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Marjorie Harvey Birthday, BET Hip Hop Awards Recap, AKA Shirt Story, Pimpin' NFL Picks and more. · The Steve Harvey Morning Show

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  Speaker 9: Good morning everybody. You're listening to the voice, come on
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  Speaker 9: dig me now. One and only Steve Harvey got a
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  Speaker 5: Man.
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  Speaker 9: What an amazing blessing. God has given me my health,
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  Speaker 9: my dreams, all of it.
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  Speaker 2: God gave it to me. I accept it.
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  Speaker 9: I work hard, but man, oh man, oh man, I
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  Speaker 9: work hard. It's something that He gave me a gift.
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  Speaker 9: And that's what I want to talk to you about today.
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  Speaker 9: Because God has gifted everyone, so I can't help but
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  Speaker 9: believe it. You are gifted in some way. Something about
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  Speaker 9: you is specially and unique. That doesn't mean you're the
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  Speaker 9: only one that can sing? Are you the only one
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  Speaker 9: that can write? Are you the only one that can draw,
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  Speaker 9: you the only one that can decorate? Or you the
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  Speaker 9: only one that can network, or you're the only one
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  Speaker 9: that does not what it means, or you have a
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  Speaker 9: great scientific mind you can figure things out, or you're
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  Speaker 9: good and problem solving. You're not the only one, but
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  Speaker 9: you are a unique individual. Nobody will travel the exact
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  Speaker 9: path that you on. Nobody will have everything happen in
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  Speaker 9: a series of circumstances in the order that you're going
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  Speaker 9: to have it happen to you. That's what I mean
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  Speaker 9: when I say that you are unique. But now because
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  Speaker 9: you are gifted, you know you have something you have
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  Speaker 9: to do. You know, there's a scripture. It's in Proverbs,
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  Speaker 9: Proverbs eighteen and sixteen. I've been trying to be a
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  Speaker 9: little bit better at that for you, you know. So
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  Speaker 9: when I have an idea and I know where it is,
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  Speaker 9: I have somebody look the scripture up from me and
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  Speaker 9: handed to me. So it's in Proverbs eighteen sixteen. And
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  Speaker 9: this is the layman's term of it. It says a
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  Speaker 9: man's gift make room for him and brings him before
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  Speaker 9: great men. It is your gift that will make room
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  Speaker 9: for you. Now my interpretation of this is this. Now
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  Speaker 9: I could be wrong. Please go to your local church center,
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  Speaker 9: God Temple, mosque. Whatever you do and go get clarification.
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  Speaker 9: But what my gift has done in making room for
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  Speaker 9: me is I've taken it almost in the literal sense.
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  Speaker 9: My gift has actually made room for me. It has
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  Speaker 9: clear paths for me. My gift has opened up doors
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  Speaker 9: for me. That's what I take it as. It'll make
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  Speaker 9: room for you. My gift has has broadened my ability
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  Speaker 9: to travel. My gift has opened my eyes to fashion.
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  Speaker 9: My gift has caused me to be able to provide
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  Speaker 9: for my family. My gift has caused me to be
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  Speaker 9: able to reach more people. That's what I'm saying in
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  Speaker 9: terms of it will make room for you. That that
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  Speaker 9: may be another interpretation. I'm just telling you how I
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  Speaker 9: took it. That has worked out pretty good for me
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  Speaker 9: to that understanding. But I'm pretty sure Bishop Jakes, Joel Oldstein,
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  Speaker 9: Kennef oh My, you know, God, Glenn Staples, Bishop Glenn's Table,
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  Speaker 9: these guys give you much better understanding of it. I'm
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  Speaker 9: just giving it to you, you know way, I know
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  Speaker 9: how sold. I just like to keep it right there.
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  Speaker 9: But and then it says that it brings you before
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  Speaker 9: great men. I mean, you know it's gonna take your places.
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  Speaker 9: It's gonna take your places you never thought of going.
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  Speaker 9: You're gonna meet people because of your gift. I told
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  Speaker 9: my son, who two of them are good photographers. You'll
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  Speaker 9: be taking pictures of great men, and then I mess
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  Speaker 9: with them. You already take the pictures, say your daddy.
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  Speaker 9: You know I'm messing with them like that. But that's
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  Speaker 9: just me and them, just kicking it. But you know,
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  Speaker 9: but one day, who knows, you could be shooting the president.
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  Speaker 9: You know, you could be shooting some foreign dignitaries. You know,
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  Speaker 9: you could be shooting great sport events. You know, you
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  Speaker 9: never know where it could take you. But that's your gift.
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  Speaker 9: What you gotta do is you gotta get to move
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  Speaker 9: and though. See, you can't have your gift and not
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  Speaker 9: do nothing with it. See you know what that reminds
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  Speaker 9: me of. It's something that my father used to say,
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  Speaker 9: get up off your butt because you're sitting on a
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  Speaker 9: gold mine.
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  Speaker 2: He say that all the time.
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  Speaker 9: Boy, get up off your butt and move it because
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  Speaker 9: you sitting on the gold I never really quite got
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  Speaker 9: that when I was little, but now that I'm an adult,
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  Speaker 9: I got it full well. See a lot of you
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  Speaker 9: are sitting you're sitting on a talent or a gift
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  Speaker 9: that you have. You're sitting on an ability. I don't
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  Speaker 9: care if it's making cakes or pies. That's a gift, man,
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  Speaker 9: that's a talent. I don't care if it's the ability
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  Speaker 9: to do hell, that's a gift.
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  Speaker 7: Man.
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  Speaker 2: Half of you are gifted.
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  Speaker 9: A lot of us are gifted, and we're sitting on
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  Speaker 9: it looking at other people, wondering what can I do
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  Speaker 9: to make it?
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  Speaker 2: You already got something to make it with.
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  Speaker 9: If you would just get up off your behind, man,
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  Speaker 9: quit sitting on that gold mine.
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  Speaker 2: Some of you are tech savvy, just a wherez is.
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  Speaker 9: When it comes to engineering and putting stuff together and
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  Speaker 9: cables and wires and computers and stuff. And now you
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  Speaker 9: steady looking around trying to figure out, man, wonder what
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  Speaker 9: I can go do?
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  Speaker 2: How about you go do that?
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  Speaker 9: You know it ain't that hard, man, if you would
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  Speaker 9: just take note of what God has given you already.
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  Speaker 9: He has given you gift already. He has already given
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  Speaker 9: you a talent. Now the fact that you ain't using
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  Speaker 9: it and you sitting on your tail somewhere, now, who
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  Speaker 9: fathers what we're talking about? What you blaming God for that? Man,
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  Speaker 9: I tell you what. I sit around people all the
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  Speaker 9: time who are gifted, and I'm looking at their gifts,
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  Speaker 9: and they steady complaining about what they don't have, but
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  Speaker 9: will not get up off there behind and use the
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  Speaker 9: gifts that God gave them.
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  Speaker 2: And it's frustrating.
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  Speaker 9: It's gotta be frustrating for you if you doing it,
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  Speaker 9: because it's frustrating for me when I see it. So
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  Speaker 9: when these people come to me and ask me for help,
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  Speaker 9: I just keep going the same thing.
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  Speaker 2: Over and over.
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  Speaker 9: Help yourself, man, do for you use your gift. It's
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  Speaker 9: a cat sitting behind the wall right now that's locked up.
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  Speaker 9: That's so good at artistry. It's cats in that tattooing everybody. Man,
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  Speaker 9: get out, do it the right way. Quit selling drugs, man,
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  Speaker 9: you ain't going don't know where's selling no drugs.
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  Speaker 2: You going to jail.
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  Speaker 9: And if that don't do it, somebody gonna get tired
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  Speaker 9: of you selling drugs because they're gonna want to sell
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  Speaker 9: them over and they gonna kill you. Let's just keep
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  Speaker 9: this thing real for just a second here. Come on, man,
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  Speaker 9: get up off your butt, because you sitting on a
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  Speaker 9: gold mine, and you sit up here, somebody always looking
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  Speaker 9: for a short cut to the top. Ain't no shortcut.
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  Speaker 9: Somebody told me.
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  Speaker 7: This the other day.
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  Speaker 9: Man, the road to success is always under construction. It
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  Speaker 9: ain't paved, it's got detoured signs on it. It's got
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  Speaker 9: slow men working. Sometime they flip the stop sign. You
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  Speaker 9: gotta sit there and wait. Sometime they got slow. There's traffic,
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  Speaker 9: there's accidents. Somebody on the road holding up things with
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  Speaker 9: a flat tie. Its nails, its gravels, its spike, is everything.
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  Speaker 9: The road to success is always under construction. It ain't
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  Speaker 9: getting ready to be easy just because you done decided
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  Speaker 9: to do it. But don't sit around on your behind
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  Speaker 9: and complain all the time.
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  Speaker 2: About what you don't have.
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  Speaker 9: My daddy said it, Man, get up off your butt
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  Speaker 9: because you sitting on a gold mine. You got a gift,
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  Speaker 9: you got a talent. You got something that you can
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  Speaker 9: do that could make a way for you.
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  Speaker 2: But you won't do it.
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  Speaker 9: It is within you. Stop looking around. Here's what people
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  Speaker 9: waste the most time on the road to success looking
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  Speaker 9: around at somebody else trying to figure out, Man, how
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  Speaker 9: can I do what they did?
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  Speaker 9: I got a couple of your homies told you you
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  Speaker 9: rap better than him, But you not, jay Z, Really
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  Speaker 9: you're not.
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  Speaker 2: You know, all of us can shot.
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  Speaker 9: At him, but we ain't rich at prior a nice shot, Steve,
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  Speaker 9: Bernie DL, all of we took some great shots at it,
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  Speaker 9: We not him.
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  Speaker 2: Do what you can do.
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  Speaker 9: Do you do your gift? Quick complaining about what you
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  Speaker 9: don't have. Get up off your butt because you sitting
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  Speaker 9: on a gold mine.
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  Speaker 2: It wasn't much. It was a good that's a good question.
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  Speaker 2: It wasn't much, and.
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  Speaker 9: junior was still a necessity, you know. It's just things
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  Speaker 9: I would go down there on Sunday, dress up because
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  Speaker 9: I used to miss my mama's cooking. In our first
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  Speaker 2: Of just let me go.
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  Speaker 9: He said, it's poor kid, ain't he needs something to yeah,
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  Speaker 9: order and that's around. I told the du buddy of
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  Speaker 9: every Sunday with that suit on, I said, I go
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  Speaker 9: down to the restaurant and eat.
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  Speaker 2: Man, can I go with you?
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  Speaker 9: I said, yeah, but listen to me, don't order nothing crazy.
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  Speaker 9: And then we walk out. When I say walk up,
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  Speaker 9: he ordered everything on the menu.
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  Speaker 11: What you got for his nest Uh, we're.
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  Speaker 7: Making sure we got pictures Shirley for everybody. You know,
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  Speaker 7: when your funeral coming, you know you want to get
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  Speaker 7: your picture now that where your that way your program
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  Speaker 7: looks the way you wanted to look after you're gone.
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  Speaker 7: You know you don't want nobody to represent you the
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  Speaker 7: wrong way. So this right here is f p C.
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  Speaker 2: F PC.
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  Speaker 7: If you in a real Pitcher company, let's go cat.
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  Speaker 5: Hello. Hello, I'm trying to reach a Darwin Darwin. This
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  Speaker 5: is he Hey Darwin, how you doing? This is Frank
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  Speaker 5: with f PC. We're trying to come down and see
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  Speaker 5: about making an appointment with you within the next week
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  Speaker 5: as that's possible funding for what there we're supposed to
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  Speaker 5: come by. I'm with f PC. We wanted to we
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  Speaker 5: have what what what is that? What is f PC?
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  Speaker 5: H sir? Your name was left with us and you're
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  Speaker 5: you're you're on on our file to actually come out
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  Speaker 5: and make an appointment with you so we can so
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  Speaker 5: we can get your picture taken.
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  Speaker 14: You must add a wrong number. I'm not I'm not
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  Speaker 14: signed up to take no picture anything, sir?
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  Speaker 5: Okay, well you are you're Darling right.
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  Speaker 15: Yeah, yes, I am done.
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  Speaker 14: You called Darwin and that's who you call it. But
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  Speaker 14: anything about a picture?
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  Speaker 5: What?
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  Speaker 14: What's up with a picture?
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  Speaker 5: We've got you on our schedule here, FPC. We have
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  Speaker 5: you on our schedule two to actually for us to
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  Speaker 5: come out to your home and take your picture.
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  Speaker 14: Okay, f PC, which company is that?
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  Speaker 7: What?
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  Speaker 14: What's your what type of picture? And would I be
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  Speaker 14: taking now? I'm not taking no picture? But what what
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  Speaker 14: is FPC?
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  Speaker 5: Okay? You don't know anything about a photo being taken?
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  Speaker 5: Of view? Second? No? Okay, sir, f PC, is we are.
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  Speaker 5: This is a funeral picture company. Funeral picture company, And
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  Speaker 5: what we do is we come out and take your
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  Speaker 5: picture and we actually keep it on file. That way,
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  Speaker 5: when you do pass away, we have your picture for
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  Speaker 5: your program and we have a nice picture for you.
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  Speaker 6: Oh look, I'm not dead right now.
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  Speaker 14: You're not taking no picture of me?
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  Speaker 5: Who is this again? My name is Frank. Frank?
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  Speaker 16: Okay, Frank, you mean to tell me y'all taking pictures
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  Speaker 16: have people before they die, just so you could have
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  Speaker 16: their picture on found.
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  Speaker 5: So we keep it on filing. Then you have a
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  Speaker 5: good picture on your program. And that's what that's what
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  Speaker 5: that's what we do.
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  Speaker 14: Some I ain't signed up for nothing like that. Who
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  Speaker 14: the hell signed me up for.
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  Speaker 5: Some like that? I don't quite sure. But we're trying
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  Speaker 5: to schedule where we can come out beginning of next
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  Speaker 5: week so we can get your picture taken next.
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  Speaker 15: Week week after you get the picture when I'm dead,
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  Speaker 15: you're not taking no picture of.
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  Speaker 16: Me before I die?
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  Speaker 14: That they don't sound right, sir.
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  Speaker 5: Don't you want to have a good picture on your program? Sir?
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  Speaker 14: You're not taking the picture of me for no funeral arrangements?
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  Speaker 16: That I'm not dead yet? I don't understand that.
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  Speaker 5: What the hell is this above?
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  Speaker 15: Nobody who signed me up for it?
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  Speaker 16: Then tell me that much?
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  Speaker 5: Uh, sir, I don't have the actual person listed here
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  Speaker 5: on who signs you up, but I do have the number,
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  Speaker 5: and you are Darwin, mister Darwin, So I didn't sign
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  Speaker 5: up for that.
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  Speaker 15: I'm not taking no pitture.
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  Speaker 16: You guys run around taking pictures of people before they
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  Speaker 16: that just to have a good picture on fan.
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  Speaker 15: That sounds like some man.
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  Speaker 6: I ain't never heard of noose like that, sir.
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  Speaker 5: Okay, sir, are you I mean, we have your address here?
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  Speaker 5: Are you? Are you available? No?
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  Speaker 6: I'm not available.
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  Speaker 15: I'm not available at all to take no picture for
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  Speaker 15: a funeral that I'm not even dead yet.
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  Speaker 5: I don't.
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  Speaker 14: I don't get that that. That's sounds like a bunch
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  Speaker 14: of me and I.
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  Speaker 6: Who the hell gave you my number?
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  Speaker 5: That's what I want to know, sir. I'm not quite sure.
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  Speaker 5: But one thing we have to do is we have
• 17:29
  Speaker 5: to follow through with our jobs. So what we're gonna
• 17:32
  Speaker 5: have to do is we have to come out there
• 17:34
  Speaker 5: and take a picture. So I don't want to, you know,
• 17:38
  Speaker 5: create a problem, but I have to get a picture
• 17:40
  Speaker 5: of you by next week.
• 17:41
  Speaker 15: Oh, it's gonna be a problem because you're not getting
• 17:44
  Speaker 15: no picture of me.
• 17:45
  Speaker 5: For no funeral arrangement. Mister Darwin, I have to come
• 17:48
  Speaker 5: by your house at least by Friday, at around twelve noon.
• 17:51
  Speaker 5: I'll come by and get a picture.
• 17:53
  Speaker 15: You ain't come about my house no Friday even lie
• 17:57
  Speaker 15: got me come over here.
• 17:59
  Speaker 14: To try to get my pitching. I got plenty of
• 18:01
  Speaker 14: got pitched in my house to put on a month
• 18:04
  Speaker 14: funeral program.
• 18:05
  Speaker 15: I'm not taking no pitcher that noon.
• 18:08
  Speaker 6: I'm claiming to be dead.
• 18:09
  Speaker 5: I'm not dead.
• 18:10
  Speaker 4: That's a mold, bad look got dead.
• 18:13
  Speaker 14: I don't know who you worked for, Frank, but you
• 18:16
  Speaker 14: you can't there.
• 18:16
  Speaker 5: I worked. I worked for f PFC, Sir, I worked
• 18:19
  Speaker 5: for f PC FCC.
• 18:22
  Speaker 14: Myke, you ain't not taking no picture of me.
• 18:24
  Speaker 15: Don't come over here Friday talking about no guy pissing.
• 18:27
  Speaker 5: Okay, that a friend you got pissl and you.
• 18:30
  Speaker 15: And I hope they got your guy pit You're on file.
• 18:33
  Speaker 14: But that's a stupid got company you work for.
• 18:36
  Speaker 15: I ain't never heard of nobody taking no picture before
• 18:39
  Speaker 15: they died.
• 18:39
  Speaker 5: I got millions and picture in here for that program.
• 18:42
  Speaker 6: And when I'm gone with the god.
• 18:44
  Speaker 14: I care about what a picture look like. Oh, I'm
• 18:46
  Speaker 14: leading my guy funeral. It's a maignant.
• 18:49
  Speaker 15: You tell whoever you work for they need to go
• 18:51
  Speaker 15: find another occupation.
• 18:53
  Speaker 14: That don't make no guy. Yes, you're not coming over
• 18:56
  Speaker 14: here Friday, buddy.
• 18:57
  Speaker 15: You come over here if you want to.
• 18:58
  Speaker 5: Okay, Uh listen, Yes, are you familiar with with Glinda?
• 19:04
  Speaker 14: That's my wife?
• 19:05
  Speaker 15: What you about to say?
• 19:07
  Speaker 5: Now?
• 19:07
  Speaker 16: I want?
• 19:08
  Speaker 5: All I want to do is say this man. I
• 19:09
  Speaker 5: just want to say, Glinda, the one that got me
• 19:12
  Speaker 5: the prank phone call you. This is nephew Tommy baby
• 19:15
  Speaker 5: from the Steve Harbin Marny Show.
• 19:17
  Speaker 15: Huh, I'll beat up. I don't want yead in lost lost.
• 19:28
  Speaker 15: I ain't never heard a bitness like. There's some FPC funeral.
• 19:33
  Speaker 5: Poor young man.
• 19:34
  Speaker 14: I said my New year resolution.
• 19:36
  Speaker 16: I was gonna cut back on drinking.
• 19:38
  Speaker 14: But you got me over here about the tip a bottle?
• 19:40
  Speaker 6: Right now?
• 19:43
  Speaker 14: Are you crazy? Man?
• 19:44
  Speaker 16: And come over here today before get a picture of Glinda.
• 19:50
  Speaker 5: Y'all got me? Baby?
• 19:52
  Speaker 6: You got me, dad man, I ain't never heard no
• 19:55
  Speaker 6: company like that.
• 19:57
  Speaker 5: You whight't put me up to it? Bad? You go?
• 19:59
  Speaker 5: I tell well, you're tune in tomorrow morning. Man, you're
• 20:02
  Speaker 5: gonna catch yourself on national radio today.
• 20:05
  Speaker 14: I'm gonna tell everybody board the heading me out over here.
• 20:07
  Speaker 14: I'm don't tell Cleat, but i'ma have me a drink anyway.
• 20:10
  Speaker 14: I was looking for an excuse to drag right there.
• 20:13
  Speaker 14: A funeral fifty taking.
• 20:15
  Speaker 15: They'll put on Flay.
• 20:17
  Speaker 6: Gotta loft half of mount.
• 20:18
  Speaker 5: Of your head with that in there. Buddy, Hey man,
• 20:21
  Speaker 5: I gotta ask you something, Man, DRM and tell me
• 20:24
  Speaker 5: this man, what's the baddest and I mean the baddest
• 20:26
  Speaker 5: radio show in the land.
• 20:29
  Speaker 16: Steve Harvey Morning WORKEM Show.
• 20:31
  Speaker 14: Buddy, all right, thank you ne for you.
• 20:37
  Speaker 1: Coming up next to is ask the clo you're listening to.
• 20:41
  Speaker 11: Steve Hardy Morning Show.
• 20:43
  Speaker 1: Coming up at the top of the hour.
• 20:45
  Speaker 13: And entertainment news, we'll recap last night's b E t
• 20:49
  Speaker 13: Hip Hop Bwards. And in trending news, California is ebony
• 20:53
  Speaker 13: alert for missing black people is causing quite a stir.
• 20:56
  Speaker 13: Drake plans to take a hiatus after his big tour,
• 21:00
  Speaker 13: and Simone Biles made history as the most awarded gymnast
• 21:03
  Speaker 13: of all time.
• 21:05
  Speaker 1: These stories are all at the top of the hour.
• 21:07
  Speaker 1: But right now it is.
• 21:08
  Speaker 13: Time to ask the clo Steve Harvey, Treva and Bethesda says,
• 21:15
  Speaker 13: I let my twenty four year old cousin stay with
• 21:17
  Speaker 13: me after she had a baby and broke up with
• 21:19
  Speaker 13: her baby daddy. He has been over here every night,
• 21:24
  Speaker 13: so it looks like they're back together. Would I be
• 21:27
  Speaker 13: wrong to tell her that they can't have sleepovers at
• 21:29
  Speaker 13: my place?
• 21:31
  Speaker 14: Yeah?
• 21:32
  Speaker 9: Yeah, see she left him to come over there now.
• 21:37
  Speaker 9: He then came over there too. Yeah, y'all got to
• 21:41
  Speaker 9: carry this back to wherever you had come from in
• 21:44
  Speaker 9: the beginning, they carr all this back over there.
• 21:47
  Speaker 1: That part all this, hold.
• 21:49
  Speaker 2: The baby, you carry all this?
• 21:51
  Speaker 9: Hey, love you, But why you be packing the baby
• 21:54
  Speaker 9: stuff up while you care, you know, rocking the baby steady, befolding.
• 22:02
  Speaker 1: Up you know, clothes and stuff. Yeah, yeah, all right.
• 22:08
  Speaker 13: Moving on to Sean and Flint, Sean writes, my ex
• 22:12
  Speaker 13: girlfriend kept leaving notes on my car to make my
• 22:15
  Speaker 13: fiance mad, so I went to her job to talk
• 22:18
  Speaker 13: to her. There was a bouquet of flowers at her desk,
• 22:21
  Speaker 13: and she had her coworker take a picture like I
• 22:24
  Speaker 13: gave her the flowers. I got caught smiling in the photo.
• 22:28
  Speaker 13: So I look guilty? Now how can I get my
• 22:31
  Speaker 13: fiance to believe I was set up?
• 22:35
  Speaker 5: Wow?
• 22:36
  Speaker 2: Oh don't.
• 22:38
  Speaker 9: First of all, you got to be young. You went
• 22:42
  Speaker 9: to your ex's job to talk, just to talk to her. Yeah,
• 22:48
  Speaker 9: come on, man, you couldn't a text he got on
• 22:53
  Speaker 9: the phone. You went and crossed enemy lines. Everybody in
• 23:03
  Speaker 9: her office on her side. Yes, bruhre's nothing you can do.
• 23:09
  Speaker 7: Man.
• 23:09
  Speaker 9: You but you and the picture smiling? Not what did
• 23:12
  Speaker 9: you down there?
• 23:13
  Speaker 2: Smiling?
• 23:14
  Speaker 13: Fault?
• 23:15
  Speaker 1: You look at just as guilty.
• 23:17
  Speaker 9: Bro, if you down there mad because she leaving notes?
• 23:21
  Speaker 2: What you down there?
• 23:22
  Speaker 9: Smiling?
• 23:23
  Speaker 2: Fault?
• 23:25
  Speaker 9: And then brouh, next question really between me and you?
• 23:31
  Speaker 9: Why did she have flowers on her desk? Well, well
• 23:36
  Speaker 9: you don't think I know you sent them down there
• 23:39
  Speaker 9: as a peace offer. Then you went down there. You
• 23:41
  Speaker 9: just coincidentally happened to go on the day that the
• 23:44
  Speaker 9: flowers arrived, and she took a picture with you. And
• 23:47
  Speaker 9: how you get in the picture with the damn flowers?
• 23:51
  Speaker 1: Oh uh huh, see, young boy, do work? Yeah, coworker
• 23:56
  Speaker 1: took the picture.
• 23:57
  Speaker 9: But what's you up there taking pictures with a fault?
• 24:00
  Speaker 9: If you went down there mad See. I think what
• 24:02
  Speaker 9: happened was young boy stupid. He sent the flowers down
• 24:06
  Speaker 9: there as a hey, look let's work this out. Come on,
• 24:11
  Speaker 9: thank you for the flowers. And he took a picture
• 24:13
  Speaker 9: with him and he down there grinned he know where
• 24:16
  Speaker 9: them flowers come from? All he said it was some
• 24:19
  Speaker 9: flowers on her desk. You know, goodn't heal?
• 24:21
  Speaker 2: Well?
• 24:21
  Speaker 9: How them flowers got?
• 24:25
  Speaker 1: Jeez?
• 24:26
  Speaker 2: See a lot of stuff. UK help stupid people.
• 24:30
  Speaker 8: Jen.
• 24:31
  Speaker 1: Moving on to Jen in Hawaii.
• 24:33
  Speaker 13: Jen says a friend of mine cheated on his girlfriend
• 24:35
  Speaker 13: and he lied and said she was with me, said
• 24:39
  Speaker 13: he was with me. His girlfriend confronted me, and I
• 24:41
  Speaker 13: told her that he's a liar. And I wasn't even
• 24:44
  Speaker 13: in town. I didn't ask to be in their mess.
• 24:46
  Speaker 13: So I figure we're even Was that wrong to tell
• 24:50
  Speaker 13: the truth?
• 24:51
  Speaker 9: Uh, well the truth. See you're a woman, and they
• 24:57
  Speaker 9: was dragging you a semester. Problem is they didn't run
• 25:00
  Speaker 9: the lie by you. Once the lie is not ran
• 25:05
  Speaker 9: by you, you are no longer obligated to a life.
• 25:11
  Speaker 9: See when I lie, I runs the lie by myself first.
• 25:19
  Speaker 9: Then once I comply, I'm an accomplished to the lie.
• 25:25
  Speaker 9: Now when you ask me about the line. Yeah, exactly
• 25:28
  Speaker 9: what happened? Yea wow, spot on, got it? Yeah, but
• 25:37
  Speaker 9: if you don't, you got to learn how to And
• 25:39
  Speaker 9: let me tell y'all something. You cannot drag a woman
• 25:42
  Speaker 9: into your lie. You have to get somebody who's comfortable
• 25:46
  Speaker 9: with it, who understands the reasoning for line. You must
• 25:51
  Speaker 9: bring in another man. Once you drag a woman into
• 25:54
  Speaker 9: her life, it just depends on how she feels that
• 25:56
  Speaker 9: that then, why don't you tell them what I told you?
• 25:58
  Speaker 9: I didn't feel like it. See see that they have
• 26:04
  Speaker 9: a go to I didn't feel like it?
• 26:07
  Speaker 5: Right?
• 26:07
  Speaker 9: Well, yeah, see you tell that to a dude. I
• 26:13
  Speaker 9: told you to tell my girl, I ain't feel like it.
• 26:21
  Speaker 9: You didn't feel like it?
• 26:25
  Speaker 7: Out?
• 26:28
  Speaker 9: No you feeling? What is your feelings in this phone?
• 26:34
  Speaker 7: Well? Okay?
• 26:36
  Speaker 13: Last one, Steve. This one's from Monique and Dayton. Monique writes,
• 26:40
  Speaker 13: I recently married a man that used to be my boss.
• 26:43
  Speaker 13: I no longer worked for him, so he re hired
• 26:46
  Speaker 13: this woman that he had sex with before we started dating.
• 26:51
  Speaker 13: He said it's professional, not personal at all, and she's
• 26:54
  Speaker 13: a great worker.
• 26:55
  Speaker 1: Should I be worried as hell?
• 27:01
  Speaker 2: Deeply concerned?
• 27:03
  Speaker 9: Yes, lay awake at night, giving it deep salt. You
• 27:12
  Speaker 9: know the old saying, if you're gonna pray about it,
• 27:14
  Speaker 9: don't worry about it, And if you're gonna worry about it,
• 27:16
  Speaker 9: don't pray about it. I don't worry about pray about
• 27:18
  Speaker 9: this one baby. Just go and let that worry eat you,
• 27:21
  Speaker 9: eat you alive. Of course, is it's a worker, Oh yes,
• 27:28
  Speaker 9: she is.
• 27:32
  Speaker 1: At the office.
• 27:33
  Speaker 5: Huh.
• 27:34
  Speaker 9: Yes, she's a great worker. She'd be putting in work. Yeah, yeah,
• 27:45
  Speaker 9: should concerned ladies, Come.
• 27:48
  Speaker 13: On, So she's gonna be worried all the time because
• 27:53
  Speaker 13: she used to work for him too, and he married her.
• 27:56
  Speaker 9: So how do you forget? You had said?
• 28:00
  Speaker 2: As you somebody just tell you though, Well, well, well
• 28:06
  Speaker 2: let me say this. You wanted to think the whole
• 28:18
  Speaker 2: show got it was? It was that one time. There's
• 28:24
  Speaker 2: not a person.
• 28:24
  Speaker 9: Living that don't have some deep regret about somebody they've
• 28:29
  Speaker 9: been with.
• 28:30
  Speaker 7: Oh god, yeah, it was wrong with me.
• 28:38
  Speaker 9: Yes.
• 28:39
  Speaker 2: The bigger problem, though, is just win a lot when
• 28:41
  Speaker 2: it's a lot.
• 28:42
  Speaker 3: Of peoples, just a life full of regret.
• 28:49
  Speaker 13: Thank you, Celo. Coming up next at the top of
• 28:51
  Speaker 13: the hour, we'll have some entertainment news for you, right
• 28:54
  Speaker 13: after this you're listening.
• 28:57
  Speaker 11: Morning show.
• 29:00
  Speaker 13: All right, let's start this off for this hour off
• 29:02
  Speaker 13: with recapping last night's b e T Hip Hop Awards.
• 29:06
  Speaker 1: It was hosted by Fat Joe. Did you guys see it?
• 29:09
  Speaker 7: You see it?
• 29:09
  Speaker 10: Carla? I did?
• 29:11
  Speaker 4: I did.
• 29:12
  Speaker 2: Surely I saw some of it.
• 29:13
  Speaker 1: I didn't see all of it, but Fat Joe.
• 29:15
  Speaker 10: Did his thing.
• 29:18
  Speaker 8: Yeah, probably tonight. But DC Young Fly gave you a shoutout. Steve,
• 29:26
  Speaker 8: he came on here. He had a suit on. He said,
• 29:28
  Speaker 8: I'm rocking my Steve Harvey bag, you know, promoting game
• 29:32
  Speaker 8: show Celebrity Square.
• 29:34
  Speaker 1: So you got a shout out on the b ET
• 29:36
  Speaker 1: Hip Hop Award. Yeah, for the culture.
• 29:41
  Speaker 9: For culture.
• 29:43
  Speaker 8: Also, let's see the City Girls performed Young Mind, uh huh.
• 29:48
  Speaker 8: Marley Mall got the I M in the town.
• 29:50
  Speaker 9: They had to beat them out a lot slide.
• 29:55
  Speaker 8: They beat a lot though, and Sexy Red Lord you pound. Yes,
• 30:03
  Speaker 8: everything I said, it's too much. Let's see l L
• 30:08
  Speaker 8: did you see.
• 30:09
  Speaker 1: L L l L shut it down?
• 30:11
  Speaker 9: Yes, he performed.
• 30:12
  Speaker 8: Of course, he performed around the Way Girl. You know
• 30:15
  Speaker 8: all of that was from the album Mama Said Knock
• 30:17
  Speaker 8: You Out, which Marley Mam produced.
• 30:20
  Speaker 9: So of course he was going to perform that.
• 30:22
  Speaker 8: Uh, it was cool to see DJ Quick, Jesse, Jeff
• 30:26
  Speaker 8: uh Timberland, Swiss beats. You know, they had a segment
• 30:30
  Speaker 8: and they talked about how you were DJ, how the
• 30:33
  Speaker 8: DJs became producers producers, yes, and how important they were,
• 30:38
  Speaker 8: so that was cool.
• 30:40
  Speaker 1: They talked about versus, how versus really.
• 30:43
  Speaker 8: Changed the pandemic yep, and the pandemic could change the world,
• 30:48
  Speaker 8: so Swiss said, and coming back, So we'll see, we'll see.
• 30:52
  Speaker 2: Uh, let's see.
• 30:53
  Speaker 10: We talked about l L.
• 30:55
  Speaker 5: But you know my thing is.
• 30:57
  Speaker 1: Watching the show.
• 30:58
  Speaker 8: I still miss the hip hop of you know, method Man,
• 31:01
  Speaker 8: Biggie Pop. I still miss that a little bit.
• 31:05
  Speaker 1: I know things have changed.
• 31:06
  Speaker 8: And then with the females, I want to see a
• 31:09
  Speaker 8: little bit more of Lauren Hill type artists. Light just
• 31:13
  Speaker 8: kind of mix it up a little bit with the females.
• 31:16
  Speaker 8: It's cool, the whole little Kim run.
• 31:19
  Speaker 2: But well, y'all know if you put Lauren Heill on
• 31:22
  Speaker 2: the show, you know you can't tape it.
• 31:24
  Speaker 8: Live later, right, But I mean that style, the new
• 31:32
  Speaker 8: Lauren here, the new MC lights, the new Queen la
• 31:35
  Speaker 8: t is just switching it up a little bit. But
• 31:38
  Speaker 8: you know, it's all for the culture hip Hop fiftieth anniversary.
• 31:42
  Speaker 10: So it was cool.
• 31:43
  Speaker 1: Yeah, oh yeah.
• 31:45
  Speaker 2: DJ Knights and Kid Capri the DJ.
• 31:47
  Speaker 9: That was good.
• 31:49
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that really was.
• 31:50
  Speaker 9: I want to tell you right now. Don't listen to
• 31:52
  Speaker 9: what King Capri is the gangster of them all.
• 31:56
  Speaker 1: Yes, nice though they Yeah. DJ n didnest thing. Yeah
• 32:03
  Speaker 1: yeah they copp he didn't got a shout out on
• 32:08
  Speaker 1: the War Show.
• 32:09
  Speaker 2: Not he you you heard him, thank you. Hipop culture.
• 32:18
  Speaker 9: All the way back to hip hop, hip hop hop.
• 32:22
  Speaker 10: So so deaf, so so damn.
• 32:25
  Speaker 1: Yeah yeah everybody, Yes, yeah that was good too.
• 32:31
  Speaker 13: Coo all right, Moving on to other trending topics, California
• 32:34
  Speaker 13: Governor Gavin Newsom signed the bill to create a new
• 32:38
  Speaker 13: statewide alert.
• 32:39
  Speaker 1: It's called the Ebony Alert.
• 32:40
  Speaker 11: Guys.
• 32:41
  Speaker 13: It's designed specifically to help locate missing black youth and
• 32:45
  Speaker 13: other blacks ages twelve to twenty five. The Ebony Alert
• 32:49
  Speaker 13: officially becomes law on January first, and will work like
• 32:53
  Speaker 13: the Amber Alert process. Democratic Senator Stephen Bradford, a black man,
• 32:58
  Speaker 13: author of the Ebony Alert bill and introduced the legislation
• 33:01
  Speaker 13: earlier this year. Now, a lot of Californians are outraged
• 33:05
  Speaker 13: over the ebony alert, saying that it's just another form
• 33:09
  Speaker 13: of segregation, with Amber alert for white kids and now
• 33:12
  Speaker 13: ebony alert for black kids and black people.
• 33:16
  Speaker 1: So what do you think, Steve? Do you support ebny alert?
• 33:20
  Speaker 2: Will you support it?
• 33:22
  Speaker 1: Look to launch January first.
• 33:25
  Speaker 2: I mean, you know, unless they have.
• 33:29
  Speaker 9: Data that shows, which they probably do, that they don't
• 33:34
  Speaker 9: report black children missing at the same rate, or they
• 33:37
  Speaker 9: don't look for them at the same rate, or something
• 33:40
  Speaker 9: like that, I don't I don't know what they have,
• 33:42
  Speaker 9: but they must have some type of data that shows
• 33:45
  Speaker 9: there's a less response, you know, but for me, but
• 33:50
  Speaker 9: for me, all children. We should have the same energy
• 33:53
  Speaker 9: for all children, exactly, agree, but all But here's what's See.
• 34:01
  Speaker 9: You can be upset about it if you want to,
• 34:04
  Speaker 9: but Black people have always had to create something for
• 34:07
  Speaker 9: themselves because we get excluded so much. Now I don't
• 34:11
  Speaker 9: know what the requirements are for an Amber alert to
• 34:14
  Speaker 9: go out. I think the Amber alert is a great idea.
• 34:18
  Speaker 9: But see what you mad about an ebony alert for
• 34:21
  Speaker 9: I mean, you know, look, we're trying to find these kids,
• 34:24
  Speaker 9: well put them on Amber alert. Well okay, but is
• 34:28
  Speaker 9: there something going on that we don't know which caused
• 34:31
  Speaker 9: this consenator to even want to say, hey man, we
• 34:34
  Speaker 9: need a bill to help to y'all start looking for
• 34:37
  Speaker 9: these brown and black kids, same way y'all looking for
• 34:39
  Speaker 9: everybody else. And is if that's the case, then I
• 34:43
  Speaker 9: understand it, you know fully. So the Amber alert is
• 34:47
  Speaker 9: only for people under seventeen, that's what I understand. This
• 34:51
  Speaker 9: goes from all the way up to twenty five. The
• 34:53
  Speaker 9: ebony alert kind of opens it up because sex trafficking
• 34:57
  Speaker 9: is so huge now, and you know, you got to
• 34:59
  Speaker 9: re these people as missing, so maybe that's it. And
• 35:03
  Speaker 9: now we don't have no reason to because it's opening
• 35:05
  Speaker 9: it up to a different age group, eight more years
• 35:09
  Speaker 9: at it, and then you get to look for people
• 35:12
  Speaker 9: appoint people who have been sex traffic because that's really
• 35:14
  Speaker 9: big too.
• 35:15
  Speaker 2: So maybe it's a good thing. So quick crime.
• 35:17
  Speaker 9: Every time you hear something that ain't just all white
• 35:20
  Speaker 9: or something, abony alert, Abney alert simply means it's something
• 35:24
  Speaker 9: else going on outside of the age bracket of North
• 35:27
  Speaker 9: Amber alerts for seventeen and under.
• 35:29
  Speaker 1: Well, thank you guys.
• 35:30
  Speaker 13: Coming up in twenty minutes after a Nashville teacher made
• 35:33
  Speaker 13: a white female second grader take off an aka t
• 35:37
  Speaker 13: shirt that she wore to school. We'll tell you what
• 35:39
  Speaker 13: happened right after this. You're listening hard Morning Show. Did
• 35:44
  Speaker 13: you guys hear about little Peyton Tiger, a second grader
• 35:48
  Speaker 13: out of Nashville that wore this AKA T shirt to school.
• 35:53
  Speaker 1: Peyton, a little white girl, is a little white girl.
• 35:55
  Speaker 13: And she was wrapping a Afa Kappa Alpha Sorority in
• 35:59
  Speaker 13: a T shirt that had AKA nineteen oh eight in
• 36:03
  Speaker 13: pink and green rhinestones right across the front. Peyton's teacher
• 36:07
  Speaker 13: just so happened to be an AKA, and the teacher
• 36:11
  Speaker 13: took the little the little girl's shirt and gave her
• 36:15
  Speaker 13: another shirt to wear. Then she emailed Peyton's mother to say, quote, today,
• 36:21
  Speaker 13: I noticed Peyton wearing an AKA shirt. I am a
• 36:25
  Speaker 13: member of Alpha Kafa Alpha Sorority, Inc. Which is a
• 36:29
  Speaker 13: service organization for college trained and educated women. AKA branded
• 36:34
  Speaker 13: items are trademarked and reserved for members only. Thus I
• 36:39
  Speaker 13: had to give her a new shirt and take the
• 36:42
  Speaker 13: AKA shirt. The new shirt is clean and there is
• 36:45
  Speaker 13: no need to give it back.
• 36:47
  Speaker 7: So you know who fault this is?
• 36:48
  Speaker 5: Boo?
• 36:49
  Speaker 7: This is this is.
• 36:52
  Speaker 2: Don't know?
• 36:52
  Speaker 7: These are members that are throwing it. When they throw
• 36:55
  Speaker 7: their pay off from now your way. They supposed to
• 36:56
  Speaker 7: shredd it, you're supposed to cut it up, but they
• 36:59
  Speaker 7: don't do that. They put it in the bag with
• 37:01
  Speaker 7: everything else. And that's how you pass by and you
• 37:03
  Speaker 7: be able to stop light. And a homeless dude got
• 37:05
  Speaker 7: a cap outside shirt off. That's how this house pushing it.
• 37:09
  Speaker 7: I sent Tommy in picture one time to do it.
• 37:11
  Speaker 7: Walk on the street pushing a grocery car with air conditioning.
• 37:14
  Speaker 7: It was some buck taped shoes on shirt. I took
• 37:18
  Speaker 7: that picture right and work.
• 37:23
  Speaker 1: But did the teacher go too far?
• 37:24
  Speaker 14: You think?
• 37:24
  Speaker 7: I mean it was.
• 37:26
  Speaker 5: No?
• 37:27
  Speaker 16: Thank you?
• 37:27
  Speaker 9: I think so absolutely. You can't. You can't take clothes
• 37:31
  Speaker 9: off of a child. Yeah, hey man, I'm gonna tell
• 37:33
  Speaker 9: you something. I was driving down the street and had
• 37:35
  Speaker 9: to turn around one time. I saw old eighty year
• 37:38
  Speaker 9: old white woman out there with a Q shirt on
• 37:41
  Speaker 9: water and grand.
• 37:45
  Speaker 2: Man.
• 37:46
  Speaker 7: I had to double back around. I throw a hook BG,
• 37:52
  Speaker 7: I waved that how you do it?
• 37:54
  Speaker 11: Man?
• 37:54
  Speaker 2: How are you today?
• 37:55
  Speaker 7: Sir?
• 37:55
  Speaker 2: It's eleven day out here? Why to the day that.
• 38:02
  Speaker 1: I just kept on dripping.
• 38:04
  Speaker 9: I'm nothing to make that my fight?
• 38:07
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I think I don't think she should have took
• 38:09
  Speaker 2: that T shirt. Little girl.
• 38:11
  Speaker 9: She should have wrote another home to her mother and
• 38:14
  Speaker 9: told her that you probably don't advise doing that. But
• 38:17
  Speaker 9: you take somebody clothes off a child.
• 38:19
  Speaker 7: We're talking about the school teachers, late twenties, early thirties.
• 38:23
  Speaker 7: She Hey, I'm trying to tell you she's repping hard.
• 38:26
  Speaker 7: Is would have stuck her if she'd have stuck her
• 38:29
  Speaker 7: pinky up.
• 38:29
  Speaker 9: And yes, I'm gonna tell you right now, I'm gonna
• 38:37
  Speaker 9: just be realigning with the qu'es. Ain't that delicate? We
• 38:39
  Speaker 9: see you now, we turn it off.
• 38:41
  Speaker 2: We don't get no new ships.
• 38:44
  Speaker 1: Coming up next. Sister Odell will be in the building
• 38:47
  Speaker 1: right after this. You're listening.
• 38:51
  Speaker 13: Morning show, all right, ladies and gentlemen, as promised, She
• 38:55
  Speaker 13: is here the one.
• 38:56
  Speaker 7: Eh yeah, yeah, I was so glass.
• 39:13
  Speaker 9: Yes, anyway, good morning's everyone's good, good, good, good good good.
• 39:21
  Speaker 9: I was listening to the radio show this morning, and
• 39:25
  Speaker 9: the black teacher took the T shirt off the little
• 39:28
  Speaker 9: white girl with the aks is on it. You know,
• 39:32
  Speaker 9: uh huh, she's gonna mess run and lose her job. Sweetie,
• 39:35
  Speaker 9: you don't take clothes off of white cheerries?
• 39:40
  Speaker 14: Are you?
• 39:40
  Speaker 2: Are you modest thing to do.
• 39:42
  Speaker 7: Are you Greek at all?
• 39:46
  Speaker 6: Lord?
• 39:46
  Speaker 9: No, I'm not Greek, though, but I'm I'm moaning star.
• 39:49
  Speaker 9: I'm an Eastern Star. I wonder I'm one of my
• 39:51
  Speaker 9: old school sisters. Yeah, I'm the bright and morning star.
• 40:00
  Speaker 7: What would you do if a little somebody had on
• 40:02
  Speaker 7: some Eastern Star stuff? And you know they wouldn't, they
• 40:05
  Speaker 7: wouldn't really Eastern stock.
• 40:06
  Speaker 2: Well, you know it's different.
• 40:08
  Speaker 9: We take you in the bathroom to talk to you,
• 40:15
  Speaker 9: and you just hear flushing sound and you know.
• 40:19
  Speaker 1: It's over.
• 40:20
  Speaker 9: Either you take the shirt off or us just h
• 40:23
  Speaker 9: that's us holding your head in the toilet till she
• 40:25
  Speaker 9: got start. But either way you're gonna get it, you know, Handy,
• 40:29
  Speaker 9: you know what you have? The business of the business,
• 40:31
  Speaker 9: that's all, you know. I don't really, you know. I
• 40:34
  Speaker 9: like the Greeks peoples, you know, they's wonderful peoples in
• 40:37
  Speaker 9: all this here, But you know, the Masons and all
• 40:39
  Speaker 9: of them is really what the gangster is, you know?
• 40:43
  Speaker 9: O cash, Oh you know all this was before nineteen
• 40:47
  Speaker 9: o six and any all of that.
• 40:49
  Speaker 1: You know, well, sis ter tell didn't you hear about it?
• 40:53
  Speaker 13: Some Chicago woman who was one hundred and four years
• 40:56
  Speaker 13: old Her name was Dorothy Hofner, and she said a
• 40:59
  Speaker 13: world record for being the oldest person to sky dive.
• 41:03
  Speaker 13: She did this on August first, October first. She jumped
• 41:08
  Speaker 13: out of an airplane and made that history. The sad
• 41:10
  Speaker 13: part though, it's really sad, uh, Sister Odell, that miss
• 41:14
  Speaker 13: missus Dorothy died peacefully in her sleep a few days later.
• 41:19
  Speaker 2: Anybody's surprised.
• 41:23
  Speaker 1: She looks so happy when she was skydiving, she really did.
• 41:28
  Speaker 9: That wasn't a smile, sherely, that was a grimace. You'd
• 41:30
  Speaker 9: have jumped your old asside a plane at one hundred
• 41:32
  Speaker 9: and four years old. You don't see the heart attack
• 41:36
  Speaker 9: coming in this hell.
• 41:38
  Speaker 1: Maybe that was on her bucket list, sister Odell.
• 41:41
  Speaker 9: Maybe she's not you in the bucket.
• 41:46
  Speaker 7: Now.
• 41:46
  Speaker 9: You didn't kick the bucket, now, see all is hell,
• 41:49
  Speaker 9: se You gotta be careful about your little buckets. You
• 41:52
  Speaker 9: get a bucket, li Hey, your ass kicking the bucket
• 41:54
  Speaker 9: in a minute. Now, what you're gonna do?
• 41:57
  Speaker 5: Now?
• 41:57
  Speaker 9: You don't jump your ass at that airplane?
• 41:59
  Speaker 11: Now you should have.
• 42:00
  Speaker 2: You was already up there by heaven.
• 42:05
  Speaker 7: Do you have a bucket list? You got some things
• 42:07
  Speaker 7: that that you'd like to do?
• 42:09
  Speaker 17: You know, yes I do, and I don't know what
• 42:15
  Speaker 17: is it, but I won't get a rock Obama, okay,
• 42:24
  Speaker 17: andfore I.
• 42:25
  Speaker 9: Leave as well.
• 42:28
  Speaker 2: Excuse me shell. Oh and another thing, I want.
• 42:34
  Speaker 9: To talk to that truck drive. You know, the truck
• 42:36
  Speaker 9: driver that said he didn't want me on the show
• 42:38
  Speaker 9: no more.
• 42:40
  Speaker 10: Oh guess.
• 42:44
  Speaker 5: You know.
• 42:44
  Speaker 9: And he was talking about Steve can't do no good woman,
• 42:47
  Speaker 9: and all the year Steve ain't a woman.
• 42:50
  Speaker 2: Steve never said he could do a good woman.
• 42:53
  Speaker 9: I'm such an old deal pimp, recognized, no better, recognized,
• 42:57
  Speaker 9: mess around.
• 42:58
  Speaker 2: Crash your truck, okay, keep one, you.
• 43:01
  Speaker 9: Know, come on, Steve ain't no good woman. I know,
• 43:05
  Speaker 9: get well, Steve ain't a good woman. You ain't all
• 43:08
  Speaker 9: that good as truck driving either. That while you had
• 43:11
  Speaker 9: time to call in, yeah, she'd have been driving now
• 43:16
  Speaker 9: and I'm owning.
• 43:19
  Speaker 2: Now is that you're almost run?
• 43:22
  Speaker 9: If why I see the truck dormal treat you like
• 43:23
  Speaker 9: a little white girl with a KA shirt on.
• 43:26
  Speaker 10: Keep on, I mean, yeah, truck driving.
• 43:30
  Speaker 5: You don't like you?
• 43:32
  Speaker 1: He tell we gotta run.
• 43:38
  Speaker 2: Okay, the start and toll your gangsters up, pimps up.
• 43:42
  Speaker 7: You got.
• 43:44
  Speaker 2: Told you.
• 43:48
  Speaker 13: You're listening Steve Harvey Morning Show coming up at about
• 43:52
  Speaker 13: four minutes after the hour. It's my strawberry letter for
• 43:55
  Speaker 13: today and the subject is he doesn't want me and
• 43:58
  Speaker 13: she doesn't either. But now it's time for the prank
• 44:01
  Speaker 13: phone call. The nephew is here with today's prank phone call.
• 44:05
  Speaker 1: What you got for us?
• 44:06
  Speaker 7: And nef we're talking about landlords up in here today,
• 44:09
  Speaker 7: shyly landlord. All of us have had one. Junior is
• 44:13
  Speaker 7: the last one out. He's a homeowner. Now no, no
• 44:16
  Speaker 7: more landlords, no more landlords. We are all homeowners. Thank
• 44:20
  Speaker 7: you Jesus. Okay, but this right here is new landlord.
• 44:27
  Speaker 7: The new landlord. All right, I am the new landlord.
• 44:32
  Speaker 7: I know you didn't know it, but I need you
• 44:34
  Speaker 7: to be moved out by later on this evening, new landlord.
• 44:37
  Speaker 7: Thank you so kind of. Let's go catch dof.
• 44:39
  Speaker 5: Hello. Hello, I'm trying to reach a Marcus.
• 44:44
  Speaker 14: Yes and see who's it?
• 44:46
  Speaker 5: My name is Jason.
• 44:47
  Speaker 14: How you doing all right?
• 44:49
  Speaker 5: What's having Listen? I'm trying to figure out if you
• 44:52
  Speaker 5: guys are going to be out of the house by Sunday.
• 44:56
  Speaker 14: The house, but hell you mean out of the house.
• 44:59
  Speaker 5: Let me let me get application. Are you guys that
• 45:02
  Speaker 5: Wes Jennings. Yeah, oh kay, are you you guys have
• 45:07
  Speaker 5: to start packing up or anything like that?
• 45:09
  Speaker 14: Who are you?
• 45:11
  Speaker 5: Okay? Are you here?
• 45:13
  Speaker 14: You get my number?
• 45:14
  Speaker 5: Uh? I got it from mister. Are you?
• 45:16
  Speaker 14: Are you familiar with mister yeah, my landlord.
• 45:19
  Speaker 5: Okay, mister hasn't hasn't made contact with you, Marcus.
• 45:25
  Speaker 14: Now, I didn't talked to miss last gave him my payment.
• 45:28
  Speaker 5: Wow, who are you again? My name is Jason. I
• 45:31
  Speaker 5: actually who are you?
• 45:33
  Speaker 14: Who are you?
• 45:34
  Speaker 5: Well? I actually bought the property from mister six weeks ago.
• 45:39
  Speaker 14: Six weeks ago.
• 45:40
  Speaker 5: Yeah, I actually owned I actually owned the house. Now,
• 45:43
  Speaker 5: I'm I'm it was my assumption that you and Michigan
• 45:46
  Speaker 5: already because.
• 45:48
  Speaker 14: I made my last payment less than six weeks ago,
• 45:52
  Speaker 14: you owned this house.
• 45:54
  Speaker 5: I actually, I'm sorry.
• 45:56
  Speaker 14: I'm written this from mister. I gave him my payment
• 45:59
  Speaker 14: less than six weeks ago. So you're saying he got
• 46:01
  Speaker 14: my money, you own the house, and what's up with that?
• 46:04
  Speaker 5: Well? Yeah, I actually do. I guess you know he's
• 46:07
  Speaker 5: He actually.
• 46:08
  Speaker 4: Told me that you guys would.
• 46:09
  Speaker 5: Have been out by now, And like I said, I'm
• 46:11
  Speaker 5: gonna I'm looking for everybody to be out by Sunday.
• 46:14
  Speaker 5: Are you guys are gonna be able to get out
• 46:15
  Speaker 5: of there by?
• 46:16
  Speaker 14: Hold First of all, I figured two more years on
• 46:19
  Speaker 14: my leaf at this house.
• 46:21
  Speaker 5: You tell me you want me out by Sunday, well
• 46:24
  Speaker 5: Saturday if you could actually do it, dude.
• 46:26
  Speaker 14: Come on, you want me out of here on Sunday.
• 46:30
  Speaker 5: I'm saying, I actually have some tenants that are going
• 46:33
  Speaker 5: to be moving in on Monday, and what I'm trying
• 46:35
  Speaker 5: to do is actually get in there, get you guys out,
• 46:37
  Speaker 5: get the place cleaned up so the tenants can move
• 46:39
  Speaker 5: in and actually start unpacking all their things. They're wanting
• 46:41
  Speaker 5: to move in on Monday. Listen to me and my family,
• 46:45
  Speaker 5: we ain't moving. No.
• 46:47
  Speaker 14: I don't know what the hell you got to do.
• 46:48
  Speaker 14: Who the heit you gotta talk to? But you better
• 46:50
  Speaker 14: go on fixth day because I woulsh we would come
• 46:53
  Speaker 14: over here and try to tell me I got to
• 46:55
  Speaker 14: get the hell up out this house.
• 46:56
  Speaker 5: Okay, sir, I'm the owner of this house now.
• 47:01
  Speaker 14: I don't give it. I gave my money to mister Vernon.
• 47:04
  Speaker 14: You better call him, call somebody take it to fix it, and.
• 47:07
  Speaker 4: We ain't moving. No, Please, sir, I'm gonna need you
• 47:10
  Speaker 4: don't move nowhere?
• 47:12
  Speaker 5: Did I move you out by sunday? Sir? Now, this
• 47:16
  Speaker 5: is my house and you're actually.
• 47:17
  Speaker 4: Arguing with me about you ain't listening to me, mane.
• 47:20
  Speaker 14: You ain't listening to me.
• 47:21
  Speaker 16: We ain't moving.
• 47:22
  Speaker 14: I ain't. I figured got two more years on my lease.
• 47:25
  Speaker 14: Do my last payment? I paid that two months in advance. Man,
• 47:29
  Speaker 14: I ain't sure here.
• 47:31
  Speaker 5: Let me get you on mine. It was it was
• 47:34
  Speaker 5: it was responsibility, lady, here with the whole.
• 47:39
  Speaker 14: Come on, dag, you're tripping. Don't come up with just
• 47:42
  Speaker 14: I wouldn't bring bring you over here if you want to, all.
• 47:45
  Speaker 5: Right, sir, come over here. I won't be there on Sunday. Now.
• 47:48
  Speaker 5: If you're not moving out, I'll have to.
• 47:49
  Speaker 14: Move you like I ain't moving nowhere over here if you.
• 47:53
  Speaker 4: Want to, I'm not gonna sitting out here half with you.
• 47:55
  Speaker 5: I want you out of my house by Sunday.
• 47:58
  Speaker 15: I ain't moving.
• 47:59
  Speaker 6: Bring up money over here right now. We can sell
• 48:01
  Speaker 6: this right now.
• 48:02
  Speaker 4: I need you out of my Are you I ain't
• 48:05
  Speaker 4: gonna be a mouse.
• 48:06
  Speaker 6: And when you hear me, I ain't saying it no more.
• 48:08
  Speaker 5: You're arguing with me about my property, sir. Are you listening.
• 48:11
  Speaker 15: I'm paying for this.
• 48:12
  Speaker 6: I'm paying on this right now. I ain't moving no where.
• 48:15
  Speaker 5: You hear me.
• 48:18
  Speaker 6: Right here?
• 48:18
  Speaker 4: I got another two men saying I'm gonna get to
• 48:20
  Speaker 4: a better place.
• 48:21
  Speaker 5: You hear me, so learn me a tendant that would
• 48:23
  Speaker 5: be pulling up. I ain't give it a.
• 48:26
  Speaker 6: Bring whoever want to bring. I got some way on
• 48:29
  Speaker 6: y'all call on in.
• 48:30
  Speaker 14: I ain't received a note.
• 48:32
  Speaker 6: Notice, I ain't got a phone call for nobody.
• 48:35
  Speaker 14: Else I got. I'm listening to you talking. Is Michter
• 48:39
  Speaker 14: be calling me? He don't't who got my money?
• 48:41
  Speaker 5: Mister? Know?
• 48:42
  Speaker 6: Just mention on a phone call?
• 48:44
  Speaker 14: No email, no tax list, No what's the mister?
• 48:48
  Speaker 5: That old picture? Well, I own't like I put it
• 48:50
  Speaker 5: in there in my family.
• 48:50
  Speaker 14: If we're gonna be here for another two years.
• 48:53
  Speaker 4: Hear you're not that. I want there another two I
• 48:55
  Speaker 4: hear him, into a better place.
• 48:56
  Speaker 5: You're gonna be out of there. Everyone.
• 48:57
  Speaker 6: I'm gonna mare in my family.
• 48:58
  Speaker 14: If I is there, bring up over here.
• 49:01
  Speaker 6: If you wonte to.
• 49:02
  Speaker 5: Are you listening to me, You're gonna be allo like
• 49:04
  Speaker 5: manbody wants to come in and he's trying to hear you.
• 49:07
  Speaker 6: Gotta take care of it your own. You ain't moving
• 49:09
  Speaker 6: here and my family not this?
• 49:11
  Speaker 5: Are you? Are you listening to me, sir?
• 49:14
  Speaker 14: What you gotta say? You're saying something different now.
• 49:16
  Speaker 5: I'm telling you if you're not out by Sunday that
• 49:18
  Speaker 5: I'm coming to movie or stuff out by Sunday.
• 49:21
  Speaker 14: You ain't movie. Bring over here. If you won't, I
• 49:24
  Speaker 14: wish it.
• 49:24
  Speaker 15: Would, thank you.
• 49:27
  Speaker 5: Excuse me you. I got something else I need to
• 49:31
  Speaker 5: tell you. Are you listening? What? What are you listening
• 49:35
  Speaker 5: to me? Roy? Say something? I want to tell you this.
• 49:38
  Speaker 5: This is nephew Tommy from the Steve Harvey Morning Show. Malik,
• 49:42
  Speaker 5: your son got me the frank phone call.
• 49:46
  Speaker 6: You come on, mane are you praying?
• 49:52
  Speaker 5: Are you serious?
• 49:53
  Speaker 6: Come on, Joe, y'all see y'all are the stuff?
• 49:57
  Speaker 5: Man?
• 50:01
  Speaker 6: Man, y'all got me?
• 50:05
  Speaker 5: Dog? Oh man, I got you man? You all right?
• 50:08
  Speaker 14: Yeah, I'm alright, man. I'm letting my blood pressure calm down.
• 50:12
  Speaker 5: He told me, y'all listened to the show on the
• 50:13
  Speaker 5: way on the way to dropping the kids off at
• 50:15
  Speaker 5: school in the morning every morning. Donk oh, man, I
• 50:20
  Speaker 5: know you aren't getting out that house comes sunny watch.
• 50:23
  Speaker 14: No, hell no, we ain't moving nowhere. Oh man, I'm
• 50:28
  Speaker 14: already trying to save what I'm trying to get them
• 50:30
  Speaker 14: another spot.
• 50:31
  Speaker 5: Hey man, keep pushing, brother. I got one more thing
• 50:33
  Speaker 5: to ask you, man, what is the baddest radio show
• 50:36
  Speaker 5: in the land.
• 50:37
  Speaker 14: You already know the Steve Harvey Morning Show, and now
• 50:43
  Speaker 14: you have it.
• 50:47
  Speaker 7: It's Wednesday. I feel like some prank and praise up
• 50:52
  Speaker 7: in here this even and I do it this morning.
• 50:54
  Speaker 7: Prank and praise, breaking, break and praise, break and praise,
• 51:05
  Speaker 7: and let me know, let me take time to do this.
• 51:07
  Speaker 7: I want to say thank you to everybody that tunes
• 51:10
  Speaker 7: in on Friday nights for Ready to Love. I know,
• 51:14
  Speaker 7: I know the reunion. The reunion was just a hot
• 51:17
  Speaker 7: mess here and there, but I want to say thank
• 51:20
  Speaker 7: you for tuning in anyway. Yes, there was some people
• 51:23
  Speaker 7: in Dallas. Lord him Mercy, lord him Mercy. Ooh, they
• 51:28
  Speaker 7: showed they entire behind on Friday. Just show that all.
• 51:39
  Speaker 7: But get ready. I'm gonna have a whole brand new
• 51:41
  Speaker 7: season coming right back at you, so get ready again.
• 51:43
  Speaker 7: But I want to say thank y'all. Then I'm relation
• 51:46
  Speaker 7: I am on my way to season ten.
• 51:49
  Speaker 2: Y'all.
• 51:49
  Speaker 7: This is number ten. Get ready to come up.
• 51:51
  Speaker 5: So y'all.
• 51:52
  Speaker 7: Just y'all just got to watching number nine. You know,
• 51:55
  Speaker 7: y'all just got to watching number nine. So number ten
• 51:57
  Speaker 7: is on the way.
• 51:58
  Speaker 2: Won't he do it?
• 52:01
  Speaker 11: Won't he will?
• 52:02
  Speaker 7: Yes, won't he will? And he gonna do it again?
• 52:06
  Speaker 7: He keeps doing it for me. I'm gonna be at
• 52:07
  Speaker 7: the Bridge. It's called the Bridge. It's the Bridge Comedy Show.
• 52:10
  Speaker 7: It's in Stockbridge, Georgia at the Amphitheater, all right, hosted
• 52:13
  Speaker 7: about yours truly mean nephew, Tom. You got Rodney Perry
• 52:16
  Speaker 7: in the building, Dominique is in the building. Tony Roberts
• 52:19
  Speaker 7: and the headline of herself, the Queen Monique is in
• 52:23
  Speaker 7: the building, stock Bridge, the Ampletheater, The Bridge Comedy Show.
• 52:27
  Speaker 7: Tickets on sale right now, and then lay it in
• 52:29
  Speaker 7: the cut. It's the Sweetest Day, The Sweetest Day Comedy Jam, Chicago, Illinois.
• 52:34
  Speaker 7: I got nothing in my closet, but I'm coming anyway.
• 52:37
  Speaker 7: I got to bundle up some kind I'm buying me
• 52:39
  Speaker 7: a pea coat. October twentieth and twenty first, that's Friday
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  Speaker 7: and Saturday.
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  Speaker 2: The Nephew will be there, Yes, sir, pea coot ain't
• 52:46
  Speaker 2: enough for Chicago. No, that ain't enough. I tried to
• 52:49
  Speaker 2: tell him by handle it ain't the kind of weather.
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  Speaker 5: What what have you heard of?
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  Speaker 7: The hawk off?
• 53:04
  Speaker 1: You have some layers right all right?
• 53:10
  Speaker 11: Thank you nephew.
• 53:12
  Speaker 13: Coming on next Strawberry Letter. Subject he doesn't want me
• 53:14
  Speaker 13: and she doesn't either. We'll get back. We'll get into
• 53:17
  Speaker 13: it right after this.
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  Speaker 11: You're listening Harvey Morning Show.
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  Speaker 13: It is time now for today's Strawberry Letter. If you
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• 53:44
  Speaker 7: It could be yours. Buckle up and hold on tight.
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  Speaker 7: We got it for you here. It is Strawberry Letter.
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  Speaker 1: Thank you nephew. Subjects he doesn't want me and she
• 53:52
  Speaker 1: doesn't either.
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  Speaker 13: Dear Stephen Shirley, I've been married for almost ten years
• 53:56
  Speaker 13: to a man that has a wandering eye. I believe
• 53:59
  Speaker 13: that he has cheated on me multiple times, but I
• 54:02
  Speaker 13: could never prove anything. At one point, we hadn't had
• 54:05
  Speaker 13: sex in over five months. So I started sleeping with
• 54:08
  Speaker 13: one of my female co workers and I got so
• 54:10
  Speaker 13: frustrated with my husband that I moved out and I
• 54:13
  Speaker 13: lived with my coworker for three months. Our sex life
• 54:16
  Speaker 13: went south after about a month, but she told me
• 54:19
  Speaker 13: that I did not have to leave. While I was
• 54:21
  Speaker 13: living with her, my husband came to talk to me
• 54:23
  Speaker 13: several times and he asked me to come back home.
• 54:26
  Speaker 13: I kept saying no. Then he stopped begging me to
• 54:30
  Speaker 13: come home, and he unfollowed me on social media. I
• 54:33
  Speaker 13: wasn't blocked on his phone, but he stopped answering my calls.
• 54:36
  Speaker 13: My coworker that I moved in with decided that she
• 54:39
  Speaker 13: was getting back with her ex husband and they were
• 54:42
  Speaker 13: moving back in together. I had nowhere to go, so
• 54:45
  Speaker 13: I had to crawl my way back to my husband.
• 54:47
  Speaker 13: It had only been three months, so I thought it
• 54:49
  Speaker 13: would be easy to go back home, but he told
• 54:51
  Speaker 13: me that he had a new woman and she was
• 54:53
  Speaker 13: taking great care of him. I told him he was
• 54:56
  Speaker 13: still married to me, so the woman had to go.
• 54:59
  Speaker 13: He let me know that he knew that I was
• 55:01
  Speaker 13: sleeping with my coworker while I was living with her.
• 55:04
  Speaker 13: He said my coworker had begged him to let me
• 55:06
  Speaker 13: come back home because she wanted me out of her house.
• 55:09
  Speaker 13: My husband said, I can move back home, but he's
• 55:12
  Speaker 13: staying with his new girlfriend. How can he admit that
• 55:14
  Speaker 13: he's cheating on me and I have to accept it.
• 55:17
  Speaker 13: Do I swallow my pride and stay with my man?
• 55:19
  Speaker 13: Or do I face embarrassment and go stay with my
• 55:21
  Speaker 13: parents for a while.
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  Speaker 1: What a mess this is?
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  Speaker 13: To answer these questions depends now on what you want,
• 55:28
  Speaker 13: and you have to face the fact that this marriage
• 55:31
  Speaker 13: is over.
• 55:32
  Speaker 1: For the most part, this marriage is over. You both
• 55:34
  Speaker 1: have been disrespectful to each other.
• 55:36
  Speaker 13: You was sleeping and living with your coworker, him with
• 55:38
  Speaker 13: cheating in the ten years of your marriage. You say,
• 55:41
  Speaker 13: but this is your life. I mean, it is a
• 55:43
  Speaker 13: mess right now, and you've got to figure it out
• 55:45
  Speaker 13: and get it together.
• 55:46
  Speaker 1: You and your husband need to have a conversation. But
• 55:49
  Speaker 1: his mind is really already made up.
• 55:51
  Speaker 13: You called him your man, but he's living with another
• 55:55
  Speaker 13: woman who he said takes great care of him, so
• 55:59
  Speaker 13: he really has no he's gonna comeback now.
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  Speaker 1: He's her man.
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  Speaker 13: In other words, he has moved on, and I think
• 56:04
  Speaker 13: you should too. You're at the house by yourself, so
• 56:08
  Speaker 13: why don't you just stay there, try to get your
• 56:10
  Speaker 13: life together. You don't have to go live with your parents.
• 56:12
  Speaker 13: You can stay in the house. He's not there anyway.
• 56:15
  Speaker 13: Uh So you know you asked, how could your husband
• 56:19
  Speaker 13: admit he's cheating? And you have to accept it. You
• 56:21
  Speaker 13: don't have to accept it. You accepted it before, back
• 56:23
  Speaker 13: in the day, but you don't now. The only thing
• 56:25
  Speaker 13: you have to accept is the fact that your marriage
• 56:28
  Speaker 13: is over. Your husband is gone. So now what are
• 56:31
  Speaker 13: you gonna do, Steve?
• 56:35
  Speaker 9: I won't have spread the news that if you feel
• 56:38
  Speaker 9: there's a good getting used or you just keep on
• 56:42
  Speaker 9: using me. He until you use me? Boom boom boom,
• 56:50
  Speaker 9: bun on until you use me? Oh, where are you
• 56:55
  Speaker 9: being used up?
• 56:55
  Speaker 7: Now?
• 56:57
  Speaker 9: Just thought I had give you a little song for it.
• 56:59
  Speaker 9: This is a letter about a tragedy of a series
• 57:02
  Speaker 9: of stupid decisions everybody in this letter made and now
• 57:08
  Speaker 9: I ain't nobody gonna get nothing. But there's always a
• 57:13
  Speaker 9: common denominator in every situation. And once you find the
• 57:18
  Speaker 9: common denominator, you did find the source of the problem.
• 57:23
  Speaker 9: Who is a common denominator? The lady that wrote the letter.
• 57:28
  Speaker 9: Why because she is in all the relationships. She is
• 57:33
  Speaker 9: the one person that's in all the relationships. She's been
• 57:38
  Speaker 9: married for ten years to a man who's got a
• 57:40
  Speaker 9: wandering eye. She thinks she'd been cheated on him several times,
• 57:43
  Speaker 9: but she couldn't prove nothing. Well, that's cause you're stupid.
• 57:47
  Speaker 9: If you've been cheated on several times and you can't
• 57:50
  Speaker 9: prove nothing, but you think he has, man, you stupid
• 57:54
  Speaker 9: because it's hard to get away with it over and
• 57:56
  Speaker 9: over and over and over and over. Women are too small.
• 57:58
  Speaker 9: You can get away with once or two. Wife, you know,
• 58:01
  Speaker 9: cut your losses, get on out. But now if you
• 58:03
  Speaker 9: keep on, man, they gonna they're gonna double down on you. Then,
• 58:06
  Speaker 9: at one point they hadn't had sex for five months
• 58:08
  Speaker 9: the lady's sake, so she started sleeping with her female coworker.
• 58:13
  Speaker 9: How that conversation gets start?
• 58:15
  Speaker 2: Girl?
• 58:16
  Speaker 9: You know, girl, my man we just having some troubles. Girl,
• 58:21
  Speaker 9: And you know, he slept with me and I think
• 58:24
  Speaker 9: he was cheating, and then, you know, and then all
• 58:26
  Speaker 9: of a sudden, she started rubbing your thigh.
• 58:29
  Speaker 8: You know.
• 58:30
  Speaker 2: So here this is the wife talking to the coworker.
• 58:32
  Speaker 2: You know, girl, he just it just wasn't going right.
• 58:35
  Speaker 5: Now.
• 58:35
  Speaker 2: I don't know what is happening.
• 58:37
  Speaker 9: Why is she rubbing my thigh? But go ahead, baby,
• 58:40
  Speaker 9: just talk. And my husband, you know, he ain't slept
• 58:42
  Speaker 9: with me in five months. And uh, you're a little
• 58:45
  Speaker 9: high now, you little high? You rubbing my thigh? You're high,
• 58:47
  Speaker 9: and anyway you know my husband? Wait, boit, hey, you
• 58:50
  Speaker 9: back up there. You're too close. I keep telling you
• 58:52
  Speaker 9: you're too high. And then so me and my husband
• 58:55
  Speaker 9: we having these marital problems. Wait a minute, baby, hold up,
• 58:57
  Speaker 9: I just told you you're there. You're there now you
• 59:00
  Speaker 9: you got to stop people. Yeah, I'm move in with
• 59:03
  Speaker 9: you Friday.
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  Speaker 1: What happens.
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  Speaker 2: Say that happened.
• 59:12
  Speaker 9: That's all that happened. So now you done told your
• 59:15
  Speaker 9: coworkers all your woes in trouble. She'd have rubbed your thigh.
• 59:19
  Speaker 9: Now you have moved in with your coworker.
• 59:21
  Speaker 2: Who is email? That's your business.
• 59:24
  Speaker 9: But nah, we got a situation. When we come back,
• 59:27
  Speaker 9: I'll tell you all about it. Because your husband hadn't
• 59:29
  Speaker 9: changed your hearts went over there and start trying to
• 59:30
  Speaker 9: beg you back. We'll talk about that when we come back.
• 59:33
  Speaker 1: That's right.
• 59:34
  Speaker 13: Part two of Steve's Strawberry Letter responses coming up in
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  Speaker 13: twenty three minutes after the hour. Today's Strawberry Letter subject
• 59:40
  Speaker 13: he doesn't want me and she doesn't either. We'll get
• 59:43
  Speaker 13: back into it right after this.
• 59:45
  Speaker 11: You're listening Hardy Morning Show.
• 59:49
  Speaker 1: All right, Come on, Steve, let's recap today's strawberry letter.
• 59:51
  Speaker 1: The subject is he doesn't want me and she doesn't either.
• 59:55
  Speaker 9: Keep this subject in mind, y'all, because this is a
• 59:57
  Speaker 9: series of tragic mistakes. This woman got a she thinks
• 1:00:00
  Speaker 9: that has wandering eyes. She feels as though she's cheated.
• 1:00:03
  Speaker 9: He's cheated on herselveral times over the ten years, but
• 1:00:06
  Speaker 9: she can't prove nothing. Well, so much for that, and
• 1:00:10
  Speaker 9: you know, and then it got to a point where
• 1:00:11
  Speaker 9: they hadn't had sex in five months. They hadn't they
• 1:00:15
  Speaker 9: hadn't had sex in five months. He was having sex.
• 1:00:19
  Speaker 9: They wasn't having sex in five months. So then went
• 1:00:23
  Speaker 9: over there and was telling one of her coworkers, who
• 1:00:25
  Speaker 9: was a female, all her problems, you know. And while
• 1:00:27
  Speaker 9: she was telling them how bad her husband was, the
• 1:00:30
  Speaker 9: female was just comforting her, you know, and just patting her.
• 1:00:33
  Speaker 9: She was just tapping her on the top of her knee.
• 1:00:35
  Speaker 9: It started just pat girl, it's gonna be out right,
• 1:00:38
  Speaker 9: And then she kept on talking. Then she had to
• 1:00:40
  Speaker 9: grab her hand a couple of times. A girl, you're
• 1:00:42
  Speaker 9: patting a little bit too high. You're too high.
• 1:00:43
  Speaker 2: Now you're getting close to the promises. You know, you
• 1:00:46
  Speaker 2: back your hand up a little bit.
• 1:00:47
  Speaker 9: And it just kept on and the next thing, you know,
• 1:00:49
  Speaker 9: her hand was up there again, and she tried to
• 1:00:51
  Speaker 9: hold her wrist, but you know, she was kind of persisting.
• 1:00:54
  Speaker 9: The next thing, you know, she started touching the promise land.
• 1:00:57
  Speaker 9: And so they moved in together Friday. It's what happened.
• 1:01:01
  Speaker 9: They moved in Friday, and then she was living with
• 1:01:04
  Speaker 9: her and then for three months she stayed with a coworker.
• 1:01:08
  Speaker 9: And then and then they sex life went south, you know,
• 1:01:12
  Speaker 9: because you know, that's all she was doing with thigh pattern,
• 1:01:15
  Speaker 9: and she wasn't trying to do no better than that.
• 1:01:17
  Speaker 9: All that thigh pattern got old after three months because
• 1:01:20
  Speaker 9: thy pattern is you got to come with MO, you know,
• 1:01:23
  Speaker 9: and she just didn't have mo.
• 1:01:25
  Speaker 5: You know.
• 1:01:26
  Speaker 9: So her husband started coming over there begging her back.
• 1:01:29
  Speaker 9: And her husband was sitting there talking to about baby,
• 1:01:32
  Speaker 9: come on back home, and he was rubbing your thigh too,
• 1:01:34
  Speaker 9: but you already had known that.
• 1:01:35
  Speaker 2: So you pushed his hand off.
• 1:01:37
  Speaker 9: And there after the fourth trial trying to rub your thigh,
• 1:01:40
  Speaker 9: you pushed his hand off, so he just said, hell,
• 1:01:42
  Speaker 9: I'm gonna skip it. So he quit asking you because
• 1:01:46
  Speaker 9: you kept saying no. Then he stopped begging you to
• 1:01:49
  Speaker 9: come home, and he unfollowed you on social media. I
• 1:01:53
  Speaker 9: wasn't blocked on his phone, but he stopped taking my calls.
• 1:01:56
  Speaker 9: My coworker that you had moved, that she was had
• 1:01:58
  Speaker 9: decided she getting back with her ex husband. See all,
• 1:02:01
  Speaker 9: y'all was married, and she decided she getting back with
• 1:02:04
  Speaker 9: her ex husband because when he came over and begged
• 1:02:07
  Speaker 9: her back at worked, because he didn't use the thigh
• 1:02:10
  Speaker 9: rubbing technique, he went something else. Your stupid ass husband
• 1:02:14
  Speaker 9: was trying to come back with thigh rubby. Anyway, she
• 1:02:18
  Speaker 9: wanted to move back there with her husband, so they
• 1:02:21
  Speaker 9: asked so and they was gonna move back in together.
• 1:02:25
  Speaker 9: So now you ain't got nowhere to go, so you
• 1:02:28
  Speaker 9: had to crawl back to your husband. Now, you said,
• 1:02:30
  Speaker 9: only been three months, so you thought it was gonna
• 1:02:32
  Speaker 9: be easy going back home, But he told you he
• 1:02:34
  Speaker 9: had a new woman and she was taking great care
• 1:02:37
  Speaker 9: of him. I told him he was still married to me,
• 1:02:40
  Speaker 9: so the woman had to go. He told me that
• 1:02:44
  Speaker 9: he knew I was sleeping with the woman that was
• 1:02:47
  Speaker 9: the coworker while I was living with her, and said
• 1:02:51
  Speaker 9: the coworker came to him and begged him to let me.
• 1:02:54
  Speaker 9: You come back to the house because she wanted you
• 1:02:57
  Speaker 9: out the house. My husband said, you can. I'm back home,
• 1:03:01
  Speaker 9: come out, but I'm staying with his new chicken. Right
• 1:03:08
  Speaker 9: here is the question in the letter. How can he
• 1:03:11
  Speaker 9: admit that he's cheating on me?
• 1:03:14
  Speaker 2: And I have to accept it?
• 1:03:16
  Speaker 9: How because that's what he just told you. See, you
• 1:03:21
  Speaker 9: can't get mad at him for cheating on you. You
• 1:03:23
  Speaker 9: moved in with the woman and was cheating on him,
• 1:03:27
  Speaker 9: and he knew it because your coworker came and told
• 1:03:31
  Speaker 9: it to him and said, could you take her back?
• 1:03:33
  Speaker 9: Because I don't want her because I'm going to get
• 1:03:35
  Speaker 9: back my ex husband. How can he admit that he's
• 1:03:40
  Speaker 9: cheating on me? He just did it, and I have
• 1:03:43
  Speaker 9: to accept it. You don't have to accept it. But
• 1:03:47
  Speaker 9: he ain't getting rid of this new girl who.
• 1:03:51
  Speaker 2: No she in there? I'm talking.
• 1:04:03
  Speaker 9: He get through here in the corner, sucking his thumb
• 1:04:05
  Speaker 9: in a fetal position, sipping on lemonade. No, no, he
• 1:04:09
  Speaker 9: done went down and said he she doing him so good.
• 1:04:12
  Speaker 9: He neked in the corner in a fetal possision with
• 1:04:15
  Speaker 9: his knees up by his chest, sucking his thumb, drinking
• 1:04:18
  Speaker 9: on a Sunday delight with a straw in it. She
• 1:04:22
  Speaker 9: done just took him all the way back. He got
• 1:04:26
  Speaker 9: the Sunday delight with the little hole in the way.
• 1:04:28
  Speaker 9: You pushed a little bit of straw and you be
• 1:04:30
  Speaker 9: sucking through a cocktail straw.
• 1:04:32
  Speaker 2: Yeah, she got that.
• 1:04:34
  Speaker 9: Boy messed up. But do I swallow my pride and
• 1:04:37
  Speaker 9: stay with a man, or do I face embarrassment and
• 1:04:39
  Speaker 9: go stay with my parents? I go stay with my parents.
• 1:04:42
  Speaker 9: Like Shirley said, the marriage is oh, come on now,
• 1:04:45
  Speaker 9: he don't want you. She don't want you, her ex
• 1:04:52
  Speaker 9: her ex husband, that your coworker, and went back to
• 1:04:55
  Speaker 9: he don't want you. Now, gonna really miss your mind up.
• 1:05:02
  Speaker 9: You try to move back in with your mom and
• 1:05:04
  Speaker 9: daddy and you find out they don't They don't want you. Boy,
• 1:05:09
  Speaker 9: you're asking to be out what.
• 1:05:14
  Speaker 1: Girl?
• 1:05:14
  Speaker 7: You got? Some you got?
• 1:05:15
  Speaker 9: You have found out a lot about yourself in three months.
• 1:05:19
  Speaker 9: You have found out in ninety days that don't that
• 1:05:23
  Speaker 9: don't nobody won't you go on back to your mamma
• 1:05:28
  Speaker 9: and Neam house. Your daddy he gonna let you stay there.
• 1:05:30
  Speaker 7: Now.
• 1:05:31
  Speaker 9: Your mama gonna put up a fuss. You need to
• 1:05:34
  Speaker 9: go on back over there and work your marriage out.
• 1:05:36
  Speaker 9: That's what your mama gonna see. You can stay here
• 1:05:38
  Speaker 9: long as you can.
• 1:05:40
  Speaker 5: All right.
• 1:05:42
  Speaker 13: Over there on Today's Strawberry Letter on Instagram at Steve
• 1:05:45
  Speaker 13: Barb FM and check out the Strawberry Letter podcast on
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  Speaker 13: the free iHeartRadio app. Coming up next, it is Junior.
• 1:05:53
  Speaker 13: You ready, Junior?
• 1:05:55
  Speaker 7: Yeah?
• 1:05:55
  Speaker 13: And Sports Talk. You got a lot going on, Junior,
• 1:06:00
  Speaker 13: all right? Right after this, you're listening Steve.
• 1:06:05
  Speaker 11: Hardy Morning Show.
• 1:06:06
  Speaker 1: All right, Junior, it is time now for you and
• 1:06:10
  Speaker 1: Sports Talk.
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  Speaker 10: What you got Pippin? Come on, pimp all day and
• 1:06:15
  Speaker 10: what's up.
• 1:06:15
  Speaker 1: Let's just get to it.
• 1:06:16
  Speaker 2: What's up, ladies, everybody good.
• 1:06:18
  Speaker 10: Let's see how we did Week five. Pippin bears wencle Man.
• 1:06:21
  Speaker 10: This forty to twenty Pippin.
• 1:06:23
  Speaker 2: Wooh, that's a big win for Justin Fields. I'm sure
• 1:06:26
  Speaker 2: glad he got one.
• 1:06:27
  Speaker 9: I don't think I picked him though.
• 1:06:29
  Speaker 10: Jaguars man beat the Bills twenty five to twenty.
• 1:06:32
  Speaker 9: That's unbelievable. That wasn't going I know, good here one,
• 1:06:37
  Speaker 9: I ain't picked it, dude, ball.
• 1:06:41
  Speaker 2: Who that man?
• 1:06:43
  Speaker 10: The Steelers man beat the Ravens seventeen to ten.
• 1:06:46
  Speaker 9: Yeah, I was hoping they didn't, but they did. Stealers
• 1:06:48
  Speaker 9: looking strong this year.
• 1:06:50
  Speaker 2: We got to hear we gott to whoop them?
• 1:06:51
  Speaker 1: Hey, what did you do with this?
• 1:06:53
  Speaker 5: For?
• 1:06:53
  Speaker 10: Pipping Man?
• 1:06:53
  Speaker 12: The Falcons beat the Texas twenty one to nineteen late
• 1:06:56
  Speaker 12: field goal, I think you're going to Texas.
• 1:06:59
  Speaker 9: I went into ten.
• 1:07:01
  Speaker 2: Damn I m lost my damn mine.
• 1:07:08
  Speaker 15: Yeah.
• 1:07:09
  Speaker 5: Man.
• 1:07:09
  Speaker 10: The Lions man beat the Panthers forty to to twenty four.
• 1:07:12
  Speaker 2: Ell yeah, de Troit. Then there you go.
• 1:07:16
  Speaker 13: Man.
• 1:07:17
  Speaker 10: The Dolphins over the Giants thirty one to sixteen.
• 1:07:20
  Speaker 11: Cold it man.
• 1:07:22
  Speaker 10: The Bengals over the Cardinals thirty four to twenty.
• 1:07:26
  Speaker 9: Ooh, you know, I knew that was gonna help. I
• 1:07:29
  Speaker 9: was pulling for the Cardinals. You know, let's let's just
• 1:07:32
  Speaker 9: keep it real.
• 1:07:33
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I got you.
• 1:07:35
  Speaker 10: Here we go, Pippy. This made me feel better.
• 1:07:36
  Speaker 5: Man.
• 1:07:36
  Speaker 10: The Eagles over the Rams twenty three to fourteen.
• 1:07:40
  Speaker 9: Ain't no doubt. Jalen Hers signe fine, baby, do you
• 1:07:44
  Speaker 9: know what I'm saying?
• 1:07:46
  Speaker 10: Well, Pippy, what did you do here?
• 1:07:47
  Speaker 12: Pipping the Jets over the Broncos thirty one to twenty
• 1:07:51
  Speaker 12: one the Jets Damn.
• 1:07:54
  Speaker 10: Wait a minute, FIfF.
• 1:07:57
  Speaker 12: Yeah, man, all right, here we're gonna Pippin the chiefs
• 1:08:00
  Speaker 12: old the Bikers twenty seven to twenty Easy, easy, okay, Pip, here.
• 1:08:05
  Speaker 7: We go on.
• 1:08:06
  Speaker 2: What you think about this?
• 1:08:07
  Speaker 12: Pip the forty nine is over the Cowboys forty two
• 1:08:09
  Speaker 12: to tenne wait, Dak Prescott through three interceptions. Man, hey,
• 1:08:19
  Speaker 12: he close to that ten mark already. The Las Vegas
• 1:08:25
  Speaker 12: Raiders man beat the Package seventeen to thirteen.
• 1:08:28
  Speaker 9: Pippin, No, that ain't surprised me, all right.
• 1:08:33
  Speaker 1: And Pippin thank you.
• 1:08:35
  Speaker 13: Coming up at the top of the hour, female listener
• 1:08:37
  Speaker 13: wants to know why her dad's girlfriend is hating on her.
• 1:08:40
  Speaker 1: We'll find out right after this.
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  Speaker 13: You're listening hardy Morning show. This is from Diamond to
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  Speaker 13: Import Arthur. She says, I'm forty and married, and my
• 1:08:52
  Speaker 13: father still comes to take care of me and my household.
• 1:08:55
  Speaker 13: He hand washes my car, He comes in and washes
• 1:08:58
  Speaker 13: my betting once a week and he makes us some
• 1:09:01
  Speaker 13: kind of cast roll to get through the week. My
• 1:09:03
  Speaker 13: husband and I come home and there's a whole meal.
• 1:09:06
  Speaker 1: In the crock pot waiting for us.
• 1:09:08
  Speaker 13: My father got a new girlfriend two months ago, and
• 1:09:11
  Speaker 13: she started hating on.
• 1:09:12
  Speaker 1: How he treats me.
• 1:09:13
  Speaker 13: And it's got my dad's second guessing my husband. It's
• 1:09:16
  Speaker 13: like my dad took care of both of us, but
• 1:09:18
  Speaker 13: now my dad thinks my husband needs to step up
• 1:09:21
  Speaker 13: and be more manly. I know this is coming from
• 1:09:24
  Speaker 13: this new chick he's dating. Why is he letting her
• 1:09:27
  Speaker 13: influence him?
• 1:09:28
  Speaker 9: Well, your man do need to step up and be
• 1:09:30
  Speaker 9: more manly? What you talking about? Your daddy come on
• 1:09:32
  Speaker 9: over there washing your car? Your daddy over here, fix
• 1:09:35
  Speaker 9: your food? Da ain't your daddy job? Your man need
• 1:09:38
  Speaker 9: to be washing your car, your daddy over the house,
• 1:09:40
  Speaker 9: washing your car for Let me help you understand something.
• 1:09:44
  Speaker 9: Nobody Nobody gonna question my manho, that's not gonna happen.
• 1:09:51
  Speaker 9: Ever I'm doing. I'm doing all of my damn duties
• 1:09:54
  Speaker 9: as a man, all of them. I ain't short in
• 1:09:57
  Speaker 9: that department nowhere in the protection. I got it covered
• 1:10:02
  Speaker 9: one hundred. Now, yeah, it might be coming from your girlfriend.
• 1:10:08
  Speaker 9: But why is your man letting your daddy wash his
• 1:10:11
  Speaker 9: damn car?
• 1:10:13
  Speaker 2: Really?
• 1:10:14
  Speaker 1: Really you don't like it either.
• 1:10:17
  Speaker 2: I wish the hell I would go over colleague house
• 1:10:20
  Speaker 2: and wash being car.
• 1:10:25
  Speaker 14: What.
• 1:10:28
  Speaker 9: But see, I ain't got to worry about that because
• 1:10:30
  Speaker 9: being over there handling business being a good end rain
• 1:10:34
  Speaker 9: My son in law is handling business. He's a great
• 1:10:37
  Speaker 9: father man, You're a great father, outstanding.
• 1:10:42
  Speaker 10: Yeah all right, yeah, I can't I can't see that
• 1:10:46
  Speaker 10: being doing that. That that's crazy, mister Harvey, you missus spot.
• 1:10:52
  Speaker 7: That ain't even being's makeup man.
• 1:10:58
  Speaker 12: Father in law doing all that labors this hog this
• 1:11:02
  Speaker 12: hog man, we can use a little most season on
• 1:11:04
  Speaker 12: his meeting us.
• 1:11:05
  Speaker 1: Right, you're just sitting there chilling.
• 1:11:12
  Speaker 13: Being saying right, look, yeah, I think we have time
• 1:11:21
  Speaker 13: for one more Steve. This is from Pooh and Chesterfield,
• 1:11:23
  Speaker 13: who says I'm a single mother and my son is
• 1:11:26
  Speaker 13: usually sleep when I have men over at night. Yes,
• 1:11:29
  Speaker 13: I date a few men, but that doesn't mean I'm
• 1:11:31
  Speaker 13: sleeping with all of them. My son asked his friend's
• 1:11:34
  Speaker 13: mom why she didn't have a lot of boyfriends like
• 1:11:37
  Speaker 13: his mom. This woman had the nerve to tell me
• 1:11:41
  Speaker 13: that I need to be more conscious of what I
• 1:11:43
  Speaker 13: do in my own home.
• 1:11:45
  Speaker 1: My son is sick, so does he run this house.
• 1:11:47
  Speaker 5: Or do I?
• 1:11:49
  Speaker 2: Well, your son ain't as sleep as you think.
• 1:11:53
  Speaker 9: And and the woman makes a sense because the little
• 1:11:57
  Speaker 9: boy six is asking questions. Now, No, he don't run
• 1:12:00
  Speaker 9: the house. But look, if you think he's sleep because
• 1:12:03
  Speaker 9: you don't want him to see your activity, it is
• 1:12:05
  Speaker 9: because you ain't proud of your activities. He said, he
• 1:12:08
  Speaker 9: see you, but you know you think he's sleeping here
• 1:12:11
  Speaker 9: here here in something. Y'all in that, y'all in there
• 1:12:14
  Speaker 9: making noise. Now you saying I'm not sleeping with all
• 1:12:17
  Speaker 9: of them? You sleeping with enough of them.
• 1:12:21
  Speaker 1: He's got questions. What did the little boy say to
• 1:12:24
  Speaker 1: her friends? Mam why boyfriend?
• 1:12:27
  Speaker 9: Hey, your mom ain't got a lot of dude rolling
• 1:12:29
  Speaker 9: through him. My mama be having no book in here.
• 1:12:34
  Speaker 9: He think that's the norm.
• 1:12:35
  Speaker 7: That's bad.
• 1:12:37
  Speaker 9: How come your mama ain't nobody on your I done
• 1:12:39
  Speaker 9: been on here spending night. Ain't nobody coming over here?
• 1:12:44
  Speaker 2: Your mom holling or nothing? Damn ricky, my mama mom?
• 1:12:49
  Speaker 2: Man who boy boen? I go to bed to be
• 1:12:51
  Speaker 2: wild up in here?
• 1:12:52
  Speaker 1: So quiet in your house? At night.
• 1:12:56
  Speaker 2: Where your uncle's at.
• 1:12:58
  Speaker 8: Uncle.
• 1:13:03
  Speaker 9: Yeah, ladies, you got it, you got you gotta watch it,
• 1:13:06
  Speaker 9: because yeah, he's picking up from you young and if
• 1:13:09
  Speaker 9: that the image you want your son to have of
• 1:13:11
  Speaker 9: his mother, didn't continue, Yeah, all right.
• 1:13:14
  Speaker 1: Right, yeah, all right, all right. Coming up in twenty
• 1:13:18
  Speaker 1: minutes after the hour.
• 1:13:20
  Speaker 13: Uh, we'll talk to Steve Harvey about what he did
• 1:13:25
  Speaker 13: on his wife's birthday and for his wife's birthday right
• 1:13:28
  Speaker 13: after this.
• 1:13:29
  Speaker 1: You're listening.
• 1:13:31
  Speaker 11: Morning Show.
• 1:13:34
  Speaker 13: All right, Steve, you always tell us every year what
• 1:13:36
  Speaker 13: you do for Marjorie's birthday, so I know this year
• 1:13:40
  Speaker 13: is just as special.
• 1:13:42
  Speaker 2: What happened, Well, yeah.
• 1:13:44
  Speaker 9: It's a little bit different, you know, we traveling. Uh so, No,
• 1:13:48
  Speaker 9: she had a great birthday. Kids flew into surprise her. No,
• 1:13:53
  Speaker 9: she didn't know the kids were coming, so they flew
• 1:13:55
  Speaker 9: into surprise her. Me and my wife had a great birthday.
• 1:13:59
  Speaker 2: I got there in.
• 1:14:00
  Speaker 9: Time to help us celebrate it. She had the most
• 1:14:03
  Speaker 9: amazing floral arrangements you've ever seen. This was the greatest
• 1:14:08
  Speaker 9: I've ever done. I had to take a bow for
• 1:14:14
  Speaker 9: these right here. Boy, I did myself. When the dude
• 1:14:16
  Speaker 9: that was fixing them, when he sent a picture to
• 1:14:18
  Speaker 9: get my approval of the first one. And he was
• 1:14:21
  Speaker 9: on a step stool to put the flowers down into
• 1:14:26
  Speaker 9: the vase. He was on a step stool that I
• 1:14:29
  Speaker 9: knew I was doing something real gangster.
• 1:14:31
  Speaker 1: Yeah that's impressive.
• 1:14:32
  Speaker 9: And then you know, I gave her a mini shopping spree,
• 1:14:37
  Speaker 9: so and it wasn't much of a space. She bought
• 1:14:39
  Speaker 9: one item, She's very conscious of that. And we had
• 1:14:44
  Speaker 9: dinner and we had a birthday lunch and we had
• 1:14:47
  Speaker 9: a really really good time as she was so happy
• 1:14:49
  Speaker 9: to see the kids and spend time with the grandkids.
• 1:14:52
  Speaker 9: And hey man, me and my wife happy. So good
• 1:14:56
  Speaker 9: luck all out there that's trying to accomplish anything else.
• 1:14:59
  Speaker 9: But thank you, thank you for your prayers out there
• 1:15:02
  Speaker 9: for you all people and for those that hate us,
• 1:15:04
  Speaker 9: just know that I hate you back.
• 1:15:09
  Speaker 2: Stay well.
• 1:15:11
  Speaker 1: Coming up at thirty three minutes after the hour, we'll
• 1:15:13
  Speaker 1: play around it. Would you rather?
• 1:15:15
  Speaker 13: Right after this you're listening hard morning show, It's time
• 1:15:21
  Speaker 13: now for a round? I would you rather? Would you
• 1:15:23
  Speaker 13: rather sleep without a pillow? Would you rather sleep without
• 1:15:26
  Speaker 13: a sheet or a blanket?
• 1:15:28
  Speaker 1: Which one?
• 1:15:28
  Speaker 7: Oh no?
• 1:15:31
  Speaker 2: Yeah?
• 1:15:32
  Speaker 7: Yeah I need that couple of cover.
• 1:15:35
  Speaker 9: Yeah I won't I won't it.
• 1:15:37
  Speaker 12: I want a sheet and blanket, but she takes it
• 1:15:39
  Speaker 12: all at nice so but I won't the sheet.
• 1:15:43
  Speaker 2: I had no dog. Oh, they'll take it, then they'll
• 1:15:46
  Speaker 2: throw it back at you. Take it.
• 1:15:49
  Speaker 12: I ain't never you, I ain't never got the right
• 1:15:52
  Speaker 12: end of the blanket. I got the one from the bottom.
• 1:15:54
  Speaker 12: I don't know how I got that.
• 1:15:57
  Speaker 9: Whatever, Hey, junior, better take that little corner and get
• 1:16:01
  Speaker 9: yourself wrapped.
• 1:16:02
  Speaker 7: Up in.
• 1:16:04
  Speaker 13: Wear some flannels, all right, all right? Would you rather
• 1:16:09
  Speaker 13: live in the world with no music, no music? Or
• 1:16:12
  Speaker 13: would you rather live in the world with no movies?
• 1:16:16
  Speaker 9: Wow, no movies?
• 1:16:18
  Speaker 2: To hell with that music, y'all going on by your
• 1:16:21
  Speaker 2: with this music?
• 1:16:23
  Speaker 11: We got.
• 1:16:25
  Speaker 14: What?
• 1:16:26
  Speaker 2: What man listening to?
• 1:16:27
  Speaker 9: Watching no damn movie?
• 1:16:31
  Speaker 15: You know?
• 1:16:31
  Speaker 2: All right?
• 1:16:34
  Speaker 13: Would you rather your mind stays young forever or your
• 1:16:38
  Speaker 13: body stays young forever?
• 1:16:41
  Speaker 1: No mind or your body?
• 1:16:42
  Speaker 2: I want my old ass, man, I'll do that.
• 1:16:44
  Speaker 7: I want, yeah, my body.
• 1:16:46
  Speaker 9: Well tell me that's an easy choice for you, guys,
• 1:16:51
  Speaker 9: mature and wonderfully you know, still got the body of
• 1:16:53
  Speaker 9: the little boy, so got.
• 1:16:59
  Speaker 2: Pretty much got you got the best of birth world
• 1:17:03
  Speaker 2: right now. Don't nobody know how.
• 1:17:04
  Speaker 9: Old you are, But you're shocked and everything, talking like
• 1:17:08
  Speaker 9: old lass man walking around the door, Joe.
• 1:17:11
  Speaker 2: Outfence on boy timing. While you was gone, Boy.
• 1:17:15
  Speaker 9: I watched episodes of Ready to Love Boy did and Boy,
• 1:17:21
  Speaker 9: I said, dude, they really know him.
• 1:17:27
  Speaker 3: I was sitting there watching who is this cross leg
• 1:17:33
  Speaker 3: glasses on?
• 1:17:35
  Speaker 2: So is giving him these lines?
• 1:17:47
  Speaker 13: He said that.
• 1:17:50
  Speaker 9: That's preposterous, said, who is this on this show?
• 1:17:57
  Speaker 7: You know, man, you've been.
• 1:17:58
  Speaker 2: Dressing kind of nice. I seen pieces, I said, a
• 1:18:01
  Speaker 2: couple of pieces. I won't you know.
• 1:18:03
  Speaker 9: A couple of shoes are only too Yeah, those some
• 1:18:05
  Speaker 9: nice shoes, but I know they ain't have them in
• 1:18:07
  Speaker 9: growing up side.
• 1:18:09
  Speaker 13: All right, that's today's round of would you rather un sneakers?
• 1:18:16
  Speaker 14: Boy?
• 1:18:16
  Speaker 2: They'd be making down their baby cap.
• 1:18:18
  Speaker 13: Before we close out the show, we'll talk about the
• 1:18:21
  Speaker 13: Powerball jackpot right after this.
• 1:18:24
  Speaker 11: You're listening hard morning show.
• 1:18:27
  Speaker 1: All right, guys, here we are last break of the day.
• 1:18:30
  Speaker 13: Now, don't forget before we get to closing remarks that
• 1:18:35
  Speaker 13: the Powerball jackpart jackpot continues to grow. All right, it's
• 1:18:39
  Speaker 13: growing and growing and growing. There was not a winter
• 1:18:42
  Speaker 13: Monday night. The jackpot for tonight's drawing is now up
• 1:18:46
  Speaker 13: to Steve Harvey, You ready for this? One point seventy
• 1:18:50
  Speaker 13: three billion with a B dollars?
• 1:18:53
  Speaker 2: Okay, what's what's the cash out? The one time get out?
• 1:19:00
  Speaker 13: It'll be a lumpsum payment of seven hundred and fifty
• 1:19:03
  Speaker 13: six zero point six million.
• 1:19:06
  Speaker 9: Same thing, same the same money to me, one billion,
• 1:19:08
  Speaker 9: seven hundred billing, the same number, The same thing gonna happen.
• 1:19:13
  Speaker 1: Huh, same ball of light style. Oh, so have you
• 1:19:18
  Speaker 1: brought your tickets?
• 1:19:19
  Speaker 2: You guys bought your ticket?
• 1:19:20
  Speaker 7: Chet, I haven't one for this yet.
• 1:19:21
  Speaker 2: Y'all normally buy look like you too, You're good today.
• 1:19:25
  Speaker 1: What's what's the first thing you'll buy? Though, Steve?
• 1:19:28
  Speaker 13: What would be the first thing you would buy with
• 1:19:30
  Speaker 13: seven hundred and fifty six point six billions?
• 1:19:33
  Speaker 2: None? None?
• 1:19:35
  Speaker 5: Not?
• 1:19:35
  Speaker 9: What am I going to buy? Mm hmm?
• 1:19:38
  Speaker 2: It's you go?
• 1:19:39
  Speaker 9: What am I going to say?
• 1:19:40
  Speaker 1: What are you gonna say? Not even do?
• 1:19:43
  Speaker 11: What are you gonna?
• 1:19:44
  Speaker 5: Oh?
• 1:19:44
  Speaker 2: Don't buy? Don't The shopping is coming.
• 1:19:49
  Speaker 1: But you gotta say a few things.
• 1:19:50
  Speaker 2: It's the phone calls. Oh, yeah, who you calling?
• 1:20:03
  Speaker 8: Who's the first call?
• 1:20:04
  Speaker 15: Who the first?
• 1:20:05
  Speaker 7: Yeah?
• 1:20:05
  Speaker 2: Who the first call? Well, it's gonna be about it.
• 1:20:09
  Speaker 9: I'm probably gonna have to make about sixty individual calls.
• 1:20:17
  Speaker 9: Oh yeah, it's gonna be sixty. Yeah, because I'm and
• 1:20:19
  Speaker 9: I don't know any of these people.
• 1:20:22
  Speaker 1: Who don't know you don't know, no, no, no, no strangers.
• 1:20:26
  Speaker 2: Yeah no, well they have blogs.
• 1:20:29
  Speaker 9: Oh yeah, you gonna go oh all these nobody has bloggers.
• 1:20:35
  Speaker 2: Oh I got time for that. Get the phone.
• 1:20:38
  Speaker 11: I don't know.
• 1:20:40
  Speaker 9: I got seven hundred million, he said, Oh wait, oh wait,
• 1:20:46
  Speaker 9: Steve looking for you. You don't think they're gonna answer
• 1:20:48
  Speaker 9: the call, right right?
• 1:20:50
  Speaker 2: Okay, So that's first they're gonna do.
• 1:20:54
  Speaker 9: And then all my emails, social media, telephone numbers, all
• 1:21:02
  Speaker 9: those go away immediately. Nobody has my number. The only
• 1:21:07
  Speaker 9: person I'm gonna have to call right away is my
• 1:21:09
  Speaker 9: oldest sister, Mona. We have to call Mona and give
• 1:21:14
  Speaker 9: Mona my number because Mona not gonna play that, right,
• 1:21:19
  Speaker 9: And I'm scared of my sister. I'm scared of my sister.
• 1:21:23
  Speaker 9: So I called Mona gill Mona number. But after that,
• 1:21:26
  Speaker 9: ain't nobody else gonna have the phones under.
• 1:21:28
  Speaker 2: That's you know, JR. Let me tell you something. So
• 1:21:35
  Speaker 2: done with us as matter not ever talk to it ever.
• 1:21:43
  Speaker 9: I stop referring to us as us.
• 1:21:48
  Speaker 7: This is no more.
• 1:21:50
  Speaker 9: Yeah, that's that's not don't say that, junr. All you're
• 1:21:53
  Speaker 9: gonna do is hurt yourself. So you could just so
• 1:21:59
  Speaker 9: you could just say so unk. You're not gonna call
• 1:22:01
  Speaker 9: them people on that zoom right now.
• 1:22:05
  Speaker 2: Now what I will do?
• 1:22:07
  Speaker 9: What I will do, I will make all of y'all
• 1:22:10
  Speaker 9: instant millionaires.
• 1:22:11
  Speaker 1: When I go, yay, thank you, thank you.
• 1:22:16
  Speaker 9: Dave included what right?
• 1:22:21
  Speaker 2: Cat?
• 1:22:25
  Speaker 9: Just Dave and Cat, I ain't gonna have to leave.
• 1:22:27
  Speaker 9: I'm gonna give a Crystal like forty grand.
• 1:22:30
  Speaker 1: That's gonna take care of Crystal.
• 1:22:32
  Speaker 9: I'm gonna give her like forty grand. Don't just dog
• 1:22:37
  Speaker 9: forty grand. Christal don't even like me?
• 1:22:40
  Speaker 1: Loves you?
• 1:22:41
  Speaker 9: No, she don't.
• 1:22:42
  Speaker 2: What did all you talking about?
• 1:22:44
  Speaker 9: I know when somebody don't like me, it's cool. I'm
• 1:22:46
  Speaker 9: gonna give you forty because I don't want you to
• 1:22:49
  Speaker 9: feel that stink by me. You know, everybody else got
• 1:22:52
  Speaker 9: a million, all I got was forty.
• 1:22:54
  Speaker 7: What you don't really like?
• 1:22:58
  Speaker 5: Yeah?
• 1:22:58
  Speaker 2: I was thinking about give me you nothing.
• 1:23:02
  Speaker 13: Shoulder, Yeah, have a phone calls okay, yeah, and I'm
• 1:23:08
  Speaker 13: making one call.
• 1:23:09
  Speaker 2: Callen.
• 1:23:12
  Speaker 8: So you said the sixty calls the money? Now, who
• 1:23:14
  Speaker 8: what you're gonna buy first, and then we're go here,
• 1:23:17
  Speaker 8: we're talking.
• 1:23:17
  Speaker 2: Tell me what you're gonna buy.
• 1:23:19
  Speaker 9: First thing I'm gonna buy. I got it's two more cribs.
• 1:23:24
  Speaker 9: I'm gonna get to just two more cribs. That's all
• 1:23:28
  Speaker 9: I ain't gonna have. That ain't gonna get as expensive
• 1:23:30
  Speaker 9: as you think. And then I'm gonna get an airplane
• 1:23:33
  Speaker 9: that y'all go. When i'm flying back, y'all know it's
• 1:23:37
  Speaker 9: me because it's gonna be solid.
• 1:23:39
  Speaker 1: Gold, a solid old plane.
• 1:23:43
  Speaker 9: I like it well painted painted, Oh.
• 1:23:46
  Speaker 1: Yeah, a painted goal.
• 1:23:49
  Speaker 2: Okay, getting nasty.
• 1:23:53
  Speaker 13: Okay, this is off from seven hundred and fifty six
• 1:23:56
  Speaker 13: point six. All right, Tommy, you said you're making on
• 1:24:00
  Speaker 13: phone call one?
• 1:24:02
  Speaker 7: Yeah, Ooper s Yeah, I'm walking right out that house.
• 1:24:07
  Speaker 7: I'm getting the uber and I ain't never come back.
• 1:24:11
  Speaker 7: That boy, that boy twelve, And I raised that boy good.
• 1:24:14
  Speaker 7: He's gonna be all right. He got to be mannerable
• 1:24:16
  Speaker 7: and everything you're gonna make good with itself in life.
• 1:24:18
  Speaker 7: You're on the right record. Study well, that boy don't
• 1:24:22
  Speaker 7: need me no more after that, you know, I got
• 1:24:24
  Speaker 7: a good jump start. That boy good. That my little girl,
• 1:24:28
  Speaker 7: and journalism she's doing well in school, all of them,
• 1:24:31
  Speaker 7: everybody fine, and I got to walk out of them
• 1:24:34
  Speaker 7: and keep them clothes all that. Whoever whoever the next
• 1:24:36
  Speaker 7: day he is, he got plenty of cold clothes, shoes,
• 1:24:39
  Speaker 7: all that stuff. You Tom y'all, you have that record
• 1:24:43
  Speaker 7: a Rose Roy.
• 1:24:44
  Speaker 2: I'm gone.
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  Speaker 9: And you may never hear from us again.
• 1:24:58
  Speaker 2: I have a great day, hockey, God, ask God, can
• 1:25:01
  Speaker 2: you win it too?
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