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- 0:00Speaker 1: Today show is pre recorded.
- 0:04Speaker 2: Y'all know what time.
- 0:05Speaker 1: Y'all don't know y'all bad at all at all, so
- 0:12Speaker 1: don't given them.
- 0:15Speaker 3: Back A million bus boozy listening to.
- 0:26Speaker 4: Show, I want to join.
- 0:49Speaker 2: Ye Joy.
- 0:54Speaker 5: Show.
- 0:58Speaker 6: You gotta use.
- 1:05Speaker 7: You turn, you gotta turn.
- 1:41Speaker 8: To turn the mouth, turn the probably, got to turn
- 1:44Speaker 8: the mouth out the word the money.
- 1:49Speaker 5: Look, come.
- 1:58Speaker 2: Come on you, uh I sure within him? Good morning everybody.
- 2:05Speaker 3: You are listening to the voice, Come on dig me now.
- 2:08Speaker 3: One and only Steve Harvey got a radio show man.
- 2:12Speaker 3: Oh man, oh man? How many times I got to
- 2:15Speaker 3: say that before I get tired of it. I think
- 2:20Speaker 3: it's gonna be a minute, folks. I gotta be real
- 2:22Speaker 3: with you, because boy, that's Steve Harvey, got a radio
- 2:25Speaker 3: show man. Clear indication of how God can do some unexpected,
- 2:32Speaker 3: wonderful things for you, how he leads your life in
- 2:36Speaker 3: directions that you never ever saw coming.
- 2:39Speaker 9: You know.
- 2:39Speaker 3: I was talking with somebody the other day and they
- 2:41Speaker 3: were talking about how man, they were young, and they
- 2:44Speaker 3: were doing things, and they never knew that the things
- 2:47Speaker 3: that they were doing as a youngster would come and
- 2:52Speaker 3: help help form who they were today as an adult.
- 2:56Speaker 3: This guy is fifty years old. And you know the
- 2:59Speaker 3: same thing for you. If you look back on your
- 3:01Speaker 3: life and all of the things that you've done, it
- 3:05Speaker 3: helped shape you into who you are now. This is
- 3:09Speaker 3: provided now that you take the positive approach. Now when
- 3:13Speaker 3: I say look back at your life and see what
- 3:15Speaker 3: you've done, that doesn't mean dwell on the misfortunate moments,
- 3:19Speaker 3: because the misfortunate moments were necessary.
- 3:22Speaker 2: I know it.
- 3:23Speaker 3: It's hard to see that when it's happening to you,
- 3:26Speaker 3: but the unfortunate moments are necessary. You know, what really
- 3:31Speaker 3: makes you appreciate summer vacation is winter work. What really
- 3:36Speaker 3: makes you appreciate a walk on the beach is when
- 3:39Speaker 3: it's cold.
- 3:39Speaker 2: Is rain in our side.
- 3:41Speaker 3: What really makes you appreciate when you're up, it's because
- 3:46Speaker 3: you've been down. See if you were up all the time,
- 3:50Speaker 3: just the nature of us as human beings, we would
- 3:53Speaker 3: lose our appreciation for it because it becomes case hurrah,
- 3:57Speaker 3: whatever it is, Well, it is what it is, just
- 4:00Speaker 3: what what you take it for granted, it becomes expected.
- 4:04Speaker 3: But what happens in life s is it has so
- 4:06Speaker 3: many twisting turns, and then you learn how to deal
- 4:10Speaker 3: with those twisting turns, which makes you now a more
- 4:12Speaker 3: experienced person. And then when the sunny days come, man,
- 4:16Speaker 3: you go, wow, it's really nice outside. You really want
- 4:19Speaker 3: to appreciate how warm weather. Just stay in a bunch
- 4:21Speaker 3: of cold weather all the time.
- 4:24Speaker 2: You know what I'm saying.
- 4:24Speaker 3: I'm just this is really simple and now a lot
- 4:27Speaker 3: of analogies, but it helps you along the way. Now
- 4:30Speaker 3: here's what I came to say today to everybody out there.
- 4:35Speaker 3: And this has helped me in my life. I can't
- 4:37Speaker 3: tell you what it's done for me, but a lot
- 4:41Speaker 3: of people are struggling with moving forward with their future,
- 4:46Speaker 3: their future plans, their future goals, their future aspirations, their
- 4:52Speaker 3: future hopes, their future dreams, just simply your future wants.
- 4:58Speaker 3: A lot of people trying to have a hard time
- 5:00Speaker 3: mapping out their future. Even what I'm gonna do, what
- 5:04Speaker 3: I'm gonna be, what I'm gonna make, how I'm.
- 5:07Speaker 2: Or go about it? What do I do next?
- 5:10Speaker 3: I want to share something with you that I had
- 5:12Speaker 3: to come to terms with the quickest way to lose
- 5:16Speaker 3: focus on your future is to keep focusing on your past.
- 5:21Speaker 2: You know, it's like I said at the beginning.
- 5:23Speaker 3: You know when I say it's wonderful to look at
- 5:26Speaker 3: your life and review it, because if you look at it,
- 5:29Speaker 3: it'll tell you it really helped shape inform you today
- 5:34Speaker 3: as the person you are now if you look at
- 5:37Speaker 3: it in a positive sense. But if you dwell in
- 5:40Speaker 3: harp on the negative that's happened to you, then that
- 5:44Speaker 3: keeps you from seeing the good in the incident, every
- 5:47Speaker 3: bad thing that's happened to you, that was a silver
- 5:50Speaker 3: lining behind it. I know people who were on drugs
- 5:54Speaker 3: who finally, man just got sent to prison for stealing
- 5:57Speaker 3: because of their habit. I know, cat that's so dope. Well,
- 6:01Speaker 3: he went to prison. He told me one time, he
- 6:03Speaker 3: says Steve. He said, man, this is the best thing
- 6:06Speaker 3: ever happened to me to save my life. Now, most
- 6:09Speaker 3: people would think, how in the world is going to
- 6:11Speaker 3: prison helpful for you? The brother said, it's saved my life.
- 6:17Speaker 3: First of all, it got me clean. He said, I've
- 6:19Speaker 3: been clean for five years from sitting in here. That's
- 6:23Speaker 3: for starters. I'm clean. I ain't stealing no more. I
- 6:26Speaker 3: ain't putting myself in jeopardy, and I ain't jeopardizing nobody else.
- 6:30Speaker 2: He said. Now, man, I.
- 6:32Speaker 3: Done went to college, I done got a college degree
- 6:34Speaker 3: while I'm in here. Then he was released from prison,
- 6:38Speaker 3: and the brother's life was completely turned around. He married,
- 6:42Speaker 3: he got a family, he got a great job. He
- 6:45Speaker 3: go to work every day. He's a productive citizen.
- 6:49Speaker 2: I mean.
- 6:49Speaker 3: So he looks back on his incarceration, even his drug abuse,
- 6:55Speaker 3: and it taught him how to appreciate the things in
- 6:58Speaker 3: life that he had taken for granted and was missing
- 7:01Speaker 3: because he said, Mamber, my life was just in a blur.
- 7:03Speaker 2: I didn't even know what was going on. He said,
- 7:07Speaker 2: Now I appreciate every day I wake up. That's what
- 7:09Speaker 2: I mean.
- 7:10Speaker 3: Even in your missteps in life, there is a purpose
- 7:14Speaker 3: for the missteps.
- 7:16Speaker 2: Every time you fail, there was a reason for the failure.
- 7:20Speaker 3: See what I had to do was I had to
- 7:22Speaker 3: learn that all of my failures taught me how to
- 7:25Speaker 3: get back up. So I became a very strong and
- 7:28Speaker 3: tough person in getting back up. And then I was
- 7:32Speaker 3: down and out so long that it taught me how
- 7:35Speaker 3: to really appreciate that up. And so I've taken all
- 7:39Speaker 3: of that and used it those experiences that happened to me,
- 7:43Speaker 3: and I became a more experienced person. So next time
- 7:47Speaker 3: when people talk about me, who don't know me. It
- 7:50Speaker 3: don't shake me, cause everybody not gonna like you. Man,
- 7:53Speaker 3: you might as well go and get on this train
- 7:55Speaker 3: right now. And so what I'm saying to you out
- 7:58Speaker 3: there is the quick way to lose focus on your
- 8:01Speaker 3: future is to keep focusing on your past.
- 8:04Speaker 2: Let it go.
- 8:05Speaker 3: Yeah yeah, yeah, he left. Sometimes the breakup is the blessing.
- 8:10Speaker 3: I know it's hard to break up because now you're
- 8:12Speaker 3: loaning you by yourself. But man, but wasn't you in
- 8:15Speaker 3: misery when you was in that? Weren't you in complete
- 8:19Speaker 3: misery in that? Now you kept asking God to fix it.
- 8:23Speaker 3: But it takes two people to fix a relationship. It
- 8:25Speaker 3: don't just take one. It take two to make a
- 8:28Speaker 3: thing go right. It take two to make it out
- 8:32Speaker 3: of sight. You really do have to have two people
- 8:35Speaker 3: wanting a relationship to work. It can't just be one
- 8:38Speaker 3: person wanting a relationship. So you can pray about the
- 8:40Speaker 3: relationship all you want. If the other person don't want
- 8:43Speaker 3: you no more, it ain't gonna act right. You can't
- 8:46Speaker 3: make him do that. Oh you can't make her do that.
- 8:49Speaker 3: But you steady asking God for a new relationship. But
- 8:54Speaker 3: you are yet to be grateful that you are in
- 8:58Speaker 3: a position to have a relationship, and you keep harping
- 9:01Speaker 3: on the past. You don't think you hear that.
- 9:03Speaker 2: I'm just a dude with a show and I hear
- 9:05Speaker 2: it all the time. Let it go go forward. It's over.
- 9:10Speaker 2: You made it, He bought you through it, you conquered,
- 9:14Speaker 2: you survived it.
- 9:16Speaker 3: Why are you dwelling on it and making it the
- 9:19Speaker 3: cross around your neck when clearly he had removed it
- 9:23Speaker 3: for you. Now, all you got to do is come on.
- 9:26Speaker 3: So if you sitting behind them walls, brothers and sisters,
- 9:29Speaker 3: I'm talking directly to you sometimes.
- 9:32Speaker 2: Man, you just got to get it right. All this
- 9:34Speaker 2: repeat of fender business, that's for? Who is that for?
- 9:38Speaker 3: How ignorant can you be to keep giving your life
- 9:41Speaker 3: back to the penal system? Be free, man, walk the streets,
- 9:45Speaker 3: do the right thing. Ask God to help connect you.
- 9:47Speaker 3: He could do anything. You think he can't give you
- 9:50Speaker 3: a job? Are you serious?
- 9:52Speaker 2: Man? Put some faith on it. Let's move forward, y'all.
- 9:54Speaker 2: Let it go. Let's move You're.
- 9:56Speaker 1: Listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show.
- 10:03Speaker 2: Ladies and gentlemen. Right now, we are in celebration of
- 10:07Speaker 2: a new day.
- 10:08Speaker 3: We are in deep gratitude, which effects our attitude, which
- 10:15Speaker 3: is directly correlated.
- 10:17Speaker 2: To the altitude. We are flying high on gratitude.
- 10:21Speaker 3: This is the Steve Harvey Morning Show, Shirley Strawberry color
- 10:25Speaker 3: for Real, Mouth of the South, Junior Government named kill
- 10:28Speaker 3: Space and the legend that is Nephew Tommy Junior. Well,
- 10:33Speaker 3: you done got real interesting with your questions now, Yeah,
- 10:35Speaker 3: so might as well find out what's on your mind today.
- 10:39Speaker 1: Go ahead, this is gonna be perfect for you.
- 10:42Speaker 10: What did you learn? How did you learn how to
- 10:45Speaker 10: trust God? Because I got some things happening. I do
- 10:47Speaker 10: need to know how you know I'm seeing God? How
- 10:50Speaker 10: you know I'm still to me? It's an ongoing process.
- 10:55Speaker 10: He learned more and more and more. I tell you
- 10:58Speaker 10: the thing I'm learning right now now. It's patience. I'm
- 11:02Speaker 10: learning patience. I'm learning that his timing is usually different
- 11:09Speaker 10: from my timing. I've already learned this, but I'm getting
- 11:13Speaker 10: it reproven to me right now that his ways is
- 11:16Speaker 10: different from your ways, and trusting him at all costs
- 11:22Speaker 10: is the best way, even though it has some difficulties.
- 11:25Speaker 10: Because we are human and we like to put our
- 11:27Speaker 10: hands on something so we can be in the decision
- 11:30Speaker 10: making process and say that ain't necessary.
- 11:33Speaker 2: The majority of the time for us to get in
- 11:36Speaker 2: the way and do that.
- 11:37Speaker 3: So I'm still even though I know to trust him,
- 11:42Speaker 3: I'm still learning through the different situations that beset me
- 11:47Speaker 3: how to keep trusted. See, there's one thing to say
- 11:50Speaker 3: you believe, but then you got to hold that belief
- 11:54Speaker 3: when certain circumstances come up. See it's hard to just
- 11:59Speaker 3: blanket water. I believe, I trust, and then something new
- 12:03Speaker 3: come up that you ain't seen before. You have a
- 12:06Speaker 3: tendency to kind of fall back a little bit and
- 12:08Speaker 3: go back into some other ways. So for me, it's
- 12:12Speaker 3: being an ongoing learning process on that complete and utter trust,
- 12:18Speaker 3: that complete and utter faith. So like this morning, I
- 12:22Speaker 3: give you a prime example was this morning I was
- 12:25Speaker 3: indecisive about something, and so I had to look up
- 12:29Speaker 3: a Bible verse that when you ask for something from
- 12:33Speaker 3: God and you get in decisive, you get out of faith.
- 12:36Speaker 2: You like to see, that's being tossed by the wind,
- 12:40Speaker 2: the changing winds.
- 12:41Speaker 3: Anything can come along and blow you off course or
- 12:44Speaker 3: make you get waves in the water and stuff when
- 12:47Speaker 3: you start doubting. And so I had to catch myself
- 12:52Speaker 3: and reinforce my faith and belief. I just think it's
- 12:56Speaker 3: an ongoing process for me. I'm just being honest about
- 12:59Speaker 3: it now. I'm pretty sure there's some full time Dedy
- 13:02Speaker 3: created Christians that's out there going. I never doubt. I
- 13:05Speaker 3: always trust, I lean on them fairly. YadA, YadA, YadA YadA. Yeah,
- 13:09Speaker 3: now you don't because you heal me. And I learned
- 13:13Speaker 3: it a long time ago, but I got to relearned
- 13:15Speaker 3: it all the time.
- 13:17Speaker 1: Hew Man, you know something.
- 13:23Speaker 4: Amen, Amen, come on past the preach and we'll.
- 13:29Speaker 2: Be back with more to Steve Hart Moore to show
- 13:31Speaker 2: right after that.
- 13:33Speaker 8: Hey at your girl, Shirley Strawberry from the Steve Harvey
- 13:35Speaker 8: Morning Show. Wishing you and yours happy holidays. That means
- 13:39Speaker 8: Merry Christmas and a very happy and prosperous and healthy
- 13:43Speaker 8: New Year.
- 13:44Speaker 1: You're listening Steve Harvey Morning Show.
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- 14:31Speaker 9: Hello, Hello, I'm trying to reach Darnell, Darnelle, see for this, Darna.
- 14:36Speaker 9: How you doing this? Is Scotton with Big, Bigger and better,
- 14:40Speaker 9: where we make you large and in charge. How you
- 14:42Speaker 9: doing today?
- 14:43Speaker 5: Scott?
- 14:43Speaker 9: Who I mean a Scott? I'm with Bigger and Better,
- 14:47Speaker 9: where we make you large and in charge.
- 14:49Speaker 5: I'm good, Scott.
- 14:51Speaker 9: We were actually given a phone call by your wife,
- 14:55Speaker 9: your wife? Is that correct?
- 14:58Speaker 2: Yeah?
- 14:58Speaker 9: Okay, well you know your wife's your wife's birthday is
- 15:02Speaker 9: coming up pretty soon, is that right? Yeah, it's a
- 15:05Speaker 9: couple of weeks.
- 15:05Speaker 5: Yeah, it's coming up.
- 15:06Speaker 9: Okay. Have you have you decided on getting or anything?
- 15:09Speaker 2: Or no?
- 15:10Speaker 5: No, A lot a couple of days in mind.
- 15:13Speaker 9: Well, actually, uh, we got a call from uh from
- 15:17Speaker 9: I think we've got something that's gonna that's gonna really
- 15:22Speaker 9: help you guys, and and something I think that she
- 15:25Speaker 9: wanted to recommend that something that you probably wouldn't wouldn't
- 15:28Speaker 9: think about getting.
- 15:29Speaker 5: Oh i'm all is okay and wrecking my brain.
- 15:32Speaker 9: So i'm all is actually gave us a call. She's
- 15:36Speaker 9: actually had an idea, you know what she would really
- 15:38Speaker 9: really like for her birthday present. So what's the name
- 15:41Speaker 9: of your come thing Bigger and Better? Like I said,
- 15:45Speaker 9: I follow she calls you.
- 15:47Speaker 5: I'm sorry, she called you to get me idea on
- 15:50Speaker 5: what I should get her for her birthday.
- 15:52Speaker 9: Uh, yeah, well this is this is something that's a
- 15:55Speaker 9: little a little different than something that you probably would
- 15:58Speaker 9: never in a million years think of. But here at
- 16:00Speaker 9: Bigger and Better, where we make you large and in charge,
- 16:03Speaker 9: we actually do some things that we definitely know you
- 16:07Speaker 9: wouldn't have thought of. So I definitely understand her giving
- 16:10Speaker 9: a call.
- 16:11Speaker 5: What's the thing? What's the name against Sam Scott?
- 16:13Speaker 9: Scott Scott.
- 16:15Speaker 5: You're to the point what.
- 16:16Speaker 9: You're actually let us know that there are some things
- 16:20Speaker 9: that are really really lacking between you guys, and she
- 16:25Speaker 9: would very much like for her birthday. Well, you can
- 16:27Speaker 9: be a lot more well endowed. So you know that's
- 16:31Speaker 9: what we do here at Bigger and Better. We actually, hello,
- 16:35Speaker 9: what I could be well?
- 16:36Speaker 7: What more?
- 16:37Speaker 9: Well in doubt, sir? So I think really what's going
- 16:39Speaker 9: on is Beyonca is really not satisfied right now?
- 16:42Speaker 5: Call you to tell you that I'm not what do
- 16:46Speaker 5: you mean willing doubt my junk?
- 16:48Speaker 9: So you're you're you're you're you're you're inadequate. You know
- 16:50Speaker 9: what I mean? You're you're Uh. I guess maybe may
- 16:54Speaker 9: be very impotent. I'm not sure, but you gidding me?
- 16:57Speaker 5: What's what's the name of this company?
- 17:00Speaker 9: Bigger and Better where we make you larger in charge?
- 17:03Speaker 9: And right now you know you're not You're not larger
- 17:06Speaker 9: in charge, and we want to get you to that
- 17:08Speaker 9: we're able to come in for a consultation.
- 17:10Speaker 5: The consultation I'm gonna call her right now because right now, okay,
- 17:14Speaker 5: I'm gonna.
- 17:14Speaker 9: Call her well, and we're we're trying to do because
- 17:17Speaker 9: we're Do you not do you not think you need
- 17:20Speaker 9: to come in?
- 17:21Speaker 5: I don't even think I even need to be talking
- 17:23Speaker 5: to you about.
- 17:24Speaker 9: Whatever is going on in my bed room.
- 17:26Speaker 5: I'm keen, so I'm not even I'm not even I
- 17:29Speaker 5: don't even know what's going on.
- 17:30Speaker 9: Whatever can I say this?
- 17:32Speaker 5: Whatever service is the first for me.
- 17:33Speaker 9: There's gonna increase me in the bedrooms is the first
- 17:36Speaker 9: sign of denial.
- 17:37Speaker 5: Right, I don't have no I don't have no problems
- 17:40Speaker 5: in the bedroom. Okay, well you know I don't even
- 17:43Speaker 5: why am I even still on the phone with you?
- 17:44Speaker 9: But sir, I mean you and I.
- 17:47Speaker 5: You only have to worry about hearing for MERV. She
- 17:48Speaker 5: got something to kind of account with you. Then you
- 17:51Speaker 5: ain't go ahead and call that out.
- 17:53Speaker 9: Now, let me say this. You have a you have
- 17:55Speaker 9: a very big ego, sir. But what I want to
- 17:58Speaker 9: do is is you know, but you're not You're not
- 18:00Speaker 9: as big as your ego. I want to get you
- 18:02Speaker 9: to that point.
- 18:02Speaker 5: This is some crazy I've heard some crazy things people
- 18:05Speaker 5: say online. But you're gonna call me talk about my
- 18:08Speaker 5: wife called you saying that I'm in adequate in the bedroom.
- 18:11Speaker 9: Sir, you know what? And and once again you're trying
- 18:15Speaker 9: to I know you're you're just doing.
- 18:17Speaker 5: Your jobs, got but I'm gonna have to call her
- 18:19Speaker 5: right now. Okay, don't worry.
- 18:21Speaker 9: You're in denial.
- 18:25Speaker 5: I'm in denial.
- 18:26Speaker 9: You Hello, sir, I really want to help you as
- 18:30Speaker 9: much as I can.
- 18:31Speaker 5: Listen, man, I'm trying to get my wife's on the
- 18:34Speaker 5: phone right now. Okay, I know you you've got a
- 18:37Speaker 5: job to do, but what I need you to do
- 18:39Speaker 5: right now is stop calling me. All right.
- 18:41Speaker 9: I'm trying.
- 18:41Speaker 5: I'm trying to be nice to you because I'm sure
- 18:44Speaker 5: whatever it is she calls you and you're just doing
- 18:46Speaker 5: your job.
- 18:46Speaker 9: All right. I'm trying to get you in here to
- 18:49Speaker 9: get a consultation so we can get you further along
- 18:51Speaker 9: the way.
- 18:52Speaker 5: You are consultation a consultation. I don't need no consultation.
- 18:57Speaker 5: I don't need no sisters from your start, Sir, You're
- 18:59Speaker 5: so call me no more. Man.
- 19:01Speaker 9: Hey, you're small and I want to make you bigger.
- 19:03Speaker 7: You want to make me bigger?
- 19:05Speaker 5: What's what? What is this anyway?
- 19:07Speaker 7: Bigger? Huh?
- 19:08Speaker 9: What kind of job is that?
- 19:09Speaker 7: How do you even get a job like that?
- 19:11Speaker 5: You apply for this job? You're idiot when you're a
- 19:14Speaker 5: high school dropout trying to make me Stop calling me.
- 19:18Speaker 9: Man, mister Darnell, I'm still trying to help you get
- 19:21Speaker 9: through this situation. Okay, are you willing to come in
- 19:24Speaker 9: for a consultation. At least we're coming in for a councultation.
- 19:27Speaker 9: We can get you where you are.
- 19:29Speaker 5: Are you listening to me? The only consultation we're gonna
- 19:31Speaker 5: have is my fist in your face that you call
- 19:33Speaker 5: me again. Tell you what I will come in for
- 19:35Speaker 5: a consultation. Give me give me your address and everything
- 19:38Speaker 5: like that. All your information, and I will come down
- 19:40Speaker 5: for a consultation. You're gonna be there.
- 19:42Speaker 9: I'm here, I'm here, I'm here the first eight hours
- 19:45Speaker 9: of the day.
- 19:46Speaker 2: Sir.
- 19:46Speaker 9: What I want to do is get you lined up
- 19:48Speaker 9: with get your when, let me call my wife. You.
- 19:50Speaker 5: I don't need no procedures, give me your info, and
- 19:53Speaker 5: you got to work by hand for us. No more, okay,
- 19:55Speaker 5: but right now to get up call me. I don't
- 19:58Speaker 5: want to hang up on you. And understand trying to
- 20:00Speaker 5: do your job down there.
- 20:01Speaker 9: You're small. You're small, and I'm trying to make you bigger.
- 20:05Speaker 9: Thank you, sir. You know what I'm trying to know.
- 20:09Speaker 9: That's a little small guy. I'm trying to help you
- 20:11Speaker 9: with your problem. Now. If you're not going to be
- 20:13Speaker 9: appreciative of it, then I don't even understand why your
- 20:15Speaker 9: wife knows you're handling your address.
- 20:17Speaker 5: Why would that we can have this conversation face to face?
- 20:20Speaker 9: Why would your wife call here?
- 20:22Speaker 5: It doesn't matter. If I can get on the line,
- 20:24Speaker 5: I can figure out why she calls.
- 20:25Speaker 9: You because you're inadequate. Many sir, sir, here's the problem.
- 20:31Speaker 9: You're tiny, and you don't want to admit it.
- 20:33Speaker 5: I let me get you know me, man, you never
- 20:35Speaker 5: seen me. You don't know anything about me. Allan, I
- 20:38Speaker 5: can't even believe my wife's even called you.
- 20:40Speaker 9: But just this is just how you do business.
- 20:42Speaker 5: You don't call me and call me. I'm tiny, sir.
- 20:45Speaker 9: So I'm explaining something to you. I'm not owning the president,
- 20:47Speaker 9: but I'm also a client, sir. I don't give up
- 20:50Speaker 9: what you are okay, okay? And there are some other
- 20:53Speaker 9: things that let us know as well.
- 20:55Speaker 5: What the would that mean?
- 20:56Speaker 9: She also wanted me to tell you that this is
- 20:58Speaker 9: nephew Tommy from you Harvey Morning Show. Your wife just
- 21:02Speaker 9: playing phone called you back man.
- 21:07Speaker 5: Funny man. I'm all here over here looking at in
- 21:12Speaker 5: the mirror. Yeah, it's kind of great. I thought it
- 21:15Speaker 5: was good, but I got a little nervously.
- 21:17Speaker 9: I was like, man, what's the baddest radio show in
- 21:21Speaker 9: the lane?
- 21:22Speaker 5: Come on, now, you know it's a Steve you Harvey
- 21:24Speaker 5: radio show.
- 21:25Speaker 8: Man, give me some kings, King of Pranks coming up
- 21:30Speaker 8: next to his ass to SELO Chief Love Officer Steve
- 21:33Speaker 8: Harvey in the building.
- 21:35Speaker 1: Right after this, you're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show.
- 21:43Speaker 8: Around the holidays, it's hard to find the right gifts,
- 21:46Speaker 8: but you know it's even harder getting the right gift.
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- 22:15Speaker 8: the CLO Chief Love Officer Steve Harvey. All right, Alana
- 22:20Speaker 8: in DC says, I went to a woman's empowerment brunch
- 22:24Speaker 8: and I introduced myself to the group. One of the
- 22:27Speaker 8: ladies at the table said, that's her to the lady
- 22:30Speaker 8: beside her, I had a messy affair years ago, and
- 22:34Speaker 8: my social circle won't let it go.
- 22:36Speaker 1: I've moved on and I'm married. Now.
- 22:38Speaker 8: Should I keep defending myself or stop going out to events.
- 22:44Speaker 2: No, no, you keep living your life.
- 22:46Speaker 1: Yes, she's got to live her life.
- 22:48Speaker 3: All the women in that group is a fast her. Hello,
- 22:55Speaker 3: keep living your life. You ain't got to explain yourself
- 22:58Speaker 3: to nobody. We all make mistakes. Long as God forgives you,
- 23:04Speaker 3: it is your opportunity to get up and move on.
- 23:06Speaker 3: People not gonna forgive you. People not gonna forget. God
- 23:10Speaker 3: washes the slate, washes the slate clean. I'm gonna go
- 23:15Speaker 3: with the God part of mine. Now, run up on
- 23:18Speaker 3: me and you remind me of something that I did.
- 23:20Speaker 3: Then I'm gonna remind you of who you're talking to,
- 23:24Speaker 3: and then we'll go from there. I bet the next
- 23:26Speaker 3: time you see me you won't go that's him.
- 23:31Speaker 9: That's just me.
- 23:33Speaker 3: But really, for the most part, in all honesty, man,
- 23:36Speaker 3: I don't address nothing out there about me.
- 23:38Speaker 2: I just keep on living my best life.
- 23:41Speaker 1: Yeap, and you do it is life.
- 23:43Speaker 3: I'm not stuttying nobody, haters, trolls, none of that. Do
- 23:48Speaker 3: your thing, Do your thing, all right.
- 23:52Speaker 8: Moving on to Mika and Columbia, Mika says, my husband
- 23:56Speaker 8: and I have a blended family of five children. His
- 23:58Speaker 8: five year old got her to unsels out and it
- 24:00Speaker 8: was our weekend to keep her. His ex wife came
- 24:03Speaker 8: to see her and ended up getting into bed with
- 24:06Speaker 8: her to watch a movie. I didn't want to upset
- 24:08Speaker 8: the kid, but I raised hell with my husband.
- 24:11Speaker 1: What does he Why does he think that was?
- 24:13Speaker 4: Okay?
- 24:14Speaker 2: Who begs?
- 24:15Speaker 1: She got in I don't know, man, the baby's bed,
- 24:19Speaker 1: the baby's bed.
- 24:21Speaker 2: Her house.
- 24:23Speaker 1: Yeah it was, uh yes, because it was their weekend.
- 24:29Speaker 2: Keep y'all, Thank y'all.
- 24:32Speaker 3: The Smith family were not fitting the co parent that close.
- 24:41Speaker 3: Now I'm all for co parenting. I think it's great
- 24:43Speaker 3: for the child, but come on, now, I think what
- 24:47Speaker 3: has to happen is I think that the the mother should,
- 24:53Speaker 3: you know, be respectful of the current wife's house.
- 24:58Speaker 2: That is, and it's a learned with her.
- 25:01Speaker 3: Now it's her baby, that's for the show, and that
- 25:05Speaker 3: don't nothing supersede that that's her baby. She made that one. Yeah, yeah,
- 25:14Speaker 3: you know, but but yeah, that's your house, right, and
- 25:20Speaker 3: so everybody has to respect each other.
- 25:23Speaker 1: In this case, there's certain boundaries.
- 25:26Speaker 3: So you gotta understand the baby hurting mind, Oh that's
- 25:29Speaker 3: my baby. But were you going to get into bed though?
- 25:33Speaker 3: Now that's where we try to learn.
- 25:38Speaker 1: Yeah, that's what I think they should have. Yeah, let
- 25:41Speaker 1: her be with her baby.
- 25:42Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, you're gonna take the baby this weekend house
- 25:53Speaker 3: in beds that I'm not gonna be able to sleep
- 25:57Speaker 3: good at all. I'm not I'm not gonna stay until
- 25:59Speaker 3: the bed. Just twiddling my thumb.
- 26:03Speaker 2: But she wants to know.
- 26:04Speaker 1: Why does he think it was okay for for his
- 26:06Speaker 1: ex to do that?
- 26:08Speaker 3: He don't know what to do. It's the first for him. Well,
- 26:13Speaker 3: he understands that it's her baby and she loves the baby.
- 26:16Speaker 3: We got on that he might not really think it's okay,
- 26:19Speaker 3: But what was he gonna say? No, don't comfort her.
- 26:23Speaker 2: She five been spending more time than with that baby
- 26:30Speaker 2: that you have from birth.
- 26:33Speaker 11: Yeah, all right, stayed at the hospital. They should have
- 26:37Speaker 11: just stayed at the hospital.
- 26:45Speaker 3: Y'all should have just picked up from tonsil appointment, got
- 26:49Speaker 3: took her to her mama house because you ain't gonna
- 26:51Speaker 3: lay up in here.
- 26:53Speaker 2: All right.
- 26:54Speaker 8: Moving on to CC and High Point c C Wrights.
- 26:57Speaker 8: My boyfriend stayed overnight at his baby mama house, so
- 27:00Speaker 8: I threw a dozen eggs at his car. He apologized,
- 27:04Speaker 8: and we called the girl on the three way so
- 27:06Speaker 8: she could so he could tell her that he is
- 27:08Speaker 8: in love with me, not her. I feel bad about
- 27:11Speaker 8: what I did to his car, and I plan to
- 27:13Speaker 8: get it detailed for him. What else can I do
- 27:16Speaker 8: to keep him?
- 27:17Speaker 3: We've done well well. Them eggs in the car is
- 27:21Speaker 3: just a prelum. What's really gonna happen to your car?
- 27:24Speaker 3: Via callar for Real?
- 27:27Speaker 2: See, we have a we have a car criminal on
- 27:32Speaker 2: our shirt.
- 27:32Speaker 1: Allegedly, what you're not gonna do?
- 27:36Speaker 3: I'm talking about car sliding, sugar in the gas tank,
- 27:40Speaker 3: with the busting, seat splitting, you know, staying, wheel locking.
- 27:46Speaker 7: You know all that.
- 27:48Speaker 2: You know I've cheating these problems.
- 27:52Speaker 3: Allegedly Caller for Real has slid up on the car
- 27:55Speaker 3: and removed the all filter.
- 27:58Speaker 2: You know how low down that is just all filter.
- 28:03Speaker 1: Just watch you.
- 28:05Speaker 3: You ain't even got to You ain't even need a tool.
- 28:07Speaker 3: You just slide up under that and reach that all
- 28:10Speaker 3: filter and turn it off and walk off.
- 28:13Speaker 2: Lord, have mercy.
- 28:16Speaker 3: This is just a pre limb as to what's going
- 28:20Speaker 3: to happen to you to this man now who wrote
- 28:24Speaker 3: the letter to lady Yes lady, yeah, see you trip it.
- 28:32Speaker 3: And so I don't know what to tell you. But
- 28:34Speaker 3: if I was the man I get out.
- 28:38Speaker 2: Yeah and improve stuff to you and all that. I'm
- 28:42Speaker 2: not doing none of that.
- 28:44Speaker 3: Oh okay, No, I'm not getting nobody on the three
- 28:48Speaker 3: ways because I don't know how that's gonna go. Fellas,
- 28:50Speaker 3: don't never put yourself in a situations where you ain't
- 28:53Speaker 3: in control of soul. You can't have two women on
- 28:56Speaker 3: the funnel talking about.
- 29:00Speaker 1: All right, let's move on to Lakeisha in Indianapolis.
- 29:03Speaker 2: Your phone in the tub last one.
- 29:06Speaker 8: For the past two years, For the past two years,
- 29:09Speaker 8: I've been dealing with the man that is a boy year.
- 29:12Speaker 8: He loves attending swingers parties just to watch others have sex.
- 29:16Speaker 8: Our sex life is normal, one on one sex now,
- 29:19Speaker 8: But is this a sign that he is going to
- 29:22Speaker 8: want us to swing?
- 29:24Speaker 11: Hell?
- 29:24Speaker 3: Yeah, you're down there watching faul. Do you know what's
- 29:28Speaker 3: coming y'all? Going down there now?
- 29:31Speaker 2: And he told you that's all he want to do. Well,
- 29:35Speaker 2: what is you down there learning for.
- 29:40Speaker 1: Class?
- 29:44Speaker 3: Somebody gonna be down now. I'm telling you somebody gonna
- 29:50Speaker 3: be down there at the swinger club that you don't
- 29:53Speaker 3: want to swing with.
- 29:56Speaker 1: All right, thank you, cilo.
- 29:58Speaker 2: Yeah, this is Steve Harvey Martin show Man I confessed,
- 30:03Speaker 2: I don't like watching my grand keys.
- 30:05Speaker 1: You have beautiful grandchildren.
- 30:07Speaker 2: This the beautiful.
- 30:08Speaker 3: They correct me, up, I don't like watching them. Watch
- 30:12Speaker 3: stop put that down where you're going want get down
- 30:15Speaker 3: off of that. No, I don't know how to find
- 30:17Speaker 3: pepper peas. Papa don't like to understand. Papa like watching
- 30:21Speaker 3: Sports Center seeing it and Nick Flick And that's what
- 30:24Speaker 3: I'm gonna watch, Papa.
- 30:25Speaker 2: I want a drink of that. You can't drink mccapa show,
- 30:30Speaker 2: coming up right up to you.
- 30:35Speaker 1: All right, here we go.
- 30:36Speaker 8: Over half of Americans find themselves physically attractive, over half,
- 30:40Speaker 8: all right, but only thirty eight percent care if others agree.
- 30:44Speaker 1: This is according to want me to let that marinate
- 30:47Speaker 1: for a minute.
- 30:49Speaker 8: According to the latest data from you GUVs Omnibus research,
- 30:54Speaker 8: most Americans find themselves attractive.
- 30:57Speaker 1: They say they think they're they look good. You know,
- 30:59Speaker 1: they're fairly attractive.
- 31:00Speaker 8: But they say, and they say, they're not overly concerned
- 31:03Speaker 8: with the opinions of others about their looks.
- 31:05Speaker 1: Okay, take that.
- 31:08Speaker 3: Clearly, this story is about thommas. I don't really see
- 31:12Speaker 3: were here to go in there first? Because we've discussed the.
- 31:15Speaker 2: Attractiveness before several times.
- 31:18Speaker 3: Tommy is one of the over fifty percent people who
- 31:21Speaker 3: find himself attracted.
- 31:23Speaker 2: It's no, Steve, I'm fine.
- 31:26Speaker 1: That's the same thing attractive.
- 31:28Speaker 12: Being more fine is more Carl with his mind. Yeah,
- 31:38Speaker 12: someone's attractive. But if you say they're.
- 31:40Speaker 11: Fine, why you don't want me to be fine?
- 31:44Speaker 1: Because you not?
- 31:45Speaker 9: Won't you?
- 31:48Speaker 2: I don't see how you qualified.
- 31:51Speaker 1: Let's run down the list.
- 31:54Speaker 2: First of all, to be fine? May everybody see you
- 31:58Speaker 2: got to say.
- 31:58Speaker 11: That that's what ye listen, no, no, no, no, let
- 32:02Speaker 11: me tell you it's shammo its chestnut and then me
- 32:08Speaker 11: I'm right there.
- 32:09Speaker 3: Wait, hold right, so hold up and boo too. No
- 32:14Speaker 3: hold up, ladies, So let me give you a short
- 32:16Speaker 3: list of who he in front of Denzel Wash.
- 32:22Speaker 2: Just hell you.
- 32:24Speaker 11: Bron hold on Dinzel here because he got skilled. That's
- 32:32Speaker 11: because he got skills and he and he walked. The
- 32:34Speaker 11: women like how he walked.
- 32:35Speaker 1: That really has swag.
- 32:37Speaker 3: Understand when the last time some woman said that you
- 32:42Speaker 3: shown't like the way you talk?
- 32:44Speaker 9: Walk?
- 32:45Speaker 2: Anybody ever said they like the where you are? Certainly
- 32:47Speaker 2: do I not walk?
- 32:50Speaker 1: How hard she get off the floor?
- 32:55Speaker 7: How hard she?
- 32:57Speaker 2: I mean style?
- 33:00Speaker 7: Natural?
- 33:01Speaker 1: You can walk?
- 33:02Speaker 7: Come on.
- 33:03Speaker 1: Washington Walk President Obama can.
- 33:08Speaker 2: Walk, I'm gonna I'm gonna get hurry.
- 33:11Speaker 1: Can walk?
- 33:12Speaker 7: You know.
- 33:16Speaker 8: Ye?
- 33:16Speaker 1: Let me see walk stop? Yeah you heard Steve has a.
- 33:23Speaker 2: Steve he got a wallet in his pocket. Then he cold.
- 33:27Speaker 2: First of all, I don't care wallet. That's how much
- 33:30Speaker 2: money I got? You you open up? Now, that's why?
- 33:38Speaker 2: Not much money I got? Why I know your money?
- 33:42Speaker 2: But you got a water? Why would I have a wallet?
- 33:44Speaker 2: I can't fit it. Come on, you got a while.
- 33:52Speaker 1: He got too much money for a while, but your.
- 33:57Speaker 2: I don't need a wallet.
- 33:59Speaker 8: Tell me meat, but don't add a wallet. Don't put
- 34:04Speaker 8: a wallet to me because that will just add to it.
- 34:06Speaker 1: You don't want you don't.
- 34:07Speaker 2: I got some money in my wallet. You don't need that.
- 34:09Speaker 2: I got money in my wallet. What he got in
- 34:11Speaker 2: here walking? You don't have a wallet.
- 34:13Speaker 11: Food.
- 34:14Speaker 1: You understand what I'm saying.
- 34:15Speaker 8: If he puts, if Tommy puts a wallet in his
- 34:17Speaker 8: back pocket, is just gonna add to it.
- 34:20Speaker 2: You're gonna add to what my walk.
- 34:23Speaker 3: Shut. Comes ahead, you put a wallet in your back pocket,
- 34:28Speaker 3: It's like having a pole on the bike.
- 34:30Speaker 2: Don't do it. No, Tommy, you don't have a great walk.
- 34:36Speaker 2: My walk is bad. I say, you just don't have
- 34:40Speaker 2: a great walk. You gotta hide. You want to have
- 34:42Speaker 2: a great walk with you?
- 34:44Speaker 3: Shut up, Jr. You shut up, JR. Walk raggedy, you
- 34:49Speaker 3: ain't walk. Okay, Okay, Tommy, listen to me. Kim Kard dashing.
- 34:54Speaker 3: Oh look see right there does.
- 34:59Speaker 2: Okay?
- 35:00Speaker 3: Okay, ladies, Yeah, ladies, you heard his reaction to Kim
- 35:05Speaker 3: okay call it Shirley and Monica Nephew, Thommy, see now
- 35:13Speaker 3: you did it wrong though, you just all right. I'm
- 35:15Speaker 3: gonna try to set it up right. Hold on, hold on, Tommy, Tommy,
- 35:19Speaker 3: listen to this. Kim called dash all right, ladies, Monica
- 35:26Speaker 3: Chairley and Calin Nephew, Tommy.
- 35:29Speaker 2: Turtle Strawberry. You better, you better chill Crookeds you can
- 35:35Speaker 2: cricket me, sir, say another name, Monica. You hold on,
- 35:40Speaker 2: Hold on, hold on, ladies, But ladies, quiet More's chestnut?
- 35:47Speaker 3: Whoa ladies, Yes, Lord, yes, let's go white ladies. Brad Pitt, Yes, yes, yes, ladies.
- 36:02Speaker 3: President Barack Obama, Yes, yes, I know that.
- 36:10Speaker 2: Throw you a see, Tommy, when you find everybody has
- 36:18Speaker 2: a reaction to it.
- 36:19Speaker 3: Yeah, when you walk in the room, it's just Tommy,
- 36:23Speaker 3: Tommy Hallie, Beg God, Jennifer low Pez, Janet Jackson.
- 36:31Speaker 2: You better ask somebody. Yes, I got it. I got
- 36:36Speaker 2: Tommy card b. See, I can go around on the
- 36:41Speaker 2: see see, I know where you at. Yeah, all the.
- 36:44Speaker 1: Names his name, I say, come on, I say one
- 36:48Speaker 1: for you. It's just Elbow girl. I thought you're gonna
- 36:52Speaker 1: say Morgan.
- 36:53Speaker 2: Yes, I got one for y'all. Call, I got one
- 36:58Speaker 2: for y'all. I got I got one of y'all. Thomas Mile.
- 37:03Speaker 2: You know, yeah, young kids, my behind. I'm telling y'all,
- 37:05Speaker 2: I'm I'm draw read yeah, name on your draw and
- 37:14Speaker 2: hey everybody, we'll be back with the Morning Show and
- 37:17Speaker 2: Tomas Little.
- 37:19Speaker 1: You're listening, Steve Harvey Morning Show.
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- 37:55Speaker 8: Ai and Amazon time now for a round of wood.
- 37:59Speaker 8: You would you rather burst out laughing in church or
- 38:03Speaker 8: just bust out laughing during sex?
- 38:05Speaker 1: Which one?
- 38:07Speaker 9: Oh?
- 38:07Speaker 2: I didn't done both of them?
- 38:09Speaker 9: Really?
- 38:09Speaker 1: What was funny during sex?
- 38:12Speaker 13: What?
- 38:12Speaker 9: Me?
- 38:13Speaker 2: I'm always funny. I was killing it, you know what
- 38:15Speaker 2: I mean.
- 38:16Speaker 3: But I'm sorry that didn't sound I'm always it didn't
- 38:19Speaker 3: come out, didn't sound right. I'm always funny when I'm
- 38:22Speaker 3: having sex. I'm gonna let you have that one. I'd
- 38:26Speaker 3: rather bust out laughing in church. I've actually done it before,
- 38:29Speaker 3: and the only one laughing.
- 38:33Speaker 1: What happened?
- 38:34Speaker 3: The only one where the guests passed and he was
- 38:36Speaker 3: talking and you know, had this cadence that I thought
- 38:39Speaker 3: was funny.
- 38:39Speaker 2: And didn't a lot.
- 38:42Speaker 3: You said, God a time he sucked that win in boy,
- 38:47Speaker 3: I thought, whoa, I was in concert hollering laughing or
- 38:53Speaker 3: he said something real quiet and the church got quiet
- 38:56Speaker 3: and they turned around.
- 38:57Speaker 2: I was laughing hard a mess.
- 39:02Speaker 1: Uh, how embarrassing, Junior. I'm going from you. Yeah, I'm
- 39:08Speaker 1: going to church because if I'm getting something, I'm not laughing.
- 39:11Speaker 1: This is a serious moment for me.
- 39:14Speaker 3: Yeah, I've almost busted out crying before, but I ain't
- 39:19Speaker 3: almost all right?
- 39:22Speaker 8: Would you rather? Would you rather compete in a twerking
- 39:25Speaker 8: contest or a pie eating contest?
- 39:30Speaker 1: Those are your choices.
- 39:31Speaker 2: I'm gonna do that pie. I'm gonna go pie.
- 39:35Speaker 1: It seems like you ought to be able to talk, though, Tommy,
- 39:37Speaker 1: I don't.
- 39:37Speaker 11: I don't see myself tworking. I don't know you got
- 39:40Speaker 11: the hide out on the show. That's not what I meant,
- 39:45Speaker 11: exactly what you mean?
- 39:48Speaker 3: What I surely said, surely said, Tommy, seems like you
- 39:51Speaker 3: ought to be in the dance.
- 39:55Speaker 2: That ain't what you said. I don't know what you mean.
- 39:59Speaker 1: Dancing?
- 40:00Speaker 2: Yeah, what about you? I ain't never worked in my life,
- 40:06Speaker 2: but I'm sure something.
- 40:07Speaker 1: You would be funny because you can dance too.
- 40:11Speaker 3: Could we could we change it from a pieting contest
- 40:14Speaker 3: to a cobble eating contest, because then.
- 40:15Speaker 2: Don't want in there either one.
- 40:20Speaker 3: I'm more of a cobbler guy. But I did have
- 40:23Speaker 3: the best cherry pie I've had in thirty years, where
- 40:31Speaker 3: at a breath called butcher and steel.
- 40:35Speaker 13: Where okay, yeah, okay, that's hard to find a good
- 40:39Speaker 13: cherry pie too.
- 40:40Speaker 2: Oh it's difficult.
- 40:41Speaker 8: I fed good, all right, last one, would you rather
- 40:46Speaker 8: have sex fully dressed or would you rather have sex
- 40:49Speaker 8: naked in the front yard?
- 40:52Speaker 2: Both of them?
- 40:53Speaker 1: Oh God, who.
- 41:01Speaker 2: Is my yard?
- 41:05Speaker 1: And you've worked too? Yeah, he had sex in the
- 41:08Speaker 1: front yard.
- 41:11Speaker 2: What what I need to go to the back? What's
- 41:13Speaker 2: the problem?
- 41:14Speaker 13: Nothing?
- 41:15Speaker 1: Apparently you're listening Steve Harvey Morning Show.
- 41:25Speaker 8: All right in trending science news, guys, listen closely to this.
- 41:30Speaker 8: Doctor Shanna Swan, who was a professor of environmental medicine
- 41:34Speaker 8: at New York City's Mount Sinai Hospitals, made the startling
- 41:38Speaker 8: claim in a new book of hers explaining that, based
- 41:41Speaker 8: on her research, male penises are getting historically smaller due
- 41:45Speaker 8: to manufacturing byproducts. The substance in question is called flathlates,
- 41:52Speaker 8: which are chemicals created in the production of plastics. When
- 41:56Speaker 8: exposed to the human indocream system, screws with our now
- 42:00Speaker 8: hormone process, a dynamic that doctor Swan says is affecting
- 42:05Speaker 8: our reproductive organs. She cites different peer reviewed studies in
- 42:09Speaker 8: her findings which say there's a scary trend of modern
- 42:13Speaker 8: day babies being born with noticeably shorter members, which she
- 42:18Speaker 8: directly links to the flathylates she says, or seeping into
- 42:22Speaker 8: our toys and even some foods we eat getting historically
- 42:26Speaker 8: smaller due to manufacture toys.
- 42:29Speaker 1: So that's what she said.
- 42:31Speaker 8: Plastics, She's saying, plastic, plastic, the plastics doing it, which
- 42:38Speaker 8: are chemical plathylates, which the substance in question is called flathylates,
- 42:46Speaker 8: which are chemicals created in the production of plastics.
- 42:49Speaker 1: Freed the boxes now so.
- 42:52Speaker 2: Be drinking out of a plastic bottle that's bottom which.
- 42:56Speaker 8: When exposed to the human integre, sup.
- 43:02Speaker 2: I do well?
- 43:03Speaker 9: That is.
- 43:07Speaker 1: Well, she says.
- 43:08Speaker 2: The doctor said, this stern your growth everywhere.
- 43:18Speaker 8: Doctor, guys, if we don't do something about this, men
- 43:22Speaker 8: can be impotent by the year twenty forty five.
- 43:26Speaker 2: Does she know all how many men?
- 43:28Speaker 1: She sure, she's a doctor, and that's what.
- 43:33Speaker 8: That's of environmental medicine.
- 43:36Speaker 3: She She'm gonna go to hell. Will I'm gonna be
- 43:38Speaker 3: empty impotent by twenty forty already know that?
- 43:44Speaker 1: How did you know that you're so healthy?
- 43:47Speaker 2: Know when hell, I'm gonna still be the man I
- 43:52Speaker 2: am in thirty years? I already know.
- 43:54Speaker 1: That you're gonna be ninety four at thirty.
- 43:57Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm not even gonna want to then, well, I
- 44:00Speaker 3: mean I will for waking up tomorrow.
- 44:03Speaker 8: Yeah, and I said indocrine system. It's an indocrine indocrine system.
- 44:09Speaker 2: Now what that look like? What indocrine looked like? What
- 44:12Speaker 2: is that?
- 44:13Speaker 5: Uh?
- 44:14Speaker 2: It's a cream?
- 44:15Speaker 9: No, you had it?
- 44:17Speaker 8: Okay, let me just tell you what it says in
- 44:19Speaker 8: the dictionary. I looked it up. Secreting internally producing secretions
- 44:25Speaker 8: that are distributed in the body by way of the bloodstream.
- 44:30Speaker 8: Hormones produced by the indocrine system of a relating to, affecting,
- 44:35Speaker 8: or resembling an indocrine gland or secretion.
- 44:42Speaker 1: Like it's a crisis.
- 44:43Speaker 11: Yeah, well, right now, I'm gonna keep checking mine daily
- 44:48Speaker 11: and making sure it ain't.
- 44:51Speaker 8: Like you, like you check your prostate and give yourself waxes.
- 44:59Speaker 2: Right now? Would you say it has no effect on me?
- 45:02Speaker 2: Right now? So I don't give about the story. When
- 45:04Speaker 2: I'm gonna have twenty forty five, How many years is that?
- 45:08Speaker 2: Twenty four, twenty twenty years from now?
- 45:11Speaker 1: Yeah, twenty years from now, I'll.
- 45:13Speaker 2: Be eighty seven.
- 45:16Speaker 1: Yeah, you're not gonna be concerned.
- 45:18Speaker 2: I'm not gonna be concerned about that is.
- 45:21Speaker 4: What about the rest of.
- 45:22Speaker 8: Aren't older men who take the blue pill are aren't
- 45:27Speaker 8: they still active at that age?
- 45:29Speaker 11: See some of them.
- 45:29Speaker 2: That will be fine.
- 45:30Speaker 3: I'm gonna be churwing them like the candy I'm gonna have.
- 45:35Speaker 3: I'm gonna have them around my neck. It's like like
- 45:38Speaker 3: a Halloween necklace with candy.
- 45:41Speaker 2: With the candy.
- 45:42Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm gonna just have vig around my neck. Just
- 45:45Speaker 3: look like like chit lits every five minutes. I'm gonna
- 45:48Speaker 3: just bite.
- 45:49Speaker 2: One off shoot it.
- 45:52Speaker 1: Wow. All right, I've heard it all.
- 45:56Speaker 8: Yeah, you guys have been worn, so govern yourselves accordingly.
- 46:00Speaker 8: More of today's trending stories in the Steve Harvey Morning
- 46:02Speaker 8: Show right after this.
- 46:04Speaker 1: Hey, y'all, this is Monica, This is Spike Lee.
- 46:06Speaker 4: Hey, this is Mary J. Blood.
- 46:08Speaker 9: Yo.
- 46:08Speaker 2: This is Stephen A. Smith.
- 46:09Speaker 1: Hey, this is Shaka Khan.
- 46:11Speaker 2: You have no idea what it is.
- 46:12Speaker 1: This is Carlos Miller. And this may or may not
- 46:15Speaker 1: be the Steve Harvey Morning Show. You're listening to the
- 46:18Speaker 1: Steve Harvey Morning Show, all right.
- 46:24Speaker 8: Coming up at the top of the hour, right about
- 46:26Speaker 8: four minutes after, it's my strawberry letter for today, and
- 46:29Speaker 8: the subject is I can't relax in bed with him.
- 46:32Speaker 9: I can't.
- 46:33Speaker 8: We'll find out what that's all about and just a
- 46:36Speaker 8: few Yeah, she can't, she can't do it. But right
- 46:40Speaker 8: now that you is here, wait till you hear it.
- 46:45Speaker 11: Okay, before we left the last breakshirty, you said, speaking
- 46:50Speaker 11: of Tommy, was you saying when he said you say
- 46:54Speaker 11: it time?
- 46:56Speaker 2: Strange looking said speaking of Tommy. Now when you say
- 47:04Speaker 2: speaking to Tommy, are you speaking Tommy?
- 47:08Speaker 1: He's up next with the prank phone call. It's called promotion.
- 47:11Speaker 11: I'm ugly to you. Yes, I'm talking to shirt.
- 47:17Speaker 1: No Tommy, No, you're not ugly. But she didn't say
- 47:20Speaker 1: he didn't look strange.
- 47:21Speaker 2: But but but but he's strange looking.
- 47:24Speaker 1: He's not Tommy's No, he's not. He's not what he's
- 47:28Speaker 1: not strange looking, strange.
- 47:32Speaker 4: He's a normal looking, handsome young man.
- 47:34Speaker 2: You mean Tommy ain't handsome? Telling this boy that we
- 47:39Speaker 2: don't have handsome man in our father handsol.
- 47:43Speaker 1: Tommy thinks he is. Okay, I don't want to shatter
- 47:46Speaker 1: that man, Tommy think he said, Tommy, think you drop
- 47:54Speaker 1: the line.
- 47:56Speaker 2: Tommy thinking, but he got it.
- 48:00Speaker 1: Yeah, and now you think you killed me. No, no,
- 48:04Speaker 1: and if he accepted, he can have fun with it.
- 48:07Speaker 2: Let's see.
- 48:08Speaker 4: I keep telling you his feelings right, Shirley's yeah.
- 48:14Speaker 3: Them Hey before I played, I'm play for you before
- 48:20Speaker 3: you played the strange.
- 48:23Speaker 2: My branks are not strange. Listen. The name of the
- 48:27Speaker 2: time it is is you got to bring those TVs back.
- 48:31Speaker 7: Hello, Hello, how are you? I'm trying to reach a
- 48:34Speaker 7: Sharon Please. My name is Paul. Paul, I'm head of
- 48:39Speaker 7: security here.
- 48:40Speaker 9: How are you? This is yeah?
- 48:43Speaker 7: You you actually came out and you I think you
- 48:46Speaker 7: were here on Friday. Uh, and you came out and
- 48:49Speaker 7: purchased four flat train televisions forty forty two inches?
- 48:53Speaker 2: Am I correct?
- 48:54Speaker 5: Yeah?
- 48:56Speaker 7: But what's you kind of what I was giving you
- 48:58Speaker 7: a call for sharing is that we got to of
- 49:00Speaker 7: a problem now when you purchase these actual flat scream
- 49:04Speaker 7: televisions on Black Friday, so to speak, it seems that
- 49:08Speaker 7: we've got them. Well, your your purchase went through successfully,
- 49:13Speaker 7: I will admit that, but there should have been a
- 49:15Speaker 7: red flag that have gone up because we're going back
- 49:18Speaker 7: over transactions of the past two three days here and
- 49:22Speaker 7: we're realizing that your purchase should not have been successful.
- 49:26Speaker 7: It should have been void. Your credit card is actually
- 49:29Speaker 7: not valid at all.
- 49:30Speaker 6: No, no, my credit card because we got paid on Wednesday,
- 49:34Speaker 6: so my money was there.
- 49:35Speaker 7: Well, actually, ma'am, I'm what I'm trying to explain to
- 49:39Speaker 7: you is that it is coming up in valid now
- 49:42Speaker 7: and we're having a problem with it. So I wanted
- 49:45Speaker 7: to reach out to you and give you a call
- 49:46Speaker 7: and see if we could probably.
- 49:48Speaker 6: You know, it was valid when I was at the
- 49:51Speaker 6: rats because it went through I got to receipt everything
- 49:54Speaker 6: I am purchased that extenda warranty on all for them,
- 49:56Speaker 6: so it was valid on Friday. Don't know what's wrong
- 49:59Speaker 6: with today, but it was good then, and.
- 50:02Speaker 7: I understand that. I understand that that, you know, just
- 50:05Speaker 7: being at the register and you purchasing in and no problems,
- 50:07Speaker 7: not all happening. That's pretty much a thought process that
- 50:10Speaker 7: you're gonna have. What I'm letting you know is on
- 50:12Speaker 7: the on the back part of it when you came
- 50:14Speaker 7: into the store. What we're getting the day the day
- 50:18Speaker 7: after is that it was pretty much invalid. It wasn't
- 50:21Speaker 7: good at all. Your credit card was not good at all.
- 50:23Speaker 6: But you need to call your bank then, because I
- 50:26Speaker 6: don't know what to tell you. You know, I had
- 50:29Speaker 6: the money in there or the day I went and
- 50:31Speaker 6: bought them and that's it for me. So I don't
- 50:33Speaker 6: know who you need to call, but don't call me
- 50:35Speaker 6: because you know that ain't been in my problem.
- 50:38Speaker 7: Okay, you know what I'm not gonna I'm not gonna
- 50:40Speaker 7: raise this to be a major problem. We're gonna try
- 50:42Speaker 7: to rectify it and get it taken care of.
- 50:44Speaker 6: Yeah, I do what you need to do.
- 50:45Speaker 7: Okay, listen, now, h here's what we're gonna do. You know,
- 50:48Speaker 7: I want us to try to work this out as
- 50:50Speaker 7: smoothly as we can. What I'm gonna have to ask
- 50:53Speaker 7: you to do? Could I get you to come back
- 50:55Speaker 7: up to the store and bring all four televisions with you?
- 50:59Speaker 6: No, now, you sure can't.
- 51:01Speaker 3: Baby.
- 51:02Speaker 6: Look, I bought them for TVs. I wrapped one of
- 51:05Speaker 6: them up this under the tree for my husband. My
- 51:07Speaker 6: mama early. She already got the other TV. We hunt
- 51:10Speaker 6: that up for home Saturday when we was watching movies.
- 51:12Speaker 6: So it really ain't no way we're gonna bring.
- 51:14Speaker 5: The four TVs back.
- 51:16Speaker 6: I think you should go back to what process your
- 51:18Speaker 6: credit cards and tell them that they that I don't
- 51:21Speaker 6: know what you're gonna tell them, but you need to
- 51:23Speaker 6: go back to them. I ain't got time to be
- 51:24Speaker 6: running back and forth to this store.
- 51:26Speaker 7: I don't want to. I don't want us to create
- 51:27Speaker 7: a problem here.
- 51:29Speaker 6: I don't want to do that than that you need
- 51:31Speaker 6: the lord your boys.
- 51:32Speaker 5: Okay, but no, you need to go back to whoever
- 51:35Speaker 5: do your credit cards?
- 51:36Speaker 6: Because it went through when I was at the Stoke. Correct.
- 51:39Speaker 7: I don't want to.
- 51:40Speaker 9: I ain't to know.
- 51:42Speaker 7: I told you that it went through. I explained you ain't.
- 51:45Speaker 6: Got no business on my bone, and don't come me
- 51:47Speaker 6: with this bull.
- 51:48Speaker 7: No more hold on what I don't want to have
- 51:51Speaker 7: to do. I don't want to have to come out
- 51:53Speaker 7: to your home and compensate.
- 51:57Speaker 6: You want to come out to my house, maybe we
- 51:59Speaker 6: will beat you went too bad health. You better not
- 52:01Speaker 6: bring y'all over here. Look, you need to call up
- 52:04Speaker 6: do your credit cards, get your straight with them, because
- 52:07Speaker 6: your business with me is done. I got a receipt
- 52:09Speaker 6: and I got an skin at the watch. I would
- 52:11Speaker 6: have my gord. You turn y'all, you bring your over.
- 52:14Speaker 7: Here there back Listen, lady, I don't want to go
- 52:16Speaker 7: back and forth with you on this and that.
- 52:18Speaker 6: You ain't going back and forth. It's over with. I've
- 52:21Speaker 6: got the TV, I got a receipt. Were done, I
- 52:25Speaker 6: don't know what's wrong with your machine. Call within.
- 52:28Speaker 7: I'm trying to get her to understand, understand what I'm saying.
- 52:33Speaker 7: You can hang on one second and let me speak
- 52:35Speaker 7: with my boss fleet.
- 52:37Speaker 6: On the phone. I tell your boss y'all, don't run
- 52:40Speaker 6: me back. I got a re sift for foul TV
- 52:42Speaker 6: and I'm gonna keep all fault TVs.
- 52:44Speaker 7: Listen, you know this is pretty much considered a theft process.
- 52:54Speaker 6: Listen to hear them cansin. Listen to me, canty, I
- 52:57Speaker 6: got on wrech feet for foul TV. I won't got
- 53:00Speaker 6: to stowere my receipt. I got my extended warranted. So
- 53:04Speaker 6: this ain't no folk. What it stands of a mass
- 53:07Speaker 6: communication between YO banks. So you need to get YO say,
- 53:11Speaker 6: because I got a prepage dead the car back, I
- 53:13Speaker 6: don't owe nobody on them TVs. You need to tell
- 53:16Speaker 6: YO back and get them about my phone.
- 53:18Speaker 7: Which there's sure some TVs from our store, and you're
- 53:22Speaker 7: gonna bring them back.
- 53:25Speaker 6: Think you gonna come get them?
- 53:26Speaker 9: Get down.
- 53:27Speaker 6: I got so TV YO done you she ain't get
- 53:29Speaker 6: him something, and I'm gonna keep them. We gonna watch
- 53:31Speaker 6: the game on Yo TV's bring y'all over here to
- 53:35Speaker 6: walk to. We want myself out with YO. Don't you
- 53:38Speaker 6: call me by no TV's no more? So you the
- 53:42Speaker 6: one ain't gonna have no job for the holidays, which
- 53:45Speaker 6: you're done.
- 53:45Speaker 9: Sometime you're gonna do no.
- 53:47Speaker 7: More just for users bad credit cards at department stores
- 53:51Speaker 7: and I'll get your Paul. Then do you understand?
- 53:54Speaker 6: So that's Joe file me. You put the foe TVs
- 53:57Speaker 6: back then, Joe, Uncle Tom Tray the white man for
- 54:01Speaker 6: his TV. You gotta get your business of summer detailed
- 54:05Speaker 6: shop as part of raft labor. Get work for the
- 54:08Speaker 6: white folks. Don't come funck me by say TV.
- 54:11Speaker 2: You have to get this.
- 54:13Speaker 7: God, listen, you listen to me. I got one more
- 54:17Speaker 7: thing I need to say to you. Are you listening
- 54:21Speaker 7: to me?
- 54:21Speaker 6: What do you won't?
- 54:23Speaker 7: This is Nephew Timing from the Steve Harvey Morning.
- 54:27Speaker 6: Nobody's nephew, come up here about them TV.
- 54:30Speaker 7: This is Nephew Timmy from the Steve Harvey Morning Show.
- 54:35Speaker 7: You just got pranked by your girlfriend.
- 54:38Speaker 6: Wait a minute, Wait a minute, this is hold now.
- 54:44Speaker 7: This is nephew Timmy baby from the Steve Hobby Morning Show.
- 54:47Speaker 7: You just got pranked by by your your girlfriend.
- 54:54Speaker 6: I'm telling me you almost got your see just sat
- 54:59Speaker 6: me up. I'm nor good now.
- 55:07Speaker 7: It is whole.
- 55:08Speaker 6: You cannot play with.
- 55:09Speaker 5: People like this.
- 55:10Speaker 7: Oh man, I got one more thing to ask you, baby.
- 55:13Speaker 7: What is the baddest radio show in the land.
- 55:16Speaker 6: Oh? The Steve Harvey Morning Show.
- 55:19Speaker 2: That is right there. Stupid is all get out?
- 55:24Speaker 8: Thank you, nephew Tommy coming up next. It is a
- 55:27Speaker 8: strawberry letter. Subject is I can't relax in bed with him?
- 55:31Speaker 2: Is the subject.
- 55:32Speaker 1: We'll get into it right after this.
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- 56:08Speaker 3: You already know what it is, Maasin mat Chico Bean,
- 56:10Speaker 3: and you are now listening to the Steve Hobby morning shows.
- 56:14Speaker 8: You're listening Steve Harvey Morning Show. It is time now
- 56:22Speaker 8: for today's Strawberry Letter. And if you need advice on relationships, dating, work, sex,
- 56:27Speaker 8: parenting and more, please submit your Strawberry Letter to Steve
- 56:30Speaker 8: HARVEYFM dot com and click submit Strawberry Letter.
- 56:34Speaker 1: Because what we could be reading your letter.
- 56:37Speaker 8: Live on the air, just like we're gonna read this
- 56:39Speaker 8: one right here, right now, and you never know it
- 56:43Speaker 8: could be yours.
- 56:45Speaker 2: Yes, it could buckle up and hold on tight. We
- 56:48Speaker 2: got it for you. Here it is Strawberry Letter.
- 56:52Speaker 1: Thank you, nephew. Subject.
- 56:53Speaker 8: I can't relax in bed with him, all right, I
- 56:56Speaker 8: just can't do it. I can't relax in bed with him.
- 56:59Speaker 8: Stephen Shirley, My husband drives me nuts in the bed,
- 57:03Speaker 8: but not in a good way. He's seventy two and
- 57:08Speaker 8: I'm sixty eight years old. We have been married for
- 57:11Speaker 8: twenty two years and it's both of our second marriage.
- 57:15Speaker 8: He has asthma, so I give him a breathing treatment
- 57:19Speaker 8: most nights, but that doesn't help his wheezing all night.
- 57:24Speaker 8: We have to keep the air down in our bedroom
- 57:26Speaker 8: because if he gets hot, it gets worse. I set
- 57:30Speaker 8: all of that to say that we can't have sex
- 57:32Speaker 8: without him getting hot, and.
- 57:34Speaker 1: Then the wheezing starts.
- 57:37Speaker 8: He's six feet seven and I'm five feet seven, and
- 57:40Speaker 8: our bed doesn't fit him, and he's too cheap to
- 57:43Speaker 8: get a king sized bed, so he usually he's usually
- 57:46Speaker 8: balled up next to me, or his feet hang off
- 57:49Speaker 8: the sides or the bottom, which pulls the cover off me.
- 57:54Speaker 8: His old bones twitch at night, and his reflexes cause
- 57:58Speaker 8: him to hit me sometimes. I hate to add this
- 58:01Speaker 8: because it's gross, but let's just say he shouldn't eat
- 58:05Speaker 8: dairy because he does and I pay for it when
- 58:08Speaker 8: he's asleep. It's almost every night now that I'm getting
- 58:12Speaker 8: hit with a stink bomb. I cannot relax in the
- 58:16Speaker 8: bed with him, even having sexist challenging.
- 58:19Speaker 1: Since he started.
- 58:20Speaker 8: Taking his pills, I want to sleep in another room,
- 58:24Speaker 8: but I don't want to leave him overnight because his
- 58:26Speaker 8: breathing is very tricky some nights. Yesterday he heard me
- 58:30Speaker 8: talking to my sister about not resting well at night,
- 58:33Speaker 8: and he got offended because he knows he's the problem.
- 58:36Speaker 8: If he just take his asthma medicine, stop eating cheese pizza,
- 58:39Speaker 8: and exercise regularly. The doctor said, a lot of the
- 58:42Speaker 8: issues will go away. I'm starting to think he doesn't
- 58:45Speaker 8: care if I sleep. Should I threaten to leave him
- 58:48Speaker 8: if he won't change, well, you never know, you might
- 58:52Speaker 8: have to, But I would say, first, you.
- 58:55Speaker 1: Know, get a king sized mattress.
- 58:58Speaker 8: I mean, it's ridiculous that one of the reasons your
- 59:02Speaker 8: nights are so uncomfortable for you is that his big
- 59:05Speaker 8: six foot seven but is sleeping in.
- 59:08Speaker 1: A queen size bed hanging over the bed. That's crazy.
- 59:12Speaker 1: You said he's too cheap to get one. That is very,
- 59:14Speaker 1: very selfish because you live and sleep there too, So
- 59:18Speaker 1: why can't you just go get a mattress?
- 59:21Speaker 8: I mean, don't let his stubbornness make you this uncomfortable anymore.
- 59:26Speaker 1: This is crazy.
- 59:28Speaker 8: The good news is that this situation is fixable. I mean,
- 59:31Speaker 8: he's really stubborn. He sounds ornery and everything. But you're
- 59:35Speaker 8: both adults, you know. Don't talk to him though, don't
- 59:40Speaker 8: talk to your sister about him. I should say, you
- 59:43Speaker 8: got to talk to him about this, because this is
- 59:45Speaker 8: a serious situation. A good night's sleep is everything. You
- 59:50Speaker 8: got to talk to him about his asthma. You gotta
- 59:52Speaker 8: talk to him about the wheezing. You got to talk
- 59:53Speaker 8: to him about the pizza, the stink, bombs ew all
- 59:57Speaker 8: of it, and then let him know that his health
- 59:59Speaker 8: is is important and it not only affects him, it
- 1:00:02Speaker 8: affects you and everyone around him. Right now, he's in
- 1:00:06Speaker 8: his feelings because he heard you talking to his sister
- 1:00:08Speaker 8: about him, So you know you got to try to
- 1:00:10Speaker 8: get through to him. Like I said, start with the
- 1:00:12Speaker 8: sleeping arrangements, the king sized mattress. You don't really need
- 1:00:15Speaker 8: his permission to get a mattress, and if he gets mad,
- 1:00:19Speaker 8: don't worry. He'll get over it after you both get
- 1:00:22Speaker 8: a much needed good night's sleep.
- 1:00:25Speaker 2: Steve subject, I can't relax in bed with him.
- 1:00:30Speaker 3: The next statement after this, the response to your entire
- 1:00:34Speaker 3: letter is I can't take this, snow Moe.
- 1:00:41Speaker 2: I can't take this, snow Mo. When women say.
- 1:00:46Speaker 3: That to me, I cannot tell you how impactful it is,
- 1:00:52Speaker 3: especially if you love the woman and she looks you
- 1:00:55Speaker 3: and go listen to me.
- 1:00:57Speaker 2: I can't take this, snow mod I can't do this.
- 1:01:01Speaker 2: I ain't gonna do this no more.
- 1:01:03Speaker 3: And that's where you have to be, because you're at
- 1:01:06Speaker 3: that point right now, because you wrote the letter the
- 1:01:08Speaker 3: dude seventy two U sixty eight. Y'all been married twenty
- 1:01:10Speaker 3: two years.
- 1:01:11Speaker 2: This ain't new.
- 1:01:13Speaker 3: He got asthma. You gotta give him a breathing treatment
- 1:01:15Speaker 3: every night. That don't help his wheezing all night. Y'all
- 1:01:19Speaker 3: gotta sleep with the ad and then the meat locker
- 1:01:21Speaker 3: because if he get.
- 1:01:22Speaker 2: Hot, he get worse.
- 1:01:24Speaker 3: Did I say all that to say that y'all can't
- 1:01:25Speaker 3: have sex without him getting hot and then the wheezing starts.
- 1:01:29Speaker 3: Hot equals wheezing. We got to stop his big from
- 1:01:35Speaker 3: getting hot. We gotta keep that ad.
- 1:01:39Speaker 7: Down on it.
- 1:01:40Speaker 3: We gotta stop having sex. I can't take this snow mode.
- 1:01:45Speaker 3: You got to get his sister. He's six seven, you
- 1:01:48Speaker 3: five seven. The bed don't fit him. He too cheap
- 1:01:51Speaker 3: to get a king sized bed, so he usually balled
- 1:01:53Speaker 3: up next to me, who too.
- 1:01:54Speaker 2: Cheap to sleep? Right? How much do the bead costs?
- 1:01:58Speaker 9: Now?
- 1:01:58Speaker 2: Look, I gotta quit it. Ya gotta get out my pocket.
- 1:02:01Speaker 3: Beds are expensive, Okay, I got it cause money, mattress, frame, headboard,
- 1:02:05Speaker 3: all this hit.
- 1:02:05Speaker 2: You can't just get another mattress. You gotta get a
- 1:02:07Speaker 2: bed size.
- 1:02:11Speaker 3: You know, you gotta get a bed now, surely saying
- 1:02:14Speaker 3: you go down there by yourself. But you know, y'all
- 1:02:16Speaker 3: seventy two and sixty eight, you know, somebody on some
- 1:02:18Speaker 3: type of program or some teet hanging all off the side,
- 1:02:22Speaker 3: pull the cover off me. The old bones twitch at night,
- 1:02:25Speaker 3: causing him to reflex and hit you. I hate to
- 1:02:28Speaker 3: add that. Then he ass eating dad Cheeze pizza every night,
- 1:02:32Speaker 3: just blowing the bed up at night.
- 1:02:34Speaker 2: I can't relax in bed with him.
- 1:02:35Speaker 3: Hell, now, you can't relax, Kelly hotty twitching, he hitting
- 1:02:39Speaker 3: on you, blowing stink bombs in.
- 1:02:41Speaker 2: The bedy wheezing over there. The hell going on?
- 1:02:45Speaker 3: Who is you sleeping with? You're sleeping with a natural disaster.
- 1:02:50Speaker 3: So night you get hit with a stink bomb, you
- 1:02:53Speaker 3: get up.
- 1:02:55Speaker 1: And hold on, hold on, hold on.
- 1:02:58Speaker 8: We'll have part two of yours coming up at twenty
- 1:03:01Speaker 8: three minutes after the hour. Today's Strawberry letter subject is
- 1:03:06Speaker 8: I can't relax in bed with them. We'll get back
- 1:03:10Speaker 8: into it right after this. You're listening to the Steve
- 1:03:15Speaker 8: Harvey Morning Show. Around the holidays, it's hard to find
- 1:03:23Speaker 8: the right gifts, but you know, it's even harder getting
- 1:03:26Speaker 8: the right gift.
- 1:03:27Speaker 2: But get this.
- 1:03:28Speaker 8: Verizon's got the perfect solve for both. They have incredible
- 1:03:33Speaker 8: gift bundles. You get the latest phone with a new
- 1:03:36Speaker 8: line on my plan, and a brand new smartwatch and tablet,
- 1:03:40Speaker 8: no trade in needed. You can give a couple away
- 1:03:44Speaker 8: and get yourself one two, or you can keep them
- 1:03:46Speaker 8: all to yourself.
- 1:03:48Speaker 1: No one has to know.
- 1:03:49Speaker 8: Stop by your local Verizon. All right, Come on, Steve,
- 1:03:52Speaker 8: let's recap today's strawberry letter. The subject I can't relax
- 1:03:57Speaker 8: in bed with him.
- 1:03:58Speaker 3: This letter feel with hell. I can't relax in bed
- 1:04:02Speaker 3: with him at all. Her next statement should be, I
- 1:04:06Speaker 3: can't do this no more. And if God don't know
- 1:04:09Speaker 3: why I say I can't do this no more. Let
- 1:04:11Speaker 3: me tell you what they putting up with. He's seventy two,
- 1:04:13Speaker 3: she's sixty eight, he's six seventy. She five seven. The
- 1:04:17Speaker 3: bed too small and he got asthma, so she got
- 1:04:22Speaker 3: every night she got to give him a breathing treatment
- 1:04:26Speaker 3: to help his wheezing all night.
- 1:04:28Speaker 2: Then we got to keep the ad down in the bedroom.
- 1:04:31Speaker 3: That means got to turn it into a meat locker,
- 1:04:32Speaker 3: because if he get hot, it get worse. Then she
- 1:04:36Speaker 3: say all that, say we can't have sex without him
- 1:04:38Speaker 3: getting hot.
- 1:04:39Speaker 2: Then the wheezing start.
- 1:04:40Speaker 3: A hard half sex with somebody that you fin to kill,
- 1:04:46Speaker 3: really hot hair set and you think you fin to
- 1:04:48Speaker 3: kill him. Then the bed don't fit him because he's
- 1:04:51Speaker 3: six seven, he's too cheap to get a king size bed.
- 1:04:54Speaker 3: So he balled up next to you, feet hanging all
- 1:04:57Speaker 3: off the side, pulling the cover off of you. Now
- 1:04:59Speaker 3: you he got old bones. He twitched at night. Reflexes
- 1:05:03Speaker 3: make him hit you sometimes did he eating Darry? He
- 1:05:07Speaker 3: blowing and blowing stink bombs all night and it's almost
- 1:05:12Speaker 3: every night you getting hit with a stink bomb. You
- 1:05:16Speaker 3: can't relax in bed with him. I can't take this
- 1:05:19Speaker 3: snow more. You too much. Right, you're six seven, you're tall,
- 1:05:26Speaker 3: you got old bones. You're snapping me all in the
- 1:05:29Speaker 3: back of my head at night because you're having them
- 1:05:32Speaker 3: nervous twitches and everything you donate this cheese pizza.
- 1:05:35Speaker 2: You're blowing up these bombs every night in the bed.
- 1:05:38Speaker 2: It's cold as hell in here. You too long, so
- 1:05:41Speaker 2: now your feet covering up, you pull the covers off me.
- 1:05:44Speaker 2: I'm freezing.
- 1:05:45Speaker 3: You're in here and you're wheezing at night because you
- 1:05:47Speaker 3: done got hot man, I'm leaving. Ain't nobody finna do
- 1:05:53Speaker 3: all this? And you got to put it in his face.
- 1:05:55Speaker 3: I can't take this snow more. I can't relax in
- 1:05:58Speaker 3: bed and then having sexy challenge. And since he started
- 1:06:02Speaker 3: taking his pills like he needs something else going on.
- 1:06:06Speaker 3: Now he taking the pills. Now he hot, he won,
- 1:06:12Speaker 3: he having bustle reflect since he hitting you up side.
- 1:06:16Speaker 3: Now he's sitting over here for no reason at all.
- 1:06:18Speaker 3: He's just getting he's just getting tough. Now he all
- 1:06:22Speaker 3: up against you. He already against you because he can't
- 1:06:24Speaker 3: keep his feet off the flow. I want to sleep
- 1:06:27Speaker 3: in another room, but I don't want to leave him
- 1:06:29Speaker 3: overnight because he's breathing.
- 1:06:30Speaker 2: Is very tricky. Night.
- 1:06:31Speaker 3: You're old, so now hold up, hold up, you can't
- 1:06:34Speaker 3: leave his old lady in there. Because he's breathing is
- 1:06:37Speaker 3: tricky and he might just stop breathing. You got to
- 1:06:39Speaker 3: shake his way so he don't just stay dead.
- 1:06:42Speaker 2: I'm not living. Now, that's sleeping with a corpse every night.
- 1:06:45Speaker 3: The dead man that's live, wanting to have sex all
- 1:06:49Speaker 3: the time in his cold room.
- 1:06:51Speaker 12: And he wheezed.
- 1:06:53Speaker 3: Then yesterday he heard me talking to my sister about
- 1:06:56Speaker 3: not resting all night. He got offended because he know
- 1:06:58Speaker 3: he the problem. Yeah, you the problem.
- 1:07:01Speaker 2: Once you think I was talking to my sister for
- 1:07:03Speaker 2: who you thought I was talking about. Don't nobody else sleeping?
- 1:07:07Speaker 9: What? What?
- 1:07:08Speaker 2: Fuck? Herman? What what herman?
- 1:07:11Speaker 1: But not another herman? Another herman.
- 1:07:14Speaker 2: He's seventy two. He got old thing.
- 1:07:19Speaker 3: You got one of them, old named herman Hubert, one
- 1:07:22Speaker 3: of them old named Oscar.
- 1:07:25Speaker 2: Cars Rayford Joshua.
- 1:07:33Speaker 3: Ezekiel moses, here's a car, and here the worst one
- 1:07:45Speaker 3: at all, because you're over there sleeping with last one,
- 1:07:48Speaker 3: with last one dead, waking up, he quit breathing. He
- 1:07:55Speaker 3: hot you in the bed with laz with every night.
- 1:07:59Speaker 3: Now he made at you because you talking to your sister.
- 1:08:01Speaker 3: You got to tell it to somebody. If he take
- 1:08:05Speaker 3: his asthma medicine and stop eating cheese, pizza and exercise regularly,
- 1:08:08Speaker 3: the doctor says, some of these issues will go away.
- 1:08:11Speaker 2: He will take your asthma medicine.
- 1:08:13Speaker 1: Man, what is wrong with you so stubborn?
- 1:08:17Speaker 2: Yeah? Sitting all that weeding in it?
- 1:08:26Speaker 1: Okay, we get it.
- 1:08:35Speaker 2: Can't nobody sleep like this? Stop?
- 1:08:41Speaker 3: Man, Hey, you know how you be snowing and your
- 1:08:45Speaker 3: wife wake you and tell you to get on your
- 1:08:47Speaker 3: side or something.
- 1:08:48Speaker 2: Yeah, turn over, something like that. He got to come.
- 1:08:51Speaker 3: I'm starting to think he don't care if I can't sleep.
- 1:08:54Speaker 3: He don't he sleep? Should I threaten to leave him?
- 1:08:57Speaker 3: If he won't change, you got to leave him. You
- 1:09:00Speaker 3: might have rolled another bed in there.
- 1:09:04Speaker 2: So you can leave. Be in the room when they breathing.
- 1:09:06Speaker 2: Cut off. It's hard take vials. People fit to die.
- 1:09:11Speaker 2: It's hard.
- 1:09:14Speaker 8: Took twenty two years ago.
- 1:09:16Speaker 3: We can't have sex. It's hot in here. Cut this
- 1:09:20Speaker 3: air on his cold all far tonight. You just sitting
- 1:09:27Speaker 3: up and you have hit me again. Hit me again.
- 1:09:29Speaker 2: See what happened? I'm slapping the sugar honey ice tea.
- 1:09:35Speaker 2: You can stop some of this.
- 1:09:37Speaker 1: His feet are hanging over the bed.
- 1:09:39Speaker 5: What do you mean to died of this?
- 1:09:41Speaker 2: The bed ain't the problem. She don't care where his
- 1:09:43Speaker 2: foot hain. You don't want they're.
- 1:09:45Speaker 1: Squeezing the stop that's not gonna squeezing.
- 1:09:49Speaker 3: In his stink bomb to stop. You can put your
- 1:09:51Speaker 3: feet on the floor and just sleep on your back
- 1:09:54Speaker 3: if you want to.
- 1:09:55Speaker 2: I don't give it.
- 1:09:56Speaker 9: But what.
- 1:10:00Speaker 8: Letter at Steve Harvey frem on Instagram and Facebook. Check
- 1:10:08Speaker 8: out the Letter podcast on demand.
- 1:10:11Speaker 1: You're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show. Holidays.
- 1:10:16Speaker 8: It's hard to find the right gifts, but you know
- 1:10:18Speaker 8: it's even harder getting the right gift.
- 1:10:21Speaker 1: But get this.
- 1:10:22Speaker 8: Verizon's got the perfect solve for both. They have incredible
- 1:10:27Speaker 8: gift bundles. You get the latest phone with a new
- 1:10:30Speaker 8: line on my plan and a brand new smartwatch and tablet,
- 1:10:34Speaker 8: no trade in needed. You can give a couple away
- 1:10:37Speaker 8: and get yourself one two, or you could keep them
- 1:10:40Speaker 8: all to yourself.
- 1:10:41Speaker 1: No one has to know. Stop by your local Verizon.
- 1:10:45Speaker 8: Well, guys, there's some spicy new research revealing where in
- 1:10:48Speaker 8: the world people are having sex having the most sex,
- 1:10:51Speaker 8: and it's not here in the United States. The Global
- 1:10:55Speaker 8: Promiscuity Index from NAP Lab shares which countries residents are
- 1:11:00Speaker 8: the most sexually liberated. To come up with their list,
- 1:11:04Speaker 8: nap elaborated countries on the age people loss their virginity,
- 1:11:09Speaker 8: the average number of sexual partners residents have, rates of
- 1:11:12Speaker 8: sexually transmitted diseases, percentage of people who think sex before
- 1:11:16Speaker 8: marriage is morally acceptable. So the average American has sex
- 1:11:20Speaker 8: with about ten people during their lifetime.
- 1:11:24Speaker 1: Steve, I know you say we should say three.
- 1:11:27Speaker 8: But the average American has sex with about ten people
- 1:11:30Speaker 8: during their lifetime, and the US has been named the
- 1:11:33Speaker 8: fifteenth most promiscuous.
- 1:11:35Speaker 1: Country in the world.
- 1:11:36Speaker 8: Brazil, Turkey, and Australia tops the list as the most
- 1:11:42Speaker 8: promiscuous countries and the most sexual partners.
- 1:11:47Speaker 1: So most thought you would think it would be the
- 1:11:51Speaker 1: US maybe in the top five or the top.
- 1:11:53Speaker 8: Ten, but no, they came in the number fifteen.
- 1:11:55Speaker 10: Did you say, did you say, surely the average America
- 1:11:58Speaker 10: has ten partners?
- 1:11:59Speaker 8: Yeah, ten partners during their lifetime.
- 1:12:02Speaker 1: There's seven people owe me? You want to do it?
- 1:12:08Speaker 2: Hell whale, I need to just hear from you who
- 1:12:14Speaker 2: I'm married now?
- 1:12:15Speaker 1: But it's seven people that ope me. So you stuck
- 1:12:19Speaker 1: to Steve's rule of three. Yeah, I'm not sticking to it.
- 1:12:22Speaker 1: That's it. So wait, so Steve, it's just yeah, y'all
- 1:12:34Speaker 1: think Steve was telling y'all to rule.
- 1:12:35Speaker 2: That's it.
- 1:12:38Speaker 1: I need to see the other seven. Okay, wait all right?
- 1:12:46Speaker 1: So what is the rule?
- 1:12:48Speaker 8: I mean, who knew that Americans were so prudish? Were
- 1:12:51Speaker 8: such prudes? What is the rule on sharing your body count?
- 1:12:54Speaker 8: And is it higher than the average on this survey?
- 1:12:57Speaker 8: You're awfully quiet, Sir.
- 1:13:00Speaker 2: I pleaded the fifth.
- 1:13:02Speaker 1: I've been in the court of is it more than three?
- 1:13:05Speaker 1: More than ten?
- 1:13:06Speaker 2: Three?
- 1:13:06Speaker 1: It's three three, it's not, they say the average American.
- 1:13:12Speaker 2: I'm a lower average. It's three.
- 1:13:15Speaker 1: Steve Harvey he with me.
- 1:13:17Speaker 2: Three.
- 1:13:19Speaker 1: Why are you so quiet? Listen bit as badly?
- 1:13:30Speaker 11: Now we can't ask you all these questions. Okay, the
- 1:13:33Speaker 11: answer is sure you can. What's the answer, Steve.
- 1:13:43Speaker 1: Out breathing, all.
- 1:13:46Speaker 2: In your life?
- 1:13:48Speaker 13: Yes, the average American martins in a lifetime.
- 1:13:54Speaker 2: All right, when I get to heaven, we're not discussing it.
- 1:13:59Speaker 1: You're name took a Steve Harvey Morning show.
- 1:14:06Speaker 8: All right, So Steve, this is from Karen and Kenner.
- 1:14:09Speaker 8: Karenn says, my husband picked me up for lunch, and
- 1:14:11Speaker 8: when I got back to work, I couldn't find my phone.
- 1:14:15Speaker 8: I asked my male coworker to call my phone to
- 1:14:18Speaker 8: see if it was somewhere in my office. No luck,
- 1:14:21Speaker 8: my husband said my phone wasn't in his car. As
- 1:14:24Speaker 8: I was leaving work, coworker rushed over to me to
- 1:14:27Speaker 8: tell me that my husband called him back and asked
- 1:14:29Speaker 8: how he knows me, and he asked if we were
- 1:14:32Speaker 8: having an affair. I'm so irritated that my husband kept
- 1:14:36Speaker 8: my phone and called my co worker. I wish my
- 1:14:39Speaker 8: co worker had told him the truth that we are
- 1:14:42Speaker 8: having an affair.
- 1:14:44Speaker 1: Should I tell my husband the truth? Or does he
- 1:14:47Speaker 1: even deserve that?
- 1:14:48Speaker 2: Wow? Lady?
- 1:14:49Speaker 13: What?
- 1:14:50Speaker 1: Wow?
- 1:14:50Speaker 2: Lady? Lady?
- 1:14:54Speaker 3: Off where this thing came from? Out of nowhere like this?
- 1:14:58Speaker 3: But let me give you some real advice. Your husband
- 1:15:03Speaker 3: took your phone because he suspects something. You stupid for
- 1:15:09Speaker 3: having him call your phone, because how would he know
- 1:15:14Speaker 3: your number? So now your husband to call this man
- 1:15:19Speaker 3: back and said, are you having an affair with my wife?
- 1:15:23Speaker 3: He did the smart thing and said no, you're mad
- 1:15:27Speaker 3: talking about He should have told him the truth and
- 1:15:30Speaker 3: said we are.
- 1:15:31Speaker 2: Should I tell him?
- 1:15:32Speaker 1: We?
- 1:15:33Speaker 2: Lady? For what what do you want?
- 1:15:35Speaker 3: Why don't y'all just get the divorce? Why don't y'all
- 1:15:38Speaker 3: just get the divorce? He don't trust you, You can't
- 1:15:41Speaker 3: be trusted, and you've done some untrustworthy activity.
- 1:15:45Speaker 2: Now that's the cat's out the bag. But go on
- 1:15:49Speaker 2: and get a divorce.
- 1:15:50Speaker 3: But you walking in, when you walk in and tell
- 1:15:52Speaker 3: that man, that's that's what happened, that's gonna be, that's
- 1:15:55Speaker 3: gonna be a trickle down effect. I don't think you understand.
- 1:15:59Speaker 3: I don't thank you on There's gonna be some problems
- 1:16:01Speaker 3: for you. And that dude that called that he called
- 1:16:04Speaker 3: your husband back on that phone. Be very careful, yeah,
- 1:16:08Speaker 3: be very careful.
- 1:16:09Speaker 8: Yep, great advice. All right, we have time for another one, Steve.
- 1:16:12Speaker 8: This one's from Tiffany and Saint Louis. Tiffany said, I
- 1:16:15Speaker 8: told my ex husband he could stay with us a
- 1:16:17Speaker 8: couple of days around Christmas to spend time with our
- 1:16:20Speaker 8: two children. It's what my children requested, so I want
- 1:16:24Speaker 8: to make them happy. But I made those plans before
- 1:16:28Speaker 8: I started dating this new guy two months ago. My
- 1:16:31Speaker 8: new guy said it would be a deal breaker and
- 1:16:33Speaker 8: he won't commit to me. If I like playing house
- 1:16:36Speaker 8: with my ex. Why is this such a big deal
- 1:16:40Speaker 8: to him?
- 1:16:41Speaker 3: Because he don't want no woman that's still playing house
- 1:16:44Speaker 3: with her ex, because it's gonna be a problem that
- 1:16:47Speaker 3: he gonna have to deal with that he don't have
- 1:16:49Speaker 3: in his life right now. Why would you invite a
- 1:16:51Speaker 3: problem in that's a problem. That's a problem if you've
- 1:16:56Speaker 3: told your ex husband that he can spend the night
- 1:16:58Speaker 3: at y'all's house for christ because that's what the kids want.
- 1:17:01Speaker 3: Then't going to have that relationship the new guy, He
- 1:17:04Speaker 3: ain't buying into that because that ain't nothing but a problem.
- 1:17:06Speaker 2: That is a deal breaker.
- 1:17:08Speaker 3: Because if y'all still spending the night together, y'all still
- 1:17:11Speaker 3: playing family, y'all need just gonna be a family. Then yeah,
- 1:17:14Speaker 3: ain't nobody signing up for that mess.
- 1:17:16Speaker 12: Man.
- 1:17:17Speaker 2: That ain't none of that equipping in the in the waiting,
- 1:17:20Speaker 2: that's all that is.
- 1:17:23Speaker 3: Now your man, he can't come over there during the
- 1:17:25Speaker 3: holidays and see his girl because you said to have
- 1:17:27Speaker 3: been in the house with your ex husband. So now
- 1:17:31Speaker 3: his holiday plans is gone. So now where him and
- 1:17:35Speaker 3: his girl at for the holidays? Can't go over to
- 1:17:38Speaker 3: the house. Now you got to go pick up stay
- 1:17:40Speaker 3: in the car. She come out like like her daddy
- 1:17:42Speaker 3: in the house? Man, anybody doing that with you?
- 1:17:44Speaker 8: So is he gonna be in the house acting like
- 1:17:45Speaker 8: he's king of the castle and all that?
- 1:17:48Speaker 2: Well, yeah, because that's what the kids want in his draw.
- 1:17:54Speaker 1: Knocking boots, walking around.
- 1:17:56Speaker 2: Like he been walking to change nothing.
- 1:18:01Speaker 1: Yeah, So what should she do tell the ex husband
- 1:18:04Speaker 1: that he can't come now?
- 1:18:08Speaker 3: No, she ain't finna do that because she didne already
- 1:18:11Speaker 3: promise the kids. She ain't gonna hurt the kids. She
- 1:18:14Speaker 3: didn't promise the kids. But you're not finna be able
- 1:18:16Speaker 3: to move on. You can't drive your car looking in
- 1:18:18Speaker 3: the rear view mir You keep doing what you've been doing,
- 1:18:23Speaker 3: You're gonna keep getting what you've been getting while all
- 1:18:24Speaker 3: these sayings apply, all the over and over and over
- 1:18:27Speaker 3: and over and over. You ain't going nowhere. You ain't
- 1:18:30Speaker 3: finna get nobody new because you still stuck on who
- 1:18:32Speaker 3: you had that was old. And you're letting this food
- 1:18:36Speaker 3: keep wedge his way in your life. And he happy
- 1:18:38Speaker 3: now because you sitting up at the house you need
- 1:18:40Speaker 3: him all.
- 1:18:41Speaker 8: Right, Thank you. Coming up at twenty minutes after, we'll
- 1:18:45Speaker 8: have more of the Steve Harvey Morning Show. Right after this.
- 1:18:48Speaker 1: You're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show.
- 1:18:55Speaker 8: Research from the National Retail Federation reveals that Americans expect
- 1:18:59Speaker 8: to spend and average of eight hundred and seventy five
- 1:19:02Speaker 8: dollars on holiday gifts, decorations, food, and other seasonal items. Overall,
- 1:19:08Speaker 8: holiday spending is expected to reach record levels in November
- 1:19:11Speaker 8: and December, and the most popular gift is still gift
- 1:19:15Speaker 8: cards with fifty five percent of shoppers saying they'd like
- 1:19:18Speaker 8: to get them this year, followed by clothes and accessories, books,
- 1:19:23Speaker 8: video games or other media, and personal care or beauty items.
- 1:19:27Speaker 8: So here's a question for you, guys. Do you have
- 1:19:30Speaker 8: a budget for holiday spending and do you actually stick to.
- 1:19:34Speaker 2: It if you do? I wish it was eight seventy five.
- 1:19:37Speaker 2: I wish it was that. Please nord more.
- 1:19:41Speaker 1: I wish that was your budget.
- 1:19:43Speaker 2: I wish that was right.
- 1:19:45Speaker 1: Yeah, I stick to my budget.
- 1:19:46Speaker 8: Do you these your budget eight seventy five or more?
- 1:19:50Speaker 3: More?
- 1:19:51Speaker 1: A little more?
- 1:19:51Speaker 11: More?
- 1:19:52Speaker 1: Yeah?
- 1:19:53Speaker 2: Yeah, I go. I go over. I make sure I
- 1:19:55Speaker 2: can give my wife everything I thinks you won't. In
- 1:19:58Speaker 2: most I'll go away over them.
- 1:20:00Speaker 1: Yeah, but you know you gotta cut back on buying
- 1:20:04Speaker 1: for everybody.
- 1:20:06Speaker 2: I can't do that.
- 1:20:08Speaker 1: You can't do what budget?
- 1:20:09Speaker 2: You're my wife everything she won't and more. No, we're
- 1:20:12Speaker 2: not finna do that. No, no, no, we're not finna
- 1:20:15Speaker 2: do that.
- 1:20:16Speaker 3: You gonna get in two different worlds though, No, no, no, no, no,
- 1:20:20Speaker 3: we're in the same world. You're sitting up here getting
- 1:20:22Speaker 3: everything she won't and moa, yeah, you crazy sit out
- 1:20:27Speaker 3: and talk to her so you can find out what
- 1:20:29Speaker 3: that really is.
- 1:20:32Speaker 8: Thirty three minutes after the hour, we'll play another round.
- 1:20:36Speaker 1: Would you rather? Right after this you're listening to the
- 1:20:39Speaker 1: Steve Harvey Morning Show.
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- 1:21:10Speaker 8: And for older kids see Miko three on Miko dot
- 1:21:13Speaker 8: Ai and Amazon. Time now for a round of would
- 1:21:17Speaker 8: you rather? Would you rather burst out laughing in church
- 1:21:21Speaker 8: or just bust out laughing during sex?
- 1:21:23Speaker 1: Which one?
- 1:21:24Speaker 9: Oh?
- 1:21:25Speaker 2: I hadn't done both of them?
- 1:21:26Speaker 9: Really?
- 1:21:27Speaker 1: What was funny during sex?
- 1:21:29Speaker 7: What?
- 1:21:30Speaker 9: Me?
- 1:21:31Speaker 2: I'm always fun I was killing it, you know what
- 1:21:33Speaker 2: I mean?
- 1:21:34Speaker 9: What?
- 1:21:34Speaker 3: I'm sorry it didn't sound I'm always it didn't come out,
- 1:21:37Speaker 3: didn't sound right. I'm always funny when I'm having sex. Really, okay,
- 1:21:41Speaker 3: I'm gonna let you have that one. I'd rather bust
- 1:21:43Speaker 3: out laughing in church? I've actually done it before and
- 1:21:46Speaker 3: the only one laughing.
- 1:21:50Speaker 1: What happened?
- 1:21:51Speaker 3: The only one where the guests passed and he was talking,
- 1:21:54Speaker 3: and you know, they had this cadence that I thought
- 1:21:56Speaker 3: was funny and didn't a lot, you said, God, I
- 1:22:00Speaker 3: don't know at the time he sucked that win in boy,
- 1:22:03Speaker 3: I thought I was in concert, was hollering, laughing, or
- 1:22:09Speaker 3: he said something real quiet and the church got quiet
- 1:22:12Speaker 3: and they turned around.
- 1:22:13Speaker 2: I would laughing hard a mess.
- 1:22:19Speaker 1: Uh, how embarrassing, Junior. I'm going from you. Yeah, I'm
- 1:22:25Speaker 1: going to church because if I'm getting something, I'm not laughing.
- 1:22:27Speaker 1: This is a serious Mama me.
- 1:22:30Speaker 3: Yeah, I've almost busted out crying before, but I ain't
- 1:22:35Speaker 3: all right.
- 1:22:38Speaker 1: Would you rather?
- 1:22:39Speaker 8: Would you rather compete in a twerking contest or a
- 1:22:43Speaker 8: pie eating contest?
- 1:22:46Speaker 1: Those are your choice.
- 1:22:47Speaker 2: I'm gonna do that pie. I'm gonna go pie pie.
- 1:22:50Speaker 1: It seems like you want to be able to talk, though, Tommy,
- 1:22:53Speaker 1: I don't.
- 1:22:53Speaker 2: I don't see myself working. I don't know you got
- 1:22:56Speaker 2: the hides on the shows. That's not what I that
- 1:23:00Speaker 2: is what exactly what you mean? What surely said? Surely
- 1:23:05Speaker 2: said tom It seemed like you ought to be.
- 1:23:07Speaker 3: In the dance.
- 1:23:10Speaker 2: That ain't what you said.
- 1:23:12Speaker 9: I know what you mean.
- 1:23:14Speaker 1: Dancing?
- 1:23:15Speaker 2: Yeah, what about you? I ain't never tworked in my life,
- 1:23:21Speaker 2: but I'm sure.
- 1:23:22Speaker 13: You would be funny work because you can dance too.
- 1:23:26Speaker 3: Could we could we change it from a pieting contest
- 1:23:28Speaker 3: to a cobble eating contest, because then.
- 1:23:30Speaker 2: I want in there either one.
- 1:23:35Speaker 3: I'm more of a cobbler guy. But I did have
- 1:23:37Speaker 3: the best cherry pie I've had in thirty years where
- 1:23:45Speaker 3: at a breastaan called butcher and.
- 1:23:48Speaker 13: Steel where okay, yeah, okay, that's hard to find a
- 1:23:53Speaker 13: good cheery Oh it's difficult.
- 1:23:55Speaker 1: I fired good, all right? Last one?
- 1:23:59Speaker 8: Would you have sex fully dressed or would you rather
- 1:24:02Speaker 8: have sex naked in the front yard?
- 1:24:06Speaker 2: I hadn't done both for them?
- 1:24:07Speaker 1: Oh god, who is that you haven't for that?
- 1:24:14Speaker 4: Help is.
- 1:24:16Speaker 2: My yard?
- 1:24:19Speaker 1: And you can worked to Yeah? He had sex in
- 1:24:22Speaker 1: the front yard?
- 1:24:24Speaker 2: What what I need to go to the back? What's
- 1:24:27Speaker 2: the problem?
- 1:24:28Speaker 4: Nothing?
- 1:24:29Speaker 8: Apparently with our last break of the day at forty
- 1:24:33Speaker 8: nine minutes after the hour, and we'll have some closing
- 1:24:35Speaker 8: remarks from the one and only Steve Harvey right after this.
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- 1:25:15Speaker 8: All right, here we are, guys, last break of the day,
- 1:25:18Speaker 8: last break of the week, on this Friday. It's been
- 1:25:20Speaker 8: a great day.
- 1:25:21Speaker 1: We've had fun today, new week, no great week?
- 1:25:25Speaker 9: Yeah?
- 1:25:26Speaker 1: Uh, Steve, what's on your mind?
- 1:25:29Speaker 9: You know?
- 1:25:29Speaker 3: Here's my closing remarks. I talk about a lot of things.
- 1:25:34Speaker 3: I talk about discipline, I talk about faith. I talk
- 1:25:39Speaker 3: about consistency, I talk about never giving up. I talk
- 1:25:46Speaker 3: about a wide range of things because it's all in
- 1:25:49Speaker 3: line with trying to encourage people. Also it lines up
- 1:25:54Speaker 3: with me sharing what I've learned over the years. I'm
- 1:25:58Speaker 3: older than most people who listen to this show. Now,
- 1:26:02Speaker 3: a lot of people are way older than me. To
- 1:26:04Speaker 3: listen to the show a lot of them, but I'm
- 1:26:07Speaker 3: in that upper tier and I've learned a lot of
- 1:26:11Speaker 3: things in my life, and today I want to give
- 1:26:15Speaker 3: you the absolute most significant thing.
- 1:26:20Speaker 2: Listen to me. You all in your own way starting now.
- 1:26:27Speaker 3: If you have not done so, or it needs to
- 1:26:31Speaker 3: be revitalized, or you need to get it started, or
- 1:26:35Speaker 3: you need to just revamp it, you have got to
- 1:26:39Speaker 3: start paying attention to your relationship with God. I don't
- 1:26:46Speaker 3: care what nobody tell you. The central ingredient to happiness
- 1:26:53Speaker 3: or success is your relationship with God because it can
- 1:27:00Speaker 3: be a very present help at all times, and you
- 1:27:07Speaker 3: really need it in times of trouble, because sometimes, y'all,
- 1:27:11Speaker 3: you just don't have the answer. I can't tell you
- 1:27:15Speaker 3: how many times when I was homeless, I was sitting there, man,
- 1:27:19Speaker 3: and I just put both hands on the steering wheel
- 1:27:21Speaker 3: that will put my head on that stairing wheel, and
- 1:27:24Speaker 3: just say, lord, I just don't know. I don't know
- 1:27:28Speaker 3: what to do. And I'm telling you, I was trying
- 1:27:31Speaker 3: to think of everything. But when I finally realized that
- 1:27:39Speaker 3: me doing it myself wasn't working. When I finally realized
- 1:27:43Speaker 3: that all the teachings of my mother, who had been
- 1:27:46Speaker 3: a Sunday school teacher for forty years. When I realized
- 1:27:49Speaker 3: everything she was trying to tell me about faith and prayer,
- 1:27:54Speaker 3: I had stopped doing it and I was just sitting
- 1:27:58Speaker 3: there trying to figure it out. When I got back
- 1:28:02Speaker 3: to praying and talking to God, it didn't instantly change it,
- 1:28:07Speaker 3: but guess what it did. It instantly changed my mindset.
- 1:28:14Speaker 3: I suddenly realized I wasn't by myself. It suddenly dawned
- 1:28:18Speaker 3: on me that now He is really listening to me.
- 1:28:23Speaker 3: And you know what it did, I just felt better.
- 1:28:27Speaker 3: I just felt better because He gave me a calmness
- 1:28:30Speaker 3: and a peace. And then he started strengthening me to
- 1:28:34Speaker 3: give me the strength to endure this test I was under.
- 1:28:38Speaker 3: And then he started giving me some resolution in my mind.
- 1:28:41Speaker 3: He started helping me to understand why it was happening,
- 1:28:46Speaker 3: and I was able to cope with it better.
- 1:28:49Speaker 2: And then one day I looked up and it was over.
- 1:28:54Speaker 2: My dream had gotten true.
- 1:28:55Speaker 3: I had got a call to be on showtime at DePaolo,
- 1:28:58Speaker 3: And little did I know that that one call right
- 1:29:02Speaker 3: there would skyrocket everything. Now, it didn't mean that hardships
- 1:29:06Speaker 3: was over, No, it didn't. It didn't mean that I
- 1:29:08Speaker 3: was problem free. It didn't mean that I was I
- 1:29:12Speaker 3: had hit it now and it wasn't nothing else to
- 1:29:15Speaker 3: deal with now. It came with a whole new set
- 1:29:17Speaker 3: of challenges. All right here, we gave you this TV show. Now,
- 1:29:22Speaker 3: guess what I looked up. I didn't have nothing to
- 1:29:23Speaker 3: wear on TV because I was that backed up with poverty.
- 1:29:30Speaker 3: They gave me showtime at Apollo, and I didn't have
- 1:29:33Speaker 3: a clothes to.
- 1:29:33Speaker 2: Go on the Apollo. But then you know what God did.
- 1:29:38Speaker 2: He started providing. He gave me a friend name Barbara
- 1:29:43Speaker 2: Bates in Chicago.
- 1:29:47Speaker 3: He gave me a friend name Jabib that owned the
- 1:29:50Speaker 3: store called Silhouettes in Dallas, Texas. He just started giving
- 1:29:57Speaker 3: me friends man that would let me buy clothes on
- 1:30:02Speaker 3: discount and up front, let me open up an account
- 1:30:05Speaker 3: until I started making money on TV and I could
- 1:30:07Speaker 3: pay these people back. All because I had formed a
- 1:30:12Speaker 3: relationship with God and he took the what I didn't
- 1:30:15Speaker 3: know and provided me with solutions. I didn't even know
- 1:30:19Speaker 3: what I was gonna wear on TV man, and he
- 1:30:22Speaker 3: started touching people's hearts and making a way. When I finally,
- 1:30:26Speaker 3: when I first got on showtime, did palla, I wasn't
- 1:30:29Speaker 3: wearing suits.
- 1:30:30Speaker 2: I was wearing a little vest and shirts and stuff.
- 1:30:33Speaker 2: I said, Man, I got to give me some suits.
- 1:30:36Speaker 2: Barbara Bates started designing all my suits for showtime at
- 1:30:40Speaker 2: the Apollo.
- 1:30:43Speaker 3: That girl man changed my life. Man, shout out to
- 1:30:46Speaker 3: Barbara Bates in Chicago. Beautiful system.
- 1:30:51Speaker 9: Man.
- 1:30:52Speaker 2: Thank you to Habid Man. Thank you to a partner mine.
- 1:30:56Speaker 8: Man.
- 1:30:57Speaker 3: I'm My first opening gig ever was from Pankee Beverly
- 1:31:00Speaker 3: Maids at the front Road Theater.
- 1:31:02Speaker 2: I ain't had nothing to work. He gave me two
- 1:31:04Speaker 2: hundred dollars.
- 1:31:04Speaker 3: I went the man talking about my outfit to open
- 1:31:07Speaker 3: for Frankie Beverly and Maids at the front Road Theater.
- 1:31:11Speaker 2: Wow.
- 1:31:12Speaker 3: I look back, man, when I was thinking of all
- 1:31:14Speaker 3: the times I didn't have a way, and I look
- 1:31:17Speaker 3: at how many times God provided away. But that's because
- 1:31:20Speaker 3: I had opened up my heart to have a relationship
- 1:31:23Speaker 3: with it. And I'm inviting you all to do the
- 1:31:26Speaker 3: same thing, because God will welcome you with open arms.
- 1:31:29Speaker 3: God knows he ain't heard from you in a while,
- 1:31:32Speaker 3: and he okay with that. God is a forgiving god. Man,
- 1:31:36Speaker 3: don't you let the devil fool you and make you
- 1:31:38Speaker 3: think since you ain't talk too me in a while,
- 1:31:39Speaker 3: he ain't gonna listen to you. That's not true. God
- 1:31:42Speaker 3: is available for you right now. Try y'all get your
- 1:31:45Speaker 3: relationship together with God. He'll change your whole life. Those
- 1:31:49Speaker 3: are my clothing remarks today. Hey y'all, y'all have a
- 1:31:52Speaker 3: great weekend. Okay, God willing, We'll see y'all.
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