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Last time on no latency call me back.
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As soon as you can, there are multiple views meet you at the
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bar but thank you. Joy, you are.
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You have a wonderful day? He's gonna mope over to the
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workshop. He's very depressed at the
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moment so he needs to boost up the spirits.
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He's very upset, I think you should apologize, eventually for
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reacting to his behavior. You know, you could have died if
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he didn't do that. I've got some good news and
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remember, get him back. Then we're all gonna be a family
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again. Okay.
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And some bad news fucking God damn it.
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Faithful is sick. Arisaka is on board.
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Get here, ASAP, he's rat without playing blows.
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Say goodbye to the Badlands say. Goodbye tonight City.
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Oh my God. I had this song that's playing
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right now. I love it in the car.
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The one that I've just put on in this.
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Hold on, hold on. We just flip through my CDs.
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I got in the hey distracted. Driving distracted, driving?
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Yeah. Here.
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You you choose YouTube? I'm trying to hold on to the
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MapQuest you know in my hand at the moment around caught Mash
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West. King Bat has come back of the
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26th. That's it.
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He's like, I'm not quite as like, I'm trying to juggle it
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all, what a wild scene, and we're here 26th Century, its
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21st century whatever. Anyway, 22.
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Yeah. You do a sideway skid and
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managed to park the car backwards so that you have a
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better direction for when you leave.
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Nice moves. Okay, what do you got to Get all
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of our stuff, repaired, get get extra stuff, get get weapons,
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and then we gotta go because that trains gonna blow up right
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by trains leaving the station. Metaphorically speaking, the
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station, being existence? Yes, okay, yeah, so, I can go
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please. Thank you.
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You will exit the van and there's clubs giggling.
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Hello. You're right.
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It's nice to see you. I'm, what are you all seem like
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you're interested, really things?
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Okay, that's fine. So what what can I do you for?
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I'll go first since my, my things are, my things are quite
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easy. Is there a way to enjoy like, is
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there a chip we can put in The Shield's to make it just
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slightly better? Yes, yes.
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There is Like a shield plus 1. Yes, something something like
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that. Yes, not a problem.
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What I'm going to do, let me, let me just tell you can you,
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can you pass it here? Just unhook it from your belt
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but both sides, both of them. Okay, there you are.
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I'll upgrade those. Did you need anything else?
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I would, I need more of my heavy pistol ammo.
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Right? It's not a problem.
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It's on the Shelf there, the red base.
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Great. Then Del do you need anything
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more ammo anything I need. I need more ammo to could you
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get me a box? Yes absolutely.
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Anybody else need the ammo but on the shelf right here while
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I'm up here. Oh yeah.
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Yeah. Can I get a box or two?
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Yes, grenades in there. Yes, specialized grenades.
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If you could oh, I'll just take bring.
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I mean, I don't want this currently seems to be aligned so
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sorry, I owner. Did you need anything else?
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Could you buy mine? And I'll pay you back.
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All right. I'll just get off and I'll just
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grab all the same. Oh, okay.
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You you grab the ammo and put it right, there will do prices in
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the in in the end. Okay for everyone.
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All right. Now you who's next?
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You a cowboy bossy, man, what do you need?
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Well, to work. You know, I've been having using
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my grandfather's Colt 45 for quite some time now.
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And her look up, don't you think about it?
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Because I ain't selling it but I'm just curious.
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So what other what other handheld cannons?
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He got line. Right?
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Well, I've got this American Ameritech Magnum.
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It's a, it's a, it's a very heavy pistol variant, you know,
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quite powerful. There's a lot of damage.
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Now, looks cool when it's strapped to your chest.
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Oh Rome, you know, this ain't bad manufacture.
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Mine for holding this. Of course, you know, it's all
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about the white. See, it's important to any kind
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of like points it at wherever it's safe to point Jeff.
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No idiot. I mean it, and none, none.
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Testing out guns at least and no, no, no, you're not stupid
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music, Same buyer. And then he does the classic
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flip the gun around his finger, did a little, some, some tosses,
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he Revolver Ocelot sit for a little bit, how are you rolling
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for that? Damn it.
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I mean, I guess. I mean, that would have to be
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handgun. I have to imagine, I would look,
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Which is higher if you got higher evasion, or A reflex.
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My vision is also pretty good. Is it higher than that?
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Then my, then my handgun, know, my handgun is the best thing
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that I have on this sheet. I can see why you're arguing
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this. All right, fair enough.
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Yes, it is a handgun. I suppose 35.
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Let's go nice. That is an excellent crit.
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Nice work, excellent. Yes you do a cool flab and it
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lands in your other hand behind your back.
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What else? Cool happens.
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And I Jeb just pops the because there's I imagine this is a
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revolver. This is not a, this is not like,
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there's not a pistol. Yeah, it has a spinning chamber.
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Yeah, great. The ammo is a spinning chamber
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though. So when you change out the mou
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change out the whole chamber. The whole wall.
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Let's interesting like, it pops out like a like a cartridge and
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you can replace the bullets in it, but you have a few of them
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on a little bandolier that it comes with us, not by pretty
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badass, this is pretty. Badass.
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You know what is a little heavy though?
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I think I can shoot these two faster than I can just shoot
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this one. Well you never know when I might
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have to Shoot something a little bigger.
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Oh, that's funny. I thought you were gonna say,
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pull out the big gun because it's literally the big gun that
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you pull out. Yeah.
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Hold on, just a second best. That's pretty good.
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You mind if I use that. No, no, no, quite all right, you
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know, I'm not, I'm not here for the action.
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I'm here for the money and the making things more.
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Then here's the money. Excellent.
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But we'll do money in a minute and you said, you wanted
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grenades. Oh yeah, yeah.
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I'll take like, you know, two of them.
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Smoky ones and Three of the regular ones, you know, just the
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ones that go boom when it gets to smoke grenades and I've got
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nine regular Canadians. You're gonna teach to smoke.
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All right. And how many regular grenades
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did you want? Oh, just a is a three speeches
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and three regular. All right.
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Careful is no beverages allowed in here.
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You finish your Cannon. Thank you, crush.
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Throw behind me. Why did you say that, but not do
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it? The trash cans right there.
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We just we kind of go. We got it.
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Okay. Hurry, the next person very
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well, sorry, sorry, we're a bit of a task scheduler.
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Oh, right. Okay, that's fine, right?
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And you Samurai, man? What did you need?
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Yes, my arms are and not hurt actually.
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So how many more do you have any more different types of
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grenades? I've got sticky grenades, which
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is pretty cool. They stick the things you can do
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to hit it instead like you don't Ricochet, but if you get them,
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if they can't get rid of it, so they can travel.
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Wait. How many have of those have to
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wait? No, I'm gonna roll the dice for
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that. Oh shit.
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I have six know that to pull the drawer out.
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Six of that. Make us our old.
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I wrote six on the day's Haul road.
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Isn't that great? That's wonderful.
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How many are they /? What you mean?
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No money. Why?
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Yes. All right, let's see.
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Let's roll a dice because it'll be fun.
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Like the 320 each. I'll take five of them.
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You got it. You do the math on that one.
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Holy shit. You like some big money spending
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person have a lot. Yes.
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Oh shit. Oh, maybe the GM has been giving
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you too much. Do you have?
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He said the retry deeper. Okay?
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320 /? Yeah.
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Okay. That's I mean they and they do
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like a lot of damage so and I'm not going to get more stock.
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So great. Well I have a flash that I have
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a sand grenade so I'm just trying to be more versatile.
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Those glass plates. Yeah.
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Do you have any EMP grenades? Those are pretty clutch before.
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OEM P grenades. Let's see.
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I'm going to see how many I've got.
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Because that's a fair thing. I do own those.
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Yes, I have for. How much are those?
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Just rolling EMP. Grenades a 610 Eddie's.
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They're not cheap of dirty whore.
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Fuck. All right.
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I don't spend money on anything fucking high roller.
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Well, you gotta pay. No, you don't have to pay rent
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and I don't know what I put did. You was that all you wanted your
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very other types of grenades that are interesting.
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I don't have any glass grenades. I have a claim, or do you have
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any claim worse? I mean, I've got C4.
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Oh, yeah. Oh yeah.
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Cuz you but you keep watching. That's good.
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All right. Well, enjoy your Carnage explode
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responsibly. Thank you.
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You're welcome. All right TV head, man.
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Yeah, I would like if possible. Can you go ahead?
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And I noticed that in the back there you got some Some pretty
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rare. I noticed that you got that that
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called the the pattern of tetromino backpack would like to
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be able to get that possible. What, what is this?
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Sorry you can act quickly explain what that is.
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Tetromino is practically Tetris. I want a backpack that can
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basically be able to store a lot of my weapons in you know,
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folding. Why's that kind of deal better
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way of Costello probably right right.
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So it also sort Everything inside with tech that is cool.
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This thing over here. Yeah, yeah, that the Box
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backpack. No, I don't really know what it
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does. The vendor who I sell it for
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said that it's just good for storage.
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So they said, do you know anything about it?
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I know a little bit. I know, it was made by engineer
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Alexia pageant off, you know, from Purge enough engineering,
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pretty pretty decent backpack. Good storage wise.
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I'll give you 500 80s. Right?
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Because the sticker price is more like 1,000, right?
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But my training, Swift it. All right, let's say I think
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I'll roll against that even with my modifier.
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That's not enough. Ah, shit.
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So don't know even with my modifier to not enough.
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No, no. I mean yeah.
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I mean, it's just been Gathering dust here.
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So I rolled a fourteen-year-old 15.
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So yeah, sure, great. I got it is how many of those RC
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cars? You got back there?
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Oh, the Aussie cars. Yeah, to take those, the one
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that's the display and there's no guarantee that one works.
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I mean, look, there's even a label on it.
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This is minus 1, and then I got one new in the box.
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Now taken both product. Those are 860 H Sheezus.
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Okay. They can carry 30 pounds, okay?
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So expensive and yeah, I'm surprising her secret carry
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30-pound. Well, I mean it's the future.
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Yeah. No, that's all any just those.
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That's it. Okay.
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You got it? No problem, right.
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I think that's everyone. You scrawny one.
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Did you want anything I already went?
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With Iona, I'm good. All right, so in total the she
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does anyone need like armor repair Oh, we should I do.
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Oh yeah. Just put it on the table.
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I'll do that. A person just add 100 for that.
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So that's 100 for you 100 for you.
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Another hundred for your assistant, 104.
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You 100 for you. Okay.
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So that's three hundred and that's 500 for all the ammo, I
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sorry. No that's 500 for all of the
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armor and now the shield upgrades those not cheap Those
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are 500 each. So that's another thousand.
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So it's 1,500 feet you. So for you and I own it, that's
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1700 Just tap it right there. You don't even need to touch
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nowadays. It's all touchless as so just to
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be clear. That's all of the ammo for
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everyone. Oh no, the ammo for everyone.
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There's a good point. Yes, no, that's another 200.
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So that's your at 19. So 1, 1904 you, and then with
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all of the bridge there, Cowboy, man, and your new gun.
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Yep, your new gun is modified. Thanks to a.
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I do, it's great. Love it.
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No, I'm glad you like it and after rolling, you'll find that
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that one is 3,200 Eddie's home ly shit and it comes with a full
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set of ammo. Though.
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In the Box look is a presentation case.
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You get a certificate of authenticity or authenticity
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authenticity certificate that it's good no experience.
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In this case, it's got a seal of approval.
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Let's go to seal of approval and then if you bring it back to the
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merchants will will honor the warranty.
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Sorry, I can't say that with a straight face and all right now.
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So that means that with your grenades, You got to smoke and
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three regular, right? Yes sir.
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It all of those are two hundred each, so that's six hundred and
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four hundred thirty thousand on top.
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So you're paying 4200 Just tap right there.
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Thank you. All right, there you go.
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And then the samurai who's using a lot of grenades.
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I find that quite interesting you're doing.
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You're doing well there and we already did the math.
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How much do how much you pay you four thousand?
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4,000 pasta 100 for the repairs. Yes, but doesn't look good.
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Good. And don't forget to give my
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honest and money for the ammo. Okay, so the storage backpack is
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500 in. The RC cars are 86th and +100.
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You got your math, how much? Yeah.
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My math on states that I'm paying 2320 that sounds fine to
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me. Do you want to make it just a
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wrong number? I'll give you 20 a diesel.
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Oh, that's sweet. Yeah, sure.
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Yeah. Yeah, I'll take that.
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Yeah, thanks to dr. Busch Erik live.
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Ya know, what is your regular customers?
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And they like you all and as he's handing, you the package
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retro for your your stuff. He gives you a smile issue in
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the eyes and it says, retro with something extra in the Box for
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you. Thanks guys.
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And inside is a sticky bomb, but in a presentation case, thanks
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for being a great custom. Wow.
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I like that. All right.
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Well, thank you so much for shopping.
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A claves. That was that was good.
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Did you want anything else? I think we got to go so now.
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No worries. All right, well, I'm the best to
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you. I hope you don't die.
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That's same for goodbye your Barrel out.
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All right, so you guys head to the car and as your Barrel, in
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the car, head of sitting in the back being like did you not get
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me anything? I got you good.
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Thanks. Bread and some ammo Hannah.
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Thanks Iona. You guys are you and I stranger,
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we forgot. Oh shit, strangers with us.
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I also I also got you at know, I know, I know, I know just give
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me two seconds and he runs in the store, and you're now just
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in the car waiting for him. I throw Hannah One EMP, grenade
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one sticker grenade into of my normal groups.
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While you're doing that, you hear Clive through that door as
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the door opened. All right, I got some shit and
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he's wearing one of the shields. I think I'm gonna be okay good.
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Damn, that looks good on you. Yeah, Allison's Dad.
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I think I might know, we gotta go, we gotta go.
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So the train, Jeb Romeo, driving check.
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Jeb you roll a 24 and you effortlessly tribes through the
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city out to the outer wall and into the Badlands.
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But during that time, Retro you wanted to do something.
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I knew I want to keep it quiet though.
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So I would like to keep it a surprise if possible, if it
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works out. So you Tinker away in the back
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rolling, a 20 Romy, another basic Tech.
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Remember you bought that display model?
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I got inspiration. All right, erina.
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All right. You get a benefit that will come
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out to later on that one. Yay.
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And you come up to stop to just see this groove in the track and
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their ramp that you remember from a few months ago, you just
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now waiting for the train to arrive.
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Microwave isn't working can you talk to it?
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What will these to get up to next?
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I don't why you keep sticking your Anger in that part.
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That's not a bowling ball. Oh God.
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And we have to have a running start last time.
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Yeah. We had a quite quite the roadway
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to just wait here. Then, I mean, I guess we could
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try to Go get it, do catch up to it.
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Rather right good. Close the distance.
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I have a question. Are they not going to shoot us
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on sight? Oh, most assuredly.
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So especially because Vanna White is a very recognizable
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vehicle truth, they say in the letter, it's a great question.
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Who got the letter? That was me was a physical
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letter Z 0. Since you Uptown, some the tile
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in the One races physical letters and I was just
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wondering. I was just wondering.
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Yeah. Well are Osaka has taken over
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the train. So I assume most of the people
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on the train are already dead. So they asked for our help.
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Yes, it was, they're dying with us.
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And Jeb takes his hat off placed over his heart.
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Yeah, it will. When I got this, which is like
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an hour ago, said, arisaka is on the train were holding them back
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with won't last long. So I assume most of them are
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occupied killing each other while.
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How much longer till it gets here?
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Is it worth just waiting so that we can?
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I don't know they you hear a faint Rumble?
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Then a train horn, spume until the sign next to the ram flicks
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up starts to ding. Yeah, here we go, Reverend's.
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Okay, get ready to kill people. The red light starts to flash.
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Hold on to your butts. You hear the rumbling again and
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then there's another train whistle.
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I'ma get my Gunners. Fuck.
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All right, let's Lock and Load that Tower.
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It pops up. And you're now able to see in
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the distance. What is making the noise Romeo
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perception? Check of my TV, they have such
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great perception. If you can't see it, I can
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always look. You rolled a 90.
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That's very good. And what you see in the distance
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is just trained to just the train car white and not
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connected today. Do you only seen the back half?
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Wow. So it looks like we missed the
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front half of the train. Why are?
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Why are they not connected? Where the hell is trying water?
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That's the train. We need somebody pulled the PIN.
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The yellow light is flashing again, go now it's flashing even
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faster. It says accelerate aren't you?
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And it says green Ron, checking check what you did.
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As you head on through register, in the top, you actually like
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real back, but in a fun way. You jump over the ramp and you
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start hitting the track. It's going real fast.
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The train comes up beside you. And you hear the round from the
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back, Clank down and no one's shooting at you.
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There's a really short man on top of the back of the train
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waving at you pointing at the back where the ramp, as if their
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ramp, like, it's baseball. And I'm a bat.
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Yes, it's a very good metaphor judge Jed, please continue
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driving. I honor that wasn't a good
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metaphor. Yes.
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Okay, the jet. That was really smart.
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Well, that doesn't sound sincere at all kick.
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You know what I like about feeling step?
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That's not fair. That was really good.
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Like it's baseball and I'm a bad.
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Well, let's go. To battle into the back of the
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train, a barrel into it. Like a wine cask Donkey Kong
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Mario game. This is just like Donkey Kong,
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who said that she's almost kind of sound of like jet but it
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wasn't Jeb. Who was that?
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So Donkey Kong strange. Sure.
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I think I did. It was the radio off.
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Turn that radio off. Shut up the reading here, we're
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talking about and you Screech ghost sound, do it into the back
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car Screech like, ab and CD into their back, are you?
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This is the back of train to you're fucking killing me to the
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back of this area. You're surrounded by a few
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crates and there in front of you the tiny Nomad will hurt on
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coming down the stairs, all recognize.
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Yeah you do. Who is it?
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It's the head of security. Oh yeah last year.
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That will always just date last, a lot of deer.
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Yeah I understand. Well how else would what the
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hell's going on here? Where the hell is trade one?
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I mean, I'm sure I don't have to tell you.
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This is a arisaka. Took the faith Josh Reds on this
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fucking train. We are fucked.
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Oh boy. And now I only have only had one
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person's information and that was a samurai boy over there.
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Us some information to be a job. We're calling in the favor.
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Webb says, we're not allowed to shoot you anymore, you guys are
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on thin ice. Oh, that's right.
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I agreed to do the job for you, didn't I?
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Yeah. Well, the bells tolled for the
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thing that you promised. Sorry, I'm not very witty right
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now. Everybody, I know.
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Is that yes Fair? Yeah, I would have done this.
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Anyways, since you have a post, supposedly, a vending machine
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and also possibly everything's going to explode.
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So oh, yeah, no, we're all fucked at this goes down.
26:10
How do we get to the next train done.
26:13
So I'm here to tell you about what's going on.
26:16
There's some shit going down next door in the the mechanic
26:20
Bay, but if you have any questions about what's going on
26:22
because I didn't want to send it in a letter in case, it's out.
26:25
So it was a smart move. What do you want to know?
26:27
Smart move, Haas look. Atthe link.
26:29
The question is, are we going to get there faster?
26:32
If we boost this train into the next train or if we get out and
26:37
we drive to the tray and by the And I mean, obviously the one
26:41
that's going to explode. Yeah.
26:43
Faithful bit. Um, the only vehicle in the
26:47
Badlands that can catch up with the other train.
26:49
Is this one? All right.
26:50
Well, full steam ahead. I say, let's get you.
26:53
The slope gets the locomotive. Yeah, we need to clear out all
26:56
of the motherfuckers on this train so we can move it fast
27:00
because they they've got control of everything between us and the
27:04
engine. Sorry are you saying is, is that
27:07
there's a bunch of arisaka guys, in their just Stripe for the
27:10
killing and on faithful. Whole boy, it's like Christmas
27:15
come early. They landed on the train on a
27:17
big blind thing that took it out of the fucking cool either side
27:20
and a flat machines. Yes this is perfect for getting
27:23
some Joe lots of arisaka. I'm gonna I'm gonna cancel our
27:26
sack of prime after this a but after the final season of The
27:31
Circle season 17 our my gosh all while look arisaka but the rats
27:37
from Netflix uh no. Yeah no it's It's real bad when
27:41
you leave. They burn you alive.
27:43
Well yeah, you should have seen how they handled when I didn't
27:45
say. I liked their 75th version of
27:47
the expanse. Yeah, I think it all started as
27:52
a terrible tagline. Can we just go in and kill
27:57
arisaka please? So everyone said, do you have
27:59
any other questions about what's going on?
28:00
Because it's fucked. Yeah.
28:02
Where's the nearest arisaka? I'd like to give them a new
28:05
home. They're in the Next Room.
28:09
They Either they've been using some cybertek to lock some of
28:12
the doors, but not this one. I liked it before, they didn't
28:15
think they look. So when you want to go through
28:17
this door I've given you the advantage and I just hey you
28:22
guys can you come on in here just a little bit.
28:26
Hello everybody. Not too much huddled.
28:31
I was as close as I would like to get to you.
28:33
You have to Save us. Cuz the only person the Rev
28:41
knows who can help us is that motherfucker over there.
28:44
All right, yeah. And if this blows up like, a lot
28:49
of fucking people are gonna die. Yeah, glowed, me and youth.
28:55
Yeah, we have hot sun sea of recent out so you're gonna be
29:00
just fine. I got three questions.
29:03
Yeah. All right one.
29:05
Why is there a sock on? The Train on Facebook to, what
29:09
do they want faithful? Because because it's fucking son
29:12
and three. What is his jam and country
29:14
music that you have a monkey sounds to it.
29:16
It sounds awesome. Yes, good place for all the
29:20
vending machine. Oh, you know, I set that up.
29:22
It's seasonal. And also, when the alarm goes on
29:25
too long, it just plays that track.
29:26
What you mean? Hold on.
29:27
Some just occurred to me is, are these arisaka?
29:31
The walnuts responsible for overloading, Faithful.
29:38
Well, yeah. Well, that's the problem is when
29:42
ribs not near it and it's disconnected.
29:45
It can't really run on its own for very long.
29:48
They know that's been Weiss are psychic, so I know.
30:02
Huh, why? We'll do what you think in your
30:06
experience arisaka would want to blow up the Drain.
30:12
I don't want to blow it up, they want the power, they're trying
30:16
their damnedest to not blow it up.
30:20
Why do they want the power though?
30:22
Who knows? The wall power, they have
30:26
humongous servers that they need to continue powering.
30:29
And what do you mean? Well, I mean, This is not really
30:37
a very kind deaths, time job to be fair.
30:40
So them going after this big of a power source and after so many
30:46
years as well, of this going on, right?
30:49
Why the sudden Rush an urge to need this big of a power source,
30:54
is what I'm about to do something big and why not, like,
30:58
why steal it if they've had people on here for the longest
31:01
time to, you know? Sorry I'm having Mechanical
31:07
difficulties right here, reverse engineer.
31:13
What Hass did I miss that part where there are soccer spies on
31:18
this train? Because I know that you've had
31:20
people try to break-in. We can't, we caught one or two.
31:24
I believe Samurai, man. You were.
31:27
If we were here was fun? Yes.
31:28
Yes, we had a few people, come on.
31:33
You guys know that it's a son. Not many people know, they just
31:37
know. It's really power, you know, it,
31:40
I mean, for all, they know it could just be like seven cars.
31:42
Together because we were like, you know, in the Badlands and
31:44
everyone thinks we're stupid but it turns out that revs like a
31:47
fucking genius, made a star on a train.
31:52
It might be connected to the clones and are you.
31:57
They might be doing something that needs a lot of power
32:00
especially if they're experimenting with cloning and
32:05
trying to manufacture something. So whatever it is.
32:10
It's not good though. Verdi's, we got to stop it
32:14
because this train, this is a runaway train.
32:20
There's a joke there. I can't get to it fast enough.
32:22
Let's go. Nice one.
32:25
Jab. All right, I guess I'll knock
32:30
the door. Yeah, yeah, don't follow me.
32:32
All right. Well, don't forget that.
32:35
All the vending machines have black Halen shit in them.
32:37
You just That's why don't why don't you hide?
32:43
And holstered. Yeah, also rather.
32:48
Hey, I don't know. You gotta just like Xanax for
32:51
this guy. He seems a little flustered.
32:54
Oh, it's in the van. Let me, and I go to the van and
32:58
I go, I left, I left, I left my bag in the car, and I guess
33:02
wedding cake my bag. All right, I actually have
33:07
little Pharmacy sample packs where they, you know, they come
33:10
in like the small little blister pack of To, and I hand that over
33:14
to Hoss. You're gonna want to sit down as
33:18
soon as you take that hostile. Eddie Hice a professional, I'm
33:27
from the Badlands. I've seen some shit takes it
33:29
started to take a sip, you'll see You're going to see.
33:34
I'm Gonna Roll a d-10 and I'm gonna be absolutely.
33:37
That's a must and heroes who won and plops to the ground, my grab
33:45
his ankles and I dragged him into the van, and I shut the
33:47
door with a blanket. All all right, going on, three,
33:53
I will be in the between the marching order.
33:56
Okay. Goodbye Are you ready Hannah?
34:00
Yes. Anyway, I start blastin busting
34:07
my start. So I start blastin burst into
34:11
the next car, and in this room, there are a bunch of cars that
34:14
are being worked on. Some are lifted.
34:16
Some are not roll. Me sauna, you came in first
34:19
Romeo perception chapter 18, great.
34:21
You see everyone in here on the farthest away from you near the
34:25
stairs, there's a ladder in the corner.
34:28
You see a grunt not much shooting is happening.
34:31
It seems like there's been a bit of of a stalemate.
34:33
And in this room, there are sort of two underlings in a
34:36
lieutenant in here. You don't see a real, you clone
34:38
but they're taking potshots across and they roll me a
34:41
stealth check. I don't think.
34:43
I've gone in stealthy. You're not going to do you want
34:45
to go and stealthy yet project? I will stealth.
34:48
So both retro and I own a real stealthy.
34:50
They don't see I owner at all. I owner is unseen as they enter.
34:54
So I owner you're hiding behind a car.
34:57
On the right hand side of the room retro.
34:59
They do see you but you matched them.
35:02
Or evasion. So it doesn't affect your
35:04
initiative. So you're at your broke even
35:06
with them. So they saw you but you're still
35:08
going to be able to pop up a shot.
35:11
Hey guys, yes. Very important.
35:18
Yes, don't die. You stay in here and been Del
35:24
pushes stranger back into the other room, but we'll come get
35:26
you roll for initiative. So you guys are in this huge
35:33
Carriage as you enter, I only your stealth check.
35:36
Lets you slide behind a car and your unseen, retro.
35:39
You try and be stealthy as you run over towards the grunts near
35:42
the stairway but they see you but you managed to slide out of
35:44
the way and miss a bullet flies past your head and the battle is
35:48
about to begin. Jeb, you have the first shot Jib
35:52
us down the door with his feet and comes out shooting.
35:56
Taking a literally, just shooting the first thing.
35:58
It looks like it is arisaka in affiliation, so you have three
36:04
targets at the end of the room. You know what you're going to
36:06
see is first. That's the ones they can shoot a
36:07
shot as one out in the open, one in partial cover.
36:10
And for what you think, there's one hiding behind a car on the
36:13
right. So probably the one that's out
36:15
Leo. All right.
36:16
Jab. Your first hit hits.
36:18
That's a 20, nice hit, hit the mountain.
36:21
Been for 12 damage my night. The second shot, rips out, roll
36:27
it 22, nice. And you hit them for 11 damage.
36:31
The soldier out in the open, takes a bullet to the side of
36:35
his armor and a large portion of it rips off, and they lose a
36:40
good portion of their armor as it peels off them, they do a
36:43
side jump the try and get away rolling a 19, the managed to do
36:48
a backflip and hide behind a car in the corner.
36:51
Are they leave a trail of blood? Jeb do you want to do anything
36:54
with your bonus action? You are currently out in the
36:56
open, do a sweet tuck and roll. I had the nearest cover which I
37:01
believe Is a call, nice roll something evasion against
37:10
evasion. Yeah, that works for athletics.
37:12
Oh yeah, 20 easy. You do a nice forward roll on my
37:16
guardian. As you slide behind a car.
37:18
I think. I guess it's not Jeb talking
37:20
that's just spoon talking. I think I think Jeb my feet
37:24
competent today. You have you have made one roll
37:30
sir? Tooting rules.
37:34
Okay Jeb's Focus today Jeb's on I think you might have just this
37:40
is our first session. You might have just doing
37:42
steering bell, all right. The lieutenant Peaks around the
37:47
corner of a car on the right hand side and see Sano.
37:51
He pulls out his shotgun cocks, it points it at Sano and it
37:58
explodes is that a Wilhelm shotgun?
38:03
It's a shotgun from the shotgun. Wilhelm Corporation light,
38:07
that's, that's rolling, rolling a 20 and he hits you before 14
38:15
damage. My armor is 11.
38:20
Yeah, so you take three damage and it gets a bladed by 10K and
38:24
the new tenant uses his extra action to hide back behind the
38:27
car. So he was now in full cover.
38:31
So the the lieutenant skids around the Assassin, that's
38:34
behind the car. Next to him, peeks out, pulls
38:37
out his pistol and shoots it at Sano and you hear his gun Jam,
38:42
will try to use his basic text, to fix it and manages to fix it.
38:47
But doesn't get a shot off and sits where he is because he's
38:50
now distracted, he did not re-hide it's his gun jammed how
38:54
far are the way they are about 20 feet to feet?
39:01
Okay? I will unlock my wrist and shoot
39:08
a grenade, only shit. 3232, fucking hell, glass a crate as
39:18
well, fuck. All right.
39:20
Well, as managed to hit the lieutenant and the right there
39:25
and the warrior. Yeah, near both are behind in
39:27
behind the car. The guy who's just had his gun
39:29
jammed, the guy who just shot you If you hit both of those
39:33
432, how much damage do you do? There's a stubble.
39:36
Do it only. If you're all 26, isn't this
39:38
like 1616? No, it is not.
39:40
So 2626 damage, there's still a lot of damage, the guy who is
39:45
playing around with this gun is not paying attention at all and
39:47
unfortunately takes the brunt of it.
39:49
It blows through him, he loses half Health, he is armed blows
39:53
off and flies across the room and he looks at it scream.
39:59
And he drops the gun. He was trying to fix and, and
40:03
lies down to the ground and he's incapacitated and screaming for
40:06
his life. The lieutenant takes a decent
40:08
amount of damage but he's a lot meteor of a fellow he still goes
40:13
below. Half Health, did I destroy the
40:17
their cover? The car that they were hiding?
40:20
Are you trying to go for the car?
40:21
I mean no 26 damage will not take out an armored vehicle.
40:24
Okay. Yeah you you break the back
40:27
glass, it kind of moves. But it's still a huge hunk of
40:30
metal, so it doesn't really move.
40:31
Gotcha. It was one of the regular
40:33
grenades, right? Yes, it was an argument.
40:36
Yeah, no more grenades. Don't have like, push Force like
40:39
that. It's a big heavy object.
40:41
Okay. But you damaged him a lot and
40:44
his cybertek on his left arm has ceased working.
40:48
So he now can't use this thing. He had in there, can I go into
40:52
this little room down here? Yeah, dammit, that's what I was
40:56
going to do because you have a bonus action.
40:59
Now there's a little room on the right hand side.
41:01
It's just it just labeled office.
41:03
The doors open. Well, is there are there?
41:05
Windows Surface or is it on stop?
41:07
Yes. There is a observation window of
41:09
the of the workshop days so I'll jump in here and hide below the
41:14
window for covered sounds good. Yeah Romy and Athletics check
41:19
1919. Yeah you make that and you head
41:22
into the room in the room on your right.
41:24
You see to vending machines, a small chair and a computer
41:26
terminal and it's been Del Stone friend.
41:29
Is going to do a roll and slide to get this guy.
41:34
So bendel's going to slide forward behind a car.
41:36
And try and take out the lieutenant.
41:38
Yeah. Just no not the lieutenant.
41:39
This this, this small grunt man. Oh the into the incapacity
41:43
person that is going to try and kill them.
41:45
Oh is that why? They're so small.
41:47
He's so small small and your arm off.
41:50
Yes. Oh okay.
41:52
Okay, so so is same as a movement tuk-tuks and rolls to
41:58
come Around the back side of the car and what do they do, when
42:01
they get there? They are going to do it.
42:03
How can shoot, cool? Romy and Athletics check.
42:08
Oh, spicy plus one to hit because you rolled a creek on
42:12
that. Nice, actually Vandal is going
42:16
to do that diving roll to the other side of the armored car.
42:19
But instead of going around the corner, they're going to brace.
42:23
They're powered leg up against the side of it, and click and
42:28
slide. The powered car into the
42:31
lieutenant. Holy shit pinning, them between
42:35
the wall of the train car and the armored car.
42:40
That's not at all. What is happening?
42:42
But okay set the is it Kamehameha the the dead ruler of
42:49
the Hawaiian people's that's correct.
42:52
G it roll for it. Hmm. 18 is good enough.
42:58
Yes, your honor. 18 on the powered leg.
43:00
Then Del Rio's back smacks the side of the vehicle it and it
43:02
slides, over the lieutenant pinning, him to the ground and
43:05
that does a decent amount of damage.
43:07
I'm going to say that does so it's a car.
43:10
Oh you can talk to them. Yeah, yeah.
43:13
That's 3 D6. + 1. That's a couch, eat damage 02.
43:18
Yes, 10 damage and the car gets flipped over and it crushes.
43:22
The lieutenant splitting his head open and blood sugars
43:26
everywhere. Good job.
43:29
Yeah, it's like was worth the money.
43:33
Well, that takes a liar. I don't know.
43:35
It's your turn so actually because I can see that the other
43:42
person does not currently look like they're going to come out
43:45
from behind that car. I'm actually going to calmly
43:47
walk over to Vendo. Pick up Vandal and go to the
43:51
door to the next car. I will have my gun out and ready
43:56
to shoot and this other A person in hiding but I am just going to
44:03
put my back to the store, ready for everyone together and for us
44:07
to unlock it and move to the next stage.
44:11
Cool. When you get to the door with
44:13
Mendel and out goes to try and open it and it is locked.
44:17
No, I know. That's why I was saying I was
44:19
getting ready because I know that we have, it's locked by
44:22
arisaka. We have to do some tech I was
44:26
listening to her, so I know. Okay.
44:27
I'm just checking the other assassin is.
44:31
Cowering behind that car. He is the lowest rank that's
44:34
going to be on here and I just rolled a one and he pisses
44:37
himself, no poor guy - like I just I just wait for my gun.
44:44
No, no it's just yeah that's that's what we do.
44:48
Is put your gun down. Slide it over here kinda and
44:53
they kick it over. Okay.
44:55
And Let's sit down and they sit down on the ground cross like,
44:59
hey, maybe you should Xanax this.
45:01
Get to. I do have the other one in my
45:03
pocket. I grabbed his gun and I gotta
45:06
return. This Aspire technical shit, feel
45:09
like it just doing it. I know company may I proudly
45:15
packet and they take the pills if they don't roll a 10 they
45:19
pass out. That is a to and combat is open
45:24
day. Can we take the other
45:29
incapacitated body and just put it over with the person who is
45:34
knocked out? I didn't get to go either what I
45:38
mean he didn't get to go Hannah Hannah and vendela very similar
45:42
voice. Voices.
45:43
Mmm. Sorry.
45:45
Yeah, we do on the show but that's your fault.
45:49
You're too slow. That's true.
45:52
I only rode an elephant. Yeah.
45:53
Boom, got mm. Nice too much of my own head and
45:58
out, Hawks up as they put their ear to the door.
46:03
I have a feeling it's going to get a lot more difficult from
46:05
now on. Next time, I'm no latency.
46:28
Wait, wait. So I know before you do that,
46:30
shouldn't we try to see if we get any information?
46:32
First trip, I do think you are missing the point here.
46:36
It that's very possible free. If I get my hands on it are you
46:39
telling him to hit the terminal with the monkey wrench?
46:42
Because I don't think you should do that.
46:44
Yes, those are unrelated things. Got the stairways might want to
46:48
check that out. Well, there are certainly some
46:50
more dead but there are Sokka. So I don't think that's too much
46:54
to cry over retro. What is that?
46:56
What do we need to be prepared for?
46:58
For the Clone is probably going to be the most dangerous.
47:02
Yes, I'll try me. And Hannah will try and handle
47:05
him. Leave both killed one before.
47:07
All right, I got a used legs more off.
47:09
I am. Glad van Del is not in the
47:11
middle of this mess. Yes, I'm gonna drag him back
47:14
around the corner and continue him in the Chokehold.
47:17
When you hit something else, there's six people everything's
47:19
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