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Olympic Event Ideas, Influencer Income, Sneaky AZ Friend, MTH and more. · The Steve Harvey Morning Show

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  Speaker 1: Today show is pre recorded.
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  Speaker 2: Y'all know what time y'all don't know y'all at all.
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  Speaker 3: So given a.
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  Speaker 4: Black a million bus busy.
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  Speaker 2: Listen to me show, don't joy?
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, Joy, you gotta do turn you turn, you.
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  Speaker 1: Gotta turn.
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  Speaker 3: You got to turn the mouth turn.
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  Speaker 4: You probably got to turn mouth, turn out, turn the money.
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  Speaker 6: Come come out? You think that? Uh huh, I sure will.
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  Speaker 7: Good morning everybody.
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  Speaker 6: You all listening to the voice, come on, dig me now,
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  Speaker 6: one and only Steve Harvey, man oh man got a
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  Speaker 6: radio show. Yeah, I do. God so big to me, Man,
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  Speaker 6: I just have to tell you about it. I can't
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  Speaker 6: help it. It's rather obvious to me how big, how
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  Speaker 6: good God is. He's absolutely tremendous. He's off the chain,
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  Speaker 6: you know, Man, I wanted to share something with you today.
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  Speaker 6: You know, if you're out there, start your mission today,
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  Speaker 6: Why don't we all decide together better yet? Let's just
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  Speaker 6: kill that cause you don't that just individually? Look you listening,
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  Speaker 6: everybody's got something that's that's on the table that they
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  Speaker 6: haven't yet attacked yet. What are you waiting for? Start
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  Speaker 6: your mission today? Stop the procrastination now and if you
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  Speaker 6: and if you allow Prassic excuse me. If you allow
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  Speaker 6: procrastination to set in, then that that allows then which
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  Speaker 6: is a weakness, you know, but that allows the devil
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  Speaker 6: then to just really do his thing, because an idle
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  Speaker 6: mind is the devil's playground. So if you ain't working
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  Speaker 6: on your goals, dreams, aspirations or visions, you just you're
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  Speaker 6: just waking up seeing how today gon go or the
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  Speaker 6: devil he got plenty for it for you to do. See.
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  Speaker 6: But if you get your mind right on your goal
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  Speaker 6: and your focus and your purpose, then you can go
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  Speaker 6: on about your business. Then when the distraction comes, you
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  Speaker 6: can catch yourself. Now. Don't mean you ain't gonna fall
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  Speaker 6: privy or fall prey to some of your distractions, because
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  Speaker 6: you will, but you will have a goal in mind
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  Speaker 6: and aspiration that makes you go. Hold on, man, I
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  Speaker 6: got to stay focused here because what I really want
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  Speaker 6: while I'm really trying to go the thing that I'm
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  Speaker 6: really after, this new little thing that's being introduced, this
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  Speaker 6: don't fit into the equation. Man, Let me keep it moving,
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  Speaker 6: or you may step up off the line for a
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  Speaker 6: little while. You know, like I said yesterday, the thing
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  Speaker 6: about God is He's so forgiving that if you get
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  Speaker 6: out of line. He'll hold your place. See that's the
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  Speaker 6: real cool thing. A lot of people do that for
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  Speaker 6: you too. Like I said, if you at the movie theater,
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  Speaker 6: or you at the amusement park and you in the
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  Speaker 6: line and you forget something, if you politely ask the
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  Speaker 6: person behind you, hey man, I got to run to
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  Speaker 6: my car left something. Whould you hold my place? Most
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  Speaker 6: people say fine, Ye'll go ahead, and when you come back,
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  Speaker 6: they don't have a problem. See your problem is is
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  Speaker 6: you want to get out the line, go do something,
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  Speaker 6: then come back and just get up in the line
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  Speaker 6: further up than you were, or cut somebody. Now you
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  Speaker 6: got a problem because see everybody looking at you now
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  Speaker 6: like hi, woa partner? Where you come from? You know
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  Speaker 6: the line start back here? But see the thing with
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  Speaker 6: God is God don't do that. God don't say the
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  Speaker 6: line start back here. God holds your place. When you
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  Speaker 6: make a mistake and you fall off the line, God
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  Speaker 6: holds your place. But if you ain't got no dreams, aspiration,
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  Speaker 6: if you ain't got no place, what he holding for you? See,
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  Speaker 6: I mean he got a place for you, but you
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  Speaker 6: got to come to it. See some people, well here's
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  Speaker 6: what I'm saying, if you got a goal of aspiration
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  Speaker 6: to dream and you fall off track momentarily, you can
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  Speaker 6: get back to that because God knows where you left off.
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  Speaker 6: Now you may have to accomplish a few more things
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  Speaker 6: since you stopped for a long period of time, but
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  Speaker 6: God know where you left off, you can get back
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  Speaker 6: on track. I look, man, this dream of being on
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  Speaker 6: TV since I was a kid, and it got off track.
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  Speaker 6: Now it got off track. I just kept it as
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  Speaker 6: one of the dreams. And in some real dog moments
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  Speaker 6: when it looked like it wasn't gonna happen, all I
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  Speaker 6: was hanging on to is just to hope that one
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  Speaker 6: day it could. But that's what faith is really about.
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  Speaker 6: Faith is the belief in things that you cannot see.
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  Speaker 6: But faith gives you the confidence to keep hoping. Man,
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  Speaker 6: Sometimes it just keep hope alive. Sometimes you heard Jesse
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  Speaker 6: Jackson say it just keep hope alive. Sometimes, man, it's
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  Speaker 6: just the hope. I was hanging on a hope. And
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  Speaker 6: I'm talking about when it got real ugly and funky
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  Speaker 6: out there for me, when it looked like I wasn't
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  Speaker 6: gonna ever make it, and all of the facts was
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  Speaker 6: in and everything pointed in the direction you not gonna
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  Speaker 6: make it. You done really messed up this time. Then
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  Speaker 6: I sat there and I just hung on to the hope.
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  Speaker 6: But man, that's what I'm saying. If you got a
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  Speaker 6: dream on aspiration or vision or something, when you fall
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  Speaker 6: off track and you want to go get back in line,
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  Speaker 6: God holds your place. He knew I was off tracking,
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  Speaker 6: out of line, but he said, okay, here's where we stopped.
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  Speaker 6: You wanna be on TV. Now, when you get it
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  Speaker 6: together and you quit tripping, and you come and your
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  Speaker 6: turn to me, I'm gonna hold your place, put you
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  Speaker 6: back in line. Then we're gonna finish the journey. That
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  Speaker 6: took me a lot longer to get here than I
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  Speaker 6: wanted to. But then it was necessary because I needed
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  Speaker 6: all of them mishaps to happen to me along the way.
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  Speaker 6: So when I got on the radio one day, which
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  Speaker 6: I didn't I see coming, Steve Harvey got a radio show, y'all.
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  Speaker 6: That's why I say it every day. See because of
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  Speaker 6: this radio show that I didn't see coming. Now I
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  Speaker 6: have stories to tell, and I can tell you about
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  Speaker 6: me better I can tell you about anybody. And I
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  Speaker 6: done been through enough whereas relatable where enough people can
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  Speaker 6: go mad that happened to me. Appreciate you saying that
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  Speaker 6: that's what it was for. See, I get it now.
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  Speaker 6: See at the time, though I didn't like what was
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  Speaker 6: happening to me. At the time, I was really in
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  Speaker 6: total disagreement with God on a lot of stuff he
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  Speaker 6: was pulling off on me. But in essence I was
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  Speaker 6: really pulling it off on myself. But through his grace
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  Speaker 6: and mercy, he kept me through all of my mistakes,
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  Speaker 6: all my bad decisions, all my miscalculations, all my misfires,
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  Speaker 6: all the times I knowingly stepped out there and did wrong.
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  Speaker 6: He forgave me, he said, because man, if you ever
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  Speaker 6: come to me, I have a plan for you that
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  Speaker 6: is going to be far and a buld. It will
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  Speaker 6: supersede everything you've ever dreamed of. That's what I did.
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  Speaker 6: I just got sick of me. Goodn't sick of me?
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  Speaker 6: And I turned it over to God. And then God
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  Speaker 6: started working And here I am today. Now He threw
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  Speaker 6: with me. Yet Nope, have I arrived yet? Nope? But
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  Speaker 6: guess what the journey is cool? And then you know
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  Speaker 6: what I found out, that's kind of what it's like
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  Speaker 6: in life. If you done walked off the cliff in
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  Speaker 6: life and you ain't got no God in your life,
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  Speaker 6: it's like not having a parachute. You step off the
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  Speaker 6: cliff and you just free falling. We all now that
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  Speaker 6: fag gets you closer to the grave, right see, we
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  Speaker 6: all heading to the grave from the moment we're born.
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  Speaker 6: But the cool thing about a relationship with God is
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  Speaker 6: when you step off the cliff and you got God
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  Speaker 6: here a parachute. You still going down, but it's a
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  Speaker 6: nice ride. You guide and you're glide, and you're softly,
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  Speaker 6: you enjoying. You look around, you smiling, You're meeting other
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  Speaker 6: people along the way. You're floating over here to ski
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  Speaker 6: a little while. You over there at the beach for
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  Speaker 6: a little while. You mess around over here, you get
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  Speaker 6: to go out the country a little bit on your
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  Speaker 6: parachuting and all that, and God just helps you your
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  Speaker 6: descent appear more like a rise and more like a
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  Speaker 6: euphoric fall. Instead of not having no God in your
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  Speaker 6: life and you just walking off that cliff every day,
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  Speaker 6: free falling. Ain't got no cord, you steady pulling, you
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  Speaker 6: hollering the whole way because you to mess around with
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  Speaker 6: yourself and ain't let God come into your life and
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  Speaker 6: provide a parachute for you. I would rather have a
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  Speaker 6: parachute since I got to jump every day than to
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  Speaker 6: not have one. God has been like a parachute for me.
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  Speaker 6: Ask me where that came from. I can't tell you,
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  Speaker 6: But like I always say, most good things that happen
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  Speaker 6: in my life that I can't explain is usually Him.
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  Speaker 8: You're listening.
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  Speaker 1: Morning show.
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  Speaker 6: Ladies and gentlemen. Good morning, boys and girls. Man have
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  Speaker 6: your attention please. Today's show is dedicated to all paltry
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  Speaker 6: employee churches, KFC, Popeye, El Loco and Tropical Delight That's Florida.
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  Speaker 6: Things like that, oh, and Wingstop. Even though they don't
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  Speaker 6: do four chicken parts, you are in the poetry distribution
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  Speaker 6: bit at. Congratulations to all of you. Today we're dedicating
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  Speaker 6: today's show to all poetry employees of all kinds. Thank you,
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  Speaker 6: Thank you for the joy that you've given up he done.
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  Speaker 6: Thank you for the motivation. Thank you for the way
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  Speaker 6: I feel sometime when I'm driving down the street and
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  Speaker 6: I see that sign. What it means to me. This
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  Speaker 6: is for the chicken level in you.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, this is for the wing.
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  Speaker 7: This is for the wing in you, dud dude, this
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  Speaker 7: is father wings.
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  Speaker 3: This is for the wing in you.
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  Speaker 7: We'll make a song out of it because that's that's
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  Speaker 7: my soul.
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  Speaker 6: Boy, I know we are authentic soul.
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  Speaker 4: Bro song right up, we go right in it, name it,
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  Speaker 4: sing it, we deep nammersed in sing it.
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  Speaker 8: Don't committed love soul, you would.
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  Speaker 6: Never let it die. No reason to buy a new.
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  Speaker 3: Seaton name it sang it.
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  Speaker 1: That's deep right there?
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  Speaker 3: No, no, no, no reason to buy a new Phil
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  Speaker 3: playing albums.
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  Speaker 7: Nothing else.
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  Speaker 4: They got turntables down, man, more than five little thing
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  Speaker 4: in the middle with the little thing with the look.
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  Speaker 6: Man or I just downloaded Common Nook, Common Doors and Fologe. Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: What's your favorite Commodore's?
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  Speaker 3: Jim may sound funny, mane, I just can't man the pain.
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  Speaker 6: I'm leaving you.
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  Speaker 3: To my room.
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  Speaker 6: Things to me, girl, You know, I don't know.
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  Speaker 3: I can't damn.
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  Speaker 6: You see a big store that I bought room, Yeah, yeah, yeah,
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  Speaker 6: you know Wamies my favorite Commodore song? No fun fun
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  Speaker 6: Maybe just a food stream song. Yeah, but I don't care,
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  Speaker 6: because I know my hadingness is waiting for me some way.
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  Speaker 6: I'm searching for that seal line prisons that I'll never see.
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  Speaker 6: I wish the world they come.
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  Speaker 1: Coming up.
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  Speaker 8: Something funny, they.
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  Speaker 6: Coming up.
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  Speaker 1: You're listening.
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  Speaker 8: Morning show and it's time enough for the nephew to
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  Speaker 8: run that prank. Back, nephew, what you got.
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  Speaker 9: Let me tell you something. Some of these celebrities are
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  Speaker 9: not up for these pranks. Okay, check this out. This
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  Speaker 9: right here is Keith Sweat.
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  Speaker 10: Oh hello, I'm trying to reach Manny. Is this Manny Many?
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  Speaker 6: Man the Sweat?
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  Speaker 10: This man? Hey, this is right? He ain't man Wow?
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  Speaker 10: This what okay? Hey, uh, mister Keith. We got we
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  Speaker 10: got people down here. You're supposed to be here at
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  Speaker 10: that record store, man, right here in Arlam, and we
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  Speaker 10: got people wrapped around the building. You're supposed to be
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  Speaker 10: here sign in these cities, man, But it's been over hour.
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  Speaker 10: These people been standing there waiting on y'all.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah.
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  Speaker 11: Man, I don't know nothing about no record store. And
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  Speaker 11: and number two, I don't know nothing about doing no signing.
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  Speaker 10: Man.
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  Speaker 12: Who set this up?
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  Speaker 10: Man?
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  Speaker 12: I don't know.
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  Speaker 10: I mean the name I was given was Manny? Who
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  Speaker 10: was who was Manny Man?
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  Speaker 11: My road manager? But he don't set things up?
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  Speaker 12: Man?
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  Speaker 11: He's a road manager. He's not my manager. He just
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  Speaker 11: handled my stuff on the road. But I was never
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  Speaker 11: told I was supposed to be nowhere to do anything, man.
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  Speaker 11: I mean, normally, was somebody tell me me and them
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  Speaker 11: have an understanding that I book what I'm supposed to do.
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  Speaker 11: So I don't know nothing about this, my brother.
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  Speaker 10: Okay, Well we got to get this taken care of.
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  Speaker 10: We got people wrapped around the building. We got one
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  Speaker 10: hundred people outside the store.
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  Speaker 11: My brother, I don't know nothing about no signing for real.
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  Speaker 10: Okay, Well, are you hearing what I'm saying to you?
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  Speaker 3: Man?
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  Speaker 10: We got people out decided the building waiting for you
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  Speaker 10: to arrive to sign some CITs. Now what I'm supposed
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  Speaker 10: to tell these people?
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  Speaker 11: I don't know what you're supposed to tell him? Man,
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  Speaker 11: I mean, you know, and it's kind of like you're
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  Speaker 11: raising your voice. Dude, I don't.
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  Speaker 12: I don't.
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  Speaker 11: First of all, I don't know even know who you
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  Speaker 11: are calling me like this. I told you man, I
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  Speaker 11: just said nothing up. Man, And you know, I mean,
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  Speaker 11: I don't even know who gave you my number.
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  Speaker 10: I got this as a contact number. Man, he is
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  Speaker 10: the person I'm supposed to be talking to and missus.
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  Speaker 10: Sweat was supposed to arrive here at twelve noon. We've
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  Speaker 10: been advertising this for the last two weeks.
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  Speaker 11: I mean, no disrespect to you, but I don't think
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  Speaker 11: you hear me. Man, I don't know nothing about a sign.
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  Speaker 11: And if I knew about a signing, or knew I
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  Speaker 11: had a sign and says it, I wouldn't have to
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  Speaker 11: people sitting around or standing around like that.
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  Speaker 6: That's not what I do.
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  Speaker 11: But no one informed me that nothing like this was
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  Speaker 11: going down today.
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  Speaker 10: You know what I'm saying, So okay, But look, man,
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  Speaker 10: but now that you realize people, are you waiting what
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  Speaker 10: you gonna do? What I'm supposed to tell him?
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  Speaker 11: Man, there's nowhere in the well I can get down
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  Speaker 11: there and do a signing at this time, late time,
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  Speaker 11: right now. Man, I mean, you don't need to get
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  Speaker 11: so big of that you need you need to try
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  Speaker 11: to try to get yourself down here. First of all,
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  Speaker 11: I mean, you know, what did you just say, y'all?
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  Speaker 11: I think you just called me I'm a name my son.
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  Speaker 12: Man.
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  Speaker 11: What did you just say to me?
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  Speaker 10: Man? No, no, no, I'm saying. I'm saying you need
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  Speaker 10: to try and come on down and sign sign these
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  Speaker 10: see these for these people. Man, these people are here.
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  Speaker 10: They're waiting their line. They've been waiting over an hour
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  Speaker 10: on you.
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  Speaker 11: Now, this this is not don't go good. This is
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  Speaker 11: I'm feeling you and I I understand. Now, I understand
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  Speaker 11: what you're saying to me, but there's no way I
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  Speaker 11: can get down there. Man, you just gonna have to
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  Speaker 11: reschedule it. So we're gonna have to reschedule this. I
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  Speaker 11: apologize for the you know, misunderstanding, but bottom line is
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  Speaker 11: I knew nothing about it.
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  Speaker 10: Hold on, hold on a second. Listen, this is missus sweat.
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  Speaker 10: He's saying he don't know anything about being here. I'm
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  Speaker 10: telling him we got people all wrapped all around the building.
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  Speaker 10: He don't care.
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  Speaker 11: Yo, Yo, dude, I just say I didn't hear. I
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  Speaker 11: said there's nothing I could do. I then said it
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  Speaker 11: not just say that. Man, don't put words in my mouth.
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  Speaker 10: My brother, what do you want me to be?
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  Speaker 11: All you got to do is reschedule it for another time, man,
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  Speaker 11: that's what you do.
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  Speaker 10: Hold on, man, I'm talking to my boss.
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  Speaker 11: I'm trying to figure out again.
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  Speaker 10: We got people finna get mad man.
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  Speaker 11: Because you're not here. Okay, man, he needs his man,
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  Speaker 11: he talks, I don't say.
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  Speaker 10: We don't know nothing about that.
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  Speaker 12: Man.
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  Speaker 10: I ain't got nothing to do with that.
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  Speaker 12: Man.
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  Speaker 11: All I know is that nobody told me about that.
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  Speaker 11: You know, I'll call him and he I don't do
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  Speaker 11: things unless I know where it's coming from.
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  Speaker 10: I ain't no way you can get your you can
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  Speaker 10: get yourself down.
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  Speaker 11: All of you keep further off. Man, You don't talk
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  Speaker 11: to me like I'm your child. Man, back up on
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  Speaker 11: what you're saying.
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  Speaker 10: Dude. Hey, man, man, we having a problem. This is
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  Speaker 10: supposed to be one of the biggest days of our
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  Speaker 10: record store, and you you just so calm and collect
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  Speaker 10: like it's not a problem with you.
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  Speaker 11: What I'm supposed to do? Man, when I need know
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  Speaker 11: nothing about it, I understand it's a problem. It's a
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  Speaker 11: problem because it makes me look like I'm a no show.
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  Speaker 11: But dude, I'm telling you again, I knew nothing about this.
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  Speaker 6: Man.
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  Speaker 10: Oh on oh, I want to say, take all his
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  Speaker 10: damn CDs off the shelf, every lad going off, yo, Yo,
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  Speaker 10: I don't know what you're talking about.
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  Speaker 6: Man.
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  Speaker 11: You losing your darn mind right now.
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  Speaker 10: Man.
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  Speaker 11: I'm not trying to disrespect you dudes, but you really
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  Speaker 11: losing your mind.
• 17:53
  Speaker 8: Man.
• 17:53
  Speaker 11: Now you doing something you ain't got no business though. Man,
• 17:55
  Speaker 11: I've said, reschedule a situation.
• 17:57
  Speaker 10: Man, then tomorrow to day I we reschedule it when
• 18:00
  Speaker 10: the album drops today.
• 18:01
  Speaker 11: Okay, well, well there's nothing I could do about this, dude, nothing.
• 18:04
  Speaker 11: Who's the way Wait, sounds like you're raising your voice?
• 18:07
  Speaker 11: O my boys, man, because you now now you disrespect me.
• 18:10
  Speaker 11: You don't call my phone going off like like like
• 18:12
  Speaker 11: I'm somebody's child, like I'm your child, dude, and you
• 18:15
  Speaker 11: don't talk to me like that.
• 18:16
  Speaker 10: Man, Come on, so you can't stop what you're doing
• 18:18
  Speaker 10: and bring your butt down here to the record store.
• 18:21
  Speaker 11: Ain't want to be what I'm doing. No, no, no, no,
• 18:23
  Speaker 11: I can't stop what I'm doing.
• 18:25
  Speaker 10: Man, what you're doing right now, that's so important.
• 18:27
  Speaker 13: You can't come man, It ain't none of your business
• 18:29
  Speaker 13: what I'm doing right now. Dude, I'm saying, I know
• 18:31
  Speaker 13: I knew nothing about this, man, So I'm not gonna
• 18:33
  Speaker 13: keep going back and forth with you like like like
• 18:36
  Speaker 13: I gotta explain to you why I can't. I gotta
• 18:38
  Speaker 13: start what I'm doing to come down there. I knew
• 18:40
  Speaker 13: nothing about it. It's not my fault.
• 18:42
  Speaker 11: Dude, you need to take this up with somebody who
• 18:44
  Speaker 11: scheduled this because I didn't schedule it. That's a right
• 18:46
  Speaker 11: and a wrong way to look right and the wrong
• 18:48
  Speaker 11: way to do somebody, mister Sweat, O, Man, come on
• 18:51
  Speaker 11: now you reciting my songs? Man, come on, man, Okay,
• 18:55
  Speaker 11: no doubt song.
• 18:55
  Speaker 10: I'm just gonna go out here and tell everybody in
• 18:57
  Speaker 10: the line mister Sweat don't want to come okay, and
• 19:00
  Speaker 10: I'm taking all the damn cs off the show because
• 19:03
  Speaker 10: you don't want to stand up and be the celebrity
• 19:06
  Speaker 10: that you're supposed to be.
• 19:07
  Speaker 12: Man.
• 19:07
  Speaker 11: Okay, now you know what, man, You do what you
• 19:09
  Speaker 11: gotta do. Man, at this point, you do what you
• 19:11
  Speaker 11: gotta do.
• 19:11
  Speaker 12: Man.
• 19:11
  Speaker 11: But Yo, who am I talking to anyway?
• 19:14
  Speaker 10: En? Man, Rahen Roien, I work here at the store.
• 19:18
  Speaker 11: Okay, Well I'll see you, Rahen. You go ahead and
• 19:20
  Speaker 11: do what you get me to do, and I'll come
• 19:22
  Speaker 11: and see you.
• 19:22
  Speaker 10: Dude. What what what what you mean You're gonna see me?
• 19:25
  Speaker 10: What that means? I'll see you.
• 19:26
  Speaker 11: I'll see you. I'll see you. That's what it means.
• 19:28
  Speaker 10: I'll see you, okay, because because the bottom line is, man,
• 19:31
  Speaker 10: Tommy said you was gonna come. He the one said
• 19:33
  Speaker 10: you was gonna come. Sign Tommy who now you raheen?
• 19:36
  Speaker 12: Tommy?
• 19:36
  Speaker 11: Who the who the hell is the Tommy.
• 19:38
  Speaker 10: Tommy Man nephew Tommy from the Steel Harby in Morning show.
• 19:43
  Speaker 10: So I got your boy, man?
• 19:46
  Speaker 11: You know what? Man? Y'all tripping blood for real? You
• 19:56
  Speaker 11: you don't even understand what you giving me. You're crazy boys.
• 20:02
  Speaker 11: I mean, you know what I say, y'all don't have anything.
• 20:04
  Speaker 11: That's what I knew the album was dropping, man, I said,
• 20:09
  Speaker 11: I'm getting them to day. Yeah, I'm good man, I'm
• 20:14
  Speaker 11: good man. Boy.
• 20:15
  Speaker 10: You crazy boy?
• 20:17
  Speaker 11: Man, Let me get off this fall man, y'all do
• 20:18
  Speaker 11: what Jesse boy, you don't even understand I sweat man,
• 20:22
  Speaker 11: I had to get you dog, look at it.
• 20:24
  Speaker 10: You know. I know you got your show, but you
• 20:26
  Speaker 10: got to tell me what is the baddest radio show in.
• 20:29
  Speaker 11: The morning, the Steve Harvey Morney show Man, Get off
• 20:32
  Speaker 11: my phone next time?
• 20:36
  Speaker 6: What if? What if? Come? Get it?
• 20:40
  Speaker 8: Sweat all right, nephew, Thank you? Coming up? Next city
• 20:47
  Speaker 8: is ask the clo. Our Chief Love Officer, Steve Harvey
• 20:50
  Speaker 8: is in the building and he's waiting and ready for
• 20:53
  Speaker 8: your love questions. Right after this, you're listening Steve Harvey
• 20:58
  Speaker 8: Morning Show. All right, clo, Chief Love Officer, Ceek Harvey.
• 21:03
  Speaker 8: You ready, let's go. This one is from Beanie in Nashville.
• 21:07
  Speaker 8: Beanie says, I'm a thirty six year old bachelor with
• 21:09
  Speaker 8: no children. I've been dating a little here and a
• 21:13
  Speaker 8: little there, but women seem to be in to what
• 21:16
  Speaker 8: a man can do for them financially, and they lose
• 21:19
  Speaker 8: sight of dating for the purpose of getting married. I
• 21:22
  Speaker 8: had a relationship for a year with a woman, and
• 21:25
  Speaker 8: if I wasn't showing out money for something for her,
• 21:28
  Speaker 8: she was pouting and saying I didn't care about her.
• 21:32
  Speaker 8: I don't have a lot of money to splurge like that,
• 21:34
  Speaker 8: but I don't mind taking care of my girlfriend and
• 21:37
  Speaker 8: wife someday.
• 21:38
  Speaker 1: How can a regular man win like this?
• 21:41
  Speaker 6: Come on, Beanie, come on, question no, no, no, stop crying,
• 21:44
  Speaker 6: dog stop. Come on, man, regular man win all the time.
• 21:49
  Speaker 6: How does a regular man win by being an exceptional
• 21:52
  Speaker 6: regular man? That's how you win. See, you'd have bought
• 21:58
  Speaker 6: into the buying thing because you you're sitting up here
• 22:00
  Speaker 6: lying that to be the case. What you gotta do.
• 22:03
  Speaker 6: You gotta kill them with kindness. You gotta be a
• 22:05
  Speaker 6: better gentleman, be a bigger, a bigger, a bigger conversationalist.
• 22:10
  Speaker 6: You gotta provide a lot of stuff that women can't
• 22:12
  Speaker 6: get from other dudes. Man, anybody can buy somebody something
• 22:16
  Speaker 6: that ain't the problem beingie. Man, you don't. You gotta
• 22:18
  Speaker 6: put some more work in relationships is work, and you
• 22:22
  Speaker 6: gotta be a better You got to your picker, sound
• 22:24
  Speaker 6: like it could be off too now a little bit.
• 22:26
  Speaker 6: What you know your pick? Yeah?
• 22:29
  Speaker 12: You know?
• 22:30
  Speaker 6: Dog, why don't you get into some more conversations before
• 22:33
  Speaker 6: you get into your relationship? For you're gonna have to
• 22:34
  Speaker 6: buy somebody, damn swimming pool. The lads already ain't got
• 22:40
  Speaker 6: that much money, that's what you said. So why don't
• 22:42
  Speaker 6: you get into some conversations before you get into the relationships.
• 22:45
  Speaker 6: That's your problem. You diving in head first, whining and
• 22:48
  Speaker 6: dying and taking people's stuff. And then now how you
• 22:50
  Speaker 6: start is how you finish. You can't get it. You
• 22:53
  Speaker 6: can't change horses in the middle of the stream.
• 22:55
  Speaker 8: Dog, So out are you saying?
• 22:57
  Speaker 12: Is dating?
• 22:58
  Speaker 10: No?
• 22:58
  Speaker 12: No? No?
• 22:58
  Speaker 6: You supposed to marry up.
• 23:00
  Speaker 1: Yeah you should marry up.
• 23:01
  Speaker 6: But dog, you got to come in here with some
• 23:03
  Speaker 6: you know this is this is how I take care
• 23:05
  Speaker 6: of a woman. You won't this, Oh, you won't that.
• 23:08
  Speaker 6: And if she expects you to come in and buy
• 23:10
  Speaker 6: her a life, then you know we got a little problem.
• 23:14
  Speaker 8: Thank you, Cla. Yes it is Paula, and Tampa says
• 23:21
  Speaker 8: Paula and Tampa says, I'm a fifty nine year old
• 23:23
  Speaker 8: woman and I was dating a seventy year old gentleman
• 23:26
  Speaker 8: that my daughter introduced me to. We hit it off
• 23:29
  Speaker 8: and everything was fine, but we've never had sex. He
• 23:34
  Speaker 8: always says that there was no rush. My daughters and
• 23:37
  Speaker 8: I are very close, and my youngest was in town,
• 23:40
  Speaker 8: so I told her about my new man. She said
• 23:42
  Speaker 8: her older sister secretly dated him and it was disgusting
• 23:46
  Speaker 8: for her to hook me up with him. My daughter
• 23:49
  Speaker 8: denied it. He said he begged my daughter to hook
• 23:52
  Speaker 8: us up, and nothing indecent happened with her. I don't
• 23:55
  Speaker 8: know who to believe.
• 23:56
  Speaker 1: Why would my daughter lie.
• 24:00
  Speaker 8: Know?
• 24:01
  Speaker 6: Ain't my daughter? I don't understand why you wrote me
• 24:06
  Speaker 6: without this. You got seventy you old man never had sex,
• 24:10
  Speaker 6: and then your younger daughter came home and told you
• 24:12
  Speaker 6: that your other daughter dated Okay, what, well, what's what's happening?
• 24:17
  Speaker 6: I don't know what to tell you?
• 24:19
  Speaker 8: What?
• 24:20
  Speaker 6: Yeah, that's I don't know. I don't know why your
• 24:22
  Speaker 6: younger daughter would come here and talking about she dated him,
• 24:24
  Speaker 6: and then the man said, nothing inappropriate happen, and then
• 24:27
  Speaker 6: you and the man ain't had sex?
• 24:28
  Speaker 10: What?
• 24:29
  Speaker 6: What? Yeah? Everybody?
• 24:33
  Speaker 10: Wait?
• 24:34
  Speaker 3: What what junior?
• 24:35
  Speaker 9: Junior?
• 24:35
  Speaker 14: Everybody hanging out at the nursing home.
• 24:37
  Speaker 6: It was sound that seventy dude sound good to me.
• 24:44
  Speaker 6: I don't even feel like it, man, but I do
• 24:48
  Speaker 6: wake up and stuff be hurting. I don't know how
• 24:50
  Speaker 6: the hell they started.
• 24:52
  Speaker 8: And you really don't act like it, do you?
• 24:55
  Speaker 6: Hell?
• 24:55
  Speaker 1: No, I ain't gonna ever a Do you know you're
• 24:57
  Speaker 1: almost that?
• 24:58
  Speaker 6: As you know? I guess my wife used to ask
• 25:01
  Speaker 6: me all the time, do you realize you fifty now?
• 25:06
  Speaker 8: But she just stopped.
• 25:07
  Speaker 1: Then then she just stopped.
• 25:09
  Speaker 6: She said because did not And she told me the
• 25:12
  Speaker 6: other day she said, you ain't a right I quit ask.
• 25:17
  Speaker 3: She gave you.
• 25:20
  Speaker 1: So, so why should her daughter lie?
• 25:22
  Speaker 8: So?
• 25:22
  Speaker 1: What are you saying to them?
• 25:23
  Speaker 6: I don't know. She ain't saying nothing. I don't care.
• 25:26
  Speaker 6: I don't know no about this letter.
• 25:27
  Speaker 7: I don't know who this dude is.
• 25:29
  Speaker 6: The question don't make no sense. Why would she lie?
• 25:32
  Speaker 6: Who lied?
• 25:34
  Speaker 8: By what she's thinking, her daughter is lying. Her younger
• 25:38
  Speaker 8: daughter is lying to her that her older daughter dated
• 25:40
  Speaker 8: the guy. I guess she's trying to figure out why
• 25:42
  Speaker 8: would her daughter lie to her about it?
• 25:44
  Speaker 6: You know, y'all too old for this?
• 25:48
  Speaker 7: What is he lying?
• 25:49
  Speaker 12: Four?
• 25:50
  Speaker 6: Nine seventy. I'm not gonna ever tell her lie seventy?
• 25:52
  Speaker 7: Yeah, I didn't.
• 25:55
  Speaker 6: She's gonna do all right.
• 25:58
  Speaker 1: We're gonna move on here.
• 26:00
  Speaker 6: Uh deal with you.
• 26:01
  Speaker 8: You got to deal with your daughters, all right. Christine
• 26:03
  Speaker 8: and Philly says, I recently married a man that I
• 26:06
  Speaker 8: met online, and we got married after dating for only
• 26:10
  Speaker 8: five months. I'm his third wife, so I should have
• 26:13
  Speaker 8: taken more time to get to know him. Instead, I
• 26:16
  Speaker 8: ended up married to a man with multiple personalities. One
• 26:20
  Speaker 8: day he can be really happy and all in love,
• 26:23
  Speaker 8: and then the next day he might get mad at
• 26:25
  Speaker 8: me over something petty and lock me out of our bedroom.
• 26:29
  Speaker 8: He's made me sleep on the couch for the last time,
• 26:32
  Speaker 8: and I'm ready to call it quits.
• 26:34
  Speaker 6: He says.
• 26:34
  Speaker 8: This is all part of marriage, and we're still getting
• 26:38
  Speaker 8: to know each other. Should we see counseling or should
• 26:40
  Speaker 8: I leave?
• 26:41
  Speaker 6: You should house? This ain't counsel It's time to escape.
• 26:47
  Speaker 6: And you say, got nothing to do with counseling. He'd
• 26:49
  Speaker 6: have locked you out the bedroom door. This ain't counseling.
• 26:52
  Speaker 6: His ass need help and you need to get out
• 26:56
  Speaker 6: for you need some type of help to get out.
• 26:59
  Speaker 6: This ain't counseling. He has a mental disorder.
• 27:03
  Speaker 11: You ain't.
• 27:03
  Speaker 6: You ain't got time for that. But with iphold his
• 27:07
  Speaker 6: schizophrenic something, man, I would suggest you get out. Now.
• 27:11
  Speaker 8: Let me ask you this, Steve. Would you say something
• 27:13
  Speaker 8: to her about marrying a man she met online and
• 27:16
  Speaker 8: only knew.
• 27:17
  Speaker 7: She already know that stupid?
• 27:18
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, I ain't got to tell her that, but
• 27:21
  Speaker 1: she got caught up.
• 27:22
  Speaker 6: Yeah, who thinks that's a good idea? Right now? He
• 27:25
  Speaker 6: neither hear or her.
• 27:26
  Speaker 8: Yeah all right, yeah, slow down, slow down? All right,
• 27:31
  Speaker 8: Thank you, Clo, great advice. As always, you're listening.
• 27:36
  Speaker 1: Morning show. All right, here we go, junior, eure up.
• 27:42
  Speaker 14: Hey morning everybody.
• 27:45
  Speaker 12: Man.
• 27:45
  Speaker 7: Let me just tell the truth right now.
• 27:47
  Speaker 15: I just mean, I don't mean this disrepect nobody in there.
• 27:49
  Speaker 1: I love all y'all, I really do.
• 27:52
  Speaker 7: But I was just want to let y'all know something.
• 27:54
  Speaker 1: Man, truth be told.
• 27:56
  Speaker 14: I won't be related to Steve for real?
• 27:59
  Speaker 6: What's wrong out?
• 28:00
  Speaker 15: No, because I ain't got no money in my family.
• 28:02
  Speaker 15: You don't I need somebody else besides man money? And
• 28:06
  Speaker 15: I just found out over vacation, Uncle Steve. Boy, do
• 28:10
  Speaker 15: you be looking?
• 28:11
  Speaker 9: Tell me?
• 28:12
  Speaker 1: Do you know how much your uncle worth? How much?
• 28:17
  Speaker 6: I'm not gonna throw number out that, but I actually know.
• 28:19
  Speaker 1: No, I ain't know this, but we've.
• 28:21
  Speaker 15: Been working with him every day.
• 28:22
  Speaker 14: Y'all so disrespectful?
• 28:26
  Speaker 10: Man?
• 28:28
  Speaker 1: You did I google him? What's this man on.
• 28:33
  Speaker 6: To treat him different?
• 28:34
  Speaker 10: Yes?
• 28:37
  Speaker 11: The hell we ain't.
• 28:37
  Speaker 1: It's broke people you treat better than him?
• 28:39
  Speaker 14: No, Oh, no, I gotta ain't.
• 28:42
  Speaker 15: I swear I never talked to the same No, no,
• 28:46
  Speaker 15: not long as I know Steve. Ain't hell if you
• 28:49
  Speaker 15: don't get your broke ass away from me.
• 28:54
  Speaker 3: No, No, I'm tired.
• 28:55
  Speaker 1: I'm tired all the pro.
• 28:56
  Speaker 15: People I got to be nice to hear Uncle Steve,
• 28:57
  Speaker 15: and we treat him like he ain't worth nothing.
• 28:59
  Speaker 14: This man, it can change our generation.
• 29:01
  Speaker 6: We treat him regularly, treat him like I don't.
• 29:03
  Speaker 1: Want to treat him. Regor I love you if you need.
• 29:08
  Speaker 6: Me giving him all these props, I'll.
• 29:11
  Speaker 10: Tell you what.
• 29:12
  Speaker 1: He worked more than a hunted me. Did you know
• 29:14
  Speaker 1: that I that? Did you know he was the highest pain?
• 29:18
  Speaker 7: Well, I want to.
• 29:19
  Speaker 6: Saying that I was waiting when he was worked one
• 29:21
  Speaker 6: hundred dollars?
• 29:23
  Speaker 8: Forget that.
• 29:25
  Speaker 7: On the ride I was.
• 29:27
  Speaker 3: I knew it when he was worth nothing.
• 29:33
  Speaker 1: But but but not he a fast everybody, you're not
• 29:37
  Speaker 1: tripping on you sound like you found out.
• 29:40
  Speaker 8: I didn't know he was just rich?
• 29:41
  Speaker 15: Yes, oh god, oh do you need your shoes sharing
• 29:44
  Speaker 15: because you know you're gonna be on TV.
• 29:45
  Speaker 6: You're not. We know you're not. You're not. We're not
• 29:48
  Speaker 6: doing this for him. We're not. Listen and make them work.
• 29:51
  Speaker 6: And forget that.
• 29:54
  Speaker 15: Regular folks got thirty thous hour that reck that this Okay,
• 30:00
  Speaker 15: y'all quit that. Regular folks, seventeen ninety five, regular people,
• 30:04
  Speaker 15: I may I take your off that wregled people. Okay,
• 30:08
  Speaker 15: two hundred million, Yeah it's a little different.
• 30:11
  Speaker 9: But let me tell you something. People with two hundred men,
• 30:13
  Speaker 9: you still have to tell here. You tell I to
• 30:14
  Speaker 9: stink something that sitting.
• 30:16
  Speaker 14: That you do this regular time?
• 30:17
  Speaker 15: He don't do nothing you do No, he don't. Okay,
• 30:20
  Speaker 15: so hew, you need regular you have to sit in
• 30:23
  Speaker 15: a regular chair. You don't, man, that's about it.
• 30:28
  Speaker 3: That stopping, that's it.
• 30:34
  Speaker 1: You don't here. Gon'na drive the car.
• 30:35
  Speaker 13: You drive.
• 30:36
  Speaker 6: No, Tommy, keep bothering Tommy.
• 30:41
  Speaker 12: Drive.
• 30:43
  Speaker 1: God said you can say it.
• 30:45
  Speaker 6: Stop? Just what how did I get up?
• 30:49
  Speaker 3: This is union.
• 30:52
  Speaker 1: The truth. I won't be walked now.
• 30:56
  Speaker 15: If I can go ahead, just start getting paperwork done today.
• 31:00
  Speaker 7: Ain't going to be a hobby.
• 31:01
  Speaker 9: No, you're not getting in this land. Stop stop, you're
• 31:07
  Speaker 9: not getting it.
• 31:08
  Speaker 15: I'm getting my lips in sides today. I'm getting my
• 31:11
  Speaker 15: lips healthy today, every day collagen.
• 31:16
  Speaker 1: So I'm a whole lot different.
• 31:20
  Speaker 15: I'm about to put I'm I'm growing a mustache out
• 31:24
  Speaker 15: and I'm cutting all my hair, and I'm about to burn,
• 31:27
  Speaker 15: bend my.
• 31:28
  Speaker 1: Knees some more.
• 31:28
  Speaker 15: I'll be mobo legged, you know. I'm just like everybody
• 31:33
  Speaker 15: need a mini me. Everybody need a mini me.
• 31:35
  Speaker 4: I can see that lift thing going wrong, and then
• 31:37
  Speaker 4: you're gonna look ridiculous.
• 31:39
  Speaker 15: I'm bleaching myself to get You're gonna send yourself and
• 31:42
  Speaker 15: say right in the suthing I'm telling.
• 31:44
  Speaker 4: Okay, well you healthy and you still ain't there, and
• 31:46
  Speaker 4: I can see I can see one side of that
• 31:49
  Speaker 4: much taking just one side, just pitch on one.
• 31:54
  Speaker 15: Watch me, watch me be just like oh Steve about
• 31:57
  Speaker 15: Tomorrow'll y'all get on out here with this this man
• 32:00
  Speaker 15: money Junior.
• 32:02
  Speaker 6: After you do all of that, that don't make that
• 32:04
  Speaker 6: don't make you worth more money? Though.
• 32:07
  Speaker 4: The closest image I got, I see the bottom lip,
• 32:10
  Speaker 4: real thick in the top lift thing.
• 32:12
  Speaker 6: Yeah, you're gonna mess itself.
• 32:14
  Speaker 7: Okay, all right, look like this my key.
• 32:23
  Speaker 1: You ain't going to Jersey. I don't see.
• 32:25
  Speaker 14: Nobody said I want to be like j.
• 32:30
  Speaker 12: Heard that.
• 32:31
  Speaker 6: I used to want to be funny as Jade. I
• 32:33
  Speaker 6: ain't gonna lie to I first met Jay. He was
• 32:37
  Speaker 6: my goal. He was my whole goal. I wanted to
• 32:39
  Speaker 6: be that funny on stage. I really did. I wanted
• 32:42
  Speaker 6: to be that funny. You want the funniest dudes I
• 32:45
  Speaker 6: ever met?
• 32:46
  Speaker 9: Oh?
• 32:46
  Speaker 6: Yeah, I ain't on stage.
• 32:48
  Speaker 12: Dog.
• 32:48
  Speaker 6: When when the boy ain't gotta go to the bathroom,
• 32:50
  Speaker 6: he tell you something his hands out there, you're gonna
• 32:56
  Speaker 6: make your fake what he's been little? Can I tell
• 33:02
  Speaker 6: you something about me? Junr?
• 33:04
  Speaker 1: What's that up?
• 33:05
  Speaker 6: I haven't shaved in two weeks? Is it figure up?
• 33:08
  Speaker 6: It's I know it's full, but it's it's not thicky.
• 33:13
  Speaker 6: I need about two more weeks. Can you know about
• 33:15
  Speaker 6: two more weeks? Yeah?
• 33:17
  Speaker 4: George Wallace's mama has the same look. When I saw you,
• 33:24
  Speaker 4: I'm like, oh geez, I thought it was her.
• 33:28
  Speaker 6: Isn't he with you?
• 33:29
  Speaker 11: Yes?
• 33:30
  Speaker 1: He is?
• 33:30
  Speaker 6: Y'all. Don't fight about this.
• 33:32
  Speaker 3: Now, because I'm telling the truth.
• 33:33
  Speaker 6: I'm not lying.
• 33:35
  Speaker 3: Lies.
• 33:36
  Speaker 4: When you lie on somebody, and then when you for
• 33:42
  Speaker 4: Mother's Day, I gave his mama a weed whacker.
• 33:48
  Speaker 6: I said, let me see it.
• 33:50
  Speaker 1: Really, I hate you?
• 33:54
  Speaker 6: Oh God?
• 33:58
  Speaker 8: Alright, alright?
• 34:03
  Speaker 7: Anybody differently?
• 34:05
  Speaker 6: Yeah, that's what I refuse to fall under.
• 34:08
  Speaker 1: Those You need to ride.
• 34:09
  Speaker 15: Down to the TV show today because I'm going that way.
• 34:13
  Speaker 7: You're just giving them around.
• 34:15
  Speaker 10: I'll have to.
• 34:19
  Speaker 8: All right, we gotta go, we'll be back. You're listening.
• 34:26
  Speaker 1: Morning show?
• 34:27
  Speaker 8: All right, it's time for a round. And would you
• 34:30
  Speaker 8: rather with the guys?
• 34:31
  Speaker 6: All right?
• 34:32
  Speaker 12: Here we go.
• 34:33
  Speaker 8: Would you rather always say everything on your mind or
• 34:39
  Speaker 8: never curse again.
• 34:44
  Speaker 6: All day? That's my whole goal in life is to
• 34:47
  Speaker 6: get there. Why I ain't got to care no more?
• 34:50
  Speaker 9: Yeah?
• 34:51
  Speaker 1: Hey, everything everything, My mind.
• 34:55
  Speaker 6: I can't wait and and wanna do it in my
• 34:59
  Speaker 6: last that's comedy special when I ain't got to kill
• 35:02
  Speaker 6: no more.
• 35:06
  Speaker 8: But if you do that, then you can never curse again.
• 35:08
  Speaker 8: You can never cuss ever?
• 35:11
  Speaker 6: What and we said we wanted to do a Yeah,
• 35:15
  Speaker 6: I want to say.
• 35:16
  Speaker 8: Everything that's on your mind. But you can't urge, not
• 35:20
  Speaker 8: an or.
• 35:22
  Speaker 12: No.
• 35:22
  Speaker 8: You can't do it if you either say everything.
• 35:24
  Speaker 6: That's if I say everything that's on my mind. How
• 35:26
  Speaker 6: you don't think? No, customers, you.
• 35:28
  Speaker 8: Can't do Would you rather do that or never curse again?
• 35:34
  Speaker 1: All right? I'd rather cuss right now on my response
• 35:36
  Speaker 1: to this?
• 35:39
  Speaker 7: Do that you can't you can't do that.
• 35:42
  Speaker 1: Can't do that?
• 35:43
  Speaker 6: Well, next one?
• 35:44
  Speaker 12: All right?
• 35:45
  Speaker 8: Would you rather listen to music from the seventies A
• 35:50
  Speaker 8: uh huh yeah, or listen to music from today that was?
• 35:55
  Speaker 6: Well?
• 35:55
  Speaker 7: Then give me a you'll take it.
• 35:57
  Speaker 1: You'll take a give me a heard the music today?
• 36:01
  Speaker 12: Yes?
• 36:03
  Speaker 6: Today, I can't do all the South No, no, no no,
• 36:08
  Speaker 6: Tommy said today.
• 36:09
  Speaker 9: And I can listen to Bruno Mars, I can listen
• 36:11
  Speaker 9: to Anthony Hamilton, I can listen to Charlie Wilson.
• 36:14
  Speaker 6: What you're talking about? What's wrong? With today, Beyon say
• 36:17
  Speaker 6: today what we can't?
• 36:19
  Speaker 1: What's wrong with Wilson releases current music today?
• 36:22
  Speaker 10: Yeah?
• 36:23
  Speaker 6: Today, but you can only listen to the stuff that's
• 36:25
  Speaker 6: released today. Yeah, I'll take the seventies.
• 36:28
  Speaker 14: Seventies Okay, I'm.
• 36:29
  Speaker 6: All damn, I can't. All right, I would die without that?
• 36:36
  Speaker 8: Would you rather? Would you rather live in Antarctica where
• 36:39
  Speaker 8: it's cold or be.
• 36:43
  Speaker 9: You?
• 36:43
  Speaker 14: Definitely be?
• 36:44
  Speaker 6: Okay, I have my anger to last.
• 36:51
  Speaker 14: I'll be out to that's where I stay at the hospital.
• 36:53
  Speaker 14: I won't even go. I wouldn't go outside. Just put
• 36:55
  Speaker 14: me down. I gotta get okay, how it is the desert,
• 36:57
  Speaker 14: I'm gonna be out.
• 36:59
  Speaker 6: I'm gonna work with this. So just Jesus past.
• 37:02
  Speaker 8: We have a similar one to this one. Would you
• 37:06
  Speaker 8: rather go deep sea diving or jumping?
• 37:11
  Speaker 6: Changing my side.
• 37:15
  Speaker 8: Dives diving, he says, See.
• 37:20
  Speaker 6: There is no anything else. Yeah, diving, deep sea diving
• 37:31
  Speaker 6: or budget jumping. I'm gonna do that bunch. I'm gonna
• 37:34
  Speaker 6: do that. I ain't fooling with that water, man, I'm
• 37:35
  Speaker 6: gonna do that bunch.
• 37:36
  Speaker 1: You're all, yeah, you don't like that water.
• 37:38
  Speaker 6: I ain't fooling with the water.
• 37:40
  Speaker 8: Thank you, guys.
• 37:41
  Speaker 1: You're listening hard morning show.
• 37:45
  Speaker 3: Come on.
• 37:46
  Speaker 8: Steve introduced Jay It's time for murder another hit.
• 37:49
  Speaker 7: Ye take a take a fin I know you do,
• 38:01
  Speaker 7: and we all probably.
• 38:03
  Speaker 6: Take yes this song, this song is not now, Ladies
• 38:07
  Speaker 6: and gentlemen, It's time for murder the hits with one
• 38:10
  Speaker 6: of the best and regretful decisions I've ever made, ladies
• 38:15
  Speaker 6: and gentlemen.
• 38:17
  Speaker 3: Yeah, brother, Okay, so you now this is the song
• 38:19
  Speaker 3: is not thanky.
• 38:20
  Speaker 4: The song is not that bad today, but I'm not
• 38:23
  Speaker 4: I'm not really insulting anyone, am I actually making a dedication.
• 38:26
  Speaker 4: The song is dedicated to all the side dad's, all
• 38:31
  Speaker 4: the hot poppers, all the sugar daddies, blended daddy. It's
• 38:36
  Speaker 4: time for you to step up and help out. And
• 38:39
  Speaker 4: I took took Eric Kabadu's song I can make you
• 38:43
  Speaker 4: put your phone down and to say a message to
• 38:47
  Speaker 4: what you need to do to help out.
• 38:49
  Speaker 3: Check it out here we go. I can help you
• 39:00
  Speaker 3: with the school clothes clouds.
• 39:04
  Speaker 6: I can have you.
• 39:04
  Speaker 3: I can have you.
• 39:05
  Speaker 16: I can have you with your school clothes clouds. I
• 39:10
  Speaker 16: can help you with them school clothes clouds.
• 39:14
  Speaker 3: I can't have you.
• 39:15
  Speaker 6: I can have you.
• 39:16
  Speaker 16: I can help you with the school clothes clouds. If
• 39:20
  Speaker 16: I can get your kids some through shoes shoes, Oh,
• 39:25
  Speaker 16: I can get him.
• 39:26
  Speaker 3: I can get him.
• 39:26
  Speaker 17: I can get your kids some through shoes shoes. If
• 39:32
  Speaker 17: I can get them pen and paper. Oh I can
• 39:36
  Speaker 17: get him. I can get him.
• 39:37
  Speaker 16: I can get them pen and paper. If I can
• 39:42
  Speaker 16: get your kids backpack. If I get a little bitty
• 39:49
  Speaker 16: and new school bookies? Now am I getting that cookie?
• 39:53
  Speaker 16: I can get your kids some bus fall.
• 39:57
  Speaker 3: Oh I can't need it? If in it, I can
• 39:58
  Speaker 3: get your kids some bus fans hound. If this goes
• 40:02
  Speaker 3: out tall and brothers out there, you get that?
• 40:06
  Speaker 1: Can you help me call?
• 40:08
  Speaker 3: You know, especially around back school time?
• 40:11
  Speaker 6: Can you help me? Yeah?
• 40:13
  Speaker 3: I can get it if I get it. Simple, I
• 40:19
  Speaker 3: get it. If I get it, I can get it.
• 40:22
  Speaker 3: I don't get it. I ain't with it.
• 40:33
  Speaker 7: The most time I've ever heard booking.
• 40:38
  Speaker 3: Sometimes you gotta force the work.
• 40:46
  Speaker 7: I can get it if I get it.
• 40:48
  Speaker 3: Yeah, that's right, that's changed. Ain't no robbery that.
• 40:54
  Speaker 1: Change changing?
• 41:02
  Speaker 3: Oh? Yeah, I didn't help you with your stool clothing.
• 41:06
  Speaker 1: You know, man be dressed too.
• 41:12
  Speaker 6: Yeah, there looking just like just like it.
• 41:18
  Speaker 7: They always look like who My father Gene like that.
• 41:25
  Speaker 6: Know you did. Don't killing man?
• 41:29
  Speaker 9: Yeah?
• 41:29
  Speaker 3: No money, you can't be you walk in the living
• 41:35
  Speaker 3: room calling your daddy.
• 41:38
  Speaker 6: I had the girl through that one time, boy pad
• 41:41
  Speaker 6: of girl through that, have her little boy three years old?
• 41:46
  Speaker 6: This girl the boy can just say, hey, daddy, I
• 41:52
  Speaker 6: ain't got no kids. I'm so scared of that man
• 41:55
  Speaker 6: I got. I got him, never went back and she
• 41:58
  Speaker 6: was fine too. I ain't got met to help nobody with.
• 42:06
  Speaker 8: Coming up next, nephew Tommy's prank phone call will be back.
• 42:10
  Speaker 8: You're listening hard morning show. Coming up at the top
• 42:15
  Speaker 8: of the hour, right about four minutes after. It's my
• 42:18
  Speaker 8: Strawberry letter for today, subject married and celibate.
• 42:23
  Speaker 6: I'm going to go to Kip, but right now it
• 42:25
  Speaker 6: is a.
• 42:26
  Speaker 8: Nephew here with today's prank phone call. What you got, nef,
• 42:30
  Speaker 8: what you got?
• 42:31
  Speaker 6: Can we use your casket? What can we you your cask?
• 42:40
  Speaker 1: I've never heard.
• 42:40
  Speaker 6: Hey, hey, we're going through a little something.
• 42:42
  Speaker 9: We go on through a little something, all right, Land,
• 42:45
  Speaker 9: Can you loan me a cash?
• 42:47
  Speaker 6: Get to get on my feet? Okay, let's go care.
• 42:55
  Speaker 12: Hello, big how you doing? Are you the are you
• 43:02
  Speaker 12: the niece of of of uh uh? I think it's
• 43:09
  Speaker 12: your aunt. Yes, okay, and you know now your aunt
• 43:13
  Speaker 12: passed away? How many how many years ago?
• 43:15
  Speaker 18: Your passed It was about five years ago.
• 43:18
  Speaker 12: Okay, listen, I'm over here at the funeral home. Uh my,
• 43:22
  Speaker 12: my my sister just passed away, and uh, they gave
• 43:27
  Speaker 12: me your phone number, did you guys? We're going through
• 43:30
  Speaker 12: a little bit of a situation here, did you guys?
• 43:32
  Speaker 12: Aren't have you know? Your aunt was a heavyset woman.
• 43:35
  Speaker 12: Is that right? Yes? Was okay? Now they had to
• 43:39
  Speaker 12: did they have to put her in a in a
• 43:41
  Speaker 12: Did they have a build a special casket for her?
• 43:44
  Speaker 7: Yeah?
• 43:45
  Speaker 12: Okay, that's what we're kind of going through with my sister.
• 43:48
  Speaker 12: We ordered a special casket for for for my sister,
• 43:53
  Speaker 12: and uh, I'm assuming this is the same thing that
• 43:56
  Speaker 12: you guys went through. I called several of her children,
• 43:59
  Speaker 12: but I weren't able to get in touch with anybody.
• 44:01
  Speaker 12: But the funeral home actually had your name on file
• 44:04
  Speaker 12: as well, so they gave me your number where I
• 44:06
  Speaker 12: will be able to talk to you. Is that is that?
• 44:08
  Speaker 10: Okay?
• 44:09
  Speaker 18: Yeah, that's okay.
• 44:11
  Speaker 11: You can speak to me.
• 44:12
  Speaker 18: But you know what seems to be a problem.
• 44:14
  Speaker 12: Well, listen, the funeral is actually in two days, okay,
• 44:19
  Speaker 12: and we ordered one of those special caskets, but it
• 44:23
  Speaker 12: doesn't look like it's going to be in for another week.
• 44:26
  Speaker 12: So you know, it's almost like we're gonna, we're gonna
• 44:28
  Speaker 12: we're not gonna have a casket for her, you know,
• 44:32
  Speaker 12: for the funeral. And you know, like I said, the
• 44:35
  Speaker 12: funeral home told us about you know that you guys
• 44:37
  Speaker 12: were the last ones that ordered a casket of that size,
• 44:40
  Speaker 12: and you know, me and the rest of the family
• 44:43
  Speaker 12: has been you know, we've been trying to figure out.
• 44:45
  Speaker 6: What to do and what to do.
• 44:46
  Speaker 12: Do you think it's any way possible we can borrow
• 44:51
  Speaker 12: the casket that your Aim is in, and then when
• 44:55
  Speaker 12: the casket comes in that we ordered, we can put
• 44:58
  Speaker 12: her in that casket and put her back down to
• 45:01
  Speaker 12: rest like she's always been. Do you think that's hello? Hello?
• 45:08
  Speaker 11: You think repeat yourself?
• 45:10
  Speaker 18: What exactly are you asking me?
• 45:12
  Speaker 12: Well, what I'm saying is, do you think we can
• 45:14
  Speaker 12: bar your Aim casket because you know, the funerals in
• 45:18
  Speaker 12: two days and the casket is not going to be
• 45:21
  Speaker 12: in in order for us to be able to bury
• 45:23
  Speaker 12: her in a in a casket for you know, to
• 45:25
  Speaker 12: accommodate her size. That's what I'm asking.
• 45:28
  Speaker 18: What kind of this you're talking about?
• 45:31
  Speaker 12: First of all, who is this? Okay, No, my name
• 45:34
  Speaker 12: is Larry. Like I said, my name is Larry. I
• 45:36
  Speaker 12: got you, I got you guys. Like I said, I
• 45:38
  Speaker 12: tried to call some of her kids, but nobody ever
• 45:41
  Speaker 12: picked up. When I called. He had her niece's number
• 45:45
  Speaker 12: on file.
• 45:46
  Speaker 10: To you.
• 45:46
  Speaker 12: You are her niece, Vicky, right, yes, I am. Okay,
• 45:50
  Speaker 12: Well that's what I'm saying. Do you think that maybe
• 45:53
  Speaker 12: you can talk to the children and see if we
• 45:55
  Speaker 12: can maybe use that particular casket?
• 45:58
  Speaker 18: Oh okay, wait a minute, what the talking about this?
• 46:02
  Speaker 18: First of all, who is this?
• 46:03
  Speaker 12: You?
• 46:04
  Speaker 18: You gotta be losing your mind if you think I'm
• 46:06
  Speaker 18: gonna let you dig up my ani for just to
• 46:09
  Speaker 18: bury your notes.
• 46:10
  Speaker 12: But I understand where you were coming from. But what
• 46:12
  Speaker 12: I'm trying to say is that we don't have a
• 46:14
  Speaker 12: casket big enough, and they would they let us know
• 46:17
  Speaker 12: that you guys were the last ones that had a
• 46:19
  Speaker 12: casket that you know.
• 46:21
  Speaker 10: They gotta do with us.
• 46:22
  Speaker 18: That's your true stuff?
• 46:24
  Speaker 11: It out?
• 46:25
  Speaker 6: Have you?
• 46:26
  Speaker 4: No?
• 46:26
  Speaker 10: No?
• 46:27
  Speaker 12: Well, okay, first of all, what I'm trying to do
• 46:29
  Speaker 12: is this the family been grieving pretty hard, and I
• 46:32
  Speaker 12: just wanted to make sure that the funeral will be right.
• 46:35
  Speaker 12: And it ain't gonna be right.
• 46:35
  Speaker 11: And we don't have that.
• 46:37
  Speaker 18: We don't bring my family gonna feel dig in my
• 46:39
  Speaker 18: any up?
• 46:40
  Speaker 11: You lost your They don't call me with this.
• 46:43
  Speaker 18: Who is the funeral home that gave you my number
• 46:48
  Speaker 18: to ask me to use the casket so you can
• 46:50
  Speaker 18: bury your sister?
• 46:51
  Speaker 11: Who is the name of that person?
• 46:52
  Speaker 12: I can't remember, but it was it was a guy.
• 46:55
  Speaker 12: The funeral director let me know that you guys had
• 46:58
  Speaker 12: went through a situation where you have to area your
• 47:00
  Speaker 12: your your aunt.
• 47:01
  Speaker 18: Like I said, I what's your name again?
• 47:05
  Speaker 12: My name is Larry. Okay, Larry. This is a This
• 47:07
  Speaker 12: is a I don't know.
• 47:09
  Speaker 18: What you my phone number to call me asking you
• 47:12
  Speaker 18: just don't can you leave us? They call here asking
• 47:15
  Speaker 18: me so can they dig up and so they can
• 47:18
  Speaker 18: bury their sister's foss don't have a cast.
• 47:23
  Speaker 11: No, that's your fault.
• 47:26
  Speaker 12: No, I understand, it's not your fault. What I'm trying
• 47:28
  Speaker 12: to say is, would y'all show some sympathy and some
• 47:31
  Speaker 12: love for what you are family going through because we
• 47:34
  Speaker 12: don't have a cask like I say my sister, my
• 47:36
  Speaker 12: sister was was you know whether if the heavens was
• 47:38
  Speaker 12: a hemish walt.
• 47:39
  Speaker 18: Oh you're good.
• 47:40
  Speaker 10: You know.
• 47:41
  Speaker 18: My condotions go out to you and your family. You
• 47:43
  Speaker 18: know I'm trying to be as reserved as I can
• 47:46
  Speaker 18: with this whole situation. But do you understand what kind
• 47:49
  Speaker 18: of stupid you're asking me right now to actually dig
• 47:52
  Speaker 18: up my aunt who was armed, who's been in what
• 47:55
  Speaker 18: off for five years? Because bury your sister?
• 47:59
  Speaker 8: Let me.
• 48:03
  Speaker 12: Like this, if we use it, you ain't ain't gonna know,
• 48:07
  Speaker 12: ain't gonna know where you.
• 48:10
  Speaker 18: For you to say to me, what a stupid talking
• 48:15
  Speaker 18: you smoking crack?
• 48:17
  Speaker 10: What?
• 48:19
  Speaker 12: First of all, you know what I First of all,
• 48:22
  Speaker 12: I appreciate you trying to work with me, but I
• 48:24
  Speaker 12: want to say it is you. You don't even have
• 48:26
  Speaker 12: the authority to make that decision if you give me
• 48:28
  Speaker 12: one of the numbers to one.
• 48:30
  Speaker 10: Of your cousins.
• 48:32
  Speaker 18: I was really trying to be nice and be calm.
• 48:35
  Speaker 12: But guess what, we're not doing this stupid.
• 48:37
  Speaker 18: I'm trying to be nice to you and tell and
• 48:39
  Speaker 18: trying to help you out, but no, you want me
• 48:41
  Speaker 18: to get ignorance and act stupid with you. I was
• 48:44
  Speaker 18: trying to be nice and sympathetic. We're not doing it.
• 48:47
  Speaker 18: I'm not giving you the number. I've got the authority
• 48:49
  Speaker 18: to tell you right now. We're not digging up so
• 48:53
  Speaker 18: you can bury.
• 48:54
  Speaker 12: Your sister out. Okay, so so, so so so, that's
• 48:58
  Speaker 12: just it. I can't talk to now one of that thing.
• 49:00
  Speaker 1: Now.
• 49:00
  Speaker 18: You ain't talking to nobody.
• 49:01
  Speaker 10: You're talking to me.
• 49:02
  Speaker 12: Okay, I got I got, I got something else I
• 49:04
  Speaker 12: need to tell you though, I need. I need to
• 49:06
  Speaker 12: tell you something else. Are you listening?
• 49:08
  Speaker 18: Tell me?
• 49:08
  Speaker 12: I want to tell you this. This is nephew Tommy
• 49:12
  Speaker 12: from the Steve Harby Morning Show. Vicky, your sister Sheila
• 49:15
  Speaker 12: got me the prank phone call you old? Who is
• 49:20
  Speaker 12: this again, biggie nigga? This is a nephew Tommy from
• 49:27
  Speaker 12: the Steve Harvey Morning Show. Your sister Sheila got me
• 49:30
  Speaker 12: to prank phone call you.
• 49:33
  Speaker 11: Oh oh, y'all.
• 49:37
  Speaker 18: You got me over here worked up. I'm pray too much.
• 49:43
  Speaker 12: She ain't got by. I got one more thing to
• 49:45
  Speaker 12: ask you, baby. What is the baddest and I mean
• 49:47
  Speaker 12: the baddest radio show in the land, Steve Harby Morning
• 49:52
  Speaker 12: Show for you crazy?
• 49:57
  Speaker 6: You know some people.
• 50:00
  Speaker 9: You know where's the love? You know, your brother just
• 50:04
  Speaker 9: want a casket for a couple of days, you.
• 50:06
  Speaker 1: Know what I'm saying, not willing to share.
• 50:11
  Speaker 9: I mean, I just I just don't understand that that
• 50:13
  Speaker 9: that woman already has been laid the rest, so it's
• 50:16
  Speaker 9: not like we're messing up her funeral or that.
• 50:18
  Speaker 6: Yeah, where's the love?
• 50:20
  Speaker 3: Christian man?
• 50:23
  Speaker 6: Somebody we got it? What somebody gon whip you really bad?
• 50:30
  Speaker 6: You're talking about digging or black that's just the lion.
• 50:34
  Speaker 6: See yeah, see you did that with that other brother
• 50:37
  Speaker 6: one time when he was talking about digging up. He's said, Man,
• 50:39
  Speaker 6: I just got these people to stop crying. Last I'm
• 50:44
  Speaker 6: just trying a casket for a few days. Can you
• 50:47
  Speaker 6: loan me a casket to like get on my feet?
• 50:50
  Speaker 6: That's no?
• 50:55
  Speaker 14: Are you telling me?
• 50:57
  Speaker 9: Buffalo, New York, y'all better get ready to y'all laying
• 51:00
  Speaker 9: in the cut all right? That is Labor Day weekend.
• 51:03
  Speaker 9: That is August thirty first at Saturday night at the
• 51:07
  Speaker 9: Shade performing on Sinder Nephew Tommy and Friends. This is
• 51:11
  Speaker 9: the Nephew Toimey House Party comedy. Dem you do not
• 51:14
  Speaker 9: want to miss this man. Take us on sale right now.
• 51:16
  Speaker 9: I will be in all white. That's before Labor Day.
• 51:19
  Speaker 9: We're doing all white. So once y'all join me and
• 51:21
  Speaker 9: put on all white. Okay, we're gonna make it look
• 51:24
  Speaker 9: like a Frank at Beverlyn Comedy show.
• 51:26
  Speaker 6: Upon that that's what was on.
• 51:27
  Speaker 8: Look all right, thank you, nephew. Up next, it is
• 51:30
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  Speaker 8: Subject married and celibate. Dear Stephen Shirley. For the past
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  Speaker 8: twenty three years, I've been married to the nicest guy
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  Speaker 8: in the world, and I have always tried to be
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  Speaker 8: the perfect wife and mother. In the beginning of our marriage,
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  Speaker 8: our sex life was perfect, but over the past seven
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  Speaker 8: years things have drastically changed. We had sex maybe eight
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  Speaker 8: times in the whole year I counted them. I don't
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  Speaker 8: think he's cheating because all he does is go to
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  Speaker 8: work and come home. If he goes out, we go
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  Speaker 8: out as a family. I just don't think that he
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  Speaker 8: is that he's interested in sex at all. He is
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  Speaker 8: completely complacent, and I've stopped initiating sex because I get
• 52:48
  Speaker 8: tired of him telling me to move all the time. Move,
• 52:52
  Speaker 8: he comes to be, yes, he comes to bed to
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  Speaker 8: watch TV, and that's how he falls asleep each night.
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  Speaker 8: When I I told him that I need sex regularly,
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  Speaker 8: he told me that sex should not be everything in
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  Speaker 8: a marriage. That shocked me and hurt me to the
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  Speaker 8: core because I'm only forty five years old and sex
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  Speaker 8: is everything to me. It made me feel inadequate. And
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  Speaker 8: if he's tired of me, and as if he's tired
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  Speaker 8: of me, how does he expect to just stop having
• 53:21
  Speaker 8: sex with his wife and it will be okay? And
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  Speaker 8: nothing has changed with me physically with me, I am
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  Speaker 8: the same size I was when we got.
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  Speaker 1: Married, and I have aged well.
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  Speaker 8: I can fight it in my older sisters about my
• 53:34
  Speaker 8: embarrassing little secret because I needed to know if this
• 53:37
  Speaker 8: is normal behavior in a marriage. They told me that
• 53:40
  Speaker 8: it's not normal, and they think my husband is lame
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  Speaker 8: and needs to step up as a man. On the outside,
• 53:47
  Speaker 8: our marriage looks so perfect, but on the inside, I'm
• 53:51
  Speaker 8: constantly craving intimacy and sneaking around to have special times
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  Speaker 8: by myself to fulfill my needs. Can live the rest
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  Speaker 8: of my life in a sexless marriage? How can I
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  Speaker 8: get my husband to see that this is a problem
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  Speaker 8: and we need help? Please advise, Well, you're right, this
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  Speaker 8: is a problem. This is an epic problem. You cannot
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  Speaker 8: live the rest of your life in a sexless marriage,
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  Speaker 8: and you.
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  Speaker 1: Shouldn't be expected to.
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  Speaker 8: I mean, you've been married to this man for twenty
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  Speaker 8: three years. You said in the beginning the sex life
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  Speaker 8: was perfect, but over the past seven years it hasn't been.
• 54:30
  Speaker 8: You can count them on your both hands how many
• 54:33
  Speaker 8: times you've had it. That's a long time to go,
• 54:37
  Speaker 8: you know, without sex and the regular I'm not a man, obviously,
• 54:41
  Speaker 8: I don't know exactly what's going on in your husband's head,
• 54:44
  Speaker 8: but usually sex is the thing that healthy, red blooded
• 54:48
  Speaker 8: American men think about the most. I mean, that's what
• 54:51
  Speaker 8: I've heard. Guys.
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  Speaker 1: Yes, guys, okay, thank you. And although you did mate it.
• 54:59
  Speaker 1: Now this letter makes you think about it.
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  Speaker 8: Although you didn't say it, Wifey, but I'm gonna say it.
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  Speaker 1: I say your husband may have ed.
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  Speaker 8: I mean, he just might have that erectile dysfunction and
• 55:14
  Speaker 8: he probably needs to see a doctor. I mean, I
• 55:17
  Speaker 8: think you need to look into that immediately. I'm definitely,
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  Speaker 8: definitely glad to hear that you haven't changed physically. You
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  Speaker 8: said that in the letter, and please do not blame yourself.
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  Speaker 8: You guys are both in the marriage. This is an
• 55:30
  Speaker 8: US problem. This is a wee problem. You need to
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  Speaker 8: go to a doctor and find out what's what's the problem.
• 55:36
  Speaker 8: You need to I know, I know, I said, we
• 55:38
  Speaker 8: I know anyway, that's what I think.
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  Speaker 1: Steeve.
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  Speaker 6: Wow, oh lord, Okay, twenty three years you've been married,
• 55:51
  Speaker 6: nice guy, try to be the perfect wife. You had
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  Speaker 6: to marriage sex life perfectly. But the past seven years
• 55:59
  Speaker 6: things happened drastically. We had sex maybe eight times a
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  Speaker 6: whole year.
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  Speaker 7: That ain't good.
• 56:05
  Speaker 6: When they know the number of fellas, that is not good.
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  Speaker 6: When she know the number eight times last year, Oh
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  Speaker 6: we hadn't more six than that. No, we didn't eight
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  Speaker 6: damn time. You know he didn't She don't think he's
• 56:22
  Speaker 6: cheating because he worked all the time and he comes
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  Speaker 6: straight home. I don't think that he's interested in sex
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  Speaker 6: at all. He is completely complacent, and I've stopped initiating
• 56:32
  Speaker 6: sex because I get tired of move telling me to
• 56:35
  Speaker 6: move all the time. I think he got ed and
• 56:39
  Speaker 6: I think is messing o. Boy up. Let me go
• 56:43
  Speaker 6: back over this, y'all. The past seven years they sex
• 56:46
  Speaker 6: was good, but some stuff happened. We had sex maybe
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  Speaker 6: eight times the whole year. Like I said, once they
• 56:53
  Speaker 6: know a number, you were in trouble. She says, she
• 56:57
  Speaker 6: don't think he's interested in sex at all. He's completely complacent,
• 57:01
  Speaker 6: and I've started initiating sex. I got moved.
• 57:06
  Speaker 7: Girl, gone, girl, gone, what you're doing now?
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  Speaker 12: Not now?
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  Speaker 7: Stop touching me?
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  Speaker 6: Oh yes, damn you wearsome worse or gone?
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  Speaker 13: Now.
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  Speaker 1: When I told him when I.
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  Speaker 6: Need sex regularly, he told me to section not be
• 57:28
  Speaker 6: everything in the marriage. That's the hell of a state.
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  Speaker 6: That shocked me. It shocked me too, ma'am. I'm reading
• 57:36
  Speaker 6: a letter, and damn it, I'm shocked. Section not be
• 57:40
  Speaker 6: everything in the marry.
• 57:41
  Speaker 12: Well, what is in that?
• 57:42
  Speaker 6: Folk? Then I need all of mind in there. I
• 57:47
  Speaker 6: know that, I know that's right. Shocked me and it
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  Speaker 6: hurt me to the core because I'm only forty five
• 57:52
  Speaker 6: and sex is everything to me, makes me feel inadequate.
• 57:57
  Speaker 6: And if he's and as if he's tired of I
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  Speaker 6: think that might be it. Though I think there's got
• 58:04
  Speaker 6: a lot to do with I think after seven years,
• 58:07
  Speaker 6: people get a little comfortable with each other. And that's
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  Speaker 6: why we have the seven year itch. It's a syndrome
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  Speaker 6: that happens to people at the seven year mark, the
• 58:16
  Speaker 6: start going to scratch that itch.
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  Speaker 1: Is he cheating?
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  Speaker 8: Do you think? She says she doesn't think he is.
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  Speaker 8: But we can get into that when we come back
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  Speaker 8: with part two of your response to today's Strawberry Letters,
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  Speaker 8: subject married and Celibate. We'll be back at twenty three
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  Speaker 8: after the hour right after this you're listening.
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  Speaker 1: Morning show.
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  Speaker 8: All right, Steve, let's recap today's Strawberry.
• 58:39
  Speaker 6: Letter, Married and celibate. Yeah, she's both married, daily has
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  Speaker 6: six eight times. Yeah, she wants him to do more now, well, yeah,
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  Speaker 6: this is a new year.
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  Speaker 8: Yes, Steve, she said she doesn't think he's cheating.
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  Speaker 14: Do you think he's cheating?
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  Speaker 6: She said?
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  Speaker 8: All he does is go to work, and come home,
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  Speaker 8: and if they do go out, they go out as
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  Speaker 8: a family.
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  Speaker 6: Well, I don't think he's cheating. I think he might
• 59:05
  Speaker 6: have e d oh. I think he tired of And
• 59:10
  Speaker 6: then she says, how does he expect that to just
• 59:12
  Speaker 6: be okay? To stop having sex with his wife and
• 59:15
  Speaker 6: it be okay? Nothing has changed with me physically. I'm
• 59:19
  Speaker 6: the same as I wore, the same size I was
• 59:21
  Speaker 6: when we got married. Ain't nobody the same side? Well nobody, uh, Steve,
• 59:30
  Speaker 6: she said it.
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  Speaker 8: She's the same size, lying, shir got to be. She's
• 59:38
  Speaker 8: telling the truth about everything else, but just that she's lying, she.
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  Speaker 6: Ain't gain no way.
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  Speaker 1: She said she's the same size because.
• 59:46
  Speaker 6: Everybody looking at the mirror and think things.
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  Speaker 14: Everybody high soon plus twenty.
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  Speaker 8: But everything else she's telling the truth, but just this
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  Speaker 8: one line she's lying.
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  Speaker 6: Well, she's lying a couple of times in the letter.
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  Speaker 7: Where else.
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  Speaker 6: They told me that it's not normal and they think
• 1:00:06
  Speaker 6: my husband is lame. I confided in my older sisters
• 1:00:10
  Speaker 6: about my embarrassing little secret because I needed to know
• 1:00:14
  Speaker 6: if this was normal behavior and marriage. They told me
• 1:00:18
  Speaker 6: that it's not normal, and they think my husband is
• 1:00:20
  Speaker 6: lame and needs to step up as a man. On
• 1:00:23
  Speaker 6: the outside, our marriage looks so perfect, but on the inside,
• 1:00:27
  Speaker 6: I'm constantly craving intimacy, sneaking around to have special times
• 1:00:34
  Speaker 6: by myself to fulfill my needs. So she going somewhere
• 1:00:38
  Speaker 6: by herself to fulfill her needs. And once you tell
• 1:00:42
  Speaker 6: it to that to him, he'll crackle right now, that's
• 1:00:46
  Speaker 6: what it is.
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  Speaker 8: Okay, I'm still stuck on I'm the same size as
• 1:00:51
  Speaker 8: I was when we got married, and I have aged.
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  Speaker 6: Well, we need to bring in some evidence. What evidence
• 1:00:56
  Speaker 6: can she provide?
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  Speaker 9: Yeah, like a picture addressing him.
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  Speaker 8: Although I'm taking her at her words.
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  Speaker 1: You got first, shoot, the evidence is in the letter.
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  Speaker 8: Everything else you believe that she said in the letter,
• 1:01:18
  Speaker 8: and just this one line on the same size I
• 1:01:21
  Speaker 8: was when we got married and I have aged, well.
• 1:01:24
  Speaker 18: What.
• 1:01:28
  Speaker 1: Age?
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  Speaker 6: Well?
• 1:01:33
  Speaker 8: What is she gonna do about her husband that's not
• 1:01:36
  Speaker 8: interested in having sex with her anymore?
• 1:01:38
  Speaker 1: And his ed that's the problem.
• 1:01:42
  Speaker 8: Yeah, I do too.
• 1:01:44
  Speaker 1: Well, we're all in agreement on that. I think so too.
• 1:01:47
  Speaker 1: So when that happens, see why did why won't he
• 1:01:49
  Speaker 1: go to the doctor? I mean and get some bills? Right?
• 1:01:57
  Speaker 1: Some men, you guys are men?
• 1:02:00
  Speaker 8: Read men?
• 1:02:00
  Speaker 1: Is working. Okay, but what about your fellow man?
• 1:02:04
  Speaker 14: I ain't never asked my homeboy dout you. I can't
• 1:02:07
  Speaker 14: read that conversation up.
• 1:02:09
  Speaker 6: We don't have it.
• 1:02:10
  Speaker 1: You want to what nokay?
• 1:02:14
  Speaker 6: Jun, I'm dysfunctioning?
• 1:02:16
  Speaker 8: What time?
• 1:02:19
  Speaker 2: Okay?
• 1:02:20
  Speaker 6: When it starts? We don't have it.
• 1:02:24
  Speaker 8: Oh, you are so infertile and juvenile. So I mean,
• 1:02:30
  Speaker 8: but what advice would you give someone though?
• 1:02:33
  Speaker 1: That's the issue? Another man? What would you say to
• 1:02:36
  Speaker 1: him if you know, if you suspect he has e D.
• 1:02:41
  Speaker 8: I mean, would you tell him to go to the
• 1:02:43
  Speaker 8: doctor and get some pills or what?
• 1:02:46
  Speaker 6: What's you said?
• 1:02:49
  Speaker 8: Huh?
• 1:02:50
  Speaker 6: Ain't nothing up?
• 1:02:52
  Speaker 1: Let me okay, so y'all conversation where y'all boys? And
• 1:02:58
  Speaker 1: you'd be like yo, man, my old lady ripping. You know,
• 1:03:01
  Speaker 1: she even wanted to get busy all the time. I
• 1:03:04
  Speaker 1: ain't got the strength of the energy. You gotta have
• 1:03:06
  Speaker 1: them kind of man.
• 1:03:07
  Speaker 14: Do you know the jokes is about the fire off
• 1:03:08
  Speaker 14: in this car?
• 1:03:12
  Speaker 11: Man?
• 1:03:13
  Speaker 6: What you ain't ready for.
• 1:03:15
  Speaker 8: Because the mata your ego. Let you admit that if
• 1:03:20
  Speaker 8: it just won't let you admit that to another minute?
• 1:03:22
  Speaker 9: What if I find out somebody going down there? Bring
• 1:03:25
  Speaker 9: me a couple of them, peels back down. Just let
• 1:03:27
  Speaker 9: let your boy hold some of them. If you're going
• 1:03:29
  Speaker 9: down there to the doctor. Uh huh, yeah, yeah, I
• 1:03:32
  Speaker 9: want to come you on what dog? If you're going
• 1:03:36
  Speaker 9: downing there telling me seeing you two of them yellow
• 1:03:38
  Speaker 9: pills and give.
• 1:03:39
  Speaker 18: Me the.
• 1:03:41
  Speaker 1: Yellow pill. How do you know what color they are?
• 1:03:44
  Speaker 12: Oh?
• 1:03:44
  Speaker 13: Uh?
• 1:03:46
  Speaker 10: Hey, you know what?
• 1:03:46
  Speaker 6: I ain't got nothing. Don you knew what you read
• 1:03:54
  Speaker 6: in the Grade White show?
• 1:03:59
  Speaker 1: So okay, Hey, so we have something here.
• 1:04:02
  Speaker 8: She needs to tell her husband to go to the
• 1:04:04
  Speaker 8: doctor and get some yellow pills. According to Tommy, do
• 1:04:11
  Speaker 8: you know the strength of the prescription?
• 1:04:14
  Speaker 6: Ten mill of gram?
• 1:04:17
  Speaker 14: Wow, you can't ask phylis to help you with situait
• 1:04:22
  Speaker 14: like share you can.
• 1:04:25
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm just learned something on this show.
• 1:04:28
  Speaker 15: I definitely have like we'll fight before you get started off,
• 1:04:30
  Speaker 15: take your jump a cable and hook them to your
• 1:04:32
  Speaker 15: backsize and see you can't.
• 1:04:37
  Speaker 7: Go on the game why yellow?
• 1:04:41
  Speaker 3: Try it down yellow?
• 1:04:42
  Speaker 1: That yellow pills ten milligrams?
• 1:04:45
  Speaker 10: All right?
• 1:04:45
  Speaker 6: Look, you gotta get out of two hours, brink a
• 1:04:47
  Speaker 6: lot of water.
• 1:04:49
  Speaker 1: All right?
• 1:04:50
  Speaker 8: Got you heard it here on the Steve Harvey Morning Show.
• 1:04:53
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  Speaker 1: Morning Show.
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  Speaker 8: An Arizona woman who was the birthing partner for her
• 1:05:07
  Speaker 8: best friend discovered that her own husband was the father
• 1:05:12
  Speaker 8: of her friend's baby after she noticed a rare hereditary
• 1:05:17
  Speaker 8: birthmark on the baby girl's neck. It was identical to
• 1:05:20
  Speaker 8: the one her husband had. Okay, her husband has the
• 1:05:23
  Speaker 8: exact same birthmark.
• 1:05:26
  Speaker 7: This is crazy right.
• 1:05:27
  Speaker 6: Here, this.
• 1:05:31
  Speaker 1: Same birthmark.
• 1:05:32
  Speaker 6: So no, Sureley, I'm not understanding. No, did she had
• 1:05:36
  Speaker 6: a baby for this woman?
• 1:05:38
  Speaker 12: Yeah?
• 1:05:38
  Speaker 8: Well she You know how when you well, you don't
• 1:05:42
  Speaker 8: know because you've never had kids, but sometimes, you know,
• 1:05:45
  Speaker 8: you have what's called birthing partners. They're with you, they
• 1:05:48
  Speaker 8: stand beside you, they're your friends, they're with you in
• 1:05:51
  Speaker 8: the delivery all of that.
• 1:05:54
  Speaker 6: Uh yeah they yeah, not a mid wife, but just somebody.
• 1:05:59
  Speaker 8: There, yes, one there.
• 1:06:00
  Speaker 6: So at the birth of the baby, the baby come out,
• 1:06:04
  Speaker 6: and the baby got this birthmark.
• 1:06:05
  Speaker 1: On her neck, just like just like your husband, my husband. God,
• 1:06:12
  Speaker 1: that's great, right.
• 1:06:14
  Speaker 8: The mother was twenty eight years old, mother of four, heartbroken,
• 1:06:19
  Speaker 8: just heartbroken the birth and friend, I should say, and
• 1:06:23
  Speaker 8: she found out that her bestie had slept with her husband.
• 1:06:27
  Speaker 8: She was in shop, needless to say, and she said,
• 1:06:32
  Speaker 8: when I found out, my friend was standing next to me.
• 1:06:35
  Speaker 8: I looked at her and you could just tell she
• 1:06:37
  Speaker 8: couldn't say anything. She just dropped her head and looked
• 1:06:41
  Speaker 8: to the floor. And I just knew I couldn't even
• 1:06:44
  Speaker 8: process what had happened. It was almost like a stage
• 1:06:47
  Speaker 8: of grief. When the shop were off, though, she forgave
• 1:06:52
  Speaker 8: her friend, who she called her sneaky friend. And they're
• 1:06:57
  Speaker 8: still friends. Still stay white, Joe, they're still friends.
• 1:07:04
  Speaker 9: Let's not be racist. These are let's just say these
• 1:07:06
  Speaker 9: are not black. Let's say that what I'm telling you
• 1:07:11
  Speaker 9: people out these are white people. Yes, find out what's
• 1:07:15
  Speaker 9: racist about that?
• 1:07:19
  Speaker 4: So, but the woman explained the birthmark, I would a
• 1:07:22
  Speaker 4: black man would have something to say.
• 1:07:25
  Speaker 3: Something that don't mean nothing.
• 1:07:28
  Speaker 14: They pitched my deck the same white when I came here.
• 1:07:31
  Speaker 3: Yeah, oh you're gonna go with that. That doesn't mean nothing.
• 1:07:33
  Speaker 3: That what that means nothing?
• 1:07:38
  Speaker 6: But that could be.
• 1:07:40
  Speaker 7: In the neck when they being born, going to live.
• 1:07:47
  Speaker 1: But she divor.
• 1:07:51
  Speaker 6: Nothing.
• 1:07:51
  Speaker 8: And she just found out that her husband had been
• 1:07:54
  Speaker 8: with at least thirty women he fathered two outside children.
• 1:07:58
  Speaker 8: They were only married three years, but you know you
• 1:08:00
  Speaker 8: did a lot of damage in those three years.
• 1:08:02
  Speaker 3: Yeah, that's irrelevant to this case.
• 1:08:08
  Speaker 13: So there you go.
• 1:08:10
  Speaker 1: Yeah, Steve would beat her behind.
• 1:08:12
  Speaker 7: Yeah, come on, whatever, coming.
• 1:08:16
  Speaker 1: Up more of the Steve Harvey Morning Show right after this.
• 1:08:20
  Speaker 8: You're listening Steve Harvey Morning Show. So here's a question
• 1:08:26
  Speaker 8: for you, guys, Steve and Tommy. If you could do
• 1:08:29
  Speaker 8: a sport at the Olympics and win the gold, what.
• 1:08:33
  Speaker 6: Would it be?
• 1:08:34
  Speaker 8: It could be any sport, you could whatever, make up
• 1:08:37
  Speaker 8: one something.
• 1:08:38
  Speaker 1: You like, whatever.
• 1:08:40
  Speaker 6: What would it be?
• 1:08:41
  Speaker 1: Sex?
• 1:08:42
  Speaker 6: Sex?
• 1:08:44
  Speaker 8: They say that's a sport, the hunter of yards.
• 1:08:48
  Speaker 6: Sex, something like that. Yeah, how do you do a
• 1:08:51
  Speaker 6: hundred yards? I don't just start at the end zone
• 1:08:54
  Speaker 6: and just work your weight down there. You get there.
• 1:08:58
  Speaker 9: When you get there, a lot of birds on your knees,
• 1:09:00
  Speaker 9: a lot of birds, a lot of scrape, a lot
• 1:09:02
  Speaker 9: of groaning and moaning, but you're gonna get there.
• 1:09:06
  Speaker 6: I have another event too, I'd like to participate in.
• 1:09:09
  Speaker 6: I'd probably take a gold medal in dice shooting. There
• 1:09:13
  Speaker 6: you go, you know, just being able to go out
• 1:09:17
  Speaker 6: there and shoot dice, a gold for our country you know,
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  Speaker 6: I'm not sure where Craps was created, but I know
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  Speaker 6: where it was a damn show perfected. It was in
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  Speaker 6: the hood street corners of kicking dice and all this here.
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  Speaker 6: So I like dice shooting. That's one of my events.
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  Speaker 9: And then I had to I'd had to back those
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  Speaker 9: back though that with with Domino cussing Domino sport. You
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  Speaker 9: might not win the game, but it's it's about It's
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  Speaker 9: like Anthony Anderson, MoMA, she probably get.
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  Speaker 6: The call boy. That's that's gonna be our representative for
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  Speaker 6: the Golden Doors is miss Doors. Yeahs oh, I would
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  Speaker 6: like we might as well. Let me see. I think
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  Speaker 6: I would go in there and compete in Uh I
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  Speaker 6: think yeah the help Well no not really, I don't
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  Speaker 6: think because I think it's hands down we're gonna win this.
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  Speaker 6: Uh we chicken frying really yeah, chicken fry. I think
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  Speaker 6: I get the gold like we get anybody's mama can
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  Speaker 6: go down there and win that. Yeah. I had a
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  Speaker 6: dude f me some chicken one time at a hotel
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  Speaker 6: in Parents. I told them about to look, man, you
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  Speaker 6: need to stop this here. Don't tell nobody else.
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  Speaker 8: This a fry chicken, all right, come on, Tommy, if
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  Speaker 8: you can, you know what, the Olympics, what would it
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  Speaker 8: be win the ghost.
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  Speaker 9: I'd want to do it, certainly, but I think we'll
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  Speaker 9: lose a lot of people with a lot of people
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  Speaker 9: are drowned. But we could do hip hop, synchronize swimming,
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  Speaker 9: and I just think most of my team, most of
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  Speaker 9: my team gonna drown, you know.
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  Speaker 1: I know that because we don't know, we don't swim
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  Speaker 1: best swimmers.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, so we all underwater a lot of tk.
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  Speaker 7: Twork.
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  Speaker 6: It would be a good Ah. I think we could
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  Speaker 6: go medal in that. Oh, I think you know what.
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  Speaker 6: Surely stepid steppid would be Olympics.
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  Speaker 1: That would be.
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  Speaker 6: I could just see in Chicago up there and let
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  Speaker 6: them go sweep all rounds.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, okay, I like it.
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  Speaker 6: I like it.
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  Speaker 8: These are good sports, all right. If you could do
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  Speaker 8: a sport at the Olympics, Timmy and win the gold, Oh,
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  Speaker 8: I gotta do.
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  Speaker 1: Ah, keep it clean, nephew.
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  Speaker 6: And that's what I'm gone trying to edit it. We got.
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  Speaker 9: Okay, but nickd skateboard because the skateboard ain't working.
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  Speaker 6: They need some help. It ain't working. I'm not enjoying
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  Speaker 6: the regular skateboard at all. But if you ain't gonna fall,
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  Speaker 6: you ain't gonna fall. If you or if you do
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  Speaker 6: some of them falls in slow motion gonna be good
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  Speaker 6: cause you really don't know how you look to you
• 1:12:30
  Speaker 6: fall nicked? Are you having help? And we're not interested
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  Speaker 6: in that. But here's the event that I think we
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  Speaker 6: could really go home into gold One more hair braiden,
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  Speaker 6: take a golden hair braiden corn rowing Yeah.
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  Speaker 8: And don't forget baby hair baby here in yes, baby,
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  Speaker 8: yes Lurnsen shuffle sh let's we'll have more of today's
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  Speaker 8: trending stories and of the Steve Harvey Morning Show coming
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  Speaker 8: up at twenty minutes after you're listening Dave Harvey Morning Show.
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  Speaker 8: If you've ever wondered how much a social media influencer
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  Speaker 8: can earn annually, here's who earned twenty twenty three's top spot.
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  Speaker 1: Hopper.
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  Speaker 8: This is a social media marketing platform determined that Kevin
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  Speaker 8: Hart earned more than twenty eight twenty eight million dollars
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  Speaker 8: in twenty twenty three, followed by Kylie Jenner, Chloe Kardashian,
• 1:13:29
  Speaker 8: and Mark Wahlberg, who fall within the fifteen and a
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  Speaker 8: half to seventeen million dollar range. Other top earners are
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  Speaker 8: artists and athletes like Cardi b j Lo, Lebron, Steph
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  Speaker 8: Curry and The Rock who bring in between six and
• 1:13:43
  Speaker 8: ten million. Then there's DJ Khaled, Paris, Hilton Shack, and
• 1:13:47
  Speaker 8: Kim Kardashian who bring in a few million annually. So
• 1:13:51
  Speaker 8: here's a question. Here's a question, Steve, think about this.
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  Speaker 1: Guys.
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  Speaker 8: Do you think social media ads will someday make TV
• 1:13:58
  Speaker 8: ads non existence?
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  Speaker 6: It's not no one day, it's happening now. Television has changed, y'all.
• 1:14:05
  Speaker 6: A hit show used to be a seven point oh.
• 1:14:08
  Speaker 6: A hit show TV show now is a point seven. Wow.
• 1:14:12
  Speaker 6: If you get a point seven in prime time, they
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  Speaker 6: happy to have you. It used to be seven point
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  Speaker 6: oh to hit the mark. Now it's a point seven.
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  Speaker 6: Everything is shifted. Everybody has to have Look, that's why
• 1:14:26
  Speaker 6: all the tvnetworks have a dot com, CNN, dot com.
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  Speaker 1: ABC streaming apps, streaming.
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  Speaker 6: That's why because kid people don't even watch TV like
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  Speaker 6: they used to. Normal people watch TV on their phones.
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  Speaker 8: Yeah, all right, guys, we'll have more of the Seve
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  Speaker 8: Harvey Morning Show coming up at thirty three minutes after
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  Speaker 8: the hour, we will play around, would you rather right
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  Speaker 8: after this you're listening.
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  Speaker 1: Morning show.
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  Speaker 8: All right, it's time for a round of would you
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  Speaker 8: rather with the guys? All right, here we go. Would
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  Speaker 8: you rather always say everything on your mind? Or never
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  Speaker 8: curse again?
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  Speaker 6: All day? That's my whole goal in life is to
• 1:15:13
  Speaker 6: get there. Why I ain't got to care no more?
• 1:15:16
  Speaker 7: Yeah, Hey, everything everything that my mind?
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  Speaker 6: I can't wait and want to do it in my
• 1:15:26
  Speaker 6: last comedy special when I ain't got to care no more.
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  Speaker 8: But if you do that, then you can never curse again.
• 1:15:35
  Speaker 8: You can never excuse every what.
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  Speaker 6: And we said we wanted to do a Hey, yeah.
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  Speaker 8: Say everything that's on your mind, but you can't curse,
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  Speaker 8: not a or.
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  Speaker 1: No, you can't do it.
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  Speaker 8: If you either say.
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  Speaker 6: Everything that's if I say everything that's on my mind,
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  Speaker 6: how you don't think the no customers, you can't do it.
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  Speaker 8: Would you rather do that or never curse again?
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  Speaker 1: All right?
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  Speaker 6: I'd rather cuss right now on my response to this?
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  Speaker 12: Do that?
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  Speaker 1: You can't you can't do that. Can't do that?
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  Speaker 14: Well, next one?
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  Speaker 6: All right?
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  Speaker 8: Would you rather listen to music from the seventies? Hey,
• 1:16:17
  Speaker 8: uh huh yeah or listen to music from today?
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  Speaker 11: That was easy?
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  Speaker 1: Well, then give me a you'll take it.
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  Speaker 14: You'll take a give me a Have you heard the
• 1:16:26
  Speaker 14: music today?
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  Speaker 1: Yes?
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  Speaker 6: I do today.
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  Speaker 7: I can't do all the summe.
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  Speaker 9: No, no, no, Tommy said today. And I can listen
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  Speaker 9: to Bruno Mars, I can listen to Anthony Hamilton. I
• 1:16:39
  Speaker 9: can listen to Jolie Wilson. What you're talking about? What's
• 1:16:41
  Speaker 9: wrong with today? Yon say?
• 1:16:44
  Speaker 6: Today? What became? What's wrong with?
• 1:16:46
  Speaker 1: Wilson releases current music today?
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  Speaker 9: Yeah?
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  Speaker 6: Today, But you can only listen to the stuff that's
• 1:16:52
  Speaker 6: released today. Yeah, I'll take the seventies, seventies? Okay, all damn?
• 1:16:57
  Speaker 6: I can't all right? I would die without that?
• 1:17:02
  Speaker 1: Would you rather?
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  Speaker 8: Would you rather live in antarctica where it's cold or desert? Be?
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  Speaker 14: You definitely be?
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  Speaker 8: Okay?
• 1:17:15
  Speaker 14: I have my side in anguish and last I'll be out.
• 1:17:18
  Speaker 14: That's where I stay in the hospital. I won't even go.
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  Speaker 14: I wouldn't go outside.
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  Speaker 3: Just put me.
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  Speaker 14: I gotta get talking. How hot it is in the
• 1:17:23
  Speaker 14: desk I'm gonna be.
• 1:17:25
  Speaker 6: I'm gonna work with such a desert than.
• 1:17:29
  Speaker 8: We had a similar one to this one. Would you
• 1:17:32
  Speaker 8: rather go deep sea diving or jumping?
• 1:17:36
  Speaker 6: Changed? Changing my side.
• 1:17:42
  Speaker 12: Dive?
• 1:17:44
  Speaker 7: He says, see.
• 1:17:48
  Speaker 6: Anything else? Yeah? Diving, jump deep see diving or budget jumping.
• 1:17:58
  Speaker 6: I'm gonna do that bungee. I'm gonna do that. I
• 1:18:00
  Speaker 6: ain't fooling with that water, man, I'm gonna do that bunch.
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  Speaker 8: Yeah, that water.
• 1:18:05
  Speaker 6: I ain't fooling with that water.
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  Speaker 8: Right, Thank you guys. Coming up next, our last break
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  Speaker 8: of the day and some closing remarks from the one
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  Speaker 8: and only Steve Harvey. Right after this, you're listening Harvey
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  Speaker 8: Morning Show. All right, here we are, guys, our last
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  Speaker 8: break of the day on this Monday.
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  Speaker 7: It's been a good day.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, yes, really really really Yeah. Great.
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  Speaker 7: Kind of went by kind of quick though, it did,
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  Speaker 7: didn't it.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 6: I wasn't as snappy today as I wanted to be.
• 1:18:34
  Speaker 6: I don't know what that. I just wasn't as snappy
• 1:18:39
  Speaker 6: as I wanted to be. You better get snappy because
• 1:18:42
  Speaker 6: I'm not take my butt to work so again, shit.
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  Speaker 1: Off one job and go to another one.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, at least we got commercial breaks on this job.
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  Speaker 6: You standing in front of that camera. I ain't no
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  Speaker 6: off so you know, uh, let me let me say
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  Speaker 6: this in closing. You know, I want to keep encouraging
• 1:19:02
  Speaker 6: people to keep making an effort to make your dreams
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  Speaker 6: come true. Look, I know that life can be tough
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  Speaker 6: at times, and I know there are times when life
• 1:19:13
  Speaker 6: seems like it's completely unfair. But life ain't really fair.
• 1:19:19
  Speaker 6: But life ain't really fair for anybody. And what I
• 1:19:21
  Speaker 6: mean by it is not fair, the unexpected always happens.
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  Speaker 6: I mean, you know, as prepared as you may be,
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  Speaker 6: you can be setting your plan for your day to
• 1:19:30
  Speaker 6: go one way or another way, and then something completely
• 1:19:34
  Speaker 6: happens out of the blue and it seems unfair. Well,
• 1:19:37
  Speaker 6: I just want to remind you that that happens to everybody.
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  Speaker 6: That's not just happening to you. Life happens to everybody,
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  Speaker 6: and these sudden surprises they seem so unfair, but that's life.
• 1:19:51
  Speaker 6: The counter that you have for the unexpected is if
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  Speaker 6: you are a believer, if you can work yourself up
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  Speaker 6: to become a person of faith, if you can form
• 1:20:03
  Speaker 6: a relationship with your creator. The thing that will help
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  Speaker 6: you get through all of that is the realization that
• 1:20:09
  Speaker 6: even though the unthinkable has happened, even though this unforeseen
• 1:20:15
  Speaker 6: circumstance has popped up, this unexplainable moment, just the fact
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  Speaker 6: of knowing that God is with me no matter what happens.
• 1:20:28
  Speaker 6: He is a very present help for me and the
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  Speaker 6: good times, in the bad times, when it's sunny, when
• 1:20:34
  Speaker 6: it's raining, when it's thunderstorming, when the waves is real high.
• 1:20:40
  Speaker 6: When your ship gets turned over, it can get righted again.
• 1:20:47
  Speaker 6: You know, I want you to understand. Stop warning everything
• 1:20:51
  Speaker 6: to be smooth for yourself. That's not realistic, y'all. That's
• 1:20:56
  Speaker 6: not what life is. If life was smooth for us
• 1:20:59
  Speaker 6: all the time, we would have no level of appreciation.
• 1:21:04
  Speaker 6: We would have no need for faith, we would have
• 1:21:09
  Speaker 6: no relationship with God. I promise you we wouldn't. If
• 1:21:14
  Speaker 6: everything was level and smooth, there would be no flow
• 1:21:19
  Speaker 6: to life.
• 1:21:20
  Speaker 7: You wouldn't even have real emotions.
• 1:21:23
  Speaker 6: If it stayed smooth all the time, you would have
• 1:21:26
  Speaker 6: no appreciation for sunny days because if the sun shined
• 1:21:31
  Speaker 6: every day, because we are human, all of us, we
• 1:21:35
  Speaker 6: would just get accustomed to it and we would just
• 1:21:39
  Speaker 6: go about thinking, oh, well, this is how it's supposed
• 1:21:41
  Speaker 6: to go.
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  Speaker 7: But God treats the weather just like life.
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  Speaker 6: It has its sunny days, it has its partly cloudy days,
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  Speaker 6: it has its days when there's thunderstorm it, it has
• 1:21:56
  Speaker 6: its days where it's windy outside have his days where
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  Speaker 6: it's just great. Then it has some days where it's
• 1:22:04
  Speaker 6: just perfectly beautiful weather. And then just like life, the weather,
• 1:22:09
  Speaker 6: it has seasons to it. You have a season whereas
• 1:22:13
  Speaker 6: it just seems like for a period of time you're
• 1:22:16
  Speaker 6: just out here tall and working, and then you seems
• 1:22:19
  Speaker 6: like there's a period of time where it might seem
• 1:22:22
  Speaker 6: like all your crops is dead, it ain't nothing coming
• 1:22:26
  Speaker 6: out the ground. And then you'll have seasons in your
• 1:22:29
  Speaker 6: life where you're just harvesting the fruit and the manner
• 1:22:32
  Speaker 6: and the crops are coming all in. That's life, and
• 1:22:36
  Speaker 6: God gives us these examples of life, all through nature
• 1:22:40
  Speaker 6: and everything. When the leaves turn brown in orange, how
• 1:22:43
  Speaker 6: beautiful they can be. But if some people, if you
• 1:22:46
  Speaker 6: don't see the beauty of the orange and the scarlets
• 1:22:48
  Speaker 6: and the red and the oranges of the leaves, then
• 1:22:51
  Speaker 6: you miss the beauty of fall. If you just sitting
• 1:22:53
  Speaker 6: there going, oh, whoa Lord, it's finn to be winter now,
• 1:22:56
  Speaker 6: you spend the whole beautiful fall worried about when winter comes.
• 1:23:00
  Speaker 6: When winter come and that beautiful snow is coming out
• 1:23:03
  Speaker 6: the sky and you're able to go snowboarding and skiing
• 1:23:06
  Speaker 6: and sliding and making snow cream and making ice ice milk,
• 1:23:10
  Speaker 6: and making snow men and making angels and stuff. You
• 1:23:14
  Speaker 6: missed the beauty of winter. Fix your mind, y'all. This
• 1:23:19
  Speaker 6: is life. Life has all these Evin flows, and we
• 1:23:22
  Speaker 6: all wake and alive to partake of all these Evin flows.
• 1:23:26
  Speaker 6: And it's a beautiful thing to be able to partake
• 1:23:28
  Speaker 6: of life with all its ups.
• 1:23:30
  Speaker 7: And downs, Sunny days, rainy days. What you need rain
• 1:23:35
  Speaker 7: for flowers to go. It's like God's word. It's just
• 1:23:39
  Speaker 7: like the rain.
• 1:23:40
  Speaker 6: God does not send rain and snow to earth without
• 1:23:43
  Speaker 6: it returning something. You know what I mean. When the
• 1:23:47
  Speaker 6: rain falls from the.
• 1:23:48
  Speaker 7: Sky, it returns flowers.
• 1:23:52
  Speaker 6: When the rain falls from the sky, it returns greenery
• 1:23:57
  Speaker 6: and trees. It returns It supplies nourishment for seeds. That's
• 1:24:03
  Speaker 6: when rain on. When God gives his word. God don't
• 1:24:07
  Speaker 6: give you his word without a return. Open your mind
• 1:24:10
  Speaker 6: to God's word, man, It has a return value to it, y'all.
• 1:24:14
  Speaker 6: Get into a Get into your faith and understand what
• 1:24:18
  Speaker 6: God is saying to you. Don't let nobody fool you
• 1:24:21
  Speaker 6: with all this Illuminati conversation and all this foolishness. Right here,
• 1:24:25
  Speaker 6: God is real, man, God is very, very real. He's
• 1:24:29
  Speaker 6: the truth of the matter. Sit up here and let
• 1:24:32
  Speaker 6: these people talk you into some oakie dope that ain't real.
• 1:24:35
  Speaker 6: God is real, man. That Bible been around system, you
• 1:24:40
  Speaker 6: don't even know what it wasn't around. Every word in it.
• 1:24:43
  Speaker 6: Check it truth, Check it because it's truth. Get into
• 1:24:48
  Speaker 6: your faith, y'all. God loves you, man, it'd be the
• 1:24:50
  Speaker 6: best thing for you. Talk to God. He loved him
• 1:24:53
  Speaker 6: for me. If you don't have faith, ask God for son.
• 1:24:56
  Speaker 6: Do that today.
• 1:24:57
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