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- 0:00Speaker 1: Today's show is pre recorded. Y'all know what time. I
- 0:05Speaker 1: don't know. Y'all have a sun giving them like the
- 0:15Speaker 1: million bucks things. And it's to not me, tu good
- 0:24Speaker 1: to mother. I don't join join me. You gotta use
- 0:59Speaker 1: that turning you are you gotta turn to turn them out?
- 1:42Speaker 1: Turn You haven't got to turn them out. Turn the water.
- 1:47Speaker 1: The water got me. Come come on your baby, Uh huh,
- 2:02Speaker 1: I shall will. Good morning everybody. You are listening to
- 2:05Speaker 1: the voice, Come on dig me now. One and only
- 2:08Speaker 1: Steve Harvey's man got a radio show, man, Yeah, I do.
- 2:14Speaker 1: Steve Harvey got a radio show because I can't tell
- 2:19Speaker 1: it to you any other way because God has been
- 2:23Speaker 1: so so very amazing to me. But the same God,
- 2:29Speaker 1: and there is but one that same God is. It
- 2:35Speaker 1: can and will be amazing in your life if you
- 2:39Speaker 1: just allow it to happen. You know. I was somewhere,
- 2:44Speaker 1: you know, and I was driving on the freeway somewhere,
- 2:47Speaker 1: and I saw bill board and it was a guy
- 2:54Speaker 1: in a field on his knees. And on this billboard
- 2:58Speaker 1: it said something to the fact, when when you've run
- 3:03Speaker 1: out of answers, try prayer. I was, I was going
- 3:11Speaker 1: somewhere and I don't even remember I go so much. Man.
- 3:15Speaker 1: I was just going somewhere and I saw this billboard
- 3:19Speaker 1: and I thought about that, And man, I cannot tell
- 3:24Speaker 1: you how true of a statement that is. When you've
- 3:29Speaker 1: run out of answers, when you don't know what to do,
- 3:33Speaker 1: when you feel weak, when you are at a low point,
- 3:38Speaker 1: when things just seem to keep happening to you, and
- 3:41Speaker 1: you don't understand why. Prayer is an amazing weapon. Prayer
- 3:48Speaker 1: is available to all of us. Here's a deal. You
- 3:54Speaker 1: don't have to go through the all of that you're
- 3:57Speaker 1: going through alone. See, I'm talking to men, women, boys, girls, students, leaders, bosses, employees.
- 4:08Speaker 1: I don't care what's happening. I don't care what your
- 4:10Speaker 1: situation is. I don't care if your relationship is all
- 4:14Speaker 1: jacked up. I don't care if your kids and your
- 4:17Speaker 1: relationship is jacked up. I don't care if your relationship
- 4:22Speaker 1: at work is shot. Your coworkers seem to always make
- 4:26Speaker 1: you the buddy end of the joke. You always somebody
- 4:29Speaker 1: always talking about you behind your back. You're finding it
- 4:32Speaker 1: more and more necessary to try to hold your head
- 4:35Speaker 1: up and walk past these people when some days you
- 4:38Speaker 1: can't even get your chin up off your chest. If
- 4:42Speaker 1: you're a woman out there and you've been alone by
- 4:45Speaker 1: yourself for so long and you're just tired of being alone.
- 4:48Speaker 1: You really want a relationship, you really want to be
- 4:52Speaker 1: have a mate, you want to meet your soul mate,
- 4:55Speaker 1: whatever it is, whatever it is, prayer is the answer.
- 5:02Speaker 1: You are listening to a guy who is a direct
- 5:06Speaker 1: recipient of prayer. I can't tell you anything that I've
- 5:12Speaker 1: gotten out of that I didn't pray about. Oh, now,
- 5:17Speaker 1: there are a lot of things. Hold on, let me
- 5:19Speaker 1: backtrack a little bit. There are a lot of things
- 5:21Speaker 1: that have happened in my life that I've gotten past
- 5:25Speaker 1: without praying, because I think my mama was praying for me.
- 5:29Speaker 1: And then there's this thing that God has called grace
- 5:31Speaker 1: and mercy that he just somehow keeps us all waking
- 5:35Speaker 1: up every day without foot on some form or solid
- 5:39Speaker 1: ground because He's just waiting on us to come to him.
- 5:43Speaker 1: But y'all, if you can implement prayer into your day
- 5:48Speaker 1: every single day, and I'm talking about put it in
- 5:52Speaker 1: there at the top of your day, put it in
- 5:55Speaker 1: there in the middle of your day, put it in
- 5:57Speaker 1: there when you close your day. Out when you're sitting
- 6:01Speaker 1: at your desk and ain't nobody bothering you. That's a
- 6:04Speaker 1: good time. Now, Look, you don't have to make no scene.
- 6:08Speaker 1: You ain't got to let everybody know, Oh I'm spiritual,
- 6:11Speaker 1: I love God looking me, or I'm down or you
- 6:14Speaker 1: ain't gotta do none of that. Matter of fact, don't
- 6:16Speaker 1: do it for that reason, because if that's your reason
- 6:19Speaker 1: for doing it, that's gonna be your reward. If you
- 6:21Speaker 1: want somebody to just say, oh, they pray every you know,
- 6:24Speaker 1: they pray at lunch and they had a Bible on
- 6:26Speaker 1: their desk and they have a bunch of highlights in it.
- 6:29Speaker 1: If you're sitting it out there so people can see
- 6:31Speaker 1: that that's what you do, then that's gonna be your reward. Please, no, you,
- 6:35Speaker 1: that's gonna be your reward. What I want you to do,
- 6:40Speaker 1: it's pray. Ask God for the things the desires of
- 6:46Speaker 1: your heart, have a faith, believe in them. But pray earnestly. Man.
- 6:53Speaker 1: I mean, actually go at it with saying, hey, God,
- 6:57Speaker 1: listen to me. I can't do this without you. I
- 7:00Speaker 1: need your help. Listen, man, I know a lot of
- 7:04Speaker 1: people that pray. I know a lot of it. If
- 7:07Speaker 1: I told you the rich and famous that I talk
- 7:11Speaker 1: to that pray constantly. It would amaze you. Go talk
- 7:15Speaker 1: to God about it. Man. Matter of fact, you have
- 7:17Speaker 1: already got yourself into trouble. Go talk to God about it.
- 7:22Speaker 1: You can't see no way out. You're in a situation.
- 7:25Speaker 1: You're thinking about doing something straight crazy. Pump your brake's partner.
- 7:29Speaker 1: Slow down a little bit, my man, Slow down, don't don't.
- 7:34Speaker 1: All you're gonna do is make a situation worse. Go
- 7:37Speaker 1: over there today and talk to God. Talk to God
- 7:42Speaker 1: for real. Just and look, man, you know what. Man,
- 7:46Speaker 1: Sometimes I've gone to God and I've just said, Hey, God,
- 7:50Speaker 1: I don't have a clue. Matter of fact, I'm so
- 7:54Speaker 1: jacked up right now. God, I don't even really know
- 7:56Speaker 1: what to ask you for. I just need some help.
- 7:59Speaker 1: I'm so deep is some mess right now. Not only
- 8:05Speaker 1: can I not see the way out, I can't see
- 8:07Speaker 1: my way round. There's a there's a poem calling Victus,
- 8:13Speaker 1: and the opening line says, out of the night that
- 8:17Speaker 1: covers me black as a pit from pole to pole,
- 8:24Speaker 1: I thank God for whatever be from my unconquerable soul.
- 8:30Speaker 1: That this line is so deep. It starts off saying,
- 8:34Speaker 1: I am in deep trouble. I'm in a pit, black
- 8:40Speaker 1: as a pit, from pole to pole. I'm talking about man.
- 8:44Speaker 1: From over there to over there, it's pitch black and
- 8:51Speaker 1: and and man, that's man. You've been in that situation before, y'all,
- 8:57Speaker 1: because I have. I'm talking about black as a pit
- 9:01Speaker 1: from pole to pole. God is there, God is available.
- 9:08Speaker 1: God is always standing by. He just wants you to
- 9:14Speaker 1: come to him. See, he's been coming to you a
- 9:17Speaker 1: whole lot of times. He's presented himself. I can't tell
- 9:20Speaker 1: you how many times he's shown you how good a
- 9:23Speaker 1: god he is. He's given us all grace and mercy
- 9:26Speaker 1: without us asking for He's gotten you through some things.
- 9:29Speaker 1: And you look at him. Whoo, Man, I don't know
- 9:31Speaker 1: how to hell. Okay, that's cool. I'm cool. No no, no, no, no,
- 9:35Speaker 1: that wasn't cool. That was God. Pray man. When you
- 9:39Speaker 1: out of answers and you don't know what to do, Pray.
- 9:42Speaker 1: If you see some trouble coming, Pray if you already
- 9:45Speaker 1: got into it. Pray if you don't know the answers,
- 9:48Speaker 1: Pray if you can't see no way out, pray. Pray man,
- 9:51Speaker 1: talk to God. Don't make a scene. Just talk to God,
- 9:55Speaker 1: all right, very important. You're listening show, ladies and gentlemen,
- 10:03Speaker 1: welcome to the ride. Just Steve Harder, listen to me.
- 10:06Speaker 1: I want to forewarn you about what's gonna happen today,
- 10:10Speaker 1: but I can't because I don't know what it is
- 10:14Speaker 1: that's gonna happen. But whatever it is, it's got to
- 10:21Speaker 1: be funking. Make it fun, Make it fun, and make
- 10:31Speaker 1: it fun. Can't come. Yeah, that's what it is. Sirley
- 10:37Speaker 1: Strabery calling for real. Missip Monica Junior kills space. J
- 10:40Speaker 1: Anthony Brown nephew Tom Junior, what's on your mind this morning?
- 10:46Speaker 1: You know, I feel some type of way because you know,
- 10:48Speaker 1: like I ain't the only sick person on the show.
- 10:50Speaker 1: I'm not, you know, And I just feel some type
- 10:53Speaker 1: of way because I feel like you would do more
- 10:56Speaker 1: for Jenny Brown than you would for me. I really
- 10:59Speaker 1: feel you. I feel that way because y'all been friend
- 11:02Speaker 1: that long. But the same sick, not the same sick,
- 11:06Speaker 1: is the same sick. I deserve the same trip. Jay. Well,
- 11:11Speaker 1: if you, if you just said yourself, did you feel
- 11:15Speaker 1: as though I would do most simply because I've known
- 11:18Speaker 1: him longer? Then you have your answer, you're not ying it.
- 11:26Speaker 1: What do you want me to say? I would say
- 11:30Speaker 1: that you wouldn't go visit Jay and all that like
- 11:32Speaker 1: you like you told me, no, he's not gonna visit you. No,
- 11:35Speaker 1: he's not gonna visit you. Okay, So what I talk
- 11:41Speaker 1: to him longer? Okay, because you know you be moaning
- 11:48Speaker 1: this stuff. When you be talking, I'm not fitting to
- 11:50Speaker 1: do that. Like what, Steve, what do you mean more? Hey, Julia,
- 11:55Speaker 1: how you doing? Man? How you doing? I'm you know good,
- 12:01Speaker 1: I'm fine. You can't Jay? How Jayson? When you talk
- 12:08Speaker 1: to him? Well, at least when I called Jay, I
- 12:12Speaker 1: know I'm talking a bitter man because I called him
- 12:14Speaker 1: when he was in the hospital. He answered the phone
- 12:19Speaker 1: blinking it blake. What That's how I called him in
- 12:25Speaker 1: the hospital and the star with an M blanking it blake.
- 12:32Speaker 1: What I said? It ain't just about he was. I
- 12:37Speaker 1: called your sick ass. You're in the hospital. Now, I
- 12:39Speaker 1: got to be all types of yeah everything I call.
- 12:47Speaker 1: So then right away you know you being in the hospital.
- 12:51Speaker 1: If you cuss me, I'm bigging that's what much you
- 12:55Speaker 1: must need to make you feel better? So here I
- 12:57Speaker 1: gonna and I let him have it. Yeah, we caused,
- 13:04Speaker 1: then we laughed a little bit. Yeah. When I hung up,
- 13:07Speaker 1: he text me back, Man, I really appreciate you checking on. Yeah,
- 13:13Speaker 1: you have that kind of report. Yeah, and we've been
- 13:16Speaker 1: there when you see Junior, you ain't developed a report
- 13:18Speaker 1: me and Jacobs, So I ain't gonna I'm gonna treat
- 13:21Speaker 1: you different when you sick. Yeah, I can tell you. Yeah,
- 13:26Speaker 1: but you but you hear that you're still working. So yeah,
- 13:29Speaker 1: still working. I didn't fire you causing your wheels all right,
- 13:34Speaker 1: coming up thirty, but I'm gonna look into it. We
- 13:40Speaker 1: have the nephew and run that prank back right after this.
- 13:43Speaker 1: You're you're listening to show. All right, guys, it's time
- 13:49Speaker 1: for the nephew to run that prank back. What you
- 13:52Speaker 1: got for us? Nap the titles. Can you hear me now,
- 14:00Speaker 1: Deacon Catdog, if you would hello, I'm trying to speak
- 14:06Speaker 1: to Sister Lauren, please segan, Sister Lauren. This is Brother
- 14:10Speaker 1: Davids from the church. I don't know if you know me.
- 14:12Speaker 1: You might know me when you see me, but I
- 14:14Speaker 1: don't know if you just know me because we don't
- 14:15Speaker 1: really interact that much at the church, but I wanted
- 14:18Speaker 1: to give you a call. We got a bit of
- 14:19Speaker 1: a problem going on. Okay, okay, you got you get
- 14:22Speaker 1: you have a minute to talk, all right? Now? How
- 14:26Speaker 1: long have you been doing uh the sign you in
- 14:30Speaker 1: the you know you in the ministry when you do
- 14:31Speaker 1: the sign language for the church? And um, you know
- 14:35Speaker 1: I noticed you up there at least two Sundays out
- 14:38Speaker 1: of a out of the month. You've been doing it
- 14:41Speaker 1: quite a while, am I right? So yes, I've been
- 14:43Speaker 1: doing it for over ten years. But I'm really confused
- 14:46Speaker 1: as to why they're calling about this time. I'm just
- 14:50Speaker 1: really be confused. I don't know who you are. You
- 14:53Speaker 1: say that, I see your faith. I may know you,
- 14:55Speaker 1: But what does this have to do with anything? Is
- 14:58Speaker 1: how long I've been doing language? I know? Okay, I've
- 15:02Speaker 1: been doing it for years. So how how men help
- 15:04Speaker 1: you with this? Do you want? Okay? So no, no,
- 15:07Speaker 1: I'm not trying to learn any sign langue. Do you
- 15:10Speaker 1: do you know miss everybody call her Miss Murder? Do
- 15:12Speaker 1: you know Miss Murdle? Oh? Yeah, sure you okay, so
- 15:17Speaker 1: Miss Murder, that's that's that's that's that's one of my
- 15:20Speaker 1: aunties right there, Miss Murder. Is okay right, and she
- 15:24Speaker 1: gave you my number to call me. I'm what what
- 15:27Speaker 1: do you need for me? Did she get? No, that's
- 15:30Speaker 1: what I'm getting that. So, so you know, miss you
- 15:32Speaker 1: know my you know my honors is deaf. You know
- 15:34Speaker 1: she's hearing it, you know that, right? Okay? Yeah, okay,
- 15:38Speaker 1: So so here's a problem. Ain't Murderles is telling us
- 15:42Speaker 1: that you're not doing the sign language right, doing the
- 15:46Speaker 1: service and like you're missing some things in the scripture
- 15:49Speaker 1: or something. No, no, no, that's incorrect. I've been doing
- 15:54Speaker 1: this for a very long time and I know what
- 15:56Speaker 1: I'm doing. So how you So she told you for
- 15:59Speaker 1: me to tell what I mean, but I'm not doing
- 16:01Speaker 1: it silence correctly. Let me say, let me say this
- 16:05Speaker 1: to you. I don't want us to get off on
- 16:06Speaker 1: the wrong foot. Let me just say this to you.
- 16:08Speaker 1: Once my once my Ain't Murder told us what was
- 16:10Speaker 1: going on. You know. We then went to one of
- 16:14Speaker 1: the deacons and asked him, you know, is that way
- 16:16Speaker 1: we can uh have a meeting, you know, with with
- 16:19Speaker 1: with Sister Lawrence so we can try to get this
- 16:20Speaker 1: taken care of and talk about it. He said, well,
- 16:23Speaker 1: won't you just won't you just call and y'all can
- 16:25Speaker 1: just work it out. And that's how I'm calling you now.
- 16:29Speaker 1: I hope you don't know if you're at work or whatever.
- 16:31Speaker 1: I apologize, but I'm just trying to get to the
- 16:33Speaker 1: bottom of Now let me go. Don't say this. If
- 16:35Speaker 1: my ain't murders say that you ain't signing right, then
- 16:39Speaker 1: my ain't he ain't lying. That means your excuse me,
- 16:42Speaker 1: that means you ain't signing right. Really, so the pastor
- 16:47Speaker 1: couldn't come to me but he but you figured you
- 16:50Speaker 1: would just call me and tell me that your auntie
- 16:52Speaker 1: says that I'm doing it incorrectly. That doesn't make sense
- 16:55Speaker 1: to me. How did she tell you that? Did she
- 16:57Speaker 1: sign it to you? She signed language to her daughter. Listen,
- 17:01Speaker 1: you ain't got to worry about who she's signing too.
- 17:04Speaker 1: What you need to worry about is getting your getting
- 17:07Speaker 1: your stuff together all right and learning how to do
- 17:09Speaker 1: this the correct way so that my aintie can get
- 17:12Speaker 1: You know, my antie needs to be getting the word
- 17:14Speaker 1: like everybody else getting the word, but she not getting
- 17:16Speaker 1: it because you the words getting lost in your hands.
- 17:19Speaker 1: All I'm hearing is your voice is getting very loud
- 17:22Speaker 1: and you need to match my tone, young man. Okay,
- 17:25Speaker 1: let's start with that. Which I mean? Man? Young man?
- 17:30Speaker 1: What is that? Match my tone? Because you're getting very
- 17:33Speaker 1: loud and I can't hear through all of that. All right, okay, okay,
- 17:38Speaker 1: I am sad situation. You called my phone. Correct, you
- 17:43Speaker 1: have a problem that you're discussing with me, but you're
- 17:45Speaker 1: getting more anger anything else. How am I going to
- 17:48Speaker 1: resolve this problem? I am trying to be where you
- 17:51Speaker 1: resolve this problem? Is carr yours back to sign school
- 17:54Speaker 1: so you can learn what you need to so my
- 17:56Speaker 1: anie can get the word. My aintie can't get out
- 17:58Speaker 1: the gospel because you messing it up. God anointed me
- 18:03Speaker 1: to do style language at that church, and I've been
- 18:05Speaker 1: doing this for a long time and I will continue
- 18:07Speaker 1: to do so. So don't call my phone telling me
- 18:10Speaker 1: that I'm not doing something right? You know? But do
- 18:13Speaker 1: God know that you're not doing it right? Do God
- 18:16Speaker 1: know that? Does God know that mine ain't myrtle not
- 18:20Speaker 1: getting the word because of you? Named young man? Jesus,
- 18:24Speaker 1: please give me the strength to continue on with this conversation.
- 18:27Speaker 1: But you know what, Lord, I'm gonna be right back.
- 18:30Speaker 1: Little let me tell you something. Don't you ever call
- 18:34Speaker 1: my mother freaking phone telling that I ain't doing something? Man,
- 18:38Speaker 1: if I see you in the street, this can't I have?
- 18:40Speaker 1: Is gonna go upside your goddamn ad? Did I make
- 18:43Speaker 1: my stuff clear? I cannot believe you talking to me
- 18:46Speaker 1: like this? Oh now you want to be calm? Now
- 18:49Speaker 1: you're calm? Now you ask my phone. I can't believe
- 18:52Speaker 1: you just got through talking to me like that. Are
- 18:55Speaker 1: we done here? So you think it's cool for you
- 18:58Speaker 1: to tell the Lord be right back? Thank you, Lord?
- 19:01Speaker 1: I needed a moment. You right. We've been on the
- 19:04Speaker 1: stone this Lord evening at me. I told you to
- 19:07Speaker 1: match my tone. Match my tone. I am matching your tone.
- 19:13Speaker 1: Now can I say? Can I? Can I give you
- 19:15Speaker 1: something else in this tone? Do you mind? If I
- 19:18Speaker 1: say something in this tone? You're gonna hear a click
- 19:21Speaker 1: in the dog quiet. I just want to tell you
- 19:24Speaker 1: in this tone that your friend Vonda Taylor got me
- 19:28Speaker 1: to prank phone call you. I am nephew Tommy from
- 19:31Speaker 1: the Steve Harvey Morning Show. In your tone? Who does
- 19:35Speaker 1: oh Lord have mercy? Bonda Bonda Taylor. Bonda Taylor, tell
- 19:44Speaker 1: me you bet I put this on the radio, on
- 19:48Speaker 1: the radio, in Jesus name, Amen Radio. I'm not playing
- 19:55Speaker 1: any game tim me. I think it's funny, but this
- 19:56Speaker 1: thinks this is my job here listen everything. Think it's fine.
- 20:01Speaker 1: Are you havn't doing me? I had to tell Jesus
- 20:03Speaker 1: give me a minute because you was about to be
- 20:05Speaker 1: my pressure up. Lord, have mercy. I don't even want
- 20:09Speaker 1: to hear it, but I will be calling bonded because
- 20:11Speaker 1: I have some mercy. Oh Lord, Lord, Lord Father, please
- 20:15Speaker 1: forgive me. Okay, you gotta you gotta do this for
- 20:19Speaker 1: me in my tone, in my tone, tell me in
- 20:22Speaker 1: your tone, what is the baddest radio show in the land?
- 20:25Speaker 1: In your tone, Steve Harvey, Mary shown that by myself,
- 20:36Speaker 1: by my ignorant self. I did that. Brilliant, brilliant. Thank
- 20:41Speaker 1: you brother. All right? Coming up next, thanking nephew, It
- 20:44Speaker 1: is asked the CLO with our Chief Love Officer Steve
- 20:47Speaker 1: Harvey in the building, ready for your love questions. Right
- 20:50Speaker 1: after this, you're listening to Steve Harvey Morning Show. Coming
- 20:54Speaker 1: up at the top of the hour. The ninety fourth
- 20:57Speaker 1: Annual Academy Awards. Is this Sunday in Hollywood, And guess
- 21:01Speaker 1: what guys, this year's producer of the Oscars is a
- 21:05Speaker 1: black man, a super producer and nephew Tommy's other boss.
- 21:10Speaker 1: That's right, is the one and only Will Packer, and
- 21:14Speaker 1: he's joining us. Our special guest to David. Right now
- 21:17Speaker 1: it is time for us to ask the CLO Chief
- 21:21Speaker 1: Love Officer, Steve Harvey. This one's from LaToya in Fairburn,
- 21:25Speaker 1: LaToya Rights. I'm a forty four year old married woman
- 21:28Speaker 1: and I want my husband to be a little more
- 21:30Speaker 1: romantic like he used to be. He's more of a
- 21:34Speaker 1: get to it and go to sleep kind of personnel.
- 21:37Speaker 1: I want to wear lingerie for him and do some
- 21:39Speaker 1: role playing, but he's not with it. Is it possible
- 21:43Speaker 1: to change him back into a romantic after fourteen years? Yes?
- 21:47Speaker 1: You can. Okay, always remember this, ladies, and I'm not
- 21:52Speaker 1: gonna say it like I've said it before. I would
- 21:54Speaker 1: be it more of an uncle, Steve. Okay, you can
- 21:58Speaker 1: train a man how to treat you just like me,
- 22:04Speaker 1: and train you how to accept our behavior. You have
- 22:08Speaker 1: more power to train a man how to treat you,
- 22:12Speaker 1: and the way you do it is simple. When you
- 22:15Speaker 1: stop accepting behavior that's unacceptable to you, he has no
- 22:20Speaker 1: choice than to do it another way or there will
- 22:24Speaker 1: be consequences. That's simple. Men respond to pain, reward and consequences.
- 22:34Speaker 1: That's what we respond to pain. We respond to pain,
- 22:39Speaker 1: resk reward, We respond and consequences. That's how we respond.
- 22:46Speaker 1: Now you want to think it's another way, go ahead
- 22:48Speaker 1: and try it. So that's my suggestion. Yes, you can.
- 22:53Speaker 1: You know, he just want to. He want to do
- 22:55Speaker 1: it and get to it. Well, ain't no more of that.
- 22:57Speaker 1: We're not doing it and getting to it right. She
- 23:00Speaker 1: wants to wear a beautiful lingerie for him. All. I
- 23:03Speaker 1: want you to put it on and with some heels,
- 23:07Speaker 1: come on out that bathroom, tippy toeing girl and bring
- 23:10Speaker 1: that baby all which, come on? All right? Moving on
- 23:15Speaker 1: to Octavia in Kansas City. Octavia. Right, So, I'm a
- 23:19Speaker 1: personal chef. I was hired to cook for one of
- 23:22Speaker 1: my parents friends who happens to be married. The dinner
- 23:25Speaker 1: is for him and another woman, though I'm supposed to
- 23:29Speaker 1: cook at the lady's house, and I'm conflicted about this.
- 23:32Speaker 1: Should I tell him no? Look, you're the personal chef.
- 23:36Speaker 1: You're not a marriage counselor. Now, if you want to
- 23:39Speaker 1: get into marriage counselor business didn't get in. You're a
- 23:42Speaker 1: personal chef. Do your damn job now if you what
- 23:49Speaker 1: ain't your business? Your business is cooking food. See, guys,
- 23:55Speaker 1: what's wrong with people? You always want to do? What
- 23:57Speaker 1: you do is somebody else don't do what they do.
- 24:00Speaker 1: I gotta do with you. You're the personal shell and
- 24:03Speaker 1: you got the job because you mama know the lady.
- 24:05Speaker 1: Now going over there and cook? Heale, stupid ass. Always
- 24:10Speaker 1: it's somebody damn business. You're gonna miss your money. He's
- 24:13Speaker 1: gonna hire somebody else. M M all right, all right, Clo.
- 24:20Speaker 1: Miss Joe and Virginia says, I'm a principal at a
- 24:23Speaker 1: middle school and one of my teachers had sex with me.
- 24:27Speaker 1: He seduced me, and I told him it could only
- 24:31Speaker 1: happen once. Now he's trying to blackmail me if I
- 24:34Speaker 1: don't let him do it again. I'm in a leadership role.
- 24:37Speaker 1: How do I control him? Well, you're in a leadership
- 24:40Speaker 1: role here, in a subservient role. What's the blackmail? Both
- 24:44Speaker 1: of us ain't gonna be working. Yeah, both of us
- 24:47Speaker 1: ain't gonna be working. But hold on, sister, though you
- 24:51Speaker 1: got a trump card, you can play. What's that Steve
- 24:55Speaker 1: clo m. You know you was in your right mind
- 25:01Speaker 1: when it happened. Oh that ain't right, that ain't right.
- 25:08Speaker 1: But see but but see, but see, bru, once you
- 25:11Speaker 1: come with that blackmail game, Oh, this is what we're doing. Okay, blackmail,
- 25:16Speaker 1: I'm pressing charges. Not now what you're gonna do. Wow.
- 25:21Speaker 1: See see what you can't do is you can't threaten
- 25:24Speaker 1: the sister with the I'm a blackmail. You cost you
- 25:26Speaker 1: your job? Okay, cool? Not guess what I'm pressing charges. See,
- 25:32Speaker 1: you can't do the woman dirty and then and then
- 25:34Speaker 1: not expect no dirt come back to you. That's fact.
- 25:38Speaker 1: If if you're gonna if you're gonna try to trip
- 25:40Speaker 1: trip me up, then the trip we are we playing
- 25:42Speaker 1: trips now, Okay, I'm gonna go worse than the other. Yeah, yeah, yeah,
- 25:51Speaker 1: all right, Marlena and Salem as we move on, says,
- 25:55Speaker 1: my husband came home the other night and said he
- 25:57Speaker 1: had been to a sip and paint with the fellas.
- 26:02Speaker 1: Now I google this and it's actually that ladies and
- 26:06Speaker 1: couples do something that ladies, it's activity that ladies and
- 26:09Speaker 1: couples do. He said they went so his single friends
- 26:13Speaker 1: could meet some ladies. And if I go to a
- 26:16Speaker 1: single uh, if I go to a cigar bar to
- 26:19Speaker 1: see single men, he just died. How do I get
- 26:22Speaker 1: him to see he's wrong? What you need help in
- 26:29Speaker 1: helping him see he wrong? M M that's what that's
- 26:33Speaker 1: what she wants. I don't even I don't even know
- 26:35Speaker 1: why he used that he lay damn dog, I went
- 26:41Speaker 1: to a sip in paint. What group of men goes
- 26:44Speaker 1: goes to a damn sipping paint? Oh, it's a bunch
- 26:46Speaker 1: of them. That's what they do. Now, Yeah, what's what's back?
- 26:55Speaker 1: So single guys can meet single people can meet other singles.
- 26:59Speaker 1: So they're sipping and in paintings. What's the painting fault?
- 27:04Speaker 1: You got to do something? What the hell happened to
- 27:11Speaker 1: happy hour? That's happening to get painted? Happy hour? What
- 27:17Speaker 1: if we painting fault? Men ain't interested in painting? If
- 27:22Speaker 1: women are there, if beautiful women paint is the new
- 27:26Speaker 1: lady's name, that's what it is, really it is. See
- 27:29Speaker 1: but y'all let us tell you anything. It down. Paint
- 27:35Speaker 1: were down here, we wax, we rush strokes were down
- 27:42Speaker 1: here and us stroke that damn sure ain't done paint,
- 27:50Speaker 1: go ahead and shout, well, I mean that's really it.
- 27:53Speaker 1: That's the that's the last one. So she wants to
- 27:55Speaker 1: know if she goes to a cigar bird to see
- 27:57Speaker 1: single men, you know he'd have a problem. So how
- 28:00Speaker 1: does she get him to see that he's wrong? Go
- 28:03Speaker 1: to the single go go to the cigar bart Ain't
- 28:09Speaker 1: don't done nothing work better than reverse in it? M. Yeah. Yeah.
- 28:15Speaker 1: Whenever I've done something that my wife didn't care for.
- 28:20Speaker 1: I'm not talking about it infidelity because we don't have
- 28:22Speaker 1: that problem. But whenever I do something my wife don't
- 28:25Speaker 1: care for, she reverse it on me. She says, Steve,
- 28:27Speaker 1: suppose I said that to you. Ye wait, she said, okay, cool, exactly.
- 28:36Speaker 1: Whenever she reverses it, I get it, M because oh
- 28:40Speaker 1: you didn't get it before. Well, you know, I didn't
- 28:43Speaker 1: quite understand her point, but it it becomes very understandable
- 28:48Speaker 1: when the point is yours. Yeah. See that. That's that's
- 28:54Speaker 1: the beauty of an argument. If you don't understand their point,
- 28:58Speaker 1: let them make it your point. I bet your ass
- 29:00Speaker 1: gets to understand. Okay, all right, all right, thank you Cello.
- 29:07Speaker 1: Coming up at the top of the hour, super producer
- 29:09Speaker 1: will Packer will be our special guest right after this.
- 29:13Speaker 1: You're listening to show everybody welcome back. As promised, we
- 29:20Speaker 1: got a special guest on the show. Superproducer got too
- 29:23Speaker 1: many number one box office hits the name, so why bother?
- 29:27Speaker 1: But now it's about to add another hit to the repertoire.
- 29:34Speaker 1: You know what this dude, his ass doesn't you know?
- 29:41Speaker 1: You know see how we're gonna get an Oscar interview
- 29:44Speaker 1: he hasn't gotten before, Ladies and gentlemen. You want to
- 29:48Speaker 1: talk about from the bottom to the top. You want
- 29:52Speaker 1: to talk about from trying to convince him to being
- 29:55Speaker 1: able to walk away, Well, you want to talk about
- 29:59Speaker 1: somebody who knows the whole route. I got him on
- 30:02Speaker 1: this interview today. He is now the producer of the Oscars.
- 30:06Speaker 1: Hold on rephrase that he is now the producer or
- 30:11Speaker 1: the damn Oscars edition. He's joining us to tell it,
- 30:16Speaker 1: to tell us what it's like for him, what we
- 30:18Speaker 1: can expect to see this Sunday night on the ninety
- 30:22Speaker 1: fourth Oscar Awards. Ladies and gentlemen, put your damn hands together,
- 30:30Speaker 1: any other body part that you have that makes a
- 30:34Speaker 1: smacking sound, put it all together and show your love
- 30:42Speaker 1: for family, The one and only mister Will that damn
- 30:46Speaker 1: packle moning. Hey Will, Will, I got a new name
- 30:57Speaker 1: for you. When I see you, I'm call you walk
- 31:04Speaker 1: Will Will Oscar Packle. There we go. Okay, I got.
- 31:10Speaker 1: I got confused, Shirley. I thought, I know what you thought.
- 31:12Speaker 1: I know what you Arrius. Well, I was nervous. Well,
- 31:18Speaker 1: he said, you see one of the people to start
- 31:20Speaker 1: clapping all the body parts, you know in Atlanta that
- 31:22Speaker 1: get confused, because that's how to do it. Yeah, he
- 31:27Speaker 1: appreciate you. Man. Amn, congratulations. Man. Got When I heard that,
- 31:32Speaker 1: I said, oh hell no, we we broke in now
- 31:38Speaker 1: doing what it takes an Okay, Look, so this is
- 31:41Speaker 1: the ninety four Oscars and Sunday on ABC. It's gonna
- 31:46Speaker 1: broadcast worldwide March twenty seven, yea eight pm, five pm.
- 31:54Speaker 1: Uh specific time you got wander Sights Regina hall Amy
- 31:59Speaker 1: Shoe as the host. Hey man, what how when you
- 32:06Speaker 1: got the call? Man? How did you feel? Where were
- 32:09Speaker 1: you when you got the call? And how did you react? Man?
- 32:13Speaker 1: That's the perfect question. This is the biggest job I
- 32:17Speaker 1: have ever had, Steve, and you know y'all been rocking
- 32:20Speaker 1: with me for a very long time. You Timmy, Shirley Carller, Junior,
- 32:25Speaker 1: Monica Janty like y'all been rolling with your boy for
- 32:28Speaker 1: a while. But when I got this call, I remember
- 32:32Speaker 1: I was in Atlanta. Shout out to the atl I
- 32:35Speaker 1: was in Atlanta. I was at home with my amazing wife, Heather.
- 32:39Speaker 1: They called me and they said, this is what we
- 32:42Speaker 1: want you to do. And it's not just that. It's me,
- 32:47Speaker 1: Me and my longtime partner Rider dashe La Cowin Steve.
- 32:51Speaker 1: We are the first all black producing team to ever
- 32:55Speaker 1: produce the Oscars in ninety four years, the first all
- 33:03Speaker 1: black producers seem So, how did you feel, will We're amazing? Well,
- 33:08Speaker 1: you know, I ain't gonna Steve, I got nervous. I
- 33:11Speaker 1: got nervous because I said, I said, you know, this
- 33:14Speaker 1: is first of all, it's it's it's such a big job.
- 33:17Speaker 1: But you know, the Oscars, it hadn't really connected with somebody,
- 33:21Speaker 1: with a lot of people, me included, for a while.
- 33:24Speaker 1: So I said, you know, I don't If I'm gonna
- 33:26Speaker 1: do the Ostars, I gotta do it different. I'm not
- 33:28Speaker 1: gonna do it like everybody else did the Oscars. I'm
- 33:30Speaker 1: gonna do the Oscars. I gotta take some risks, I
- 33:33Speaker 1: gotta take some swings, and I gotta make this thing
- 33:35Speaker 1: have some real flavor. I'm not coming in here just
- 33:38Speaker 1: to tiptoe and do it the same way and keep
- 33:40Speaker 1: the status quo. If I come in here, I want
- 33:43Speaker 1: to do this show and I want to blow it
- 33:45Speaker 1: out the box. I want people who have not watched
- 33:47Speaker 1: the Oscars in years to say, I got to tune
- 33:50Speaker 1: in to see what they're gonna do. Because Will Damn
- 33:53Speaker 1: Packer is behind the scenes this year what he gonna do,
- 33:56Speaker 1: and that's exactly what I said I do. We are
- 33:59Speaker 1: will Ain't well damn Packer. It walk if we all
- 34:03Speaker 1: Oscar Packer. Come on now, come on now, now, Monica,
- 34:08Speaker 1: can we get the T shirts? I need T shirts
- 34:10Speaker 1: with that big. I don't want to confuse nobody need
- 34:14Speaker 1: to be big? Why need ol b hey man? So okay, now, now,
- 34:24Speaker 1: will you say you're gonna do some things different? It's
- 34:27Speaker 1: Beyonce gonna do it. Let me tell you something. For
- 34:31Speaker 1: the first time in five years, listen to me, y'all.
- 34:36Speaker 1: I need y'all to get ready Sunday at eight o'clock.
- 34:40Speaker 1: It's been five years since the Queen Bee has performed
- 34:45Speaker 1: on an award show. We have not seen her lot.
- 34:49Speaker 1: This is going to be the first time she ever
- 34:53Speaker 1: performs the song be a live from the King Richard soundtrack.
- 34:57Speaker 1: I got Beyonce on the show this Sunday night. You
- 35:02Speaker 1: do not want to miss this, and she is bringing
- 35:04Speaker 1: all kinds of fire. This is beyond I got And
- 35:07Speaker 1: by the way, I got all my performance. I got Beyonce,
- 35:10Speaker 1: I got Billy Eilis, I got the Bastard y'all t
- 35:12Speaker 1: I got rivera mac and tire. Amazing, amazing. We're gonna
- 35:16Speaker 1: do you know the song we Don't Talk About Bruno
- 35:19Speaker 1: that all the kids they play seven million times and
- 35:21Speaker 1: make you want to blow up the stereo. Ye I
- 35:24Speaker 1: am doing the first live performance of we Don't Talk
- 35:27Speaker 1: About Bruno. It's a lot of first on this show.
- 35:30Speaker 1: But going back to your question, the answer is yes,
- 35:33Speaker 1: Beyonce this Sunday Night to the Queen man. I like
- 35:42Speaker 1: that a lot because she knows the importance and the
- 35:45Speaker 1: significance of moments. Hey, y'all, a stick around real man.
- 35:49Speaker 1: We don't talk to you some more. We got Will
- 35:50Speaker 1: packing everybody. We're talking about the ninety fourth Oscar and
- 35:53Speaker 1: Big Whapper is on it. Now. You're gonna be right
- 35:55Speaker 1: back with the Whap himself, Will Oscar packing. You're listening,
- 36:02Speaker 1: all right, y'all, we're back. Oh, We're back with Steve
- 36:05Speaker 1: Harvey Morning Show especial guests this morning. It is the
- 36:07Speaker 1: first African American producer of the ninety four oscars. He
- 36:11Speaker 1: bought in his long time compadre and partner who has
- 36:14Speaker 1: been with him all these years. Shila has been with
- 36:18Speaker 1: him for almost two decades. Shayla is gonna be making
- 36:22Speaker 1: history as the first black female producer. But you know, man,
- 36:27Speaker 1: I go, I gotta take my hat off to the
- 36:29Speaker 1: bill because you understand the significance of moments. Also just
- 36:36Speaker 1: like Beyonce does. Beyonce is doing this because you're hosting
- 36:40Speaker 1: the show and she understands significance. But for you to
- 36:43Speaker 1: make sure that Shayla had an opportunity, it's also groundbreaking.
- 36:48Speaker 1: So we're gonna mess around again. Queen is back for
- 36:51Speaker 1: the after five years of War show. We got Shayla
- 36:55Speaker 1: coming in as a first black female producer, and u
- 36:59Speaker 1: Jakanji Brown Jackson she find to get confirmed that's first
- 37:02Speaker 1: Black Supreme Court. Come on, yeah, I don't don't. Yeah,
- 37:12Speaker 1: see I want it. I want to talk for her
- 37:14Speaker 1: on the hearing right now with that, Yes, so Will,
- 37:19Speaker 1: hey Man, So what was your thought when you were
- 37:22Speaker 1: approaching these people? You got Beyonce, Billy Eilish, Reba McIntyre,
- 37:27Speaker 1: people like that. What was your thoughts on it? You
- 37:30Speaker 1: know what? I wanted to make the show entertaining. I
- 37:32Speaker 1: feel like for the past few years the show has
- 37:35Speaker 1: felt too inside Hollywood. It hadn't felt like something that
- 37:38Speaker 1: real people could tune in and have a good time
- 37:41Speaker 1: watching the show. We got a lot of amazing Oscar
- 37:44Speaker 1: nominated films, but whether you saw any of those films
- 37:47Speaker 1: or not, if you love the movies, I want you
- 37:49Speaker 1: to watch the show. So we gave it a very
- 37:52Speaker 1: different approach this year. This year, you're gonna see people
- 37:55Speaker 1: on the show presenting performing that aren't just the movie people.
- 38:00Speaker 1: Gonna see people from sports, from pop culture, from music.
- 38:03Speaker 1: I got surprises. I got stuff that you're gonna see.
- 38:05Speaker 1: You go, wow, Packer went there on the Oscar stage.
- 38:08Speaker 1: That's good Man. But you know, Will, that's a good idea, man,
- 38:12Speaker 1: because I don't watch a lot of movies. Best supporting
- 38:15Speaker 1: Actress and damn the crime though the falling film about
- 38:20Speaker 1: eating sushi and you're gonna who what so? Man? I
- 38:28Speaker 1: think I think that's a really really smart idea. Man.
- 38:31Speaker 1: So This Sunday night, March twenty seven, the ninety four
- 38:35Speaker 1: Oscars will air live on ABC at eight pm easton
- 38:39Speaker 1: five pm Central Time, and it is produced by none,
- 38:44Speaker 1: none other than our boy, the one and only what
- 38:48Speaker 1: Will Oscar Pacar Will he will? Congratulations man, Thank you family,
- 39:00Speaker 1: Everybody tune in. I can't wait to hear what y'all think.
- 39:02Speaker 1: We're going hard. We're gonna represent. This show, gonna represent
- 39:04Speaker 1: for us more than any other show on office history
- 39:07Speaker 1: that much, I promise you. I love y'all. Thank you
- 39:09Speaker 1: so much, Las gentlemen, will pack Yeah. Coming up at
- 39:12Speaker 1: thirty four minutes after the hour. The confirmation hearings for
- 39:16Speaker 1: Supreme Court Justice hopeful Katanji Brown Jackson wrapped up yesterday.
- 39:20Speaker 1: We'll discuss what's next right after this. You're listening to
- 39:24Speaker 1: the Stave Harvey Morning Show. Well. The confirmation hearings wrapped
- 39:29Speaker 1: up yesterday for Judge Katanji Brown Jackson, with testimony from
- 39:34Speaker 1: the American Bar Association and outside witnesses. Jackson will be
- 39:38Speaker 1: the first black woman to serve as a Supreme Court
- 39:41Speaker 1: justice if she is confirmed. Senate Democrats are hoping to
- 39:45Speaker 1: move swiftly to a nomination vote by the full Senate.
- 39:50Speaker 1: The white Republican men's questions were harsh, we know that,
- 39:53Speaker 1: but Katanji remained dignified and poised all week. Natammy, you
- 39:58Speaker 1: were just dying to say something during this whole thing.
- 40:01Speaker 1: So okay, now's your time. What did you want to say? Well,
- 40:04Speaker 1: what's going on here now, Shirley, is me and my
- 40:07Speaker 1: constituents the Senate, which is actually Junior and Jay Anthony Brown.
- 40:12Speaker 1: We are the constituals, they are my constitutions. We are
- 40:15Speaker 1: the Senate, and right now we're thinking about letting Judge
- 40:19Speaker 1: Steve see if he can actually become one of the
- 40:23Speaker 1: members of the Supreme Court. But of course there's questions
- 40:28Speaker 1: that have to be asked to Judge Steve. You understand,
- 40:33Speaker 1: all right, So yeah, we're having a political moment right here,
- 40:39Speaker 1: ladies and gentlemen. My first question Ryan here is gonna
- 40:43Speaker 1: be this to you, mister Judge Steve, do you plan
- 40:48Speaker 1: on talking about my spouse or anybody else's spouse. Granted
- 40:52Speaker 1: you get this position in the Supreme Court. Yeah, I
- 40:55Speaker 1: pretty much open to talk about anybody, you know, spouses, grouses,
- 41:03Speaker 1: whatever I feel like, you know, if it's necessary to
- 41:06Speaker 1: get justice bought. Yeah, I'm planning on talking about anybody.
- 41:10Speaker 1: It's your wife, Ted Crew's wife. He took it anyway,
- 41:15Speaker 1: you know, so yelle, you know. Okay, okay, mister Harvey.
- 41:21Speaker 1: We've we've check your record. It's goes it goes back
- 41:24Speaker 1: for years and years and years, so years and okay,
- 41:36Speaker 1: just years. My question to you, my question to you
- 41:42Speaker 1: is in a bag of jelly beans, do you have
- 41:46Speaker 1: any objection to removing the black jelly beans out the bag?
- 41:51Speaker 1: Do you have any objection? Absolutely so, so you know
- 41:56Speaker 1: absolutely I have a problem with that because since you're
- 41:58Speaker 1: checking records and every thing you check, my brunnit, I'm
- 42:01Speaker 1: always a matter of fact, I'm gonna put the black
- 42:03Speaker 1: jelly beans any bad I bring, I bring, I bring
- 42:09Speaker 1: pocket full of black jellybeans, and I put the black
- 42:13Speaker 1: jellybeans in there, just to piss of white jelly beans.
- 42:16Speaker 1: All yes, yes, okay, mister Harvey. Listen, you your world renowned,
- 42:27Speaker 1: real renowned entertainer. You do stand up. We know that
- 42:30Speaker 1: for that for thirty years. And we know you. You
- 42:33Speaker 1: do for one of the Kings, one of the Kings,
- 42:35Speaker 1: and you've done talk shows. But your education, let's get
- 42:39Speaker 1: to that. It seems out of nowhere. You just became
- 42:45Speaker 1: judge Steve. What qualifies you for the Supreme Court? And
- 42:50Speaker 1: you just where did you got to law school? We
- 42:52Speaker 1: haven't heard anything. I'm sorry, sir, I went to school, okay,
- 43:02Speaker 1: law sto all them years you try to tell me
- 43:05Speaker 1: that ain't that elementary, junior high, all the years you
- 43:10Speaker 1: told all that that's education all the O was there
- 43:14Speaker 1: the whole time? All right, let me ask this question.
- 43:19Speaker 1: I want to up and had a GPA or folk
- 43:23Speaker 1: point two? Nah? All right? I told him my GPA
- 43:29Speaker 1: TIF eleven in twelfth grade and I had a four
- 43:32Speaker 1: point two. All right, mister Harvey, we want to know this.
- 43:38Speaker 1: We got Clarence Thomas where we want him. We want
- 43:40Speaker 1: to make sure you're gonna cooperate and be on the
- 43:43Speaker 1: same page at Clarence is on if we put you
- 43:45Speaker 1: on this Supreme Court, or you gonna be the same
- 43:48Speaker 1: kind of guy you might want to send me on
- 43:50Speaker 1: the other side of the bitch because I'm gonna knock
- 43:52Speaker 1: his ass out on the fuck on the bitch b
- 43:57Speaker 1: E n H. That's what I say. If I wanted
- 44:01Speaker 1: it to be some confusion, I'm putting me on the
- 44:04Speaker 1: other side of that bitch. Well, thank you for your
- 44:08Speaker 1: very dignified responses. You held it together, Judge Stephen. We're
- 44:16Speaker 1: coming up next. It is the nephew and the prank
- 44:18Speaker 1: phone call. Right after this. You're listening to the Steve
- 44:22Speaker 1: Harvey Morning Show coming up at about four minutes after
- 44:26Speaker 1: the hour. It's my strawberry letter for today. The subject
- 44:29Speaker 1: is your place or mine. Will get to that in
- 44:32Speaker 1: just a bit, Your place or mine? Right now, the
- 44:35Speaker 1: nephew is here with today's prank phone call. What you
- 44:38Speaker 1: got for us? Next? Larunda is my girl? Did you
- 44:43Speaker 1: hear what I say? I'm not gonna say it again. Yeah,
- 44:46Speaker 1: I am gonna say it again. Lunda is my girl.
- 44:49Speaker 1: I'm gonna say it again. Larrnda is my girl. I
- 44:53Speaker 1: shouldn't have say it no more? Shut them? Did I
- 44:56Speaker 1: have to say it anymore? Maybe one more time? Larnda
- 45:00Speaker 1: is my girl? Everybody clear a Rondo Larda is my girl,
- 45:10Speaker 1: cat dog, Get you for it. Hello. This call will
- 45:14Speaker 1: be recorded and monitoring. I have a collect call from
- 45:19Speaker 1: Ronny and inmates. If you would like to accept this
- 45:22Speaker 1: and future collect calls, please press for Hello. Hello yo yo, Hello.
- 45:29Speaker 1: I'm trying this Ryny Ronnie. I'm trying to reach uh Larronda.
- 45:35Speaker 1: Yeah Nda? Do I round them? No? You you got
- 45:40Speaker 1: the right number? Man, that's my wife. Who is this? Okay? Okay, okay,
- 45:44Speaker 1: hold up, Noah, this Ronnie right here. I'm calling for Larndo.
- 45:49Speaker 1: Who who you know? That was my girl for I
- 45:52Speaker 1: got locked up. I'm trying to hold on, hold on, man. Uh,
- 45:57Speaker 1: we've been married for about two years. Man, I don't
- 46:00Speaker 1: I don't know what you're talking about. Man, you might
- 46:02Speaker 1: have the wrong number. Okay, hold up then wait a minute,
- 46:04Speaker 1: Wait a minute, wait wait wait wait wait wait a minute.
- 46:07Speaker 1: I know then I ain't man, I know them. It's
- 46:11Speaker 1: like what say, man? Hold up? Man, Wait a minute.
- 46:16Speaker 1: Launda Larunda is married. Yeah, man, just in case you
- 46:20Speaker 1: to hear me, Laurunda is married. We got a sixteen
- 46:23Speaker 1: month old child. Man, all right, and we've been man
- 46:26Speaker 1: for two years. I don't know who you calling. I'm
- 46:30Speaker 1: calling for La Ronda. I've been to get up about
- 46:33Speaker 1: this is six weeks. I've been all I've been. I've
- 46:37Speaker 1: been writing letters and all kinds of stuff, sending them
- 46:40Speaker 1: to our mama house. We're trying to tell me, you
- 46:43Speaker 1: trying to see what you've been sending to her mama house.
- 46:45Speaker 1: I've been sending letters. I've been sending letters since the
- 46:48Speaker 1: day I got locked down. Mean when you've been saying,
- 46:51Speaker 1: how long has been since you've been sending letters? Man,
- 46:53Speaker 1: I've been locked down for five years? Five yell, and
- 46:56Speaker 1: I've been sending letters. I don't miss one week. What
- 46:59Speaker 1: I send is something to the rock, all right. What's
- 47:02Speaker 1: her mama name? Then? Ain't her mama name? Miss? Hold on? Man,
- 47:06Speaker 1: you've been sending letters to my girls mama for for
- 47:11Speaker 1: five years? Five years? I'm fasy to get out in
- 47:15Speaker 1: six weeks. I've been locked down right in five years? No, man,
- 47:19Speaker 1: she ain't got no letters from you. Man, you she
- 47:22Speaker 1: ain't got no letters. Uh. We've been together for two years. Man,
- 47:25Speaker 1: I'm sorry to break your heart. Hey, hold up, hold up,
- 47:27Speaker 1: hold up. Let me ask you this hill man, what
- 47:29Speaker 1: hold look? Because you got me y'all this right here? Now,
- 47:33Speaker 1: let me ask you this right here? How I know
- 47:35Speaker 1: her mama name? How I know I'll let's hill man,
- 47:38Speaker 1: what what I'm trying to explain to you? I got
- 47:40Speaker 1: to write personally. I just I'm just blown away by
- 47:43Speaker 1: you trying to tell me y'all married now, yeah, we're
- 47:47Speaker 1: married now, happily married. Hey, man, hey, you need to
- 47:50Speaker 1: take your back to the hill man for hold up,
- 47:53Speaker 1: come first about what your wife is do. Just come
- 47:55Speaker 1: at me round now, that's what ain't fensy to happen. Now. Now,
- 47:58Speaker 1: I got a whole lot on my mind and a
- 48:00Speaker 1: whole lot of stress. Now I'm gonna tell you this
- 48:02Speaker 1: right here, just to let you know how this fens
- 48:05Speaker 1: to go. I don't go. I'm fishing to be up
- 48:08Speaker 1: out of here six weeks. And when I do get out,
- 48:10Speaker 1: I am coming to see Laurent know that I'm fensied
- 48:13Speaker 1: to come out there. Brother man, Look, hey, you up
- 48:16Speaker 1: here calling me with this ignorant stuff. Man, that's what
- 48:18Speaker 1: probably got your tell in jail. Anyway, y'all, hey man, listen,
- 48:22Speaker 1: you come up here, you're gonna wind up getting both
- 48:25Speaker 1: put up in the penitentiary, man, because I ain't playing
- 48:27Speaker 1: about my wife. Man. Brother, you just need to go
- 48:29Speaker 1: and chill out after you get out of brother sick somewhere. Man,
- 48:33Speaker 1: don't bring man. Look, man, all I'm trying to do
- 48:36Speaker 1: is I don't care what you're trying to do. Trying
- 48:38Speaker 1: to keep your That's all I'm trying to tell you
- 48:40Speaker 1: to do so we don't both end up in the
- 48:42Speaker 1: penitentiary man, or you might be in You're gonna end
- 48:45Speaker 1: up in a grave if you keep testing me. Man,
- 48:48Speaker 1: I'm telling you, don't bring you here. Bro, just stay there, relax,
- 48:52Speaker 1: breathe and Jordan yah. Man. All right, that's all I'm saying.
- 48:55Speaker 1: All right, man, that's it. Hey, what your wife fensy
- 48:58Speaker 1: to do is trying to threaten me for somm you're
- 49:01Speaker 1: up here, keep your man, don't bring you you're looking
- 49:06Speaker 1: for no runner, because I will put two up in you.
- 49:08Speaker 1: I'm coming to see my girl. That's my girl. Women
- 49:12Speaker 1: man for two. I'm trying to tell you you better
- 49:15Speaker 1: take your all like you well, we're gonna shut this down.
- 49:19Speaker 1: Oh you thank you talking? Oh you thank you talking
- 49:21Speaker 1: to listen, ju don't drop tuck your black. Look man,
- 49:27Speaker 1: I fished to come home in six weeks and I'm
- 49:30Speaker 1: coming to see Lronda, whether you're like it or not.
- 49:33Speaker 1: And I'm going to see her mama. Miss. What you
- 49:35Speaker 1: ain't gonna do is get in the way of me
- 49:37Speaker 1: and my girl. Somebody I've been loving and writing letters
- 49:40Speaker 1: to all this damn time I've been on lockdown. Man,
- 49:43Speaker 1: bring you up. I will say it slow to you.
- 49:45Speaker 1: Bring you and I swear to God I will put
- 49:49Speaker 1: you in the grave. That's why I'm gonna put you, hommy.
- 49:53Speaker 1: Bring you better stay in the penitential. I'm coming down
- 49:56Speaker 1: there and see my girl, see her mama, and get
- 49:59Speaker 1: my girl back. My girl leaving with me. You know,
- 50:02Speaker 1: the only thing you're gonna be seeing is a basket
- 50:05Speaker 1: because I'm putting you in there. Man, I'm telling you
- 50:08Speaker 1: you bring your I swear to God. Man, you knock
- 50:11Speaker 1: on my door if you want to. I'm telling you, man,
- 50:14Speaker 1: go to mama house. I'm putting your down, Homie. I'm
- 50:18Speaker 1: not playing with you, man, all ain't that's my girl. Man,
- 50:21Speaker 1: that is my girl. I want you. Ain't gonna do
- 50:23Speaker 1: nothing to me. You ain't gonna do number but release
- 50:25Speaker 1: my girl over to me. That's what you fens to do.
- 50:28Speaker 1: That's it. No, I'm a release a rousing your you
- 50:31Speaker 1: come to this, So that's what I'm gonna do. I'm
- 50:33Speaker 1: telling you, man, boy, whoa you keep around? Man? I
- 50:38Speaker 1: don't be waiting on here. In six weeks, I'm gonna
- 50:40Speaker 1: tell you that I don't be waiting on you. In
- 50:42Speaker 1: six weeks. Bring you to my door. You won't be
- 50:45Speaker 1: going nowhere else. I'm telling you that you're talking to
- 50:48Speaker 1: all this bad stuff on the phone. You ain't gonna
- 50:50Speaker 1: do a thing when I get there. But give me
- 50:52Speaker 1: my girl back. That's it. You ain't talking you, You
- 50:57Speaker 1: ain't listen. I got one more thing I need to
- 51:00Speaker 1: say to you, so I go back to myself. Is
- 51:02Speaker 1: you listening, I'm listening. This is nephew Timmy from the
- 51:07Speaker 1: Steve Harvey Morning Show. You just got pranked by your
- 51:11Speaker 1: boy Devin? What hold on? Dog? Listen? This is nephew
- 51:16Speaker 1: Timmy from the Steve Harvey Morning Show. You just got
- 51:19Speaker 1: pranked by your boy Devin. Man, y'all almost got him.
- 51:26Speaker 1: I'm telling you, I'm about to hit the jail night man.
- 51:36Speaker 1: Oh man, oh man, I'm telling you I was gonna
- 51:40Speaker 1: go down. I'm going down in flame. Who let me?
- 51:47Speaker 1: I need to breathe out there? Go get you a
- 51:49Speaker 1: drunk man. Yeah, I need to give me some up
- 51:52Speaker 1: in me bro. I'm about to calm down him. Six
- 51:55Speaker 1: weeks on this, nephew, don't you love it? You can
- 52:03Speaker 1: tell when black people like whoa okay that we can
- 52:09Speaker 1: who can't we get but rubbing his thighs. It's on
- 52:19Speaker 1: the way. Man, don't where to go after this step?
- 52:32Speaker 1: Get up in there. I'm gonna get up in there.
- 52:33Speaker 1: I'm gonna get up in Nashville, Tennessee. That's April Fool's weekend.
- 52:36Speaker 1: Who Friday? Who's Saturday? Who's Sunday? Friday? Soul Out? Saturday
- 52:41Speaker 1: soul Out? First show on Sunday soul O. Nephew added
- 52:44Speaker 1: another one Sunday night. I'm talking with Nashville, Tennessee. Zanis
- 52:50Speaker 1: coming club. I'm gonna put in now to be off
- 52:52Speaker 1: on Monday because I'm doing two on Sunday. I ain't
- 52:54Speaker 1: no where I see me coming back up in oh
- 52:59Speaker 1: I don't see it. Why mother called it years ago.
- 53:04Speaker 1: I've never done that. You ain't never been the shows. Hello, Hello,
- 53:17Speaker 1: understand what I'm saying, or you don't know how hard
- 53:21Speaker 1: it me and Tommy? You ain't never been a Tommy?
- 53:28Speaker 1: All right? Thank you enough you Coming up next Today's
- 53:31Speaker 1: Strawberry Letter, The subject your place or mine, will get
- 53:35Speaker 1: into it right after this. You're listening to the morning show.
- 53:41Speaker 1: It is time now for today's Strawberry Letter, and if
- 53:44Speaker 1: you need advice on relationships, work, sex, parenting, and more,
- 53:48Speaker 1: please submit your Strawberry Letter to see HARVEYFM dot com
- 53:51Speaker 1: and click submit Strawberry Letter. We could be reading your
- 53:55Speaker 1: letter live on the air, just like we're going to
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- 54:03Speaker 1: yours yet can be yours. Buckle up and hold on tight.
- 54:06Speaker 1: We got it for you. Here it Strawberry letta thanking
- 54:10Speaker 1: if your subject your place or mine. Dear Stephen Shirley,
- 54:13Speaker 1: I'm fifty seven and my boyfriend is sixty two. His
- 54:18Speaker 1: grown children live with him, and my father lives with me.
- 54:21Speaker 1: We can't catch a break when it's time to be intimate.
- 54:24Speaker 1: I've tried to sneak out to the garage late at
- 54:27Speaker 1: night and have my boyfriend meet me there, but if
- 54:29Speaker 1: my dad hears the alarm chime, he's up and adam
- 54:33Speaker 1: trying to see what's going on. I snuck my man
- 54:37Speaker 1: into my bedroom one night, and the next morning, my
- 54:40Speaker 1: dad burst into the door to tell me that he
- 54:44Speaker 1: had cooked breakfast. I can't put him out because my
- 54:48Speaker 1: mom did. I don't want to hurt his feelings because
- 54:51Speaker 1: I've always been a daddy's girl. But at my age,
- 54:54Speaker 1: it's time for him to cut me loose so I
- 54:57Speaker 1: can have some fun. I was married for ever, and
- 55:00Speaker 1: after my divorce, he became overprotective of me. This drives
- 55:05Speaker 1: my boyfriend crazy because he wants to be mister wonderful
- 55:08Speaker 1: in my life. He and my dad have talked about
- 55:11Speaker 1: my dad stepping back, and my dad told him if
- 55:15Speaker 1: he stepped up and asked me to marry him, then
- 55:19Speaker 1: that would solve everything. My dad knows that neither of
- 55:22Speaker 1: us wants to be married again, and we're content in
- 55:25Speaker 1: our relationship. My boyfriend's children are thirty and twenty eight
- 55:29Speaker 1: years old, and they've both moved back home because they're
- 55:33Speaker 1: still trying to find employment and they blame COVID for
- 55:36Speaker 1: not working. I can't spend time over at his house
- 55:39Speaker 1: because his daughter doesn't keep a clean house, and quite frankly,
- 55:43Speaker 1: the kids don't want me over there. So here we are,
- 55:47Speaker 1: and there's always the question your place or mine when
- 55:50Speaker 1: we want to be together. He tells me to talk
- 55:53Speaker 1: to my dad, and I tell him to talk to
- 55:55Speaker 1: his grown children. Please help us settle this, because I
- 55:59Speaker 1: love my dad and he loves his sorry grown children.
- 56:02Speaker 1: Why is he letting his children come between us like this?
- 56:07Speaker 1: All right? Two grown people ages fifty seven and sixty
- 56:10Speaker 1: two can't have company in their own homes. I mean
- 56:13Speaker 1: they're grown. Okay, this is a major problem. Your house
- 56:17Speaker 1: guests are running your houses. I just think they're not
- 56:21Speaker 1: supposed to be setting the rules for your house. Unless
- 56:24Speaker 1: you guys can't afford or to go to a motel
- 56:28Speaker 1: or a hotel on a regular basis. Something's got to
- 56:31Speaker 1: give at this point. I mean, I just you know,
- 56:38Speaker 1: I guess you're so called boyfriend hasn't figured this out.
- 56:42Speaker 1: Maybe he's not as into you as you think, because
- 56:46Speaker 1: I would think a man would find some kind of
- 56:48Speaker 1: way to see you, some kind of way, and it
- 56:51Speaker 1: wouldn't be sneaking around in the garage late at night.
- 56:54Speaker 1: I mean, I don't know why he doesn't just tell
- 56:55Speaker 1: his grown kids chill and clean up the house because
- 56:58Speaker 1: he's having a guest over. Unless he isn't trying to
- 57:01Speaker 1: do all of that, that's just what it seems to
- 57:03Speaker 1: me he doesn't want to do all of that with you.
- 57:05Speaker 1: Your father already told him to marry you, step it
- 57:08Speaker 1: up and marry you, and he hasn't. That just doesn't
- 57:11Speaker 1: sound like a mister wonderful to me. I think you
- 57:13Speaker 1: need to figure that out and maybe break up with
- 57:17Speaker 1: this guy, because if he wanted you, I think he
- 57:19Speaker 1: find a way to have you. Steve, Oh, this letter
- 57:27Speaker 1: to me reeks with ignorance. Let me start with the
- 57:33Speaker 1: ages of the people in the letter. You got a
- 57:36Speaker 1: sixty two year old man and you got a fifty
- 57:39Speaker 1: seven year old woman. If you told let up, that's
- 57:42Speaker 1: one hundred and nineteen years of living. Damn d Now,
- 57:54Speaker 1: my wife and I if you told o age a
- 57:56Speaker 1: matter of fact, let me look at that you're looking
- 57:59Speaker 1: at y'all got one hundred and nineteen years of living experience.
- 58:04Speaker 1: Me and my wife got a total of one hundred
- 58:08Speaker 1: and twenty two years of living experience. You are, as
- 58:13Speaker 1: surely said, are too old to be having to have company.
- 58:21Speaker 1: I just don't understand this. Too old ass people asking
- 58:28Speaker 1: permission yea, can they have company? So you two old
- 58:35Speaker 1: fools have reverted into your life. Now I know as
- 58:40Speaker 1: we get older, some things go back to the way
- 58:43Speaker 1: they used to be. You used to pee on yourself
- 58:47Speaker 1: as a little boy. You pee on yourself as an
- 58:50Speaker 1: old man. I see it happening. You ain't got that
- 58:55Speaker 1: much hair when you're a baby. Your hair go away.
- 58:58Speaker 1: When your ass get out. Somebody got to help you
- 59:04Speaker 1: up and down the steps when you're a baby, somebody
- 59:09Speaker 1: got to help you up down the steps. When your
- 59:10Speaker 1: answer is oh so, I got that part. But you
- 59:15Speaker 1: should own more in your older age than you do
- 59:19Speaker 1: in your younger age. See, you can't be living at
- 59:26Speaker 1: your mama house as a baby and then be living
- 59:30Speaker 1: at your mama house as a grown ass maid. You
- 59:37Speaker 1: can't be. I guess you can be a daddy's girl
- 59:40Speaker 1: your whole life. Because this woman claims that she's a
- 59:43Speaker 1: daddy's girl, you're actually or daddy's an old woman. That's
- 59:50Speaker 1: actually what you are. You're not daddy's girl no more.
- 59:54Speaker 1: Your daddy is an old woman girl. So when I
- 59:58Speaker 1: come back, we'll get into the particulars of this conversation
- 1:00:03Speaker 1: about these two old ass people. This sixty two year
- 1:00:05Speaker 1: old man that has his grown kids living with him
- 1:00:08Speaker 1: and the fifty seven year old woman has got her
- 1:00:10Speaker 1: old ass daddy living with her, and found out the
- 1:00:14Speaker 1: old ass daddy has got to live with her because
- 1:00:16Speaker 1: the mamma put him out. Why she put him out?
- 1:00:19Speaker 1: And your ass take him in. We'll be back with
- 1:00:21Speaker 1: all of them, Yes we will. Steve. Coming up at
- 1:00:24Speaker 1: twenty three minutes after the hour, we'll have part two
- 1:00:27Speaker 1: of your response today's strawberry letters, your place are mine.
- 1:00:30Speaker 1: We'll get back into it right after this. You're listening
- 1:00:34Speaker 1: Steve Harvey Morning Show. All right, come on, Steve, let's
- 1:00:37Speaker 1: recap today's strawberry letter, the subject your place or mine?
- 1:00:41Speaker 1: All right, here we go. Now, we got a fifty
- 1:00:43Speaker 1: seven year old woman that's got a boyfriend to sixty two.
- 1:00:46Speaker 1: Both of them are divorced. His grown children live with him,
- 1:00:49Speaker 1: and the lady's father lives with her. She fifty seven,
- 1:00:52Speaker 1: got her daddy living with her. He's sixty two, got
- 1:00:55Speaker 1: his two grown kids, and they can't catch a break
- 1:00:58Speaker 1: when it's time to be intimate. That's what this whole
- 1:01:00Speaker 1: damn thing it's about. She said. I tried to sneak
- 1:01:03Speaker 1: out to the garage late at night, and I had
- 1:01:06Speaker 1: my boyfriend and had my boyfriend meet me there. I
- 1:01:09Speaker 1: don't know who in the sixties like to be in
- 1:01:12Speaker 1: the garage. It don't sound that attractive to me. You know,
- 1:01:18Speaker 1: I'm not gonna be able to hold you up on
- 1:01:20Speaker 1: the car like I used to. If you slide off,
- 1:01:24Speaker 1: you're probably gonna hit the ground. And I just had
- 1:01:27Speaker 1: this car wax Now we got some problems. We got
- 1:01:37Speaker 1: we are just got this car waxing. You can't keep
- 1:01:41Speaker 1: no more like I used to. If I was knew
- 1:01:43Speaker 1: you wasn't coming out of head and rubbed out and
- 1:01:45Speaker 1: put some prime on it, if I knew he was
- 1:01:48Speaker 1: gonna be out here, and we need to get up
- 1:01:50Speaker 1: on this car anyway. Uh. And I tried to sneak
- 1:01:55Speaker 1: out into the garage, but if my dad hears the
- 1:01:57Speaker 1: alarm chime, he's up in that trying to go see
- 1:02:02Speaker 1: what's going on. So this woman, this old ass woman,
- 1:02:06Speaker 1: then snug her boyfriend into her bedroom one night, and
- 1:02:10Speaker 1: the next morning, your daddy busts through the door to
- 1:02:13Speaker 1: tell me that he had cooked breakfast. So daddy walk
- 1:02:20Speaker 1: in and see daddy. Girl didn't help in that, being
- 1:02:22Speaker 1: a grown ass woman. So now I can't put him
- 1:02:28Speaker 1: out because my mom did. Let's stop right here, So
- 1:02:32Speaker 1: now we found out where her daddy lived with her
- 1:02:35Speaker 1: because her mama put him out. So your daddy did
- 1:02:39Speaker 1: something at sixty two to get put out. Most people
- 1:02:41Speaker 1: don't put sixty old people out. Most people trying to
- 1:02:44Speaker 1: find somewhere for sixty old people to stay. So what
- 1:02:47Speaker 1: did your old ass daddy do? The restaurant? I get
- 1:02:50Speaker 1: his ass and put out in sixty two down something
- 1:02:53Speaker 1: dumb like he was twitter two. Yeah, I can't put
- 1:02:59Speaker 1: him out because my mom did. I don't want to
- 1:03:01Speaker 1: hurt his feelings because I've always been a daddy's girl.
- 1:03:03Speaker 1: Once again, if you damn this, sixty you can call
- 1:03:07Speaker 1: yourself a daddy's girl if you want to, but you
- 1:03:10Speaker 1: really daddy's an old woman. But in my age, it's
- 1:03:14Speaker 1: time for him to cut me loose so I can
- 1:03:17Speaker 1: have some fun. See, it's not him that's hanging on
- 1:03:19Speaker 1: to you. It seems to me like it's you that's
- 1:03:22Speaker 1: hanging on to him. You didn't have to put him
- 1:03:26Speaker 1: in your house. He can go back over there and
- 1:03:28Speaker 1: beg his way back up on your mama. I was
- 1:03:32Speaker 1: married forever, and after my divorce he became overprotective of me.
- 1:03:37Speaker 1: This drives my boyfriend crazy. Because he wants to be
- 1:03:40Speaker 1: mister wonderful in my life now here my dad. I've
- 1:03:44Speaker 1: talked about my dad stepping back, and my dad told
- 1:03:48Speaker 1: him if he stepped up and asked me to marry
- 1:03:50Speaker 1: him that I would solve everything. See, you can't be
- 1:03:52Speaker 1: mister wonderful, but you don't want to act wonderful. That's
- 1:03:55Speaker 1: what the old school player is saying. My dad knows
- 1:04:00Speaker 1: that neither of us wants to be married again. Why
- 1:04:02Speaker 1: that is, I don't know, and we're content in our relationship.
- 1:04:06Speaker 1: My boyfriend's children are thirty and twenty eight, and they
- 1:04:09Speaker 1: both moved back home because they're still trying to find employment,
- 1:04:13Speaker 1: and they blame COVID for not working. I can't spend
- 1:04:18Speaker 1: time over his house because his daughter doesn't keep a
- 1:04:20Speaker 1: clean house, and quite frankly, the kids don't want me
- 1:04:23Speaker 1: over there. That's because you ain't they mama. But they
- 1:04:27Speaker 1: two damn old to be using that as an excuse
- 1:04:29Speaker 1: because you ain't they mamma. You ain't. That is side piece,
- 1:04:36Speaker 1: and they know that, and they're probably blaming you for
- 1:04:41Speaker 1: the reason somebody getting blamed for the reason that the
- 1:04:47Speaker 1: man ain't with a mama. It's very confusing. This is
- 1:04:50Speaker 1: all stupid. Let me just tell you what you need to.
- 1:04:54Speaker 1: Please help us settle this. Because I love my dad
- 1:04:57Speaker 1: and he loves his sorry grown ass children. Why is
- 1:05:00Speaker 1: he letting his children come between us like that? Well,
- 1:05:02Speaker 1: the reason he's letting his kids come between y'all like that,
- 1:05:05Speaker 1: it's because you're letting your daddy come between y'all like that.
- 1:05:08Speaker 1: And y'all old and stupid people. So you doing it,
- 1:05:11Speaker 1: I'm doing it. You don't want to get mad. I
- 1:05:13Speaker 1: ain't getting mad. You got some people at your house.
- 1:05:15Speaker 1: We have some people at my house. You want to
- 1:05:19Speaker 1: speak out to the garage. I want to lay in
- 1:05:21Speaker 1: your bed. You see what I'm saying. It's just on
- 1:05:24Speaker 1: it on and on and on. Reason y'all's old ass
- 1:05:28Speaker 1: is divorced and don't want to get mad again because
- 1:05:30Speaker 1: you don't know how to be married. So now you
- 1:05:34Speaker 1: to rote us and you want to stay answer the
- 1:05:36Speaker 1: question that we can't answer for you. Your daddy staying
- 1:05:40Speaker 1: with you because your stupid ass daddy did something to
- 1:05:42Speaker 1: your mama and your mama put him out. He over
- 1:05:47Speaker 1: the asked you, you old stupid, old ass man, And
- 1:05:49Speaker 1: when it had done, some dumb got his ass put out?
- 1:05:51Speaker 1: Who get put out? A sixty two? You get put
- 1:05:54Speaker 1: out when you're in your twenties and thirties, early forties.
- 1:05:58Speaker 1: Once you're in your fifties, it's too late. Did put
- 1:06:00Speaker 1: out your dumbassd Now his kids is thirty and twenty
- 1:06:06Speaker 1: eight coming back home, calls it KOVID, COVID gonna be
- 1:06:10Speaker 1: with us. You lost your job two years ago with COVID.
- 1:06:14Speaker 1: First start show ass out of here, put your mask
- 1:06:17Speaker 1: on and get your ass out. That's got to ask
- 1:06:22Speaker 1: permission so they can have company. What you in that doing?
- 1:06:31Speaker 1: Were in my house? Leave your comments on today Strawberry
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- 1:07:25Speaker 1: because he'll do. Boy, he ain't seen this. But tyreek
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- 1:07:31Speaker 1: Chiefs to the dot KOs, from the Chiefs to the Dolphins. Man,
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- 1:08:01Speaker 1: Up this boy, beloe, he did hit it. He didn't
- 1:08:03Speaker 1: hit the money. Four years, one hundred and twenty million
- 1:08:05Speaker 1: would send me to million guarantee. God, dog, that's boy. Now,
- 1:08:09Speaker 1: now he's gonna have the stats to match them for
- 1:08:11Speaker 1: four years for how much? One hundred and twenty million,
- 1:08:14Speaker 1: But send me two million of it is guaranteed the
- 1:08:16Speaker 1: rest of his sentence. So he got sent it to
- 1:08:18Speaker 1: million guaranteed. All that. I say, Man, he gonna know
- 1:08:22Speaker 1: it's gonna be a different from who's gonna throw them
- 1:08:24Speaker 1: that ball, because it's gonna be a lot of different
- 1:08:26Speaker 1: from Patrick mahomes down the tour. Uh wasn't a tour
- 1:08:30Speaker 1: to tackle a lot of balls he's been catching. Ain't
- 1:08:32Speaker 1: gonna make it too. It's not gonna it's not gonna
- 1:08:36Speaker 1: get there. You're gonna need it. You're gonna need to
- 1:08:38Speaker 1: use a lot of that cheatah speed damn ball man. Yeah,
- 1:08:43Speaker 1: because they're not gonna be right there. You had to
- 1:08:45Speaker 1: run them down. So man, that's just one of the
- 1:08:47Speaker 1: things that I thought. I thought, just that's crazy. I
- 1:08:49Speaker 1: don't see how you gave him, But hey, he downed
- 1:08:52Speaker 1: in dog. I've never seen nobody give up. So it's
- 1:08:55Speaker 1: an update update. Let me just give an update on Brittany. Guys.
- 1:09:00Speaker 1: She has been contacted by the US Embassy they want
- 1:09:04Speaker 1: to go visit her, and they said that she's in
- 1:09:06Speaker 1: good condition. So she's over in Russia, still held up.
- 1:09:09Speaker 1: We don't know when she getting out. They said she
- 1:09:11Speaker 1: could be looking up to ten years in jail time. Yeah,
- 1:09:16Speaker 1: that man, ten that's Russian. You don't take nothing to Russian.
- 1:09:21Speaker 1: You just don't you go ash, you don't take no
- 1:09:24Speaker 1: kind of all. I think nothing, you don't take no, man,
- 1:09:34Speaker 1: that's just I just hate that happened. But there's some
- 1:09:36Speaker 1: countries that don't do that. I mean, I feel soft
- 1:09:38Speaker 1: for her. I think it's the punishment definitely don't fit
- 1:09:42Speaker 1: the crime. And that sister case that's just over killed.
- 1:09:46Speaker 1: It does not fit. But man, we're praying for him. Conflict. Yeah, yeah,
- 1:09:52Speaker 1: absolutely using all right, junior, thank you. Coming up at
- 1:09:56Speaker 1: the top of the hour, we'll look into the mind
- 1:09:59Speaker 1: of your good friend that j Anthony Brown, Steve right
- 1:10:02Speaker 1: after this. You're listening, alright, Steve, please introduced for buddy Jay,
- 1:10:11Speaker 1: Anthony Brown. Ladies and gentlemen, is dark in now, it's
- 1:10:16Speaker 1: demented in now that some bitter places in now here. Yes,
- 1:10:23Speaker 1: hell of a comedy. Okay, okay, everybody, The most recognized
- 1:10:28Speaker 1: Anthony shut show. Damn monk. Okay, okay, here we go,
- 1:10:36Speaker 1: here we go, all right, the most recognized picture in
- 1:10:40Speaker 1: the Bible, the most recognized picture in the Bible would
- 1:10:44Speaker 1: have to be the Last Supper. When you when most
- 1:10:49Speaker 1: people agreeing that would be the last Supper, yes, I
- 1:10:52Speaker 1: would say it's the last supper anyway, in my mind,
- 1:10:57Speaker 1: we were not there. So here's something things that I'm saying.
- 1:11:02Speaker 1: Could have been said at the last Supper. We were
- 1:11:06Speaker 1: not there, nobody was there. Could have been said, here
- 1:11:10Speaker 1: we go, here we go, this joke? Yeah, yeah, yeah,
- 1:11:16Speaker 1: just just listen. I got it. Just listen surround late
- 1:11:21Speaker 1: What did I miss? Could have been said at the
- 1:11:27Speaker 1: last Supper? Could y'all sit back so we can see?
- 1:11:31Speaker 1: Could have been said at the last Supper? Could have
- 1:11:37Speaker 1: been said at the last Supper, Jesus, could you talk louder?
- 1:11:41Speaker 1: We can't hear it out on the end, all right?
- 1:11:44Speaker 1: Could have been said, could have been said, here we go,
- 1:11:50Speaker 1: just seating arrangement better than the round table. I'm just saying, okay,
- 1:11:55Speaker 1: all right, how how long we got to stand still
- 1:12:00Speaker 1: for this damn picture? Okay, here we go. Could have
- 1:12:08Speaker 1: been said at the Last Supper? Make mine to go
- 1:12:12Speaker 1: all right, all right? Could have been said at the
- 1:12:18Speaker 1: last supper? Is that one loaf gonna be enough for everybody?
- 1:12:24Speaker 1: Could have been said? Could have been said, could have
- 1:12:27Speaker 1: been said at the last supper, This is a very
- 1:12:30Speaker 1: nice dinner. But checks would have been better. Checks would
- 1:12:36Speaker 1: have been better. I'm ready to jump in. I'm gonna
- 1:12:43Speaker 1: save you some room, right no, no, no, no, no
- 1:12:45Speaker 1: no no. The check goes to the guy in the middle,
- 1:12:48Speaker 1: the guy and last, last, but not least, Steve. I
- 1:12:54Speaker 1: know you got one. Hold up, hold up, he's not
- 1:12:57Speaker 1: doing any healing today. Let the man and eat in peace.
- 1:13:01Speaker 1: So just hop your ass back over there and sit down. Okay, okay, okay,
- 1:13:09Speaker 1: let me jump in here. Something that could have been
- 1:13:13Speaker 1: said at the last summer, Oh, ain't no more lamb.
- 1:13:23Speaker 1: It could have been said. It's something else that could
- 1:13:27Speaker 1: have been said. Why he always get to sit next
- 1:13:30Speaker 1: to Jesus? I know somebody said that. The last one
- 1:13:36Speaker 1: I want to say is just right here, what yo?
- 1:13:40Speaker 1: Judas don't need to be served, Okay, I mean, ain't
- 1:13:52Speaker 1: no sensing us praying? If he already here, right, we
- 1:13:55Speaker 1: don't need to break because he here. When you got one, yeah,
- 1:14:05Speaker 1: it's gould have been said, I ain't really liked meal.
- 1:14:15Speaker 1: I got come on something that could have been said
- 1:14:20Speaker 1: at the last Snitches get stitches. That's what happens when
- 1:14:38Speaker 1: you go into the mind of j Anthony Brown. You
- 1:14:40Speaker 1: never know what's gonna happen. Yeah, coming up in twenty
- 1:14:46Speaker 1: minutes after the hour, we'll have more of the Steve
- 1:14:48Speaker 1: Harvey Morning Show. Right after this, you're listening to the
- 1:14:51Speaker 1: Say Morning Show. All right, So this week there were
- 1:14:56Speaker 1: more than five thousand reports of tornadoes from Texas in
- 1:15:00Speaker 1: Oklahoma to Mississippi, Louisiana, and Alabama. According to in OUAA
- 1:15:06Speaker 1: Storm Prediction Center. Authorities are assessing the damage and residents
- 1:15:11Speaker 1: are cleaning up across parts of the South after homes
- 1:15:14Speaker 1: were ripped apart, cars flipped over, and at least two
- 1:15:17Speaker 1: people died. Our prayers are going out to those affected,
- 1:15:21Speaker 1: of course, and the American Red Cross specializes in disaster relief.
- 1:15:25Speaker 1: You can help the Red Cross help storm victims by
- 1:15:28Speaker 1: donating today at Redcross dot org. That's red Cross dot Org.
- 1:15:35Speaker 1: A lot of storms. Yeah yeah, New Orleans really did. Yeah, yeah,
- 1:15:43Speaker 1: yeah they really really did. Yeah they didn't need that
- 1:15:47Speaker 1: h M too much. Going on in the world right now. Yeah,
- 1:15:53Speaker 1: but again, if you want to help Redcross dot org
- 1:15:56Speaker 1: Redcross dot Org. Yeah, the storms a man, yeah, warning
- 1:16:03Speaker 1: and it's real, it's real. Yeah. And if they tell
- 1:16:06Speaker 1: you to leave people, go ahead. I don't want to.
- 1:16:09Speaker 1: It's just good to leave. Yeah, don't try to hand
- 1:16:12Speaker 1: and write it out and always those people, I'm gonna
- 1:16:15Speaker 1: write it out. You know. Well, you don't know about
- 1:16:17Speaker 1: a tornado. You have no choice. It's too fast. A hurricane. Yeah,
- 1:16:23Speaker 1: that's a difference. Yeah, you get warnings beforehand. But um yeah,
- 1:16:29Speaker 1: all right, all right, guys, thank you. More of the
- 1:16:32Speaker 1: Steve Harvey Morning Show coming up at thirty three minutes
- 1:16:34Speaker 1: after the hour. We'll play a round off. Would you
- 1:16:36Speaker 1: rather right after this you're listening to show? All right,
- 1:16:42Speaker 1: it is time for a round I would you rather
- 1:16:44Speaker 1: let's jump right in. Would you rather silent treatment from
- 1:16:48Speaker 1: your mate? Or would you rather argue with your mate?
- 1:16:52Speaker 1: Just solve it with an argument? All right? Would you
- 1:16:54Speaker 1: rather silent? You si? Silent treatment? Yeah, give me silent.
- 1:17:02Speaker 1: I knew you won't anyway. Yeah, all right. Would you
- 1:17:08Speaker 1: rather your mate initiate sex every time? Or would you
- 1:17:11Speaker 1: rather skip sex for a year? Your mate initiates sex
- 1:17:17Speaker 1: every time, or you skip sex? What raise up against me?
- 1:17:26Speaker 1: Whatever it takes? Yes, come on, all right, all right?
- 1:17:32Speaker 1: Would you would you rather give an X five hundred
- 1:17:35Speaker 1: thousand dollars boulgether? Okay, all right? Or listen? Would you
- 1:17:43Speaker 1: rather give an X five hundred thousand dollars? Or would
- 1:17:45Speaker 1: you rather sleep with an X just one more time? Hey,
- 1:17:56Speaker 1: nobody want to go back to that? You were so
- 1:17:59Speaker 1: sure though, Steve initial access for a reason. Boy, Hey here, congratulations,
- 1:18:07Speaker 1: buy house getter, McDonald's or whatever you need to do McDonald's. Jay,
- 1:18:16Speaker 1: haven't heard from you. Uh, if we could lower that price,
- 1:18:19Speaker 1: we might have work that man. And if you can
- 1:18:22Speaker 1: come down on that price, that that filing and dowars
- 1:18:26Speaker 1: right now you feeling sleep little? That's what you're leaning towards.
- 1:18:33Speaker 1: I'm just trying to work out a price as reasonable price.
- 1:18:37Speaker 1: Tell you what? Tell you what? Jay? Who? Whatever? How
- 1:18:45Speaker 1: was you out there to consider? Going old back? Boy?
- 1:18:51Speaker 1: That what came through drafted brown in the build? It
- 1:18:57Speaker 1: was nice boiler till So would you rather be kissed
- 1:19:02Speaker 1: on the lips by a complete stranger or would you
- 1:19:05Speaker 1: rather be licked on the lips by a dog. I
- 1:19:11Speaker 1: ain't doing. I don't do dogs. Now you can go
- 1:19:13Speaker 1: and give me that stranger. Just let me pick stranger
- 1:19:17Speaker 1: in COVID. Hey do that doll. They stay dogs mouths.
- 1:19:25Speaker 1: They're cleaner than he who told you that told you that.
- 1:19:30Speaker 1: But I've seen a dog licks some things and if
- 1:19:33Speaker 1: he lick your lips you wake up in the morning,
- 1:19:36Speaker 1: your lips will be on the pillow. Just fall off.
- 1:19:43Speaker 1: All right, thank you. That is our round of would
- 1:19:47Speaker 1: you rather for today? Coming up at forty nine minutes
- 1:19:50Speaker 1: after the hour, it's our last break of the day
- 1:19:53Speaker 1: and we'll have some closing remarks from the one and
- 1:19:56Speaker 1: only Steve Harvey right after this. You're listening, stay hard
- 1:20:00Speaker 1: Morning Show. It is our last break of the day
- 1:20:03Speaker 1: of the week on this Friday. It's been a good day,
- 1:20:07Speaker 1: fun day. Earlier, when Jay did the last supper, things
- 1:20:15Speaker 1: that may have been said on the left said, oh
- 1:20:22Speaker 1: my godness, yeah, can you make a little more wine?
- 1:20:25Speaker 1: We didn't ran out, but anyway, yeah, interesting week. Um.
- 1:20:38Speaker 1: I've been watching those Senate confirmation hearings for Katangi Brown Jackson.
- 1:20:44Speaker 1: She's doing she's doing extremely well her confirmations. In The
- 1:20:51Speaker 1: Bad Man, they can fight this all the more. But this,
- 1:20:53Speaker 1: this is she's more qualified. She's she has more qualifications
- 1:20:59Speaker 1: than half of the judges just on the Supreme Court.
- 1:21:03Speaker 1: She's more qualified than anybody asking her to questions. And
- 1:21:06Speaker 1: the Republicans, it's amazing how they take these bar whatever
- 1:21:11Speaker 1: that word is, how they take those damn stances. Democrats too,
- 1:21:17Speaker 1: when they don't want a Republican end, they do the
- 1:21:19Speaker 1: same thing. I'm so sick of this mess. Anyway, I
- 1:21:21Speaker 1: got some great news for you, guys. I want to well,
- 1:21:25Speaker 1: there's nothing not news. I just want to share something
- 1:21:27Speaker 1: with you for my closing remarks because I want to
- 1:21:30Speaker 1: talk to people who are not finding joy and waking
- 1:21:34Speaker 1: up in the morning. I want to talk to people
- 1:21:36Speaker 1: who are not living the life of excitement that they
- 1:21:40Speaker 1: like to live. I'm talking to that person, and it's
- 1:21:44Speaker 1: a lot of them. If you've lost your enthusiasm for life,
- 1:21:49Speaker 1: if you're not waking up excited to wake up, if
- 1:21:52Speaker 1: you just you're just in the dulgeoms, you find yourself
- 1:21:55Speaker 1: in the rut, I have some advice for you, have
- 1:21:57Speaker 1: some good news. You can stop feeling indulgiums the life
- 1:22:04Speaker 1: like your life is indulgiums. You can stop feeling like
- 1:22:06Speaker 1: your life is in a rut. You can stop waking
- 1:22:09Speaker 1: up on the wrong side of the bed. You can
- 1:22:12Speaker 1: stop waking up and not being excited about waking up.
- 1:22:18Speaker 1: Because I want to share something to remember. When you
- 1:22:21Speaker 1: were a kid and Christmas Eve came, you could not
- 1:22:26Speaker 1: sleep Man, in anticipation of what you might get under
- 1:22:31Speaker 1: that tree. I remember when it was time to take
- 1:22:34Speaker 1: a field trip in school the night before, Man, you
- 1:22:39Speaker 1: could not wait to wake up and get down there
- 1:22:43Speaker 1: because you was going on the field trip. I remember, Man,
- 1:22:48Speaker 1: when they moved Jim to first class, I couldn't wait
- 1:22:52Speaker 1: to go to school so I could go to gym.
- 1:22:54Speaker 1: It was the one one class I was guaranteed I
- 1:22:58Speaker 1: was gonna get an end because Gem physical education. So
- 1:23:04Speaker 1: that's because I woke up with the expectation of People
- 1:23:07Speaker 1: have lost that as they've gotten older. People wake up
- 1:23:10Speaker 1: unenthusiastic about waking up. People wake up in the dulgiums.
- 1:23:13Speaker 1: People wake up on the wrong side of the bed.
- 1:23:15Speaker 1: People wake up Man, just like their life is in
- 1:23:19Speaker 1: a rut. I have a solution for you. If you've
- 1:23:22Speaker 1: lost your enthusiasm and you don't look or expect anything.
- 1:23:29Speaker 1: That's the problem. It's just like when you were a kid.
- 1:23:34Speaker 1: So if you've lost your enthusiasm for waking up, it's
- 1:23:37Speaker 1: because when you're waking up, you're not looking for anything.
- 1:23:40Speaker 1: You don't have anything that you're expecting. You think there's
- 1:23:44Speaker 1: nothing on the other side of this daylight called morning. Well,
- 1:23:50Speaker 1: I have a solution for that. Since you used to
- 1:23:54Speaker 1: be so excited that Christmas. Used to be so excited
- 1:23:57Speaker 1: on the field trip, used to be so exciting to
- 1:24:00Speaker 1: go on a date. Used to be so excited man,
- 1:24:04Speaker 1: to go to this class and had this little girl
- 1:24:06Speaker 1: and this little boy in it. So excited when you
- 1:24:09Speaker 1: were about to buy your car, so excited when you
- 1:24:13Speaker 1: was these are things man, your first game, your first
- 1:24:17Speaker 1: sporting event, you played in the first time, your cheer,
- 1:24:20Speaker 1: you were so excited. Here's what you do. You should
- 1:24:24Speaker 1: wake up in the morning to see what God has
- 1:24:30Speaker 1: for you. Are you listening to me? You should wake
- 1:24:34Speaker 1: up in the morning to see what God has for you.
- 1:24:38Speaker 1: See if you if she used to be enthusiastic because
- 1:24:41Speaker 1: you knew what was gonna happen. You thought about what
- 1:24:45Speaker 1: you get for Christmas, You thought about the field trip,
- 1:24:47Speaker 1: You thought about that new bike, you thought about buying
- 1:24:50Speaker 1: a car, you thought about the date. Well, God gives
- 1:24:54Speaker 1: you this gift every day he wakes you up. He
- 1:24:58Speaker 1: gives you a brand new twenty for That's an incredible
- 1:25:02Speaker 1: gift to get every day, y'all. And the reason He
- 1:25:04Speaker 1: gives you that gift when he wakes you up is
- 1:25:07Speaker 1: because He's not through with you yet. I said this
- 1:25:09Speaker 1: a thousand times. So if now, if you can understand this,
- 1:25:14Speaker 1: start looking at it this way that God is not
- 1:25:16Speaker 1: through with you yet. How about this, how about when
- 1:25:20Speaker 1: you wake up, you wake up to see what God
- 1:25:24Speaker 1: has for you. I promise you if you start waking
- 1:25:28Speaker 1: up with the expectation, the enthusiasm to see what God
- 1:25:33Speaker 1: has for you in a change the way you wake up.
- 1:25:37Speaker 1: I do it all the time. I wake up to
- 1:25:40Speaker 1: see what God has for me. I wake up to
- 1:25:44Speaker 1: see what God gonna do for me. And this is
- 1:25:47Speaker 1: for everybody. This ain't for the well off. Are the
- 1:25:52Speaker 1: people who are overly blessed. All of you are blessed
- 1:25:57Speaker 1: if you still here. But you got to change the
- 1:26:00Speaker 1: way you look at this gift. Call tomorrow, this gift,
- 1:26:03Speaker 1: call this morning. Man, you have to wake up to
- 1:26:05Speaker 1: see what God has for you. If you start waking
- 1:26:08Speaker 1: up to see what God has for you, guess what's
- 1:26:10Speaker 1: gonna happen. He gonna show you, He gonna give it
- 1:26:14Speaker 1: to you. But if you don't live your life in
- 1:26:17Speaker 1: expectation that there is nothing to expect. All you got
- 1:26:23Speaker 1: to do is change that man. Wake up to see
- 1:26:25Speaker 1: what God has for you. That'll change your position in life.
- 1:26:28Speaker 1: Those are my clothes with marks. I hope you got
- 1:26:31Speaker 1: something from it. If you didn't, would do another one
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