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Kanye West Sketchers, Will Smith, The Lakers, Dirtiest Death and more. · The Steve Harvey Morning Show

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  Speaker 1: One and only. Steve Harvey got a radio show. Got
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  Speaker 1: Got a radio show because God to let you turn
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  Speaker 1: your life around. Business. Got a radio show because God
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  Speaker 1: no better than you know. Yeah, Steve Harvey got a
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  Speaker 1: gonna share with you today a principle of success. You know.
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  Speaker 1: It's it's important that we get our lives together. I
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  Speaker 1: mean it really really is. You know, to hear after
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  Speaker 1: it is exactly what it says, is to hear after,
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  Speaker 1: and hopefully for the majority of us, that's quite a
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  Speaker 1: way he's off. So what about how you living today?
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  Speaker 1: How about now? You know often talk to you talk
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  Speaker 1: talk in the morning about your relationship with God that
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  Speaker 1: can never change. That is at the forefront and the
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  Speaker 1: best thought process that I can give you. And I
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  Speaker 1: know who I'm talking to on the radio. I'm talking
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  Speaker 1: to a lot of people, man, who out there just
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  Speaker 1: not sure. And I'm talking to a lot of people
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  Speaker 1: out there man that's trying to pull it together. In
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  Speaker 1: other words, you know, I'm talking to a lot of
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  Speaker 1: people like myself. There is a principle of success that
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  Speaker 1: is out there that if more people understood one of
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  Speaker 1: the bait. This is just one of one of the
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  Speaker 1: basic principles of success, you would have more success in
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  Speaker 1: your life. And that principle is this, the more people
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  Speaker 1: you help become successful, the more successful you become. Well,
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  Speaker 1: the more people you help become successful, the more successful
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  Speaker 1: you become. Because you are a practicing helping your and
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  Speaker 1: as you do onto others than is done unto you.
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  Speaker 1: You know, you you you build relationships. When you do that,
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  Speaker 1: people forget in success, that has to be relationships. There
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  Speaker 1: is no one person in this world who is just
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  Speaker 1: successful all on their own you are successful, and successful
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  Speaker 1: people form relationships, and you've got to really coddle these relationships.
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  Speaker 1: You've got to nurture these relationships. They don't just happen.
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  Speaker 1: You don't just get cool with people just cause you cool. No,
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  Speaker 1: you've got to do some cool things to these people
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  Speaker 1: and for these people, for these people to be cool
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  Speaker 1: with you when you need some cool. I don't know
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  Speaker 1: if I'm explaining that right, but that's the best way
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  Speaker 1: I can tell it to you. I'm just regular, you know,
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  Speaker 1: I'm I just speak like that. This is an important
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  Speaker 1: principle to put into your life. The more people you
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  Speaker 1: help become successful, the more successful you become. You cannot look.
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  Speaker 1: You have to say to people, hey, look, I've done that.
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  Speaker 1: This is what you got to do. You got to
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  Speaker 1: take some time out to share. You have to share information, experiences, thoughts.
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  Speaker 1: You got to take a minute man to uplift somebody,
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  Speaker 1: give them some encouragement. Hey man, you can do it.
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  Speaker 1: Don't give up. You have no idea. You you you
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  Speaker 1: right now. You have no idea how significant you are
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  Speaker 1: to someone else, how your words of encouragement could be
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  Speaker 1: the difference maker today I'm talking about It's a person
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  Speaker 1: looking at you that you don't even really know you,
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  Speaker 1: or you don't really know them, and you see them
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  Speaker 1: struggling with something, just say, hey, you know what. I've
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  Speaker 1: been watching you from afar. You're gonna be all right, man,
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  Speaker 1: I see something. Men. You keep doing the right thing. Man,
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  Speaker 1: You're gonna be all right. I had a meeting with
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  Speaker 1: a young man for the first time. And this young
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  Speaker 1: man came into my office. I never met him. He
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  Speaker 1: has an internet service, which anybody can teach me something
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  Speaker 1: about the internet because I know little too close to nothing.
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  Speaker 1: He was twenty seven years old, and he was amazingly
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  Speaker 1: bright at this and I guess you know that it's
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  Speaker 1: not that hard to impress me. But the fluid speech
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  Speaker 1: pattern that he had about this very very difficult subject.
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  Speaker 1: He was tossing around the terms I had heard, but
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  Speaker 1: he was actually putting him in sentences where it made
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  Speaker 1: sense to me. It's very fluid, very very sure of
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  Speaker 1: himself when he was talking about this little things, young dude,
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  Speaker 1: twenty seven years old. And when he got through, the
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  Speaker 1: woman that had introduced me to him, I was leaving
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  Speaker 1: my office and she was going to escort him out,
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  Speaker 1: and I turned around and I said, young man, I said,
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  Speaker 1: what what size pants are you? And I guessed it
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  Speaker 1: because I'm I've been dressing for long. I've been all
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  Speaker 1: the sizes. And I said, you bought a thirty ways?
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  Speaker 1: He said, yes, Sir. I said, what side shoot you
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  Speaker 1: ways at nine and a half? I said, what side
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  Speaker 1: shirt is? At a medium? He said, I really like
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  Speaker 1: extra lodge. I said, well, that's too big for you.
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  Speaker 1: You just want to look lousy and bagging. And so
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  Speaker 1: I was talking to him. Man I said, Man, I'm
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  Speaker 1: gonna help you out. I said, man, because let me
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  Speaker 1: tell you something. You're a shop, young dude. Man, you
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  Speaker 1: are raised a shop. I say, you've really really impressed
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  Speaker 1: me today. I said, and you know what, young brother,
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  Speaker 1: I said, You're gonna make a lot of money one day. Man,
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  Speaker 1: I said, but I want you to get your image up.
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  Speaker 1: I want you to I want you to look at
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  Speaker 1: how you dress because you're coming into professional people's office
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  Speaker 1: and you're talking about doing something for them, and it
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  Speaker 1: takes money to make it happen. I gotta give you
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  Speaker 1: money to make this happen. What you cannot afford to
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  Speaker 1: do is look like you need every dime with this money.
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  Speaker 1: See you when you're going there and you're talking about
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  Speaker 1: money with another person. The person that's gonna give you
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  Speaker 1: this money can not You can't look like you need
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  Speaker 1: every dime of this money, you know, So you gotta
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  Speaker 1: start presenting yourself. And that's all I just said to him.
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  Speaker 1: And I just said, man, but you know what, you shocked.
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  Speaker 1: You're gonna make yourself some money. I'm gonna help you
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  Speaker 1: out a little bit. I walked out. I went on
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  Speaker 1: about my business. Later on that afternoon, I had a
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  Speaker 1: meeting with the woman that bought him in and she said,
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  Speaker 1: mister Harvey, you have no idea what you just did.
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  Speaker 1: He said, his eyes just teared up when you walked out.
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  Speaker 1: He said, wow, man, that man don't even know me,
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  Speaker 1: and he just encouraged me. He's a man always thought
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  Speaker 1: I might could make it, but he said, I ain't.
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  Speaker 1: Never had nobody like him tell me I could make it.
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  Speaker 1: And just hearing it from him, man, that's all right.
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  Speaker 1: I'm I'm gonna get my clothes together. But you know,
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  Speaker 1: I've been homeless. And then he started telling the woman
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  Speaker 1: that he had been homeless, and so you know, then
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  Speaker 1: she telling me that now I'm fitting cry cerus. You know,
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  Speaker 1: I've been in that hole before, and I just and
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  Speaker 1: I'm just sharing that story with y'all just to say,
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  Speaker 1: you don't know who you talking too, but what does
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  Speaker 1: it hurt if you just extend your hand to a
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  Speaker 1: person and give them a moment of encouragement. See this
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  Speaker 1: young brother right here, he could come back one day
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  Speaker 1: and be a major benefit to me because he has
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  Speaker 1: a skill set that I don't have. I might be old,
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  Speaker 1: mister Steve Harvey, but hey, guess what, I don't know
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  Speaker 1: nothing about what this young cat know. And he'd went
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  Speaker 1: off and educated himself. And just a word of encouragement
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  Speaker 1: from somebody like yourself can make all the difference in
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  Speaker 1: another person's life. So remember on your way to the top,
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  Speaker 1: the more people that you help become successful, the more
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  Speaker 1: successful you become. It's a requirement of God that you
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  Speaker 1: do that. That ain't Steve Harvey talking. If you read
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  Speaker 1: your Bible. Somebody got a Bible verse that backed me up,
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  Speaker 1: I don't know, but y'all do. Out there all right,
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  Speaker 1: I want I wanted to talk to you about some
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  Speaker 1: Just be honest, man, This should be honest. Oh I'm
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  Speaker 1: always is that you? Okay? Well, let me just say
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  Speaker 1: working for you? Because i'd be praying for someone I
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  Speaker 1: way to explain me without praying twice. Boy, if I
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  Speaker 1: look in my life, my past, my own goings and
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  Speaker 1: inner cummings. What he done for me in a cummings,
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  Speaker 1: the stuff that I let in come into my life.
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  Speaker 1: I scrambled. That's not on the boy. God, I'm I
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  Speaker 1: know good Wall. My mama was praying for me because
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  Speaker 1: I have made some decisions. Why, I know should have
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  Speaker 1: sunk me. Well, you know, living in a car for
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  Speaker 1: three years, it's pretty low, pretty low. But the thing
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  Speaker 1: about it, do you know what I realized? Man? You
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  Speaker 1: know when I see you homeless people, I was never that. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: I didn't live in infrigerator, boxer under bridge or nothing
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  Speaker 1: like that. I was moving around in a car, you know,
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  Speaker 1: stealing gas and you know, stealing food. I was just
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  Speaker 1: trying to make it work. I had some dignity to mind.
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  Speaker 1: And I'm not saying if you still that's dignified. But
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  Speaker 1: that's I didn't see begging. Wasn't the option so stilling
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  Speaker 1: because I thought it was more respectful, more proud of Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: oh this is passed. The statue of limitations. I can
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  Speaker 1: I am the sole reason why the sign is at
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  Speaker 1: the gas pumps, now pay before you pump. And I
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  Speaker 1: apologize for that, but I'm the reason they had to
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  Speaker 1: create that sign, pay before you pump, because you let
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  Speaker 1: me pump before I pay. Why would I pay for you?
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  Speaker 1: So he's wearing a badge of mine. If I'm already pumped,
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  Speaker 1: why what I pay? I have the gass. I don't
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  Speaker 1: have the money, but I got the gass. It's time
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  Speaker 1: to move on. Coming up a third, exactly what I
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  Speaker 1: said soon as I got through pumping. It's time to
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  Speaker 1: after the hour, we'll hear from the nephew as he
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  Speaker 1: runs that prank back right after this. You're listening show,
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  Speaker 1: All right, guys, it is time now to start your
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  Speaker 1: morning off with the nephew and run that prank back.
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  Speaker 1: What you got, Nash? All right, I got time today.
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  Speaker 1: I got time to motivated, woke up, motivate, woke up
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  Speaker 1: older baby. All right, here we go. You sent my
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  Speaker 1: wife pictures. You sent my wife pictures. God, doc, let's
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  Speaker 1: go now, I speak to trouble. Hey man, you've been
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  Speaker 1: sending pictures of your damn stomach to my wife phone? Hey? What?
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  Speaker 1: Hey man? Have y'all been sending pictures of your muscles
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  Speaker 1: on your stomach to my wife? Phoney? The hell is
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  Speaker 1: this calling me with this? This fish right here? This
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  Speaker 1: fisher man. My name is Fisher, but they call me fish?
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  Speaker 1: What I want to know from you? Have you been
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  Speaker 1: sending pictures of your stomach to my wife? Phone? Man?
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  Speaker 1: I don't know there you telling my playboy, I don't
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  Speaker 1: call me with this sending pictures. If I am sending pictures,
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  Speaker 1: ain't not of your business. It is my business. That's
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  Speaker 1: my wife. Then you sending you boy, you must ain't
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  Speaker 1: got you must ain't ripped up black me or something.
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  Speaker 1: You were right about them sending pitch of this summer,
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  Speaker 1: Hey man, get to some fitness. Don't call my super
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  Speaker 1: I got some business. My business is my wife. Man.
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  Speaker 1: And if you said let me tell you something, I'm
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  Speaker 1: gonna tell you right now when I want to find you.
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  Speaker 1: If the same muscles that's on her phone is up
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  Speaker 1: underneath your shirt, I'm whipping your Hey man, I ain't
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  Speaker 1: hard to find, play boy, you can find me, and
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  Speaker 1: if I am sending pictures to your wife, you must
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  Speaker 1: like it. Play bar Hey man, hey, let me tell
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  Speaker 1: you know you're being disrespectful, is what you're doing. You
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  Speaker 1: understand you been calling me on the phone. You red
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  Speaker 1: check somebody else about this hill before I had your
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  Speaker 1: wife rubbing on my stomach? Hey man? Who you hey? See?
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  Speaker 1: Who you calling? Man? Who do you think? Hey? Hey?
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  Speaker 1: Who you think you talk? Let me tell you something, okay,
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  Speaker 1: tell us that till my phone about the picture I'm
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  Speaker 1: talking to because I m them? If I find out
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  Speaker 1: them your muscles on my wife? What? Obviously you found
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  Speaker 1: my phone number, so I guess you can find me home. Boy,
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  Speaker 1: ain't your how about this here? Where are you? Let's
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  Speaker 1: get crack. I'm hey, ask your wife where I'm met?
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  Speaker 1: Where she is? My wife is at work right now?
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  Speaker 1: If you think so? How do you think she got
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  Speaker 1: them pictures? On? Boy? Hey man, I tell you what
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  Speaker 1: when I find you? When I find you a little disrespectful?
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  Speaker 1: Answer wife? Where I met? Yeah? That's what you new
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  Speaker 1: boy calling? Music is over? Oh it's a curi. You
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  Speaker 1: must not be ripped up like me, Hey man, hey, hey, hey,
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  Speaker 1: I got I got muscles on my stomach. I got
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  Speaker 1: it right now to get these get this stummer right
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  Speaker 1: for your wife. Hey man, let me tell you something. Man,
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  Speaker 1: that's all right, that's all right. How about this here?
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  Speaker 1: I know who your wife feels, that's all right. I
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  Speaker 1: know who her too. Okay, well, that's all right, and
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  Speaker 1: I'll be calling her. I'm calling her letting her know
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  Speaker 1: what's going on this out. She liked my stummach too. Yeah, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: you like that. No, No, I tell you what. I
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  Speaker 1: tell you what she don't like it. When I get
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  Speaker 1: to hugs, I'm gonna let your wife know what's going
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  Speaker 1: on around here. Man, you're nothing about my wife. Me,
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  Speaker 1: My wife and your wife might be rubbing the killer home.
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  Speaker 1: Why you don't know nothing about my Hey man, you
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  Speaker 1: ain't gonna be disrespectful to me. Man, I hadn't told
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  Speaker 1: you once. See don't see me home? Why I will
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  Speaker 1: see you? I already asked you once. Where are you?
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  Speaker 1: I'm gonna raise up my shirt so you can see
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  Speaker 1: this rip up six pact. That's your wife like? Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: all right, okay, okay, it's just a matter of time.
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  Speaker 1: Then it's all my phone. You better go check your
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  Speaker 1: wife and don't be calling across man. Okay, yeah, well
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  Speaker 1: I tell you what. I'm gonna call a Yanna. That's
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  Speaker 1: that's what I'm gonna call a Yanna. Baby. Say where? Yeah? Yeah?
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  Speaker 1: Then slowed you down night. Yeah, I'm calling your wife.
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  Speaker 1: We can get it on the three ways and then
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  Speaker 1: we got and then I call your wife and get
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  Speaker 1: on my way. Yeah. Okay, I'm gonna tell you this here,
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  Speaker 1: right now, what I needed to tell me. Whatever you
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  Speaker 1: want to tell me, I'm telling you right now, pump,
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  Speaker 1: where you ask this, I'm a fuller for at home, boy,
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  Speaker 1: that's where I'm at. Man, you got my wife. Man,
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  Speaker 1: I want to know your name. They call your fish
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  Speaker 1: or kicking or whether they call you. You can meet
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  Speaker 1: me wherever you want to homeboys, and were then said
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  Speaker 1: it ain't no deal to me. I deal with pup
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  Speaker 1: chumps like you every day. Okay, okay, not a problem,
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  Speaker 1: not a problem. I'll be right. How long are you
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  Speaker 1: gonna be that. I'm gonna be that to your Okay,
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  Speaker 1: you look at I want you to take my name,
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  Speaker 1: my name down so you know who you're waiting on.
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  Speaker 1: You got you. You said your name was chicking or
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  Speaker 1: something like that. Do you have a pen? I don't
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  Speaker 1: need no pin pump? Okay, do you want to know
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  Speaker 1: who this is? You gonna show me who you was? Homeboy?
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  Speaker 1: I ain't told you my full name, Trump. I don't
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  Speaker 1: need to know your name. You got my number? Calling
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  Speaker 1: music about them chattoo of stomach or something. It's muscles.
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  Speaker 1: It's muscles of your stomach on my wife phone. Did
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  Speaker 1: you look at the other pictures? How many sit ups
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  Speaker 1: do you be doing? Did you look at the other pictures?
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  Speaker 1: What other well? Okay, hey man, man, hey man, I'm
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  Speaker 1: not gonna be playing with you by my wife. Man,
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  Speaker 1: I ain't playing with you. I'm playing with your wife. Okay, okay,
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  Speaker 1: I'm gonna tell you something about your wife. I'm gonna
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  Speaker 1: tell you something about your wife that you don't know.
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  Speaker 1: If I don't know it, don't know. Oh, I know it.
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  Speaker 1: Me and her know it. I just got off the
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  Speaker 1: phone with her. You want to know? You want me
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  Speaker 1: tell you what your wife told me? Whatever, I'm gonna
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  Speaker 1: say this right here. I'm gonna say this punk. This
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  Speaker 1: is nephew Timmy from the Steve Harvey Morning. Your your
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  Speaker 1: wife or Yanna got me to pray phone your ignorant man?
• 19:35
  Speaker 1: How stupid are you? Hello? This nephew Timmy man from
• 19:42
  Speaker 1: the Steve Harvey Morning Your your wife got me to
• 19:45
  Speaker 1: pray phone call you, dude, you damn you. You are
• 19:49
  Speaker 1: more ignorant than me. Lord, yeah, yeah, oh god, oh hey, trouble.
• 20:05
  Speaker 1: I got to ask you this man, answer this question
• 20:07
  Speaker 1: for me. What is what is the baddest and I
• 20:10
  Speaker 1: mean the baddest radio show in the land, the only
• 20:13
  Speaker 1: one with nephew Tom Oh man, I trail man, you
• 20:21
  Speaker 1: be easy man, go light on on, y'all. All right,
• 20:24
  Speaker 1: I'm so well. Tell Steve Harbor. I say all I
• 20:32
  Speaker 1: can say is I did that. I did that. You
• 20:36
  Speaker 1: met your match on that one. Sorry you're here? What
• 20:39
  Speaker 1: I said, playboy franking worship. It's pranking worship, all right, nephew,
• 20:46
  Speaker 1: thank you. Coming up next, it is asked the CLO
• 20:49
  Speaker 1: Chief Love Officer, Steve Harvey in the building for your
• 20:53
  Speaker 1: love questions. Right after this, you're listening Steve Harvey Morning
• 20:58
  Speaker 1: Show coming up at the top of the hour and
• 21:01
  Speaker 1: entertainment news another day, Well, another Kanye story. Kanye escorted
• 21:06
  Speaker 1: out of the Sketcher's headquarters. He just showed up. Okay,
• 21:11
  Speaker 1: we'll talk about it. And another entertainment news, Tom Brady's
• 21:15
  Speaker 1: wiped Yourzelle has given him an ultimatum. Plus in music news,
• 21:19
  Speaker 1: get ready for this, Rihanna is finally dropping new music.
• 21:24
  Speaker 1: All right, we'll talk about all of these stories. We've
• 21:27
  Speaker 1: been waiting all of these stories at the top of
• 21:29
  Speaker 1: the hour, but right now it is time to ask
• 21:33
  Speaker 1: the clo and segment this morning surely's dedicated to Junie.
• 21:39
  Speaker 1: To Junior. Oh okay, all my answer quarter back to Junior.
• 21:44
  Speaker 1: Something All right, listen up, Junior. This is from Cherry
• 21:48
  Speaker 1: and Queen's. Cherry writes, I read your relationship book, and
• 21:52
  Speaker 1: I need you to put out another book for today's
• 21:55
  Speaker 1: young men. My last boyfriend said he wanted marriage, but
• 21:59
  Speaker 1: not me. He said, monogamy is unrealistic because everyone cheats
• 22:04
  Speaker 1: are traditional marriage is over? No, they're not over. No,
• 22:10
  Speaker 1: they're not. All everybody on this show is anymore, including
• 22:14
  Speaker 1: jan including Junior. And Junior is the newest married person
• 22:19
  Speaker 1: on this show. And I'm telling you right now, ain't
• 22:22
  Speaker 1: yours monogamous? Junior, sir? See right there? So it still works.
• 22:28
  Speaker 1: It still works. You just have to demand if you
• 22:30
  Speaker 1: sign up for this marriage. And he told you he
• 22:32
  Speaker 1: don't want to be monogamus, then you stupid. Yeah, you
• 22:36
  Speaker 1: know what I'm sign you're gonna go in with that.
• 22:38
  Speaker 1: That don't make no sense. Love ain't gonna ever go
• 22:41
  Speaker 1: out of style, Lady, don't let nobody cool. You never
• 22:45
  Speaker 1: go out of style. Thank you? All right, Sary and Junior, Yeah,
• 22:52
  Speaker 1: all right. Moving on to us Adrian and wicker Park.
• 22:56
  Speaker 1: Adrian says, I'm moving in with my best friend and
• 22:59
  Speaker 1: we used to date the same guy. I am friends
• 23:02
  Speaker 1: with all of my exes, but this particular X is
• 23:05
  Speaker 1: a close friend of mine. Now, my roommate has said
• 23:08
  Speaker 1: he's not welcome at our apartment. Can she make that rule? Absolutely?
• 23:13
  Speaker 1: She can. You just said it's our apartment, so it's
• 23:18
  Speaker 1: our house. We make our rules. You cannot bring this
• 23:23
  Speaker 1: guy over here. And she says he's not welcome in
• 23:26
  Speaker 1: the house. And stop thinking you friends with all your exes.
• 23:30
  Speaker 1: You're stupid. They're not your friends. Think put the hell
• 23:35
  Speaker 1: is friends with all the exes? Nobody, Monica, put your
• 23:39
  Speaker 1: damn hands down. It's the reason they to X. Not
• 23:45
  Speaker 1: your is not your friends? You my friends? What are they? Friends? Are? Well?
• 23:51
  Speaker 1: They people are just hanging around it hopes to sleeping
• 23:53
  Speaker 1: with her again. Oh not not time around to Junior,
• 24:00
  Speaker 1: like you see what I'm saying is Junior is newly
• 24:03
  Speaker 1: married on the show, and he's happy. Right now. Everything
• 24:06
  Speaker 1: is going well for Junior right now. It's got to
• 24:09
  Speaker 1: learn how to have problem resolution skills. All you got
• 24:14
  Speaker 1: to start doing this say I'm sorry, I'm sorry baby,
• 24:20
  Speaker 1: you right. I don't know what I was thinking. I
• 24:24
  Speaker 1: don't know when you're gonna learn them lines right there? Yeah,
• 24:28
  Speaker 1: that ain't got nothing to do with the question, but
• 24:30
  Speaker 1: it did help Junior. Let's go with all right, Moving
• 24:36
  Speaker 1: on to Ola ti in I just threw it. Yeah,
• 24:40
  Speaker 1: he saw my face right Ola and Philly says, I
• 24:43
  Speaker 1: have a problem with the woman across the street because
• 24:45
  Speaker 1: she chooses to do everything in her tiny terry cloth robe.
• 24:50
  Speaker 1: She gets mail and her packages in that robe, and
• 24:53
  Speaker 1: she puts out the trash in that robe. She's a widow,
• 24:56
  Speaker 1: so I think she's desperate for attention. Should I report
• 25:00
  Speaker 1: her to the h o A or talk to her
• 25:01
  Speaker 1: about this? What? You're gonna report her to the home
• 25:04
  Speaker 1: on Associates? Before she breaking her home on the rule,
• 25:08
  Speaker 1: she take her trash out and go get her newspaper
• 25:11
  Speaker 1: in a tiny room. I can see that robe. Nothing.
• 25:17
  Speaker 1: The problem person that wrote the letter is they rolled
• 25:20
  Speaker 1: tiny too, But it ain't for the same reasons. There,
• 25:26
  Speaker 1: you just and grew out your damn robe. Now you
• 25:28
  Speaker 1: set up in here, man, why don't you just out
• 25:31
  Speaker 1: tiny Huh? You start going out to your mailbox and
• 25:34
  Speaker 1: take your trash out with a smaller robe on. She
• 25:39
  Speaker 1: she you're so you're saying she shouldn't report her to
• 25:41
  Speaker 1: the h o A. But should she talk to She
• 25:46
  Speaker 1: talking to this woman about it? Ain't your business. She
• 25:51
  Speaker 1: wear a tiny robe, she's covered, you know. She want
• 25:55
  Speaker 1: to wear katie wrap out to the trash and pick
• 25:58
  Speaker 1: up on paper. That's huppy. She's in some safe let's
• 26:06
  Speaker 1: your husband over there trying to help with your trash. Oh,
• 26:11
  Speaker 1: that's what she's concerned unless all of me it is
• 26:13
  Speaker 1: on trash. They started outside talking waiting on. But she
• 26:20
  Speaker 1: says she does have a problem. All right, Last one, Steve,
• 26:23
  Speaker 1: last one, This is Christie and Austin. Christie says, or Junior,
• 26:28
  Speaker 1: don't start no arguments in your house. Take out to
• 26:31
  Speaker 1: trash your damn self. Go ahead, shure, all right, got it? Junior.
• 26:36
  Speaker 1: All right, last one, Christie and Austin says, I worked
• 26:39
  Speaker 1: with my sister in law and she is having an
• 26:41
  Speaker 1: affair with one of our co workers. My husband doesn't
• 26:44
  Speaker 1: care if his sister is making a fool out of herself,
• 26:47
  Speaker 1: But I do. I know for a fact that the
• 26:49
  Speaker 1: man she's cheating with is messing with another chick. I
• 26:53
  Speaker 1: don't want her to mess up her marriage for him,
• 26:55
  Speaker 1: So do I tell her what that man she's cheating
• 27:01
  Speaker 1: with its cheating? She cheating, right, she cheating? But what
• 27:09
  Speaker 1: does she care if he cheating or not? She cheating? Right? Right? Hum? Right? Yeah?
• 27:18
  Speaker 1: But the sister in law is concerned, Yeah, she she
• 27:21
  Speaker 1: doesn't want me. Stay up. Ain't got nothing to do
• 27:26
  Speaker 1: with this. She ain't got nothing to do with you.
• 27:29
  Speaker 1: She knows that she doesn't want her to mess up
• 27:32
  Speaker 1: her marriage. She messed up her marche because she cheating.
• 27:37
  Speaker 1: It ain't called he cheating, It's called she cheating. But
• 27:40
  Speaker 1: her husband doesn't know she's cheating. That's what I ain't
• 27:44
  Speaker 1: got that night. Called cheating. If you know, it's busted.
• 27:52
  Speaker 1: If you don't know, it's cheating. Wait, would you stay junior?
• 27:56
  Speaker 1: I was asking my uncle and Tommy, I just said, so,
• 28:00
  Speaker 1: don't tell your sister when I learned that, ain't got
• 28:03
  Speaker 1: nothing to do with you? What is? Why are you
• 28:06
  Speaker 1: talking about anyway? See, you shouldn't even be curious about this? Okay,
• 28:12
  Speaker 1: got it? Well you've been talking. Let Sherley and college, Sherlon.
• 28:15
  Speaker 1: Let Sherlen College tell about what she needs to do.
• 28:18
  Speaker 1: You stay out is junior? If you if you've been
• 28:21
  Speaker 1: tying them all into junior. So that's why he asked,
• 28:23
  Speaker 1: I'm trying to time it, tie him, get out to him. Yeah,
• 28:27
  Speaker 1: just ain't his turn yet? No sense he end it? Okay,
• 28:31
  Speaker 1: not Junior's your turn, Junior. Don't talk about cheating in
• 28:36
  Speaker 1: your house. Don't bring up no cheating in your house.
• 28:40
  Speaker 1: Don't be talking about nothing you heard about nobody cheating
• 28:43
  Speaker 1: in your house. You're not even you can't even spell cheating.
• 28:48
  Speaker 1: Put my pen down, got it? Yeah, don't even watch
• 28:52
  Speaker 1: no reruns of cheatles. Don't watch I don't never. Don't
• 28:55
  Speaker 1: that the last thing we talked about it here? Anything?
• 28:59
  Speaker 1: All right? Thank you? Cello? That was asked the cello,
• 29:02
  Speaker 1: the junior, come up from your house, Junior about anybody?
• 29:07
  Speaker 1: Act extremely surprised entertain right after this you're listening to show?
• 29:20
  Speaker 1: Well another day, another Kanye story. Here we go. Kanye
• 29:24
  Speaker 1: West showed up uninvited to Sketcher's headquarters in Manhattan Beach, California.
• 29:30
  Speaker 1: This happened on Wednesday, on the heels of Adidas cutting
• 29:33
  Speaker 1: ties with him over his anti anti Semitic comments. A
• 29:37
  Speaker 1: spokesperson for the company, which is owned by a Jewish family, said,
• 29:42
  Speaker 1: we condemn his recent divisive remarks and do not tolerate
• 29:46
  Speaker 1: anti Semitism or any other form of hate speech. Sketchers
• 29:51
  Speaker 1: is not considering and it has no intention of working
• 29:54
  Speaker 1: with West. Sketcher's executives escorted Kanye and his party from
• 29:59
  Speaker 1: the building after a brief conversation. What is he just
• 30:04
  Speaker 1: show up? Play for him? Think he could just go down? Now? See,
• 30:10
  Speaker 1: let me tell you something. The problem with assuming m
• 30:17
  Speaker 1: assuming just makes an ass out of you and me? Yep,
• 30:24
  Speaker 1: ye assumes I'm Kanye. They'll come talk to me. That
• 30:29
  Speaker 1: ain't how this work, man. It's it's it's it's it's
• 30:33
  Speaker 1: really sad watching this guy. You know, people talking about
• 30:35
  Speaker 1: you know, he got so much money. He can't go
• 30:37
  Speaker 1: through all that money. Yes you can, Yes you can.
• 30:41
  Speaker 1: If you have a series of out goal without any income.
• 30:48
  Speaker 1: I have news for you. You can blow through that.
• 30:52
  Speaker 1: And he's down. It's tragic what he's doing to him.
• 30:57
  Speaker 1: So and what and whoever went down there with him,
• 31:03
  Speaker 1: they need their ass whooped to Yeah because a whole party.
• 31:07
  Speaker 1: Ain't nobody said Kanye? You know that people that own
• 31:11
  Speaker 1: this is Jewish, don't you. Ain't nobody research nothing? Come on,
• 31:16
  Speaker 1: we're going down here. We're gonna do some designs for sketches. No,
• 31:19
  Speaker 1: you're not, bros. And you know what, man, it's really
• 31:22
  Speaker 1: sad to watch this. It's a damn shame that you
• 31:25
  Speaker 1: have to use people's tragedies and calamities to make lessons
• 31:31
  Speaker 1: for other people. But let this be a lesson to everybody.
• 31:37
  Speaker 1: You can't there are rules to the game, and it
• 31:41
  Speaker 1: is the game, and you cannot break the rules to
• 31:44
  Speaker 1: the game without consequences. Wow. Yeah, you cannot operate in
• 31:49
  Speaker 1: this world on an island all by yourself. You cannot
• 31:52
  Speaker 1: become successful alone. You have to collaborate, have partnerships and
• 31:59
  Speaker 1: relationship in this world. And once you started burning all
• 32:03
  Speaker 1: those bridges, man, you are in trouble. Yes and more
• 32:08
  Speaker 1: companies Steve are dropping Kanye Kanye Peloton. The exercise company
• 32:13
  Speaker 1: is banning Kanye's music from their classes. All right, Yeah,
• 32:17
  Speaker 1: they don't even want to work. His fatass been on
• 32:23
  Speaker 1: the peloton, well, his music was, and they're dropping it. Also,
• 32:31
  Speaker 1: we wanted to get to this story and other entertainment news.
• 32:34
  Speaker 1: Rihanna rises to the top of the list of world's
• 32:36
  Speaker 1: wealthiest musicians in the Kanye West Aftermath Rihanna. Now, Rihanna
• 32:41
  Speaker 1: is worth one point four billion dollars. One point four
• 32:45
  Speaker 1: billion dollars. Yeah, yeah, that's a lot of a lot,
• 32:49
  Speaker 1: a lot of money. She's also releasing new music this Friday,
• 32:52
  Speaker 1: and Carlo would have heard about the new stuff. Who
• 32:55
  Speaker 1: chash She's bad, He's bad. I told my daughter Tasha,
• 32:59
  Speaker 1: she Rihanna, She's screamed. So those teenagers they love Rihanna.
• 33:04
  Speaker 1: She is bad? Ye did he love it? Blah blah blah.
• 33:11
  Speaker 1: Her new single list call Lift Me Up, and it
• 33:14
  Speaker 1: is coming from the upcoming sequel of Black Panther Wakanda Forever. Yes, yes,
• 33:21
  Speaker 1: re Re has not dropped a single in Forever, Yeah
• 33:26
  Speaker 1: and Forever. So tomorrow, tomorrow we play it. We will
• 33:33
  Speaker 1: play it right here on the Steve Arbie Mornings. Y'all.
• 33:35
  Speaker 1: Thank you Rihanna hooking. I wouldn't be surprised if a
• 33:40
  Speaker 1: didas give her call real and finally an entertainment news guys.
• 33:47
  Speaker 1: Tampa Bay Buccaneers quarterback Tom Brady has a choice. His wife, Giselle,
• 33:52
  Speaker 1: told Tom either he leaves football to spend time with
• 33:55
  Speaker 1: his family or she is gone for good. Tom and
• 34:00
  Speaker 1: this this, this is the last one, singles. Hey, they
• 34:05
  Speaker 1: ain't playing one for damn no way because his family.
• 34:10
  Speaker 1: That's why it took the two weeks off. Damn Tampa Bay.
• 34:13
  Speaker 1: I'm going to the crib. I'm going to the crib
• 34:16
  Speaker 1: getting my family back. Man. He'd already through his helm
• 34:19
  Speaker 1: at the last time they lost it. Say I gave
• 34:21
  Speaker 1: him my family for this. Yeah. According to US Weekly,
• 34:26
  Speaker 1: Jizelle is worried about his health. She doesn't want him
• 34:29
  Speaker 1: to continue to get injured and not to be able
• 34:31
  Speaker 1: to enjoy life in the future. She's doing this for
• 34:35
  Speaker 1: her family. She's trying to keep the family together. You know,
• 34:38
  Speaker 1: you need to get an Xbox or some PlayStation and
• 34:40
  Speaker 1: play on that. Do that, play yourself otation that's right,
• 34:45
  Speaker 1: you go. You cleared that up. I misunderstood that for
• 34:50
  Speaker 1: a second. Thank you ja play yourself on PlayStation? Okay,
• 34:57
  Speaker 1: got scared. I got scared for five controversial Junior can't
• 35:06
  Speaker 1: My life in full of the young Man video games.
• 35:11
  Speaker 1: But you know if I was Tom, I would would
• 35:13
  Speaker 1: I would look, man, I mean, look, the season is
• 35:16
  Speaker 1: not going well. You're not gonna salvage you. That's why
• 35:19
  Speaker 1: you had to take the two weeks off to try
• 35:21
  Speaker 1: to salvage your family. Then because you told him you
• 35:23
  Speaker 1: was gonna spend time with him, then you up and
• 35:24
  Speaker 1: went back to your training. Can't right? You know these families, man, go, hey,
• 35:28
  Speaker 1: we got our dad back, or he's gonna be going
• 35:30
  Speaker 1: to school with us and not. But I understand the
• 35:33
  Speaker 1: competitive juice and all like that. But bro, she didn't
• 35:36
  Speaker 1: give your choice now, man, so what would love to prove?
• 35:41
  Speaker 1: We got where you're helmet around the house? Where all
• 35:47
  Speaker 1: around the house? Coming up? In twenty minutes after the hour,
• 35:53
  Speaker 1: Will Smith visits the Lakers and talk to the team
• 35:57
  Speaker 1: about togetherness and gratitude. Wow, talk about that right after
• 36:01
  Speaker 1: this you're listening to show. Well. The other day Will
• 36:06
  Speaker 1: Smith stopped by and hung out with the LA Lakers,
• 36:09
  Speaker 1: and he wanted to talk to the team about staying
• 36:12
  Speaker 1: strong in the face of adversity as the team tries
• 36:15
  Speaker 1: to salvage its season after dropping its first three games.
• 36:19
  Speaker 1: Will want it to instill in the Lakers that, no
• 36:22
  Speaker 1: matter how grim things look, the only way to overcome
• 36:26
  Speaker 1: them is by sticking together and appreciating the struggle. We
• 36:31
  Speaker 1: all know that. Of course, Will has been experiencing constant
• 36:34
  Speaker 1: scrutiny after he slaps Chris Rock at this year's Oscars.
• 36:39
  Speaker 1: Even though Will eventually apologize to Chris, he has been
• 36:43
  Speaker 1: doing damage control ever since to repair his public image.
• 36:47
  Speaker 1: Lakers owner Jeanie Buss and general manager Rob Polinka and
• 36:51
  Speaker 1: the team present it Will with the number fourteen Lakers jersey.
• 36:55
  Speaker 1: So do you think Will's talk helped? And what is
• 36:59
  Speaker 1: up with the Lakers? Got to be? Huh, yeah, yeah,
• 37:07
  Speaker 1: they did all of that. So what do you guys
• 37:08
  Speaker 1: think right now? If that's yeah, I do want to
• 37:16
  Speaker 1: know what the Lakers? What are they doing? Where was
• 37:19
  Speaker 1: that talk at the Oscars? Why what I'm talking to?
• 37:24
  Speaker 1: I don't know? So is this Laker table talk that
• 37:30
  Speaker 1: I'm telling you he wanted to? He said he wanted
• 37:33
  Speaker 1: to instill in the Lakers that, no matter how grim
• 37:35
  Speaker 1: things look, the only way to overcome them is by
• 37:38
  Speaker 1: sticking together and appreciate this stage. I mean, he knows
• 37:46
  Speaker 1: something about that he's been going through since the Oscars,
• 37:49
  Speaker 1: you know, so you know something about things looking you know, horrible,
• 37:54
  Speaker 1: and think that that Oscar slap was due probably the
• 37:59
  Speaker 1: biggest public fiasco that we all has had to him
• 38:02
  Speaker 1: do in his career. Definitely. You know, I've had many
• 38:13
  Speaker 1: many So what would you say to the Lakers? Then? Okay, well, yeah,
• 38:19
  Speaker 1: because you would you be gonna talk to the Laker
• 38:30
  Speaker 1: First of all, give it all to guard and I
• 38:33
  Speaker 1: pastor friends, family members. I appreciate y'all having me in
• 38:40
  Speaker 1: here today. And uh, I'm in here called you you're
• 38:44
  Speaker 1: and three you ain't one of damn game. And I
• 38:49
  Speaker 1: know it's not gonna continue this way because you got
• 38:52
  Speaker 1: the greatest basketball player on the planet in purple and gold.
• 38:57
  Speaker 1: M Uh. With that being said, y'all got to get off.
• 39:03
  Speaker 1: Y'all answer to start post of please, I don't know
• 39:07
  Speaker 1: what y'all really need to feel. Jackson back in here,
• 39:10
  Speaker 1: put a triangle offense in and something like that like yeah,
• 39:13
  Speaker 1: and you need to get a risk risk, book the
• 39:15
  Speaker 1: ball and get out to wait point guard let him
• 39:19
  Speaker 1: take that ball to the rack. Put you we gotta go.
• 39:23
  Speaker 1: Coming up next, we'll check Steve's voicemail at eight seven
• 39:26
  Speaker 1: seven twenty nine Steve. Right after this, you're listening Steve
• 39:32
  Speaker 1: Morning Show. It is time now to check Steve's voicemail.
• 39:37
  Speaker 1: And if you would like to leave a message for Steve,
• 39:39
  Speaker 1: all you have to do is called eight seven seven
• 39:41
  Speaker 1: twenty nine Steve. That's eight seven seven twenty nine Steve,
• 39:44
  Speaker 1: and we might play your message on the air. You
• 39:46
  Speaker 1: never know. This one's from Queta Steve in Tallahassee. Good morning.
• 39:51
  Speaker 1: My name is Queta. I am calling from Tallahassee, Florida. UM.
• 39:54
  Speaker 1: This morning on the show, Shirley was telling you all
• 39:57
  Speaker 1: about the guy on Grief from Chicago that basically told
• 40:01
  Speaker 1: CD too, you know, layout the short jokes. And just
• 40:04
  Speaker 1: for the record, I'm also what we call vertically challenge.
• 40:08
  Speaker 1: I'm five one. If there's nothing wrong with be a
• 40:10
  Speaker 1: vertically challenge. Sometimes you guys need up at the grocery
• 40:13
  Speaker 1: store when you need those you know things on the
• 40:16
  Speaker 1: bottom row. You can't bend down. See you're getting old.
• 40:19
  Speaker 1: All you gotta do is X time when to help you.
• 40:21
  Speaker 1: You guys have a great day. I love listening to
• 40:24
  Speaker 1: you guys. Bye bye, well hustle name queen. First of all, queen,
• 40:29
  Speaker 1: I have no problem with short women, not at Oh.
• 40:34
  Speaker 1: I know some fun fine things that shout. I ain't
• 40:37
  Speaker 1: got no problem with short women. It shout men shout me.
• 40:43
  Speaker 1: I have trouble with it. And I am getting old.
• 40:46
  Speaker 1: But I can still reach the bottom shelf because I
• 40:49
  Speaker 1: can still touch my toes, my knees locked. I'm okay.
• 40:53
  Speaker 1: I try to stay physically active. That's not a problem
• 40:56
  Speaker 1: for me. And I have money. I can pay a
• 40:59
  Speaker 1: short person to walk around and get your stuff on
• 41:02
  Speaker 1: I want to. That's not a problem for me. So
• 41:06
  Speaker 1: the problem ain't short women. Queening. Please don't get me wrong,
• 41:09
  Speaker 1: because I bet you just all that in the bag
• 41:11
  Speaker 1: of chips. Girls. But you shouting me and grease, let
• 41:18
  Speaker 1: me grease alone. People like that, I had answer whatever
• 41:23
  Speaker 1: I want to. You know, it's like this right here,
• 41:26
  Speaker 1: if you like, if you look at Tommy on the
• 41:28
  Speaker 1: zoom right now, you ever noticed why Tommy only show
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  Speaker 1: you his head why you're talking about because he looked normal?
• 41:40
  Speaker 1: All right, go ahead, smooth. The poet from Charlotte Hasty.
• 41:48
  Speaker 1: My name is smooth the poet. I'm out of Charlotte.
• 41:51
  Speaker 1: I'm a big fan of the morning show, but I'm
• 41:55
  Speaker 1: also a big fan of your tipcom. I grew up
• 41:57
  Speaker 1: on your sitcom thirty five now listening to your show
• 42:01
  Speaker 1: and I see that you really dig on music. So
• 42:03
  Speaker 1: I got two folk questions. One, can we get like
• 42:07
  Speaker 1: a sit cover union? Were all the cast still a
• 42:10
  Speaker 1: live restus piece? Samella Santana? That was a kind of dope.
• 42:13
  Speaker 1: And Two, because you're real big on music, we're gonna
• 42:16
  Speaker 1: ever get a musical album from Steve Harvey. I think
• 42:18
  Speaker 1: that would be great. I don't know, just let me know.
• 42:20
  Speaker 1: They'd be kind of cool. Piece of love to the
• 42:22
  Speaker 1: whole crew. Tommy, I want you to get well sooner,
• 42:25
  Speaker 1: Fati to get well. Yeah. Well, I want to say
• 42:28
  Speaker 1: a couple of things. Thank you for you wonderful message
• 42:30
  Speaker 1: and everything, and I take all that in consideration. No,
• 42:33
  Speaker 1: I won't be doing a music album any time, but
• 42:35
  Speaker 1: I do have a question for you, Hies. Your answers
• 42:38
  Speaker 1: into poetry with all that slurry as speech, That's what
• 42:42
  Speaker 1: I'm trying to pick out. I didn't know if it
• 42:44
  Speaker 1: was really if you had been drinking. I just can
• 42:48
  Speaker 1: weren't that, Steve. If you can then get on the
• 42:51
  Speaker 1: music then and the one that can do that there
• 42:58
  Speaker 1: and come and get that. Don't want to see take
• 43:03
  Speaker 1: care of Timmy. I didn't say that. I'm shot of me.
• 43:14
  Speaker 1: Kenneth from lebron Great morning, y'all, best morning show I've
• 43:19
  Speaker 1: ever heard in my existence. Um. I appreciate you and
• 43:24
  Speaker 1: UH still blessed to be able to call you uncle Steve,
• 43:26
  Speaker 1: since I was able to see you in the Apollo
• 43:28
  Speaker 1: about nineteen ninety eight, I was about eleven in Man
• 43:33
  Speaker 1: thirty four. Now birthday coming up on, Um. I want
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  Speaker 1: to wish you a happy related and the whole crew
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  Speaker 1: Sherley Strawberry nephew Timmy to everybody understand, love y'all, peace
• 43:46
  Speaker 1: and blessings again, and I'll continue your good work. I
• 43:49
  Speaker 1: will be listening missus Kenneth from the Bronx, New York
• 43:52
  Speaker 1: at the moment, trying to get my life in order
• 43:55
  Speaker 1: later y'all. Yeah, down, stay with it, man, and happy
• 44:00
  Speaker 1: belated birthday Man. And you are in the process of
• 44:03
  Speaker 1: getting your life in order. It's all in the works
• 44:05
  Speaker 1: right now. Everything you ask God for is on the way. Man,
• 44:08
  Speaker 1: keep the faith. Man, never give up. We are the
• 44:11
  Speaker 1: baddest morning showing the well and to the poet lady
• 44:14
  Speaker 1: pitciphone to talk about the phone call coming up next.
• 44:20
  Speaker 1: You're listening to show coming up at the top of
• 44:26
  Speaker 1: the hour right about four minutes after. It's my Strawberry
• 44:29
  Speaker 1: letter for today and the subject is I married a groupie.
• 44:33
  Speaker 1: We'll get into that, but right now it is time
• 44:36
  Speaker 1: for today's prank phone call with the nephew. What you
• 44:38
  Speaker 1: got now, I'm gonna give you the prank in the
• 44:41
  Speaker 1: second start. I just wanted you know from the last
• 44:43
  Speaker 1: break that we had the people that called in on
• 44:46
  Speaker 1: Steve's voice. Man, I want the record to reflect. Listen,
• 44:48
  Speaker 1: I am five, ten and a half. Okay, let's get
• 44:51
  Speaker 1: this on the steward out there and a half the
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  Speaker 1: doctor said the doctor. Now, I don't even go to
• 44:58
  Speaker 1: the doctor no moment. I am five. You had to
• 45:01
  Speaker 1: get opinion, yeah, yeah, you always get to get a
• 45:05
  Speaker 1: second and third opinion call. Okay, five and a half.
• 45:08
  Speaker 1: How can you get another opinion on with a measuring tape? Right?
• 45:13
  Speaker 1: It is what it is. You just say that it's
• 45:18
  Speaker 1: not the doctor, Tommy. Something happened, Shirley. I used to
• 45:23
  Speaker 1: be five ten and a half. Now I don't know
• 45:25
  Speaker 1: what the hell happened, but I'm fire. You know you're shrinking.
• 45:30
  Speaker 1: I believe whatever. I believe many an operation on your throat.
• 45:35
  Speaker 1: You lost an inch, You took an inch and throat
• 45:40
  Speaker 1: and meet out. Now you're down. You just stop and
• 45:47
  Speaker 1: now no time because that operations. You can't even turn
• 45:51
  Speaker 1: the next no more. Yes I can. Well you got
• 45:54
  Speaker 1: on the T shirt. Now look how high that is?
• 45:57
  Speaker 1: So cruel, so cruel. I'm just help you joke your
• 46:00
  Speaker 1: way through what you said. Throw me? But what is
• 46:07
  Speaker 1: throat me? That's how his head is now closer to
• 46:10
  Speaker 1: his shoulders. So yeah, man, look you the title is
• 46:20
  Speaker 1: your trash thinks. Your trash thinks. Next week, I have
• 46:25
  Speaker 1: one called throat me. But this right here, I don't
• 46:33
  Speaker 1: know how to work it in, but I'll make it work.
• 46:36
  Speaker 1: I mean, right here, this is your trash things. Let's
• 46:38
  Speaker 1: go catch Hello. Hello, Hey, I'm trying to I'm trying
• 46:43
  Speaker 1: to read swerve. Yeah, this is how you doing, man,
• 46:47
  Speaker 1: I'm on it. I'm one of your neighbors, but I'm
• 46:49
  Speaker 1: one street over from you. You over the off Yeah
• 46:55
  Speaker 1: that's right, A little bit this rico, man, how you doing.
• 46:58
  Speaker 1: I'm one of your neighbors on the next street over.
• 47:00
  Speaker 1: How are you doing? Okay, I'm doing, but how you
• 47:02
  Speaker 1: how you getting my Another one of the neighbors on
• 47:05
  Speaker 1: your block gave me the number. Man. We was we
• 47:06
  Speaker 1: were having a little situation. Wanted to reach out to you. Uh,
• 47:10
  Speaker 1: some stuff going on here in the neighborhood, man, and
• 47:12
  Speaker 1: wanted to try to make you aware of it. Well,
• 47:14
  Speaker 1: what what's going on? Huh uh? It seemed like, um, well,
• 47:18
  Speaker 1: you know the trash man run on on Tuesday, okay
• 47:21
  Speaker 1: and Saturday right now. The problem is that that that
• 47:26
  Speaker 1: that a lot of people, I guess since the holiday
• 47:28
  Speaker 1: just passed, you know a lot of people got their
• 47:30
  Speaker 1: stuff out on the on the curve already right right now.
• 47:35
  Speaker 1: The problem is that that that they're saying, man, is
• 47:38
  Speaker 1: that yo, yo, trash is actually really really fouled. It's
• 47:42
  Speaker 1: smelling and smelling pretty bad. And we wanted to call you,
• 47:45
  Speaker 1: man and see if you do not hold on hold on.
• 47:48
  Speaker 1: You say you calling me because you smell my trash? Well, yeah,
• 47:52
  Speaker 1: they say, yours is the one that's really speaking. Man.
• 47:55
  Speaker 1: If you could actually maybe put it in put it
• 47:57
  Speaker 1: back in the in the in the garage until tuesday,
• 47:59
  Speaker 1: you know, put trash and no garvage. That's why I
• 48:03
  Speaker 1: put it outside. I didn't have enough room in a garage. Okay,
• 48:06
  Speaker 1: what see? And who is everybody saying my trash sank?
• 48:09
  Speaker 1: Hey listen, I'm saying I'm not taking you know what
• 48:13
  Speaker 1: I want to tell you. If everybody in the hood
• 48:16
  Speaker 1: got a file with my trash, thank you tell another contact? Okay,
• 48:20
  Speaker 1: what what? What? What? We we we've discussed that too.
• 48:22
  Speaker 1: Well listen, listen, we don't want no trouble. Man. If
• 48:24
  Speaker 1: we could just get you to put your trays back
• 48:26
  Speaker 1: and I'm not moving chads, I paid rent over here,
• 48:30
  Speaker 1: my brother. Hey, we're not gonna go back, and I'm
• 48:33
  Speaker 1: not gonna go back. Don't give what you gonna do.
• 48:35
  Speaker 1: I'm telling you where I paid rent that. Don't tell
• 48:37
  Speaker 1: me to just over here. Okay, Well listen, man, aren't
• 48:40
  Speaker 1: you concerned that your trans is thinking and reading through
• 48:43
  Speaker 1: the whole neighborhood. I don't give a damn who smell
• 48:46
  Speaker 1: my chances they got a problem with it, telling them
• 48:48
  Speaker 1: come take it out? Still the end, it's saying out there, okay,
• 48:51
  Speaker 1: whether that's the problem, The problem is that you took
• 48:53
  Speaker 1: it out, and you took it out too early. You
• 48:55
  Speaker 1: shouldn't have put listen out till tuesday morning. And now
• 48:58
  Speaker 1: who who on this side? If I put it out there,
• 49:02
  Speaker 1: it's saying out yesterday, come get it. I'm not gonna
• 49:04
  Speaker 1: go back and forth with you, Mankaven, Damn what you're
• 49:07
  Speaker 1: gonna do? You ain't gonna call me telling me take
• 49:09
  Speaker 1: my fans, y'all? I pay rent over here? Okay? How
• 49:13
  Speaker 1: if everybody's smelling my tras out of everybody on the street,
• 49:17
  Speaker 1: I don't know from my understanding, it's just a couple
• 49:19
  Speaker 1: of holes in it and some food or something else
• 49:22
  Speaker 1: that got out. I don't know if one of the
• 49:23
  Speaker 1: roads or dog got into what the case may be.
• 49:26
  Speaker 1: But you know, we need to try to get your
• 49:28
  Speaker 1: trash in the backyard. My trash ain't going no down. Well,
• 49:32
  Speaker 1: and how come you the one you focusing this? How
• 49:36
  Speaker 1: come our next navor? I ain't called. How come you
• 49:38
  Speaker 1: around the corner and you called? Who put you up
• 49:40
  Speaker 1: to this? Boy? Everybody's smelling it. I was just fortunate
• 49:43
  Speaker 1: enough to get your phone number. I said, well, look,
• 49:45
  Speaker 1: I just gonna call it myself. I tell you this,
• 49:48
  Speaker 1: you and you my phone. N I'm thinking that sea there.
• 49:52
  Speaker 1: It ain't going to nowhere left. Okay, what listen, litten, swerve,
• 49:56
  Speaker 1: just what we decide on the case we got to
• 49:58
  Speaker 1: this situation with you, I tell that I just come
• 50:01
  Speaker 1: over there and put the trash in your backyard and
• 50:03
  Speaker 1: give tuesday morning and Tuesday morning, I'll come back over
• 50:06
  Speaker 1: there and take it out that way. All the smell
• 50:08
  Speaker 1: of being in your backyard and you say you gonna
• 50:12
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna come over there and put the trash in
• 50:14
  Speaker 1: your backyard, so to so the smell that fucking I mean,
• 50:18
  Speaker 1: that's that. Let me say, let me take it this.
• 50:20
  Speaker 1: If you come over here, you might well called posies.
• 50:23
  Speaker 1: That's who you gonna need. You come over here, bring
• 50:25
  Speaker 1: all of them. They had a father saying my trash,
• 50:28
  Speaker 1: to come over here and take it out. Man. You
• 50:31
  Speaker 1: I mean you, you're trying. You're trying to You're trying
• 50:33
  Speaker 1: to act like it don't smell. Man, I don't give them.
• 50:35
  Speaker 1: If this, man, I'll tell you what I do, I'll
• 50:37
  Speaker 1: go out of fool floo. So when that when that
• 50:39
  Speaker 1: when they helped you out of look here, okay, but
• 50:42
  Speaker 1: see that's not what the people in the neighborhood. Want
• 50:44
  Speaker 1: we want you to give a damn what take walk?
• 50:47
  Speaker 1: I'm telling you what I'm gonna do, and how to
• 50:49
  Speaker 1: did you get my phone over any down? I'd already
• 50:52
  Speaker 1: told you, man, I got your number for one of
• 50:54
  Speaker 1: the neighbors on your street that said they don't want
• 50:56
  Speaker 1: to get should have left me? Which one? Listen? Listen, listen, Sweve,
• 51:02
  Speaker 1: won't you get to the meet of the problem. The
• 51:04
  Speaker 1: problem is your trash think don't how is my chand
• 51:07
  Speaker 1: how the hell y'all pip point my saying how everybody
• 51:10
  Speaker 1: else trads on the block? And hw the hell you smell? Man?
• 51:13
  Speaker 1: I don't know, man, I don't know what of it.
• 51:15
  Speaker 1: I don't know if you're trans busted open or what
• 51:17
  Speaker 1: the deal is. But everybody's saying. Everybody's saying it swerve trash,
• 51:21
  Speaker 1: that's that stink. That's too But plans needs to be
• 51:24
  Speaker 1: going through time and see what I think. It's back
• 51:27
  Speaker 1: Chad out there and it's gonna say out there I
• 51:29
  Speaker 1: said it ain't come get it and you ain't coming
• 51:31
  Speaker 1: over there. Okay, now let's see that's where you run
• 51:34
  Speaker 1: swam out. I ain't robing over there. I'm coming over
• 51:36
  Speaker 1: there and I'm gonna take that trans and put it
• 51:37
  Speaker 1: in the backyard to too. Now, if you're gonna try
• 51:39
  Speaker 1: to get in my way, whatever, but I got to
• 51:42
  Speaker 1: come on get the sands, and if I tell you what,
• 51:44
  Speaker 1: bring y'all over here right now, I'll put on my shot.
• 51:46
  Speaker 1: I'm standing on the point right now. Bring out the car.
• 51:49
  Speaker 1: Come on, Rico over whatever you reco I Rico on
• 51:52
  Speaker 1: one street over and I'm smelling your man trash. Take
• 51:56
  Speaker 1: your trash out my make smell. But you ain't saying
• 52:00
  Speaker 1: come to take it out and set you that. Hey, listen, sword,
• 52:03
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna say this word. I called him back name?
• 52:06
  Speaker 1: Excuse me? T calling like that? Who in the hell
• 52:08
  Speaker 1: told you called me? Swerved? Called me that? Okay? What
• 52:13
  Speaker 1: that's what they call you? What's wrong? Me called what's wrong?
• 52:15
  Speaker 1: Me called you? You donna call me that name? Now
• 52:18
  Speaker 1: you saying my chance thing? Come over here and take
• 52:20
  Speaker 1: the chance out. Hey, man, I ain't I ain't nobody
• 52:23
  Speaker 1: sitting the scatter you swend I'm trying to get. I
• 52:25
  Speaker 1: had to get the name. Didn't not just say you
• 52:26
  Speaker 1: top part of my name and swear? Come over here.
• 52:29
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna show you what I'm gonna do. Okay, way
• 52:32
  Speaker 1: then it is what it is. Bottom line, I'm on
• 52:34
  Speaker 1: my way over at the moon that damn trash come up,
• 52:36
  Speaker 1: Come over here, come over here moving. I'm on the
• 52:38
  Speaker 1: fort right, naw, come on over and meet me out
• 52:40
  Speaker 1: about to nask Thank you trash you got I'm standing
• 52:43
  Speaker 1: right and doing naw. Okay, Well, I tell you what
• 52:46
  Speaker 1: I'm on my way. Nah, and guess what I'm gonna
• 52:49
  Speaker 1: do when I get over that. You ain't gonna do
• 52:51
  Speaker 1: what you're gonna do. I'm gonna tell you my damn
• 52:54
  Speaker 1: name when I get over that. My name is Nip.
• 52:56
  Speaker 1: You tire me from the Steve Harvey Morning Show. You
• 52:59
  Speaker 1: just got rank by your cousin R. Reese. Oh thank
• 53:04
  Speaker 1: you so out of here? Hey man, I gotta ask
• 53:13
  Speaker 1: you somef dog, what is what is the baddest and
• 53:15
  Speaker 1: I mean the baddest radio show in the land? All right,
• 53:25
  Speaker 1: Joe Nephew, tell me you did by ten and a half.
• 53:32
  Speaker 1: I stood up on that prank, doesn't it? Can't wait
• 53:35
  Speaker 1: for throat me coming up next Strawberry Letters, subject I
• 53:43
  Speaker 1: married a groupie. I married a groupie. We'll find out
• 53:46
  Speaker 1: what that's all about. Getting to that right after this
• 53:49
  Speaker 1: you're listening to morning show. It is time now for
• 53:54
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• 54:19
  Speaker 1: for you here. It is Strawberry Letter subject. I'm married
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  Speaker 1: a groupie. Dear Stephen Shirley. I'm a twenty nine year
• 54:26
  Speaker 1: old married makeup artist and my husband is a handsome businessman.
• 54:31
  Speaker 1: We got married a month ago, and I was hesitant
• 54:34
  Speaker 1: because I saw signs of him being a groupie. Groupie
• 54:37
  Speaker 1: may not be the right word, but he is intrigued
• 54:40
  Speaker 1: by celebrities. When we watch TV, he talks like a
• 54:44
  Speaker 1: woman would, saying stuff about the actress's hair and outfit.
• 54:48
  Speaker 1: Here's why I can't understand my husband. We are planning
• 54:51
  Speaker 1: a trip to LA and he's been calling his cousin,
• 54:54
  Speaker 1: who's a publicist in LA to find out what clubs
• 54:57
  Speaker 1: are popping and which restaurant will have this celebrities in it.
• 55:01
  Speaker 1: I think it is okay to want to get the
• 55:03
  Speaker 1: LA experience, but that's not for him to set up.
• 55:07
  Speaker 1: That's my job. He jokes that if he runs into
• 55:09
  Speaker 1: one of his Hollywood girlfriends like Truci Caruci, Tran or Sierra,
• 55:14
  Speaker 1: he will leave me standing on the street. I have
• 55:17
  Speaker 1: the best sense of humor, but this isn't funny to me.
• 55:20
  Speaker 1: If I said that about Michael B. Jordan, he would
• 55:23
  Speaker 1: be very upset. The other night, we were having dinner
• 55:26
  Speaker 1: and lots of drinks. He opened up and admitted that
• 55:29
  Speaker 1: he fantasizes about various black actresses while we're intimate. I
• 55:33
  Speaker 1: went as low as I could and I admitted that
• 55:36
  Speaker 1: I slept with the famous comedian three years before we
• 55:40
  Speaker 1: got married. Shocked, he asked if I was joking and
• 55:45
  Speaker 1: I said no. He got up from the table and
• 55:49
  Speaker 1: left me sitting there. I drove so he had to
• 55:52
  Speaker 1: call an uber. It's been an ongoing argument since that
• 55:56
  Speaker 1: night because he can't believe I slept with a celebrity
• 55:59
  Speaker 1: and never told him. I told him it was sex
• 56:02
  Speaker 1: with a normal man, but he just happened to be famous.
• 56:06
  Speaker 1: That made it worse? Did it hurt his ego more
• 56:09
  Speaker 1: because I had sex with a celebrity? Please help? Okay, really, really,
• 56:15
  Speaker 1: this is crazy. Your problem may have started about celebrities,
• 56:19
  Speaker 1: but you rule are just trying to hurt each other now,
• 56:21
  Speaker 1: it seems. And if you keep that up, your marriage
• 56:23
  Speaker 1: is going to be in trouble. It's too soon for
• 56:25
  Speaker 1: all of that. It's only been a month. This is
• 56:28
  Speaker 1: really petty stuff. You're fighting over celebrities, okay. And rule
• 56:33
  Speaker 1: number one in case you don't know, is don't try
• 56:36
  Speaker 1: to get back at your man by telling him you
• 56:39
  Speaker 1: slept with someone famous or not. But I don't know.
• 56:43
  Speaker 1: It seems like since he's so into celebrities, it may
• 56:46
  Speaker 1: have been okay if you had told him he was famous.
• 56:49
  Speaker 1: I don't know. But they're not able to get past
• 56:53
  Speaker 1: when you tell them you slept with someone, okay, especially
• 56:56
  Speaker 1: if you slept with a lot of people and all
• 56:58
  Speaker 1: of that. So just you know, word to the wise,
• 57:00
  Speaker 1: don't do that anymore. It doesn't matter if it was
• 57:02
  Speaker 1: three years or thirty years ago. That's just not what
• 57:05
  Speaker 1: you say. And yes, since you asked, you did hurt
• 57:08
  Speaker 1: his zeco, but I know you were hurt too about
• 57:10
  Speaker 1: his fan boying out over all of his celebrity crushes Caruci,
• 57:15
  Speaker 1: Tran and Sierra. He said he would leave you standing
• 57:19
  Speaker 1: on the street if he saw them. Ouch. That does hurt,
• 57:22
  Speaker 1: So you hit him back hard with your sleeping with
• 57:24
  Speaker 1: the celebrity thing. The problem is is that you guys again,
• 57:28
  Speaker 1: are just fighting over petty stuff. These things are not
• 57:31
  Speaker 1: worth losing your marriage over. He's into celebrities. You're not
• 57:34
  Speaker 1: that into celebrities. That's the whole problem in your marriage. Celebrities.
• 57:39
  Speaker 1: I mean, you know, you guys can still go to
• 57:42
  Speaker 1: La have a great time. There's plenty of stuff to
• 57:45
  Speaker 1: see there besides celebrities, but that is the LA experience.
• 57:49
  Speaker 1: If you've never been before, you do want to go
• 57:51
  Speaker 1: where the celebrities go and hang out where they go.
• 57:55
  Speaker 1: You know, Sierra, by the way, is in Denver with
• 57:58
  Speaker 1: her husband Russell Wilson, So you know, I don't see
• 58:01
  Speaker 1: this as a major problem, but I see it growing
• 58:04
  Speaker 1: into a bigger problem if you guys don't nip it
• 58:07
  Speaker 1: in the bud right now, Steve, this led us so stupid. Yeah,
• 58:17
  Speaker 1: the letter really is her husband though, the problem is him,
• 58:21
  Speaker 1: this twenty nine year old married makeup artist, and you say,
• 58:25
  Speaker 1: your husband's a handsome business man. They've been married a
• 58:29
  Speaker 1: month ago, and she said she was hesitant because she
• 58:34
  Speaker 1: saw signs that he was a groupie, because he's intrigued
• 58:38
  Speaker 1: by celebrities. Now, this is a tale tale. When we
• 58:42
  Speaker 1: watch TV, he talks like a woman who was saying
• 58:44
  Speaker 1: stuff about the actor's hand outfit. Oh, that is called
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  Speaker 1: a glitch. That's what's called a glitch in a man.
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  Speaker 1: When you, as a woman, say he talks like a
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  Speaker 1: womanwood saying stuff about actress hand outfit, then that's a glitch.
• 59:05
  Speaker 1: And then she goes on to say, here's why I
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  Speaker 1: can't understand my husband. Y'all planner trip to LA. He's
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  Speaker 1: been calling his cousin, who's a publicist in La, to
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  Speaker 1: find out the club just popping, which restaurant will have
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  Speaker 1: celebrities in it. I think it's okay to want to
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  Speaker 1: go to LA, but that's not for him to set up.
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  Speaker 1: That's my job. He jokes that if he runs into
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  Speaker 1: one of his Hollywood girlfriends, like or whoever that lady
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  Speaker 1: is trying and Sierra, he gonna leave me standing in
• 59:33
  Speaker 1: the street. I can't believe he said this to his wife,
• 59:36
  Speaker 1: and it don't stop that. This is how dumb this
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  Speaker 1: dude is. I have the best sense of human but
• 59:43
  Speaker 1: this isn't funny to me. And if I said that
• 59:45
  Speaker 1: about Michael B. Jordan, he'd be upset. Other night, they
• 59:48
  Speaker 1: having dinner and had a lot of dreams. He opened
• 59:51
  Speaker 1: up admitted that he fantasizes about various black actresses while
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  Speaker 1: we're intimate. What wait a minute, he's saying at that
• 1:00:00
  Speaker 1: team to his wife, Lady, I don't even know why
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  Speaker 1: you married this guy. The signs of that you saw
• 1:00:07
  Speaker 1: early on, they must have been glaring because for him
• 1:00:10
  Speaker 1: the center being say this and now I went as
• 1:00:12
  Speaker 1: low as I could. And I admit that I slept
• 1:00:14
  Speaker 1: with a famous comedian three years ago. Now that's when
• 1:00:16
  Speaker 1: I quit listening to the letter damned in black out. Yeah,
• 1:00:20
  Speaker 1: I said, what where we're going with this hill? But
• 1:00:23
  Speaker 1: then you said three years ago, and I said, okay, cool,
• 1:00:26
  Speaker 1: can't beat me. But then it scared me though, when
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  Speaker 1: you said a famous comedian, I'm pretty sure Tommy locked
• 1:00:30
  Speaker 1: up in what was going on? Ain't gonna see We'll
• 1:00:35
  Speaker 1: have ver two of your response coming up at twenty
• 1:00:38
  Speaker 1: three minutes after the hour. Today's Strawberry Letter subject I
• 1:00:41
  Speaker 1: married a groupie. We'll get back into it right after this.
• 1:00:44
  Speaker 1: You're listening Harvey Morning Show. Come on, famous comedian. Let's
• 1:00:49
  Speaker 1: recap today's Strawberry letter. The subject is I married a groupie.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah you did, Lady. You got a man that has
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  Speaker 1: a glitch. When you're watching TV. He talks like a
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  Speaker 1: woman who was saying stuff about the actress hand out
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  Speaker 1: and then y'all playing on a trip to La. He
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  Speaker 1: got a cousin that's some public this he's been calling
• 1:01:10
  Speaker 1: him to ask with what clubs is popping and where
• 1:01:12
  Speaker 1: do the celebrities have out. Then he told you if
• 1:01:15
  Speaker 1: he ran up into one of these celebrity crushes, he'll
• 1:01:18
  Speaker 1: leave crushes. He'll leave you standing in the middle of
• 1:01:20
  Speaker 1: the street. I don't know who says this today. Wife
• 1:01:22
  Speaker 1: with this food? Did now? You said that y'all was
• 1:01:26
  Speaker 1: having drinks one time and he opened up and admitted
• 1:01:29
  Speaker 1: that he fantasizes about various black actresses while we're intimate.
• 1:01:37
  Speaker 1: I can't believe this guy right here, man, this boy's stupid.
• 1:01:44
  Speaker 1: I went as low as I could and I admitted
• 1:01:46
  Speaker 1: that I slept with a famous comedian three years before
• 1:01:49
  Speaker 1: we got married. Immediately the letter, I went into shock
• 1:01:55
  Speaker 1: because I'm thinking. She then wrote to Steve Harvey Morning Show,
• 1:01:59
  Speaker 1: what could this be about? But then she said, three
• 1:02:01
  Speaker 1: years before we got married and they only been married
• 1:02:03
  Speaker 1: a month. So the cool that released me. I'm pretty
• 1:02:05
  Speaker 1: sure Tommy locked up. But Tommy, that releases you too.
• 1:02:09
  Speaker 1: So shocked, he asked if I was joking. I said, hell, now,
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  Speaker 1: I ain't playing. I slept with him. He got up
• 1:02:19
  Speaker 1: from the table and left me sitting there. Well, he
• 1:02:21
  Speaker 1: did say. Now, he did say if he saw his
• 1:02:25
  Speaker 1: favorite female crush, he would leave you in the middle
• 1:02:28
  Speaker 1: of the street. So his coping skills is leaving. He
• 1:02:33
  Speaker 1: got off from the table, he left you sitting there.
• 1:02:35
  Speaker 1: I drove, so he had to call uber. Been an
• 1:02:39
  Speaker 1: own argument, on going argument since that night. He can't
• 1:02:43
  Speaker 1: believe I slept with the celebrity and never told him.
• 1:02:47
  Speaker 1: I told him it was sex with the normal man.
• 1:02:52
  Speaker 1: But he just happened to be famous, that's all. It
• 1:02:56
  Speaker 1: was just sex with a normal man. He just happened
• 1:02:58
  Speaker 1: to be famous. That made it worse? Did it hurt
• 1:03:03
  Speaker 1: his ego more? Because I had sex with a celebrity,
• 1:03:06
  Speaker 1: please help it hurt his ego because he's stupid. See,
• 1:03:14
  Speaker 1: he wants to tell you about his fantasize or what
• 1:03:17
  Speaker 1: other women. While y'all intimate. He tells you if he
• 1:03:20
  Speaker 1: see a certain woman in the street, he'll run to her,
• 1:03:23
  Speaker 1: leave you standing there. But the moment you open up
• 1:03:26
  Speaker 1: and you're honest, a boy, something you did. You crushed him.
• 1:03:30
  Speaker 1: And the reason you crushed him is because he knows
• 1:03:34
  Speaker 1: he will never be a celebt. So now in his mind,
• 1:03:41
  Speaker 1: his stupid ass, because that's what he wants. He now
• 1:03:45
  Speaker 1: know that's what you want. His was a fantasy, yours
• 1:03:51
  Speaker 1: was reality. Oh that's a cold slap in the face. Oh,
• 1:03:57
  Speaker 1: when you're thinking about who you can sleep with your
• 1:03:59
  Speaker 1: wife around, tell you who she done slept with? Whoa
• 1:04:02
  Speaker 1: thinking in doing this? Two different things. The letter actually
• 1:04:06
  Speaker 1: turned out to be good. I have no answer for
• 1:04:08
  Speaker 1: you in this letter because I really don't care. I
• 1:04:10
  Speaker 1: don't because he has everything that's coming his way. All
• 1:04:15
  Speaker 1: this is getting up walking from the table, threatened to
• 1:04:17
  Speaker 1: leave you in the middle of the street if he
• 1:04:18
  Speaker 1: met sire, and all this here. Hey, man, dog, you
• 1:04:21
  Speaker 1: now you got to deal with everything. You did. And
• 1:04:24
  Speaker 1: the reason you wrote this letter is because you've been
• 1:04:27
  Speaker 1: annoyed and upset with him so many times. Now he upset.
• 1:04:31
  Speaker 1: He got what he got coming. He deserved right right
• 1:04:35
  Speaker 1: to be where he is because he started this. Sometimes
• 1:04:41
  Speaker 1: you have to leave a man laying in the bed
• 1:04:44
  Speaker 1: that he made one time. Sometimes you have to leave
• 1:04:50
  Speaker 1: a man laying in the bed that he may stop
• 1:04:52
  Speaker 1: trying to make the bed up. Let he in it.
• 1:04:55
  Speaker 1: You can't make a bed or while he in it.
• 1:05:00
  Speaker 1: This is an enjoyable letter. Thank you for writing me.
• 1:05:04
  Speaker 1: It's a teaching moment. It gives us a chance to
• 1:05:08
  Speaker 1: look at it and thank to ourselves. You know what,
• 1:05:12
  Speaker 1: I bet not ever do that. Yes, famous comedian, you
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  Speaker 1: know what I'm saying. This is a glorious moment. I'm
• 1:05:25
  Speaker 1: so grateful. It ain't me, Lord Emrys, thank you Lord. Yeah.
• 1:05:31
  Speaker 1: Now she had said this letter. I slept with a
• 1:05:34
  Speaker 1: famous comedian one time, who I would refuse to mention
• 1:05:38
  Speaker 1: because we owned this show. Then we wouldn't even have
• 1:05:41
  Speaker 1: read this damn letter. Would have picked another one immediately. No,
• 1:05:48
  Speaker 1: i'ld have sent this right over the Ricky smiling D. L.
• 1:05:50
  Speaker 1: Hugley and let y'all have it man, somebody sent this
• 1:05:56
  Speaker 1: letter about y'all. We took your name out, which white out.
• 1:06:01
  Speaker 1: So that's really it. I don't really have nothing else
• 1:06:03
  Speaker 1: to say about this let up. This dude is a
• 1:06:05
  Speaker 1: complete fool and idiot. And you know they've I don't
• 1:06:10
  Speaker 1: know what to tell you. It's only been married a month. Yeah,
• 1:06:14
  Speaker 1: and already this thing came over. Yeah that's that's the Yeah.
• 1:06:17
  Speaker 1: So now he's stupid. All he's gonna try to do
• 1:06:19
  Speaker 1: is top you now, but he can't because don't know,
• 1:06:23
  Speaker 1: the celebrities won't him. And again, Sierra is in Denver
• 1:06:27
  Speaker 1: with her husband, Russell Wilson. He gonna be out in
• 1:06:31
  Speaker 1: the la y'all ain't gonna be able to jail, y'all said.
• 1:06:33
  Speaker 1: He gonna be nose up against the window, having out
• 1:06:38
  Speaker 1: the car like a dog, got his head hanging out
• 1:06:40
  Speaker 1: the window. Yeah, doing all of that. Yeah. Well, I
• 1:06:47
  Speaker 1: hope they make it. It's only been a month. They're not.
• 1:06:49
  Speaker 1: It's disastrous right now. Yeah, it's over. It's too petty.
• 1:06:55
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• 1:07:00
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  Speaker 1: It did not. The world's dirtiest man died after taking
• 1:10:30
  Speaker 1: a bath and over sixty years. Um, we'll talk about
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• 1:10:43
  Speaker 1: who received global attention for his lack of bathing for
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  Speaker 1: more than sixty years and was dubbed the world's dirtiest man,
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  Speaker 1: has died at the age of ninety four and after
• 1:10:55
  Speaker 1: his first bath. His name is a long time Yeah
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  Speaker 1: he had did. His name is a Muhaji who has
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  Speaker 1: been homeless his entire life. Hasn't bathed or showered since
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  Speaker 1: around nineteen fifty five, his whole life. Yeah. He said
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  Speaker 1: he chose not to bathe because he believed soap would
• 1:11:20
  Speaker 1: make him sick. He may have been right, because just
• 1:11:24
  Speaker 1: a few months before he died, the locals finally convinced
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  Speaker 1: him to go into a bathroom and wash himself. In
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  Speaker 1: addition to his lack of bathing, he also survived on
• 1:11:34
  Speaker 1: a diet of road kill dirty water, and he even
• 1:11:37
  Speaker 1: smoked dried animal feces in a pipe. Despite this, doctor
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  Speaker 1: said he was in tiptop shape and in good health.
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  Speaker 1: What you can't smoked animals myself? You can't tip tap shape,
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  Speaker 1: and you go at a sick person. I can take
• 1:11:57
  Speaker 1: see his picture. A better funeral was closed, was cast.
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  Speaker 1: He's been featured in many publications over the years. Shut that,
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  Speaker 1: damn leg God, what is that? I know he did,
• 1:12:15
  Speaker 1: but damn god, damn leg ain't nobody got no candle?
• 1:12:28
  Speaker 1: He layed up that this is for breeze commercial about
• 1:12:31
  Speaker 1: to kill this hill. Wow. Yeah, ninety four years of old. Yeah,
• 1:12:42
  Speaker 1: very long. Can't staying here if y'all don't close. So
• 1:12:51
  Speaker 1: there wasn't no wake. It's not some nail nail. I
• 1:12:57
  Speaker 1: got a hammer in the truck. Shut. Who got some coffee?
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  Speaker 1: We need to see on this day? We need some
• 1:13:10
  Speaker 1: flex gorilla glue. Well, anyway, he'd been featured in many
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  Speaker 1: news publications over the years, and his life was even
• 1:13:21
  Speaker 1: chronicled in a twenty thirteen documentary titled The Strange Life
• 1:13:25
  Speaker 1: of a Muhaji. So you know, he was famous in
• 1:13:28
  Speaker 1: a sense, at least over there, you know, for being
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  Speaker 1: dirty his whole life. Everybody. Yeah, yeah, so what what's
• 1:13:37
  Speaker 1: so long as you guys have gone without bathing? And yeah,
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  Speaker 1: every day I'm a bathing Dave hen Man didn't hit
• 1:14:01
  Speaker 1: the being some days. Shut up. I mean, didn't you say, you, babe,
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  Speaker 1: you showered three times a day or something? Nah? Do
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  Speaker 1: he rich? But I've got no ass person, babe, and
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  Speaker 1: no three times a day. You gotta think of a
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  Speaker 1: way to get out of this condition. You ain't got
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  Speaker 1: time to be laying in no, damn bubba bath poe.
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  Speaker 1: As my ass was, I was sitting up thinking, driving around,
• 1:14:24
  Speaker 1: trying to come up with a weight, talking about some
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  Speaker 1: nine hours. You ain't never went longer than nine, damn me.
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  Speaker 1: I mean hours in before you, babe, I've no, I
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  Speaker 1: hadn't been gone four days without a baboo days, dog folk,
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  Speaker 1: I know what was you doing? Homeless? Hell you're talking
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  Speaker 1: about I'm sitting up in here like you ain't never
• 1:14:48
  Speaker 1: fell asleep on the couch and just dealt with it
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  Speaker 1: on something every nine hours. That soon as my wife
• 1:14:56
  Speaker 1: leaves down, I just go getting the bed, makes you shower.
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  Speaker 1: I ain't here I sleep without. You've been smoker, you've
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  Speaker 1: Would you rather date the hottest person in the world
• 1:17:23
  Speaker 1: but not be able to have sex with her? Or
• 1:17:25
  Speaker 1: would you rather date an ugly person that you can
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  Speaker 1: have sex with? B What did we just run around?
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  Speaker 1: Straight up? And come on? Yeah you talk? You can't
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  Speaker 1: ugly people. Been a lot of fights, Jenny, that ain't
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  Speaker 1: who you want to talk with. You can't say that.
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  Speaker 1: Say it again, Jennie, Say it again right there. Yeah
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  Speaker 1: you're gonna get it. But now what you think you're
• 1:18:06
  Speaker 1: gonna get You're about to hug you with them now
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  Speaker 1: as people in here Tommy, what you got. I'm going
• 1:18:15
  Speaker 1: person in the world. Ain't gonna be sitting up there
• 1:18:19
  Speaker 1: just fantasizing all day. All right, all right, next one?
• 1:18:25
  Speaker 1: Would you rather have no toes or no fingers? What
• 1:18:29
  Speaker 1: is this? Tommy ain't gonna be answering that question. He's
• 1:18:32
  Speaker 1: struggling with it. Why you say that, stupid? I need
• 1:18:36
  Speaker 1: my hands. I'm gonna go with hands. I need my hands.
• 1:18:38
  Speaker 1: I'm letting them feet go. Yeah, no tongue. You're gonna
• 1:18:42
  Speaker 1: be rocking off. You're gonna rock off them the feat you.
• 1:18:47
  Speaker 1: You ain't gonna be able to stay up. You're gonna
• 1:18:48
  Speaker 1: be You're gonna mess when I be weeble wobble. I'm
• 1:18:51
  Speaker 1: gonna be just fined web wobble. Yeah, you're gonna be
• 1:18:56
  Speaker 1: one of the people. Little nubs on the bottom of
• 1:18:58
  Speaker 1: your feet. You ain't got no toes, that's only thing
• 1:19:00
  Speaker 1: keeping you off. Okay, So what's your answer? See, No,
• 1:19:03
  Speaker 1: I need these fingers many Okay, So I'll take to Well,
• 1:19:10
  Speaker 1: if I take these toes, I'll still wear a ten.
• 1:19:17
  Speaker 1: I take my toes. I'm down to a ten. I
• 1:19:21
  Speaker 1: go from thirteen to a ten. I can still walk
• 1:19:23
  Speaker 1: on these ten. You take your toes off. You're gonna
• 1:19:25
  Speaker 1: be a folk had all right. Next one, you would
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  Speaker 1: you rather fingers off? You little bit hand you got?
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  Speaker 1: We're moving on when they start laugh. Would you rather
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  Speaker 1: give up your cell phone for a month or give
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  Speaker 1: up bathing for a month? No? Bath for a month? No,
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  Speaker 1: I got to give up that cell phone. You had
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  Speaker 1: a phone. The world's dirtiest man lived. He was to
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  Speaker 1: be sitting there for thirty day. I'll do it, all right.
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  Speaker 1: All right, that's today's round of which you rather thank
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  Speaker 1: you guys. I ain't even gonna be able to stay
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  Speaker 1: in my own ass than coming up in forty nine
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  Speaker 1: minutes after the hour, it's our last break of the day.
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  Speaker 1: We'll have some closing remarks from the one and only
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  Speaker 1: Steve Harvey right after this. You're listening show. All right,
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  Speaker 1: Here we are our last break of the day on
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  Speaker 1: this Thursday. It's almost the weekend, Yes it is. It's
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  Speaker 1: been a good day. Yes, crazy day. It's been crazy day. Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Taking my baby girl and my wife. It's my baby
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  Speaker 1: girl's first time voting family family thing. Yeah, that's the
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  Speaker 1: way you do it. Did your daughter go to your
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  Speaker 1: alma model? Yeah, yes, she's already and she's already gotten
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  Speaker 1: people do That was mighty white. Congratulations man, thank you sir.
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  Speaker 1: That's already got a job. She works for the school newspaper.
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  Speaker 1: Oh wow, she's really really My first job as article.
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  Speaker 1: That's crazy job, tom me. My first job was with
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  Speaker 1: the Chestnut Bird. The Chestnut Bird was the yearbook at
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  Speaker 1: Kent State. You turn in your driver's license and they
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  Speaker 1: gave you a camera and you shot pictures for the yearbook.
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  Speaker 1: That really, okay, photographer, I ain't never heard that story,
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  Speaker 1: No dog. I had six cameras because we went to
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  Speaker 1: then brought it, both of them into photography. Okay, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: that was my minor in college. Were talking about. I
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  Speaker 1: had to drop out because it was too expensive because
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  Speaker 1: you know, back then, you had to buy the camera,
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  Speaker 1: you had to buy rolls of film, Then you had
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  Speaker 1: to buy paper, Then you had to rent the dark room,
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  Speaker 1: you had to have stopped fix and developer. You had
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  Speaker 1: to pay for all the chemicals and all I can
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  Speaker 1: and I couldn't afford the paper. So then I got
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  Speaker 1: caught stealing the pavement. And because I didn't have it,
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  Speaker 1: I was at an all white and I didn't have that.
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  Speaker 1: I took fencing. I was wanted to remember that. I
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  Speaker 1: remember I took fencing. I was one of the top
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  Speaker 1: defences there. Yeah, we didn't take No. Dog stole uniform too,
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  Speaker 1: and the dude busting me because he had put a
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  Speaker 1: little carving in this stuff. I don't know. I thought
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  Speaker 1: i'd get away with that. I stole his uniform, hilm,
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  Speaker 1: and then Form came right back in classes stabbed him
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  Speaker 1: with him. Yeah, man, but dog, for real, man, I
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  Speaker 1: could I could have been in fencing for real. I
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  Speaker 1: was really really good at him. I was on orthodox.
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  Speaker 1: I'd have whipped all ass because I didn't know. The
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  Speaker 1: rule was jumping in their head stuff. I'm sticking in
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  Speaker 1: the top of the head. All I know is don't
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  Speaker 1: let you stick me, and I'll stick you. I just
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  Speaker 1: use black ass quickness. Yeah, man, in school, I was
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  Speaker 1: one of the top offences. Man, how many time you
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  Speaker 1: stick a person before you win? I don't know the
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  Speaker 1: rules of that. Well, it's a time limit. You you
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  Speaker 1: fence for a certain amount of time, and then how
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  Speaker 1: many touches it's called a touch, and how many times
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  Speaker 1: you touch it. But now it's electronic. He used to
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  Speaker 1: just be an argument. I stuck you first, you stuck
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  Speaker 1: me and to be a judge there, and they would
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  Speaker 1: judge it. But now it's all electronics. Now, if you
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  Speaker 1: touch now your helmet, the helmet's light up. Now ain't
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  Speaker 1: no argument about who did it first. It's electronically. Back
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  Speaker 1: in the day, you just touched. How did you get
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  Speaker 1: into fencing because I had. I had took all the
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  Speaker 1: other gym classes all that. That was the only way
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  Speaker 1: I can stay in college. That's the only thing I
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  Speaker 1: get a in my whole GPA was gym. Took every gym.
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  Speaker 1: I started in college three years. Listen to me. I
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  Speaker 1: stayed in college three years. I had eighteen critics. You
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  Speaker 1: need one hundred and twenty five credits to graduate from
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  Speaker 1: Kent State. I was in college three years. I had
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  Speaker 1: eighteen credits. That's how I stayed. You didn't get but
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  Speaker 1: a point from gym class. From every gym class, I
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  Speaker 1: took all the jim class wasn't not left, but but
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  Speaker 1: that I had. I took artrey. I was good atty.
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  Speaker 1: I've been shooting four I took artry killing that as
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  Speaker 1: I ain't take Jim nashic. I couldn't do that. Oh man,
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  Speaker 1: I wish no I ain't take golf either. Yeah, they'd golf.
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  Speaker 1: I don't purely white sport. I didn't know if you
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  Speaker 1: were nasty with that sword. I can't see that. What what? What? What?
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  Speaker 1: What's the purpose of still in that suit? Though? What
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  Speaker 1: can you do with that suit? You know? How about
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  Speaker 1: fall cost? No? I don't fall. This is sword. You
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  Speaker 1: know what. I'm got no money for that. You need
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  Speaker 1: money if you could just go to class and use
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  Speaker 1: the equipment and more than that, didn't they know YouTube kids?
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  Speaker 1: Your own? Oh? Okay, okay, you know you aren't getting
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  Speaker 1: that little stuff you practice with that one none. You
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  Speaker 1: couldn't win with that, so it broke you eat it,
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  Speaker 1: you dog. I was working all stop, beating them white
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  Speaker 1: kid's ass stabbing everybody freshman, sophomore. Just you know when
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  Speaker 1: you store okay, hold on, let's go back on. When
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  Speaker 1: you stole the suit? Did you try to pawn the suit? No? No,
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  Speaker 1: I kept it. Then he came in my class one day.
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  Speaker 1: I said, that's my suit. I said, Saint your damn suit.
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  Speaker 1: But he had caused his name on the inside of
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  Speaker 1: the match. I have looked for markets, but I missed that.
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  Speaker 1: You could even get You can call him that what dog.
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  Speaker 1: I was in college three years I asked my father
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  Speaker 1: for some help. One time my father sent me some
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  Speaker 1: money in the envelope and they had two index cards
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  Speaker 1: in the envelope on and the money was inside the
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  Speaker 1: index cards. I opened up the envelope a five dollar bill.
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  Speaker 1: The note on the index card said, this sugar honey
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  Speaker 1: iced tea gonna have to stop. What he wrote, That's
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  Speaker 1: what my note from my daddy was. This sugar honey
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  Speaker 1: iced teeth donna have to stop. Remember you could mail
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  Speaker 1: money back in the day. Remember that man. Yes, five
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  Speaker 1: dollars three years five off. This got to stop. You
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  Speaker 1: must think, well, that's my closing remarks, then deal with it.
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  Speaker 1: Keep don't let your children fence. It's Steve Harvard mornin Shaw.
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