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- 0:00Speaker 1: Today show is pre recorded. Y'all know what y'all don't
- 0:05Speaker 1: know y'all at all at all, So.
- 0:12Speaker 2: Don't given them.
- 0:16Speaker 1: Bu bussy.
- 0:21Speaker 2: Steve Yeah, listening to.
- 0:39Speaker 1: Joy Yah.
- 0:50Speaker 3: Joy, you know.
- 0:59Speaker 2: You love you know.
- 1:24Speaker 4: You gotta turn you to turn them out.
- 1:42Speaker 1: Turn You probably got to turn them.
- 1:44Speaker 5: Out to turn them out.
- 1:46Speaker 2: Turn a wad of the money. Joo.
- 1:55Speaker 1: Come come on, you're think, I sure will? Good morning everybody.
- 2:05Speaker 6: You're listening to the voice, Come on digging now?
- 2:09Speaker 1: What it only?
- 2:09Speaker 6: Steve Harvey got a radio show today. It's real simple
- 2:15Speaker 6: for everybody that's trying to become successful on any level,
- 2:20Speaker 6: in any arena, any genre. I don't care what it is.
- 2:24Speaker 6: If you're trying to be successful, this message is for you.
- 2:29Speaker 6: Let me help you understand something real clear. You ain't
- 2:32Speaker 6: gonna make it the way you want to, and you're
- 2:35Speaker 6: not going to make it to the heights that's fully
- 2:39Speaker 6: out there and available for you without God. And I'm
- 2:42Speaker 6: just keep it real simple and clean for you today.
- 2:45Speaker 6: You're not going to make it the way you want to,
- 2:49Speaker 6: and you're not going to get to the heights that's
- 2:53Speaker 6: available to you without God. You have to get this
- 2:58Speaker 6: through your head. You can try it if you want to,
- 3:01Speaker 6: because I did. I'm here to tell you I am
- 3:04Speaker 6: talking purely from experience.
- 3:06Speaker 1: Here you can.
- 3:07Speaker 6: Try it without God, and you can see how far
- 3:10Speaker 6: you can get. Will you have some measures of success?
- 3:14Speaker 6: Of course you will. Will it feel like days like
- 3:17Speaker 6: you might make it? Of course you will. But let
- 3:20Speaker 6: me ask you a question, though. What you're gonna do
- 3:22Speaker 6: about them days when you feel like you ain't gonna
- 3:24Speaker 6: make it. When you're gonna do about them days where
- 3:26Speaker 6: it feel like there are no answers to your questions.
- 3:29Speaker 1: What you're gonna do about them days?
- 3:30Speaker 6: What you're gonna do about them days when everybody laughing
- 3:33Speaker 6: that you turn it against you. What you're gonna do
- 3:35Speaker 6: about them, days when you just don't see no way
- 3:38Speaker 6: through it? What you're gonna do about them days? I
- 3:40Speaker 6: got the sunshine, you know, sunshine cool? Everybody got friends?
- 3:44Speaker 6: When it's sunny outside. You want some friends, hit the lotto,
- 3:47Speaker 6: you wanna get rid of them friends, go ask for
- 3:49Speaker 6: some help.
- 3:50Speaker 1: Man.
- 3:50Speaker 6: I'm talking about man. They scatter like roaches when lights
- 3:53Speaker 6: come on. I'm trying to tell you. So, now here
- 3:56Speaker 6: we go again, and you can do this without God now,
- 3:59Speaker 6: because I've done it and you can have yourself some
- 4:01Speaker 6: measure success. Let me even hip you to a little
- 4:04Speaker 6: bit closer, though, Let me tell you why you are
- 4:07Speaker 6: doing it without God and having some measure of success.
- 4:10Speaker 1: Can I tell you why?
- 4:12Speaker 6: Because of God's grace and mercy to us, because of
- 4:15Speaker 6: his grace and mercy trying to keep us in spite
- 4:18Speaker 6: of ourself, for the real mission that He really got
- 4:22Speaker 6: for us. See that's the truth of the matter now,
- 4:24Speaker 6: now what we're talking about, NASTI see. So yeah, yeah
- 4:27Speaker 6: you can do it without God, and you can have
- 4:29Speaker 6: some measure of success without God, and yeah, yeah you
- 4:32Speaker 6: got your little degree and everything, or yeah you completed
- 4:35Speaker 6: the program God, all that, YadA, YadA YadA.
- 4:38Speaker 1: But don't you know something.
- 4:39Speaker 6: It's because of God's grace and mercy that he helps
- 4:42Speaker 6: us anyway, well even when we ain't asking for help,
- 4:45Speaker 6: when he bails us out anyway, when we ain't even
- 4:48Speaker 6: ask him to be bailed out. You know why, because
- 4:50Speaker 6: He love us that much that he would allow us
- 4:52Speaker 6: to exist until we get our mind together where he
- 4:55Speaker 6: could take us away, really trying to take us.
- 4:58Speaker 1: Let's get this real straight.
- 4:59Speaker 6: And today you can do this without God if you
- 5:03Speaker 6: want to But I am telling you to get to
- 5:06Speaker 6: where you really want to be and to be all
- 5:09Speaker 6: that God has for you. You got to have God.
- 5:13Speaker 6: That is no ifs ads, but about it. And let
- 5:15Speaker 6: me tell you this here. I don't really care what
- 5:18Speaker 6: nobody then told you. Are you listening to me? I
- 5:22Speaker 6: don't care what they say. Don't get this thing twisted.
- 5:26Speaker 6: They got these people out here talking about they illuminaties
- 5:29Speaker 6: and all. Listen, man, don't listen to me. Don't get
- 5:33Speaker 6: caught in this mess. Don't get caught in no foolishness.
- 5:36Speaker 6: You were created by God. God created you and your soul.
- 5:41Speaker 6: We were all created in His image, all of us.
- 5:45Speaker 6: Don't get to talking about you.
- 5:46Speaker 1: Finish. Cut a deal with the devil in all you
- 5:48Speaker 1: ain't cutting no deal with nobody.
- 5:50Speaker 7: Man.
- 5:50Speaker 6: The devil don't do deals. He one sided. I'm taking
- 5:54Speaker 6: you to hell. You going to hell, You're burning hell.
- 5:56Speaker 6: That's his deal. I want your soul. I want you
- 5:59Speaker 6: to lose hope. I want you to take your life.
- 6:02Speaker 6: I want you to take some other people's lives. I
- 6:04Speaker 6: want you to feel hopeless. I want you to realize
- 6:07Speaker 6: that it ain't no God. That's his whole deal, his
- 6:10Speaker 6: whole deal is negative. Oh he can talk you in
- 6:12Speaker 6: the deal in drugs if you want to. But let
- 6:14Speaker 6: me tell you something about this. I watch these shows
- 6:16Speaker 6: all the time, drug inc And all this here cocaine mafia.
- 6:20Speaker 1: Everybody on now go to jail or get killed.
- 6:24Speaker 6: Our prisons is filled today with our young boys because
- 6:27Speaker 6: they thought they could outslick the system. They thought they
- 6:30Speaker 6: had away, they thought they sitting and been here and
- 6:33Speaker 6: they failed. For the old cliche, man, I gotta do
- 6:35Speaker 6: what I gotta do, I gotta get this money. Well,
- 6:38Speaker 6: the only reason you gotta do what you gotta do
- 6:39Speaker 6: is because, like I say all the time, you didn't
- 6:41Speaker 6: do what you were supposed to do. It is but
- 6:43Speaker 6: because of His grace and mercy that we exist, and
- 6:47Speaker 6: God is just taking care of you, looking out for you.
- 6:50Speaker 6: Got some angels and camped around you until you get
- 6:53Speaker 6: your mind right so he can get you where you're going.
- 6:55Speaker 6: But now I want you to understand something. There's a
- 6:57Speaker 6: cost and a consequence and a penalty for everything we
- 7:01Speaker 6: do this outside the will of God.
- 7:03Speaker 1: That's for all of us.
- 7:05Speaker 6: All of us have consequences, penalties and everything that we
- 7:08Speaker 6: got to deal with outside of the will of God.
- 7:13Speaker 6: Understand that clearly. Don't get this thing twisted sideways. You
- 7:17Speaker 6: understand me.
- 7:18Speaker 1: You know. I heard a young man tell me one day.
- 7:21Speaker 1: He said, Steve, you know, man, I just don't see
- 7:24Speaker 1: how God looking out for me, if he would allow
- 7:26Speaker 1: all these things to happen to me.
- 7:27Speaker 6: I'm having such a hard time in my life. I
- 7:30Speaker 6: really don't see how there's a God looking out for me.
- 7:34Speaker 6: I looked at a young man. I said, let men
- 7:35Speaker 6: ask you something. Man, you're still breathing. He said, yeah,
- 7:38Speaker 6: I'm standing here talking to you. I said, you're still free.
- 7:41Speaker 6: He said what you mean. I said, you ain't locked up,
- 7:43Speaker 6: are you? He said no, I'm standing here talking to you.
- 7:45Speaker 6: I said, where you get them clothes from?
- 7:47Speaker 1: I bought him.
- 7:48Speaker 6: I said, well you bought them to what I bought
- 7:50Speaker 6: them with money? I said, where you get the money from?
- 7:51Speaker 6: Young Joe.
- 7:52Speaker 1: So I got job, mister Huh, I got job. I said, well,
- 7:56Speaker 1: well where you live though? He said, I got apartment.
- 7:59Speaker 1: I said where you get the apartment from? Mister Harvy,
- 8:02Speaker 1: I'm working. I got an apartment. I got a job.
- 8:04Speaker 1: I said, okay, okay, So now this this God ain't
- 8:08Speaker 1: looking out for you? Think finish, finish telling me what
- 8:10Speaker 1: you're telling me. Well, see, man, I'm having it real
- 8:13Speaker 1: hard right now. I said, hey, hey, man, are you hungry?
- 8:17Speaker 1: Have you had lunch yet? He's yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
- 8:19Speaker 1: already had lunch. Yeh.
- 8:21Speaker 6: I said, oh, okay, okay, so gone finish telling me
- 8:24Speaker 6: about this how God ain't looking out for you?
- 8:26Speaker 1: He said, oh.
- 8:27Speaker 6: And you know, man, every every time I try to
- 8:29Speaker 6: do something, it seemed like it go wrong for me.
- 8:32Speaker 6: I said, but let look in the man some man,
- 8:33Speaker 6: I said, every time it go wrong for you, I say, somehow.
- 8:36Speaker 1: You survive it.
- 8:37Speaker 6: He said, yeah, yeah, I survive in some kind of way,
- 8:40Speaker 6: but it's still be all messed up on me. I said,
- 8:42Speaker 6: but but you still got through it though, he said yeah.
- 8:44Speaker 6: I said, okay, man, gone finish telling me how God
- 8:47Speaker 6: ain't looking out for you? And he stopped. He said, hey,
- 8:50Speaker 6: miss Harvey, He said, how come every time I tell
- 8:52Speaker 6: you something that's going wrong, you keep telling me God
- 8:54Speaker 6: looking out for me?
- 8:55Speaker 1: I said, because you're.
- 8:56Speaker 6: Still here, man, I said, see you on understanding, I said,
- 8:59Speaker 6: you see to think that you're supposed to just you're
- 9:02Speaker 6: supposed to skate through life. That is all supposed to
- 9:04Speaker 6: go how you want it, any kind of way, I said, Manjesus,
- 9:07Speaker 6: the test to your faith, I said, God looking out
- 9:09Speaker 6: for you the whole time. I said, every time you
- 9:11Speaker 6: tell me something going wrong, are you seeing to turn
- 9:14Speaker 6: around and tell me how you survived that. You keep
- 9:16Speaker 6: telling me what ain't going right, but you keep telling
- 9:18Speaker 6: me all these things you have. I said, man, so
- 9:20Speaker 6: what you gotta do is you got to stop looking
- 9:22Speaker 6: at the what you ain't got column and start focusing
- 9:25Speaker 6: on what you do have column. But if you ain't
- 9:27Speaker 6: happy with nothing he'd have done for you, you wanted
- 9:29Speaker 6: to keep piling stuff on. I said, you fail in
- 9:31Speaker 6: the test, young man. The test is are you grateful
- 9:35Speaker 6: for where you are right now? So I could give
- 9:37Speaker 6: you more so we can move forward. He said, oh, man,
- 9:40Speaker 6: I never even looked at like that. I said, well,
- 9:42Speaker 6: wy don't you take your blessed self on somewhere and
- 9:44Speaker 6: sit down? He said, I think I'm going over here
- 9:45Speaker 6: and let you finish talking. I said, thank you, sir.
- 9:48Speaker 6: Sometimes you just got to look at what you do God, folks,
- 9:51Speaker 6: that's all it is. Okay, you can't make it with
- 9:53Speaker 6: our God, y'all. You got me today, all right, let's
- 9:55Speaker 6: be clear, let's go.
- 9:56Speaker 8: You're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show.
- 10:03Speaker 1: Ladies and gentlemen.
- 10:05Speaker 6: The time has come to acknowledge the fact that today
- 10:09Speaker 6: is another opportunity, another chance, another gift from God.
- 10:13Speaker 1: Man, what an awesome gift it is.
- 10:16Speaker 6: I mean to be alive, to be able to be
- 10:18Speaker 6: given the opportunity to get it right again and again
- 10:22Speaker 6: and again and again. I appreciate it. I'm so happy
- 10:26Speaker 6: with the fact that he ain't through with me yet.
- 10:28Speaker 6: I expect great things to happen today. I've got the
- 10:31Speaker 6: right mindset, and so let's get it on.
- 10:33Speaker 1: Steve Harvey, Marty Show, Charlie Strawberry, Colinfrail, Mississippi, Monica Junior,
- 10:37Speaker 1: and the legend that is Nephew Tommy.
- 10:40Speaker 6: You know what or what is on your mind today?
- 10:45Speaker 9: All right, well, here's what let me ask.
- 10:48Speaker 10: You some can you identify one change you've made that
- 10:51Speaker 10: brought a lot of success to your career. There's one
- 10:53Speaker 10: change you made, not talking about money, just a change
- 10:56Speaker 10: you made.
- 10:56Speaker 1: Well.
- 10:57Speaker 6: I had to make several changes. One of the things
- 11:01Speaker 6: was I had to stop listening to the Peanut Gallery
- 11:06Speaker 6: park because the Peanut Gallery is not active out there.
- 11:10Speaker 6: In the arena active in the same thing that I'm
- 11:13Speaker 6: active in. So their comments from the peanut gallery were
- 11:17Speaker 6: a bit distraction at a little bit distracting. I cut
- 11:21Speaker 6: that out. I looked, took a close look at my
- 11:25Speaker 6: circle of friends.
- 11:28Speaker 1: And did some pruning in that area.
- 11:32Speaker 6: Not to say that we weren't still friends, but let
- 11:35Speaker 6: me stop this day to day association and entertaining this foolishness.
- 11:39Speaker 1: And ay man.
- 11:42Speaker 6: We're gonna go play golf, okay, but I got a compound.
- 11:47Speaker 6: We're gonna all stay together, and the big room in
- 11:50Speaker 6: the middle is gonna be for entertainment. Okay, I'm not
- 11:57Speaker 6: going to play golf like that where the golf at
- 11:59Speaker 6: you was talking about. See, because see, whatever y'all gonna
- 12:03Speaker 6: do in that entertainment room, it's gonna be real interesting,
- 12:07Speaker 6: except for me, because I'm gonna be on TMZ and
- 12:09Speaker 6: I choose not to be.
- 12:11Speaker 1: So I had to make some better choices.
- 12:14Speaker 6: I had to really let God order my steps instead
- 12:20Speaker 6: of trying to figure it all out by myself. The
- 12:22Speaker 6: probably the biggest thing, Junie, was the day that I
- 12:25Speaker 6: stopped trying to figure it all out myself. Because figuring
- 12:30Speaker 6: out there's not a scripture in the Bible that says
- 12:33Speaker 6: figure it out.
- 12:35Speaker 1: There ain't not one that tells you you have to
- 12:39Speaker 1: figure anything out. He'd have laid it.
- 12:41Speaker 6: All out there. All you gotta do is have the faith,
- 12:44Speaker 6: be willing to work hard and believe. And that that
- 12:47Speaker 6: was a huge chance.
- 12:48Speaker 1: So many changes I had to make, man, I had
- 12:51Speaker 1: to leave Cleveland, you know. I just wasn't. I wasn't
- 12:54Speaker 1: gonna make it down, you know.
- 12:59Speaker 6: And the only thing, Yeah, I gotta get out of
- 13:02Speaker 6: here first. These gigs that paid fifty to twenty five
- 13:07Speaker 6: dollars a night.
- 13:13Speaker 8: That's funny.
- 13:14Speaker 6: Keep a point, yeah, Yeah, a lot of changes. Some
- 13:18Speaker 6: people don't grow because they refuse to go. That causes
- 13:22Speaker 6: a lot of people to get stagnant. Yeah, it's a
- 13:25Speaker 6: lot of changes I made, man, Hope, I answered the questions.
- 13:29Speaker 6: Felt like I was all over the place a little bit.
- 13:31Speaker 8: Look at you now, though, look at you now?
- 13:33Speaker 7: Know?
- 13:34Speaker 8: All right, Thank you guys. Coming up at thirty two
- 13:37Speaker 8: minutes after the hour, we will hear from the nephew
- 13:39Speaker 8: if he runs that flame back you right after this.
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- 14:22Speaker 8: It is time now for the nephew to run that
- 14:25Speaker 8: prank back, nephew, what you got for is today on
- 14:28Speaker 8: the menu.
- 14:30Speaker 1: On the menu, on the prank menu.
- 14:32Speaker 11: Today we slide by the appetizers and go straight to
- 14:37Speaker 11: the entrede. This right here is called exotic delivery. Exotic delivery.
- 14:43Speaker 11: That's what we ordering today. You don't want to miss this,
- 14:45Speaker 11: all right, Exotic delivery. This is not what you think. Yeah,
- 14:49Speaker 11: we're gonna make a delivery. Okay, we drop it all
- 14:52Speaker 11: we drop. Yeah, we're gonna drop off a seal, a lama,
- 14:55Speaker 11: a couple of peacocks. Let's go get dog. Exotic delivery.
- 15:01Speaker 11: I'm gonna buy me a peacout. I swear I am
- 15:04Speaker 11: hello Hello, I am trying to reach Adrian.
- 15:07Speaker 1: Adrian.
- 15:10Speaker 12: Yeah, this is this is he.
- 15:11Speaker 13: How can I help you?
- 15:12Speaker 1: How you doing? My name is?
- 15:13Speaker 11: My name is Rashad. I'm with GPT and we have
- 15:17Speaker 11: a delivery for you. I'm going to be arriving probably
- 15:20Speaker 11: in the next I guess about the next ninety minutes.
- 15:23Speaker 1: Are you Are you actually at the house, sir?
- 15:26Speaker 12: No, I'm not at home right now, but I mean
- 15:29Speaker 12: you can just go ahead and leave whatever it is.
- 15:31Speaker 12: My wife and kids can probably get it with us
- 15:34Speaker 12: home from school, you know.
- 15:35Speaker 11: So let me make sure I got the address right.
- 15:37Speaker 11: Are you thirty eight North River Drive?
- 15:40Speaker 7: Yeah?
- 15:40Speaker 1: Yeah, that's my other Okay, so is anyone there right now?
- 15:43Speaker 1: At all?
- 15:44Speaker 12: Nobody is home right now. I don't understand why you
- 15:48Speaker 12: can't just just leave the package there for Yeah.
- 15:50Speaker 11: Well this has to be This has to be signed,
- 15:53Speaker 11: and I have you on here as the handler for
- 15:56Speaker 11: this delivery. So I definitely got to get quite a
- 15:59Speaker 11: few signatures from you. I got about five or six
- 16:01Speaker 11: pieces of paper sheets that you need to sign off on.
- 16:05Speaker 1: Are you is your What time does your wife get there, sir?
- 16:08Speaker 12: She'll be that What do you what do you what
- 16:09Speaker 12: do you mean? On a handler handling what what are you?
- 16:12Speaker 12: What are you delivering?
- 16:14Speaker 11: This is GPT, sir, this is Global Pet Transport. We
- 16:18Speaker 11: have two peacocks, we have a seal, and we have
- 16:22Speaker 11: a baby kangaroo that we're dropping off today.
- 16:24Speaker 12: Okay, this got There's gotta be some mistake, right, we
- 16:28Speaker 12: have a dog.
- 16:28Speaker 13: That's it.
- 16:29Speaker 12: We don't. We don't. We're not an animal sanctuary here.
- 16:32Speaker 1: I don't.
- 16:32Speaker 12: I don't understand what what you're talking about. We didn't
- 16:36Speaker 12: a kangaroo a field.
- 16:37Speaker 11: I mean you're you're you're you're Adrian's correct, that's my name, man.
- 16:42Speaker 1: Okay, and you're thirty eight North River Drive.
- 16:45Speaker 2: Listen, listen.
- 16:46Speaker 12: Yes that is accurate. But again, I'm not a handler.
- 16:49Speaker 12: I'm not handling things.
- 16:51Speaker 11: Okay, okay, sir, let me let me if there is
- 16:54Speaker 11: some confusion. Your name is here, your address is here.
- 16:58Speaker 11: So I don't see where I have a problem. If
- 17:01Speaker 11: everything i'm asking you, you're saying is correct, except now
- 17:04Speaker 11: you're saying you don't want your delivery.
- 17:07Speaker 12: It's not my delivery man. That's what I'm trying to
- 17:09Speaker 12: tell you. This is not I didn't order a kangaroo.
- 17:12Speaker 7: I didn't order these things.
- 17:14Speaker 1: Okay, a kangaroo, a seal, and two peacocks.
- 17:17Speaker 12: It makes sense. Man, two peacocks. Whose order is this?
- 17:20Speaker 12: This is not my order? Man, you got my name?
- 17:22Speaker 11: Okay, So here's okay, So here's here's what we need
- 17:25Speaker 11: to do. Will your wife be here, be at the
- 17:27Speaker 11: house within the next ninety minutes.
- 17:30Speaker 12: She might be. But you know what are you saying?
- 17:33Speaker 11: What I'm gonna do is leave them here, Leave them
- 17:36Speaker 11: at your at your place, and you can call the
- 17:38Speaker 11: company that shipped them and you can figure out what
- 17:41Speaker 11: went wrong or whatnot.
- 17:42Speaker 1: But it is my leave these animals there.
- 17:45Speaker 12: What is your what's your name?
- 17:46Speaker 1: Brothers?
- 17:46Speaker 12: What's your name?
- 17:47Speaker 1: Brothers? My name is Rasha.
- 17:49Speaker 12: Let me tell you something right now. Okay, you're not
- 17:51Speaker 12: about to leave no more animals at my secking house. Okay.
- 17:54Speaker 12: You're not leaving no peacocks. You're not leaving no kangaroos.
- 17:57Speaker 12: You're not leaving no concealed Okay, we're not having a
- 18:00Speaker 12: zoo at my house. When I get to my house
- 18:02Speaker 12: with shod ain't no animals gonna be there.
- 18:05Speaker 7: Okay, you know what?
- 18:07Speaker 12: Hold on, figure Okay, listen, let me get my wife
- 18:08Speaker 12: on the phone here right Let me call my wife.
- 18:10Speaker 11: Well, hang on, hang on, sir. I don't listen, sir.
- 18:13Speaker 11: I don't have time for you to reach out to
- 18:14Speaker 11: you wife, for you to try to figure out what
- 18:16Speaker 11: you're gonna do about your kangaroo, your peacocks, your seal.
- 18:20Speaker 11: I gotta make this drop. I gotta keep moving. I
- 18:23Speaker 11: have other animals on the truck.
- 18:25Speaker 12: I don't give up about your other animals. Okay, I'm
- 18:28Speaker 12: home my wife if she may be ordered the cable,
- 18:30Speaker 12: the seal, okay, because I know I didn't order. All right,
- 18:33Speaker 12: We're just figure this out, okay, sir.
- 18:36Speaker 11: Listen to me. Listen to me, sir. You can figure
- 18:39Speaker 11: this out when you get home.
- 18:41Speaker 1: Right now.
- 18:42Speaker 11: I'm I'm now about an hour out. I'm gonna drop
- 18:45Speaker 11: the animals. If there's something, sir, If it's not yours,
- 18:50Speaker 11: somebody will come back tomorrow and pick them up.
- 18:54Speaker 12: You mean somebody gonna come back and pick them up tomorrow.
- 18:56Speaker 12: I'm not gonna have the my house overnight. But you
- 18:59Speaker 12: think I am out ain't Mary Poppa's man. I ain't
- 19:01Speaker 12: out here doing nothing with these animals like this. You're crazy.
- 19:04Speaker 1: Raehan.
- 19:04Speaker 12: Please, if there's a animal at my house, when I arrived.
- 19:08Speaker 1: So help me, God, so so so help you.
- 19:10Speaker 7: God.
- 19:10Speaker 1: What you're gonna have? The animal is gonna be there
- 19:12Speaker 1: when you get there.
- 19:13Speaker 11: Man, you're not finna use you're slowing up my whole
- 19:16Speaker 11: delivery uh route today.
- 19:18Speaker 1: Okay, I ain't got time for this.
- 19:19Speaker 12: I ain't got time this, man.
- 19:21Speaker 7: I want to know why you ordered.
- 19:23Speaker 1: Why you order a kangaroo if you don't.
- 19:25Speaker 12: Want it now, if I didn't order them kangaroo, that's
- 19:28Speaker 12: why I don't want the king, because I didn't order
- 19:31Speaker 12: them in kangaroo. Be telling me what'sorder, what's want? Okay,
- 19:35Speaker 12: this is the worst customer services of the world. I
- 19:37Speaker 12: don't even know the customer of yours. You're trying to
- 19:40Speaker 12: tell me that I got a kangaroo of peacock and
- 19:43Speaker 12: peacocks too.
- 19:44Speaker 1: You have two peacocks, you have two peacocks. Sir.
- 19:47Speaker 12: This isn't even make any I'm gonna do with those animals.
- 19:51Speaker 11: Animals, I don't know what you're gonna do with them,
- 19:53Speaker 11: but you're gonna sign. You're gonna sign this paperwork though,
- 19:56Speaker 11: that's what you're gonna do.
- 19:58Speaker 12: Why if you think I'm sorry enough paperwork animal?
- 20:03Speaker 11: I don't want to whoop your at your house in
- 20:06Speaker 11: front of your wife and kids behind some animals. I don't,
- 20:09Speaker 11: but you're gonna sign my paperwork?
- 20:11Speaker 12: You would, I wish you would. Trying to whoop my
- 20:14Speaker 12: I'm about to show my kids what it looks like
- 20:16Speaker 12: to show up and talk real restless. Okay, you showing
- 20:19Speaker 12: up here with a caravan of animals like I mean
- 20:21Speaker 12: the ridiculous Okay, huh no, face man, this is ridicuous.
- 20:27Speaker 1: There's only one thing I really, just only one last
- 20:30Speaker 1: thing I need to take you, to be honest with you,
- 20:32Speaker 1: what is that.
- 20:33Speaker 11: The only thing I can tell you now, Adrian, is
- 20:35Speaker 11: that I have nephew Tommy from the Steve Harvey Morny Show.
- 20:39Speaker 11: Your wife, Bridget got me the frank phone.
- 20:41Speaker 1: Call you.
- 20:42Speaker 12: Oh man, you gotta be oh man.
- 20:48Speaker 1: Wow. You don't want the delivery man. You don't want
- 20:54Speaker 1: I don't.
- 20:54Speaker 12: Want the kangaroo man. Those animals together, Man, you gotta
- 20:59Speaker 12: be high up to my.
- 21:00Speaker 7: I know.
- 21:02Speaker 1: All right, baby, give it.
- 21:03Speaker 11: Tell me what's the baddest and I mean the baddest
- 21:06Speaker 11: radio show in the land.
- 21:07Speaker 1: Let me hear it, Adrian.
- 21:08Speaker 12: It's a Steve Harvey Morning Show. Baby.
- 21:15Speaker 1: I embrace my stupid you know what I'm saying. I
- 21:17Speaker 1: think your stupidity has embraced you.
- 21:22Speaker 8: All right, guys, coming up thinking of you as the
- 21:26Speaker 8: COLO our chief love Officer Steve Harvey. Right after this,
- 21:30Speaker 8: you're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show.
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- 22:08Speaker 8: Slash Join coming up at the top of the hour.
- 22:12Speaker 8: And entertainment news. Diddy's defense attorneys that Diddy was applauded
- 22:15Speaker 8: by inmates at the prison last week. Fifty Cent has
- 22:19Speaker 8: his own streaming network, and Master p retired from hip
- 22:24Speaker 8: hop after almost forty years that's all coming up at
- 22:27Speaker 8: the top of the hour, but right now it is
- 22:30Speaker 8: time to ask the CLO our Chief Love Officer, Steve Harvey.
- 22:35Speaker 8: This is from Levi and Woodbridge. Levi says, I believe
- 22:40Speaker 8: in disciplining my son whenever he needs it. He told
- 22:44Speaker 8: me to shut up, so I gained him by the
- 22:46Speaker 8: shirt collar to get his attention. My wife hates when
- 22:50Speaker 8: I react that way because our son is only five.
- 22:53Speaker 8: At what age is it appropriate to snatch him?
- 22:57Speaker 1: Fuck?
- 22:57Speaker 8: Give me an, I just need a number.
- 23:00Speaker 1: We're probably it's somewhere like at my house when I
- 23:03Speaker 1: was growing up. I think collar snatching started around two.
- 23:09Speaker 6: Yeah, you know, you know when I got to them
- 23:14Speaker 6: terrible tues and said, no, no, I ain't ever told
- 23:20Speaker 6: my daddy to shut up. That was a consequence attached
- 23:24Speaker 6: to that. That was, you know, And and once again, fathers, mothers,
- 23:32Speaker 6: when you have a man that's trying to raise these
- 23:34Speaker 6: boys and help teach them the way, the way the manhood,
- 23:37Speaker 6: if I were you, I would allow that to happen
- 23:40Speaker 6: because if you don't have an if you have an
- 23:43Speaker 6: undisciplined boy, I'm telling you right now, does that you're
- 23:47Speaker 6: either gonna bury him or you're gonna have an inmate
- 23:50Speaker 6: that you cannot have undisciplined boys, and he would do
- 23:55Speaker 6: some undisciplined things to girls. And you're stopping this man
- 23:59Speaker 6: from checking it. Boy, if you stupid enough to tell
- 24:03Speaker 6: your daddy stupid, you might say that shut up. You
- 24:06Speaker 6: might say that to the police. Then guess what s Yeah?
- 24:10Speaker 1: All right?
- 24:11Speaker 8: Moving on to Kendra in Indianapolis, Kendre writes, I'm twenty
- 24:14Speaker 8: eight years old and my mom is dating a thirty
- 24:16Speaker 8: two year old that I dated. I told her that
- 24:19Speaker 8: we dated, and he confirmed it for her, but she
- 24:22Speaker 8: doesn't care. Luckily we never had sex. What kind of
- 24:26Speaker 8: man would do that? Am I supposed to be okay
- 24:28Speaker 8: with this?
- 24:30Speaker 7: No?
- 24:30Speaker 1: You not.
- 24:30Speaker 6: You don't have to be okay with it. The problem
- 24:33Speaker 6: is your mama okay with it? Yeah, mama got to
- 24:37Speaker 6: get hurt.
- 24:39Speaker 1: See, I understand you not being okay with it. Mama.
- 24:43Speaker 6: I dated this man, now he dating your mama. I
- 24:46Speaker 6: will say this though, I'm just going out here on this.
- 24:49Speaker 8: From here, I never say your mama fine.
- 24:52Speaker 11: Yes, yeah, if Levonte wont them, yes, and Lavonte fine.
- 25:04Speaker 4: Yeah.
- 25:04Speaker 8: There's not a lot of ugly Levante's.
- 25:12Speaker 1: All right?
- 25:12Speaker 8: Moving on to Shay and Topeka. Shay writes, I worked
- 25:18Speaker 8: part time in a hardware store and my ex came
- 25:20Speaker 8: to get extra keys made for his house. He left
- 25:23Speaker 8: his original key in the store and I called to
- 25:26Speaker 8: tell him. He told me to keep the key. Is
- 25:29Speaker 8: it a sign that we're not done? Or is he
- 25:32Speaker 8: going to change his lots?
- 25:35Speaker 1: Right there?
- 25:36Speaker 6: So so, but he came in there to get copies
- 25:42Speaker 6: of the key made. Yeah, extra extra so he got
- 25:46Speaker 6: copies of the keys. How does that signify change in
- 25:49Speaker 6: the locks?
- 25:49Speaker 8: Exactly? So?
- 25:52Speaker 6: Is it a sign that you know well? Or he
- 25:59Speaker 6: don't want to go back down there and see you, so.
- 26:01Speaker 8: He'd have told you to just.
- 26:04Speaker 2: There's that?
- 26:05Speaker 8: There's that?
- 26:07Speaker 6: Is that a sign that he want I'm pretty sure
- 26:09Speaker 6: he would have said more than that.
- 26:11Speaker 1: Hey, look, i'm gonna get these extra keys made. Here's
- 26:14Speaker 1: one for you in case you ever need to stop
- 26:16Speaker 1: by for anything, because I'm here for you.
- 26:18Speaker 6: He would have said that if he left the original
- 26:21Speaker 6: key and he told you to keep it cause he
- 26:24Speaker 6: ain't want to come.
- 26:25Speaker 8: Back down, not a sign of anything.
- 26:29Speaker 1: That all that's a sign in I saw right, you
- 26:32Speaker 1: keep it, keep it. That's how he's said that.
- 26:37Speaker 6: Steve oh man, you got all you got? Yeah, gon
- 26:44Speaker 6: keep it.
- 26:45Speaker 4: Yeah.
- 26:46Speaker 8: He didn't even call her when he noticed that the
- 26:49Speaker 8: key was missing. She called him. Yeah, all right, this
- 26:54Speaker 8: is the last one. Okay, listen carefully, this is the
- 26:56Speaker 8: last one. But Tina and Harlem, right. I've had a
- 27:01Speaker 8: special relationship with a neighbor for five years and her
- 27:05Speaker 8: husband didn't know about it, and neither did my husband.
- 27:10Speaker 8: She's divorced now and she's expecting to spend more time
- 27:13Speaker 8: with me. That's not happening. So how do I tell
- 27:17Speaker 8: her that.
- 27:20Speaker 1: I'll tell you what going across the hall and tell her.
- 27:25Speaker 8: Over there because she's a neighbor.
- 27:28Speaker 6: Yeah, hey, all this now, you didn't messed up your house.
- 27:33Speaker 1: But I ain't trying to mess up mind.
- 27:35Speaker 6: I was just doing trying to do a little something
- 27:36Speaker 6: something on the side.
- 27:39Speaker 1: You ain't, I ain't really, you know, it ain't. It
- 27:43Speaker 1: ain't what I thought it.
- 27:44Speaker 8: Was five years five years, you know.
- 27:51Speaker 1: It was just enjoying the sneaking around and every now
- 27:54Speaker 1: and then and all that.
- 27:55Speaker 2: I don't know.
- 27:56Speaker 6: I don't know, I can't, you know. I'm a Look,
- 28:00Speaker 6: I'm just gonna be honest with you. When I hear
- 28:02Speaker 6: about women with other women. I'm way more tolerant. Mm hmm, okay,
- 28:11Speaker 6: because I actually see what they see, what she sees.
- 28:16Speaker 14: I got okay, I see that you just no, just
- 28:26Speaker 14: giveing him an example. No, do you think before you speaking?
- 28:31Speaker 1: Just get everybody driving thinking the car, everybody driving. You
- 28:37Speaker 1: have to say everything that comes to your mind.
- 28:42Speaker 15: She gotta move, So yeah, move, I'm saying, you know,
- 28:53Speaker 15: if you're.
- 28:53Speaker 10: Gonna break up with you probably want to do it
- 28:55Speaker 10: somewhere in pupplic and Harlem, like, take her down to
- 28:57Speaker 10: Apollo and tell her. Don't tell that, just don't on
- 29:00Speaker 10: too apollow and break up. Don't don't do that at
- 29:04Speaker 10: that apartment. Take the Sylvia, your army at the Apollo.
- 29:12Speaker 9: Till get there, show.
- 29:16Speaker 1: Rubbed the rock.
- 29:17Speaker 9: I don't need to do this no more, all right?
- 29:22Speaker 8: Tell her?
- 29:23Speaker 6: Yeah, sometimes you just don't have an answer for you know,
- 29:27Speaker 6: one thing I've discovered. You can't help everybody.
- 29:32Speaker 1: Yeah with that.
- 29:34Speaker 8: Yeah, but you gave her an answer. You just said
- 29:37Speaker 8: to tell her walk across and tell her, because that's
- 29:40Speaker 8: what she wants to know. How does she tell her that?
- 29:42Speaker 1: You know, I would use English.
- 29:47Speaker 6: English would probably be the best way. What do you
- 29:51Speaker 6: mean you think about I don't know how to tell
- 29:54Speaker 6: her the English words. Wow you if you try to
- 30:02Speaker 6: do it in Russian and it is really just gonna
- 30:05Speaker 6: sound too harsh.
- 30:11Speaker 8: All right, well, thank you Colo. You tried, You definitely try.
- 30:17Speaker 8: All right, guys, thank you Colo. Coming up at the
- 30:21Speaker 8: top of the hour, we will have some entertainment news
- 30:23Speaker 8: for you right after this. You're listening Steve Harvey Morning Show.
- 30:33Speaker 8: According to Ditty's defense attorney, Diddy is somewhat of a
- 30:36Speaker 8: hero in the prison now. Ditty's attorney told the Associated
- 30:40Speaker 8: Press that Diddy got a standing ovation from his fellow
- 30:43Speaker 8: inmate when he returned to federal prison following his verdict
- 30:47Speaker 8: last week. They all said, quote, we never get to
- 30:50Speaker 8: see anyone who beats the government. Did he, as you know,
- 30:54Speaker 8: was acquitted of three serious charges, including sex trafficking and racketeering,
- 30:58Speaker 8: but convicted untwo counts under the Man Act for prostitution.
- 31:03Speaker 8: The applause from fellow inmates showed how rare it is
- 31:06Speaker 8: to see someone score any type of win in federal court.
- 31:10Speaker 8: So was that shocking when you guys heard the verdict?
- 31:13Speaker 8: Was it shocking to you?
- 31:15Speaker 1: Well?
- 31:15Speaker 6: Yeah, I mean because from the very beginning, you know,
- 31:18Speaker 6: when the boys with the alphabets come to your house
- 31:21Speaker 6: on they jackets atf FBI cia E. Anytime the boys
- 31:30Speaker 6: come you have a major problem. I thought it would
- 31:34Speaker 6: go far worse. But and then when it didn't, it
- 31:37Speaker 6: didn't really make me glad or sad. I'm impartial to it.
- 31:43Speaker 6: I'm like I said before, I don't relish in the
- 31:46Speaker 6: downfall of anybody.
- 31:47Speaker 1: I'm just not that person, man, I don't. I'm not. Yeah,
- 31:51Speaker 1: the good he going away for life. I hate to
- 31:53Speaker 1: see that. I hate to see.
- 31:55Speaker 6: People come to that part where they get written off
- 32:00Speaker 6: and thrown away. I hate that for anybody. Now, you know, look,
- 32:04Speaker 6: you murdered somebody, you know you got to go. And
- 32:07Speaker 6: I'm not saying that what he did wasn't wrong. But
- 32:10Speaker 6: what they what he was on trial for, they didn't prove.
- 32:15Speaker 6: They didn't prove. Now, if he was on trial for
- 32:18Speaker 6: domestic violence, and you could get a lot of time
- 32:21Speaker 6: for domestic violence, he'd be He's be in prison for
- 32:23Speaker 6: a while. Like what they took him in like that,
- 32:28Speaker 6: you didn't like what tummy jumping.
- 32:30Speaker 11: On that girl in that uh and that hole, Well
- 32:32Speaker 11: that's what that's what cost him everything.
- 32:36Speaker 6: It opened up the Pandora's box, you know, but you
- 32:39Speaker 6: it just goes. I just hope that young men who
- 32:44Speaker 6: witnessed this don't don't see the part that he's getting
- 32:50Speaker 6: away with, because I'm telling you right now, he's not
- 32:55Speaker 6: getting away with anything. You still you still have to
- 33:01Speaker 6: answer to God. I don't care who you are. You
- 33:05Speaker 6: still got an answer to the Creator. You have to
- 33:08Speaker 6: you have to atone for this life. Were living down here.
- 33:12Speaker 6: So all the people think he got off easy. They
- 33:14Speaker 6: should have did this. That's the system we got in
- 33:17Speaker 6: this country. And he and he may get off even more.
- 33:21Speaker 6: And and but I want young people, young men out there,
- 33:25Speaker 6: to start thinking. Man, if you get fortunate enough to
- 33:28Speaker 6: get to where you finally ask God to take you.
- 33:31Speaker 6: When you get that, man, act like you got some.
- 33:34Speaker 8: Sense, don't abuse it.
- 33:36Speaker 6: Yeah, man, stop he stepping on people because you can't.
- 33:40Speaker 6: My father, my father in law's favorite quote is just
- 33:43Speaker 6: because you can do something, don't mean you.
- 33:45Speaker 8: Should sh man.
- 33:47Speaker 1: You just you just can't.
- 33:49Speaker 6: Because you I got the money, I got the power. Okay, Okay,
- 33:54Speaker 6: you know all that can be taken away. Money and
- 33:56Speaker 6: power get away from people all the time. All the
- 33:59Speaker 6: time they were making young people don't look at this
- 34:02Speaker 6: and just learn learn man, you know.
- 34:07Speaker 8: Yeah, all right, all right, Moving on to Master P.
- 34:11Speaker 8: Master P announced his retirement from hip hop with a
- 34:14Speaker 8: farewell performance at Essence Vest over the weekend. The concert
- 34:18Speaker 8: served as a tribute to master P's legacy that spans
- 34:21Speaker 8: almost four decades. At age fifty five, master P told
- 34:25Speaker 8: people that he is looking forward to focusing on his
- 34:29Speaker 8: role as head coach and president of basketball operations at
- 34:33Speaker 8: the University of New Orleans. He said, quote, it's a
- 34:36Speaker 8: blessing now to be able to transition into doing something
- 34:39Speaker 8: that's bigger than me. Being a servant is my most
- 34:43Speaker 8: important job. I feel like hard work got me here,
- 34:47Speaker 8: and that chapter closed itself with maturing and growing up
- 34:51Speaker 8: and not being afraid to grow unquote. So Steve got
- 34:56Speaker 8: to ask you this. You're retired. We were all there.
- 34:58Speaker 8: You retired from stand up back in twenty twelve to
- 35:02Speaker 8: focus on your many jobs and TV and just to
- 35:04Speaker 8: move forward. So on fifteen, yeah, you might be right,
- 35:10Speaker 8: it might be fifteen. I'm not sure, but anyway, you're
- 35:13Speaker 8: retired from stand up and you know, to focus on
- 35:16Speaker 8: other things. So do you have any words of encouragement
- 35:20Speaker 8: for Master P or anyone who's considering.
- 35:22Speaker 6: I mean, first of all, I've always been a huge
- 35:25Speaker 6: master P fan. I just think he's a great dude.
- 35:27Speaker 13: Man.
- 35:28Speaker 1: I think P is He's just a good person man,
- 35:31Speaker 1: just a solid, solid dude man. Yeah.
- 35:36Speaker 6: Man, But like like I say, you know, your career
- 35:39Speaker 6: is what you paid for, but your calling is what
- 35:42Speaker 6: you made for. And I think people who are in
- 35:45Speaker 6: the public eye, who are public figures, who who get
- 35:49Speaker 6: famous or well off behind this business, that that goes
- 35:56Speaker 6: to a certain point in your life.
- 35:57Speaker 1: You know.
- 35:59Speaker 6: I think you all, all of us have to evolve
- 36:02Speaker 6: into something else. I don't want to try to hang
- 36:05Speaker 6: on to something until they don't want me no more. Well,
- 36:09Speaker 6: you know, I've always wanted to prepare to myself to
- 36:14Speaker 6: get out before they asked me out, you know, And
- 36:18Speaker 6: so P has done that as a businessman and all
- 36:21Speaker 6: of that, and so I think it's well deserved.
- 36:23Speaker 1: And I just reckon.
- 36:24Speaker 6: I suggest to everybody think about your future, because where
- 36:28Speaker 6: you are now, you can't You will not stay there.
- 36:31Speaker 1: Yeah, you will not stay there.
- 36:34Speaker 6: Change is inevitable. So you have to participate in it
- 36:37Speaker 6: or you can react to it. If you react to it,
- 36:40Speaker 6: you're going to be behind the eight ball, so you
- 36:42Speaker 6: might as well participate in the.
- 36:43Speaker 8: Change that's come twenty twelve. It doesn't seem like it
- 36:47Speaker 8: was that long ago, but it says twenty twelve. Yeah,
- 36:53Speaker 8: so there dates. Congratulations on Little Bay all right. Coming up.
- 37:05Speaker 8: At twenty minutes after the hour, a flight was forced
- 37:07Speaker 8: to turn around after a passenger reported a text had
- 37:10Speaker 8: read RP poor. Yeah. Right after this. You're listening Steve
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- 37:47Speaker 8: or globelifradio dot com. An American Airlines flight out of
- 37:52Speaker 8: San Juan, Puerto Rico was forced to turn back after
- 37:54Speaker 8: a misunderstanding over a text message sparked a security skier.
- 37:59Speaker 8: The flight at taken off when a passenger noticed their
- 38:02Speaker 8: seat mate had a text message that read quote our IP,
- 38:07Speaker 8: just our IP and assumed it was a threat. That
- 38:10Speaker 8: passenger notified the crew and the decision was made to
- 38:13Speaker 8: return to send one to investigate the message. Authorities confirmed
- 38:18Speaker 8: there was no threat, and the text was sent to
- 38:20Speaker 8: the passenger, who had just had death in her family.
- 38:24Speaker 8: The airline apologized for the inconvenience, emphasizing that safety is
- 38:28Speaker 8: always the top priority. So my first question is this,
- 38:33Speaker 8: what would you have done if you were on that
- 38:35Speaker 8: flight and you had to go back to Puerto Rico?
- 38:37Speaker 1: A slap on s person next to me to read
- 38:41Speaker 1: my tics? That's what I'm going.
- 38:42Speaker 8: Yeah, okay, all right, okay, and you're off the plane now? Yeah?
- 38:48Speaker 6: Where we got to get off anyway?
- 38:54Speaker 8: So what's a slap on the way out? What's slap?
- 38:58Speaker 7: All right?
- 38:58Speaker 8: So what do you do on flights anyway? I mean,
- 39:02Speaker 8: are you being nosy? You know with your seat mate?
- 39:05Speaker 8: Are you checking the checking their phone with them while
- 39:07Speaker 8: they're checking it? Are you do you have your headphones on?
- 39:10Speaker 8: Do you even talk to the people?
- 39:12Speaker 1: What do you do?
- 39:13Speaker 10: It depends on who I'm flying with. If I'm flying
- 39:17Speaker 10: up to Steve, then not. I'm just talking to him
- 39:18Speaker 10: at that point. If I'm flying on Delta, then I
- 39:21Speaker 10: go to sleep because it's not worth it.
- 39:23Speaker 1: Here.
- 39:23Speaker 9: You know, Steve is just me and him and some
- 39:25Speaker 9: other people. But you know private, you.
- 39:27Speaker 1: Know you have.
- 39:32Speaker 2: This show.
- 39:32Speaker 1: Don't have that problem. Go to Steve on the Instagram
- 39:40Speaker 1: and you will see.
- 39:42Speaker 8: So you're delt with with Steve. You're talking all right?
- 39:46Speaker 1: Yeah?
- 39:47Speaker 8: What yeah? What are you doing?
- 39:49Speaker 11: Tommy on Netflix and Hulu and Paramount all day long?
- 39:57Speaker 8: On the plane you've downloaded?
- 40:00Speaker 11: And here's what I can't do. I don't I don't
- 40:02Speaker 11: know if maybe my glasses just ain't that good.
- 40:04Speaker 1: I can't see somebody else's tick. I can't look over.
- 40:12Speaker 8: That's a good point. So Steve, what are you doing?
- 40:15Speaker 8: I mean, I know, we know you's I want to hear.
- 40:20Speaker 1: Sure you don't want to go to break?
- 40:23Speaker 8: We might?
- 40:25Speaker 7: All right? Come on?
- 40:26Speaker 8: What are you what?
- 40:29Speaker 11: Well from the time you board, make the picture, from
- 40:33Speaker 11: the time you're bored?
- 40:34Speaker 1: Yeah, come on, well, I sit down?
- 40:38Speaker 8: Okay?
- 40:39Speaker 1: Oh what scene? And what seat? His seat here? Here?
- 40:44Speaker 1: I like it. I like a window and a eye.
- 40:49Speaker 8: Stretch it on out.
- 40:54Speaker 1: What's the first thing?
- 40:55Speaker 8: Flight attendant light attend before you got pre ordered. All right, yeah,
- 41:05Speaker 8: all right, thanks guys. Coming up at thirty four minutes
- 41:09Speaker 8: after the hour, we'll play a game. It's called One
- 41:11Speaker 8: has to Go. Right after this, you're listening Hardy Morning Show.
- 41:21Speaker 8: It's time now for a game of One has to Go,
- 41:26Speaker 8: One has to go? Waterbed, tiny house, baby roaches. What
- 41:35Speaker 8: I came, baby?
- 41:37Speaker 4: Yeah?
- 41:39Speaker 8: They came from somewhere, didn't it.
- 41:41Speaker 1: Baby roaches turned into big roaches.
- 41:43Speaker 8: Yeah.
- 41:44Speaker 1: And it's always it's always a leaf fifty baby broaches.
- 41:47Speaker 1: It ain't have no small number, just one. All right, Well,
- 41:54Speaker 1: let me tell you one thing.
- 41:55Speaker 6: I'm sure I ain't gonna want to be in that
- 41:56Speaker 6: tiny house with the baby roaches.
- 42:00Speaker 1: They gonna look a whole lot bigger.
- 42:05Speaker 11: Now that's funny on the water bit.
- 42:10Speaker 8: Very funny. All right, What HAPs to go, guys? A
- 42:14Speaker 8: partner that drinks a lot, A partner that curses a
- 42:18Speaker 8: lot or snores a lot? Which one drinking? Cursing or snoring?
- 42:23Speaker 1: Not drinking? Hell no drinking?
- 42:26Speaker 8: Drinking? Yeah, hell yeah, snores. So they could drink a
- 42:33Speaker 8: lot and cur.
- 42:38Speaker 1: I ain't gonna get no sleep.
- 42:40Speaker 8: Okay, this is interesting.
- 42:43Speaker 1: Over Now, we can't go nowhere.
- 42:49Speaker 6: Nothing can turn me off quicker than see a woman
- 42:53Speaker 6: I did in public drunk.
- 42:54Speaker 1: I can't stand that. I feel I feel sorry for her.
- 42:59Speaker 1: Em meat.
- 43:00Speaker 6: When I see a woman intoxicated, I mean that sloppy, drunk, falling,
- 43:06Speaker 6: slurry speech. Yeah, not being able to control so one
- 43:09Speaker 6: eyelash off.
- 43:12Speaker 8: That ain't the picture.
- 43:13Speaker 11: And smoking, I can't stand still. The woman's ferous. I
- 43:17Speaker 11: can't stand it.
- 43:18Speaker 6: Wow, I've never dated a woman that smokes cignarettes.
- 43:23Speaker 1: The crowd.
- 43:24Speaker 8: Yeah, are we in the nineteen fifties, I don't know,
- 43:30Speaker 8: all right, Yes, one has to go. Fame money sex appeal.
- 43:37Speaker 8: I want to hear from the nephew first.
- 43:39Speaker 11: Fame money lost, one of them guys that we are
- 43:43Speaker 11: not getting rid of sex.
- 43:45Speaker 8: People right there? There no why money.
- 43:50Speaker 11: And sex pill. I'm gonna let the fame go. Sex
- 43:53Speaker 11: money and sex pill. I'm good because you got the
- 43:56Speaker 11: hold on whatever little bit you think.
- 43:58Speaker 16: You make it work, Make it work, junior Fame money
- 44:05Speaker 16: sex appeal.
- 44:06Speaker 2: M Oh, I'm gonna.
- 44:09Speaker 1: I'm gonna let the fame go. I'ma keep the money.
- 44:12Speaker 1: So you want to be sexy too with some money?
- 44:14Speaker 1: I just want to be.
- 44:15Speaker 10: I don't mean I'm wanna make it never said I
- 44:20Speaker 10: was gonna get there, but.
- 44:23Speaker 1: I would your choices.
- 44:25Speaker 11: Yeah, well, let's listen to the person that's got two
- 44:27Speaker 11: of them.
- 44:27Speaker 1: He got fame, man, he got money. Oh wow. I
- 44:31Speaker 1: ain't neither one of them though, So you had it sex.
- 44:34Speaker 8: Appeal at the bank, though.
- 44:37Speaker 6: I don't give it how you feel about me. I
- 44:39Speaker 6: ain't never. I ain't never walked in the room and
- 44:41Speaker 6: they had nobody go oh lord, look at him, man,
- 44:45Speaker 6: I ain't.
- 44:45Speaker 8: Got to have at Apparently your nephew does. All right,
- 44:53Speaker 8: what has to go? Nice teeth, a nicely shaped head,
- 44:57Speaker 8: or a muscular body.
- 45:00Speaker 1: You can get rid of it. Nicely shaped head, Yeah.
- 45:04Speaker 8: Well you did kind of need that when you're going
- 45:06Speaker 8: balved team.
- 45:08Speaker 1: I heard that, team No no, I heard that. You
- 45:14Speaker 1: told Junior you're gonna need a nice shaped head if
- 45:17Speaker 1: you're going bad. I heard why. And you said to me.
- 45:22Speaker 6: And Tommy already ball so you're not talking to us.
- 45:26Speaker 6: We got perfect in there, man, Junior, I love you.
- 45:30Speaker 8: You know that that did not come out right.
- 45:33Speaker 1: I know it didn't.
- 45:34Speaker 6: But statement, Shirley, one are the three options again?
- 45:40Speaker 8: Nice teem, a muscular body, come back, Junior, I don't know,
- 45:48Speaker 8: get that.
- 45:48Speaker 1: He had to take his head off, scratch his head.
- 45:50Speaker 1: He was up.
- 45:53Speaker 17: Because we've been on vacation. And he'll tell you where
- 45:55Speaker 17: the hairline is now, Junior, I'm so sorry. All right,
- 46:02Speaker 17: coming up next to the nephew.
- 46:04Speaker 8: It is fault head and you're listening to the Steve
- 46:12Speaker 8: Harvey Morning Show. Coming up at about four minutes after
- 46:20Speaker 8: the hour. It's my Strawberry letter for today, and the
- 46:24Speaker 8: subject is men have intuition too. All right, we'll get
- 46:29Speaker 8: into that, find out what that's all about. Men have
- 46:31Speaker 8: intuition too. That's the subject. Right now, it is time
- 46:34Speaker 8: for the nephew and today's prank phone call what you
- 46:37Speaker 8: got for his neph.
- 46:39Speaker 11: You know, surely it comes a time that you know,
- 46:40Speaker 11: you do some things and you gotta, you know, you
- 46:43Speaker 11: gotta own up to it.
- 46:44Speaker 1: You gotta you gotta go ahead.
- 46:45Speaker 11: And and and confess and say what you've done.
- 46:48Speaker 1: You've got you just gotta see it. You know.
- 46:50Speaker 11: It's just sometimes things things happen, you know, sometimes you
- 46:54Speaker 11: in a interactivity and things happening. You just gotta, you know,
- 46:57Speaker 11: you gotta call somebody, let somebody know, especially those who
- 47:00Speaker 11: have loved ones that want to know if something happened,
- 47:04Speaker 11: you know, to their loved one. Okay, so the title
- 47:07Speaker 11: of this one is I dropped your wife.
- 47:14Speaker 1: I dropped your wife. You know what I mean? That
- 47:17Speaker 1: man got that. That man got a right to know
- 47:19Speaker 1: that I dropped his wife.
- 47:20Speaker 11: You know what I'm saying, I got I got to
- 47:21Speaker 11: going on and man up and call him and let
- 47:23Speaker 11: him know that I dropped your wife. You know, we man,
- 47:26Speaker 11: we horse playing around and can on it and I
- 47:30Speaker 11: dropped your wife.
- 47:32Speaker 8: So, uh, you know, are you and then you can
- 47:34Speaker 8: call him and tell him.
- 47:36Speaker 1: Somebody got to tell the man, shirty, I got the man.
- 47:38Speaker 11: I got the man. I got the man. Why have
- 47:41Speaker 11: I done dropped him? You know what I'm saying that
- 47:43Speaker 11: I don't. I don't man, tell me, don't no harm,
- 47:46Speaker 11: tell me don't never mean no harm. So let's go
- 47:48Speaker 11: catch I've dropped your wife. Let's get it.
- 47:51Speaker 7: Twelve hewong, I'm trying to reach Tony. This is Tony, Tony.
- 47:55Speaker 7: How you doing this? Is nephew Tommy.
- 48:00Speaker 13: I can't believe you.
- 48:04Speaker 7: Set an email and to plank your eyes.
- 48:06Speaker 13: Yes, oh my god, I said that like months ago.
- 48:09Speaker 9: I didn't think you were going to call me.
- 48:11Speaker 7: Yes, I'm calling you now, how long y'all been married?
- 48:14Speaker 13: Eight years?
- 48:15Speaker 7: Okay?
- 48:16Speaker 13: Here, that's my heart.
- 48:17Speaker 7: Okay, let me ask you something. What makes your husband
- 48:21Speaker 7: just go off? What can I do that? You know
- 48:24Speaker 7: that's a button for him that you don't want to push, anything.
- 48:27Speaker 5: That has to do with me.
- 48:28Speaker 13: Let me tell you he is crazy about me. If
- 48:31Speaker 13: anybody that's with me, if anybody tries to go off
- 48:33Speaker 13: on me, he will lose it.
- 48:35Speaker 7: Okay, okay, Oh what are we going to do?
- 48:37Speaker 4: What?
- 48:37Speaker 13: I'm so excited on the heart?
- 48:40Speaker 7: All right, Okay, you know what? You know what? Okay?
- 48:42Speaker 7: Check this out?
- 48:43Speaker 12: Okay?
- 48:44Speaker 7: Can you click over on a three way? Can you
- 48:46Speaker 7: call him?
- 48:47Speaker 13: Okay, I can call it from my phone, but you're
- 48:49Speaker 13: going to be on the phone right Yeah.
- 48:51Speaker 7: I want I want him to think that I got
- 48:53Speaker 7: your phone. Okay, I'll tell you what. You can click
- 48:55Speaker 7: over him on the line. Just click over so when
- 48:58Speaker 7: you click back, you can't say nothing else. You got
- 49:00Speaker 7: to be quiet because I'm gonna at the end, I'm
- 49:02Speaker 7: gonna let you talk to him.
- 49:03Speaker 5: Okay, Okay, hold on, how are you there?
- 49:09Speaker 7: I'm here? Okay, you're hitting mute or something?
- 49:12Speaker 13: Okay, okay, okay, Hey, what's up?
- 49:16Speaker 7: Uh? Now this this how you is this? Is this?
- 49:20Speaker 5: Darren?
- 49:20Speaker 7: Yeah?
- 49:20Speaker 1: This Darren? What was this?
- 49:22Speaker 7: Uh? Hey, we got a bit of a situation with
- 49:24Speaker 7: with Tony?
- 49:25Speaker 13: Man, we got a situation for real? Just my wife phone?
- 49:28Speaker 13: Who is this?
- 49:29Speaker 7: This? Uh? Actually, man, we are the one. Bro?
- 49:31Speaker 1: Who is this?
- 49:32Speaker 7: We're trying to get Tony actually twisted her ankle? Man,
- 49:35Speaker 7: we gotta get her to the emergency room and get
- 49:37Speaker 7: her checked out.
- 49:38Speaker 13: She twisted her ankle?
- 49:39Speaker 1: How she twisted? Wait?
- 49:39Speaker 13: Wait wait wait, wait back up? Who did you say?
- 49:41Speaker 7: Who is this?
- 49:42Speaker 13: How did Tony twist her ankle?
- 49:44Speaker 7: Actually? She she she fell and.
- 49:47Speaker 13: Man, look look, my wife is with her mom right now.
- 49:50Speaker 7: Who and who are you?
- 49:52Speaker 1: How?
- 49:52Speaker 13: How did you twist her ankle? And why are you
- 49:54Speaker 13: calling me? Why isn't her mother or somebody called me?
- 49:55Speaker 7: Who is this?
- 49:56Speaker 13: You never told me your name?
- 49:57Speaker 1: Bro?
- 49:58Speaker 7: No, I'm a friend, man, shed in f I actually
- 50:00Speaker 7: dropped her? How you had it?
- 50:03Speaker 4: You drop it?
- 50:04Speaker 13: What do you mean you dropped her?
- 50:05Speaker 7: We had a couple of drinks at the hotel, man.
- 50:07Speaker 13: And she hey, wait wait wait hotel there you mean
- 50:10Speaker 13: the hotel? My wife supposed to be over her mom's house.
- 50:13Speaker 13: Now you called me from her phone? Talking about it.
- 50:15Speaker 13: You dropped her, y'all had some hotel. Why y'all even
- 50:18Speaker 13: at a hotel?
- 50:19Speaker 12: What do you?
- 50:19Speaker 13: What the hell are you talking about?
- 50:20Speaker 7: A hotel? Bro?
- 50:21Speaker 13: Where is my wife? Where's Tony?
- 50:23Speaker 7: Why?
- 50:23Speaker 1: Well?
- 50:23Speaker 13: Why ain't Tony on the phone?
- 50:24Speaker 5: Where you gotta come? You gotta calm down?
- 50:27Speaker 13: You calling me from my wife phone telling I see her?
- 50:31Speaker 13: You dropped her, y'all at the hotel. She supposed to
- 50:34Speaker 13: mom's house. Bro, where is my wife?
- 50:36Speaker 7: Man?
- 50:36Speaker 4: Sees it?
- 50:37Speaker 7: Tony? I got it, I got it.
- 50:38Speaker 13: Just hang on to Tony, I got put my wife
- 50:40Speaker 13: on the phone.
- 50:41Speaker 7: Man, Hey, dude, just I need you to calm down.
- 50:43Speaker 13: Man, No, no, I need this, man, No, no, no,
- 50:46Speaker 13: you're talking about y'all about to go to an emergency room.
- 50:48Speaker 13: You dropped my wife, y'all at the hotel, putting my
- 50:51Speaker 13: for the phone before y'all be in the emergency room.
- 50:54Speaker 7: Hey, man, listen, you gotta calm down. Tony already embarrassed.
- 50:57Speaker 13: I don't even know who the hell you are. You
- 50:59Speaker 13: still ain't telling me put Tony on the phone.
- 51:02Speaker 7: I'm gonna listen, man, you gotta chill out. Man, I'm
- 51:04Speaker 7: just a friend, okay, I you will I'll.
- 51:06Speaker 13: Tell you what in the emergency room. Kill me where
- 51:08Speaker 13: y'all at. I'll come to the hotel. I get my
- 51:10Speaker 13: own wife and take it wherever she needs to do.
- 51:14Speaker 7: As soon as Tony get dressed. Man, I'm gonna get
- 51:16Speaker 7: her there.
- 51:16Speaker 13: Okay, what as soon as she gets dressed?
- 51:19Speaker 4: Minute?
- 51:20Speaker 13: Hey man, real talk?
- 51:21Speaker 1: Jo?
- 51:21Speaker 13: Where y'all at?
- 51:22Speaker 7: Man?
- 51:22Speaker 13: Where you put Tony on the phone?
- 51:24Speaker 5: Man, I'm not putting Tony on you two?
- 51:26Speaker 12: I rate man?
- 51:27Speaker 7: Why are you screaming at Holland? Dude?
- 51:29Speaker 13: I swear to God, I swear to God. If I
- 51:30Speaker 13: find out where y'all at, I'm gonna come on her.
- 51:32Speaker 13: It's gonna be wanting for you at Tony. Hey, hey, man,
- 51:36Speaker 13: where y'all at? Brou I'm cool where y'all at? Send
- 51:38Speaker 13: me where y'all are?
- 51:39Speaker 7: No, No, I'll tell you what. Man. I'm gonna get
- 51:41Speaker 7: Tony's ankle taken care of and we'll get somebody to
- 51:44Speaker 7: drop a back off at the house.
- 51:45Speaker 13: Okay, I think I'll drop off at the house. Man,
- 51:48Speaker 13: Just tell me where y'all at. I want to come
- 51:50Speaker 13: give my wife. I want to make sure she gets
- 51:51Speaker 13: the dreaming that you need. Bro Sitting where y'all at.
- 51:53Speaker 13: Don't go nowhere. I want you to be there when
- 51:55Speaker 13: I come and get it. Don't go nowhere where y'all at.
- 51:57Speaker 7: I can't do it.
- 51:57Speaker 13: I mean, we put this tony on the pharm. Put
- 52:00Speaker 13: put my wife. I'm not listening to me talk to
- 52:02Speaker 13: my wife.
- 52:03Speaker 7: Brou Hey, Man, it's the reason why I'm calling. Man.
- 52:06Speaker 7: She embarrassed about all of this, and.
- 52:07Speaker 13: Now she's gonna be hold than embarrassed one eighth. Okay,
- 52:09Speaker 13: it's cool. I ain't to tell I ain't gonna need
- 52:11Speaker 13: to be embarrassed. I love her, man, that's my girl.
- 52:12Speaker 7: Man.
- 52:13Speaker 13: Let me let me holler at my wife.
- 52:14Speaker 7: Brother, please, no, no.
- 52:16Speaker 5: No, already, no wife on the phone.
- 52:18Speaker 13: Bro Listen, dude, Man, look real talking. You still ain't
- 52:21Speaker 13: telling me you want. Don All I know is you
- 52:23Speaker 13: calling me talking about you or some hotel with my wife.
- 52:27Speaker 13: Let me tell you something. I don't don't let the
- 52:29Speaker 13: lord that ankle with them. You say it's wrong with
- 52:30Speaker 13: my wife, get your books. God, I'm telling you want
- 52:33Speaker 13: to find out who you are. I'm fun of saying.
- 52:36Speaker 13: Put my wife on the phone, and that's all. That's
- 52:38Speaker 13: my last time to ask you.
- 52:39Speaker 7: Dog.
- 52:40Speaker 5: I promise this hey, ain't man, what but see man?
- 52:42Speaker 7: You through?
- 52:42Speaker 5: All right?
- 52:43Speaker 7: Man?
- 52:43Speaker 4: You too hot?
- 52:44Speaker 13: Right, I'm my wife on the phone. Bro, that's all
- 52:46Speaker 13: I'm saying. You gotta leave town. That's what I'm You
- 52:49Speaker 13: got to leave town. Man, you gotta leave down. You
- 52:51Speaker 13: want to when.
- 52:53Speaker 7: You want to talk? Let Tony decide that she want
- 52:56Speaker 7: to talk to you or not. I'm right here.
- 52:57Speaker 13: Put here that decide, Tony.
- 52:59Speaker 7: Do you want to you wanna?
- 53:00Speaker 5: Do you want to talk on the phone?
- 53:02Speaker 13: You don't even ask.
- 53:02Speaker 7: I don't know you.
- 53:05Speaker 5: Want to see what Tony want to do on the phone. Amen,
- 53:12Speaker 5: I don't even know you.
- 53:13Speaker 12: Man.
- 53:13Speaker 13: Put on the phone. You you scared to tip me?
- 53:15Speaker 7: Your name? Tony? You want to talk to him? Hell?
- 53:17Speaker 13: Yes, you want to talk to me? Man, I don't
- 53:19Speaker 13: even know why she's asking? Or jump question and go
- 53:21Speaker 13: the phone.
- 53:21Speaker 7: I figure phone to Tony.
- 53:24Speaker 13: Here she is, man, Yeah, baby, baby, you ask? Baby, Tony. Look,
- 53:31Speaker 13: I ain't kill anybody. I don't have time for games where
- 53:33Speaker 13: you ask when you're with that's all you gotta till me.
- 53:35Speaker 10: Baby, Just calm down.
- 53:36Speaker 12: I got something to.
- 53:39Speaker 7: You.
- 53:39Speaker 12: Listen to me.
- 53:40Speaker 18: Maybe you got to listen to me.
- 53:41Speaker 2: Are you listening?
- 53:42Speaker 13: Yes, listen to me real carefully. Okay, where are you at,
- 53:45Speaker 13: Tony baby?
- 53:46Speaker 10: Are you listening to me?
- 53:47Speaker 5: Yes, I'm listening.
- 53:49Speaker 13: Maybe you just got pranks if you're trying. I'm laughing
- 53:57Speaker 13: right now.
- 54:00Speaker 5: I love you.
- 54:02Speaker 13: Yeah, okay, you home. That's who you got me. You
- 54:07Speaker 13: got me.
- 54:12Speaker 11: So I'm the only one that dropped somebody wife, the
- 54:14Speaker 11: only one. Ain't nobody else dropped nobody? Who else you're
- 54:18Speaker 11: gonna call that?
- 54:19Speaker 2: Man?
- 54:19Speaker 1: Got to know this woman? Never drop my wife. I
- 54:21Speaker 1: know somebody else's wife, yeah, somebody.
- 54:25Speaker 9: I don't fool with other people's wives.
- 54:26Speaker 1: I don't drop mine.
- 54:29Speaker 4: Yeah.
- 54:29Speaker 8: Yes, they only gave me a kid.
- 54:33Speaker 1: Play with Tommy, y'all.
- 54:34Speaker 11: He never picked up nobody else a wife in there
- 54:37Speaker 11: and accidentally dropping.
- 54:39Speaker 1: Ain't nobody I don't. I don't fool with nobody wife.
- 54:44Speaker 15: Okay, nobody.
- 54:46Speaker 1: No, even when I even when I was single.
- 54:50Speaker 8: It kills.
- 54:51Speaker 1: Yeah, you walk up to that, you're at the club me,
- 54:55Speaker 1: I'm married, Sorry, walk away that at that? That ain't
- 55:00Speaker 1: finna go well though? Yeah?
- 55:04Speaker 11: All right, atl Alpharetta the Nephew coming to town this
- 55:07Speaker 11: weekend Friday, Saturday and Sunday night. All right, it's the
- 55:11Speaker 11: Helium Comedy Club. In Alpharetta. The nephew is coming to
- 55:15Speaker 11: town and tickets are on sale. Retten now r e
- 55:18Speaker 11: t in a written now tickets his own head, get
- 55:22Speaker 11: yours white to getting as good because the nephew was
- 55:24Speaker 11: coming and stupid it's on the way.
- 55:27Speaker 8: Yes up next it is my Strawberry Letter on the
- 55:31Speaker 8: subject is man have intuition too? We'll get into it
- 55:34Speaker 8: right after this.
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- 56:41Speaker 8: All right, nephew, thank you. The subject is men have
- 56:45Speaker 8: intuition too. Dear Stephen Shirley. I've been married for nine
- 56:50Speaker 8: years and I have known my wife since we were
- 56:52Speaker 8: in high school. We got married after I got her
- 56:55Speaker 8: pregnant while we were both drunk. That dysfunction is carried
- 56:59Speaker 8: on throughout our marriage, and now I think she has
- 57:01Speaker 8: a guy on the side. She and her sister are
- 57:03Speaker 8: very immature for their ages, and they follow all of
- 57:06Speaker 8: the social media influencers that are around her age, and
- 57:10Speaker 8: she gets her life advice from those influencer ladies. The
- 57:14Speaker 8: new thing that everyone's doing now is pilates. I told
- 57:17Speaker 8: my wife that it's not new, it's only new to
- 57:21Speaker 8: her because she's never worked out. She and her sister
- 57:24Speaker 8: joined an expensive pilate studio and she bought new outfits
- 57:27Speaker 8: for class she started going to classes twice a week,
- 57:31Speaker 8: but she would come home with her makeup intact and
- 57:34Speaker 8: not a hair out of place. I went online to
- 57:37Speaker 8: see where the plate studio is located, and I noticed
- 57:40Speaker 8: on the website that the classes have been full since
- 57:43Speaker 8: March and they won't be able to take new clients
- 57:45Speaker 8: at that location until August. I called my wife and
- 57:49Speaker 8: asked her which studio she goes to, and she said
- 57:51Speaker 8: she joined the one that's been full since March, so
- 57:55Speaker 8: she lied. She got home and said that she was
- 57:58Speaker 8: hot and exhausted. She went to take a shower and
- 58:01Speaker 8: I followed her. I stood in the bathroom with her,
- 58:04Speaker 8: pretending like I had something to talk about. She wouldn't
- 58:07Speaker 8: take her clothes off in front of me, and after
- 58:09Speaker 8: a while she pushed me out of the bathroom. Men
- 58:13Speaker 8: have intuition, too, and I knew she wasn't going to
- 58:17Speaker 8: work out twice a week. I don't care if she's cheating,
- 58:20Speaker 8: but I don't want to be looking crazy in the streets.
- 58:23Speaker 8: Should I talk to her about it or follow her
- 58:25Speaker 8: and catch her in the act?
- 58:28Speaker 1: Okay?
- 58:28Speaker 7: What?
- 58:29Speaker 4: Yeah?
- 58:30Speaker 2: What what do you mean?
- 58:32Speaker 8: You don't care if she's cheating? I mean, what husband
- 58:36Speaker 8: says that about his wife. A person could take that
- 58:39Speaker 8: so many different ways, you know, asking questions as a
- 58:43Speaker 8: marriage over do they have an open marriage? Are you
- 58:46Speaker 8: really trying to catch her in the act and a lie?
- 58:49Speaker 8: Or are you cheating? Maybe that's why you don't care,
- 58:53Speaker 8: because you have your own sight piece situation going on
- 58:56Speaker 8: a lot of reasons. People could take it a lot
- 58:58Speaker 8: of ways. But it really does seem like you care
- 59:01Speaker 8: because you took the time to write Steve and I
- 59:04Speaker 8: about it. You have so many details about her pilates
- 59:07Speaker 8: classes and what she's doing, and her new outfits and
- 59:10Speaker 8: all of that. And I think the information you dug
- 59:13Speaker 8: up takes a lot of time and energy and effort.
- 59:16Speaker 8: So why do all of that if you don't care?
- 59:19Speaker 8: But you said you have your pride right, Like you said,
- 59:24Speaker 8: you don't want to be looking crazy in these streets.
- 59:27Speaker 8: You asked should you talk to her about it? And
- 59:31Speaker 8: if you do talk to her, what are you going
- 59:32Speaker 8: to say? I mean, it seems the only thing you
- 59:35Speaker 8: should be saying to your wife at this point is
- 59:37Speaker 8: are we going to stay in this marriage like this
- 59:40Speaker 8: or get a divorce, get out and get on with
- 59:42Speaker 8: our lives.
- 59:44Speaker 6: Steve well, I don't really even understand the purpose of
- 59:50Speaker 6: a letter myself. I'm confused, why did you write this letter?
- 59:56Speaker 6: This ain't got nothing to do with intuition. These as facts.
- 1:00:06Speaker 6: You know you all you're doing is following facts. Dog,
- 1:00:11Speaker 6: y'all been married nine years, been knowing each other since
- 1:00:14Speaker 6: high school. Y'all got married after you got her pregnant
- 1:00:19Speaker 6: while y'all was both drunk.
- 1:00:22Speaker 1: Facts.
- 1:00:24Speaker 6: Now that dysfunction has carried on throughout our marriage, and
- 1:00:28Speaker 6: now I think she has a guy on the side. Okay,
- 1:00:30Speaker 6: So now what that means is you all are functioning alcoholics.
- 1:00:37Speaker 6: That same drinking drunk that got her pregnant and you
- 1:00:41Speaker 6: married her for that reason, has continued throughout the marriage.
- 1:00:46Speaker 6: So now y'all just up in here, just drinking and
- 1:00:50Speaker 6: getting high, making all y'all decisions. Is under the influence
- 1:00:55Speaker 6: of alcohol, if that's all. And now I think she
- 1:01:01Speaker 6: got a guy on the side, Well, I can.
- 1:01:05Speaker 1: Assure you he has a chick on the side.
- 1:01:08Speaker 6: Because y'all been dysfunctional today one. And you didn't marry
- 1:01:12Speaker 6: because you loved it. You married her because you got
- 1:01:14Speaker 6: pregnant while y'all was both drunks, and then both her
- 1:01:19Speaker 6: and her sisters immature for their age. You didn't tell
- 1:01:22Speaker 6: us immature. I'm just gonna go by a couple of
- 1:01:25Speaker 6: things right here. You been married for nine years, you've
- 1:01:29Speaker 6: known your wife since high school. I don't know y'all,
- 1:01:33Speaker 6: probably probably early thirties. I'm guessing the new thing that
- 1:01:38Speaker 6: everybody's doing now is pilates. I told my wife it
- 1:01:40Speaker 6: wasn't new, that it's new to her. Pilates as old
- 1:01:43Speaker 6: as hell, all right. So now she enjoyed an expensive
- 1:01:50Speaker 6: pilates studio, bought new outfits for class, started going to
- 1:01:54Speaker 6: class twice a week.
- 1:01:57Speaker 1: She would come home with a makeup attacking out a
- 1:01:59Speaker 1: hair out of plate.
- 1:02:01Speaker 6: Okay, I noticed on the website that the classes have
- 1:02:06Speaker 6: been fulled since March, and they won't be able to
- 1:02:08Speaker 6: take new clients at that location until August. I called
- 1:02:14Speaker 6: my wife and asked her which studio she goes to.
- 1:02:16Speaker 6: She says, she joined the one that's been fulled since March.
- 1:02:21Speaker 6: So she lied, ooh, that's good intuition.
- 1:02:24Speaker 1: That was such good intuition. Man, woo, How did you
- 1:02:30Speaker 1: figure that out? Boy?
- 1:02:34Speaker 12: Woo?
- 1:02:35Speaker 1: You so fortunate what you got. You know, that's not intuition,
- 1:02:40Speaker 1: sir that's just called reading. That's how that is. She
- 1:02:46Speaker 1: got home and said she was hot and exhausted. She
- 1:02:48Speaker 1: went to take a shower. I followed her.
- 1:02:50Speaker 6: I'm still in the bath with her, but till like
- 1:02:51Speaker 6: I had something to talk about. She wouldn't take a
- 1:02:53Speaker 6: clothes off in front of me.
- 1:02:55Speaker 8: Hang on, Steve, hang on. We'll have part two of
- 1:02:58Speaker 8: your response coming up at twenty three minutes after the
- 1:03:01Speaker 8: hour of today's Strawberry letter. Subject men have intuition too.
- 1:03:05Speaker 8: We'll get back into it right after this. You're listening
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- 1:03:46Speaker 8: All right, Steve, come on, let's recap today's Strawberry letter.
- 1:03:48Speaker 8: The subject is men have intuition too.
- 1:03:53Speaker 6: This letter has nothing to do with intuition. This is
- 1:03:56Speaker 6: just a fact finding mission. He been on keeping married
- 1:03:59Speaker 6: to his wife nine years. They've known each other since
- 1:04:01Speaker 6: high school. The reason he married her because she got
- 1:04:04Speaker 6: pregnant while they had sex while they was drunk, and
- 1:04:06Speaker 6: he says that this dysfunctionality has carried over into their marriage.
- 1:04:10Speaker 1: Well, now, so what that means is they either functioning.
- 1:04:13Speaker 6: Alcoholics or everything decision they make is based under the
- 1:04:17Speaker 6: influence of alcohol, which means he didn't marry because he
- 1:04:21Speaker 6: which means he didn't marry her because he was in
- 1:04:23Speaker 6: love with her. But he just made another Raster sister.
- 1:04:26Speaker 6: So now they married her. And now you say she
- 1:04:29Speaker 6: got a guy on the side. You say, her and
- 1:04:32Speaker 6: the sister's very immature for their age. They listened to
- 1:04:36Speaker 6: take advice from influences.
- 1:04:39Speaker 1: She thought that.
- 1:04:40Speaker 6: But Pilates is this new thing. That's how this is
- 1:04:42Speaker 6: new craze. Pilates has actually been around for a long
- 1:04:45Speaker 6: long time. She then joined this new Pilates organism club
- 1:04:49Speaker 6: that's been full all the way to August.
- 1:04:53Speaker 1: But she says she joined it.
- 1:04:55Speaker 6: You went online, you say, because she comes home without
- 1:04:59Speaker 6: full makeup and half never out of place after going
- 1:05:03Speaker 6: to Pilate's twice a week. You went online and found
- 1:05:06Speaker 6: out that their classes is full into August and they
- 1:05:08Speaker 6: won't be taking any new clients. You asked her about it.
- 1:05:13Speaker 6: Which studios she go to? She said, she go to
- 1:05:15Speaker 6: the one online.
- 1:05:16Speaker 1: That's fool.
- 1:05:18Speaker 6: Once again, that's not intuition, that's just called reading. You
- 1:05:23Speaker 6: read the website, all right. And so now she went
- 1:05:28Speaker 6: to take a shower, and I followed her. I stood
- 1:05:31Speaker 6: in the bathroom with her, pretending like I had something
- 1:05:34Speaker 6: to talk about, okay, and she wouldn't take her clothes
- 1:05:38Speaker 6: off in front of me. After a while, she pushed
- 1:05:40Speaker 6: me out the bathroom. Most people like to go to
- 1:05:43Speaker 6: the bathroom by theyself. I'm not really mad at her
- 1:05:46Speaker 6: about that. She didn't take her clothes off in front
- 1:05:51Speaker 6: of you because you might have been drinking, and then
- 1:05:55Speaker 6: she know what you gonna want after you've been drinking,
- 1:05:57Speaker 6: So that could be why she didn't take her clothes off.
- 1:06:02Speaker 6: And she said, then you said she pushed out the bathroom.
- 1:06:06Speaker 6: Now here's a letter. Men have intuition too. I knew
- 1:06:11Speaker 6: she wasn't going to work out twice a week. I
- 1:06:14Speaker 6: don't care if she's cheating, but I don't want to
- 1:06:16Speaker 6: be looking crazy in the streets because don't make bruh
- 1:06:23Speaker 6: in a marriage. That statement does not make no sense.
- 1:06:27Speaker 6: I don't care if she cheating? Okay, what did you
- 1:06:31Speaker 6: go and look on the website for? Why are you
- 1:06:35Speaker 6: looking at her hair and make up when she come
- 1:06:37Speaker 6: back from working out twice a week?
- 1:06:40Speaker 1: Why is any of this important to you? If you
- 1:06:43Speaker 1: don't care if she's cheating? But I don't want to
- 1:06:47Speaker 1: be looking crazy in the streets. Should I talk to
- 1:06:50Speaker 1: her about it?
- 1:06:51Speaker 6: Or follow her and catch her in the ass if
- 1:06:55Speaker 6: you don't care what you're doing either one of them?
- 1:06:59Speaker 1: For bruh, you need to have an honest conversation with
- 1:07:04Speaker 1: yourself because it sounds to me like you do care.
- 1:07:09Speaker 1: Now listen to this.
- 1:07:10Speaker 6: Should I talk to her about it? I don't see
- 1:07:12Speaker 6: how the hell you ain't? But then do I follow
- 1:07:15Speaker 6: her and catch her in the eye?
- 1:07:18Speaker 1: Okay? Bro let me sometimes you not just.
- 1:07:23Speaker 8: Why your hands on your forehead?
- 1:07:25Speaker 1: Though I've been on vacation, I ain't want this when
- 1:07:28Speaker 1: I came back. Let me just say this. Bro Okay,
- 1:07:32Speaker 1: let me just say this. I don't care what you do.
- 1:07:37Speaker 1: I don't. I don't, I don't care what you do, Bro,
- 1:07:40Speaker 1: I really don't.
- 1:07:42Speaker 6: I don't care if you drive down there and catch them.
- 1:07:45Speaker 6: I don't care if you talk to her about it.
- 1:07:48Speaker 1: I don't care.
- 1:07:49Speaker 6: Because you don't care, right, So why would I care
- 1:07:54Speaker 6: about this marriage more than you do.
- 1:07:57Speaker 1: I don't care if she's cheating. I just want to
- 1:08:00Speaker 1: look crazy in these streets. Well, I don't care if
- 1:08:03Speaker 1: she cheat me. Then I got news for you. I
- 1:08:07Speaker 1: don't care how you look out in your streets. How
- 1:08:09Speaker 1: about that?
- 1:08:12Speaker 6: So now we got four people in this letter that
- 1:08:14Speaker 6: don't care. You, your wife, her sister, and me because
- 1:08:25Speaker 6: I don't care. So thank you for writing this struble.
- 1:08:31Speaker 6: I don't know what you want us to sun you
- 1:08:34Speaker 6: got a wife, or.
- 1:08:35Speaker 1: You don't care if you cheat me?
- 1:08:36Speaker 2: Boy?
- 1:08:37Speaker 1: By what?
- 1:08:39Speaker 8: No husband ever, ever, no husband has ever said that?
- 1:08:44Speaker 1: And then his title of his letters.
- 1:08:46Speaker 6: That's why I know he don't know me and have
- 1:08:48Speaker 6: no intuition too, Boy, that ain't got nothing to do
- 1:08:52Speaker 6: with it intuition.
- 1:08:53Speaker 1: All these is facts. This ain't a feeling you got.
- 1:08:58Speaker 1: You read that. The classes was m.
- 1:09:03Speaker 11: M hm.
- 1:09:04Speaker 1: You see her coming in with no sweat, hand out
- 1:09:06Speaker 1: of place make up for.
- 1:09:10Speaker 8: You know that? What if I want he was in
- 1:09:14Speaker 8: the shower with her.
- 1:09:16Speaker 6: What you're standing there for? What are you doing waiting
- 1:09:22Speaker 6: on her to take her clothes off?
- 1:09:25Speaker 1: Wh What is he looking for? She didn't want well,
- 1:09:31Speaker 1: she didn't want to take her clothes off.
- 1:09:32Speaker 4: You know why?
- 1:09:34Speaker 1: Why because she didn't get all the yello.
- 1:09:36Speaker 8: Off Thighpeter in there wildin like that.
- 1:09:45Speaker 6: She couldn't take the Lululemon off because all that Lulu lemonade,
- 1:09:49Speaker 6: she got a lot of lemon on it.
- 1:09:50Speaker 1: There was limit jello.
- 1:09:52Speaker 8: All right, listen, leave your comments on Today's Strawberry Letter
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- 1:10:04Speaker 8: Sports Talk. Right after this, you're listening to the Steve
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- 1:10:44Speaker 8: It is time now for junior and sports talk. Which
- 1:10:47Speaker 8: you got Junior?
- 1:10:48Speaker 9: My good friend Shirley Well.
- 1:10:49Speaker 10: A couple of days ago, Colin Kaepernick says he's ready
- 1:10:52Speaker 10: to play in the upcoming NFL season. He's been training
- 1:10:55Speaker 10: NonStop and says he can start in the league in
- 1:10:58Speaker 10: today's NFL right now, Now you know Colin Kaepernick has
- 1:11:01Speaker 10: not thrown a pass since twenty seventeen, and Colin is
- 1:11:03Speaker 10: thirty seven years old. Do anybody see this? No, you
- 1:11:07Speaker 10: ain't played since Win Jim twenty seventeen. Last time he
- 1:11:11Speaker 10: threw a pack twenty five.
- 1:11:14Speaker 1: He ain't been hit. Hello, Look, I like Colin. I
- 1:11:20Speaker 1: lovely do man? Sometimes I think up better let it
- 1:11:24Speaker 1: go it yeah like a little tag?
- 1:11:32Speaker 2: Oh yeah, oh.
- 1:11:37Speaker 1: Junior? With somebody pick him up? Man? What if it's
- 1:11:39Speaker 1: about clean? How about Cleveland? Cleveland got fired? They might
- 1:11:43Speaker 1: want six. We might as well take him. We can
- 1:11:46Speaker 1: tell everybody else. Are you all right? But ladies, ladies, ladies,
- 1:11:53Speaker 1: y'all see all this laughing? Right?
- 1:11:55Speaker 6: Now, yeah, you know football season coming, they start coming.
- 1:12:08Speaker 6: That's Southhomore Jakes. Y'all see, y'all think the Texas.
- 1:12:14Speaker 1: Going right back to the top again. And they just may.
- 1:12:19Speaker 6: But when they get to the top, I know you
- 1:12:22Speaker 6: gotta get on. I know i'ma be here for you though,
- 1:12:26Speaker 6: helping you do it. Okay, Yeah, now I'm gonna be
- 1:12:29Speaker 6: here for you.
- 1:12:29Speaker 1: Helping you do because y'all don't know how to handle
- 1:12:32Speaker 1: that agony of defeat. See y'all keep having the one
- 1:12:37Speaker 1: good seasons and then y'all just off to the red.
- 1:12:39Speaker 1: What what other sports you got you? Okay?
- 1:12:43Speaker 10: Has anybody seen Antonio Brown? Has anybody anybody? Antonio Brown
- 1:12:49Speaker 10: is still out the country. Man, Antonio Brown is wanting
- 1:12:52Speaker 10: for a murder a tempt uh. He shot a gun
- 1:12:56Speaker 10: at an event in May and he left the country.
- 1:12:59Speaker 10: But he is a crazy he said he ain't coming back.
- 1:13:02Speaker 10: He's not coming back.
- 1:13:03Speaker 9: And tell he's not paying no more child support and tell.
- 1:13:06Speaker 1: Your mama to get a job.
- 1:13:07Speaker 9: He is out the country, he's been missing.
- 1:13:12Speaker 6: You might get off that gun charge, but you not
- 1:13:17Speaker 6: get way from the child. I'm telling you they not
- 1:13:22Speaker 6: letting that.
- 1:13:22Speaker 1: Happen, homie.
- 1:13:23Speaker 6: Yeah, tell her mama to get a job. No, man, brouh,
- 1:13:28Speaker 6: listen to me. You have to take care of your children.
- 1:13:35Speaker 1: Tell her to get a job. You get a job
- 1:13:38Speaker 1: and take care of your children.
- 1:13:40Speaker 8: That's what.
- 1:13:43Speaker 1: All right, You're you're sure?
- 1:13:45Speaker 8: Thank you. Coming up at the top of the hour,
- 1:13:48Speaker 8: A lady is mad Steve that her man after he
- 1:13:50Speaker 8: allowed a comedian to embarrass her. She needs some advice.
- 1:13:55Speaker 8: We'll get into it right after this. You're listening to
- 1:13:58Speaker 8: the Steve Harvey Morning Show.
- 1:14:03Speaker 1: A right stee.
- 1:14:04Speaker 8: This is from Taran and Baton Rouge. Tarren says, I
- 1:14:07Speaker 8: went to a comedy show with a guy that I
- 1:14:11Speaker 8: just started dating. We sat up front and the comedian
- 1:14:14Speaker 8: kept talking about how nice I looked, and he said
- 1:14:17Speaker 8: he could take me from my date and take me
- 1:14:19Speaker 8: back to his hotel room. My date smiled and went
- 1:14:22Speaker 8: along with the comedian. He told me that if he
- 1:14:26Speaker 8: said something, the guy would have embarrassed him. So it's
- 1:14:29Speaker 8: okay to embarrass me. Should I stop seeing this guy? Oh?
- 1:14:34Speaker 1: Come on now, really, I don't think it's worth for
- 1:14:38Speaker 1: all that it's a comedy club. He didn't take you home,
- 1:14:43Speaker 1: he didn't ask for your number, and nef he come
- 1:14:44Speaker 1: up to you after the show in front of this
- 1:14:46Speaker 1: man and asked for your number.
- 1:14:48Speaker 6: No, who's the stupid boys on stage? A lot of
- 1:14:51Speaker 6: them ain't got no show, so now they are all
- 1:14:53Speaker 6: off any crowd.
- 1:14:55Speaker 7: You know.
- 1:14:56Speaker 6: So I wouldn't I wouldn't let that bother you. He
- 1:14:59Speaker 6: embarrassed you. He was trying to find he was looking
- 1:15:04Speaker 6: forward Joe Man, and it wasn't that.
- 1:15:09Speaker 1: That, yeah, but.
- 1:15:12Speaker 6: Saying something he'd have laid into him. Yeah, oh yeah,
- 1:15:15Speaker 6: Now I would have been he That's all he wanted.
- 1:15:18Speaker 6: He'd had the confrontation he needed. Yeah, they have, but
- 1:15:22Speaker 6: I could take you from him, you know, if they
- 1:15:25Speaker 6: have no.
- 1:15:27Speaker 1: Call it. No, I can't say that.
- 1:15:29Speaker 8: Okay, Oh did you censor yourself, sir?
- 1:15:34Speaker 1: Yeah, because I was gonna.
- 1:15:35Speaker 2: Tell you what.
- 1:15:36Speaker 1: I was gonna name the comedian. He was gonna be
- 1:15:38Speaker 1: like that.
- 1:15:38Speaker 2: He was being like it, Oh, I.
- 1:15:43Speaker 8: Thank you for filters.
- 1:15:46Speaker 1: Did a lot better. You did a lot better. Right,
- 1:15:49Speaker 1: I don't want I don't want to.
- 1:15:51Speaker 8: Though, all right, So she shouldn't stop seeing the guy
- 1:15:57Speaker 8: over this. No, no, yeah, yeah, that's just how it goes.
- 1:16:02Speaker 8: And when you're in a comedy.
- 1:16:06Speaker 6: And them dudes up there, everybody ain't finna be famous?
- 1:16:10Speaker 6: Uh huh, everybody up there comedy clubs ain't good. It's
- 1:16:14Speaker 6: some people learning their craft. It's some people up there
- 1:16:17Speaker 6: that will never get the craft. Mm hmmm, all right,
- 1:16:21Speaker 6: we have time for a wh Why talk about how
- 1:16:22Speaker 6: you look in the first place?
- 1:16:24Speaker 1: Do your set?
- 1:16:25Speaker 8: Yeah, yeah, all right, we do have time for Brie
- 1:16:31Speaker 8: and Charlotte. Steve Brees says, I slept with my ex
- 1:16:34Speaker 8: boyfriend even though he he told me that he's moved
- 1:16:38Speaker 8: on and is in a great relationship with another woman.
- 1:16:41Speaker 8: I was thinking that he couldn't possibly be that into her,
- 1:16:45Speaker 8: but he was. I saw them at a festival recently,
- 1:16:48Speaker 8: and he spoke and introduced me to his girl like
- 1:16:51Speaker 8: I was nobody to him. How can he be so
- 1:16:54Speaker 8: cruel and mean?
- 1:16:56Speaker 1: He told you, Yeah, he told you, He told you.
- 1:17:04Speaker 9: Take a chance.
- 1:17:05Speaker 1: In the words in Judge Lin Toler, home, oh bad?
- 1:17:09Speaker 1: Did I say that? Yeah?
- 1:17:11Speaker 8: You candy out of your own mouth?
- 1:17:13Speaker 1: And I fully let him drink that too.
- 1:17:21Speaker 6: In the words of Judge Len Toler, one of my
- 1:17:24Speaker 6: favorite quotes I've ever heard, a woman said her grandmother
- 1:17:28Speaker 6: told her, don't let a man have to tell you twice.
- 1:17:33Speaker 6: He don't want you all once he tell you the
- 1:17:38Speaker 6: first time, just believe him. You didn't believe it.
- 1:17:40Speaker 1: They can't be in that much in love. I slept
- 1:17:43Speaker 1: with him. Well, so you at thefessial, Hey, this is
- 1:17:46Speaker 1: your man told you about her? What her name was?
- 1:17:50Speaker 8: Definitely coming to coming up in twenty minutes. Delilah, Delilah
- 1:17:58Speaker 8: every morning, right to this.
- 1:18:02Speaker 6: It's Steve Arbin martyshaw Man. You only get hated on
- 1:18:05Speaker 6: by people who are less than you. Nobody doing better
- 1:18:09Speaker 6: than you hate some you. It's always the lesser they hate.
- 1:18:13Speaker 6: Always come from the bottom. That's why they call them
- 1:18:16Speaker 6: bottom feet. God has positioned you, as well as myself
- 1:18:20Speaker 6: up on the wall. We're climbing to a destiny that's
- 1:18:25Speaker 6: so great. When they start throwing rocks and they pull
- 1:18:28Speaker 6: from the bottom, you cannot get down off the wall.
- 1:18:33Speaker 6: You cannot stop your forward progress to climb down and
- 1:18:36Speaker 6: address them because.
- 1:18:37Speaker 1: You're stopping your progress. And they don't have power unless
- 1:18:40Speaker 1: you give it to them. Morrishow coming up right up to.
- 1:18:49Speaker 8: Our prayers continue to cover the many people that were
- 1:18:52Speaker 8: affected by the horrific flash flooding in Kirk County, Texas
- 1:18:56Speaker 8: and Camp Mystic. For those that died and for those
- 1:19:00Speaker 8: that are still unaccounted for. Our prayers, of course are
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- 1:19:07Speaker 8: us and help those affected by the Central Texas flash
- 1:19:10Speaker 8: flash flooding by donating to the Kerr County Relief Fund
- 1:19:15Speaker 8: at www. Dot Community Foundation dot net. That's Community Foundation
- 1:19:21Speaker 8: dot net. Please, if you can, whatever you can donate.
- 1:19:25Speaker 8: The people need help. They do, they need help down there.
- 1:19:28Speaker 8: A lot of them have lost everything. You will be
- 1:19:31Speaker 8: donating to the Kerr County Relief Fund.
- 1:19:34Speaker 1: Yes, this is so sad every day here staggering numbers.
- 1:19:39Speaker 16: Yeah, we see these press conferences about leadership and city
- 1:19:44Speaker 16: officials and you know, did you see you with Tay Cruz.
- 1:19:48Speaker 1: He was on.
- 1:19:49Speaker 16: Vacation again during a tragedy in Texas and with doing
- 1:19:55Speaker 16: an interview and he came back and I'm just leadership
- 1:20:00Speaker 16: yet our officials, y'all need to think about this when
- 1:20:03Speaker 16: y'all vote during the election time election.
- 1:20:05Speaker 1: What's y'all? What's the governor's name? That Abbot?
- 1:20:08Speaker 6: I have Greg Abbott him too, boy boy. All of
- 1:20:11Speaker 6: a sudden, all of a sudden, he spoke out against
- 1:20:14Speaker 6: the government the way they were handling the response of helping.
- 1:20:19Speaker 1: The people in all of that. It's amazing.
- 1:20:22Speaker 8: Yeah, yeah again. You can donate to the Kerr County
- 1:20:25Speaker 8: Really Fund at Community Foundation dot net. And we'll have
- 1:20:29Speaker 8: more of the Steve Harvey Morning Show right after this.
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- 1:21:09Speaker 8: And it's time now for a round of would you rather?
- 1:21:12Speaker 8: Would you rather move permanently to Jamaica? Would you rather
- 1:21:15Speaker 8: move permanently to Hawaii?
- 1:21:18Speaker 1: Much? Make him on?
- 1:21:20Speaker 9: I ain't never been any more? So, Oh what.
- 1:21:25Speaker 1: One of them be great for me?
- 1:21:30Speaker 8: You had a rich moment right there, Steve.
- 1:21:32Speaker 1: Yes, A lot of people have been Steve, Yeah, but
- 1:21:35Speaker 1: they ain't. On this radio show. We're talking to Juli.
- 1:21:40Speaker 6: We talking about the whole lot of people that they
- 1:21:42Speaker 6: well were talking.
- 1:21:46Speaker 8: At a wealthy moment.
- 1:21:47Speaker 1: Hawaiian, Jamaica. He ain't had apple.
- 1:21:52Speaker 8: The show has been.
- 1:21:54Speaker 1: Let me ask you question. Have you been to France? Frank, Yeah,
- 1:21:59Speaker 1: you didn't go. What's the one down at Epcot? Do
- 1:22:04Speaker 1: you have a pants boy? Tommy is right here? What
- 1:22:08Speaker 1: are you talking about? Yeah? What is right here? How
- 1:22:10Speaker 1: is just right there? Why is your pants boys sitting
- 1:22:13Speaker 1: on your desk, sitting on the table. Yeah, it's it's
- 1:22:18Speaker 1: just right there. And he showed it.
- 1:22:21Speaker 8: You know they were gonna ask you question.
- 1:22:25Speaker 10: I just been if the green came in islands and
- 1:22:28Speaker 10: been to the Bahamas, I don't been there. I just
- 1:22:29Speaker 10: ain't been to Jamaica yet. I didn't know the requirement
- 1:22:34Speaker 10: came and the Bahamas that's where we took. Yeah, matter
- 1:22:38Speaker 10: of fact, you know what you showed it showed it.
- 1:22:41Speaker 10: They were nice too.
- 1:22:42Speaker 1: I got it. I got there. Yeah, he'll take you
- 1:22:44Speaker 1: to some nice place. Ball out night. Yeah. I will
- 1:22:50Speaker 1: always be our friend. I need to go back to
- 1:22:54Speaker 1: the cables.
- 1:22:55Speaker 8: Let's go.
- 1:22:56Speaker 1: Let's all right.
- 1:22:59Speaker 8: Would you rather Golden Corral or Western Sizzler? What another
- 1:23:06Speaker 8: rich moment?
- 1:23:07Speaker 7: Sir?
- 1:23:09Speaker 8: Well, just play along.
- 1:23:14Speaker 1: This used to bring it back in the day. Mad,
- 1:23:23Speaker 1: I'm not mad sizzling. You've been to Jamaica. You ain't
- 1:23:27Speaker 1: been a white when y'all about I got here.
- 1:23:30Speaker 9: I got here in eighty she said eight.
- 1:23:32Speaker 2: I didn't.
- 1:23:33Speaker 9: I ain't know nothing but no sizzle.
- 1:23:35Speaker 8: They had silers and.
- 1:23:41Speaker 1: You from wool cool boy. I don't even know the
- 1:23:45Speaker 1: hell they talking about. So you ain't been. I've been.
- 1:23:50Speaker 6: I've been a Golden Corral of one time. Okay, all right, yeah,
- 1:23:55Speaker 6: I just I just I don't do buffets. The Sneeze
- 1:23:57Speaker 6: God ain't low enough. Yeah, yeah, the Lord Sneeze God.
- 1:24:02Speaker 6: They need to have about an inch and a half
- 1:24:04Speaker 6: a bud.
- 1:24:04Speaker 8: Of food, all right, popsicle or ice cream cone.
- 1:24:11Speaker 1: Body won't know pops.
- 1:24:15Speaker 2: What's wrong with a.
- 1:24:18Speaker 7: Like?
- 1:24:19Speaker 1: Okay?
- 1:24:20Speaker 8: All right, that's it. That's today's round of would you rather?
- 1:24:26Speaker 1: All right?
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- 1:25:09Speaker 8: All right, guys, here we are, last break of the day. Yeah,
- 1:25:14Speaker 8: here we are on this is this Wednesday girl fast?
- 1:25:20Speaker 8: Yeah wow, he's to the weekend.
- 1:25:24Speaker 1: All right.
- 1:25:25Speaker 8: See and so Tommy, you guys said you had some questions. Tommy,
- 1:25:29Speaker 8: you said you had some questions.
- 1:25:30Speaker 11: You know, big, big, Yeah, I do, Shirley. He go
- 1:25:34Speaker 11: on these big vacations and we see him.
- 1:25:37Speaker 1: You know what, I'm proud of. Let me just say
- 1:25:39Speaker 1: that first. I'm proud of he get out there and
- 1:25:41Speaker 1: he'd be balling.
- 1:25:42Speaker 7: Man.
- 1:25:42Speaker 11: You got your beautiful wife with you, y'all rolling man,
- 1:25:45Speaker 11: y'all look good.
- 1:25:46Speaker 1: It looked like you feel good.
- 1:25:47Speaker 8: Just calling them money.
- 1:25:49Speaker 1: Come on, you know, I don't want any.
- 1:25:50Speaker 5: Guy, what what what?
- 1:25:52Speaker 18: I don't want you to just just I don't want
- 1:25:55Speaker 18: you here to set at normale the normal things in life,
- 1:25:58Speaker 18: like like what when when in Lanterne you cleaned up
- 1:26:02Speaker 18: after company left?
- 1:26:03Speaker 6: When let time you've done this? Well, he probably asked me,
- 1:26:07Speaker 6: when the last time I have some company? You know,
- 1:26:14Speaker 6: I like being alone. I think that's the thing people
- 1:26:17Speaker 6: don't know about me. I really like being quiet and
- 1:26:19Speaker 6: by myself most of the time. I know, I haven't
- 1:26:23Speaker 6: cleaned up after company. I have no intentions of cleaning
- 1:26:27Speaker 6: up after company because.
- 1:26:29Speaker 1: You have you cleaned up here when left time you
- 1:26:32Speaker 1: ran the back a vacuum. It's just, it's just, it's
- 1:26:40Speaker 1: just regular stuff. Let's tell you. Ain't talk, you know,
- 1:26:43Speaker 1: tell me I don't even know what a vacuum at.
- 1:26:50Speaker 8: Usually in the closet, you know.
- 1:26:52Speaker 1: Yeah, well what if I'm in the closet for.
- 1:26:57Speaker 7: Up?
- 1:26:59Speaker 1: Come on, let's come on, come on, let's go, y'all.
- 1:27:02Speaker 4: Come on.
- 1:27:04Speaker 1: Oh, I got Yeah.
- 1:27:06Speaker 9: When the last time you went by somebody house and
- 1:27:08Speaker 9: put some numbers on.
- 1:27:09Speaker 1: The board for the game? What the last time you
- 1:27:11Speaker 1: did that? What you mean numbers on the board, like
- 1:27:14Speaker 1: on the square, like.
- 1:27:14Speaker 10: Your numbers for the game, you know, like you know,
- 1:27:16Speaker 10: seventy five for the quarters, you know, forward and backwards.
- 1:27:20Speaker 9: You never played squares on the board.
- 1:27:22Speaker 1: Oh, you're talking about like a pool. Yeah, yeah, yeah,
- 1:27:26Speaker 1: for a football pool. Yeah. What what last time? Well,
- 1:27:31Speaker 1: at Family Few, the crew had a pool and I
- 1:27:36Speaker 1: got in it with them. Okay, but I but I
- 1:27:40Speaker 1: bought too many squares, so they asked me not to play.
- 1:27:45Speaker 8: Kick you out?
- 1:27:47Speaker 1: Yeah, I wanted I had had all the squares house.
- 1:27:50Speaker 8: Yeah, this is this is a sidebar. But you've seen
- 1:27:55Speaker 8: baby Steve on a Family Few doing the porcupine.
- 1:28:02Speaker 1: Hilarious.
- 1:28:05Speaker 8: Anyway, going, guys, go on. I love baby Steve going
- 1:28:10Speaker 8: with the mustache.
- 1:28:11Speaker 1: Yes, baby Steve is killing him all right, go ahead, guys, sir,
- 1:28:15Speaker 1: I got a question. I got a question. So it
- 1:28:17Speaker 1: says Tommy.
- 1:28:18Speaker 16: You know, he mentioned it a little while ago about
- 1:28:21Speaker 16: you not cleaning up. When last time you cleaned.
- 1:28:23Speaker 1: Up and all that? Are you gonna have like a
- 1:28:25Speaker 1: get together for us? What's the last time you had
- 1:28:27Speaker 1: a party for us? Well, last time we had a party.
- 1:28:30Speaker 1: If you always in New York?
- 1:28:32Speaker 8: That about how long ago?
- 1:28:35Speaker 7: It is?
- 1:28:36Speaker 8: Ten years?
- 1:28:37Speaker 1: No, Tommy, that's twenty This is twenty twenty five. Yeah,
- 1:28:44Speaker 1: that's how traumatized I was after y'all left. Say this
- 1:28:50Speaker 1: strong right here, but you know, like I mean, but
- 1:28:54Speaker 1: you think about it though. You know, we've had a
- 1:28:56Speaker 1: lot of get together as our sponsored you know, been
- 1:28:59Speaker 1: on trips again, African Paris, you know, goodbye. Yeah, you
- 1:29:09Speaker 1: know calling calling in Africa? You sure did. A little
- 1:29:19Speaker 1: white girl, remember she scared the little white girl.
- 1:29:20Speaker 16: You remember that she acted like she was about to
- 1:29:23Speaker 16: say the N word. I'm with you, mother, laying while
- 1:29:32Speaker 16: I'm here. It's not calling n.
- 1:29:37Speaker 6: That's when Carlin became Marjorie's girlge partners.
- 1:29:45Speaker 1: And she acts like she wanted to say it. I said,
- 1:29:48Speaker 1: you better not saying here, tell you that you're gonna
- 1:29:51Speaker 1: mess around. And I leave Africa my first time in
- 1:29:56Speaker 1: the mother landing you about to say that? Oh yeah,
- 1:30:00Speaker 1: anybody else, Julie Tommy, I.
- 1:30:02Speaker 11: Got one, I got nothing, I got nothing. Okay, what
- 1:30:04Speaker 11: do you seriously? What normalcy do you miss? Like do
- 1:30:09Speaker 11: you miss like taking your lady to the to the movies?
- 1:30:12Speaker 11: But what normalcy do you actually?
- 1:30:14Speaker 6: Yeah, going out to restaurants is sometimes miss that. I
- 1:30:20Speaker 6: miss h sitting like I used to. I couldn't really
- 1:30:25Speaker 6: do it. People would see me. But I wore a
- 1:30:27Speaker 6: lot of hats back then. So I miss sitting in
- 1:30:31Speaker 6: Vegas people watching. I would go to the Belagio all
- 1:30:35Speaker 6: the time and sit across from the elevator banks and
- 1:30:39Speaker 6: I'd sit.
- 1:30:40Speaker 1: On the bench and just watch people.
- 1:30:42Speaker 6: Man, I really miss people watching because I laugh to
- 1:30:45Speaker 6: myself because I make up stories about people as they
- 1:30:48Speaker 6: go by.
- 1:30:49Speaker 1: You know, I don't even know him. I just will.
- 1:30:51Speaker 1: He probably drive PEPSI truck, you know, stuff like that.
- 1:30:54Speaker 1: I just I just know, I just know.
- 1:30:57Speaker 6: But that skill has helped me on family few because
- 1:31:00Speaker 6: I know a lot about people's jobs and what they
- 1:31:02Speaker 6: do with it, and they're always amazed.
- 1:31:04Speaker 8: Man, how do you know that?
- 1:31:05Speaker 1: Because I've lived full life, so I missed that.
- 1:31:10Speaker 6: I miss going to public places and being able to
- 1:31:15Speaker 6: go to public places because if I go to public place.
- 1:31:19Speaker 1: Now I am the public. Yeah yeah, yeah, that is
- 1:31:25Speaker 1: it hard o p in public? Is it hard to
- 1:31:27Speaker 1: p in?
- 1:31:28Speaker 8: Yeah?
- 1:31:29Speaker 2: Hell yeah?
- 1:31:30Speaker 1: Hell yea?
- 1:31:31Speaker 7: What oh hell no?
- 1:31:33Speaker 1: Steve Arney on time you get a picture?
- 1:31:36Speaker 4: Dog?
- 1:31:37Speaker 1: No take my pictures in bathroom. Gotta go, y'all have
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