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Would You Rather, Comedy Roulette, Ask The CLO, Don't EVER Give Up, and more - 02.17.25 · The Steve Harvey Morning Show

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  Speaker 1: Today show is pre recorded.
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  Speaker 2: Y'all know what's y'all don't know, y'all be all at all, So.
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  Speaker 3: Don't given them black the million busy.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah listening to show?
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  Speaker 2: I don't joy?
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, Joy.
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  Speaker 4: You turn.
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  Speaker 6: Original you gotta turn.
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  Speaker 2: I can't.
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  Speaker 5: Got to turn them out.
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  Speaker 4: Turn.
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  Speaker 6: You probably got to turn the mouth to turn the
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  Speaker 6: water of the money up. Look me come come out.
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  Speaker 7: You'll think that I sure will.
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  Speaker 8: Good morning everybody. You're listening to the voice, Come on,
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  Speaker 8: dig me now. One and only Steve Harvey got a
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  Speaker 8: radio show. This one today I want to share with
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  Speaker 8: you is for all of us, and here it is.
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  Speaker 8: There is a solution to all of your problems in situations.
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  Speaker 8: If you don't know what your next move is, that's
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  Speaker 8: a go. I don't care what it is. If the
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  Speaker 8: relationship you're in is all wrong and you don't know
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  Speaker 8: how to get out of it, it doesn't matter. There
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  Speaker 8: is a solution to all your problems and situations. That
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  Speaker 8: solution to all your problems, that way to make all
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  Speaker 8: your dreams come true. The way around a lot of
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  Speaker 8: this and to the weakness that you feel at times
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  Speaker 8: is prayer, prayer, a connection with your creator.
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  Speaker 7: Could that be the thing that's missing in your life.
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  Speaker 7: I'm just asking.
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  Speaker 8: Because whenever I get a little bit off track, all
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  Speaker 8: I gotta do is think, just a moment, Steve, have
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  Speaker 8: you been praying?
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  Speaker 4: Man?
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  Speaker 8: Have you been connecting with your creator? I know you're busy, man,
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  Speaker 8: I know you're busy, and I know at the end
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  Speaker 8: of the day you're done. You're done, and sometimes crawling
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  Speaker 8: into bed is all you can manage to do. I've
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  Speaker 8: said this, it happened to me last night.
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  Speaker 7: Again. I did all of this. But when I look
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  Speaker 7: and when.
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  Speaker 8: I see things not moving, or I don't feel like
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  Speaker 8: things are going in the right direction, or I have
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  Speaker 8: a sense of being stagnant, all I got to do
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  Speaker 8: is retrace it. Because cause I'm working, There's no doubt
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  Speaker 8: about that. I'm working, but I'm i staying connected. Am
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  Speaker 8: I using that weapon that's available to all of us?
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  Speaker 7: And I pray? And the answer is usually no?
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  Speaker 8: And so I know, okay, okay, man, I'm getting off
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  Speaker 8: track here, because see, let me tell you something, man,
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  Speaker 8: the reason I constantly talk to God is because life
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  Speaker 8: constantly changes. People who said they was going to do
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  Speaker 8: something for you one day have changed their mind the next.
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  Speaker 8: Somebody you thought was going to show up that day,
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  Speaker 8: called in late, had an accident and couldn't make it.
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  Speaker 8: That changes the parameters of everything. The meeting you had
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  Speaker 8: set up that had to be counseled because somebody was ill.
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  Speaker 8: That changes the parameters, the time frame of everything. Because
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  Speaker 8: it's all connected. So if I don't stay in constant
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  Speaker 8: prayer and stay connected to the creative when this thing's happen,
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  Speaker 8: I've not put in my bed, I've not talked to
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  Speaker 8: him about how to handle it, or I'm just not
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  Speaker 8: aware of it and what to do next. And the
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  Speaker 8: next thing you know, it becomes a little stagnant. That
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  Speaker 8: has happened to me. I gotta get back because prayer
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  Speaker 8: is the solution to all of my problems and situations.
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  Speaker 8: I have found that to be the case now. The
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  Speaker 8: only reason I'm telling it to you is because I
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  Speaker 8: know if you anything like me, slash human being, then
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  Speaker 8: there are times that you feel anxious.
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  Speaker 7: There's moments of desperation. You have moments of uncertainty.
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  Speaker 8: There are times when you feel like you've lost your way,
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  Speaker 8: or your purpose is a little blurred, you're not sure anymore,
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  Speaker 8: or you don't know what your next move is, or
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  Speaker 8: the relationship you in, or the relationships you dabbling in,
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  Speaker 8: they're just all wrong for you. Man, there is a
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  Speaker 8: solution to all your problems and situations and his prayer.
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  Speaker 8: If you're suffering from any of the things I just listened,
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  Speaker 8: or anything you could think of.
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  Speaker 7: Just check your prayer. What has your prayer been lately?
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  Speaker 7: About it?
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  Speaker 8: And this is for everybody. I often find when I
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  Speaker 8: get that disconnection, man, my prayer and slipped off. I
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  Speaker 8: started feeling a little bit less, so I got to
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  Speaker 8: jump back on it. I'm just offering you a solution
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  Speaker 8: to it, man, and and and I'm giving you a
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  Speaker 8: solution that works one thousand percent.
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  Speaker 7: Fust show. See, I ain't guessing at this one.
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  Speaker 8: I'm telling you what has happened in my life, how
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  Speaker 8: I did it, and it'll do for you. God is
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  Speaker 8: filled with mercy and grace. He knows we all messed up.
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  Speaker 8: He knows all of us have done some jacked up
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  Speaker 8: things that don't nobody know about.
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  Speaker 7: He knows all about our past. Man, he knows all
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  Speaker 7: of that. But He is so full of grace and mercy,
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  Speaker 7: so full of fifty fifty chances.
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  Speaker 8: But you know the thing about your life though, and
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  Speaker 8: the thing I had to come to terms with, and
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  Speaker 8: the reason I don't let out of the reason I
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  Speaker 8: don't let my past bury me, the reason I don't
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  Speaker 8: let my past define me is because my past, I
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  Speaker 8: found out, were just the ingredients needed for me to
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  Speaker 8: make this cake I'm eating now. My past is just
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  Speaker 8: my ingredients. See, you don't get rid of your past.
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  Speaker 8: They ain't they gone nowhere. They are the ingredients. But
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  Speaker 8: when you put them with something else, they look better,
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  Speaker 8: they taste better, it is better.
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  Speaker 7: All of our pasts are just the ingredients that have
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  Speaker 7: become the cake we eating now.
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  Speaker 8: Now, if you don't like the way your cake taste,
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  Speaker 8: then you gotta start putting some other ingredients in there.
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  Speaker 8: Just because you started off and your cake was messed
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  Speaker 8: up don't mean you can't straighten out the flavor your cake.
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  Speaker 8: You gotta put some different ingredients in there. So let's
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  Speaker 8: say your cake is trifling tasted, it's bitter. Your cake
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  Speaker 8: is bitter, Well, you got to dilute the bitterness. You
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  Speaker 8: got to put some more goodness in there. So you
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  Speaker 8: got to put some goodness ingredients to take away the
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  Speaker 8: taste of the bitterness. So you got to put some
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  Speaker 8: different ingredients in there. You gotta start living your life
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  Speaker 8: a little more kindly, a little more thoughtful, a little
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  Speaker 8: more sharing, a little more caring. And then after a while, man,
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  Speaker 8: those new ingredients combined with that bitter it starts overshadowing
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  Speaker 8: the bitter taste because the bitter taste is further behind you. Now,
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  Speaker 8: see something that happened to you twelve fifteen, thirty twenty five,
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  Speaker 8: sixteen years ago. Ain't got to be the flavor that's
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  Speaker 8: in your mouth now unless you let it be. It's
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  Speaker 8: still ingreedients. Man, if you sink it away your cake
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  Speaker 8: taste and change your ingredients, put something else.
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  Speaker 7: In your cake mix so you can get a better taste.
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  Speaker 7: If you don't like the way your life tastes. Pray.
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  Speaker 8: I've been here my mama saying for years. Boy prayer
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  Speaker 8: change his things, don't my mama said to me all
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  Speaker 8: the time. I said to my TV artist is when
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  Speaker 8: they come see me on the talk show, before I
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  Speaker 8: walk on stage, I tell them these words, my mother said.
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  Speaker 8: I said, my mother used to always tell me this,
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  Speaker 8: and it's bailed me out and might do the same
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  Speaker 8: thing for you. I said, whatever I get in trouble.
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  Speaker 8: I hear her words. She said, son, don't forget to pray,
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  Speaker 8: don't be ashamed to pray, and don't be too proud
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  Speaker 8: to pray, because prayer, prayer, change is things, and you
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  Speaker 8: better believe something it one hundred percent.
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  Speaker 1: Show do you're listening, said to Steve Hoby morning shall.
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  Speaker 7: A gentlemen, Welcome to the Steve Harvey Morning Show. I've
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  Speaker 7: got sunshine on a cloudy day. Doom doom do do
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  Speaker 7: do doom when it's cold outside? I got the mother made.
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  Speaker 9: Well.
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  Speaker 7: I guess you say, what can make me feel this way?
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  Speaker 7: My girl? Talking about my girl? My girl, I've got salt.
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  Speaker 1: You can until you get in it. Your toes, your toes.
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  Speaker 7: I've got salt.
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  Speaker 8: You don't want to get in it, don't come over
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  Speaker 8: here with me. Ladies and gentlemen, Welcome to the Steve
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  Speaker 8: Harvey Morning Show. That's how I felt this morning. We
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  Speaker 8: the girl out of Mississippi Monica who you're very rally here.
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  Speaker 10: just saw what you just did this morning over than
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  Speaker 10: the show. What is being black mean to you?
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  Speaker 7: Like everything? Everything black has been everything to me.
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  Speaker 8: I'm gonna tell you something, man, the way I describe it,
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  Speaker 8: it is the hardest, most enjoyable thing I've ever done,
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  Speaker 8: and that's staying black.
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  Speaker 7: For the entire sixty five years I've been here, it
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  Speaker 7: has been.
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  Speaker 8: The most enjoyable, hardest thing I've ever done was being black.
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  Speaker 7: Now, it has been some challenging moments.
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  Speaker 8: It has been some times where I didn't understand, and
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  Speaker 8: I have been mad at people for the treatment of us.
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  Speaker 8: I'm frustrated with people over the treatment of us. I'm
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  Speaker 8: flat out angry and want to do something to some
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  Speaker 8: people sometimes about the way we've been done and continue
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  Speaker 8: to be done.
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  Speaker 7: But when I get off to myself and I.
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  Speaker 8: Get around mine and it's just us, we have a
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  Speaker 8: way of getting together and putting seasoning on all these troubles.
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  Speaker 8: We have a way of turning something out of nothing
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  Speaker 8: in a way where it gives us a joy that
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  Speaker 8: only we know how to do, because only we come
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  Speaker 8: from the perspective that we have. It has been a
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  Speaker 8: sheer joy for me. I wouldn't trade this experience of
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  Speaker 8: being black for nothing in the world. I don't like
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  Speaker 8: what all come with it, but I tell you what
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  Speaker 8: I think that I have done a fine job of
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  Speaker 8: handling it for all these years now. It has cost
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  Speaker 8: some people who didn't understand me at times, but those
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  Speaker 8: people had to suffer sometimes. I had to let you
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  Speaker 8: see why I feel this way, and you get some
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  Speaker 8: of it. I gotta let you have some of it.
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  Speaker 8: Pend on the day, depend on the day. But if
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  Speaker 7: You finish me.
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  Speaker 1: It is time now to run that Brenk back with
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  Speaker 1: a nephew. What you got for his.
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  Speaker 7: Neph Valentine's Day delivery? Let's get to it. Kende.
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  Speaker 4: Hello, Hello, my name is Eric. I gotta give you
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  Speaker 4: guys a call. I gotta delivery. I gotta make there
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  Speaker 4: tomorrow from Kendrin. Yeah, Kendre lives here. That's my wife.
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  Speaker 4: But I didn't order anything for for Valentine's Day. You
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  Speaker 4: guys are first on my list tomorrow morning for Valentine's
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  Speaker 4: and I got like seven eight boxes here. That's uh,
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  Speaker 4: that's coming to you all's places. So all right, I
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  Speaker 4: can let me, let me let me ask you this.
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  Speaker 4: So you had six don Yeah, that's me. But uh again,
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  Speaker 4: there's there must be some clerical error typo Like I
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  Speaker 4: just told you, man, I didn't boxes, and Chenna, it's
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  Speaker 4: about seven boxes. But I mean, I mean it's just
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  Speaker 4: looking at the total here, that adds up to about
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  Speaker 4: six hunt or something dollars. I mean, I got flowers,
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  Speaker 4: no partner, We're just gonna I'm just gonna take it
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  Speaker 4: to dinner and we're just gonna do our thing. But
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  Speaker 4: there was there was no delivery schedule from me, enough folds,
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  Speaker 4: especially not at at seven o'clock at no partner, you
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  Speaker 4: got it. It's just something wrong. Well you are you
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  Speaker 4: you're not gonna be there? Are you not gonna be
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  Speaker 4: there tomorrow morning? Sir? Oh yeah, I'm gonna be here.
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  Speaker 4: But uh, as far as accepting a delivery that I
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  Speaker 4: didn't order and didn't pay for, that's not happening. Man.
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  Speaker 4: Well let me tell you. I got flowers, two boxes
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  Speaker 4: that are lingerie, several boxes that are sex toys. We'll
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  Speaker 4: all that stuff. I have all that stuff loaded to
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  Speaker 4: be delivered tomorrow at seven am. And dude, obviously there's
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  Speaker 4: a communication breakdown between you and me player because I
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  Speaker 4: didn't order that, and right, but but but what the
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  Speaker 4: problem I'm having is that you're telling me I have
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  Speaker 4: the right address, you know the name of the person Kendrick,
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  Speaker 4: which is your wife. Right, Yeah, so far so good man.
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  Speaker 4: But uh as far as me ordering that, dude, I'm not.
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  Speaker 4: I'm not. I'm not accepting it because I didn't pay
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  Speaker 4: for it. I did not order. I mean, I mean
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  Speaker 4: it's already paid. Let me let me just look at
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  Speaker 4: the name here on the here is here is right here. Okay,
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  Speaker 4: we got Devin. What would you say? I said, Devon,
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  Speaker 4: that's that's who made the purchase. Oh no, no, no, no, okay,
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  Speaker 4: that's my wife's ex husbin. So even you and him
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  Speaker 4: are in cahoots and and try to upset me. But
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  Speaker 4: guess what you succeeded. All right, So I'm gonna make this.
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  Speaker 4: Listen to you. I listened to you, so you listen
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  Speaker 4: to me. This is what I want to make abundantly
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  Speaker 4: clear to you. If you bring those roses and all
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  Speaker 4: of that stuff past my house tomorrow. This is what's
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  Speaker 4: gonna happen. Those roses, those storms. I'm gonna put them
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  Speaker 4: somewhere so far up your rear end that the only
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  Speaker 4: way that they see sunshine is when you open your mouth.
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  Speaker 4: So do not, I repeat, do not. You and Devin.
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  Speaker 4: Y'all can take this, and you can do whatever y'all
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  Speaker 4: want with it. Y'all can play with the second toys.
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  Speaker 4: Y'all do whatever you want to. Red roses, petals and
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  Speaker 4: all that other stuff. Y'all gonna do what you need
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  Speaker 4: to do. Not show up at my crib tomorrow because
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  Speaker 4: it ain't gonna be a happy Valentine's Day for nobody involved.
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  Speaker 4: That's what I'm okay. Well, here's the deal. As a
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  Speaker 4: delivery person, I am obligated to make the drip. I
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  Speaker 4: have to make this drive or then I don't get
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  Speaker 4: you know, I get shoot out that I didn't do
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  Speaker 4: my job because this stuff. Okay, so what would what
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  Speaker 4: would you rather be choo choot out or have thorns
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  Speaker 4: up your rear? End sence you let's sold out. Let's
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  Speaker 4: what you're not gonna do is to hold off you
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  Speaker 4: fen the do just.
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  Speaker 7: You bring.
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  Speaker 4: Brand Okay, all right, I won't do the flowers. I'll
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  Speaker 4: use the sex toys for you. So you got a choice.
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  Speaker 4: You got flowers. Let me let me say this with
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  Speaker 4: isawers as professional as possible. You say, I'm trying to
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  Speaker 4: be as cool as possible, but you ain't listening to me.
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  Speaker 4: Do not bring the livery Okay. You can drop them
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  Speaker 4: off at the curve, then you get credit for and
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  Speaker 4: whoever walk past and up and down the street they
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  Speaker 4: can pick it up. But do not come to my
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  Speaker 4: front door and ring my doorbell asking me to sign
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  Speaker 4: and accept nothing. It ain't have to drop them off
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  Speaker 4: at the door, sir, I'm telling you now, I've gotta
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  Speaker 4: drop them off at the door. The problem I'm having
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  Speaker 4: is you telling me you're gonna stick some flowers up
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  Speaker 4: my Now we got a problem just listening to this
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  Speaker 4: whole scenario. I'm just curious. Is it possible that maybe
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  Speaker 4: Devin does something for her that you don't do? Hey? Man,
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  Speaker 4: you what what's work? Where are you going at with this?
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  Speaker 4: All I'm telling you is demand your business and don't
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  Speaker 4: make this drop? Why am I doing that Devon? That?
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  Speaker 4: Why am I gonna do this that Devon has purchased
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  Speaker 4: for her? Just what? And if you need why, I
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  Speaker 4: don't need to ask Devin because he's better not show
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  Speaker 4: his face up over here. You can take it home
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  Speaker 4: and give it to your girl if you want to.
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  Speaker 4: I'm not giving my girl anything that I didn't buy
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  Speaker 4: for her. I'm not doing that, you think so if
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  Speaker 4: you if you're not gonna give your girl anything that
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  Speaker 4: you didn't buy for her, why am I going to
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  Speaker 4: accept something for my girl that I didn't buy for her.
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  Speaker 4: I ain't gonna tell you that. You gotta accept it
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  Speaker 4: I'm saying, is not remember it and you bring out
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  Speaker 4: in my house, I gotta accept it. And I'm telling
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  Speaker 4: you now, don't even bring it to my house. Maybe
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  Speaker 4: maybe mister Devin know what she loves. She looks like
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  Speaker 4: obviously she don't want him no more. She wants me
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  Speaker 4: an ed of the flower delivery person, just like her
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  Speaker 4: ex husband. I'm swo these bumps and whooping. That's all
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  Speaker 4: I got to say. Two words for bringing that someone whooping. See,
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  Speaker 4: you might as well come on now so you can
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  Speaker 4: go home after you get this wooman. Okay, okay, okay,
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  Speaker 4: let me let me say this at the end of
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  Speaker 4: the day. I'm gonna say this is Tommy already told me, Yo,
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  Speaker 4: she's gonna do something like this. He told me that.
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  Speaker 4: Who'd you say? Who the hell may already told me
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  Speaker 4: you was gonna like this. Who the hell is Tommy?
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  Speaker 4: Nephew Timmy, Isaiah. This is nephew Tommy for the Steve
• 20:36
  Speaker 4: Harvey Morning Show. And guess what, Isaiah, your girl Kendrew
• 20:40
  Speaker 4: got me a prank phone call you you know what,
• 20:45
  Speaker 4: you Kendrew. All of y'all can show up tomorrow and
• 20:51
  Speaker 4: other of y'all gonna get portions of this talent times
• 20:54
  Speaker 4: day we'll be you got your brother a chance to
• 21:03
  Speaker 4: cool down?
• 21:03
  Speaker 7: Now, man, I.
• 21:06
  Speaker 4: To my sweet one and only kindre with all that
• 21:10
  Speaker 4: is in me. I love your baby girl to death.
• 21:13
  Speaker 4: Do us park? And it almost came early, but I
• 21:17
  Speaker 4: love you.
• 21:20
  Speaker 7: I'm done you.
• 21:25
  Speaker 8: Hey, look, you can't let the urge to sing your
• 21:27
  Speaker 8: favorite songs while you're driving distract you from that truck
• 21:31
  Speaker 8: drifting toward your lane or that lane splitting.
• 21:34
  Speaker 7: Biker creeping up beside you.
• 21:36
  Speaker 8: Fortunately, every Hondai offers advanced safety features that can alert
• 21:41
  Speaker 8: you to potential dangers around you.
• 21:43
  Speaker 2: That's right, because Hondai is always working to ensure the
• 21:45
  Speaker 2: road doesn't get you. Hondai vehicles have won over one
• 21:48
  Speaker 2: hundred and twenty IIHS Top Safety awards from two thousand
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  Speaker 2: and six to twenty twenty four.
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  Speaker 7: As of December twenty twenty.
• 21:56
  Speaker 9: Four, it is time now for us the CLO Chief
• 22:00
  Speaker 9: Love Officer, Steve Harvey. We have some good questions from
• 22:04
  Speaker 9: Steve Harvey FM dot com. Keep them coming, people, keep
• 22:07
  Speaker 9: them coming. Tyler in Syracruse Right Syracuse writes, I'm a
• 22:11
  Speaker 9: forty two year old woman and I work at a bank.
• 22:14
  Speaker 9: By day and I work at a bar at night.
• 22:16
  Speaker 9: I serve the same customers in both places, so I
• 22:19
  Speaker 9: try to remain professional. Last night a coworker from the
• 22:22
  Speaker 9: bank came in the bar and hit on me. He said,
• 22:25
  Speaker 9: he sees me differently at the bar. Do I look
• 22:28
  Speaker 9: easy because I work at a bar?
• 22:31
  Speaker 8: Well, baby, all the man said was he see you
• 22:34
  Speaker 8: differently at the bar. It's not saying that you look easy.
• 22:38
  Speaker 8: He keeps it professional at work. Now, y'all ain't at work.
• 22:42
  Speaker 8: You at work, so that old not talking to your
• 22:46
  Speaker 8: co worker is out of his head when he comes
• 22:50
  Speaker 8: to the bar. He just said he sees you differently. Yeah,
• 22:53
  Speaker 8: you think he sees you easy, that's not it. He's
• 22:57
  Speaker 8: hoping it's easy, and you know what, few easy?
• 23:01
  Speaker 7: Hello.
• 23:03
  Speaker 8: But now your problem ain't the fact that he talking
• 23:06
  Speaker 8: to you. Just don't want to appear easy. Obviously you
• 23:08
  Speaker 8: attracted to it.
• 23:10
  Speaker 7: Hello. I'll be trying to get it at the bank
• 23:14
  Speaker 7: and the barn't give Yeah, that's for real. I don't
• 23:16
  Speaker 7: give a damn about the ruve.
• 23:19
  Speaker 1: Moving on, Big a Bee and Missouri.
• 23:27
  Speaker 9: Bicky and Missouri rights. My husband of four years cheated
• 23:30
  Speaker 9: on me and he won't tell me who the woman is?
• 23:32
  Speaker 9: I found an earring back and lip gloss between her
• 23:36
  Speaker 9: between his car seat, and he said he gave an
• 23:38
  Speaker 9: old friend to ride, and that's it. If it is
• 23:42
  Speaker 9: totally innocent, then why can't he tell me her name?
• 23:46
  Speaker 7: Ain't nobody finna do that? Lady? Are you kidding me?
• 23:52
  Speaker 7: You're saying that your man cheated on you four years ago.
• 23:56
  Speaker 8: Now you're saying he's telling you because you found ear
• 24:00
  Speaker 8: ring in the car, not four years ago.
• 24:03
  Speaker 7: They've been married four years.
• 24:05
  Speaker 8: Okay, you said he cheated on you because you found
• 24:09
  Speaker 8: an ear ring and something in the car ring back,
• 24:13
  Speaker 8: and he said it was an old friend. You want
• 24:16
  Speaker 8: a name, He won't give you the name. Now, Shirley
• 24:20
  Speaker 8: is she said she caught him cheating or because of
• 24:23
  Speaker 8: the ear ring in the car, he was cheating.
• 24:25
  Speaker 9: No, she didn't say she caught him. She just said
• 24:28
  Speaker 9: he cheated on hers. She's presenting this as evidence and.
• 24:32
  Speaker 1: That that's not earring back then, and that's just what
• 24:37
  Speaker 1: he said.
• 24:37
  Speaker 8: He picked the old friend of them, gave her a ride,
• 24:40
  Speaker 8: gave her ear rings fall off all the time.
• 24:43
  Speaker 7: What's her name? I'd be damn if I give you
• 24:46
  Speaker 7: her name?
• 24:48
  Speaker 1: What happens with the lip gloss, it falls off.
• 24:50
  Speaker 7: It's mine you have in your purse.
• 24:55
  Speaker 8: You know, I don't know what you got to put
• 24:57
  Speaker 8: your redo your lips for this show wasn't because we
• 25:01
  Speaker 8: was in here kissing real hard or nothing. You can't
• 25:04
  Speaker 8: assume that maybe she's just trying to get ready for
• 25:07
  Speaker 8: her next appointment. But what we not even do is
• 25:12
  Speaker 8: give a name up. Though I didn't want to tell
• 25:16
  Speaker 8: you that I be cross, guess I just did not
• 25:18
  Speaker 8: want to see.
• 25:23
  Speaker 7: But hers. I'm allergic to chapstick. I have to use gloss.
• 25:30
  Speaker 10: Really, that was a drive by lived lost throne and
• 25:36
  Speaker 10: you happen to catch one.
• 25:37
  Speaker 7: And I have him.
• 25:38
  Speaker 8: I have a doctor's excuse for your ass next two
• 25:41
  Speaker 8: Wenesday's so fast.
• 25:42
  Speaker 1: The next question, Shirley, he told him an old friend
• 25:46
  Speaker 1: or mine?
• 25:47
  Speaker 7: All right?
• 25:48
  Speaker 9: Chelsea and Birmingham says, I'm a single mother of a
• 25:50
  Speaker 9: seventeen year old girl and she is always in the
• 25:53
  Speaker 9: middle of drama with her girlfriends, her best friends call.
• 25:56
  Speaker 9: Her best friend called to tell me that my daughter
• 25:59
  Speaker 9: almost got beat up. So I talked to my daughter.
• 26:02
  Speaker 9: Her first reaction was to go and beat up her
• 26:04
  Speaker 9: friend for calling me. What kind of hell raiser? Am
• 26:07
  Speaker 9: I raising?
• 26:08
  Speaker 7: I don't know? You tell us you raised her?
• 26:12
  Speaker 8: If her idea of conflict resolution is fighting, has she
• 26:16
  Speaker 8: not been taught any other way?
• 26:18
  Speaker 2: You know?
• 26:19
  Speaker 7: Stop all this? Oh I didn't raise her that way? Okay,
• 26:23
  Speaker 7: who raised it?
• 26:24
  Speaker 2: You know?
• 26:25
  Speaker 8: But she's seventeen. She a drama queen. Now what's gonna
• 26:31
  Speaker 8: happen is if she was a boy. This is what
• 26:33
  Speaker 8: would happen. If you're a hell raised at seventeen and
• 26:36
  Speaker 8: you're a boy and you keep drama going, somebody gonna
• 26:39
  Speaker 8: beat your ass.
• 26:41
  Speaker 7: It's just amount of time. It's no way around that.
• 26:46
  Speaker 4: Now.
• 26:47
  Speaker 7: Let me give you an example.
• 26:48
  Speaker 8: I know a kid that works for me that doesn't
• 26:53
  Speaker 8: really you know, just he just nice guy, but he
• 26:57
  Speaker 8: just don't know how to be around a lot of men.
• 27:00
  Speaker 8: And he says stuff sometimes because he's never been around men.
• 27:05
  Speaker 8: That's not you know, appropriate, it's just what men don't
• 27:10
  Speaker 8: do well now. Because he grew up around his mother
• 27:14
  Speaker 8: and stuff, he's never had his ass whoop.
• 27:17
  Speaker 7: But he twenty nine.
• 27:19
  Speaker 8: And I try to tell this kid, if you keep
• 27:22
  Speaker 8: going this route part though, you got to learn the
• 27:24
  Speaker 8: ways of manhood quick because somebody's gonna knock.
• 27:27
  Speaker 7: Your ass out. You know how shocking her ass whoop?
• 27:31
  Speaker 7: And he is if you ain't never had one till two,
• 27:33
  Speaker 7: oh that first one in your twenty o eye opener.
• 27:39
  Speaker 1: She may need some counseling.
• 27:41
  Speaker 8: She't I think, I think, yeah, she missed her daddy.
• 27:48
  Speaker 8: All kinds of it could be daddy issues in here,
• 27:52
  Speaker 8: we don't know. Yeah, but you got to get her
• 27:55
  Speaker 8: some help because some I'm wrong with her.
• 27:57
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, for sure.
• 27:58
  Speaker 8: Humphrey and called and told you she was about to
• 28:00
  Speaker 8: y'all jumped on her, gonna go down and whoop her
• 28:01
  Speaker 8: friend and ass?
• 28:04
  Speaker 4: What is that?
• 28:05
  Speaker 1: That's bullying?
• 28:06
  Speaker 11: And yeah, brand is trying to give her mother heads
• 28:10
  Speaker 11: up the girls arms waist, So I'm going on all right.
• 28:14
  Speaker 7: All right?
• 28:15
  Speaker 9: Moving on to Mignon in Detroit, she says, I'm sixty
• 28:20
  Speaker 9: nine year old retired female and I've been relaxing at
• 28:23
  Speaker 9: home without a bran lately. My husband's friend was at
• 28:27
  Speaker 9: the house for the Super Bowl, and my husband told
• 28:29
  Speaker 9: me to put a bron I was at home, so
• 28:31
  Speaker 9: why should I have to be uncomfortable?
• 28:34
  Speaker 8: Oh come on, well, come on, now, you walking around
• 28:40
  Speaker 8: sixty nine, you know you heavy chested, chested, that's the
• 28:48
  Speaker 8: old folk turne.
• 28:51
  Speaker 7: She's sixty nine. She did heard this before.
• 28:53
  Speaker 1: You have a chest?
• 28:55
  Speaker 7: Put a bra?
• 28:56
  Speaker 8: Why should I be uncomfortable? You say you wear don't
• 28:58
  Speaker 8: wear a bra all the time. It's super Bowl. He
• 29:01
  Speaker 8: got some friends come over. Put a brawn. It's not
• 29:05
  Speaker 8: while you're being uncomfortable. Let's just be respectful. Everybody can't
• 29:08
  Speaker 8: handle us here walking around and stuff. We got all
• 29:11
  Speaker 8: these solo cups on this table. You just knock the
• 29:13
  Speaker 8: solo cups over the brown.
• 29:17
  Speaker 7: Doing in here.
• 29:18
  Speaker 8: Look over here now you all yo, you hanging all
• 29:21
  Speaker 8: in the chip dip put a bra on? Asked you
• 29:26
  Speaker 8: right now? Dawn sitting up in the hell choke damn
• 29:30
  Speaker 8: all that chicken waing sauce on your breast?
• 29:32
  Speaker 12: Put up brawl on.
• 29:34
  Speaker 1: Coming up at the top of the hour. Thank you,
• 29:36
  Speaker 1: the l O. More of the Steve Harvey Morning Show
• 29:39
  Speaker 1: right after this.
• 29:42
  Speaker 7: It's a Steve Harbin Martin show man. I don't like
• 29:45
  Speaker 7: fake shouters at church. That's I don't like people that's
• 29:51
  Speaker 7: running laps around the church. Then stop and say excuse me.
• 30:00
  Speaker 7: Don't feel a damn thing you in the.
• 30:03
  Speaker 1: Spirit running to that wall.
• 30:04
  Speaker 12: Get everything God I got playing.
• 30:06
  Speaker 1: That's not how that works?
• 30:12
  Speaker 7: Coming up right up to.
• 30:16
  Speaker 1: Happy Monday. Happy Monday.
• 30:18
  Speaker 9: When we last left off, Steve, you were saying, wait
• 30:22
  Speaker 9: till you tell us what Junior did on Friday?
• 30:24
  Speaker 1: What happened between you and Junior?
• 30:28
  Speaker 12: You don't like me, no, this fool Hill.
• 30:33
  Speaker 7: Yes, I'm a grown man. Yes, yes, it's things I
• 30:38
  Speaker 7: don't do.
• 30:38
  Speaker 1: Uh huh.
• 30:39
  Speaker 7: Small talk is one of them. Okay, all right, I
• 30:43
  Speaker 7: don't enjoy it. I don't like it.
• 30:47
  Speaker 8: It serves no purpose, okay, and especially when it's coming
• 30:52
  Speaker 8: from a dude, no toleration.
• 30:58
  Speaker 7: Because my wife is she small talking about.
• 31:00
  Speaker 8: I gotta sit there and listen, uh, Junior, And I
• 31:04
  Speaker 8: kid you not Shirley caller, Tommy, listen to me. This
• 31:11
  Speaker 8: fool called me back to back to back fifteen times
• 31:20
  Speaker 8: for what, Junior?
• 31:21
  Speaker 1: It wasn't fifteen. How many times?
• 31:23
  Speaker 12: Was it about seventy?
• 31:26
  Speaker 1: Junior? That's a lot.
• 31:27
  Speaker 8: It was more than seven almost, But I mean back
• 31:31
  Speaker 8: to back to back to back to back, just phone
• 31:34
  Speaker 8: cause so I'm thinking he butt dilling me, right, uh huh?
• 31:37
  Speaker 8: Because I said, what's wrong with this food? So I
• 31:40
  Speaker 8: picks up the phone. I said, Junior, hang your phone up.
• 31:44
  Speaker 8: Your butt died?
• 31:44
  Speaker 1: Hey man, what takes you so long to ask?
• 31:50
  Speaker 3: I said, Junior, you've been calling me all the time. Yeah,
• 31:54
  Speaker 3: oh you ain't seeing it? Ring it Yeah, yeah, that's ring.
• 32:00
  Speaker 3: But it Friday night, you know, or Junior I had
• 32:05
  Speaker 3: to go to work tomorrow. Yeah, Saturday, Junior off.
• 32:11
  Speaker 12: But you know what he say? He liked regular stuff.
• 32:13
  Speaker 12: But I'm trying to treat him like a regular friend.
• 32:16
  Speaker 7: But what what happened?
• 32:17
  Speaker 1: I mean, what was he calling you for? What did
• 32:19
  Speaker 1: you want to ask?
• 32:20
  Speaker 7: You ask? What did you what?
• 32:23
  Speaker 4: No?
• 32:23
  Speaker 7: No, no, watch this go ahead? What did he say?
• 32:28
  Speaker 1: Nothing?
• 32:29
  Speaker 7: It was not you just blow him up seven eight
• 32:31
  Speaker 7: times or nothing?
• 32:32
  Speaker 12: Well, first of all, he's seeing me the boicemail. We
• 32:34
  Speaker 12: ain't see me the boys mail?
• 32:35
  Speaker 1: Oh you saw?
• 32:36
  Speaker 12: I called all back? What I want gonna do? He
• 32:41
  Speaker 12: say he wanted to be regular. I'm trying to choo
• 32:43
  Speaker 12: like a regular friend. Hey, I just want to say, hey,
• 32:46
  Speaker 12: how you doing tonight? Everything good? What you doing? I
• 32:49
  Speaker 12: don't know nothing?
• 32:50
  Speaker 1: You're checking on him?
• 32:50
  Speaker 7: Yeah you know he wasn't sure. I don't need checking on.
• 32:54
  Speaker 12: Yeah, but you know, he tells me, I'm on the
• 32:56
  Speaker 12: phone with my girl out. What's she saying?
• 33:01
  Speaker 8: Hey, don't the hell you talking about I'm talking to
• 33:04
  Speaker 8: my wife.
• 33:04
  Speaker 1: What she out the country? This fool steady calling me?
• 33:09
  Speaker 1: How's that Margerie doing? What's she talking about?
• 33:12
  Speaker 12: What's she a?
• 33:18
  Speaker 7: Junior?
• 33:18
  Speaker 4: What you mean?
• 33:19
  Speaker 7: What's sheet? Don't worry about what sheet? What you want?
• 33:22
  Speaker 12: I get calling?
• 33:23
  Speaker 4: Man?
• 33:23
  Speaker 1: Check on, you said, junior.
• 33:24
  Speaker 7: You don't need checking on. Wow, you ain't got check
• 33:29
  Speaker 7: on me. I'm sick or not?
• 33:31
  Speaker 12: I ain't like you.
• 33:33
  Speaker 7: Yeah, I got mad after Junior. I ain't sick.
• 33:36
  Speaker 4: I ain't like you.
• 33:37
  Speaker 1: You didn't throw tickle steel back on?
• 33:40
  Speaker 7: Well, you know you calling me? You want a small talk.
• 33:43
  Speaker 7: I'm gonna try to hurt you.
• 33:45
  Speaker 4: I like you.
• 33:48
  Speaker 9: Okay, So did you hang up when he said I
• 33:51
  Speaker 9: was done, I'm on the phone with my wife.
• 33:53
  Speaker 1: Question.
• 33:54
  Speaker 4: She hung up? And you called back?
• 34:00
  Speaker 1: Said what he said? You kind of seven times? Yea,
• 34:03
  Speaker 1: the first is oh so the seventh you way?
• 34:07
  Speaker 8: But what it was more than that, you know how
• 34:11
  Speaker 8: your phone rang and stopping and ring back in case
• 34:14
  Speaker 8: you did head?
• 34:15
  Speaker 7: Okay, so that went so, I said, okay, a mister.
• 34:18
  Speaker 1: Concerned a pocket butt dial though when you.
• 34:22
  Speaker 7: Go over and over? Yeah, yeah, but then you know
• 34:26
  Speaker 7: what I thought? Can I be real with y'all?
• 34:29
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 34:29
  Speaker 8: I thought maybe Junior, you know, was out, you know,
• 34:34
  Speaker 8: had littis couple of SIPs, you know, and just wanted
• 34:39
  Speaker 8: to talk.
• 34:39
  Speaker 7: And I don't. I don't like talk people there.
• 34:41
  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, I have a girlfriend like that.
• 34:45
  Speaker 12: He said, hey, man, I'll just be ready. I'm trying
• 34:48
  Speaker 12: to treat you like.
• 34:48
  Speaker 1: A regular regular. Yeah that's what you would do.
• 34:51
  Speaker 8: No, surely he heard me say that earlier in the day.
• 34:56
  Speaker 8: I said, I miss sometimes just being regular.
• 34:58
  Speaker 4: Man.
• 35:00
  Speaker 7: Well he thought talking small talk was regular.
• 35:04
  Speaker 6: That ain't.
• 35:05
  Speaker 7: I don't want be that regular.
• 35:06
  Speaker 1: He was like, let me fix it.
• 35:08
  Speaker 7: Yeah, so he's gonna fix it that night.
• 35:10
  Speaker 3: So he called me repeatedly, back to back to back
• 35:13
  Speaker 3: to back to back, and I got to the point
• 35:15
  Speaker 3: where I was going, man, food, keep calling me like this.
• 35:19
  Speaker 7: I'm not picking up, trying to chill. I was trying
• 35:23
  Speaker 7: to get at it.
• 35:23
  Speaker 4: Man.
• 35:23
  Speaker 7: I was just you don't block a number you don't know.
• 35:27
  Speaker 9: But he can't block because like, what if Junior get sicked,
• 35:33
  Speaker 9: I mean, if Junior gets sick, the last person to
• 35:37
  Speaker 9: call is I know.
• 35:39
  Speaker 10: But my thing is this, But what did he like
• 35:42
  Speaker 10: to have a regular conversation When I thought that he wanted,
• 35:47
  Speaker 10: you know, I was gonna invite him over up my plate.
• 35:49
  Speaker 12: Let's do some regular stuff. Stop on bu pull on nothing.
• 35:53
  Speaker 12: He ain't coming back. What's wrong with that?
• 35:57
  Speaker 4: I got?
• 35:59
  Speaker 1: He has the really nice child.
• 36:02
  Speaker 7: Let's stop all this and here will.
• 36:06
  Speaker 8: I can't run the risks of nobody coming out they
• 36:09
  Speaker 8: dog going.
• 36:09
  Speaker 9: Oh hell no, Now you can't get much more regular
• 36:15
  Speaker 9: than that's regular.
• 36:18
  Speaker 1: Be careful what you asked for. Then his wife out
• 36:21
  Speaker 1: of town.
• 36:22
  Speaker 12: He ain't got nothing't nobody hate with pump. It's Friday night,
• 36:25
  Speaker 12: nin o'clock.
• 36:26
  Speaker 1: Come on through. Yeah, that what I would think. You're
• 36:28
  Speaker 1: a good intention junior.
• 36:31
  Speaker 8: I like hanging by myself because I'm around people all day.
• 36:36
  Speaker 8: So when I get some time, I like me.
• 36:39
  Speaker 7: You okay with me? Call me no moment, no smop,
• 36:43
  Speaker 7: what you're doing? What I'm doing? You mean what I'm doing.
• 36:48
  Speaker 7: I'm resting.
• 36:50
  Speaker 1: I know that's right.
• 36:52
  Speaker 12: It was great though I'm home Friday.
• 36:58
  Speaker 1: You're listening Steve hard Morning Show.
• 37:03
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• 37:34
  Speaker 9: Time now, guys, or another round of would you rather?
• 37:38
  Speaker 9: Would you rather be kissed on the lips or kissed
• 37:41
  Speaker 9: on your neck? During intimacy?
• 37:45
  Speaker 4: Oh?
• 37:45
  Speaker 7: That nick?
• 37:45
  Speaker 2: I can't handle it. I jumped out the wind. I
• 37:47
  Speaker 2: can't handle it at all. I can't handle it.
• 37:51
  Speaker 7: I thank you. I just ain't no good on this neck.
• 37:54
  Speaker 7: I'm telling you who you want to stop my performance?
• 37:58
  Speaker 7: You get on that neck? Done? I can't do nothing
• 38:01
  Speaker 7: for you.
• 38:02
  Speaker 8: Well, I'm the direct opposite. Okay, if you open up
• 38:06
  Speaker 8: your mouth start looking me on my neck? You in
• 38:09
  Speaker 8: for some some With that, I intensersize all efforts. Would
• 38:16
  Speaker 8: I'm talking about? Man, everything I'm doing, I start doing
• 38:21
  Speaker 8: hard everything in me, not on my neck. My body
• 38:28
  Speaker 8: is convulsant and stuff. I'm most of my actions is involuntary.
• 38:32
  Speaker 8: At that point, I'd rather not.
• 38:37
  Speaker 1: Let's keep this party. Would you rather?
• 38:43
  Speaker 9: Would you rather be financially satisfied all of the time.
• 38:47
  Speaker 9: Would you rather be sexually satisfied?
• 38:50
  Speaker 8: Hey, hey, yeah, we can buy it. So you got
• 38:55
  Speaker 8: enough money, you ain't got to worry about it. It
• 38:57
  Speaker 8: feels good sometimes when you just got money, you ain't
• 38:59
  Speaker 8: got to do nothing. Yeah, I'm good. Yeah, I'm trying
• 39:04
  Speaker 8: to right now. I'm going with that money. Man, you're
• 39:08
  Speaker 8: financially set all the time on sexually satisfied all the time.
• 39:12
  Speaker 4: No.
• 39:12
  Speaker 8: No, like Tommy said, you got enough money, you can
• 39:14
  Speaker 8: buy whatever you get, sexually satisfied.
• 39:18
  Speaker 7: I don't need them both. No, No, with that money,
• 39:21
  Speaker 7: that money make me feel like we just finished it,
• 39:23
  Speaker 7: feel way down all right?
• 39:29
  Speaker 9: So would you rather post nude, just completely naked for
• 39:33
  Speaker 9: a group of artists? Or would you rather wear false lashes? Eyelashes?
• 39:39
  Speaker 7: Often put them lashes on so fly?
• 39:41
  Speaker 1: I ain't what is wrong naked?
• 39:45
  Speaker 7: Yeah, but I don't know. He's all he knows, surely
• 39:48
  Speaker 7: he knows. He don't know. He don't need to be
• 39:50
  Speaker 7: naked in fun. I got I got two ASBs. It
• 39:53
  Speaker 7: look weird. I ain't got the other folk.
• 39:56
  Speaker 8: I don't need to be naked in front nobody, no body?
• 40:00
  Speaker 8: What the wife she didn't seen it from all sides,
• 40:03
  Speaker 8: and I'm a naked explaining to y'all what's going on.
• 40:08
  Speaker 8: And then let's just be real, y'all from the side.
• 40:10
  Speaker 8: Do you really want somebody looking at you from the side?
• 40:16
  Speaker 8: You know, ford straight on? I'm all right, you know,
• 40:20
  Speaker 8: on the scale of one to ten, about seven, you know,
• 40:23
  Speaker 8: straight on seven? You know from my age, I'm an
• 40:27
  Speaker 8: eight and a half, you know, sideways. I can't explain,
• 40:33
  Speaker 8: that's no, damn I don't really know what's happening.
• 40:39
  Speaker 1: All right, all right, thank you, that's our rounded. Would
• 40:44
  Speaker 1: you rather for it today? Less up?
• 40:46
  Speaker 7: It's DJ calling.
• 40:48
  Speaker 1: This your boy Chris Broth. Hey, this is Keisha Coles. People,
• 40:50
  Speaker 1: this is Kirk Franklin. Hey, this is John Legend. And
• 40:53
  Speaker 1: you're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show. You're listening
• 40:56
  Speaker 1: Steve Harvey Morning Show. All right, guys, time for today's
• 41:01
  Speaker 1: comedy Roulette Jay. Let them have it quickly, please.
• 41:05
  Speaker 13: We take three subjects, put them on a wheel. Spun
• 41:07
  Speaker 13: the wheel where it stop.
• 41:08
  Speaker 7: Damn it. We'll make it funny. Watch us, watch us
• 41:11
  Speaker 7: do this. All right, here we go.
• 41:13
  Speaker 9: Today's categories are if you really really don't know what
• 41:17
  Speaker 9: you're doing, you should never blank all right, Uh huh,
• 41:24
  Speaker 9: all right, things you put on ice cream?
• 41:26
  Speaker 1: All right?
• 41:27
  Speaker 9: And television show you cut off that you really can't stand.
• 41:32
  Speaker 9: Television show you cut off that you really can't stand. Okay,
• 41:36
  Speaker 9: all right, the wheel.
• 41:47
  Speaker 7: I want.
• 41:49
  Speaker 1: I would landed on.
• 41:50
  Speaker 9: You really really don't know what you're doing, you should
• 41:54
  Speaker 9: never blank, Jane.
• 41:56
  Speaker 13: Here we go comedy Roulette. If you really really don't
• 41:59
  Speaker 13: know what you do when, you should never try to
• 42:02
  Speaker 13: pierce your own ears.
• 42:03
  Speaker 4: Okay.
• 42:04
  Speaker 7: If you don't, yeah, yeah, j.
• 42:13
  Speaker 10: If you really really don't know what you're doing, you
• 42:16
  Speaker 10: should never break up fights.
• 42:17
  Speaker 6: I'm telling you you don't know.
• 42:20
  Speaker 1: You you go in to get asked me.
• 42:22
  Speaker 12: I'm telling I've seen this happen.
• 42:25
  Speaker 6: Get your hands off him. Okay.
• 42:30
  Speaker 2: If you really don't know what you're doing, you should
• 42:32
  Speaker 2: really not try to put magic shave.
• 42:35
  Speaker 7: On your bald head. Oh my god, I what you
• 42:41
  Speaker 7: looking like?
• 42:42
  Speaker 4: Oh?
• 42:43
  Speaker 8: If you don't know what you're doing, If you really
• 42:47
  Speaker 8: really don't know what you're doing, you should never tell
• 42:51
  Speaker 8: a new woman what you're about to do to her
• 42:54
  Speaker 8: when y'all get home.
• 43:00
  Speaker 13: If we get to the house, yeah yeah, I don't
• 43:11
  Speaker 13: brag before I have scream. And if you really really
• 43:20
  Speaker 13: really don't know what you're doing. You cannot check yourself
• 43:25
  Speaker 13: for him, Royd, you can't do that. Don't get an Okay,
• 43:33
  Speaker 13: if you don't know what you're doing.
• 43:36
  Speaker 4: Here you go.
• 43:37
  Speaker 10: If you really really don't know what you're doing, you
• 43:40
  Speaker 10: should never make potato salad.
• 43:42
  Speaker 12: I'm telling you to say something you never.
• 43:45
  Speaker 1: I think I got it. No, you need to know
• 43:47
  Speaker 1: what you're doing.
• 43:48
  Speaker 12: You're making potato salad, don't don't don't.
• 43:50
  Speaker 2: Think of if you don't know what you're doing, if
• 43:53
  Speaker 2: you don't know, if you don't know what you're doing,
• 43:55
  Speaker 2: if you really don't know what you're doing, I mean,
• 43:58
  Speaker 2: really really don't know what you're doing, don't tell the kids.
• 44:01
  Speaker 7: You finna go up there and get the ball out
• 44:03
  Speaker 7: the tree.
• 44:03
  Speaker 2: Don't tell them your going to the hospital.
• 44:10
  Speaker 8: Indeed, if you really really don't know what you're doing,
• 44:17
  Speaker 8: you ought to never tell nobody.
• 44:19
  Speaker 7: Your ass can cook.
• 44:26
  Speaker 13: Don't put that out and said, all right, all right,
• 44:29
  Speaker 13: all right, we're doing comedy roulette. And if you really
• 44:32
  Speaker 13: really don't know what you're doing, if you don't know
• 44:35
  Speaker 13: what you're doing, don't you try to put that seventy
• 44:38
  Speaker 13: inch TV on your wall. Okay, If you don't know
• 44:42
  Speaker 13: what the hell you're doing? All right, kind of stood
• 44:46
  Speaker 13: or nothing here?
• 44:49
  Speaker 10: If you really really don't know what you're doing, I mean,
• 44:51
  Speaker 10: you really don't know what you're doing. Don't you ever
• 44:54
  Speaker 10: start a fire? I swear to God, I said, if
• 44:59
  Speaker 10: you don't know what you doing.
• 45:02
  Speaker 2: If you really really don't know what you're doing, please
• 45:06
  Speaker 2: don't try to siphon some gas out of a car.
• 45:08
  Speaker 6: Please.
• 45:12
  Speaker 8: That's the worst thing you'll ask. Kenny, you really really
• 45:22
  Speaker 8: don't know what you're doing. Don't you ever decorate your
• 45:26
  Speaker 8: own apartment at I kill.
• 45:31
  Speaker 12: Together.
• 45:32
  Speaker 1: That's comedy room guys stories on the Steve Harvey Morning Show.
• 45:37
  Speaker 1: Right after this, Hey, y'all, this is Monica, This is
• 45:40
  Speaker 1: Spike Lee. Hey, this is Mary J. Blood.
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• 45:44
  Speaker 1: Hey, this is Shaka Kahan.
• 45:45
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• 45:47
  Speaker 1: This is Carlos Miller. And this may or may not
• 45:49
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• 45:52
  Speaker 1: Steve Harvey Morning Show. Coming up at the top of
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• 45:56
  Speaker 9: Right about four minutes after, it's my strawberry letter for today,
• 45:59
  Speaker 9: the subject my husband found the wrong gift. We'll get
• 46:04
  Speaker 9: into that. Yeah, just a little bit, and it is
• 46:07
  Speaker 9: just what you're thinking. But right now the nephew is
• 46:09
  Speaker 9: here with today's frank phone call.
• 46:11
  Speaker 1: What you got for us?
• 46:12
  Speaker 4: Now?
• 46:13
  Speaker 2: Well, you remember we used to have, you know, back
• 46:15
  Speaker 2: in the there it used to be calendars with the
• 46:17
  Speaker 2: honks on it, you know, the fireman on it.
• 46:19
  Speaker 7: You remember that?
• 46:20
  Speaker 4: Remember that? Yeah?
• 46:21
  Speaker 2: And of course you know me and we always had
• 46:23
  Speaker 2: this centerfold. We always had the great calendar with the
• 46:26
  Speaker 2: beautiful ladies on it. Yeah, okay, well you know we're gonna.
• 46:30
  Speaker 9: Do you do a calendar? Sure, the calendar.
• 46:33
  Speaker 2: No, he ain't doing no calendar. I don't think he
• 46:36
  Speaker 2: might have done an hour. He might have done an hour.
• 46:38
  Speaker 2: He ain't done no mont.
• 46:39
  Speaker 1: No hotties, remember my hotties.
• 46:43
  Speaker 2: There you go. But this right here is church calendar. Somebody,
• 46:49
  Speaker 2: if you would turn it to your neighbor and say
• 46:50
  Speaker 2: church calender, church calendar, won't he do it? Let's go
• 46:56
  Speaker 2: church calendar? Here we go.
• 46:57
  Speaker 4: Hell, Hell, I'm trying to reach to Allison. Allison.
• 47:01
  Speaker 5: Allison, she's not here, man.
• 47:02
  Speaker 4: She had work as she's speaking. Hey, this is this
• 47:06
  Speaker 4: is brother Lester, brother lefty. How you doing today? All right? Lester?
• 47:09
  Speaker 4: Brother Lester right from the church.
• 47:12
  Speaker 5: Okay, okay, over.
• 47:13
  Speaker 4: My right, right right right? You a husband right with Jared?
• 47:16
  Speaker 4: I'm sure? Yeah? This is Gerald. Yeah, okay, okay, I
• 47:19
  Speaker 4: met you a couple of times, jerreed, we aene seen.
• 47:20
  Speaker 5: You in a minute though. Man, I been working on
• 47:22
  Speaker 5: Sunday and I said it. I was gonna try to
• 47:24
  Speaker 5: make it, but I told her, you know, I want
• 47:25
  Speaker 5: to get involved. You know this year it's gonna be
• 47:27
  Speaker 5: a better year. I'm gonna get involved.
• 47:29
  Speaker 4: Man. Well, come on down, man. We love to have you,
• 47:31
  Speaker 4: that's for sure. Man. Can I give you a number
• 47:33
  Speaker 4: when she can call me back? Well? Okay, yeah, sure?
• 47:36
  Speaker 4: Is this about you know less? Send us something? What's
• 47:39
  Speaker 4: going on? Actually the single ministry? Man, I'm over the
• 47:42
  Speaker 4: single ministry and we're raising some money. So we're actually
• 47:45
  Speaker 4: putting together a calendar and we wanted her to give
• 47:49
  Speaker 4: us a call about it. Okay, so let let me
• 47:51
  Speaker 4: get let me give my number real quick.
• 47:53
  Speaker 5: Wait a minute, Okay, you said a calendar. So the
• 47:55
  Speaker 5: church is doing the calendar.
• 47:56
  Speaker 4: But is it like the.
• 47:57
  Speaker 5: Couples like we come in, like how it'd always be
• 47:59
  Speaker 5: like the couple was coming in.
• 48:00
  Speaker 4: And be like this is mister and Missison. I mean
• 48:03
  Speaker 4: a calendar. No, no, no, what we're doing. See, a
• 48:05
  Speaker 4: lot of the guys got together. What we're gonna do
• 48:07
  Speaker 4: is a mount swimsuit calendar, and we're gonna were trying
• 48:11
  Speaker 4: to put that together. Man, So let me give you
• 48:13
  Speaker 4: my number, man, because I want to call all the
• 48:14
  Speaker 4: guys were saying, if she get on the calendar, he'll
• 48:17
  Speaker 4: probably get solid. You know.
• 48:19
  Speaker 5: Wait a minute, wait a minute, world, who woar war
• 48:20
  Speaker 5: Let's slow down, Slow down, brother Lester, let's slow down. Okay,
• 48:25
  Speaker 5: a calendar, a swimsuit calendar for a single ministry at
• 48:29
  Speaker 5: the church.
• 48:30
  Speaker 4: What it is, Gerald, We're gonna be the first church
• 48:34
  Speaker 4: to who have ever done a swimsuit calendar. Do you
• 48:36
  Speaker 4: see what I'm saying?
• 48:38
  Speaker 5: No, wait a minute, Wait a minute, wait a minute.
• 48:41
  Speaker 5: You call it for us my wife to be in it.
• 48:43
  Speaker 5: And you sure you got the right number because where there?
• 48:46
  Speaker 4: I mean? Because your wife is Alison?
• 48:48
  Speaker 8: Right?
• 48:48
  Speaker 5: Yes, my wife is Alison. And first of all, did
• 48:51
  Speaker 5: what's this man about? All the guys y'all got together,
• 48:54
  Speaker 5: y'all go about Okay, I'm trying to take this slow man.
• 48:57
  Speaker 5: Oh God, hold my tongue right now, because I'm uh,
• 49:00
  Speaker 5: I don't understand where you're going with this.
• 49:02
  Speaker 4: And listen, we're gonna get sister Gidgery. She gonna be
• 49:05
  Speaker 4: Miss March June is like pretty much in the middle
• 49:08
  Speaker 4: of the year. We want your wife to be the
• 49:10
  Speaker 4: big centerphold.
• 49:11
  Speaker 5: Please please tell me you're not tired at my house
• 49:14
  Speaker 5: this morning talking about my wife to be in a calendar,
• 49:17
  Speaker 5: a swim through calendar. But dead on top of that,
• 49:20
  Speaker 5: y'all all got together and y'all voting that y'all want
• 49:23
  Speaker 5: my wife to be in a swim to calendar.
• 49:26
  Speaker 4: Faye Church. Okay, Well what wait, manute, I mean, look
• 49:30
  Speaker 4: at this on the positive side, man, what this is? See,
• 49:32
  Speaker 4: like I said, we raising money for the Singles Ministry
• 49:35
  Speaker 4: and the single Ministry and get ready to go on
• 49:36
  Speaker 4: a big trip.
• 49:37
  Speaker 5: But I won't do it the singles ministry. She's knowing
• 49:41
  Speaker 5: it made.
• 49:41
  Speaker 4: I don't want people ministry.
• 49:43
  Speaker 5: Why you telling talking about my wife busy something like this?
• 49:46
  Speaker 5: You hold um ooh Jesus kept me.
• 49:49
  Speaker 4: Hey man, you you should feel honored man that your wife.
• 49:53
  Speaker 5: Is looking at my wife like that.
• 49:55
  Speaker 4: Man.
• 49:56
  Speaker 5: Were coming in there and we try to get help
• 49:58
  Speaker 5: and we try to do it. Y'all looking at my
• 50:00
  Speaker 5: white time about y'all want my wife to be in
• 50:01
  Speaker 5: a swim suit countest? Man, do you understand what that is?
• 50:04
  Speaker 4: Man?
• 50:04
  Speaker 5: They ain't number some pennies? Man, So y'all good at
• 50:07
  Speaker 5: my wife time? Y'all want my wife to the hel
• 50:08
  Speaker 5: up pennies saying?
• 50:09
  Speaker 4: What you gotta understand, Chero this right him mean is
• 50:12
  Speaker 4: for the single ministry, which we got a big trip
• 50:14
  Speaker 4: coming up, so we raising money. Fuck? What do y'all doing? Man?
• 50:17
  Speaker 5: It's not something you do at the church. Man. You
• 50:20
  Speaker 5: have car washes mad without no no, really, we watched
• 50:23
  Speaker 5: cars man, y'all talking about Canada? Man? What are you
• 50:26
  Speaker 5: doing it?
• 50:26
  Speaker 9: Man?
• 50:26
  Speaker 4: What type of church is this? Turning two?
• 50:28
  Speaker 5: Man?
• 50:29
  Speaker 4: See Joe that the difference he is on this whole thing? Man,
• 50:32
  Speaker 4: don't be upset about it? What it is that? Man?
• 50:33
  Speaker 4: We done found something that ain't no other church done before.
• 50:37
  Speaker 4: You see what I'm saying.
• 50:38
  Speaker 5: The reason ain't no other church done this? Because this
• 50:41
  Speaker 5: is wrong? Man? What committee got to get on something
• 50:44
  Speaker 5: like this?
• 50:44
  Speaker 2: Man?
• 50:44
  Speaker 4: What is wrong with you? Hey dog, you gotta understand listen.
• 50:48
  Speaker 4: We got sister Gigrit, we got sister Vickie.
• 50:50
  Speaker 5: Okay, whether when you said that they gonna find out
• 50:53
  Speaker 5: on it. You got these women in the church and
• 50:55
  Speaker 5: that they gonna put on swim suits.
• 50:57
  Speaker 4: Well, well, what I'm saying, we got them on our list.
• 50:59
  Speaker 4: We got them on our list.
• 51:00
  Speaker 5: Because I'm saying, ain't nobody getting with you?
• 51:02
  Speaker 7: Man?
• 51:02
  Speaker 5: What is wrong with you?
• 51:03
  Speaker 4: Man? Hey? Man, lit'ten just to help us get started?
• 51:06
  Speaker 4: Do you have a picture of sister Allison in a swimsuit?
• 51:09
  Speaker 5: Look, man, I ain't giving you to my wife with
• 51:11
  Speaker 5: no swimsuit.
• 51:12
  Speaker 4: Man, No, this is just something we're trying to do
• 51:14
  Speaker 4: for the ministry. Dude, you know what, are you at
• 51:17
  Speaker 4: the church and you work at the church full time
• 51:19
  Speaker 4: part time? I'm at the church.
• 51:20
  Speaker 5: Okay, are you there there?
• 51:22
  Speaker 4: No, I'm not there right now, but I'm gonna be
• 51:23
  Speaker 4: there for clours later on in this evening.
• 51:26
  Speaker 5: Okay, what time do colid?
• 51:27
  Speaker 4: Rehearsal star left seven o'clock? But while you what's left
• 51:31
  Speaker 4: to what I want you to do is for me
• 51:32
  Speaker 4: before you go to rehearsal, can you just be right
• 51:34
  Speaker 4: in the front right quick. I just want to we
• 51:36
  Speaker 4: need to meet personally right quick, blessing me and you.
• 51:39
  Speaker 4: So I'm gonna come to the rehearsal and.
• 51:41
  Speaker 5: Then Let's talk about this face to face, because this
• 51:44
  Speaker 5: over the phone and out and this is not worth
• 51:45
  Speaker 5: it right now, and I need to meet the person
• 51:48
  Speaker 5: that's called in my howl talking about my wife doing
• 51:52
  Speaker 5: all the citiotic type. So let's meet make in the
• 51:55
  Speaker 5: front brother before you go to I got something for
• 51:59
  Speaker 5: you to sing game about. So meet me in the
• 52:01
  Speaker 5: front man, please before we go in, Lester, because we
• 52:06
  Speaker 5: ain't gonna talk about this no more over the phone.
• 52:08
  Speaker 5: Let's talk about this in person.
• 52:09
  Speaker 4: Okay, first, I mean you gotta calm down, man, I
• 52:12
  Speaker 4: don't even understand why you ou ry like you know what.
• 52:14
  Speaker 5: Yeah, I'm gonna come down Lester.
• 52:17
  Speaker 4: Seven.
• 52:17
  Speaker 5: So it started at seven, let's do six fifty five, Lefter.
• 52:20
  Speaker 5: I think this is gonna work for us. This is
• 52:22
  Speaker 5: gonna help your calender get out the way that you
• 52:25
  Speaker 5: really really needed to get out. Man, I got something
• 52:28
  Speaker 5: for you that's gonna help this calls. Please be outside
• 52:33
  Speaker 5: at six fifty five. Please don't go on there.
• 52:35
  Speaker 4: I'm gonna be outside. Can you bring a picture with you?
• 52:39
  Speaker 5: Oh yeah, I got a picture for you. I got
• 52:41
  Speaker 5: a nice picture for you.
• 52:42
  Speaker 4: I'll tell you what. Me and Tommy will be outside
• 52:44
  Speaker 4: waiting on you when you get there, you're in Who
• 52:46
  Speaker 4: Me and nephew Tommy from the Steve Harby Morning Show.
• 52:50
  Speaker 4: We're gonna be right outside in front of the church.
• 52:53
  Speaker 5: Oh man, did this?
• 52:58
  Speaker 4: Man? Hey? Man, you're brother Jason told me the prank
• 53:02
  Speaker 4: phone call you man? God Man? You know you know
• 53:06
  Speaker 4: he said, tell him. I said, if that food came
• 53:08
  Speaker 4: to church more often, he would know that this was
• 53:10
  Speaker 4: a prank phone. Oh Dad, I'm glad it is. Mann.
• 53:15
  Speaker 5: You just imagine how to draw up to that church
• 53:17
  Speaker 5: at the food man, I.
• 53:20
  Speaker 4: Got I gotta ask you this man, what is the
• 53:22
  Speaker 4: baddest and I mean the baddest radio show in the land?
• 53:26
  Speaker 5: Man, the Steve Harmy Morning Show?
• 53:29
  Speaker 4: Many what y'all think?
• 53:39
  Speaker 1: I love him? What time is choir practice?
• 53:42
  Speaker 4: Yes?
• 53:42
  Speaker 1: Or Lester?
• 53:45
  Speaker 7: Can you get that six fifty five? I did need
• 53:48
  Speaker 7: five minutes of your time, that's all.
• 53:50
  Speaker 1: I in the front, right in the front.
• 53:56
  Speaker 2: Don't make me do like that man in that video
• 53:57
  Speaker 2: we saw a couple of weeks ago. Remember that man
• 53:59
  Speaker 2: came around the front of the pier and hit that
• 54:01
  Speaker 2: and punched that man in the face.
• 54:02
  Speaker 7: Yeah, it's third.
• 54:06
  Speaker 2: That was too much, Marcus, Marcus, I got stupid all
• 54:13
  Speaker 2: lined up for you stupid this weekend. That's Thursday, Friday,
• 54:16
  Speaker 2: Saturday to Lexington, Kentucky.
• 54:18
  Speaker 7: Yeah, it's been a while. Comedy off Broadway.
• 54:20
  Speaker 2: That would be March thirteen, fourteen, fifteen, sixteen, thirteen, fourteen,
• 54:25
  Speaker 2: fifteen sixteen. Tickets on sale right now, all right. And
• 54:28
  Speaker 2: then laying in the cut is Bricktown Comedy Club that's
• 54:32
  Speaker 2: in Oklahoma City twenty nine, twenty eight, twenty nine and
• 54:34
  Speaker 2: thirty of March twenty eight, twenty nine, thirty of.
• 54:36
  Speaker 7: March April four five six uh oh comedy.
• 54:41
  Speaker 2: Is on Charlotte, North Carolina, Sharlotte, North Carolina.
• 54:46
  Speaker 7: And then dude A April nineteen.
• 54:50
  Speaker 2: It is an evening with Nephew Tummy and evening with
• 54:54
  Speaker 2: Nephew Tummy at the Florida Theater. I Dodnet got classic now,
• 54:58
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  Speaker 9: Dear Stephen Shirley, I've been married to an interesting man
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  Speaker 9: for nineteen years and we have a daughter that's a
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  Speaker 9: freshman in college. He works two jobs by choice because
• 56:29
  Speaker 9: he gives my daughter any and everything she asks for.
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  Speaker 9: He stops spoiling me years ago, and I'm jealous. Since
• 56:38
  Speaker 9: he works a lot, I have plenty of time alone.
• 56:40
  Speaker 9: It's true that an idle mind is the devil's workshop.
• 56:43
  Speaker 9: And out of sheer boredom, I started flirting with an
• 56:47
  Speaker 9: old acquaintance on Facebook. He knows I'm married and he's
• 56:50
  Speaker 9: married too, so we both are bored and wanted someone
• 56:53
  Speaker 9: else to talk to. He asked me where I worked,
• 56:56
  Speaker 9: and I told him, but I didn't mention that I'm
• 56:58
  Speaker 9: working remotely right now now. This past Friday, he dropped
• 57:02
  Speaker 9: a small red box off at my office, and the
• 57:05
  Speaker 9: receptionist called me to come pick it up. She said, quote,
• 57:09
  Speaker 9: a man that's not your husband dropped off something for
• 57:12
  Speaker 9: you that was nothing butt shade. But I went right
• 57:15
  Speaker 9: up to my office and got my gift. The box
• 57:18
  Speaker 9: contained some small red lingerie and one hundred dollars cash
• 57:23
  Speaker 9: with a sweet card. When I got home, I slid
• 57:26
  Speaker 9: the box under my bed. When my husband came home,
• 57:29
  Speaker 9: I was in bed. He was getting undressed and He
• 57:32
  Speaker 9: took his wedding band off and it rolled under the bed.
• 57:36
  Speaker 9: He saw the box and looked at me, smiling. He
• 57:39
  Speaker 9: opened it and started getting giddy. He thought it was
• 57:42
  Speaker 9: his Valentine's present. So I had to play it off
• 57:45
  Speaker 9: and put the lingerie on. It was way too small
• 57:48
  Speaker 9: for me, and it almost cut my circulation off. I
• 57:51
  Speaker 9: couldn't wait for him to rip it off. I had
• 57:53
  Speaker 9: to go through two rounds of bad sex, but he
• 57:55
  Speaker 9: was so happy. I want my hundred dollars back, and
• 57:58
  Speaker 9: I want to tell him another man gave me that
• 58:00
  Speaker 9: gift because he sent our daughter flowers for Valentine's and
• 58:04
  Speaker 9: he didn't give me any. Should I tell him just
• 58:07
  Speaker 9: to make him jealous. No, you should not, and especially
• 58:10
  Speaker 9: you shouldn't be jealous of your daughter. I mean, you know,
• 58:14
  Speaker 9: making him think that the gift was for him was
• 58:17
  Speaker 9: the only option you had at the time, because that
• 58:20
  Speaker 9: could have gotten really ugly, but not as ugly as
• 58:23
  Speaker 9: it already is. I mean, I'm surprised you're still sleeping
• 58:26
  Speaker 9: with him. You have so much, so many complaints about him.
• 58:29
  Speaker 9: You stayed in there for not one, but two rounds
• 58:32
  Speaker 9: of bad sex. You say so, so, how long are
• 58:35
  Speaker 9: you going to put up with that. You got nothing
• 58:37
  Speaker 9: for Valentine's Day, but he got the money, the sexy undies,
• 58:41
  Speaker 9: and he got sex with you twice. You said he
• 58:44
  Speaker 9: stopped spoiling you years ago. You did not tell us
• 58:47
  Speaker 9: why why did that stop? I mean other than he's
• 58:50
  Speaker 9: working two jobs. Now you're thinking it's to spoil your daughter,
• 58:55
  Speaker 9: and you're.
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  Speaker 1: Jealous of that. He's not married to his daughter.
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  Speaker 9: He's married to you, and and the idea that you're
• 59:01
  Speaker 9: no longer number one in his life should be unacceptable
• 59:04
  Speaker 9: to you. You left a lot out in this letter.
• 59:06
  Speaker 9: You guys have grown very far apart. Now you're thinking
• 59:09
  Speaker 9: about cheating with someone from your past that you met
• 59:14
  Speaker 9: off Facebook. I mean, that's not going to solve your
• 59:16
  Speaker 9: marital issues. You're looking for attention. Your husband sounds coolest
• 59:20
  Speaker 9: to your needs as far as that's concerned, and that
• 59:23
  Speaker 9: has to change because your marriage is already in trouble
• 59:26
  Speaker 9: you're thinking about. I know you say you want someone
• 59:29
  Speaker 9: to talk to, but that's how it starts. Okay, that
• 59:32
  Speaker 9: is how it starts. Those thoughts become actions. If you
• 59:35
  Speaker 9: still want your marriage to work, I think you guys
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  Speaker 9: need to get in some sort of marriage, counseling or
• 59:41
  Speaker 9: therapy right away.
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  Speaker 1: Asaf see.
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  Speaker 8: Shirley absolutely brilliant answer. I agree one hundred percent with
• 59:52
  Speaker 8: every single thing you said well said, which leaves me
• 59:56
  Speaker 8: nowhere to go in this letter except tod and find
• 1:00:01
  Speaker 8: uh little gems of ignorance that may be typed in
• 1:00:07
  Speaker 8: this letter, some swear. So come on with me as
• 1:00:11
  Speaker 8: I take you through the mind of the person who
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  Speaker 8: writes a letter like this. Even the subject my husband
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  Speaker 8: found the wrong gift, even the way he found it
• 1:00:24
  Speaker 8: was just, oh my goodness.
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  Speaker 7: Uh where you hear the gift?
• 1:00:28
  Speaker 4: Was?
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  Speaker 7: Oh my goodness? How you hire a gift under a
• 1:00:32
  Speaker 7: damn ben?
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  Speaker 4: Who do that? What is he?
• 1:00:35
  Speaker 1: Faue?
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  Speaker 4: What is he?
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  Speaker 7: Folk? He don't go into the bed? How who hides
• 1:00:41
  Speaker 7: the gift? Who do that?
• 1:00:42
  Speaker 8: Anyway, You've been married to an interesting man nineteen years old,
• 1:00:46
  Speaker 8: got a daughter's freshman in college. He works two jobs
• 1:00:49
  Speaker 8: by choice because he gives my daughter any and everything
• 1:00:53
  Speaker 8: she asks for. So now the rest of the letter
• 1:00:58
  Speaker 8: is to penalize the man and for being a great father.
• 1:01:03
  Speaker 7: But there's more to it.
• 1:01:05
  Speaker 8: As Shirley said, he stopped spoiling me years ago, and
• 1:01:08
  Speaker 8: I'm jealous something happened years ago that you're not putting
• 1:01:14
  Speaker 8: in this letter. Demand just stopped? And did he turn
• 1:01:19
  Speaker 8: his attention to someone who was more appreciative. Did someone
• 1:01:24
  Speaker 8: starts saying, thank you, daddy, while you're wonderful. Did somebody
• 1:01:27
  Speaker 8: go you're the best dad any girl could ever have.
• 1:01:31
  Speaker 8: Did you stop saying you were the best husband, thank
• 1:01:34
  Speaker 8: you for all of your hard work. No, you're just
• 1:01:36
  Speaker 8: married to an interesting man. Then, as you said, since
• 1:01:41
  Speaker 8: he works a lot, you've got plenty of time alone.
• 1:01:43
  Speaker 7: And now here we go. An idle mind is.
• 1:01:45
  Speaker 8: The devil's workshop, and out of sheer bought him. I
• 1:01:49
  Speaker 8: started flirting with an old acquaintance on Facebook. You do
• 1:01:53
  Speaker 8: understand that this entire letter is really looking like your
• 1:01:56
  Speaker 8: fault because your husband working two jobs and spoiling your daughter,
• 1:02:03
  Speaker 8: showing her how a man should treat her, giving her
• 1:02:06
  Speaker 8: an example of what love looks like from the eyes
• 1:02:08
  Speaker 8: of a daughter through watching her father, and you taking
• 1:02:12
  Speaker 8: it as he stops spoiling me. I'm jealous, I'm bored.
• 1:02:16
  Speaker 8: I'm flirting on Facebook. Facebook then ended a lot of marriages.
• 1:02:22
  Speaker 8: Get ready for yours to.
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  Speaker 7: Be gone too.
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  Speaker 9: Just hold that thought right now, we got to take
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  Speaker 9: a break right here. We'll have part two of your
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  Speaker 9: response coming up at twenty three minutes after the hour.
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  Speaker 9: Today's Strawberry Letter subjects I know you just got into it.
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  Speaker 9: Today's Strawberry Letter, My husband found the wrong gift. We'll
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  Speaker 9: Come on, Steve, let's recap today's Strawberry letter. The subject
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  Speaker 9: my husband found the wrong gift.
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  Speaker 7: Everything about this letter's crazy.
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  Speaker 8: This woman is married to what she claims as an
• 1:03:33
  Speaker 8: interesting man who has a freshman daughter in college.
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  Speaker 7: To both of them, he's spoiling her. He's got two jobs.
• 1:03:40
  Speaker 8: She says, to give the daughter in and everything she
• 1:03:43
  Speaker 8: has for he stops spoiling me years ago, and I'm jealous. Well,
• 1:03:48
  Speaker 8: then she says, since he works a lot, she got
• 1:03:50
  Speaker 8: plenty of time by herself. And then she says that
• 1:03:53
  Speaker 8: it's true that an idle mind is the devil's playground.
• 1:03:56
  Speaker 8: So she started flirting with an old acquaintance on Facebook.
• 1:04:00
  Speaker 8: Facebooked and ended a lot of marriages, and this is
• 1:04:03
  Speaker 8: fit to be another one. He knows I'm married and
• 1:04:07
  Speaker 8: he's married too, so we both are bored and wanted
• 1:04:10
  Speaker 8: someone else to talk to. Lady, everything you're saying is
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  Speaker 8: like somebody going so what, because you know all you
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  Speaker 8: doing is justifying the dirt that you've done.
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  Speaker 7: Oh, this is a letter field with justification.
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  Speaker 8: Uh.
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  Speaker 7: He asked me where I worked, and I told him. Now,
• 1:04:33
  Speaker 7: let me tell you something.
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  Speaker 8: This has been going on for a while now because
• 1:04:37
  Speaker 8: you jumped from they want somebody else to talk to to.
• 1:04:40
  Speaker 8: He asked me where I worked, and I told it,
• 1:04:44
  Speaker 8: but I didn't mention that I'm working remotely right now.
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  Speaker 8: So on this past Friday, he dropped a small box
• 1:04:51
  Speaker 8: office excuse me, he dropped a small red box off
• 1:04:56
  Speaker 8: at her office, and the receptions called me to pick
• 1:05:00
  Speaker 8: it up, and she said, a man that's not your
• 1:05:03
  Speaker 8: husband dropped off something for you that was nothing but
• 1:05:07
  Speaker 8: shade what you want.
• 1:05:08
  Speaker 7: Ladies say that ain't the lady ain't being messy or shady.
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  Speaker 12: This is a fact.
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  Speaker 8: A man dropped a red box off up here where
• 1:05:20
  Speaker 8: you don't work at no more. And it wasn't your husband.
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  Speaker 8: But I went right up to my office and got
• 1:05:29
  Speaker 8: my gift. That'll show my husband buying this girl all
• 1:05:34
  Speaker 8: this stuff. That girl is your daughter, damn, so now
• 1:05:40
  Speaker 8: I show her. I went right on up there to
• 1:05:42
  Speaker 8: get my gift. The box contained some small red lingerie
• 1:05:49
  Speaker 8: and one hundred dollars cash.
• 1:05:51
  Speaker 7: I'll be dead.
• 1:05:51
  Speaker 8: That's all it takes, right, the thought that I didn't
• 1:05:57
  Speaker 8: put into all these gifts over the years without wife,
• 1:06:02
  Speaker 8: all of the stuff ID spent money on.
• 1:06:06
  Speaker 7: All I really had to do was get a little bitty.
• 1:06:10
  Speaker 8: Red pair laundry rate, cut her blood off, and put
• 1:06:14
  Speaker 8: one hundred dollars in the box.
• 1:06:16
  Speaker 7: Tell me, boy, that's it. When you married, and you
• 1:06:21
  Speaker 7: know she married, all you need.
• 1:06:23
  Speaker 8: Is a small ass box with one hundred dollars in
• 1:06:26
  Speaker 8: the man, get out of here and then she said
• 1:06:30
  Speaker 8: with a sweet card. You just you easy, you easy,
• 1:06:37
  Speaker 8: You get excited about little or nothing because you want to.
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  Speaker 8: When I got home, I slid the box under my bed.
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  Speaker 8: Excuse me, you slid the box under y'all's bed.
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  Speaker 7: Tick o the good part. When my husband came home,
• 1:06:52
  Speaker 7: I was in bed.
• 1:06:53
  Speaker 8: He was getting undressed, and he took his wedding bead
• 1:06:56
  Speaker 8: off and it rolled under the bed.
• 1:06:58
  Speaker 7: I bean't do you.
• 1:07:00
  Speaker 8: Ain't that how you get busted always on some dumb store.
• 1:07:04
  Speaker 8: He took the wedding band off and it just so
• 1:07:07
  Speaker 8: had clicking, It hit the float and rolled under the bed.
• 1:07:12
  Speaker 8: When my husband then he saw the box and looked
• 1:07:17
  Speaker 8: at me smiling. He opened it and started getting giddy
• 1:07:22
  Speaker 8: because he thought it was his Valentine's President. Well, I
• 1:07:25
  Speaker 8: don't know how that is, because fellas what least him?
• 1:07:28
  Speaker 8: You got a president on Valentine? How that I ain't got.
• 1:07:32
  Speaker 8: I ain't never expected nothing. I'll be damn so dang.
• 1:07:37
  Speaker 8: How old is he here? In his eighties or something?
• 1:07:39
  Speaker 8: When the hell did we started getting Valentine's Day? Guess anyway?
• 1:07:43
  Speaker 2: Uh?
• 1:07:43
  Speaker 4: It was.
• 1:07:44
  Speaker 8: I had to play it off and put the lingerie on.
• 1:07:48
  Speaker 8: It was way too small for me and it almost
• 1:07:51
  Speaker 8: cut my circulation off. I couldn't wait for him to
• 1:07:54
  Speaker 8: rip it off. I had to go through two rounds
• 1:07:57
  Speaker 8: of bad sex, but he was so happy. I want
• 1:08:00
  Speaker 8: my hundred dollars back, and I want to tell him
• 1:08:04
  Speaker 8: another man gave me that gift because he sent our
• 1:08:08
  Speaker 8: daughter flowers for Valentine's and he didn't give me any. Now,
• 1:08:14
  Speaker 8: the dumbest line in this whole letter is you want
• 1:08:19
  Speaker 8: to tell your husband.
• 1:08:22
  Speaker 7: Let me understand this, okay.
• 1:08:24
  Speaker 8: That another man gave you that gift because your husband
• 1:08:29
  Speaker 8: sent your daughter flowers for Valentine's Day and didn't give
• 1:08:32
  Speaker 8: you any. So your snapback for that is I'm gonna
• 1:08:37
  Speaker 8: tell him that another man sent this red box up
• 1:08:41
  Speaker 8: to my job. I went up there and picked it up.
• 1:08:44
  Speaker 8: Is too small for me, but I put it on
• 1:08:46
  Speaker 8: just to deceive you. You ripped it off and you
• 1:08:49
  Speaker 8: took my hundred dollars. I want my one hundred dollars back.
• 1:08:52
  Speaker 8: Should I tell him just to make him jealous, Lady,
• 1:08:55
  Speaker 8: this ain't finna make him jealous.
• 1:08:58
  Speaker 7: This wind to cause a whole lot. I don't think jealousy.
• 1:09:00
  Speaker 8: Gonna be your least of words in the police report,
• 1:09:03
  Speaker 8: and y'all fill it out jealousy. It's gonna be other
• 1:09:07
  Speaker 8: things in the police report like assault and battery, oh wow,
• 1:09:13
  Speaker 8: and receive and stolen property. Oh, it's gonna be a
• 1:09:17
  Speaker 8: lot of stuff in this police report, but jealousy won't
• 1:09:20
  Speaker 8: be in there. That's the dumbest thing you could do.
• 1:09:24
  Speaker 7: Lord, have mercy.
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  Speaker 2: So he didn't know, but I would tell him, Hey,
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  Speaker 10: I was at foot about sixteen years old, and my
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  Speaker 10: My mama bought that for about two months. About two
• 1:12:02
  Speaker 10: months she said, she said, why you ain't getting no case?
• 1:12:06
  Speaker 4: Right?
• 1:12:07
  Speaker 1: I got to do that?
• 1:12:08
  Speaker 12: Ask who help received that sixty?
• 1:12:12
  Speaker 7: Could?
• 1:12:12
  Speaker 12: I was fast after that?
• 1:12:16
  Speaker 7: Come se the big God.
• 1:12:19
  Speaker 1: You've ever told last one what you got so many?
• 1:12:23
  Speaker 8: He said, I have an endlish pool to choose. I
• 1:12:27
  Speaker 8: went up at all my daddy's station Wagon. One time
• 1:12:31
  Speaker 8: I was taking this girl out on the date in
• 1:12:33
  Speaker 8: my church choir. But I wanted to be with it
• 1:12:36
  Speaker 8: in the car. And so what I did was I
• 1:12:40
  Speaker 8: stopped at the drugstore and bought some Ponds cold cream.
• 1:12:43
  Speaker 8: That was a trick me and the Fellows shooter. You
• 1:12:45
  Speaker 8: back in the day, you put Pawns cold cream on
• 1:12:47
  Speaker 8: the windows. It make it, you know, you can't see
• 1:12:50
  Speaker 8: in the window. And I put the Pawns cold cream
• 1:12:55
  Speaker 8: on the windows before I got down there to pick
• 1:12:58
  Speaker 8: her up. And when I went and picked up if
• 1:13:00
  Speaker 8: she came and got in the calm in the station
• 1:13:02
  Speaker 8: wag and I bagged out. I couldn't see a damn thing.
• 1:13:04
  Speaker 8: I hit my daddy's offender on the fence and toe
• 1:13:08
  Speaker 8: the head light out.
• 1:13:09
  Speaker 7: I can't get cream off no window.
• 1:13:11
  Speaker 8: Books, Yeah, cumber, you can get Pam's cold cream off
• 1:13:16
  Speaker 8: the window. You can't get it out the crack where
• 1:13:18
  Speaker 8: this window meets the uphost.
• 1:13:23
  Speaker 1: All right, thank you guys. You're listening to the Steve
• 1:13:26
  Speaker 1: Harvey Morning Show.
• 1:13:28
  Speaker 9: So, according to an online poll, here's how to tell
• 1:13:31
  Speaker 9: if a boyfriend or girlfriend is serious about you. So, Steve,
• 1:13:36
  Speaker 9: this is the same thing you stated in your book.
• 1:13:38
  Speaker 9: Act to like a lady, think like a man. So
• 1:13:41
  Speaker 9: let's go over a few ways to tell if you
• 1:13:43
  Speaker 9: were the one, all right. Number one, he refers to
• 1:13:46
  Speaker 9: your relationship as we when talking about future plans.
• 1:13:51
  Speaker 7: You agree, absolutely, mhm.
• 1:13:54
  Speaker 8: Why would he mention you in the future if you're
• 1:13:57
  Speaker 8: not gonna be there? Okay, Wow, you know what I'm saying.
• 1:14:06
  Speaker 8: You see all the movies. What's the movies in the future,
• 1:14:10
  Speaker 8: Richard Pryor used to talk about, And you see all
• 1:14:13
  Speaker 8: the movies about the future, white people being there. That's
• 1:14:15
  Speaker 8: because white people wasn't playing on us being here.
• 1:14:18
  Speaker 1: Oh gosh, okay, they weren't saying we.
• 1:14:23
  Speaker 8: Yeah, we stunting the ass because we're still sticking around
• 1:14:26
  Speaker 8: a little shocking to him.
• 1:14:29
  Speaker 1: All right, here's another one.
• 1:14:32
  Speaker 2: Steve.
• 1:14:32
  Speaker 1: His social media includes pictures of the two of yours.
• 1:14:36
  Speaker 7: Absolutely.
• 1:14:36
  Speaker 8: I just had a conversation with a young guy because
• 1:14:38
  Speaker 8: I know how important social media is to them, and
• 1:14:42
  Speaker 8: when they claim each other as exclusive, they will post
• 1:14:46
  Speaker 8: each other. If you're not, you're not getting posted. I mean,
• 1:14:51
  Speaker 8: just look at anybody, look at all of them. And
• 1:14:53
  Speaker 8: so I noticed kid this dating this girl. He told
• 1:14:57
  Speaker 8: me he's in love with her. And he told me
• 1:14:59
  Speaker 8: she he's in love with him, but he ain't on
• 1:15:02
  Speaker 8: none of her Instagram and she ain't on none of his.
• 1:15:05
  Speaker 8: I said, so, I don't know what's happening, but don't
• 1:15:11
  Speaker 8: look that really now, he mad at me. Why could
• 1:15:15
  Speaker 8: you brought it to his attention?
• 1:15:17
  Speaker 1: Yeah, all right, here's another one. Labels become a part
• 1:15:21
  Speaker 1: of your relationship.
• 1:15:22
  Speaker 9: When you're a significant other stops introducing you as just
• 1:15:25
  Speaker 9: a friend publicly, chances are you're the one and only,
• 1:15:29
  Speaker 9: like this is mine?
• 1:15:29
  Speaker 8: Well, I mean that's important because how many women are
• 1:15:35
  Speaker 8: in relationships and don't know what it is?
• 1:15:37
  Speaker 7: They don't have a description of it, right, they don't
• 1:15:41
  Speaker 7: have what is this?
• 1:15:42
  Speaker 4: You know?
• 1:15:42
  Speaker 8: How many women in relationships that's going what is this?
• 1:15:46
  Speaker 8: They don't even know what it is? Because dudes are
• 1:15:49
  Speaker 8: very smart now and if you will go along with
• 1:15:53
  Speaker 8: us without a label or a title, coop. But you
• 1:15:57
  Speaker 8: have to ask yourself why don't I have a label
• 1:16:01
  Speaker 8: or a title? Ask yourself that, m And the number
• 1:16:06
  Speaker 8: one reason is is be cause you ain't that Lord Jesus,
• 1:16:10
  Speaker 8: she better tell you.
• 1:16:11
  Speaker 1: You appreciate minister up, there.
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  Speaker 8: Ain't nobody fitting to call you what you ain't You
• 1:16:23
  Speaker 8: only get to be mister president if you get the votes.
• 1:16:28
  Speaker 8: You only get to be the boss if you get
• 1:16:30
  Speaker 8: the promotion. You only get to be the owner of
• 1:16:34
  Speaker 8: the company if you put up all the money. Hello,
• 1:16:41
  Speaker 8: amen again, go ahead, Steve.
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  Speaker 9: This is a big one in your book. I remember
• 1:16:46
  Speaker 9: he brags about you, introduces you to his friends.
• 1:16:50
  Speaker 8: Then you know, simple, man, this is the one man,
• 1:16:54
  Speaker 8: This is my girl. Man another day, man, we had
• 1:16:56
  Speaker 8: such a good time. Man, my girl man, she'd be
• 1:16:59
  Speaker 8: lighting it up.
• 1:16:59
  Speaker 7: Man.
• 1:17:00
  Speaker 8: And we've been going through it a little bit. Man,
• 1:17:01
  Speaker 8: this girl she's smart. It's just simple. It's simple. It's simple.
• 1:17:07
  Speaker 8: We want you and we that's how we mark our
• 1:17:09
  Speaker 8: tour into a territory by bragging about you.
• 1:17:12
  Speaker 7: So you heard me say this? She mind you heard that?
• 1:17:16
  Speaker 8: So what you over here faught with your head cocked
• 1:17:19
  Speaker 8: to the side, sipping out your drink?
• 1:17:21
  Speaker 7: Sideway Pardner.
• 1:17:24
  Speaker 9: And the and the last one, Steve, You have drawers
• 1:17:27
  Speaker 9: at each other's house, draws.
• 1:17:32
  Speaker 4: A drawer like all.
• 1:17:36
  Speaker 8: In the draw said, that's true too. You gotta put
• 1:17:40
  Speaker 8: them something. And my draws is over here because I'm
• 1:17:45
  Speaker 8: been finna do some things where I need new draw
• 1:17:50
  Speaker 8: I can't put these back on, not these.
• 1:18:00
  Speaker 4: All right?
• 1:18:01
  Speaker 7: Too much in these here? I got to get some
• 1:18:04
  Speaker 7: fresh drawling.
• 1:18:06
  Speaker 1: Hey, what up this you boy?
• 1:18:07
  Speaker 7: Chris Brannon?
• 1:18:08
  Speaker 1: Right now, y'all listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show.
• 1:18:10
  Speaker 1: You're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show.
• 1:18:16
  Speaker 9: So, guys, waffle House has announced it as temporary added
• 1:18:19
  Speaker 9: a fifty cent per egg surcharge to all menu items.
• 1:18:24
  Speaker 9: Waffle House said in a statement, quote, the continuing egg
• 1:18:28
  Speaker 9: shortage caused by hp a I bird flu has caused
• 1:18:32
  Speaker 9: a dramatic increase in egg prices. Customers and restaurants are
• 1:18:36
  Speaker 9: being forced to make difficult decisions.
• 1:18:38
  Speaker 1: End quote. The average price of a dozen eggs now
• 1:18:41
  Speaker 1: nationwide is how much? Steve, you don't know the buck?
• 1:18:44
  Speaker 4: I know he doesn't.
• 1:18:45
  Speaker 7: How much he ain't he supposed to go down when Donald.
• 1:18:48
  Speaker 1: Trump ky, it's these very eggs. Yeah, per egg per egg,
• 1:18:56
  Speaker 1: not per dozen, per egg, per eggs.
• 1:18:58
  Speaker 4: No.
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  Speaker 8: I mean like if you are the eggs and waffle,
• 1:19:01
  Speaker 8: they gonna charge fifty more put egg.
• 1:19:04
  Speaker 7: They don't come with the waffle no more.
• 1:19:06
  Speaker 1: That's what their eggs per egg.
• 1:19:09
  Speaker 7: Can we bring our own eggs? They're still gonna be high.
• 1:19:15
  Speaker 8: Sign up for me do you know how many Trump
• 1:19:19
  Speaker 8: supporters is at waffle House? This could cost them their
• 1:19:24
  Speaker 8: whole come wow, wow, boy? What he'll Billage find out
• 1:19:31
  Speaker 8: that these eggs is not only going down, but they
• 1:19:33
  Speaker 8: up fifty per egg and waffle House is one of
• 1:19:39
  Speaker 8: the great institutions in America.
• 1:19:42
  Speaker 1: Well they said that they were right, Yeah, four fifteen right,
• 1:19:47
  Speaker 1: that's how much it does in of eggs.
• 1:19:49
  Speaker 7: See, so you'll know, yeah, yeah, all.
• 1:19:53
  Speaker 1: Right, coming up with thirty three minutes after the hour,
• 1:19:56
  Speaker 1: we'll play around it.
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  Speaker 9: Would you rather right after this? You're listening to Harvey
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  Speaker 9: Time now, guys for another round of would you rather?
• 1:20:37
  Speaker 9: Would you rather be kissed? On the lips or kissed
• 1:20:41
  Speaker 9: on your neck during intimacy.
• 1:20:44
  Speaker 2: Oh that, Nick, I can't hand it. I jumped out
• 1:20:46
  Speaker 2: the wind. I can't handle it at all. I can't
• 1:20:49
  Speaker 2: handle it, thank you. I just ain't no good on this, Nick.
• 1:20:53
  Speaker 2: I'm telling you who you want to stop my performance?
• 1:20:58
  Speaker 2: You get on that, Nick, I'm done.
• 1:20:59
  Speaker 7: I can't do.
• 1:21:01
  Speaker 4: Well.
• 1:21:02
  Speaker 8: I'm the direct opposite. Okay, you open up your mouth,
• 1:21:06
  Speaker 8: started looking me on my neck?
• 1:21:07
  Speaker 7: You in for some some with that?
• 1:21:11
  Speaker 8: I intenser size all efforts. I'm talking about. Man, everything
• 1:21:18
  Speaker 8: I'm doing, I start doing hard everything in me, not
• 1:21:25
  Speaker 8: on my neck. My body's convulsing and stuff. I'm most
• 1:21:29
  Speaker 8: of my actions is involuntary. At that point, I'd rather not.
• 1:21:36
  Speaker 1: Let's keep this party. Would you rather?
• 1:21:43
  Speaker 9: Would you rather be financially satisfied all of the time?
• 1:21:46
  Speaker 11: He?
• 1:21:47
  Speaker 1: Would you rather be sexually satisfied?
• 1:21:49
  Speaker 10: Hey?
• 1:21:49
  Speaker 8: Hey, yeah, we can buy it. You got enough money,
• 1:21:54
  Speaker 8: you ain't got to worry about it. It feel good
• 1:21:56
  Speaker 8: Sometimes when you just got money, you ain't got to
• 1:21:59
  Speaker 8: do nothing. Yeah, I'm good. Yeah, I'm trying to tell
• 1:22:03
  Speaker 8: you right now, I'm going with that money. Man, You're
• 1:22:07
  Speaker 8: financially set all the time on sexually satisfied all the time. No, No,
• 1:22:11
  Speaker 8: like Tommy said, you got enough money, you can buy
• 1:22:14
  Speaker 8: whatever you get sexually satisfied.
• 1:22:17
  Speaker 7: Now I don't need them both. No, No, with that money,
• 1:22:20
  Speaker 7: that money makes me feel like we just finished it,
• 1:22:22
  Speaker 7: feel way down all right?
• 1:22:28
  Speaker 9: So would you rather post nude, just completely naked for
• 1:22:33
  Speaker 9: a group of artists or would you rather wear false lashes?
• 1:22:37
  Speaker 1: Eyelashes?
• 1:22:38
  Speaker 7: Often put them lashes on so fly?
• 1:22:40
  Speaker 1: I ain't what is wrong naked?
• 1:22:44
  Speaker 7: Yeah, but I don't know. He's artists. He knows, surely
• 1:22:47
  Speaker 7: he knows. He don't. He don't need to be next.
• 1:22:51
  Speaker 7: I got, I got two albs. It look weird. I
• 1:22:53
  Speaker 7: ain't got the other folk.
• 1:22:55
  Speaker 8: I don't need to be naked in front nobody, nobody
• 1:22:59
  Speaker 8: but wife. She didn't seen it from all sides, and
• 1:23:02
  Speaker 8: I don't really a naked explaining to y'all what's going on?
• 1:23:07
  Speaker 7: And then let's just be.
• 1:23:08
  Speaker 8: Real, y'all from the side. Do you really want somebody
• 1:23:11
  Speaker 8: looking at you from the side?
• 1:23:16
  Speaker 7: You know, Ford straight on? I'm all right.
• 1:23:18
  Speaker 8: You know, on a scale of one to ten, about seven,
• 1:23:22
  Speaker 8: you know, straight on seven? You know from my age,
• 1:23:26
  Speaker 8: I'm an eight and a half.
• 1:23:29
  Speaker 1: You know you look great.
• 1:23:31
  Speaker 7: Sideways. I can't explain that to no. Damn, I don't
• 1:23:36
  Speaker 7: really know what's happened.
• 1:23:38
  Speaker 9: All right, all right, thank you? That's our rounded would
• 1:23:43
  Speaker 9: you rather for today? Coming up next, it is our
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  Speaker 9: last break of the day, and we'll have some closing
• 1:23:48
  Speaker 9: remarks at forty nine minutes after from the one and
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  Speaker 9: only Steve Harvey.
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  Speaker 1: Right after this, you're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Shows.
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  Speaker 7: All right, Steve, here we are. Hey.
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  Speaker 8: You know what I've thought about something I thought I
• 1:24:32
  Speaker 8: wanted to share with my audience, because you know, it's
• 1:24:36
  Speaker 8: something I've realized as I've gotten older, I understand my mission.
• 1:24:45
  Speaker 8: I've accepted my calling. I am crystal clear about one
• 1:24:51
  Speaker 8: of the reasons why I'm here. I now fully understand
• 1:24:56
  Speaker 8: why God made my life have the challenges and in
• 1:25:00
  Speaker 8: it that he did. So in moments like this, when
• 1:25:05
  Speaker 8: I'm talking to people, I can offer them some tidbits,
• 1:25:10
  Speaker 8: some gems, some jewels that I have learned along the way.
• 1:25:14
  Speaker 8: And I think of so many things that I've learned
• 1:25:16
  Speaker 8: in my past that I never didn't understand at the time.
• 1:25:19
  Speaker 7: But I do not.
• 1:25:20
  Speaker 8: But something my mother used to say to me all
• 1:25:22
  Speaker 8: the time. My mother used to say, one day, God
• 1:25:26
  Speaker 8: gonna give you a big house up on the hill.
• 1:25:29
  Speaker 8: You can't get up on that hill, and don't tell
• 1:25:31
  Speaker 8: nobody else how to get there. Now, coming from a
• 1:25:34
  Speaker 8: very poor background, I didn't understand that at a time.
• 1:25:38
  Speaker 8: And then you know, that was a scripture talking about
• 1:25:40
  Speaker 8: a house on a hill and something like that was
• 1:25:42
  Speaker 8: something something I didn't know what she was talking about.
• 1:25:44
  Speaker 8: Don't think, my mama, here come another Bible verse. I
• 1:25:47
  Speaker 8: got to go to the Bibles still they and figure
• 1:25:49
  Speaker 8: this one out, and I just never did.
• 1:25:51
  Speaker 4: Well.
• 1:25:51
  Speaker 8: I understand now, and in that, I understand my mission,
• 1:25:57
  Speaker 8: I understand my assignment. I've accepted at my calling, and
• 1:26:01
  Speaker 8: here I am. So that's to say to everybody out
• 1:26:06
  Speaker 8: there who hasn't reached my plateau yet.
• 1:26:08
  Speaker 7: As far as age goes.
• 1:26:10
  Speaker 8: The things you're going through right now is preparing you
• 1:26:15
  Speaker 8: for what you're going to be and what you're going
• 1:26:19
  Speaker 8: to have. And you've got to understand this process. I
• 1:26:24
  Speaker 8: didn't always understand it, but now that I've gone through
• 1:26:27
  Speaker 8: it and still going through it, at times, I'm sharing
• 1:26:30
  Speaker 8: with you some things that you need to know about
• 1:26:32
  Speaker 8: the process that yeah, it's hard for you now, but
• 1:26:37
  Speaker 8: this too shall pass. Yes it's challenging for you now,
• 1:26:41
  Speaker 8: but this ain't gonna trouble last always. I'm telling you
• 1:26:45
  Speaker 8: what I've learned, that you're going to get to the
• 1:26:48
  Speaker 8: other side of it eventually. And sometimes you get to
• 1:26:51
  Speaker 8: the other side and don't even realize you there, and
• 1:26:55
  Speaker 8: you just got to stay in the process. The most
• 1:26:58
  Speaker 8: important thing you have to remember for in this whole
• 1:27:01
  Speaker 8: process is don't you ever ever give up. I don't
• 1:27:05
  Speaker 8: care what happens. Don't you ever give up. I don't
• 1:27:08
  Speaker 8: care how dark can look for you, how bleak the situation,
• 1:27:11
  Speaker 8: how charged with punishment the scroll, Don't you ever ever
• 1:27:17
  Speaker 8: give up? Because I have seen it happen too many times.
• 1:27:22
  Speaker 8: I have seen people who I know gave up before
• 1:27:26
  Speaker 8: the light switch got cut. On one more strike of
• 1:27:30
  Speaker 8: the hammer, they to hit oil, one more dig or
• 1:27:34
  Speaker 8: the shovel and the diamonds would have fell out. I
• 1:27:36
  Speaker 8: have seen people walk away from situations and the very
• 1:27:40
  Speaker 8: next day the person behind them reaped the benefits. I've
• 1:27:43
  Speaker 8: seen it over and over and over and over again.
• 1:27:47
  Speaker 8: I was determined I was not going to be that person.
• 1:27:53
  Speaker 8: I oftentimes I just asked God for strength. Now you
• 1:27:57
  Speaker 8: know what God does when you ask for strength, He
• 1:28:01
  Speaker 8: puts situations in front of you that requires you to
• 1:28:03
  Speaker 8: be strong. Because it's like going to the gym. You
• 1:28:08
  Speaker 8: can't go in there and get in that gym. One
• 1:28:10
  Speaker 8: of the big boys is that over there. You got
• 1:28:11
  Speaker 8: to start with some lightweights. You got to work up.
• 1:28:15
  Speaker 8: You can't jump in there and grab the sixties. You
• 1:28:18
  Speaker 8: gotta start your curls with them twenties. Man, you grab
• 1:28:22
  Speaker 8: them sixties and start curling, and see what happened. You'll
• 1:28:25
  Speaker 8: be discouraged. You'll go home. Nah, man, You got to
• 1:28:29
  Speaker 8: get on that. You got to get them lightweights. You
• 1:28:31
  Speaker 8: got to start building it up. And as you build
• 1:28:33
  Speaker 8: it up, you get stronger, and you get stronger, so
• 1:28:36
  Speaker 8: you ask God for strength. Yeah, so he puts situation
• 1:28:39
  Speaker 8: in front of you that requires you to be strong.
• 1:28:42
  Speaker 8: You asking God to make you rich one day. You
• 1:28:45
  Speaker 8: know what God gonna do. He gonna make you understand
• 1:28:47
  Speaker 8: what poverty is. See, because if you do get rich
• 1:28:51
  Speaker 8: one day, you're gonna have to have an appreciation for
• 1:28:54
  Speaker 8: it because if you don't. People who get rich quick
• 1:28:56
  Speaker 8: don't have money long because they don't know the process.
• 1:29:01
  Speaker 8: So as you're asking God to increase your wealth, He's
• 1:29:05
  Speaker 8: also gonna let you stay in this poverty a little
• 1:29:07
  Speaker 8: while too.
• 1:29:08
  Speaker 7: I can attest to that.
• 1:29:11
  Speaker 8: As you ask God to bring you closer, which is
• 1:29:14
  Speaker 8: what I'm doing right now.
• 1:29:15
  Speaker 7: You know what God gonna do.
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  Speaker 8: He gonna put you in this situation to make you realize,
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  Speaker 8: ain't nobody out there for you but Him? And I
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  Speaker 8: ain't got no choice but to be closer to Him
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  Speaker 8: because guess what, can't nobody really help me? I don't
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  Speaker 8: have no problems. Well, I can pick up the phone
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  Speaker 8: and go, yo, man, I need some help. No anybody
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  Speaker 8: finna do that. God keeps me in situations where I
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  Speaker 8: have to realize is only Him and no matter where
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  Speaker 8: the attack comes from. I am now thoroughly convinced that
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  Speaker 8: God got me. I am convinced of it. I wish
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  Speaker 8: y'all could just learn it from me. Do you see
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  Speaker 8: how I come and get on this radio every day
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  Speaker 8: with this same attitude. I don't care what world and
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  Speaker 8: around me. I have people all the time, Hey man,
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  Speaker 8: just checking on you.
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  Speaker 7: You okay? But I'm good. I'm good man, I'm good.
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  Speaker 7: I really am.
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  Speaker 8: Because I am convinced that God is with me. I
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  Speaker 8: am convinced that He's not gonna leave me. I am
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  Speaker 8: convinced that no weapon for him against me shall prosper.
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  Speaker 8: I am convinced that I can walk through the rivers
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  Speaker 8: and the waters and will not be overcome. I am
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  Speaker 8: convinced of that. I am convinced that he making me
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  Speaker 8: lie down in green pastures. I'm convinced of it because
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  Speaker 8: He's done it for me time and time again. So
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  Speaker 8: why would he not do me again? And if God
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  Speaker 8: said he never leave you.
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  Speaker 7: He don't leave you.
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  Speaker 8: You going through something don't mean he'dne left you. Man, y'all,
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  Speaker 8: come on now, don't ever give up. That's the number
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  Speaker 8: one thing. Don't you ever give up? I don't care
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  Speaker 8: what happens. Don't you dare give up?
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  Speaker 4: All right?
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  Speaker 7: Those are my clothes. Was love.
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  Speaker 4: Self forgets?
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  Speaker 7: I love your clothiness to see you.
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  Speaker 4: You need to.
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