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Tinder Situationships, Herschel's Vampires, GMA Affair, USA VS Netherlands and more. · The Steve Harvey Morning Show

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  Speaker 1: Today's show is pre recorded. Y'all know what time. I
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  Speaker 1: morning everybody you're listening to the boys, Come on dig
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  Speaker 1: me now, one and only Steve Harvey got this radio show. Man,
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  Speaker 1: Hi got here. I really can't explain it. Only by
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  Speaker 1: the grace of God, that's all I can really tell you.
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  Speaker 1: I was talking with a buddy the other day and
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  Speaker 1: he was telling me. He said, Man, he had an
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  Speaker 1: interesting philosophy about it. He said. You know, you can
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  Speaker 1: have dreams and visions, he say, but God, God will
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  Speaker 1: never show you what all he has for you. He
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  Speaker 1: won't show you all of it because he knows you
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  Speaker 1: will mess it up. And you know what, man, I
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  Speaker 1: thought about that, And how true is that? Okay? I
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  Speaker 1: know that I got a radio show. I didn't see it.
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  Speaker 1: It's just become this major blessing. For me. I didn't
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  Speaker 1: see it. But if I would have seen it and
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  Speaker 1: known when he had planned on giving it to me,
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  Speaker 1: I would have messed it up because Number one, my
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  Speaker 1: first question would have been to him, why I got
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  Speaker 1: to wait so long? Why don't I go down him
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  Speaker 1: and start on the radio now? And then I be
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  Speaker 1: in radio and then tidy see that God? But see
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  Speaker 1: the thing about God is God don't need your help.
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  Speaker 1: Matter of fact that he don't really want it. All
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  Speaker 1: he want is you to love him and obey if
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  Speaker 1: you can do them two things I think. I think
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  Speaker 1: I could be wrong. I think he'd be really cool
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  Speaker 1: with us. So had I known about these blessings that
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  Speaker 1: he had for me, I would have messed him up
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  Speaker 1: because I would have put my thinking in the figuring process,
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  Speaker 1: and that would have jacked it all up. That's the
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  Speaker 1: first thing I asked him, Why I gotta wait so long?
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  Speaker 1: And then if he has shown me what I was
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  Speaker 1: gonna have to do to get it, I would have
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  Speaker 1: showed messed that up. Man, I ain't gonna do that.
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  Speaker 1: I ain't gonna do all of that. Wait a minute,
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  Speaker 1: I got to go through all of these mishaps in
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  Speaker 1: my life, so when I get the radio show, I
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  Speaker 1: have something to share. Man, why don't I just read
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  Speaker 1: a couple of books and share that experience with them? Now? See,
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  Speaker 1: I want you to know what you're talking about. I
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  Speaker 1: want you to be transparent. I want people to be
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  Speaker 1: able to identify with your struggle and apply they struggle
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  Speaker 1: to it and see that they can get over. See.
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  Speaker 1: God never shows you all of it because he know
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  Speaker 1: will mess it up. I wouldn't have any books. I
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  Speaker 1: certainly please know, I would not be the host of
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  Speaker 1: Family Field. Can't tell you that. It is amazing man,
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  Speaker 1: how God works. And my invitation to everybody today is
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  Speaker 1: allow God to work. You know, you can ask him
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  Speaker 1: why all you want to. And from time to time
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  Speaker 1: I still do no good for me. But that old
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  Speaker 1: why me, old woe is me? Lord? Thing that don't
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  Speaker 1: really get it for me, because when I start asking
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  Speaker 1: him why, I'm asking somebody who has a thought process
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  Speaker 1: so high above mine that there's no way if he
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  Speaker 1: told it to me, I wouldn't even get it. You
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  Speaker 1: wouldn't need I don't how bright you think you are, man,
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  Speaker 1: you just ain't gonna get how and why he does
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  Speaker 1: it his way. You're not going to understand it. But
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  Speaker 1: he has a plan for each and every one of us.
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  Speaker 1: And if we adhere to the plan, if we submit
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  Speaker 1: ourselves to his will and just say, Okay, God, what
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  Speaker 1: you want me to do? I am telling you it
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  Speaker 1: is the best way to live. Now. You can also
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  Speaker 1: do it the way I did it early on. You
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  Speaker 1: can just do what you want to do and see
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  Speaker 1: how I go from now. And I will tell you
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  Speaker 1: from personal experience, it's not going to go good. Know.
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  Speaker 1: My wife and I were talking the other day and
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  Speaker 1: she said something women. I had to write it down.
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  Speaker 1: She says, Steve, you know the funny thing about sin?
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  Speaker 1: She says, sin casts you more than you want to
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  Speaker 1: pay and causes you to stay longer than you want
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  Speaker 1: to stay. I ask my wife where she got them from.
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  Speaker 1: She says, some old person told it to it. She says,
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  Speaker 1: sin casts you more than you want to pay and
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  Speaker 1: causes you to stay longer than you want to stay.
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  Speaker 1: That's the problem, man, about doing what you want to do.
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  Speaker 1: Because we are all sinners. Man, all of us, all
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  Speaker 1: of us, every last one of us are sinners. You
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  Speaker 1: will be a sinner until you die. Now, you could
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  Speaker 1: be saved by grace but you're going to be a
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  Speaker 1: sinner man. You are going to make mistakes. You are
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  Speaker 1: going to in your life knowingly do wrong. I bet
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  Speaker 1: you will. I don't know who you think you are.
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  Speaker 1: I don't know who you've been listening to. But get this,
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  Speaker 1: we are sinners. We were born into a world that
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  Speaker 1: is sinful. Now it's okay, it's okay, it's our world.
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  Speaker 1: But we can make the best of it because we
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  Speaker 1: can form a relationship with God and we can go
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  Speaker 1: to war with this thing, you know, and we can win.
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  Speaker 1: You can actually get over. Being born into this world
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  Speaker 1: is not an end all. That doesn't mean you're doomed,
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  Speaker 1: nah man, because God is available to give you life,
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  Speaker 1: and not only give you life, but give it to
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  Speaker 1: you more abundantly. I have more of an abundant life
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  Speaker 1: than I've ever had. If you took away the finances,
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  Speaker 1: trust and believe, I have so many things I could
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  Speaker 1: tell you that I'm grateful for. For my wife, for
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  Speaker 1: my children, man, for my family, for the few friends
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  Speaker 1: that I have, for the work that I do, man
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  Speaker 1: for the respect that some people that I feel around
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  Speaker 1: some people from the reputation I've earned. Now I ain't
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  Speaker 1: cool with everybody. I got that I'm cool. I ain't
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  Speaker 1: cool with everybody. Everybody ain't cool with me. Everybody don't
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  Speaker 1: like me. Man, get past that right there. I don't
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  Speaker 1: care what you do. Everybody ain't gonna like you. Some
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  Speaker 1: people didn't like Jesus. What did he do? What did
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  Speaker 1: he do wrong to anybody? Show it to me where
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  Speaker 1: he was just out there, just messing over folks, and
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  Speaker 1: you could justify all that happened to him. Just show
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  Speaker 1: it to me. But he knew everybody ain't gonna like me.
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  Speaker 1: I just come to save y'all. You understand I got you.
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  Speaker 1: Ain't feeling me. You're gonna spit on me. You're gonna
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  Speaker 1: hang me up there, You're gonna pierce my side. You're
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  Speaker 1: gonna do all that to me. When you get through,
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  Speaker 1: I still love you. That's a powerful statement. Man, God
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  Speaker 1: will take care of you if you form this relationship
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  Speaker 1: with him. He has something for you. He has a
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  Speaker 1: plan for you that is beyond your imagine. Nation. He
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  Speaker 1: will give you the desires of your heart. But he
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  Speaker 1: also has some stuff in store for you that you're
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  Speaker 1: not even asking for. That he is willing to ship
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  Speaker 1: to an address that belongs to you. As long as
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  Speaker 1: you stay on the right path and are trying your best,
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  Speaker 1: God to ship you the blessing anywhere. Because please know
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  Speaker 1: He's done it to me. I'm a living witness to
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  Speaker 1: this that God will ship you blessings. And you ain't
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  Speaker 1: gonna be perfect. But if he know your heart, man,
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  Speaker 1: if he know you trying to do better, if he
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  Speaker 1: see you trying to change, if he see you trying
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  Speaker 1: to get it right, he understands that you're gonna stumble
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  Speaker 1: all the way through this thing. But if he know
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  Speaker 1: your heart and he know you trying to get it right,
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  Speaker 1: and you're doing the best you can, boy, here ships
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  Speaker 1: some stuff your way. Man, you really be tripping, man,
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  Speaker 1: you would really be tripping. Steve Harvey got a radio show. Man.
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  Speaker 1: It's crazy, ain't it. You're listening. It is Friday morning
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  Speaker 1: on the Steve Harvey Morning Show, and it is the
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  Speaker 1: voice of the one and only neph You timey holding
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  Speaker 1: it down, and it's time to say good morning. First
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  Speaker 1: to the beautiful ladies that will be calling Harrell and
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  Speaker 1: Scharla straw Berry. Good morning, beautiful ladies, Good morning Nephew,
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  Speaker 1: good morning all right, and junior boy, top of the
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  Speaker 1: morning of the Man. Go ahead, go ahead, man. You
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  Speaker 1: know you're back. Man, the voice is back. You know
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  Speaker 1: you're back on the stage, yuck on TV. You just
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  Speaker 1: you just always back. Man, Look at you, ask Jacket,
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  Speaker 1: I'm back. Hello, yea hello. Oh okay. I'm not gonna
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  Speaker 1: ask you that part though, man, But I'm gonna ask you, man,
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  Speaker 1: what have you learned through that process? Though? Man? Man,
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  Speaker 1: the biggest thing I have learned is the trust in God,
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  Speaker 1: especially when at a moment like that is it's I've
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  Speaker 1: always trusted in God no matter what. But this right
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  Speaker 1: here hasn't done anything but nothing but strengthened my faith
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  Speaker 1: in God. Man. I ever learned and and and you know,
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  Speaker 1: it was a big struggle, or made the struggle. But
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  Speaker 1: as you you know, I truly understand what it means
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  Speaker 1: when they say step out on faith. And I had to.
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  Speaker 1: I just stepped out and believed and believed and I
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  Speaker 1: was not I wasn't taking no for an answer and
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  Speaker 1: I'm still not taking no full answer. So if I can,
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  Speaker 1: if I can inspire anybody, don't think that God can't. Hello.
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  Speaker 1: That boy then said something I said, don't think that
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  Speaker 1: God can't because he can't certainly somebody didn't took it already.
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  Speaker 1: It'll be trademarked by noon. They're gonna take it. What
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  Speaker 1: are you doing? Yeah, caught. By the time we get off,
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  Speaker 1: it's gonna be gone. Don't think he can't. Won't he
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  Speaker 1: do it? Who owns won't he do? Who owns that? Okay?
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  Speaker 1: Will willy won't? Y'all gotta get them all. Yeah, man,
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  Speaker 1: that's good man. I'm glad you so. Just believing, man,
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  Speaker 1: Just believing that you can get past something, believing that
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  Speaker 1: there is or tomorrow, or believing that this is just
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  Speaker 1: a stumbling block and you can get through it. You
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  Speaker 1: just gotta keep believing. And I'm man, I encourage anybody
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  Speaker 1: that's going through anything right now. It's just to be
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  Speaker 1: leave and you'll be surprised. You'll be surprised how it
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  Speaker 1: gets you through the next day, the next week, the
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  Speaker 1: next month, and you just keep pressing forward. I still
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  Speaker 1: got a whole lot of things I gotta do with
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  Speaker 1: with what I've gone through, But I just keep believing
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  Speaker 1: that that was Thomas my Lord out and turned in
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  Speaker 1: the Thomas myth this earlier. It is. I'm not supposed
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  Speaker 1: to do that, though, shared I'm supposed to be timing movies.
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  Speaker 1: I'm supposed to be stupid right now. You still that's smart.
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  Speaker 1: I don't love a change. And that was spiritual, that
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  Speaker 1: was inspirational. That was just a genuine heartfelt moment. You know,
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  Speaker 1: there's so many people going through what you went through, Tom,
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  Speaker 1: you know, cancer survivor's prayer healing. That's all right, give
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  Speaker 1: him you know what, caller, let me tell you this.
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  Speaker 1: You told me to check out our boy who I
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  Speaker 1: love the death. You told me check out Dean Cole.
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  Speaker 1: I checked him out. The boy is. He's always been
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  Speaker 1: a beast to me. But but that last moment, boy,
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  Speaker 1: if he wasn't talking to me or about me, Oh
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  Speaker 1: my god, about what a comedian is going through while
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  Speaker 1: he's up on that stage, because you have no wealth
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  Speaker 1: of your idea what's going on in our lives and
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  Speaker 1: what Happens's man had the scene about Chicago. All right,
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  Speaker 1: coming up in thirty two minutes after the hour, we'll
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  Speaker 1: hear again from the nephews. He runs that prank back
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  Speaker 1: right after this. You're listening show, all right, guys, it
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  Speaker 1: is time now to run that prank back with the nephew. Nephew,
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  Speaker 1: what you got. I got stupid for you. I mean,
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  Speaker 1: that's what I'm here for. Here for that. I don't
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  Speaker 1: know Carling, sure if y'all have this or not, but
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  Speaker 1: the title of this seals I got papers on that man.
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  Speaker 1: I got papers that man. Do y'all have papers on
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  Speaker 1: your man? All the marriage likes? Yeah? Have you looked
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  Speaker 1: at him lately? Where your license? Do you know where
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  Speaker 1: it's there? And yeah? Let me tell y'all something. Back
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  Speaker 1: in the day, I was going through an old photo album.
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  Speaker 1: You ain't done that in years old photo album. This
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  Speaker 1: is twenty thirty years ago. My mama had the marriage
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  Speaker 1: license in there and it was torn up to that's
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  Speaker 1: when your daddy made me mad One day. I just
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  Speaker 1: told a hope, I love your mom. You know what
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  Speaker 1: I wanted in the scrap book When I saw my
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  Speaker 1: married license, dog, you complete how hard my heart dropped
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  Speaker 1: on it fell fast because your name on a document
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  Speaker 1: with a seal on it alone with somebody what Yes?
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  Speaker 1: So she she took up the marriage license. That's funny
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  Speaker 1: and put it in the scrap book. Hello, that's so
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  Speaker 1: get ready here it is. I got papers on that man.
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  Speaker 1: I got papers on that man. Let's go get th Hello, Hello,
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  Speaker 1: I'm trying to reach Uh this Phillis, Yes, it is too,
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  Speaker 1: Am I speaking to all? Right? Phillis? This is This
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  Speaker 1: is John down at the top. I work out here
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  Speaker 1: with Clem your husband, Clem cleo. Okay, yeah, okay, how
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  Speaker 1: are you? I'm good? He slipped him phils today what
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  Speaker 1: and he heard himself? Uh he got to leave a
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  Speaker 1: little shaken up here at the job. So what happened?
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  Speaker 1: What do you what happened? Well, I think he definitely
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  Speaker 1: pulled something in his back. But we um, now, who
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  Speaker 1: is you? Now? I'm here wife, I'm just my selling
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  Speaker 1: you're you're your feelss. That's right, that's right. Okay, Because
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  Speaker 1: we got listed that his wife is Janis, and we
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  Speaker 1: tried to call her earlier but we didn't get an
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  Speaker 1: I'm his wife, so I'm his wife. I don't know Janet?
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  Speaker 1: Who the hell is Janis? Janis is who he has
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  Speaker 1: listed for a contact when he when uh, when it's
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  Speaker 1: an emergency contact or something happens. Ya, No, y'all got
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  Speaker 1: that mixed up. Yeah, I must have nixed that up
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  Speaker 1: somehow that he wouldn't have put no, no, damn Janet
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  Speaker 1: as his wife. I'm his wife feel it. So I
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  Speaker 1: don't know who who messed up. But that ain't right.
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  Speaker 1: I'm the wife. Okay, Well it has her listened as
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  Speaker 1: the wife and call her as a contact if something
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  Speaker 1: goes wrong. Well, I don't know what to tell you
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  Speaker 1: because I'm his wife. Now, don't I don't know who
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  Speaker 1: messed up him. Hold on one second, let me let
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  Speaker 1: me click over one second of a call coming to
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  Speaker 1: any one, Say that's jan it's on the dog on't okay?
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  Speaker 1: That was Jannis. What she says, she'll she's gonna come
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  Speaker 1: out to the job, so you don't have to tell
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  Speaker 1: him up. Now I'm coming out to the job. I'm
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  Speaker 1: his wife. I don't know who No janis? Is that John?
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  Speaker 1: Need to get it straight because I'm She said she's
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  Speaker 1: gonna come and take him to the doctor. Now she
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  Speaker 1: ain't come to no where, So I'm as white. I'm
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  Speaker 1: taking him. Y'all. You don't let you don't lease my
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  Speaker 1: husband the note naughty. I'm is freaking white, So y'all
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  Speaker 1: need to say y'all. Yeah, Jannis says she'll be right
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  Speaker 1: here in ten minutes. Well, I'm right, I bet I'll
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  Speaker 1: beat there in ten minutes too. And I bet y'all
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  Speaker 1: been not release my husband and nobody. I'm in white.
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  Speaker 1: I don't know who No Janis is, but y'all need
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  Speaker 1: to get that straight. I'm all my wife. You tell
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  Speaker 1: Janis and she beat me there to all that sister
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  Speaker 1: produce some become very certificate papers or something to telling
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  Speaker 1: them reduced that I got the papers on that man. Okay, Well,
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  Speaker 1: I'm just saying, uh, Janis Is. He does have her
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  Speaker 1: on the list, man, so I can't give what do
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  Speaker 1: he haves on the list? So I don't give it
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  Speaker 1: what's on the list? Why yeah name on the list? Man?
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  Speaker 1: Why would her name be above your name on the list?
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  Speaker 1: You know? Well, I'm not going to play this little
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  Speaker 1: ring around the rosie with you. I got papers on
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  Speaker 1: that man, so you better met Bessie. I best hole
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  Speaker 1: up until I get there and cat y'all want some
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  Speaker 1: more problems. I'm gonna release him to Grannis as soon
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  Speaker 1: as she gets dealt. Sir, you've been at release my
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  Speaker 1: husband another baddy All y'all be laid out on the floor.
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  Speaker 1: So I'm gonna tell you right now. If my husband
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  Speaker 1: on when I'll get that, it's gonna be some full
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  Speaker 1: blown going down, So you best just make til I
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  Speaker 1: get that this is a bunch of bulls. But it's
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  Speaker 1: gonna m when I'll get down on her way. I
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  Speaker 1: don't got to hung up with you. I ain't got
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  Speaker 1: kind to play with you either, So I'm all my
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  Speaker 1: way because you don't ask her for this, Janie might
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  Speaker 1: get a beat down and your ass don't get them.
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  Speaker 1: Fressiness is my husband and they there. You had your
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  Speaker 1: head here, I ain't got trying to be grown back
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  Speaker 1: and forth with your player ringing around the world the
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  Speaker 1: mcguan as woman I got, she said, So I see
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  Speaker 1: that I got some business to take care of over there. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: Well what am I supposed to do with Jannis? Like
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  Speaker 1: I said, you telling that the whole of cap I'm
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  Speaker 1: on my way. She's trying to represent like me, trying
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  Speaker 1: to be me. Okay, wife, you might want what what
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  Speaker 1: do you? What do you want me to tell? Tommy who? Tommy?
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  Speaker 1: I don't even know the dolly who Tommy? That's me, baby.
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  Speaker 1: This is nephew Tommy from the Steve Harvey Morning Show.
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  Speaker 1: Your hulmet got me to plankfall calls you. Okay, y'all
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  Speaker 1: fuish okay, y'all, I'm okay. I don't know you stay
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  Speaker 1: your ass over there. I just try to like this.
• 20:09
  Speaker 1: I'm trying to get that done. I'm gonna gi y'all
• 20:12
  Speaker 1: ask hey, I got one more thing your favorite? What's
• 20:17
  Speaker 1: the Blades Radio? What's the baddest radio show in the layer?
• 20:22
  Speaker 1: Those three y'all? Prank praise, frank praise real quick, prank
• 20:26
  Speaker 1: praise hello, right, yeah, I mean when once we come
• 20:33
  Speaker 1: out of the prank, I'm looking for prank praise hello own.
• 20:40
  Speaker 1: So you know what, ce TD Jakes don't have to
• 20:42
  Speaker 1: go through this, and that's what bothered me. My congregation
• 20:44
  Speaker 1: is terrible, is terrible. They got they got real soldiers
• 20:49
  Speaker 1: up in there, very Dare you all right? Listen? Coming
• 20:53
  Speaker 1: up next, it is asked already to love Officer and Junior.
• 20:56
  Speaker 1: All right, that's Tommy and Junior when we come back
• 21:00
  Speaker 1: right after this, Ye, you're listening. Coming up at the
• 21:06
  Speaker 1: top of the hour and entertainment news, there's a romantic
• 21:09
  Speaker 1: scandal going on at g m A with T. J. Holmes,
• 21:13
  Speaker 1: whoa yes, yes, maybe that's why, Maybe that's why he
• 21:21
  Speaker 1: got Indian and his family. He got that ghur all right,
• 21:25
  Speaker 1: Tyler Perry. He has inked a development deal with Amazon. Okay,
• 21:31
  Speaker 1: it's off the chain, it is. It's just oh wow.
• 21:34
  Speaker 1: And then Deshaun Watson is returning to the field this
• 21:37
  Speaker 1: Sunday for the Browns, and his accusers will be there.
• 21:41
  Speaker 1: What why they've been going to games? Nah? All right,
• 21:52
  Speaker 1: all right, here we go. It is time now to
• 21:54
  Speaker 1: ask the ridd of low and Junior. All right, fallon
• 21:58
  Speaker 1: and Memphis says, my husband and I are separated, and
• 22:01
  Speaker 1: he has all of our very explicit videos we made
• 22:03
  Speaker 1: over the last three years. He's very bitter and I
• 22:06
  Speaker 1: think he might use them against me. Do I tell
• 22:09
  Speaker 1: my divorce attorney about the videos or pray nothing happens.
• 22:13
  Speaker 1: Oh my god, you got to get these videos back.
• 22:18
  Speaker 1: Oh listen, I'm gonna tell you what you got to do.
• 22:21
  Speaker 1: You're gonna have to go on there and take one
• 22:23
  Speaker 1: for the team and do it one more time so
• 22:25
  Speaker 1: you can get to them video. That's the only I
• 22:28
  Speaker 1: just don't see no other way around it. We got
• 22:30
  Speaker 1: to figure out where they are. The only way to
• 22:31
  Speaker 1: figure out where they are, We're gonna have to do
• 22:33
  Speaker 1: it again. Go ahead, take one for the team. This
• 22:38
  Speaker 1: is your team. Take one for yourself going in there,
• 22:40
  Speaker 1: get one more video going. At least you'll know where
• 22:43
  Speaker 1: they all are hidden. You got to I'm just sorry,
• 22:46
  Speaker 1: that's what. That's that's all I see, Junior. By chance
• 22:48
  Speaker 1: you get to do it? That is your response? Yeah,
• 22:52
  Speaker 1: what the team couldn't go ahead? Yeah? No, my time.
• 22:57
  Speaker 1: I was just thinking this. I mean, it depends on
• 22:59
  Speaker 1: the performance in the video. Should you be more nervous
• 23:03
  Speaker 1: hills on how well you did you do because if
• 23:06
  Speaker 1: you did a great job, they're coming out, they call
• 23:09
  Speaker 1: it out. You might want to get the brand right now,
• 23:11
  Speaker 1: club because if you if you tell you the Visitorney
• 23:14
  Speaker 1: by the first day he gonna see is when the videos? Yeah,
• 23:18
  Speaker 1: I said so yeah you yeah, you could. You want
• 23:22
  Speaker 1: to see moment this could be and this could be
• 23:25
  Speaker 1: me girl, you could. You could hit the stratospheld with this, Yanna.
• 23:32
  Speaker 1: We want to bring out Exhibit A and run all right,
• 23:36
  Speaker 1: coming on, We're gonna move on to Savannah in Gainesville.
• 23:40
  Speaker 1: Savannah says two years ago, I met a man and
• 23:43
  Speaker 1: I had a one night stand with him. I joined
• 23:46
  Speaker 1: church Sunday and he's one of the assistant pastors. He
• 23:49
  Speaker 1: didn't even remember me, and I felt like a tramp.
• 23:51
  Speaker 1: Should I remind him who I am? Or leave it
• 23:54
  Speaker 1: in the past. Leave it in the past. Why would
• 23:58
  Speaker 1: you up steing, Why would you bring that up? He
• 24:01
  Speaker 1: already don't remember you, and you know what you just joined.
• 24:05
  Speaker 1: You just joined church. You just joined, which means you're
• 24:10
  Speaker 1: trying to get your life right with the Lord. Okay,
• 24:13
  Speaker 1: so go continue to get your life right and don't
• 24:16
  Speaker 1: even make eye contact with matter fact of me. Take
• 24:19
  Speaker 1: you something. He knows, he know it's you. You think
• 24:22
  Speaker 1: he don't know that he know that you that man
• 24:29
  Speaker 1: wife somewhere in that corn know that he ain't looked
• 24:32
  Speaker 1: at you. Twice he said, oh Lord, Gretchen and joined
• 24:35
  Speaker 1: the damn church, Gretchen, not typical sister. Name what you got, Junior.
• 24:45
  Speaker 1: I was just saying the same thing he said. He
• 24:47
  Speaker 1: know that's you, but it's hard to look at you
• 24:49
  Speaker 1: when I'm sitting up here next to the past in
• 24:51
  Speaker 1: this pulpit, can make We can't make no eye contact.
• 24:54
  Speaker 1: I sit up here with this guy with the water
• 24:56
  Speaker 1: up here in this Bible, I can't be talking to
• 24:59
  Speaker 1: But woman want him to be remembered. She wants to
• 25:02
  Speaker 1: be remembered. Remember me. After service that's me after certain,
• 25:06
  Speaker 1: not during now not during all right, repect huh, repent refense.
• 25:15
  Speaker 1: Moving on to a mirror and teanak a mirror says,
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  Speaker 1: my aunt and my boyfriend stayed with me recently, and
• 25:21
  Speaker 1: they broke my bed and burned a whole Wait, let
• 25:24
  Speaker 1: me start over. This is from a mirror, and te
• 25:27
  Speaker 1: neak a mirror right to my honor and her boyfriend
• 25:31
  Speaker 1: stayed with me recently, and they broke my bed and
• 25:34
  Speaker 1: burned a hole in my mattress without telling me. I
• 25:37
  Speaker 1: told her if she doesn't help me buy a new bed,
• 25:39
  Speaker 1: I'm telling her husband. So we'll both suffer. Should I
• 25:42
  Speaker 1: snitch or not? That ain't I don't give damn about
• 25:47
  Speaker 1: your snitch. What kind of sex is they having at
• 25:50
  Speaker 1: the bed is on fire? How do we get to
• 25:52
  Speaker 1: a fire? You said they burnt on Oh they smoked
• 25:56
  Speaker 1: the smoke, Yeah, and they broke it. That's what I'm
• 26:03
  Speaker 1: right there. That's that's good. Sucks right there. You need
• 26:06
  Speaker 1: to go on there and find out how they was
• 26:07
  Speaker 1: doing it. That's what you need. The cigarette is usually afterwards,
• 26:11
  Speaker 1: yeah right right, yeah, they was tired, They was good
• 26:14
  Speaker 1: and tad into that snitching. We didn't worry about just snitching.
• 26:17
  Speaker 1: You don't you might not even you don't even care. Really,
• 26:20
  Speaker 1: you don't even care. You just want to do bad,
• 26:22
  Speaker 1: that's all you want. She not buying your baby after
• 26:24
  Speaker 1: good sex. I ain't got time. I got to go
• 26:26
  Speaker 1: get him something for this performance. I need to buy
• 26:29
  Speaker 1: him again. But Julior, she got that old matter that's
• 26:33
  Speaker 1: got real cotton in it. That ain't got no phone
• 26:35
  Speaker 1: in it. Real somebody picked that cotton sharing that that
• 26:41
  Speaker 1: is real cotton. If you understood with Whizale did to
• 26:45
  Speaker 1: me and that last night that was his name when Yeah,
• 26:55
  Speaker 1: Whizale was on fire last night. And I mean on
• 26:57
  Speaker 1: five you guys don't care if she snitches or not.
• 27:02
  Speaker 1: She's gonna tell this what her aunt's husband, her uncle. No,
• 27:05
  Speaker 1: come on now, Yeah, she's the first one to snitch
• 27:09
  Speaker 1: whatever happened to her. I want my bed back, That's
• 27:12
  Speaker 1: what I'm more concerned about. I'm by somebody buying me
• 27:14
  Speaker 1: a new day of bed. That's what I want. Yeah,
• 27:17
  Speaker 1: she's gonna have to take the l on this one
• 27:19
  Speaker 1: by her own dead. Yeah all right, last one, guys,
• 27:23
  Speaker 1: you broken, You ain't no broken, no bid shirt? What
• 27:28
  Speaker 1: that's all right, I'm too far, too far, Carla, you
• 27:31
  Speaker 1: ain't broken, nam Beat moving on that man? Me and
• 27:42
  Speaker 1: dude the only one I been around with some broke
• 27:44
  Speaker 1: be y'all ain't broken, lamb beat. JJ. I'm coming, I'm coming,
• 27:49
  Speaker 1: I'm coming, car JJ and Waco says, I just moved
• 27:52
  Speaker 1: to a new city and my wife hasn't come to
• 27:55
  Speaker 1: live with me yet. I've had a female at the
• 27:57
  Speaker 1: house a few times, but I didn't tell her I'm married.
• 28:00
  Speaker 1: My wife is moving in next month, So I do
• 28:02
  Speaker 1: I tell the female that I'm married? Or what? What
• 28:05
  Speaker 1: should I do? Now? What? JJ? And Waco? And Waco
• 28:12
  Speaker 1: ain't big enough for this though, you ain't got enough
• 28:14
  Speaker 1: room for this. And Waco, you had a woman in
• 28:17
  Speaker 1: your wife's house. That is be honest. That is the
• 28:22
  Speaker 1: ultimate disrespect. Yeah right, that is the ultimate disrespect. My
• 28:28
  Speaker 1: brother sore way too far. What you don't want to
• 28:31
  Speaker 1: do be walking your house, walking around your house envisioning
• 28:34
  Speaker 1: all these bodies that you didn't brought through that that
• 28:36
  Speaker 1: that is the ultimate ultimate disrespect. I'm soft, so it is. Yeah, Tommy,
• 28:44
  Speaker 1: Waco ain't Now if you was in the garage, you
• 28:46
  Speaker 1: see what I'm saying. I mean you know, it's still
• 28:49
  Speaker 1: the house. It's still your problem. I know. But you know,
• 28:55
  Speaker 1: Waco really ain't that b JJ, it ain't but too
• 28:58
  Speaker 1: nxt space to hang out down there. Yeah, y'all gonna
• 29:01
  Speaker 1: see each other again, and your wife will wonder who
• 29:03
  Speaker 1: that he is too. So I think you need to
• 29:05
  Speaker 1: tell this woman that you married. You need to really
• 29:07
  Speaker 1: start talking. You didn't start talking to days. Hey, listen,
• 29:10
  Speaker 1: don't come over in the mom You need to roll
• 29:13
  Speaker 1: down the hern. Texas rolling down the hern and didn't
• 29:16
  Speaker 1: do dirty. Yeah, JJ, and Waco, you file coming up.
• 29:21
  Speaker 1: Thank you guys, coming up at the top of the hour.
• 29:23
  Speaker 1: We'll have some entertainment news for you right after this.
• 29:26
  Speaker 1: You're listening to show. So this story is crazy right here.
• 29:34
  Speaker 1: Married Good Morning America co host t J. Holmes and
• 29:37
  Speaker 1: Amy robock Um left their partners after an alleged month
• 29:41
  Speaker 1: long affair. This is according to Page six. A source
• 29:46
  Speaker 1: claims that they're rom huh go ahead. A source claims
• 29:52
  Speaker 1: that their romance began in March, around the time they
• 29:54
  Speaker 1: were training together for the New York City half marathon,
• 29:58
  Speaker 1: and they reportedly left their spouses in August. They were
• 30:02
  Speaker 1: spotted boot up in bars in New York in May,
• 30:05
  Speaker 1: and according to one GMA staffer, Holmes and Robot have
• 30:09
  Speaker 1: gone to extreme lengths to hide their affair. The producers
• 30:13
  Speaker 1: that GMA are shocked to hear that they're having an affair,
• 30:16
  Speaker 1: And I guess we'll soon find out if they'll go
• 30:18
  Speaker 1: public with their relationship. Huh. I didn't ran believable day? Yeah,
• 30:28
  Speaker 1: how did it come out? I don't know, but I
• 30:32
  Speaker 1: didn't ran four half of marathons. Ain't nobody been interested
• 30:36
  Speaker 1: in me doing? Now for them? I ain't never in
• 30:39
  Speaker 1: a marathon somebody interesting. I don't know how they're gonna
• 30:44
  Speaker 1: cover their own stories when they own the news. I
• 30:46
  Speaker 1: don't know. Y'all didn't even we gotta talk about yourself
• 30:49
  Speaker 1: in the news of the AJ Holmes, which is me. Yeah,
• 30:55
  Speaker 1: they gonna cover theirself. This gonna be good because they
• 30:58
  Speaker 1: do good Morning amor every day. Yeah, the third hour
• 31:03
  Speaker 1: there sing there together. So they took they took the
• 31:08
  Speaker 1: phrase good morning to a whole nother level. That's what
• 31:14
  Speaker 1: WOW talk about rating. Yeah, I want to know how
• 31:18
  Speaker 1: it came out though, that's great. Who found out? You know?
• 31:20
  Speaker 1: How did it get leaked? But anyway, I guess you know,
• 31:23
  Speaker 1: as the story develops, will find out can you do that? Okay,
• 31:28
  Speaker 1: can you do that? Can you date a co worker
• 31:29
  Speaker 1: or have an affair with a co worker? Can you
• 31:31
  Speaker 1: get in trouble for that? Well, you're not the place
• 31:34
  Speaker 1: too normally, you know you can date one. Let's talk
• 31:37
  Speaker 1: to the expert. Carla. Yeah, yeah, go ahead. You know
• 31:47
  Speaker 1: you and you and Tish were dating before you guys
• 31:49
  Speaker 1: got married. All right, come on, tell us, tell us
• 31:51
  Speaker 1: what's happening. What what what had happened was alleged? This
• 31:56
  Speaker 1: is not allegedly. Okay, this is what the streets in
• 32:00
  Speaker 1: New Orleans saying. But we were dating. But you can
• 32:05
  Speaker 1: date your coworker. You just can't be in a relationship
• 32:09
  Speaker 1: with someone who has super supervisor, someone that has power
• 32:13
  Speaker 1: over you. That is. But if you all are on equal,
• 32:16
  Speaker 1: equal level. And Carla and TSH were both single for yes,
• 32:24
  Speaker 1: you know, none of this t J Holmes ding robots
• 32:27
  Speaker 1: stuff for you guys. Yeah, yeah, it was not an affair.
• 32:30
  Speaker 1: It was no, it was not. We were both single people.
• 32:33
  Speaker 1: So I just I'm blown away by this whole story
• 32:36
  Speaker 1: because I'm trying the show. So Robert Roberts, Oh, I
• 32:42
  Speaker 1: want to say something, so bad. They can't let you
• 32:47
  Speaker 1: know how they say, you know, you know how they say, Okay,
• 32:49
  Speaker 1: y'all tell me. You know how. They say, what goes
• 32:51
  Speaker 1: around comes around. You know, you throw a rock, you
• 32:54
  Speaker 1: throw a rock in a pack of dogs. So remember
• 32:58
  Speaker 1: Steve was so upset, so upset when he made that
• 33:01
  Speaker 1: mistake on Universe paget And he was so upset because
• 33:09
  Speaker 1: he said T. J. Holmes just threw him under the
• 33:11
  Speaker 1: beds heat under the bus. He thought they were cool.
• 33:14
  Speaker 1: Now I look hot. Didn come back around. Oh oh
• 33:18
  Speaker 1: you you you best to be glad my uncles, ain't
• 33:23
  Speaker 1: he today? Somebody needs some mercy today. Huh mercy Yeah,
• 33:32
  Speaker 1: ain't working like they used to. Huh, that's what that's
• 33:36
  Speaker 1: what got her. They ought to just get a show
• 33:40
  Speaker 1: and have a good night America. They might want just
• 33:44
  Speaker 1: do this from the house. You know what I'm saying,
• 33:47
  Speaker 1: Night America. We're gonna we're gonna chuck each other in Hello.
• 33:51
  Speaker 1: And it's crazy because this sort of thing does go
• 33:54
  Speaker 1: on in the workplace. It does. I mean, you know,
• 33:56
  Speaker 1: especially places like uh where TV people are because you
• 34:00
  Speaker 1: have to be somewhat attractive to be on TV, you know,
• 34:03
  Speaker 1: and all this kind of thing. And you know you're
• 34:05
  Speaker 1: you're attractive. You're not just attractive to yourself or whatever,
• 34:08
  Speaker 1: obviously to your spouse. Other people find you attractive. So
• 34:12
  Speaker 1: you know what, it happens every day, it goes on,
• 34:14
  Speaker 1: happens and industry. It kind of reminds you of the
• 34:19
  Speaker 1: whole Boston, Boston Celtics thing. Their things consistible. So why
• 34:25
  Speaker 1: you know, but he was a head coach, so they'll
• 34:27
  Speaker 1: say the power Yeah, about the power position. So so
• 34:32
  Speaker 1: so let me, let's let's get this right. So if
• 34:34
  Speaker 1: it's even we're okay, but you can't go up or down.
• 34:40
  Speaker 1: Even people can't. The person cannot have power over the
• 34:44
  Speaker 1: other person in the workplace. Okay, that supervisor type position. Well,
• 34:53
  Speaker 1: it ain't like she it ain't like like in Boston,
• 34:56
  Speaker 1: and ain't like you know, she was going out for
• 34:57
  Speaker 1: the team and ain't like he could have got to
• 34:59
  Speaker 1: be up all right. She wan't no power for all right.
• 35:08
  Speaker 1: Let me see if I can get to this last story,
• 35:10
  Speaker 1: We're gonna move on. Uh. Cleveland Brown's quarterback to Shaun Watson,
• 35:14
  Speaker 1: is expected to return to the NFL after his eleven
• 35:17
  Speaker 1: game suspension following sexual misconduct allegations. Watson will return to
• 35:21
  Speaker 1: play football this Sunday in Houston at the Energy Stadium. Uh.
• 35:26
  Speaker 1: And it looks like his accusers want a front row
• 35:28
  Speaker 1: speak to the game. Uh. The accusers attorney Tony Budsby
• 35:32
  Speaker 1: told people that the women want to make the statement like, hey,
• 35:36
  Speaker 1: we're still here, we matter, our voice was heard. Uh.
• 35:39
  Speaker 1: And this is not something that's over. So they're gonna
• 35:43
  Speaker 1: be taunting him, taunting game. I'm going to the game,
• 35:49
  Speaker 1: all right, but out of eighty thousand people, we've been
• 35:52
  Speaker 1: to hit m team time. All right, coming up in
• 35:55
  Speaker 1: twenty minutes after the hour. President Obama was in Georgia yesterday.
• 35:59
  Speaker 1: We'll talk about it right after this you're listening show
• 36:04
  Speaker 1: Herschel Walker tried to give an explanation for Trump not
• 36:07
  Speaker 1: holding a rally for him after Fox News Laura Ingram
• 36:10
  Speaker 1: pointed out that Barack Obama supported Raphael Warnock on the
• 36:13
  Speaker 1: campaign trail in Georgia. Walker fumbled over an excuse before saying,
• 36:18
  Speaker 1: you know, we'll see now, the prill didn't Trump. He
• 36:23
  Speaker 1: wanted to be here, to come out here and do
• 36:25
  Speaker 1: what what I wanted to do, wanted him to do
• 36:29
  Speaker 1: with with me, but he didn't like limitation them did
• 36:32
  Speaker 1: like the vampires that when I when I listen from
• 36:36
  Speaker 1: one vampire to a knock, you don't see I'm saying
• 36:39
  Speaker 1: when I tookt And and that's the thing a lot
• 36:41
  Speaker 1: of people don't know is that when vampires communicate with
• 36:44
  Speaker 1: each other. You know what I'm saying, Vampire don't bite
• 36:47
  Speaker 1: each other. You see what I'm saying. A lot of
• 36:49
  Speaker 1: folks don't know that. Vampire don't. We don't. We don't.
• 36:52
  Speaker 1: We don't bite each other. We bite folks who need
• 36:55
  Speaker 1: to be bit who are not vampile. And the a
• 36:58
  Speaker 1: lot of things. You see, I'm I didn't got su
• 37:00
  Speaker 1: deep on you that y'all really don't know WIM come from.
• 37:03
  Speaker 1: But see that what mister master, I mean what mister Trump,
• 37:07
  Speaker 1: mister Trump doing, Yeah I said, I say not. What
• 37:12
  Speaker 1: I mean what mister Trump she's doing is he's going
• 37:16
  Speaker 1: out vampie and other places. See two vampire don't need
• 37:21
  Speaker 1: to be in the same place because we're gonna wind
• 37:22
  Speaker 1: up eating the same thing. You'll see to see a
• 37:24
  Speaker 1: lot of folks don't realize that. And then when you
• 37:26
  Speaker 1: when you really see, when you not not not when
• 37:29
  Speaker 1: I come erection day, let me tell y'all some election
• 37:34
  Speaker 1: we get to erection day, let me tell you I'm
• 37:38
  Speaker 1: gonna have on the best burn lap three piece, sup.
• 37:45
  Speaker 1: And when I get in there and then and welcome
• 37:49
  Speaker 1: all these people to the polls. And then when once
• 37:52
  Speaker 1: we turns on the cotton, Joe soft, good God to
• 37:55
  Speaker 1: my who Lord in my head, and it don't get tract. Now,
• 38:00
  Speaker 1: I want you to know that I came spect to
• 38:03
  Speaker 1: your head and it doesn't so much. You're way too much.
• 38:12
  Speaker 1: Oh man, all right, So this is thank you. This
• 38:21
  Speaker 1: is his excuse. He said, you know, President Trump has
• 38:23
  Speaker 1: always been in my corner. He's still in my corner,
• 38:26
  Speaker 1: and he's been doing other things for me. And everyone
• 38:28
  Speaker 1: has been doing a lot of things for me. Uh. Tonight,
• 38:31
  Speaker 1: we just got out of a fundraiser with Governor Kemp
• 38:34
  Speaker 1: of Georgia, and President Trump is doing just as much
• 38:37
  Speaker 1: for me. Boom, Why didn't she ask you that Trump
• 38:43
  Speaker 1: isn't doing anything for you? Right? Meanwhile, our former president
• 38:48
  Speaker 1: and our forever president, Barack Obama showed up and showed
• 38:51
  Speaker 1: out last night in support of Senator Raphael Warnock. And
• 38:55
  Speaker 1: that's what we need you all to do. Show up.
• 38:57
  Speaker 1: You got a vote today say yes, everybody with their freedom.
• 39:03
  Speaker 1: People to come on out and head all right, coming
• 39:08
  Speaker 1: up in thirty four minutes after the hour. Christmas is
• 39:10
  Speaker 1: just three weeks away, and the newly wed has some
• 39:13
  Speaker 1: questions about gifts, and we'll be back to figure all
• 39:18
  Speaker 1: that out right after this. You're listening, all right, So Junior,
• 39:25
  Speaker 1: this is your first Christmas as a married man, right, Yeah,
• 39:31
  Speaker 1: so this is questions for us. I do I really
• 39:35
  Speaker 1: do it iratulations. I know, you know my in laws.
• 39:40
  Speaker 1: They are great people, you know, I really do love them.
• 39:44
  Speaker 1: They are they really wantedful being knowing these people for years?
• 39:47
  Speaker 1: Why are you talking? Yeah, well, you gotta get scared.
• 39:50
  Speaker 1: I'm a little nervous. I don't know who she listening,
• 39:52
  Speaker 1: who she listening with, what are her friends? And I
• 39:54
  Speaker 1: don't know. Come on, what's the course? All I have
• 39:57
  Speaker 1: is this, I know, Tommy, I just just going ready
• 40:00
  Speaker 1: and I might be wrong, but I feel like all
• 40:03
  Speaker 1: these in law I just want to know who need
• 40:05
  Speaker 1: to get a gift and who don't because everybody ain't
• 40:07
  Speaker 1: getting one. I'm not getting all them kids over there, Yes,
• 40:09
  Speaker 1: I'm not getting them gifts. Okay, personally yeah, go ahead, Yeah,
• 40:15
  Speaker 1: I was thinking about you know, like the brother in
• 40:18
  Speaker 1: law and the other brother in law. To hell with
• 40:20
  Speaker 1: them keeping sister in laws. Okay, just they got two
• 40:25
  Speaker 1: lines of kids, to hell with them. Keep going. You know,
• 40:28
  Speaker 1: you know her mama, then you know her mama. I
• 40:30
  Speaker 1: probably gotta get a mama gift. I think that's good.
• 40:33
  Speaker 1: I mean, there's just a lot of people now, you know.
• 40:36
  Speaker 1: Then I just need help one who get gifts and
• 40:39
  Speaker 1: who don't because I'm telling all my money not going
• 40:41
  Speaker 1: on that because I still got my own family. Not
• 40:46
  Speaker 1: so from what I have heard her mama and hook,
• 40:50
  Speaker 1: that's the only thing makes sense to me. Okay, hell
• 40:53
  Speaker 1: with everybody else. Here's what you gotta remember. This is
• 40:55
  Speaker 1: your first one. If you started out buying everybody gilt,
• 40:59
  Speaker 1: you gotta keep doing so it's the first one. Yeah,
• 41:02
  Speaker 1: So let's just set the record straight right now, her
• 41:04
  Speaker 1: mama and huh, that's it. And nobody everybody else or
• 41:09
  Speaker 1: Crystal remember your first Christmas Stommy with Jackie? What you
• 41:13
  Speaker 1: get her? Oh god, I can't remember what I purchased,
• 41:16
  Speaker 1: but you got her in loss and stuff, all them
• 41:18
  Speaker 1: gifts to her sister. But that's it, okay, because I
• 41:25
  Speaker 1: take that back. I take that back. I take, I
• 41:27
  Speaker 1: take my sister in law and my nieces, so because
• 41:31
  Speaker 1: we're close like that. But after that, that's it. My
• 41:35
  Speaker 1: mom my, my my wife's mom had passed right after
• 41:38
  Speaker 1: our wedding, okay, and then she got kids, and then
• 41:41
  Speaker 1: you got the grand babies. I don't do grand babies.
• 41:44
  Speaker 1: I don't do them somebody else's babies. That's what I'm
• 41:48
  Speaker 1: not doing all the way down. Look, look, uh, you're
• 41:52
  Speaker 1: about to make me talk. Let's let's look at this
• 41:56
  Speaker 1: family tree and figure out what limbs belong to you.
• 41:59
  Speaker 1: That's it. Okay, So your wife, her mind, that your mama,
• 42:04
  Speaker 1: that's it. Hello, Okay, check junior, what you got? So
• 42:08
  Speaker 1: so right now, I had I had, I had a sister,
• 42:12
  Speaker 1: My sister on that, Okay, I'm gonna keep her on that.
• 42:14
  Speaker 1: But but her husband, he don't get one to hill
• 42:18
  Speaker 1: Hill Okay. Then her cousin and she real tight with
• 42:21
  Speaker 1: looking at we know no, no, no, no, we're not doing.
• 42:24
  Speaker 1: They were raising the same house like sis if the
• 42:28
  Speaker 1: house next dough No, okay, that's her name. Got to
• 42:32
  Speaker 1: go out, people gonna be what you got to quit
• 42:34
  Speaker 1: loving everybody you got your first I was just while
• 42:39
  Speaker 1: we're having this conversation because I didn't know, sir, That's
• 42:41
  Speaker 1: what I'm saying. I don't want to I want to
• 42:43
  Speaker 1: go over there because you know, they got like the
• 42:45
  Speaker 1: whole thing. You know, we're doing the whole cryptic things.
• 42:47
  Speaker 1: So when I walk in there with just this one gift,
• 42:51
  Speaker 1: it's gonna look crazy. I don't know his black ass
• 42:53
  Speaker 1: on the see everyone to show didn't come in here
• 42:55
  Speaker 1: with one gift. I know gonna say. I know how
• 42:58
  Speaker 1: that is. Do you want to get her mother? What
• 43:01
  Speaker 1: do you want to get? I don't know. Her mother
• 43:04
  Speaker 1: is very nice, man. You get her something that she's
• 43:06
  Speaker 1: very appreciative, She's very grateful. I could do for her.
• 43:10
  Speaker 1: I just don't know exactly what it is. Shit, But
• 43:13
  Speaker 1: I still got to go shopping, you know, so I'm
• 43:14
  Speaker 1: just thinking about it. Okay, Okay, So ladies, let me
• 43:17
  Speaker 1: ask you this. By it being the by it being
• 43:19
  Speaker 1: the mother in law, can you buy mother in law
• 43:21
  Speaker 1: and appliance something that she needs for the house? And no,
• 43:26
  Speaker 1: I mean you can, but you know, something more personable
• 43:30
  Speaker 1: personal personal? Yeah, okay, you know you can get her
• 43:33
  Speaker 1: gift card and she can get Oh that's good. I
• 43:36
  Speaker 1: do to get a card now Tommy house house code.
• 43:39
  Speaker 1: People that ain't love? How funny? Where how I want that? Okay?
• 43:45
  Speaker 1: But what we're gonna do about the grand babies? When
• 43:46
  Speaker 1: they grab my leg, I hadn't about get the baby something?
• 43:53
  Speaker 1: And the kid says, your wife, Junior, get you a
• 43:57
  Speaker 1: bag of can then tell them to reach in and
• 43:59
  Speaker 1: get you something yourself. Yeah, yeah, okay, so we junior
• 44:07
  Speaker 1: love y'all reaching get yourself? I don't know if I
• 44:10
  Speaker 1: don't know if we helped you are not junior. But
• 44:12
  Speaker 1: coming up next, it's the nephew and the prank phone call.
• 44:15
  Speaker 1: Right after this you're listening to show. Coming up at
• 44:21
  Speaker 1: about four minutes after the hour, it's my Strawberry letter
• 44:24
  Speaker 1: for today, and the subject is she had my clothes
• 44:27
  Speaker 1: on when she walked in? What you just pull a
• 44:31
  Speaker 1: man on? Woman? You just gotta listen. We'll find out.
• 44:36
  Speaker 1: You just gotta listen. Nephew, we'll find out in just
• 44:39
  Speaker 1: a few when we get to the strawberry letter. But
• 44:41
  Speaker 1: right now it's your time for the prank phone call.
• 44:43
  Speaker 1: What you got well, listen right here, I'm gonna be
• 44:46
  Speaker 1: stupid like you want me to be. We're hooking up
• 44:49
  Speaker 1: at the daycare cat dog. If you hood hello, Hello,
• 44:55
  Speaker 1: I'm trying to h I'm trying to reach freedom, this freedom,
• 45:00
  Speaker 1: and you don't know me. My name is Linni, Linni,
• 45:05
  Speaker 1: I know I wanted to call you. I've been looking
• 45:08
  Speaker 1: for trying to get your phone number actually for like
• 45:10
  Speaker 1: about the last about two weeks nine. What do you
• 45:13
  Speaker 1: need my number? Four? Baby? Can you get on with
• 45:14
  Speaker 1: it because I'm on lunch, like I'm trying to her
• 45:16
  Speaker 1: and meet me lunch, and I need you to come
• 45:18
  Speaker 1: on with Okay, now is your um your husband is uh?
• 45:24
  Speaker 1: What is your name again? My name is Lynn? Okay,
• 45:28
  Speaker 1: and you're asking about my husband? Now what about Yes,
• 45:31
  Speaker 1: that's my husband. See. The problem I'm having, miss Freedom,
• 45:36
  Speaker 1: is that I looked through my wife sell phone about
• 45:40
  Speaker 1: two three weeks ago, and I have found out that
• 45:44
  Speaker 1: this actual phone number belown to your husband named and
• 45:49
  Speaker 1: he been text messaging hub and stop right now, stop
• 45:53
  Speaker 1: stop stop because but see let me finish. Though he's
• 45:58
  Speaker 1: been text messaging hub different uh, text message and stuff
• 46:02
  Speaker 1: about he want to meet up with her, and and
• 46:04
  Speaker 1: how she looked the other day and stuff like this hill.
• 46:07
  Speaker 1: But then but then even worse than this hill, is
• 46:11
  Speaker 1: he you know doesn't send some some some pictures of
• 46:15
  Speaker 1: himself some some nicked pictures on the on the on
• 46:19
  Speaker 1: the cell phone. No, no, sir, not, I know not
• 46:25
  Speaker 1: because if anything, if he texting, anybody needs to be
• 46:28
  Speaker 1: an employer about a jaw. I know you're not saying
• 46:32
  Speaker 1: to me, whole body, who is your wife? What's your
• 46:34
  Speaker 1: name again? What's your name again? My name is Linnie,
• 46:36
  Speaker 1: and my my my wife name is My wife name
• 46:39
  Speaker 1: is Denise, Denise, Denise Denise. M that ain't readisterfing with me.
• 46:46
  Speaker 1: I don't. We pretty much have an open relationship where
• 46:49
  Speaker 1: we kind of communicate and mmm, I don't. I don't
• 46:52
  Speaker 1: know about Denise together. Okay, Dodd, do your husband's last
• 46:59
  Speaker 1: fold digits on his phone is sixty eight twenty two. Yeah,
• 47:04
  Speaker 1: that would be glass digit. Okay, see that what I'm saying. Man,
• 47:08
  Speaker 1: I'm not trying to call you, you know. I mean,
• 47:10
  Speaker 1: I'm I'm disappointed in my wife because of these text
• 47:14
  Speaker 1: messes than in these pictures and stuff. You know, I'm
• 47:16
  Speaker 1: I'm the one. That's why I say, Okay, I need
• 47:19
  Speaker 1: to call this man wife right here and see what
• 47:22
  Speaker 1: you know? Do she even know it? I need you
• 47:25
  Speaker 1: to wait a minute, back up and be quiet for
• 47:27
  Speaker 1: me to look here. Okay, Denise, you're lining, Okay, where
• 47:32
  Speaker 1: ain't supposed to have? Man a? What you know? Because
• 47:35
  Speaker 1: we used to go everybody again when we go to
• 47:36
  Speaker 1: first of all, the don't work. Let's let's go there.
• 47:39
  Speaker 1: He does not work? Okay, So I don't know where
• 47:42
  Speaker 1: it is when he got when he generally when he
• 47:44
  Speaker 1: leaves the house, we're together. Where did they meet with?
• 47:47
  Speaker 1: How did how did they meet two weeks ago? You say,
• 47:49
  Speaker 1: because oh I'm listening to you now, you got I don't.
• 47:52
  Speaker 1: I don't know if they meant two weeks ago. I'm
• 47:54
  Speaker 1: just I just found him in the cell phone two
• 47:58
  Speaker 1: weeks ago. That's what I'm saying. And now you say,
• 48:00
  Speaker 1: if you're saying he don't work, then evidently it must
• 48:04
  Speaker 1: be doing the day while you go or something I
• 48:06
  Speaker 1: don't do. I mean you you say you on your
• 48:08
  Speaker 1: lunch break right now? Yeah? Uh huh? And where's your
• 48:12
  Speaker 1: wife right now? Wait a minute? Where do you know
• 48:13
  Speaker 1: where your wife feels right now? Uh? Well, she's bos
• 48:16
  Speaker 1: to be at work right now. And you know what
• 48:19
  Speaker 1: I just called. He told me he was gonna get
• 48:21
  Speaker 1: in the tub. And when I called back the second
• 48:24
  Speaker 1: a low he uses it's okay, it's yeah, okay, if
• 48:27
  Speaker 1: I ain't have to go back in this hospital, baby, baby, baby, see, yeah,
• 48:32
  Speaker 1: where's your wife? I need you to get to We
• 48:34
  Speaker 1: need to your wife feel We'll see my wife works
• 48:37
  Speaker 1: at a Wait a minute, do y'all have Do y'all
• 48:41
  Speaker 1: have kids? Yeah? Yeah, we got kids, and that's my problem.
• 48:45
  Speaker 1: That's why I'm so upset. I'm working all day. I
• 48:50
  Speaker 1: get up and flow in the morning to make sure
• 48:52
  Speaker 1: I got everything prepared for the whole day. Try to
• 48:55
  Speaker 1: get the kids or we have three kids? One, two,
• 48:57
  Speaker 1: and three? Yeah, okay, okay, Now is he the one?
• 49:03
  Speaker 1: Because he I do he because my wife works at
• 49:06
  Speaker 1: a at a daycare? Do he drop him off at
• 49:10
  Speaker 1: a daycare? Don't start you your baby? You is getting
• 49:14
  Speaker 1: deeper if I get this. What daycare? Does your wife working? Baby?
• 49:18
  Speaker 1: Because I see, don't start me. Yeah he dropping them off? Okay,
• 49:23
  Speaker 1: uh huh. If you tell me the baby, just tell
• 49:25
  Speaker 1: me if our plum I swear lyning no, Now she'd
• 49:29
  Speaker 1: been at this place called children's academy. You lie, you
• 49:34
  Speaker 1: bet not tell me this non working on it. They're
• 49:38
  Speaker 1: supposed to be watching our kids. See see I'm already
• 49:42
  Speaker 1: and see but see I'm already upset and been upset
• 49:45
  Speaker 1: about this year is for the lad I've been holding
• 49:47
  Speaker 1: it for the lands two weeks. I've been holding it.
• 49:50
  Speaker 1: Ain't said nothing tithing me. Why are you holding it? YEA,
• 49:56
  Speaker 1: call me with them. I was just when he get it.
• 49:59
  Speaker 1: Let me tell you something. I get up at Foe
• 50:01
  Speaker 1: every morning and I go, I have to be the
• 50:05
  Speaker 1: work for six thirty. Every morning I get to that
• 50:09
  Speaker 1: damn Housemi I slave. They did come on his slave
• 50:13
  Speaker 1: for him. Try to make sure he feels good as
• 50:15
  Speaker 1: a man although he's not working. You know it wasn't
• 50:18
  Speaker 1: his fart he got laid out. But hey, I want
• 50:20
  Speaker 1: him to feel good although he's not work because you
• 50:22
  Speaker 1: know y'all don't feel too good when you're not work.
• 50:24
  Speaker 1: So I wanted him to feel good. I tell the kids,
• 50:27
  Speaker 1: you know it's gonna be okay. But I bet you
• 50:30
  Speaker 1: this got that is my wife. Don't be she's my wife.
• 50:36
  Speaker 1: No wait a minute, now, for wait a minute. See
• 50:40
  Speaker 1: I told you it's ignoricancy. You should have been calling
• 50:42
  Speaker 1: me longe with go. Let me tell y'all you egnant too.
• 50:44
  Speaker 1: See she's a first of all, because she said she too,
• 50:49
  Speaker 1: so she said he raised that. See I'm not a
• 50:51
  Speaker 1: player game and with my house and he's spending our
• 50:54
  Speaker 1: neked pictures. He ain't got to be shing u no
• 50:58
  Speaker 1: like trust me, it ain't worsh on. I was just
• 51:01
  Speaker 1: with him because he was a good man. I guess
• 51:02
  Speaker 1: Mike's dumb too. I was gonna ask shoot this hill
• 51:07
  Speaker 1: because he's gonna ask what do you want to ask?
• 51:10
  Speaker 1: What can you ask me? You just thought me this
• 51:13
  Speaker 1: here it's with your wife from name Denise. Yes, that's
• 51:18
  Speaker 1: what I said. And this is the that's watching the
• 51:21
  Speaker 1: twins that we have twins? Do you hear me? Can
• 51:24
  Speaker 1: I say something else to you? I don't need you
• 51:26
  Speaker 1: to say. Can I say one more thing? What do
• 51:30
  Speaker 1: you need to say? This is nephew timent from the
• 51:33
  Speaker 1: Steve Harvey Morning Show. You just got prank by your husband, Gerald.
• 51:44
  Speaker 1: Let me tell you some got to be to be
• 51:47
  Speaker 1: pranking me. He needs to be trying about it. Jo,
• 51:53
  Speaker 1: this is I'm going ahead shit when time get home,
• 51:58
  Speaker 1: kiss non working cooking the dice. Let me take away
• 52:03
  Speaker 1: saying that saved the situation. It because first of all,
• 52:06
  Speaker 1: I'm a woman, so I wan't more information. But the
• 52:08
  Speaker 1: special thing is we need the job. Don't work. I
• 52:12
  Speaker 1: couldn't leave you work. I gotta answer something. Baby. What's
• 52:19
  Speaker 1: baddest radio show in the land? Definitely does Steve Harved
• 52:29
  Speaker 1: Come on, give me some prank praise up in here
• 52:31
  Speaker 1: if you would, Thank you, Thank you, thank you. That's
• 52:35
  Speaker 1: getting old, alight. We're gonna all right, I'm gonna let
• 52:38
  Speaker 1: it go. I'm gonna let it go. Hey, you know what,
• 52:41
  Speaker 1: if you ain't got a congregation, ain't no sense and preacher, listen,
• 52:44
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna be in our Greenville, North Carolina. Greenville, North Carolina.
• 52:49
  Speaker 1: That's Dcimer twenty second, Thursday night. You do not want
• 52:52
  Speaker 1: to miss it. This is the kind of gift you
• 52:55
  Speaker 1: give somebody before Christmas to come out and get your
• 52:57
  Speaker 1: laugh on Dcimmer twenty second, Greensville at the Greenville Convention Center,
• 53:02
  Speaker 1: North Carolina, laying in the Cut Street. Port Louisiana. That's Streeport,
• 53:07
  Speaker 1: East Texas. Everybody around the way. MLK Weekend, Sunday, January fifteenth,
• 53:13
  Speaker 1: the nephew will be at the three Port Municipal Auditorium.
• 53:17
  Speaker 1: All right, now, you can put that as a stocking
• 53:19
  Speaker 1: stuff for two Thank you nephew. Coming up next Strawberry
• 53:23
  Speaker 1: Letter for today. The subject she had my clothes on
• 53:26
  Speaker 1: when she walked in. We'll get into that right after this.
• 53:29
  Speaker 1: What you're listening to Harvey Morning Show Time now for
• 53:36
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• 53:41
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• 53:54
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• 53:56
  Speaker 1: just like we're gonna read this one right here, right now. Yeah,
• 54:01
  Speaker 1: buggle up and hold on tight. We got it for you. Here.
• 54:03
  Speaker 1: It is Strawberry Letter, Thank you Nephew's subject she had
• 54:07
  Speaker 1: my clothes on when he walked in. Dear Stephen Shirley,
• 54:11
  Speaker 1: I just got into a bad fistfight with my best
• 54:14
  Speaker 1: buddy because of a woman that he is secretly in
• 54:17
  Speaker 1: love with. I had a house party recently and we
• 54:20
  Speaker 1: all had a lot to drink, so I offered to
• 54:23
  Speaker 1: let a few people stay over all night. My boy
• 54:26
  Speaker 1: was trying to talk to the finest girl that was there,
• 54:28
  Speaker 1: and she was not really receptive to him. He told
• 54:31
  Speaker 1: me that she asked about me, but she's not my type,
• 54:34
  Speaker 1: so I didn't pay it any mind. She ended up
• 54:37
  Speaker 1: staying at my house because she lives in the suburbs
• 54:40
  Speaker 1: and had been drinking. In fact, two other girls that
• 54:42
  Speaker 1: came with her also stayed, and the three of them
• 54:45
  Speaker 1: slept in my guest room. The fine girl asked for
• 54:48
  Speaker 1: a pair of basketball shorts and a T shirt to
• 54:51
  Speaker 1: sleep in because she had on a dress. I had
• 54:54
  Speaker 1: another girl in my bed that night and we had
• 54:56
  Speaker 1: a great time. Let me be clear, it was not
• 54:59
  Speaker 1: the fine girl that my buddy has a crush on.
• 55:02
  Speaker 1: The Next morning, my buddy popped up at my place
• 55:04
  Speaker 1: and the girls were still there and making breakfast, so
• 55:07
  Speaker 1: his crush still had on my clothes. I could tell
• 55:10
  Speaker 1: he assumed that something went down between us. He asked
• 55:14
  Speaker 1: me to step outside, and without saying a word, he
• 55:17
  Speaker 1: punched me in the face and then wet and then
• 55:21
  Speaker 1: we started tussling. The girls ran out and broke up
• 55:24
  Speaker 1: the fight, and he told the fine girl she was trash.
• 55:27
  Speaker 1: She was puzzled because she had no idea he was
• 55:30
  Speaker 1: crazy about her. All I care about now is getting
• 55:33
  Speaker 1: him back for punching me. He has messed up my
• 55:36
  Speaker 1: any possibilities of getting with the girl, and it was
• 55:39
  Speaker 1: all over nothing. So should I try talking some sense
• 55:43
  Speaker 1: into him? Or should I beat his ass first and
• 55:47
  Speaker 1: then see what happens with our friendship? Let us say it.
• 55:50
  Speaker 1: Should I beat his ass first? Yeah? And I spelled
• 55:55
  Speaker 1: it the same thing, all right? Yeah? Should I beat
• 55:58
  Speaker 1: him up first and then what happens with our friendship?
• 56:01
  Speaker 1: Please help? Okay? How old are you? Guys? Are you
• 56:04
  Speaker 1: seven and eight? Because I don't know any grown men
• 56:07
  Speaker 1: who act like this. I just don't, and your friend
• 56:10
  Speaker 1: more so than you. I think you know he's immature.
• 56:15
  Speaker 1: He sucker punched you and for no reason. Yeah, but no,
• 56:23
  Speaker 1: he was so wrong. He had no proof. He didn't
• 56:25
  Speaker 1: catch you guys doing anything. He didn't he didn't see anything.
• 56:30
  Speaker 1: I mean, all he saw was her wearing your shorts
• 56:32
  Speaker 1: and tea. He just came to his own wrong conclusion. Okay,
• 56:37
  Speaker 1: I just none of the stuff that would make a
• 56:39
  Speaker 1: man just haul off and put his hands on you.
• 56:41
  Speaker 1: And they don't go together, they're not sleeping together, and
• 56:44
  Speaker 1: the woman has no idea that he feels a certain
• 56:47
  Speaker 1: way about her. I don't think this guy is really
• 56:49
  Speaker 1: your friend. He sounds like a little hater to me
• 56:51
  Speaker 1: and just a little child. I wouldn't waste my time
• 56:54
  Speaker 1: trying to explain to him what happened or what didn't happen.
• 56:58
  Speaker 1: I think he should have heast asked you when he
• 57:01
  Speaker 1: asked you to step outside. Why couldn't he ask you
• 57:04
  Speaker 1: what happened? Why does she have on your clothes? Whatever?
• 57:07
  Speaker 1: Before he just hauled off and swung on you. I
• 57:10
  Speaker 1: think at this point fighting him as a waste too,
• 57:14
  Speaker 1: especially since time has gone by. I just think he
• 57:16
  Speaker 1: needs I just think he needs to grow up. I
• 57:19
  Speaker 1: just think he needs to grow up. Steve. Yeah, come on,
• 57:23
  Speaker 1: I know you want to fight, because that's what you do.
• 57:27
  Speaker 1: But you know, Sureley, yesterday I agree with you one
• 57:30
  Speaker 1: hundred percent. Okay, we don't always agree, now, well this
• 57:34
  Speaker 1: I'm right here. The only reason we don't agree is
• 57:36
  Speaker 1: because I know you're missing a key element you said
• 57:41
  Speaker 1: in the letter. Men don't do that. They do it
• 57:43
  Speaker 1: all the damn time, grown men, but men do. It's asked,
• 57:48
  Speaker 1: what was going down about some sex? Now? But there
• 57:52
  Speaker 1: was no sex? Well, see the thought that sex and
• 57:57
  Speaker 1: this letter short. Ain't nobody listening sex? Yes? Right? Not
• 58:03
  Speaker 1: some people? Yeah, but surely here's what happened. See, that's
• 58:07
  Speaker 1: what happened. Sweet it, because I don't want you to
• 58:08
  Speaker 1: miss this house party. We all had a lot to drink,
• 58:12
  Speaker 1: so you let a few people stay over. You didn't
• 58:14
  Speaker 1: really give damn about no dude staying over. You wanted
• 58:17
  Speaker 1: some girls to stay over, so the few people just
• 58:20
  Speaker 1: having to be girls. Now, all night, your boy was
• 58:23
  Speaker 1: talking to the finest girl that was there, and she
• 58:27
  Speaker 1: wasn't having it. She wasn't feeling it. But now he's
• 58:30
  Speaker 1: crazy about it. Right, He told me that she asked
• 58:33
  Speaker 1: about me. But then this dude say, she ain't my type,
• 58:38
  Speaker 1: so I ain't paying no mind. Hold up, dog, hold up,
• 58:41
  Speaker 1: See that like him, baddest girl at the party, ain't
• 58:48
  Speaker 1: ain't your damn tight boy. Oh that's the liar saying
• 58:53
  Speaker 1: he's not sure. This is Jesus, young dudes, Now they are?
• 58:58
  Speaker 1: They are? Because you said my boy was trying to
• 59:02
  Speaker 1: talk to the finest girl that was there. She was
• 59:05
  Speaker 1: not really receptive to him. Now, how did you know
• 59:09
  Speaker 1: that unless you observed it. He told me that she
• 59:13
  Speaker 1: asked about me. Now, this fine girl asked about you,
• 59:18
  Speaker 1: but she's not my type, so I ain't paying no mind.
• 59:21
  Speaker 1: What so she ended up staying at my house because
• 59:26
  Speaker 1: she lived in the suburbs and had been drinking. And
• 59:28
  Speaker 1: two other girls came with a stage, and the three
• 59:31
  Speaker 1: of them slept in your guest room. The fine girl
• 59:34
  Speaker 1: asked for a pair of basketball shorts and a T
• 59:36
  Speaker 1: shirt sleeping because she had a dress on. I am
• 59:40
  Speaker 1: now I had another girl in my bed that night.
• 59:42
  Speaker 1: We had a great time. Now right there, the fine
• 59:46
  Speaker 1: girl in your basketball short, the little tie girl in
• 59:50
  Speaker 1: the bed with you. Not the only reason this fine
• 59:53
  Speaker 1: girl ain't your type, it is because she don't jump
• 59:55
  Speaker 1: in the bed right away, because you were in there
• 59:58
  Speaker 1: with shock attack in that going at it. Okay, come
• 1:00:05
  Speaker 1: up home and got some draws. All right, let's hold that,
• 1:00:09
  Speaker 1: hold that, hold that hold that. Where are you going, Steve?
• 1:00:14
  Speaker 1: We'll come back, and I have part two of Steve's
• 1:00:16
  Speaker 1: response to this letter coming up at twenty three minutes
• 1:00:19
  Speaker 1: after the the hour subject she had my clothes on
• 1:00:23
  Speaker 1: when he walked in. We'll get back into it right
• 1:00:25
  Speaker 1: after this. You're listening, all right, Steve, Come on, let's
• 1:00:30
  Speaker 1: recap the Strawberry letter. Today's subject she had my clothes
• 1:00:34
  Speaker 1: on when he walked in. Yeah, dude, got a best
• 1:00:37
  Speaker 1: friend talking to this part of their head. They got
• 1:00:40
  Speaker 1: to drink, and he decided to let some people stay
• 1:00:42
  Speaker 1: over the house. His boy was talking to the finest
• 1:00:45
  Speaker 1: chick at the party. She wasn't really feeling them, so
• 1:00:47
  Speaker 1: he came and told him, hey, man, she feeling you.
• 1:00:51
  Speaker 1: Findest girl in party now? He said, I ain't paying
• 1:00:53
  Speaker 1: no attention because she ain't my tight They spent the night.
• 1:00:57
  Speaker 1: You gave the fine girls some basketball shorts and a
• 1:01:00
  Speaker 1: T shirt, but you was in the other room with
• 1:01:03
  Speaker 1: another girl having a great time. And the reason the
• 1:01:05
  Speaker 1: fine girl ain't your type is called the fine girl
• 1:01:08
  Speaker 1: might have had some standards and maybe she won't just
• 1:01:10
  Speaker 1: jump in the rack white away. But you were in
• 1:01:12
  Speaker 1: there with mighty Joe Young all night long. I did
• 1:01:20
  Speaker 1: not say that. Yeah, and a little mighty Joe Young.
• 1:01:27
  Speaker 1: You're wearing your ass out some good ass time all
• 1:01:30
  Speaker 1: right now. Now, then you said in the letter, let
• 1:01:35
  Speaker 1: me be clear, it was not the fine girl that
• 1:01:39
  Speaker 1: my body was I had a crush on, which is cool, bro,
• 1:01:42
  Speaker 1: I ain't mad at you at all. This was not
• 1:01:45
  Speaker 1: the fine girl you gave the basketball shorts too, that
• 1:01:48
  Speaker 1: your boy got a crush on. Next morning, your boy
• 1:01:51
  Speaker 1: popped over the girls was there making breakfast. So his
• 1:01:56
  Speaker 1: crush was still there making breakfast and had on your clothes.
• 1:02:01
  Speaker 1: Your boy know your basketball shorts because y'all at the
• 1:02:04
  Speaker 1: gym in them same shows. So now then here what
• 1:02:10
  Speaker 1: a letter took a turn? I could tell he assumed
• 1:02:14
  Speaker 1: that something went down between us because he came in.
• 1:02:17
  Speaker 1: Hey it man's that it? Man? Oh y'all still hit?
• 1:02:21
  Speaker 1: Still he hate are crushed? Yeah? Yeah, oh yeah, oh
• 1:02:32
  Speaker 1: oh she didn't with his bands washer what you what
• 1:02:35
  Speaker 1: you what you're doing? Were cooking breakfast? Night, got his shots,
• 1:02:46
  Speaker 1: got his shots on it. So now the dude he
• 1:02:52
  Speaker 1: spots this, he said. I could tell he assumed that
• 1:02:58
  Speaker 1: something went down. He asked me to step outside. Not
• 1:03:02
  Speaker 1: no dog, I mean you already know now how he
• 1:03:05
  Speaker 1: feeled about this girl. You saw the you you're still yeah,
• 1:03:12
  Speaker 1: you stid now he asked you to step outside. What
• 1:03:15
  Speaker 1: you think y'all was going out there fors the fresh air.
• 1:03:18
  Speaker 1: He wanted to talk and what happened? He asked me
• 1:03:24
  Speaker 1: to step outside without saying a word, He hauls off, sucker,
• 1:03:30
  Speaker 1: punch me dead in my damn mouth, right, and we
• 1:03:35
  Speaker 1: got to tussling. The girls ran out and broke up
• 1:03:39
  Speaker 1: the fight, and he told the fight you piece of trash.
• 1:03:43
  Speaker 1: You know I liked it at you, not a girl.
• 1:03:48
  Speaker 1: The girl what what is? What is wrong with you?
• 1:03:53
  Speaker 1: Because she had no idea to find girl that note
• 1:03:56
  Speaker 1: that he was crazy about him? Right, but why would
• 1:04:00
  Speaker 1: he go tell his boy? Did he sucker punch? She
• 1:04:03
  Speaker 1: asked about you because ce let me tell you something.
• 1:04:07
  Speaker 1: She asked about you because you the one got the
• 1:04:10
  Speaker 1: house and she acts like she drunks and she could
• 1:04:13
  Speaker 1: spend the night there and wake up and fix breakfast.
• 1:04:16
  Speaker 1: She know your stupid ass was in the back when
• 1:04:19
  Speaker 1: Mighty Joe Young back then, making jungle noises all damned night.
• 1:04:26
  Speaker 1: And now you said if it tell me about all
• 1:04:28
  Speaker 1: I care about now it's getting him back. He has
• 1:04:31
  Speaker 1: messed up any possibilities of getting with the girl. Dog.
• 1:04:36
  Speaker 1: But he told you that the girl was asking about you.
• 1:04:40
  Speaker 1: But since you said that ain't yo tight, he figured
• 1:04:44
  Speaker 1: he's still in the hunt. But now he can't because
• 1:04:47
  Speaker 1: you you hadn't been in the bed with him with
• 1:04:50
  Speaker 1: the clothes on. That's what it looked like. That's why
• 1:04:53
  Speaker 1: you got sucker punch. And now he hadn't messed up
• 1:04:55
  Speaker 1: any possibility of getting with the girl because she think
• 1:04:57
  Speaker 1: he crazy and it was all over and up. So
• 1:05:00
  Speaker 1: should I try talking some sense of to him? Or
• 1:05:02
  Speaker 1: should I beat his ass first and then see what
• 1:05:05
  Speaker 1: happens without friend show? Yeah, because all I care about
• 1:05:11
  Speaker 1: now is getting back at him for punching me. Well,
• 1:05:15
  Speaker 1: he tagged your ass. Nice, you got touched. Now you
• 1:05:19
  Speaker 1: know your friend something wrong with it, Strawberry. Now I
• 1:05:25
  Speaker 1: let this go. Thank you Now. What I don't understand though,
• 1:05:31
  Speaker 1: is how you was in there with Mighty Joe Young
• 1:05:33
  Speaker 1: and the fine chick got your clothes on? He said,
• 1:05:39
  Speaker 1: to define this girl in there ain't your type. What
• 1:05:44
  Speaker 1: he said he had a good time. He said he
• 1:05:46
  Speaker 1: had a great time with another girl with because he
• 1:05:50
  Speaker 1: was getting there wrestling with God's Jeller. What he said?
• 1:05:57
  Speaker 1: If she wasn't to find this girl at the what
• 1:06:00
  Speaker 1: was she did? Third, we gotta go. You back in
• 1:06:05
  Speaker 1: the bed sleeping with eighth place and now you hell.
• 1:06:11
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• 1:06:20
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• 1:06:22
  Speaker 1: what time it is, It's time for junior sports talk
• 1:06:25
  Speaker 1: right after this you're listening show. All right, guys, it
• 1:06:30
  Speaker 1: is time now for junior and sports talk. Junior junior junior.
• 1:06:35
  Speaker 1: What going on? I teen's going on in America's and
• 1:06:38
  Speaker 1: the World Cup and they're playing the Netherlands tomorrow night.
• 1:06:41
  Speaker 1: That's gonna be a good game. Uh. You know, the
• 1:06:43
  Speaker 1: Netherlands won three nests in their last game. Now they're
• 1:06:46
  Speaker 1: gonna face the Americans. Everybody's excited about this game. But
• 1:06:49
  Speaker 1: they said Americans got really a shot at winning the
• 1:06:51
  Speaker 1: World Cup. Really really that good. Yeah. Yeah, it took
• 1:06:55
  Speaker 1: nine some minutes to get one for you. Yeah, it
• 1:06:58
  Speaker 1: did too low. Yeah. You know, baseball, you get a run,
• 1:07:02
  Speaker 1: like in a couple of inns that may be like
• 1:07:03
  Speaker 1: thirty minutes or something like that. Soccer, man, it's just
• 1:07:06
  Speaker 1: all day and they running all day, and you really
• 1:07:08
  Speaker 1: can't follow that ball when they're in the group. I
• 1:07:10
  Speaker 1: don't know who he didn't. I haven't know I did.
• 1:07:12
  Speaker 1: I don't know the strategy they use, and I don't
• 1:07:14
  Speaker 1: know who drawing the plays up for soccer players and
• 1:07:17
  Speaker 1: the game feel like two days June. You feel like
• 1:07:19
  Speaker 1: two days before we actually over with Yeah, you know,
• 1:07:23
  Speaker 1: and then you know, you the gold, you'd be down
• 1:07:25
  Speaker 1: there by yourself a lot. I would seeing that goal
• 1:07:29
  Speaker 1: he was, Yeah, he's just sitting there picking his teeth
• 1:07:31
  Speaker 1: and there he just sitting. Then they took a glove
• 1:07:34
  Speaker 1: off and just started picked. It's just a different game, man.
• 1:07:38
  Speaker 1: I'm really enjoying it. Yeah, And you know why he
• 1:07:46
  Speaker 1: do it that loud? You know why you do it
• 1:07:47
  Speaker 1: that line, because he ain't done it all games. He's
• 1:07:50
  Speaker 1: been waiting on somebody in some games. He don't even
• 1:07:53
  Speaker 1: get to do it, right. I know why they call
• 1:07:56
  Speaker 1: it football. I know why they call it, but it
• 1:07:58
  Speaker 1: really should be called football. I know it yea over
• 1:08:01
  Speaker 1: here it really should be called football. They never touch it.
• 1:08:08
  Speaker 1: They never touch and they fight too, Timmy, do you
• 1:08:11
  Speaker 1: think these soccer players don't fight? They fight too. They
• 1:08:14
  Speaker 1: get face to face and everything. So I'm exciting. They
• 1:08:17
  Speaker 1: have great asswhipping and they great ass like even when
• 1:08:21
  Speaker 1: the fans do you see the fans fight each other too.
• 1:08:24
  Speaker 1: Really fans get into it. They're serious about this. So
• 1:08:28
  Speaker 1: I'm excited to watch that game tomorrow. Time you going
• 1:08:31
  Speaker 1: to see the Texas in Brown's place Sunday. You're excited,
• 1:08:35
  Speaker 1: but but I'm not going as a Texan fan though,
• 1:08:38
  Speaker 1: I'm going as an all of fan. I'm winning the
• 1:08:40
  Speaker 1: earl camera. Jerors, don't don't throw back, don't you don't
• 1:08:43
  Speaker 1: throw back, don't count. I tell you what, Jerors, I
• 1:08:45
  Speaker 1: ain't winning. I ain't weel walker, Jeed. I bet that
• 1:08:53
  Speaker 1: that's one cotton. I bet you that. I bet you
• 1:08:57
  Speaker 1: you know that for show, we would this all. Yeah,
• 1:09:04
  Speaker 1: it's gonna be good game, be an interesting game too.
• 1:09:08
  Speaker 1: Do you think do you think really they'll put the
• 1:09:10
  Speaker 1: Shawn in any game or do you think they're like, yeah,
• 1:09:16
  Speaker 1: money man, you know, you know that's why everybody going.
• 1:09:18
  Speaker 1: I bet you see the stadium food this week. It
• 1:09:20
  Speaker 1: ain't been for all season. Okay, I'm gonna trying to
• 1:09:23
  Speaker 1: get me a massage while I'm now because they will
• 1:09:27
  Speaker 1: be there. All right, Junior, thank you. Coming up at
• 1:09:30
  Speaker 1: the top of the hour, there's a new relationship status.
• 1:09:33
  Speaker 1: It's called the situation ship. We'll get into that right
• 1:09:35
  Speaker 1: after this. You're listening to show, all right, So the
• 1:09:42
  Speaker 1: dating app tender says, the newest relationship status is a
• 1:09:46
  Speaker 1: situation ship. That is the name of it. It's a
• 1:09:49
  Speaker 1: situation ship. Now, The relationship Tender is looking back on
• 1:09:52
  Speaker 1: another successful year for daters, and surprisingly, the truck top
• 1:09:57
  Speaker 1: trend of the year was situation ships. Different people tend
• 1:10:00
  Speaker 1: to have various definitions for this relationship status. Some view
• 1:10:04
  Speaker 1: it as a casual dating setup where you don't date
• 1:10:07
  Speaker 1: other people but you don't claim to be in a
• 1:10:10
  Speaker 1: full on relationship. Others believe it's when two people are
• 1:10:13
  Speaker 1: dating but not having sex with each other. So have
• 1:10:16
  Speaker 1: you guys ever heard of such or you know, have
• 1:10:19
  Speaker 1: you been in this situationship? I know we're all married,
• 1:10:22
  Speaker 1: but Junior, I'm just saying, surely, but you said they're
• 1:10:25
  Speaker 1: dating and not having sex with each other, dating and
• 1:10:27
  Speaker 1: not having sex as a situations situationship? Yeah, thats categorized. Yeah, yeah,
• 1:10:35
  Speaker 1: that's what y'all. It's not a situation you're friends. Uh
• 1:10:38
  Speaker 1: huh yeah. Yeah. When you when you start being physical,
• 1:10:42
  Speaker 1: what is it, then it's still a situationship obviously. No. No, yeah,
• 1:10:51
  Speaker 1: I guess that's another word for kicking it. Yeah, kicking it.
• 1:10:55
  Speaker 1: You don't want the responsibilis of relationship. You just you say, well,
• 1:10:57
  Speaker 1: you know what, we were friends, we have benefits that's
• 1:11:01
  Speaker 1: the same thing. I'm changing something to change the tone this.
• 1:11:05
  Speaker 1: This is so new to me. I can't even somebody
• 1:11:07
  Speaker 1: to roll up with. Yeah, so what we're doing, what
• 1:11:10
  Speaker 1: we're doing with this situation ship. I'm surprised that so
• 1:11:13
  Speaker 1: many women sign on for things like this. I really am.
• 1:11:17
  Speaker 1: I mean, I know times have changed and all of that,
• 1:11:20
  Speaker 1: but um, you know, the younger generation seems to be
• 1:11:23
  Speaker 1: more accepting of their men. Uh, you know, wanting open
• 1:11:28
  Speaker 1: relationships and dealing with other women within your relationship. It's
• 1:11:31
  Speaker 1: just kind of crazy right now, it really is. They
• 1:11:35
  Speaker 1: are sharing their man and they know it. Yeah, my
• 1:11:38
  Speaker 1: man and I might right exactly if you're if you're cheating,
• 1:11:43
  Speaker 1: not let me know. But I know that's a sei
• 1:11:47
  Speaker 1: SEXI shild. That's a sex shild. How does that work, though, Tom?
• 1:11:51
  Speaker 1: How does that work? Like you say something like, hey,
• 1:11:53
  Speaker 1: how you doing very voted with Brandy and nothing happens.
• 1:11:56
  Speaker 1: That's it, nothing happened. You can't tell me that you're right.
• 1:12:03
  Speaker 1: She just needs me to have motivation. Yeah, exactly, Junior,
• 1:12:09
  Speaker 1: that's what's happening nowadays. What what is going on in
• 1:12:14
  Speaker 1: the world that that's okay, that's acceptable? You know, Yeah,
• 1:12:20
  Speaker 1: these women was young, we never met. We always had
• 1:12:25
  Speaker 1: to hide one. We never can have both of y'all.
• 1:12:28
  Speaker 1: We had to hide. It seems like that part of
• 1:12:31
  Speaker 1: it is settling for this behavior again. Yeah, and and
• 1:12:36
  Speaker 1: so I agree with that wholeheartedly. Yeah, it is what
• 1:12:40
  Speaker 1: it is, and so you just settle for it, and
• 1:12:42
  Speaker 1: so you tell yourself that you're cool with it. Is that, Yeah,
• 1:12:45
  Speaker 1: I think I really think that's what it is. And
• 1:12:47
  Speaker 1: it's like we we bought into the to the myth
• 1:12:51
  Speaker 1: I call it a myth still that they're they're no
• 1:12:53
  Speaker 1: good men out there, you know there there's not enough
• 1:12:56
  Speaker 1: men to go around and all that. You know, that's
• 1:12:59
  Speaker 1: part of it too, They don't, you know. So they
• 1:13:01
  Speaker 1: do go in and they do settle and they accept
• 1:13:03
  Speaker 1: whatever you give them. You don't have to accept this
• 1:13:06
  Speaker 1: you don't deserve you want. Yeah, if that's not what
• 1:13:10
  Speaker 1: you want, don't agree to it. If you don't want
• 1:13:12
  Speaker 1: your man sleeping around. But then you know the other
• 1:13:17
  Speaker 1: side of it is, well, I'm honest, I'm honest about it.
• 1:13:21
  Speaker 1: You know. If I want more than one woman, I'm
• 1:13:23
  Speaker 1: honest about it. Yeah. In the words A big leads
• 1:13:27
  Speaker 1: one of the greatest live big Lands, the comedian. Oh,
• 1:13:33
  Speaker 1: one of the best phrases I ever heard, big Lands say,
• 1:13:35
  Speaker 1: on say, can you loan me some six to like
• 1:13:38
  Speaker 1: get on my feet? That's just sound like disease. This
• 1:13:44
  Speaker 1: is crazy. Yeah, you don't have to do this, ladies,
• 1:13:47
  Speaker 1: you don't have to do this. You know, you really
• 1:13:49
  Speaker 1: do settle? Yeah, stands are your stands. You don't have
• 1:13:53
  Speaker 1: to lower them and settle. That's not what you want
• 1:13:57
  Speaker 1: and that's not what you deserve. Right, do that. And
• 1:14:01
  Speaker 1: if you don't have any standards, get some standards, Okay,
• 1:14:05
  Speaker 1: get them? Yeah? What about to get on my feet?
• 1:14:09
  Speaker 1: What about the answer is no, yeah, just real big
• 1:14:16
  Speaker 1: right now? All right, coming up in twenty minutes after
• 1:14:18
  Speaker 1: the hour, we'll have more of the Steve Harvey Morning
• 1:14:21
  Speaker 1: Show right after this. You're listening to show, all right? So,
• 1:14:27
  Speaker 1: do you guys love spicy food? I like spice. I
• 1:14:30
  Speaker 1: don't like hot. I don't like hot hot hot. I
• 1:14:33
  Speaker 1: like yeah, yeah, yeah. A lot of people, According to
• 1:14:36
  Speaker 1: a survey by Frank's Red Hot Sauce, people who like
• 1:14:40
  Speaker 1: things hot see themselves as hot and more attractive than others.
• 1:14:46
  Speaker 1: Is that true? See? I see myself as spicy. I
• 1:14:50
  Speaker 1: don't see myself. I think I'm spicy. I don't know,
• 1:14:54
  Speaker 1: I really I don't think hot, but I think I'm
• 1:14:57
  Speaker 1: very spicy. I don't like my food where I can't
• 1:15:00
  Speaker 1: enjoy it, you know, if it's too hot. Yeah, no,
• 1:15:05
  Speaker 1: it's too spicy. Now I'm married to a man from
• 1:15:07
  Speaker 1: New Orleans, so everything has to be spicy. I mean
• 1:15:11
  Speaker 1: spicy ice cream, I mean everything. You never know when
• 1:15:18
  Speaker 1: New Orleans. Now, I'm like, well that's what I say.
• 1:15:21
  Speaker 1: Everything has to be spicy. Yeah. So does he think
• 1:15:25
  Speaker 1: he's hot? Okay, well he just he does. He just
• 1:15:29
  Speaker 1: proved our point. Then the point of the story. He
• 1:15:31
  Speaker 1: just proved it. The survey also showed that the hot
• 1:15:34
  Speaker 1: people see themselves as adventurous, creative, and confident too. So
• 1:15:38
  Speaker 1: does that describe Tosh absolutely junior? Hot or spicy? Oh no,
• 1:15:46
  Speaker 1: I'm I'm spicy. I'm spicy. You know. I can't do
• 1:15:49
  Speaker 1: like that. Yeah, I like spicy foods, you know. But
• 1:15:52
  Speaker 1: because he gotta have flavor in the spicy. Yes, that's
• 1:15:55
  Speaker 1: the thing. I like that hot with my mother phone. Fine,
• 1:15:57
  Speaker 1: give me some water. I'm not doing that. I'm not
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  Speaker 1: doing But you're supposed to drink milk, they say not
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  Speaker 1: even whatever. All right, thank you, ju, And you're coming
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  Speaker 1: up more of the Steve Harvey Morning Show at thirty
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  Speaker 1: three minutes after. We'll play a round of would you rather?
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  Speaker 1: Right after this, you're listening show time now for a
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  Speaker 1: round of would you rather? Would you rather? A glass
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  Speaker 1: house and a thunderstorm? Oh, Tommy's out or or or
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  Speaker 1: in a tent during a thunderstorm? Which one glass or
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  Speaker 1: or sorry, glasshouse in a thunderstorm or a tent during
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  Speaker 1: a snowstorm. Well, I'm in the glass I'm not outside,
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  Speaker 1: so I'm in the glass house. Yeah, we're gonna pull
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  Speaker 1: the damn shades down though, we're not just going to
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  Speaker 1: be looking out there. But a tent in a snowstorm
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  Speaker 1: nona be outside, period. No, I don't know. Now what
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  Speaker 1: if you don't have any shades, it's just glass, you
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  Speaker 1: know some people don't have. But I'm getting under the
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  Speaker 1: bed till it's through, so y'all can quit all this.
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  Speaker 1: I'm looking at it. I'm not gonna be looking at it.
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  Speaker 1: My mom, Tommy would get in her closet. It was
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  Speaker 1: a huge closet. My mom had a huge closet. She
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  Speaker 1: would put her chair in there, turn off all the
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  Speaker 1: lights and sitting there until the storm was over that
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  Speaker 1: she would not come out seeing My grandmother would turn
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  Speaker 1: the TV off. Oh yeah, the lights, the lights in
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  Speaker 1: the house get turned off. And then and then and
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  Speaker 1: then she get she get the humming and singing, and
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  Speaker 1: we just ride it out. My grandmother would hang up
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  Speaker 1: the phone. Yeah, you gotta get off that phone, get
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  Speaker 1: off conversation midsentence and she would just hang up. And
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  Speaker 1: that's when the Lord does that work work. Yep, yes,
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  Speaker 1: all right. Would would you rather do one hundred jumping
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  Speaker 1: jack's naked or take the pass code off your phone?
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  Speaker 1: Would you rather which one? I'm taking the pass code
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  Speaker 1: off my phone. I can't do all them damn jumping
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  Speaker 1: jacks and just wearing my neighbor out like that. I'm
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  Speaker 1: not gonna I'm not gonna you take can't go through
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  Speaker 1: everything you want. I'm not saying I'm blesseding all that,
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  Speaker 1: but I am. But I'm not gonna be sitting there
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  Speaker 1: doing it, first of all, with a hundred jumping jacks
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  Speaker 1: any damn way. But you're always talking about being naked though,
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  Speaker 1: but now you're working out with it, Junior, what about you?
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  Speaker 1: I'm with time take the pascort off my phone to ourselves.
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  Speaker 1: He don't deserve that. Okay, okay, we're not doing that,
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  Speaker 1: and we're in a hospital after that. We're not going
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  Speaker 1: to do that, all right. Would you rather gobble like
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  Speaker 1: a turkey during sex? Or would you rather onk like
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  Speaker 1: a pig during sex? Oh? Yeah, I don't know. I'm
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  Speaker 1: a pig. I'm onnking it him good with both of those. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: I'm gonna do that right there. I noises. Oh, I
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  Speaker 1: can't do, you know, turkey. I don't even I don't
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  Speaker 1: think I can make the turkey sound. I really don't. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: but I think I I think I'm gonna go. This
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  Speaker 1: is the stupidest question. I think I do the turkey.
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  Speaker 1: Not for you to judge, just answer. I'm the turkey, Okay,
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  Speaker 1: I'm I'm When I get in that room, you're gonna
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  Speaker 1: know I'm in now start. Yeah, I'm doing all right?
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  Speaker 1: Thank you, guys. That's surrounding. Would you rather for today?
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  Speaker 1: Coming up? Our last break of the day, and we'll
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  Speaker 1: close out the show at forty nine minutes after right
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  Speaker 1: after this, you're listening, all right, guys, we are here
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  Speaker 1: our last break of the day. It's been a fun
• 1:19:45
  Speaker 1: show today. Good show. Yes we got fun from laugh laugh,
• 1:19:54
  Speaker 1: thank you craziness got a money maker. Man, We are
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  Speaker 1: to try, Oh I got I really? Do you just
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  Speaker 1: telling if you okay? Okay? You know how the people
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  Speaker 1: back in the day they used to have the jockey
• 1:20:07
  Speaker 1: them jockeys in the yard. What if we get some
• 1:20:10
  Speaker 1: herschel Walker jockeys and sell them? But see you, here's
• 1:20:14
  Speaker 1: the deal. It's got a sense on it. When you
• 1:20:15
  Speaker 1: pull up in the dry and started dancing hurshem Walker
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  Speaker 1: jockey Lance doing a little dead as Moonwalke did in
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  Speaker 1: front of man. We do nothing. The only place we're
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  Speaker 1: gonna be able to sell it is in rule Georgia.
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  Speaker 1: Go vote to vote Georgia. And you know what we're
• 1:20:37
  Speaker 1: talking about voting. I want to say something about this closing.
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  Speaker 1: Listen to me. We can talk about what I perceived
• 1:20:46
  Speaker 1: thoughts are on herschel Walker, and I'm sure we have them,
• 1:20:50
  Speaker 1: and we have every right to feel this way. What
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  Speaker 1: I'm really appalled at it is the audacity of the
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  Speaker 1: Conservative rep Publican party that they would go get somebody
• 1:21:04
  Speaker 1: like a herschel Walker, not even have to groom him,
• 1:21:10
  Speaker 1: but just to prop him up and to get him
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  Speaker 1: to do what he's always done, whatever he was told
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  Speaker 1: to do, and then put him in front of us
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  Speaker 1: as a Georgia voter to try to split the vote
• 1:21:24
  Speaker 1: of African Americans and create confusion. That is the only
• 1:21:29
  Speaker 1: reason you wouldn't got herschel Walker. I am almost certain
• 1:21:34
  Speaker 1: that is a more qualified white candidate that could have
• 1:21:38
  Speaker 1: ran for senator. I am positive of that, just like
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  Speaker 1: I'm just equally positive as you could have found a
• 1:21:45
  Speaker 1: more qualified and adequate African American candidate or Latino candidate, anybody,
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  Speaker 1: white woman, black woman. You could have found anybody more
• 1:21:58
  Speaker 1: qualified or suitable to be called a senator. But the
• 1:22:02
  Speaker 1: audacity of you, the audacity to go get a herschel Walker.
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  Speaker 1: I mean, you would think that the Conservatives would be
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  Speaker 1: ashamed of themselves right now, but they not. They not.
• 1:22:17
  Speaker 1: They applaud each other's cunningness, They applaud the moods, They
• 1:22:22
  Speaker 1: applaud this move with both hands. They got people that
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  Speaker 1: ain't got nothing to do with this election pouring millions
• 1:22:30
  Speaker 1: of dollars behind herschel Walker because they got somebody who
• 1:22:35
  Speaker 1: can do their bidding. And what's crazy is to think
• 1:22:41
  Speaker 1: that you could bring such a man in front of
• 1:22:44
  Speaker 1: us to create dissension and splictive black vote. It didn't
• 1:22:48
  Speaker 1: really work. Though it didn't really work, but because it
• 1:22:51
  Speaker 1: kind of backfire, here's my thought of it. There is
• 1:22:55
  Speaker 1: no way the Republican ticket can nominate Governor Kemp in
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  Speaker 1: the way that they did by almost nine points or
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  Speaker 1: so something like that against our candidate Stacy Abams. But
• 1:23:10
  Speaker 1: the polls be so close to wars a runoff between
• 1:23:15
  Speaker 1: your Republican candidate for Senate versus the Democratic candidate. You
• 1:23:21
  Speaker 1: know what happened. You know what happened that was some whites,
• 1:23:26
  Speaker 1: some non people of color who said this is ridiculous.
• 1:23:32
  Speaker 1: Now I know there are some black people who voted
• 1:23:34
  Speaker 1: for Herschel Walker because we have people amongst ourselves who
• 1:23:38
  Speaker 1: will cut off they nose despite theirself. We have people
• 1:23:42
  Speaker 1: amongst our group who would like nothing more than to
• 1:23:46
  Speaker 1: be considered in the other group. I'm fully aware of that.
• 1:23:51
  Speaker 1: We've always had that. But the tightness of this and
• 1:23:54
  Speaker 1: the concern that you all really have is y'all couldn't
• 1:23:58
  Speaker 1: convince all of you old constituents in the Conservative Republican
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  Speaker 1: Party to vote the same way for Herschel that they
• 1:24:06
  Speaker 1: did for Kemp because even they know. And so in
• 1:24:12
  Speaker 1: this push to run off, I'm appealing to two groups here.
• 1:24:16
  Speaker 1: I'm appealing to African Americans and people of color to
• 1:24:20
  Speaker 1: get out and do the right thing to thwart this
• 1:24:24
  Speaker 1: considerable effort to shame us and to embarrass us as
• 1:24:29
  Speaker 1: a people by propping up a candidate like herschel Walker.
• 1:24:34
  Speaker 1: He can't even form a damn sentence. That's a damn shame.
• 1:24:38
  Speaker 1: I'm not talking about his Southern tone because I'm country
• 1:24:41
  Speaker 1: my damn self. But at least I can formulate a sentence.
• 1:24:44
  Speaker 1: You might not agree with him, but I know how
• 1:24:46
  Speaker 1: to put them in order to where you can at
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  Speaker 1: least understand what I'm saying. This idiot can't even talk right,
• 1:24:54
  Speaker 1: He don't take care of his own children, he pays
• 1:24:57
  Speaker 1: for abortions, and he beats women. How did y'all go
• 1:25:02
  Speaker 1: and get this dude right here? Are you serious? So
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  Speaker 1: now I'm asking for all the people of color to
• 1:25:08
  Speaker 1: do what you did before, but let's get out in
• 1:25:10
  Speaker 1: greater numbers to thwart this effort to put a ridiculous
• 1:25:14
  Speaker 1: example of who we are in the way. He's not
• 1:25:17
  Speaker 1: an example of us, and you're not gonna keep talking
• 1:25:19
  Speaker 1: to us, Lindsey Graham, like you know what we want
• 1:25:22
  Speaker 1: and what is an example for us to follow into conservatism?
• 1:25:26
  Speaker 1: Because if that's your example of conservatism, you can have it.
• 1:25:30
  Speaker 1: You can have it, and you will never win us
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  Speaker 1: with a hershel Walker. You could have done better than that,
• 1:25:34
  Speaker 1: but you didn't. And now I'm asking for all the
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  Speaker 1: non African American voters to just do us one favor.
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  Speaker 1: Send him home, Send him right back to Texas where
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  Speaker 1: he belonged. Don't let him embarrass your state, the state
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  Speaker 1: of Georgia by having someone as simple minded that's as
• 1:25:55
  Speaker 1: herschel Walker represents the state of Georgia. Just do me
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  Speaker 1: that faith, how about that? I'm appealing to both groups.
• 1:26:01
  Speaker 1: Those are my clothing remarks that day. I can't even
• 1:26:03
  Speaker 1: believe we're in a runoff of this, But since we are,
• 1:26:06
  Speaker 1: let's win it by landslash. Let's send herschel Walker back
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