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Friendships Gone Wrong 03.07.17 · The Steve Harvey Morning Show

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  Speaker 1: that uh huh I show well a good morning everybody.
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  Speaker 1: want to share something with you this morning. In order
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  Speaker 1: fun God to bless you, you have to you have
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  Speaker 1: to have something you know and and and and that
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  Speaker 1: means I guess, I guess what I'm saying is God
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  Speaker 1: can only bless you by your faith and your effort.
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  Speaker 1: That's the only way He can bless you by your
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  Speaker 1: faith and your effort. Now, because of his grace, he
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  Speaker 1: gives us so many things that we don't even we
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  Speaker 1: don't ask for, we don't thank him for, you know,
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  Speaker 1: we don't even have on the list. You know, oftentimes
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  Speaker 1: you know, many of us have health. We never thank
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  Speaker 1: him for it. We get an of the opportunity to
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  Speaker 1: wake up the next day, we never thank him for it.
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  Speaker 1: We take so many small things because of his grace,
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  Speaker 1: we just take for granted, like it's just supposed to
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  Speaker 1: pop off for us, just like that. Okay, including that,
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  Speaker 1: what all these wonderful things he does us? And he
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  Speaker 1: blesses us even far beyond our wildest dreams. I'm talking
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  Speaker 1: about myself now and a lot of you listening without
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  Speaker 1: us confiding or conferring in him, he still watches over us,
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  Speaker 1: up watches over us. I'm talking to all of us now.
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  Speaker 1: Here is what you get blessed on through your faith
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  Speaker 1: and your efforts. I mean, he really gives you, give
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  Speaker 1: him something to work with. This is what I'm saying.
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  Speaker 1: He's gonna do certain things for us automatically because he
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  Speaker 1: just loves us. He automatically does things for us that
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  Speaker 1: we take so for granted that a lot of people
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  Speaker 1: are not experienced since because of their time is up
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  Speaker 1: or whatever. I don't know the reason, but whatever the case,
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  Speaker 1: but he does so many things for us automatic. Imagine
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  Speaker 1: what could happen to you if you just gave him
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  Speaker 1: a little bit to work with. He ever thought about that.
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  Speaker 1: Suppose this idea that's been burning on the inside of you,
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  Speaker 1: suppose you just started it today. See and don't wait
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  Speaker 1: to start an idea when you can figure it all
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  Speaker 1: the way through, because you'll never get started, you know it.
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  Speaker 1: It crippled so many people because they think of how
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  Speaker 1: to start their business. Then they look all the way
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  Speaker 1: down the road or the loans they're gonna need, and
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  Speaker 1: they don't know nobody, and they credit bad, so they stopped.
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  Speaker 1: They never start. What would happen had you ever thought
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  Speaker 1: if you just started do the part of the business
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  Speaker 1: that you could do, and ask God to lead you
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  Speaker 1: and guide you to the next step, that that thing
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  Speaker 1: called faith, to belief in things that you cannot see.
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  Speaker 1: Suppose you just started out on faith, You just stepped
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  Speaker 1: out the water and stepped out the boat and stood
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  Speaker 1: on the water, just on faith, seeing that is rough,
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  Speaker 1: but just believing that He would take care of you,
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  Speaker 1: just believing that He would get you through through, just
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  Speaker 1: believing that He would lead you to the next step. Start.
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  Speaker 1: If you just started, man, you would then give God
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  Speaker 1: something to put his finger on and to bless people.
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  Speaker 1: Say to me all the time. Man, Man, Steve, it
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  Speaker 1: seemed like everything you do work. Man, do you know
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  Speaker 1: what it is? Really? I just lose the fear of
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  Speaker 1: failing and I start I don't know how to do
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  Speaker 1: all of this. Come on, man, if I could have
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  Speaker 1: told you ten years ago, or there's no way I
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  Speaker 1: could have told you, I'd be why I am today.
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  Speaker 1: But if one had come to me and says, Stephen,
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  Speaker 1: ten years you will be doing this, that, this, that
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  Speaker 1: and the other. They will recognize you here. You will
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  Speaker 1: get this recognition, recognition, you will get this award, and
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  Speaker 1: you'll be living like this. I would have just looked
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  Speaker 1: at them like they was crazy. I really would have. Man.
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  Speaker 1: It's not that I didn't have the faith. It's just
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  Speaker 1: that in my imagination I didn't see it. I've always
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  Speaker 1: believed in God, I just didn't see things for myself. See,
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  Speaker 1: I didn't open myself up to what God had for me.
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  Speaker 1: I was just living my life based on what I
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  Speaker 1: could see from me. When I stopped worried about what
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  Speaker 1: I could see from me and started allowing God to
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  Speaker 1: do what he could do for me, it changed my
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  Speaker 1: whole existence because I found out that God's plan was
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  Speaker 1: way better than mine. But you got to start something.
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  Speaker 1: You got to give God something to put his finger
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  Speaker 1: on that might has touched where it turned into something.
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  Speaker 1: You got to let your imagination go. You got to
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  Speaker 1: let your imagination flies wild as it can fly without
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  Speaker 1: being constricted by the confines of where you live and
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  Speaker 1: what color you are, what sex you are, and how
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  Speaker 1: much money you make and what your degree say. You
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  Speaker 1: got to let your imagination fly beyond that. You got
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  Speaker 1: to go for it. You got to step out on
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  Speaker 1: faith and you got to go for it. Oh and
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  Speaker 1: then I mentioned you got to pray. I don't want
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  Speaker 1: to leave that out. Then you got to seek understanding. Man,
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  Speaker 1: read Proverbs. Proverbs is a great book to start with.
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  Speaker 1: I don't you know. I guess other people got other way.
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  Speaker 1: I'm just telling you about me. Man, it's probably some
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  Speaker 1: better places to start. I don't know. Proverbs was to
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  Speaker 1: start for me, the book of wisdom and understanding that
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  Speaker 1: helped develop my thought process, which helped me become fairly successful.
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  Speaker 1: Our Verbs teaches you everything you need to know. And
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  Speaker 1: if you can't read the Keen James version, get you
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  Speaker 1: one of them translated Bibles. What difference it makes long
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  Speaker 1: as you hear what he's saying to you. Oh and
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  Speaker 1: did I mentioned? Don't forget to pray and then take
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  Speaker 1: the ideal, the business, the journey you want to embark on,
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  Speaker 1: and break it down inch by inch anything that sich.
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  Speaker 1: Just start with the piece that you can do. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: you don't know how you're gonna get the loan. When
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  Speaker 1: it's time for the loan, what, Paul? Can you? Can
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  Speaker 1: you design the business card? Can you? Can you get
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  Speaker 1: the phone line put in? Can you can you make
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  Speaker 1: a YouTube video and post it? Can you start telling
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  Speaker 1: people that you're associated with this is what you do? Now?
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  Speaker 1: You can start somewhere. You can get a gig somewhere
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  Speaker 1: doing something. Somebody will pay you for the service right now.
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  Speaker 1: And then simplify it, take it and break it down
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  Speaker 1: to the lowest common denominator. We're trying to figure it
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  Speaker 1: all out. Simplify what can I do? Now? That's just
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  Speaker 1: like breaking it down, but simplified. Man, get it simple
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  Speaker 1: for you. I can't figure this out. It's too complex,
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  Speaker 1: it's too difficult, there's too many levels. Quit tripping on that.
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  Speaker 1: Do the part you can do, do what you can do,
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  Speaker 1: but start, Man, Just get started today. Stop delaying it.
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  Speaker 1: Every time you put it off, you seem further away
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  Speaker 1: from it, don't you. Why won't you start? Let your
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  Speaker 1: imagination go, open it up. You know, if you can't imagine,
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  Speaker 1: God show Ken Einstein said it one time. He said
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  Speaker 1: that imagination is everything. It's the preview to life's coming attractions.
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  Speaker 1: Oh is that crazy? Is that crazy? Do you know
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  Speaker 1: that everything we do somebody imagined it? But do you
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  Speaker 1: know when they imagine that? Somebody laughed at him. Man,
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  Speaker 1: I'm gonna make a car that you can sit on
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  Speaker 1: it and automatically driving the wheels a roll. Who's gonna
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  Speaker 1: do that? Okay, here we go, we all ride and cars. Man,
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  Speaker 1: I'm gonna fly. I'm gonna make something that to take
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  Speaker 1: people far away in the air. People board flights every day. Man.
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  Speaker 1: Somebody sat up there and looked at that moon and said, man,
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  Speaker 1: one day, I'm going to the moon. He's talking about
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  Speaker 1: going to the moon and take people to the moon
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  Speaker 1: all the time. Imagination is everything. It's the preview to
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  Speaker 1: life's coming attractions. What are you imagining for yourself? What
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  Speaker 1: do you see coming? What's your coming attractions? I'm so
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  Speaker 1: grateful I change man. Oh I see big because I
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  Speaker 1: see God. Come on, whenevere else around me, here only
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  Speaker 1: see that testimony when walks off. Now I'm why did
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  Speaker 1: he see when everyone else around me? Oh? God, can
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  Speaker 1: I tell you one of my fing I just need
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  Speaker 1: to tell you one more favor. Listen to see he's
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  Speaker 1: mine and I am he is It doesn't matter what
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  Speaker 1: I did. He only sees me. But who I am?
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  Speaker 1: Just anybody know that tonight? Oh? See he is mine
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  Speaker 1: and I am here said, it doesn't matter what I see.
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  Speaker 1: He only sees me. I can't be seeing that he is.
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  Speaker 1: Huh Okay, morning everybody, how y'all doing? Just thought that? Well?
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  Speaker 1: Good morning? Yeah? You know what, man, I have gotten
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  Speaker 1: kind of sick of politics now because now I see
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  Speaker 1: how it really works. Okay, the popular vote don't get
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  Speaker 1: you in, it's delectorial. Then I watched him hate President
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  Speaker 1: Obama for eight years now, I've watched all the Republicans
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  Speaker 1: showed a love and undying support for Donald Trump, not
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  Speaker 1: Ted Cruise. Supporting Donald Trump almost sickens me right there.
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  Speaker 1: That it almost sickens me when I see him talk
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  Speaker 1: because he swore him off because of what he said
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  Speaker 1: about his daddy and his wife. Now his head can't
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  Speaker 1: get up. Trump's behind no tighter, yeah this morning. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: And so I've just decided. And now the Democrats, if
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  Speaker 1: you think you're gonna run over us make my day,
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  Speaker 1: it's too late for that. Hm. So I've decided to
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  Speaker 1: handle it differently. I will always vote and exercise my right,
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  Speaker 1: but from now on I will instruct my folks to
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  Speaker 1: just do whatever they want to do and go the
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  Speaker 1: way that they think would be best for them. M hmm, okay,
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  Speaker 1: all right, vote your conscience. In other words, yeah, whatever
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  Speaker 1: that is. Because hell, because the other day the other
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  Speaker 1: way ain't working. So that come together way, especially that
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  Speaker 1: the way they didn't turned on me on you damn
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  Speaker 1: what they do. No, no, you can't say that. It
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  Speaker 1: really ain't me. So I just said that just to
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  Speaker 1: be I'm gonna keep on pushing though, Yeah, do what
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  Speaker 1: I gotta do. They mind people love them regardless, you know.
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  Speaker 1: Like I said in the words of the Temptation, I
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  Speaker 1: know you will want to leave, but I refused to
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  Speaker 1: let you go. Let's sing a little bit of that.
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  Speaker 1: I know you want to leave me, but I refused
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  Speaker 1: to let you go. If I have to beg and
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  Speaker 1: plead for your sympathy, I don't know because you mean
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  Speaker 1: that much to me. Ain't too proud to beg. Don't
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  Speaker 1: you go good? Leave me girl. M hmm. Now I
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  Speaker 1: heard a pride man. It's I have for man with
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  Speaker 1: no sense of pride. I black boy. I'm so glad
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  Speaker 1: I'm black. I don't know what to do something right now.
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  Speaker 1: It's just fulfilling to me. Oh yea, so well, you know,
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  Speaker 1: like I like Shirley just asked me on cute. You know,
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  Speaker 1: I don't it. Don't take me no time, you know,
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  Speaker 1: because it's in my heart. I ain't got oh wait,
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  Speaker 1: let me thank God. No. But we still have Johnny
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  Speaker 1: gil and we still have Eddie lea bird. He's still singing.
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  Speaker 1: I mean, we have some hard singers, but not like
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  Speaker 1: we used to. Watching just right now, just asked me
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  Speaker 1: to sing anything. Just ask me watch our fast I
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  Speaker 1: do with y'all anything, okay, Um, turn off the lights,
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  Speaker 1: turn off the light light a candle dud. I'm sexy. Men. Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: We gotta go from that to my my mind real quick.
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  Speaker 1: Come on, we gotta go from that to my my mind,
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  Speaker 1: my mind real quick. Slip on your red twish and
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  Speaker 1: slip on them. Hi, here you are, I need a
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  Speaker 1: my my my. That's almost hard. Thanks. Something that ain't
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  Speaker 1: don't e oh if oh mick me up that all up?
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  Speaker 1: Geez I see oh me o p Q you be
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  Speaker 1: are you my? Why ze? No? Nobody that's gonna sing
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  Speaker 1: along to that. I don't give a damn what they do.
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  Speaker 1: covered this hard singing ab all right. When we come
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  Speaker 1: We got some right and wrong for you. Okay, well
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  Speaker 1: what is right and what is wrong? Back? What's y'all
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  Speaker 1: got what's right and wrong today? Okay? You tell me
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  Speaker 1: who right? Because I know I am. Ain't we aliens
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  Speaker 1: on other planets? That's you did? And they want to
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  Speaker 1: pick up my call after that though, Yeah, say it again, Tom,
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  Speaker 1: Ain't we aliens on other planets? Well? Explain yourself please.
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  Speaker 1: If we go to Mars, ain't we aliens? When we
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  Speaker 1: get up there to the Mars peoples. Have you seen
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  Speaker 1: some mass people? I haven't seen on Mars people, But
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  Speaker 1: if they see me and I'm on their planet, I'm
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  Speaker 1: the alien. See that right? Good time? When when were
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  Speaker 1: you gonna see a mark? I'm just saying, we aliens
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  Speaker 1: to them other people? And if we go up there, okay,
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  Speaker 1: when you going? If we go to Saturn, ain't we
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  Speaker 1: aliens to Saturday nights? Saturday nights are Saturn people. I
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  Speaker 1: was just gonna say, be cause Saturday night I was
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  Speaker 1: gonna be well, I was gonna be a Deadn't it
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  Speaker 1: sad Am I right or am I wrong? It is
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  Speaker 1: the question, are we not aliens the other planets? You're
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  Speaker 1: gonna beat dinner? If they see they could be friendly?
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  Speaker 1: Uh kill, they could be friends. I'm just saying if
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  Speaker 1: we up there? When when you when you wouldn't play
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  Speaker 1: golf with a Marsha, I'm not played golf with the
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  Speaker 1: Marsha because now they the Marshas ain't gonna play golf
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  Speaker 1: with Tommy. Tell you that right now, because they have
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  Speaker 1: seen him hit the ball. If there were people on
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  Speaker 1: these other planets, then you would have a point. That's
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  Speaker 1: what I am saying. But they're not. But they're not
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  Speaker 1: with me. No, I just wanted to be over Yeah, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: there are people over there to Lord to be aliens?
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  Speaker 1: Are we not aliens to other plan And if we
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  Speaker 1: on another planet, ain't we the alien? So do you
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  Speaker 1: think there's a life beyond Earth? Do you think? Yeah?
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  Speaker 1: You ain't seeing Albatar, You ain't see them blue people people? Wow?
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  Speaker 1: Do you know the difference between movies too? You know
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  Speaker 1: you might be right coming. I mean, if there were
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  Speaker 1: other people, he would be right. Ain't nobody sat in
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  Speaker 1: just uh dreamed of Avatar? That's happening. It's some blue
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  Speaker 1: people somewhere else calling and that tree that was glowing
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  Speaker 1: and onto that. Oh that is real stuff. I tell
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  Speaker 1: you what is real? Come on, come on, let us
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  Speaker 1: have it. Give me the reality first, it's real people
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  Speaker 1: buy right here. You and Cynthia husband on Atlanta Housewife. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: but the two dumbits, he said, it's like, come on,
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  Speaker 1: Papa smur that you put a red at on So wow,
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  Speaker 1: tom Me. So you believe that there's life beyond Earth? No,
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  Speaker 1: I definitely don't. I definitely doesn't. You don't think there's
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  Speaker 1: no other life? You think got the only thing? What
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  Speaker 1: kind of knowledge are you basing this on the red planet? Avatar?
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  Speaker 1: Carla Avatar planets, a hundred planets the size of Earth?
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  Speaker 1: You think ain't no more life nowhere? Y'all crazy? Tommy,
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  Speaker 1: there's a hundred planets the size of her hundred plus Yes, Google,
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  Speaker 1: let I'm asking. I'm not arguing, which I'm just asking.
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  Speaker 1: M You know, you know planets tim to see to
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  Speaker 1: ask stupid people stuff. Make sure that what they said. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: I bet you, I bet you. We took calls on
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  Speaker 1: if it's life on other planets that people believed. I
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  Speaker 1: bet you. I bet this segment is going too long. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: let's all your money on that. Yeah, alright, coming up next,
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  Speaker 1: just run that prank back from the alien. Uh if
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  Speaker 1: I wasn't here, Marsha, Yeah, the avatar you're listening to
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  Speaker 1: All right, Matthew, come on, what's you got? What's the
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  Speaker 1: prank today? We're gonna run that prank back Shirley job awful, Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: that would be you. You. Hello, Hello, I'm trying to
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  Speaker 1: reach a William William please. Yeah, this is William I
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  Speaker 1: will you. My name is Daniel Done with Fluman Agency.
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  Speaker 1: Oh yes, how's it going? Okay, I'm pretty good. You
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  Speaker 1: You actually came in a couple of weeks and filled
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  Speaker 1: out some forms. Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, I did. I did.
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  Speaker 1: You're you're seeking plumber right, yes, okay, okay, well listen
• 26:48
  Speaker 1: I got a few things here i'd like to go
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  Speaker 1: over if you don't, If you have the time, I'd
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  Speaker 1: like to get a couple of questions from you. I
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  Speaker 1: think I actually have something I could send you out
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  Speaker 1: on on Monday if you actually fit the criterias. Okay, okay,
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  Speaker 1: my hold on one tack. Let me grab a pen
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  Speaker 1: ref fan okay, alright, go ahead, I'm ready. All right.
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  Speaker 1: Are you used to physical labor at all? Yes, yes,
• 27:09
  Speaker 1: I am. Okay, so that's the problem health wise or physical?
• 27:13
  Speaker 1: You're you're you're able to handle that kind of stuff. Yes, okay.
• 27:17
  Speaker 1: But how tall are you? Will you? Um? About five eight? Eight? Okay?
• 27:20
  Speaker 1: And um how much? Okay? All right, let's do this now. Um.
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  Speaker 1: Have you done any singing at all? Uh? Not? Not.
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  Speaker 1: I can sing a little bit, not and I'm not
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  Speaker 1: a singer. Singer, but you know I could. I could,
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  Speaker 1: I could blow a little bit, but not not not professionally.
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  Speaker 1: But you know you're pretty good at holding a note
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  Speaker 1: at least though, right, Yeah, I can, I can. Huh okay,
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  Speaker 1: not bad, not bad at all. Are you good working
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  Speaker 1: out in the heat? Is that okay? Yeah? Yeah? At
• 27:52
  Speaker 1: this point, man, I'm I'm willing to take anything. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: I'm I'm cool with that. Okay, how long you've been
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  Speaker 1: out of work? Ah? Man? Somebody about a year and
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  Speaker 1: a half now, Okay, well, then we're gonna try to
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  Speaker 1: fix that for you. I know, uh what the way
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  Speaker 1: economy is, you know, I know how people can be
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  Speaker 1: out of work and not be able to find what
• 28:09
  Speaker 1: they're looking for. But I think we've got something upro alley.
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  Speaker 1: Now let me ask you this question. Are you good
• 28:14
  Speaker 1: working barefooted? Barefooted? Yeah? Without without shoes on it? All right? Well,
• 28:21
  Speaker 1: I mean I I get you the job in quieted,
• 28:25
  Speaker 1: then yeah, I can do that. Okay. Now we're gonna
• 28:29
  Speaker 1: start Monday morning right at sunrise, so we're talking about
• 28:32
  Speaker 1: five thirty six o'clock here. We're gonna need you, uh
• 28:36
  Speaker 1: to report to the field to actually get ready. Okay,
• 28:39
  Speaker 1: what kind of I mean what you're gonna be doing, William,
• 28:44
  Speaker 1: is you gonna What you're gonna be doing is actually
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  Speaker 1: picking cotton, and we want you to do it barefooted,
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  Speaker 1: and we we'd like for you to actually sing while
• 28:52
  Speaker 1: you're doing it. Well, you got a weekend and then,
• 28:57
  Speaker 1: are you serious? I'm that serious? To job pays uh
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  Speaker 1: ten bucks? An hour. You know we're gonna get you
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  Speaker 1: some good hours up a minute, man, I mean without
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  Speaker 1: this spect man, I mean that. I mean you're talking
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  Speaker 1: about picking cotton and bare feet and in ten dollars
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  Speaker 1: an hour. Man, I don't don't forget. I do need
• 29:19
  Speaker 1: your singing. It's gonna be a Do you know any
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  Speaker 1: Negro spirituals? No, I don't and I don't. I don't.
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  Speaker 1: I don't think. Uh, who's list again? Uh? Like I said,
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  Speaker 1: I'm Daniel. I wanted the employees here. I work at
• 29:34
  Speaker 1: employment agency. You know, I pulled up your file and
• 29:37
  Speaker 1: saw how long you've been out of work, and you know,
• 29:39
  Speaker 1: I've got something that I think you'll be perfect for. Okay,
• 29:42
  Speaker 1: but what I mean, what is this job really about?
• 29:46
  Speaker 1: I mean you're talking, you're talking about picking cotton. Well,
• 29:49
  Speaker 1: you know, basically, it's kind of like you're getting paid.
• 29:53
  Speaker 1: You know, the ten bucks an hour, you're probably gonna
• 29:55
  Speaker 1: get about ten hours in a day, so so you
• 29:57
  Speaker 1: know you're gonna make a hunter bucks a day. It's
• 29:59
  Speaker 1: it's it's a it's it's kind of like slavery, but
• 30:02
  Speaker 1: it's not. It's hold on, hold up, brother, hold up,
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  Speaker 1: uh man, I didn't sign on for nothing like this, man.
• 30:09
  Speaker 1: I mean, I'm I'm thinking you guys are supposed to
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  Speaker 1: be helping me with the up to day job. I mean,
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  Speaker 1: slavery don't even exist no more, man. I mean, I
• 30:17
  Speaker 1: mean we are going to pay you, you understand, but
• 30:21
  Speaker 1: we do want you barefooted telling me I gotta I
• 30:23
  Speaker 1: gotta sing and walk barefooted picking cotton, singing some slavery songs. Bro,
• 30:30
  Speaker 1: I don't do don'thing like that. Man, I'm voting Tuesday. Man,
• 30:33
  Speaker 1: this this that slavery is with Man, what then are
• 30:37
  Speaker 1: you talking about? I can't what what what did you say? Man?
• 30:39
  Speaker 1: I'm thinking that you guys are gonna be finding me
• 30:42
  Speaker 1: a job, a job, job, regardless of how you like it.
• 30:48
  Speaker 1: It's a job. Now. I need you to report morning
• 30:53
  Speaker 1: out in the field with no shoes and ready to sing. Man,
• 30:56
  Speaker 1: I am not reporting no damn where at five o'clock
• 30:59
  Speaker 1: and the more and at no damn field. Brother, I mean,
• 31:02
  Speaker 1: I don't know a lot of why you're even calling
• 31:05
  Speaker 1: me with this matter of fact. Matter of fact, you
• 31:08
  Speaker 1: know what, go ahead and send my dog because I
• 31:11
  Speaker 1: go over there and talk to these people in the beginning,
• 31:14
  Speaker 1: because y'all need to be reported, Like I said, five
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  Speaker 1: o'clock in the morning. Report you know what, if you
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  Speaker 1: can wear your shoes. Man, listen, buck, Buck, listen to me,
• 31:24
  Speaker 1: no not my name is Buck? A matter of fact?
• 31:27
  Speaker 1: What's your name? Because you know what? I will be
• 31:29
  Speaker 1: at this tomorrow just to meet your because this don't
• 31:32
  Speaker 1: make no sense. Man, You calling my phone talking about
• 31:36
  Speaker 1: some slavery work. Man, you must be out of your
• 31:39
  Speaker 1: mind talking to Are you looking for work? Are you're
• 31:42
  Speaker 1: not looking for work? Now? I'm not looking for that
• 31:44
  Speaker 1: kind of work, dude. I mean you're calling my phone
• 31:47
  Speaker 1: telling me about some flame works. You m a matter
• 31:52
  Speaker 1: of fact? What what is your name? What is your name?
• 31:54
  Speaker 1: You can kiss my okays, my don't want to go.
• 31:58
  Speaker 1: I'm not doing no type like that. Man. She can
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  Speaker 1: lose all my information. You're gonna get your black I mean,
• 32:05
  Speaker 1: hang on, you're gonna get your butt out there and
• 32:07
  Speaker 1: you're gonna do with you get my black? Well, you
• 32:10
  Speaker 1: know what. I will be there and put my down.
• 32:13
  Speaker 1: Can I can I say one more thing? What? What?
• 32:15
  Speaker 1: What the else you gotta say? Man? You didn't say
• 32:17
  Speaker 1: the mouthful already. I gotta say this. This is nephew
• 32:21
  Speaker 1: Tommy from Steve Harvey Morning Show. Your wife, Katrine have
• 32:24
  Speaker 1: gotten me to prank phone call you? What the who
• 32:32
  Speaker 1: will you? This is nephew Tommy Man from the Steve
• 32:34
  Speaker 1: Harvey Morning I can't believe she didn't this and like that, man,
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  Speaker 1: and and and she know I'm looking for Yeah, man,
• 32:42
  Speaker 1: I think you want to be saying that when the
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  Speaker 1: bill come in next month. He man, I'm fine for
• 32:48
  Speaker 1: eight I hunted and shifty pos. But when I'm ready
• 32:51
  Speaker 1: to getting your get all up in you. I mean,
• 32:55
  Speaker 1: and she know that that, I mean get high. I
• 33:04
  Speaker 1: got one more thing I gotta ask you, man, what
• 33:06
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• 33:13
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• 33:22
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• 33:24
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  Speaker 1: on President Trump, which will always be some latest Oh yeah,
• 33:53
  Speaker 1: ready for four years the latest new Trump mess. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: I'm afraid he's gonna exhaust it self. Yeah yeah, because
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  Speaker 1: he up too late tweet in the morning. Well, it
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  Speaker 1: it's all work out, Haley tweet when you get out there. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: the taxpayers a bunch. I thought he said he was
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  Speaker 1: on cutback on tweeting that. Well, yeah, well I addressed
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  Speaker 1: at no more petty bickery. M he but remember he
• 34:29
  Speaker 1: doesn't use words like we do. He made an honor
• 34:33
  Speaker 1: swaz now. Yeah, he's blaming him for the demise of Yeah, yeah,
• 34:46
  Speaker 1: for the demise of Celebrity Apprentice. Yeah. I didn't. Honestly though,
• 34:53
  Speaker 1: I didn't think Arnold was a good choice for that. Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: I didn't think it was baby. I didn't think it
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• 35:13
  Speaker 1: very much. Okay, this is Andrew for the new good boarding, guys,
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  Speaker 1: good boarding. President Trump has signed a new executive order
• 35:19
  Speaker 1: aimed at temporarily blocking both refugees and visitors from now
• 35:23
  Speaker 1: six instead of seven, mostly Muslim countries, Iraq was dropped
• 35:27
  Speaker 1: from the list. The new band only applies to future
• 35:30
  Speaker 1: visa applicants, which means that lawful permanent residents are exempt
• 35:34
  Speaker 1: and refugees from Syria are no longer banned. In definitely,
• 35:38
  Speaker 1: Trump's early orders were put on hold by a federal court.
• 35:40
  Speaker 1: You may remember, And although critics say the new version
• 35:43
  Speaker 1: of Trump's travel band is not really much different from
• 35:46
  Speaker 1: the first, Washington State Attorney General Bob Ferguson says the
• 35:49
  Speaker 1: White House has made some important changes. The President has
• 35:51
  Speaker 1: capitulated on numerous key provisions that we contested in court
• 35:56
  Speaker 1: about a month ago. So on those key revisions, this
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  Speaker 1: is a very significant victory for the people of state
• 36:03
  Speaker 1: of Washington. And Ferguson says he's going to decide later
• 36:06
  Speaker 1: this week if he's going to challenge that new order.
• 36:07
  Speaker 1: House Republicans has now unveiled their plan on how they
• 36:10
  Speaker 1: intend to repeal and replace the Affordable Care Act. It
• 36:13
  Speaker 1: would eliminate the requirement that all Americans obtain health care policies,
• 36:16
  Speaker 1: and low income Americans would be eligible for tax credits,
• 36:19
  Speaker 1: but there would be no longer subsidies. And here we go.
• 36:23
  Speaker 1: In his first Housing and Urban Development address, Secretary Ben
• 36:26
  Speaker 1: Carson's drawing outrage for comments that compared slavery to immigration.
• 36:30
  Speaker 1: What America is about a land of dreams and opportunity.
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  Speaker 1: There were other immigrants who came here in the bottom
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  Speaker 1: of slave ships, worked even longer, even harder, for less,
• 36:39
  Speaker 1: But they too had a dream that one day their sons, daughter,
• 36:43
  Speaker 1: his grandson's granddaughter's great grandsons might pursue prosperity and happiness
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  Speaker 1: in this land. And do you know, of all the
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  Speaker 1: nations in the world, the United States of America, it's
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  Speaker 1: the only one big enough and great enough to allow
• 37:01
  Speaker 1: all those people to realize their dream. Ben we work
• 37:06
  Speaker 1: for nothing, were kidnapped. Hello, I'm just saying, there's so
• 37:10
  Speaker 1: much reaction. Whoopie Goldberg's has been watch roots. Immigrants come
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  Speaker 1: here voluntarily. Can't say the same about slaves. Bernie's King,
• 37:17
  Speaker 1: the youngest daughter, Martin Luther King, says dangerous and her
• 37:20
  Speaker 1: responsible grossly to embellish that the slavery. Uh. Jamuel Jackson,
• 37:25
  Speaker 1: he cusses too much. I can't really read it. His remarks. Uh.
• 37:30
  Speaker 1: Chelsea Clinton says this can't be rio. Slaves were not
• 37:32
  Speaker 1: and are not immigrants able to renee their dream, not
• 37:36
  Speaker 1: to be kidnapped tortured, rape, force to mate, work for
• 37:39
  Speaker 1: another's gain, towards from family and culture. That was their dream.
• 37:42
  Speaker 1: And even the Anne Frank Center says we condemned remarks
• 37:45
  Speaker 1: of Ben Carson at slaves or immigrants. We say black
• 37:48
  Speaker 1: lives matter, and so should you just on the coast
• 37:53
  Speaker 1: of Africa. You know there's a better light on the
• 37:55
  Speaker 1: side of the wall. Get on that ship. We need
• 37:58
  Speaker 1: to just l up every and just just see by
• 38:01
  Speaker 1: the today I can friend. I mean, if you wanted
• 38:05
  Speaker 1: to say those people have fled the South, the torture
• 38:07
  Speaker 1: and the rape and murder and and the terrorism in
• 38:10
  Speaker 1: the South, that's like immigration. But this other stuff is
• 38:13
  Speaker 1: not well by the way, uh it is today Today
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  Speaker 1: is national speak up to be Heard day. So I
• 38:17
  Speaker 1: guess Ben took that opportunity. And it's alsho a national
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  Speaker 1: serial day. So I'll have some serial day and watch rooms,
• 38:24
  Speaker 1: read a book and I get back to now back
• 38:26
  Speaker 1: to Steve Harvey, watch thank you. Missing question. Here's the
• 38:32
  Speaker 1: question of the day. Have you ever had to end
• 38:35
  Speaker 1: a friendship call and tell us your worst friends story?
• 38:38
  Speaker 1: What did your friend do? How did it happen? Eight
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  Speaker 1: seven seven twenty nine. Steve Let's go to line six
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  Speaker 1: and talk to Ray out of New York. Yes, how
• 38:49
  Speaker 1: you're doing today? Hey? Ray? What's going on? What's the
• 38:51
  Speaker 1: worst friens? Your break up story? You got? Well? Can
• 38:56
  Speaker 1: I just say thank you God for everything? And I
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  Speaker 1: love the pict shot show beautiful job that I was
• 39:01
  Speaker 1: praying for you and that um after it happened. But
• 39:04
  Speaker 1: as far as my friendship, we grew a part of
• 39:07
  Speaker 1: this known jealousy many years and you start to see
• 39:12
  Speaker 1: your friends doing things that you you don't long to do.
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  Speaker 1: I will admit that they had to do with religion
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  Speaker 1: for me, and I don't fought them. I thought myself,
• 39:20
  Speaker 1: I want to be the bigger woman. Let's say I fought.
• 39:23
  Speaker 1: I fought myself because I take response to a fault.
• 39:27
  Speaker 1: But I kept responsibility all the friendship as well, because
• 39:31
  Speaker 1: I looked the mirror and sort of things that I
• 39:33
  Speaker 1: didn't like that I said, I gotta go, I gotta go.
• 39:38
  Speaker 1: So you broke it up. So you broke off the
• 39:41
  Speaker 1: friendship because you looked in the mirror. Well, you know,
• 39:44
  Speaker 1: you look at the mirror. You see where you're going
• 39:46
  Speaker 1: and what you're doing, and what you say what you're doing,
• 39:49
  Speaker 1: you don't like and you can't throw that on somebody's
• 39:53
  Speaker 1: over that's them like that, like that lady's letter, she
• 39:55
  Speaker 1: thought my old He said he wanted her to do
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  Speaker 1: a little sexual don't She don't want to do that
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  Speaker 1: the more, but you married him. You have to make
• 40:02
  Speaker 1: a decision as a grown process, a brown woman or
• 40:05
  Speaker 1: a man, and say, look, I can't do that no more.
• 40:08
  Speaker 1: I'm not going to do that no more because listen,
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  Speaker 1: you're not gonna stop me. You know, as you get
• 40:13
  Speaker 1: close to that top of that mountain, Like I tell people,
• 40:16
  Speaker 1: I don't want to go down the mountain to have
• 40:18
  Speaker 1: a whole bunch of baggers pulling me down. So you
• 40:21
  Speaker 1: have to make a decision, said, you know what, this
• 40:22
  Speaker 1: is not for me. You know it could be whatever relationship,
• 40:26
  Speaker 1: could be your family members too. You have to make
• 40:28
  Speaker 1: a decision that I can't handle it. I can't hang
• 40:30
  Speaker 1: with that no more. That's not for me. From this
• 40:36
  Speaker 1: phone call right here, you want me tell you what
• 40:37
  Speaker 1: y'all takeaway is what don't look in that mirror today
• 40:43
  Speaker 1: you grow apart from you all right, Ray, thank you,
• 40:48
  Speaker 1: thank you for the enlightenment. To Steve, I've got to
• 40:52
  Speaker 1: watch all you when you do these side experiences. Say
• 40:55
  Speaker 1: what now, I got the blood watch all you when
• 40:58
  Speaker 1: you do these side experisons with these kids? Oh the
• 41:01
  Speaker 1: side experiment she's talking about little with the scientists. All right, ray,
• 41:08
  Speaker 1: Yeah that that went crazy for real? Yeah? Yeah, all right,
• 41:12
  Speaker 1: we'll be back with a butterfly. He's up next with
• 41:15
  Speaker 1: this butterfly blog. You're listening, Steve Harvey. All right, y'all,
• 41:24
  Speaker 1: coming up next the butterflies. Hill Um, I don't yesterday
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  Speaker 1: down on what he was talking about with Tommy and
• 41:33
  Speaker 1: the two. I don't know what are you gonna do now?
• 41:35
  Speaker 1: The blog? You know what it was? Can I say
• 41:37
  Speaker 1: this dog? The date that Tommy did Tommy Jesus, the
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  Speaker 1: date that I did wasn't one of these Jesus Christ, wasn't,
• 41:47
  Speaker 1: are you exactly? It wasn't one of the tour dates.
• 41:51
  Speaker 1: It wasn't. It was a date that was already booked.
• 41:53
  Speaker 1: So that's that's what they looked confused. Was No, that's
• 41:56
  Speaker 1: not it. That wasn't it at all to dates or
• 41:59
  Speaker 1: book you booked on the date? Yeah, I booked that thing.
• 42:04
  Speaker 1: But I'm through teaching this lesson, so let's just move
• 42:07
  Speaker 1: on and stop bringing it up. For I have to file.
• 42:11
  Speaker 1: Who you think the phone Tommy Eugene is next? Ain't
• 42:20
  Speaker 1: that Sevil? Good morning everyone, Steven, Timmy Slee every yeah, Steven.
• 42:29
  Speaker 1: Next time you get up, climb up out Tommy here.
• 42:31
  Speaker 1: You need to tell Tommy. You know he's gonna quit,
• 42:34
  Speaker 1: you know, when he getting mad, he's gonna quit calling
• 42:35
  Speaker 1: me Steven. What he's gonna do. Climb up out of
• 42:38
  Speaker 1: Tommy's tell him that because he loses respect for me
• 42:43
  Speaker 1: when he get mad. Tommy, you need to respect your
• 42:46
  Speaker 1: uncle at all times. He is your uncle, all right.
• 42:50
  Speaker 1: I'm not being I'm not being disrespectful to him, just
• 42:53
  Speaker 1: I just trying to explain something him and he raised
• 42:55
  Speaker 1: his voice. And why can't you too get allowed on
• 43:00
  Speaker 1: dating little Tommy days? What's the problem with you all?
• 43:03
  Speaker 1: Why can't you get aloud what you think? I don't
• 43:09
  Speaker 1: know what it is. It just seems that's, like I said,
• 43:11
  Speaker 1: a bit of tension when you get to talking and things,
• 43:14
  Speaker 1: I don't go away all They didn't sing against It's
• 43:20
  Speaker 1: just like you. Tommy wants you to respect him, just
• 43:23
  Speaker 1: like Steve wants Tommy to respect him. It's kind of
• 43:26
  Speaker 1: the same thing. And when we when we when we
• 43:28
  Speaker 1: bought all the way down to it. Who's the problem
• 43:31
  Speaker 1: in in every situation? Thank you because it's not me.
• 43:39
  Speaker 1: Let me say this. Um, we're back on schedule, Jr.
• 43:44
  Speaker 1: What's up? Are you excited? What's your brother? Well, you
• 43:48
  Speaker 1: know we're back together again. Mark seventeen. We're gonna be
• 43:52
  Speaker 1: in New Orleans at the U n Ou Lakefront Arena,
• 43:56
  Speaker 1: Me and Junior. Anyway, it's seven five comedy. That's on
• 43:59
  Speaker 1: the seven teenth. Up, Like that's Friday Night on the eighteenth.
• 44:01
  Speaker 1: We're gonna be um at the Singer Theater in Mobile, Alabama. Hey,
• 44:06
  Speaker 1: so that's the seventeenth and eighteen Southern Friday Comedy starring
• 44:10
  Speaker 1: Um Um, Junior and Eugene and Twine Parkerson and Tommy
• 44:16
  Speaker 1: Tommy that. But then you just hear he's a problem. Oh,
• 44:22
  Speaker 1: Tommy's the problem. I'll tell you what, Jane. Let me
• 44:25
  Speaker 1: tell you like this, If you don't put Tommy name
• 44:26
  Speaker 1: and then we ain't got no show. Oh is that
• 44:31
  Speaker 1: a problem? We gotta let me ask you something. Do
• 44:37
  Speaker 1: you do you think I could host the show and
• 44:38
  Speaker 1: we're not ever not even us Tommy, No, because I
• 44:41
  Speaker 1: don't want it's overwhelming. Julie, what you should see these
• 44:46
  Speaker 1: off this call. Yeah I had to. I mean, you
• 44:51
  Speaker 1: just walk up to Jane. But what is that, Eagle?
• 44:54
  Speaker 1: What kind of feels easy? I thought you like what
• 44:57
  Speaker 1: I wear on stage? No, man, don't about it. Like
• 45:00
  Speaker 1: somebody told me you look like a light skins see low,
• 45:07
  Speaker 1: damn see low? Why would you see faith? Yeah? Anyway,
• 45:15
  Speaker 1: I'm not gonna I'm not gonna buy into it because
• 45:17
  Speaker 1: you're not wat for my second year almost made me mad.
• 45:20
  Speaker 1: Um New Orleans, you and out like Front Arena March
• 45:23
  Speaker 1: seventeen and then on March eighteenth, Saturday Night, UM Singer
• 45:27
  Speaker 1: Theater at Mobile, Alabama. Eugene will be there and get
• 45:30
  Speaker 1: your tickets you want to see me? Um Southern frid
• 45:34
  Speaker 1: Comedy Junior is gonna be there and that's you know, Timmy,
• 45:37
  Speaker 1: You'll be there. But anyway, just get your tickets. Love
• 45:39
  Speaker 1: you all, man, it's just a blog commercial. What is this?
• 45:44
  Speaker 1: That's what I wanted to bab Oh all right on
• 45:49
  Speaker 1: y'all show. Now you know that that ain't that ain't
• 45:52
  Speaker 1: always got to be there for Damn you're listening. Steve
• 45:59
  Speaker 1: Hardy Morning Show. Hey y'all we're back. Have you ever
• 46:03
  Speaker 1: had to end a friendship. It's what we'll be talking
• 46:06
  Speaker 1: about and what what caused the end of your friendship?
• 46:11
  Speaker 1: I don't This is very sad. I hate to see
• 46:14
  Speaker 1: friendships in but you know, I've I've had to end
• 46:18
  Speaker 1: something in my life. There's a question of the day.
• 46:29
  Speaker 1: Have you ever had to end a friendship? Line to Eric? Hey? Eric,
• 46:34
  Speaker 1: what's going on? Man? All right, how y'all doing this morning?
• 46:38
  Speaker 1: We're doing good? Eric? Man? What what? What? What? Have
• 46:41
  Speaker 1: you lost? Your friend? Man? That kind of bothered you
• 46:43
  Speaker 1: about the way it ended. Now, I'm gonna tell you
• 46:46
  Speaker 1: what happened. Uh, My neighbor crossed the street from me.
• 46:50
  Speaker 1: Be married, I'm married, I kids, I'm gone. My wife
• 46:54
  Speaker 1: worked home. He calls for some on a holler and
• 46:58
  Speaker 1: my wife try to get out of that. So my
• 47:01
  Speaker 1: wife tells me what happened. And about a week later,
• 47:05
  Speaker 1: because he worked that night, I worked during the day
• 47:07
  Speaker 1: a lot of times tisted stuff. So I caught him
• 47:11
  Speaker 1: in the street one day and I confronted him about it,
• 47:14
  Speaker 1: but my kids was outside. I couldn't really lay hands
• 47:18
  Speaker 1: on him like I wanted to. So, long story short,
• 47:22
  Speaker 1: A couple of weeks go by and last night I
• 47:24
  Speaker 1: was sitting on the park I had to watch the kids.
• 47:26
  Speaker 1: Was bad. I sat on the board and I'm looking
• 47:28
  Speaker 1: at him home having a couple of drinks and yeah, yeah, yeah,
• 47:33
  Speaker 1: I know where that will come on. But I just
• 47:35
  Speaker 1: pull on my parking nine pm and I just went
• 47:38
  Speaker 1: to popping tires on both his truth and his daughter's tires.
• 47:41
  Speaker 1: So that's what caller, dude, what you did? What dog?
• 47:49
  Speaker 1: I had a couple of drinks on my poort and
• 47:51
  Speaker 1: thought about it. I had a couple of drinks. I
• 47:54
  Speaker 1: just want to pull my pocket night Pom, and I
• 47:56
  Speaker 1: just popped the times on bocus Tuk and his daughters.
• 48:01
  Speaker 1: Why the daughter, though, man, Why baby girl ain't done nothing?
• 48:06
  Speaker 1: Why why we do the daughter's vehicle? The moment hated
• 48:11
  Speaker 1: the moment he was. He didn't he didn't even confront
• 48:16
  Speaker 1: the game. I confront him about it. I said, I
• 48:19
  Speaker 1: couldn't lay hands on the man like I wanted to
• 48:21
  Speaker 1: my kids about my player. At the time, I thought
• 48:25
  Speaker 1: to him, yeah, see these a neighborly dispute, y'all gotta
• 48:28
  Speaker 1: handle it them. You can't just gold and just beat
• 48:31
  Speaker 1: this man. Man. But Jil he got kids, you know,
• 48:39
  Speaker 1: But his car gonna get done next you know, I'm
• 48:42
  Speaker 1: it's gonna go on and on. You don't know me, o,
• 48:47
  Speaker 1: man flee that man? No, that was you. Come what
• 48:51
  Speaker 1: y'all don't have all y'all don't had your confrontation in
• 48:54
  Speaker 1: the middle of the street. You don't think he knows
• 48:55
  Speaker 1: that's you? Well that the confrontation was a few weeks though,
• 49:00
  Speaker 1: so I said. I was sitt up there and I
• 49:01
  Speaker 1: was just like, man, I really wanted hands on the man.
• 49:04
  Speaker 1: I couldn't, I said the time, and ain't never right.
• 49:08
  Speaker 1: I can't never kid somebody himself. And it just got
• 49:11
  Speaker 1: to me last night. Yeah, how all are you? Man?
• 49:15
  Speaker 1: I'm forty. You're too old for there? Dog? Are you
• 49:22
  Speaker 1: too old? Dog? Yeah? Dog, No, you're too old. That's him.
• 49:31
  Speaker 1: I gave to you. You're too old for this. Slow
• 49:38
  Speaker 1: to go to jail. I ain't slow on the proper
• 49:40
  Speaker 1: tide though, I don't showing him right there. My wife, see,
• 49:53
  Speaker 1: I got to see you. I got I'd rather go
• 49:56
  Speaker 1: talk to the dude. I knew what if you're going.
• 50:02
  Speaker 1: I said, he's sitting on that porch and had to
• 50:04
  Speaker 1: come up right. He went off the street. Dang dong
• 50:07
  Speaker 1: avon call it not say something else to my wife.
• 50:12
  Speaker 1: My thanks for calling. Man. Y'all keep those calls coming.
• 50:19
  Speaker 1: We come back after the breaking four day after our time,
• 50:21
  Speaker 1: I got a prank phone call. Yo, you know it.
• 50:24
  Speaker 1: You're listening, Steve. Forty eight minutes after the hour, coming
• 50:32
  Speaker 1: up at the top of the hour, we got the
• 50:33
  Speaker 1: strawberry letter. But food what you got? Alright? Uh? Just
• 50:38
  Speaker 1: something right here? Is uh the preacher's wife. Ye, somebody's wife.
• 50:43
  Speaker 1: Though you ever learned you're gonna keep I can't call
• 50:50
  Speaker 1: the preacher's wife. Okay, no, you can't. For what wife?
• 50:55
  Speaker 1: You always called somebody wife. That's where the funny it.
• 51:00
  Speaker 1: All right, let's go scared for you for real. Man. Hello, Hello,
• 51:11
  Speaker 1: I'm trying to reach your sister Angela. Sister Angela, please,
• 51:16
  Speaker 1: how you doing. My name is Brother Clayton. I'm calling
• 51:19
  Speaker 1: you from a Greater Baptist Church. How are you doing
• 51:21
  Speaker 1: this morning? I'm fine, I'm fine. Yeah, listen, I know
• 51:27
  Speaker 1: that your husband, Reverend Reverend Jonathan, is actually one of
• 51:32
  Speaker 1: the candidates that we may be choosing to be our
• 51:34
  Speaker 1: pastor since our past pastor has stepped down. Yes, yes, yes,
• 51:39
  Speaker 1: I'm I'm very proud of my husband. I think you'll
• 51:42
  Speaker 1: make a very good candidate. As a matter of fact,
• 51:44
  Speaker 1: here at the church, we've been asking a lot of
• 51:46
  Speaker 1: the deacons and and and assistant Uh ministers here have
• 51:51
  Speaker 1: been asking different questions, different things that they would be
• 51:54
  Speaker 1: doing once they became pastor, you know, like your first
• 51:57
  Speaker 1: one hundred days. What would you try and change ain't
• 52:00
  Speaker 1: here at the church, or try and make better? So
• 52:02
  Speaker 1: to speak? Yet, But but what my husband he's not
• 52:04
  Speaker 1: here right now? Did you need to speak to him? No,
• 52:06
  Speaker 1: not right now? What what we decided to do? Uh?
• 52:09
  Speaker 1: Since Angela is actually called the wives and asked them
• 52:14
  Speaker 1: a few questions. Okay, that's a little different, and we
• 52:18
  Speaker 1: don't we don't want to take up too much of
• 52:19
  Speaker 1: your time. You know. A lot of times, Uh, if
• 52:22
  Speaker 1: a pastor is stressed at home, nine times out of ten,
• 52:27
  Speaker 1: he's likely to be stressed at the church. So I
• 52:31
  Speaker 1: guess my, my, my biggest question to you is is
• 52:35
  Speaker 1: your husband stressed at home? Uh? No, not that I
• 52:40
  Speaker 1: know of. He eats regularly, he's on a good diet,
• 52:44
  Speaker 1: you know, go to the doctor Regularly's just physical, Um,
• 52:49
  Speaker 1: pretty good at home. I don't have a reason to
• 52:51
  Speaker 1: believe that he's stressed. He certainly hasn't brought anything to
• 52:54
  Speaker 1: my attention. Okay, No, I don't, I don't. I don't,
• 52:57
  Speaker 1: I don't, I don't. I don't think you follow me, Andrew.
• 53:01
  Speaker 1: What I'm saying is he's stressed behind closed doors? Is
• 53:06
  Speaker 1: he stressed in that fashion? Um, I'm not. I'm not
• 53:12
  Speaker 1: too sure I follow you. You say behind closed to
• 53:14
  Speaker 1: what exactly what you mean by that is he? Is
• 53:17
  Speaker 1: he stressed in y'all's relations Is he stressed? Are you
• 53:25
  Speaker 1: asking me about my personal business? Providence? Well, what I'm
• 53:28
  Speaker 1: saying is if he's stressed at home, he'll be stressed
• 53:31
  Speaker 1: at the church. And if he's stressed at the church,
• 53:33
  Speaker 1: then the members are stressed. Then the congregation is stressed.
• 53:37
  Speaker 1: So the stress start with you. Excuse me. If you
• 53:41
  Speaker 1: are making sure that he's all right at home, he's
• 53:44
  Speaker 1: gonna be all right at the church. I'm sorry, brother.
• 53:48
  Speaker 1: What was your name? Brother Clayton? Brother Clayton. I appreciate you,
• 53:52
  Speaker 1: um conducting whatever interviews you guys need to conduct with
• 53:56
  Speaker 1: the candidates. Wise, I do think that's pretty much personal territory,
• 54:00
  Speaker 1: and I really don't want to answer those kind of questions.
• 54:02
  Speaker 1: It's not personal since the Angela Win is so many
• 54:06
  Speaker 1: other people involved. See, that's why I'm asking you the question,
• 54:09
  Speaker 1: is your man stressed behind? I could assure you, yes,
• 54:14
  Speaker 1: that my husband is not stressed at home. If I
• 54:17
  Speaker 1: get your drift, he is not stressed behind closed doors, brother,
• 54:21
  Speaker 1: and I would appreciate you if you don't call. What
• 54:24
  Speaker 1: these kind of questions are you asking other candidates? Why
• 54:26
  Speaker 1: these kind of questions? Well, I was the one UH
• 54:30
  Speaker 1: dedicated to call to give you a call, and that's
• 54:32
  Speaker 1: the question that I decided to come up with because
• 54:34
  Speaker 1: I want to know if a man is gonna be stressed,
• 54:36
  Speaker 1: because if he's gonna have tension at at the church,
• 54:39
  Speaker 1: then then the congregation is going to have tension. The
• 54:42
  Speaker 1: church is gonna have tension, and the church cannot move
• 54:44
  Speaker 1: forward in the direction on with. My husband and I
• 54:47
  Speaker 1: have been married twenty to five years and they've been
• 54:50
  Speaker 1: twenty five good years. If you get my drift, okay,
• 54:54
  Speaker 1: he is not stressed at home, and whatever goes on
• 54:57
  Speaker 1: at home, my husband has sense enough not to take
• 54:59
  Speaker 1: it to the church. That is not something he's gonna do.
• 55:01
  Speaker 1: So you don't see that about anybody else being stressed
• 55:04
  Speaker 1: at the congregation in the pulpit nowhere. Okay, we ask
• 55:08
  Speaker 1: together at home, and I appreciate if you don't ask
• 55:10
  Speaker 1: me those kind of questions. But sometimes, but sometimes a
• 55:15
  Speaker 1: woman does not realize that that a husband is stressed.
• 55:18
  Speaker 1: You understand that there's a possible way that you don't
• 55:21
  Speaker 1: know that he's stressed. So how can you get let
• 55:24
  Speaker 1: me get your phone a matter of fact, let me
• 55:25
  Speaker 1: get your full name. What's your first name? Let's just
• 55:28
  Speaker 1: go with brother Clayton right now? Could you please answer
• 55:30
  Speaker 1: this question? How can you guarantee that he is fully
• 55:34
  Speaker 1: not stressed? Brother Clayton calling the lord real quick hold on,
• 55:40
  Speaker 1: Brother Clayton. I'm an honorable woman. I'm a woman who
• 55:43
  Speaker 1: stands by my man. Okay, but you are asking me
• 55:47
  Speaker 1: some questions that's very personal, very private, very confidential. You
• 55:52
  Speaker 1: are asking me questions that that that a question is
• 55:55
  Speaker 1: the safety of my marriage. Okay. My husband is not stressed,
• 56:01
  Speaker 1: and I don't send him away from my home stressed. Okay,
• 56:07
  Speaker 1: how do you know? But what are you doing to
• 56:10
  Speaker 1: make sure that this is less stress? Clayton, I'm about
• 56:13
  Speaker 1: to end this phone call. Okay, now, if you know,
• 56:16
  Speaker 1: we're not gonna end this phone call until that we
• 56:19
  Speaker 1: know we I need to know that Reverend Jonathan is
• 56:22
  Speaker 1: not stressed at home. They put they assigned me to
• 56:25
  Speaker 1: talk to you, and that's what I'm going to do,
• 56:27
  Speaker 1: and I'm gonna leave. He is not stressed. I don't
• 56:29
  Speaker 1: know who told you that the man is not stressed
• 56:31
  Speaker 1: if he had to stress around you, I bet you.
• 56:35
  Speaker 1: I bet you he's stressed because you're stressing me right
• 56:37
  Speaker 1: now now, we're both stressed out. How can we understand
• 56:40
  Speaker 1: that that man is not stressed. That's the end of
• 56:42
  Speaker 1: this conversation. Do you understand me? Give me your full
• 56:45
  Speaker 1: name right now, give me some intimate details, and then
• 56:48
  Speaker 1: I'll give you my cross the line. You don't wait
• 56:51
  Speaker 1: till my husband gets here. If this is gonna cost
• 56:53
  Speaker 1: him a candadcy, does this so be? We'll find another chunch.
• 56:56
  Speaker 1: I'd have some choice words for you right now. For Clayton,
• 57:00
  Speaker 1: I will give you my name right now. Do you
• 57:02
  Speaker 1: have a pen? Yes, I'm gonna writer right now. The
• 57:05
  Speaker 1: letter N N is in nancy E N E p
• 57:14
  Speaker 1: h E W. Is that nephew? Your name is nephew Clayton.
• 57:20
  Speaker 1: My name ain't nephew Clayton. My name is nephew Tommy
• 57:22
  Speaker 1: from the Steve Harvey Morning Show. You just got pranked
• 57:25
  Speaker 1: by your husband, Reverend Jonathan. You said, this is nephew Tommy.
• 57:36
  Speaker 1: This is from the Steve Harvey Morning It's your Your
• 57:41
  Speaker 1: husband got me to prank phone call you. Oh lord,
• 57:45
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna kill it. I don't need that. Oh dressed
• 57:50
  Speaker 1: me sent me this morning. I can't believe I let
• 57:55
  Speaker 1: you know planks before. Oh my God, tell me. I
• 58:01
  Speaker 1: will tell you if this was five years ago. Brother,
• 58:05
  Speaker 1: I cussed up a storm. I'm so glad. I'm a
• 58:09
  Speaker 1: safe woman. Well, listen, listen. Can I ask you one
• 58:14
  Speaker 1: more thing? What is the baddest radio show in the
• 58:18
  Speaker 1: last The Steve Harvey Morning Show. You're listening to the
• 58:24
  Speaker 1: Steve Harvey Morning Show. Buck love and hold on tight, y'all.
• 58:30
  Speaker 1: It's that time, strong subject. Should I give up on
• 58:35
  Speaker 1: my best friend? Just Stephen Shirley. I have been best
• 58:39
  Speaker 1: friends with someone for eighteen years. This relationship was strictly
• 58:44
  Speaker 1: platonic for the this period until I finally gave in
• 58:48
  Speaker 1: year nineteen to become more than just friends. After two
• 58:52
  Speaker 1: years of this, I realized that there will be no
• 58:55
  Speaker 1: commitment on his part, so I went ahead and explained
• 58:57
  Speaker 1: to him that I cannot continue with this relation and
• 59:00
  Speaker 1: ship and I need some kind of commitment, even though
• 59:02
  Speaker 1: he claims that he has been with no one else.
• 59:05
  Speaker 1: I thought, after all these years of being friends, we
• 59:07
  Speaker 1: would have at least been engaged by this time. Since
• 59:10
  Speaker 1: I broke off the intimate relationship, he keeps calling me
• 59:13
  Speaker 1: and wants to be intimate, wants me to be intimate
• 59:16
  Speaker 1: with him, to which I promptly hang up and ignore him.
• 59:21
  Speaker 1: I guess he did not get it or understand what
• 59:23
  Speaker 1: I said to him. The issue is this, Should I
• 59:26
  Speaker 1: just give up on being friends with this man who
• 59:29
  Speaker 1: has been my best friend for so long, or try
• 59:31
  Speaker 1: to reason with him to get him to understand me.
• 59:34
  Speaker 1: P S. I am a woman, you thought all right? Uh?
• 59:41
  Speaker 1: Dear my sister, you know all this stuff really should
• 59:43
  Speaker 1: be discussed and worked out if you guys are friends
• 59:46
  Speaker 1: before you crossed that line. You know, Um, you guys
• 59:51
  Speaker 1: have been friends for eighteen years and on the nineteenth
• 59:53
  Speaker 1: you decide to to to give in to him. But
• 59:56
  Speaker 1: what do you guys talk about in those eighteen years?
• 59:59
  Speaker 1: I mean, after you do something like this, then you
• 1:00:01
  Speaker 1: really get to see how close you guys are as friends. Uh,
• 1:00:04
  Speaker 1: now you're friends with benefits. Uh. He obviously, you know,
• 1:00:08
  Speaker 1: was saying whatever to you just to get you in
• 1:00:10
  Speaker 1: bed at the time, and he still wants to do that.
• 1:00:13
  Speaker 1: You know. I do applaud you though, forgetting it finally
• 1:00:17
  Speaker 1: and realizing that there is no commitment here. Uh, it's
• 1:00:21
  Speaker 1: just you know, a sexual relationship between you two. Um.
• 1:00:25
  Speaker 1: I don't know what happened to the friendship. Looks like
• 1:00:27
  Speaker 1: it just went out the door. I mean, you can
• 1:00:29
  Speaker 1: try to be friends with this guy if you want to,
• 1:00:31
  Speaker 1: but I don't think it's gonna work. I think you
• 1:00:33
  Speaker 1: crossed the line and you kind of messed it up,
• 1:00:34
  Speaker 1: and now he's only interested in, um, you know, being
• 1:00:37
  Speaker 1: your bed partner. So I mean, if I were you,
• 1:00:41
  Speaker 1: I just leave it alone. You know, maybe down the
• 1:00:43
  Speaker 1: road sometimes you guys can be friends again, just platonic
• 1:00:46
  Speaker 1: friends again. But right now, no, Steve Bomb, I kind
• 1:00:53
  Speaker 1: of have to disagree with you on this one, Shirley,
• 1:00:57
  Speaker 1: just because of a couple of things in this letter.
• 1:01:02
  Speaker 1: And then I have a little inside track on how
• 1:01:05
  Speaker 1: men think. You. Remember the other day I said that
• 1:01:08
  Speaker 1: wants me and think of you in terms of just
• 1:01:11
  Speaker 1: for sex. They normally don't graduate you to the next level.
• 1:01:15
  Speaker 1: Remember said that? Okay, all right, let's keep that in man. Okay,
• 1:01:19
  Speaker 1: now here's a deal. Uh. This woman says she's been
• 1:01:23
  Speaker 1: best friends with someone for eighteen years strictly plutonic, until
• 1:01:32
  Speaker 1: I finally gave in in year number nineteen. That's the
• 1:01:37
  Speaker 1: key to this whole letter. I finally gave in year nineteen.
• 1:01:44
  Speaker 1: What you means eighteen years this man been tapping at
• 1:01:49
  Speaker 1: her little pick here, a little pick there, little hey, hey,
• 1:01:54
  Speaker 1: what's having you know, just keeping on that string, talking
• 1:01:57
  Speaker 1: as friends. And they probably formed a really good friendship
• 1:02:01
  Speaker 1: over that time because there was nothing more to it.
• 1:02:05
  Speaker 1: But he just kept on. This got him put eighteen
• 1:02:09
  Speaker 1: years of pecking in, just pecking at him, to finally
• 1:02:13
  Speaker 1: the egg cracked open. Here's the only mistake that was made.
• 1:02:19
  Speaker 1: And I've said it a thousand times, you cracked open.
• 1:02:23
  Speaker 1: And like Shirley said, this is the part I agree.
• 1:02:25
  Speaker 1: Y'all been talking for eighteen years. You didn't discuss this
• 1:02:30
  Speaker 1: at all. For eighteen years, You of anybody, could have
• 1:02:34
  Speaker 1: gotten it right. Hell, you're way beyond the ninety day rule.
• 1:02:40
  Speaker 1: You were you in the eight you had time to
• 1:02:43
  Speaker 1: figure out everything. But guess what, there's too many holes
• 1:02:46
  Speaker 1: in this letter and stuff you'd act like you don't
• 1:02:50
  Speaker 1: know nothing about. You finally gave in and year nineteen
• 1:02:53
  Speaker 1: to become more than friends. After two years of this,
• 1:02:58
  Speaker 1: I realized that that would be no commitment. It took
• 1:03:01
  Speaker 1: you two years to figure out that would be no commitment. Well,
• 1:03:05
  Speaker 1: in the two years of sleeping with him? Was a
• 1:03:08
  Speaker 1: commitment of requirement? Or did you just foolishly set yourself
• 1:03:14
  Speaker 1: out there after eighteen years of talking and just put
• 1:03:17
  Speaker 1: yourself out there sexually and no commitment after eighteen years
• 1:03:22
  Speaker 1: of talking to this guy? Come on, this should have
• 1:03:26
  Speaker 1: been nothing but a commitment from you for this to
• 1:03:29
  Speaker 1: even move to the next level. Hell, you become best friends?
• 1:03:32
  Speaker 1: I really. I hear people say it all the time.
• 1:03:35
  Speaker 1: It's better to become friends with the person then lovers.
• 1:03:37
  Speaker 1: I hear that all the time. First, well, okay, now
• 1:03:41
  Speaker 1: what has happened here to that little saying that people have.
• 1:03:45
  Speaker 1: If you don't set your standards and requirements up in
• 1:03:47
  Speaker 1: the beginning, you can flip it around. I'll show you
• 1:03:50
  Speaker 1: how to do it when we come back. But you
• 1:03:52
  Speaker 1: could flip it around. But now when you realize that
• 1:03:55
  Speaker 1: there was no commitment on his part. Then you explain
• 1:03:58
  Speaker 1: to him you can't continue to relationship and you need
• 1:04:01
  Speaker 1: some kind of commitment after two years, then you say
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  Speaker 1: this even though he claims that he has been with
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  Speaker 1: no one else. I thought, after all those years of
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  Speaker 1: being friends, we could at least have been engaged by
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  Speaker 1: this time. You thought you could be engaged. You did
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  Speaker 1: not require that you be engaged. And guess what, let
• 1:04:24
  Speaker 1: me ask you a question. A man tells you that
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  Speaker 1: he's been with no one else, you can't possibly be
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  Speaker 1: talking about eighteen years. You're talking about the two years
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  Speaker 1: that y'all been seeing each other, which could be true.
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  Speaker 1: I know you're not talking about the eight team, okay,
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  Speaker 1: and it could be very true that he's been with
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  Speaker 1: no one else. But you thought after all those years
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  Speaker 1: that we would at least been engaged by now, that's
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  Speaker 1: what you thought. That was never a requirement in the beginning.
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  Speaker 1: But see, guess what, it's really not too late for
• 1:04:59
  Speaker 1: you or any body else that finds themselves in the
• 1:05:01
  Speaker 1: situation like that. I will tell you something that you
• 1:05:04
  Speaker 1: can attempt to do when we come back, and it'll work.
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  Speaker 1: If he's feeling you and loving you now, if he's
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  Speaker 1: not loving you. This response that I'm gonna give you
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  Speaker 1: when I come back will not work. But you can
• 1:05:17
  Speaker 1: do a lithmus test. Is that the word lithmus? Litmus?
• 1:05:21
  Speaker 1: You can do a litmus test. We're gonna do an
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  Speaker 1: early pregnancy test when we come back, find out if
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  Speaker 1: you're pregnant if this guy's emotions are not. You're listening,
• 1:05:34
  Speaker 1: Steve Hight, We're back. Listen. Oh, I got part to
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  Speaker 1: of this letter now that I care but or you.
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  Speaker 1: But we're right after this back to the should give
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  Speaker 1: up my best friend? Um. First of all, this woman
• 1:05:56
  Speaker 1: was in a plutonic relationship with this man for eighteen
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  Speaker 1: years and then year a team, she says in the letter,
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  Speaker 1: until I finally gave in year nineteen. Became more than friends.
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  Speaker 1: But after two years she realized that there's gonna be
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  Speaker 1: no commitment on his part. So I explained to him
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  Speaker 1: that I cannot continue with this relationship. I need some
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  Speaker 1: kind of commitment, even though he claims he's been with
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  Speaker 1: no one else all those years of being friends. Uh.
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  Speaker 1: We she figured after all of this, She figured, all
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  Speaker 1: those years of being friends, that we would at least
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  Speaker 1: have been engaged by now I've reminded her that if
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  Speaker 1: you do not make the engagement a requirement. See, men,
• 1:06:33
  Speaker 1: let me let me share something with you. All women
• 1:06:36
  Speaker 1: have a dream of getting married one day. Most women,
• 1:06:40
  Speaker 1: not all, but most. Most women dream of their wedding day.
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  Speaker 1: They prepare for it from the times their kids. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: a man does not dream of his wedding day. A
• 1:06:50
  Speaker 1: man only dreams of the woman of his dreams. Do
• 1:06:54
  Speaker 1: you understand me? So, see if we can get the
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  Speaker 1: woman of our dreams without the wedding day. Hey, we cool?
• 1:07:04
  Speaker 1: Get that through your head. Were cool? If you can
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  Speaker 1: help us with our dreams, support us, give us that sweet,
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  Speaker 1: sweet loving you giving us, you know, help us with
• 1:07:14
  Speaker 1: the bills, give us some kids. Were cool? We have
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  Speaker 1: the woman of our dreams. Don't have to. We don't
• 1:07:22
  Speaker 1: have to. It's no, no, no, no no. I'm just saying.
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  Speaker 1: No man dreams of his wedding day. The wedding day
• 1:07:29
  Speaker 1: is usually the dream of a woman. Understand what I'm saying. Now.
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  Speaker 1: There are plenty of men who will ask you to
• 1:07:35
  Speaker 1: marry them, but these are usually men who know that
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  Speaker 1: that's a requirement of yours. Why do you think so
• 1:07:41
  Speaker 1: many people are just living together that men didn't, but
• 1:07:48
  Speaker 1: I didn't. Look. They've got bridle shops, they got bridle magazines,
• 1:07:52
  Speaker 1: wedding planners, guys. Guys have a tuxedo shop. And when
• 1:07:56
  Speaker 1: we get through with the tucks, we take it back.
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  Speaker 1: Come on, now, women keep their dressing storage for years.
• 1:08:02
  Speaker 1: Pick out the veiled, what color flutes, what the invitation
• 1:08:05
  Speaker 1: is gonna look like? God, don't give damn by none
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  Speaker 1: of that. We just want the girl. The day is
• 1:08:10
  Speaker 1: your day. If you don't make your day a priority,
• 1:08:13
  Speaker 1: then it's not a priority in our hearts. We just
• 1:08:16
  Speaker 1: won't you. And if we can get you without all that,
• 1:08:19
  Speaker 1: then we'll do it. But if we know that that's
• 1:08:21
  Speaker 1: a requirement to have you, then bam, that's how we
• 1:08:24
  Speaker 1: do it. So if you're the relationship and it's been
• 1:08:25
  Speaker 1: going on for a while and you want to change
• 1:08:27
  Speaker 1: the game, then you have to change the requirements to
• 1:08:30
  Speaker 1: play the game. And if a god loves you and
• 1:08:33
  Speaker 1: wants to continue to play the game, then he'll give
• 1:08:35
  Speaker 1: you what you want. You have got to get what
• 1:08:38
  Speaker 1: you want. So you're saying there's a chance for her
• 1:08:41
  Speaker 1: to be with this guy, that's what you're absolutely, absolutely
• 1:08:45
  Speaker 1: there is a chance but it has to be a requirement.
• 1:08:48
  Speaker 1: But see, guess what, he keeps calling back asking for
• 1:08:51
  Speaker 1: the sex. But if she go back and just have
• 1:08:54
  Speaker 1: it without the requirement, being man, she's doing. She's taking
• 1:08:57
  Speaker 1: the right step. She just gotta stay to it. She's
• 1:09:00
  Speaker 1: taking the right step. She just had to stay to
• 1:09:02
  Speaker 1: it and set this guy down because they gotta be
• 1:09:04
  Speaker 1: of some age about right about now. You know, they've
• 1:09:08
  Speaker 1: got to be a little bit older than So make
• 1:09:12
  Speaker 1: your move and hold to it. And if he's loving you,
• 1:09:15
  Speaker 1: he'll do it. If he don't love you, he's not
• 1:09:18
  Speaker 1: gonna do it. There was no mention of loving. The
• 1:09:20
  Speaker 1: letters love each other, but they're not in love. Now.
• 1:09:23
  Speaker 1: Coming up after the break at thirty or four after
• 1:09:25
  Speaker 1: the hour, Michael Jackson's ranch back on the market. Get
• 1:09:28
  Speaker 1: your coins together, let's buy it off. Come on, baby,
• 1:09:32
  Speaker 1: let's get him been out there. Huh, it's beautiful. I
• 1:09:38
  Speaker 1: just don't I don't want three fourths of the stuff
• 1:09:41
  Speaker 1: out there, you know, get them damn train tracks took off.
• 1:09:48
  Speaker 1: We damn train of out of here. You're listening, st Yeah,
• 1:09:55
  Speaker 1: I gotta get all that out there. Damn giraffe fences.
• 1:10:00
  Speaker 1: Get the giraffe to Coming up next, Michael Jackson's never
• 1:10:03
  Speaker 1: Land Ranch is back on the market, So please get
• 1:10:06
  Speaker 1: your court. We're buying it, all right, Steve. Michael Jackson's
• 1:10:17
  Speaker 1: Neverland Ranch back on the market. The Santa Barbara County,
• 1:10:20
  Speaker 1: California estate has been renamed Sycamore Valley Ranch with an
• 1:10:24
  Speaker 1: asking price of get this. You want to buy a
• 1:10:27
  Speaker 1: Nephew sixties seven? I said, a six and a seven
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  Speaker 1: sixty seven million dollars, which is down from last year's
• 1:10:35
  Speaker 1: a hundred million dollar price tag. Now, Steve, do you
• 1:10:38
  Speaker 1: remember from your stand up comedy special Still Tripping when
• 1:10:41
  Speaker 1: you were talking about taking Winton out to never never Land. Well, okay,
• 1:10:46
  Speaker 1: here it is. Take a listen now. I love Michael Jackson,
• 1:10:49
  Speaker 1: me and Michael personal friends. I've been on CNN with
• 1:10:52
  Speaker 1: Michael tooking the church one time. Michael, good dude, Michael.
• 1:10:56
  Speaker 1: Michael just different, that's all. Mike just different. That's because
• 1:11:00
  Speaker 1: Mike got that other kind of money. You had money
• 1:11:04
  Speaker 1: like Mike, you'd be different too. Mike got money, you ain't.
• 1:11:09
  Speaker 1: You can't count my money Mike got. Michael Jackson got
• 1:11:15
  Speaker 1: giraffe money. Mike got so much money he didn't thought
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  Speaker 1: to giraffe. You don't even know who to call the
• 1:11:26
  Speaker 1: check on the giraffe. You ain't got a number. You're
• 1:11:32
  Speaker 1: super black behind me to call the zoo. You know
• 1:11:35
  Speaker 1: good well the zoo ain't gonna sell you the giraffe.
• 1:11:40
  Speaker 1: And where you're gonna keep the giraffe at anyway? You
• 1:11:43
  Speaker 1: already got the dog tied up to the tree. Giraffe
• 1:11:47
  Speaker 1: back the heat, not the dog food ball, giraffe choking on.
• 1:11:52
  Speaker 1: Call it greens. You didn't set outside. Y'all can't tell
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  Speaker 1: me that. He's telling my money won't change me? Well,
• 1:12:00
  Speaker 1: money make you different. Mike got all kinds of money.
• 1:12:04
  Speaker 1: I have been at the Mike house, my little boy,
• 1:12:06
  Speaker 1: go out that women all out the ranch and that
• 1:12:08
  Speaker 1: thing Mike got three thousand acres, got a train go
• 1:12:13
  Speaker 1: all around the whole land. My look, I'm telling my daddy,
• 1:12:17
  Speaker 1: can we get a train? Let me get trained and
• 1:12:20
  Speaker 1: we can get one. But it just don't go around
• 1:12:22
  Speaker 1: the swimming pool. That ain't got that kind of money.
• 1:12:26
  Speaker 1: All out in the backyard with the train. Yeah, that's it,
• 1:12:31
  Speaker 1: you and your stories man, Yeah yeah, ladies and gentlemen,
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  Speaker 1: She's here, the one and only, the loving it miss
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  Speaker 1: An trull crazy self. Good morning everybody. This is answered
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  Speaker 1: with the news board for good morning, and this is
• 1:12:51
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna end with a real funny story, believe it
• 1:12:53
  Speaker 1: or not. Funny sad. Actually, House Republicans have now unveiled
• 1:12:56
  Speaker 1: their planning to repeal and replace the Affordable Care Actor.
• 1:12:58
  Speaker 1: Would eliminate the requirement that all of Ricans have to
• 1:13:00
  Speaker 1: have a plan, but low income Americans would be eligible
• 1:13:03
  Speaker 1: to apply for tax credits. There would be no subsidies anymore.
• 1:13:06
  Speaker 1: President Trump has signed a new executive order banning refugees
• 1:13:09
  Speaker 1: and visitors now from six instead of seven, mostly Muslim countries,
• 1:13:13
  Speaker 1: in an effort to improve on his first band, which
• 1:13:15
  Speaker 1: was blocked, you know, by the federal courts. The new
• 1:13:17
  Speaker 1: order will not take effect until March sixteenth. Immigrant advocates
• 1:13:20
  Speaker 1: say this new one is no better than the first one,
• 1:13:22
  Speaker 1: and we'll probably be challenged in court. And here we go.
• 1:13:25
  Speaker 1: Dr Ben Carson and his first Housing and Urban Development
• 1:13:28
  Speaker 1: address compared slaves to immigrants, that's what America is about,
• 1:13:32
  Speaker 1: the land of dreams and opportunity. There were other immigrants
• 1:13:35
  Speaker 1: who came here in the bottom of slave ships, work
• 1:13:37
  Speaker 1: even longer, even harder, for less but they too had
• 1:13:40
  Speaker 1: a dream that one day their sons, daughter's grandson's granddaughter's
• 1:13:45
  Speaker 1: great grandsons might pursue prosperity and happiness in this land.
• 1:13:52
  Speaker 1: And do you know, of all the nations in the world,
• 1:13:55
  Speaker 1: the United States of America. It's the only one big
• 1:14:00
  Speaker 1: enough and great enough to allow all those people to
• 1:14:03
  Speaker 1: realize their dream. Yeah, anyway, Sama, Jackson tweeted, Okay, Ben,
• 1:14:12
  Speaker 1: I can't immigrants in the bottom of slave shift. Then
• 1:14:15
  Speaker 1: he says some stuff I can't tell you act Mindel Pierce.
• 1:14:17
  Speaker 1: He said, raping my grandmother's my family sold his property.
• 1:14:20
  Speaker 1: The physical assault and abuse. Isn't the immigration the n
• 1:14:23
  Speaker 1: double A c P said, simply immigrants. Uncle tom My
• 1:14:26
  Speaker 1: name is Ben Carson from Star Jones. And finally says
• 1:14:33
  Speaker 1: Ben Carson, go watch Bruce, immigrants come here voluntarily. Can't
• 1:14:38
  Speaker 1: really say the same about slaves they were stolen And
• 1:14:41
  Speaker 1: go back to the Steve Harvey Mortar Show. All right,
• 1:14:44
  Speaker 1: when we come back a forty eight after the hour,
• 1:14:46
  Speaker 1: what's your worst friends story? Okay eight seven seven twenty nine, Steve,
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  Speaker 1: I'm what you're listening to? The Steve Harvey Show coming
• 1:14:58
  Speaker 1: up next? Uh, what's your worst break up friend story?
• 1:15:04
  Speaker 1: What's really saying? What happened? You know? A seven seven
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  Speaker 1: twenty nine coming up next? We're gonna take the calls.
• 1:15:12
  Speaker 1: All right, here's a question of the day, guys. What
• 1:15:15
  Speaker 1: happened to break up your friendship? I'm not talking about
• 1:15:18
  Speaker 1: a relationship or I'm talking about a friendship with your dog,
• 1:15:22
  Speaker 1: with your girl? What happened? What happened to make you
• 1:15:26
  Speaker 1: guys break up? Who did what? And why? You know
• 1:15:30
  Speaker 1: if you know that? Eight seven seven Steed, eight seven
• 1:15:34
  Speaker 1: seven nine, Steve. We're taking your phone calls. Can I
• 1:15:37
  Speaker 1: jump in here? Can I jump in a real quick though? Yeah?
• 1:15:40
  Speaker 1: What you you? You gotta break friendship? Breakup? What? Okay?
• 1:15:45
  Speaker 1: All right, let's go back to college. Okay, college roommate
• 1:15:50
  Speaker 1: and I had several roommates in college. Has Severs all
• 1:15:53
  Speaker 1: great guys. Had a college roommate and I told him,
• 1:15:57
  Speaker 1: I said, listen, I'm here in the room with old girl.
• 1:16:02
  Speaker 1: Now I'm in there with a girl I ain't posed
• 1:16:04
  Speaker 1: to be in that week. Okay, about an hour and
• 1:16:09
  Speaker 1: a half, go back. It's a knock at the dog.
• 1:16:13
  Speaker 1: I'm I'm thinking my roommate gonna he gonna take care
• 1:16:16
  Speaker 1: of whoever the dough, He's gonna make sure they don't
• 1:16:19
  Speaker 1: get in the house. Then he comes to my bedroom,
• 1:16:22
  Speaker 1: dough or knock on my dough. Hey, uh, such and
• 1:16:28
  Speaker 1: such as here I say, uh, I told you, tell
• 1:16:32
  Speaker 1: tell him I ain't here right now? No, no, no,
• 1:16:35
  Speaker 1: she right here though, I say, right here? Where? Right here?
• 1:16:39
  Speaker 1: Behind me? I said, how to get in the house,
• 1:16:43
  Speaker 1: I said, get an apartment? Doc? Yeah, was she right
• 1:16:46
  Speaker 1: here behind me? Next thing I know, the dough and
• 1:16:49
  Speaker 1: flew open, and here this girl comes storm and in
• 1:16:55
  Speaker 1: mad as I all get out. Of course I have
• 1:16:58
  Speaker 1: nothing on your naked always you know, I'm I'm always
• 1:17:06
  Speaker 1: halfway naked. I can't believe now here I am trying
• 1:17:10
  Speaker 1: to explain myself Nike, and the other girl is over
• 1:17:16
  Speaker 1: there naked, and my roommates standing in the door looking
• 1:17:21
  Speaker 1: at me, and I'm just looking at him while I'm naked,
• 1:17:24
  Speaker 1: really mad, really really. The whole thing that got me
• 1:17:29
  Speaker 1: was she right here behind me? How do get How
• 1:17:34
  Speaker 1: should get in the house? Up the stairs? How we
• 1:17:36
  Speaker 1: how we really? For friends say it, Let's just say
• 1:17:45
  Speaker 1: I needed a break at that time. Boy. One of
• 1:17:55
  Speaker 1: my greatest naked moments right there, that is naked and
• 1:17:59
  Speaker 1: bad at the same time. Yeah, it's hard, you know,
• 1:18:03
  Speaker 1: it didn't the girl at bust up in their college.
• 1:18:05
  Speaker 1: So so what's going on in here? You see what's
• 1:18:08
  Speaker 1: going on in here. We ain't gotta act like does
• 1:18:12
  Speaker 1: an elephant in the room. You'll see what's going on
• 1:18:14
  Speaker 1: in here. Man. That's funny. I think with women it's
• 1:18:20
  Speaker 1: different because all the time, you know relationship. Mine was
• 1:18:25
  Speaker 1: in college too, though, and we were at this party, right,
• 1:18:29
  Speaker 1: he was down the street from me. What happened? Yeah,
• 1:18:32
  Speaker 1: so he's at this party and my girlfriend Shirley you
• 1:18:34
  Speaker 1: met my girlfriend too from Detroit. Oh. She was at
• 1:18:39
  Speaker 1: the party and she said, I just want to let
• 1:18:40
  Speaker 1: you know your girl. I was trying to Holier. Oh boy,
• 1:18:43
  Speaker 1: that you trying to holt that's supposed to be your girl,
• 1:18:46
  Speaker 1: girl girlfriend code. And she was like, everybody knows, So
• 1:18:50
  Speaker 1: I'll go up to the rest of the girl. Wait.
• 1:18:53
  Speaker 1: I go to the rest of the girls and was
• 1:18:55
  Speaker 1: all cool, and he was like, oh, yeah, we thought
• 1:18:58
  Speaker 1: you knew. Yeah, everybody knew it. That that's the worst
• 1:19:03
  Speaker 1: when they say everybody else everybody knew. But I bought
• 1:19:06
  Speaker 1: this girl to to the click of the of the
• 1:19:09
  Speaker 1: friendship with the girls, so they like, you want We
• 1:19:12
  Speaker 1: thought she was cool? Did she that stabbed you? So
• 1:19:16
  Speaker 1: I went up to it at the party? Oh, here
• 1:19:19
  Speaker 1: come to fight labor flav was on public enemy at
• 1:19:24
  Speaker 1: the party and I went up to it and I said,
• 1:19:26
  Speaker 1: going to talk to you for a second. She say
• 1:19:28
  Speaker 1: what and I said, am sorry, no enemy. I wanted to,
• 1:19:38
  Speaker 1: but I did, so I asked her about it, and
• 1:19:42
  Speaker 1: that's said, so you're like old boy. You trying to
• 1:19:45
  Speaker 1: hollow that old boy and you know that me and
• 1:19:47
  Speaker 1: old boy I was trying to hollow And she said,
• 1:19:51
  Speaker 1: well yeah, oh, I said what about the girlfriend? Cole?
• 1:19:56
  Speaker 1: What about And she was like, oh, I thought y'all
• 1:19:58
  Speaker 1: were just friends because that's what he said. But say
• 1:20:02
  Speaker 1: it doesn't matter what he said. You knew how I
• 1:20:05
  Speaker 1: felt about him. And she was like, well, I'm just
• 1:20:08
  Speaker 1: going out what he said. So need let's just say bam,
• 1:20:13
  Speaker 1: oh no, you try to get to do behind the
• 1:20:20
  Speaker 1: public and you boys. To this day when I hear
• 1:20:29
  Speaker 1: public ind of me, I think about college and bam.
• 1:20:37
  Speaker 1: So love this boy. Yeah, all right, let's go to
• 1:20:40
  Speaker 1: the phone, Shirley. Let's go to line five. Talk to
• 1:20:45
  Speaker 1: jen Lan out of California. Hello, Yeah, what happened with
• 1:20:50
  Speaker 1: your friend shop? Hi? Um, I've just been knowing the
• 1:20:54
  Speaker 1: guy for going on three years. It's just a down
• 1:20:57
  Speaker 1: on a can um, you know, art doing him accusing
• 1:21:01
  Speaker 1: me of jealousy with me and buying me drinks in
• 1:21:04
  Speaker 1: the bar. But he's outside of the bar, you know,
• 1:21:07
  Speaker 1: hanging around. They could be doing the same thing. But
• 1:21:09
  Speaker 1: he got on at him because he got caught up
• 1:21:11
  Speaker 1: in the system behind me. One yeah, and they let
• 1:21:17
  Speaker 1: him out. They gave him some reprobation and three years
• 1:21:20
  Speaker 1: to stay away from me, and he had to do classes.
• 1:21:23
  Speaker 1: He just completed his classes, four year domestic classes. But
• 1:21:27
  Speaker 1: he was still in contact with me, and I was
• 1:21:30
  Speaker 1: being stupid, you know, trying to give him another chance,
• 1:21:34
  Speaker 1: and it just he's very hey, gently excuse me one second.
• 1:21:39
  Speaker 1: Can you hang on, Please hang on the line. Okay,
• 1:21:42
  Speaker 1: you're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show. All right. Yeah,
• 1:21:50
  Speaker 1: with all the stuff that the president President Trump has
• 1:21:53
  Speaker 1: to do, he took time out to take a hit
• 1:21:57
  Speaker 1: on Arnold Schwarzenegger. Okay, thing that is Ray eating suck
• 1:22:00
  Speaker 1: and all that. You should think about hiring a new
• 1:22:03
  Speaker 1: joke writer and fact checker. That's what Arnold. Arnold shot back,
• 1:22:08
  Speaker 1: saying to the president, this was an interview with him. Yeah,
• 1:22:13
  Speaker 1: this was an interview with Empire magazine. Schwarzenegger blamed the
• 1:22:16
  Speaker 1: show's low rating on Donald He said, Uh, everyone I
• 1:22:19
  Speaker 1: ran into came up to me and said, I love
• 1:22:21
  Speaker 1: the show, but I turned it off because as soon
• 1:22:24
  Speaker 1: as I read Donald Trump's name, I'm out of there.
• 1:22:27
  Speaker 1: Even though Trump was fired as the host, Uh, he
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  Speaker 1: was still attached as a producer. So that's why Arnold
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  Speaker 1: said what he said. Okay, so he's trying to say.
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  Speaker 1: Viewers said that when they saw President Trumps regular producer,
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  Speaker 1: they stopped way. So Arnold's not taking any responsibility even
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  Speaker 1: though the President was excusing him of that. My opinion, though,
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  Speaker 1: I think, uh, when Trump was on The Apprentice, it
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  Speaker 1: was more exciting. I don't think Arnold was the right
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  Speaker 1: guy for I really don't, to be honest with you,
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  Speaker 1: I wouldn't take away political whatever stuff. You feel. People
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  Speaker 1: were more engaged with Donald Trump on The Apprentice because
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  Speaker 1: he created it and they were waiting for him to
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  Speaker 1: say you're fired. Yeah, and you know, he had so
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  Speaker 1: much of a way with it. And now look, Donald
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  Speaker 1: couldn't be right. There could be some backlash from it
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  Speaker 1: being a Donald Trump project, but people that watch TV
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  Speaker 1: really don't look at it that way. Why do we
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  Speaker 1: get Donald to just go back and do that and
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  Speaker 1: and you know, and we're doing everything. I got news
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  Speaker 1: for you. He is doing that. Its presidency is a
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  Speaker 1: reality show. It's really exciting. Yeah, it's like all right, well,
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  Speaker 1: well moving on. We do have to say congrat relations
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  Speaker 1: to President Barack Obama. The former president will receive the
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  Speaker 1: two thousand seventeen John F. Kennedy Library Foundations Profile in
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  Speaker 1: Courage Award. The foundation announced today they are recognizing Obama
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  Speaker 1: for his work on climate change, expanding healthcare, and restoring
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  Speaker 1: diplomatic relations with Cuba. President Kennedy called on a new
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  Speaker 1: generation of Americans to give their talent to the service
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  Speaker 1: of the country. Kennedy's daughter Caroline said in a statement,
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  Speaker 1: with exceptional dignity and courage, President Obama has carried that
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  Speaker 1: torch into our own time, providing young people of all
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  Speaker 1: backgrounds with an example they can emulate in their own lives.
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  Speaker 1: Mr Obama tweeted that he's humbled by the honor. I'm
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  Speaker 1: just so happy, you know. He deserves that. He deserves
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  Speaker 1: all those accolades. Great president, he was such a change alright.
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  Speaker 1: from the break at eighteen after the hour, Pastor Motown
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  Speaker 1: Deacon Deaf Jam in the building. You're listening to Steve
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  Speaker 1: the pastors Deaf Jam, Motown Motown Deaf Jam. That's what
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  Speaker 1: m dog Die Altical Reverend Old Town and I am
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  Speaker 1: the test roctor called Deacon death Jam. Were running this
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  Speaker 1: that nag when we first named it. She said she
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  Speaker 1: did not want to be a part of it. Down
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  Speaker 1: you member won't do or not Monday morning? What not? Pastor?
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  Speaker 1: We have a problem. Beacon Thornton. You know he's watch
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  Speaker 1: that's a real deacon. Yeah, Deacon Thornton. He's struggling past
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  Speaker 1: the uh. We need an intervention immediately. Deacon Thornton is
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  Speaker 1: missing two toes due to his sugar and uh, he
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  Speaker 1: wants to be a praise dancer, but he can't spind.
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  Speaker 1: Last week he fell trying to spind and fell into
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  Speaker 1: the band and broke the the drummer's drums. Yeah, we
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  Speaker 1: don't do total replacement. I understand that. You can tell
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  Speaker 1: Deacon thought U he can pay for them damn drums do.
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  Speaker 1: It's what he can do because little Pookin, who's been
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  Speaker 1: our drummers since he was nine, has been using the
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  Speaker 1: same sticks. Yeah, and uh, them sticks is so old.
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  Speaker 1: James Cleveland autographed him. James autographed one, and then he
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  Speaker 1: flew to Baltimore and had Sister Sherley or autograph from
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  Speaker 1: last year after she came out with the rap hit
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  Speaker 1: beach Greens tomatoes. Sister your name, that's right? So were
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  Speaker 1: he gonna have to pay for that, especially and I
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  Speaker 1: heard Pool be looking for him because he cracked. Or
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  Speaker 1: Sister Sherley see the drumstick go ahead. Ah, here's another essentiation.
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  Speaker 1: Sister Greta Jene Lockhart, who you know has a pretty
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  Speaker 1: much a beard, is asking that we sent the kids
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  Speaker 1: down and talk to them because they keep calling her
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  Speaker 1: Beacon and Lockhart. Um, but she has a full beard.
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  Speaker 1: Pass Now you've been known, she's been He's been going
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  Speaker 1: to the church here for twenty some years since the
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  Speaker 1: Greta Jane Lockhart want us to say the kids down
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  Speaker 1: and talk to him because they keep calling that. Now
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  Speaker 1: we will pay for or hair removals or laser surgery.
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  Speaker 1: Al right, now let her know that. Yeah, we will
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  Speaker 1: do that because it has confused me several times. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: I said, why is she collecting off when clearly Deacon
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  Speaker 1: Logan should be doing that? And another thing, we got
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  Speaker 1: to get that facial hair off cause doing communion, when
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  Speaker 1: she SIPs the blood out of her cup, it drips
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  Speaker 1: into her beard and she never wipes it off. And
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  Speaker 1: I'm not keep preaching. And you got the blood in
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  Speaker 1: your bed, Yeah, nothing but the blood. I don't think
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  Speaker 1: you want to hear that. Crackers all in up beard
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  Speaker 1: to Yeah, he's got the way for the Just when
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  Speaker 1: did you how long is your community? Ah, Pastor, I
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  Speaker 1: want you to hear this now she takes her communion home.
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  Speaker 1: Go ahead, decon alright, there's a complaint passer. That's sister
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  Speaker 1: mer Lena to see. Watson thinks that Pastor motown which
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  Speaker 1: is you is tapping her land line. She don't have
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  Speaker 1: any evidence, but she knows this you, she says. She
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  Speaker 1: here heavy breathing on the other end. Wow, Pastor, going there? Pastor? Well,
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  Speaker 1: Mr Merlina touche Watson. You know who she am. I
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  Speaker 1: know exactly who she is. She's defined. Are you doing
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  Speaker 1: trying to haul at him? Are you doing heavy breathing?
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  Speaker 1: Have you count? And she won't will do? Oh me me,
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  Speaker 1: excuse me a spit it out? Pastor? Oh come clean, now,
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  Speaker 1: come cleane. She look, I'm just tapping the food. You're
• 1:30:49
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• 1:30:55
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  Speaker 1: you guys, just what do you think is number five?
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  Speaker 1: Number five Face lifts, face facelifts. Get your mouth pool back,
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  Speaker 1: Why don't you feel like you got your head hanging
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  Speaker 1: out the car? One are doing nineties? Why they don't
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  Speaker 1: get their nick done when they do all that? The
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  Speaker 1: nick non't never batch up to the face. No, not
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  Speaker 1: the neck beat. That's where they get it from. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: Number four, what do you think it is? Number four?
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  Speaker 1: Number five is face lifts? What do you think is
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  Speaker 1: there with fresh. Number four is eyelid surgeries. Elid What
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  Speaker 1: to see you. I'm sleep. I don't give a damn
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  Speaker 1: ho alright. Number four is eyelid surgery number three, and
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  Speaker 1: of people get yeah, I don't thinking about that. I
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  Speaker 1: your little got a little nice little Now. No, man, Steve,
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  Speaker 1: you need you gotta strow with your lips. You can't,
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  Speaker 1: Is that real? Yeah? I see that. I don't there's
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  Speaker 1: no evidence. I don't know, but see to me, you
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  Speaker 1: guys don't see. It doesn't seem to matter if she
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  Speaker 1: did or not. That's why. No. Oh yeah, but you
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  Speaker 1: can't come in my house with no fake behind. Let's
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  Speaker 1: just put it that way. Yeah, but you can come
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  Speaker 1: in there all day with a high one. Oh, go ahead,
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  Speaker 1: you know what we need to You can walk around
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  Speaker 1: the house with that tall But if your woman coming
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  Speaker 1: there with an enhancement, Now you gotta been looking in
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  Speaker 1: what have we learned today? That time it got a house?
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  Speaker 1: He have no attitude? Yeah, but he made if he
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  Speaker 1: won't be coming out he's judgmental and I want and
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• 1:36:42
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