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S2E31 - Escape the CADS · No Latency

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  Last time on no latency. So we killed the mama.
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  Kitty. Hi 7.
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  Are we really trying to psychoanalyze?
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  And that's gone. Insane.
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  Oh God. No.
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  Do you have something to do with this seven?
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  I mean, we've taken on way more than two-thirds before.
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  I have a different Bill done. I'm run up and shoot.
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  Please wash your hands. They do smell good though.
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  You're talking at like a mile minute.
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  'Not there and we are you. All right?
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  I'm not done with the problem. You all were just talking to
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  like really, really slow and taking way too much time to
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  handle. 27, could you let me open the door, please?
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  Oh God, please grab the body. Well, you didn't want to do it
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  yourself or I'll do it. Oh my God.
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  Randy, please little bit easier. If you weren't such a dick 7.
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  All right. What do you see in there?
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  Well, it's the cats and I see a computer.
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  Oh, should we just walk in? Okay, I'm just walking in.
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  Well, I'll just make sure there's another one of them
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  turds or something. Well, if you, I don't see a turd
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  in here. If you want to open the Sample
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  Room, you can we don't need any samples.
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  And I don't think you want a sample of this?
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  No, I don't think I want to say I play this at all.
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  Not at all. Nope, down at all.
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  Nope, especially after last time, I think it's staying.
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  I don't even know why we had to disable that last.
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  Time. It's gross.
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  Yes, it is there another worm in there?
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  I don't know, we haven't looked. I'm going to look at how a warm.
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  Yeah, I should know this. I'm breaking it down, but I knew
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  what the worm is all about the word.
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  You extract body fuel. Pies out of a worm.
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  Do not remember this. We got one back at the bar in
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  the basement. It's disgusting.
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  It's wrong and how I would put it makes really weird squelching
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  sounds inside of its tube Yeah, it's are member now but you said
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  Worm but it is you know is girthier than it is tall.
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  Corrects, it is more like a grub rat.
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  Hmm. I was thinking of, but I think
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  that works better. Yeah, the the description
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  helpful so the audience knows what it looks like.
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  Yes. Kind of, you know, palest
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  pinkish got some weird veins pig as you talk about it.
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  Black like a chode. Yes.
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  Now, what's that? Even got one eye.
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  It is black. It is a black Worm darker than
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  that, it break it or not. Yes, Breakin, that's what the
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  worm looks like. It's just pull that up on your
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  tile. He get.
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  This is what it looks like. Wow, you have that handy, like I
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  keep records and everything. Hmm, retro.
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  Nice job on opening that door. I'm better with my fingers and
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  my feet, apparently. And in front of you is a wall
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  with a door in it and a security panel.
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  Fuck. And hold on.
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  I got when I get the hand that I used from the other one.
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  And I slap it on the security panel.
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  Again he confirmed please enter the four-digit pin.
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  Oh 69 69 put that in put it in maybe it'll actually work if
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  that doesn't work it's 0420 or 8:00. 8:00 it is not 69, 69 00,
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  right? Just rolled it, then it's, that
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  course, it is. I mean, they are a bunch of
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  scientists all they think about is, well, its innards breasts.
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  Yes. I mean, there's like ten common,
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  passcodes the door with pistons open and there, on the ground,
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  in the middle of the room is a dead body.
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  And again, his head is where the damage has come from.
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  A large portion of his skull has blown open from the inside.
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  This room on either side of the room on the left.
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  Right? Is a large glass cabinet that is
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  locked with a little keypad side, with Bunches of vials, in
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  Long rows, as no worm in here. All right.
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  Well, that was a bust. Do do I check the body.
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  Is there anything of interest on the body?
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  Roll for it? All right, where's the tickle
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  button? Retro you rolled 17 on
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  perception and as you rummage through this guy's body, you
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  find ten ammo, 300 Eddie's, and A little pouch of synth Coke.
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  Fuck. Yeah.
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  Oh no, Remy. You should really take it easy
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  with the Synth Coke. Coursing course, I'm going to
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  take it easy. I'm II, look, I'm a little bit.
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  In fact, I think I've been Fair, I've shared it with a bunch of
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  people today so far. All right, so okay yeah let's go
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  just let that be all this torture drugs look if his heart
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  explodes I can't fix it. We'll just replace it with
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  Computer part, I assume 12 12 is not enough retro if the use of
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  wasn't his heart explodes and Coke.
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  They are natural additions. That reflux is lowered by two
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  points. And lets the user is currently
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  experiencing the primary effect of since Coke last four hours.
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  So, for the next four hours, you continue to have the benefit,
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  although it does not stack as it goes, was already running low on
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  the last one. That's why I just did another
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  bump so Bob smart, but he's we might have Take him to Sawtooth
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  unless you have any like blood flush or something.
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  I don't. I I also don't like well you'll
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  ever wished you had teeth. I do have to throw me.
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  I also have teeth. Yeah, we put on, let me check.
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  Yep. I got teeth.
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  Why did those sound like wood chipper that wouldn't you?
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  You gotta brush twice a day, you got to keep them gums flowers
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  because otherwise the teeth they just fall out.
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  Yeah, well they do would give have easily replaceable teeth
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  now in the year. Yeah.
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  When we in, they have that out in the Badlands and it was like,
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  12. I forgot what I felt like I
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  haven't felt teeth and well over it.
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  They're more. They're hard and they they
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  wiggle around a little bit when you chew your teeth, shouldn't
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  meddle. Your teeth should wiggle.
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  Well, they're supposed to be just like rock salt in there.
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  Yes, Jeff oh Jep, I think it might be wise for you to like,
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  see a doctor PV. Do you have any Dental specified
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  specialization? He's gonna need of a dental,
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  professional for that. I mean, saw tooth is called
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  Sawtooth. Maybe Vivi, I don't know why
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  you're laughing. You are very serious.
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  Are luxury bones. We don't want any of the we're
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  good. We're going to leave.
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  There's no worm. So we just gonna pick, it's all
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  the same shit in here. So yeah, I think we're done.
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  Can sample. So and seven already gave us a
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  lot of what I assume is arisaka. He's probably than the a eyes or
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  something. We basically made arisaka
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  useless in that City probably for a while.
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  Oh The Syndicate? Yes, that's it right to, you
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  know, stuff. I oh no, you guys, I found out
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  things. It was weird that the the stuff
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  in that room like that. It looks like it's a two-part
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  compound so they had like them separated.
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  That's Cool. I guess that we learnt that, I I
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  don't know why the GM would bring that up.
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  Same this it's just something I wrote about it that I haven't
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  had an opportunity to put in the narrative so if you could just
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  like go with it, that would be great.
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  Very suspicious. No Lord continue to dude sit
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  down at the computer and in front of you is the file system
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  and security Pretty console, for both sevens, AI Core.
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  And the cad system removing your core, like, you asked me to, I
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  literally just said that I'm removing your core.
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  Like you asked me to take it with me.
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  I don't know. What do you want me to do with
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  it? Throw it in a river.
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  No, it's an option. Yeah, we know, are we gonna
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  bring them with us? So we killing it.
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  And it them, has anyone considered that I'm lying?
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  You know, you're a good liar because I believed you, I also
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  believed you, I thought you were serious, I decided was a
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  Corporal natural thing to lie. Yes, I'm taking you with me.
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  Okay. Know what I mean?
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  The final things that I need from.
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  You are how to get your system out and how to get all of us out
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  of here and your core and I open up the hatch.
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  Are you ready to go? We, if memory serves we have to
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  like run after this is that right?
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  Yes. Pull the thing.
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  Push a button run. Is everyone ready to run?
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  I know, I know Remi is I'm just gonna stretch out first, hold
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  on, make sure you get all stretched out.
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  You know what? That's great, dad to get mosque.
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  And started would like, it is good to stretch before running.
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  Yes, of course. Now, it's important that, you
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  know, you got it, I stretched every single day because you
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  never know when you might need to be nimble and flexible and
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  then, Jeb just does the splits Roll and Roll persuasion.
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  Jade in didn't know Jebediah. When you didn't do it bad.
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  meanwhile wild I own a roll the 23 + 10 + G 7 believes you
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  Saving me, so that's what I mean.
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  You showed initiative, which I own a likes, I do, it's very
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  Cutthroat. We could use you.
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  All right. Well, don't forget to activate
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  the cats that stuff. All right, everyone ready?
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  Have you recovered from racking yourself Jebediah?
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  Yep. Yeah.
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  Jeb Take 2. Hp damage.
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  Yeah, that makes one for each. No.
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  No. Take Take 3 HP damage one for
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  each. Now, we're at what?
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  Well, that's good - Cannon. I've learned.
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  I learned so many new things about Jim medical anomaly.
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  Yeah, I'm ready? Ready to run.
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  All right, well, here I go. I'm going.
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  Gonna go. I'm going to open the hatch
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  first. And do I see?
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  Just how to take out the core? Yeah, a handle over a cylinder
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  push honey. Turn around and pull?
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  Yeah, just like those batteries. All right, I open the hatch and
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  I will activate the cad system, right?
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  You tap on the computer roll, bureaucracy the ravishing Very,
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  very pretty sure. You're sure you're sure.
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  You're sure. You're sure a 19.
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  Yes my finger hovers over the button, a bead of sweat Falls
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  from my brow. I look at everybody.
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  And I press it. Hey, no, latency listeners.
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  John start to the new jobs, activated vacate or die, vacate
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  or die. I choose like a.
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  Let's go. The room fills with the red
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  light. I think we probably should go
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  now. Yep.
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  Time to run. I push down, I turn and I pull
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  out the AI Core and I throw it back out the last door.
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  Oh, but I can't. It's locked.
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  Why is this door? Flocked tongue at the door.
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  Locked behind you, when you activated the cats.
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  All right, well, the corners out we can't do nothing.
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  Well, this the emergency door is also locked.
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  Why, when you throw the core across the room from the bottom
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  of the core is a huge long piece of Flesh attached to the back of
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  it. And the doors around.
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  You are locked. You hear the building start to
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  Crunch and bend. Around you and the AIA course
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  slides back to the whole image clicks down and turns.
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  And you hear a hum lied to me. I did not lie.
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  I dropped the AI Core. You lied to me.
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  I have cameras. Well, your cameras must be
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  faulty and I go and I gotta push it down.
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  I turn and I pull it out vanilla, please.
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  Please, sever the flesh, then they'll pulls out.
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  I saw a real sword. Sword sword, sword sword sword
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  sword sword sword. Cut the flesh tendril in half
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  and it flicks and squirts blood everywhere.
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  Blood Cascades. It's not a create Cascades
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  across everyone, the less you have an evasion of a to hire.
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  Oh, good. I just stuck.
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  Try to evade. You will not be successful.
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  I'm going to try anyway. Oh God, that's a crit fail.
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  So definitely not. I'm gonna The most Blood also,
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  you are very Muffler because of cat, there's a microphone and
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  lvv and Iona you will get splattered with blood Jade.
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  He rode a crit fail it goes across your phone now.
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  Jeb and retro the blood mrs. You as you both step back in
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  unison. Oh, we both actually do the mom
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  thing. We put our hands up to each
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  other's chests and help push. Each other back though.
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  It's been doing each other though.
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  Yes, but we won't do it. Just like both just step back.
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  That's gross. And then Del takes their glass
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  sword and shoves it right through the center of the AI
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  chord. It's split in half in the ground
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  and little spots Cascade everywhere.
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  Brett stroke, you unlock the door.
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  Oh my God. Oh my God.
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  There's about time we get out of here it's gonna be okay.
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  We should be alright it's gonna be fine.
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  Retro roll the clip retro. Ha ha just roll their final
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  form, then Del pushes I own. Into the escape hatch.
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  Pushes you all into this room. Come on, everyone.
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  Let's climb the ladder. All right, let's first I have
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  just squirted sanitizer on my hands so my hands are slippery.
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  All right, roll sanitization 3, good, yes, hmm.
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  You make your way up? Everyone roll Athletics as you
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  climb them. Goodness.
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  Yes, yes. Only stretch to because we're
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  good and we stretched our we get about us.
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  Enough to get up to the next level, and you are on that third
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  floor behind all of the room, secret chamber.
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  Now you can hear the building Crunch and Billow around you
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  like a ship, sinking water steam sprays out.
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  You you will manage to avoid much of the danger below with
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  yet again, got to continue climbing the ground, roll
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  Athletics again. Yes you do 19:16, 18 and 12.
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  L've and struggle. A little bit of a struggle.
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  You're the last to come up. Get up to the second floor.
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  And you see the ladder start to buckle below running out of
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  time. She has activated countdown time
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  ago. Oh gosh.
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  Make it up to the next floor. One more Ladder rung to go one
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  more Athletics. Check check.
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  I only you go, first. No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
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  It's fine. You know, I know and as you're
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  doing that, be be in a panic with seeing the, the ladder Bend
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  below. You, shoot up, you're already on
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  the next floor, retro your along bit, further behind and Jab it.
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  You're a little bit ahead of retro, but the bottom of the
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  ladder, Iona and then Del have got into a polite argument.
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  You're my boss. You should go first.
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  Yeah, but I'm here to protect you right now and I need you to
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  go but like now first he's you're okay right?
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  And then Del steps onto the ladder and as they walk up they
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  push down and the bottom of the latter snaps off evil eye.
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  Oh now I see that happen. I immediately take my cyber arm
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  I fire it down, grab Iona by the collar and then just Rock right
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  now. That is a Crip failed but it's
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  still 20. So As you're pulling, I own up
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  by her neck, you do actually cause a 1 HP damage.
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  However, you do save her life, Iona as you are pulled up to the
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  final floor, you all are standing the lobby is before you
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  keep going. Leave, I'm trying.
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  I'm trying. I'm stuck behind all of you go
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  and you run out to the lobby. And they're on the ground is the
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  14. And as you look down upon it,
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  you can see a crack developing in the ground.
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  Okay, keep running. Keep running.
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  I want to see some real speed. Bitch.
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  Zoom. And now you're in the cave
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  system. No, we were before cigar still
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  hear the bass crushing behind you and Iona they're gonna set
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  off a big-ass bomb Underground. I'm gonna rid of.
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  Maybe you should get out of here.
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  We're going to run away from an explosion running GM.
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  I don't know why you're telling me this is
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  we got enough light? Is it left or right?
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  It's I'm gonna go with last Left is correct in the road.
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  You have another Choice. Jeb, is it left or right?
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  Your, the Bloodhound Smell like food.
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  Okay, great. And you come into a big opening
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  with scrapes on the walls, you actually see bits of the rock
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  crack, as well as parts of the foundation.
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  Holding the lab underground come apart and affect the rock
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  structure itself. You get to a final opening run
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  out into the Badlands, the rocks, and it explodes behind
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  us, and we run away from a giant explosion.
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  Yes, run away from a giant. What is it called?
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  When rocks fall in one car? There's a cave in as a KB.
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  There's a cave in behind you as The Rock Falls to close the
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  cave. You're now standing in front of
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  what used to be the Cave opening.
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  A we are we far enough away from a nuclear bomb know if it's
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  underground more? Okay.
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  Do we climb up the Ravine? Yes.
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  The silver ropes and stuff? Yes, that's nice.
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  Do you want to go first, Iona or?
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  Oh my gosh. I guess you're going first.
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  And you all make your way up the right, everyone roll, Athletics
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  with the exception of retro and Jeb.
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  You can also use your abilities if you want.
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  Vivi, you make it up, retro you make it up.
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  Iona, you make it up. Jeb fires is grapple gun in ass
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  ends up 26. You make it to the top and just
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  as you're about to shoot, you're going to have to help Vandal.
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  Because you notice that the piece of rope, they can reach
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  snaps off in their hand. Erotic Rafael.
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  I try to grab him on the way up the A bond to your hand and push
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  up with their leg roll leg, roll egg, roll Eggroll, Eggroll egg
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  rolling 23, the extra amount, just shoots you both up helping,
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  the little motor inside of your grapple gun.
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  Shoot, you to the top of the Ravine, you're quite high up.
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  Now, there's a lot of rock between you and that nuclear
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  explosion. It's a not a big one.
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  It's very small nuclear explosion because field Sound
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  Rumble as it goes off. Well uh tactical nuke.
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  There you are in the early morning.
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  Now standing in the desert as Wind Blows past you you look to
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  your right and there's a giant broken spaceship and you managed
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  to get out of this bio lab safely, who worry?
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  We Turner's morning it. Let us look at a sunrise,
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  everybody. Sloane's.
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  Good to see you. Babe, you have to roll for that,
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  you know, getting that for free. Let me see that bird, way, the
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  far away on the other side of the city.
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  It's dude, like, a day or two. How is it meant to know where
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  you are? It's got tracking Beacon.
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  Beak Beacon. All right.
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  No. Have to come on.
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  Jeb. Roll the bullshit for it.
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  Weird. Usually a picks up after the
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  first thing. Are you kidding machine answer?
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  I don't know what's going on. So then they'll kind of turns
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  around looking across this giant flat desert.
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  Not a person in sight. No clouds in the sky.
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  It is. Clear out here how, how we gonna
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  get back? Does anyone have any service?
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  Oh, well, that would explain why she didn't answer.
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  Okay? Intro fans just coming down at
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  the same Coke. You've still got three hours you
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  should come down from that high. It's not going to be great.
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  I could tell you that much. This could be bad.
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  Yeah. So we better get out of here
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  fast but also have EV how it grows another bomb.
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  How indeed. Well Jeb do you know the way are
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  we going to start walking and hitchhiking?
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  I'm gonna go games back to not silly but I were good.
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  I have a question. We'll have to hitchhike.
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  Like you'll have to roll perception to work out her for
• 27:02
  you. I was going to ask the question,
• 27:03
  does the ship have one of those like parachutes for landing?
• 27:10
  Can I try to Fashion a sail out of it and maybe get the ship to
• 27:16
  move off of the ship? Will not move on the power of a
• 27:19
  sale. It is far too.
• 27:20
  Heavy. Damn can make a sale at make a
• 27:24
  skiff. Skiff, scaf.
• 27:28
  Let's get it is. 51 miles away. We're like, we're like a good 50
• 27:33
  miles away or so, it's gonna take you a few days as you walk
• 27:37
  through the desert. That's at least three days.
• 27:40
  Three days. 51 miles a few days. When you kidding me.
• 27:44
  Wait, y'all never, you never back back before?
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  I'm foot. Yeah, it'll take at least a day
• 27:51
  and a half two days. Yeah.
• 27:53
  Well, two days. You guys are walking 25 miles a
• 27:57
  day if you just keep whining. Also in heels.
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  So, two and a half days. It, cool.
• 28:10
  Let's just trying to lighten the mood again.
• 28:14
  Do people come through these parts often.
• 28:17
  Maybe we can just, you know, rope reception to see if you see
• 28:20
  Rich hike, okay? In the distance, you can see a
• 28:34
  pole with a sign on it. Night City, 49 miles that?
• 28:42
  Yes. Okay, well, we're gonna die out
• 28:45
  here and that's it. We know the direction home.
• 28:48
  Yeah, three days. We'd have much water.
• 28:51
  Do we have what we need to hydrate out here.
• 28:53
  We've got all of the survival rations.
• 28:55
  He's from the Escape pod. Retro you've you're making a
• 28:58
  sale, right? So we just need something that
• 29:01
  we can all ride on. That will pull the sail if we
• 29:05
  can work out how to make that, move your butt.
• 29:07
  Do the do the do the survival rations?
• 29:10
  They got that. Do you have heard water?
• 29:14
  I hope I've still got my water bottle.
• 29:16
  No, no. I don't my drink broke on the
• 29:18
  ship. That's right.
• 29:18
  Damn it. They will you what are you add
• 29:21
  dehydrated water to make it water.
• 29:23
  You said water water? Yeah.
• 29:26
  It adds the electrolytes and and the flavor that you want.
• 29:30
  Oh, so it's like a ringers sort of.
• 29:33
  Well, we're going to die. No, no, we don't get it.
• 29:35
  It's be fine. Retro, could you start making
• 29:38
  the sale? Yeah, I would like the sales.
• 29:42
  I mean, what is it for? Having this particular ship?
• 29:46
  It's going to be a pretty big parachute, right?
• 29:50
  Yeah. But the parachute won't be able
• 29:52
  to pull that vehicle at all. Correct.
• 29:54
  Will have to make something So I'm going to try to rip the
• 29:57
  doors off. Okay.
• 29:58
  And refashion, the handles to be like foot like you can slip your
• 30:04
  foot inside. And then, oh my God, the sale.
• 30:09
  So that way you could have four for one for each of us and try
• 30:14
  to use that as the catch the wind that we could.
• 30:16
  All sand Glide across the desert using parachutes, surfing on the
• 30:22
  Wind, okay? So it's just going to click
• 30:26
  along the ground. It's a shame.
• 30:27
  We do anything that hovers, you know, there's one thing that
• 30:35
  might be helpful in this situation.
• 30:40
  I thought my boom box and I just found the time for DJ Qualls.
• 30:46
  No, no, I'm not really in the mood to sing right now now, and
• 30:49
  I press the rewind button on it and a Out, comes a giant
• 30:58
  hoverboard, a giant hoverboard ice giant hoverboard.
• 31:06
  We can like makeshift this thing.
• 31:08
  Don't ask where I got it. It's a long story.
• 31:11
  But wait, where'd you get it? Sorry, don't ask, that's where I
• 31:13
  got it from my ex, what that's all.
• 31:16
  Oh yeah. X is a loose term.
• 31:20
  We dated once we want one day but I took it from I saved his
• 31:29
  life so this was payment. Oh, so you did a job for bad
• 31:34
  day, okay. Anyway, we could probably make
• 31:37
  shift this and maybe this can get us back in a faster speed
• 31:45
  than the stock. This thing this thing looks like
• 31:47
  the, the like Wing that the Green Goblin rides around.
• 31:52
  Is exactly. It is exactly that item.
• 31:56
  I jump on it, like the Green Goblin, like, ya know, you're
• 32:01
  showing us how it works. Wow, that's fast dust spurts
• 32:04
  behind you as Retros. Splicing this thing together,
• 32:09
  retro role to splice. Okay, I'm just gonna be honest.
• 32:11
  If everything goes 30 miles an hour on see why, we just don't
• 32:13
  have to go into town and then drive a vehicle back to us.
• 32:22
  We'll just chill out in the space.
• 32:26
  I don't want to destroy everything.
• 32:28
  Yeah. No.
• 32:29
  I don't think it would not, right?
• 32:30
  I'm gonna just you just, you just hear.
• 32:32
  You could just put a little problem, is the only has enough
• 32:34
  lift one person so you could use the sail to give it enough lift
• 32:37
  for all the people to fight. That's a really cool plan, okay.
• 32:40
  Skipping across the fucking fight.
• 32:42
  That's cool as fuck. I would one of us might fall off
• 32:45
  and at 30 miles an hour, all good.
• 32:52
  I'm just saying possibility. I think we'll be fine 25, you
• 33:05
  got a 25, dang, you? Attach the sale to this big
• 33:10
  panel of metal that you've started weld together.
• 33:13
  Now that Phoebe showed you this hoverboard, which you attach to
• 33:16
  the back of the sheet of metal to turn it into the engine for
• 33:20
  your skiff, like motorboat on the sand.
• 33:24
  Now, someone's gonna have to Stand on the back of the
• 33:26
  hoverboard to control it. Actually I'd love to do it be
• 33:32
  honest I don't want to do it since I seen it.
• 33:35
  You you can jump. I will allow it.
• 33:38
  That's really nice. Is your hoverboard?
• 33:40
  That's so cool. Have.
• 33:42
  Yes, I'm feeling I'm feeling nice.
• 33:44
  My feeling nice. You're not, you're not just
• 33:47
  feeling a sense. Tiny use it to, that's crazy.
• 33:51
  I mean you did fly a spaceship so it's true.
• 33:54
  All right, everyone. Retro.
• 33:55
  Great job. Thank you Dona.
• 33:59
  You can have the middle seat, good.
• 34:02
  Then I won't fall off. Hell, I'll hang on to the end
• 34:05
  and Edge. And Vivi, if you could hold the
• 34:08
  other side of the sail, we're probably gonna have to do stuff.
• 34:10
  Yep. All right, retro get on.
• 34:14
  All right, I know I crashed and that retro kind of slumps over
• 34:20
  underneath Jeb's legs on my face has the technical difficulties
• 34:25
  Bed and like The Simpsons one where there's a drunk guy behind
• 34:28
  the camera and just send out pulls out the safety.
• 34:33
  Rope from your bag and ties you to the panel.
• 34:37
  No more local boys for me. I'm passed out.
• 34:40
  All right, Jeb, get us out of here.
• 34:42
  Yep. Let's go.
• 34:44
  Whoa. It's like handles, it takes a
• 34:48
  little getting used to and you start sailing towards the sign.
• 34:55
  Skirt around the sign with a cool scared and head towards
• 34:59
  night city as the wind blows past, you you are reminded that
• 35:04
  you have blood on my face blood on your face but also you have a
• 35:10
  mask in your bag and a whole thing to set the wind hitting
• 35:13
  you. All right?
• 35:16
  I put the mask on actually. I wipe my face off and then I
• 35:19
  put them as well wipe your face off roles and it has a rose and
• 35:24
  decision. For yes, you sanitize your face,
• 35:31
  the aloe vera inside of the sanitizer, makes your skin feel
• 35:36
  fresh as the wind makes it feel Cold, very nice, put on your
• 35:41
  mask so that you can breathe better and you're a lot more
• 35:43
  comfortable, which gives you a little bit more concentration as
• 35:47
  everyone has to roll and Athletics check as you go flying
• 35:51
  for a walk. Well sorry I didn't see that.
• 35:55
  Jeff. I told you to be careful.
• 35:58
  Sorry, what what do you want again?
• 36:00
  Just Athletics. Athletics, everyone rolls great
• 36:03
  retro, you don't own. The DVD was knowing retro.
• 36:06
  You don't need to roll because you are tied to this makeshift
• 36:10
  vehicle. And with that last check, I've
• 36:13
  got a pretty straight shot way back to my city.
• 36:17
  What do you think, gasps? Think I could pull off a real
• 36:20
  quick kick flip. No, Chad not with all of us on
• 36:23
  it. Please don't break my heart for
• 36:25
  bored. Next time on no leaf.
• 36:50
  I've never been so happy to see the city and quit any time I
• 36:53
  want. Where is someone going to
• 36:55
  college car or let me look full disclosure ain't mine?
• 37:00
  It is mine. Just been on a hoverboard for 2
• 37:02
  hours. So it felt like the Milky Way,
• 37:06
  what became my blood and I just became everything we save the
• 37:10
  cat. We say forget, yeah, we've been
• 37:13
  out for a very long time and I just I need a Hot bath and a
• 37:18
  drink. He's going to do it again.
• 37:20
  Everybody here, I've made all this stuff while high on coke
• 37:24
  rummy loves doing drugs. Well, now because we do love our
• 37:27
  Franklin, let's be clear. I don't want him to get hurt or
• 37:30
  nothing. How many IVs do we need slot to
• 37:33
  really stick it into his but I got it.
• 37:37
  Yeah, it hurts real bad. That is very unnatural.
• 37:39
  Yes. Oh yeah, there it is.
• 37:42
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