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Steve and the crew are back! Kevin Hart and his private plane. Donald Trump and Kanye, Lebron James, Mother's Day, Closing Remarks and more. · The Steve Harvey Morning Show

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  Speaker 1: Y'all know what time to y'all don't know, y'all baby
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  Speaker 1: all looking back to back down, giving them just like
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  Speaker 1: the Milan buck bus things. And it's Toby true good
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  Speaker 1: to Steve. Hoy listening to me to other for stoar
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  Speaker 1: hand clean to Hoby, why don't you join yahya join
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  Speaker 1: me into joining me? Honey do you turn to go? Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: you go. You gotta turn you burn the turnout the
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  Speaker 1: turn to you love. You got to turn out to
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  Speaker 1: turn water water go. Come come on your back agad
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  Speaker 1: uh huh. I'm good mon about it, y'all listening to
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  Speaker 1: the voice, come on digging now one it only Steve
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  Speaker 1: Harley got a radio show. Okay, okay, here's one for
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  Speaker 1: you today. This is one that's deep inside of me.
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  Speaker 1: So this one right here, I know this one very
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  Speaker 1: very well. I want to talk to you today about success.
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  Speaker 1: But I want to talk to you about it like
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  Speaker 1: I usually do in terms of a principle of it,
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  Speaker 1: but I want to share something with you about it.
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  Speaker 1: And I was talking to my daughter about it. I've
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  Speaker 1: talked about my son in law about it, talked about
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  Speaker 1: it with all my children, and I'm really starting to
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  Speaker 1: express it to them now, because I mean mine range
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  Speaker 1: from age thirty one down to sixteen, so I'm talking
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  Speaker 1: to a wide range of people constantly. But I want
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  Speaker 1: to share something with you, and this is very, very real,
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  Speaker 1: and there is no way around this. If you have
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  Speaker 1: any aspiration of being successful, if you have any inkling
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  Speaker 1: that you want to change for the better and become
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  Speaker 1: successful in that change, I want you to realize, starting
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  Speaker 1: right now, the effort that is going to require. And
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  Speaker 1: that's why I think it stops a lot of people.
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  Speaker 1: I think a lot of people are never told or
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  Speaker 1: don't understand the sheer effort that's that it takes to
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  Speaker 1: become successful at anything in any area of your life.
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  Speaker 1: You know, I think people think that if they do
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  Speaker 1: their best they can that that will cut it. Well,
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  Speaker 1: that's not enough. Here, here is the lightbulb. That's not enough.
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  Speaker 1: If you think that doing your best is enough, that
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  Speaker 1: I got news for you. It's not. Well, Steve, what
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  Speaker 1: if you've done your best, though, and your best ain't
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  Speaker 1: good enough? Well, let me ask you that same question.
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  Speaker 1: Hold on. If you want to be successful and you've
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  Speaker 1: done your best and best isn't good enough? What you through?
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  Speaker 1: That's it? But Stephen was my best. No no, no,
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  Speaker 1: no no. It was the best you had at that time,
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  Speaker 1: in that particular day. But tomorrow add something to it.
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  Speaker 1: You've you've never done everything. There is no you can't
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  Speaker 1: go no more, you can't add no more. I've seen
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  Speaker 1: marathon runners end up crawling across the line. I've seen
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  Speaker 1: triathlon people man just staggering in the street and didn't
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  Speaker 1: want nobody to help him because they knew that would
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  Speaker 1: disqualify him from the race. You got more? Have you
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  Speaker 1: ever did into your reserve tank? That's what we're talking
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  Speaker 1: about now. See, all of us have a reserve tank,
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  Speaker 1: you know. I you know, on my ranch, I like
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  Speaker 1: to ride four wheelers. I have all terrain vehicles and
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  Speaker 1: all of them have a gas tank on it and
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  Speaker 1: a gas tank and most of mine, let me see
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  Speaker 1: all of them. All of them have gas tank needles
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  Speaker 1: on them, and it lets me know. When I get
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  Speaker 1: down towards eat, there's a little lane that's read that
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  Speaker 1: lets me know. Okay, Steve, you're in the danger zone.
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  Speaker 1: Now you're riding into the lowest part of your tank.
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  Speaker 1: But if I keep riding and I forget to get
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  Speaker 1: some gas in there, guess what when it runs out
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  Speaker 1: of gas. All of my all terrain vehicles, all of them,
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  Speaker 1: Honda Polaris, all of them. Those are makers. There's a
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  Speaker 1: button on the gas tank itself that I can click
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  Speaker 1: and it says reserve. That means they know that for
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  Speaker 1: the hardcore riders, they're gonna ride somewhere, they're gonna get
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  Speaker 1: themselves in a situation and they're gonna run out of everything.
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  Speaker 1: They're gonna run out of road, they're gonna run out
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  Speaker 1: of gas. They've prepared because they know for the hardcore rider,
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  Speaker 1: every hardcore rider needs a reserve tank. And so there's
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  Speaker 1: a button that you can click on the gas tank
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  Speaker 1: that clicks it into a reserve and it will give
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  Speaker 1: you about fifty miles or twenty miles worth of gas
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  Speaker 1: in that Now, guess what in that reserve that maybe
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  Speaker 1: all you need to get you the where you're going,
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  Speaker 1: or get you back to safety so you can refuel.
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  Speaker 1: Don't tell me you've done your best. When your best,
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  Speaker 1: don't cut it. What you're gonna do. See when best
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  Speaker 1: is possible, then good enough ain't enough. See you you
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  Speaker 1: you can flip that any kind of way you where
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  Speaker 1: you want to. But if but if the best is possible,
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  Speaker 1: then good enough. And it ain't enough. Man, See that's
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  Speaker 1: good enough. But if the best is possible, why would
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  Speaker 1: you not shoot for that? And you you are all
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  Speaker 1: capable of making it. You are all capable of being
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  Speaker 1: successful if you change your mind set. But you've got
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  Speaker 1: to change your mind set and realize the effort that
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  Speaker 1: has to be put forth in becoming successful. You've got
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  Speaker 1: to do it relentlessly, over and over and over and
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  Speaker 1: over and every day. I try to do something to
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  Speaker 1: progress my life for the better. I try to do
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  Speaker 1: something every day. I wake up every day with the plan.
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  Speaker 1: Some phone calls, some meetings, some some some some interviews, something. Man,
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  Speaker 1: that's going to advance and move the brand forward. Because
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  Speaker 1: here's what's gonna happen. You are Let's say you reach
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  Speaker 1: your goal. Let's say your goal is to make me
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  Speaker 1: um a hundred thousand dollars. Well, I got news for you.
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  Speaker 1: Listen to this. When you the one hundred thousand dollars,
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  Speaker 1: you can't go nowhere and go on vacation and put
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  Speaker 1: your hand behind your head and say I made a
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  Speaker 1: hundred thousand dollars. Guess what you got to do? You
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  Speaker 1: got to find a way now to maintain that a
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  Speaker 1: hundred thousand, to keep it coming in. So you can't
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  Speaker 1: just get there and stop and rest and whoa. It
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  Speaker 1: is harder to maintain your success that it is to
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  Speaker 1: get successful. See let's say, let me let me show
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  Speaker 1: you that supposed it takes you five to eight years
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  Speaker 1: to find a way to make fifty thou dollars. Let's
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  Speaker 1: say it takes you five to eight years to find
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  Speaker 1: a way to make an extra fifty tho dollars and
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  Speaker 1: you finally, through work and effort, you get to the
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  Speaker 1: fifty thousand dollar mare. That's that's that's it's only just
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  Speaker 1: begun now, because guess what. In order to keep the
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  Speaker 1: fifty coming in, you gotta duplicate what you did to
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  Speaker 1: get there. And then, oh, here's what you're going to
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  Speaker 1: have the audacity being a human being. You're gonna want
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  Speaker 1: another fifty because you're a human being, because you gotta
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  Speaker 1: have something else to shoot for now you're gonna want
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  Speaker 1: another fifty. Well, now, I guess what you gotta do. Now,
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  Speaker 1: Now you gotta do what you did before, plus you
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  Speaker 1: gotta come up with something else. Then after that you're
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  Speaker 1: gonna have the audacity, because you're humans, you're gonna want
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  Speaker 1: another fifty says how this works, and see that that's
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  Speaker 1: the that that that's the importance of your relationship with
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  Speaker 1: God because you're gonna constantly need it, and another point
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  Speaker 1: where you're gonna be through needing it. But there ain't
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  Speaker 1: gonna become a point in your life where you're gonna
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  Speaker 1: through won't be through want nothing unless you just gave up.
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  Speaker 1: And if you don't gave up, who wants that? Come on, y'all,
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  Speaker 1: this is going to take quite a bit of effort,
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  Speaker 1: and if you think it will come to you any
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  Speaker 1: other way, you're sadly mistaken. Because of all the successful
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  Speaker 1: people I know, I know that the effort they put
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  Speaker 1: out on a daily basis is daunting, and I think
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  Speaker 1: that the average person just doesn't understand the requirement of
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  Speaker 1: time and effort that it takes to get there and
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  Speaker 1: willingness to put it out. You gotta cut a lot
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  Speaker 1: of monkey business out your life, all that hanging out,
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  Speaker 1: all that late and all that club and all that drinking,
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  Speaker 1: all that. You gotta cut a whole lot of monkey
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  Speaker 1: business out to be successful. Man, if you're planning on
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  Speaker 1: being successful, get up early, stay up late, work, try,
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  Speaker 1: think me, greet, smile, attract. It takes a lot, let's go,
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  Speaker 1: but you can do it. God has pressed to plassing
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  Speaker 1: out blessings all day long. Why are you not in
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  Speaker 1: line for yours? I'm telling you right now, I want
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  Speaker 1: everything God got for me, because what he's shown me
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  Speaker 1: so far? Who if he got some ore? Man on man?
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  Speaker 1: How good is God? Hunt you ladies and gentlemen, boys
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  Speaker 1: and girls. Uh, let me have your attention. This is
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  Speaker 1: the voice of the one and only Steve Hawk. You
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  Speaker 1: better know that. Now. Dig this The following people I'm
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  Speaker 1: about to introduce Without them, this don't even happen. You
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  Speaker 1: know what I'm saying. Sherley Strawberry, Hey, good morning, Steve.
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  Speaker 1: How you doing? Yeah? Yeah, yeah, Carl is off to day?
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  Speaker 1: What is this? Move right on to the fellow Junior
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  Speaker 1: Morning up, look to the food of food, the king
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  Speaker 1: of pranks, whole morning, good morning. Oh that it's the
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  Speaker 1: opposite of Junior. Oh yeah, oh, Jenny, glad to be here.
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  Speaker 1: I know Junior is glad to be here. But your
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  Speaker 1: voice did sound a little different. It didn't have as
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  Speaker 1: much behind it this time. Yeah, because it's feeble and
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  Speaker 1: why is that? Because they had been I don't have that.
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  Speaker 1: I don't have that. But you look good. Your skin
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  Speaker 1: looks good. To get all that, I'm hungle. You can eat.
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  Speaker 1: That's the thing about the deer. You can eat eat yea.
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  Speaker 1: As a matter of fact, you can eat right now. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: I'm gonna eat. You ain't got to be hung because
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  Speaker 1: you can eat. The entire term what it is is
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  Speaker 1: you don't want to eat it, right, that's the absolutely.
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  Speaker 1: You have to eat raw fruits and raw nuts. Just
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  Speaker 1: be chilling like a calf. Good. You look good, though,
• 12:38
  Speaker 1: but it's work. What are you doing? I'm doing it?
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  Speaker 1: Just be fit by phony. You know. You talk about
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  Speaker 1: getting uncomfortable, getting your life together and make some decisions.
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  Speaker 1: I'm applying that, okay, and trust me, I'm gonna come.
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  Speaker 1: How many pounds I'm down seven and a half pounds time? Wow,
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  Speaker 1: after one week, after one week? Half that's good? Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: that's really good. Yeah, yeah, I want I'm a weigh
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  Speaker 1: myself tomorrow and see what are you doing? I think
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  Speaker 1: your program is easier to do than my program. You
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  Speaker 1: can yeah, you can't. I can't eat to twelve new
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  Speaker 1: every day every day, every day? How many times. Can
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  Speaker 1: you eat? After that? You can eat whatever you got
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  Speaker 1: eight hour winder to eat. It's called intermittent faster. So
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  Speaker 1: for eight hours you can eat and then sixteen you fast.
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  Speaker 1: So what do you eat in eight hours? Damned everything, Shirley,
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  Speaker 1: whatever you want. I'm saying, well, no, I mean, you know,
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  Speaker 1: I still eat clean food. Okay, okay, you know, but
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  Speaker 1: I can have beef, chicken, fish, you know, vegetables, you know,
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  Speaker 1: add a little potatoes yesterday because I'm you know, because
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  Speaker 1: I was on the golf trip this weekend. So and
• 14:05
  Speaker 1: that's what we want to talk about, your golf trip
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  Speaker 1: this weekend when we come back for something funny. Uh
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  Speaker 1: huh um. You mentioned Carla was out already. Steve Jay's
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  Speaker 1: out to you know, his daughter is becoming principal Carla
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  Speaker 1: of course, little Tasha. Is that a cheer? How many
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  Speaker 1: days that last the principal sale, Well, we'll find out,
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  Speaker 1: because he's still out. We're still out. He was out
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  Speaker 1: on Friday. He was out on Friday. We're getting made
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  Speaker 1: principal alright, lit don't seem like a two day when
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  Speaker 1: we come back something funny. We'll be back at thirty two.
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  Speaker 1: After you're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show. Alright,
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  Speaker 1: it is time Steve for something funny. Please share with
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  Speaker 1: us what happened on the golf course this weekend. Well,
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  Speaker 1: was nothing funny. You know, it's just another trophy that
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  Speaker 1: I want you. You know, it's just another time to
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  Speaker 1: me and the fellas go out maybe three times a year,
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  Speaker 1: four if possible. Yeah, that's really all the golf I
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  Speaker 1: got in me. I can't really get out there regular
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  Speaker 1: because of my work schedule. But we went out. We
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  Speaker 1: had the Knickknack tat Knickknacks that I stole from Rodney
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  Speaker 1: Green and his crew. Rodney Green started a thing called
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  Speaker 1: the Knickknack Tournament, and uh, you know it's just the
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  Speaker 1: same guys get together na like that. Yeah, okay, just
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  Speaker 1: checking go on, Why do you need to spending it
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  Speaker 1: because I just wanted I've just wanted to make sure
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  Speaker 1: nicknack n We've had it wa get a dog a bone,
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  Speaker 1: you know, mostly cues. But anyway, you know, we down
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  Speaker 1: that we do a three day tournament. We played Friday,
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  Speaker 1: sad Day, Sunday, and we told the scores and whoever
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  Speaker 1: wins the other three dudes have to go into the
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  Speaker 1: pro Shop and buy him everything he wants pass shoes, hats, jackets,
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  Speaker 1: club whatever you want out the pro shop. Yeah, I mean,
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  Speaker 1: I mean nobody gets clubs. But you know, you know,
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  Speaker 1: somebody might want to try putter or something like that.
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  Speaker 1: But you know, stuff like that, shoes, socks, you know.
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  Speaker 1: So when we get there on Friday, we all kind
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  Speaker 1: of go in the pro Shop and start laying stuff out,
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  Speaker 1: picking stuff, you know, anticipating to win. This is the
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  Speaker 1: third one in the row for me. What's your shot? Well,
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  Speaker 1: I shot, uh, the first day I shot at eighty seven,
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  Speaker 1: or the second day I shot in eighty four, and
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  Speaker 1: then yesterday I shot eighty two. Wow, you're turned quite well.
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  Speaker 1: I'm the greatest every nine payer. Know. We have rules
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  Speaker 1: now I want you to understand we have you know,
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  Speaker 1: we get a breakfast ball every morning. Breakfast ball means
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  Speaker 1: on the first t you know, if you hit a
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  Speaker 1: bad shot, you get to hit it again. It's called
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  Speaker 1: breakfast ball. And then we play one mother again on
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  Speaker 1: each side. Mothergan means one dude over shot. Yeah, congratulations
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  Speaker 1: on you. And oh got some shirts and some hats,
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  Speaker 1: went on and bought me some socks since they was free.
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  Speaker 1: You know, I got drawn full of socks, but I
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  Speaker 1: just I got socked drawn, you know. But I went
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  Speaker 1: on pimped them because what I ain't gonna do is
• 17:45
  Speaker 1: let you off. So I got about got about five shirts.
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  Speaker 1: Shirts is nice first shop on the You ain't getting
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  Speaker 1: out of here, like, I don't give a damn view
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  Speaker 1: if you do. Know, I got money that ain't got
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  Speaker 1: nothing to do with. Yeah, I'm I'm in the spalls.
• 18:09
  Speaker 1: Yeah up, Big Blue gives me a run for the money.
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  Speaker 1: Calhoun used to win it, but I started whooping on Calhoun.
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  Speaker 1: And what'd you say? You said you got you have
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  Speaker 1: these special shoes that you loved, and Mr Calhoun got
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  Speaker 1: something like yours. And well Calhoun went and bought the
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  Speaker 1: shoot that I got. And that's why I had the
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  Speaker 1: whooping yesterday because he wore golf shoes. Well, dog, come on, man,
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  Speaker 1: you can't really get around that golf shoes. It's golf shoes.
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  Speaker 1: I mean, you know, ain't like it. Ain't like women shoes,
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  Speaker 1: you know, ain't look Adidas, Nike foot Joy. But it's
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  Speaker 1: a new brand of shoe I've been wearing for a
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  Speaker 1: couple of years now, a few years called G four
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  Speaker 1: they real fly shoes. Calhoun found out about him, I
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  Speaker 1: sending him to Roger Dunn in the l A and
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  Speaker 1: he bought the ones. I got my newest favorite path.
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  Speaker 1: So I got mad at him, so I had to
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  Speaker 1: I had to whip him for wearing my shoes. But
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  Speaker 1: I didn't have it on though. Now I'm not gonna
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  Speaker 1: wear it this weekend because I always take options about
• 19:16
  Speaker 1: six outfits for this stuff. Well, it got in my bag.
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  Speaker 1: I couldn't tell you I pack. What if I select
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  Speaker 1: what I'm aware and lay it out alright? You know
• 19:32
  Speaker 1: somebody worked there puts it in the bath because I'll
• 19:35
  Speaker 1: be at work. What about Yeah? What about unpacking? I
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  Speaker 1: hate unpacking. Unpacking. I don't mind because when I get
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  Speaker 1: to the resort, I hang up my stuff so I
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  Speaker 1: can see what I got, shirt, shoes, put it all
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  Speaker 1: in one close. Now when it's time to go is
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  Speaker 1: where the problem starts. But the way I do it
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  Speaker 1: is as I take stuff off, I just throw it
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  Speaker 1: in the luggage. What do you mean you're doing? Yeah?
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  Speaker 1: You folded right? No folding for what? What? Why would
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  Speaker 1: I fold? It's the neat thing to do. You folded
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  Speaker 1: packing the league and you have more room and you
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  Speaker 1: can fit everything back in hanging. No, give me enough
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  Speaker 1: luggage where that is rude. See, don't precise pack because
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  Speaker 1: I'm not fitting the precise reap roust. I just throw
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  Speaker 1: it in there. You gotta wat, you gotta get it
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  Speaker 1: all cleaned anyway. Hell something, man, last time you washed
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  Speaker 1: the load of clothes? Good question? Man? Washed a load? Yes? Yes,
• 20:47
  Speaker 1: can I tell you? Can I tell you, honest to
• 20:49
  Speaker 1: God's true. I don't even know where the washing machines in,
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  Speaker 1: my shame, it's two of them in it's too large.
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  Speaker 1: I don't know where, Steve, don't you like when you
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  Speaker 1: take your clothes off to get the shower, don't you
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  Speaker 1: put your stuff in the hamper or put it in
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  Speaker 1: the dirty clothes or something, the dirty clothes. When I
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  Speaker 1: take my clothes off for the show, I take them off,
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  Speaker 1: so they just magically get in the hamper and then
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  Speaker 1: the washing machine. You do nothing after When some people
• 21:30
  Speaker 1: come there at work there, you don't know what put
• 21:34
  Speaker 1: him in there? I love it. If I got to
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  Speaker 1: put them in there. What is they coming in here?
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  Speaker 1: I provide? That's right? All right, listen, we gotta get
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  Speaker 1: out of here. But it is Monday. You know what
• 21:48
  Speaker 1: that means. Yesterday was Sunday. It was church coming up.
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  Speaker 1: Time for church complaints. Right after this, you're listening to
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  Speaker 1: the Steve Harvey Morning Show coming up at the top
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  Speaker 1: of the All right, we're gonna tell you about the
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  Speaker 1: serious playing scare that Kevin Hart had over the weekend. Steve.
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  Speaker 1: Oh boy. Right now it is Monday and time for
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  Speaker 1: church complaints with Reverend Motown and Deacon death Jam. Good morning,
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  Speaker 1: a great morning. We we gallbled the d in remolnition
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  Speaker 1: of an aquarious type of day. We need, Oh, can
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  Speaker 1: we need convince the reality him convinced to allity h
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  Speaker 1: to be more or precise and a little more concise.
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  Speaker 1: Why we all attempt to be nice? Amen? Church people
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  Speaker 1: places don't even do that. The church complaints is about
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  Speaker 1: to beget However, I said, you're gonna get on Mother News.
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  Speaker 1: So let us begin with the complaining membership at the
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  Speaker 1: j P j J. All right, let's get down to business.
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  Speaker 1: Pastor Brother Oliver Rivers has a creek in his neck
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  Speaker 1: and can only look right. He kept making the block.
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  Speaker 1: The entire servant the church was on his left, but
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  Speaker 1: he never saw it. Ah, he wants the church to
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  Speaker 1: uber him. Uh next weekend. That's up to you to
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  Speaker 1: uh take care of this if you want to do that.
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  Speaker 1: But he can he can only make right turns and
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  Speaker 1: can't look left and miss the church. Well, that's none
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  Speaker 1: of our business. What we will do for brother Ribels.
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  Speaker 1: Put him on the left side of the church front
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  Speaker 1: row so he can look over sea. He getting this
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  Speaker 1: church ain't none of Yeah, but that's the nt path
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  Speaker 1: that he kept making the block and couldn't see the church.
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  Speaker 1: Because that that's what what what she wants to get.
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  Speaker 1: That's none of our business getting him is he's asking
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  Speaker 1: the uber him. They have passed. We're not uber him
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  Speaker 1: to church. It's what I'm trying to get you to understand. Right, Yes,
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  Speaker 1: I do. The first annual As She Feeds by Day
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  Speaker 1: is this coming Saturday. Uh, we are needing two thousand
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  Speaker 1: dollars working for Cocoa butter. They're also asking that Reverend
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  Speaker 1: ad No are not making this event because he's over
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  Speaker 1: the ashe limit. But anyway, the first annual As She
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  Speaker 1: Feeds by Day is this coming Saturday. They need two
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  Speaker 1: thousand dollars to buy a cocoa butter. We first of all,
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  Speaker 1: I've explained this to the askee foot or commited Coco
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  Speaker 1: Buddy is entirely too expressive. I have told them to
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  Speaker 1: buy either gold bond medicating powder or corn Huskers lotion.
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  Speaker 1: Corn Huskers lotion, cut to it and get fluid a lot,
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  Speaker 1: especially brother add nord lord M. I don't know what
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  Speaker 1: corn huskers lotion is, Deacon, not really, I didn't know.
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  Speaker 1: That's why I can't fight. I never heard the huskers lotion.
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  Speaker 1: It comes in the bottom, it's got corn on it,
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  Speaker 1: and it looks like thick clear a jail with a
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  Speaker 1: little haze in it. Are you sure you can get
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  Speaker 1: this at all of the local grocerst You know you
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  Speaker 1: can't get here all of no, mostly done at the
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  Speaker 1: general store West. It's a country got that cracker Borough.
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  Speaker 1: That cracker Borough got it. Mm hmm okay, moving along
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  Speaker 1: after listen to me, I have the singer to my
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  Speaker 1: on this past weekend, our Hispanic member Lucio Ramirez won't
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  Speaker 1: as the scene never would have made it by Marvin
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  Speaker 1: South in Spanish at least once a month well passed.
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  Speaker 1: What do what? What is our Latin brother's name? Lucy
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  Speaker 1: O Ramires tell Lucy over ain't nobody feel to learn
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  Speaker 1: Spanish and mess up a black gospel here. I looked
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  Speaker 1: at that single chest on the right. Anybody feeling to
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  Speaker 1: do that? What is loonka lie he bread he head
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  Speaker 1: talk with Luke Brady Black right there. We're gonna stay
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  Speaker 1: with never could have made it. That's all we doing,
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  Speaker 1: all right. So and if you want to change that,
• 27:47
  Speaker 1: you're gonna have an open fire like they did at
• 27:49
  Speaker 1: the aliment. We lam you. What if you're fired, you're
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  Speaker 1: gonna need heaving you go. I'll tell you what. You're
• 28:02
  Speaker 1: fine here, you're gonna need to know day all right,
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  Speaker 1: a passing Now. I don't want you to get to
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  Speaker 1: touch you on this, but the congregation is asking that
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  Speaker 1: you get your lips reduced to a size where we
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  Speaker 1: can understand you. We are losing members due to your
• 28:18
  Speaker 1: lips and no clarity in your speech when you are
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  Speaker 1: uh preaching, and they're asking that you get a lip reduction.
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  Speaker 1: Your ex wife didn't have no problem with you little
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  Speaker 1: wait wait, wait a minute, now you can't respect me,
• 28:38
  Speaker 1: pastor wait a minute? All right, wait wait a minute.
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  Speaker 1: Are you trying to say what now? Now? Now? Now?
• 28:45
  Speaker 1: Wait a minute? No no, no, no, no no you're
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  Speaker 1: saying about what I'm saying. It's what I said. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: he said it. Yeah, So you're trying to tell you
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  Speaker 1: say said, But all this time you was talking to Celestine.
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  Speaker 1: You was telling me that she was doing the work
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  Speaker 1: of the lot. Now, but I didn't tell you what
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  Speaker 1: I would do with cell Esteine. What the problem is Celestine?
• 29:12
  Speaker 1: They tell you what she doing with me? Wait? Wait
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  Speaker 1: this a minute, and this isn't new to me? Are
• 29:18
  Speaker 1: you trying to tell me? No? No, no? She all
• 29:22
  Speaker 1: little before you married Celestine, I said, asked your ex
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  Speaker 1: wife because she couldn't get over the memory the little
• 29:29
  Speaker 1: did you married? You? On this show? There want to leave?
• 29:33
  Speaker 1: Is dicking death chap short to wait? Just here? You
• 29:37
  Speaker 1: ain't short? He here man. So all this time she
• 29:42
  Speaker 1: was coming in and smelling like hot karate. That was you,
• 29:46
  Speaker 1: Uh wow, you do smell like hot karate or Frank's Cashaw, Frank,
• 29:59
  Speaker 1: you've had something with Cellistate? Uh thinking you all right now,
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  Speaker 1: I'm I'm lost felt words that when you were talking
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  Speaker 1: about my lips though, all you right on the money
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  Speaker 1: till you find out what you had relationships relations with Sellistate?
• 30:28
  Speaker 1: Al Right, Um, we gotta go, guys coming up at
• 30:32
  Speaker 1: the top of the hour. We're glad it was sinnab
• 30:39
  Speaker 1: We gotta go. We'll tell you about Kevin Hart and
• 30:42
  Speaker 1: his airplane right after this. You're listening to the Steve
• 30:49
  Speaker 1: Harvey Morning Show. Alright, So see you travel all over
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  Speaker 1: the world in your private jet and and all of that.
• 30:57
  Speaker 1: We travel a lot as well, but on commercial airlines.
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  Speaker 1: While the wheel on our good friend Kevin Hart's jet exploded,
• 31:04
  Speaker 1: Steve he was in Boston on the tarmac, and firefighters
• 31:08
  Speaker 1: rushed to the scene to extinguish the smoldering rubber. The
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  Speaker 1: f a A confirmed that Kevin's gulf Stream four landed
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  Speaker 1: and blew a left main gear tire. Kevin posted a
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  Speaker 1: picture of his squad on Instagram with the caption God
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  Speaker 1: is good with the capital g had our first serious
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  Speaker 1: airplane scared today. No one was harmed. Our pilot handled
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  Speaker 1: this situation perfectly hashtag blessed. So we're happy that he's okay. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: it was a scary situation though. Yeah, yeah, gulf Stream four. Well,
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  Speaker 1: I'm just glad that he's okay. It's a blown tire, Yeah,
• 31:46
  Speaker 1: it could have been scary. Way words, pretty good shape.
• 31:51
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna get on some tattoos. Now, some tattoos. What what?
• 31:59
  Speaker 1: What kind of you know? I'm gonna get a stomach
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  Speaker 1: muscles tattooed on my stomach like the airbrush your chest
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  Speaker 1: in your stomach. Sometimes I'm gonna put a six pack
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  Speaker 1: on me. Well, you know, Kevin works out hard. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: I'm looking at it now on his Instagram. I must
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  Speaker 1: not had the same one because I don't see no airplane.
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  Speaker 1: It's there. He's all right, Kevin Hart. For real. I
• 32:30
  Speaker 1: don't see a show in my head. I see Kevin boxing.
• 32:34
  Speaker 1: That's one thing. I'll put this ask though, that's the show.
• 32:37
  Speaker 1: It's got a little speed on him and stuff. But
• 32:39
  Speaker 1: when I touched him, though, they're too farty sinking. You
• 32:43
  Speaker 1: didn't tell Kevin nack. Oh he's nice. He's got nice
• 32:47
  Speaker 1: little how to see you cam cam nice with a
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  Speaker 1: little boxing video. That's not anybody swinging back though, see that?
• 32:54
  Speaker 1: Oh that's nice. And you get your ass touching top
• 32:56
  Speaker 1: of your forehead. Slow all that in your little lass
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  Speaker 1: over here, Kevin, I got something for you. They have
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  Speaker 1: stopped fighting everyone stop that. Well, I just you know
• 33:06
  Speaker 1: I'm jealous because you are. I'm just trying to find
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  Speaker 1: some much. I shall ain't that fast no more, but
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  Speaker 1: if I hit it, and you can say that because
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  Speaker 1: he's fine. He's perfectly fine after his jet blue attire.
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  Speaker 1: So do you see the picture with the guys lined
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  Speaker 1: up outside. Oh yeah, yeah, that's the plane four yeah, landed,
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  Speaker 1: blew a left main gear tire. He's all right. I
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  Speaker 1: love his caption. God is good with the capital g. Amen.
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  Speaker 1: You need him long Jesus h m hm and he gay.
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  Speaker 1: He gave some praise to the pilot for landing the
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  Speaker 1: plane and had they don't no panic. Man, that's a
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  Speaker 1: great man. You got under pressure. So that's good for
• 34:04
  Speaker 1: cab man because that thing could have got out of control,
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  Speaker 1: ran off that runway. Man could have got real tricky.
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  Speaker 1: H alright, well, Steve ms Anna is here with today's headlines.
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  Speaker 1: You want to introduce her, please, ladies and gentlemen, without
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  Speaker 1: further ado, our very own miss and Trip. Thanks Steve.
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  Speaker 1: Good morning, everybody. This is and Trip with the news.
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  Speaker 1: Good Monday morning. Some two thousand people were evacuated all
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  Speaker 1: weekend from the so called Big Island in Hawaii due
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  Speaker 1: to the eruption of the kill away of volcano. The
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  Speaker 1: Big island is actually named Hawaii. When people go to Hawaii,
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  Speaker 1: they used to go to the island of Oahu, but
• 34:43
  Speaker 1: the big island in Hawaii is actually called Hawaii, and
• 34:46
  Speaker 1: that's where the eruption of the kill away of volcano
• 34:48
  Speaker 1: has taken place. So far, at least twenty six homes
• 34:51
  Speaker 1: have been destroyed, and a series of earthquakes have since occurred,
• 34:54
  Speaker 1: one measuring six point nine on the Richter scale. A
• 34:57
  Speaker 1: Lloyd for porn film actress Stormy Daniels says Rudy Giuliani's
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  Speaker 1: latest TV interview was in his estimation and absolute disaster
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  Speaker 1: for President Trump's legal counsel. When I asked about the
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  Speaker 1: payment to Ms Daniels that he said Trump reimbursed his lawyer,
• 35:11
  Speaker 1: Michael Cohen for ru Giuliani said on ABC this Week
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  Speaker 1: that the money was from the President's personal account, not
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  Speaker 1: campaign coffers, and that it was basically business as usual.
• 35:20
  Speaker 1: The agreement with Michael Cohen, as far as I know,
• 35:23
  Speaker 1: is a longstanding agreement that Michael Cohen takes care of
• 35:26
  Speaker 1: situations like this then gets paid for the sometimes gets paid,
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  Speaker 1: sometimes it's reimbursed in another way. It depends whether it's
• 35:33
  Speaker 1: business or person Giuliani has contradicted the President, by the
• 35:36
  Speaker 1: way and when he learned of the payment, and he
• 35:38
  Speaker 1: says he's still learning the facts of the case. On
• 35:40
  Speaker 1: another subject, Giuliani says he's not ruling out the possibility
• 35:43
  Speaker 1: of President Trump pleading the fifth to avoid testifying in
• 35:47
  Speaker 1: the ongoing Russia investigation. Now on the heels of President
• 35:50
  Speaker 1: trump speech for the National Rifle Association's annual convention on Friday,
• 35:55
  Speaker 1: one of the survivors of the Parkland, Florida school mask
• 35:57
  Speaker 1: was calling President Trump a quote professional liar. Caeren Kaski
• 36:01
  Speaker 1: tells CNN that while the commander and chief spoke very
• 36:04
  Speaker 1: pro gun on Friday, that after the killings at his
• 36:07
  Speaker 1: high school, the President seemed to be seeing a different tune.
• 36:10
  Speaker 1: Listen to this, right are under siege, but they will
• 36:15
  Speaker 1: never ever the under siege as long as I be
• 36:20
  Speaker 1: a president. I like taking the guns early, like in
• 36:23
  Speaker 1: this crazy man's case that just took place in Florida.
• 36:28
  Speaker 1: To go to courtporate have taken a long time, so
• 36:30
  Speaker 1: you could do exactly what you're saying, But take the
• 36:31
  Speaker 1: guns first, go through due process. Second, Casky says that
• 36:35
  Speaker 1: the President is a quote professional liar, who will say
• 36:38
  Speaker 1: anything to appease whatever crowd he's at. Three black girls
• 36:41
  Speaker 1: from Benjamin Bannock Or High School in Washington, d c.
• 36:44
  Speaker 1: Are have been receiving hate mail from racist ever since
• 36:47
  Speaker 1: they became finalist in NASA's competition and applying space technologies
• 36:52
  Speaker 1: to earthly challenges. Now this comes only two years after
• 36:54
  Speaker 1: the movie Hidden Figures came out about the three black
• 36:57
  Speaker 1: women who made legendary accomplishments in NASA. UH. These three
• 37:01
  Speaker 1: seventeen year old scientists of friends and they devised a
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  Speaker 1: low cost way of purifying the water in school drinking
• 37:07
  Speaker 1: fountains that may have been contaminated by lead. And by
• 37:09
  Speaker 1: the way, they are the only team of black females
• 37:12
  Speaker 1: to have made the finals. Were very very proud of them.
• 37:15
  Speaker 1: Looks like President Trump, by the way, finally ready to
• 37:17
  Speaker 1: properly recognize a young black man who did what he
• 37:19
  Speaker 1: claimed he would do if if if the high school
• 37:22
  Speaker 1: students were murdered into Parkland, Florida, then that is to
• 37:24
  Speaker 1: disarmour shooter, even if he didn't have a gun. Trump
• 37:27
  Speaker 1: has received criticism all over social media for his failure
• 37:29
  Speaker 1: to publicly acknowledged James Shaw Junior's heroic act at Nashville
• 37:33
  Speaker 1: area waffle house recently. When asked about it, White House
• 37:37
  Speaker 1: spokesperson Sarah Sanders said, my understanding is that there has
• 37:40
  Speaker 1: been an outreach effort to bring him to Washington unquote
• 37:43
  Speaker 1: top to the box office again this weekend at Vengers
• 37:45
  Speaker 1: Finity Wars. But the Black Panther still in there, my son.
• 37:49
  Speaker 1: It is your time I Entertainment coming up with today's
• 37:53
  Speaker 1: turning topics. Twenty minutes after the hour with Steve Harvey
• 37:55
  Speaker 1: Morning Show. You're listening to show, all right, So you
• 38:01
  Speaker 1: guys know, for a lot of couples, the wedding night
• 38:03
  Speaker 1: doesn't always go as planned, right, I mean that's pretty
• 38:07
  Speaker 1: much a given, right. Well, check this out. A couple
• 38:10
  Speaker 1: of Florida newlywed spent their wedding night in jail. Well.
• 38:14
  Speaker 1: Sixty one year old Daniel Gillen and his forty nine
• 38:17
  Speaker 1: year old bride, Gigi, had a beautiful ceremony. They got
• 38:20
  Speaker 1: married on the beach. He was lovely, but their first
• 38:24
  Speaker 1: night as husband and wife did not go so well.
• 38:27
  Speaker 1: The couple got drunk and ended up fighting inside their
• 38:31
  Speaker 1: hotel room. When police showed up, they both had scratches
• 38:35
  Speaker 1: and bruises. So they were both arrested on battery charges.
• 38:39
  Speaker 1: Now Daniel, who again is sixty one your hteve, was
• 38:43
  Speaker 1: released on his own recognizance, but g G had to
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  Speaker 1: post bail because get this, she has a prior battery conviction.
• 38:54
  Speaker 1: Did he marry yeah? Uh? Also one day the wedding night, Tommy,
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  Speaker 1: right after the beautiful ceremony on the beach, right, need
• 39:07
  Speaker 1: to google who you? Yeah, and now they've been ordered
• 39:10
  Speaker 1: to stay away from each other wedding night. Get this
• 39:17
  Speaker 1: annulment right now? But this first time, Oh, itin't been
• 39:22
  Speaker 1: out for domestic and that's why they let him go.
• 39:30
  Speaker 1: Oh they got drunk. Well, another thing that was going
• 39:38
  Speaker 1: down this press Friday, President Trump travel to Texas to
• 39:42
  Speaker 1: address the annual Convention of the n r A. The
• 39:46
  Speaker 1: President's speech Captain Week that included revelations about the question
• 39:51
  Speaker 1: Special counsel Um Robert Mueller wanted to ask President Trump.
• 39:55
  Speaker 1: Allegations that Trump had dictated a note to his doctor
• 39:59
  Speaker 1: about his stellar back in two thousand sixteen. We all
• 40:01
  Speaker 1: knew that was not true when that came out. Rudy
• 40:04
  Speaker 1: Giuliani's controversial comment uh that he said about the payout
• 40:09
  Speaker 1: to porn stars Stormy Daniels, and the resignation of yet
• 40:13
  Speaker 1: another member of Trump's legal team. Okay, so here the
• 40:17
  Speaker 1: most let's say, memorable lines of the speech. These are
• 40:21
  Speaker 1: real patriots, they really are. He said, these are real patriots,
• 40:25
  Speaker 1: they really are, and they just don't get it. Number two,
• 40:28
  Speaker 1: we love Texas, do we love Texas? But these are
• 40:33
  Speaker 1: the most memorable lines of yes. Number three, you had
• 40:37
  Speaker 1: your water just pouring down on top of you. Just
• 40:39
  Speaker 1: keep it coming and coming. He kept calling and calling.
• 40:43
  Speaker 1: We need more money, money, money, He don't need you.
• 40:47
  Speaker 1: Love this one, Steve, Kanye West must have some power
• 40:51
  Speaker 1: because you probably saw I doubled my African American poll numbers.
• 40:55
  Speaker 1: We went from eleven to twenty two in one week.
• 40:58
  Speaker 1: Thank you, Kanye, Thank you. That goes my African American
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  Speaker 1: All right, I've never had one of you before coming
• 41:12
  Speaker 1: up and coming up in about ten minutes, guys, at
• 41:16
  Speaker 1: thirty four after the hour, we'll have more of this
• 41:18
  Speaker 1: crazy show. Stay with us. You're listening to the Steve
• 41:22
  Speaker 1: Harvey Morning Show. All right. We know that Mother's Day
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  Speaker 1: to see her son. There you go. Yeah, that might
• 41:57
  Speaker 1: be nice. I was give you a great idea. Go home. Yes,
• 42:06
  Speaker 1: speaking of that. Tonight, a VH one is airing Dear Mama,
• 42:09
  Speaker 1: a love letter to mom's. It's a special. It's gonna
• 42:12
  Speaker 1: feature Bobby Brown and his mom, Uh, Colin Kaepernick and
• 42:16
  Speaker 1: his mom, Diddy, Gabrielle Union, Neo, Patti LaBelle, Jene Iako
• 42:21
  Speaker 1: and their mom's. Anthony Anderson are good Friend will host
• 42:25
  Speaker 1: again this year. He will be joined by La La
• 42:27
  Speaker 1: We Love La La Love La La La as his
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  Speaker 1: co host. This is the third year for Dear Mama.
• 42:32
  Speaker 1: It airs tonight at nine pm, eight pm Central on
• 42:35
  Speaker 1: v H one. Yes, Junior, go and see your mom
• 42:38
  Speaker 1: My mom coming I'll be there. Yeah, I think she
• 42:42
  Speaker 1: want to see her baby. You guys have any special plans,
• 42:46
  Speaker 1: Just be with my mom. Go fishing. If she won't too,
• 42:50
  Speaker 1: whatever she won't, that's your favorite thing to do with
• 42:52
  Speaker 1: your mom, right, go fishing? Is she really? She's so sweet?
• 43:00
  Speaker 1: In real I would never think that about her. But
• 43:03
  Speaker 1: on the water, did she teach you? Or your dad talks?
• 43:06
  Speaker 1: You teach me? You're talking? Used to go with us?
• 43:10
  Speaker 1: He brand new. Now you've got a lot of jo Well,
• 43:14
  Speaker 1: y'all know bass fish. So what I want to go
• 43:16
  Speaker 1: out there fishing? Would get to be rich, you know,
• 43:21
  Speaker 1: just some petitive, hacked up I like bass fishing. That's
• 43:25
  Speaker 1: po people fishing. I like bass fishing. Damn there, turn
• 43:32
  Speaker 1: it over last time. Use I tell I told you
• 43:34
  Speaker 1: about that deep sea fishing. And then the rest of
• 43:37
  Speaker 1: his bucket fishing. You're sitting there on the bucket and
• 43:39
  Speaker 1: that ain't fishing. That's wishing you got in the water.
• 43:45
  Speaker 1: It's called wishing. When you sit on buckets, you put
• 43:48
  Speaker 1: your pole out there and you'll be wishing that the
• 43:50
  Speaker 1: fish come along. And I ain't even do that. No,
• 43:54
  Speaker 1: I got to go out there with Louis, and I
• 43:56
  Speaker 1: gotta hunt for the that's only that's different between me
• 43:59
  Speaker 1: and is just fun fishing. How do you do? Fishing
• 44:04
  Speaker 1: is great? If your deep sea fish is great, if
• 44:07
  Speaker 1: you bank fish is great. You know whatever is great,
• 44:10
  Speaker 1: your greatest great. Fishing is a great sport. I just
• 44:14
  Speaker 1: preferred bass fishing and turn me down. I remember you
• 44:18
  Speaker 1: had your your lake and you used to catch him
• 44:21
  Speaker 1: last Yeah you still got the what. Yeah you haven't
• 44:30
  Speaker 1: talked about it in a while. Yeah, that's you've been working.
• 44:36
  Speaker 1: It's still at it. Just saying it's still but I
• 44:40
  Speaker 1: am about to be on brought it up? You just
• 44:44
  Speaker 1: willing Lord willing boy, God bless me, man, Lord Lord
• 44:49
  Speaker 1: willing man will I think we referred to those as
• 44:52
  Speaker 1: a yachts. What you're talking about? Okay, that's not that's
• 44:57
  Speaker 1: a yacht, big old boat. If it isn't, yeah, I'll
• 45:02
  Speaker 1: be there right. But I think you should you you
• 45:09
  Speaker 1: work hard, you should play hard, Steve. You should see
• 45:13
  Speaker 1: what you're gonna do for you Marge for Mother's Day. No,
• 45:16
  Speaker 1: she's going to see her mom. Oh okay, and that
• 45:19
  Speaker 1: ain't his mom. See. I was just getting ready to
• 45:22
  Speaker 1: say that, Tommy, what are you going to do for
• 45:24
  Speaker 1: your wife? I was just gonna say that my wife.
• 45:27
  Speaker 1: Tell you what. I'll tell you what dam damn seven
• 45:30
  Speaker 1: grown ass kids better be thanking us, right, See all
• 45:38
  Speaker 1: that ain't fit to be on me? Yeah, and then
• 45:40
  Speaker 1: right and just like Tommy, we know she's not your mother,
• 45:43
  Speaker 1: but she's a mother of your children. She is a mother,
• 45:46
  Speaker 1: and they to give her something. Yes, No, well, ain't
• 45:51
  Speaker 1: none of your kids working time? What you gonna I'm
• 45:56
  Speaker 1: going to see my mom. Okay, okay, cool, okay, stupid babe,
• 46:07
  Speaker 1: we gotta go. Hey, come on now, now, you tell
• 46:12
  Speaker 1: me has to praying? Phone call coming up. You're listening
• 46:17
  Speaker 1: to the Steve Harvey Morning Show. Coming up to the
• 46:21
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• 46:23
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• 46:27
  Speaker 1: It's called I Want a Little Something Extra Too. Oh yeah,
• 46:32
  Speaker 1: hot off the website Steve Harvey f M. The subject
• 46:36
  Speaker 1: I want a little something extra too. But right now
• 46:39
  Speaker 1: it is time for the nephew and it's praying phone call.
• 46:41
  Speaker 1: What you got enough? What's going on? No hair? Weeds?
• 46:48
  Speaker 1: No hair? We run a cat, no week, get your defew. Hello, Hello,
• 47:00
  Speaker 1: I'm trying to reach Resa. Please reesa. Hi Resa, My
• 47:04
  Speaker 1: name is Byron Byron from the job. How are you.
• 47:07
  Speaker 1: I'm okay, how are you buying? I'm good. Listen. I
• 47:10
  Speaker 1: hate to call you after hours at your home, but
• 47:13
  Speaker 1: there has been some new issues that will be going
• 47:16
  Speaker 1: into effect. That was just tomorrow morning, and we're calling
• 47:19
  Speaker 1: everyone letting them know the new changes that have been
• 47:22
  Speaker 1: UM issued that will take effect first thing tomorrow morning.
• 47:25
  Speaker 1: So we're giving everyone a call, so don't be alarmed.
• 47:28
  Speaker 1: It's just give me a call letting you know what
• 47:30
  Speaker 1: the what the higher ups have changed. Okay, okay, there's
• 47:33
  Speaker 1: no problem, Okay, as up tomorrow, what's gonna happen is
• 47:37
  Speaker 1: when you guys come in, you'll be issued a new
• 47:39
  Speaker 1: key card, and that particular card will actually registers when
• 47:43
  Speaker 1: you come in and go out. Okay, all right. Second
• 47:47
  Speaker 1: one is there will no longer be any personal Internet
• 47:50
  Speaker 1: at the job any longer. You won't be able They're
• 47:53
  Speaker 1: actually putting a block on all computers. All the computers
• 47:56
  Speaker 1: will no longer be able to go to a lot
• 47:59
  Speaker 1: of these sites you guys go to that you've been
• 48:01
  Speaker 1: um that's been available here in the past. Okay, okay,
• 48:06
  Speaker 1: all right. The last one is Reesa, do you um,
• 48:09
  Speaker 1: do you wear a hair weave? What do you wear
• 48:12
  Speaker 1: a hair weave or a wig? Yes? Okay, well here's
• 48:16
  Speaker 1: one thing and hopefully you can get this change about tomorrow.
• 48:19
  Speaker 1: There's no weaves or hair or wigs gonna be allowed
• 48:24
  Speaker 1: uh at the job site from this point on. So
• 48:27
  Speaker 1: as of tomorrow morning, everyone must be wearing their natural hair.
• 48:31
  Speaker 1: You're joking. Uh No, these are the issues that are
• 48:34
  Speaker 1: gonna be that are in stated, and these are going
• 48:37
  Speaker 1: to take effect as of tomorrow morning, seven o'clock. What
• 48:40
  Speaker 1: does hair we've to have to do with any of
• 48:42
  Speaker 1: these changes? The first two I can understand punching in
• 48:45
  Speaker 1: and being on the internet. Yes, that's something that that corporate.
• 48:49
  Speaker 1: But we've do you get up start. They're looking down
• 48:55
  Speaker 1: upon it. Uh. Wigs and hair weaves they have to go.
• 49:00
  Speaker 1: So I'm assuming that if you, like you said, you
• 49:03
  Speaker 1: do have one, just doesn't come out taking it down
• 49:07
  Speaker 1: now and prepare your hair to be natural as you
• 49:10
  Speaker 1: come in to work tomorrow. I'm not taking my hair down.
• 49:12
  Speaker 1: I've been here seven years and I've dealt with all
• 49:14
  Speaker 1: the changes that y'all have made. But there's no way
• 49:18
  Speaker 1: that I'm taking my hair we've down. I'm sorry, what's
• 49:20
  Speaker 1: your name? Byron? Yes, my name is Byron, And I'm sorry,
• 49:25
  Speaker 1: let's get back to your weed. This has you're gonna
• 49:27
  Speaker 1: have to do something. Is there's someone that you can
• 49:30
  Speaker 1: call tonight to help you get your hair down and
• 49:32
  Speaker 1: so you can look presentable with your natural hair tomorrow. No,
• 49:35
  Speaker 1: my weed calls over two or three d dollars and
• 49:38
  Speaker 1: I'm not about to take that down. I mean, it
• 49:41
  Speaker 1: takes a long to them to take that down. Okay, Uh,
• 49:45
  Speaker 1: I mean is this something maybe you can take it
• 49:47
  Speaker 1: down and just wear it on the weekends because as
• 49:49
  Speaker 1: of now, you're not gonna be allowed to actually wear
• 49:52
  Speaker 1: it on the property. And how will you know if
• 49:54
  Speaker 1: someone has a weave or not? Are you gonna do
• 49:56
  Speaker 1: head checks or something? Okay, I man, I'm not quite
• 50:00
  Speaker 1: sure what they're gonna do to check it. But by
• 50:02
  Speaker 1: you telling me that you you have a we've then
• 50:06
  Speaker 1: I have to write it down that you have confirmed
• 50:09
  Speaker 1: that you do, and we got to make sure that
• 50:11
  Speaker 1: tomorrow morning you're not wearing one. But you don't know
• 50:13
  Speaker 1: what my natural hair looks like from my weaves? Are
• 50:17
  Speaker 1: you heard how much I pay for it? So it's
• 50:19
  Speaker 1: a good weave ma'am. It's not about how good you
• 50:23
  Speaker 1: know with the quality of your weaver or anything. They
• 50:25
  Speaker 1: don't want it. They want natural hair. I don't know
• 50:28
  Speaker 1: what that means. But they're going natural, they're going green,
• 50:31
  Speaker 1: they're going natural. I don't know what it is. They're
• 50:33
  Speaker 1: going natural, and so will you. Tomorrow morning. You need
• 50:36
  Speaker 1: to come in with your hair completely down. Okay, I'm
• 50:39
  Speaker 1: gonna do it. I'm not taking my weave down. Okay,
• 50:42
  Speaker 1: don't is that y'all gonna write me up with something? Okay, ma'am.
• 50:45
  Speaker 1: Do you not want your job? Yeah? I want my job,
• 50:47
  Speaker 1: But this don't make no sense. You're talking about personal appearance.
• 50:51
  Speaker 1: I can understand y'all have a dress coach and enforcing
• 50:53
  Speaker 1: a dress code. That's one thing. But telling somebody to
• 50:57
  Speaker 1: change that have you emotion your mind? Man? You're crazy. Man,
• 51:01
  Speaker 1: I'm not good. I have other people that I have
• 51:03
  Speaker 1: to call. Bottom line is get your hat out and
• 51:06
  Speaker 1: get your butt in the word tomorrow and let's not
• 51:08
  Speaker 1: go back and forth anymore. Okay, Well, listen, by rand
• 51:12
  Speaker 1: you're a low mind. If you're thinking I'm taking my
• 51:15
  Speaker 1: weave out, I'm not taking out at all. Esa is
• 51:19
  Speaker 1: coming up in there with her hair and I'm gonna
• 51:22
  Speaker 1: sit down at my desk and do job. Y'all gonna
• 51:24
  Speaker 1: have to drag me out there? Have some weave? You
• 51:27
  Speaker 1: lost your mind? You and your powers that be or
• 51:29
  Speaker 1: whoever they may be. You tell them that I said
• 51:32
  Speaker 1: that womenute? Womenute? Listen? Are you telling me that you're
• 51:36
  Speaker 1: coming in regardless with your hair on? Right? That's what
• 51:39
  Speaker 1: I just said. Okay, you then then we need to
• 51:44
  Speaker 1: Why don't you go ahead and bring some boxes in
• 51:46
  Speaker 1: because you may I'm not you bring this man. I
• 51:50
  Speaker 1: don't want to have to pack. You get your stuff
• 51:52
  Speaker 1: and box it up, and you're losing your job because
• 51:54
  Speaker 1: you can't take it. You know what? You can do
• 51:57
  Speaker 1: that because I'm a call the news station to tell him.
• 51:59
  Speaker 1: You drag give me out of behind some weed. Who's wrong?
• 52:03
  Speaker 1: You're wrong? You're wrong? You stupid? Are you gonna? You
• 52:07
  Speaker 1: need to watch your language? Young lady? Why I need
• 52:09
  Speaker 1: to watch my language? I'm at home. You call me
• 52:11
  Speaker 1: on my own home phone and on my time. I'm
• 52:14
  Speaker 1: at my house. I'm not on your flock. I say
• 52:17
  Speaker 1: what I want to say on my phone. Okay? Can
• 52:19
  Speaker 1: I say what I want on my phone? And then
• 52:21
  Speaker 1: I don't let you go and you can come into
• 52:23
  Speaker 1: the work anyway you want to tomorrow. What is it, Bible?
• 52:25
  Speaker 1: What else you got to say? I want to tell up.
• 52:28
  Speaker 1: I want to tell you that your girlfriend, Jennifer at
• 52:31
  Speaker 1: your job got me to prank phone call you. This
• 52:34
  Speaker 1: is Nephew Tommy from the Steve Horby Morning Show. He
• 52:40
  Speaker 1: just saying, I know you, hey, reason this is this
• 52:47
  Speaker 1: is nephew time Baby from the Steve Woby. More than
• 52:49
  Speaker 1: your Jennifer, your co worker, got me to prank phone
• 52:52
  Speaker 1: called my blood pressure. I'm gonna kill tomorrow and I'm
• 52:56
  Speaker 1: gonna pull a hole out. You want to come down
• 52:58
  Speaker 1: there and watch me drink pressure. You can't be doing
• 53:05
  Speaker 1: that to me behind my weave. I pay too much money.
• 53:08
  Speaker 1: My kids ain't nothing like a black woman and her
• 53:12
  Speaker 1: hell oh man, Okay, baby, I got one more thing
• 53:18
  Speaker 1: to ask you, girl, what is the baddest and I
• 53:20
  Speaker 1: mean the baddest radio show in the land. Well, after
• 53:26
  Speaker 1: this prank, you have to be the Steve Morning Show. God.
• 53:32
  Speaker 1: You know, in the workplace, sometimes it's it's sometimes it
• 53:35
  Speaker 1: can be over wheaves. You know what I'm saying. Over
• 53:40
  Speaker 1: overwhelm queen. Hard to get people to do something to
• 53:44
  Speaker 1: get stopped doing something you can't see. You don't even
• 53:47
  Speaker 1: say no, how whease did you practice it? I did?
• 53:54
  Speaker 1: For before I made the call, I was saying, I'm
• 53:56
  Speaker 1: pretty good when I did, and then and then, and
• 53:59
  Speaker 1: they'll be right in there. What they hell? Because you
• 54:02
  Speaker 1: can't see it? But are we gonna try and help us? Though?
• 54:08
  Speaker 1: Sometimes you guys go a little too far with the weaves.
• 54:12
  Speaker 1: That's all I'm saying. Sometimes it's a bit much. No,
• 54:16
  Speaker 1: that's it. Okay, you did it very good. I'm always
• 54:21
  Speaker 1: proud of you when you do that. Don't I get it?
• 54:24
  Speaker 1: One it, one out every now I can get it. Yeah,
• 54:27
  Speaker 1: I don't know it's gonna be male or female. But you, Timmy,
• 54:32
  Speaker 1: you know they have those weaves for guys. Now, Steve,
• 54:35
  Speaker 1: did you know that you can be bald and have
• 54:38
  Speaker 1: like a fade. They can put a fade on you.
• 54:41
  Speaker 1: They look good. Have you seen those can be bald
• 54:45
  Speaker 1: and they can do one. They can make it look
• 54:47
  Speaker 1: like you have a fade, No joke, it's the coldest
• 54:52
  Speaker 1: thing I ever seen. Yeah, high top fade whatever, Yes,
• 54:56
  Speaker 1: part down in the middle, all of them. Yes, have
• 54:59
  Speaker 1: you seen those? See you gotta send them the picture now,
• 55:03
  Speaker 1: I gotta sing you linked you can look just like
• 55:07
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• 55:16
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• 57:41
  Speaker 1: I want a little extra too. I want a little
• 57:44
  Speaker 1: something extra too. Here's Stephen Shirley. This is uh, this
• 57:48
  Speaker 1: one is short and sweet. I actually want Tommy's opinion too,
• 57:52
  Speaker 1: if that's let so you know it's a crazy letter. No, no, no,
• 57:57
  Speaker 1: but that's see. You see how they do the top
• 57:59
  Speaker 1: of how to include. This one is shot as sweet.
• 58:04
  Speaker 1: I actually won't time his opinion too. That's right, oh,
• 58:08
  Speaker 1: sentence I get. I've been married to a wonderful man
• 58:15
  Speaker 1: for the past twelve years, and we have a great marriage.
• 58:19
  Speaker 1: I have done any and everything to make him happy.
• 58:22
  Speaker 1: Most importantly, we have a very exciting sex life. I
• 58:27
  Speaker 1: often let him have threesomes, and I've started to really
• 58:30
  Speaker 1: enjoy them myself. But there's a big problem. Our threesomes
• 58:34
  Speaker 1: are always with females. I want to switch it up
• 58:37
  Speaker 1: and have another man to join us sometimes instead of
• 58:40
  Speaker 1: a woman. When I bring this up to my husband,
• 58:42
  Speaker 1: he always gets mad and ends the conversation. Why can't
• 58:46
  Speaker 1: I have a little something extra too? So it's okay
• 58:49
  Speaker 1: for him to have all the fun, I don't think.
• 58:52
  Speaker 1: So what do you guys think? I think you're barking
• 58:55
  Speaker 1: up the wrong tree. Uh, this is never gonna happen.
• 58:58
  Speaker 1: This is what happens really when bedroom games go just
• 59:01
  Speaker 1: a little too far. You say you do any and
• 59:04
  Speaker 1: everything to make him happy. You have not said one
• 59:06
  Speaker 1: time in the letter what he does to make you happy?
• 59:09
  Speaker 1: You asked him, and you see it didn't happen. It's
• 59:12
  Speaker 1: called a double double standard. Wifey Um. As crazy as
• 59:15
  Speaker 1: it seems, just no man really wants to lie back
• 59:18
  Speaker 1: and watch his wife get done by another man. I mean,
• 59:22
  Speaker 1: you know, in very rare occasions, it's just you know,
• 59:26
  Speaker 1: very rare occasions, maybe, yeah, but generally no, Um, it's
• 59:30
  Speaker 1: just not gonna happen. He wants to have all the fun,
• 59:33
  Speaker 1: like you said, and satisfy his fantasies by watching you
• 59:36
  Speaker 1: and another woman and be able to do another woman
• 59:38
  Speaker 1: while you don't get mad but actually cheer him on
• 59:42
  Speaker 1: and don't mind it a bit. A lot of men
• 59:44
  Speaker 1: will sign up for that if that's what they're into.
• 59:47
  Speaker 1: But you're tired of his selfishness and the one sidedness
• 59:52
  Speaker 1: and all of this, right, well, please realize it's not
• 59:54
  Speaker 1: going to change, and he will probably never allow another
• 59:58
  Speaker 1: man in the bedroom in a threesome. So I say,
• 1:00:01
  Speaker 1: shut all of this manager stuff down, shut it down
• 1:00:05
  Speaker 1: all together. Try to get back to the intimacy of
• 1:00:07
  Speaker 1: the two of you. Uh, and if if you can,
• 1:00:11
  Speaker 1: because this kind of relationship, that's kind of intrusion in
• 1:00:13
  Speaker 1: your marriage and in your bed. Uh, it's bound to
• 1:00:16
  Speaker 1: cause some major problems, and it already is doing that.
• 1:00:19
  Speaker 1: Steve Well, she wants Tommy's opinion. This is right up
• 1:00:24
  Speaker 1: Tommy's that. I'm gonna let Tommy join in. But let
• 1:00:27
  Speaker 1: me explain something to you first. There can only be
• 1:00:32
  Speaker 1: one dangling participle. There can only be one dangling participle.
• 1:00:40
  Speaker 1: Glad he said part in this situation, men ain't gonna
• 1:00:45
  Speaker 1: be in no room. And it's more than one of
• 1:00:48
  Speaker 1: these dangling participle in this room because he now is
• 1:00:52
  Speaker 1: not a threesome anymore. It's an orgy. Now we like three.
• 1:00:57
  Speaker 1: We don't care for orgy. See your pilor but is
• 1:01:01
  Speaker 1: in the flow and it's some men somewhere and my
• 1:01:04
  Speaker 1: my leg touched his legs. See, we gotta problem. I
• 1:01:10
  Speaker 1: can't look over there. And all of a sudden he
• 1:01:12
  Speaker 1: rubbing on my wash your hand over you have a
• 1:01:23
  Speaker 1: an orgy and it's not This is not a threesome,
• 1:01:27
  Speaker 1: any more threesomes. It's clearly defined as to what they are.
• 1:01:33
  Speaker 1: I ain't with none of this, but Tommy, go ahead.
• 1:01:37
  Speaker 1: I am with all of this heat giving the threesomes.
• 1:01:42
  Speaker 1: Don't stop this. Don't be selfish. It's not about you.
• 1:01:47
  Speaker 1: If I want to stop, that's not the issue. She
• 1:01:49
  Speaker 1: doesn't want to stop. This is not about her. We're
• 1:01:53
  Speaker 1: not bringing in no actual men. You can't that that
• 1:01:55
  Speaker 1: other man can't graze up against me. That can't happen.
• 1:01:59
  Speaker 1: But the reasons I have to continue. Whoever y'all bringing
• 1:02:03
  Speaker 1: in in octavi, whoever it is Sair not say surely,
• 1:02:07
  Speaker 1: but but whoever you bringing in now I have I'm
• 1:02:14
  Speaker 1: not saying I have participated, but I have heard about
• 1:02:17
  Speaker 1: these engages and they're wonderful. You want this and if
• 1:02:22
  Speaker 1: you stop now, I'm just saying, cutaly, if you started
• 1:02:25
  Speaker 1: out doing this for your man, this has to continue now,
• 1:02:29
  Speaker 1: she said, She enjoys it too, but now she wants
• 1:02:34
  Speaker 1: to add a man. See what he's scared over is
• 1:02:41
  Speaker 1: you're gonna bring in King Swain. I don't get cold rampage,
• 1:02:59
  Speaker 1: big part ofself, little man gonna be standing in the
• 1:03:02
  Speaker 1: corner sucking that boy over that damage in the prod.
• 1:03:10
  Speaker 1: He over there and told the yard of so bad
• 1:03:12
  Speaker 1: that y'all don't look like it can be no more
• 1:03:14
  Speaker 1: good Freeze, you ain't here, Holly, but Holland harder and
• 1:03:21
  Speaker 1: love than when he and that likes things in threes. Yeah,
• 1:03:27
  Speaker 1: she wanted a three part answer from all of us. Well,
• 1:03:31
  Speaker 1: there you have it. Shirley said it right. No man
• 1:03:34
  Speaker 1: wants to watch another man do his wife. No man
• 1:03:39
  Speaker 1: wants to watch that. And now you see me enjoy
• 1:03:42
  Speaker 1: him doing another woman and you another woman in. Now
• 1:03:45
  Speaker 1: you know that's y'all, But you know I'm I see
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  Speaker 1: Once Shirley is right. Once you bring this in, let
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  Speaker 1: the games begin. So what you ought to do is
• 1:03:53
  Speaker 1: just surprised him and had a dude over there. Look,
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  Speaker 1: well that party Steve's response at after the our hour,
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  Speaker 1: you're listening to Steve Harvey Morning Show. Let's go Steve
• 1:04:08
  Speaker 1: with part two of your response to today's Strawberry letter.
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  Speaker 1: So going to do a reactment of what can happen
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  Speaker 1: with this woman who's been doing this threesome with a
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  Speaker 1: man because she's enjoyed it. Now she thinks he's having
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  Speaker 1: all the fun she wants me to do another man
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  Speaker 1: into it. And here's what can happen if that happens.
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  Speaker 1: I come here from work. Honey. Oh hey baby, how
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  Speaker 1: you doing, honey? I'm good girl. Hey you ready for that?
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  Speaker 1: You know we talked about doing this. Yes, yes, yes,
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  Speaker 1: and boyd I have a surprise for you. I like
• 1:04:44
  Speaker 1: your surprise. I know you and you're gonna like that
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  Speaker 1: last one you had it here, let ja that last
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  Speaker 1: one got Oh? Thank you? Thank you honey. Well, well,
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  Speaker 1: it is my hope that you'll be high fighting. But
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  Speaker 1: but I'm well, thank you, honey. That makes me feel good.
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  Speaker 1: That makes me feel good. You feel thank you? Oh
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  Speaker 1: do you? Honey? Thank you? I hope you still feel
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  Speaker 1: that way. Let's always. Well, take my hand, let me
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  Speaker 1: lead you on into the bedroom. Open the door. I
• 1:05:25
  Speaker 1: know you're don't keep your eye. I know you're so excited. Right. Oh,
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  Speaker 1: this is gonna be fun. You're gonna love this, honey.
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  Speaker 1: Just a couple more stairs to go. Careful, careful, careful,
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  Speaker 1: I know, Okay, careful, here we go. Okay, okay, okay,
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  Speaker 1: open the door, honey, you can open your eyes now
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  Speaker 1: open honey? What next? Is my name next to loan?
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  Speaker 1: Well honey. Yeah, well I surprised you. Honey. You know
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  Speaker 1: what I told you. I've been telling you. I wanted
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  Speaker 1: to switch it up a bit and maybe bring here. Hold, hey, pardon,
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  Speaker 1: who are you? Hey? Like I said before, man next
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  Speaker 1: next to Long, Honey, this is Dexter Yet, well I
• 1:06:24
  Speaker 1: just call him Deck. You called him Deck? Yeah, you
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  Speaker 1: called me dex to hold on, hold on? Why why
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  Speaker 1: is he in here? But well because, honey, you know,
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  Speaker 1: I've been telling you that I'm getting a little bored
• 1:06:41
  Speaker 1: and I wanted to have some fun too, so I
• 1:06:43
  Speaker 1: brought in dex You know, we always have a woman,
• 1:06:48
  Speaker 1: and now I thought, you know, we'd bring a guy
• 1:06:49
  Speaker 1: in and switch it up a little bit. Hold on,
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  Speaker 1: hold on, hold on? Hold what you work? What? What
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  Speaker 1: the weekend? Yes? Yes? What what? What? What? What? What?
• 1:07:05
  Speaker 1: What do you mean to do that? Baby? Well? Um,
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  Speaker 1: at the grocery store, he was in the produce Hold on,
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  Speaker 1: hold on, hold on, hold on a party? What's going
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  Speaker 1: when you're laughing? For? And why are you standing here
• 1:07:21
  Speaker 1: in your draw? Like I said, this is Dexter, Dexter Long.
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  Speaker 1: You know we're gonna add a little spice to what
• 1:07:30
  Speaker 1: you and your wife got? What Hey, Hey, hey, hey,
• 1:07:35
  Speaker 1: already know what to name is. I'm trying to figure
• 1:07:38
  Speaker 1: out why you can hear? Why I got a drug?
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  Speaker 1: And what is all this equipment in here? Well, we
• 1:07:44
  Speaker 1: just brought a little few toys to have some fun,
• 1:07:46
  Speaker 1: brother and swing site. What is the swing sitting here for?
• 1:07:54
  Speaker 1: So I can swing on in there? What do the
• 1:07:57
  Speaker 1: monket do? You gotta swing? Set on market? You got
• 1:08:03
  Speaker 1: a cam quarter? We are filming this. We film all
• 1:08:06
  Speaker 1: the other ones. Honey, What do you mean? I thought
• 1:08:10
  Speaker 1: it'd be fun? Hold on? Hold on the grocery store?
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  Speaker 1: You may just do that? How you get in my house?
• 1:08:16
  Speaker 1: How this man get in my house? Down at the Gelston,
• 1:08:25
  Speaker 1: We don't go to Gilson, Baby, We're shopping whole foods
• 1:08:27
  Speaker 1: and round. What the hell are you doing down to jail? Well?
• 1:08:31
  Speaker 1: I just wanted to do something different. Yeah, she met
• 1:08:34
  Speaker 1: me right by the cue comber. Hold up, don't his
• 1:08:39
  Speaker 1: name is deck? Honey? Did you see the past? See
• 1:08:46
  Speaker 1: the pecks on dead? Yeah, I'm looking at the packs
• 1:08:49
  Speaker 1: on dead. I'm looking at the rip ash bowl. I'm
• 1:08:52
  Speaker 1: scared and you and I don't know where you got
• 1:08:56
  Speaker 1: in the cue comber. Hold up, don't hold put your
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  Speaker 1: trothes and get out of my house. Oh I can't
• 1:09:07
  Speaker 1: just like this. I came in my under man, Hey,
• 1:09:15
  Speaker 1: hold im do how did you get over here? No?
• 1:09:18
  Speaker 1: I drove? Okay, did you drive you and your drawls
• 1:09:23
  Speaker 1: out of my bedroom? Because you know, hey, you ain't hunting?
• 1:09:28
  Speaker 1: Hell he let hey dog dog dog dot. If you
• 1:09:33
  Speaker 1: get your chance in your car and finds set somewhere
• 1:09:35
  Speaker 1: to go because from How about this, brother? How about this?
• 1:09:38
  Speaker 1: How about you run to the store real quick. Let
• 1:09:40
  Speaker 1: me go and take care. Oh okay, okay, I'm going
• 1:09:46
  Speaker 1: to the stove. I'll be right back. Wait, come on,
• 1:09:58
  Speaker 1: come on yeah yeah yeah yeah. And guess when I'm
• 1:10:03
  Speaker 1: pouring that dick? Yeah yeah, I know, not the back
• 1:10:09
  Speaker 1: come home, yeah, deck deck needed. That's gonna need some
• 1:10:14
  Speaker 1: mels to your get up out of here, all right, honey,
• 1:10:19
  Speaker 1: we gotta go. Ye on your way out. You seen
• 1:10:24
  Speaker 1: your sister in here and she got to be all right. Listen,
• 1:10:30
  Speaker 1: go to Instagram and let us know what you think
• 1:10:34
  Speaker 1: about today's strawberry letter. At my girls, Shirley with your
• 1:10:38
  Speaker 1: thoughts on today's strawberry letter. Coming up in ten minutes.
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  Speaker 1: Tommy has some advice for men on how to stay
• 1:10:44
  Speaker 1: out of trouble at home, how Africa. We'll be right
• 1:10:48
  Speaker 1: back with more of this foolish right after this. But
• 1:10:59
  Speaker 1: you see that, Yeah, looking at dicks and these we
• 1:11:02
  Speaker 1: don't go to We're gonna you ain't getting no hoop
• 1:11:07
  Speaker 1: at all this year. Man. You're listening to the Steve
• 1:11:11
  Speaker 1: Harvey Morning Show. Coming up at the top of the hour,
• 1:11:15
  Speaker 1: we'll do a little sports talk with Unc Neth and
• 1:11:18
  Speaker 1: Junior wile they talked about it earlier, Lebron James. But
• 1:11:22
  Speaker 1: all right now, yeah, right now, temmy, what is this about?
• 1:11:25
  Speaker 1: You wanting to help men stay out of trouble? You
• 1:11:27
  Speaker 1: want to share a little INTI one of my boys, Yes, sir,
• 1:11:31
  Speaker 1: one of my boys. Are you talking about this? This
• 1:11:33
  Speaker 1: wouldn't be from somebody who stays, you know, he wants
• 1:11:35
  Speaker 1: to help men out of trouble. Things and you notice
• 1:11:40
  Speaker 1: you you you, you come on nine. There's certain things
• 1:11:44
  Speaker 1: that can get you in trouble that you need to
• 1:11:46
  Speaker 1: be aware of, Certain little items that can get you
• 1:11:49
  Speaker 1: in receipts. You don't keep receipts, burn all your receipts.
• 1:11:55
  Speaker 1: These are things that you must know if you're gonna
• 1:11:58
  Speaker 1: be player. Player, damn no receipts, receipts for you. You
• 1:12:05
  Speaker 1: can stuff you can't write off. Okay, some of this
• 1:12:12
  Speaker 1: stuff got to take it. You gotta take the faith
• 1:12:14
  Speaker 1: for the team, all right, watch this, and everybody like
• 1:12:18
  Speaker 1: to keep one or two in their phone pictures. Get
• 1:12:21
  Speaker 1: rid of them dog gone pictures. That right there. It's
• 1:12:26
  Speaker 1: shrewd ever dens that your bud can get caught. Absolutely.
• 1:12:30
  Speaker 1: Now you go one from my uncle's book, Glitter. Glitter
• 1:12:35
  Speaker 1: will get you everything. You can't have no glitter on
• 1:12:45
  Speaker 1: you because you can't see. Yeah, boar. Back in two
• 1:12:51
  Speaker 1: thousand one morning, for two days in a row, Sherley
• 1:12:56
  Speaker 1: was going, you need to really need to get somebody
• 1:12:58
  Speaker 1: glitter hold on you want to work, yes, Shirley. Shirley
• 1:13:08
  Speaker 1: come and said, Steve, really really glit all in my
• 1:13:15
  Speaker 1: hell everywhere. It was everywhere but all on my neck.
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  Speaker 1: Would you come to work out like you ain't did nothing?
• 1:13:25
  Speaker 1: She understand, Steve, what is this all on you? Huh?
• 1:13:30
  Speaker 1: And you know what you can take two three showers
• 1:13:32
  Speaker 1: and all that glitter. You cannot get the glit off.
• 1:13:36
  Speaker 1: This one is one junior shouldn't know when you have
• 1:13:39
  Speaker 1: a count. You had that package and tad that cone off.
• 1:13:44
  Speaker 1: That little ConA got to get to the trash, that
• 1:13:49
  Speaker 1: little cone because they're all no more conas like that,
• 1:13:53
  Speaker 1: that ConA. He is it a matter of fact, don't
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  Speaker 1: tad tad off and leave it a match to the back.
• 1:14:01
  Speaker 1: Don't tear it off, come out, tear off percent of it.
• 1:14:09
  Speaker 1: A lot of divorces. Yeah, women are detective. It just
• 1:14:13
  Speaker 1: take the little teen ten teen. Listen to him. Your
• 1:14:18
  Speaker 1: your woman can't have short hair, and you got long
• 1:14:22
  Speaker 1: hair in the scene. Oh you're so freaking dad. You're
• 1:14:32
  Speaker 1: trying to put that on your body. That's from me.
• 1:14:37
  Speaker 1: You eat something. Don't have an eyelash in your tooth?
• 1:14:44
  Speaker 1: Have you have you had that? A man? They're gonna
• 1:14:49
  Speaker 1: I had a whole eyelash in the front, ain't you, Steve? Huh.
• 1:15:00
  Speaker 1: They're just smiling and what's happening. You know, we don't
• 1:15:05
  Speaker 1: miss anything. You know that they do not. Okay, now
• 1:15:09
  Speaker 1: here's no what a bobby can break up a relationship.
• 1:15:15
  Speaker 1: I'm just telling you you have no reason to have
• 1:15:18
  Speaker 1: a bobby pin in your house. Your head all earring back, right.
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  Speaker 1: Oh that's yeah, that's a good one. Yeah, that's really small.
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  Speaker 1: They leave them they leave them. Yes, they do take
• 1:15:34
  Speaker 1: another one too. Her jacket can't be left in your clothes. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: you got and if if she do, you got to
• 1:15:45
  Speaker 1: burn this jacket. So she aske who jacket is this?
• 1:15:48
  Speaker 1: You didn't even know what was in there? What Wait
• 1:15:50
  Speaker 1: a minute, I know you didn't burn my jacket. Push
• 1:15:55
  Speaker 1: on the pillar. Oh they got to be washed right at?
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  Speaker 1: Make up live any of that on the pillow. Burn
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  Speaker 1: that pillow to This is Tommy with his advice to
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  Speaker 1: men to stay up the black tip off the end
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  Speaker 1: of a high heel shoe. All of that bags from
• 1:16:18
  Speaker 1: a store that you know dog on. Well, that ain't
• 1:16:21
  Speaker 1: where you shopping that bag right there? You know how
• 1:16:24
  Speaker 1: people take a bag folding up when they're gonna use
• 1:16:26
  Speaker 1: it later. Put it on the counter, that bag. Get
• 1:16:29
  Speaker 1: rid of that bag for you. I got elite press
• 1:16:34
  Speaker 1: on nail. Yeah, more popular than ever. Empty egg and
• 1:16:49
  Speaker 1: I got busted with that one one time. I had
• 1:16:57
  Speaker 1: an empty egg in the trash one time. Oh lord,
• 1:17:01
  Speaker 1: I couldn't explain. What did you end up saying? You
• 1:17:05
  Speaker 1: just JUSTI that one. I had bought it. I had
• 1:17:09
  Speaker 1: waves back then, and I had bought one for to
• 1:17:11
  Speaker 1: make my waves set nights make a wave cap. Oh
• 1:17:15
  Speaker 1: that was yeah, that was good. That is quick. She
• 1:17:21
  Speaker 1: didn't buy it, though, but it was. She asked me
• 1:17:24
  Speaker 1: where the rest of the pen? Well, where'd you throw
• 1:17:28
  Speaker 1: him away? Because the egg is in the try right
• 1:17:32
  Speaker 1: out the window. Yeah, it was a good line, but
• 1:17:35
  Speaker 1: it didn't work out. Now fell the next day with
• 1:17:39
  Speaker 1: some panting holes on trying to prove my cake. I
• 1:17:44
  Speaker 1: told the whole TV off the wall, boy it come
• 1:17:53
  Speaker 1: on your it, come on your TV. Yeah, come on
• 1:17:56
  Speaker 1: the TV. I told a whole green over. Alright, we're
• 1:18:03
  Speaker 1: gonna come back with sports highlights with the boys. Okay,
• 1:18:06
  Speaker 1: when we come back, you're listening to Steve Harvey Morning Show. Yeah,
• 1:18:12
  Speaker 1: this is my favorite part of the show. Who the
• 1:18:15
  Speaker 1: sports update and highlights? Can you feel my secerity? All right? Oh,
• 1:18:22
  Speaker 1: he excited Shirley. You know I don't do that. Dog
• 1:18:26
  Speaker 1: on Bron Bron h Man hit the at the buzzer though,
• 1:18:31
  Speaker 1: off the glass. Wow, that's the second. I'm really starting
• 1:18:38
  Speaker 1: to almost be a shame to say this, Hill, but
• 1:18:45
  Speaker 1: I am watching one of the greatest basketball players of
• 1:18:50
  Speaker 1: all times to the demise of Cat. I'm show in
• 1:19:00
  Speaker 1: a text I was involved in the text between Junior
• 1:19:06
  Speaker 1: and uh Cat. It was ugly. They came in on
• 1:19:11
  Speaker 1: my phone too. I'm like, dang guy, it was ugly, man,
• 1:19:16
  Speaker 1: it was so distressed. Back to Cat, don't want to
• 1:19:18
  Speaker 1: gil Lebron. No, damn kan, heve man. Kobe is a
• 1:19:28
  Speaker 1: great player, too, was Yeah, he's supposed to be this
• 1:19:31
  Speaker 1: great he playing in the league when him, but Kobe
• 1:19:33
  Speaker 1: was one of the greatest. Absolutely, yeah, he's supposed to
• 1:19:39
  Speaker 1: be great. He playing at the time era basketball where
• 1:19:42
  Speaker 1: you can't touch him. I just hate man. Cob played
• 1:19:48
  Speaker 1: in the same era. Yeah, damn, they've been knowing each other. Damn. Yeah,
• 1:20:05
  Speaker 1: hey man over the weekend to now hold up. Now,
• 1:20:09
  Speaker 1: me and my boys from Cleveland, we have labeled Lebron
• 1:20:14
  Speaker 1: James our Jordan's. Okay, all right, I can see that
• 1:20:21
  Speaker 1: we've called Lebron James. Now we're Cleveland boys. Now you
• 1:20:24
  Speaker 1: understand we have called him our Jordan's. And if this
• 1:20:28
  Speaker 1: boy continues, this is gonna be tough. Man, He's tough.
• 1:20:33
  Speaker 1: It's gonna be hard, dude. We won't get six rings
• 1:20:36
  Speaker 1: like the greatest Jordan did. Jordan revolutionized the game. But
• 1:20:41
  Speaker 1: this boiler man to end the game or to play
• 1:20:49
  Speaker 1: in the game. Instead of taking the ball out at
• 1:20:51
  Speaker 1: half court with six seconds left, they took it the
• 1:20:55
  Speaker 1: seventh say, they took it the full length of the
• 1:20:57
  Speaker 1: court so they couldn't do no trapping clear out. And
• 1:21:00
  Speaker 1: he took in the jail that shop. He was so
• 1:21:03
  Speaker 1: high off the ground, one hand off the glass. It
• 1:21:08
  Speaker 1: was pretty This is what I'd be saying to the
• 1:21:12
  Speaker 1: left back with the right on that good Lord. I
• 1:21:17
  Speaker 1: just stood up and out through playing golf. I just
• 1:21:20
  Speaker 1: stood up in Holly, who is this in in front
• 1:21:29
  Speaker 1: of everybody? I was watching game by myself. You're nothing
• 1:21:35
  Speaker 1: to yourself, you know. But what was Dwayne Casey there
• 1:21:41
  Speaker 1: talking about in the huddle on the time out? Don't
• 1:21:44
  Speaker 1: let him get this ball? But did you see they
• 1:21:47
  Speaker 1: look when it went in Toronto. The whole bench down
• 1:21:54
  Speaker 1: because they can understand. They were blinking Toronto's through because
• 1:21:58
  Speaker 1: the Rosa set out the time for quarter. He didn't
• 1:22:01
  Speaker 1: sound good after the game, didn't look good doing the game.
• 1:22:03
  Speaker 1: They are demoralized. It ends in Cleveland. Toronto will be
• 1:22:07
  Speaker 1: swept tonight is the Cleveland tonight? Don't Yeah, it's over. Hey,
• 1:22:13
  Speaker 1: they ain't coming out the land, baby, we ain't going
• 1:22:16
  Speaker 1: back to the now of thrones. Yeah, well this basketball
• 1:22:31
  Speaker 1: go heading back alright, So you guys ready for my
• 1:22:36
  Speaker 1: kind of sports story. You ready for the Steve? All right?
• 1:22:43
  Speaker 1: Did you guys see the retirement? Give that Dallas Cowboys
• 1:22:46
  Speaker 1: owner Jerry Jones gave Jason Witten. Cowboys superstar Jason Witten
• 1:22:51
  Speaker 1: retired last Thursday at a televised news conference. Yeah, and
• 1:22:55
  Speaker 1: Jerry Jones thanked Witten for his fifteen years of service
• 1:22:59
  Speaker 1: by giving him a football covered in real diamonds. Real diamonds. Guys,
• 1:23:05
  Speaker 1: it's totally blamed out. It is gorgeous. You gotta see it.
• 1:23:10
  Speaker 1: I would want it were like a trillion dollars. Damon,
• 1:23:15
  Speaker 1: give me a tree, damn football. Tay play with it.
• 1:23:21
  Speaker 1: It's pretty though. Uh. It's reported that Witton already has
• 1:23:24
  Speaker 1: a brand new job with ESPN. So there you go. Yeah,
• 1:23:27
  Speaker 1: a blinged out football full of football. You can pull
• 1:23:34
  Speaker 1: on it or whatever you wanted to do. But yeah,
• 1:23:37
  Speaker 1: it's just beautiful. Give me well, okay, I like, yeah,
• 1:23:48
  Speaker 1: it's diamonds, real diamonds, real diamonds, real diamonds. How much
• 1:23:53
  Speaker 1: is that? How much? Diamond? Call? Come on, don't go
• 1:23:58
  Speaker 1: diamond I know somebody put put us off the beautiful
• 1:24:04
  Speaker 1: you can get a helmet done. I think it's two
• 1:24:08
  Speaker 1: or fifteen thousand and one. Dude got the whole NFL
• 1:24:12
  Speaker 1: collection on his wall. Or no, rich dude got the
• 1:24:15
  Speaker 1: whole NFL collection Ryan stoned out on his wall in
• 1:24:19
  Speaker 1: his man k always but diamond, it's so pretty. But
• 1:24:24
  Speaker 1: when that's fly. When we finished, you're giving us blamed
• 1:24:27
  Speaker 1: out microphones and stuff. Yeah yeah, oh man, let me
• 1:24:31
  Speaker 1: send you this microphone. Send it to me. Yeah, but
• 1:24:34
  Speaker 1: I'll tell you what you won't be It won't be done,
• 1:24:40
  Speaker 1: you big toy. They won't be dond give us. You
• 1:24:44
  Speaker 1: know I did my last stand up with a gold microphone. Yeah,
• 1:24:48
  Speaker 1: oh yeah, and some blamed out shoes. Your shoes were
• 1:24:52
  Speaker 1: really shiny and pretty. Still got it in the case
• 1:24:55
  Speaker 1: that the gold microphone, like the last day and Vegas profit.
• 1:25:02
  Speaker 1: All right, thank you, guys. I was good. Coming up
• 1:25:05
  Speaker 1: at twenty after the hour, we'll have more in this
• 1:25:07
  Speaker 1: discussion about tonight's game. Right, okay, it's going down. We'll
• 1:25:12
  Speaker 1: be back right after this. You're listening to Steve Harvey Show.
• 1:25:17
  Speaker 1: Tonight is a big game game four more sports talk
• 1:25:22
  Speaker 1: game got Cleveland in Cleveland in Cleveland, OK, gonna be
• 1:25:28
  Speaker 1: all sweet. I never thought Philly would be down three
• 1:25:34
  Speaker 1: oh with Boston celth hey Man. They thought Philly was
• 1:25:38
  Speaker 1: gonna come out to East, but Boston, Boston been wearing
• 1:25:41
  Speaker 1: him out. Stephen A. Smith went on the Red talking
• 1:25:43
  Speaker 1: about it's all the coaches fault. But I totally disagree
• 1:25:47
  Speaker 1: with stephen A on that totally. He says coaches fault
• 1:25:52
  Speaker 1: because he had the one dude that was athletic enough
• 1:25:55
  Speaker 1: to get away from the president Boston self. Ben Simmons
• 1:25:59
  Speaker 1: was taking the ball out. Then Reddick took the ball out.
• 1:26:02
  Speaker 1: He's a shooting guard. They should have put that in
• 1:26:04
  Speaker 1: a point guard's responsibility to make the pass. Uh. But still,
• 1:26:10
  Speaker 1: if you're pro, you should be able to pass the
• 1:26:12
  Speaker 1: ball to one person. Anybody should be able to do that.
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  Speaker 1: So I disagreed that as the coach's fault. I think
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  Speaker 1: it's an execution of the players. They get laxed, they're young,
• 1:26:23
  Speaker 1: they just ain't executing. At the end, you either want
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  Speaker 1: to win it or you don't. Now, So I disagree
• 1:26:31
  Speaker 1: with Steven A. Smith put it on the players. The
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  Speaker 1: player was good. All they had to do was executed.
• 1:26:38
  Speaker 1: These are players they worked on. And what is this
• 1:26:41
  Speaker 1: about Oscar de Lajoya starting his own mm A promotion business.
• 1:26:47
  Speaker 1: He's gunning to sign Chuck Lidell as his first fighter.
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  Speaker 1: This is according to tim z Sports. He says, it's
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  Speaker 1: no secret that I love m m A fighters. I
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  Speaker 1: love what they do. I want to get into the
• 1:26:59
  Speaker 1: m m A business us. I want to start Golden
• 1:27:01
  Speaker 1: Boy mm A. No word on when he's looking to
• 1:27:04
  Speaker 1: make this all go down. But what do you think
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  Speaker 1: about that, Steve? If Oscar de la Joya gets into
• 1:27:09
  Speaker 1: m I mean, that's cool, he can go ahead and
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  Speaker 1: try it. But these boys that the UFC is huge,
• 1:27:17
  Speaker 1: it's huge. Don't fight with him no more because Dale
• 1:27:21
  Speaker 1: took a bunch of losses. You know, he's older now,
• 1:27:26
  Speaker 1: he can't He can still fight, but he can't fight
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  Speaker 1: as good. But de la Hoya still believes in him.
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  Speaker 1: He wants to sign him. Bad decision he's been making
• 1:27:34
  Speaker 1: va Okay, you remember he was in He was in that.
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  Speaker 1: We've seen him. That was a bad decision too. So
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  Speaker 1: this is right up is that you think he'll get
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  Speaker 1: in the cage and fight himself. He's past his prime,
• 1:27:49
  Speaker 1: not not. Yeah, the cage fighting at what you want
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  Speaker 1: to do. You don't want to go and that's that.
• 1:27:56
  Speaker 1: That was a rule about Mayweather going to cage fighting too.
• 1:27:59
  Speaker 1: It's just a rule, really, it's just a rumor can
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  Speaker 1: kind of cage But I know, but what what is
• 1:28:05
  Speaker 1: what's the difference? You can get kicked, elbowed. You kick
• 1:28:11
  Speaker 1: a brood in the stomach the damn leg. Yeah, and
• 1:28:16
  Speaker 1: you can you can throw him on the ground and hoopers,
• 1:28:18
  Speaker 1: I asked while they came, some of the boxing rules
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  Speaker 1: go out the window with cage. Oh, if you're live biting,
• 1:28:28
  Speaker 1: I could win a couple You and chuck like, hell
• 1:28:33
  Speaker 1: oh yeah, because I've been in a couple of fights.
• 1:28:35
  Speaker 1: While I came out on top by biting, biting and
• 1:28:40
  Speaker 1: picking up something. That's a lot dog out here. The
• 1:28:44
  Speaker 1: dude with a stone, it wasn't even rock, it was
• 1:28:46
  Speaker 1: a stone. I couldn't have threw this up thirty yards.
• 1:28:51
  Speaker 1: I had a stone. Hit him on top of his shoulder,
• 1:28:54
  Speaker 1: ran home crying, that's all he needed and stop alright,
• 1:28:59
  Speaker 1: hit him over his spong forward head. When we come back,
• 1:29:02
  Speaker 1: we're gonna talk about Steve's weekend. He played a little
• 1:29:05
  Speaker 1: Ford over the weekend right after this you're listening, please
• 1:29:13
  Speaker 1: share with us what happened on the golf course this weekend. Well,
• 1:29:16
  Speaker 1: there was nothing funny, you know, it's just another trophy
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  Speaker 1: that I wanted, you know, you know, it's just another
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  Speaker 1: time to me and the fellas go out maybe three
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  Speaker 1: times a year, four if possible. Yeah, that's really all
• 1:29:30
  Speaker 1: the golf I got in me. I can't really get
• 1:29:33
  Speaker 1: out there regular because of my work schedule. But we
• 1:29:36
  Speaker 1: went out. We had the knick knack knickknacks that I
• 1:29:39
  Speaker 1: stole from Rodney Green and his crew. Rodney Green started
• 1:29:43
  Speaker 1: a thing called the knick Knack Tournament. Na. We had
• 1:29:48
  Speaker 1: hi wa get a dog a bone, you know, mostly cues.
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  Speaker 1: But anyway, you know, we down there. We do a
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  Speaker 1: three day tournament. We played Friday, Sadday, Sunday, and we
• 1:29:59
  Speaker 1: told the score wars and whoever wins the other three
• 1:30:02
  Speaker 1: dudes have to go into the pro Shop and buy
• 1:30:05
  Speaker 1: him everything he wants. Pass, shoes, hats, jackets, club whatever
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  Speaker 1: you want out to Pro Shop. Yeah, I mean, I
• 1:30:15
  Speaker 1: mean nobody gets clubs, but you know, you know, somebody
• 1:30:18
  Speaker 1: might want to try putter or something like that. Said
• 1:30:22
  Speaker 1: a club, you know, stuff like that. Shoes, socks. You know.
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  Speaker 1: So when we get there on Friday, we all kind
• 1:30:30
  Speaker 1: of go in the pro shop and start laying stuff out,
• 1:30:33
  Speaker 1: picking stuff, you know, anticipating to win. This is the
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  Speaker 1: third one in the row for me. What's your shot? Well,
• 1:30:45
  Speaker 1: I shot, uh, the first day I shot at eighty seven,
• 1:30:50
  Speaker 1: or the second day I shot and eighty four, and
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  Speaker 1: then yesterday I shot eighty two. Wow, you're doing quite well.
• 1:31:01
  Speaker 1: I'm the greatest every nine. We have rules. Now I
• 1:31:06
  Speaker 1: want you to understand. We have you get a breakfast
• 1:31:10
  Speaker 1: ball every morning. Breakfast ball means on the first tea,
• 1:31:14
  Speaker 1: you know, if you hit a bad shot, you get
• 1:31:16
  Speaker 1: to hit it again. It's called breakfastball. And then we
• 1:31:20
  Speaker 1: play one mull again on each side. Mothergan means one
• 1:31:24
  Speaker 1: dude over shot day. Yeah, well congratulations, and oh got
• 1:31:35
  Speaker 1: some shirts and some hats. Went on and bought me
• 1:31:39
  Speaker 1: some socks since they was free. You know, I got
• 1:31:43
  Speaker 1: drawn full of socks, but I just I got socked drawn,
• 1:31:46
  Speaker 1: you know. But I went on pimping because what I
• 1:31:49
  Speaker 1: ain't gonna do it let you off. So I got
• 1:31:50
  Speaker 1: about got about five shirts. Is nice. First shop on
• 1:31:57
  Speaker 1: the aw You ain't getting out of here like I
• 1:32:01
  Speaker 1: don't give a damn view if you do. Know, I
• 1:32:03
  Speaker 1: got money that ain't got nothing to do it. Yeah,
• 1:32:10
  Speaker 1: I'm in there spoils. Yeah, Big Blue gives me a
• 1:32:16
  Speaker 1: run for the money. Calhoun used to win it, but
• 1:32:20
  Speaker 1: I started whooping on Calhoun. And what'd you say? You
• 1:32:23
  Speaker 1: said you got you have these special shoes that you loved,
• 1:32:27
  Speaker 1: and Mr Calhoun got something like yours. Well, Calhoun bought
• 1:32:31
  Speaker 1: the shoot that I got. And that's why I had
• 1:32:35
  Speaker 1: the whooping yesterday because he wore but I didn't have
• 1:32:40
  Speaker 1: it on though. Now I'm not gonna wear it this
• 1:32:42
  Speaker 1: weekend because I always take options. I have about six ourfits.
• 1:32:47
  Speaker 1: Can you pack all this stuff? Well, it got in
• 1:32:50
  Speaker 1: my bag. I couldn't turn the pack all right. Coming
• 1:32:54
  Speaker 1: up our last break of the day and Steve's closing remark.
• 1:32:58
  Speaker 1: You're listening. Here we go, last break of the day, Steve,
• 1:33:03
  Speaker 1: you're closing remarks for us. Hey, let me let me
• 1:33:06
  Speaker 1: give you this thought that will help you out about
• 1:33:09
  Speaker 1: other people's opinion. Don't let other people's opinion determine your direction. See,
• 1:33:17
  Speaker 1: let let me explain something to you. They don't know,
• 1:33:22
  Speaker 1: they actually do not know what's best for you. Most
• 1:33:28
  Speaker 1: people don't, even people who are well meaning, They just
• 1:33:35
  Speaker 1: really don't know the answer to your success lies. Really,
• 1:33:43
  Speaker 1: I'm telling you, between you and the relationship you have
• 1:33:46
  Speaker 1: with God. God is in the dream come true business
• 1:33:51
  Speaker 1: and whatever he puts in your imagination, that's what he
• 1:33:53
  Speaker 1: had for you. We've covered this last week. But if
• 1:33:56
  Speaker 1: you're gonna allow people's opinion, other people's opinion to a
• 1:34:00
  Speaker 1: fact your direction, you are now being guided by some
• 1:34:05
  Speaker 1: people other than you and God. What do they really know?
• 1:34:13
  Speaker 1: Another thing about other people's opinion you gotta be careful
• 1:34:15
  Speaker 1: of because sometimes you need to look very closely at
• 1:34:18
  Speaker 1: the person that's providing the opinion. Look at them. Some
• 1:34:25
  Speaker 1: of them really really shouldn't be in the advisatory capacity.
• 1:34:29
  Speaker 1: They really shouldn't. Man, it's some people passing out advice
• 1:34:33
  Speaker 1: in your life that hate that ain't took their own advice.
• 1:34:37
  Speaker 1: It's some people giving you advice who need to be advised.
• 1:34:42
  Speaker 1: It's some people giving you advice that don't listen to
• 1:34:46
  Speaker 1: nothing nobody else got to say. And their life is
• 1:34:50
  Speaker 1: just an example of it. They are walking results of
• 1:34:53
  Speaker 1: their of their opinion of themselves, and and and and
• 1:34:57
  Speaker 1: and the and their ability to follow directions. So you
• 1:35:00
  Speaker 1: gotta be careful when you're taking directions from other people
• 1:35:04
  Speaker 1: because everybody don't mean well, they don't even when they
• 1:35:09
  Speaker 1: think they do. Man, how many times man in my life? Man,
• 1:35:14
  Speaker 1: if I let somebody give me an opinion about me,
• 1:35:19
  Speaker 1: an opinion which I should have never have listened to.
• 1:35:23
  Speaker 1: You know, I'd say this all the time. I was
• 1:35:25
  Speaker 1: watching um um um Joel Osteen on TV, and he said,
• 1:35:32
  Speaker 1: people's opinion of you is none of your business, nor
• 1:35:35
  Speaker 1: should you make it yours. It doesn't matter what their
• 1:35:39
  Speaker 1: opinion of you is. It just doesn't matter because God
• 1:35:45
  Speaker 1: is in to come get you business. Let me tell
• 1:35:49
  Speaker 1: you something, man, wherever you are right now, I'm gonna
• 1:35:52
  Speaker 1: tell your story. I heard one time. It's called it's
• 1:35:56
  Speaker 1: like the Thomas and the Boat story. It's man named Thomas.
• 1:36:00
  Speaker 1: One day was out on the boat by herselves, a
• 1:36:03
  Speaker 1: beautiful day. It's out there sailing on the boat at
• 1:36:07
  Speaker 1: A storm came up out of nowhere, and it capsized
• 1:36:11
  Speaker 1: the boat. And he was way out and he was
• 1:36:14
  Speaker 1: lost at seat. But he got lost and he got
• 1:36:17
  Speaker 1: washed up on a deserted island, and so he got up.
• 1:36:21
  Speaker 1: He woke up, he shook up pretty bad, and he
• 1:36:23
  Speaker 1: found himself on his deserted olive. He didn't know where
• 1:36:27
  Speaker 1: his boat was or nothing. He was just sitting there
• 1:36:29
  Speaker 1: because the boat it capsized, and so he's sitting there.
• 1:36:33
  Speaker 1: So days went by, days and days and days went by.
• 1:36:38
  Speaker 1: He just out on his island, just trying to make
• 1:36:40
  Speaker 1: it work, running out of food. He can't get nobody's attention.
• 1:36:44
  Speaker 1: He drawing notes in the sand and stuff. Help. Nothing,
• 1:36:49
  Speaker 1: planes going by, he don't he waving, don't nobody see him.
• 1:36:52
  Speaker 1: He just on this islive. So weeks it went by.
• 1:36:55
  Speaker 1: So he got kind of crafty, so he decided one
• 1:36:59
  Speaker 1: day to build himself some shelter. He took some some
• 1:37:03
  Speaker 1: bamboo and some banana leaves, and he built, you know,
• 1:37:06
  Speaker 1: a little covering just for some shelter at night. And
• 1:37:10
  Speaker 1: this is going along pretty good for a few days,
• 1:37:12
  Speaker 1: but he's getting a little bit more and more depressed
• 1:37:14
  Speaker 1: because nobody can find it. I mean, it ain't a
• 1:37:18
  Speaker 1: boat going by, a nothing. And it just started getting
• 1:37:23
  Speaker 1: real down on itself because this predicament seems so unbelievable.
• 1:37:28
  Speaker 1: So it made a fire like you do usually at night,
• 1:37:31
  Speaker 1: and the wind came up, and when the wind came up.
• 1:37:34
  Speaker 1: A couple of the sparks hit the shelter, these dried
• 1:37:37
  Speaker 1: banana leaves and bamboo, and caught it on fire. I
• 1:37:42
  Speaker 1: mean a horrible fire. It's just burning it down. It
• 1:37:45
  Speaker 1: had been raining that night, man, and it started raining
• 1:37:48
  Speaker 1: real bad, and he trying to stay warm, and all
• 1:37:51
  Speaker 1: of a sudden, sparks catch holding. All of a sudden,
• 1:37:54
  Speaker 1: his whole his whole house, a little hut temporary shelter
• 1:37:59
  Speaker 1: is on fire. And he just through now and he's
• 1:38:03
  Speaker 1: just going, God, where are you? Man? I'm so what
• 1:38:06
  Speaker 1: are you doing to me? Now? I've been out here weeks.
• 1:38:08
  Speaker 1: I can't get off this islive you don't hear me?
• 1:38:11
  Speaker 1: And now you didn't burn down my shelter. I mean,
• 1:38:15
  Speaker 1: it's just a fire, just burning. And he's standing there, man,
• 1:38:19
  Speaker 1: just complaining and telling God how he didn't forsake him,
• 1:38:23
  Speaker 1: and he didn't forgot he was out here and all
• 1:38:24
  Speaker 1: this trouble, been out here all these weeks, Lord, where
• 1:38:27
  Speaker 1: are you now? And all of a sudden he saw
• 1:38:30
  Speaker 1: some flashlights and he saw some people running up on shore,
• 1:38:36
  Speaker 1: and he couldn't believe it, but some people had had
• 1:38:38
  Speaker 1: found him, and he said, man, I've been out here
• 1:38:43
  Speaker 1: for weeks? What what did y'all do? How did y'all
• 1:38:46
  Speaker 1: find me? They said, we saw your smoke signal that
• 1:38:51
  Speaker 1: you sent up. We just responded to your smoke signal.
• 1:38:56
  Speaker 1: He just dropped down and started crying because he thought
• 1:38:59
  Speaker 1: God had forsakeny burn up his hut. But see that
• 1:39:03
  Speaker 1: disastrous moment right there turn out to be just what
• 1:39:06
  Speaker 1: he needed, that smoke signal, and they saw that and
• 1:39:10
  Speaker 1: what he thought was a disastrous far the one shift
• 1:39:13
  Speaker 1: that was going by saw the flames and the smoke
• 1:39:16
  Speaker 1: and the rescue. God is coming, man, No matter what
• 1:39:20
  Speaker 1: anybody's opinion of you is, God is coming, no matter
• 1:39:23
  Speaker 1: what they think, no matter hot dog is seen for you,
• 1:39:26
  Speaker 1: God is coming. He always is. Keep that in mind.
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