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Church Complaints, Scarface, Tyler Perry, Phone Identifiers and more. · The Steve Harvey Morning Show

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  Speaker 1: Today's show is pre recorded. Y'all know what time y'all
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  Speaker 1: don't know, y'all back a suit, back to back down,
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  Speaker 1: giving them like the mosing bu bu things and it's
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  Speaker 1: not me true good Steve together for star, I don't
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  Speaker 1: join Jo. You gotta turn you run you, you gotta
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  Speaker 1: turn the turnout. Turn got to turn out to turn
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  Speaker 1: the water to the water. Come come on your baby,
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  Speaker 1: I shall will. Good morning everybody. You are listening to
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  Speaker 1: the voice, Come on dig me now. One and only
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  Speaker 1: Steve Harvey got a radio show. I thank God for it.
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  Speaker 1: Every day. I try to remember that too, you know.
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  Speaker 1: I try to remember to be grateful. I think gratitude
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  Speaker 1: is one of the things that helps keep me grounded.
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  Speaker 1: You can go as far as you want in life.
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  Speaker 1: If you don't mind who gets the credit. Well that
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  Speaker 1: applies to God too, don't it. I mean, you know, really,
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  Speaker 1: if you don't mind who gets the credit. I'm surrounded
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  Speaker 1: by very competent people. I'm surrounded by a lot of
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  Speaker 1: people who work hard on their jobs on their career,
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  Speaker 1: who are dedicated employees and also just dedicated to their
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  Speaker 1: families and you know, dedicated to their own set of aspirations.
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  Speaker 1: I don't expect anybody to work for me forever. I
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  Speaker 1: always look at my job opportunity. These are stepping stones
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  Speaker 1: because I want everyone around me really to aspire to
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  Speaker 1: be more. I mean, that's that's really the way I am.
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  Speaker 1: I'm not any other way. I'm not trying to hold
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  Speaker 1: you to this position. You know, tell you there's no
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  Speaker 1: room for growth, any of that. But even though I'm
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  Speaker 1: surrounded by these people, I'm grateful that God placed them
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  Speaker 1: in my path in my life. But in my mind,
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  Speaker 1: in my spirit, in everything in me, the credit still
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  Speaker 1: belongs to God. I'm sorry. The credit still belongs to God.
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  Speaker 1: See if you would, just for a moment, stop thinking
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  Speaker 1: about yourself, just for a moment. I know that's hard,
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  Speaker 1: but just for a moment, stop thinking about yourself and
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  Speaker 1: realize that maybe you are who you are because God
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  Speaker 1: is who he is. Maybe that's the case. Have you
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  Speaker 1: ever considered that? That's the strongest possibility I can give
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  Speaker 1: to you. You know, how do you think you're the
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  Speaker 1: one that made it through? How you think you the
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  Speaker 1: one after all of the ignorant decisions we have made?
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  Speaker 1: And oh my goodness, let's all be honest. Ain't we
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  Speaker 1: made some crazy decisions I'm talking about, man, I have
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  Speaker 1: made decisions so adverse to my destiny and career, my promises.
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  Speaker 1: I've made some decisions man, knowingly you hear me knowingly
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  Speaker 1: do something wrong, and in spite of all that, I'm
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  Speaker 1: still here standing. Okay, come on now, really, really, all
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  Speaker 1: the dirt you've been done, everybody done dirt, all the
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  Speaker 1: mistakes you've made, You're in a position you in today
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  Speaker 1: because of what? Because you all that? Because you work
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  Speaker 1: harder than anybody else. Look, I work hard. I'll be there.
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  Speaker 1: I'll tell you in a minute. I work hard, but
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  Speaker 1: I don't think I'm the hardest working person out there.
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  Speaker 1: I'm pretty sure somebody didn't work way harder than I have.
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  Speaker 1: So okay, so you work hard? Okay, cool, I got
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  Speaker 1: all that, But man, what about his grace and his mercy?
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  Speaker 1: What about his favor? How many times, man, you didn't
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  Speaker 1: rely on that, even when you ain't know you was
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  Speaker 1: relying on it? How many times man, God hadn't shown
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  Speaker 1: you mercy? You ain't even deserve it? Do you know
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  Speaker 1: how many things I've done wrong? I just ain't get
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  Speaker 1: caught at it? You know. Let me see how simple
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  Speaker 1: I can be here. You speed, you jaywalk, You lie
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  Speaker 1: to police when you get pulled over that you wasn't speeding.
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  Speaker 1: You go to court and I argue you wasn't speeding
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  Speaker 1: when you was. You make you turns. I'm just doing
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  Speaker 1: traffic violations. Now, let's get off traffic for a second.
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  Speaker 1: Let's get on human violations. You talk about people when
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  Speaker 1: you're not supposed to. You indulge yourself in gossip even
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  Speaker 1: when you don't really have all the facts. You pass judgment,
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  Speaker 1: You lust for people that don't belong to you. You
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  Speaker 1: say things to people that you're not supposed to say. So,
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  Speaker 1: look all of us, we all, we all guilty. Now
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  Speaker 1: see I'm not saying you do all of that, but
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  Speaker 1: I'm saying I'm pretty sure I hit you somewhere in there,
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  Speaker 1: just somewhere in there. You to lie before you know
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  Speaker 1: you lied recently. I mean, come on, And I'm just
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  Speaker 1: saying so with all that in mind. See, I'm just
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  Speaker 1: looking at the little things that we do that we
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  Speaker 1: don't get busted for. To mention the chips you stole
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  Speaker 1: when you was a kid and nobody caught you. Well,
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  Speaker 1: that elevated, didn't it. And some of y'all just didn't
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  Speaker 1: stop stealing. The next thing you know, you was in
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  Speaker 1: a car. Now you're sitting somewhere you don't want to
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  Speaker 1: be sitting because of a decision you made. But through
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  Speaker 1: his grace and mercy, couldn't it have been worse? Though?
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  Speaker 1: Without his grace and mercy, could not it have been worse?
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  Speaker 1: I know two dudes it got caught in the garage
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  Speaker 1: one time, trying to break in somebody's house, and the
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  Speaker 1: person in the house they broke into just happened to
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  Speaker 1: have a gun and held them into garage, caught them
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  Speaker 1: and hailed them to the garage to the police car.
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  Speaker 1: That's Grayson Mercy right there, because they had all full
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  Speaker 1: right to shoot these two people, but they didn't. The
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  Speaker 1: Grayson Mercy. See, all of us have benefited from his
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  Speaker 1: grace and mercy. All of us have done a wrong,
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  Speaker 1: committed a sin, broken the law, and somehow, through his
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  Speaker 1: grace and mercy, got by, doing drugs, buying drugs, slanging drugs,
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  Speaker 1: doing something, got by, jumped on somebody for no reason,
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  Speaker 1: got by, you know. So see how you figure with
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  Speaker 1: all that that can go on in your life? And
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  Speaker 1: then hold on, let me throw a couple more at you.
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  Speaker 1: You can't wake yourself up in the morning, mister big shot.
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  Speaker 1: You don't have the ability to control the breaths that
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  Speaker 1: you take. Really, mister big shot, really, let's get real
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  Speaker 1: basic with it now. You can't wake yourself up in
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  Speaker 1: the morning. That's favor, that's grace, that's mercy, that's Him
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  Speaker 1: allowing you to wake up just hoping we get it right.
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  Speaker 1: You know, God spared me through all the dirt I
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  Speaker 1: was doing just hoping one day, man, can you just
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  Speaker 1: straighten up a little bit? When I finally straightened up,
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  Speaker 1: and I'm gonna just say it, straightened up a little bit. See,
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  Speaker 1: I ain't straightened up all the way. Say, I ain't
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  Speaker 1: gonna sit here and tell you that I just straightened
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  Speaker 1: up a little bit. He started bless me. So the
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  Speaker 1: more blessings I gotta started going. Man, maybe I'll try
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  Speaker 1: straighten up a little bit more. So I straightened up
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  Speaker 1: a little bit more. Now I still got a long
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  Speaker 1: way to go, but I'm straighter than I was. Now.
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  Speaker 1: When people judging me and as they will, and they do,
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  Speaker 1: because that ain't right, but they do, and I ain't
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  Speaker 1: walking just the way they walk. Then here comes to criticism.
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  Speaker 1: I get it all the time. Stop wanting credit all
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  Speaker 1: the time and give out some credit where credit is
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  Speaker 1: due instead of get having somebody patting you on your
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  Speaker 1: back all the time. Why don't you tell God, tell
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  Speaker 1: people it was really was God? Man that you don't
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  Speaker 1: really know how you made it? That really man, you
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  Speaker 1: have no explanation for your success or you have no
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  Speaker 1: explanation why you still existing today. Why don't you tell
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  Speaker 1: somebody was God today? Don't be ashamed. It's the truth,
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  Speaker 1: ain't it. I mean, really, man, Let's give God some credit. Hell,
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  Speaker 1: give God the credit and the glory and the honor.
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  Speaker 1: And like that plaque said, you can go as far
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  Speaker 1: as you want in life if you don't mind who
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  Speaker 1: gets the credit. All right, you're listening, folks. I have
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  Speaker 1: something to say. I do every morning. But this is different.
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  Speaker 1: Not that it's a different day. It's it's it's another Monday.
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  Speaker 1: Not that I'm gonna say something you've never heard. Because
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  Speaker 1: I'm assuming that you're well versed in the skill set
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  Speaker 1: of English. I cannot put words together that you've never
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  Speaker 1: heard before. So why would I need your undivided attention
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  Speaker 1: when I know that all of you are familiar with
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  Speaker 1: every single piece of verbiage that I could possibly put together.
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  Speaker 1: So what I will attempt to do is take you
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  Speaker 1: down a road of verbiage that is uncomfortable. It is
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  Speaker 1: when boy give off into this hill show that now
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  Speaker 1: that y'awlins didn't come in his fault and here's fault.
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  Speaker 1: And furthermore, it is that we bout to pop it
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  Speaker 1: off and let him get off into that that thing.
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  Speaker 1: Ladies and gentlemen, protrusions and exclusions put it together for
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  Speaker 1: the Steve Harvy Morning Show. That's a damn intro right there.
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  Speaker 1: What what hu? That's English all less English, Ladies and gentlemen.
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  Speaker 1: One of the greatest ebonic intros of all time. Shirley Strawberry,
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  Speaker 1: I know your isn't yeah, good morning, call it for real.
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  Speaker 1: You tow it up up from the flow up, Ladies
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  Speaker 1: and gentleman, kill space. We called him, Julia, Well you
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  Speaker 1: said that. There I no idea. Thank you, ladies and gentlemen.
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  Speaker 1: The bitter man himself, Jay Anthony Brown, you definitely did
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  Speaker 1: the damn thing, says get it, ladies and gentleman. The
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  Speaker 1: You're in a singing mood always in the morning. Oh man,
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  Speaker 1: I'd be so happy that God wake me up. I
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  Speaker 1: just man, I'll be like, come on, man, I'd woke
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  Speaker 1: up a lot of days, though I didn't wake up
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  Speaker 1: a whole lot of times. And I remember the times
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  Speaker 1: that I would wake up and not quite be feeling it,
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  Speaker 1: and I would give in to it, you know, and
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  Speaker 1: go on. I got up on the wrong side of
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  Speaker 1: the bed. I stopped that long time ago. Ain't no
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  Speaker 1: wrong side of the baby man. Long as I get up, Man,
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  Speaker 1: I don't give a damn if I roll up and
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  Speaker 1: slam dead into a damn wall. But then that's another thing.
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  Speaker 1: I ain't had a bed up against a wall in
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  Speaker 1: a long ass Yeah, yeah, my bad. Ain't been up
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  Speaker 1: against a wall in a long long time. It's just
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  Speaker 1: in the middle of the floor. I didn't open. It
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  Speaker 1: was just you know, yeah, oh oh, I see. You
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  Speaker 1: know what I mean. All of your bands, Caul, you
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  Speaker 1: can get in from both sides, all of you, So
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  Speaker 1: don't act like it's just me. Stop if you ain't
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  Speaker 1: done rich about that at all. It wasn't a rich moment.
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  Speaker 1: All right, coming up at thirty two minutes after the hour,
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  Speaker 1: we'll talk more to the crew and we'll ask the
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  Speaker 1: CLO right after this. You're listening show, all right. Steve
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  Speaker 1: Time four asked the CLO. Here we go. This one
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  Speaker 1: is from Marnetia in South Dallas. She writes, I'm thirty
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  Speaker 1: three years old and happily married to my high school sweetheart.
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  Speaker 1: He's the thirty four and very active with our son's
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  Speaker 1: athletic programs. Our son is fourteen, as he's acting like
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  Speaker 1: our son could go to the NFL or the NBA
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  Speaker 1: any day. Now. He has our son taking all kinds
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  Speaker 1: of supplements. He has a trainer and a strength coach.
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  Speaker 1: I see my son wanting to hang out with his friends,
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  Speaker 1: and he has a few girls he's talking to. My
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  Speaker 1: husband means well, but I want to ask him to
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  Speaker 1: give our son a break. How do I do this
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  Speaker 1: without offending him? Well, you know, I think the question
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  Speaker 1: is how does your son feel about it? You know,
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  Speaker 1: because the one thing about special athletes, they kind of
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  Speaker 1: be special as children. Some athletes blossom late, but most
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  Speaker 1: of these guys you can see it early on that
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  Speaker 1: they got something special. He may be enjoying now. Supplements
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  Speaker 1: at fourteen. Don't know what you're talking about now, I don't.
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  Speaker 1: I don't know what supplement you taking at four team man,
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  Speaker 1: that you even need, because yeah, I mean, your body
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  Speaker 1: is grown and developing any way every day at fourteen.
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  Speaker 1: Now you get older, you need supplements to supplement what's
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  Speaker 1: starting to diminish. You might take a testosterone supplement, you
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  Speaker 1: might take a mineral supplement, but at fourteen, you ain't
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  Speaker 1: missing nothing. That's the only thing. I think. It's crazy.
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  Speaker 1: But you know your your boy playing sports for girls anyway,
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  Speaker 1: You ain't got to worry about them girls. He had
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  Speaker 1: him that I don't stop right there. No, And you
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  Speaker 1: ain't got to worry about that. He got telephone, FaceTime computers.
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  Speaker 1: Oh no, he You quit worrying about the girls, lady,
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  Speaker 1: than man. They talk about him on the phone. Man,
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  Speaker 1: please Didney and Richmond. Didney and Richmond says last week
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  Speaker 1: Sydney in Richmond, Uh huh, that I met the most
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  Speaker 1: beautiful girl last week, beautiful girl I've ever seen him.
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  Speaker 1: Within a week, She's fallen off the face of the earth.
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  Speaker 1: She told me. She goes to a certain coffee shop
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  Speaker 1: every morning, so I showed up there. We've been talking
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  Speaker 1: on the phone a few days, so I figured it
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  Speaker 1: was okay to show up and treat her to coffee.
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  Speaker 1: She would not get out of the car, and she
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  Speaker 1: drove off. That's when she stopped answering my calls. What
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  Speaker 1: happened within a week to cause this? She saw you?
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  Speaker 1: She saw you? Yeah, yeah, she saw you. Dog. All
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  Speaker 1: that talking on the phone, she saw you. Dog. It's
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  Speaker 1: all good. Don't even worry about it, man, Sydney. That's
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  Speaker 1: what happened. Man. You know, when you when you have
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  Speaker 1: something about you that they don't like, they're not getting
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  Speaker 1: out the call of her time. You know. Yeah, he
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  Speaker 1: know that, he knows that he got an name that
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  Speaker 1: kind of leads towards you know, you ain't cute. I
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  Speaker 1: ain't never seen qute sitting unless it was a girl.
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  Speaker 1: I don't seen a lot of fine chicks na ain't
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  Speaker 1: sitting it. But most dudes ain't sitting. It looked just
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  Speaker 1: like sitting there. Sit. Nah. You know, dog, you know
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  Speaker 1: you knew what you know? You know what was that?
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  Speaker 1: You know what's that? Dog? It's either that or you
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  Speaker 1: ain't the right height. I don't want to get into
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  Speaker 1: that on this show this morning. But I'm it's either
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  Speaker 1: you look or you wasn't the right height because if
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  Speaker 1: you were standing next to the male box and she
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  Speaker 1: couldn't tell which one was which. All right, we're gonna
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  Speaker 1: move on. I shot and wide as a male box.
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  Speaker 1: All right, here we go. Patrick, just look like a
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  Speaker 1: little fair X drop box. You move off. Patrick in
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  Speaker 1: the Mohamma says, I'm a forty eight year old single
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  Speaker 1: man and I was dating a slightly younger female that
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  Speaker 1: was insecure. She accused me of messing around every time
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  Speaker 1: I left the house. One night, I was headed to
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  Speaker 1: the movies with my sons and she said if I left,
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  Speaker 1: she'd be gone when I got back. I told her
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  Speaker 1: to go ahead and leave. She tried to hit me,
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  Speaker 1: and I ducked, so she spit in my face. I
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  Speaker 1: lost it. I picked her up and put her outside
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  Speaker 1: my house and I locked her out. I took all
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  Speaker 1: of her things to her mom's house, and she told
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  Speaker 1: her mom that I put my hands on her. Do
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  Speaker 1: I defend myself or let her play the victim? Wow? Wow,
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  Speaker 1: I mean you're gonna had to defend yourself that he
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  Speaker 1: putting his hands on me, you know, but won't you
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  Speaker 1: spit on me? You guys to get out, Yeah, immediate forever.
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  Speaker 1: I mean that's just a hateful last move. Yeah it
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  Speaker 1: is for no reason. That's going out with your son.
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  Speaker 1: I mean, you're going to the movie with your sons.
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  Speaker 1: You can't do that, bro, Bro, she is secured. She
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  Speaker 1: ain't that fine dog? Let her go now? Yeah yeah, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: she's done. And you put your hands on her when
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  Speaker 1: you picked her up and physically set OI outside, So
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  Speaker 1: she got a technicality on you. But as long as
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  Speaker 1: you don't hit a dog, can I spit back? I
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  Speaker 1: got to do something. Well, I'm not gonna do that.
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  Speaker 1: I'm not I'm not hitting a woman, and I'm not
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  Speaker 1: spitting on a woman. I'm not kicking. I don't. I
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  Speaker 1: don't do nothing physical to a woman. And I've had
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  Speaker 1: some stuff done to me, but I will not. I
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  Speaker 1: will not do anything physical to a woman, simply because
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  Speaker 1: the way I was raised. Yeah, I'm not spitting on you,
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  Speaker 1: none of that. Can we put a bookmark in there
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  Speaker 1: where you said I've had some things done to me
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  Speaker 1: and revisit that. At some point I slap with a
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  Speaker 1: raw chicken breast, I've been what did you do. What
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  Speaker 1: did you do my favorite? I don't even remember. I've
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  Speaker 1: done a lot, but you know the raw chicken bust.
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  Speaker 1: That wouldn't that's it. I wouldn't want chicken no mo
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  Speaker 1: After that, I had a pot thrown at me and
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  Speaker 1: the handle stuffed in the wall. I've been kicked. I've
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  Speaker 1: had a picture of water thrown on me in a bed.
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  Speaker 1: I don't have everything, dog, I water huh oh. I
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  Speaker 1: thought chicken was the chicken season when you got hit
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  Speaker 1: with it. I'm just curious. Rock just a raw I'm
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  Speaker 1: gonna tell you something. No, dog, I don't care who
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  Speaker 1: you are. That nice ass thing. I just wanted to know.
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  Speaker 1: Steven all right? Coming up next church complaints with Reverend
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  Speaker 1: Motown and NK and deaf Jam. Right after this, you're
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  Speaker 1: listening Harvey Morning Show. Coming up at the top of
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  Speaker 1: the hour, and trending news, we'll talk about vas attack
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  Speaker 1: of the viral video of the restaurant hostess being attacked
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  Speaker 1: in New York City. Also in the entertainment news, the
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  Speaker 1: iHeartRadio Music Festival was big over the weekend in Las Vegas,
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  Speaker 1: and one of the Kings of comedy, Cedric the Entertainer,
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  Speaker 1: all of these stories of the yeah promo man. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: right now it's Monday. It's time for church complaints with
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  Speaker 1: Reverend Motown Deacon deaf jam we full galveol yeah, ospordaciously
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  Speaker 1: as we reconcile with our reciprocity of engagement of duabilities Godma,
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  Speaker 1: we carniferously. Oh that's a new one. Now, that's new
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  Speaker 1: postually in a way where we remindly full remind fully
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  Speaker 1: remind fourth righteousness with that long elf. Go ahead, come on,
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  Speaker 1: mapitulate o'h preaching man. Let us begin, deacon with church complaint.
• 22:38
  Speaker 1: I know it's so hard to follow that with go ahead,
• 22:41
  Speaker 1: yeah yeah. Let's see here our sister Princess banks. You know,
• 22:48
  Speaker 1: sister Princess Banker, her sign Jacobe slammed his dough after
• 22:53
  Speaker 1: she told him to clean his room. Let me just
• 22:57
  Speaker 1: cut to the chaste and say her bear's set at
• 23:00
  Speaker 1: five thousand dollars. She's been charged with austin. She burnt
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  Speaker 1: the whole dough down. Do we bear her out or
• 23:12
  Speaker 1: what do we do? Palace? But that's just the eye,
• 23:14
  Speaker 1: that's just the well. Her fail is shits five thousand
• 23:18
  Speaker 1: that's five hundred. I'm gonna go get her out, or
• 23:22
  Speaker 1: because we are support this type of thing. Or I
• 23:27
  Speaker 1: remember when I was a boy, I slammed the door,
• 23:31
  Speaker 1: and I went to school and came home and the
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  Speaker 1: door was removed. Yeah, wait a minute, the whole dough
• 23:40
  Speaker 1: was complete, the girl hinge and everything just an opening
• 23:45
  Speaker 1: and painted looked like an archway. I no longer had
• 23:53
  Speaker 1: privacy the entire time I stayed there. So yes, we
• 23:57
  Speaker 1: will get the five hundred and get out of a
• 24:00
  Speaker 1: right fine hunt for sister Princess Banks. All right, let's
• 24:03
  Speaker 1: move right along hip pass the roller skating ministry. I
• 24:07
  Speaker 1: wants to use the parking lot for practice, but we
• 24:13
  Speaker 1: got too many potholes in the parking lot. Now, crazy
• 24:16
  Speaker 1: Legs on the roller skating Minister said the money you
• 24:20
  Speaker 1: spent on your cigars monthly could pay to fix the
• 24:24
  Speaker 1: parking lot. Now I'm not getting in the middle of that,
• 24:26
  Speaker 1: but I'm just saying that's what crazy Legs are saying.
• 24:32
  Speaker 1: You can tell crazy leg go to hill. Oh and
• 24:36
  Speaker 1: now let's deal with the resurfacing of the parking lot.
• 24:41
  Speaker 1: Or crazy Legs, it's the only slim skater that we have.
• 24:48
  Speaker 1: It is the shill weight of the membership owned skates.
• 24:54
  Speaker 1: Sister Earl Lean cracked the entire parking lot with new rollerblades. See,
• 25:01
  Speaker 1: you got to spread that weight out on four wheel.
• 25:05
  Speaker 1: When she put it on them rollerblades, she just cracked
• 25:09
  Speaker 1: up that entire parking lot. Now we gotta reservice that thing.
• 25:12
  Speaker 1: And what I want to say the crazy leagues is
• 25:15
  Speaker 1: you stop letting everybody come on the parking lot of skate.
• 25:18
  Speaker 1: Now we're gonna put the scale at the gate, and
• 25:23
  Speaker 1: if you're over two fifty, you can't skate. That's all
• 25:26
  Speaker 1: to it. It's a two fifty limit for the two fifty.
• 25:31
  Speaker 1: I know nine people can't come right now. Ain't a
• 25:34
  Speaker 1: where hell they're gonna be getting down two feety By
• 25:36
  Speaker 1: said it. When you're cutting the ministry down that past,
• 25:39
  Speaker 1: I don't know if it ain't a ministry the roller
• 25:43
  Speaker 1: skating they call at a roller skating ministry. Now, I
• 25:47
  Speaker 1: don't know if they're skating for the law the way,
• 25:48
  Speaker 1: but they were not a ministry digging. I'm not gonna
• 25:51
  Speaker 1: say it no more but calling it what it ain't
• 25:56
  Speaker 1: you you In case you want to know who I'm
• 25:59
  Speaker 1: hauling that, the answer is you. Why are you taking
• 26:04
  Speaker 1: a tone with me though, pass I'm not a talk
• 26:07
  Speaker 1: Listen to me. Did you see the movie Gold of
• 26:11
  Speaker 1: Yes idea, Yes, the idea that told Sonny the one
• 26:17
  Speaker 1: that bring it to you, the one that bring it
• 26:22
  Speaker 1: to me? And is you not the one that bringing it?
• 26:26
  Speaker 1: I'm bringing it. But I don't want you to kill
• 26:28
  Speaker 1: the messenger or us in here with the complaint because
• 26:32
  Speaker 1: you think you want me to do something about it, and
• 26:33
  Speaker 1: and I told you we nothing do that. Two fifty
• 26:36
  Speaker 1: that's it. That's fifty weight limit, roller skating minister. Let
• 26:40
  Speaker 1: me move right alone. I know you want to hear
• 26:42
  Speaker 1: this or night. Brother Larry Elda wants to join the
• 26:47
  Speaker 1: church to get closer to black people. Yeah, he came
• 26:52
  Speaker 1: Saturday and Sunday, I'm sorry and sat on the on
• 26:56
  Speaker 1: the pew and everyone moved when he sat on it.
• 26:58
  Speaker 1: And then he ran up into the choir stand and
• 27:01
  Speaker 1: everybody stopped saying, he wants you to make them like him. Now,
• 27:05
  Speaker 1: I don't know if you can handle this path, but
• 27:07
  Speaker 1: that's that's brother Larry, he wants. I think the best
• 27:13
  Speaker 1: way to sum this up is, last week we were
• 27:18
  Speaker 1: discussing Larry Elder, well not we but they were discussing
• 27:22
  Speaker 1: him on the morning short that's right. And Jay Anthony
• 27:26
  Speaker 1: Brown made a point that I really stuck with me.
• 27:31
  Speaker 1: A homeless person through an egg at Larry Elder hurl No,
• 27:42
  Speaker 1: you got to be nothing for a homeless, hungry person
• 27:50
  Speaker 1: to hurl a whole meal at you. That's right. That
• 27:56
  Speaker 1: egg could have sustained him for another day. He was
• 28:01
  Speaker 1: willing to sacrifice another day of living. In the words
• 28:10
  Speaker 1: of Rare Earth, I just want to sell a lilebrate
• 28:14
  Speaker 1: another day of living. I didn't want to selllebrate another
• 28:21
  Speaker 1: day of live. You're gonna let him use you want.
• 28:30
  Speaker 1: A homeless man, in the words of Jack Brown, throws
• 28:35
  Speaker 1: an egg away at you. You know how hard a
• 28:38
  Speaker 1: world him get that egg? You know a home hold
• 28:41
  Speaker 1: on the egg. You got to sleep right, you got
• 28:46
  Speaker 1: you got to fight off robberies. Lall is not gonna
• 28:52
  Speaker 1: be a member of his church now. And we have
• 28:57
  Speaker 1: a multicultural church, but we don't have we have blacks,
• 29:04
  Speaker 1: Browns and watch we don't have no Uncle tomes all right,
• 29:11
  Speaker 1: On that note, we gotta say this. Coming up at
• 29:17
  Speaker 1: the top of the hour, we'll have some entertainment and
• 29:19
  Speaker 1: national news for you, right, after this, you're listening to
• 29:23
  Speaker 1: the Steve Harvey Morning Show. See I Heard Radio Music
• 29:28
  Speaker 1: Festival was big this past weekend in Las Vegas. Carla,
• 29:31
  Speaker 1: what's your god? What happened? Tell us all the good news.
• 29:34
  Speaker 1: That's right, Shirley. The day it was a two day festival.
• 29:38
  Speaker 1: The two day I Heard Radio Musical Festival returned back
• 29:42
  Speaker 1: to the T Mobile Arena in Las Vegas this past weekend.
• 29:46
  Speaker 1: Shirley Monica, We've all been out there. It was star
• 29:49
  Speaker 1: studded with our guy Nellie. Nellie was fired. He set
• 29:54
  Speaker 1: the stage on fire. Billy Eilish, Ja Cole, colleague, can
• 30:00
  Speaker 1: we just talk hip hop rappers, Little Baby j Cole
• 30:04
  Speaker 1: Sweetie and rock and roll legend the band member Journey.
• 30:09
  Speaker 1: Don't stop believing. They were really really good. They close
• 30:12
  Speaker 1: out the show. So if you missed it and you
• 30:15
  Speaker 1: want to check it out, make sure you watch the
• 30:18
  Speaker 1: CW network on October second and third, the iHeart Radio
• 30:22
  Speaker 1: Music Festival, dort it big congratulations iHeart but you got Shirley.
• 30:26
  Speaker 1: I want to see Nellie? Thank you, Carl, Yes, yes,
• 30:29
  Speaker 1: all right, and more entertainment news. So Steve, we have
• 30:32
  Speaker 1: to give a big shout out to our friend, friend
• 30:34
  Speaker 1: of the show, your personal friend, one of the Kings
• 30:37
  Speaker 1: of comedy, Cedric the entertainer said, he said girl Setty
• 30:42
  Speaker 1: set he said, hosted the seventy third annual Primetime Emmy's
• 30:46
  Speaker 1: Last Night. He was looking good. It was star studded ballerina,
• 30:51
  Speaker 1: Misty Copeland, Michael Douglas to Roger p Henson, Gail King said,
• 30:57
  Speaker 1: say it was himself. Yeah, and that's what I like. Man,
• 31:02
  Speaker 1: he was He's really good. But did a great job. Man. Yeah,
• 31:05
  Speaker 1: that's that's your boy, that's your friend. Dude. Man, what
• 31:10
  Speaker 1: he do I pulled from him, that's clearly yeah, what happened.
• 31:19
  Speaker 1: Don't don't downplay that. What you say, Steve, you mumbled
• 31:23
  Speaker 1: its opportunity incorporated. Yes, he is him to be a
• 31:33
  Speaker 1: cute with you everybody. Don't you know, would even look
• 31:38
  Speaker 1: right being a cute that don't even look good? Don't
• 31:41
  Speaker 1: that don't look don't we know that? Okay, and let's
• 31:48
  Speaker 1: see no, no, because you already knew I was over
• 31:54
  Speaker 1: there waiting. That's why you didn't want to come qu
• 31:57
  Speaker 1: you wanta come this route because you knew I was
• 31:59
  Speaker 1: in I was all ready to wait. Okay, Well, what
• 32:02
  Speaker 1: do you what was you gonna do to me? You
• 32:04
  Speaker 1: ain't already done what? I mean, you play with for
• 32:09
  Speaker 1: twenty something years. What was you gonna do that You
• 32:12
  Speaker 1: ain't already done so much? He wasn't even even your nephew.
• 32:19
  Speaker 1: You didn't even I was not fitting up. Let please,
• 32:26
  Speaker 1: all right, we're gonna move on on that note. Finally,
• 32:29
  Speaker 1: in trending video gone viral, news backs attack, New York
• 32:34
  Speaker 1: City was concerned that it's new mandate requiring people to
• 32:37
  Speaker 1: show proof of COVID vaccinations to enter restaurants and other
• 32:41
  Speaker 1: indoor venues would result in some ugly confrontations. And guess what,
• 32:45
  Speaker 1: that's just what happened. In a chaotic video now gone viral,
• 32:49
  Speaker 1: three women from Houston, Texas try to get into um
• 32:53
  Speaker 1: you everybody knows Carmines and in New York the popular
• 32:57
  Speaker 1: tourist restaurant there Uh, These women got violent when the
• 33:01
  Speaker 1: hostess outside asked to see proof of vaccination. The women
• 33:06
  Speaker 1: started hitting the hostess with punches and also ripped off
• 33:09
  Speaker 1: her necklace. It was horrible. Restaurant's staff and even some
• 33:13
  Speaker 1: bystanders intervened to try to break up the fight. Police
• 33:16
  Speaker 1: were called in and three women were arrested. Thank god,
• 33:20
  Speaker 1: Just fyi. New York City's rule requiring proof of vaccination
• 33:24
  Speaker 1: for into a restaurant dining jim all that entertainment venues
• 33:29
  Speaker 1: has been in effect since August seventeen, but according to
• 33:33
  Speaker 1: multiple outlets, the rule has just recently started. Well here's
• 33:38
  Speaker 1: a deal. You don't want to get your vaccine. That's fun.
• 33:43
  Speaker 1: I mean, you know, if you won't get vaccine, okay, cool,
• 33:47
  Speaker 1: But the people who will have decided to be safe,
• 33:51
  Speaker 1: you can't put them that risk. Sorry, And she didn't
• 33:56
  Speaker 1: make some rule worked as I mean you you you're
• 34:02
  Speaker 1: mad at huh because you ain't got no vaccine. That's
• 34:06
  Speaker 1: all she's doing. She just a host at the restaurant. Yeah,
• 34:10
  Speaker 1: her boss told her to vaccine. And now your ass
• 34:15
  Speaker 1: going to jail and your meal's gonna really change. Your
• 34:22
  Speaker 1: meal was gonna get. Ain't no accine, ain't no ain't
• 34:28
  Speaker 1: no advertiser, and ain't no men. You ain't no better.
• 34:36
  Speaker 1: I'm telling you about experience. It is cold as hell.
• 34:40
  Speaker 1: You can't say warmness up. They don't want to hear that. Okay,
• 34:46
  Speaker 1: what you get that ain't what I wanted today. Wow,
• 34:54
  Speaker 1: it's really bad. Just ignorant, ignorant, they almost knocking the
• 34:59
  Speaker 1: podium down. You saw, I saw that. Somebody sent me
• 35:04
  Speaker 1: the video. Thought it was crazy. Y. No, I haven't
• 35:08
  Speaker 1: seen somebody sent me they. I mean they just acted
• 35:12
  Speaker 1: like it's like what, you chump on this and she's
• 35:15
  Speaker 1: a young woman. You jump on her because she asked
• 35:18
  Speaker 1: you a question about a vaccine? Are you serious? At
• 35:23
  Speaker 1: what point? You at what point do you think when
• 35:25
  Speaker 1: you whipping the hostess? Ass that they gonna give you
• 35:27
  Speaker 1: a seat? Yeah, gonna let you in. Why nobody helping
• 35:35
  Speaker 1: me with the whippings? A lot of people working up.
• 35:38
  Speaker 1: Somebody come on, help me. It was so unbelievable. I'm
• 35:43
  Speaker 1: pretty sure people are in shock at first, and then
• 35:46
  Speaker 1: you go, oh my god, they're beating her up. You know,
• 35:49
  Speaker 1: they'd jumped on her. Three sisters from Houstons. That's that's
• 35:54
  Speaker 1: a hell of I ass whipping. I'm telling you, I'm
• 35:55
  Speaker 1: telling something, all right. Well, coming up at twenty minutes
• 36:02
  Speaker 1: after the hour, we're gonna look into the mind of
• 36:04
  Speaker 1: Jay Anthony Brown. Right after this. You're listening, all right, Steve,
• 36:12
  Speaker 1: introduce your boy ladies and gentlemen. Jay Anthony Brown, thank
• 36:16
  Speaker 1: you so much. Mister Hardy, my question today, I have
• 36:19
  Speaker 1: two of us questions me. I'm just saying thank you.
• 36:23
  Speaker 1: I'm just saying thank you. I have two sets of questions,
• 36:27
  Speaker 1: two sets of questions for two groups of people, two
• 36:32
  Speaker 1: sets of questions. The first question is to the men
• 36:36
  Speaker 1: who have a nice head of hair, a nice size
• 36:41
  Speaker 1: head of hair. But junior, the question is how how
• 36:46
  Speaker 1: much forehead is allowed to junior? How do I need?
• 36:52
  Speaker 1: I need to know how if you if you have
• 36:57
  Speaker 1: a nice set of come on you a nice grade
• 37:01
  Speaker 1: of hair, what's forehead? If that's forehead that is allowed?
• 37:08
  Speaker 1: Without anybody saying anything. And the reason I'm saying is
• 37:12
  Speaker 1: because I'm seeing a lot of nice hair and a
• 37:15
  Speaker 1: lot of huge foreheads and on men on men. I'm
• 37:19
  Speaker 1: seeing it on men, and I need to know what's
• 37:22
  Speaker 1: the He got his textans yeah on today, so you
• 37:25
  Speaker 1: case no he say different versions people junior give me
• 37:38
  Speaker 1: just say that, Steve Julior. Guys. Yeah, there's some guys,
• 37:45
  Speaker 1: are you I don't I don't have. But I'm not
• 37:47
  Speaker 1: talking about looking at JR. Head up to see how
• 37:51
  Speaker 1: far back that is junior juniors fine, juniors, fine? J
• 37:58
  Speaker 1: is not yo your headline is back down with your
• 38:02
  Speaker 1: head sets talking about well, let me let me be,
• 38:15
  Speaker 1: let me be specific, let me be smith, let me
• 38:19
  Speaker 1: be smith. Yeah, that word one one is a commentator
• 38:25
  Speaker 1: and one and one is a comedian and is not Ika?
• 38:38
  Speaker 1: Who the hell of the damn comedian? J Shawn I'm
• 38:44
  Speaker 1: not harbha Rashawn and Stephen A. Schmill. I'm not about Julian.
• 38:58
  Speaker 1: I'm not talking about Well, I'm goal with who are
• 39:00
  Speaker 1: we all know? Who is we talking about? You messed up?
• 39:05
  Speaker 1: Jay's big, he said. Commentators, he said, how far back
• 39:18
  Speaker 1: is all right? Coming up at thirty four minutes after
• 39:22
  Speaker 1: the hour, we'll have more Harvey Morning Show. Right after this.
• 39:26
  Speaker 1: You're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show. Fifty year
• 39:30
  Speaker 1: old hip hop legend and Houston's own rapper, Scarface. We
• 39:34
  Speaker 1: all know him well. Scarface just got a life lifeline
• 39:38
  Speaker 1: in his battle with kidney failure. Scarface had a serious
• 39:42
  Speaker 1: case of COVID nineteen, which doctors say knocked out his
• 39:45
  Speaker 1: kidneys and he had to be put on dialysis. Scarface
• 39:48
  Speaker 1: had made public please for help in getting a new kidney,
• 39:52
  Speaker 1: but recently he told the world he'd found an answer
• 39:55
  Speaker 1: closer to home. According to CBS News in Houston, Scarface
• 40:00
  Speaker 1: a son, thirty year old Christian Chris Joyner. Chris Jordan said, um,
• 40:06
  Speaker 1: why not, he's my dad? Come on, why king is
• 40:11
  Speaker 1: my dad? Scarface is? Scarface posted on social media a
• 40:15
  Speaker 1: black and white picture of him and his son, with
• 40:17
  Speaker 1: the caption Someday we'll look back at this and laugh
• 40:20
  Speaker 1: about it. Thanks to you, Chris Jordan. I'll be there too,
• 40:25
  Speaker 1: A real superhero. Wow, that's my deal, man, Brad Jordan. Baby,
• 40:29
  Speaker 1: Brad Jordan's good guy, good guy, good guy. That's awesome.
• 40:36
  Speaker 1: A great father son relationship, Steve, You know, I love
• 40:40
  Speaker 1: what the son said. Why not he's my dad? You know?
• 40:43
  Speaker 1: I mean, I mean to me, it's a given. M
• 40:49
  Speaker 1: you know, especially if you've been in your son's life.
• 40:51
  Speaker 1: That's what the relationship is all about, right, It's a given.
• 40:56
  Speaker 1: Let me tell you something. Man on my Facebook show,
• 40:59
  Speaker 1: speaking of Kidney's, that was a black woman and a
• 41:03
  Speaker 1: white woman that worked at the same hospital. Okay, they
• 41:10
  Speaker 1: were talking one day. They met in the lunchroom and
• 41:13
  Speaker 1: just introduced himself with talking and secure. He seems sad.
• 41:16
  Speaker 1: What's wrong? She said? She said, my husband is in
• 41:19
  Speaker 1: need of a kidney transplant. The white woman said, oh
• 41:24
  Speaker 1: my god, my husband is in need of a kidney
• 41:27
  Speaker 1: transplant too, but they couldn't find it. They did some research,
• 41:34
  Speaker 1: some medical things, and they said, well, what type of
• 41:37
  Speaker 1: my husband is an old negative and my husband is
• 41:42
  Speaker 1: an asothing to both of them had rare and it's
• 41:44
  Speaker 1: why they couldn't find rare bloods. And come to find out,
• 41:49
  Speaker 1: the black lady was a perfect match for the white
• 41:52
  Speaker 1: lady's husband, and the white woman was a perfect match
• 41:56
  Speaker 1: for the black lady's husband, and all four of them
• 42:01
  Speaker 1: transferred kidneys. Wow. Wow, beautiful story from a conversation. And
• 42:07
  Speaker 1: I just had that on my show. It's a crazy story, man,
• 42:12
  Speaker 1: And I learned something about kidney transplants. When you get
• 42:16
  Speaker 1: a ChRI kidney transplant, they don't take your kidney out
• 42:20
  Speaker 1: your body. They just add the kidney. So the white guy,
• 42:26
  Speaker 1: this was his second one, he got three kidneys. Oh oh,
• 42:31
  Speaker 1: Meaning the person that's receiving, they don't take they don't
• 42:35
  Speaker 1: take the kidney out, they just put it in. Then okay.
• 42:38
  Speaker 1: But the person that I also heard, the person that
• 42:42
  Speaker 1: is donating the kidney, it's it's harder on that person too.
• 42:46
  Speaker 1: The recovery is very, very difficult. One person one had
• 42:50
  Speaker 1: three kidneys and any other person I had one damn
• 42:52
  Speaker 1: kidney one't matter what you look at it, you just
• 43:00
  Speaker 1: got three. Wouldn't you be like, hey, but one of them?
• 43:07
  Speaker 1: And like and like. What I learned about it was
• 43:11
  Speaker 1: it's certain percentage of kidney function. Like the black dude
• 43:14
  Speaker 1: was now up to seventy two functionability. I mean, it's crazy,
• 43:20
  Speaker 1: it's I learned a lot that. But that was an
• 43:23
  Speaker 1: amazing story of love and commitment. Them two women met
• 43:27
  Speaker 1: and was just sad that day and they both found
• 43:30
  Speaker 1: out their husbands needed kidneys. And then a few weeks
• 43:33
  Speaker 1: later they did ask some questions. Was and next thing
• 43:36
  Speaker 1: you know, each one of the women had the right
• 43:40
  Speaker 1: blood type for each one of them's husband, and they
• 43:43
  Speaker 1: both agreed to save each one of their husband's life.
• 43:49
  Speaker 1: Please get up out of him and let me tell
• 43:54
  Speaker 1: you something. They was having a spiritual moment on that couch,
• 43:57
  Speaker 1: all four of him. I do say, tell me nothing
• 44:03
  Speaker 1: about God. Don't say nothing to me about him. All right,
• 44:11
  Speaker 1: we're coming up next. It is the nephew with today's
• 44:14
  Speaker 1: frank phone call. Right after this, we might well, can
• 44:17
  Speaker 1: I have your kidney. I mean we might wait, we
• 44:20
  Speaker 1: might play you're listening to show coming up at the
• 44:28
  Speaker 1: top of the hour. Write about four minutes after it's
• 44:30
  Speaker 1: my strawberry letter for today. The subject my holy lover's
• 44:35
  Speaker 1: double life. Okay, marinade on that for a minute. We'll
• 44:39
  Speaker 1: get into that. I'm just a little bit already. But
• 44:43
  Speaker 1: right now do you think you do? Right now? The
• 44:47
  Speaker 1: nephew is here with today's frank phone call. What you
• 44:50
  Speaker 1: got for us, nep Well, you know, last break we
• 44:53
  Speaker 1: was talking about the kidneys. You know, that's what we
• 44:56
  Speaker 1: were saw about someone giving kidney. We talked about Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 45:02
  Speaker 1: So you know I go in my archives and I
• 45:05
  Speaker 1: pull out Can I have yo kidney? Can Yo? Kidding it?
• 45:12
  Speaker 1: This is right here, dear to my heart, because this
• 45:15
  Speaker 1: was my dad's all time favorite. Made me put it
• 45:18
  Speaker 1: on a CD and made it play over and over again,
• 45:21
  Speaker 1: so the whole CD only had Can I Have Your Kidney?
• 45:25
  Speaker 1: On one CD. It went like thirty times around his truck,
• 45:29
  Speaker 1: rolled around his truck, and he played this the whole time. Boy,
• 45:32
  Speaker 1: if you just put it on the CD from him,
• 45:34
  Speaker 1: this for you, Daddy, Can I have Hello? Hello? I'm
• 45:40
  Speaker 1: trying to reach a brother. Conny, this is kind How
• 45:45
  Speaker 1: you doing, brother, this is Deacon Patterson called him from
• 45:47
  Speaker 1: the church. How you doing today, Deacon Patterson? Yeah, you're
• 45:51
  Speaker 1: doing fun and yourself. Sure, I'm doing good, doing good,
• 45:54
  Speaker 1: And you know the church is behind you on what
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  Speaker 1: you're going through. When we were praying for you, man,
• 45:58
  Speaker 1: we know all about the you know, you on in
• 46:00
  Speaker 1: the surgeon on Friday to get your get your prankers removed.
• 46:03
  Speaker 1: So I wanted to give you a call, man, have
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  Speaker 1: a word of prayer and let you know that we
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  Speaker 1: all are pulling for you, and we know that that
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  Speaker 1: the man upstairs is gonna pull you through this successful. Well.
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  Speaker 1: God blessing keep you, uh that, deacon, God blessing keep
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  Speaker 1: you because I tell you I'm going through something here.
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  Speaker 1: Me and my wife we've been talking about it and
• 46:22
  Speaker 1: we've been praying on it and it She was a
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  Speaker 1: wonderful thing to know that your church is with you
• 46:26
  Speaker 1: and and y'all thinking about me in prayer. I I've
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  Speaker 1: really had to take this this to the Lord. This
• 46:32
  Speaker 1: is a serious thing with me and I ain't never
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  Speaker 1: had an operation before in my life, and right I
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  Speaker 1: know I needed my wife and made it clear. The
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  Speaker 1: doctor made it clear that I believe I'm ready to
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  Speaker 1: go forward. Deacon it was that Deacon Patterson. Yes, Yes,
• 46:44
  Speaker 1: that's right, Dicon Proson. I have been. I have been.
• 46:47
  Speaker 1: I've been in the church probably about about eight months now.
• 46:50
  Speaker 1: You've pretty much been out most of the time. Yes,
• 46:52
  Speaker 1: And I have been out of you. Yeah, so I've
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  Speaker 1: seen you a couple of times. But I wanted to
• 46:57
  Speaker 1: call and and and and put word in for you
• 47:00
  Speaker 1: and let him, you know, let you know that we're
• 47:02
  Speaker 1: all praying for you to church the Lord. Can't you
• 47:05
  Speaker 1: get back in and we know out for Friday. It's
• 47:07
  Speaker 1: gonna definitely be a great success. Yes, and we're gonna
• 47:10
  Speaker 1: give the victory to who the victory. He's the victory.
• 47:15
  Speaker 1: Let me let me have a word of prayer with
• 47:17
  Speaker 1: your brother ConL if you don't mind just about your
• 47:19
  Speaker 1: head from him. Father God, we asked right now, we
• 47:22
  Speaker 1: ask right now that you touch brother Connley as he
• 47:25
  Speaker 1: goes in on Friday. Please put your hands on him.
• 47:28
  Speaker 1: We ask Father that you hold on to the doctor
• 47:31
  Speaker 1: that's getting ready to go and Loy put the surgery on. Yes,
• 47:34
  Speaker 1: we asked that you make sure that the doctor it's
• 47:38
  Speaker 1: got a strong eye on that mord with him. We
• 47:42
  Speaker 1: asked that that that he got a steady hand when
• 47:45
  Speaker 1: he got the scalpel in his hand. We asked that
• 47:47
  Speaker 1: you hold own to him please as he goes in
• 47:50
  Speaker 1: to a surgeon, because we know come side them on
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  Speaker 1: the victory gonna belong the brother Conley and the Lord.
• 47:58
  Speaker 1: We know all of this. But we we ask that
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  Speaker 1: you take that pincres and you remove it out successingly
• 48:03
  Speaker 1: closing back up like it was was never been into
• 48:06
  Speaker 1: the end before. Walk with me. That's what we're asking.
• 48:09
  Speaker 1: We ask your Lord at the same time, yea that
• 48:11
  Speaker 1: they're removing this pincress. Lord, we asked that your reach
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  Speaker 1: around his backside and we asked that you touch his kidney. Lord,
• 48:20
  Speaker 1: touch his kidney and make it hold. Make it a
• 48:22
  Speaker 1: hundred and ten percent. We want you to make that
• 48:25
  Speaker 1: that kidneys like it's been that best kidneys. Deacon, that's deacon,
• 48:30
  Speaker 1: Deacon whoop pack Deacon passing. Yes, you know you're saying
• 48:33
  Speaker 1: they you dun sir, They're just nothing wrong with my kidney. Deacon.
• 48:36
  Speaker 1: I'm doing I'm doing fine. The Lord is Lord has
• 48:39
  Speaker 1: been needed well, He's gonna work on my pencris. That's
• 48:41
  Speaker 1: what the doctor's operating on. Theyn't trap me forward, and
• 48:44
  Speaker 1: that's what they're playing to remove. So my kidney is fine.
• 48:47
  Speaker 1: They did what they called when them in my eyes
• 48:49
  Speaker 1: and everything else is fine. He ain't working on nothing
• 48:52
  Speaker 1: but my pancres, sir, right right right. Let me let
• 48:55
  Speaker 1: me say I'm glad you brought it up with this.
• 48:57
  Speaker 1: This is what we want to call you, h But
• 49:00
  Speaker 1: I want to ask you and I know we we
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  Speaker 1: you know we've never met. What I was gonna ask
• 49:04
  Speaker 1: you was yeah, and I know this is I hate
• 49:07
  Speaker 1: to come at you in the final hour and you're
• 49:09
  Speaker 1: getting ready to go out, certain and all that, but
• 49:10
  Speaker 1: if you don't mind it when they go in on
• 49:13
  Speaker 1: Friday morning and remove that pinker is out? Do you
• 49:18
  Speaker 1: think that that that that they could go in and
• 49:22
  Speaker 1: and get one of your kidneys? Because I need one
• 49:26
  Speaker 1: hold hold on just meant being up what you say,
• 49:29
  Speaker 1: what you said, see see see what else. I've been
• 49:32
  Speaker 1: going through myself with a little ailment. And I'm wondering
• 49:35
  Speaker 1: if if if I need a kidney, and I'm wondering
• 49:38
  Speaker 1: if you can give me one of yours when they
• 49:40
  Speaker 1: go in and get your pankers. They're already to have
• 49:42
  Speaker 1: you open. Did you say you wanted them to take
• 49:45
  Speaker 1: one of my kidneys? Yeah, and give it to me
• 49:47
  Speaker 1: because I need one. You need a kidney? Yeah? But
• 49:50
  Speaker 1: what I mean you already gonna be landing there open?
• 49:53
  Speaker 1: Wait a minute, mister, you need a kidney. I need
• 49:56
  Speaker 1: hit with my packers. You will call me that. Man,
• 49:59
  Speaker 1: This ain't no working to now. You say you're a
• 50:01
  Speaker 1: deacon like I said, Dickon Patterson my name. But see
• 50:05
  Speaker 1: what I'm asking you? What you an me? Man? Brother connin?
• 50:10
  Speaker 1: What harm is it? If you already open and laying
• 50:12
  Speaker 1: on tea? Oh you ain't hurt a dang? I say it?
• 50:15
  Speaker 1: Have you? I said, I'll be man? You crazy? It's hell.
• 50:19
  Speaker 1: Now what I'm gonna have to do. I'm gonna need
• 50:21
  Speaker 1: to call the pastor because here's something going on here.
• 50:24
  Speaker 1: You say you knew you managed to mister. A matter
• 50:27
  Speaker 1: of fact, you too new to know who you're talking to?
• 50:29
  Speaker 1: What What what I'm saying is you have two kid too?
• 50:33
  Speaker 1: Like you said. You say they did the m r.
• 50:34
  Speaker 1: You don't give up what I said they did? Man,
• 50:37
  Speaker 1: I got two kidneys. You got to one of yours? Bad.
• 50:40
  Speaker 1: That's your problem, mister. Let me tell you something. I'm
• 50:42
  Speaker 1: trying to get well, and you calling with this. You
• 50:45
  Speaker 1: say you're a new deacon, you show ills and you
• 50:48
  Speaker 1: won't be at the church loan. I tell you that
• 50:50
  Speaker 1: because if I ever get gold to your sister, we
• 50:53
  Speaker 1: got some risking to do. What is it gonna hurt
• 50:55
  Speaker 1: for you to give me one of them kidnings? That
• 50:56
  Speaker 1: both them? If both of them kidnas is good, it
• 50:58
  Speaker 1: ain't gonna hit him. Think you ain't getting my kidney? Man,
• 51:02
  Speaker 1: ain't ahead? What's wrong with you? Say? Man? All I'm
• 51:05
  Speaker 1: saying is if you're gonna be old and laying on
• 51:07
  Speaker 1: the table, what is it gonna hurt? Old man, you're
• 51:10
  Speaker 1: gonna kill I'm ote me laying on the table. What
• 51:12
  Speaker 1: kind of a prayer are you in charge of? Mister?
• 51:15
  Speaker 1: Let me tell you something. Obviously, I need to meet
• 51:17
  Speaker 1: you before I get to the hospital, and then I
• 51:19
  Speaker 1: can hit getting to yours and I can tell you
• 51:22
  Speaker 1: that we fu you're gonna feeling? How about that? It's
• 51:26
  Speaker 1: too many games going on in the judge to day,
• 51:29
  Speaker 1: I'll be you're gonna call and talk to me out
• 51:31
  Speaker 1: of one of my kidneness. Man, I'm trying to live
• 51:34
  Speaker 1: just like you, trying to let the Lord take care
• 51:36
  Speaker 1: of me. Because what you're talking about it ain't got
• 51:37
  Speaker 1: a thing to do with Jesus. You can kiss my
• 51:40
  Speaker 1: and get off my phone. That's what you can do.
• 51:43
  Speaker 1: Can I say one more thing to you? What is
• 51:45
  Speaker 1: you listening to me? Man? Houtn't listen to you, and
• 51:49
  Speaker 1: you ain't talking about nothing that's got nothing to do
• 51:51
  Speaker 1: with what's going on with me. Mister you're running the game.
• 51:54
  Speaker 1: If I could get to y'all put lard in your
• 51:57
  Speaker 1: what Can I just say one more thing and then
• 51:59
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna let you go? You listening for what this is?
• 52:02
  Speaker 1: Nephew timing from the Steve Harvey Morning Show. You just
• 52:06
  Speaker 1: got pranked by your daughter. Oh Lord have that girl.
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  Speaker 1: Lord have mercy, Lord have much Jesus you all right?
• 52:18
  Speaker 1: Please forgive me God him whoa y'all. I'm gonna have
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  Speaker 1: to Lord him Mercus. My heart is pound painting him,
• 52:26
  Speaker 1: Lord him, mercy, Jesus, Brother, Commy, I gotta ask you
• 52:29
  Speaker 1: one more thing, man, what is the baddest I'm talking
• 52:32
  Speaker 1: about the baddest radio show in the land to Steve
• 52:36
  Speaker 1: Harvey Morning, Shoot my heart is pound paint. Come on
• 52:45
  Speaker 1: that right there, right in the middle of the prayer.
• 52:59
  Speaker 1: Wrong with me? Hey, deacon, Deacon in the role with McKinney. Now, McKinney, fine,
• 53:06
  Speaker 1: I'm going in to get my pacis removed. That Ida
• 53:10
  Speaker 1: was with me? M right, yeah, yeah, yeah, that's what
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  Speaker 1: they've preferred me for the role. My goodness. You owe
• 53:20
  Speaker 1: what Kanger pranks. That's why you are see all right, nephew, Well,
• 53:31
  Speaker 1: thank you. That was funny. Coming up next Strawberry Letters
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  Speaker 1: subject My Holy Lover's Double Life. Will get into that
• 53:39
  Speaker 1: right after this. You're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show.
• 53:45
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• 53:47
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  Speaker 1: Buckle up, hold on tight, we gotta pull you here.
• 54:08
  Speaker 1: It is straw Mary alta subject My Holy Lover's Daily life,
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  Speaker 1: a double life, My Holy lover's double life. Dear Stephen Shirley,
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  Speaker 1: I'm in the three way love affair with a man
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  Speaker 1: that is my pastor and my marriage counselor. I went
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  Speaker 1: to my pastor a year ago to get spiritual guidance
• 54:27
  Speaker 1: so I could stay on the straight narrow in my marriage.
• 54:30
  Speaker 1: I was thinking about cheating and had one foot out
• 54:33
  Speaker 1: the door. My pastor is married, so I meet with
• 54:37
  Speaker 1: his wife on Wednesdays for spiritual guidance, and I meet
• 54:40
  Speaker 1: with them both once a week to overcome the boredom
• 54:44
  Speaker 1: in my marriage. Over the course of a few weeks,
• 54:47
  Speaker 1: my pastor found out about my past life as a dancer,
• 54:51
  Speaker 1: and he used it to his advantage. He told me
• 54:55
  Speaker 1: that if I can make amends with my past and
• 54:58
  Speaker 1: put it behind me, I would be able to be
• 55:00
  Speaker 1: a happy housewife. He told his wife that it's best
• 55:04
  Speaker 1: for it's best that he and I do one on
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  Speaker 1: one sessions, so I started seeing him alone. He had
• 55:11
  Speaker 1: me do an interpretive dance for him, which is basically
• 55:15
  Speaker 1: a strip tease. Without taking my pants off. I could
• 55:19
  Speaker 1: tell he was aroused, so I lost my mind temporarily
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  Speaker 1: and went over to give him a lap dance. From there,
• 55:25
  Speaker 1: we went back into the closet of his office and
• 55:28
  Speaker 1: I closed the deal with him. He's been paying me
• 55:32
  Speaker 1: for dances for the last three weeks, and not only
• 55:35
  Speaker 1: did it fire up something in me, I realized I
• 55:38
  Speaker 1: am sitting on my real moneymaker. Although I'm thirty six
• 55:41
  Speaker 1: years old, I'm still in great shape and I have
• 55:44
  Speaker 1: all I need to get the bills paid. Pastor is
• 55:47
  Speaker 1: a lot happier too, and he has told me that
• 55:50
  Speaker 1: my marriage will never work because my husband lacks self
• 55:53
  Speaker 1: esteem and can't deal with a sexy woman like me.
• 55:56
  Speaker 1: I love my husband and the stability that he provides,
• 56:01
  Speaker 1: but the pastor is well endowed and makes me feel
• 56:03
  Speaker 1: like myself again. My holy lover has a double life,
• 56:07
  Speaker 1: and I'm so confused about what I should do. Should
• 56:10
  Speaker 1: I end my affair with my pastor should you end
• 56:15
  Speaker 1: your affair with the pastor? You ask, well, you know
• 56:19
  Speaker 1: what they say if you got to ask, and I'll
• 56:23
  Speaker 1: answer you this way. Do you want to go straight
• 56:26
  Speaker 1: to hell? Is that what you're aiming for? Here? Straight there?
• 56:29
  Speaker 1: Is that what you're trying to do because you're you're
• 56:32
  Speaker 1: stripping for your pastor? Okay, I don't know if you've
• 56:36
  Speaker 1: completely wrapped your mind around that. Of course, he of
• 56:40
  Speaker 1: all people, should know better. I mean not only that
• 56:44
  Speaker 1: instead of leading you to Christ, he's corrupting you in
• 56:47
  Speaker 1: the worst way. I mean, nothing about this is right.
• 56:50
  Speaker 1: You know this, Nothing about this is godly, Nothing about
• 56:53
  Speaker 1: this is Christian, Nothing about this is helping you in
• 56:56
  Speaker 1: your marriage. Nothing. It's just wrong on every level. I mean,
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  Speaker 1: there's some things in life that you should know that
• 57:03
  Speaker 1: you should not do, and this is one of them.
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  Speaker 1: There's nothing redeeming in this letter. And I just got
• 57:10
  Speaker 1: to say it again. You're stripping for your pastor, your
• 57:13
  Speaker 1: lap dancing for your pastor. You're married pastor. The same
• 57:18
  Speaker 1: pastor who talked badly about your man said he had
• 57:20
  Speaker 1: low self esteem, can't deal with a sexy woman like you?
• 57:24
  Speaker 1: Or excuse me, I'm sorry. Was that supposed to be
• 57:27
  Speaker 1: counseling that he gave you when he talked about that.
• 57:29
  Speaker 1: I don't know. This is terrible. He's in no position,
• 57:33
  Speaker 1: this pastor, to give you any advice. And I don't
• 57:36
  Speaker 1: want you to be confused any longer because you say
• 57:38
  Speaker 1: you're so confused about what you should do. You got
• 57:41
  Speaker 1: to stop this, Okay, pull yourself together, girl, Think about
• 57:44
  Speaker 1: what you're doing. You gotta break up with this pastor.
• 57:47
  Speaker 1: This is foolishness. Have you even considered that his wife
• 57:50
  Speaker 1: may come in his office at some point or your
• 57:53
  Speaker 1: husband may find out? How are you going to live
• 57:56
  Speaker 1: that down? I just don't understand what you're doing. This
• 57:59
  Speaker 1: is craziness. You gotta you gotta let this go. And
• 58:02
  Speaker 1: the pastor does not need to be a pastor. Steve, uh,
• 58:08
  Speaker 1: my holy lover's double life. Uh. To me, this letter
• 58:15
  Speaker 1: is a lot about the pastor that's got a lot
• 58:17
  Speaker 1: to do with her, But it's a lot about what.
• 58:19
  Speaker 1: It's a lot about vote folk. Uh. Just Stephen Sherley,
• 58:23
  Speaker 1: I'm in a three way love affair with a man
• 58:26
  Speaker 1: that is my pastor and marriage counselor. What here's your
• 58:34
  Speaker 1: pastor and your marriage counselor. You're in a three way
• 58:40
  Speaker 1: love affair with your pastor, manaster. So he didn't counseled you.
• 58:45
  Speaker 1: He didn't counseled you right into his arms. That's the
• 58:49
  Speaker 1: counseling he did. I went to my past a year
• 58:52
  Speaker 1: ago to get spiritual guidance so I could stay on
• 58:55
  Speaker 1: the straight and narrow in my marriage. Now listen to this.
• 58:59
  Speaker 1: I was thinking about cheating and had one foot out
• 59:02
  Speaker 1: the door. You told him the snake the serpent that
• 59:12
  Speaker 1: you was thinking about cheat. You know what he heard,
• 59:16
  Speaker 1: Oh she want to step out. Oh I'm canseling this hill.
• 59:23
  Speaker 1: So then you said you had to foot out your dog,
• 59:26
  Speaker 1: your past, his marriage. So you meet his wife on
• 59:29
  Speaker 1: Wednesdays for spiritual guidance. Now this, this, this is why
• 59:33
  Speaker 1: Wednesday's right hill, because you go down there on wild
• 59:37
  Speaker 1: Wensday to meet with his wife for some guidance. The
• 59:42
  Speaker 1: deed ain't no albody giving you information that you need
• 59:47
  Speaker 1: once a week to overcome the boredom in my marriage. Wait,
• 59:52
  Speaker 1: I'm confused. You go talk to another man couple to
• 59:57
  Speaker 1: overcome the boredom in your manag but you leave your
• 1:00:01
  Speaker 1: husband at home, right. I don't understand how you accomplished
• 1:00:08
  Speaker 1: getting overboard them when you got When you're taking up
• 1:00:12
  Speaker 1: time to meet with them both and just her on Wednesdays,
• 1:00:17
  Speaker 1: that's two meetings a week where you could be at
• 1:00:21
  Speaker 1: the house being excited. All right, Hang on, Steve, Yeah,
• 1:00:26
  Speaker 1: hang on. We'll have part two of your response coming
• 1:00:29
  Speaker 1: up at twenty three minutes after the hour. Today's Strawberry Letters,
• 1:00:32
  Speaker 1: subject my Holy lover's double life. We'll get back into
• 1:00:35
  Speaker 1: it right after this. You're listening to morning show, all right,
• 1:00:40
  Speaker 1: Come on, Steve, let's recap today's strawberry letter. The subject
• 1:00:43
  Speaker 1: my holy lover's double life, my holy lover's double life,
• 1:00:47
  Speaker 1: and yo double life to hell. I'm three way love
• 1:00:52
  Speaker 1: affair with a man that's my past and my marriage counselor.
• 1:00:55
  Speaker 1: So he then counseled you right into his arms. I
• 1:00:58
  Speaker 1: went to my past a year ago to get spiritual
• 1:01:00
  Speaker 1: guidance so I can still on the straight and narrow
• 1:01:02
  Speaker 1: in my marriage. I was thinking about cheating, that had
• 1:01:05
  Speaker 1: one foot out the door. You told the snake in
• 1:01:08
  Speaker 1: the grass that you didn't know was a snake in
• 1:01:10
  Speaker 1: the grass, yet that you was thinking about cheating. Oh,
• 1:01:14
  Speaker 1: duly noted. Then your pastor is married too, so you
• 1:01:19
  Speaker 1: meet with his wife on Wednesday. We're gonna call e
• 1:01:22
  Speaker 1: wild Wednesdays or whacky Wednesdays. Were having the whacky ass
• 1:01:26
  Speaker 1: meeting with the pastor's wife, which obviously ain't nobody giving
• 1:01:29
  Speaker 1: you no valuable ass information in none of these meetings,
• 1:01:32
  Speaker 1: because all your meeting that led to is an affail
• 1:01:35
  Speaker 1: with the pastor without his wife. Because then you said,
• 1:01:43
  Speaker 1: you meet with them both once a week to overcome
• 1:01:45
  Speaker 1: the boredom in your marriage. Over the course of a
• 1:01:48
  Speaker 1: few weeks, your pastor found out about my past life
• 1:01:52
  Speaker 1: as a dancer. You told him, see you the gators
• 1:01:57
  Speaker 1: do all he needed. Let's think about this. You told
• 1:02:00
  Speaker 1: your husband your board, You've told you pastor you board.
• 1:02:04
  Speaker 1: You then told your pastor you was thinking about cheating,
• 1:02:07
  Speaker 1: and you told your pastor used a dance bing big, big, big, big, big,
• 1:02:11
  Speaker 1: big MEI mean, that's the trifector. He got it all
• 1:02:15
  Speaker 1: lottery bells going off. I told him my past life
• 1:02:19
  Speaker 1: when I was a dancer, and he used it to
• 1:02:22
  Speaker 1: his advantage. You add that into the fact that you
• 1:02:25
  Speaker 1: want to cheat and you board at the house, and
• 1:02:28
  Speaker 1: we got a problem. He told me that if I
• 1:02:31
  Speaker 1: could make amends with my past and put it behind me,
• 1:02:35
  Speaker 1: I would be able to be a happy housewife. I
• 1:02:37
  Speaker 1: don't understand that counselor at all. But okay, he told
• 1:02:42
  Speaker 1: his wife that it's best that he and I do
• 1:02:45
  Speaker 1: on one on one sessions, and hunt dumb ass thought
• 1:02:49
  Speaker 1: that was good. Yeah, okay, So I started seeing him alone.
• 1:02:55
  Speaker 1: He had me do soon as you got to, he
• 1:02:58
  Speaker 1: had you do an interpretive day for him, which is
• 1:03:01
  Speaker 1: basically a strip tease without taking my pants off. This
• 1:03:06
  Speaker 1: is so you could come to terms with your pass
• 1:03:09
  Speaker 1: and be a better housewife. When he asked you to
• 1:03:13
  Speaker 1: do the dance, I could tell he was aroused. If
• 1:03:17
  Speaker 1: you've given him a lap dance, you're gonna be able
• 1:03:22
  Speaker 1: to tell. You're gonna be able to tell. Yeah, you're
• 1:03:26
  Speaker 1: gonna be tell like you know, like it ain't like
• 1:03:29
  Speaker 1: you psychic. I can tell you that right now, stupid
• 1:03:35
  Speaker 1: lap dance. I could tell he was aroused, like you
• 1:03:37
  Speaker 1: like like like you like you damn psychic or something.
• 1:03:42
  Speaker 1: I can tell you right there. Anybody would have been
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  Speaker 1: in there would have knew that Heller dude sitting next
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  Speaker 1: to him at the strip club know that anyway, I
• 1:03:53
  Speaker 1: could tell he was aroused. So I lost my mind
• 1:03:55
  Speaker 1: temporarily and I went over to give him a lap dance.
• 1:03:59
  Speaker 1: And then from there we went back into the closet
• 1:04:03
  Speaker 1: of his office and I closed to deal with him.
• 1:04:07
  Speaker 1: Now this old food been paying you for dances for
• 1:04:11
  Speaker 1: the last three weeks and not and not only did
• 1:04:15
  Speaker 1: it fire up something in me. Here we go, I
• 1:04:18
  Speaker 1: realized I'm sitting on my real moneymaker. He didn't asked
• 1:04:24
  Speaker 1: you to come to terms with your past, and obviously
• 1:04:28
  Speaker 1: the thing you came to terms with was hedn't bought
• 1:04:31
  Speaker 1: it back to Curvic. So now what you used to do,
• 1:04:34
  Speaker 1: he got you now doing for him because guess what,
• 1:04:38
  Speaker 1: although she said I'm thirty five years old, he'd been
• 1:04:42
  Speaker 1: paying you for dances for the last three weeks and
• 1:04:46
  Speaker 1: I'm thirty six, I'm still in great shape and I
• 1:04:48
  Speaker 1: have all I need to get the bills paid. I
• 1:04:51
  Speaker 1: thought she was in there for match counseling. You ain't
• 1:04:53
  Speaker 1: said nhing about you was broke. You did not mention
• 1:04:57
  Speaker 1: you was broke, So now I'm wearing the counseling section session.
• 1:05:02
  Speaker 1: You told him he was boy, You told him he
• 1:05:05
  Speaker 1: was thinking about cheating. You told him used to be
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  Speaker 1: a dancing and somewhere in there you to mention you
• 1:05:10
  Speaker 1: ain't got no money, and he didn't told you you
• 1:05:13
  Speaker 1: need to resolve your pass. So now he got you
• 1:05:15
  Speaker 1: bringing your pass to the present. Now you thank you
• 1:05:18
  Speaker 1: feel to be a full time stripple. Pastor is a
• 1:05:21
  Speaker 1: lot happier too, and he has told me this Pastor dog,
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  Speaker 1: your marriage would My marriage would never work because my
• 1:05:29
  Speaker 1: husband lacks self esteem, kn't deal with a sexy woman
• 1:05:32
  Speaker 1: like me. But he can't because he pay it. I
• 1:05:36
  Speaker 1: love my husband and the stability that he provides. I
• 1:05:39
  Speaker 1: thought you was broke. What is you dancing to pay
• 1:05:44
  Speaker 1: the bills for him? You love your husband and this
• 1:05:47
  Speaker 1: stability he provides. What kind of letter is this? It
• 1:05:54
  Speaker 1: don't make no sense, but the pastor is well and dibed.
• 1:05:58
  Speaker 1: It makes me feel like myself again in my holy
• 1:06:01
  Speaker 1: lover has a double life, and I'm so confused. You
• 1:06:04
  Speaker 1: got one too about what I should do? Now here's
• 1:06:08
  Speaker 1: the golden line in this whole thing? Should I end
• 1:06:13
  Speaker 1: my affair with my pastor? Lady had a sound to
• 1:06:18
  Speaker 1: you right? Shirley said, do you want to go straight
• 1:06:24
  Speaker 1: to Hell? I would like to add to that statement
• 1:06:28
  Speaker 1: and say, do you want to go to hell with
• 1:06:30
  Speaker 1: your past? Because I thank y'all going on a buddy pass,
• 1:06:37
  Speaker 1: That's what I think. Steve, Thank you, all right, thank you.
• 1:06:44
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• 1:06:50
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• 1:06:52
  Speaker 1: six minutes after the hour. You know what time it
• 1:06:54
  Speaker 1: is Junior and Sports Talk right after this. You're listening
• 1:06:59
  Speaker 1: Steve Hark morning shout. All right, guys, Junior is here
• 1:07:03
  Speaker 1: with sports Talk. What you got Junior Week two in
• 1:07:06
  Speaker 1: the NFL yesterday. Let's get to the games and the scores.
• 1:07:09
  Speaker 1: I know Steves pretty want to get to one game particular.
• 1:07:12
  Speaker 1: I'm pretty sure that's what he waiting on. Uh, New
• 1:07:15
  Speaker 1: England over the New York just twenty five to twenty
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  Speaker 1: six we had, he did twenty three to thirteen Denver
• 1:07:21
  Speaker 1: over Jacksonville. Picked it Buffalo at Miami or you gotta
• 1:07:25
  Speaker 1: get Buffalo over Miami. Yeah, that was a good game.
• 1:07:28
  Speaker 1: San Francisco over Philly seventeen to eleven. Yeah, it didn't
• 1:07:36
  Speaker 1: pay that one. One of my Fred brother three can't
• 1:07:39
  Speaker 1: ever put against for Fred, hey man, it's all good.
• 1:07:42
  Speaker 1: Twenty seven twenty four of the Rams over the Colts
• 1:07:45
  Speaker 1: picked it, sure did twenty six to seventeen. How about
• 1:07:50
  Speaker 1: the Las Vegan Raiders. Yeah? Oh yeah, oh here y'all.
• 1:07:54
  Speaker 1: I picked that out of hey, yeah you did, because
• 1:07:56
  Speaker 1: he picked it out over the Steelers. Yeah, he go.
• 1:08:00
  Speaker 1: Another one you picked up out of hate Cincinnati Field
• 1:08:02
  Speaker 1: in Chicago twenty seventeen, you picked out out of pure
• 1:08:05
  Speaker 1: hate hate. Cincinnati Man, the Carolina Panthers over the New
• 1:08:11
  Speaker 1: Orleans Saints twenty six to seven. One husband is David stated,
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  Speaker 1: who that? Who that? Who that? Man? I know that
• 1:08:21
  Speaker 1: was That was a tough one. I didn't know what
• 1:08:23
  Speaker 1: James Winston was going through out there on that field.
• 1:08:25
  Speaker 1: Arizona Cardinals over the Minnesota Vikings thirty four to thirty three.
• 1:08:30
  Speaker 1: I was hot. You was hot up Tampa Bay bucking
• 1:08:34
  Speaker 1: Is destroyed the Atlanta factor in five did hot this weekend?
• 1:08:41
  Speaker 1: J y'all must have started following me because I no
• 1:08:44
  Speaker 1: more cause you just in my city. Tennessee Titans over
• 1:08:49
  Speaker 1: the Seattle Seahawks thirty three to thirty. Come back and
• 1:08:53
  Speaker 1: get that one. You hold on here another one. Dallas
• 1:08:59
  Speaker 1: Cowboys was over to Los Angeles Charges twenty to go ahead. Cowboys, Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: Man Grant and Cowboys got their first victure of the season.
• 1:09:12
  Speaker 1: Kansas City Chiefs failed to the Baltimore Ravens thirty six
• 1:09:16
  Speaker 1: to thirty five. Oh man, that was a great game.
• 1:09:20
  Speaker 1: And the way it ended fumbled by the Chiefs and
• 1:09:22
  Speaker 1: it was thirty some seconds up on the clock. All right, man,
• 1:09:25
  Speaker 1: that's that was Lamar Jackson's first win over the Kansas
• 1:09:29
  Speaker 1: City Chiefs against Patrick Mahomes and here, yeah, we're out
• 1:09:34
  Speaker 1: of time over Houston one thirty seconds, yeah, thirty one
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  Speaker 1: twenty one Cleveland Browns over the Houston Texas And you
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  Speaker 1: did pick that one? Ain't you from Houston, Junior? Sir?
• 1:09:49
  Speaker 1: I am, sir, Yes, I am, Yes, Collin you from Houston,
• 1:09:52
  Speaker 1: but you gotta go with New Orleans. Don't worry about
• 1:09:54
  Speaker 1: you from Houston. You know damn well from what don't
• 1:09:59
  Speaker 1: even you want? That's why we whooped that off Boodhist
• 1:10:09
  Speaker 1: breaking or big Boodhist breaking, bullish breaker, big booty. You're
• 1:10:15
  Speaker 1: listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show. All right, guys,
• 1:10:20
  Speaker 1: So did you see Tyler Perry post pictures and a
• 1:10:24
  Speaker 1: few videos of this big loose, I mean, this huge
• 1:10:28
  Speaker 1: moose that was in his backyard? Yeah? So saw huh?
• 1:10:32
  Speaker 1: I saw it was so big. Tyler was at home
• 1:10:35
  Speaker 1: writing and saw this moose. He tore up the moose,
• 1:10:38
  Speaker 1: tore up some of his patio chairs, and Tyler said
• 1:10:40
  Speaker 1: to the moose, can you go? Do you need an uber?
• 1:10:46
  Speaker 1: That thing was big, but it was they was yesterday.
• 1:10:49
  Speaker 1: But let me tell you something that you can't go
• 1:10:51
  Speaker 1: out there. Why because moose a mean man day some
• 1:10:56
  Speaker 1: day some mean ass animals man really all in picture
• 1:11:01
  Speaker 1: dog they are they are evil, they don't play. They
• 1:11:04
  Speaker 1: will kill you. Moose in Alaska kill a lot of people.
• 1:11:09
  Speaker 1: I didn't even I just yeah, that's so cool. I
• 1:11:14
  Speaker 1: know that, like the ground. Yeah all right, so thank
• 1:11:27
  Speaker 1: you for sharing that, Tyler. Oh everybody moose problems though, Yeah, yeah,
• 1:11:35
  Speaker 1: what is that? Right? So Steve Jay, Tommy Junior, I
• 1:11:41
  Speaker 1: gotta ask you guys, have you please share if you've
• 1:11:44
  Speaker 1: had any funny encounters with animals? Tommy, I know you
• 1:11:46
  Speaker 1: have with the squirrel or the apopossible whatever it was.
• 1:11:49
  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, wo my own ass behind that possible? What happened?
• 1:11:57
  Speaker 1: Y'all already know the possible story? You know. I was
• 1:11:59
  Speaker 1: on my way to the studio in Los Angele, little
• 1:12:02
  Speaker 1: three o'clock in the morning. I'm trying to get there.
• 1:12:04
  Speaker 1: I don't want to be late ducks. Do you gonna
• 1:12:05
  Speaker 1: talk about me? And I had a little two forty
• 1:12:08
  Speaker 1: z X the little sun route pops up and then
• 1:12:11
  Speaker 1: and there's a possum on the fence behind my car,
• 1:12:14
  Speaker 1: and I'm like, what I'm gonna do what I'm gonna do.
• 1:12:15
  Speaker 1: So I said, I'm gonna get in on the passage side.
• 1:12:17
  Speaker 1: I get in on the passage side, and man, when
• 1:12:21
  Speaker 1: I got in that seat, I don't know if you
• 1:12:22
  Speaker 1: know nothing about two forty ZX. When you close the door,
• 1:12:25
  Speaker 1: the seatbelt retracts and that seatbelt automatically. That seatbelt came
• 1:12:29
  Speaker 1: down the side of my face that I thought that
• 1:12:34
  Speaker 1: possum had come through. That popped up. I was throwing
• 1:12:39
  Speaker 1: them hands in that car, man, I was swinging. Man,
• 1:12:43
  Speaker 1: my man, my knuckles was blood in my face. The
• 1:12:46
  Speaker 1: greatest ass Whooper I have ever taken. I gave it
• 1:12:49
  Speaker 1: to myself. I the living hell out of me. Everybody,
• 1:12:58
  Speaker 1: Black people, why are we going? Eric if we're scared
• 1:13:02
  Speaker 1: of something? Yeah, it didn't know, Joe Adible, Now you
• 1:13:08
  Speaker 1: have one, Jay Junior. Yes, I didn't run. I don't
• 1:13:11
  Speaker 1: know if you know. But my son had a dog,
• 1:13:14
  Speaker 1: was a pit bull, pit bull with a nervous condition.
• 1:13:17
  Speaker 1: So you got that pitt bull had. His name was Gator.
• 1:13:21
  Speaker 1: He was the sweetest thing. He's a good dog, he
• 1:13:24
  Speaker 1: really was. But these cats. I had a big fence
• 1:13:27
  Speaker 1: around my back guard and Gator would be in the
• 1:13:29
  Speaker 1: back guard. For some reason, these cats will go get
• 1:13:33
  Speaker 1: other cats to go. You want to see a dog
• 1:13:36
  Speaker 1: lose his damn man, come here, Come watch any cats.
• 1:13:40
  Speaker 1: The cats would just sit up on the fence and
• 1:13:42
  Speaker 1: watch Gator just just lose his ever loving damn man.
• 1:13:46
  Speaker 1: I mean they would. They would go get other cats.
• 1:13:51
  Speaker 1: You want to watch a crazy pit bull, come over
• 1:13:54
  Speaker 1: here and follow me? Follow him? Not follow me for
• 1:13:57
  Speaker 1: Jay Jay. They knew he couldn't get up there. He
• 1:14:01
  Speaker 1: couldn't get up. Now. I ain't got one man. I'll
• 1:14:10
  Speaker 1: tell you about my dad. My dad. We was we
• 1:14:13
  Speaker 1: was going to my football game, and my dad were
• 1:14:17
  Speaker 1: in here the Nissan Too forty two Tommy, and we
• 1:14:19
  Speaker 1: was in the car and he said, man, I love
• 1:14:22
  Speaker 1: your son. He said, man, I'm so proud of you. Man,
• 1:14:24
  Speaker 1: you will have a great game today. I looked down.
• 1:14:26
  Speaker 1: It's a guard snake on my side of the car.
• 1:14:29
  Speaker 1: As soon as I said snake, he put the car
• 1:14:32
  Speaker 1: in park and he was down the street, left my
• 1:14:35
  Speaker 1: ass car. I did climbed the seats and I got
• 1:14:39
  Speaker 1: my head up against the back of the hatchback. Daddy, Daddy,
• 1:14:44
  Speaker 1: my daddy. All I see is his pants pockets. This
• 1:14:46
  Speaker 1: ain't down the road, a white man in a pickup
• 1:14:51
  Speaker 1: truck had to let me out. All right, guys, thanks
• 1:14:56
  Speaker 1: for your animal stories. We'll have more of the Steve
• 1:14:58
  Speaker 1: Harvey Morning Show coming up in twenty minute after right
• 1:15:00
  Speaker 1: after this, you're listening to show. All right, guys. So
• 1:15:08
  Speaker 1: here's a fun question for you. Um what if someone
• 1:15:11
  Speaker 1: got your iPhone? What would they learn about you? Uh?
• 1:15:16
  Speaker 1: Right there? Right there? Right there? Would they learn about you?
• 1:15:21
  Speaker 1: If they got your iPhone? The first thing they I'm
• 1:15:23
  Speaker 1: gonna have to stop working here. I'd have to stop.
• 1:15:29
  Speaker 1: I'd have to find another place to work. Is that bad, Jake?
• 1:15:36
  Speaker 1: I'd have to come to Steve and go, hey, man,
• 1:15:39
  Speaker 1: look got my phone. Got my phone, and Steve will go.
• 1:15:48
  Speaker 1: I understand if you get if you get in my client,
• 1:16:00
  Speaker 1: I've been trying to find my cloud. If you get
• 1:16:02
  Speaker 1: in my cloud, it's it's pretty much a rap. I'm done.
• 1:16:07
  Speaker 1: If you get your career is over. Oh don't tell
• 1:16:11
  Speaker 1: me it's about you? Why? It's just a lot in
• 1:16:19
  Speaker 1: this cloud. Well, and for me it's it's not so
• 1:16:25
  Speaker 1: much other people. It's some things I'm doing that Once
• 1:16:29
  Speaker 1: they saw that, I mean, what's you know what I think?
• 1:16:35
  Speaker 1: I think your friends I had. When we come back,
• 1:16:40
  Speaker 1: I ain't got enough time. All right, we'll be back
• 1:16:47
  Speaker 1: at thirty three minutes after the hour right after this.
• 1:16:50
  Speaker 1: You're listening show, all right, So Steve, before we left,
• 1:16:55
  Speaker 1: we were talking about if someone picked up your iPhone,
• 1:16:58
  Speaker 1: what would they learn about you? Did embarrass you? You know,
• 1:17:02
  Speaker 1: I think the most shocking thing about finding my iPhone
• 1:17:07
  Speaker 1: would be the contacts. I think people would go, how
• 1:17:11
  Speaker 1: do he know all these bishops? And he hussed as
• 1:17:17
  Speaker 1: much as he got, he got all that, It'd be embarrassed.
• 1:17:25
  Speaker 1: Art species. I'm talking about dog, famous ministers. Man. When
• 1:17:31
  Speaker 1: I run into a situation, Man, dog, I got rabbis
• 1:17:34
  Speaker 1: in my phone. I ain't man, I mean, I got
• 1:17:38
  Speaker 1: I got some big boys. Man, I got I got,
• 1:17:40
  Speaker 1: I got, I got, I got Islamic leaders in my phone. Man,
• 1:17:46
  Speaker 1: I got big pastors and Christians. I'm talking about. Listen
• 1:17:49
  Speaker 1: to me, man, top level. I'm talking people. Gold Wait
• 1:17:54
  Speaker 1: a minute, you have whose number? Yeah? Yeah? Do they
• 1:18:01
  Speaker 1: know you talk like this? Yeah? I try not to
• 1:18:05
  Speaker 1: let them him, but sure, the past I have I have,
• 1:18:11
  Speaker 1: I have. I'm cust in front of bishop or TD
• 1:18:15
  Speaker 1: Jake's before a lot of times he just laughed, Oh, man,
• 1:18:22
  Speaker 1: let me tell you something me. Here's a true story.
• 1:18:25
  Speaker 1: Here's a true story. We were being h Glenn Staples
• 1:18:29
  Speaker 1: Church in the Baltimore area, and I was a speaker
• 1:18:33
  Speaker 1: that day. I didn't know that Bishop Jake's was a
• 1:18:37
  Speaker 1: speaker on the show. I didn't know. So I spoke,
• 1:18:40
  Speaker 1: you know, wasn't nothing, not know Christian message. I just spoke,
• 1:18:44
  Speaker 1: thanked them for having me. And Bishop Jake was next.
• 1:18:47
  Speaker 1: So I'm sitting there with the dude that used to
• 1:18:51
  Speaker 1: cut my hair, and Bishop started talking and then he
• 1:18:57
  Speaker 1: started preaching. We're sitting on stage, we're in the pulpit now,
• 1:19:01
  Speaker 1: and the dude next to me, he taps me and
• 1:19:05
  Speaker 1: he said, dog is I'm crying. I mean, he said,
• 1:19:11
  Speaker 1: dog I'm dog dog is. No, that's what he said.
• 1:19:15
  Speaker 1: He from Mississippi. No, he didn't say that, No, he
• 1:19:17
  Speaker 1: from Misssippi. Tears. I mean his face was soaking wet.
• 1:19:22
  Speaker 1: He tapped me, I'm emotional. I turned around. I looked
• 1:19:26
  Speaker 1: dead at him. He said, dog is, I'm crying. I said, yeah,
• 1:19:31
  Speaker 1: you crying. He said, man, I can't stop. Just the
• 1:19:34
  Speaker 1: coldest dude I ever seen. Man. And when Bishop Glenn
• 1:19:39
  Speaker 1: Staples bought him on stage, he said, ladies and gentlemen,
• 1:19:43
  Speaker 1: I introduce to you the greatest preacher of all times.
• 1:19:50
  Speaker 1: You know you hear that. But let me tell you something, man,
• 1:19:53
  Speaker 1: I kid you not. Bishop TV Jackson is the greatest
• 1:19:56
  Speaker 1: preacher I've ever heard. If you want to talk, I'll
• 1:20:00
  Speaker 1: preach us. This is that, dude. Though. All right, Steve,
• 1:20:04
  Speaker 1: we'll be back to do our last break of the day,
• 1:20:07
  Speaker 1: and of course you'll have some closing remarks at forty
• 1:20:09
  Speaker 1: nine minutes after. Right after this you're listening to. All Right, guys,
• 1:20:15
  Speaker 1: here we are our last break of the day. Jay,
• 1:20:19
  Speaker 1: it is the last break of the day. Put your
• 1:20:21
  Speaker 1: mask on. We might have one for you. No mask,
• 1:20:24
  Speaker 1: no last break. Okay, alright, Steve. You know I often
• 1:20:35
  Speaker 1: talk about your mental attitude. I'm gonna share something with
• 1:20:41
  Speaker 1: you because it's a way that I was thinking of
• 1:20:45
  Speaker 1: how I really thought, and I was thinking about statistics
• 1:20:49
  Speaker 1: and how statistics. People use statistics to help them be
• 1:20:55
  Speaker 1: okay to me with their failure. People use to statists
• 1:21:00
  Speaker 1: to find a way to describe their lack of movement,
• 1:21:05
  Speaker 1: or they're not being successful or something. Because you got
• 1:21:08
  Speaker 1: to be careful with any stat that says one out
• 1:21:11
  Speaker 1: of you know you ever hear stat one out of
• 1:21:15
  Speaker 1: every five thousand, one out of every one out of
• 1:21:19
  Speaker 1: every six out of ten. See, and people, if you're
• 1:21:23
  Speaker 1: not careful, statistics can be very crippling. Thirty percent of
• 1:21:31
  Speaker 1: the people who do this will wind up that way.
• 1:21:35
  Speaker 1: And what negative people do, They automatically put themselves into
• 1:21:39
  Speaker 1: the negative side of the equation, because if you're accustomed
• 1:21:44
  Speaker 1: to thinking negative, you will always take the negative side
• 1:21:48
  Speaker 1: of a statistic. What they told me years ago, one
• 1:21:54
  Speaker 1: out of every two thousand comedians will get on the
• 1:21:56
  Speaker 1: Tonight Show. So that means one thousand, nine hundred and
• 1:22:01
  Speaker 1: ninety nine comedians out of the two thousand will never
• 1:22:04
  Speaker 1: get on the Tonight Show. So you know what everybody
• 1:22:07
  Speaker 1: around me was talking about. Man, we'll never make it
• 1:22:09
  Speaker 1: on the Tonight Show. You know what I did when
• 1:22:11
  Speaker 1: I first got in comedy, I hummed the Tonight Show
• 1:22:14
  Speaker 1: theme song before I went on Dunna, I hummed it.
• 1:22:22
  Speaker 1: I never got on it with Johnny Carson, But you
• 1:22:26
  Speaker 1: know what, I got on the Tonight Show when Jay
• 1:22:28
  Speaker 1: Leno was on there. But I was already successful. That's
• 1:22:32
  Speaker 1: the only way I got on it. But see, I
• 1:22:35
  Speaker 1: never allowed that statistic to enter into my system. We
• 1:22:41
  Speaker 1: have in trouble getting vaccinated right now because people are
• 1:22:44
  Speaker 1: going at the statistics. What happens when so and so
• 1:22:46
  Speaker 1: take this? It's amazing what statistics do. Be very careful
• 1:22:51
  Speaker 1: you all listening to statistics because they got nothing to
• 1:22:55
  Speaker 1: do with you. They don't stats to me offer people
• 1:23:01
  Speaker 1: looking for a reason to explain why they're not going
• 1:23:05
  Speaker 1: to do it, or why they didn't make it, or
• 1:23:07
  Speaker 1: why they're not successful. I don't care nothing about no stats. See,
• 1:23:11
  Speaker 1: the problem is what I chose to do. And let
• 1:23:14
  Speaker 1: me explain this to you. See if you can get
• 1:23:15
  Speaker 1: what I'm talking about, Let's look at these two words.
• 1:23:21
  Speaker 1: Let's start with probability. What's the probability of you becoming
• 1:23:26
  Speaker 1: rich one day? What's the probability of you being able
• 1:23:30
  Speaker 1: to have a child. What's the probability of you hitting
• 1:23:34
  Speaker 1: the lottery. What's the probability of you owning more than
• 1:23:39
  Speaker 1: one house? What's the probability of you being able to
• 1:23:43
  Speaker 1: travel like you want to in this world? What's the
• 1:23:46
  Speaker 1: probability of you seeing for other countries before you die?
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  Speaker 1: You understand what I'm saying once you look at the probability.
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  Speaker 1: You are in trouble because the operative word in probably
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  Speaker 1: ability to me is probable. It probably probably won't happen. Well,
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  Speaker 1: it's probable, but it ain't likely. That's the problem with it.
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  Speaker 1: So I never operate on probability. I choose to operate
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  Speaker 1: on another word, possibility. I only look at the possibility
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  Speaker 1: of it. And here's the co part. Y'all, if you
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  Speaker 1: thought about it for real, listen to this right here.
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  Speaker 1: Do you realize that it is impossible to think an
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  Speaker 1: impossible thought? Oh? What did you say? I said? Do
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  Speaker 1: you realize it is impossible to think an impossible thought?
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  Speaker 1: So if you thought it, do you not understand that
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  Speaker 1: that's possible? Show me one person, show me anybody, Show
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  Speaker 1: me anybody that has thought an impossible thought. How can
• 1:25:03
  Speaker 1: you do that? How? How can you think an impossible thought?
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  Speaker 1: The reason you can't think of an impossible thought because
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  Speaker 1: the moment you think it, there lies the possibility. And
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  Speaker 1: now it opens up your life, It opens up your
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  Speaker 1: realm of thinking. It opens up you too, starting to
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  Speaker 1: begin the process that anything is possible, anything is possible.
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  Speaker 1: Do you know something that you could really be rich
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  Speaker 1: one day? If that's what you want it now. I'm
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  Speaker 1: not saying that's a necessity, that that's what makes you happy.
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  Speaker 1: I'm just using that as an example. Do you know
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  Speaker 1: you could actually have more than one home? Do you
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  Speaker 1: know that you could actually drive more than one or
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  Speaker 1: two cars? You can have for a cart. Do you
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  Speaker 1: understand that you actually can help change lives that you've
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  Speaker 1: been thinking to change. Do you know that you actually
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  Speaker 1: can be become a business owner, that you actually can
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  Speaker 1: open up that business. You can actually do it. You
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  Speaker 1: can actually do it, But you gotta fix your mind
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  Speaker 1: because it's possible. Stop looking at the probability of something
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  Speaker 1: and look at the possibility. And if you tell somebody
• 1:26:28
  Speaker 1: an idea all the time and they start telling you
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  Speaker 1: why it won't work, stop talking to them people. You'll
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  Speaker 1: need them people. I only talk to people when I
• 1:26:36
  Speaker 1: give them an idea. They go, yeah, man, we can
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  Speaker 1: do that. I don't need you telling me how it
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  Speaker 1: won't work. The opposition gonna present itself and everything you
• 1:26:42
  Speaker 1: attempt to do anyway, I don't want to hear your
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  Speaker 1: mouth talking about why it won't work. I only give
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  Speaker 1: myself around people when I give them an idea, they say, yeah, man,
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  Speaker 1: let's go those are my closing remarks. Ain't no mother
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