Latest / No Latency / S2E25 - Cave Rave
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- 0:02Last time on no latency, I can say that in order to do a safe
- 0:06landing, you had to jettison one of the parts that actually makes
- 0:10sense. We kill him now or later we're
- 0:12not going to kill him. Does this ship have a black box?
- 0:15You got this retro, we have to do a spacewalk and then we get
- 0:20in the pot. And we rescue retro is going to
- 0:24be a tough one with three minutes to spare.
- 0:27Oh God, you did it so happy to be on land back in the Pod, back
- 0:30in the Pod in the pot, we go. Oh no man, who would have
- 0:34thought that we would crash land right next to the bad leg?
- 0:37Hey, with the bad lambaste, sauce fall, from the sky and
- 0:40came here looking for a little snack.
- 0:41Maybe it's God just playing an infinite joke because we just
- 0:44practically shit across the sky. So we have to kill this thing.
- 0:47I was thinking maybe we take it for a ride.
- 1:00All right. Who's gonna help me?
- 1:01You grapple this thing with the ship?
- 1:04Iona, I know you want to do it. I see in your eyes.
- 1:07Yes, I mean that's probably the best way for us to move the
- 1:10vehicle but looking around GM. Do I see?
- 1:16Is there like Landing tires that we haven't destroyed?
- 1:21There is landing gear but you did not activate it.
- 1:23When you landed speed have two people bleep people and pressing
- 1:28buttons. I'm checking Checking if it fit
- 1:40the animals, very angry. Alright, I own it growling
- 1:43outside I'll do the shooting you do the scoot.
- 1:48All right we aren't we are kind of safe in here.
- 1:50We have time to like work it out but it's big and scary.
- 1:53I think you would make for a great Steed and it you know, or
- 1:57I guess be more of like a It's kind of like we're the sled and
- 2:02it's the dog. Are you talking about the
- 2:05Iditarod? I am?
- 2:07Yes. Okay, well we have medicine.
- 2:11We need to get those six children have.
- 2:12We're gonna do it. We're gonna do it by grappling
- 2:15this big, ol monster, where we like this to Diagnostics report.
- 2:30Error error. We return quickly.
- 2:32Build story is obstructed and see.
- 2:35Space maintenance is advised the support provider Wings.
- 2:38Undamaged wider wings are functional capacity support
- 2:42gravel operational grapple is a functional capacity.
- 2:45Report Radio operational did your tunes on radio is a
- 2:50functional capacity to support complete maintenance required.
- 2:54Please report any debt employees in HR and report it does say on
- 2:58the screen. Three out of four cup holders so
- 3:02intact. Oh no, my drink.
- 3:08All right. Well so I guess the best way to
- 3:11do it Jeb is for you to just shoot that damn thing and I'll
- 3:15pull out the wheels and see if we can't get some air.
- 3:17All right. Shut up.
- 3:19Give me almost gun. Clever girl, the Badland Beast
- 3:27smashes itself against the side of the shuttle and you all feel
- 3:30it shudder and actually fuck me. Well it's not in front of the
- 3:35vehicle. How we're going to shoot it.
- 3:37And we get it didn't I got an idea.
- 3:42Whoa! Okay, retro doc.
- 3:44Get out and push push. I'll do the shoot and you're
- 3:49stronger than me. You push and pull down on the
- 3:54one with the Cyber Lake. Yeah, scuze me strength is like
- 3:57my thing now. Oh thanks.
- 4:00Yeah, for a moment there. I thought that I was the
- 4:02strongest one of the group but no you're right.
- 4:04It's definitely a strong. Pretty strong.
- 4:08I work out. All right.
- 4:10Me and then Del I can get out and push, don't get out of the
- 4:13vehicle. A wild animal that has a knife
- 4:18in its head with a splitting headache, running into the
- 4:21vehicle. So retro, I think I think baby
- 4:23was joking. Haha, that's funny.
- 4:26Even though do we have an okay he's all right, typically jokes
- 4:31are fun but not at this time. Do we have any boosters laughed?
- 4:34And can we can we like do a little Scoot to do and and
- 4:38rotate it around is is let me check the boosters, don't see
- 4:45any, okay, let me taste see if I can finagle something.
- 4:51There's not like a like a moon roof or anything on this.
- 4:54Is there like a less sunroof? That's a sunroof but for
- 4:59serious. Yeah, yeah.
- 5:01Remember use a star roof if you will on the front of the little
- 5:06space. It pod is a big open,
- 5:10bulletproof, 4 inch thick window.
- 5:13So what you're looking at is a little distorted, but you can
- 5:15pretty much see around me. Did you find anything?
- 5:18Yeah, I've gone ahead and you know, popped open the console
- 5:24and I'm going to start just splicing some wires, you know,
- 5:27kind of like hotwire a car and see if I can test the Retro
- 5:33boosters. He find the connections
- 5:35underneath the panel. For the Retro boosters and you
- 5:39jerry-rigged it into the controls for the thrusters
- 5:42giving you a tiny bit of turning.
- 5:46Okay, I'm going to go ahead and read jerry-rigged all of that to
- 5:51the main console, Iona can pilot it somewhat so we can Boot Scoot
- 5:58Boogie, a little bit, not by much.
- 6:00You have enough power to turn and shoot that's all we need.
- 6:06This timings gotta Perfect. We need something to distract
- 6:09it, though. What do we have to distract it?
- 6:13I don't think there's time for a distraction.
- 6:15I honestly think that we just push a blaster and shoot ya.
- 6:21Really. I thought maybe we could have
- 6:23come in handy at some point in time.
- 6:25That's really smart. Like I could like start waving
- 6:28it and you know what? Ignore me.
- 6:34That's a great idea. I do think I do think the GM
- 6:44said it was part can. It's better than my idea?
- 6:48I was just going to cut off Jeb's hand and throw it out.
- 6:53I think that you're out of his way better VV there.
- 6:56Doc, we grow it back, right? I only more.
- 7:00I take my flashlight out and find, don't think they heard you
- 7:04died. Would think that would be
- 7:05surprising if you didn't know that.
- 7:06Let's go. And and I take my flashlight and
- 7:12and waving around like, at like a laser pointer for a cat.
- 7:15Amazing. Yes, amazing inspiration.
- 7:18Laser pointer for Cat Beast. I love that.
- 7:21So, yes, is the answer. Roll me something be creative.
- 7:29Let's see, what do we got here? Paint draw, sculpt products.
- 7:39You managed to stop, the Badlands beast from smashing
- 7:43itself against the side of the vehicle.
- 7:45And you see it run out towards where the light is getting a
- 7:48little distracted, following the beam and looking directly at
- 7:53you, or at quite On Target, though, I owner, after shift,
- 7:57shift, shift shift, I should have to shift left shift it.
- 8:01Shift is now a lot easier because of what being
- 8:04interested. Well, oh, Whoa, we're gonna grab
- 8:14hold of the controls, turn on the Retro booster, and you feel
- 8:19vehicle skirt itself around. Tuck, it's slide slightly to the
- 8:24left. You turn.
- 8:26Look at Jeb. Say let's go time, Cowboy, I
- 8:29act. Yeah, Bang and I.
- 8:31Okay. So here's the thing.
- 8:32Heavy weapons. Is the thing that makes the most
- 8:35sense is that I suck at it, but I am I am a man of integrity and
- 8:39I play by the rules. So I'm going to add luck which
- 8:45please remind me how that works again.
- 8:46You just you just say I'm using luck yam you can use as many as
- 8:50you want and you add Plus for like views for use plus 4.
- 8:53Okay. So you it adds to the total
- 8:56amount that you use. Yes.it, I'm going to be spent
- 8:58for of MI6. Here we go.
- 9:01Holy shit in the crits. Grapple hook.
- 9:05Supplies pasta, Badlands. You can be so cool.
- 9:08Planks off a rock hits, a derelict car and wraps itself
- 9:13around the Beast, as the Beast looks at you.
- 9:17The grapple muzzles, the animal, the grapple hook has become a
- 9:21muzzle on this beast and it tries to wrench itself, free of
- 9:26this turning around and running. All of a sudden you are all
- 9:30jolted forward. You playing for words.
- 9:38Now, this Beast is running and you're like, kiting up slowly as
- 9:44the wings. Take a little bit of flight.
- 9:46This Beast is really strong. Whoa, she's bucking.
- 9:50And it's running across the bandler.
- 9:52He's now girl. Whoo, you gotta hang over there.
- 9:55I own. I'm not.
- 9:56I'm doing my best. I are we cutting off of the
- 9:59Beast. We're about to Iona.
- 10:04Just as you put your hand over the release for the grappling
- 10:08hook, you get a message or text in the middle of Highly
- 10:15education. Can check my time.
- 10:21Iona, it's from management. Oh, oh no.
- 10:26Those are always scary. Let me zoom in on this because I
- 10:29can't see it very well. There was a text translation was
- 10:32not a, we need to talk to someone.
- 10:34I'm leaving to take the wheel. I'm now making sure I Buckle in.
- 10:44I take the wheel. And should we should we Buckle
- 10:47in? I'm gonna guess, everybody.
- 10:48Everybody seatbelts I match, I'm in charge.
- 10:51Now, seatbelts, you only have to hold it steady.
- 10:56Okay, I'm holding it steady confidently.
- 11:01That's good, baby, you got this going on.
- 11:04Iona, should we just hit eject? Should we?
- 11:07Oh sorry. Shit playing with the gliding
- 11:19and the Beast jumps over something.
- 11:21And you do like a little wiggle move, it's classified.
- 11:25Wow! It's like a rollercoaster that's
- 11:27fun. I'm just going to read this out
- 11:29loud because my reading comprehension in my head is very
- 11:32bad intelligence suggests that you may have been in contact
- 11:35with subject 38 otherwise known as the Badland beasts.
- 11:38This project. Got out of hand terminate the
- 11:40subject. The lab is buried.
- 11:41We need it. Wiped cads news, has been
- 11:43approved. If you don't remember, that's
- 11:44the system to that. We use to explode, the lab and
- 11:48condensed it into a small thing. I wasn't there called in an air
- 11:52strike on the Badlands Beast. I think that done.
- 11:56Oh, I'm not done, but Phoebe, I'm just explaining that to you
- 11:58because we have done this before.
- 12:01Get help from the caretaker seven.
- 12:03Do I know who that is? No.
- 12:05Okay, the subject is violent and regenerative it can biomass Mesh
- 12:09with some technologies and Alloys caution is advised BV,
- 12:13note that do not retrieve samples.
- 12:15She's dropping, I'll write it down.
- 12:22Did not retrieve samples. This products backup is already
- 12:25procured burn. Everything management note, do
- 12:28it but any of the shit out, go nuclear, don't fuck this up.
- 12:31Iona, your review is coming up. I'll fuck.
- 12:33Oh my God. Wait you said it out loud?
- 12:36Yes. Yes.
- 12:36I was just reading the whole thing because I think my reading
- 12:39Brandon is not very good. When I read in my head a lot
- 12:41better than mine. I don't do that.
- 12:44You can read the second grade level in proud of.
- 12:47Okay, so we cannot just eject from the beasts because
- 12:52obviously we need it killed and we have to find the lab.
- 12:57So we are they calling a strike to kill it or do they want us to
- 13:00kill it? They want us to kill it and we
- 13:03blow up the lab the same way. We blew up the other lab I am.
- 13:07See, I kind of had us soft spot for this for the girl.
- 13:12She's a sweetheart and, you know, she's just doing her best
- 13:16leaving her best life out here in the Badlands.
- 13:17I didn't know. She was really bothering to many
- 13:20people than the rate. Every once in awhile were a few
- 13:24dozen people get eaten. But, you know, she's just, it's
- 13:27part of nature. Just just the ecosystem, you
- 13:30know, we extract you, let loose a bionic Beast.
- 13:32That is definitely not part of the original ecosystem.
- 13:35And now, it just creates a territory that every other
- 13:38people are now having to be, About.
- 13:39Well what is you know, everything's natural, think
- 13:42about it. It is not natural.
- 13:46My tongue on that it's definitely not natural.
- 13:50I don't think it it's biotechnical made and I don't
- 13:53know I just kind of thought that maybe we could like turn it into
- 13:56a pet or something. I mean it did seem like it could
- 13:58be domesticated pleased with the you know what?
- 14:01I'm not we're not growing an attachment anymore.
- 14:04We have a job to do. I just thought I just thought
- 14:07maybe you really don't. At home.
- 14:09Do we need another pet in the party won't?
- 14:12Listen, you don't tell slow means, but I feel like I'm my
- 14:15heart is ready and has some open room for another pay.
- 14:18It go outside. So alone is like, literally
- 14:20outside. I don't know, I'm using Jeb, get
- 14:26out of the vehicle. Domesticate York at Buffalo.
- 14:32You the Beast takes a left, turn around a rock and part of the
- 14:36grapple gets caught on it and the ships.
- 14:39Slides to the right. I think it's headed somewhere
- 14:45back to its home a probably back to the last got babies is it?
- 14:49We could save the babies kill the mama.
- 14:51You know, I think really bad. What men do?
- 14:55What if that's the baby? We were all alone.
- 14:58Hold on. Okay, this is this is the GM.
- 15:00Tried to tell us that this is the baby.
- 15:02I'm very upset. First of all, I don't think we
- 15:09know what the gender of this animal.
- 15:11Is it first to we for sure. Don't know if it is already
- 15:14procreated. Third, fuck you.
- 15:18I thought you said this is hold on but but I on didn't you say
- 15:22that? This is a biotechnical project
- 15:24if yes. Which means that there is most
- 15:26likely more than one question. Mark.
- 15:30Damn it. But they only need is to kill
- 15:31this one. It does just say, I mean it does
- 15:35just a subject 38 otherwise known as the Oz Beast.
- 15:39So just reuse this one, but we have to go to the lab and blow
- 15:42that up. So, last time we were in a lab,
- 15:45it wasn't just one creature, and that one now was it I mean, the
- 15:51Beast takes a deep left turn this time doing the opposite.
- 15:55And you also look, I don't have my apartment manager to save us
- 16:02in this one. Alright.
- 16:03So like we're going to be kind of screwed.
- 16:05Don't worry. I'll take care of you.
- 16:07There's another nine there though I'm gonna kick it.
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- 16:59this thing, are we nuke on it? And it says go nuclear.
- 17:03The be snags itself into a little Ravine and now you can't
- 17:08see it. You can just see a rope into
- 17:11this long Rocky Channel as you Clyde above it.
- 17:17It did it break free? We're still going forwards.
- 17:20And now, we're also being dragged.
- 17:24So we're just gonna like, what is it?
- 17:28Hang back until we hope it gets back to the lab, then I'm
- 17:30guessing because if we kill it, now we don't know where the lab
- 17:34is. I think it's a good idea.
- 17:37Yes. Follow it to wherever it's taken
- 17:39us, then decide them Viv. You're doing a great job
- 17:43piloting. Thank you guys, then Del looks
- 17:47rather Panic outside. The front window glass and a
- 17:52tail. The Ravine ends.
- 17:55What happens to the right? If we how does well?
- 18:01It's got to go somewhere rat. Wait, I'm sorry.
- 18:04Do you mean is it going underground?
- 18:07It looks like it's going underground.
- 18:09So if we're attached to the piece and it's going
- 18:10underground, where did it go? Let it go.
- 18:12Let it go. We follow it no more.
- 18:17Let's go of the Scrapbook. Um why don't we tracked it in?
- 18:20And then we use ourselves like a dive bombing missile and destroy
- 18:22the Beast the same time. You haven't killed with that.
- 18:26Would that kill us also? Yes, detach from the Beast.
- 18:33Fine. Let's go.
- 18:37And you continue gliding and Below.
- 18:40You. The Ravine comes to a close.
- 18:42You start flying forward. You are losing inertia and BB is
- 18:46fine. I'm fine.
- 18:49Because down take us down. I'll do a barrel roll, I'll do
- 18:53it. I believe in you I'm going to
- 18:56I'm actually going to stand behind VV.
- 18:58I'm going to unbuckle and stand behind me.
- 19:00Be I'm doing it. It's working lying down.
- 19:12You do a little pirouette and managed to kick the landing gear
- 19:18at just the right moment making the vehicle park, just what the
- 19:21flight vehicle little judder is you land.
- 19:24You will kind of jump into the ground and half the Rope has
- 19:28flicked itself over and it's smacks the front of the vehicle.
- 19:32And then lays on the ground, the Beast has detached itself from
- 19:37the Rope. All right?
- 19:44So we just have to go down. It's a, get out and follow it.
- 19:47Yeah, get out and go down and manual or on our feet on our
- 19:51feets. All right.
- 19:54Yeah, well we've safely landed. So let's I guess get down.
- 19:59Should we get out of the space suits?
- 20:01Yeah I guess you don't need these anymore.
- 20:03I like mine. I think I look but you do.
- 20:04Look cool though they really do. Look cool.
- 20:08We can't doesn't have a show-off buttons.
- 20:09I am so many years. I mean we definitely should take
- 20:14pieces of the ship to keep karev Ernie on, why don't we use the
- 20:18neon? That's cool.
- 20:20It's got RGB. Oh my gosh.
- 20:23Oh cool. Things have RGB.
- 20:27I'm just going to take my suit and I'm gonna put it in my
- 20:29backpack. It could fit.
- 20:30Yes I want to take. Yeah I want to take a panel of
- 20:34like a small piece of a panel off of the ship as a souvenir.
- 20:40You have written a be intact. This is this.
- 20:43This is what I will remember. We went to space in this.
- 20:47Everybody take a souvenir. Are there any supplies in the
- 20:50Pod? Yeah, I'd like to scavenge 16.
- 20:54Yes, appreciation. You find some rations, a health
- 21:00hypo and a battery. I got some rations.
- 21:08Health hypo. Hmm, I want to give it to Vivi,
- 21:12but I don't know if it would be good for one of us to have it in
- 21:15case. Something happens to be not as a
- 21:18good idea, you think something's gonna happen to me nothing's
- 21:21gonna happen to you. He's kidding, right.
- 21:23It to me. No, it's fair.
- 21:25Somebody else should take it. I do have my own set of typos,
- 21:28and just in case we get separated, not something
- 21:31happened to me. You can administer it.
- 21:34That's better. I like that and worse.
- 21:35If something happened to you and we got separated.
- 21:41Oh yeah, no, I hand over the hypo to Ayanna.
- 21:43Thank you. But I'm holding on to that
- 21:45battery. I'm going to take one of the
- 21:51oxygen tanks off of the Try stuff that in my bag.
- 21:57Okay. I think we should all take our
- 21:58space suits. That might be a good idea.
- 22:00I'm going to keep mine in my bag around keyboard.
- 22:03Yes, that keyboard, but we can't take that.
- 22:06So we'll have to leave that here.
- 22:09Yeah, play with it while. We're here.
- 22:10That's a good idea. Well I guess we'll just pop the
- 22:15top get up and yeah you already know but let's just do it.
- 22:23Raise our Eddie I have an uneasy sense of dread right now.
- 22:27The door looks out and slide upwards and the Winds of the
- 22:32desert surround you. It's dusty, it's getting near
- 22:36dark and you can see the edge of the Ravine over the front of the
- 22:41ship. So who's going first, anybody
- 22:48got any experience but Lankan you jab.
- 22:53I mean I wasn't gonna come out and say it but I do come
- 22:57prepared and I bring up my grapple gun and I say follow me
- 23:04and I repel down. Great jab.
- 23:06How are you feeling it again? The hook up here, we could climb
- 23:12down, but He went down on his own again.
- 23:15Do we like attach ourselves like a to a thing and then go down so
- 23:20I can case a carabiner here somewhere.
- 23:22Yeah thanks okay. Probably like probably make
- 23:26something up real quick. Using parts from the ship.
- 23:30Yeah. If we use some of the rope from
- 23:32the ship, how does this good idea starts helping by picking
- 23:36up the rope and put bringing it to you retro York.
- 23:40Oh yeah, you hear all the 24 on fabricate when I do is that I
- 23:47use several ball bearings that are inside as well as a few
- 23:51panel Rolling Wheels that they have in their connecting inside
- 23:56of a smell hand grip that you have for the doors connecting
- 24:01those together. So that way you can click onto a
- 24:05metal rope or some kind of, you know, the sending device and
- 24:09using the lever on the doors locked open.
- 24:12It makes it as a partial break, that you can use to slide down.
- 24:16No vote. Then, thanks retro still suggest
- 24:20that you cross your feet over the top just to make sure that
- 24:22you can, you know, descend properly, it's pretty far.
- 24:27How about farming crops it's about 500 feet?
- 24:30That's pretty far double. Check on something real quick.
- 24:33I don't think I have 500 feet. What do you mean My Graph will
- 24:36know? You got the right from this
- 24:37patient? Yeah, I was going to use my hand
- 24:38to just descend down. But I don't think I can.
- 24:42Alright. Hey guys, just remember when
- 24:46you're repellent, you never let go of the brake hangs.
- 24:49All right. Do y'all hear something up?
- 24:51I just hear moaning coming from down below as if we have, we
- 24:56have radios. I don't know.
- 25:00All right about that folks. I really didn't hear me Rumble.
- 25:06The background. You know, I can't hear you when
- 25:15you whisper through this thing, right?
- 25:18Sorry, I think I think we can just we can Rappel down now
- 25:25because of the Retros. Creating his cool thing that he
- 25:27made. Yes.
- 25:28Who would like to go first me. Okay.
- 25:30Byron. Because I trust my I trust my
- 25:34machine that much follow right after you all jump down, get
- 25:39down. Thanks to Guys create no one,
- 25:41has any issues whatsoever? Yeah.
- 25:43Make it down to the entrance to the cave, the key of one game.
- 25:53What do I notice about the caves in front of you?
- 25:55Is the opening to a cave and there are two directions to go
- 25:59left and right you can hear dripping and echoing.
- 26:04The floor is Dusty but also dank as there's groundwater seeping
- 26:10through some of the Rocks. It's smells down here.
- 26:14It smells like death and that's why smells bank receipt.
- 26:18And I'll scope, oh my gosh, I see should have kept the hood of
- 26:23the suit on. Yeah.
- 26:26That doesn't smell great. You still have that oxygen mask.
- 26:29I have an oxygen mask, and I have an oxygen tank.
- 26:33That's incredible. You're still wearing the
- 26:35spacesuit. Know we all took them off, okay,
- 26:38but you just happen to have another oxygen tank in oxygen
- 26:41mask. No, I took the oxygen tank after
- 26:44the suit and I have an oxygen mask from before we took off on
- 26:49the actual spaceship genius. I'm going to put that on.
- 26:53Yeah, you do not have to sanitize.
- 26:58Thank you. Hmm, probably need some light in
- 27:01here baby. So which way do we go by?
- 27:06Can't see it Vivi, do you have that flashlight?
- 27:08Oh yes, she's upstairs. Just just kidding.
- 27:19I was just making life harder for us.
- 27:21Listening about this because last time we used a flashlight,
- 27:24it was kind of a way to get its attention.
- 27:28Yeah, you could make it the Spread Way and then it won't be.
- 27:32You know what else? Yes, I have heard off laser
- 27:34boat. Yeah.
- 27:35Can I turn up the brightness on my face?
- 27:39Yes, that helped also going to turn on my hair.
- 27:42I asked the cave is flipped by RGB like that.
- 27:49The real hotels, do you have VD I have glow paint and it's like
- 27:54that one, where it's like if you put it on, it's like in the
- 27:56dark. It's like kind of like UV
- 27:59activated fucking grave down here, just put a little, just
- 28:10put a little on our like, face or asan, like our skin or
- 28:13something, just so we can, you know, Mark each other.
- 28:18My hair was Going vendors, like gloves.
- 28:21This is true for all wearing. Freaking some athletes
- 28:24cyberware. I am clad, in Earth Tones.
- 28:29I've been I've just put a couple hand prints just shit on jab.
- 28:33I'm gonna nicely decorate Jeb's jacket with like a pattern of
- 28:38Little Flower. Yeah.
- 28:42Yeah. And then his hat.
- 28:44I'm just going to put a little. Yes, smiley face on the hat.
- 28:47All right, now we need Don't you appreciate that?
- 28:50Now we can all see each other. In case, something again, case
- 28:53something happens. We all see each other have
- 28:56indicators BB. I had an idea how much extra
- 29:01paint do you have. I have like a whole mini tube
- 29:05here. Maybe, maybe we should try to
- 29:08Hansel and Gretel this a little bit and maybe make some paint
- 29:11marks. So we know how to get out of our
- 29:14car tracks. Yes, if this Beast isn't that.
- 29:18So, Art. It won't really think anything
- 29:21of it. Well I mean I own a.
- 29:23How much do you know about the Beast?
- 29:24Not much. I know that it is made by
- 29:26biotechnical, I know that it can buy all mesh with technology.
- 29:36Oh no, get the fuck out of here. Yeah, it's it's a super beast.
- 29:42I don't know what to tell you. I was wondering if it was going
- 29:44to be like if it's eyesight was Diana.
- 29:47Chromed are trying to come because, you know, Humans, I'm
- 29:49not a scientist. So what do you want from me?
- 29:52I majored in business bureaucracy.
- 29:55Actually, I roll over bureaucracy.
- 30:00So no, I think the paint Trail is a good idea.
- 30:04Yes, yes, yes. Do we know if we want to go left
- 30:08to right? Listen, I listen you listen or
- 30:14if the mask on mask on and so you you hear the Iona's mask as
- 30:22it, lets out a little bit of CO2 the echo.
- 30:25However Jeb takes that moment while everyone silent to sniff
- 30:31the air and Jeb when you look right you feel fine when you
- 30:38look left and sniff, If you are hungry, you know, I think we
- 30:44might have to go to the right because it smells like a
- 30:48delicious Buffet to the left and I'm not sure I'm ready for that.
- 30:52Why would it? Oh, Jeb I think that.
- 30:56That means that's the way to the lab.
- 31:03Sorry Jeb. It's all right.
- 31:06I'll just hey, you gotta, you gotta like a clothespin, or
- 31:10maybe a maybe a hair tie or something.
- 31:13Jeff, you'll know, you'll know, is this how we're going to find
- 31:15this place, isn't it? Wow.
- 31:17Fine. Jeb, you're the Bloodhound.
- 31:20Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's a good dog.
- 31:29Thank you for the hate pants. You're welcome.
- 31:33So we going left. Go on boy.
- 31:40All right. I'll be doing there.
- 31:43Yes. Yeah, we're going to last You
- 31:51come into an opening, it's a little bit more.
- 31:59It's a little bit more of an opening, there we see scratches
- 32:04on the ground and on the walls, there's a little bit of a dark
- 32:08black stain in the corner. Iona, as you're walking through
- 32:12this cave, water from the ceiling drips onto the front of
- 32:15the mask and casts down. You feel a shiver through your
- 32:20spine as you desperately. Hope it doesn't fall through the
- 32:23back of your collar. Retro, you'll actually find your
- 32:28walking through and you're like, okay, that's pretty neat.
- 32:30I like capes? Yeah, it's pretty, it's pretty
- 32:33sweet. I like the striations and a you
- 32:35keep following jab. After some time, Jeb, you come
- 32:40to another fork in the road. You can go left or you can go,
- 32:47right? What does your nose say?
- 32:48Jeb, what does my nose say? GM Row for it.
- 32:52Roll knows, 17 left makes you more hungry, and Jeb just like
- 33:00goes and then just points. TV.
- 33:09Special wondering how we got here.
- 33:11Oh yes. Well jabbers the Bloodhound.
- 33:14Um before I got to get to me more like weird we probably
- 33:17should like catch VV up on that because it feels like it's
- 33:21there's a story behind it. I thought it was just I thought
- 33:24y'all just made this up. I just was how this guy was
- 33:38Little bit about how we got here.
- 33:41So Vivi, have you ever heard of body feel bite?
- 33:46I don't think I have. No, it's a project that I've
- 33:50been working on at bio Technica to make your body into biofuel
- 33:56for yourself. So, you can eat your fingernails
- 34:00to on your hair, b. A hangnail off and it provides
- 34:04nutrients for you. Wow, the testing has been a
- 34:09little strenuous, I'd say and Jebediah needed some cash.
- 34:17So he signed up to be a test subject and now he's hungry for
- 34:23human flesh. Well, any flesh actually.
- 34:25So that was one of Is hungry for human flesh and I finish.
- 34:32Look, I'm not happy about it. Have you consumed getting
- 34:36weaker? Our leg?
- 34:37He did regrow a like by eating his own Sabbath.
- 34:41So you've consumed human body parts.
- 34:44Jeff. A lot.
- 34:46Can we just like? This is why I said to meet at
- 34:53like rebranded. So Jeb really likes long Pig if
- 34:57you all give that reference. Yeah, that's good.
- 35:01I like long big. Although I do prefer exotic late
- 35:05cuz kind of makes me seem World Way.
- 35:06Even though I truthfully, I ain't never been outside.
- 35:09The city had Lance. I have a lot of questions, maybe
- 35:13I shouldn't ask them now, as we're in this dank cave, but I
- 35:17will have a lot of questions, too.
- 35:19Don't worry. I'm not going to eat you.
- 35:21I'm rescuing most of your dad already and then I will have a
- 35:25craving, but I'm will probably hold.
- 35:28Old back because we're friends. So don't worry.
- 35:30Doc, it ain't like that. That wasn't the line of
- 35:33questioning. I was even thinking toward I was
- 35:36wobbling, greeting of laughs post before except yourself
- 35:40technically. Yeah, but the part of me that I
- 35:42was eating was already off of me and so I consider that inert,
- 35:46right? So we going left.
- 35:59Let's go left and you all had left through this cave.
- 36:05As the area continues. You get to another Fork.
- 36:09The cliff side of this Ravine you can go left you go, right.
- 36:13I'd like to make a perception to see if there's anything else
- 36:16along the way. Maybe find some other.
- 36:19What's a Clues retro? You rolled a crit.
- 36:22Fail on perception. You find a bloody wwp AC
- 36:28baseball cap and it doesn't fit. I'm gonna toss it.
- 36:35Away from Jeb. Hoping that's not what Jabs
- 36:39following look. I'm just going to start
- 36:43smelling. Do my bike.
- 36:45Do your thing, it's all I'm good for apparently.
- 36:51No, it's not. You're right.
- 36:53I'm pretty good at shooting to exactly.
- 36:57And and and also there's that that you just said and I like to
- 37:02think that my presence is sort of a A motivation rest of the
- 37:07team. All right job just get to me.
- 37:10Okay I'll start snip. Right smells like steak.
- 37:15The left smells like a cave. Oh, she go to the rat.
- 37:18Smells delicious. And at the very end of the cave
- 37:23there is the broken opening of a biotechnical secret satellite
- 37:29lab. Yeah well I think that's what
- 37:34we're supposed to be going. Yes yeah arm yourselves this
- 37:39could get spicy. All right, let's get in there.
- 37:45Smells amazing. Next time I know latency.
- 38:15This Lobby is surprisingly empty.
- 38:17Well, there's one thing I've learned throughout all of our
- 38:19adventures that you got to check out the bathrooms first, clear
- 38:22those out and then you move onto the wrist, it's his body fuel
- 38:25skin. Oh hey Iona, can you try to open
- 38:30this one too? Hey, Jeb, what you got there,
- 38:32you got Digi cones. They got DG cones my guy.
- 38:36Oh dear God here's my plan. Run in Blast.
- 38:41Run out feel like pulling a chip moment.
- 38:43I'm going to cuddle up behind VV here.
- 38:46Jeb, have you ever eaten a brain?
- 38:47Can't say that I have, and it's a line that I do not intend to
- 38:51cross some time. Good job.
- 38:54I just kind of want to know what a living her.
- 38:56It tastes like, I like the sound of that metallic crunch to it to
- 39:00Smashing and grabbing not our thing.
- 39:02Yeah, you know, I actually like to participate in capitalism.
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