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Steve In L.A., Bitterman Interview, Roscoe Wallace, NBA Trash Talk and more. · The Steve Harvey Morning Show

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  Speaker 1: Today show is pre recorded.
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  Speaker 2: Y'all know what's y'all don't know y'all all at all.
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  Speaker 3: So given them.
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  Speaker 4: Black the million buf bus things and its styeah listening
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  Speaker 4: to to.
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  Speaker 5: I want to joy? Yeah, Joy, you turn. You gotta turn.
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  Speaker 4: Cat to turn the mouth turn you probably got to
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  Speaker 4: turn the mouth, turn out.
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  Speaker 6: The water of the money up. Look me.
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  Speaker 7: Come come out.
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  Speaker 6: You think that?
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  Speaker 3: Uh?
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  Speaker 6: I sure will? Hey, good morning everybody. You're listening to
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  Speaker 6: the voice, Come on, dig me now one it only
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  Speaker 6: Steve Harvey got a radio show. I've been saying it
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  Speaker 6: like that since I got it too. All right, got
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  Speaker 6: a good one for you today. Yesterday the other day,
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  Speaker 6: I was talking to you about the most effective weapon
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  Speaker 6: available to us as human beings, I think is prayer.
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  Speaker 6: I think prayer helps us in so many ways. But
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  Speaker 6: right now, what I want to do is I want
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  Speaker 6: to show you how prayer pays off. I want to
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  Speaker 6: show you what good it can do for you. Even me,
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  Speaker 6: I use it every day, and the days I don't
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  Speaker 6: use it, I feel it that that, you know, the
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  Speaker 6: days that I go, you know, without talking to him
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  Speaker 6: as much, I notice it. I feel it. I feel
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  Speaker 6: a certain kind of way, you know, those that doubt
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  Speaker 6: starts slipping in again, that uneasy feeling of uncertainty slips
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  Speaker 6: in again, and that wondering what I'm gonna do start
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  Speaker 6: slipping in again. Happens to me, It happens everybody. Man,
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  Speaker 6: I think, I really, really do you know, if people
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  Speaker 6: would just keep it real with each other, stop being
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  Speaker 6: this Christian this superman, because you ain't you ain't. There's
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  Speaker 6: a scripture that says that's none perfect, no, not one.
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  Speaker 6: That's everybody that cover all of us thought it. So
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  Speaker 6: sometimes I think we're a little too hard on each
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  Speaker 6: other with that too, Seeing that's how we not perfect,
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  Speaker 6: we immediately want to just just oh man, you just
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  Speaker 6: want to kill when we find somebody do something wrong.
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  Speaker 6: Bell If we go public, everything go public now it
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  Speaker 6: calls social media. But anyway, I just want to talk
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  Speaker 6: to you about how prayer pays off. It's called it
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  Speaker 6: all eye and money. People got money, call it all eyes.
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  Speaker 6: So return on investment. People always looking for a return
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  Speaker 6: on investment. You know, nobody, nobody in business really gives
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  Speaker 6: you money without understanding the return on investment. They don't
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  Speaker 6: even give money to charities unless they think it can
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  Speaker 6: do something with the bottom line. A lot of companies
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  Speaker 6: work like that. I found out out myself. Sad, but
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  Speaker 6: it is true. So since everything is expected to work
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  Speaker 6: on a return on investment, I assume because we're human beings.
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  Speaker 6: So since we are human beings, whether you're in business
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  Speaker 6: or not, you still in the business of living. I
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  Speaker 6: think when you pray, you should expect a return on
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  Speaker 6: your investment. You talk to him, you spend time opening
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  Speaker 6: up to him, you bowed your head to him, you
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  Speaker 6: humbled yourself, you got on your knees. I mean, but
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  Speaker 6: really we talking God here. So really, what you're doing
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  Speaker 6: ain't really about nothing. Be honest with you. A little
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  Speaker 6: bit that you do do on his behalf, it just
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  Speaker 6: pales in comparison with what he does. But let's just
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  Speaker 6: say you want to call yourself invested, Well, let me
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  Speaker 6: show you how it pays off. This because see for me,
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  Speaker 6: this is for me. Now, prayer pays off in different ways.
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  Speaker 6: That's what I had to learn. See, I was praying,
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  Speaker 6: but I was asking him specifically for what I wanted.
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  Speaker 6: I had the audacity, though, to turn around and tell
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  Speaker 6: him how to do what I wanted. That's amazing. Man.
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  Speaker 6: I can't tell you how many blessings I block come
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  Speaker 6: in my way by putting my faith in what I
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  Speaker 6: said I wanted and how I wanted him to do it.
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  Speaker 6: I want you to give me this. I want that
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  Speaker 6: person to go away. I want this person to accept
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  Speaker 6: everything you say. Then I want to go over here
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  Speaker 6: and I want this deal to happen like this, and
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  Speaker 6: I want that person to just step aside and let
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  Speaker 6: me through. And then I want that I was I
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  Speaker 6: had it mapped out. God must have been chuckling really hard.
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  Speaker 6: He had been gonna, boy, I made you to be funny.
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  Speaker 6: But boy, you funny now. So you're gonna tell me
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  Speaker 6: how to do it. And you've all heard this right here.
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  Speaker 6: If you want to make God laugh telling me your playing, well,
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  Speaker 6: that's what I did. And that's how we pray. A
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  Speaker 6: lot of times we pray, and we pray. In the prayer,
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  Speaker 6: we're telling him how to work it out. Well, here's
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  Speaker 6: the deal. This is what I've learned. Prayer pays off
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  Speaker 6: in different ways. There's a different return of my investment
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  Speaker 6: when I pray. See, sometimes when I'm praying for something,
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  Speaker 6: a situation to dissolve itself or go away, sometimes I
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  Speaker 6: get courage out of the prayer. Prayer provides me courage.
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  Speaker 6: That's just to go on and look at it. I
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  Speaker 6: guess face it.
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  Speaker 2: Then.
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  Speaker 6: Sometimes when I'm praying about a situation, sometimes prayer gives
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  Speaker 6: me hanging power. Sometimes, man, it just I look up
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  Speaker 6: and I'm just handling it better. Sometimes prayer gives you
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  Speaker 6: laughing off power. Sometimes, man, you just got to laugh
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  Speaker 6: it off whatever, man, you trip it? Do you know
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  Speaker 6: what that is? If you could do that?
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  Speaker 7: You know.
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  Speaker 6: Sometimes it gives you a show of strength power. Sometimes
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  Speaker 6: prayer allows you to have the appearance that you got
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  Speaker 6: it all together. Nobody got to know the world winning
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  Speaker 6: the tornado, the hurricane that's swirling in your life, You
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  Speaker 6: standing over that like the eye the hurricane, you just
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  Speaker 6: and it's all swirling around you. But you standing there
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  Speaker 6: like the eye, you just as calm. That's what prayer does.
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  Speaker 6: So when you pray, man, it builds up a lot
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  Speaker 6: of things in you. You know what it's done for me.
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  Speaker 6: Prayer has built up character in me. It's made me
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  Speaker 6: have more character because I'm able to stand stronger on
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  Speaker 6: the things I say because I've been praying, because I've
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  Speaker 6: been asking God for all of those return of investments.
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  Speaker 6: I've been asking God for courage. I've been asking God
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  Speaker 6: for hanging that. I've been asking him to give me
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  Speaker 6: the power to walk away. I've asked him to give
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  Speaker 6: me ignored power. I've asked him to help me laugh
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  Speaker 6: it off. I've asked him to show me strength. But
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  Speaker 6: you know what I was doing, I was really praying,
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  Speaker 6: not really for them things be real with you. I
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  Speaker 6: was asking him to help me. Lord, help me. You
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  Speaker 6: ever done that? You have asked God for help, and
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  Speaker 6: then all of a sudden, the list of these things
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  Speaker 6: show up. See, sometimes how you want the problem to
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  Speaker 6: be solved ain't the best way. There's a lesson to
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  Speaker 6: be learned when we make mistakes. And sometimes you got
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  Speaker 6: to stay in that fire and you got to learn
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  Speaker 6: that lesson. But guess what, though, when you come out
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  Speaker 6: of it, you're gonna be better for it. You gonna
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  Speaker 6: know more about it. Come on, y'all, pray. He's solid.
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  Speaker 6: His word is true, It lasts forever. He do what
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  Speaker 6: he said he gonna do now all day, all night,
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  Speaker 6: twenty four seven. He do it all day, all night,
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  Speaker 6: and then some more. His word don't ever change. It's true.
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  Speaker 6: It works for me. It worked for you. It worked
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  Speaker 6: for Jake's, for Old Steam, it worked for Kirk Franklin.
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  Speaker 6: It worked for Paula White, It worked for Billy Graham,
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  Speaker 6: It worked for Mother Teresa. It worked for Gandhy, It
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  Speaker 6: worked for the Princess Arabs. It worked, man, it worked
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  Speaker 6: for you. What you're waiting for? Why don't you put
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  Speaker 6: prayer in your game? Watch what happened to you? You
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  Speaker 6: sitting in that jail cell and you struggling with it,
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  Speaker 6: and they telling you blood in, blood out, you can't
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  Speaker 6: get in you. That's foolishness, man, What you mean God
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  Speaker 6: can get you out of anything. Look, man, if you
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  Speaker 6: done read your Bible, he'd got some people lot some
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  Speaker 6: sticky situations. I don't know what you're talking about. If
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  Speaker 6: Daniel was in the lions den and Jonah was in
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  Speaker 6: the belly of the whale, what you're talking about? Where
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  Speaker 6: you are? You just sitting in the cell with some
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  Speaker 6: dudes around, You're talking about what they gonna do? Man,
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  Speaker 6: you gotta be real. God can't nothing to do nothing.
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  Speaker 6: Nobody can't nobody do nothing to you. God won't give
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  Speaker 6: you the strength to handle prayer change his things.
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  Speaker 1: Man, you're listening Morning Show the horns would be blowing
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  Speaker 1: right now.
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  Speaker 6: It would be to the tune of Dunt Dad, That's
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  Speaker 6: what it would do. But we don't have horns, and
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  Speaker 6: I don't feel like being a horn. This is the
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  Speaker 6: Steve Harvey Morning Show. Well, starting this morning show with
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  Speaker 6: I've decided to start it with what do you call it?
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  Speaker 6: You know, when you disagree with yourself, when you have
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  Speaker 6: conflicting remarks or contrary statements like good morning everybody? Well,
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  Speaker 6: what's good about it? How's it going over there? It
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  Speaker 6: ain't so what you got going on today? Man? I
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  Speaker 6: just can't get nothing cracking my way. If you start
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  Speaker 6: your day like that, you start your day the wrong way.
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  Speaker 6: Here's a suggestion. How about this right here? How you
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  Speaker 6: feeling today? I feel absolutely wonderful? Man? What you got
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  Speaker 6: going on today? I'm blessed in hoghly favor. Whatever God
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  Speaker 6: showed me up with today, I'm gonna hall it and
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  Speaker 6: love it and appreciate it. Hey, man, what's going on
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  Speaker 6: with you? Everything? I expect nothing but goodness and grace today.
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  Speaker 6: That's how you start today? You're talking about I woke
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  Speaker 6: up on the wrong side of the bed. No, you ain't.
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  Speaker 6: As long as you get up Either side of that
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  Speaker 6: bed is just fine. The problem is in morning that
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  Speaker 6: you don't get out that bed. That's the problem. The
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  Speaker 6: problem is not what side of the bed. The problem
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  Speaker 6: is you don't get out the bed. I'm grateful today
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  Speaker 6: I got up on the right side because whatever side
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  Speaker 6: I got up on, that's the side I'm on. And
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  Speaker 6: it's pretty good to me. Now. That's how we starting
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  Speaker 6: to show today. Sherley Strawberry calling for real Mouth of
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  Speaker 6: the South, Junior legend of nephew Tommy Junior. What going on?
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  Speaker 8: Let me tell you something, unk, I'm telling you. Do
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  Speaker 8: anybody have a chance to wrap a from though? Do
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  Speaker 8: anybody chance to raffle? I can get it, get it,
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  Speaker 8: get it now, everybody need it, get it because what
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  Speaker 8: he did down in Jamaica, his fell up in my home.
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  Speaker 8: My wife saw the video, was praying last night and
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  Speaker 8: she saw the video, taped me and said.
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  Speaker 7: Let me catch you grinding on somebody like that.
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  Speaker 8: See, I I need to know what chance at right
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  Speaker 8: now because he got to go home. He gotta take
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  Speaker 8: his ass straight home right now because this affected my house. Now,
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  Speaker 8: I ain't even do nothing. I wasn't grinding, no, no,
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  Speaker 8: damn bout it. But now I'm in trouble. For what
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  Speaker 8: Chance is doing?
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  Speaker 9: Hell?
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  Speaker 8: Dog call Chance right now? She said, if I catch
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  Speaker 8: you talking to women. So I'm at the store yesterday
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  Speaker 8: not saying nothing because the lady at the cash register
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  Speaker 8: was up there.
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  Speaker 7: I can't say nothing. I can't tell.
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  Speaker 8: I can't be round women no more. See, I ain't
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  Speaker 8: suppona be at work because Carling Shirley here.
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  Speaker 7: I can't do that.
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  Speaker 8: Yeah, yeah, Oh couse a chance you gonna fake mamy.
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  Speaker 8: I just Jeff got married. He been married, he should
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  Speaker 8: know better. I'm seven months. I know I can't do that.
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  Speaker 8: Don't do this for me. I need somebody to go
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  Speaker 8: get Chance right now.
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  Speaker 7: He's not doing all this. Other can't be having threats
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  Speaker 7: in my house for some else. Somebody else.
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  Speaker 6: Did na understand some chance? Okay, Chance took a chance
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  Speaker 6: and it wasn't the right one.
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  Speaker 7: Yeah, because I'm getting affected.
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  Speaker 6: See as his new name is gonna be tried again.
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  Speaker 7: That's what we talked about. I can't believe she mad
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  Speaker 7: at me.
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  Speaker 6: His new hat gonna have a zero on you. No
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  Speaker 6: more chances to do that right there? He didn strike three?
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  Speaker 6: Yeah that three? Hold you got a zero on your
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  Speaker 6: hat now because you ain't got no more chance his
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  Speaker 6: last connor.
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  Speaker 1: No, I'm not doing that all right, junior of you.
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  Speaker 1: Hopefully you'll work that out. Coming up at thirty two
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  Speaker 1: minutes after the hour, we'll hear from the nephew as
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  Speaker 1: he runs that prank back right after this. You're listening
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  Speaker 1: hard morning show. It is time now to run that
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  Speaker 1: prank back with a nephew. Hey, nephew, what you got?
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  Speaker 6: Uh?
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  Speaker 2: I was stupid yesterday, I'm gonna be stupid today. This
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  Speaker 2: right here is you hit my car? What? What?
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  Speaker 10: What?
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  Speaker 6: Hey? Man, do me a favor because you just doing
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  Speaker 6: praise man? Please stop announcing this stupid, it's just prime
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  Speaker 6: what my car?
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  Speaker 4: Car?
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  Speaker 6: Yeah? Just do that. We already know what was coming.
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  Speaker 6: The pride you taking, being stupid thought and what's wrong
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  Speaker 6: with that?
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  Speaker 11: But play it, cat, just play it so you wait
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  Speaker 11: that now rain my notice all over the place.
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  Speaker 7: Hello, I'm trying to speak to Adels.
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  Speaker 4: This is she?
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  Speaker 6: Do you live in apartment number seventy eight?
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  Speaker 11: Oh, that depends on who's asking.
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  Speaker 2: My name is Herman Wales. I live in Building three,
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  Speaker 2: Apartment one O five. Do you live in apartment number
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  Speaker 2: seventy eight.
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  Speaker 11: What you want with where I live?
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  Speaker 2: Look, man, do you drive a camera, a Toyota camera
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  Speaker 2: light blue one?
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  Speaker 3: Yes?
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  Speaker 6: All right?
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  Speaker 2: Your next door neighbor then told me that you ran
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  Speaker 2: into my car. I got a bean's a black one
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  Speaker 2: of two thousand and five C two forty.
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  Speaker 7: Now I got light blue scratch.
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  Speaker 3: Is on my My neighbor told you what your neighbor.
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  Speaker 7: Matter of fact, his name is Brian Kendall.
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  Speaker 11: I told you the cross up live across the hall.
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  Speaker 11: What the cross I that live across the hall told
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  Speaker 11: you what ma'am.
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  Speaker 2: Listen, all I know is he said he live in
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  Speaker 2: apartment eighty. He lived next door to you. You live
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  Speaker 2: in a supposedly apartment seven age right here in Cambridge
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  Speaker 2: Court apartments.
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  Speaker 7: Now, all I'm.
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  Speaker 2: Saying is he told me your car is that which
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  Speaker 2: is the light blue car hit my backed into my car.
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  Speaker 7: Now, I ain't trying to.
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  Speaker 2: Create no problem, but somebody got to fix my car.
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  Speaker 2: I got light blue scratches on my bens.
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  Speaker 1: Uh.
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  Speaker 11: Last I checked my light blue clamoring. Wasn't the only
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  Speaker 11: light blue camera they made?
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  Speaker 6: Ma'am?
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  Speaker 2: You the only light you the only light blue car
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  Speaker 2: in the parking.
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  Speaker 11: The only light blue car in the parking lot right now.
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  Speaker 11: I ain't gonna say I've been the only light blue
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  Speaker 11: car in the damn parking lot.
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  Speaker 6: Ma'am, I'm not.
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  Speaker 11: Up and I'm in the middle of watching te What
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  Speaker 11: can I do for you?
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  Speaker 6: What you mean?
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  Speaker 7: What can you do for me? You didn't hit my car?
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  Speaker 11: He he ain't touch your damn car. If you got
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  Speaker 11: some cameras out in this parking line that saw me hit.
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  Speaker 7: Your car, no, I don't have no cameras.
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  Speaker 11: But then I believe this conversation is over, and I
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  Speaker 11: don't give a damn what the cross eyed man across
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  Speaker 11: the hall told you.
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  Speaker 7: Look, let me tell you something. You didn't hit my car.
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  Speaker 4: Hold on, hold on, player?
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  Speaker 11: Uh is you yelling at me?
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  Speaker 6: I'm not yelling at you, but you hit my car to.
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  Speaker 3: Touch your damn the only light blue car in the
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  Speaker 3: parking lone.
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  Speaker 11: The only light blue car in the parking lot. Now
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  Speaker 11: and as a matter of correct, my car ain't even
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  Speaker 11: in the parking lot. My sister bar my car go
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  Speaker 11: to the stove.
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  Speaker 6: Well, is it possible that your sister is the.
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  Speaker 7: One that hit my car?
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  Speaker 6: Now?
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  Speaker 4: Now?
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  Speaker 3: What?
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  Speaker 7: Okay? Is your sister when is she coming back?
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  Speaker 6: Maybe?
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  Speaker 7: She hit my car and didn't tell you she hit
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  Speaker 7: my car.
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  Speaker 11: Now, she ain't hit your car. She ain't hit your car,
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  Speaker 11: because she would have told me she hit your godamn car. Look,
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  Speaker 11: I said, ain't nobody hit your damn car. My car
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  Speaker 11: ain't got no damn scratches on it. Don't give us
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  Speaker 11: what kind of scratches you got on your car. But
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  Speaker 11: I can't do a damn thing about it. And even
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  Speaker 11: if you did, let me just be clear, I ain't
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  Speaker 11: got no insurance, no way, so I can't do nothing
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  Speaker 11: for you.
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  Speaker 1: Let me tell you something you ain't got.
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  Speaker 11: To tell me. You ain't got to telling me. Thanks,
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  Speaker 11: And as far as I'm concerned, this conversation is over.
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  Speaker 7: Wait, let me ask you how hung call it back.
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  Speaker 6: Mister.
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  Speaker 11: You act like I ain't got your No, you had
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  Speaker 11: them scratches on your car all ready, and you ain't
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  Speaker 11: finna use me as non excuse to get you no
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  Speaker 11: new papers.
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  Speaker 7: I had no scratches already on my car.
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  Speaker 11: Yeah you had them, Oh yeah, you had no idea.
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  Speaker 11: I'm gonna tell them an insurance of Justin if he
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  Speaker 11: come over here now, because you gonna be using your insurance.
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  Speaker 11: And I already told you, I ain't got it.
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  Speaker 7: Don't make me come over to your apartment number seven.
• 18:04
  Speaker 11: Eight, standing in the door. I'm on my way to
• 18:06
  Speaker 11: the door now I'm standing in the door. Come on,
• 18:10
  Speaker 11: come on.
• 18:10
  Speaker 2: Look, I got thirty five hundred dollars worth of scratches
• 18:13
  Speaker 2: on my car that you need to pay for.
• 18:15
  Speaker 6: You the owner only.
• 18:17
  Speaker 11: Ain't even worth thirty five one hundred dollars. So you
• 18:21
  Speaker 11: already doing better than me?
• 18:22
  Speaker 3: What?
• 18:23
  Speaker 6: What?
• 18:24
  Speaker 3: What? What? Look?
• 18:26
  Speaker 11: I'm already told you I'm tired of talking to you.
• 18:28
  Speaker 11: I'm watching TV and you ain't got still talking to
• 18:31
  Speaker 11: me about I need to talk.
• 18:32
  Speaker 3: To you about this car.
• 18:35
  Speaker 7: I got thirty touch your car.
• 18:37
  Speaker 11: My car ain't bumped up against your car. I ain't
• 18:40
  Speaker 11: even park next to know BMWs lately it's a Bens.
• 18:44
  Speaker 1: What's hell ever?
• 18:45
  Speaker 6: Bar?
• 18:46
  Speaker 7: It's a Ben C two forty of black.
• 18:48
  Speaker 11: Give a damn if it's a Ben seven seven and seven,
• 18:53
  Speaker 11: I can't help you.
• 18:54
  Speaker 6: They don't make a seven seven.
• 18:56
  Speaker 1: I don't get the damn lady.
• 18:58
  Speaker 7: Look, you know what? Can I say something to you?
• 19:01
  Speaker 3: No?
• 19:01
  Speaker 11: You can't say you know what you can say to me?
• 19:03
  Speaker 11: You can say bye.
• 19:05
  Speaker 7: I just want to say one more thing to you.
• 19:07
  Speaker 11: One more thing. I'm gonna give you a one moment thing.
• 19:10
  Speaker 11: Go ahead on.
• 19:11
  Speaker 2: All I want to say is this, nephew, Timmy from
• 19:13
  Speaker 2: the Steve Harvey Morning Show.
• 19:14
  Speaker 6: Your sister robbing out of DC.
• 19:17
  Speaker 7: Putting me up.
• 19:17
  Speaker 11: Oh that it don't make me.
• 19:21
  Speaker 9: You know what.
• 19:22
  Speaker 11: I don't even have y'all show. I listened to the
• 19:25
  Speaker 11: show on the internet and this. Oh you wait till
• 19:30
  Speaker 11: I talked to her.
• 19:32
  Speaker 2: All right, mister Dale, will Lizzen before you go? Can
• 19:34
  Speaker 2: you tell me what is the baddest radio show in the.
• 19:38
  Speaker 11: Land, The Steve Harvey Morning Show.
• 19:42
  Speaker 2: Alright, nephew told me you knew you didn't run into
• 19:45
  Speaker 2: nobody else.
• 19:46
  Speaker 11: No, damn well, I ain't hear nobody because I'll be
• 19:48
  Speaker 11: trying to pull myself out there, thalk. So won't nobody
• 19:51
  Speaker 11: in me?
• 19:51
  Speaker 6: You know? All right?
• 19:53
  Speaker 11: Bye?
• 19:58
  Speaker 7: Okay?
• 19:58
  Speaker 6: So yes you will us? Yes?
• 20:00
  Speaker 7: Yes, thank you, Yes, thank you?
• 20:03
  Speaker 6: Yes? Yes? All right?
• 20:06
  Speaker 2: Worship every day and brank worship.
• 20:09
  Speaker 6: Let's get it.
• 20:10
  Speaker 10: What?
• 20:11
  Speaker 6: Yes, you was stupid? Was you stupid? Yes? What was it?
• 20:15
  Speaker 6: Was it excitingly? Did you do that damn thing?
• 20:18
  Speaker 3: Yes?
• 20:19
  Speaker 6: Yeah? Did y'all hear me? Yes? Spa you got anything?
• 20:29
  Speaker 7: You man?
• 20:31
  Speaker 8: You was the best stupidest I've ever heard you stupid?
• 20:39
  Speaker 6: Yeah, thank you? Who you're talking about? Tom?
• 20:45
  Speaker 1: Coming up next to is asked the CLO our chief
• 20:47
  Speaker 1: Love Officer, Steve Harvey in the building. You're listening Harvey
• 20:52
  Speaker 1: Morning Show coming up at the top of the hour.
• 20:55
  Speaker 1: You won't believe who's joining us to say hello today
• 20:59
  Speaker 1: and help us kick off the weekend. It is the
• 21:01
  Speaker 1: one and only Jay Anthony Brown family member Jay Anthony
• 21:06
  Speaker 1: Brown jazz hit show. Yes, his hit show, Assistant Living
• 21:11
  Speaker 1: is currently in its fifth season, and we'll see what
• 21:13
  Speaker 1: else he's been up to. I'm sure a lot. That's
• 21:16
  Speaker 1: at the top of the hour, but right now it
• 21:18
  Speaker 1: is time to ask the CLO Chief Love Officer Steve
• 21:23
  Speaker 1: Harvey in the building. Tammy and slide El says, I'm
• 21:27
  Speaker 1: forty and my boyfriend is twenty eight years old. We're
• 21:30
  Speaker 1: teachers at the same school, but no one knows we're dating,
• 21:33
  Speaker 1: so he flirts with other females at the job so
• 21:36
  Speaker 1: people won't suspect anything. Is he just flirting or is
• 21:40
  Speaker 1: he sleeping with those ladies too?
• 21:42
  Speaker 6: I think it's a hell of a cover.
• 21:44
  Speaker 7: That's right.
• 21:45
  Speaker 6: Well now, I think it's a hell of a cover. Oh,
• 21:49
  Speaker 6: I think it's a hell of a coval. That boy
• 21:52
  Speaker 6: right there, boyer, that slick right there, gets your approval.
• 21:57
  Speaker 6: I'm just doing this, sol No, nobody be on to us,
• 22:00
  Speaker 6: so we can keep out there, right, we keep Sarah
• 22:04
  Speaker 6: and rap on this thing we got. Just look listen
• 22:07
  Speaker 6: to me, trusts me, let me do this. Hell hey, yeah, yeah,
• 22:13
  Speaker 6: I'm gonna tell you right now. Yeah, you ain't the
• 22:16
  Speaker 6: only one. He's saying that too. Okay, all because if
• 22:20
  Speaker 6: somebody go along with the flirt and guess what, well,
• 22:22
  Speaker 6: I gotta keep this a secret too, so we can
• 22:24
  Speaker 6: keep our job. Ain't no telling how many Koreas he
• 22:27
  Speaker 6: saving at that right, that boy right there just over there,
• 22:34
  Speaker 6: just saving Korea. Congratulation homie, all.
• 22:39
  Speaker 1: Right, Chanelle and Philly says. My husband's cousin spent the
• 22:43
  Speaker 1: weekend at our house while I visited my mother in Atlanta.
• 22:47
  Speaker 1: Last week. The cousin called and said his girl left
• 22:50
  Speaker 1: her watch and she wants to come get it. I
• 22:53
  Speaker 1: didn't know about the woman, and my husband said his
• 22:55
  Speaker 1: cousin must have snuck her in. Should I trust him
• 22:59
  Speaker 1: or question this woman?
• 23:01
  Speaker 6: What you just you gotta get a lady to watch
• 23:04
  Speaker 6: that's all. She been in your house. She already know that.
• 23:06
  Speaker 6: What you're gonna question her, You're gonna question her what
• 23:08
  Speaker 6: she in the house? She left to watch there? She
• 23:11
  Speaker 6: been there?
• 23:12
  Speaker 7: What?
• 23:13
  Speaker 1: What?
• 23:13
  Speaker 6: What trust question?
• 23:14
  Speaker 1: Who wants to question the woman about being her out?
• 23:20
  Speaker 6: Well? Okay, so let me ask you something. So she
• 23:22
  Speaker 6: gonna mm hmm, she gotta come back to get to
• 23:25
  Speaker 6: watch because the cousin is gone now, so ain't nobody
• 23:28
  Speaker 6: there but her and her husband. Okay, Well, you can
• 23:32
  Speaker 6: question her if you want to, But are you gonna
• 23:35
  Speaker 6: give it a watch? If you know you got if
• 23:37
  Speaker 6: you got to watch in your house? She been there?
• 23:40
  Speaker 6: What's the questions for? You don't know this woman. They
• 23:45
  Speaker 6: didn't introduce you for they bought him, damn not. What
• 23:49
  Speaker 6: what you wanna do? Just get a lady her watch? Yeah,
• 23:53
  Speaker 6: and then tell your husband, tell his cousin. Can't have
• 23:55
  Speaker 6: people in your house, that's all. Don't don't get in
• 23:58
  Speaker 6: this woman's face. She don't know who she is. That's
• 24:02
  Speaker 6: the true.
• 24:05
  Speaker 12: Okay about this watch, you're gonna find out to say, Hey.
• 24:09
  Speaker 6: I ain't come over here to fall out. I just
• 24:10
  Speaker 6: came to get my watch. I didn't know this was
• 24:12
  Speaker 6: your house. He didn't tell me this was your house.
• 24:18
  Speaker 3: In law?
• 24:18
  Speaker 1: Really all right, Jenny and Encino writes, My husband and
• 24:24
  Speaker 1: I have turned into Roly Pollis in the past two years,
• 24:27
  Speaker 1: so we're trying to lose weight. I need help with
• 24:30
  Speaker 1: working out, so I hired a trainer. My husband fired
• 24:34
  Speaker 1: the trainer. He is mad because a man is fine,
• 24:38
  Speaker 1: he's a trainer. Should I rehire him?
• 24:42
  Speaker 6: Girl? Girl, your husband tried, just mad because he's not
• 24:47
  Speaker 6: fit to have a pool boy standing up in here
• 24:50
  Speaker 6: looking like all this here next to him, his fat
• 24:53
  Speaker 6: ass over there ain't in shape. You in here and
• 24:57
  Speaker 6: he is fine. That's why you really hide because he's
• 25:01
  Speaker 6: fine now he and here guiding you. I can't get
• 25:04
  Speaker 6: my leg right there? Can you push him?
• 25:08
  Speaker 7: Now?
• 25:08
  Speaker 6: Your husband went in there and saw hercules and when
• 25:10
  Speaker 6: now he got to get help out of it? Yeah?
• 25:13
  Speaker 1: What if her husband hired a real fine female trainer,
• 25:18
  Speaker 1: same thing.
• 25:19
  Speaker 6: Yeah, you can't rehide this man. I'm just telling you
• 25:23
  Speaker 6: that right now, all the trainers are gonna be in
• 25:26
  Speaker 6: shape if they.
• 25:27
  Speaker 1: Will train female trainer.
• 25:30
  Speaker 6: Yeah, that's all you need to do.
• 25:35
  Speaker 7: You don't have a female trainer, do?
• 25:36
  Speaker 6: Yeah? How did work up? I was back in Chicago.
• 25:41
  Speaker 1: Yeah that why are you talking like that?
• 25:46
  Speaker 6: But you got muffled for I slept with her, put
• 25:54
  Speaker 6: her business out there. I'm sorry you did hear it?
• 25:58
  Speaker 1: Carlo, he was talking kind of loved.
• 26:02
  Speaker 2: I mean, you know.
• 26:05
  Speaker 6: That's truth.
• 26:06
  Speaker 8: Yeah, that's why had this point.
• 26:10
  Speaker 6: I'm just telling you. Yeah, Shirley said, if you ever
• 26:12
  Speaker 6: had a female trainer? I said, yeah, when I lived
• 26:14
  Speaker 6: in Chicago. Yeah, she said, what happened? What the hell
• 26:19
  Speaker 6: you think happened?
• 26:21
  Speaker 7: This is way back Chicago.
• 26:23
  Speaker 6: Way back. Oh yeah, in the nineties.
• 26:25
  Speaker 1: Yeah, let me let me ask you something. Were you
• 26:29
  Speaker 1: in shape?
• 26:30
  Speaker 6: Him? I wasn't it?
• 26:33
  Speaker 7: That's why he kept the trainer. I see the game.
• 26:38
  Speaker 7: I got the.
• 26:40
  Speaker 6: Trainer and had a beauty title.
• 26:42
  Speaker 1: Oh okay, you're too much, don't well?
• 26:47
  Speaker 6: You know? And yeah, ain't nobody gonna be a to
• 26:49
  Speaker 6: do this math? So yeah, oh, trust and believe trusting
• 26:53
  Speaker 6: cause one of the things I just said is a lie.
• 26:55
  Speaker 6: So you trusted Steve Hardy y'all to be kidding? Why
• 27:04
  Speaker 6: would I divulge truth? Clearly a lot I would fit
• 27:10
  Speaker 6: perfectly right here?
• 27:11
  Speaker 1: Yet your wheelhouse?
• 27:13
  Speaker 6: All right?
• 27:14
  Speaker 1: Last one this is from Doornice, Doornise and Hartford wright said,
• 27:19
  Speaker 1: I've been tating a married man for fourteen years, fourteen years,
• 27:23
  Speaker 1: and he just retired and said we could spend more
• 27:25
  Speaker 1: time together. But he doesn't call or stop by as
• 27:28
  Speaker 1: much now. He just told me that he's going on
• 27:31
  Speaker 1: a cruise with his wife. Is this the end of us? Like?
• 27:36
  Speaker 6: Fourteen years?
• 27:37
  Speaker 1: Fourteen years a married man?
• 27:39
  Speaker 6: I mean, is this the hind of y'all? What was
• 27:43
  Speaker 6: there a beginning? What y'all have? Now he's retired. See,
• 27:49
  Speaker 6: it's less time now because he can't say, I'm at work,
• 27:53
  Speaker 6: I work late, I'm going in early, I'm going down
• 27:57
  Speaker 6: there on Saturday, put some hours in the office. He
• 28:00
  Speaker 6: ain't use that. So now quite naturally, y'all time together
• 28:04
  Speaker 6: go and now they're going on the cruise together. What
• 28:06
  Speaker 6: they supposed to do.
• 28:07
  Speaker 1: But he told her they could spend more time together.
• 28:10
  Speaker 6: You know, yeah, he thought that too. He didn't know.
• 28:14
  Speaker 6: See he's never he's never been retired before. He really
• 28:17
  Speaker 6: thought they could spend more time together. He probably loved.
• 28:20
  Speaker 1: This woman for four after fourteen.
• 28:23
  Speaker 6: Years, probably loved this woman. But you know, he going
• 28:28
  Speaker 6: to the house though.
• 28:32
  Speaker 1: You can't give him a lie to get out the
• 28:34
  Speaker 1: house team so he can go see it.
• 28:36
  Speaker 6: Oh no, he didn't done all that he did fourteen years.
• 28:39
  Speaker 6: You know, I mean lies he than you. He is
• 28:44
  Speaker 6: a liar in fourteen years. I ain't got to give
• 28:48
  Speaker 6: him no likee. It just didn't lasted fourteen years. This
• 28:51
  Speaker 6: boy can't lie, all right? Thank you be better than me?
• 28:58
  Speaker 1: Thank you, Feelo coming up with Top of the Hour,
• 29:01
  Speaker 1: Jay Anthony Brown will be our special guest right after this.
• 29:05
  Speaker 1: You're listening Morning show.
• 29:10
  Speaker 6: Ladies and gentlemen, Welcome back to the Steve Harvey Morning Show.
• 29:13
  Speaker 6: It gives me great honor to introduce this fool. You
• 29:19
  Speaker 6: know what, he needs no introduction, but he ain't been
• 29:23
  Speaker 6: here so damn long. We wrote one, but I didn't
• 29:26
  Speaker 6: write it. So here it is. You've seen him on
• 29:34
  Speaker 6: anything that's old. This man's career spans decades. I owe
• 29:45
  Speaker 6: him as one of my mentors and teachers of the
• 29:48
  Speaker 6: comedy business. I would not be why I am had
• 29:51
  Speaker 6: he not taught me some very very valuable lessons early
• 29:54
  Speaker 6: on in my career. Oh him a debtic gratitude for that.
• 29:58
  Speaker 6: You've seen him on everything thing, and I mean, damn
• 30:01
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• 30:08
  Speaker 6: on the Radio bid a man Evil BBS short for
• 30:15
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• 30:21
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• 30:27
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• 30:31
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  Speaker 6: Man good?
• 30:57
  Speaker 3: I gotta talk to about A question is do you
• 31:03
  Speaker 3: have to slow walk every time you put on something new?
• 31:06
  Speaker 3: Because I'm watching you slow walk every damn when and
• 31:10
  Speaker 3: in my opinion, in my opinion, you gonna miss where
• 31:14
  Speaker 3: you're going. It ton't be open with by the time
• 31:16
  Speaker 3: you get that, they're gonna be heading back.
• 31:20
  Speaker 9: You don't.
• 31:21
  Speaker 3: You don't slow walk past the people who what'sn't on you?
• 31:25
  Speaker 3: That's my first question.
• 31:27
  Speaker 6: My past watching you. You're watching your Instagram.
• 31:31
  Speaker 3: That wasn't a junior you got married. I drive to
• 31:35
  Speaker 3: talk him out of this team, but he wouldn't listen
• 31:37
  Speaker 3: whole thing. You know, So, hey, you know I'm here
• 31:42
  Speaker 3: to do what I can do. You know this doctor
• 31:44
  Speaker 3: marriage nobody.
• 31:47
  Speaker 8: They called me man when I got out the hospital
• 31:49
  Speaker 8: earlier this year, and Jay said, all right, good you
• 31:51
  Speaker 8: come get you.
• 31:52
  Speaker 7: I said, we're going on that marriage taking effect.
• 31:55
  Speaker 6: Ain't it.
• 32:00
  Speaker 3: I'm telling you was well until he got married and
• 32:03
  Speaker 3: then happen.
• 32:07
  Speaker 6: Oh man, wha man, Jay, look man, you you've been
• 32:12
  Speaker 6: hanging out. Man, I've been watching you on Instagram. Oh
• 32:17
  Speaker 6: but boy you the show is back, Yes, the show
• 32:21
  Speaker 6: is back.
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  Speaker 3: It is calling Tommy. He did you get one hundred episodes?
• 32:27
  Speaker 7: Yes, sir, Yes, sir, I.
• 32:30
  Speaker 3: Im I mean that's big. We do one hundred in
• 32:33
  Speaker 3: a weekend. That's not baby, I'm impressed. But that's really
• 32:43
  Speaker 3: you know, I mean, come on.
• 32:46
  Speaker 6: It ain't really nothing.
• 32:48
  Speaker 3: No, not no, we do we do. We do seventy
• 32:53
  Speaker 3: five before lunch, and then when it comes back, we
• 32:57
  Speaker 3: knocked out the other twenty five.
• 32:59
  Speaker 13: And then.
• 33:06
  Speaker 6: Jack Tyler do be working everybody he gets he was, man,
• 33:09
  Speaker 6: he got a hell of a system, man, Tyler Perry's system.
• 33:13
  Speaker 6: They they talked about it when he first came out.
• 33:15
  Speaker 6: That'll never work, they got pulling up all wrong, man,
• 33:19
  Speaker 6: all wrong. The way he does it, man, he has
• 33:22
  Speaker 6: taken the process man and made it fit.
• 33:26
  Speaker 9: Bro.
• 33:27
  Speaker 6: And he making more money than all of them. That's
• 33:29
  Speaker 6: what they went on. They ain't getting none of it.
• 33:34
  Speaker 6: So Jake tell us a little bit about assistant living
• 33:36
  Speaker 6: this year. Man, what's going on?
• 33:41
  Speaker 3: Well, I've been called uncle Grandpa, old fool. Uncle Vinnie
• 33:45
  Speaker 3: will be back season five. Uh, listen, liston Brown. First
• 33:51
  Speaker 3: of all, I don't know who made this stuff out.
• 33:54
  Speaker 3: I don't, I don't. I don't know who coordinates his
• 33:57
  Speaker 3: get up. I have no idea where.
• 33:59
  Speaker 10: It comes from.
• 34:00
  Speaker 3: I'm I'm sure there's no there's no there's no rhythm
• 34:03
  Speaker 3: to it, there's no there's no this goals with that.
• 34:06
  Speaker 3: In other words, that's something you don't hear when they
• 34:09
  Speaker 3: put mister Brown clothes together, it's like this goals with that.
• 34:13
  Speaker 3: They're really striking out to go with this. Don't go
• 34:16
  Speaker 3: with that. That's what he's gonna wear. So we got
• 34:20
  Speaker 3: we got new characters in the house, so you got
• 34:22
  Speaker 3: to watch them. Uh. A white lady showed up and
• 34:26
  Speaker 3: that was that was bad? Yeah, yeah, yeah if it
• 34:31
  Speaker 3: worked out for a while, but she wasn't having it.
• 34:34
  Speaker 3: So so I try to holler at him, but you know,
• 34:43
  Speaker 3: you can't get all the white women. But you know,
• 34:48
  Speaker 3: so we come back with season five, man, and it's
• 34:50
  Speaker 3: just so much fun, you know, with the crew and
• 34:52
  Speaker 3: everybody doing the show, new writers and mister Perry will
• 34:57
  Speaker 3: probably just the some episodes and it's just fun, you
• 35:02
  Speaker 3: know because like I said, we've done, we've done, come
• 35:05
  Speaker 3: of the old way, and to do it the new way.
• 35:08
  Speaker 3: You get used to it, right, Steve, You're absolutely right,
• 35:10
  Speaker 3: absolutely right. It's just a simping. You have to get
• 35:13
  Speaker 3: used to it.
• 35:13
  Speaker 6: Yeah, hey man, I don't want to, you know, could
• 35:17
  Speaker 6: I come on as Roscoe Wallace one of your.
• 35:22
  Speaker 3: I definitely, I would definitely talk to mister Perry about that.
• 35:25
  Speaker 3: I'm sure he would love. Yeah, he would love. He
• 35:31
  Speaker 3: would love for me.
• 35:33
  Speaker 6: Love he got love. I don't he love? Mabe. I'm
• 35:39
  Speaker 6: showing a great idea. I'm come on, sisy living in it,
• 35:43
  Speaker 6: won't y'all won't need no cisy. Hey, y'all will be
• 35:48
  Speaker 6: right back with more from j Anthony Brown right after this.
• 35:52
  Speaker 1: You're listening morning shows, Hey.
• 35:56
  Speaker 6: Y'all were back in our special guest this morning is
• 35:58
  Speaker 6: our old running running mate. I had a teammate on
• 36:01
  Speaker 6: the show. We was running up the flow, it was showtime.
• 36:04
  Speaker 6: It was all of us on the show together. Was
• 36:06
  Speaker 6: reminiscent of the Lakers showtime. It was it was just
• 36:10
  Speaker 6: star study and he's back today. Or we had to
• 36:14
  Speaker 6: let him go because he didn't want to come to
• 36:16
  Speaker 6: work no more.
• 36:17
  Speaker 1: Boy, No we did.
• 36:20
  Speaker 6: He ain't want to come and work no more. So
• 36:22
  Speaker 6: we had to let him go. He asked to go.
• 36:24
  Speaker 6: We didn't find him.
• 36:25
  Speaker 3: No. You know one thing about me, I will with
• 36:29
  Speaker 3: a job master show.
• 36:33
  Speaker 6: In a heartbeat. I got a phone called two hours
• 36:36
  Speaker 6: before a show one night, Steve, have you seen Jay?
• 36:43
  Speaker 6: I run him down for you because he gonna answer
• 36:45
  Speaker 6: my call. So I called his house. You know, wasn't
• 36:48
  Speaker 6: no cell phones back then. I called him, left a message.
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  Speaker 6: He called me right back. Hey, bro, I said, what's
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  Speaker 6: going on? Jay? I said, hey, man, you know you're
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  Speaker 6: suposed to be in San Francisco. Where you are? I'm
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  Speaker 6: in Atlanta.
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  Speaker 7: The show.
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  Speaker 6: The show is in two hours? The hell you mean
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  Speaker 6: in Atlanta?
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  Speaker 2: Damn?
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  Speaker 6: I'm making some pants.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, I ain't going, man, you know, I just I
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  Speaker 3: just have to say that, Seve. I'm a happier man
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  Speaker 3: for the nose that I said. I really am. I
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  Speaker 3: got some time. I just don't need the press. I don't,
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  Speaker 3: you know, like I went up. I almost didn't call here.
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  Speaker 6: I mean.
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  Speaker 3: I want to not calling here today, y'all. I love
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  Speaker 3: y'all and call in, man, go ahead and call.
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  Speaker 6: Say what you say you you you're better for the
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  Speaker 6: way you've lived your life. You must distress for the
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  Speaker 6: way for.
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  Speaker 3: I turned down stuff that has made me so damn happy.
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  Speaker 3: Oh my, isn't it? Because if you say yes to say,
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  Speaker 3: you gotta keep that up. You gotta It's pressure with ya.
• 38:08
  Speaker 6: Question, man, Yeah, what's the longest you stayed married?
• 38:14
  Speaker 3: Five years? Five years? Four years? Too long? So in
• 38:22
  Speaker 3: all in all, suit Jardy, I've had a deal, a
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  Speaker 3: good lovely slart, intelligent, wise and just the problem is
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  Speaker 3: they want to be at the house in Redbay.
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  Speaker 6: All right, y'all, listen, the show is assisted living. Tell
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  Speaker 6: us where we can catch.
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  Speaker 3: It, Jay and get them on b E K Tyler
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  Speaker 3: Perrys Aeo. He owned it and trust me. I'm getting
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  Speaker 3: ready to record my first comedy Staio at the City
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  Speaker 3: Winery in Atlanta. Uh, let's make me get some of
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  Speaker 3: that more these money. I want not turn it down. Okay,
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  Speaker 3: I want that crazy. You know, I'm not afraid money.
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  Speaker 3: I will beat money.
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  Speaker 13: And okay, Danny Brown, everybody.
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  Speaker 1: You're listening hardy morning show. All right, ladies and gentlemen,
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  Speaker 1: welcome back. Roscoe is in the buildings.
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  Speaker 3: How's it up?
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  Speaker 6: I was on the jewel, looked like I old, yeah,
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  Speaker 6: got that tricky.
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  Speaker 12: Hey, we're going on everybody with those ship Hey Roscoe,
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  Speaker 12: Hey Roscoe, what's up? What's up?
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  Speaker 6: Hey?
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  Speaker 7: What the look good?
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  Speaker 6: Julia, Roscoe, bocky rop for my dog, Tamy Town going
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  Speaker 6: on with you? Roscoe?
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  Speaker 7: You're the man.
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  Speaker 6: Baby, stay free, baby, stay They all right, we ain't
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  Speaker 6: get that cancer. That what I was talking about. God,
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  Speaker 6: the ladies, they heard the news I wrote. I wrote
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  Speaker 6: a song about it. I want to be free, Yes
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  Speaker 6: I do. Go ahead, what you.
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  Speaker 12: Want Cleveland Cavaliers One, let's go to Ohio. Start off
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  Speaker 6: Shoot Shoot, shoot, shoot. One day, child, I won't have
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  Speaker 6: to listen to your lie. On that day, I'll be
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  Speaker 6: able to make up my own mind. Yes I will.
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  Speaker 6: And one day everything's gonna be all right with me.
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  Speaker 6: After a while, I sigure, I say, the Lord that
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  Speaker 6: gave me the strength. Now I wanna be free, Yes,
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  Speaker 6: I do. Come out. Oh yeah, I wanna be free.
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  Speaker 6: Hey hey yo, oh I was jam right there I
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  Speaker 6: was sugar Food when we wrote that. We were with
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  Speaker 6: him wrote it four thirty in the morning. Came in
• 41:34
  Speaker 6: looking for this girl. The girl wouldn't know where to
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  Speaker 6: be frown. Sugar Foot called me and say, rock Old,
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  Speaker 6: I can't find them. I said, man, when you look here,
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  Speaker 6: you probably need to get freed in. He said, I'll
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  Speaker 6: be dawn, And here was born baby. Alright there, whatever you.
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  Speaker 7: Want to with, Brandy, Oh Jays.
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  Speaker 6: Shouldn't buy the open fire your place in my favorite
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  Speaker 6: don't unna read on the few bars of a melody,
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  Speaker 6: and it sounded sweet to me. Then I got up
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  Speaker 6: take a look around, but my feet got in the way.
• 42:17
  Speaker 6: Stumbled to the floor. She would right in the door.
• 42:21
  Speaker 6: I could see her face. How could it be? Come on?
• 42:29
  Speaker 6: She ran away from me. My bed friend gone, I'm
• 42:36
  Speaker 6: so all alone? Rather me you brand day one something
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  Speaker 6: about Doll. Y'all ain't know.
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  Speaker 1: The something about Doll.
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  Speaker 6: It took me a long time. I tried to trigger.
• 42:53
  Speaker 6: When I wrote that, I tried to trigger. I had
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  Speaker 6: the whole time. I had to make the thing with
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  Speaker 6: my little girl named.
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  Speaker 1: Bred about it dog.
• 43:00
  Speaker 6: I wrote it for white folks. Wh y'all wrote the
• 43:07
  Speaker 6: song for white folks. I wrote it for Kiddy Rodgers,
• 43:10
  Speaker 6: damn edit heard it turned into a major hit. You Brandy,
• 43:17
  Speaker 6: I wrote brand that white folks. Some one were a dog.
• 43:19
  Speaker 6: Hein't the blackbird ever wrote something by no damn dog.
• 43:22
  Speaker 6: You can go down through the whole music archives old
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  Speaker 6: Yellow All that was about white people. Oh my gosh,
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  Speaker 6: black people don't write song about no damn pets and
• 43:37
  Speaker 6: the whole day didn't tell nobody for a dog because
• 43:40
  Speaker 6: they just knew everybody black people. Thinking about the girl
• 43:42
  Speaker 6: named Brandon, Yeah, yeah, yeah, man, take it out what
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  Speaker 6: you want to take it out with?
• 43:51
  Speaker 7: Only got seconds.
• 44:03
  Speaker 6: Coming up next, let me made the load to you, dolly.
• 44:16
  Speaker 1: You're listening hard morning show coming up at about four
• 44:21
  Speaker 1: minutes after the hour. It's my Strawberry letter for today
• 44:24
  Speaker 1: and the subject is my ex's new wife needs advice.
• 44:30
  Speaker 1: Oh really, we'll get into that find out what that's
• 44:33
  Speaker 1: all about just a few because right now the nephew
• 44:36
  Speaker 1: is here with today's prank phone call Nephew.
• 44:40
  Speaker 6: This right here is Gym's Gyms g E M S.
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  Speaker 2: That's God's Eyes Ministry cat Dog.
• 44:49
  Speaker 6: If you would.
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  Speaker 2: Hello Hello, I'm trying to read Clarence Clarence. How you doing, Clarence,
• 44:57
  Speaker 2: This is statist man. I'm over at the church man,
• 45:00
  Speaker 2: Baptist church where you're a member of right, Oh yeah, hey, okay, hey,
• 45:05
  Speaker 2: I'm with the gyms man and uh you you you
• 45:08
  Speaker 2: actually came to uh this past service. Correct gyms the gyms,
• 45:14
  Speaker 2: that's that's uh God's Eyes missionary and and basically what
• 45:20
  Speaker 2: we do is we watch what's going on you know
• 45:23
  Speaker 2: in the in the church, who's coming, who hasn't come?
• 45:27
  Speaker 2: And uh you know, I don't mean any harm, but
• 45:30
  Speaker 2: this this if my records indicate me right through my
• 45:34
  Speaker 2: God's Eyes ministry the gyms looking at my books, looks
• 45:38
  Speaker 2: like you this is your first time at the church
• 45:40
  Speaker 2: this year?
• 45:41
  Speaker 6: Correct?
• 45:42
  Speaker 10: Yeah, I mean what can I do for you?
• 45:44
  Speaker 6: Okay?
• 45:45
  Speaker 2: Now, when Pastor asked for all the visitors to stand,
• 45:47
  Speaker 2: you actually did not stand?
• 45:49
  Speaker 7: Correct no, because you remember there we go.
• 45:53
  Speaker 2: Now you you still work for uh you you you
• 45:57
  Speaker 2: work for them? Yeah, okay. Now what we've done is
• 46:00
  Speaker 2: we've averaged it out that you.
• 46:01
  Speaker 10: What what I mean, what is this about?
• 46:04
  Speaker 7: Okay, I'm on my way to it.
• 46:06
  Speaker 2: So so you probably are you averaging about what between
• 46:10
  Speaker 2: forty and fifty thousand dollars on a yearly basis.
• 46:13
  Speaker 9: Over there with I mean, I mean, yeah, something like that.
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  Speaker 7: But go ahead, well see what we're looking at.
• 46:19
  Speaker 2: Since since you are member, because see you did not
• 46:21
  Speaker 2: stand when he said all members said, you did not
• 46:24
  Speaker 2: stand up, which which you right there are making the
• 46:28
  Speaker 2: you know, you're you're you're clarifying that you are a member,
• 46:31
  Speaker 2: and you making about we're gonna roughly say about forty
• 46:34
  Speaker 2: five thousand dollars a year, which means ten percent in
• 46:36
  Speaker 2: forty five hundred. Now we looked at the we looked
• 46:40
  Speaker 2: at the books and noticed that you put in fifty
• 46:43
  Speaker 2: dollars in the church on this past Easter on Sunday. Now,
• 46:47
  Speaker 2: if you put fifty dollars in, you know we're close.
• 46:50
  Speaker 2: See when you're gonna start cutting into this forty five
• 46:53
  Speaker 2: hundred dollars that you are to be paying your tithes.
• 46:56
  Speaker 10: Wait, what's your name?
• 46:58
  Speaker 2: Like I said, sir, my name is sat Is. That
• 47:00
  Speaker 2: is will a man rob God? Yet you have robbed me?
• 47:03
  Speaker 2: Well see you you you you are Wait.
• 47:08
  Speaker 10: A minute, hold on, hold a second. You got you
• 47:10
  Speaker 10: got all this stuff going on to the church. You
• 47:12
  Speaker 10: you got uh uh, you got hungry people you got
• 47:15
  Speaker 10: people that need salvation and whatever. But you calling me
• 47:19
  Speaker 10: about about some money that I haven't given to the church.
• 47:22
  Speaker 7: Well, well see, and.
• 47:23
  Speaker 10: That's what your ministry does, y'all. Y'all spend all morning
• 47:26
  Speaker 10: calling people.
• 47:27
  Speaker 2: My job, sir, as a gem God's eyes ministry. My
• 47:32
  Speaker 2: job is to keep an eye on what's going on
• 47:36
  Speaker 2: at the church. Now, when are you gonna start cutting
• 47:39
  Speaker 2: into your tie? You forty five hundred dollars a day?
• 47:41
  Speaker 2: We see, this is why we can't get the extra
• 47:44
  Speaker 2: wing that pastor wants to put on, because people like you.
• 47:47
  Speaker 3: This is why you know what.
• 47:50
  Speaker 10: Man, you got to hold on a second, first of all,
• 47:53
  Speaker 10: let me explain something to your brother, fatty, yourself, whatever
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  Speaker 10: the ministry you are with. Okay, that's fine. Hey, I
• 48:01
  Speaker 10: don't even have to explain this to you, But let
• 48:02
  Speaker 10: me explain something to me. All right. This is a
• 48:05
  Speaker 10: one job household. This is all we do. This is
• 48:08
  Speaker 10: the one job household. My wife don't work, but my
• 48:10
  Speaker 10: wife comes to church every Sunday and she pays the
• 48:14
  Speaker 10: tithes that have you checked at the gym ministry? Have
• 48:17
  Speaker 10: y'all looked at her ties?
• 48:18
  Speaker 2: Her ties ain't got nothing to do with you. You understand
• 48:23
  Speaker 2: you have to pay your ties. Will a man rob God?
• 48:28
  Speaker 2: Yet you have robbed? You are robbing the Lord of
• 48:33
  Speaker 2: Brother Claris.
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  Speaker 10: You know what?
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  Speaker 11: Man?
• 48:35
  Speaker 10: You know?
• 48:35
  Speaker 9: That's you know?
• 48:36
  Speaker 10: And you wonder why people don't come to church all
• 48:38
  Speaker 10: the time. You know how you're gonna tell me that
• 48:39
  Speaker 10: I rob I could be giving my tie somewhere else.
• 48:42
  Speaker 7: I am the secretary.
• 48:43
  Speaker 2: I am the Gem's secretary of God's eyes ministry. And
• 48:46
  Speaker 2: my eyes have shown me that you've only given fifty dollars.
• 48:50
  Speaker 6: You're making forty five five one.
• 48:51
  Speaker 10: Dollars somebody from the church. I don't know if that
• 48:56
  Speaker 10: is something. I'll tell you us.
• 48:59
  Speaker 6: Who you say? Who is? Yes?
• 49:01
  Speaker 10: I half, but that's not none of their business. I know,
• 49:04
  Speaker 10: I know, I know. What does it have to do
• 49:06
  Speaker 10: with him calling people and asking them.
• 49:08
  Speaker 3: If they're payings?
• 49:09
  Speaker 10: I got this, I got this. Let me lem me
• 49:11
  Speaker 10: handle h.
• 49:12
  Speaker 3: Yeah, you know, I got it.
• 49:12
  Speaker 10: I got it, I got it, I got it. I
• 49:14
  Speaker 10: got I know.
• 49:15
  Speaker 7: I know, I don't who whoo whoo? Who who was that, sir?
• 49:19
  Speaker 10: That's my wife that's been paying. That's my wife I'm paying.
• 49:21
  Speaker 10: I died, that's right.
• 49:22
  Speaker 2: Oh okay, I don't have nothing in my books that
• 49:28
  Speaker 2: say y'all paid three hundred dollars.
• 49:30
  Speaker 10: Not undergo if she said we paid three hundred dollars,
• 49:33
  Speaker 10: we paid three hundred dollars.
• 49:35
  Speaker 2: Let me ask you this, When are you gonna start
• 49:38
  Speaker 2: cutting into this forty five with a man rob god?
• 49:42
  Speaker 2: Yet you have robbed me. That is what you are doing, sir.
• 49:46
  Speaker 10: Well you know what you robbing me right now? You
• 49:49
  Speaker 10: robbing me right now? All my time? Where I could
• 49:51
  Speaker 10: go out, I gotta be work. I can't even go
• 49:53
  Speaker 10: get dressed right now because I'm on the phone with you.
• 49:56
  Speaker 10: I have to be at work in half an hour.
• 49:58
  Speaker 10: You robbed me right now of my time.
• 50:01
  Speaker 7: Let me ask you something.
• 50:01
  Speaker 2: Can you bring your tax return into the to I
• 50:04
  Speaker 2: can take a look.
• 50:05
  Speaker 10: At it, my tax return. You know, I'll tell you what.
• 50:08
  Speaker 10: I bring my tax return. If everybody else bring their
• 50:10
  Speaker 10: tax return. If you bring your tax return and pass
• 50:13
  Speaker 10: to bring his tax return, then I'll bring my tax return.
• 50:16
  Speaker 10: We can have a tax return party.
• 50:18
  Speaker 7: When will your tax return?
• 50:19
  Speaker 6: When? Can you can you fax it to me?
• 50:21
  Speaker 10: Are you serious? I mean, I mean, I mean.
• 50:25
  Speaker 2: If it is, if it's not too much to ask for, listen,
• 50:29
  Speaker 2: I'm gonna be honest with you. The next time you
• 50:31
  Speaker 2: do come to church, we're gonna pat you down because
• 50:34
  Speaker 2: we're gonna have to figure out.
• 50:35
  Speaker 10: Oh hold on, you're gonna pat me down the next
• 50:38
  Speaker 10: time I.
• 50:38
  Speaker 7: Come to the church and then lay hands on you.
• 50:40
  Speaker 10: Okay, let me ask you this. Do you are you
• 50:42
  Speaker 10: on salary at the church?
• 50:43
  Speaker 4: Uh?
• 50:44
  Speaker 6: Yeah? But what does but what? What does? What does
• 50:46
  Speaker 6: that have to do with anything?
• 50:47
  Speaker 9: I need to know what you tying.
• 50:49
  Speaker 2: It ain't gutting your look, it ain't got nothing. When
• 50:52
  Speaker 2: you're gonna bring your forty five hundred dollars down so
• 50:55
  Speaker 2: we can add it, so we can get the wing
• 50:57
  Speaker 2: put on. I'm part of the gems. You'll pray your
• 51:00
  Speaker 2: money down here are Clarence.
• 51:02
  Speaker 10: This isn't a dog. Let me tell you something. I
• 51:04
  Speaker 10: don't know who you are. I don't know what this
• 51:06
  Speaker 10: ministry is.
• 51:07
  Speaker 7: I'm with the gyms. When can we exist it?
• 51:09
  Speaker 2: Man?
• 51:09
  Speaker 9: I don't I don't care. I don't give it.
• 51:10
  Speaker 3: You know what?
• 51:11
  Speaker 10: Let me say, I don't care anything about your gym ministry.
• 51:14
  Speaker 9: I don't care about you, man, I don't care about
• 51:16
  Speaker 9: any of that.
• 51:19
  Speaker 10: Let me take something dolls, just just for real, you don't.
• 51:22
  Speaker 9: Call my house no more with this, with this stuff, dude,
• 51:24
  Speaker 9: you about to make a brother go off. I mean, seriously,
• 51:26
  Speaker 9: in this economy, in this economy, you talk to me
• 51:28
  Speaker 9: about about me tied in fifty dollars.
• 51:30
  Speaker 3: I'm trying.
• 51:30
  Speaker 9: I'm trying to put a dollar through college. I'm trying
• 51:32
  Speaker 9: to set a son through private school, and I can't
• 51:34
  Speaker 9: get that done. I'm trying to keep the lights on
• 51:36
  Speaker 9: the What do that have to do with the church.
• 51:38
  Speaker 9: I already told you. I'm getting ready to hang up.
• 51:41
  Speaker 9: And if you want to meet me and whatever you're
• 51:43
  Speaker 9: gonna do and whatever, then that's fine.
• 51:45
  Speaker 6: So I need to tell you something else about your job.
• 51:48
  Speaker 10: You ain't mean nothing about my job.
• 51:49
  Speaker 9: You have to kill me.
• 51:51
  Speaker 2: I need to tell you something about your job, dude,
• 51:53
  Speaker 2: I'm gonna hang up.
• 51:54
  Speaker 6: This phone. Is damn man named Chapman at your job.
• 51:57
  Speaker 9: Yes, chap at my job.
• 51:59
  Speaker 2: Okay, no, no, wait a minute. Chapman is the one
• 52:04
  Speaker 2: that got me to call you. This is nephew Tommy
• 52:07
  Speaker 2: from the Steve Harvey Morning Show. Baby, you just got pranked.
• 52:12
  Speaker 14: Man maneling guilty I mean.
• 52:26
  Speaker 7: With with the gym ministry.
• 52:29
  Speaker 10: Yeah, but somebody getting ready to get beat up at the.
• 52:34
  Speaker 2: Yoh man, I got one more thing to ask you, man,
• 52:36
  Speaker 2: what is the baddest And I'm talking about the baddest
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  Speaker 2: radio show in.
• 52:40
  Speaker 10: The land, obviously, Harvey Morning Show.
• 52:49
  Speaker 2: I don't need no praise today, Nephew, Tommy and Friends.
• 52:53
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• 53:21
  Speaker 6: Thank you so kind. How many shows sponsored by funeral home?
• 53:25
  Speaker 2: Yeah, because we be killing them though we'd be killing them.
• 53:33
  Speaker 1: Coming up next, Struwberry Letters. My excess new wife needs
• 53:38
  Speaker 1: advice is the subject. We'll get into that right after this.
• 53:41
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• 53:47
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  Speaker 1: Thank you nephew. Subject my ex's new wife needs advice.
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  Speaker 1: Dear Stephen Shirley. I'm a forty six year old divorced
• 54:21
  Speaker 1: mother of two and I had a great cop parenting
• 54:23
  Speaker 1: relationship with my ex husband. I was friendly with his
• 54:27
  Speaker 1: new wife and my children liked her. But my sixteen
• 54:30
  Speaker 1: year old thinks her step mom has low self esteem.
• 54:33
  Speaker 1: It tickled me to my core that a child peaud
• 54:36
  Speaker 1: this behavior. My ex husband is very established and he
• 54:40
  Speaker 1: likes things a certain way, down to his sexual experiences
• 54:44
  Speaker 1: that can be intimidating for any woman, but he was
• 54:47
  Speaker 1: my equal, and in fact, by the time we got divorced,
• 54:51
  Speaker 1: I brought home more of the bacon than he did.
• 54:53
  Speaker 1: I found out he cheated on me, and I was
• 54:55
  Speaker 1: fine with leaving because our marriage had run its course.
• 54:59
  Speaker 1: I was ready to go. He married the woman he
• 55:02
  Speaker 1: was cheating with. So she entered the marriage with heavy guilt.
• 55:06
  Speaker 1: She called and we had a face to face meeting
• 55:08
  Speaker 1: and I told her I forgive her and I told
• 55:11
  Speaker 1: her to live her life. That was almost two years ago.
• 55:15
  Speaker 1: The other day I got another call from her and
• 55:18
  Speaker 1: she left a message asking for advice. I called her
• 55:22
  Speaker 1: and we talked for an hour. She said my ex
• 55:24
  Speaker 1: told her that I was the ultimate lover and that
• 55:28
  Speaker 1: I did everything around the house just the way he
• 55:31
  Speaker 1: likes it. He suggested that she call me and maybe
• 55:34
  Speaker 1: come by my house to see how I keep things
• 55:36
  Speaker 1: in order here. I told her that would never happen,
• 55:40
  Speaker 1: and I advised her to stand up to my ex
• 55:43
  Speaker 1: and stop letting him compare her to me. This woman
• 55:47
  Speaker 1: asked me about detailed sexual positions that my ex and
• 55:50
  Speaker 1: I used to do, and I had to remind her
• 55:53
  Speaker 1: that she took him from me by having an affair,
• 55:56
  Speaker 1: so she should do whatever she did back then. She's
• 56:01
  Speaker 1: all upset and told my ex that I'm bitter. He's
• 56:04
  Speaker 1: on board with her bs. I cannot block them because
• 56:07
  Speaker 1: of the children. How should I deal with them? Well,
• 56:10
  Speaker 1: first of all, I got to say I love you,
• 56:14
  Speaker 1: I really do. You are one heck of a woman.
• 56:18
  Speaker 1: I don't know any woman who would be as nice
• 56:20
  Speaker 1: and accommodating to the other woman, to the woman who
• 56:23
  Speaker 1: stole her husband. It says you're mature, You've got class,
• 56:27
  Speaker 1: You've gotten over the pain that the affair must have caused.
• 56:31
  Speaker 1: It says that you're a grown woman. Even though you
• 56:34
  Speaker 1: said the marriage had run its course and you were
• 56:36
  Speaker 1: ready to go, that was the last straw that ended it.
• 56:40
  Speaker 1: The former side chicken now wife has a lot a
• 56:43
  Speaker 1: lot of nerve calling you. I thought your response to
• 56:46
  Speaker 1: her to do what she did back then when she
• 56:48
  Speaker 1: asked you about how to please her husband was brilliant.
• 56:51
  Speaker 1: I told you, I really like you. You could have
• 56:54
  Speaker 1: laughed at her, you could have cussed her out all
• 56:57
  Speaker 1: kinds of things, but you kept it really cute. I
• 57:00
  Speaker 1: like that she was stupid to even ask you, and
• 57:03
  Speaker 1: really dumb to think that you would tell her she
• 57:06
  Speaker 1: took your husband, and now she wants to know from
• 57:10
  Speaker 1: you how to keep him.
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  Speaker 3: M M.
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  Speaker 1: I think this has to be a first hunt Steve
• 57:15
  Speaker 1: and Strawberry letter history. Lady, You've dealt with this whole
• 57:22
  Speaker 1: situation like a queen. That's all I can say to you.
• 57:25
  Speaker 1: Enough is enough, though, and how do you deal with this?
• 57:28
  Speaker 1: You ask you have to stop taking her phone calls.
• 57:30
  Speaker 1: You have to tell your husband to stop encouraging her
• 57:33
  Speaker 1: to call you, and only deal with him when it
• 57:37
  Speaker 1: comes to the kids. Don't deal with them when it
• 57:39
  Speaker 1: comes to their marriage. They're treating you like their marriage
• 57:42
  Speaker 1: counselor or something. You got to shut them down right now, Steve, Yeah.
• 57:46
  Speaker 6: Great answer, Shelley. In the words ab out Forever, first
• 57:50
  Speaker 6: Lady Michelle Obama, when they go low, we go high.
• 57:58
  Speaker 6: I've always admired that about First Leddy Obama. I really did.
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  Speaker 6: I don't really live my life like that all the time.
• 58:09
  Speaker 6: I do sometimes, but in this case, right here, you've
• 58:13
  Speaker 6: already taken the high road. I think it's time to
• 58:15
  Speaker 6: dip right on down there on that road she hung.
• 58:18
  Speaker 6: So here go my answer to the letter your divorced
• 58:22
  Speaker 6: mother too, forty six year old. You had a great
• 58:24
  Speaker 6: coparative relationship with your ex, and you was friendly with
• 58:28
  Speaker 6: his new wife, and your children liked her. But then
• 58:30
  Speaker 6: your sixty year old found out and made the announcement
• 58:33
  Speaker 6: that you think the step mama got low self esteem
• 58:37
  Speaker 6: kind of tickle you to the court that a child
• 58:39
  Speaker 6: had peaked this behavior. Now, your ex husband is a
• 58:43
  Speaker 6: really established man, right, and he likes things a certain
• 58:46
  Speaker 6: way down to his sexual experiences. And then you said
• 58:51
  Speaker 6: that can be intimidating for any woman. So I don't
• 58:53
  Speaker 6: know what homeboy required that made this potentially intimidating. But
• 59:00
  Speaker 6: then you said he met his match when he came
• 59:02
  Speaker 6: to you. So what you wanna do, Let's go lift
• 59:07
  Speaker 6: your leg up. You lift your leg up, being back here,
• 59:11
  Speaker 6: you being back here. So now y'all was just in
• 59:14
  Speaker 6: there doing the aerobic gymnastic love it with a little
• 59:19
  Speaker 6: bit of jiu jitsu wrestling in it and Roman Greco.
• 59:24
  Speaker 6: So now y'all was in there doing the damn most
• 59:27
  Speaker 6: just in there UFC cage fighting, and I was. And
• 59:32
  Speaker 6: then you ended up by the end of the divorce.
• 59:35
  Speaker 6: By that time, y'all got rid of get you was
• 59:37
  Speaker 6: bringing home more bacon than he did. Then you found
• 59:40
  Speaker 6: out he cheated on you, and you was fine with
• 59:42
  Speaker 6: leaving because your marriage had run its course and you
• 59:44
  Speaker 6: was ready to go. But he married the woman that
• 59:49
  Speaker 6: he was cheating with. Then you say, so she entered
• 59:53
  Speaker 6: the marriage with heavy guilt. She called you one day
• 59:57
  Speaker 6: y'all had a face to face meeting. You told her
• 59:59
  Speaker 6: you forgive her and I told her to live her life.
• 1:00:04
  Speaker 6: She actually did you a favor at the time because
• 1:00:06
  Speaker 6: he had run his course and he was a cheater. He'
• 1:00:09
  Speaker 6: the likes thing done. All this sudden when he had
• 1:00:11
  Speaker 6: everything in you, but he wanted something else. But then
• 1:00:14
  Speaker 6: you got enough call from him. She left a message.
• 1:00:16
  Speaker 6: She was asking for some advice. Now this is curious letting.
• 1:00:19
  Speaker 6: So after we come back, I will tell you what
• 1:00:22
  Speaker 6: advice she wanted, what I think you should have done.
• 1:00:24
  Speaker 1: Yeah, hang on, we'll have part two of Steve's response
• 1:00:28
  Speaker 1: to today's Strawberry letter. My ex's new wife needs advice, and
• 1:00:34
  Speaker 1: we'll get into that at twenty three minutes after the
• 1:00:36
  Speaker 1: hour right after this. You're listening Steve Hardy Morning Show.
• 1:00:41
  Speaker 1: All right, Steve, come on, let's recap today's strawberry letter.
• 1:00:44
  Speaker 1: My ex's new wife needs advice.
• 1:00:47
  Speaker 6: This lady had a marriage. Her ex husband was rather
• 1:00:50
  Speaker 6: demanding order in the house, sexual experiences, and she was
• 1:00:56
  Speaker 6: tired of him anyway, so the marriage had run his course.
• 1:00:58
  Speaker 6: He found she found out she cheated on him, so
• 1:01:01
  Speaker 6: she was ready for the marriage in anyway. She was
• 1:01:03
  Speaker 6: ready to go. But the woman the woman he was
• 1:01:06
  Speaker 6: cheating with. He ended up marrying her. Now they have
• 1:01:10
  Speaker 6: a relationship. Because the woman felt guilty called at one
• 1:01:14
  Speaker 6: time to apologize, I guess or something like that, and
• 1:01:18
  Speaker 6: then she said, you forget. She forgave the lady and
• 1:01:22
  Speaker 6: totally gonna live your life now. Recently she got a
• 1:01:25
  Speaker 6: call and left a message asking for some advice. The
• 1:01:29
  Speaker 6: new wife. I called her and we talked for an hour.
• 1:01:34
  Speaker 6: She said, my ex husband told her that I was
• 1:01:36
  Speaker 6: an ultimate lover and I did everything around the house
• 1:01:39
  Speaker 6: just the way he liked it, and what you should
• 1:01:41
  Speaker 6: have did. At that point said yes, I was, I did,
• 1:01:48
  Speaker 6: And what damn business is it of yours?
• 1:01:50
  Speaker 3: Now?
• 1:01:50
  Speaker 6: I know he told you that, But what do you want?
• 1:01:54
  Speaker 6: He suggested that she called me and maybe come by
• 1:01:56
  Speaker 6: my house and see how I keep things in order here?
• 1:01:59
  Speaker 10: What crazy?
• 1:02:03
  Speaker 6: I would have said it? Come on, but that's all
• 1:02:08
  Speaker 6: I would have said to work. Come on now, if
• 1:02:11
  Speaker 6: you can't tell in the tone of my voice that
• 1:02:14
  Speaker 6: this probably ain't gonna be a safe visit, you probably
• 1:02:18
  Speaker 6: don't want to without a shit. And she told he
• 1:02:20
  Speaker 6: told me to come over your house see how things
• 1:02:22
  Speaker 6: you know? Come on, come on, come on, that's all
• 1:02:28
  Speaker 6: I'm gonna keep saying, just come on, And then if
• 1:02:31
  Speaker 6: she still act like she coming, then I'm gonna have
• 1:02:34
  Speaker 6: to add something. Bring your ass over here, because see,
• 1:02:41
  Speaker 6: I don't know where all this goodness coming from. You lady,
• 1:02:43
  Speaker 6: Like Shirley said, she loved you because you a special lady,
• 1:02:45
  Speaker 6: but I wouldn't do it. So but she said she
• 1:02:49
  Speaker 6: wanted to come over and see how things come. And
• 1:02:50
  Speaker 6: then you told her that that'll never happen. You're not
• 1:02:54
  Speaker 6: coming over here to see how I do nothing in
• 1:02:56
  Speaker 6: my house. And then she told her, you ought to
• 1:02:58
  Speaker 6: stand up to your ex and stop letting him compare
• 1:03:01
  Speaker 6: you to me. This woman asked me about detailed sexual
• 1:03:05
  Speaker 6: position that my husband and I used to do, and
• 1:03:07
  Speaker 6: I had to remind her she took him from me
• 1:03:10
  Speaker 6: by having an affair. So maybe y'all just do what
• 1:03:12
  Speaker 6: you did back then. You know, whatever you did, all
• 1:03:15
  Speaker 6: the tricks you was doing back then, you need to
• 1:03:17
  Speaker 6: bring him back up. You need to come over these
• 1:03:20
  Speaker 6: new tricks. But what i'd have did was i'd have
• 1:03:22
  Speaker 6: told her what he liked. Since she need advice, i'da
• 1:03:28
  Speaker 6: gave her information, like when he's looking in the refrigerator.
• 1:03:32
  Speaker 6: He loves it when you bust him upside the back
• 1:03:34
  Speaker 6: of his head with a broom, he loved it. Then
• 1:03:38
  Speaker 6: turned it around and kiss him real hard. Girl. She
• 1:03:41
  Speaker 6: sure about that girl that used to drive him crazy.
• 1:03:45
  Speaker 6: The next time you see him in that refrigerator, you
• 1:03:48
  Speaker 6: bust him outside his head with a broom and then
• 1:03:50
  Speaker 6: snatch him around real quick and start kissing him. And girl,
• 1:03:54
  Speaker 6: and watch what happened. Are you sure? Girl, didn't he
• 1:03:58
  Speaker 6: tell you to call me? I have her doing all
• 1:04:01
  Speaker 6: kinds of stuff. Girl, you know what he really loves.
• 1:04:05
  Speaker 6: He really loved like if he laying in the bed
• 1:04:08
  Speaker 6: for you to take a lit bit of light of fluid,
• 1:04:11
  Speaker 6: just a little bit, just on the corner of the mattress,
• 1:04:13
  Speaker 6: and just set the corner of the mattress on fire
• 1:04:15
  Speaker 6: just a little bit. Did put it out right quick? Girl?
• 1:04:18
  Speaker 6: That makes him so hot? Ooh, I'm gonna have her
• 1:04:22
  Speaker 6: in here to just do it. All kinds of house
• 1:04:26
  Speaker 6: ain't gonna be worth him them. So now you told
• 1:04:30
  Speaker 6: her you know you A'm just gonna do what you do.
• 1:04:33
  Speaker 6: When you took him from it, she all upset and
• 1:04:36
  Speaker 6: told your ex, I'm bitter. Now he's on board with
• 1:04:40
  Speaker 6: her bs. I cannot block them because of the children.
• 1:04:43
  Speaker 6: How should I deal with them? You don't have to
• 1:04:46
  Speaker 6: deal with them. You ain't gotta take her calls you free.
• 1:04:51
  Speaker 6: Now you ain't got to listen to nothing he's say.
• 1:04:54
  Speaker 6: We talking about these kids. I don't give a damn
• 1:04:59
  Speaker 6: what you and that hell for due because you gonna
• 1:05:03
  Speaker 6: end up cheating on her, just like you did me.
• 1:05:08
  Speaker 6: Because if you think I was everything, and you telling
• 1:05:10
  Speaker 6: her she ain't everything, then your next move is to
• 1:05:13
  Speaker 6: go try to find your else, try and find yourself
• 1:05:16
  Speaker 6: something else. So I already know what's gonna happen right here.
• 1:05:19
  Speaker 6: I ain't in your business. You didn't want me, and
• 1:05:23
  Speaker 6: now you don't want her. You gonna run out of
• 1:05:26
  Speaker 6: women in a minute, homie, because you ain't all that.
• 1:05:30
  Speaker 6: So I would just I wouldn't worry about nothing. You
• 1:05:32
  Speaker 6: ain't gotta deal with none of this. What you care about?
• 1:05:36
  Speaker 6: How she feel about you? She got what you didn't want,
• 1:05:40
  Speaker 6: no way, So now let her live over there with
• 1:05:43
  Speaker 6: her miserable ass life trying to be you, and let
• 1:05:47
  Speaker 6: him regret letting you go to get her, because that's
• 1:05:50
  Speaker 6: what's really doesn't happen, homeboy, want her to be like
• 1:05:54
  Speaker 6: you because he realized now he was a better choice.
• 1:05:58
  Speaker 6: But so now see what we're gonna do. Leave both
• 1:06:01
  Speaker 6: of them over there in their misery. You ain't got
• 1:06:03
  Speaker 6: to discuss nothing but them kids. Excuse me, excuse me. Uh,
• 1:06:06
  Speaker 6: let me talk to the babies. Excuse me, excuse me.
• 1:06:10
  Speaker 6: They not coming over there this weekend. Excuse me. The
• 1:06:14
  Speaker 6: kids need some shoes. That's all you got to do, right,
• 1:06:18
  Speaker 6: That's all you got to do. You got custody of
• 1:06:21
  Speaker 6: the kids. I don't want you to use them as pawns.
• 1:06:24
  Speaker 6: That's not what I'm saying. But just deal with the kids.
• 1:06:27
  Speaker 6: You ain't got to hear none of this foolish How
• 1:06:29
  Speaker 6: do you have them? You ain't got to block them.
• 1:06:31
  Speaker 6: He on board that bs. Remind him of what he
• 1:06:33
  Speaker 6: did see me and don't like to be reminded. Just
• 1:06:36
  Speaker 6: remind you home.
• 1:06:38
  Speaker 7: Excuse me, excuse me.
• 1:06:39
  Speaker 6: You be on board with that health all you want,
• 1:06:41
  Speaker 6: that's the one you picked, you slept with in your
• 1:06:43
  Speaker 6: mad Now live with us. Don't ask me nothing else
• 1:06:47
  Speaker 6: about this dusty health.
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  Speaker 7: Now.
• 1:06:56
  Speaker 1: Coming up next it is Junior and Sports Talk. Right
• 1:06:59
  Speaker 1: after you're listening morning show. It is time now for
• 1:07:05
  Speaker 1: Junior and Sports Talk, which you got junior.
• 1:07:08
  Speaker 8: NBA playoff basketball boys getting heated around here. Now, man,
• 1:07:11
  Speaker 8: did you see his UNC Dylan Brooks trash talking Lebron.
• 1:07:14
  Speaker 7: James after the Wind the other day?
• 1:07:15
  Speaker 8: I just saw it on sports So, oh my gosh, boy,
• 1:07:19
  Speaker 8: this man says, I poke Bess. I don't respect him
• 1:07:23
  Speaker 8: until they drop forty talk about Lebron James said he's old,
• 1:07:27
  Speaker 8: said he's old. Now you know a little bit by
• 1:07:30
  Speaker 8: trash talking? Was this pretty high level trash talking here?
• 1:07:33
  Speaker 8: This is poking bass and I don't respect him.
• 1:07:36
  Speaker 6: Well, you know, this young boy will never ever accomplish
• 1:07:42
  Speaker 6: what Lebron has a calls. Okay. Secondly, this young boy
• 1:07:47
  Speaker 6: out of Memphis can't even play basketball like Lebron right now,
• 1:07:55
  Speaker 6: and then in the same league, you ask anybody on
• 1:08:00
  Speaker 6: earth would you rather have Dylan Brooks or Lebron James
• 1:08:04
  Speaker 6: and watch what happened? Yeah?
• 1:08:07
  Speaker 7: Yeah, So we got to just take a pole.
• 1:08:10
  Speaker 6: I don't even know these some of these young guys. Man,
• 1:08:13
  Speaker 6: they're so arrogant. Yeah, yeah, yeah, no, it was. It was.
• 1:08:17
  Speaker 6: It was with the Bees, you know, trying to have
• 1:08:19
  Speaker 6: a serious but that's you know, Lebron, I don't think.
• 1:08:21
  Speaker 6: And to see the last time I heard somebody, they
• 1:08:25
  Speaker 6: talked about kareem up dude, Jabbar one day when he
• 1:08:29
  Speaker 6: was playing the Celtics and he wasn't getting back on den.
• 1:08:33
  Speaker 6: He looked a little tired that game and said, I
• 1:08:35
  Speaker 6: just think he's old. He just doesn't have it anymore.
• 1:08:38
  Speaker 6: They talked about him like a dog. Then the next game,
• 1:08:42
  Speaker 6: kareem up dude the bar? Whoa they ad?
• 1:08:49
  Speaker 8: You know, but you know Lebron ain't saying this. Lebron
• 1:08:51
  Speaker 8: handled like you known. Man, he ain't knowing all that.
• 1:08:54
  Speaker 6: Man.
• 1:08:54
  Speaker 7: But let's get to it up tonight.
• 1:08:55
  Speaker 3: Man.
• 1:08:55
  Speaker 7: Here it is man. Calvin lives in the Knicks.
• 1:08:59
  Speaker 3: You know.
• 1:09:00
  Speaker 6: I sent Steven A. Smith for texts the Calms, who
• 1:09:05
  Speaker 6: they asked, Yeah, one game does not make a series.
• 1:09:09
  Speaker 6: They will fall Friday night.
• 1:09:12
  Speaker 2: Well whatever, yeah, yeah, yeah, you better hope they do.
• 1:09:21
  Speaker 7: This is how you trash talk.
• 1:09:23
  Speaker 6: Boy. Don't let me get up you Finn to find
• 1:09:26
  Speaker 6: out something little missus. Stephen Smith. Yeah, oh man, I'm
• 1:09:31
  Speaker 6: finna be in your back.
• 1:09:35
  Speaker 8: We got Celtic's hosts Hawks game to night, Boston leads
• 1:09:38
  Speaker 8: the series two zero.
• 1:09:39
  Speaker 7: I think that's bet three zero.
• 1:09:41
  Speaker 8: Then we got the Nuggets and the Timberwolves, the Nuggets
• 1:09:43
  Speaker 8: leading that series to nothing.
• 1:09:45
  Speaker 7: On Saturday, you got.
• 1:09:46
  Speaker 8: The seventy six and nets, the Nuggets leading the Timberwolves,
• 1:09:50
  Speaker 8: leaving the timber Wolves two zero.
• 1:09:51
  Speaker 6: I'm sorry, I try to add.
• 1:09:53
  Speaker 1: Concerns about this series.
• 1:09:57
  Speaker 8: Yeah, seventy and nets of Saturday sun slippers busy, and
• 1:10:02
  Speaker 8: you got the greasy the.
• 1:10:03
  Speaker 6: Lakers on Saturday. So they books tied it up too,
• 1:10:05
  Speaker 6: Yeah they did.
• 1:10:06
  Speaker 7: Man, So here we go out.
• 1:10:07
  Speaker 6: Without without without the Greek, without the Greek Free.
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  Speaker 1: All right, Junior, thank you. Coming up at the top
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  Speaker 1: of the hour, Steve's had a busy week in LA.
• 1:10:17
  Speaker 1: We're going to talk about it, find out what he's
• 1:10:19
  Speaker 1: been up to. Right after this, you're listening Hardy Morning Show. So, Steve,
• 1:10:27
  Speaker 1: you've been in Los Angeles all week. You've been filming
• 1:10:30
  Speaker 1: Celebrity Family Feud. You also did Club Shay Sheha, the
• 1:10:34
  Speaker 1: podcast with Shannon Sharp, and yesterday you were a guest
• 1:10:38
  Speaker 1: speaker at Martin Lawrence's ceremony when he received the Hollywood
• 1:10:41
  Speaker 1: Star on the Walk of Saint Yeah, you've been busy,
• 1:10:46
  Speaker 1: Cedric the Entertainer to Sheena Arnold, Lynn Whitfield were all there,
• 1:10:51
  Speaker 1: A bunch of celebrities were there. You've had a busy,
• 1:10:53
  Speaker 1: busy week. Tell us first about Club Shay Shay. How'd
• 1:10:57
  Speaker 1: that go?
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  Speaker 6: My favorite podcast I've never done. I don't do it,
• 1:11:02
  Speaker 6: but just to sit down with him. And I told him,
• 1:11:06
  Speaker 6: I said, man, you know what I love about you.
• 1:11:08
  Speaker 6: I've never disagreed with anything you ever said in forms
• 1:11:12
  Speaker 6: of a commentary. I just agree with everything he say
• 1:11:15
  Speaker 6: and the way he said. And I told him, you,
• 1:11:18
  Speaker 6: I just love listening to you because it's like listening
• 1:11:20
  Speaker 6: to myself. I like country ask people that they do
• 1:11:24
  Speaker 6: mess around and gave a microphone to I told him
• 1:11:27
  Speaker 6: we should all do a podcast together, me, me, Shannon Sharp,
• 1:11:33
  Speaker 6: and Kendrick Perkins and call the podcast what they say.
• 1:11:42
  Speaker 7: Genius.
• 1:11:48
  Speaker 6: That would be just full of old sayings and.
• 1:11:52
  Speaker 3: PI.
• 1:11:54
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 1:11:57
  Speaker 7: So what did Shannon?
• 1:11:58
  Speaker 1: Ah?
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  Speaker 6: Yeah? I mean everything, man, everything. It was a very
• 1:12:02
  Speaker 6: thorough interview. Man. He did a lot of stuff, uh,
• 1:12:06
  Speaker 6: you know that nobody asked for and stuff like that.
• 1:12:09
  Speaker 6: It's just good y'all. Have to see it. Just go
• 1:12:11
  Speaker 6: look at his podcast What's call Yeah shop, hold on there?
• 1:12:26
  Speaker 1: And you didn't even know?
• 1:12:27
  Speaker 8: Yeah, no, I thought it was well, we'll check it
• 1:12:34
  Speaker 8: out for sure.
• 1:12:35
  Speaker 1: Yeah sounds good, it sounds fun. And then of course
• 1:12:39
  Speaker 1: Martin Lawrence gets his star finally on the Hollywood Walk
• 1:12:44
  Speaker 1: of Fame. That was reserving, so deserved. Yeah, seriously, fat Tommy.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, well, I mean you know, it's like, wow, this
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  Speaker 6: dude is a legend, many a legend.
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  Speaker 2: Man.
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  Speaker 6: It was great, good seeing my boy said always said
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  Speaker 12: Y'all two together yeah, laughing, you know, man, just a
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  Speaker 12: great great uh all together?
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  Speaker 6: Man? What an honor for Martin too, because he deserves it. Now.
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  Speaker 1: You know, I'm huge, I'm a huge Martin Lawrence.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah.
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  Speaker 7: Well, you couldn't have told me he didn't have a started.
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  Speaker 6: I never never knew that. I that.
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  Speaker 12: You're said, Steve, how did you get how did you
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  Speaker 12: get it picked for that?
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  Speaker 1: To speak at.
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  Speaker 6: The I was in Abu Dhabi at this guy's house
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  Speaker 6: and Martin was invited to it. Martin said, man, as
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  Speaker 6: soon as he walked in, he said, man, I'm glad
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  Speaker 6: you're here. Can I holler at you for a minute
• 1:13:53
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  Speaker 6: I'm getting the star in April. Man, I want you
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  Speaker 6: it just so happens, man, that I was I was
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  Speaker 6: My only regret is I didn't I wasn't there for says.
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  Speaker 6: That was my only regret, man, because I was out
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• 1:14:39
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  Speaker 1: So quickly Steve celebrities on Family few this year this season.
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  Speaker 6: Just tune in for Stephen A. Smith when he don't
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  Speaker 1: would you rather? Would you rather never get a pedicure again?
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  Speaker 1: Would you rather fall asleep in a business meeting? Steve?
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  Speaker 1: You've done that? Would you rather laugh out loud at church?
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  Speaker 6: I don't laugh at a lot of church. I laugh
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  Speaker 6: at church. I've domb both of them laughing out lot
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  Speaker 6: of church though, Oh it ain't no right time laugh
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  Speaker 6: a lot at church? Funny and stuff I've ever seen
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  Speaker 6: been in church. You can't hold it.
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  Speaker 7: You cannot hold it.
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  Speaker 6: I the felt that you being the meeting man I'm
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  Speaker 6: talking about man, whatever fellasleep, I don't care. Whatever your
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  Speaker 6: ass is boring, it has nothing to do with me
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• 1:18:44
  Speaker 6: lot of meetings depending on what you're talking about. But
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  Speaker 6: if your ass is boring, I'm out of here.
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  Speaker 1: Or if they dim the lights.
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  Speaker 6: Or if they dim the light and show a graph,
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  Speaker 6: I'm gone. If you cut them lights back up, somebody
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  Speaker 6: I don't know what y'all doing. If y'all could have
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  Speaker 6: That's how you should make my mountains when I had
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  Speaker 1: All right, Moving on to would you rather let your
• 1:19:29
  Speaker 1: wife keep your phone for one day? Or would you
• 1:19:33
  Speaker 1: rather call an X just to say hello?
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  Speaker 9: Hello?
• 1:19:37
  Speaker 6: She can keep my phone call I can call his X.
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  Speaker 6: No hell, I'm calling it.
• 1:19:42
  Speaker 7: She can't get in it.
• 1:19:43
  Speaker 6: I'm calling it. I'm calling it.
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  Speaker 1: You can't let your wife keep your phone for a day,
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  Speaker 1: keep my phone?
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  Speaker 7: What does she need it?
• 1:19:52
  Speaker 6: Fuck? What is that fun? Why do y'all write these
• 1:19:55
  Speaker 6: ignorant as questions? What?
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  Speaker 1: Why? What you got in you? Why are you mad?
• 1:20:03
  Speaker 1: My cloud?
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  Speaker 6: My cloud is cloudy, my cloud. I don't have my
• 1:20:07
  Speaker 6: stuff in the cloud. I got my stuff in the earth.
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  Speaker 2: All right, coming, we're coming up.
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  Speaker 1: Please after well, we'll close out the show with some
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  Speaker 1: closing remarks. And it's our last break of the day.
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  Speaker 6: Here.
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  Speaker 1: We are, guys, our last break of the day. Before
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• 1:20:33
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• 1:20:36
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  Speaker 1: Tommy Night is part two of the Reunion show in Miami.
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  Speaker 6: Who somebody, you better tell somebody?
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  Speaker 12: Maybe I got to see what Moran half good?
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  Speaker 3: First?
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  Speaker 1: Oh man, Tommy.
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  Speaker 6: I saw the clip where the dude left the little
• 1:21:20
  Speaker 6: light skin chicken went over there. That was another girl.
• 1:21:24
  Speaker 6: That was Atlanta. That was the second season, Atlanta behind
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  Speaker 6: look at him, look at him trying.
• 1:21:30
  Speaker 7: To catch up.
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  Speaker 1: But it's so good though, any season you watch it, Yeah,
• 1:21:35
  Speaker 1: you're right, any season.
• 1:21:37
  Speaker 7: Yeah you're talking about Oh I don't care.
• 1:21:39
  Speaker 6: Yeah, yeah, that's the one I saw him. Yeah.
• 1:21:44
  Speaker 7: He send me a clip and said, you did.
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  Speaker 1: Good right here, Tommy, you are great on that show.
• 1:21:52
  Speaker 1: You really are. It's tonight at nine pm Eastern time.
• 1:21:56
  Speaker 6: Like Tommy lean back across the last leg.
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  Speaker 12: He's so flying.
• 1:22:03
  Speaker 6: Yes, I said, I don't know who to put the
• 1:22:06
  Speaker 6: apple box up on him?
• 1:22:07
  Speaker 1: So slow like this and Junior, we don't want to
• 1:22:11
  Speaker 1: leave you out. You got to check out Juniors Living
• 1:22:13
  Speaker 1: Your Life talk shown. Yeah, check it out Living your And.
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  Speaker 6: It's just not about being sick y'all. So yeah, about
• 1:22:20
  Speaker 6: living you're thinking he about to call in and have
• 1:22:23
  Speaker 6: a bunch of crisis people on there, but people on
• 1:22:26
  Speaker 6: there that's alive and doing well. Yeah, it's inspirational.
• 1:22:30
  Speaker 2: Man.
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  Speaker 6: I'm just trying to get more people to tune in,
• 1:22:33
  Speaker 6: because don't nobody want to tune in a bunch of
• 1:22:35
  Speaker 6: sick pe ain't there ain't no fun and nothing right now.
• 1:22:39
  Speaker 8: It's about living your life, man, that's what we're talking about.
• 1:22:41
  Speaker 6: Man, I'm living. We don't have a little douball on that.
• 1:22:47
  Speaker 6: A couple of open.
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  Speaker 1: That's a good idea while you're playing junior, that's a
• 1:22:53
  Speaker 1: good idea.
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  Speaker 7: Yeahs back from that accident.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, it's good. It's good.
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  Speaker 2: Many gods if y'all don't stay off them, Damn jet
• 1:23:07
  Speaker 2: skis and TVs and wild vacations, y'all have stay off.
• 1:23:13
  Speaker 2: We can't go to the I go to the pool
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  Speaker 2: and lay it down with a book.
• 1:23:17
  Speaker 12: That's really what you don't do any excursions.
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  Speaker 6: My son.
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  Speaker 2: You want me to go hang line zip lining, and
• 1:23:26
  Speaker 2: I can't. I can't do it.
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  Speaker 6: I can't.
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  Speaker 2: I peed on three people last time we zip line,
• 1:23:32
  Speaker 2: we went across from something I did. Excuse MESSI because
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  Speaker 2: you know, when you start zip lining, you can't go back.
• 1:23:41
  Speaker 2: You have to you cannot, you cannot turn back. There's
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  Speaker 2: no turning back. And then the trees get taller and
• 1:23:47
  Speaker 2: taller and taller. It's just it's it's too scary you are.
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  Speaker 7: Yeah, I don't can't do that.
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  Speaker 12: Yeah, but yeah, you can't just be like I changed
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  Speaker 12: my mind, and you ain't.
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  Speaker 2: Changing your mind once you get on that first zip.
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  Speaker 2: It's a wrap you got. I don't understand.
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  Speaker 6: I don't know why would I do that? Remember, I
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  Speaker 6: got zip line in my run. I got a zip
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  Speaker 6: line in my ranch. I just had it all straightened out,
• 1:24:13
  Speaker 6: got the inspectors to come out, past inspection and everything.
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  Speaker 6: So the boys this year'll be using the zip line.
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  Speaker 6: That's good.
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  Speaker 1: Once once was enough.
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  Speaker 12: Never I did it once to remember the little girl
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  Speaker 12: that was behind me, which you can't come on.
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  Speaker 1: That little girls like go, lady, gown, what are you doing?
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  Speaker 3: You up?
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  Speaker 1: She was fearless.
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  Speaker 7: This little girl was six or seven.
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  Speaker 1: Every time, lady, you're scared. Every time we would go
• 1:24:45
  Speaker 1: to a different landing, and I was scared. Yeah, but Junior,
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• 1:24:52
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  Speaker 8: It's living your life. Just go to live in your
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  Speaker 8: Every week we're gonna have new guests. Knew everything, man.
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  Speaker 8: So it's it's a it's really inspiration. I'm telling you
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  Speaker 8: it really is.
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  Speaker 6: Man.
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  Speaker 8: It's you know, because I said I'm gonna do something
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  Speaker 8: to show people that this is what I do with
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  Speaker 8: my life. I don't let what happens to me affect
• 1:25:13
  Speaker 8: how I'm gonna live. And you know that's what I
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  Speaker 13: Man.
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  Speaker 8: Quite an interview with great Kiki Sheppard coming on. Man,
• 1:25:21
  Speaker 8: I'm getting the mccady twins to come on. Man, we
• 1:25:23
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  Speaker 7: You need to come on here.
• 1:25:27
  Speaker 6: It's temmy what you're doing. Na I got to see
• 1:25:29
  Speaker 6: how I got to see how. I don't want to
• 1:25:34
  Speaker 6: be on there. And man, because somebody be on that
• 1:25:36
  Speaker 6: episode I'm on that. I'm gonna wait. I got you,
• 1:25:40
  Speaker 6: you know, so, I know you're gonna run out of
• 1:25:41
  Speaker 6: healthy ask people. I know you're gonna have to do
• 1:25:45
  Speaker 6: an episode on hot hell of Crisis. I don't want
• 1:25:48
  Speaker 6: on that same time we victim on that trying to
• 1:25:51
  Speaker 6: healthy people. You already bringing in the boot Bob Twins.
• 1:25:58
  Speaker 6: We don't even know who they are, he said, what's
• 1:26:01
  Speaker 6: the name of the.
• 1:26:02
  Speaker 8: Twins Macarter twins, Quarter Twins. You know they played in
• 1:26:05
  Speaker 8: the NFL.
• 1:26:05
  Speaker 6: If he played for.
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  Speaker 8: The time for the for the New England Patriots.
• 1:26:08
  Speaker 6: Man, we talked to them.
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  Speaker 7: Yeah, yeah, yeah, so you know they just you should
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  Speaker 7: get all the Nick Cannon's kids on there.
• 1:26:15
  Speaker 6: You should.
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  Speaker 1: Some of them can't talk.
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  Speaker 6: We don't have enough cameras. Just a podcast that would
• 1:26:22
  Speaker 6: be a broadcast. Man. They asked me, so I was sharing.
• 1:26:31
  Speaker 6: Sharp was messing with me yesterday about he was asking
• 1:26:34
  Speaker 6: me about my success. I said, no, I would have
• 1:26:36
  Speaker 6: messed it up by then, man, I said, I couldn't
• 1:26:39
  Speaker 6: have been this successful this earlier. I wouldn't knew how
• 1:26:41
  Speaker 6: to head it. He said, you asked key, He said, man,
• 1:26:43
  Speaker 6: you'd have been Nick Cannon. I said, no, I know
• 1:26:46
  Speaker 6: my way to the drugs. Though. Boy, they told that podcast.
• 1:26:56
  Speaker 7: O you kept it one hundred. I gotta watch this podcast. Man.
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