Latest / Cinema Yūgen / Cadillac Deserts & Drive‑In Dreams — A Conversation with Joe Lansdale
Transcript
- 0:00G'day. That's right. It's that time again. Time for Cinema Eugen.
- 0:15Yes, welcome back. Ladies and gentlemen, Cinema Eugen catching up with the classics
- 0:22fan requested. Kent's classics.
- 0:25This classic is Joe R.
- 0:28Lansdale, if you're not familiar with Joe Lansdale. He is an American writer
- 0:33and martial arts instructor, prose writer of a variety of genres,
- 0:38including Western horror, science fiction, mystery, suspense.
- 0:43He's also written comic books, screenplays, and several of his novels have been
- 0:48adapted into film and television.
- 0:51Bubba Hotep, Among them, he is the winner of the British Fantasy Award,
- 0:57the American Horror Award, the Edgar Award, and 11 Bram Stoker Awards.
- 1:05He is one of my hero's champion, Mojo Storyteller Joe Lansdale.
- 1:12Our conversation picks up as Joe eloquently calms me down after I inform him
- 1:18that he's my hero and I'm extremely nervous to talk to him, but he immediately calmed me down.
- 1:26Here he is, the mighty champion mojo storyteller, Joe. Ah, Lansdale.
- 1:33Oh, man. Oh, you don't need to be with me. You don't need to be nervous for me at all.
- 1:37You're just like you sat there in my living room, you know? Yeah,
- 1:40but if you had told me, like, you know, back in the day when I first read the
- 1:45first Joe Lansdale book that I'd be talking to you on the phone,
- 1:47I would have said, go and have another drink, if you know what I mean.
- 1:51What was your first one? My very first one that I found in a secondhand bookstore.
- 1:58It was a, it's a chapbook version. Awesome.
- 2:03On the far side of the Cadillac desert with dead folks. Oh yeah.
- 2:07Yeah. I remember those. There were several of those that roadkill press, I think it was.
- 2:11Roadkill press. And they did several different ones. Yeah. Yeah.
- 2:14That was my very, very first one. I read that thing over and over and over and over and over.
- 2:21And I just thought, I just thought that's incredible. How you go from,
- 2:26from something that's relatively bleak and dystopian.
- 2:31If you will, to, to, to just these, I don't know how to describe it.
- 2:37It's like flourishes of humor, flourishes of absurdity, but it all works.
- 2:43Like it's not, it's, you know, some authors take you some places and then they
- 2:48throw you and you go, well, that was interesting, but it doesn't really fit
- 2:52with the rest of the story, if you know what I mean.
- 2:54Yeah, I think that the things can be, not always congruous, you know,
- 3:01when people are working on these things and they think I'll need to have some
- 3:06humor in it. I'll need to have this.
- 3:08Well, that's not the same. That's like putting together a fruit salad instead
- 3:11of blending something up in a blender.
- 3:13And, you know, it can be entertaining enough, but there's a conscious feeling
- 3:16of those things of a collision of ideas and lines and sort of a blending of ideas and storylines.
- 3:23And I think that that's, that's a, that's hard to do, you know,
- 3:26and I'm not giving myself any credit because I found it by accident and
- 3:30by my own personality but the the thing
- 3:33is is and i was influenced by people like robert rock who
- 3:35did that kind of thing very well and you know there's a difference though and
- 3:40i think when writers do it they have to make a distinction between just bringing
- 3:45in humor or and instead of making it a part of the texture of the story do you
- 3:51think it's do you think it's as simple as you know how.
- 3:55Some people are funny. Like when you go out with someone, you know,
- 4:00and you know them to be funny, but they're funny when they're not trying.
- 4:04They're funny when they're not trying to be funny.
- 4:06Absolutely. Well, and, but there's also the thing, and we'll take it from a more static viewpoint.
- 4:13You can take a joke and you'd have 10 people tell that same joke.
- 4:17And some people, it'll just be hilarious. And others, it'll just lay there like a dead fish.
- 4:21And there's also those guys that come in and they're just talking about their
- 4:25everyday life, but they have such a unique viewpoint on it and come from such
- 4:29a different angle that they're hilarious, you know, but they're not necessarily
- 4:33working at it. They may realize they have a sense of humor.
- 4:36They may realize that they can transfer that sense of humor to others,
- 4:39but they may not necessarily be making a super conscious effort of it.
- 4:44It's just who they are. Yeah, yeah.
- 4:47Well, you and like I said at the top of the hour, you and Hank Bukowski were
- 4:52a huge influence on my own personal writing. Thank you.
- 4:57And that's really what I took away from both.
- 5:00I mean, my style is like this weird alchemy now.
- 5:04But it has become, like you were suggesting, more of my personality and not...
- 5:11Yeah, well, you use the other ingredients. I mean, alchemy was a very good term.
- 5:16The thing is, is that, you know, you borrow, I borrowed from Ray Bradbury.
- 5:20I borrowed from Flannery O'Connor. I borrowed from Ernest Hemingway.
- 5:23I borrowed from F. Scott Fitzgerald. I borrowed from Robert Block.
- 5:27And those authors are all, and there's a longer list, you know,
- 5:30Harper Lee, et cetera, et cetera. But the thing is, they're all very diverse.
- 5:34But there's somewhere in there that those authors are not just authors I enjoy.
- 5:38They're authors that speak to me in a way that's inexplicable to some degree.
- 5:43And it may be that it's tied into my background and growing up or,
- 5:47you know, wherever my emotional capacities are, whatever it is.
- 5:51But then when you take all that stuff, it goes back to running it through the blender again.
- 5:55And that's what you're doing when you're saying is bringing your own personality into it.
- 6:00You do. But your own personality, by the way, is made up of other people. It always has been.
- 6:05It always will be from my parents. We get it from friends.
- 6:09And then it gradually becomes our personality over time.
- 6:13Do you think it's like, you know, when some people learn to draw and they have
- 6:17a particular artist that they like.
- 6:20And they sort of just copy him, right?
- 6:25But I don't mean copy him in a malicious way. I mean, they copy him.
- 6:29No, no, that's what I did too. I mean, I did it with writers.
- 6:33I tried to write like Raymond Chandler.
- 6:35I tried to write, and that's how you find the door in. Yeah.
- 6:39But that's not the room you want to live in. Right, yeah.
- 6:43And then you get sick of the copying, so to speak, or the imitating,
- 6:48and you get sick of that and then you just start being yourself.
- 6:51Kind of like an actor, you stop acting. And you start being...
- 6:54It's the same thing like martial arts. You know, Bruce Lee used to say when
- 6:57you first start, a punch is just a punch, and then a punch is a punch,
- 7:01and then a punch is just a punch,
- 7:03meaning that you start out with something that's natural that you know nothing
- 7:07about, you haven't thought about, you haven't analyzed at all.
- 7:10It's just an instinct, but it doesn't necessarily mean it's a good instinct.
- 7:13It may just be flailing, and then you go into something where you spend more
- 7:17time learning how to do it, and that's the conscious era.
- 7:20And then at some point you have done that so long that it now becomes subconscious
- 7:24and it becomes natural and it goes back to being the natural man or woman again.
- 7:29You're back to not thinking about it, but just responding.
- 7:32So now the punch is as it was when you first started.
- 7:36It's not something that you have to analyze and think to use.
- 7:39Right sure and that that's the way writing is
- 7:42it's exactly that same way martial arts and
- 7:45writing have a lot of connections for me and one
- 7:48without the other I don't think I would have done well with either one
- 7:51I mean I've spent almost 60 years doing martial arts that's you know 58 I guess
- 7:5757 57 years doing exactly and that's that's a long time to do something and
- 8:02it I've done that in a more you know early on I started writing at four but
- 8:07I didn't start selling till I was 23 three,
- 8:09but I started martial arts when I was 11 and was really very seriously involved at the time I was 16.
- 8:15Right, yeah, yeah, yeah. But with the writing, it's I was kind of,
- 8:23whenever I read your stuff now, for whatever reason I hear Phil Giganti's voice in my head.
- 8:31Whose voice? I'm sorry. Phil Giganti who does the Happ and Leonard the audio
- 8:36in the room? Oh, yeah, yeah, he did the early ones. Yeah, yeah. He did a bunch of them.
- 8:41Yeah, and for whatever reason, whenever I'm reading your stuff now,
- 8:45I hear Phil Giganti like narrating it.
- 8:47And, and my real, my real delight or surprise, if you will, is when I started
- 8:53putting my books on, on audio books is a great thing called the ACX is through Amazon and you can,
- 9:00you can put out audio books now.
- 9:04And i i didn't realize if if i if
- 9:07i had got the lansdale in there
- 9:10until i had a guy who sounds very much like phil giganti
- 9:13read one of my you
- 9:16know narrate one of my stories and i said that's fantastic
- 9:20it sounds like a joe lansdale novel um so
- 9:24so i thought yeah well you know i've got a few
- 9:27audiobooks of my own too and it's a great delight to do
- 9:30them i just don't wish i had more time did yeah yeah no it's
- 9:33it's such I mean because I write little like mostly
- 9:36novellas and things like that and short stories too I haven't really tackled
- 9:40that's my favorite yeah I haven't really tackled the novel yet I just I don't
- 9:44know well you know with the Somerset Somerset Mom I think it was Somerset Mom
- 9:47I could be wrong with that but he said a novel is an easy way to write a short
- 9:52story and I believe that's true yeah and I,
- 9:56think it was James Patterson too I saw in an interview said something like that he said there are great,
- 10:01He said, I don't think there are great novels. I think there are great short stories.
- 10:05Because he said the short story is more challenging to write.
- 10:08It is, but I would disagree that there are some great novels.
- 10:11Oh, sure. Yeah, no, I don't know
- 10:14where he's coming from. I don't really personally read James Patterson.
- 10:19No, no, no. But, you know, there's another side of it, too. There's the pro.
- 10:23And there's the guy that if that many people are enjoying him, he's got something.
- 10:27And one way he's doing something the rest of us can't do. But it may not have
- 10:31anything to do with technique as a writer,
- 10:33but it may be as being tuned in to what a larger readership wants,
- 10:38which I think is essentially just TV in a book.
- 10:43And I don't mean even necessarily like TV now, but TV as it was,
- 10:48the CBS movie of the week or something like that, only a little more graphic
- 10:52or a little more bloody or whatever.
- 10:53But he has a knack to know what a large number of people want.
- 10:59And I not only don't have that knack, I mean, I'm successful,
- 11:03don't get me wrong, but I don't think of it that way.
- 11:06I write like everybody I know is dead. That's my motto.
- 11:09I try not to write for anybody but me because I don't know anybody else.
- 11:13It's not caring about your reader. It's not knowing or understanding what a
- 11:18variety of different people would want. When I finish something,
- 11:22I, of course, hope a lot of people like it.
- 11:24But when I start out, I have to say, I'm writing for me. I'm not writing for anybody else.
- 11:29I'm going to write like everybody I know is dead. So I'm not influenced by that or try not to be anyway.
- 11:35I'm not writing for my agent, my mommy, et cetera, et cetera, you know? Yeah.
- 11:38Do you feel, I mean, I'm not, I don't have like a schedule like some of you
- 11:45do, like you have talked about in the past. I do, yeah.
- 11:47You do like three pages a day, like three good pages.
- 11:52I try to have three to five, but sometimes I do more, but I just don't try not
- 11:57to leave it till I've done three to five.
- 11:59Right. Yeah. I, I kind of, I found like I write on a whim.
- 12:03Like, like I get, I get these sort of moments where a piece of the story hits
- 12:08you like a little meteor in the house.
- 12:10And that's how I kind of work. And the mojo, like my wife says she likes it
- 12:15when I call it when the magic's happening. Right.
- 12:18Yeah. I get what you're saying. That never works for me. I think if it works for you, it's fine.
- 12:23The problem with that is just like waiting on inspiration and you're it.
- 12:27And the inspiration comes from you.
- 12:29And what I found is just one little tip I will give you is that if you start
- 12:34a schedule and you can stick to it and it takes a little while to do it,
- 12:38I think, and I could be wrong.
- 12:40You may continue just the way you're doing it. I'm not trying to tell you it's wrong.
- 12:43But you might find that the more you do it, the more you have those magic moments.
- 12:49That's the way it is with me.
- 12:51I mean, I have magic moments mostly seven days a week.
- 12:54I feel like I do. But I also found on those times when I really felt inspired
- 12:59and then I read what I wrote and then I read what I wrote.
- 13:02When I didn't feel inspired, there wasn't much difference, if any.
- 13:05It's just I felt better in that moment writing. But I got to where now,
- 13:10for me, it's just so much fun. And the problem with whim writing for me is I
- 13:14realized I'm never going to write much.
- 13:16I'm going to have something here, something there. But if you have whims consistently,
- 13:21then you, you found your method.
- 13:24Yeah. Yeah. And, and, and I do, I kind of have them every day.
- 13:28They come at weird times, you know, it's almost like, okay, there you go.
- 13:32That's a, that's a methodology.
- 13:33Yeah. It's almost like, it's almost like, uh, I start to daydream and I see,
- 13:39you know, you know, almost like daydreaming when you're a kid and you feel that.
- 13:44Yeah. You feel it sort of take over? That's the way it is for me every time, yeah.
- 13:48When I start writing, and generally as soon as I put my fingers on the keys,
- 13:52there's almost like some kind of emotional electricity that goes on, and I begin to write.
- 13:58I mean, I generally do my email, then I say, okay, now it's time,
- 14:00and I just go to my, you know, put a file or whatever I'm working on at that
- 14:04time, and nine times out of ten,
- 14:07more than that, you know, more like 99 out of 100 times 100,
- 14:11you know, I go there and it's just there.
- 14:13Have you but i also learned i've also
- 14:16learned that you have to know when to take time off which is not the same thing
- 14:20as goofing off yeah yeah yeah quite right quite right quite right have you ever
- 14:27joe have you always typed your stories or did you start long because i still
- 14:31write first drafts i still write longhand.
- 14:34I'm a longhand man. No, I wrote longhand when I was younger because I didn't own a typewriter.
- 14:40And I wasn't selling that. I was just writing, you know.
- 14:44And then my mom gave me a typewriter. And it was an old typewriter,
- 14:48and you practically had to stand on the keys to get it to work.
- 14:51And so then when we always joke, my wife says I married her for a typewriter.
- 14:56But when we first got married, she had an old manual typewriter.
- 15:00And I had learned to blind type in high school. But when people say,
- 15:03what's the most important thing you ever studied in high school,
- 15:06I always say typing class and then journalism class and then going to the library and I'm out.
- 15:12But what I did was I had that manual and I wrote stories on that manual.
- 15:17Of course, we were using carbons and a double sheet of paper and ribbons and
- 15:20whiteout and all of that mess.
- 15:23You know, I don't miss any of that. But I didn't, my handwriting's so bad,
- 15:28and I can't handwrite as fast as I can think of the story, but I can type faster.
- 15:34So for me, that was best. But, you know, if you have that method and it works
- 15:38for you, then it's a good method.
- 15:39My friend Neil Barrett, one of my favorite writers, that's how he did it.
- 15:43He wrote everything in longhand first, and then switched to the typewriter and later the word process.
- 15:48Yeah, the newest novella I've got coming out, which I think you'll dig.
- 15:53I saw a meme about a fake movie called Bears on a Submarine,
- 15:59and I kind of took the, you know, it's like taking the Hollywood action movie and subverting it.
- 16:09But this whole thing I dictated, I, I set this time and I, I,
- 16:13I had a recorder and as the story came to me, like I told, I told,
- 16:17I sat and told the recorder the story.
- 16:20That's how I wrote this, this last one.
- 16:22I sat and told, I sat and told the tape recorded the story, just like I was
- 16:27telling a dude at the bar or I was telling a, telling my son in bed or something like that.
- 16:33And, you know, here and there leaving little, you know, editorials for myself
- 16:39when I would listen to it and type, you know what I mean? And so I'm, yeah.
- 16:45And I have to say it came out really, like really smooth. It's only a novella, of course.
- 16:50It's not like, you know, I didn't compose like Gone With the Wind on a tape
- 16:53recorder, but, you know.
- 16:54Yeah, you know, some people can do that. And I had a hard time writing a story
- 16:59on a tape recorder, you know, putting it into a tape recorder.
- 17:02But I've known people that that's just their tool, you know,
- 17:05and I think that's I think that's it.
- 17:07You've got to find your tool and your methodology as long as you have method.
- 17:12You know, a lot of times when people say and you explain this,
- 17:14not what you do, they say, I work on whims.
- 17:17They really mean exactly that. And those women might be three and six months apart.
- 17:22And so, you know, I had other friends that say, I just get up in the morning
- 17:26and eventually for the day's over, I get some writing done. Yeah,
- 17:30I mean, yeah, and that's kind of how I am too.
- 17:33I know I say, like, I work on these whimsies, but, you know,
- 17:36I don't go a day without writing something, you know, but like you...
- 17:40No, you're letting the ship float until it runs up on the shore,
- 17:43you know, and then you're ready.
- 17:45Yeah, because like you, and one of the other inspirations I drew from you is your diversity.
- 17:51Like, I don't just write novellas, I write screenplays, I write for, obviously for this,
- 17:57website I do these interviews and do little write-ups for you know films that
- 18:01are you and stuff like that so there's a lot of different writing so so there's
- 18:05there is you know before the Sun sets there's writing getting done.
- 18:10In some form. So I feel good about that.
- 18:13Well, when I started out, for me, I was all over the place.
- 18:17I tried outlining. That didn't work for me. I tried doing synopsis.
- 18:22That didn't work for me. I've had to do a few here and there for certain things
- 18:26over my career, but generally I never follow them or can't follow them because
- 18:30I found that once I did that, I lost my interest in writing the stuff.
- 18:33I felt like I'd almost kind of told myself the story.
- 18:36So I'm very much a seated the pants rider, but I do believe that I probably
- 18:42plot subconsciously, and I think that's why when I wake up in the morning,
- 18:45I'm ready to go, because at night, my mind has put it together, but it's not a strain.
- 18:51I don't feel that sense of urgency like I wouldn't when I was trying to sit
- 18:57down and figure out what happens next, and there's also, when I get into the
- 19:01story, if I have characters I like,
- 19:03there's a sort of natural flow from one event to another that I like,
- 19:08And there's also a sort of, I guess,
- 19:11you know, a jazz component to it or a, the actor's component where they want
- 19:16to know what's, what's my, what's my motivation or in jazz, where,
- 19:20where is this going? What, what door is this opening?
- 19:24And so I just find that my characters are sort of leading me and, and the storylines are,
- 19:30you know, they have importance, but they're the least important thing to me
- 19:33of all is having a decent character and a, and a,
- 19:37and a, and a, an interesting idea and then being able to write good prose and
- 19:42dialogue and the rest of it, it takes care of itself.
- 19:46Well, Joey, we don't have a lot of time. So I want to talk about the film as
- 19:50well, but I just, while I've, while I've got you on the phone,
- 19:53because I never thought I'd ever,
- 19:55I've, I've got a couple of the way I look at your work is almost like movies
- 20:01and there's great lines in movies and I've just sort of gone through,
- 20:05I've got all the Joe Lansdale books in front of me here.
- 20:08And I've just sort of gone through and picked just a couple of lines out of three of my favorites.
- 20:15Just to, you know, I know you probably don't remember.
- 20:19You might remember where you were or how you were when you wrote it.
- 20:22But I just thought on the off chance, you know, just to go through a couple of my favorite lines.
- 20:29Of course, my absolute favorite one is still the first one I ever read,
- 20:35which was On the Far Side of the Cadillac Desert with Dead Folks,
- 20:39which is a title better than some people's short stories,
- 20:41you know, which is fantastic.
- 20:46And it's a line from, where are we? It's from Calhoun.
- 20:52And he says, you know, they've just gotten in from the tour of Jesus land.
- 20:57And he says, Goonie Light Show.
- 20:59This ain't no miracle. This is for shit.
- 21:03Get the nun on the bus out there to bend over his shit and perfectly round turd
- 21:08through a foe at 20 paces, and I'll call that a miracle. Mr. Fucked Up T.
- 21:15But this Jesus Land is the dumbest fucking idea since dog sweaters.
- 21:23Well, you know what? You develop an ear to listen to people.
- 21:27Yeah. I just, I mean, that character, of course, to the modern audience is a very grotesque.
- 21:34Character but he's got all the yeah and he's he's
- 21:37a bad guy yeah and but he's got he's
- 21:41got all the best lines in the story i think oh yeah
- 21:44the bad the bad guys usually do you know another thing
- 21:47about that it reminds me i'll let you get back to where you're talking
- 21:50but the thing about writing too is it's not about pretty manners and we're and
- 21:54and i'm very socially liberal you know so i and i get a lot of the stuff that's
- 21:59going on now and i'm all for it but i think that it's gotten to the point to
- 22:04where people have gotten so politically correct that no matter what's said,
- 22:08people are splitting those hairs.
- 22:10And in literature, if you're writing about people and how they naturally talk
- 22:13when they're not trying to impress somebody or how bad people talk or people
- 22:18that aren't good or people who don't think about, am I woke or am I what? I just am what I am.
- 22:23If you're writing about those people, then you shouldn't be,
- 22:28you know, you shouldn't exclude any manner of expression.
- 22:32And people now get their feelings hurt so much they have little quiet rooms
- 22:35to go into so they can deal with it.
- 22:38And, you know, life is about dealing with harsh things sometimes.
- 22:41And that doesn't mean, you know, I'm out to offend people just to offend them.
- 22:45But there are exceptions to that. Sometimes I do just that.
- 22:48But the idea is if I'm writing about characters and I want to have you understand
- 22:53where that character is coming from, Whether they're one of life's innocence
- 22:57and have no idea that this matters,
- 22:59or if they're one of life's malicious and they know exactly what they're doing, I think you...
- 23:05You can't have a monitor. And, you know, that's what I fear about writing is
- 23:11it's moving into this super politically correct zone.
- 23:14And writing was never about that. You can have bad characters that are gay.
- 23:18You can have good characters that are gay. You can have bad characters that
- 23:22are any race. And you can have good characters who are any race.
- 23:25You can have bad women, good women, bad men, good men, noble dogs,
- 23:30and the dog that bites you when you aren't looking. I mean, you can't have these
- 23:34lists of bullshit that people lay out for you and say, well,
- 23:39now, if you do this, you have to do this.
- 23:40As soon as it does that, I retire, because it's not what writing's about.
- 23:45I mean, when I read Faulkner, and he uses a certain language, or Harper Lee,
- 23:49or certainly Mark Twain, I never think, oh my God, those racists,
- 23:54because when I read Huckleberry Finn and Harper Lee, they're the things that
- 23:59taught me what I didn't entirely understand or know about.
- 24:03And had they not used that language to connect with the people I had heard using
- 24:08that kind of language and shown how, you know, you could think it differently,
- 24:13it would not have had the impact on me.
- 24:16It's like writing about Nazis and then when it comes to writing about concentration
- 24:20camps, they just say they went in there and didn't come out.
- 24:24And that's that's powerful, too.
- 24:26But sometimes the nastiness of these things should never be forgotten because
- 24:30we don't want them to happen again. and we don't want them to continue.
- 24:34Quite right, quite right.
- 24:35On that note, another funny line comes from, I love the Ned the Seal,
- 24:40the Ned the Seal stories.
- 24:43These are just a couple of lines that when I came to sort of laugh out loud,
- 24:48you know, and it completely changed things for me.
- 24:52The big Martian ape says, if he's been released, he says, I'm invigorated.
- 24:59After being tied to that wheel, I thought I might drop down and die.
- 25:03But now I feel like I could beat the living shit out of 20 more.
- 25:07Fuck a hole in a watermelon and give head to a pack of monkeys.
- 25:15Yeah he's excited yeah that i
- 25:18mean that's that's that's that's gold joe and
- 25:21doesn't matter what thank you but yeah
- 25:24well you know no you gotta just let you know there's a third net and
- 25:27seal book coming out this fall that's fantastic i can't wait
- 25:30for that one can't wait i've been uh you know because it's
- 25:32always said ned the seal trilogy but there hasn't there hasn't
- 25:36been that third one so that's good no there hasn't been but now there
- 25:39is there's there's three now that's fantastic i can't wait to get a
- 25:41hold of that and the other one other one before we talk about
- 25:44the documentary real quick is actually from my favorite of
- 25:47the drive in books the sequel and it's
- 25:50a little moment where they uh the the
- 25:54they meet up with with
- 25:57fred and he's talking about how he you know
- 26:00he buys all this stuff from kmart and the
- 26:03last the last thing he remembers is his toes of his kmart boots coming up and
- 26:09he goes but it didn't kill you grace said he goes no it didn't i woke up and
- 26:13the first thing i saw was my elbow and my toes and then boots again and then
- 26:18grace says were they still from kmart and he's like still from kmarts.
- 26:22But, yeah, that's one of my favorite bits, too.
- 26:26I think one of the lines, because I heard somebody say it once,
- 26:30was in the big blow, was it was hotter than two rats fucking in a wool sock.
- 26:34And that's always been one of my favorite lines. I heard somebody say that once,
- 26:38and it just took me totally by surprise. I just laughed my ass off, you know.
- 26:42One of my wife's favorite, because my wife's from Virginia originally.
- 26:47And one of the favorite ones she heard when she came over here is we say,
- 26:51it's going off like a frog in a sock so that
- 26:56was that was one she liked but anyway let's talk about
- 26:58the documentary all hail the popcorn king it's
- 27:01a it's a fabulous yeah new documentary it's about
- 27:04you which is a good thing and thank you
- 27:07yeah it it's it's it's a wonderful little piece
- 27:11and and it it seems what i like about it
- 27:13is it seems very it it's got
- 27:16a nice personal touch it's not one of those puff pieces like
- 27:19like for a show like joel lansdale was born
- 27:22in the frigid winter of blah blah yeah and and
- 27:25it's not like the whole thing and they talk to all your
- 27:28relatives and then they talk to the celebrities and you know
- 27:31the natural sort of flow of these documentaries go and
- 27:34they kind of become mundane and boring like even though you're
- 27:37interested right but you you are
- 27:40you know rightly so you are at the center of
- 27:42the documentary and it's you telling about your you know
- 27:46your town and your past and things you're interested in
- 27:49because that's that's really what people are
- 27:52fascinated by like where who you know who is the guy that comes up with these
- 27:55stories and and and where did he get the mojo from and all this sort of stuff
- 28:00but it really is would you say joe it really is a product of of where we come
- 28:05from like i mean i like i like yourself come from a very small i like yourself
- 28:10come from a very small place.
- 28:12Yeah, it is. It's where you come from. You know,
- 28:15East Texas is about the size of France, but it has a culture that's a mixture
- 28:20of Southern culture and, you know, Southwestern culture and a little bit of
- 28:24Cajun culture and now more and more Hispanic culture.
- 28:28And all of these different things blend.
- 28:31And, you know, if you grow up in those and you grow up in an environment where
- 28:35there's lots of trees, because East Texas is not like the movies.
- 28:38It's trees and water and lakes.
- 28:41And, you know, it's got lots of rivers and creeks. It's full of animals of all kinds.
- 28:46It's more of almost a tropical climate compared to the rest of Texas and more
- 28:50what you think of of Louisiana or Arkansas without the mountains and,
- 28:54you know, more southern bales than cowboys.
- 28:57So that that's what you know
- 29:00that's what for me certainly yeah yeah and
- 29:03it's it's it's wonderful to you know
- 29:06there are there are people obviously bruce campbell and and joe hill and everyone
- 29:12gets involved but it's i find it's nicer because it's not just like talk it's
- 29:17not too much talking heads you know documentaries yeah documentaries have a
- 29:22a dreadful capacity to fall into a talking head pitcher.
- 29:26Yeah. And, and it's, it's good. I mean, you know, they're, they're fair enough.
- 29:31There are interviews and stuff like that. You can't get around them.
- 29:34But some of the, one of the nice little tweaks or quirks that I found interesting
- 29:39is, obviously, they interviewed Bruce Campbell on the phone,
- 29:45or they interviewed Joe Hill on the phone, or whatever.
- 29:49And it plays almost like a score, if you will, over footage of you meeting people
- 29:57and footage of, you know, different things.
- 29:59So it's, it's, it's, it's really the version you see had the martial arts stuff in it.
- 30:05Oh, a little bit. I don't know if I've seen like a, yeah, a little bit. Yeah.
- 30:09There's just a little bit. I didn't know which version you would say. Yeah. Yeah. No, I agree.
- 30:14I, uh, at the first showing in, in Austin, uh, you know, they gave us,
- 30:17they have pages where everybody gave notes. So they all gave her some notes.
- 30:21So I think there'll probably be some little additions and stuff,
- 30:24but I was really very happy with it and very flattered and a little bit embarrassed.
- 30:28Yeah. Yeah. Did you, when you're approached to do things like that,
- 30:33is it sort of like, well, look, I just do what I do.
- 30:36I'm not, I'm not. Yeah, I didn't approach her about it. I was approached by
- 30:41her and she wanted to do it.
- 30:43And I went, okay, you know, I don't, because I didn't think it would happen.
- 30:47I just thought, well, she'll realize that I'm not that interesting a subject.
- 30:52And then it did happen, you know, and she did it.
- 30:55And she, I mean, she needs a lot of glorification for the dedication she had
- 31:01and the amount of work she had to do to do that because,
- 31:06you know, she had to come to Nacogdoches and she had a couple of times,
- 31:10one time just sort of visit with me.
- 31:12But I think that's before she really had the idea to do it.
- 31:14And then she came and spent a few days and I took her about,
- 31:18took her over to where I was born and where I grew up and, you know,
- 31:21the usual stuff. but it was her dedication on a limited budget and with a plan
- 31:27to make it look like it wasn't a slick,
- 31:30piece you know like it was more like a drive some of you see the drive-in theater
- 31:34and i think she did very very well yeah have you been approached by other people
- 31:39before because i know there was there was bits of clips there was one yeah there
- 31:43was bits of clips and it was very similar.
- 31:46Right there was there was a long version done that once it got edited i think
- 31:52that there was were some complications with the producers and stuff like that
- 31:56but what there was originally one that was probably full length,
- 31:59and it was called Once We Were Children.
- 32:02And then there's a 30-minute version, I think, roughly 30-minute version that you can see online.
- 32:07And it was done quite a few years before that one. And it's a totally different kind of documentary.
- 32:14It's a much more serious sort of thing, tonality-wise, because it's dealing
- 32:20with a lot of the stuff that or the nature of a lot of my darker works, you know.
- 32:25But it's interesting, and I've always sort of hoped that someday they might
- 32:31release the fuller version of it.
- 32:32Yeah, yeah, it's great. But for right now, we've got All Hail the Popcorn King
- 32:38from Hansi Oppenheimer. I hope I pronounced her name correctly.
- 32:43And it's a film about the number one champion mojo storyteller, Joe R.
- 32:51Lansdale. He's, well, you're my surviving hero. Hank's dead.
- 32:57Yeah. Yeah, he is. God love, did you like Bukowski?
- 33:01You read Bukowski? Yeah, I did. I never, you know, I didn't read him until maybe,
- 33:06I bet it was the 90s before I ever read him.
- 33:09And I started out reading a couple of his novels, like Post Office Women,
- 33:15and I can't recall all of them off the top of my head.
- 33:18He had that kind of trilogy, you know, Hamel, Rye, and that sort of stuff.
- 33:23I read those, and then I read the poetry.
- 33:25I'm not really a big fan of poetry, but when I read, there are certain poems
- 33:29I like, but when I read his poetry, I found, you know what, these are just little stories.
- 33:32They're vignettes, and I find them real interesting.
- 33:36So, you know, he is definitely my favorite poet. Yeah, no, I mean,
- 33:41because a very good documentary to check out if you're ever interested in watching
- 33:46a documentary about another writer is...
- 33:49Oh, I saw it. I saw it. My son said it to me. Yeah, yeah, no,
- 33:52it was very good. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- 33:54And I mean, he, I mean, again, his very much,
- 33:59Bukowski's life informed Bukowski's work very similar to, to yourself,
- 34:04you know, I mean, if, if he hadn't lived that, if he hadn't lived that life,
- 34:07I doubt we would have gotten the work.
- 34:11We got from Bukowski, you know? Well, yeah, and there's also the fact that he
- 34:14didn't entirely live that life, because some of it I think he may have exaggerated,
- 34:18but the exaggerations came out of reality. Oh, sure, sure.
- 34:22But you know what they say, Jay, never let the truth get in the way of a good yarn.
- 34:26Right, absolutely. I had a friend who knew him, Jory Sherman.
- 34:30Jory wrote a book about him.
- 34:33Jory was a little bit controversial, and he definitely knew Bukowski.
- 34:37He's been in several of the biographies dealing with Bukowski or dealing with
- 34:43Brodigan, you know, Richard Brodigan.
- 34:45And he wrote a piece on, you know, he always felt like he was Bukowski's best
- 34:49fan, but a lot of people may have had a different opinion about that.
- 34:53But he told me a lot of personal stories and things like that,
- 34:56and I've seen those pop up elsewhere because other people were also present.
- 35:00So, you know, it's, it's, it's interesting to have known somebody that knew
- 35:05him and had some perspective on, on, you know, him as a creator.
- 35:10Yeah. Yeah, sure. But yeah, like, like you say, there's, there's,
- 35:14there's some myths that we play out for public, public purposes.
- 35:20And then, you know, what, what I, what I liked, there was one quote in the documentary
- 35:24where about him that they said.
- 35:26He had to pull back on his drinking, which means he had to be less than his myth.
- 35:31I think that's a great line.
- 35:36You know, he had to be less than his myth. Yeah, you know, people can get,
- 35:39and I think this happened with Dukowski, people can get trapped in those mythologies.
- 35:43I've always been very, very clear that I'm influenced by my real life.
- 35:46I borrow things from real life, but I write fiction primarily.
- 35:49I mean, I do do some nonfiction. But what I'm doing is that I'm writing a mythological
- 35:55version of the influences that I've had and the experiences I've had,
- 36:00and those are called novels and short stories,
- 36:03you know, and that's what I do.
- 36:05And sometimes I reach outside of my experience and try to, you know,
- 36:09do things from things that I'm interested in from research or other people's
- 36:12experiences that they've told me.
- 36:14I never limit myself, but I also try never to fall into that sort of mythological
- 36:20life instead of the mythological story, which is a different thing,
- 36:25because then you have to constantly fill that up.
- 36:28I think it happened to Hemingway as much as anyway. Hemingway was a great writer.
- 36:32He had a lot of interests I don't have, and he had a lot of ideas I don't agree
- 36:39with, but that's beyond the point. There was a guy who wrote beautifully and
- 36:43changed the way people wrote in the 20th century.
- 36:47Not everybody was influenced by him, but most everybody was,
- 36:51either directly or indirectly.
- 36:53And I think that if you just talk about style and influence,
- 36:56he's the most important writer of the 20th century.
- 36:59And another, I mean, before I go, another, another writer that we both have
- 37:03a passion for that you actually did, uh, you wrote a little,
- 37:06uh, forward for one of his books that you published. One of his books was Henry Kuttner.
- 37:12Oh yeah. Oh yeah. I love him. Yeah.
- 37:15I mean, that's, you know, there's a great, you know, they talk about when a,
- 37:19when a writer's really in the groove that there's a musicality to the language.
- 37:24Yeah. Whether it be like you've often been regaled as a back porch storytelling
- 37:32kind of, you've got that sort of back porch raconteur type thing going.
- 37:38Couldn't have had that great musicality, I feel, into his work as well.
- 37:44Did you feel the same way? Absolutely.
- 37:48And you know, another writer, Charles Beaumont, in some ways he was the best
- 37:53of both Bradbury and Richard Matheson.
- 37:55And in many ways he was certainly his own thing.
- 37:59But he wrote some of the most musical prose I ever read. And Henry Kuttner did that.
- 38:05Cheryl Kornbluth, when he was rolling, really did that too. But I would say
- 38:10there's a book called The Best of Henry Kuttner that Bradbury wrote the introduction to.
- 38:15And I do believe that for the most part, that is the best of Henry Kuttner.
- 38:19And those stories in there have a sort of music to them, a rhythm to them.
- 38:24And Charles Beaumont was a guy who worked with The Twilight Zone.
- 38:30Sometimes he wrote movies with Richard Matheson, and they were very, very good friends.
- 38:35But Beaumont is a writer that I fear is being forgotten like Kuttner.
- 38:40You know, he wrote this story called The Black Country.
- 38:44That is absolutely one of the most genius piece of work that I have ever read.
- 38:48It's not science fictional or fantasy or anything like that.
- 38:52It's just this brilliant short story that first appeared in Playboy back when
- 38:57they actually, you know, you could also not only look at the photographs,
- 39:01you really could read some good stories in fiction.
- 39:03I mean, I mean, fiction and nonfiction and this story appeared there and it
- 39:08is absolutely brilliant.
- 39:11Fantastic, fantastic stuff. Well, listen, Joe, I've taken up more time,
- 39:16more of your time than I had wanted to, but you've been very gracious to let it go on.
- 39:23That's okay. I knew you were calling from arranging this thing from a distance,
- 39:29so I wanted to give you the time that you needed.
- 39:32Well, thank you. Thank you, Joe, for going the distance with this big fan and
- 39:36fellow author, From a Smaller Artist to a Greater One. And it's been an absolute,
- 39:41it's been an absolute. We won't say that.
- 39:43Just from one writer to another. Yeah. A couple of scribblers having a powwow.
- 39:48There you go. There you go. And it's been an absolute pleasure,
- 39:51Joe. And it's a wonderful documentary.
- 39:53I hope, I hope it continues to do well on the festival circuit.
- 39:57Can't wait for the next. Yeah.
- 40:00All right, Joe, you take care, mate, and look forward to all the work and I
- 40:04hope the documentary goes well.
- 40:05And yeah, take care. Thank you for this opportunity, my friend.
- 40:09Bye-bye. Yes, Joe R. Lansdale. Get down to the links in the description.
- 40:14If you don't know the man, you should know the man.
- 40:16All of his work, the adaptations, the man himself is extraordinary.
- 40:21He's a writer to behold, enjoy, explode, explore.
- 40:26Get it where and when you can once you get into Joe R. Lansdale, I promise.
- 40:31There's riches to be had. Go check it out. Check the links in the description.
- 40:38And as always my little Eugenites thank you for listening to us on Spotify or
- 40:45wherever you choose to listen to your favourite podcasts I'm Kent Hill and until
- 40:48next time you've been listening to Cinema,
- 40:52Zero Game.