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Phrases in Bed, MTH, Social Media, Sand and Soul and more. · The Steve Harvey Morning Show

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  Speaker 1: Y'all know what time to y'all don't know y'all back
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  Speaker 1: a suit, looking back to back down, giving them more
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  Speaker 1: like the Millian buck things in its cubbing me true
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  Speaker 1: good at Steve listening to the movie together for Steve. Please,
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  Speaker 1: I don't join join me to be doing me. Gotta
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  Speaker 1: turn you gotta turn to turn them out. Turn you
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  Speaker 1: got to turn them out. Then turn the water the
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  Speaker 1: water come come out. Uh huh, I show will good
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  Speaker 1: morning everybody. You'll listening to the voice and now come
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  Speaker 1: on dig me one and only. Steve Harvey got a
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  Speaker 1: radio show one more time partner, Steve Harvey got a
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  Speaker 1: radio show. Man. How amazing is that? How good has
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  Speaker 1: God been to me? How good has he been to you?
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  Speaker 1: Just check yourself sometimes, just sit up, Just let's run
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  Speaker 1: a survey. Just look at your life, where it's at.
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  Speaker 1: It might not be where you wanted to be, but
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  Speaker 1: that's probably some decisions you made. But really, though, in
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  Speaker 1: spite of all the crazy mistakes I didn't made, I mean, man,
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  Speaker 1: I look back at some of the decisions I didn't
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  Speaker 1: came up with, and and man, it's it's it's just amazing.
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  Speaker 1: He let me live. I mean, it's it's and and
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  Speaker 1: and to exist the way I exist, that's nothing but grace, mercy,
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  Speaker 1: favor all that is. That's what my mama praying for
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  Speaker 1: me when I wasn't praying for myself. It had to
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  Speaker 1: be it, because, man, I can truly tell you I
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  Speaker 1: have made enough mistakes man, stuff you would never even
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  Speaker 1: know about, and recovered from them all you can too,
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  Speaker 1: and I don't care what you've done. Marvin Sapp has
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  Speaker 1: a song out that says he saw the best in
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  Speaker 1: me when everyone else around me could only see the
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  Speaker 1: worst in me. You know that that's an important song
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  Speaker 1: man especially. You know. I want to talk to men
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  Speaker 1: today because man, being a man is so so difficult.
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  Speaker 1: Please know it has been my quest ever since I
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  Speaker 1: was a little boy. My father had one ambition, son,
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  Speaker 1: I don't care what you do, but when I get
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  Speaker 1: through raising you, you will be a man. That's all
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  Speaker 1: I want you to be. He never cared what I
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  Speaker 1: did for a living, and it never made a difference
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  Speaker 1: to him. You're going to be a man. Manhood is difficult. Now, ladies,
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  Speaker 1: just listening to this, I'm not saying womanhood ain't. I
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  Speaker 1: don't know what it takes to be a woman, so
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  Speaker 1: you know, but I do know exactly what it takes
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  Speaker 1: to be a man. So you know, sometimes when you
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  Speaker 1: talk to people on the radio, you have to preface
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  Speaker 1: things because people are just go he trying to make
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  Speaker 1: it look like womanhood. Ain't. No, That's not what I'm doing.
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  Speaker 1: I'm just talking to men today to explain to them
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  Speaker 1: that daign by the self and struggling trying to figure
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  Speaker 1: this thing out, that you are not alone in your
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  Speaker 1: quest for manhood. That is difficult, but I gotta I
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  Speaker 1: gotta tell you, man manhood is that kind of difficult,
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  Speaker 1: and it becomes even more compounded if a young boy
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  Speaker 1: does not have a male role model. I've said it
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  Speaker 1: a thousand times. I'll say it again. A young boy
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  Speaker 1: without a male role model is like an laural without
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  Speaker 1: a map. While I have a suggestion for everybody that's
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  Speaker 1: struggling with manhood and all of the men out there
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  Speaker 1: that are men, this messages for all of us, and
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  Speaker 1: it's for me too. You know. I was listening to
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  Speaker 1: George Myers the other day and she made a statement,
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  Speaker 1: she said, sometimes you gotta do the right thing, even
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  Speaker 1: when it feels wrong. You know, one of the difficulties
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  Speaker 1: of manhood is pure pressure and the misguided principles of manhood.
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  Speaker 1: See what God wants us to be as men and
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  Speaker 1: what we believe manhood is sometimes two different things. Give
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  Speaker 1: you an example. I wrote this book for women, right
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  Speaker 1: and I was telling them the three ways that a
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  Speaker 1: man shows his love, and I call him three p's.
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  Speaker 1: We profess, we protect, and we provide. Every man who
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  Speaker 1: is a man, that's how he exhibits love. When I
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  Speaker 1: talkie talkie comforting with our great nurturers. But when it
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  Speaker 1: comes down to do it, what we all want to do,
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  Speaker 1: what is in our dad DNA, is to profess our
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  Speaker 1: love for something you as a woman, to protect you
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  Speaker 1: as a woman, and to provide for you as a woman.
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  Speaker 1: That's in our DNA. Now, sometimes that gets messed up,
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  Speaker 1: and I'll give you an example. Sometimes when a boy
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  Speaker 1: doesn't have the proper, real role model in his life,
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  Speaker 1: he takes that principle of love that we all possessing
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  Speaker 1: us every man, the professing part, the protecting, and in
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  Speaker 1: the providing part, and we misplay it. That's why gangs exist.
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  Speaker 1: Gangs exist off those three principles. What's the first thing
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  Speaker 1: a gang member do he professed, he claim a hood.
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  Speaker 1: That's the first thing you do. That's my neighborhood. I'm
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  Speaker 1: Duce's tray, I'm triple h, I'm duc de Duke, I'm purple,
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  Speaker 1: I'm red, I'm blue. The first thing they do is claim.
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  Speaker 1: That's professing. That's how we show our love. But it's
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  Speaker 1: misguided though. Now we're professing something that ain't even good
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  Speaker 1: for us. Your hood, your game, your click now, guess
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  Speaker 1: what Now we got to protect it. So now as
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  Speaker 1: a protection part of our love, here we go. You
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  Speaker 1: come down here, we're gonna do this to you. You
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  Speaker 1: go over there, they're gonna do that to you. You
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  Speaker 1: protect your hood, This your turf, this all you got.
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  Speaker 1: You ain't nobody coming down here with blue owned. Can't
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  Speaker 1: nobody come over here with red on. You can't come
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  Speaker 1: over here with purple on. You can't come over here
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  Speaker 1: with black and gold on. And we and we protect
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  Speaker 1: that because that's in our DNA. And then what's the
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  Speaker 1: third thing we provide? So guess what the gang need money?
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  Speaker 1: Guess what we do. We're selling drugs, we're selling women,
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  Speaker 1: we're selling guns. It go back to the same thing. Man,
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  Speaker 1: I don't know how God gave it to me that
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  Speaker 1: way when I was writing a book, but he showed
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  Speaker 1: it to me along the way. That's how men love well.
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  Speaker 1: When you don't have a role model in your life.
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  Speaker 1: Guess what, Now that love is misplaced, it's misguided, it's
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  Speaker 1: off track. Ain't no man told you that. Really, you're
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  Speaker 1: supposed to take this love and give it to a woman.
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  Speaker 1: You're really supposed to profess, protect and provide for a woman,
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  Speaker 1: not your gang set. Now you're professing your hood, wrapping
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  Speaker 1: a color, You're protecting your territory, shooting people driving by
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  Speaker 1: coming over you on your street, and then you provide.
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  Speaker 1: Now you are here selling drugs and guns for the
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  Speaker 1: same thing. When a boy does not have a male
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  Speaker 1: role model, he has a misguided way of looking at manhood.
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  Speaker 1: Here's a deal. See, God created all of us in
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  Speaker 1: his image. That means He's put some of our DNA
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  Speaker 1: in him. That's why it's in your DNA to profess, protect,
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  Speaker 1: and provide, because guess what, that's what God do for us,
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  Speaker 1: because we His children. I'm just talking to men right now.
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  Speaker 1: I'm just telling you, man, I had to wake up
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  Speaker 1: about five years ago. I wasn't doing what God wanted
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  Speaker 1: me to do, and then he shook me. He said, man,
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  Speaker 1: I'm gonna bring about some changes in your life. I'm
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  Speaker 1: gonna hall some things to happen that's gonna put you
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  Speaker 1: in a position. And this time you're gonna listen to me,
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  Speaker 1: because if you don't, you're gonna keep living in this
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  Speaker 1: pain you've been in. But you put yourself in this pain.
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  Speaker 1: I own no blame to no one else but myself.
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  Speaker 1: Please know, I know that. And that's how you really
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  Speaker 1: get to manhood when you figure out what you hadn't
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  Speaker 1: done wrong. You can't blame this on none of your
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  Speaker 1: exes because you are a man. You can't go my
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  Speaker 1: ex dear this. No, No, you're a man, pardner. You
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  Speaker 1: got to take responsibility for yours and yours alone. If
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  Speaker 1: you got kids, you got to get to them some
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  Speaker 1: kind of way. Write him a letter, send them the money.
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  Speaker 1: If she won't let you see it, for the money, whatever,
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  Speaker 1: Send them money to a mama. Do what you're supposed
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  Speaker 1: to do as a man. Do what God want you
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  Speaker 1: to do, man, because he's not letting us off the
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  Speaker 1: hook for what we're supposed to be just because you
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  Speaker 1: ain't doing it. And if you do it, you turn
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  Speaker 1: your life around. Just holding that the Fellers to day
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  Speaker 1: that saw Sorry about that. You're listening. Good morning show,
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  Speaker 1: Ladies and gentlemen. My name is Steve Harvey. This is
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  Speaker 1: the Steve Harvey Morning Show. This show would be nothing
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  Speaker 1: without the following people. Ladies and gentlemen. Shirley Strawberry, Thank you, Steve,
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  Speaker 1: Good morning, call it Pharrell, Good Morning crew. Cure Space
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  Speaker 1: better known as Junior Morning Jay. Anthony Brown, better known
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  Speaker 1: as bitter Man, What Man, Ladies and Gentlemen. Thomas W. Miles,
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  Speaker 1: better known as the Food a K eight Nephew, Tommy
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  Speaker 1: Slash low Man, Good morning everybody, and the little man
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  Speaker 1: is just for aggravation purposes. He's really not that small.
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  Speaker 1: We know we know how to push each other's buttons.
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  Speaker 1: Though we've worked together. Everybody know everybody, but we worked together. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: we don't have a button. Family he has. Oh you
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  Speaker 1: have a button? Yeah? Marriage, Yes, it's what Oh his
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  Speaker 1: button is called marriage? Oh? Marriage? Right, you bring it up?
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  Speaker 1: He started, Oh, the last time I brought it up,
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  Speaker 1: he snapped at me. Remember, went in, Oh, and I
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  Speaker 1: know another button, but I'll only use it if he
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  Speaker 1: pissed me. Off. Well, oh, because you know you've known
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  Speaker 1: him to lock him. Yeah, but you got some, but
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  Speaker 1: he got another. But he's being red if the one
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  Speaker 1: same size, we'll seeing on Trump there. It's nuclear man.
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  Speaker 1: When you're just talking about you didn't know what it
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  Speaker 1: is then, yeah, Yeah, we've been together a long time
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  Speaker 1: being my boy right there. Boy, it was the best
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  Speaker 1: thing putting him on this show man kind of gave
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  Speaker 1: me like a balance punch, you know. You know when
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  Speaker 1: you see how I talk to me when I come
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  Speaker 1: into work. No, but do you all have history? Man? Oh,
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  Speaker 1: he talked to me so crazy when I come to work.
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  Speaker 1: If we didn't know, we would, yeah, we would think
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  Speaker 1: you hated each other the way you talk to each other.
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  Speaker 1: That's just yea us. I don't do it on the
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  Speaker 1: other job. But that's love though, that that's that's junior.
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  Speaker 1: He lied right now? What did he sell when he
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  Speaker 1: doesn't do it anywhere else? He come in there on
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  Speaker 1: the day, he come in there and give us a gift. Wow,
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  Speaker 1: that's fun. It's mont you're listening to all right, it
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  Speaker 1: is time for something funny, Steve. I'm just gonna let
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  Speaker 1: you take it away right here. You and Jay with
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  Speaker 1: your reenactment. This is for all me and listening today.
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  Speaker 1: We're going to give you how it works when you're
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  Speaker 1: trying to end the conversation with your wife or girlfriend
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  Speaker 1: and you're trying to find a way to end it
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  Speaker 1: or not have it at all, or not have this conversation.
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  Speaker 1: You're gonna have it, but somehow it just goes on it.
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  Speaker 1: You don't want to talk. Basically, you don't want to
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  Speaker 1: talk because you've been at work a damn day. Quiet.
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  Speaker 1: You just want to come in and not talk to nobody.
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  Speaker 1: You don't understand that, every man, how can you? You
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  Speaker 1: don't want to talk? See what I'm saying. Here's hat
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  Speaker 1: go what's wrong with talking? Here's how it goes. You
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  Speaker 1: just walked in the house. They baby, how are you doing?
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  Speaker 1: I'm doing good. How would your day to day? I'm tired,
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  Speaker 1: I'm beat up, man, it was rough out there to day?
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  Speaker 1: What's a rough but going to it and nothing? It
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  Speaker 1: was just a long day, baby, you know, I get
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  Speaker 1: sometimes I just gonna sit down and cheell, get my
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  Speaker 1: thoughts going a minute to myself, Well what happened? It
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  Speaker 1: was just a long day, you know, just long, long,
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  Speaker 1: like long, like what I mean long, like how I've
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  Speaker 1: been down there all day now, just just been there
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  Speaker 1: all day. If it been that all day working, I
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  Speaker 1: got two jobs and just got home. It's just a
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  Speaker 1: long day. I'm just tired, that's all. What happen the
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  Speaker 1: first job? Just tell me that ain't ain't nothing in
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  Speaker 1: particular happened, you know, it just was so you were
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  Speaker 1: that all day and you're telling me nothing happened particular. No,
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  Speaker 1: I ain't. No, not nothing meaning for happen. So something
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  Speaker 1: did happen. No, baby, Listen, Listen. What I'm saying is
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  Speaker 1: it just it was just a long day, just you know,
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  Speaker 1: you know, just the day to day got in the way,
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  Speaker 1: and it's just tired of something happened that you don't
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  Speaker 1: want to tell me about. I ain't nothing happening that
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  Speaker 1: I ain't gonna tell you about. I'm just trying to
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  Speaker 1: tell you. Ain't nothing really happened, but just what I'm
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  Speaker 1: just I'm tired. Well, you know you sound like you're yelling.
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  Speaker 1: I mean, all right, listen to me. Look I ain't.
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  Speaker 1: I ain't trying to. Look I'm not yelling if I did, Okay,
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  Speaker 1: I just want to go on. Listen, what happened. What Hey, look,
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  Speaker 1: I'm tired, I didn't have a good day. I'm just
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  Speaker 1: gonna go on in here. I'm watching a little TV.
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  Speaker 1: And so you don't want to talk. Basically what you say,
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  Speaker 1: you don't want to talk in you all day and
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  Speaker 1: you come home and now I want to talk. You
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  Speaker 1: want to talk to me? Is that? Is that? Basically
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  Speaker 1: what you're saying. You don't You've been talking to all
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  Speaker 1: other people all day when I bows at work though
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  Speaker 1: I'm on talk at work. Oh well, I just want
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  Speaker 1: to check. Ok. No, baby, I just want to chill
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  Speaker 1: work at the house. There's no talking. Well, no, I
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  Speaker 1: just want to cheer, not just want to cheer for
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  Speaker 1: a little while. Don't you have a talk show? You
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  Speaker 1: have two shows? Just talk if you come home, it's
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  Speaker 1: just no talking. That's well. I got a radio show too.
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  Speaker 1: I do radio show, dinner, do two talk shows, and
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  Speaker 1: I got a brief in and I do meeting. You're
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  Speaker 1: talking to meeting, y'all talking to meeting. You're talking the show. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: you're talking to radio show. Yeah, but you can't talk home.
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  Speaker 1: But I'm trying to talking loud. O't aint getting loud.
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  Speaker 1: You're getting loud. Now, yeah, well, you ain't listening. I'm listening.
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  Speaker 1: I'm trying to talk. Now you ain't hearing me. I'm
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  Speaker 1: my voice raising because you're not listening. You know what,
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  Speaker 1: Forget it, just forget it, just forget the whole thing.
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  Speaker 1: Forget a ass, get it all right now, I don't
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  Speaker 1: want to talk to them home. Okay, cool, I'm going
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  Speaker 1: in here for ever. I'm going in here. I'm not
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  Speaker 1: talking to you no more. You don't have to worry
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  Speaker 1: about me talking to you, okay, Okay, when you coming
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  Speaker 1: in from now, I will not be talking. Okay, let's
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  Speaker 1: see how you like that. If you don't want to talk,
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  Speaker 1: then I don't want to talk. Baby. Look no no,
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  Speaker 1: no, no no no no. I tried to talk, but you
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  Speaker 1: didn't want to talk. Now you want to talk, baby,
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  Speaker 1: I'm going in here and just sit down the chill
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  Speaker 1: because you can't talk to me, all right, baby, just
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  Speaker 1: just look look just whatever you're saying, I didn't even
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  Speaker 1: know are we talking? Are not? I was going to
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  Speaker 1: hear you said you wanna talk to me? No more? Okay,
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  Speaker 1: forget it. Now we're out to talk. Okay, let's stop talk.
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  Speaker 1: You don't talk to me and I won't talk to you,
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  Speaker 1: all right, that's good. That works fan for me. Ever
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  Speaker 1: talk to you? Now? He walks away under his breath
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  Speaker 1: and he so he thinks, and he says. The husband
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  Speaker 1: answers crazy. And then she follows him in the room.
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  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, she says, I just have one question. I
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  Speaker 1: just I just have one more question. Ask you, why
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  Speaker 1: don't you want to talk to me? Yeah? What did
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  Speaker 1: I do? Because I didn't do anything to you? Now
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  Speaker 1: you ain't did nothing. I just told you I had
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  Speaker 1: a long thing, and you said you ain't want to talk.
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  Speaker 1: I said, I'm going to hear the chill and you
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  Speaker 1: to follow me in and ask me again one more thing.
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  Speaker 1: I got one more thing to ask you, Colombo. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: come on, well okay, so one more time under my breath.
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  Speaker 1: And I don't think she can hear this. So I
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  Speaker 1: said to myself this helpful. Oh I'm crazy. I'm crazy
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  Speaker 1: now I'm ready. No, I woke that one job ain't crazy,
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  Speaker 1: but I'm crazy. No, I ain't say he's crazy. I
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  Speaker 1: an't say he was crazy. I'm crazy now I'm crazy. No,
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  Speaker 1: I say what I'm gonna show you craziest. I'm gonna
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  Speaker 1: show you crazy. No, I don't know what I said.
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  Speaker 1: What I ain't saying? You this crazy? Now, I'm sure
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  Speaker 1: you know I said this crazy? You you want to
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  Speaker 1: see it. I'm sure to you what I'm looking at?
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  Speaker 1: Wait what he's already looking at? Every man who's winning
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  Speaker 1: his wife? Good friend? Laugh when you get that work? Okay,
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  Speaker 1: oh my god, that's it right there. Nah, we pretty
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  Speaker 1: much covered it. Huh yeah, good job, Jay. Yeah, you
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  Speaker 1: played wife very well, very well. Coming up, We gotta go,
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  Speaker 1: coming up. Never you, Timmy's run that prank back. You're
• 20:05
  Speaker 1: listening right now. The nephew is in the building for
• 20:11
  Speaker 1: today's prank phone call. What's you got now? Yo? Son?
• 20:13
  Speaker 1: Pete in the pool? That's what you, son, Pete in
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  Speaker 1: the pool. All these kids jumping in at the pools,
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  Speaker 1: All those can stop. But I'm looking gotta Pete in
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  Speaker 1: the POOLTA crazy man running? Hello. Hello, I'm trying to
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  Speaker 1: reach it. Can you hear me? Yes, I'm trying to
• 20:36
  Speaker 1: reach Anastasia. This is she? How are you doing? Listen?
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  Speaker 1: I'm Glenn the lifeguard over here at the pool here
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  Speaker 1: in the apartment complex. Yes, sir, do you have a
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  Speaker 1: you have a son named Yes, sir? Is everything go hight. Yeah, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: everything is fine. I mean a quick question, man, we
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  Speaker 1: got a situation here with what's going on. We're not
• 20:59
  Speaker 1: we're not gonna be allowed to uh to let him
• 21:01
  Speaker 1: swim here at the pool and the complex anymore. What
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  Speaker 1: we got him from me? Your son? I mean he
• 21:09
  Speaker 1: swims in pretty much every every every other day. You know,
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  Speaker 1: I'm always here seeing him swim, but it seems like
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  Speaker 1: he is. You know, we've been trying to figure out
• 21:18
  Speaker 1: who it is your son keep peeing in the pool, Sam,
• 21:25
  Speaker 1: I don't want to get into it with you, your son.
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  Speaker 1: We finally narrowed it down. Your son is the one
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  Speaker 1: that's pining in the pool every day, and you know
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  Speaker 1: it's really a bad thing. Uh. We can't continue to
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  Speaker 1: keep letting them come over here. We gotta ban him
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  Speaker 1: from the pool so we ain't nash it like this.
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  Speaker 1: Did you check them to be He's gonna say it's
• 21:44
  Speaker 1: my son and in the pool, But your son is
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  Speaker 1: the one to be making faces and stuff, and I
• 21:49
  Speaker 1: know that's what he's doing here in their pin Your
• 21:51
  Speaker 1: son is the one that's pinings. He'd be making faces,
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  Speaker 1: so I know here and their pet, we should be
• 21:59
  Speaker 1: making faces too. Oh, it's something that you're gonna say
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  Speaker 1: in the pool because he's making safe. I'm not gonna
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  Speaker 1: go back lasting like that. I teach my kids better
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  Speaker 1: than that. He ain't been a pool lady. I'm not
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  Speaker 1: gonna All I'm saying is he can't come over here
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  Speaker 1: and swim anymore. He's banned from the pool until we
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  Speaker 1: rectify this problem. You're not saying when he gonna be
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  Speaker 1: in the pool and we all pool, we are gonna
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  Speaker 1: be there. And that's a mind made of fact. I'm thinking,
• 22:26
  Speaker 1: I'm kids to the pool. No, we're gonna last. Man,
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  Speaker 1: I'm not been the city and go back and forth
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  Speaker 1: with you all. I'm trying to tell you it was
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  Speaker 1: just right here. Your son has been paying in the pool.
• 22:36
  Speaker 1: My boss wants me to bed him. If he's not
• 22:39
  Speaker 1: the one, then we will allow him to come back later.
• 22:41
  Speaker 1: But right now with singling people out and your son,
• 22:45
  Speaker 1: you know, it just seems like he's the one that's
• 22:46
  Speaker 1: doing it. What's your name? Was? My name is Glenn.
• 22:50
  Speaker 1: I'm Glen the lifeguard. That's who I am. No, what's
• 22:53
  Speaker 1: your real name? Then I'm supposed to be calling you
• 22:57
  Speaker 1: ain't got little bit this scout of my my son,
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  Speaker 1: no fool, how you everthing to get I'm not at
• 23:03
  Speaker 1: liberty to give my lad's name. The bottom line is
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  Speaker 1: we can't live in carn in the bottom what but
• 23:09
  Speaker 1: you m'tlet me to call? But you can't give me
• 23:12
  Speaker 1: your own money? Okay, listen, I'm not All I'm supposed
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  Speaker 1: to do is call you wnna. Let you know that
• 23:16
  Speaker 1: we're banned in your son from getting in the pool.
• 23:20
  Speaker 1: Once you're talking about you can't band my father treading
• 23:23
  Speaker 1: the life board, get a rid job, a summer job?
• 23:27
  Speaker 1: Did you got a job? And I calling my found
• 23:30
  Speaker 1: you said, you know what, you ain't aboudy and you
• 23:33
  Speaker 1: can't stop nobody who come next pool and we're gonna
• 23:36
  Speaker 1: be damned though tomorrow again. And if you did do
• 23:41
  Speaker 1: your job and clean that man, let me say this
• 23:44
  Speaker 1: to you, if your son comes to the pool tomorrow
• 23:47
  Speaker 1: and get in the pool, I'm snatching your son out
• 23:49
  Speaker 1: of the pool. I'm less you n I wish you
• 23:52
  Speaker 1: would because you don't need a lifeguard, you said, trying
• 23:56
  Speaker 1: a pool. I wish you would. What what kind the
• 24:00
  Speaker 1: probe open? At ten o'clock. We're gonna be there nine Saturday.
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  Speaker 1: You got me up. Come about. You're gonna snatch my
• 24:06
  Speaker 1: son out the pool? You know mine? Everybody be pool?
• 24:11
  Speaker 1: Yea mine, lady. The problem is whatever has been singled
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  Speaker 1: out all the other kids, appointing us and saying he's
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  Speaker 1: the one that's doing it. Your son is the one
• 24:21
  Speaker 1: that's being over He's saying whatever whatever. For right now,
• 24:27
  Speaker 1: all I'm asking is is keep your son away from
• 24:29
  Speaker 1: the pool for the next two weeks. If we found
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  Speaker 1: out that that's not him, will allow him to come back? Okay,
• 24:34
  Speaker 1: ain't me. He ain't staying away from the pool for
• 24:36
  Speaker 1: two weeks. And if you do, he's gonna come back
• 24:38
  Speaker 1: and do for most pool. I'm gonna telling the hold
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  Speaker 1: two weeks with and go back to that talking about
• 24:44
  Speaker 1: my son. Who you can tell you about his faith?
• 24:47
  Speaker 1: You said what you said, he's folly watching life. You
• 24:52
  Speaker 1: watch at the pool. You're mine. You must not know
• 24:56
  Speaker 1: what you're talking to. I will be down. That's a model.
• 24:59
  Speaker 1: Me and I gonna find my kids and they don't
• 25:02
  Speaker 1: get a fool too. I want to do a little
• 25:05
  Speaker 1: kids go without getting them in the pool. Let me
• 25:06
  Speaker 1: tell you something. Don't you bring them kids over there
• 25:09
  Speaker 1: and bring them in the pool. No, none of your children.
• 25:12
  Speaker 1: I don't give it. And what you say you don't
• 25:14
  Speaker 1: run life. God get rid of John. Lady. Listen, lady,
• 25:19
  Speaker 1: I'm not gonna go continue to go back and forth.
• 25:21
  Speaker 1: I got one more thing I need to say to you,
• 25:23
  Speaker 1: and I'm done. Okay, one more thing that I'm done.
• 25:25
  Speaker 1: You ain't got to say to me. I do I
• 25:27
  Speaker 1: want to say that. I do need to say to
• 25:28
  Speaker 1: you what you about to say to me? I need
• 25:31
  Speaker 1: to say this. This is left you Tommy from the
• 25:34
  Speaker 1: Steve Harvey Morning Show. You just got Frank from your homeboard.
• 25:41
  Speaker 1: You Hello, we kid, look man, look up time a doctor. Man.
• 25:55
  Speaker 1: You about to get this life. This y'all places much.
• 25:59
  Speaker 1: Y'all know you got to play too? What little place?
• 26:04
  Speaker 1: But nothing. I'm walking towards them now. I thought you
• 26:07
  Speaker 1: were coming to the pool tomorrow. I was coming to
• 26:10
  Speaker 1: the office today. They still was opening the poecot. I'll
• 26:13
  Speaker 1: to tell me. I call my fosomb myself in the pool.
• 26:17
  Speaker 1: I was for the common. Now take care of them kids, baby.
• 26:20
  Speaker 1: I got one more thing I got to ask you.
• 26:22
  Speaker 1: What is the baddest radio show in the land, the
• 26:26
  Speaker 1: Steve More This show. You gonna have to do something
• 26:33
  Speaker 1: about the kids, to do something about you. You know
• 26:38
  Speaker 1: what I'm saying. We're gonna do somebody. Now, we need
• 26:40
  Speaker 1: that that thing they put in the underwater, well let
• 26:43
  Speaker 1: me head it in that movie or with the water
• 26:45
  Speaker 1: turn blue and if you peeing the pool the one
• 26:47
  Speaker 1: time they need to use the bathroom for they getting
• 26:49
  Speaker 1: the pool Tommy that that yeah, yeah, yeah, I'd like
• 26:53
  Speaker 1: to see that. I didn't look like the Atlantic, like
• 27:02
  Speaker 1: the deep Atlantic over there. You get grown out of
• 27:09
  Speaker 1: you gotta get up and get out. Yeah, y'all got y'all,
• 27:14
  Speaker 1: y'all you got saltwater. You got it, the chlorine saltwater.
• 27:18
  Speaker 1: I love. I didn't do the salt and I make
• 27:21
  Speaker 1: a little kids that come on my house. You need
• 27:23
  Speaker 1: to use the bathroom. Right Yeah, we'll have more of
• 27:29
  Speaker 1: the Steve Harvey Morning Show right after this. You're listening
• 27:32
  Speaker 1: to the Steve Harvey Morning Show. Okay, Steve, Jay, is
• 27:38
  Speaker 1: here your friend, the one you hired, the one your
• 27:42
  Speaker 1: your road dog back in the day. Come on, Jay.
• 27:45
  Speaker 1: Phrases that let you know you didn't do with all phrases,
• 27:48
  Speaker 1: every man, once you hear these phrases, they automatically let
• 27:54
  Speaker 1: you know did not do a good job. We all
• 27:59
  Speaker 1: been there, we've all we've all had some bad Yeah,
• 28:04
  Speaker 1: who is that? Yeah, Junior, ever, let you know you
• 28:19
  Speaker 1: have not done a good like his one? H is that?
• 28:23
  Speaker 1: It is that? All right? Come on, young junior? Oh
• 28:32
  Speaker 1: what i've heard? What time is your game coming on?
• 28:40
  Speaker 1: What time is your game coming on? Nephew, the worst
• 28:49
  Speaker 1: one I've heard. You got to be kids really like that.
• 28:57
  Speaker 1: You got to be kidding, all right. He's the phrases
• 29:01
  Speaker 1: to let you know, guys that you didn't do a
• 29:03
  Speaker 1: good job in the bedroom. Come on, stee, that's okay.
• 29:08
  Speaker 1: You don't have to call me as well. Don't even
• 29:15
  Speaker 1: worry about it. This one, thank you absolutely don't No,
• 29:20
  Speaker 1: don't come. I got you tomorrow. I'll call you when
• 29:23
  Speaker 1: I get in. That's that's okay. This one to really
• 29:27
  Speaker 1: lets you know you're not doing a damn thing in
• 29:30
  Speaker 1: the bedroom. This one right here, this one right here,
• 29:32
  Speaker 1: this is its d Just stop just hold up, stop
• 29:38
  Speaker 1: stop stop stop stop stop out of my clothes stop
• 29:44
  Speaker 1: just no, no, stop damn it. Stop. Yeah that's true, junior. Well,
• 29:57
  Speaker 1: if they got enough energy just to make a regular
• 29:59
  Speaker 1: sta normally what I get after I finished the time
• 30:03
  Speaker 1: they finished. You just say, passed my phone? Give me
• 30:06
  Speaker 1: that phone off a nice stands Now, I'm over here
• 30:08
  Speaker 1: just passing stuff. Nick, got to see what's on the ground.
• 30:14
  Speaker 1: You're doing terrible. Ain't nothing like rolls over neck it
• 30:18
  Speaker 1: passing somebody. But in your mind, are you thinking you
• 30:23
  Speaker 1: killed it? No? No, she just told me come on,
• 30:30
  Speaker 1: nephew phrases and let you know you didn't do well
• 30:32
  Speaker 1: in the bedroom. Guys, is this why you left your
• 30:37
  Speaker 1: car running? This is this? This? This? This the reason
• 30:43
  Speaker 1: right here, I ain't gonna being here but about because
• 30:45
  Speaker 1: you can get right back here. No, now, I don't
• 30:50
  Speaker 1: need a cigarette? Good? Do not need a cigarette? Wow?
• 31:01
  Speaker 1: That yeah, that moment I got one. Listen right here,
• 31:05
  Speaker 1: this one really hurts right here, this right here. Seriously,
• 31:09
  Speaker 1: don't leave your wife back home? Okays, No, don't you
• 31:27
  Speaker 1: leave your house. You can't bring that over here. I can't. Wow, guys,
• 31:35
  Speaker 1: I'll tell you what. That's that's what I knew. I
• 31:37
  Speaker 1: wasn't doing a good job. Give me and said, tell
• 31:39
  Speaker 1: my son. I said, come here? What what what? Tell
• 31:46
  Speaker 1: my son? I said, come here? This is finished? Right? Yes?
• 31:50
  Speaker 1: So you invite yeah, she back on it. You're inviting
• 31:54
  Speaker 1: people in here now I'm in the bate. Mama said,
• 31:59
  Speaker 1: come here, Why don't you just why don't you just
• 32:09
  Speaker 1: wake me up when you throw? Just wake me up
• 32:14
  Speaker 1: when you throw? You didn't put her to sleep on
• 32:18
  Speaker 1: her own phrases and let you know you didn't do
• 32:23
  Speaker 1: such a good job in the bench in the room.
• 32:25
  Speaker 1: Come on, missus, Harvey, what you got? You know what
• 32:29
  Speaker 1: you need? Joe ass like that? Really? Oh you guys,
• 32:43
  Speaker 1: go through it, Joe. Oh yeah, So what time does
• 32:48
  Speaker 1: you obe get here? You want you out immediately like
• 32:55
  Speaker 1: the movie Get Out? Yeah, Jake, this this is hard,
• 33:05
  Speaker 1: but I remember this moment too. You're gonna tell what up?
• 33:11
  Speaker 1: Which which you gonna tell? So that's tell you. I'm
• 33:16
  Speaker 1: told you did your thing. Phrases that let you know
• 33:27
  Speaker 1: you didn't do a good job in the bay. You
• 33:33
  Speaker 1: you you must have took around peel. I can't be
• 33:39
  Speaker 1: the one you was trying to take. That can't be. Oh,
• 33:44
  Speaker 1: I don't want to be. You guys, this is a
• 33:50
  Speaker 1: text that you get on your way home. After you
• 33:53
  Speaker 1: get home, you thank you to did something you got
• 33:57
  Speaker 1: that little emld you with the sad face on with
• 34:01
  Speaker 1: the upside down from dot dot dot you didn't do
• 34:06
  Speaker 1: a damn thing you said you you're listening, all right, Steve,
• 34:17
  Speaker 1: it's your boys time, he's here. Time to slay another one,
• 34:23
  Speaker 1: murder another one. Well, you know what somebody told me,
• 34:27
  Speaker 1: family feud. I don't know where you got that man from,
• 34:33
  Speaker 1: a lot of them merged. I'll be waiting on these songs.
• 34:36
  Speaker 1: We've been friends for years. We go way back like catleaxis.
• 34:41
  Speaker 1: That's what he said, right, So what's the list? The
• 34:43
  Speaker 1: list will probably get longer to date. We're gonna put
• 34:46
  Speaker 1: the Kirk Franklin's name on the list. Oh my god,
• 34:49
  Speaker 1: you mean can't get out me or a little everybody?
• 35:02
  Speaker 1: Who's all right? And I have watched me. Let's sing, everybody,
• 35:11
  Speaker 1: let's do damn sing. We're the verses that you listen to,
• 35:18
  Speaker 1: seeing the harmonies and verses to you do not really
• 35:21
  Speaker 1: running the hells I turn I am with like Tina
• 35:26
  Speaker 1: for help. He's not the work to make the leaves
• 35:31
  Speaker 1: for leave. He does the dances you watch. My shine
• 35:40
  Speaker 1: ran to tell me I'm not sure watching Frankling sing
• 35:53
  Speaker 1: each other. My little man isn't getting hid the studios
• 36:02
  Speaker 1: ever getting in. He don't show us to other session everysolute.
• 36:08
  Speaker 1: See he didn't run around jumping up and down every
• 36:12
  Speaker 1: song that's a chopping every he owes it, but he
• 36:16
  Speaker 1: cannot see. You don't get no publishing a skin as Shine.
• 36:26
  Speaker 1: Rather to tell me show watching he sh breaking amazing,
• 36:40
  Speaker 1: little miss get Shine, tell me nothing, God's littlest Christian man. Wow, somebody,
• 37:10
  Speaker 1: don't you got all the talented people on your show
• 37:15
  Speaker 1: you're listening to show. Here's a question for you. Has
• 37:20
  Speaker 1: social media replaced high school reunions? Well, it seems gone
• 37:25
  Speaker 1: on the days of whatever happened to so and so? Uh.
• 37:28
  Speaker 1: In a digital world with social media, you hardly have
• 37:31
  Speaker 1: to wonder what paths friends, co workers, or even ex
• 37:35
  Speaker 1: lovers are up to, unless you have a classmate that
• 37:38
  Speaker 1: went off the grid who probably wouldn't show up to
• 37:41
  Speaker 1: a reunion anyway. High school, I went to my ten
• 37:48
  Speaker 1: year reunion like a hundred years ever been. Yeah, I
• 37:51
  Speaker 1: went to my twenty year twenty twenty. Yeah, Junior, you've been. Yeah, Monica,
• 37:56
  Speaker 1: you've been. You've been on school twenty he started you
• 38:02
  Speaker 1: see that, you know he started. I don't wonder I
• 38:07
  Speaker 1: was saying, like, you can't believe he's been live that long.
• 38:13
  Speaker 1: I didn't say it like I was saying that. You know,
• 38:16
  Speaker 1: he's twenty years I mean he looked so young. Yeah,
• 38:21
  Speaker 1: you're going on. You never went to one. I went
• 38:25
  Speaker 1: to the ten year went to was it? I lied
• 38:28
  Speaker 1: the whole time? What do you mean you live? Yeah,
• 38:32
  Speaker 1: I'm making so much money. Man, you were prophesying, you
• 38:37
  Speaker 1: weren't lying. Yeah, well at the time, it is so
• 38:41
  Speaker 1: good to go back when you really I didn't invite
• 38:45
  Speaker 1: it back. Now, I am going to the Kent State
• 38:49
  Speaker 1: for the year real or you are. I'm gonna go
• 38:51
  Speaker 1: to that because frat Boys is putting that together. I'm
• 38:56
  Speaker 1: going to see that. So I had a good time. Man,
• 38:59
  Speaker 1: I want go because the brothers. I went to school
• 39:03
  Speaker 1: with some special dude. But it's some people that listen,
• 39:08
  Speaker 1: Like what's Crystal's last name? Man, that I escorted at
• 39:12
  Speaker 1: that this ball, the black Ball that kids that Crystal's name.
• 39:16
  Speaker 1: She called the show one time, dassmate, still listen, Yeah, yeah,
• 39:24
  Speaker 1: she called. She called the show. She was a Delta
• 39:26
  Speaker 1: named Crystal Fin Chocolate sister Crystal Walls crystals last because
• 39:32
  Speaker 1: she kept saying, remember me, man, that is so much
• 39:35
  Speaker 1: fun too. She was tall and fun, Lord of the
• 39:38
  Speaker 1: people who didn't remember you in school and not remember
• 39:40
  Speaker 1: the ass. Now that is the that is the aleute.
• 39:44
  Speaker 1: You go for the oh my god, I go for
• 39:47
  Speaker 1: the hate. You didn't remember. Oh, I can't call her name,
• 39:51
  Speaker 1: but she's like because everybody called me fish fish. You know,
• 39:54
  Speaker 1: I'm like, I can't. I don't remember. I don't I
• 39:56
  Speaker 1: know who the hell she was? Fish? You don't him?
• 40:05
  Speaker 1: We went to bitch. Don't act like that. I don't know,
• 40:13
  Speaker 1: saycause back then, ain't I got a little money. I
• 40:18
  Speaker 1: don't know you. But did everybody look the same? No, no, no,
• 40:28
  Speaker 1: the same. Not at no forty year college for you. No, no, no,
• 40:32
  Speaker 1: no no. I was at the frat's leadership conference in Cincinnati,
• 40:38
  Speaker 1: and you know the dude, marvelous Marven still look like
• 40:40
  Speaker 1: marvelous Marven, Spade still look like Spade. Will Harden still
• 40:45
  Speaker 1: look like well. But then you know, I see him
• 40:47
  Speaker 1: every now and then. Yeah, but it was frat brothers
• 40:51
  Speaker 1: walked up to me. Stay, I couldn't remember that body,
• 40:57
  Speaker 1: you know what? What's so? Boy? Yeah? I turned mom,
• 41:04
  Speaker 1: this who is this man? You don't know? That's so?
• 41:11
  Speaker 1: Are so being my next day? Minute? Right? Right? Look
• 41:19
  Speaker 1: a man? Graduation day. Here's your sixty pounds you'll have
• 41:24
  Speaker 1: forty years from now. All right, we'll be back with
• 41:28
  Speaker 1: more of the Steve Harvey Morning Show right after this.
• 41:32
  Speaker 1: You're listening to Steve Hay Morning Show, coming up at
• 41:37
  Speaker 1: the top of the hour, right about four minutes after
• 41:39
  Speaker 1: today's strawberry letter. But up next, nephew, Tommy right here
• 41:43
  Speaker 1: with today's prank phone call. What you got, nest? Your
• 41:46
  Speaker 1: son too fat? Tommy fat? They with me one more time?
• 41:56
  Speaker 1: Your son too fat? Here? Here? Here? You were you
• 42:02
  Speaker 1: overweighted as a child. Change? Oh, yeah, you've overweighted as
• 42:05
  Speaker 1: an adult. I can tell child. He's still bitter about it. Yes,
• 42:13
  Speaker 1: jeans and said husky on the back. Yes, I'm I'm
• 42:16
  Speaker 1: still bitter. Yeah, yes, run a cat? Your son too fat? Hello? Hello,
• 42:22
  Speaker 1: I'm trying to reach Kathy please, um, this is her.
• 42:25
  Speaker 1: Hi Kathy, This is Kirvy. I'm actually the the owner
• 42:29
  Speaker 1: at the daycare for mine's daycare when your son comes. Okay,
• 42:32
  Speaker 1: all right, I'm sure you're familiar with my wife, Anita. Yes, sir,
• 42:36
  Speaker 1: all right, how are you doing today? I'm good? Oh,
• 42:39
  Speaker 1: how's a little little divine? How's he doing? He's good,
• 42:42
  Speaker 1: he's laying down taking a nap. Okay, you guys been
• 42:45
  Speaker 1: coming here. I guess about a year now, right, yes,
• 42:48
  Speaker 1: since he was one. Okay, listen, I wanted to give
• 42:51
  Speaker 1: you a call. I'm looking at some some informations I
• 42:54
  Speaker 1: was I was divine doing at home? Is he Is
• 42:57
  Speaker 1: he eating properly at home? When you say eating, you
• 43:00
  Speaker 1: mean I mean is he getting U meals every time
• 43:04
  Speaker 1: he's supposed to get them while he's at home? Yeah,
• 43:07
  Speaker 1: he's doing pretty good. Okay, Now there's there's there's no
• 43:11
  Speaker 1: situation where you guys may be a shortage of food
• 43:14
  Speaker 1: or anything like that. Are you uh short as the food? No, sir,
• 43:20
  Speaker 1: My husband works real good. We don't have a problem
• 43:22
  Speaker 1: with as short as the food. Is there a problem
• 43:24
  Speaker 1: with him? Well, you know we're looking at the records
• 43:27
  Speaker 1: and look Levinus too, Yes, sir. Have you looked at
• 43:31
  Speaker 1: the comparison of two year olds the majority of two
• 43:35
  Speaker 1: year olds and in comparison to I guess I should
• 43:38
  Speaker 1: say size in comparison to the bond side, you mean
• 43:41
  Speaker 1: like in body way body size? Yeah, I mean he's
• 43:44
  Speaker 1: a little tall. You know, he wasn't a small chap
• 43:46
  Speaker 1: when he's borne. He was ten pounds. But no, he's
• 43:49
  Speaker 1: on the scale of right where he should be. He's
• 43:52
  Speaker 1: just a little, you know, taller because his daddy is tall.
• 43:55
  Speaker 1: But he's doing okay. So you're you don't think he's
• 43:59
  Speaker 1: anywhere or in the in the ballpark of of of
• 44:02
  Speaker 1: of obesity at two? You mean fat? I mean, I
• 44:06
  Speaker 1: didn't want to be blunt, but but but miss Cathy,
• 44:09
  Speaker 1: you're I mean, I mean your son's Let me just say,
• 44:13
  Speaker 1: on a Sunday, I'm relaxed and we're talking about you
• 44:17
  Speaker 1: think my son is a little overweight or what he's
• 44:20
  Speaker 1: what's the problem? Well, I mean I think it's fat,
• 44:25
  Speaker 1: you know, and and the problem I'm gonna happening. I'm
• 44:28
  Speaker 1: noticing the records of everything that's wait wait, wait, wait,
• 44:30
  Speaker 1: we need to back up to you think he's sat.
• 44:33
  Speaker 1: I've never spoken to you, mister Kirby. Is that what
• 44:35
  Speaker 1: she said? My name is Kirby. Okay, So every morning
• 44:38
  Speaker 1: that I dropped him off for a year and I
• 44:40
  Speaker 1: give my daycare money. Miss Benita has never said anything
• 44:44
  Speaker 1: about his eating habits. So you're telling me that you
• 44:46
  Speaker 1: think my son is fat with him, you deal with
• 44:49
  Speaker 1: him on a daily basis. I don't deal with him
• 44:51
  Speaker 1: on a daily basis. What I'm looking at is records
• 44:53
  Speaker 1: that are showing me that he's eating way more than
• 44:56
  Speaker 1: the rest of anybody at the daycare. And not only that,
• 44:59
  Speaker 1: he's drinking, and probably a gallon of milk a day,
• 45:02
  Speaker 1: a gallon of milk. Y'all only get snacks two times
• 45:05
  Speaker 1: a day, and he's there only for breakfast in lunch.
• 45:08
  Speaker 1: And how in the hell is he drinking a gallon
• 45:10
  Speaker 1: of milk? And if he is, ma'am. But all I
• 45:14
  Speaker 1: know is this, No, no, I'm blown away by this
• 45:16
  Speaker 1: because you calling me on a Sunday, calling my damn
• 45:18
  Speaker 1: child fat. That's the problem. And your wife has never
• 45:21
  Speaker 1: said a damn thing. Never has she said one thing
• 45:25
  Speaker 1: to me in a year when she collecting my damn
• 45:26
  Speaker 1: daycare money. She ain't said my son is eating y'all
• 45:29
  Speaker 1: at a house at home. Okay, Well, you know, my
• 45:31
  Speaker 1: wife's a different person, and she tries to be cordial
• 45:33
  Speaker 1: with everyone. He's the one who deals with me, mister Kirby.
• 45:36
  Speaker 1: I've never met you, never met you. It's all of
• 45:39
  Speaker 1: a sunday. The reason why I'm calling you on a Sunday, ma'am,
• 45:42
  Speaker 1: is that I know tomorrow. If you're gonna be trying
• 45:44
  Speaker 1: to drop your son off, I am gonna drop him off.
• 45:47
  Speaker 1: I am no. No, that's that's kind of the reason
• 45:49
  Speaker 1: why I'm calling you. Now. Here's what we mean that
• 45:53
  Speaker 1: either you can keep him at home. No, I'm not
• 45:55
  Speaker 1: keeping him at home. My husband works and I work.
• 45:58
  Speaker 1: I'm dropping my damn son off at six thirty like
• 46:01
  Speaker 1: I do every morning. Because man, man listening, if we
• 46:05
  Speaker 1: can't get him, if you really want to get this
• 46:08
  Speaker 1: on the side, because obviously you ain't the one that
• 46:10
  Speaker 1: need to be talking to me. Because if you're not
• 46:12
  Speaker 1: there every day and I did with your wife, I'm
• 46:14
  Speaker 1: telling you that your son is too big to be
• 46:19
  Speaker 1: is coming every morning if that's the case, and if
• 46:22
  Speaker 1: he's eating at a house at home, I'll send him
• 46:24
  Speaker 1: some extra. But what I pay my money for is
• 46:27
  Speaker 1: what you're gonna feed him for two full milk and
• 46:30
  Speaker 1: two snacks, and if he need extra, I'll put some
• 46:33
  Speaker 1: in his bag. But he's drinking a gallon of milk
• 46:36
  Speaker 1: a day? Are you looking there? I don't care. There's
• 46:39
  Speaker 1: no way possible that he can drink a gallon of
• 46:40
  Speaker 1: milk a day, y'all. Here's here's here's the deal. I
• 46:43
  Speaker 1: don't want you to have to stop bringing your son now,
• 46:45
  Speaker 1: and I'm not and I'm not. Here's my second alternative.
• 46:48
  Speaker 1: I will put him on a diet. Okay, I'll give
• 46:51
  Speaker 1: him an apple in the day. You ain't, no, damn
• 46:54
  Speaker 1: you ain't. Are you from the health food program? I will.
• 46:57
  Speaker 1: I will give him an apple and a glass of
• 46:59
  Speaker 1: water in the morning, and I'll give him an apple
• 47:00
  Speaker 1: and a glass of water in the evening, and then
• 47:02
  Speaker 1: you guys can feed him when he gets home. You
• 47:04
  Speaker 1: must be certified in the food program, especially if you're
• 47:07
  Speaker 1: sitting up here telling me my damn son is going
• 47:08
  Speaker 1: on a diet and he's not drinking no water and
• 47:11
  Speaker 1: no apple. He needs a full snack. If the other
• 47:15
  Speaker 1: kids is having an apple, no water, then that's what
• 47:17
  Speaker 1: you better be serving him. But if that ain't the case,
• 47:19
  Speaker 1: in hell, no, he better get the full snack. So
• 47:21
  Speaker 1: if that's Graham crackers an apple juice, well, damn it,
• 47:23
  Speaker 1: that's what my son better be getting. And if he won't, astra,
• 47:25
  Speaker 1: he better get it. Listen, all I'm trying to tell
• 47:28
  Speaker 1: you is your son drink two months drinks? Oh whoa, whoa, whoa?
• 47:34
  Speaker 1: You need to back the top. I know you did
• 47:36
  Speaker 1: not cussing me. I know you're ready to cut to me.
• 47:41
  Speaker 1: Let me tell you what like you ain't got to
• 47:44
  Speaker 1: worry about it. We don't have nothing else to talking about.
• 47:46
  Speaker 1: My husband, me, your wife, and everybody that works at
• 47:50
  Speaker 1: damn daycare better be there in the morning because that's
• 47:52
  Speaker 1: six thirty. We gonna be there, and my son he's
• 47:55
  Speaker 1: coming a week and he gonna eat all week. If
• 48:00
  Speaker 1: he want two gallons of milk, he gonna drink it.
• 48:02
  Speaker 1: If he want two plates of food, he gonna get it.
• 48:05
  Speaker 1: Because I tell you what, we pay them good money
• 48:08
  Speaker 1: to come to that daycare. So you're gonna bring your
• 48:11
  Speaker 1: child up there that I'm gonna have to put him
• 48:13
  Speaker 1: on some swim fast. Now I will put your child
• 48:16
  Speaker 1: on swim fast. I was trying not to give him
• 48:18
  Speaker 1: to subspected, but I will ask give him some slim fast,
• 48:21
  Speaker 1: and you're gonna get a slim fast swooping. I'm gonna
• 48:24
  Speaker 1: whop y'all that whoever gave it to him, whoever gave
• 48:27
  Speaker 1: it to him, they gonna get a slim fast shipping.
• 48:29
  Speaker 1: All the little kids gona have some slimpass if he
• 48:31
  Speaker 1: getting some. He better eat whatever they eat. And if
• 48:34
  Speaker 1: they eat steak with damn it, he better have some too.
• 48:36
  Speaker 1: If we had steak, he'd probably eat the whole Damn
• 48:38
  Speaker 1: cof he eatn't care I pay for it, but he
• 48:41
  Speaker 1: been like getting up slimp fast. I will shut it
• 48:44
  Speaker 1: down about my child. Okay, I got something else you
• 48:47
  Speaker 1: need to know about your son. What the else do
• 48:50
  Speaker 1: I need to know? Besides you think my son is overweight?
• 48:54
  Speaker 1: What the elf can you tell me today? I need
• 48:56
  Speaker 1: to tell you this. I need to tell you that.
• 48:59
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• 49:02
  Speaker 1: your girlfriend Lucretia got me to prank call you. What
• 49:08
  Speaker 1: did you just say? What did you just say? This
• 49:13
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• 49:16
  Speaker 1: girlfriend Lucretia got me to frank phone call you. I'm
• 49:21
  Speaker 1: gonna be sad to that she knows. I don't play
• 49:26
  Speaker 1: about my damn son at all. That's my only son.
• 49:29
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• 49:31
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• 49:39
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• 51:20
  Speaker 1: in the middle of the night. Dear Stephen Shirley, I
• 51:24
  Speaker 1: need your honest advice here because I don't know how
• 51:27
  Speaker 1: to handle this situation. I'm in my late forties and
• 51:30
  Speaker 1: in a good relationship with a man my age. We
• 51:33
  Speaker 1: are well above the age of foolishness, but recently we
• 51:36
  Speaker 1: had a big disagreement. I was staying at his house
• 51:40
  Speaker 1: the other night and I got a call from my
• 51:42
  Speaker 1: ex husband, who I still consider a friend. My ex
• 51:46
  Speaker 1: husband is still single and he lives alone, so when
• 51:50
  Speaker 1: he called me at two thirty am, I figured there
• 51:53
  Speaker 1: had to be something serious going on and I needed
• 51:56
  Speaker 1: to go and see about him. So I got up
• 52:00
  Speaker 1: and was leaving to go help my ex husband. My
• 52:03
  Speaker 1: boyfriend got very upset with me, and we got into
• 52:06
  Speaker 1: a huge argument about it. I don't understand what the
• 52:09
  Speaker 1: big deal is. I would help anybody. I may have
• 52:12
  Speaker 1: shared too many details about my friendship with my ex husband,
• 52:15
  Speaker 1: and I probably shouldn't have told him that my ex
• 52:18
  Speaker 1: still has me listed as a beneficiary on his life
• 52:20
  Speaker 1: insurance policy. Surely my man doesn't think I still want
• 52:24
  Speaker 1: my ex husband or vice versa. My man said he
• 52:28
  Speaker 1: was only angry because it was a safety issue for
• 52:30
  Speaker 1: me to leave at two thirty. But I know it's
• 52:33
  Speaker 1: deeper than that. So now I'm second guessing everything. Maybe
• 52:37
  Speaker 1: I should have even maybe I shouldn't have even answered
• 52:39
  Speaker 1: the late night phone call. Was I'm not supposed to
• 52:42
  Speaker 1: go help my ex? What do you think please help? Okay?
• 52:46
  Speaker 1: After he called at two thirty am and you ran
• 52:49
  Speaker 1: off to as you say, go see about him. Yes,
• 52:54
  Speaker 1: your man definitely thinks you guys have something going on okay,
• 52:58
  Speaker 1: and that you guys still want each other. I mean,
• 53:00
  Speaker 1: who does this? I don't get it. Who does that?
• 53:03
  Speaker 1: Did your ex say something was wrong or seriously going on?
• 53:07
  Speaker 1: Like you say in the letter? I'll ask it this way.
• 53:10
  Speaker 1: What man is going to sit back and be okay
• 53:13
  Speaker 1: with his woman running to another man at two thirty
• 53:16
  Speaker 1: in the morning. How does this make sense to you?
• 53:19
  Speaker 1: This is a man who happens to be your ex husband.
• 53:22
  Speaker 1: I mean, does this really sound reasonable to you? He
• 53:25
  Speaker 1: may have said that it was a safety issue with you,
• 53:28
  Speaker 1: but it was way more than that, and probably that too.
• 53:31
  Speaker 1: As a matter of fact, if it was a safety issue,
• 53:34
  Speaker 1: if he thought he should have gone along with you,
• 53:36
  Speaker 1: I can guarantee you he's not upset about you and
• 53:39
  Speaker 1: the life insurance thing. That's not anything for him to
• 53:43
  Speaker 1: be worried about, because that's a good thing. It's about
• 53:46
  Speaker 1: you getting up out of that bed and going over
• 53:49
  Speaker 1: to your ex's house. That's it. That's all. Let me
• 53:52
  Speaker 1: ask you this, what if you were what were you
• 53:55
  Speaker 1: going to do for your ex? Did he say he never?
• 53:58
  Speaker 1: You never said what it was. You just never said
• 54:03
  Speaker 1: you never said what it was? Help him do? What
• 54:06
  Speaker 1: I mean? Couldn't it wait until later in the morning?
• 54:09
  Speaker 1: Otherwise it just sounds like a booty call. That's it.
• 54:12
  Speaker 1: I don't see how you don't see that. You're right.
• 54:15
  Speaker 1: You shouldn't have answered the phone when you saw it
• 54:18
  Speaker 1: was your ex husband. You shouldn't have gone over there.
• 54:21
  Speaker 1: It could have waited whatever was Your man is right
• 54:23
  Speaker 1: to be mad. If he was at your house and
• 54:27
  Speaker 1: a woman called him at two thirty in the morning,
• 54:28
  Speaker 1: he got up to go see her, how would you feel.
• 54:31
  Speaker 1: You would be mad just like he is. So I
• 54:34
  Speaker 1: know you'd be highly upset and have a major attitude. Okay,
• 54:38
  Speaker 1: So you were wrong. You should have stayed there and
• 54:41
  Speaker 1: not answered the call. Okay, And you're gonna have to
• 54:44
  Speaker 1: deal with this because your man, hopefully he'll forgive you.
• 54:46
  Speaker 1: But I don't know, Steve. I can't believe this is
• 54:51
  Speaker 1: written by a woman who's grown. I left in the
• 54:55
  Speaker 1: middle of the night. The name of this letter should
• 54:58
  Speaker 1: be high stood this sound to you, that's the title
• 55:03
  Speaker 1: of this letter. Let's change this letter. How stupid this
• 55:07
  Speaker 1: sound to you, Shirley. I need your honest advice, and Steve, yeah,
• 55:12
  Speaker 1: I'm glad you. I'm glad you said honest advice because
• 55:15
  Speaker 1: I want to hell you fitting get him, because I
• 55:18
  Speaker 1: don't know how to handle this situation. I remember late parties.
• 55:22
  Speaker 1: Get a good relationship with a man my age. We
• 55:26
  Speaker 1: above the age of foolishness. No, no, no, stop right there,
• 55:29
  Speaker 1: he is above the foolish You all up in foolishness.
• 55:36
  Speaker 1: But recently we had a big disagreement. I was standing
• 55:39
  Speaker 1: at this house the other night. I got a call
• 55:41
  Speaker 1: from my ex husband, who I still consider a fred.
• 55:45
  Speaker 1: Problem number one, my ex husband is still single. Problem
• 55:50
  Speaker 1: number two, what's the little noise that's putting on the
• 55:52
  Speaker 1: brake and he lives alone? That's problem number three. So
• 55:57
  Speaker 1: he called me a two thirds am. I figured there
• 56:01
  Speaker 1: had to be something serious going on. And I needed
• 56:03
  Speaker 1: to go see about him, so I got up and
• 56:06
  Speaker 1: was leaving to help my ex husband. The hell is
• 56:09
  Speaker 1: wrong with you? Let's go back to the title that
• 56:11
  Speaker 1: I want to call this letter. How stupid this sound
• 56:15
  Speaker 1: to you? We're laying in bed, phone rang, It's two thirty.
• 56:22
  Speaker 1: You figure something seriously got to be wrong. So you
• 56:27
  Speaker 1: sits up, You gets dressed, and you're going to see
• 56:30
  Speaker 1: about your ex husband too. Fanny and him phone calls.
• 56:38
  Speaker 1: It's prime booty time. One more time, Prime booty time.
• 56:47
  Speaker 1: Matter of fact, you're on the back end of a
• 56:49
  Speaker 1: booty call two thirty late. The booty is in the
• 56:55
  Speaker 1: process of having already answered the call. Wow, we're showering
• 57:01
  Speaker 1: about now? This rist all usually the big rist All.
• 57:09
  Speaker 1: We'll be back with the rest of this to hell
• 57:11
  Speaker 1: you talking about? We'll have part two of Steve's response
• 57:15
  Speaker 1: coming going right at twenty three after the hour left
• 57:19
  Speaker 1: in the middle of the night. Or how stupid does
• 57:21
  Speaker 1: this sound to you? You're listening to show? All right,
• 57:27
  Speaker 1: come on, Steve, part two of your response to today.
• 57:30
  Speaker 1: This woman got a booty call at two thirty in
• 57:32
  Speaker 1: the morning, her laying next to her new boyfriend. It's
• 57:35
  Speaker 1: her ex husband who is single and lives alone, and
• 57:39
  Speaker 1: you figured something had to be seriously wrong in two
• 57:41
  Speaker 1: thirty in the morning, So you gets up to leading
• 57:44
  Speaker 1: now yo, yo, her boyfriend, man, what are you posted me?
• 57:48
  Speaker 1: You're getting up to answer? What is? We all know
• 57:51
  Speaker 1: is a booty call? Shirley know that? So why are
• 57:56
  Speaker 1: we sitting up here trying to act like this ain't
• 57:59
  Speaker 1: what it need? My boyfriend got very upset with me.
• 58:03
  Speaker 1: We got into a huge argument about it. I don't
• 58:05
  Speaker 1: understand what the big deal is. I would help anybody.
• 58:08
  Speaker 1: Oh so now you're tricking. Oh, you would help anybody.
• 58:16
  Speaker 1: So anybody that calls at two thirty you willing to
• 58:19
  Speaker 1: get up in help. Let me explain something to you. Lady,
• 58:22
  Speaker 1: I'm sixty one. Let me just dig off in my
• 58:25
  Speaker 1: past a little bit. Help. I didn't call a lot
• 58:28
  Speaker 1: of women at tooth thirty anymore and said, it ain't
• 58:33
  Speaker 1: ever been nothing wrong, you haven't been sick, or it's
• 58:39
  Speaker 1: not an emergency, not a tooth if I call you
• 58:46
  Speaker 1: a toothy. The only thing wrong with me is I'm
• 58:51
  Speaker 1: lonely and I just need to be I need some
• 59:01
  Speaker 1: I need somebody to put me to sleep. I'm suffering
• 59:06
  Speaker 1: from in something I can't go to sleep. And you
• 59:09
  Speaker 1: could be the bigg ass peel come rock a bye
• 59:14
  Speaker 1: baby in the tree talking come on, come and put
• 59:20
  Speaker 1: me to sleep. But it took that in the moaning
• 59:25
  Speaker 1: what a man called a woman. Something's going old. Someone's
• 59:31
  Speaker 1: on the phone three o'clock in the moaning yail talking
• 59:37
  Speaker 1: about he can't make it right? Did you hear me
• 59:44
  Speaker 1: al Green saying about this? Now hear you answering it,
• 59:49
  Speaker 1: trying to figure out what the hell he mad about?
• 59:51
  Speaker 1: Because al Green is at your house? Yeah? Right, my
• 59:57
  Speaker 1: friendship I have shared, I would help anybody. I may
• 1:00:02
  Speaker 1: have shared too many details about my friendship with my
• 1:00:04
  Speaker 1: ex husband, So now you're running your mouth too, Okay,
• 1:00:10
  Speaker 1: And I probably shouldn't have told him my ex still
• 1:00:13
  Speaker 1: has me listed as a beneficiary on his life insureance policy.
• 1:00:17
  Speaker 1: Oh well, maybe that was it. Maybe you were going
• 1:00:20
  Speaker 1: over there and make sure you still well. But see,
• 1:00:26
  Speaker 1: but in order to make sure you the beneficiary, you
• 1:00:28
  Speaker 1: got to provide benefits. See you get the beneficial, you
• 1:00:33
  Speaker 1: got to be the benefited. You understand, see that one
• 1:00:37
  Speaker 1: I'm talking about. Surely, surely my man doesn't think I
• 1:00:40
  Speaker 1: still want my ex husband or vice versa. Why would
• 1:00:43
  Speaker 1: you now heither put you on the policy? This heiter
• 1:00:48
  Speaker 1: impitied me a sugar daddy. I'm your sugar daddy now
• 1:00:51
  Speaker 1: and when I'm gonna hello hello. This a matter of fact,
• 1:00:56
  Speaker 1: your ex husband falls into the category a super sugar day.
• 1:01:04
  Speaker 1: And see so now, if you got a sugar daddy,
• 1:01:07
  Speaker 1: that's a super sugar daddy that can provide sugar, living
• 1:01:10
  Speaker 1: and gold. You got to get over there and provide
• 1:01:13
  Speaker 1: benefit so you can be remained the beneficial area. That's
• 1:01:18
  Speaker 1: what you need to do now. My man said he
• 1:01:24
  Speaker 1: was only angry because it was a safety issue for
• 1:01:28
  Speaker 1: me to leave in two thirty. Your damn writer was
• 1:01:31
  Speaker 1: a safety issue for you to leave in two thirty.
• 1:01:34
  Speaker 1: The damn safety issue was he might lose you to
• 1:01:38
  Speaker 1: the man with all he damn this man got a
• 1:01:42
  Speaker 1: suce policy. Was I not supposed to go help my ex?
• 1:01:49
  Speaker 1: Let's talk about the help you probably provide it. Break
• 1:01:53
  Speaker 1: it down, Break it down. He's locked out of his house,
• 1:01:58
  Speaker 1: h and why do you have a key? He's sick
• 1:02:03
  Speaker 1: and only you can make him better. You better make
• 1:02:07
  Speaker 1: a song out of this, nah two thirty, Come on
• 1:02:13
  Speaker 1: any morning, somebody just can't. Lee picks up the phone
• 1:02:24
  Speaker 1: and it called on me and I went out to
• 1:02:30
  Speaker 1: do just to Skippy ain't happy on mine about to
• 1:02:38
  Speaker 1: go out the do I got. I bought both fires.
• 1:02:43
  Speaker 1: I'm about to give him some more because I'm a beneficialary.
• 1:02:52
  Speaker 1: I'm about to used to be Maverick, used to be mavering.
• 1:02:59
  Speaker 1: Now gotta go and take care my benefisher status won't
• 1:03:14
  Speaker 1: and I won't heal, uh huh, he's leaving money when
• 1:03:20
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  Speaker 1: not a kiss. It was not memorable. It very forceful.
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  Speaker 1: how old were you? How old were you when you
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  Speaker 1: know a lot of people graduate this year from high
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  Speaker 1: of photos of caps getting thrown in and robes and
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  Speaker 1: I want to say something to young people today. Um,
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  Speaker 1: I'm often asked what would I say to my eighteen
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  Speaker 1: or twenty one year old self if I knew the
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  Speaker 1: things I know now. I get often asked that question.
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  Speaker 1: And because my youngest is turning twenty one this month,
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  Speaker 1: and that's all my kids will now be over twenty
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  Speaker 1: one years old, I think one of the things that
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  Speaker 1: Follow your dreams and keep your foot on the gas pedal.
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  Speaker 1: You know, so many times young people take this opportunity
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  Speaker 1: to graduate to just start on this party run. And
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  Speaker 1: I can't really, I can't really knock that. You know,
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  Speaker 1: you should celebrate the fact that you finally out of
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  Speaker 1: have a celebration. But I got news for you. At
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  Speaker 1: celebration ought to be brief. That whole summer you talking
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  Speaker 1: about doing a lot of that's gonna be wasted valuable time,
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  Speaker 1: It only takes thirty days to be a form of habit.
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  Speaker 1: yourself not so much taking care of business when September
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  Speaker 1: get here, because you're still in party mode. I have
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  Speaker 1: tried to express upon the young people in my life,
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  Speaker 1: keep your foot on the gas pedal. Don't blow your twenties.
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  Speaker 1: I was in my thirties, and I spent all of
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  Speaker 1: I was twenty, and I looked up and I was four,
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  Speaker 1: and all of a sudden, I was trying to be
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  Speaker 1: in my forties everything that I could have been in
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  Speaker 1: my thirties. And then I looked up one day and
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  Speaker 1: I was fifty, and I was finally putting it together.
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  Speaker 1: But lord, ha mercy, I look back, I said, Man,
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  Speaker 1: I could have had it together. I could have saved
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  Speaker 1: myself a lot of time had I just kept my
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  Speaker 1: foot on the gas. Stop looking for ways to be
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  Speaker 1: ways to maximize your time and effort to make them
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  Speaker 1: count for something. Because your future, I got news for you,
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  Speaker 1: is coming and everything you do today is going to
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  Speaker 1: affect those days that's coming called the future. So what
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  Speaker 1: you're doing today is going to affect your tomorrow. You
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  Speaker 1: can believe that. So if you ain't got your foot
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  Speaker 1: on the gas, it's gonna show up tomorrow. I promise
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  Speaker 1: you it will. It's just the way it works. And
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  Speaker 1: the second thing I tell my young people, follow your dreams.
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  Speaker 1: Chase them dreams. Man. But is the good news. God
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  Speaker 1: is in to make your dream come true. Business. And
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  Speaker 1: I don't care what age you are. God is in
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  Speaker 1: to make your dream come true. Business. God is in
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  Speaker 1: the delivery business. He's in the forgiving business. He's in
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  Speaker 1: come on, let's go forward business. That's the business he's in.
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  Speaker 1: But he can't put you in the business unless you're
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  Speaker 1: already in it. You make one step, he'll make two.
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  Speaker 1: He will not make all the steps for you. You
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  Speaker 1: gotta do some of this yourself. You gotta try something.
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  Speaker 1: God will put his finger on it and bless it,
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  Speaker 1: but he gotta have something to put his finger on.
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  Speaker 1: He just can't seeing blessings to your house and you
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  Speaker 1: sit there just opening up boxes. But you ain't paid
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  Speaker 1: to make an order. It's some things you gotta do
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  Speaker 1: to get packages to the house, don't you agree. Well,
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  Speaker 1: that's the same thing with a blessing. If you want
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  Speaker 1: more blessings to come your way, you gotta do more
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  Speaker 1: things to get blessed. It's just a real common sense thing.
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  Speaker 1: Follow your dreams and take your don't take your foot
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  Speaker 1: you to be. Your mom and them don't know everything,
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  Speaker 1: pegging you to be a lawyer. You know how many
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  Speaker 1: lawyers I know out of that profession because they got
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  Speaker 1: talked into it, and then they find out later a man,
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  Speaker 1: that it don't make them happy, that it don't make
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  Speaker 1: only got one time to go around these this track hill.
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  Speaker 1: Follow your dreams because God is in to make your
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  Speaker 1: dream come true. Business And once you decide what your
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  Speaker 1: dream is, don't take your foot off the gas because
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  Speaker 1: you do, I and so many others have done. I
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  Speaker 1: blew all my twenties, all of them. Spent all of
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  Speaker 1: my thirties fixing what I had messed up in my twenties.
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  Speaker 1: Next thing I knew, I was forty. Now, all of
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  Speaker 1: a sudden, I'm trying to be what I should have
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  Speaker 1: already been in my thirties. And then I looked up
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  Speaker 1: and I was fifty and I had it together. But
• 1:22:25
  Speaker 1: I looked back and I went, man, I blew so
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  Speaker 1: much time. So those are the two things I would
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