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Chris Rock Clapback, Karine Jean-Pierre, Justin Bieber, Holy Rubber and more. · The Steve Harvey Morning Show

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  Speaker 1: Today's show is pre recorded. Y'all know what time? I
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  Speaker 1: don't know. Y'all have a sun giving them like the
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  Speaker 1: million bucks things in its true good to the mother
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  Speaker 1: to please, I don't join jo. Do you turn? Hur
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  Speaker 1: you are you gotta turn to turn them out? Turn?
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  Speaker 1: You haven't got the turnout to turn? Turn water to
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  Speaker 1: the water? Go? Come come on your back, huh. I
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  Speaker 1: show well a good morning everybody. You're listening to the voice,
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  Speaker 1: come on dig me now one it only Steve Harvey
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  Speaker 1: got a radio show. I need everybody today, everybody that's listening.
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  Speaker 1: I need you to catch fire today. I want you
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  Speaker 1: to catch fire today. You want to phrase it another way,
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  Speaker 1: I want you to catch on fire today, but I
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  Speaker 1: need you to catch fire today. I need today to
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  Speaker 1: be today that you stop complaining and you do something.
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  Speaker 1: Do you know why a lot of people can't move
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  Speaker 1: forward in their life because they complaining about their past?
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  Speaker 1: They always complaining, man about something? Is that explains the
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  Speaker 1: reason why they are. Let me help you with this
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  Speaker 1: right here. If you are steady complaining about the reason
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  Speaker 1: you are, you know, if I hadn't have met this man,
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  Speaker 1: if I hadn't been involved with this woman, if I
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  Speaker 1: hadn't had this baby, if I had to never went
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  Speaker 1: down there, if I hadn't got arrested, if I hadn't
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  Speaker 1: it this, if I hadn't it, if I had to
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  Speaker 1: just finish school, if I hadn't a hey, hey, hey,
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  Speaker 1: stop stop all that stuff that you're complaining about, everything
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  Speaker 1: that you keep allowing to resonate with you as a
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  Speaker 1: reason to justify and explain you're not being successful. Can
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  Speaker 1: I share something with you about all of that? Guess
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  Speaker 1: what it is. You didn't got past all of it.
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  Speaker 1: You didn't had the baby, you got arrested, they didn't
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  Speaker 1: kill you, You didn't finish school, but you still standing.
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  Speaker 1: You met that man, he gone, He involved with two
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  Speaker 1: other women. Right now, I got three other kids. Guess what.
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  Speaker 1: You still here and the baby's here. You got over
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  Speaker 1: all the injustices that were done to you. You got
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  Speaker 1: something happened to you when you was a kid. You're
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  Speaker 1: an adult now. Somebody did something to you when you
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  Speaker 1: was a little boy. Guess what you were man, And
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  Speaker 1: now some thing's happened to you that you haven't found
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  Speaker 1: closure on. The person that you're looking for closure from
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  Speaker 1: has moved on. Can I tell you that everything that
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  Speaker 1: has happened to you. Do you know you've gotten past it?
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  Speaker 1: So why are you steady complaining about what has happened
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  Speaker 1: to you that has caused you to be in this position?
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  Speaker 1: But do you understand that it's prohibiting you from moving forward?
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  Speaker 1: Stop complaining today, catch fire. Let your pass be your pass.
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  Speaker 1: I've told us to you a hundred times on this radio,
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  Speaker 1: but I'm gonna say it again. Bishop Jakes told me
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  Speaker 1: something man that helped me so greatly. You can't drive
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  Speaker 1: your car if you're gonna keep looking in the rearview mirror.
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  Speaker 1: That's why the windshield is huge. The windshield is huge.
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  Speaker 1: The rearview mirror is this tiny thing that sits up there.
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  Speaker 1: Now all is far. It's so you can see stuff
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  Speaker 1: that's coming up on you. All the review mirror for
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  Speaker 1: is so you can assure yourself or listen to this.
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  Speaker 1: The review mirror is impt there to assure you that
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  Speaker 1: you've cleared something. See. That's what the review mirrors for.
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  Speaker 1: So when you pass it, con you want to switch lanes,
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  Speaker 1: you can glance upthing and it says, okay, you're clear.
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  Speaker 1: Now you passed it. You can switch lanes. That's all
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  Speaker 1: the review mirrors for it. Ain't for you to stare
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  Speaker 1: at and dictate your life with what you're tripping for. Man,
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  Speaker 1: catch fire today today, Man quick complaining about everything that
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  Speaker 1: had happened to you? Life is ten percent. What happens
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  Speaker 1: to you is ninety percent. What you do about what
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  Speaker 1: happens to you? What are you going to do about it?
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  Speaker 1: So what I got all this? Look, man, your story
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  Speaker 1: ain't no deeper than nobody else's. I can tell you
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  Speaker 1: I was homeless for three years. It's people been homeless
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  Speaker 1: for thirty years. How long I'm gonna ride that out? Man?
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  Speaker 1: You know I can't do right now. I fell on
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  Speaker 1: hard times and I lost my place to stay. Why
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  Speaker 1: are you staying now? See the majority of people are
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  Speaker 1: staying somewhere right now. I was out there. I didn't
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  Speaker 1: have nowhere to go. I'm in a shelter now. You
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  Speaker 1: was under the bridge a week ago. You're in the shelter. Now.
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  Speaker 1: Why are you still crying about the bridge? You're in
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  Speaker 1: the shelter now. Man. You know how you find your purpose.
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  Speaker 1: You get in touch with who created you. Because when
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  Speaker 1: God made you, he had a purpose in mind. Now
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  Speaker 1: we've ignored it and we haven't tapped into it. But
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  Speaker 1: we all had a purpose. You don't, and it's sometimes
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  Speaker 1: it take people longer to discover the purpose. Colonel Sanders
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  Speaker 1: was frying chicken with a recipe that he was telling
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  Speaker 1: people was the best chicken in the world. Ain't nobody
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  Speaker 1: believe him till he turned seventy? Why you think the
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  Speaker 1: dude does the Kentucky fried chicken signs is old. That
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  Speaker 1: dude ain't twenty up there he oh, he oh, But
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  Speaker 1: you know what, he had been frying that chicken for
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  Speaker 1: forty some years. They just found out about it when
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  Speaker 1: he was seventy. But he didn't give up his purpose
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  Speaker 1: in life. This dude was just frying chicken. See, people
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  Speaker 1: keep looking for their gifts in all kinds of places
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  Speaker 1: when it's right there in you. You ain't got to
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  Speaker 1: go to school to find your gift. You're born with
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  Speaker 1: the gift to God, God for you. You'll go to
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  Speaker 1: school to tack it on to something else. But your
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  Speaker 1: gift was already given to you. You were born with that.
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  Speaker 1: You don't have to go to college to know your guilt.
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  Speaker 1: Your college allows you to enhance it, it, to find
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  Speaker 1: something to attach it to and Hopefully you get a
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  Speaker 1: degree that attaches your gift to a vehicle where it
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  Speaker 1: can work. The problem with college is we go to
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  Speaker 1: college and we attach it to what we like or
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  Speaker 1: what we might be passionate about, and we know the
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  Speaker 1: gift we have. You know how many people and graduating
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  Speaker 1: from college ain't doing nothing they went to college for.
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  Speaker 1: Come on, man, you know why, because you're discovering life,
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  Speaker 1: your guilt. You discover what you was born to do.
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  Speaker 1: I wasn't bought you know what I mean. You know
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  Speaker 1: what my major was in college? It was advertising. I
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  Speaker 1: can't be in no death, drawing, no picture for nobody.
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  Speaker 1: But now guess what I can wake up every day
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  Speaker 1: and guess what I can tell you? I advertise. I've
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  Speaker 1: been advertising my career. Come see me live. Come see
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  Speaker 1: me live at Madison Square Garden, Come see me live
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  Speaker 1: at Philips Arena. Come see me live at Joker's Comedy Club.
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  Speaker 1: Come see me live at Pursy's. Come see me live
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  Speaker 1: at Ellis's Tavot, Come see me live. Come. I've been
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  Speaker 1: advertising the whole time, but I had a different purpose
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  Speaker 1: in mine because I went and I talked to God.
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  Speaker 1: And this is how you do it. You go talk
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  Speaker 1: to God and say, hey God, look, okay, this is
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  Speaker 1: the deal. I've been struggling here. I'm over forty. I
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  Speaker 1: still haven't found my purpose in life. Okay, so I
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  Speaker 1: can quit wasting any more time. Would you help direct
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  Speaker 1: me and guide me to my purpose? I know you
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  Speaker 1: created me to do something. I just haven't found what
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  Speaker 1: it is. And the reason I haven't found what it
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  Speaker 1: is because I've been doing things my way. I ain't
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  Speaker 1: been checking what you confirmed with you on anything. I
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  Speaker 1: ain't locked in or tried to settle it up with you.
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  Speaker 1: I've been just doing my thing. Well, my thing has
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  Speaker 1: gotten me as far as it can get me. How
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  Speaker 1: about you takeover and do your thing now? Can you
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  Speaker 1: direct me in my path? I'm an open book. Treat
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  Speaker 1: me like a piece of clay. I'm telling you, man,
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  Speaker 1: if you go to God, he'll give it to you.
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  Speaker 1: But see you have not because you asked not. How
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  Speaker 1: many times have you asked God for it? This ain't
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  Speaker 1: no magic trick, y'all. This is the deal. You got
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  Speaker 1: to catch fire today. Catch fire today, I am. I'm
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  Speaker 1: excited about today. I've got a lot to do. You're listening, ladies,
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  Speaker 1: and gentlemen, this is it the Steve Harvey Morning Show.
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  Speaker 1: Us popped off right now, completely off. It ain't it
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  Speaker 1: ain't kind of old and none of that. You know.
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  Speaker 1: The giant ain't untightened, it ain't loose. It's off. I'm off.
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  Speaker 1: I've been called off before. If I accept that, it's
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  Speaker 1: part of the progress process. Protests. Nonetheless, work work ain't
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  Speaker 1: no mess. Uh, just don't be a pest. Oh that
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  Speaker 1: boy rap em let him, let him Steve, but your
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  Speaker 1: skills showing Strawberry calling for real. Happy belated Mother's Day
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  Speaker 1: to you ladies on the Mississippi. Man on the car
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  Speaker 1: Junior better known its kill spaces, the Devil Statum and Nephew.
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  Speaker 1: You know, just somebody ain't nothing doing the devil state
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  Speaker 1: stated what you got on your mind? Junior? You know
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  Speaker 1: what man this morning? Manum. At first I had Mother's Day, ladies,
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  Speaker 1: lad Mother's Day, but also un I think you should
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  Speaker 1: give Shirty Strawberry her flowers. Man, she did an outstanding
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  Speaker 1: job Saturday selling her candles up. You were being real
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  Speaker 1: proud of her. Uh, Shirty was outstanding. She looked fabulous too.
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  Speaker 1: Sure they always feel good, you know, yeah, you know, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: came in that shining and and I still have my
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  Speaker 1: makeup one from yesterday two days ago. Wasn't that Saturday?
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  Speaker 1: You still got it Saturday? I've been sleeping cute for
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  Speaker 1: two nights. You can take a glass, squad, You got
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  Speaker 1: that glass of makeup? Yeah, I'm getting all my money's worth,
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  Speaker 1: all of it. I would say I still have my
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  Speaker 1: makeup on from a shooting, family feud or Friday, but
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  Speaker 1: then that would be border line trifle that I'm pretty
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  Speaker 1: you know. I try to support people when they say
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  Speaker 1: stuff that don't sound too too good. But that would
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  Speaker 1: be too badis without taking a shower, and that ain't
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  Speaker 1: gonna happen. I took a shower. Water get in my face.
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  Speaker 1: Do you have anything on your mind this morning? I
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  Speaker 1: just wanted to give Shirley her flowers, Man, because you'd
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  Speaker 1: have been proud of her. Man. And I'm just telling you, Man,
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  Speaker 1: you know you try the new business endeavor and you
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  Speaker 1: see the supporting, the love in the building for Shirley. Man.
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  Speaker 1: You would have been so proud. Harvard. You know, I'm
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  Speaker 1: telling you you would have been I've always been proud
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  Speaker 1: of shut Sureley's been with me longer than anybody. Sureley
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  Speaker 1: has always been my friend, been supported. Shirley is the
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  Speaker 1: only fine chick that I've never hit on. What a compliment. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: I just wanted, you know. Yeah, I'm just further to
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  Speaker 1: further show you all for me and to be friends
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  Speaker 1: with attractive women. And I managed to for twenty two
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  Speaker 1: damn year. Yeah, mostly because I've always been caught up
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  Speaker 1: in the middle soot form of high level hell and
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  Speaker 1: share headed crisis taught me down for several things. Thank you, guys.
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  Speaker 1: I appreciate the support. Coming up at thirty two minutes
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  Speaker 1: after the hour, the pastors with church complaints right after this.
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  Speaker 1: You're listening to the morning show. All right, it is
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  Speaker 1: time now for church complaints. After all, it is Monday.
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  Speaker 1: Here is Reverend Motown and Deacon Deaf jam m Lord,
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  Speaker 1: oh oh one, we both graciously gallful in this partificus
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  Speaker 1: way of on a nation or the belation of mothers,
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  Speaker 1: a day being held on a priortivity afternoon some Sunday
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  Speaker 1: or gold were here today. Bring fourth complaints, none other
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  Speaker 1: than my main man. We go back like Cadillac sheats.
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  Speaker 1: That's right, not just any Cadillac seat, but a Cadillac
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  Speaker 1: seat owned by a four hundred pound man. Didn't seats
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  Speaker 1: has to go back yourself, ladies and gentlemen, or come
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  Speaker 1: on with it now deaf all rights. There was a
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  Speaker 1: fight at the fish fry on Friday. Sister Pearline put
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  Speaker 1: garlic salt instead of garlic powder and messed up all
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  Speaker 1: the fish. Now, Sister I Nita Bailey wept up behind
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  Speaker 1: in the kitchen. She blew that garlic so out in
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  Speaker 1: her eyes and wore her out. Now the problem is
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  Speaker 1: they got her to the emergency care and the flushing
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  Speaker 1: out of her eyes. They charged eight hundred dollars per eye.
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  Speaker 1: Can we cover that? No? No, we the church dover
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  Speaker 1: head that type of his shorts. We don't COVID. No,
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  Speaker 1: we don't COVID no fights. As a matter of fact,
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  Speaker 1: I've already invited Dana White from the UC to come
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  Speaker 1: to our next fl il Oh and we're gonna try
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  Speaker 1: to turn this into something because it seemed like everything
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  Speaker 1: every Frid did at the fish fry, there's a fight.
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  Speaker 1: There's gotta be some type of way to monetize these
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  Speaker 1: here activity, y' I'm gonna call all DANEA White and
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  Speaker 1: see if he'll even talk with it. I know he's
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  Speaker 1: a big shot and all that, and probably neighborhooded the
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  Speaker 1: jack Pard join the Jerusalem. But we're all gonna put
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  Speaker 1: the phone cold, all right, all right? And I don't
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  Speaker 1: like garlic on my chicken. I just wanted to mention
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  Speaker 1: that I don't care for that fish. It wasn't chicken. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: well I don't. I don't like garlic on my fish. Who? Who?
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  Speaker 1: Who do that? That's probably what started to fight. The
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  Speaker 1: last we got fish need is helped with garlic. One name,
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  Speaker 1: one day is already fish. Let me say that the
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  Speaker 1: members are asking for a bad feet lockdown, a bad
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  Speaker 1: feet lockdown for the summer. If you have more than
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  Speaker 1: two coins missing, I tell you to if your big
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  Speaker 1: towel is not your longest toe, by instance, your pinka
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  Speaker 1: toe cannot be long with th rest you, they won't
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  Speaker 1: all bad I got your second toe, but your if
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  Speaker 1: your pinkentoe is longer than some of your other toe,
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  Speaker 1: then there's an issue, all right, But they won't all
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  Speaker 1: bad feet covered summer. No summers are flip flops. Whatsoever?
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  Speaker 1: Do you a pass? No? I can't do that because
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  Speaker 1: I've been to the pasterial HR meetings and there are
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  Speaker 1: things that we have as pastors can't do anymore, like
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  Speaker 1: bad feet day. You said, if your pankytoe's longer than
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  Speaker 1: all your other toes, Yeah, what that is is she?
• 17:43
  Speaker 1: Now you're messing with brother Simon because he had diabetes
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  Speaker 1: and they cut off the other food. Why he don't
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  Speaker 1: he can't sound or no way pass? Well, he can't.
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  Speaker 1: He can't win with flip flow. You know what what
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  Speaker 1: he well open told Sunder he just gotta he gotta
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  Speaker 1: go down three sides, didn't flop. But he can't flip.
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  Speaker 1: Oh no, burn smaller sides. He here's another issue. Brother
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  Speaker 1: Leonard Davis created a mess on Mother's Day Sunday night.
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  Speaker 1: We were leaving the church, and I'm not sure if
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  Speaker 1: you if you remember or not, but you know he's
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  Speaker 1: a mosquito man. When he got in that truck and
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  Speaker 1: hit the wrong switch and sprayed the entire parking lot,
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  Speaker 1: he had remembers laid out. We also realized that we
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  Speaker 1: uh some of the members. We realized didn't need a
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  Speaker 1: walker because some of them ran like they was in
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  Speaker 1: their twenties. But what do you want to do about
• 18:48
  Speaker 1: brother Leonard David. I'm not exactly sure what you saying
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  Speaker 1: he hit what room switch d and he's a he's
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  Speaker 1: the mosquito truck man. He was in his truck and
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  Speaker 1: hit that switch and that mosquito stuff sprayed out of
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  Speaker 1: the understand the understand, Well, they cleared up two things
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  Speaker 1: because this Sunday, we're gonna save money. We don't have
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  Speaker 1: to run our air purification system because all of these
• 19:15
  Speaker 1: saints that had asthma is in the hospital now, so
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  Speaker 1: we're gonna be able to save on that party to
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  Speaker 1: be or we're not gonna have to run the app
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  Speaker 1: purification be. You got to do something about this man
• 19:27
  Speaker 1: with this mosquito truck hitting the round switch. Now that
• 19:30
  Speaker 1: is that's an issue. Mosquitoes this year is the worst.
• 19:36
  Speaker 1: The mosquito man is he's a necessity. We're not having that.
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  Speaker 1: The earl always loaned out his weed whacker and he
• 19:50
  Speaker 1: weed ground. This churchen got out of head and that's
• 19:53
  Speaker 1: just that's just breathing ground for them for themsequitos. Now,
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  Speaker 1: I'm not gonna that this show. And that's what the
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  Speaker 1: scheto man it over her fall all right, all right,
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  Speaker 1: but the Wreatha Lewis has been arrested. She went to
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  Speaker 1: the yeah, sin thereThat she went to the Kentucky Derby
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  Speaker 1: this past week and was caught stealing twenty eight hats
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  Speaker 1: from the ladies attending the derby. She even stole a
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  Speaker 1: She even stole a few while they had them on
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  Speaker 1: their head. And he's been detained in Kentucky and told
• 20:33
  Speaker 1: them that you were her atturny for this case. Now
• 20:38
  Speaker 1: that's your call. Pass me. I'm not allowed to practice law.
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  Speaker 1: I'm only licensed on ABC on Q my life. All right, listen,
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  Speaker 1: thank you, Reverend Motown coming up back right after this
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  Speaker 1: you're listening to coming up at the top of the hour,
• 21:07
  Speaker 1: and entertainment news, comedian Dave Chappelle and Chris Rock joked
• 21:10
  Speaker 1: about their attackers at a secret comedy show, and controversial
• 21:15
  Speaker 1: self proclaimed relationship expert Kevin Samuel has died. But we'll
• 21:21
  Speaker 1: talk about that, but right now it is time for
• 21:24
  Speaker 1: ask the CLO. Chief Love Officer Steve Harvey in the building. Ready,
• 21:29
  Speaker 1: here we go. MiG Yon from Carrollton says, I'm a
• 21:32
  Speaker 1: single mother of two sons dating a man with two daughters.
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  Speaker 1: My oldest son dated his youngest daughter and we didn't
• 21:38
  Speaker 1: find out until we've been dating for three months. The
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  Speaker 1: kids don't won us together, and we've been working through that.
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  Speaker 1: Should we call it quits or should we keep working
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  Speaker 1: on our relationship? I mean that has really nothing to
• 21:51
  Speaker 1: do with you. No, not a son and a daughter dated.
• 21:55
  Speaker 1: Y'all didn't know about it, y'all. Admit y'all could have something.
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  Speaker 1: But y'all, y'all not gonna be the typical blended family. Y'all. Y'all,
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  Speaker 1: y'all a little bit too blended. You draw the line
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  Speaker 1: at some of the Yeah, y'all, y'alling took this blending
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  Speaker 1: thing a little bit too You y'all in the same bowl. Now,
• 22:18
  Speaker 1: you know, you just have to be clear that this manager,
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  Speaker 1: for y'all, it ain't gonna have a whole I do
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  Speaker 1: with the kids. They don't want y'all together, of course,
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  Speaker 1: because then it looks crazy. But you know it ain't
• 22:27
  Speaker 1: up to go. It's up to y'all. A little ancestuus. Okay,
• 22:31
  Speaker 1: here we go. Tiff and Montgomery says, I met a
• 22:34
  Speaker 1: man online, and on our first date, he asked for
• 22:37
  Speaker 1: separate checks. I didn't leave because I was hungry. After dinner,
• 22:41
  Speaker 1: the manager came and told me that he took care
• 22:43
  Speaker 1: of my bill. He wants a date, but he's not
• 22:45
  Speaker 1: my type. Do I have to go? No, you don't
• 22:49
  Speaker 1: have to go because somebody bought you some damn food. No,
• 22:53
  Speaker 1: you don't have to go, you know, but you learned
• 22:57
  Speaker 1: what you needed with that separate check bill. You learn
• 23:00
  Speaker 1: what you needed from that. The man was nice enough
• 23:03
  Speaker 1: and page your bill, and then he hit on you.
• 23:05
  Speaker 1: He ain't your type. But now he's not your type.
• 23:08
  Speaker 1: Don't mean he ain't a great guy though, for something.
• 23:12
  Speaker 1: And then you know, seeing us how you on this website,
• 23:14
  Speaker 1: I don't even know if you really know your type.
• 23:15
  Speaker 1: You might need to get this man a shot. What
• 23:19
  Speaker 1: kind of food is you know, cause you're picking me
• 23:22
  Speaker 1: to obviously off. Yeah, I mean i'd go out with
• 23:28
  Speaker 1: him and just get to know the guy. It might
• 23:30
  Speaker 1: be a nice guy to have as a friend, but
• 23:32
  Speaker 1: he won't, you though, so and then you might end
• 23:34
  Speaker 1: up on him and end up having a nice, happy life,
• 23:37
  Speaker 1: you know, just because he's short. You know, don't mean
• 23:41
  Speaker 1: that's where you are with it? Okay, all right? Yes,
• 23:47
  Speaker 1: moving on to Yasmin and uh paramus. Yasmin says, I'm
• 23:51
  Speaker 1: dating a man and I started staying over at his house,
• 23:55
  Speaker 1: but I don't get any sleep because he sleeps with
• 23:57
  Speaker 1: the TV on. He stayed at my house and I
• 24:00
  Speaker 1: don't have a TV in my room, and he admitted
• 24:02
  Speaker 1: that he's uncomfortable in dark places. Is this weird? Well,
• 24:07
  Speaker 1: I got a friend that does not go to sleep
• 24:10
  Speaker 1: unless the TV is on. Uh. Now, if he's afraid
• 24:14
  Speaker 1: of dark, that's a that's a you know, that's a
• 24:17
  Speaker 1: red flag. Because I don't know if you noticed this. Well,
• 24:21
  Speaker 1: but because it gets its night every day, this is
• 24:28
  Speaker 1: every day, I'm pretty sure I don't. Yeah, so if dark,
• 24:33
  Speaker 1: if he's uncomfortable in the dark, it's coming every day. Yeah,
• 24:37
  Speaker 1: and it's gonna be somewhere where it ain't gonna be
• 24:38
  Speaker 1: no damn TV. So now, as far as y'all going camping,
• 24:44
  Speaker 1: you know, I don't know what else y'all can cut out,
• 24:47
  Speaker 1: but it's a lot gonna get cut out because this
• 24:49
  Speaker 1: boy can't get to know TV and it's dog going
• 24:53
  Speaker 1: out at night. Y'all have it set. Y'all got to
• 24:57
  Speaker 1: have his TV on. It's got to be some other
• 25:01
  Speaker 1: people in him. So that's what I would be concerned
• 25:06
  Speaker 1: about it. Yeah, it's something to be concerned about. It.
• 25:09
  Speaker 1: It's a little weird, A little weird. Yeah, well, um,
• 25:14
  Speaker 1: all right, Moving on to Shante and Mobile, this is
• 25:17
  Speaker 1: our last one. Steve Chante says, I caught my husband
• 25:21
  Speaker 1: sitting in the car with his coworker and I called
• 25:24
  Speaker 1: his phone and he looked at it and ignored my call.
• 25:27
  Speaker 1: When I confronted them, she was crying and he said
• 25:30
  Speaker 1: he was giving her marital advice. I was upset with him,
• 25:34
  Speaker 1: and he turned it around on me, saying, I'm insensitive.
• 25:38
  Speaker 1: Was I being insensitive? Well you're well, well, you were
• 25:44
  Speaker 1: being insensitive for what he needed to accomplish. Yes, I'm
• 25:48
  Speaker 1: not sure, Okay, he was giving her marital advice that
• 25:53
  Speaker 1: didn't involve him. See, I don't know. You know, he
• 26:00
  Speaker 1: didn't lie. He was giving her marital advice, and it
• 26:04
  Speaker 1: might have involved him. That's why when he looked at
• 26:06
  Speaker 1: the phone and saw you, he ignored it because this
• 26:09
  Speaker 1: ain't the time, that's right. And certainly when you came
• 26:14
  Speaker 1: over there, you proved that you were not in counseling
• 26:18
  Speaker 1: mood that day. Oh so you're doing like her husband
• 26:21
  Speaker 1: and turning this around on her. I just want y'all
• 26:24
  Speaker 1: to see how sound from his standpoint, because when you
• 26:27
  Speaker 1: came over the car to confront them. Clearly, you were
• 26:30
  Speaker 1: not in the mood for counseling today, and I'm sitting
• 26:34
  Speaker 1: here with a patient. Yeah, she is insensitive, is your point?
• 26:40
  Speaker 1: Of course you are. I'm sitting here clearly you see
• 26:44
  Speaker 1: me with a client right in this car. Okay, So
• 26:49
  Speaker 1: now you know how I am. I'm a sensitive man,
• 26:55
  Speaker 1: and I'm sensitive to other people. And then here you right, shit,
• 27:02
  Speaker 1: he crying with all these marital problems. I'm all up
• 27:05
  Speaker 1: in her life, creating, having and conflicting you over in here.
• 27:09
  Speaker 1: You want what you want? Yeah, I said home, what
• 27:14
  Speaker 1: do you want? Now? I'm gonna go to the store. Noah,
• 27:18
  Speaker 1: I heard you. I was coming what you dry down
• 27:21
  Speaker 1: here to stow fall? Now you in the parking lot, spy,
• 27:26
  Speaker 1: you ain't call now caught you was looking for me
• 27:32
  Speaker 1: while I was working. Yeah, please please good hair away.
• 27:37
  Speaker 1: I'm a side on the side. I'm a counselor office.
• 27:46
  Speaker 1: That's why, that's why I keep my phone locked right
• 27:49
  Speaker 1: now because these clients of mind, they they you, they
• 27:56
  Speaker 1: deserved privacy. But I can't have these clients being subject
• 28:00
  Speaker 1: to this type of stoe. Okay, now, now, CLO, tell
• 28:04
  Speaker 1: us what a smart man would have done in this instance,
• 28:08
  Speaker 1: not a lying man, A smart man. What is you
• 28:10
  Speaker 1: in here? Crying? Fault? Who are you? I don't even know?
• 28:15
  Speaker 1: You'd have got in the wrong car. So would you
• 28:21
  Speaker 1: have picked up the phone? Uh huh? That wrote about
• 28:24
  Speaker 1: that part? Yeah, yeah, I picked up the phone and
• 28:27
  Speaker 1: started right hello, what stop? Get out of my car. No,
• 28:34
  Speaker 1: I don't want to talk about this. I can't help you.
• 28:38
  Speaker 1: What is wrong with you? This is I'm not who
• 28:42
  Speaker 1: you think. Yeah, beater, how did she get in the
• 28:45
  Speaker 1: car and I was sleeping. She opened the door and
• 28:48
  Speaker 1: I looked up. She sitting in here. Crank you baby,
• 28:54
  Speaker 1: Thank you so much. I'm talking to you. Just answered
• 29:01
  Speaker 1: the You have a life for every occasion, for everyone.
• 29:08
  Speaker 1: Thank you. See l oh geez, all Righty Hollows coming
• 29:13
  Speaker 1: up at the top of the hour will have some
• 29:14
  Speaker 1: entertainment news for you. To another woman right now right
• 29:21
  Speaker 1: after this, you're listening to Dave Chappelle, who was tackled
• 29:30
  Speaker 1: on stage at the Hollywood Bowl on Tuesday, and Chris
• 29:33
  Speaker 1: Rock tempo tackle. Yeah he saw in the rush dental
• 29:42
  Speaker 1: of like a running back. Well anyway, Yeah, his attempted
• 29:46
  Speaker 1: tackle on stage at the Hollywood Bowl on Tuesday, and
• 29:49
  Speaker 1: Chris Rock, who was slapped by Will Smith at the Oscars. Well,
• 29:54
  Speaker 1: they both performed at a secret comedy show Thursday night
• 29:58
  Speaker 1: in La at a small v at the Comedy Store
• 30:01
  Speaker 1: for a star studded audience. The audience included Kim Kardashian, Diddy,
• 30:06
  Speaker 1: and most Deaf. The venue holds about seventy people and
• 30:09
  Speaker 1: the tickets were one hundred and sixty dollars. Chappelle was
• 30:13
  Speaker 1: promoted as a last minute unnamed comedian and after ten
• 30:17
  Speaker 1: minutes into his set, he was joined on stage by
• 30:20
  Speaker 1: Chris Rock. The two of them joked about their recent
• 30:22
  Speaker 1: attacks on stage. Chappelle told Rock, well, at least you
• 30:25
  Speaker 1: got smacked by someone up repute, and he said I
• 30:29
  Speaker 1: got smacked by a homeless guy with leaves in his hair.
• 30:33
  Speaker 1: Then Rock Rock laughtus said I got smacked by the
• 30:38
  Speaker 1: softest in word that ever wrapped. Okay, yeah, back with
• 30:51
  Speaker 1: Then they continued their shows with jokes about current events.
• 30:56
  Speaker 1: So you know, they both had their say about their
• 30:59
  Speaker 1: attack story about maybe that's the thing. Yeah, have secret
• 31:06
  Speaker 1: comedy shows now so you won't get attacked, all right?
• 31:10
  Speaker 1: And in other news, social media and YouTube celebrity Kevin Samuels,
• 31:14
  Speaker 1: who's a well known controversial life and relationship coach, has
• 31:19
  Speaker 1: passed away. He died at the age of fifty seven
• 31:22
  Speaker 1: at the home at his home in Atlanta. Rumors about
• 31:25
  Speaker 1: his death spread like wildfire on social media, and then
• 31:30
  Speaker 1: Atlanta police later confirmed that he was in fact dead.
• 31:34
  Speaker 1: His mother, Beverly, Samuel's birch, who learned of his death
• 31:38
  Speaker 1: on social media, declined to say what happened and autopsy Yeah,
• 31:43
  Speaker 1: and autopsy is pending, according to the Fulton County Medical
• 31:46
  Speaker 1: Examiner's Office. Yeah, you know who he is, right, Steve, Yeah, Yeah,
• 31:51
  Speaker 1: I know. I mean, you know, look, I didn't really
• 31:54
  Speaker 1: pay attention much attention to the brother. I didn't. I
• 31:57
  Speaker 1: didn't really know him. I depart I saw it was
• 31:59
  Speaker 1: always so controversial stuff being said. But you know, even
• 32:03
  Speaker 1: with that being said, I'm kind of shocked at some
• 32:05
  Speaker 1: of the reactions that I have been reading. And you know,
• 32:09
  Speaker 1: calming good for him, and you can't keep doing, you know,
• 32:12
  Speaker 1: and stuff like that. It's still somebody lost their life,
• 32:15
  Speaker 1: you know. And if you don't agree with his method
• 32:17
  Speaker 1: or what he was doing, all you had to do
• 32:18
  Speaker 1: was just not followed, not tune in, you know, but
• 32:22
  Speaker 1: I don't. I don't. I don't. I don't revel in
• 32:25
  Speaker 1: anybody losing their life. No, no, because because I don't
• 32:30
  Speaker 1: want to lose mind, you know what I mean? Right?
• 32:33
  Speaker 1: And I kind of you know, I kind of live lived.
• 32:36
  Speaker 1: I try to live it that way. I ain't perfect,
• 32:38
  Speaker 1: but you know I try to live it that way,
• 32:40
  Speaker 1: you know, I don't. You know, But how sad too?
• 32:43
  Speaker 1: Was it for his mom to find out on social media? Ye?
• 32:46
  Speaker 1: Son off that passed away? Yeah, it really is what
• 32:50
  Speaker 1: a shock? Yeah, like I said, in autopsy is pending
• 32:55
  Speaker 1: because the no one has said what has happened exactly,
• 32:58
  Speaker 1: so they're doing an autop see. Yeah. Well, and I'll
• 33:02
  Speaker 1: just say, you know, I've never really relished in anybody
• 33:05
  Speaker 1: losing their life, uh, at any point in my adult life,
• 33:09
  Speaker 1: you know what I mean. You know, you grow, you
• 33:12
  Speaker 1: changes people. But if you didn't like the Brothers, all
• 33:15
  Speaker 1: you'll do is not tune in. I don't think bashing
• 33:17
  Speaker 1: him and death is smart on anybody's part. You know,
• 33:26
  Speaker 1: we are well, we're all on the road. Eventually, we're
• 33:30
  Speaker 1: all as from the moment you're born, you get on
• 33:32
  Speaker 1: this road to leave here. One day. True, true, you know,
• 33:37
  Speaker 1: I love for mine to be much later, but you
• 33:39
  Speaker 1: know I gotta go with gods. We do too, But
• 33:43
  Speaker 1: I try. I try not to do nothing to short
• 33:45
  Speaker 1: circuit the trip, you know. I mean, you know, I
• 33:51
  Speaker 1: ain't like robbing banks or nothing with you know, suit
• 33:56
  Speaker 1: the arm on or nothing like that. You know what
• 33:58
  Speaker 1: I mean. We don't. We don't. We're gonna touch on
• 34:01
  Speaker 1: that at seven twenty about. We don't touch on that,
• 34:03
  Speaker 1: So beye ready, Okay, okay, whatever? Well, you know, hey, hey,
• 34:12
  Speaker 1: hey ladies, you know one thing about that be ready thing.
• 34:15
  Speaker 1: You know, everybody need to be ready, you know, the
• 34:21
  Speaker 1: giver and the receiver. Here we Hey, you know I
• 34:25
  Speaker 1: am kind of quick minded street. Yeah, we're gonna touch
• 34:32
  Speaker 1: on that. I know. Okay, we'll touch on Okay, get touched.
• 34:37
  Speaker 1: You know. Here we go. Last story producer in reality
• 34:44
  Speaker 1: show stars Shawnie O'Neill and her fiance pastor Kean Henderson,
• 34:49
  Speaker 1: have landed a TV deal for their wedding special that's
• 34:52
  Speaker 1: on v H one. The wedding special feature some of
• 34:55
  Speaker 1: the ladies from Shawnee's Basketball Wives Show and the Bridal
• 34:58
  Speaker 1: Party and just dating for about two years. Shohnnie went
• 35:02
  Speaker 1: public in July of last year about her relationship with
• 35:05
  Speaker 1: Pastor Kean, founder and senior pastor of the Lighthouse Church
• 35:09
  Speaker 1: and Ministries based in Houston, Texas. They congratulations, yeah to
• 35:18
  Speaker 1: the two of them. M Yeah, Johnny looks so happy. Yeah,
• 35:23
  Speaker 1: she does look happy. And it's hard, you know, when
• 35:25
  Speaker 1: you have such a married when you're married to such
• 35:28
  Speaker 1: a public figure like Shaq, because Shack is everywhere. Yeah,
• 35:32
  Speaker 1: and he read every commercial said he messed that up.
• 35:35
  Speaker 1: He messed up married and it was all on him. Yeah,
• 35:39
  Speaker 1: he did say that. Yeah, and that's growth, speaking of growth,
• 35:42
  Speaker 1: That is growth. That's what growth looks like right there.
• 35:45
  Speaker 1: Shack's a good dude. Man. Seaquille O'Neil is one of
• 35:48
  Speaker 1: my favorite people. We don't hang out or nothing like that,
• 35:51
  Speaker 1: but he is one of my absolute favorite people. I
• 35:54
  Speaker 1: love his commercial. Yeah, all right, all right, come up
• 36:00
  Speaker 1: in twenty minutes after the hour, the nephew, oh, uncle
• 36:03
  Speaker 1: Steve has something on his mind. We'll find out what
• 36:06
  Speaker 1: that is right after this. You're listening, all right, Tommy,
• 36:14
  Speaker 1: you put it out there. What is on your mind?
• 36:17
  Speaker 1: All right, Uncle Steve, let's just say you've reached one
• 36:20
  Speaker 1: hundred one hundred two years old. Now you just arrive
• 36:26
  Speaker 1: into heaven. Now you in line to getting your wings right.
• 36:31
  Speaker 1: But they pull you out of line and say, hold on,
• 36:34
  Speaker 1: we got a little unreadiness with you. We want to
• 36:37
  Speaker 1: make sure that you should really be in the kingdom.
• 36:41
  Speaker 1: So in order for you to get into the kingdom,
• 36:44
  Speaker 1: they want you to sit down with all your exits
• 36:47
  Speaker 1: and have a conversation. And if you can get through
• 36:51
  Speaker 1: the conversation without cussing, you can get on any kingdom.
• 36:55
  Speaker 1: As I throw out these questions from your exit, you ready, okay,
• 36:59
  Speaker 1: But before you start, can I talk to Jesus first? Again?
• 37:08
  Speaker 1: I could hear excuse me the first gabel A, Peter, Peter,
• 37:13
  Speaker 1: whoever you are. Can I talk Jesus for a minute.
• 37:17
  Speaker 1: I gotta, I gotta, I gotta make sure this is
• 37:19
  Speaker 1: this is coming from him. I'm gonna talk God. Okay,
• 37:25
  Speaker 1: but now go here with the questions. It's definitely coming
• 37:28
  Speaker 1: straight from the top. Okay. X number one says, go
• 37:32
  Speaker 1: ahead and admit it. It was your fault. Wasn't a state?
• 37:36
  Speaker 1: Absolutely absolutely it was my fault. Did you said, X
• 37:41
  Speaker 1: number one? X number one, Yes, absolutely it was my fault.
• 37:45
  Speaker 1: I got maxed too young. I wasn't the man that
• 37:48
  Speaker 1: you needed me to be. And I do apologize for that.
• 37:52
  Speaker 1: Do we see growth? Okay? X number two look me
• 37:57
  Speaker 1: in my eyes and tell me what you did to
• 38:00
  Speaker 1: bring this union to an end. Stay, I'm not gonna
• 38:05
  Speaker 1: be able to do that. I'm not I'm not gonna
• 38:12
  Speaker 1: be able to do that right there. I mean, I'm
• 38:15
  Speaker 1: not gonna be able to you that because I'm pretty
• 38:18
  Speaker 1: sure that's on the reel somewhere uphill, and I'm pretty
• 38:22
  Speaker 1: sure they got video of that. And I think whatever
• 38:26
  Speaker 1: it was i've been forgiving for or else I wouldn't
• 38:29
  Speaker 1: even be sitting here. But I cannot look in your
• 38:31
  Speaker 1: wife verbalize all the things I've done. It's crazy. It's
• 38:38
  Speaker 1: number two comes back again and said this you here
• 38:42
  Speaker 1: and help and do you want to get back together? Look,
• 38:47
  Speaker 1: I've spent my life trying to get here. But if
• 38:49
  Speaker 1: that's what it's gonna take, I see, y'all. Look, I'm
• 38:53
  Speaker 1: gonna go anybody y'all want me to talk to when
• 38:54
  Speaker 1: I get back down here. You're going How uncomfortable are
• 39:01
  Speaker 1: you right now? Steve? You want me to speak to him?
• 39:06
  Speaker 1: You got a message for anybody in here? Tell them
• 39:10
  Speaker 1: what's he coming up? We're done with this, Tommy coming
• 39:17
  Speaker 1: up at thirty four minutes after the hour. President Biden
• 39:20
  Speaker 1: has named a new White House Press secretary. We'll talk
• 39:23
  Speaker 1: about that right after this. You're listening to the Stave
• 39:27
  Speaker 1: Harvey Morning Show. President Biden has chosen Karine Jean Pierre
• 39:32
  Speaker 1: to replace Jen Saki as a White House Press Secretary.
• 39:36
  Speaker 1: Jean Pierre previously served as a Principal Deputy Press Secretary
• 39:41
  Speaker 1: and will be the first black woman and gay person
• 39:44
  Speaker 1: to hold the top press position in the White House.
• 39:47
  Speaker 1: She is responsible for delivering daily briefings to the press
• 39:50
  Speaker 1: in the White House Briefing Room. Biden said in a
• 39:53
  Speaker 1: statement that Jean Pierre not only brings the experience, talent,
• 39:56
  Speaker 1: and integrity needed for this difficult job, but she will
• 40:00
  Speaker 1: continue to lead the way in communicating about the work
• 40:03
  Speaker 1: of the Biden Harris administration on behalf of the American people.
• 40:07
  Speaker 1: John Pierre's family includes her partner, CNN National correspondent Suzanne Malvo,
• 40:13
  Speaker 1: and their daughter. So congratulations going out to her. Yes,
• 40:18
  Speaker 1: I love her. Yeah, one smart woman, very intelligent, perfect. Yeah,
• 40:25
  Speaker 1: she loved she used to be at MSNBC. I think
• 40:29
  Speaker 1: so she was at MSNBC, and I know she worked
• 40:32
  Speaker 1: on she was I think Madam Vice Presidents with the
• 40:37
  Speaker 1: short hair. Yes, uh huh oh yeah yeah, yeah, yeah,
• 40:41
  Speaker 1: we're a very smart woman. Yeah yea, I've seen on
• 40:45
  Speaker 1: a couple of news segments. We congratulate her and President
• 40:50
  Speaker 1: Biden again picking another that secretary. Okay, okay, hell yeah, okay.
• 41:03
  Speaker 1: Welcome everybody for your regular daily Press House briefing, White
• 41:09
  Speaker 1: House Briefing from the press. I'm your press secretary. I'm
• 41:12
  Speaker 1: I'm I'm one and only uh and today I just
• 41:17
  Speaker 1: want to excuse me, excuse me? Your name sir one
• 41:20
  Speaker 1: and only we know him? Yeah, yeah, you already know
• 41:28
  Speaker 1: you do, see the surprise on my face. I don't know.
• 41:34
  Speaker 1: Let you all know that the Biden administration wanted to
• 41:38
  Speaker 1: let you all know that they working feverishly on getting
• 41:41
  Speaker 1: something passed. Oh, we're catching a whole lot of hell
• 41:44
  Speaker 1: from the Senate right now because Trump's ass is still
• 41:48
  Speaker 1: involved with everything and I don't know why. Yes, go
• 41:51
  Speaker 1: ahead or press uh uh reporter? Oh oh for real? Um,
• 41:59
  Speaker 1: are you allowed to use profanity? No? Press Secretary one? No, no, no, no, no, no,
• 42:07
  Speaker 1: I'm not I'm not. But if these white folks push me,
• 42:12
  Speaker 1: excuse me, excuse me. Yes, what what is the White
• 42:16
  Speaker 1: House gonna do with all this inflation, all these high
• 42:20
  Speaker 1: prices we're experiencing right now? Well, I mean, you know,
• 42:23
  Speaker 1: hell is how I'm here too. You know, you know
• 42:26
  Speaker 1: this gas, this gas we we got. You know, they
• 42:30
  Speaker 1: look because we're work at the White House. We don't
• 42:31
  Speaker 1: get free gas either. You know, we just as upset
• 42:34
  Speaker 1: which with with with these all gas prices, y'all. Is
• 42:38
  Speaker 1: so you know, we're working. We're work as hard as
• 42:40
  Speaker 1: we can and get it down. But it but it
• 42:43
  Speaker 1: really ain't nothing we can do. You know. Russia, Russia,
• 42:46
  Speaker 1: the ones invaded these people over here. Now we're not
• 42:49
  Speaker 1: gonna go over there and starting them with Russia because
• 42:51
  Speaker 1: you know they got bombs too, So we got to
• 42:53
  Speaker 1: lay lower and see how this thing play out. You know,
• 42:56
  Speaker 1: we're gonna we're gonna work on your English before you
• 42:59
  Speaker 1: addressed the pe because it's hard to quote you press
• 43:02
  Speaker 1: Secretary one and only. Yeah, I was gonna ask you, well,
• 43:05
  Speaker 1: what is we gonna work on that fall? Can you
• 43:09
  Speaker 1: tell us a little bit about your background, how you
• 43:12
  Speaker 1: got this position hood, how you know the president all
• 43:16
  Speaker 1: of the hood cut hood the news hood made. And
• 43:21
  Speaker 1: what you need to know is hood ready in case something?
• 43:27
  Speaker 1: Yes a little man? Yeah wow, okay, So do you
• 43:34
  Speaker 1: have a plan have y'all discussed these prescriptions the kind
• 43:37
  Speaker 1: of high We want to know if you'll have a
• 43:39
  Speaker 1: plan in place to cut the old? Now look here
• 43:42
  Speaker 1: old old Now they got to take gonna sending a
• 43:44
  Speaker 1: little sick ass representative try to trip me up on
• 43:47
  Speaker 1: my first day on the job. You know, because you're
• 43:49
  Speaker 1: sitting up in here, got something in cuable? Now you
• 43:52
  Speaker 1: are a little bout some peals and stuff. Right, if
• 43:54
  Speaker 1: we had some peel we help you get it. So
• 43:57
  Speaker 1: but we don't have nothing yet. Then you know that,
• 44:01
  Speaker 1: why would you even ask about some peals? Okay, thank
• 44:05
  Speaker 1: you open your hand, ask about appeal? We don't have
• 44:11
  Speaker 1: knowing yet? Do you know that? Up next the nephew
• 44:17
  Speaker 1: Frank phone call for today, mister one and only Press secretary,
• 44:21
  Speaker 1: Right but stupid, you're listening to show coming up about
• 44:28
  Speaker 1: four minutes after the hour. It's my strawberry letter for
• 44:30
  Speaker 1: it today. The subject is he keeps sharing his toys.
• 44:33
  Speaker 1: He keeps sharing his toys. Were kind of we'll get
• 44:38
  Speaker 1: into that. We'll get into it, we will, and just
• 44:45
  Speaker 1: who the toys are the people involved? Both different questions.
• 44:52
  Speaker 1: All right, but um, right now it it's time for
• 44:54
  Speaker 1: the nephew you hear him for today's prank phone call?
• 44:57
  Speaker 1: What do you have for us today on the menu? Next? Well,
• 45:00
  Speaker 1: it's Monday. You know I got to be you know,
• 45:03
  Speaker 1: old stupid on Monday. I get to everybody's Monday gone,
• 45:06
  Speaker 1: you know, old stupid. So the postman always rings rings twice.
• 45:12
  Speaker 1: The postman always rings twice, cat dog, if you whood hello, Hello,
• 45:20
  Speaker 1: I'm trying to reach Carlos. My name Benny Man, Benny Phipps.
• 45:25
  Speaker 1: Hey you I want to make sure I got the
• 45:27
  Speaker 1: right person. You You you work for a post office, right, Uh? Yeah, okay.
• 45:31
  Speaker 1: Do you deliver mail off of Murphy Road? Uh? Sometimes? Yeah, yeah, okay,
• 45:36
  Speaker 1: I live it. First of all, I wanted to make
• 45:39
  Speaker 1: sure I had the right postman. Nah. It's been brought
• 45:42
  Speaker 1: to my attention that there's a postman that has been
• 45:45
  Speaker 1: stopping by my house and I'm what I'm not understanding
• 45:49
  Speaker 1: is why are you bringing mail to my door? The
• 45:51
  Speaker 1: post to just putting mail in the mailboxes on the
• 45:54
  Speaker 1: street where everybody got their mailbox set what do you say,
• 45:57
  Speaker 1: is that again? I live in Murphy Road, perfect road. Yeah,
• 46:02
  Speaker 1: I deliver over there. Uh, but he ain't delivering package
• 46:06
  Speaker 1: at your house? No, I said, you've been bringing mail
• 46:09
  Speaker 1: to my house in the polls. Here's what I'm trying
• 46:12
  Speaker 1: to tell you, Carlods. My wife is at home all day,
• 46:15
  Speaker 1: she don't work. And my understanding is you've been stopping
• 46:18
  Speaker 1: by there on more than one occasion, on a daily basis.
• 46:22
  Speaker 1: You're coming by there two three times, you know. But
• 46:24
  Speaker 1: what I'm understanding it ain't no mail being brought over that.
• 46:27
  Speaker 1: I'm trying to figure out, what are you doing at
• 46:30
  Speaker 1: my house? Now? Really? Then brought all this to a
• 46:33
  Speaker 1: head because you already know what's going on. Let me
• 46:35
  Speaker 1: go on, let you know that, Carlod, I do know
• 46:37
  Speaker 1: what's going on. I picked up the clothes from the
• 46:40
  Speaker 1: cleaner's this morning, and to my attention, it's a man's
• 46:44
  Speaker 1: post office shirt in my pack. What color was it?
• 46:47
  Speaker 1: It's blue? Light blue. I got a lure. Okay, but
• 46:51
  Speaker 1: explain this to to me. How your shirt get in
• 46:54
  Speaker 1: my house? Do you have my name on it? Because
• 46:56
  Speaker 1: that can mean anybody's shirt. Okay, So so hold on,
• 47:00
  Speaker 1: you're trying to say it's some it's mo post me
• 47:02
  Speaker 1: and stopping by my hume see it? Man? Sometimes sometimes
• 47:05
  Speaker 1: you know, uh, we do have different guys in that
• 47:07
  Speaker 1: in that neighborhood, you know, because I here's my problem, man.
• 47:11
  Speaker 1: My problem is this is that my wife is at
• 47:13
  Speaker 1: home all day every day. And my understanding is that
• 47:16
  Speaker 1: you stopping boy springing morning. First of all, do you
• 47:21
  Speaker 1: can call you can call the one one hundred numbers?
• 47:23
  Speaker 1: Because how do you get my number? Do? Hey? I
• 47:25
  Speaker 1: don't worry about that. I find ways. It's how you
• 47:28
  Speaker 1: how you how you getting my address? That you stopping
• 47:31
  Speaker 1: by that every morning? I just deliver what they give
• 47:34
  Speaker 1: me to deliver, and do I put another in the box.
• 47:37
  Speaker 1: And this is a package I don't get out. Excuse me,
• 47:40
  Speaker 1: I don't do that. That wasn't me, dude. I just
• 47:43
  Speaker 1: go to the this morning and pick up clothes. And
• 47:46
  Speaker 1: it is a post office shirt in there that belong
• 47:49
  Speaker 1: ever done. It belonged to a man. That's got to
• 47:51
  Speaker 1: be it must be yours. That's none of mine, man,
• 47:53
  Speaker 1: that's not mine. I have all mine. Okay, okay, okay,
• 47:56
  Speaker 1: I'll tell you what this is. What we're gonna do Carlos. Carlos,
• 47:59
  Speaker 1: see what let me tell you. I know you're lying, see,
• 48:01
  Speaker 1: and what you're doing is you're delivering more than mail
• 48:04
  Speaker 1: at my house. And I know it. Carlos, You understand me,
• 48:06
  Speaker 1: So listen, excuse me. That's not me. It can't be men.
• 48:10
  Speaker 1: Let me let me tell you something. When you come
• 48:12
  Speaker 1: on Murphy Road tomorrow, okay, I'm gonna be out there
• 48:16
  Speaker 1: at them at the mailboxes waiting on you for what
• 48:21
  Speaker 1: was me and you gonna have this problem that we
• 48:22
  Speaker 1: got tomorrow morning when you bring the mail. So when
• 48:25
  Speaker 1: you bring the mail, bring you to Okay, Carlos, Hey,
• 48:29
  Speaker 1: hold on me. Can you threatening me? I'm telling you,
• 48:32
  Speaker 1: when you bring the mail, bring yall to. Dude, Dude,
• 48:36
  Speaker 1: I didn't come at you like that. You ain't gonna
• 48:37
  Speaker 1: come to me like that. Dude. Hey man, you came
• 48:40
  Speaker 1: up in my house and I know you the shirt
• 48:44
  Speaker 1: in my house. Dude, that was not me. I don't
• 48:46
  Speaker 1: know where you live, I don't know who you are,
• 48:48
  Speaker 1: but you're threatening me. Dude. Dude, Hey man, I'll see
• 48:51
  Speaker 1: you in the morning at the mailboxes. Bring your Carlos.
• 48:55
  Speaker 1: I'm out tomorrow, but I would come to your house
• 48:57
  Speaker 1: with playing clothes on it. Whoop, y'all. What you're saying
• 49:00
  Speaker 1: you want for me? Hey, you it's old. Run the road.
• 49:04
  Speaker 1: I will roads bring your because what you're not gonna
• 49:08
  Speaker 1: keep doing it's running up in my house while I'm
• 49:10
  Speaker 1: out at work trying to earn a living for my family,
• 49:13
  Speaker 1: and you up in my house laying up and you're
• 49:15
  Speaker 1: leaving your clothes. I found some mason now, I guess
• 49:18
  Speaker 1: that's what you use when you spray on them dogs.
• 49:19
  Speaker 1: I found that too. I'm gonna bring some extra mames.
• 49:22
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna spray you with that, mad I will not
• 49:25
  Speaker 1: kill out, so you're I'm gonna be wanting. I can't
• 49:30
  Speaker 1: wait till the morrow. Excuse me. I told you I
• 49:34
  Speaker 1: wasn't the one. But if you want to put me
• 49:36
  Speaker 1: ron for real, okay, cool. I don't get when I
• 49:40
  Speaker 1: see your office, when I see you tomorrow, it's old.
• 49:44
  Speaker 1: It's whatever. Hey, you spreading to me all that. I
• 49:48
  Speaker 1: tell you what. I will come over there some playing
• 49:50
  Speaker 1: clothes because you're not gonna make me lose my job dogs,
• 49:54
  Speaker 1: But whatever it's got to be. I don't care if
• 49:56
  Speaker 1: you if you're in the post office uniform, I don't
• 49:58
  Speaker 1: give a damn if you and your put job, Carlos.
• 50:00
  Speaker 1: But when you come to that mailbox and I find
• 50:02
  Speaker 1: you out there by the mail boxes, that's your man,
• 50:05
  Speaker 1: because I know you've been in my house. Carlos. I'm
• 50:07
  Speaker 1: telling you I'm dead, Okay, so be it, then, so
• 50:10
  Speaker 1: be it. I got I got one more thing else
• 50:12
  Speaker 1: I want to tell you when you before you get there,
• 50:14
  Speaker 1: tell me what you know I recalled me. What is
• 50:17
  Speaker 1: you listening to me? Yeah? His nephew Tommy from the
• 50:20
  Speaker 1: Steve Harvey Morning Show. You just got pranked by your
• 50:23
  Speaker 1: co worker? Are you you ain't this? Ain't this from
• 50:35
  Speaker 1: my road, Carlos? You are right man, A dude, I'm
• 50:39
  Speaker 1: driving put on to the side of the road. I'm
• 50:43
  Speaker 1: hanging out the truck. I'm about to go Cray. I
• 50:46
  Speaker 1: don't want my way to your house right now. I
• 50:49
  Speaker 1: was on my way to your house. I just got
• 50:51
  Speaker 1: for work, dah Many. I got one more thing to
• 50:56
  Speaker 1: ask you, man, what is what is the baddest radio
• 51:00
  Speaker 1: your show in the land, Steve Harvey Morning radioself, no
• 51:04
  Speaker 1: doubt all the way. That's for all the postman out
• 51:11
  Speaker 1: there that's ringing twice. You know that's that's what that goes.
• 51:15
  Speaker 1: Nothing like the movie. Ye give it up for all
• 51:18
  Speaker 1: the posts man, Yeah, postal workers, y'all cool with my
• 51:24
  Speaker 1: stupid everybody, everybody agree with my stupid all this morning.
• 51:28
  Speaker 1: Come on, sit up. Its praising worship what you're doing? Okay,
• 51:31
  Speaker 1: but you know I'm sorry, Jenie. I just say I'm right.
• 51:34
  Speaker 1: It's praising works, Junior, exactly. That is exactly what it is, Junie.
• 51:38
  Speaker 1: I just didn't feel like it's from this. Yeah, right
• 51:45
  Speaker 1: after Mother's Day idea, so much of it yesterday. You
• 51:50
  Speaker 1: need a break. Many worst praying it stop playing? Uh. Columbia,
• 52:01
  Speaker 1: South Carolina, July first, the Nephew is coming to town.
• 52:03
  Speaker 1: The Coger, the Coger Theater Arts Center, Coger Koger the
• 52:09
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• 52:12
  Speaker 1: are on sale red. Now. I would be stupid, I
• 52:15
  Speaker 1: would be ignorant. I would not tolerate somebody running up
• 52:18
  Speaker 1: on that stage. But we're gonna have some fun, all right.
• 52:20
  Speaker 1: If you're coming to have a good time, come on.
• 52:22
  Speaker 1: If you're coming for foolishness that you're behind at home,
• 52:25
  Speaker 1: we're gonna have a good I'm gonna tell you right now,
• 52:27
  Speaker 1: if you run up on stage on this board right here,
• 52:30
  Speaker 1: I'm just I'm I'm for warning you, man, he ain't
• 52:34
  Speaker 1: wrapped that good. Our whole family, you can run up down.
• 52:39
  Speaker 1: I'm just letting y'all know. Don't be writing in the
• 52:42
  Speaker 1: show time he went too far and all this here.
• 52:45
  Speaker 1: I thought he was supposed to be a comedian. Well
• 52:48
  Speaker 1: he he heiled. Don't run your ass up there on him.
• 52:53
  Speaker 1: I'm telling you that, I'm letting you know this ain't
• 52:56
  Speaker 1: gonna go none like none of it ain't go nothing
• 52:58
  Speaker 1: like nothing you've seen me full Christ's gonna be highly
• 53:03
  Speaker 1: active matter he got nobody guard, he gonna be highly active.
• 53:09
  Speaker 1: I'm letting you know that right now. Run up on time, Thomas.
• 53:19
  Speaker 1: All right, okay, we have it. Let's I'm all about
• 53:24
  Speaker 1: having a good time. Come check me out. Calm yourself, Carolina,
• 53:26
  Speaker 1: do you live first, we'll go see him. Uh. Don't
• 53:30
  Speaker 1: do nothing crazy though. Coming up next Strawberry letters subject
• 53:34
  Speaker 1: he keeps sharing his choice. We'll get into it right
• 53:36
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• 53:42
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• 54:48
  Speaker 1: Subject he keeps sharing his toys. Dear Stephen Shirley, I'm
• 54:53
  Speaker 1: a forty four year old single woman and I'm in
• 54:55
  Speaker 1: a long distance relationship with a man that lives with
• 54:58
  Speaker 1: two females. They have all been friends for years, so
• 55:01
  Speaker 1: he's allowed them to stay with him after they got divorced.
• 55:05
  Speaker 1: The first woman moved in about four months ago, and
• 55:09
  Speaker 1: she's not even working and claims she's very depressed, so
• 55:13
  Speaker 1: she lies around the house all day in a robe
• 55:16
  Speaker 1: and a bonnet. The other female moved in last week
• 55:19
  Speaker 1: and she's got all of her boxes in the living room,
• 55:22
  Speaker 1: where I've set up my desk to work when I'm
• 55:24
  Speaker 1: in town visiting him. I am cordial with these women,
• 55:28
  Speaker 1: but it's awkward to be with him and they're moving
• 55:30
  Speaker 1: around his house. He doesn't see anything wrong with it.
• 55:34
  Speaker 1: One of the things he and I have in common
• 55:36
  Speaker 1: is our kindness, and we love to role play and
• 55:40
  Speaker 1: use toys to keep the magic going in the bedroom.
• 55:43
  Speaker 1: We go to the store together and pick out things
• 55:46
  Speaker 1: to tribes. I was there a few weeks ago and
• 55:49
  Speaker 1: I was lying in the bed with him and I
• 55:51
  Speaker 1: noticed a harness on his dresser. He turned bright red
• 55:57
  Speaker 1: when I pointed it out. He said he let his
• 55:59
  Speaker 1: roommate borrow it. I had to first address the fact
• 56:04
  Speaker 1: that he said roommate, as if the woman would be
• 56:06
  Speaker 1: living there a while. He told me that she is
• 56:09
  Speaker 1: paying rent, so she's a roommate. He said, they're being
• 56:13
  Speaker 1: They're both they've both been having a rough time right now,
• 56:17
  Speaker 1: so the toys helped them release tension. I was disgusted
• 56:21
  Speaker 1: and told him he'd better not ever try to use
• 56:24
  Speaker 1: any of those toys with me. Ever, again, I still
• 56:27
  Speaker 1: couldn't figure out why it was on his dresser though,
• 56:30
  Speaker 1: And after sharing sharing this info with a girlfriend, she said,
• 56:34
  Speaker 1: he is not letting them borrow the toys. They are
• 56:37
  Speaker 1: all having playtime together. She suggested, he's into polyamory and
• 56:43
  Speaker 1: this is all new to me, so why would he
• 56:45
  Speaker 1: keep me around if he has those two Haven't you
• 56:50
  Speaker 1: heard the saying, you know, why have two when you
• 56:53
  Speaker 1: can have three? All you know, there are a lot
• 56:57
  Speaker 1: of things going on. You should never have gotten into
• 57:01
  Speaker 1: this relationship in the first place. I mean, this whole
• 57:03
  Speaker 1: arrangement is stupid. Well, of course, not for him, but
• 57:07
  Speaker 1: definitely for you. And like I said, haven't you heard
• 57:10
  Speaker 1: the term, you know, why have two when you can
• 57:13
  Speaker 1: have three? Haven't you heard the term variety is a
• 57:16
  Speaker 1: spice of life? I mean, your friend was right with
• 57:19
  Speaker 1: what she said. They're all doing it Okay, you're not
• 57:22
  Speaker 1: there in the house, but that's exactly what's going on.
• 57:27
  Speaker 1: You're not the woman of this house. You're just someone
• 57:29
  Speaker 1: who comes in occasionally, who thinks she's number one and
• 57:34
  Speaker 1: sleeps with the man of the house. He doesn't even
• 57:36
  Speaker 1: care enough to put the toys up when you get there.
• 57:40
  Speaker 1: You need to look at this situation as it really
• 57:43
  Speaker 1: really is and not how you want it to be.
• 57:45
  Speaker 1: You have no power in this you have no no love,
• 57:48
  Speaker 1: no respect from them in this relationship, and you need
• 57:51
  Speaker 1: to move on and find someone in your own town. Period. Steve. Wow, Wow,
• 57:59
  Speaker 1: it's right boy. Let me let me just go and
• 58:02
  Speaker 1: put some work here right here. Let me tell you something, lady,
• 58:06
  Speaker 1: he's sharing his toys. Really, that's what you think this
• 58:10
  Speaker 1: letter is about. I got some bad news for you, ma'am.
• 58:17
  Speaker 1: This Stephen Sherley. I'm afforded for year old single woman.
• 58:21
  Speaker 1: I'm in a long distance relationship with a man that
• 58:25
  Speaker 1: lives with two females. Let's stop right there. I'm in
• 58:32
  Speaker 1: a long distance relationship with a man that lives with
• 58:35
  Speaker 1: two females. See you in a long distant relationship? Zee?
• 58:46
  Speaker 1: And where you in? He not in that he doing
• 58:55
  Speaker 1: long distance, shout distance he doing right now right here?
• 58:59
  Speaker 1: Who who coming in? Who turned he doing all that?
• 59:04
  Speaker 1: That's what he doing now you party four. I'm assuming
• 59:08
  Speaker 1: he in that age range. They all been friends for years,
• 59:12
  Speaker 1: so he allowed them to stay with him after they
• 59:14
  Speaker 1: got divorced. The first woman moved in about four months ago,
• 59:18
  Speaker 1: and she's not even working and claimed she's very depressed,
• 59:21
  Speaker 1: so she lies around the house all day in a
• 59:23
  Speaker 1: robe and a bunnet. We're gonna bring her back up
• 59:28
  Speaker 1: later on, because I can assure you she shows up
• 59:31
  Speaker 1: again later on in this letter with that rob on.
• 59:36
  Speaker 1: The other female moved in last week, and she's got
• 59:39
  Speaker 1: all her boxes in the living room while I've set
• 59:41
  Speaker 1: up my desk to work when I'm in town visiting him.
• 59:45
  Speaker 1: Or you got a little crowded, little ragged ass office.
• 59:48
  Speaker 1: Ain't you boxes in? Now? People in? Now? Her stuff in? Now? Boy?
• 59:56
  Speaker 1: You bet now zoom. Ain't nobody gonna understand what? Who's
• 1:00:00
  Speaker 1: on the people? And why did a lady keep walking
• 1:00:02
  Speaker 1: about with that robe on? What are they doing? What
• 1:00:04
  Speaker 1: is all the noather? You don't know what's going on.
• 1:00:10
  Speaker 1: I am cordial with these women, but it's awkward to
• 1:00:13
  Speaker 1: be with him and they're moving around the house. Go
• 1:00:19
  Speaker 1: ahead and share, all right, listen, Steve. We'll have part
• 1:00:22
  Speaker 1: two of your response coming up at twenty three minutes
• 1:00:25
  Speaker 1: after the hour Strawberry leather subject for today he keeps
• 1:00:28
  Speaker 1: sharing his toys. We'll get back into it right after this.
• 1:00:34
  Speaker 1: You're listening Harvey Morning Show. All right, Come on, Steve,
• 1:00:38
  Speaker 1: let's recap today's strawberry letter and finish up with your response. Yeah,
• 1:00:42
  Speaker 1: I ain't gonna take too much time on this. Come
• 1:00:44
  Speaker 1: and just going to get to it. I'm afford it
• 1:00:46
  Speaker 1: for you all. Single woman, I'm in a long distant
• 1:00:49
  Speaker 1: relationship with a man that lives with two females. You
• 1:00:53
  Speaker 1: in a long distance relationship, that's what you in. He
• 1:00:59
  Speaker 1: stayed with two women. See so you in a long
• 1:01:02
  Speaker 1: distance relationship. Here in a long distance relationship and a
• 1:01:06
  Speaker 1: short distance relationship. He david friends for years, whore he
• 1:01:12
  Speaker 1: lied the stayment. After they got divorced. The first woman
• 1:01:14
  Speaker 1: moved in four months ago. Ain't even working, claim she depressed,
• 1:01:18
  Speaker 1: so she lied around the house all day in the
• 1:01:20
  Speaker 1: road with a bonnet on. I'm gonna tell you we're
• 1:01:22
  Speaker 1: gonna bring her back up in a minute. The other
• 1:01:24
  Speaker 1: female moved in last week, and she got all her
• 1:01:26
  Speaker 1: boxes in the room while I set up my desk
• 1:01:29
  Speaker 1: to work when I'm in town visiting him. You got
• 1:01:32
  Speaker 1: a little crowded, ragged ass office mouth. You just got
• 1:01:36
  Speaker 1: all kinds of stuff in that damn af y'all office.
• 1:01:40
  Speaker 1: Got boxes in that picture frames, other people, clothes and stuff.
• 1:01:45
  Speaker 1: Got a wardrobe box in the way. He got a
• 1:01:47
  Speaker 1: rack with some clothes hanging on the back of the dope.
• 1:01:50
  Speaker 1: I'm cordial with these women, but it's awkward to be
• 1:01:52
  Speaker 1: with him and they're moving around his house. He don't
• 1:01:55
  Speaker 1: see anything wrong with it. One of the things he
• 1:01:57
  Speaker 1: and I have in common is our kinkiness. See, and
• 1:02:03
  Speaker 1: we love to roll play and we see see you
• 1:02:07
  Speaker 1: thought it was kindness. Yeah, nah, that's kinkiness. See what See.
• 1:02:12
  Speaker 1: One thing they have in commonness kinkiness. And I know
• 1:02:16
  Speaker 1: you got it in common because he lived with two
• 1:02:17
  Speaker 1: women and you the third one, and you all right
• 1:02:19
  Speaker 1: with it. That's can't get right there? See all this
• 1:02:22
  Speaker 1: a whole damn letter, can't you? But now you come on, Nah, Shirley,
• 1:02:27
  Speaker 1: it's our and we love to roll play and use
• 1:02:31
  Speaker 1: hards to keep the magic going in the bedroom. So
• 1:02:35
  Speaker 1: we go to stow together. We pick out things and
• 1:02:37
  Speaker 1: trapping out there. A few weeks ago and I was
• 1:02:40
  Speaker 1: laying in bed with him and I noticed a harness
• 1:02:44
  Speaker 1: on his dress up. He turned bright red when I
• 1:02:48
  Speaker 1: pointed out he said, he let his roommate bar and
• 1:02:50
  Speaker 1: then let me flame something to you by harness, I've
• 1:02:53
  Speaker 1: never used a sexual harness before, but the hardest mean
• 1:02:56
  Speaker 1: you got to get in something to be restrained or
• 1:03:00
  Speaker 1: hell back. You put a harness on a horse. You
• 1:03:04
  Speaker 1: put a harness on the mule, put a harness on
• 1:03:07
  Speaker 1: the auction. Anytime we fit the plow, plowing requires a harness.
• 1:03:14
  Speaker 1: You want to hook a horse up to a buggy wagon,
• 1:03:16
  Speaker 1: we gotta put a harness on his head. And I
• 1:03:18
  Speaker 1: noticed a harness on his dresser. He turned bright red.
• 1:03:21
  Speaker 1: When I pointed, okay, now there's a light skin, dude,
• 1:03:24
  Speaker 1: he lights because he turned bright red. This ain't no
• 1:03:27
  Speaker 1: dog skin, dude, some little yellow board and talked to
• 1:03:29
  Speaker 1: you into this stupidness. He said, to listen to this,
• 1:03:33
  Speaker 1: he let his roommate boring. I first had the dress.
• 1:03:37
  Speaker 1: The fact that he said roommate, as if the woman
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  Speaker 1: would be living there for a while. He told me
• 1:03:41
  Speaker 1: she paying rent, so she a roommate. So what we're
• 1:03:44
  Speaker 1: getting at right now is he charges to be there.
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  Speaker 1: So the other woman that's laying around in the robe
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  Speaker 1: and the bonnet that he ain't, she ain't paying red.
• 1:03:56
  Speaker 1: He's still charging her. She roommate because she paying rent.
• 1:04:00
  Speaker 1: The other one in here ain't got no money right now.
• 1:04:02
  Speaker 1: She depressed and she fit to show up again. He said.
• 1:04:06
  Speaker 1: They are both having a rough time right now, so
• 1:04:10
  Speaker 1: the toys helped them release tension. What he just told you,
• 1:04:17
  Speaker 1: he said, baby, look, we're both having a rough time
• 1:04:21
  Speaker 1: right now. So the toys helped them release tension. Can't
• 1:04:27
  Speaker 1: getting this harness by yourself. And if you put the
• 1:04:30
  Speaker 1: harness on, somebody got the pull. You don't. You don't
• 1:04:34
  Speaker 1: go in there and put a harness on by yourself.
• 1:04:39
  Speaker 1: The harness is need and somebody got the pull. Okay,
• 1:04:47
  Speaker 1: you push back off and they jerk, and here you
• 1:04:50
  Speaker 1: come back with that harness. Now, they're both going through
• 1:04:54
  Speaker 1: a rough time, So the toys helped them release tension.
• 1:04:58
  Speaker 1: I was disgusted and told him he'd better not ever
• 1:05:01
  Speaker 1: try to use it in them toys with me again.
• 1:05:03
  Speaker 1: Are you stupid? That's what you're mad about because you're
• 1:05:07
  Speaker 1: thinking that they used it. Hell yeah, they used it,
• 1:05:12
  Speaker 1: But what is it in his room? Fall on his dresser?
• 1:05:17
  Speaker 1: And how he's so comfortable he forgot to put it up.
• 1:05:20
  Speaker 1: You haven't seen the harness, y'all go to the store
• 1:05:24
  Speaker 1: which you can't get ass and buy new stuff to try,
• 1:05:26
  Speaker 1: and that's your first time seeing the harness, and you
• 1:05:30
  Speaker 1: know it's let out a couple of notches because that
• 1:05:32
  Speaker 1: other girl in the little thicker than y'all, Why do
• 1:05:36
  Speaker 1: you say that? So it had a couple of notches
• 1:05:38
  Speaker 1: on there. So even if you put it on it
• 1:05:40
  Speaker 1: to just fall on the float, your little bony ass.
• 1:05:45
  Speaker 1: After sharing this info with a girlfriend, she said, he's
• 1:05:49
  Speaker 1: not letting them bother the toys. They're all having played
• 1:05:52
  Speaker 1: time together. She suggets to suggested that he's in the
• 1:05:55
  Speaker 1: all polyamory polyamory whatever. That this is all new to me.
• 1:06:01
  Speaker 1: So why would he keep me around if he has
• 1:06:03
  Speaker 1: those two? Why not keep you a run? Yeah? Yeah, surely,
• 1:06:07
  Speaker 1: said the best. Why I have two when you can
• 1:06:08
  Speaker 1: have three? He got them two around because you in
• 1:06:13
  Speaker 1: a long distance relationship. He don't like long distance relationship,
• 1:06:17
  Speaker 1: so he got these two things at the house. One
• 1:06:20
  Speaker 1: of them paying rind and he charging on the one.
• 1:06:24
  Speaker 1: Somebody is whipping somebody with that damn harness on and
• 1:06:28
  Speaker 1: it ain't being you, And I need you need to
• 1:06:30
  Speaker 1: check with that. Hef with that rob on in that bonnet,
• 1:06:33
  Speaker 1: get that robe off, and I bet she mocked up
• 1:06:35
  Speaker 1: pretty good. I'm just saying, Oh God, all right. Hit
• 1:06:45
  Speaker 1: is up on Instagram at Steve Harvey FM to comment
• 1:06:48
  Speaker 1: on today's Crazy Strawberry Letter. You can also check out
• 1:06:51
  Speaker 1: the Strawberry Letter podcast on demand on demand. Coming up next,
• 1:06:54
  Speaker 1: it is Junior and Sports Talk right after this. You're
• 1:06:58
  Speaker 1: listening Steve every morning show. It is time now for
• 1:07:02
  Speaker 1: Junior and Sports Talk, KATRI and you're what you got, Okay, Shirley,
• 1:07:06
  Speaker 1: But let me run the DFW area that on June fourth,
• 1:07:09
  Speaker 1: it's coming fast. Go ahead and get your tickets signed
• 1:07:12
  Speaker 1: up down for the five k running Fun Walk for
• 1:07:14
  Speaker 1: Kiers Hope k I E. R. S Hope dot org.
• 1:07:17
  Speaker 1: That's kiers Hope. We'd love to see you out there
• 1:07:19
  Speaker 1: on June fourth. It's gonna be fun raising money for
• 1:07:21
  Speaker 1: sickle Cell. That's what we do, okay, unc man. You
• 1:07:23
  Speaker 1: know you saw it Saturday the Kentucky Derby. Oh my god,
• 1:07:28
  Speaker 1: one hundred and seven eight thousand in attendance, Man listen
• 1:07:32
  Speaker 1: rich strike was a horse that was not even in.
• 1:07:36
  Speaker 1: One horse got pulled. They found out before the deadline
• 1:07:39
  Speaker 1: that it was gonna be in the race, and he
• 1:07:40
  Speaker 1: messed around in one at eighty to one odd. He
• 1:07:43
  Speaker 1: didn't he didn't get he didn't know he was running
• 1:07:45
  Speaker 1: into Kentucky Derby to thirty minutes before the deadline on Friday. Yeah,
• 1:07:52
  Speaker 1: yore the day before. They've been a scratch and they
• 1:07:56
  Speaker 1: put him in the day before and the guy put
• 1:07:58
  Speaker 1: him in the race and he was eighty to one
• 1:08:01
  Speaker 1: highst Wad odds ever eighty to one, Shirley. The matter
• 1:08:06
  Speaker 1: of fact, the horse won that the older bought the
• 1:08:09
  Speaker 1: horse for thirty thousand dollars. The horse won the race
• 1:08:13
  Speaker 1: and one eight one point eight million dollars. You're talking
• 1:08:17
  Speaker 1: about paying all payoff, Yeah, you're talking about yeah, but
• 1:08:23
  Speaker 1: the real money it's because he'd won the Kentucky day.
• 1:08:28
  Speaker 1: That was a hell dog. He was in dead last
• 1:08:32
  Speaker 1: in the back. Who see what was the horse thinking
• 1:08:36
  Speaker 1: though when they told him thirty minutes before and he
• 1:08:38
  Speaker 1: got out there on one man? What man what we
• 1:08:42
  Speaker 1: do to this was the horse, the hold of hold on?
• 1:08:46
  Speaker 1: Who who were doing? What? The mall running into Kentucky Derby, Well,
• 1:08:54
  Speaker 1: I never thought hold of man hole who. I got
• 1:08:56
  Speaker 1: to go get my shoes. I got this shoe put on.
• 1:08:59
  Speaker 1: Oh Noah, Jesus, I gotta get I gotta get some goggles.
• 1:09:03
  Speaker 1: I ain't even randing this much more before I got
• 1:09:06
  Speaker 1: I gotta call some people. Man, I gotta listen, body,
• 1:09:09
  Speaker 1: nor if you go down here running right man, amn
• 1:09:12
  Speaker 1: whole way a man something who rides mename just show
• 1:09:21
  Speaker 1: hope with that little Mexican boy man because I like
• 1:09:23
  Speaker 1: his ass ego. That's my dude right there. Okay, cool,
• 1:09:29
  Speaker 1: all right, I'm gonna run down, dude. What I'm gonna do.
• 1:09:32
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna run. I'm I'm gonta lay low. I'm gonna
• 1:09:34
  Speaker 1: I'm I'm gonna lay low. And then you know, I'm
• 1:09:38
  Speaker 1: gonna sneak up on the course. You know, don't nobody
• 1:09:40
  Speaker 1: know nothing about me? And I think, and I think,
• 1:09:44
  Speaker 1: I think I'm gonna be high. And then I'm gonna
• 1:09:46
  Speaker 1: turn that last corner and I'm gonna run their ass down.
• 1:09:51
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna go out why and then I'm gonna swing
• 1:09:53
  Speaker 1: back and I'm gonna run their ass down. Boy, my
• 1:09:56
  Speaker 1: black hairs gonna be I'm gonna be famous out of this,
• 1:10:00
  Speaker 1: ah Man, great race. All right, Thank you, Junior, and
• 1:10:05
  Speaker 1: thank you Steve as the winning horse. Which strike, Yeah,
• 1:10:10
  Speaker 1: rich Strike. Coming up at the top of the hour,
• 1:10:12
  Speaker 1: a woman has been arrested for stealthing. Will tell you
• 1:10:15
  Speaker 1: what that is. We'll talk about it right after this.
• 1:10:18
  Speaker 1: You're listening to show. A thirty nine year old woman
• 1:10:24
  Speaker 1: has been arrested for poking holes in her lover's condoms
• 1:10:29
  Speaker 1: in a sneaky attempt to get pregnant. Yeah, apparently this
• 1:10:34
  Speaker 1: is getting more and more common, and it's known as stealthing. Okay, stealthing,
• 1:10:39
  Speaker 1: remember that word. The couple had reportedly been in a
• 1:10:42
  Speaker 1: friends with benefits relationship since last year, and the man
• 1:10:47
  Speaker 1: didn't want anything more than a casual relationship, but she
• 1:10:50
  Speaker 1: wanted to get pregnant, so that's when she poked holes
• 1:10:53
  Speaker 1: in his condoms. She never got pregnant, but lied and
• 1:10:57
  Speaker 1: send him a message saying that she was pregnant and
• 1:11:00
  Speaker 1: admitted to tampering with his condoms. The forty two year
• 1:11:04
  Speaker 1: old man press charges and after considering a rape charge
• 1:11:08
  Speaker 1: for the female. The judge reduced her charge to sexual assault. Interesting,
• 1:11:15
  Speaker 1: serious story. You know, we hear that that happens a
• 1:11:18
  Speaker 1: lot of sexual assault. Yes, sexual assault. The judge considered
• 1:11:22
  Speaker 1: charging her with rape though, mm, yes, you're not gonna
• 1:11:28
  Speaker 1: be able. How are you able to get to somebody's
• 1:11:30
  Speaker 1: condom and they're not paying attention. It happens all the time,
• 1:11:34
  Speaker 1: all the time. It happens for a lot, but it does. See, Timmy,
• 1:11:38
  Speaker 1: they've been in a relationship for a while, so you
• 1:11:40
  Speaker 1: know he kind of trust them, trust them, Yeah, not
• 1:11:45
  Speaker 1: a last year. Yeah, you know, all they as I
• 1:11:48
  Speaker 1: break them, you know, they bring them in all like that.
• 1:11:51
  Speaker 1: I ain't got that problem, So I'm cool what they do.
• 1:11:54
  Speaker 1: I ain't got that problem. But that's cruel right there, man, Yeah,
• 1:11:58
  Speaker 1: it is, it is. It's been going on. Yeah, it's
• 1:12:02
  Speaker 1: been going on forever. There's some tricky women out there,
• 1:12:06
  Speaker 1: Me and me and some dogs, some bad guys out here.
• 1:12:09
  Speaker 1: But there's some bad women out here too, now. Yeah,
• 1:12:13
  Speaker 1: And you know they do it with athletes. That's where
• 1:12:15
  Speaker 1: you hear it the most. When they do it with
• 1:12:17
  Speaker 1: athletes to get babies so they can get child support.
• 1:12:20
  Speaker 1: And you know stuff like that. That's where you hear
• 1:12:22
  Speaker 1: the most. Ill tell you what you do it to me.
• 1:12:24
  Speaker 1: You're gonna get some more information. It's gonna be shocking.
• 1:12:28
  Speaker 1: What is that, junior? My baby got what? What's your head?
• 1:12:39
  Speaker 1: This baby? Youbody will prepare to stay at this hospital already?
• 1:12:47
  Speaker 1: Another with the baby? Oh, he'd be fine. Look at me?
• 1:12:52
  Speaker 1: My baby got what? Yeah? Yeah that's mine? Ye ain't
• 1:12:58
  Speaker 1: no nigga, you wanted a baby? I'm tall now that
• 1:13:08
  Speaker 1: ain't my grandfather. We gotta get out of this merger
• 1:13:11
  Speaker 1: room again. Who do you feel gonna be hot? Why
• 1:13:13
  Speaker 1: you ain't telling me you have stealthed me? You have?
• 1:13:22
  Speaker 1: Why you ain't telling me you stealthed me? No word? Alert?
• 1:13:31
  Speaker 1: Y got some bad new lord, don't got the wrong
• 1:13:38
  Speaker 1: one this time. Be careful what you wish for your
• 1:13:44
  Speaker 1: crying Right now, we got some more steps. Let's find
• 1:13:46
  Speaker 1: out how long he will get to live. They don't
• 1:13:49
  Speaker 1: give him my number, Yeah, they will give your number.
• 1:13:51
  Speaker 1: He told me I was goot to make your pass
• 1:13:53
  Speaker 1: a living. I'm here, ain't you here? By lord? Man?
• 1:13:57
  Speaker 1: I glad to know you. Yeah, but it's a message
• 1:14:01
  Speaker 1: for the guys though. The guys in the audience, of course,
• 1:14:05
  Speaker 1: to keep your condoms in your possessions at all times
• 1:14:09
  Speaker 1: because and when you through with it. Yeah, that's the
• 1:14:14
  Speaker 1: other thing. Yeah, public service. And when you get through
• 1:14:21
  Speaker 1: it and put it in your pocket or something, flush
• 1:14:25
  Speaker 1: flush until you see it go all the way away.
• 1:14:27
  Speaker 1: Don't don't walk away White. Wait, yes, people know some
• 1:14:38
  Speaker 1: trickery going on out here. Never heard of my life.
• 1:14:44
  Speaker 1: It is happening. We'll say it one more time, Junior,
• 1:14:46
  Speaker 1: don't what you I ain't know. Why ain't you telling
• 1:14:48
  Speaker 1: me you were stealthing me? Alright, so don't say you
• 1:14:55
  Speaker 1: didn't know, because we have told you on the Steve
• 1:14:57
  Speaker 1: Harvey Morning Show. Okay, coming up in twenty minutes after
• 1:15:01
  Speaker 1: we'll have more of the Steve Harvey Morning Show. Right
• 1:15:04
  Speaker 1: after this. You're listening to the Stave Harvey Morning Show. Well,
• 1:15:10
  Speaker 1: Ferrari is very strict about who can own their cars,
• 1:15:13
  Speaker 1: and they do not allow the owners to mistreat those cars.
• 1:15:18
  Speaker 1: So that's why Ferrari has blacklisted, blacklisted Justin Bieber. Justin
• 1:15:23
  Speaker 1: Bieber got the brand's attention after he violated the brand's
• 1:15:27
  Speaker 1: ownership contract by custom painting is white Ferrari four fifty
• 1:15:31
  Speaker 1: eight Italia and Exotic Neon Blue pictured that A published
• 1:15:36
  Speaker 1: report from Italy stated that Bieber violated the Code of
• 1:15:39
  Speaker 1: Conduct by adding aftermarket rims and ruin the car's esthetic
• 1:15:44
  Speaker 1: by modifying the car with ugly flared fenders. Therefore, Justin
• 1:15:50
  Speaker 1: Bieber is banned from ever purchasing another Ferrari. Ever, Oh,
• 1:15:58
  Speaker 1: that's not gonna stop anything. That he can buy whatever
• 1:16:01
  Speaker 1: you want to buy. He has somebody to buy the
• 1:16:03
  Speaker 1: car for it matter, get it in someone else's name.
• 1:16:09
  Speaker 1: I would buy ten of them if I do you?
• 1:16:14
  Speaker 1: I mean, have you ever sound signed an owner's uh manuals?
• 1:16:19
  Speaker 1: I mean not an owner's manual, but an owner's contract
• 1:16:22
  Speaker 1: not to change your cars? Tell me nothing to do
• 1:16:24
  Speaker 1: with my carr. I wish, but you know I don't.
• 1:16:32
  Speaker 1: I don't really do I don't. I don't really I don't.
• 1:16:35
  Speaker 1: I buy what I want. I don't modify nothing. You know,
• 1:16:39
  Speaker 1: I don't even put rims on my cars. Wait, you
• 1:16:44
  Speaker 1: know Ferrari for you, Justin Bieberg. All right, we'll have
• 1:16:47
  Speaker 1: more of the Steve Harvey Morning Show coming up at
• 1:16:49
  Speaker 1: thirty three minutes after we'll play a round it would
• 1:16:51
  Speaker 1: you rather right after this? You're listening to show time
• 1:16:56
  Speaker 1: for Would you rather guys here we go? Would you
• 1:17:00
  Speaker 1: rather live on Gilligan's Island or would you rather live
• 1:17:04
  Speaker 1: on Fantasy Island? Well, you know, when I was young, Yeah,
• 1:17:09
  Speaker 1: I can't be on that Ginger Man and Ginger. I
• 1:17:15
  Speaker 1: loved Ginger, I love I wanted to be Ginger. I
• 1:17:19
  Speaker 1: wanted to be Ginger the movie star. I wanted to
• 1:17:23
  Speaker 1: be are all right, Uh, would you rather do cartwheels
• 1:17:27
  Speaker 1: when you get aroused? Or would you rather sneezed uncontrollably?
• 1:17:33
  Speaker 1: I can't be flipping all around one something. I can't
• 1:17:41
  Speaker 1: do it. I had to go and try that car wheel.
• 1:17:43
  Speaker 1: I can't be sneezing all. I'm put my mask on.
• 1:17:49
  Speaker 1: She gonna have to take the sneeze, but uncontrollable sneezing. Yeah,
• 1:17:54
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna get this car. We are allowed to wait. Yeah,
• 1:17:58
  Speaker 1: it ain't gonna look good. No way. When the last
• 1:18:01
  Speaker 1: time you did a cart wheel though? Who? Probably about
• 1:18:06
  Speaker 1: who by leven when it stopped right there? Yeah, it's
• 1:18:13
  Speaker 1: probably about probably about fifty four years ago. This is
• 1:18:19
  Speaker 1: farther away you get from the ground that's scarier it
• 1:18:21
  Speaker 1: is man, yeah, gymnast or something. Yeah, OK, all right,
• 1:18:26
  Speaker 1: Would you rather get caught stealing? Or would you rather
• 1:18:30
  Speaker 1: get caught I didn't even get to fetish. Well, that's
• 1:18:35
  Speaker 1: already happened, so I know how to deal with that.
• 1:18:37
  Speaker 1: I don't know what be is, but I already know
• 1:18:42
  Speaker 1: how to deal with ace. So oh, it's something you
• 1:18:45
  Speaker 1: really know how to deal with. Would you rather get
• 1:18:47
  Speaker 1: caught stealing or get caught lying? Yeah, you're gonna catch
• 1:18:53
  Speaker 1: me steal, and that catching me lying could cost me
• 1:18:56
  Speaker 1: way more than some money. Uh huh. You ain't about
• 1:19:02
  Speaker 1: lots of things my way more than you tell us
• 1:19:06
  Speaker 1: about the hot water car girl all the time. I
• 1:19:10
  Speaker 1: don't know what how much more I could tell you.
• 1:19:17
  Speaker 1: I'll tell you every damn time. I'm telling you right now.
• 1:19:23
  Speaker 1: There's a chance, strong possibility that I'm not gonna tell
• 1:19:28
  Speaker 1: you the truth. So just go with that, know that
• 1:19:32
  Speaker 1: going in exactly all right? Unbelievable? All right? Would you
• 1:19:39
  Speaker 1: would you rather forget all of your passwords? Or would
• 1:19:43
  Speaker 1: you rather forget your anniversary? The hell pass You can't
• 1:19:47
  Speaker 1: forget your annivers man? The hell with them passwords? All
• 1:19:52
  Speaker 1: of them? Yeah, all of them. We'll get that back.
• 1:19:56
  Speaker 1: Get your link. They got a button. See it's for
• 1:20:00
  Speaker 1: good password. Yeah, get a whole new one. Huh. All right,
• 1:20:09
  Speaker 1: thank you. That's today's rounded. Would you rather thank you? Guys?
• 1:20:12
  Speaker 1: Coming up, it is our last break of the day,
• 1:20:15
  Speaker 1: and we'll be back to close out the show with
• 1:20:17
  Speaker 1: the one and only Steve Harvey right after this you're
• 1:20:20
  Speaker 1: listening show. All right, guys, here we are our last
• 1:20:25
  Speaker 1: break on the of the day on this Monday. It's
• 1:20:27
  Speaker 1: been a good Monday. It seems like this morning went
• 1:20:30
  Speaker 1: by rather quickly. Huh yeah, yeah, good Monday, very good Monday. Monday,
• 1:20:37
  Speaker 1: yesterday restaurant he yes, yeah, yeah, Well they should be
• 1:20:43
  Speaker 1: on Mother's Day, you know they should be unless you're
• 1:20:47
  Speaker 1: at home cooking. Yeah, y'all, just move Father's Day to Saturday.
• 1:21:01
  Speaker 1: Give us a damn shot at something playing with us.
• 1:21:07
  Speaker 1: Father's Day shouldn't even be a Sunday. For what make
• 1:21:11
  Speaker 1: Father's Day on sad? Give me a chance to make
• 1:21:15
  Speaker 1: me thank you tried something. I mean, I understand I
• 1:21:20
  Speaker 1: didn't grow up with with the dad. My dad died
• 1:21:22
  Speaker 1: when I was a year old, so it never meant
• 1:21:25
  Speaker 1: that much to me, so it ain't. It don't mean
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  Speaker 1: nothing to him now. And because I remember as a kid,
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  Speaker 1: I didn't tell my dad Father's at like after five.
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  Speaker 1: I forgot. Yeah it's over. Ain't no damner schedule, Ain't no,
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  Speaker 1: ain't no. That's time. I want to ask you guys,
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  Speaker 1: if you could have an ideal Father's Day, what would
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  Speaker 1: it be? I know you're not a dad yet, junior,
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  Speaker 1: but you raised your nephews. What what would you like?
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  Speaker 1: Everybody weighed on me, everybody's served me in some capacity.
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  Speaker 1: Go get my cigar, you go get the light and
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  Speaker 1: you cut it. You hand it to me. You opened
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  Speaker 1: up that grill, you lay that meat on. Now you start.
• 1:22:18
  Speaker 1: I'm sitting now being can you cut that TV on?
• 1:22:23
  Speaker 1: Time me to go to bathroom, bringing bathroom out here,
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  Speaker 1: So you ask me what I wanted? Y'all want everything.
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  Speaker 1: Y'all gifts, flowers, Margie got laid out again. Yeah again. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: that's what we want, and that's what we want, and
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  Speaker 1: we have to shout out. Our families did the same
• 1:22:45
  Speaker 1: thing yesterday. Thank you, thank you, thank you, thanking. What
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  Speaker 1: about your do you? What do you want? I want
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  Speaker 1: a big gigantic bowl of ice cream for sure. That's
• 1:22:57
  Speaker 1: that's bursting for Gotta have some barby, you gotta have
• 1:23:01
  Speaker 1: some lobster caviards in on list. What else? Yeah? I
• 1:23:05
  Speaker 1: see how everything we want is within grasping easy to do.
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  Speaker 1: He do want a bigger head, bowles creep. He needs
• 1:23:13
  Speaker 1: something peptoe and I want I don't want your belly.
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  Speaker 1: I want to Well, I don't know how to ask
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  Speaker 1: for it. Okay, just say it. I want a life membership.
• 1:23:32
  Speaker 1: Uh it's well, it's in Atlanta. Let me just see
• 1:23:38
  Speaker 1: it like that. But I just want a life membership
• 1:23:40
  Speaker 1: to a gym or something. So like a gym, what
• 1:23:43
  Speaker 1: to church? I mean, what what are you saying? What
• 1:23:46
  Speaker 1: are you saying? A life member country club? Yeah, it's
• 1:23:51
  Speaker 1: kind of like a country club. Yeah, like a country clubs.
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  Speaker 1: I don't know if you're talking about oh, oh, you know,
• 1:24:00
  Speaker 1: talking about any questions guys, any questions because well I
• 1:24:06
  Speaker 1: did ask you that question about Father's Day. Yeah, so yeah,
• 1:24:10
  Speaker 1: any other questions guys. You have a big family. See,
• 1:24:14
  Speaker 1: so what do you do when no one else is around?
• 1:24:17
  Speaker 1: How do you just chill out? What do you do things?
• 1:24:20
  Speaker 1: I really do enjoy being quiet, do you? I mean?
• 1:24:24
  Speaker 1: I really really enjoy being quiet, man, Because you got
• 1:24:28
  Speaker 1: to look at all my jobs. I'm I'm the person
• 1:24:31
  Speaker 1: that's talking. We come here, we talk. I go to
• 1:24:36
  Speaker 1: family few. I do all the talking, all of it.
• 1:24:42
  Speaker 1: All day. I'm on my feet, back and forth. I'm
• 1:24:44
  Speaker 1: talking to people I know from day before. I'm talking
• 1:24:47
  Speaker 1: to people I never met. I'm talking all day. I'm
• 1:24:51
  Speaker 1: on the phone. Make a decision. My life. Don't stop
• 1:24:54
  Speaker 1: just because I'm at work. And then you know, I
• 1:24:57
  Speaker 1: got I got my lawyer that works with me. You know,
• 1:24:59
  Speaker 1: they ask give me questions throughout the day. Every commercial
• 1:25:02
  Speaker 1: break is a decision to make. You know, I very
• 1:25:05
  Speaker 1: rarely sold my lunch. What I started doing is I've
• 1:25:07
  Speaker 1: said no meetings on my lunch breaks from now and
• 1:25:10
  Speaker 1: I try to take a little power nap on my
• 1:25:12
  Speaker 1: lunch to get some of my energy back that I
• 1:25:14
  Speaker 1: expand throughout the day. So when I get a chance
• 1:25:18
  Speaker 1: of a big family, I just try to be by
• 1:25:19
  Speaker 1: myself and be quiet. You know, that's an important man,
• 1:25:22
  Speaker 1: so I can get some of me back. Because when
• 1:25:25
  Speaker 1: you're in an entertainment Yeah, when you're in an entertainment business,
• 1:25:28
  Speaker 1: you give a lot of energy to people. The only
• 1:25:31
  Speaker 1: way to get it back is to be be alone.
• 1:25:34
  Speaker 1: You can't get it back from other people because everybody
• 1:25:38
  Speaker 1: in your life requires up and energy from you. Yeah,
• 1:25:44
  Speaker 1: it's like recharging. Yeah, so that's cool. I enjoy that
• 1:25:50
  Speaker 1: right there, priority I like it. Yeah. And do you
• 1:25:57
  Speaker 1: feel obligated when you're around people to entertain them? At work?
• 1:26:04
  Speaker 1: I do, But off work I don't. But but people
• 1:26:08
  Speaker 1: sit there when they meet you in anticipation of the
• 1:26:11
  Speaker 1: TV personality by present, and when it's not the kind
• 1:26:15
  Speaker 1: of disappointed, I feel bad for him too, but not
• 1:26:19
  Speaker 1: that bad. That's all I do is feel bad for Hey. Listen, y'all,
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