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FULL SHOW: Calling Your Boss At Home, Strawberry Letter: Thick Thighs, Oh My - 10.03.25 · The Steve Harvey Morning Show

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  Speaker 1: Today show is pre recorded. Y'all know what time y'all
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  Speaker 1: don't know y'all.
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  Speaker 2: All at all?
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  Speaker 1: Soon given them black the Milan bus boz.
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  Speaker 4: I don't joy ye.
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  Speaker 3: Joy, you got you turn.
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  Speaker 2: got to turn the mouth, turn out, turn the money.
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  Speaker 1: Come come on, you'll think that, huh, I sure will.
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  Speaker 6: a huge amount of responsibility. I didn't really know I
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  Speaker 6: was gonna have to be this responsible. You know, Can
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  Speaker 6: I share something with y'all? I started out to Finally
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  Speaker 6: I had gotten on track and was able to see
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  Speaker 6: a way to even pursue my dream. It has been
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  Speaker 6: a long, a long trip that I've been on, and
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  Speaker 6: I've gone through so many phases of it. It is
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  Speaker 6: rewarding along the way to accomplish your dreams. What I'm
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  Speaker 6: saying is this, let me put it together, because I
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  Speaker 6: got so much running through my head right now. You know,
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  Speaker 6: it's one thing to accomplish your dreams, but there's joy
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  Speaker 6: in the process of achieving it. See, some people are
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  Speaker 6: so caught up in the goal, the final goal, that
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  Speaker 6: they find no joy, no enjoyment in the process. If
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  Speaker 6: you have found what it is you want to do
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  Speaker 6: and you strike out on that journey, please understand you
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  Speaker 6: are far more blessed than the average person to know
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  Speaker 6: what it is you really want to do. To find
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  Speaker 6: your work in life, your purpose, to find out what
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  Speaker 6: direction you want to go in is such a blessing.
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  Speaker 6: The average person, if you sit down and talk to them,
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  Speaker 6: oftentimes don't have their life on track. And it'd be
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  Speaker 6: some people that you looking at you think, God it
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  Speaker 6: going on because of their appearance, their swagger.
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  Speaker 1: Oh they walk like it, they talk like it, they
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  Speaker 1: look like it.
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  Speaker 6: But if you sit down and talk to the average person,
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  Speaker 6: the average person man does not know what their purpose is,
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  Speaker 6: has not discovered what they want to do, and have
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  Speaker 6: no idea how to get that. If you are on
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  Speaker 6: the other side of that, if you understand your purpose,
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  Speaker 6: if you have an idea of what you want to be,
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  Speaker 6: and you are on your way there, you are truly blessed.
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  Speaker 6: And in that blessing you must recognize it as a blessing.
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  Speaker 6: You must recognize the fact that you are on the
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  Speaker 6: right side, and that there should be a sense of
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  Speaker 6: accomplishment and a feeling of pride in you that you
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  Speaker 6: are on track to accomplish your goal. See what used
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  Speaker 6: to happen was sometimes I used to keep my nose
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  Speaker 6: so on the grindstone that I wouldn't even look.
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  Speaker 1: Up and realize.
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  Speaker 6: Man, hey, man, I know you're trying to get here,
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  Speaker 6: but Steve, hold on. Man, can't you see what you've
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  Speaker 6: done so far? Can't you find your some joy in
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  Speaker 6: the process. See, a lot of us lose the joy
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  Speaker 6: of a blessings God has given us because we looking
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  Speaker 6: at the end talking about I ain't there yet, you
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  Speaker 6: on your way. I'm gonna give you an example. I
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  Speaker 6: had a friend who told me that they wanted to
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  Speaker 6: be a millionaire. And they asked me some questions and
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  Speaker 6: I told them, so they started the process. And I
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  Speaker 6: am telling you, this dude works extremely hard. So about
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  Speaker 6: a year later we were talking. He had found this business,
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  Speaker 6: he had set his goal, and he was working towards it.
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  Speaker 6: Then about two years later I ran up into him again.
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  Speaker 6: We were talking about it and everything. He said, Man, really,
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  Speaker 6: really appreciate the advice. He said, Man, but this is
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  Speaker 6: all jacked up, man, because I still ain't made that
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  Speaker 6: million I was talking about. I said, well, hey, man,
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  Speaker 6: just keep at it is coming. He said, Man, keep
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  Speaker 6: at it.
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  Speaker 1: Man.
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  Speaker 6: You know how long I've been doing this? Been two
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  Speaker 6: years now. And I didn't say that to him, but
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  Speaker 6: I said to myself, yeah, two years. He said, Man,
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  Speaker 6: I've been grinding so long. Man, it's just it ain't
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  Speaker 6: happening for me. I said, wait a minute, man, holld on,
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  Speaker 6: hold on. I said, about how much you making right now?
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  Speaker 1: A year?
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  Speaker 7: Man?
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  Speaker 1: About two hundred and fifty thousand.
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  Speaker 6: I quit breathing. I said, well, my man, two years
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  Speaker 6: ago you didn't have a clue. Two years later, you
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  Speaker 6: making a quarter of a million dollars. I said, Man,
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  Speaker 6: do you understand how blessed you are? I said, ma'am,
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  Speaker 6: your family was about to.
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  Speaker 1: Get put out.
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  Speaker 6: Two years ago. You done bought a house. Yeah, man,
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  Speaker 6: but this ain't the house. I really won't. Oh, oh, partner,
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  Speaker 6: whoa I got that? I got that the house you
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  Speaker 6: really want? Mike call fied eight million. I don't know,
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  Speaker 6: but man, y'all got a house, you making a payment,
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  Speaker 6: You drive it. You ain't out no more, I said,
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  Speaker 6: old man, you got to stop. I said, you got
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  Speaker 6: to stop. I said, man, because right now, man, you
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  Speaker 6: you coming across. That's real ungrateful to me. And so
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  Speaker 6: he said, man, why are you tripping like that?
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  Speaker 1: Man?
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  Speaker 6: Man, you act like don't nobody want to have nothing
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  Speaker 6: but you? I said, whoa man, where are you going
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  Speaker 6: with this conversation? I said, Oh, I didn't come to you.
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  Speaker 6: I just came to you and asked you how you doing.
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  Speaker 6: And I'm trying to point out to you that the
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  Speaker 6: journey that you started on, that you are on your way,
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  Speaker 6: and you are in the process of accomplishing your goals.
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  Speaker 6: And can you not feel some joy and some pleasure
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  Speaker 6: in your accomplishment. Quit tripping on the fact that you
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  Speaker 6: ain't made a million yet. You on your way?
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  Speaker 1: You done went.
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  Speaker 6: From heg this dude was making fifteen thousand dollars a year.
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  Speaker 6: You making quarter of a million dollars in two years. Man,
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  Speaker 6: come on, man, can't you see can't you see? So
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  Speaker 6: he said, eventually, ah, man, I kind of see what
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  Speaker 6: you saying. But that ain't about nothing to me, because
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  Speaker 6: I ran up into him. A year and a half later,
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  Speaker 6: how you doing, man, Man, I show wish I'd appreciated
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  Speaker 6: my life when I had it like that.
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  Speaker 1: I said, what you mean, had it like that? Man?
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  Speaker 6: Just fell on some hard times. Man, right back where
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  Speaker 6: I was. And then we talked. I said, hey, man,
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  Speaker 6: don't worry about it. I said, Once you know how
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  Speaker 6: to accomplish something, I said, you just reapply the same
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  Speaker 6: principles and start on over again. Man, you know how
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  Speaker 6: hard it is or be to start over? Okay, my man,
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  Speaker 6: Hold up, pardoner, you've been do yourself like this again.
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  Speaker 6: First you wasn't grateful for what you had. Now you're
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  Speaker 6: looking at the fact that you might have to start over,
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  Speaker 6: and you know how hard it is to start over.
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  Speaker 6: Maybe God said, okay, you ain't happy with this, Okay,
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  Speaker 6: didn't handle it your way? You obviously ain't happy with
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  Speaker 6: the way I'm bringing it into your life. You want
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  Speaker 6: to handle it your way. Go ahead and handle it
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  Speaker 6: because he will let you have it your way. Can
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  Speaker 6: I tell you that he will let you do it
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  Speaker 6: exactly the way you want to it because he gives
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  Speaker 6: us all the power choice. So then maybe he said, Okay,
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  Speaker 6: you don't appreciate the way I'm doing it. You don't
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  Speaker 6: like the favor I'm showing you. You think it's taken
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  Speaker 6: too long. I'm gonna let you do it your way.
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  Speaker 6: I'm not gonna turn my back on you. I'm just
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  Speaker 6: gonna let you do it your way. Just just say
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  Speaker 6: maybe he said that, and now he right back where
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  Speaker 6: it was. So what I tried to get the young
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  Speaker 6: cat to understand was, man, appreciate your life for what
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  Speaker 6: it is, because like life. Jenning's got that song that
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  Speaker 6: he got out off this album. Still I still believe
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  Speaker 6: it could have been worse. And now that it is worse.
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  Speaker 6: What's on your mind now, Folks, If you are on
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  Speaker 6: that side of life where you have figured out what
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  Speaker 6: you want to do, you know how you're gonna get that,
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  Speaker 6: and you know your purpose. You're accomplishing what the majority
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  Speaker 6: of people never ever do. So be grateful for your process.
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  Speaker 6: Don't tumble yourself, don't throw yourself off the cliff. It's
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  Speaker 6: gonna be all right. Success takes a measure of time.
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  Speaker 6: It is not easy. If success were easy, everybody would
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  Speaker 6: be successful.
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  Speaker 1: Boy, what boy? What boy? Asked me?
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  Speaker 6: Why I can stay positive? Because I know what he do.
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  Speaker 8: it's time now for the nephew to run that brank
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  Speaker 11: Surely, this right here is a wedding and a funeral.
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  Speaker 11: A wedding and a funeral all at the same time
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  Speaker 11: coming down the aisle. But the cask get right down.
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  Speaker 11: You understand when you and a funeral, let's go, cat
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  Speaker 11: dog give you what?
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  Speaker 12: Hello? It is Ryan?
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  Speaker 7: Hi, right, I'm trying to Ryan, Ryan.
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  Speaker 12: How you doing, Hey, I'm good. I'm thinking.
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  Speaker 7: This is Josh Josh over at the I want to
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  Speaker 7: be officials at the church where you guys are getting
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  Speaker 7: married tomorrow. Yeah, yeah, how you doing? Man?
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  Speaker 12: I want to thank you all for that too. Man, Well,
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  Speaker 12: we'll appreciate it.
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  Speaker 7: Sure here. Well, we definitely hope to make you a
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  Speaker 7: member here sooner or later, since you guys are getting married.
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  Speaker 12: You know, hey, man, you know I'm trying to get
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  Speaker 12: this work schedule changed up. You know what I'm saying.
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  Speaker 12: They got me working on Sundays now, man, So as
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  Speaker 12: soon as I tweaked at the mood at around a
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  Speaker 12: little bit, I'll be there.
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  Speaker 7: Okay, listen, we have a bit of a situation that's
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  Speaker 7: come up we had some problems and uh, miscommunication, and
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  Speaker 7: it's definitely been on the outside. They had your name
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  Speaker 7: Ryan down here with your phone number as well as
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  Speaker 7: your assume to be wife Sonya. They had her name here,
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  Speaker 7: but we didn't want to call her with if we
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  Speaker 7: wanted to just reach out and talk to you and
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  Speaker 7: see if it just makes you aware of what was
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  Speaker 7: going on. Okay, what's what's going on? Man? There's been
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  Speaker 7: a mix up on on scheduling. I don't know if
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  Speaker 7: you know since the older make she passed away a
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  Speaker 7: week ago and you're not you're not a member of
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  Speaker 7: the church, so you wouldn't know her. But she's one
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  Speaker 7: of the one of the oldest members here at the church.
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  Speaker 7: Just the olda may passed away. And what's going on?
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  Speaker 7: Is you all's wedding is to at twelve o'clock, right,
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  Speaker 7: but the actual funeral is at three o'clock here at
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  Speaker 7: the church.
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  Speaker 12: Okay, Uh, shine began, brother what Josh, Josh? Okay, look here,
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  Speaker 12: brother Josh, hey, man, we we we already got this
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  Speaker 12: thing in motion.
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  Speaker 5: Man.
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  Speaker 12: We didn't stand out there two hundred invitations, man, I
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  Speaker 12: mean blessed.
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  Speaker 7: Or so and and I understand that, but but I mean,
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  Speaker 7: you know, she's there's no way we could have moved
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  Speaker 7: it around. Now the figures problem. The funeral home is
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  Speaker 7: bringing the casket first thing in the morning. So what
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  Speaker 7: I want what I wanted to make you aware of,
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  Speaker 7: and I didn't want you to tell your wife this,
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  Speaker 7: but the actual casket will be in the Saints Aiar,
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  Speaker 7: but we will have it.
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  Speaker 12: Come hold on, man, are you serious?
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  Speaker 7: Now?
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  Speaker 13: Look here, Hey, y'alln't need to move this round.
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  Speaker 12: I don't know what y'all gonna do if y'all have
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  Speaker 12: a fellowsipall in the back or something like that. Ryan.
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  Speaker 7: The only place we can actually put the casket and
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  Speaker 7: if we didn't put it there, is in the actual
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  Speaker 7: room that your soon to be wife would be changing in.
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  Speaker 7: That's the only place.
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  Speaker 13: Maybe, I just mile my wife could have changed no
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  Speaker 13: room with no dead body.
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  Speaker 12: Are you kidding?
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  Speaker 7: And you know what I understood that that's the first
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  Speaker 7: thing I thought of it. I thought, I said, just
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  Speaker 7: put the cask and the way it goes for the
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  Speaker 7: funeral and we're gonna cover it up and see basically
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  Speaker 7: you actually get.
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  Speaker 12: In Wow, I can't even believe you call it what
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  Speaker 12: this man? Look at the excuse my french man. Yeah,
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  Speaker 12: I know I need to get back into church, I
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  Speaker 12: really do.
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  Speaker 13: But right now, Doug, this ain't going down like this.
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  Speaker 7: Man.
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  Speaker 12: No, we didn't already paid the money. First of all.
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  Speaker 12: First of all, you know she should have. I don't
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  Speaker 12: even feel like she had to pay, you know, to
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  Speaker 12: to hold no wedding over and hunt her to where
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  Speaker 12: she paid times at. That's that's the first thing.
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  Speaker 7: You know.
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  Speaker 12: I ain't like that from the jumping, but I would
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  Speaker 12: ahead and when win it because she want her pastor
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  Speaker 12: to marry us. And now you got the nerve to
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  Speaker 12: tell me that's how we arrange something that a funeral
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  Speaker 12: gonna happen the same day as my wedding and my
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  Speaker 12: wife got to get dressed in the room with a
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  Speaker 12: dead body.
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  Speaker 7: Well, we're not gonna put her in that, bro, Like
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  Speaker 7: I say, I'm putting that body first thing in the morning.
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  Speaker 7: I'm gonna put that body in the right there in
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  Speaker 7: front of the full pit, and we're gonna cover it. Now,
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  Speaker 7: what you're getting out of it is you're getting more flowers,
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  Speaker 7: because there's gonna be flowers from the funeral. So I'm
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  Speaker 7: thinking that's probably gonna be a little bit of a perk,
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  Speaker 7: but I just wanted you to they don't wear. It's
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  Speaker 7: probably gonna be more people than you think because some
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  Speaker 7: of the people that's gonna be at your wedding it's
• 18:27
  Speaker 7: really for the funeral.
• 18:28
  Speaker 12: A hold on, man, are you serious righting that? I mean,
• 18:32
  Speaker 12: look here, doctor, I done paid for this wedding to
• 18:35
  Speaker 12: happen at this church, man, okay, And no disrespect to
• 18:38
  Speaker 12: the lady that is past. God bless her family. I
• 18:41
  Speaker 12: ain't planning to not putting no dead body, having no
• 18:44
  Speaker 12: funerals at my wedding. Man, that's crazy.
• 18:48
  Speaker 7: I'm much come down there church too, sir. She's a
• 18:51
  Speaker 7: member of the church too.
• 18:53
  Speaker 12: I don't give it. I don't be no member of
• 18:54
  Speaker 12: the church. Man. I done paid for this wedding and
• 18:57
  Speaker 12: it's gonna happen tomorrow. Man, you go fixing and putting
• 19:00
  Speaker 12: dead body at my wedding?
• 19:02
  Speaker 7: So what church ran? Right? I mean, no distance. But
• 19:09
  Speaker 7: but the woman has passed. She is not gonna get up.
• 19:12
  Speaker 13: I mean, what what is the problem?
• 19:14
  Speaker 12: The problem is? YO calls me with this man's day
• 19:17
  Speaker 12: before my wedding. We didn't schedule there six months ago.
• 19:20
  Speaker 12: I got to fendh twenty five thirty thousand dollars on
• 19:22
  Speaker 12: this web.
• 19:23
  Speaker 13: Okay, and I just gonna tell me that we got
• 19:24
  Speaker 13: to share our wed.
• 19:25
  Speaker 12: With a funeral. But the hellers want with you?
• 19:28
  Speaker 14: Man?
• 19:29
  Speaker 7: Do you want to have your wedding at this church?
• 19:32
  Speaker 13: I paid for what you mean want?
• 19:34
  Speaker 12: I'm having a wedding, Okay, I tell you what't lift
• 19:36
  Speaker 12: the body be up in the morning. I rolled in
• 19:38
  Speaker 12: the right up the street planning. Y'all just stay out
• 19:40
  Speaker 12: saying in the front and and and throw flowers like
• 19:43
  Speaker 12: throwing rice. But we're gonna have a wedding inside the
• 19:46
  Speaker 12: same jay tomorrow.
• 19:47
  Speaker 7: I promise you that, sir, I can't. I cannot assure
• 19:50
  Speaker 7: you that it won't be. I have no other place
• 19:52
  Speaker 7: to put.
• 19:53
  Speaker 12: The body, Okay, Well I'll bet you'll find somewhere to
• 19:55
  Speaker 12: put it. If I get that a mart and it's
• 19:57
  Speaker 12: somebody in there, there's gonna be a couple of bodies
• 19:59
  Speaker 12: in there.
• 19:59
  Speaker 7: Name.
• 20:00
  Speaker 12: You got two choices to move in funeral or to
• 20:03
  Speaker 12: remburs me back. There's thirty thousand dollars out of hour
• 20:06
  Speaker 12: to spend those only two choices. I want to hear
• 20:08
  Speaker 12: about it. Meet me at the front door to night
• 20:10
  Speaker 12: with a thirty thousand dollars cashier check or we say
• 20:12
  Speaker 12: they have this wedding up in there tomorrow morning. You
• 20:14
  Speaker 12: heard me, I ain't playing. I ain't playing at all,
• 20:17
  Speaker 12: no joke. What's wrong with child?
• 20:20
  Speaker 7: Man? You can do something else, man, Listen, I understand
• 20:22
  Speaker 7: that I don't.
• 20:24
  Speaker 12: Want to know from you.
• 20:25
  Speaker 7: Man.
• 20:26
  Speaker 13: All I'm saying is it's going to be a.
• 20:28
  Speaker 12: Wedding at this church tomorrow without saying dead body. That's
• 20:31
  Speaker 12: all I'm saying. Push it to the band.
• 20:33
  Speaker 7: Man. There's one more bit of an issue that I
• 20:36
  Speaker 7: need to tell you.
• 20:37
  Speaker 12: Also, what the can be worse than a dead body?
• 20:39
  Speaker 12: What issue can be worse than dead body at my wedding?
• 20:42
  Speaker 7: Man? The issue here that is worse than the dead
• 20:45
  Speaker 7: body is. This is Nexhew time and from the Steve
• 20:48
  Speaker 7: Harby Morning Show. Your best man, Jeff got me the
• 20:52
  Speaker 7: prank phone call you.
• 20:54
  Speaker 13: What you know what, Mabe?
• 21:01
  Speaker 12: The bitch man about to get the BESO when he
• 21:04
  Speaker 12: can possibly get man playing you then got leave the
• 21:12
  Speaker 12: Oh it is to get the best beat down possible.
• 21:15
  Speaker 7: Babe. I'll tell you, hey, one more question. What's the
• 21:19
  Speaker 7: baddest radio show in the land?
• 21:21
  Speaker 12: Right the Steve Hood Morning Show, Babe, from.
• 21:26
  Speaker 1: Losing to say.
• 21:27
  Speaker 8: Coming up next, it is asked the CLO our chief
• 21:30
  Speaker 8: Love Officer, Steve Harvey in the building. Right after this,
• 21:33
  Speaker 8: you're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show. Hey everyone,
• 21:41
  Speaker 8: quick health question. Even though you're still thriving, still loving,
• 21:45
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• 21:49
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• 22:13
  Speaker 8: ask the CLO chief Love Officer, Steve Harvey in the building. Yeah,
• 22:19
  Speaker 8: this one's from Nia and plano nea wrights. I got
• 22:21
  Speaker 8: my five year old daughter from children's church Sunday and
• 22:25
  Speaker 8: she said Miss D said it was hot af outside.
• 22:29
  Speaker 8: I ask Miss D to stop using profanity, which she
• 22:33
  Speaker 8: has done for years on church grounds. We got into
• 22:36
  Speaker 8: an argument and she has banned my daughter from children's church.
• 22:40
  Speaker 1: Should I report her to the pastor well.
• 22:42
  Speaker 6: Your daughter can't come to children church no more because
• 22:45
  Speaker 6: your daughter can't keep putting mouth flows. That's what it is,
• 22:49
  Speaker 6: because children's church it is hot a f outside.
• 22:54
  Speaker 1: I don't know what is you in here repeating it
• 22:56
  Speaker 1: to yo, n me fault moy. But you can ban
• 23:02
  Speaker 1: a kid, No, you can't ban Yeah.
• 23:06
  Speaker 6: You know they're gonna make up lies about your baby,
• 23:08
  Speaker 6: you know she and they're stealing crayons and spelling Sunday
• 23:12
  Speaker 6: school cards. Yeah, baby, pornography on the church computer.
• 23:21
  Speaker 7: Like that.
• 23:22
  Speaker 1: Yeah, Yeah, you're gonna have to report her. Yeah to
• 23:24
  Speaker 1: the past all right, Nia, Okay.
• 23:28
  Speaker 8: Moving on to Rochelle and Memphis, Rochelle writes, I have
• 23:31
  Speaker 8: a small dog that hates my husband. All of a sudden,
• 23:36
  Speaker 8: my dog has been drawn into my husband's pants legs
• 23:40
  Speaker 8: when he comes home.
• 23:41
  Speaker 14: Uh.
• 23:42
  Speaker 8: My dog even sniffs the dirty laundry. Now that's a
• 23:45
  Speaker 8: sign that my husband is around someone that has a dog.
• 23:52
  Speaker 7: Yeah.
• 23:52
  Speaker 13: I think.
• 23:54
  Speaker 8: She thinks her husband's cheating. But how can she be
• 23:57
  Speaker 8: sure of it over a dog? Yeah, because of the
• 24:00
  Speaker 8: dog smells another dog on her husband. That's why he's
• 24:03
  Speaker 8: after him.
• 24:04
  Speaker 6: Well, then it could be any somebody at work, got
• 24:06
  Speaker 6: a dog, somebody where he's sitting in the chair.
• 24:09
  Speaker 1: Got a dog. He could be anything. Your dog gonna
• 24:12
  Speaker 1: break up your marriage and dum can't even talk.
• 24:17
  Speaker 7: Of the dog.
• 24:22
  Speaker 1: I smell a woman growling at the husband.
• 24:31
  Speaker 8: A smell not.
• 24:39
  Speaker 1: You're gonna break your marriage up over the dogs. Yeah,
• 24:43
  Speaker 1: don't do that. So what they're gonna do? Get rid
• 24:45
  Speaker 1: of the dog, like Tommy saying, what they're gonna do?
• 24:49
  Speaker 6: Oh yeah, dog, he goes, he's gone a little dog,
• 24:55
  Speaker 6: fluffy new n ain't gonna be Maddy.
• 24:59
  Speaker 1: Because you're gonna be outside. Dogs are part of the family.
• 25:02
  Speaker 1: They're fur babies, they're pets. They're part of the family
• 25:08
  Speaker 1: like every other dog. You my dog, and you needs
• 25:15
  Speaker 1: to be my dog all the weight and don't act
• 25:18
  Speaker 1: like a little all right.
• 25:23
  Speaker 8: Going on to Clinton and Gulfport, this is next to
• 25:26
  Speaker 8: the last one. Steve Clinton says, I'm a thirty nine
• 25:29
  Speaker 8: year old married man and I caught my wife sexting
• 25:31
  Speaker 8: another man. I walked in on her taking nude pics
• 25:35
  Speaker 8: of herself in the shower. I called the man and
• 25:38
  Speaker 8: set up a meeting, but he chickened out and didn't
• 25:41
  Speaker 8: show up. He knows that he's going to run into
• 25:44
  Speaker 8: me sooner or later? And how should I handle this
• 25:47
  Speaker 8: situation a minute?
• 25:48
  Speaker 1: Man, Hold on, I didn't marry him. Why is you
• 25:53
  Speaker 1: looking to whip him?
• 25:54
  Speaker 7: Fall?
• 25:55
  Speaker 14: Oh?
• 25:56
  Speaker 1: Okay, your house taking naked pictures of herself to a man.
• 26:04
  Speaker 1: Your problem is with the man. Uh huh, yep it is. Yeah.
• 26:11
  Speaker 1: You is at that house. You walk in and see
• 26:15
  Speaker 1: your wife sexting another man? Are you kidding me? So
• 26:19
  Speaker 1: he called the man and set meeting. But the call
• 26:22
  Speaker 1: the man that.
• 26:22
  Speaker 6: Set up the meeting. The meeting should be at your house.
• 26:26
  Speaker 6: Come on, your meeting is with the woman that said
• 26:30
  Speaker 6: devows to you, that's in the house sexting the other man.
• 26:35
  Speaker 1: The man is just a byproduct.
• 26:38
  Speaker 6: That was risky what she was doing. Yeah, all right,
• 26:43
  Speaker 6: so disrespectfully you and your man at the man? Hey, dog, amen,
• 26:48
  Speaker 6: yo yo, your the way you're going about this is
• 26:51
  Speaker 6: a little bit off. You ain't even got to talk
• 26:53
  Speaker 6: to the man.
• 26:55
  Speaker 1: Dog. You need to find you need to get a
• 26:56
  Speaker 1: new check. Okay, yeah, it's too much.
• 27:02
  Speaker 6: I'm gonna get a new chick. Oh that's what we're doing. Oh,
• 27:05
  Speaker 6: no problem, Oh oh, that's what we're doing. First of all,
• 27:08
  Speaker 6: let me know that's what we're doing. So we all
• 27:10
  Speaker 6: get in this game, but you gonna find somewhere else
• 27:13
  Speaker 6: to stay them.
• 27:14
  Speaker 8: Yeah, yeah, all right, she's done. All right, Moving on
• 27:17
  Speaker 8: last one, Steve to Tiffany in south Field. Tiffany says,
• 27:21
  Speaker 8: whenever my husband and I get into an argument, he
• 27:24
  Speaker 8: goes to stay with his sister and he blocks my calls.
• 27:28
  Speaker 8: He won't even answer my calls on his office phone.
• 27:31
  Speaker 8: His sister is a big part of it all because
• 27:34
  Speaker 8: she allows him to run to her every time. I think,
• 27:38
  Speaker 8: as a woman, she should have my back. Am I
• 27:40
  Speaker 8: right or wrong? She's have my back?
• 27:43
  Speaker 6: Wait a minute, once again, why y'all putting the blame?
• 27:48
  Speaker 6: How does get to run to his sister house. I'm
• 27:55
  Speaker 6: here gonna tell my sister, my sister, don see you
• 28:00
  Speaker 6: talking doing with me?
• 28:02
  Speaker 1: Till it is the wait?
• 28:04
  Speaker 6: Many, Yeah, I don't understand that is. Your problem is
• 28:12
  Speaker 6: not with his sister. Your problem is with your man
• 28:16
  Speaker 6: that runs to his sister. Yeah yeah, but see the
• 28:21
  Speaker 6: real problem is you keep letting him come back home.
• 28:24
  Speaker 8: Ah, good point, good point, stay on over there with
• 28:28
  Speaker 8: the sisters.
• 28:30
  Speaker 1: Uh huh mm hm. Oh is he going to the
• 28:35
  Speaker 1: sister's house? Block away?
• 28:38
  Speaker 7: Paul?
• 28:38
  Speaker 6: Because I really, I really I'm not going on my
• 28:41
  Speaker 6: sister house. I'm tell you that right now. Oh no,
• 28:44
  Speaker 6: I'm gonna go over somebody house that don't argue my
• 28:48
  Speaker 6: sister house. What I look like going on Mona house?
• 28:55
  Speaker 6: You really think I'm gonna go with Mona house.
• 29:00
  Speaker 1: She will be a sister, but not by blood.
• 29:02
  Speaker 8: Okay, So she wants to know is she right or
• 29:07
  Speaker 8: wrong that as a woman, she thinks his sister should
• 29:10
  Speaker 8: have her back.
• 29:10
  Speaker 1: No, her sister, that's his that's his sister. Yeah, her brother,
• 29:18
  Speaker 1: blood brother, that's my brother.
• 29:23
  Speaker 10: Definitely, everybody was tripping in the clo dogs right into
• 29:34
  Speaker 10: a family quarters. Yeah you wrong, Judge Mathews or somebody
• 29:45
  Speaker 10: y'all doing the family dynamic.
• 29:49
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, she's mad at the sister, not her man.
• 29:53
  Speaker 8: Wow, time he get mad, he run over his sister
• 29:56
  Speaker 8: house and and doesn't answer her calls.
• 29:59
  Speaker 1: Yeah you now you think he had the sister girls stop.
• 30:04
  Speaker 1: But every time I see I'm mad again. I guess
• 30:09
  Speaker 1: I'm going over glin lock this call? Thank you?
• 30:14
  Speaker 7: See hell.
• 30:15
  Speaker 1: Hey, this is John Legend. Hi, this is Felicious shot.
• 30:18
  Speaker 10: Hey, this is Motown recording artist camp here, what's up?
• 30:22
  Speaker 1: This is Chris Rock. Hey, guys, what's up?
• 30:24
  Speaker 7: Good morning.
• 30:24
  Speaker 1: This is Tony Braxton. You already know what timing is.
• 30:27
  Speaker 6: Boy, DC, young fly, you're listening to the Steve Harvey
• 30:29
  Speaker 6: Morning Show.
• 30:30
  Speaker 1: You're listening Steve Harvey Morning Show.
• 30:37
  Speaker 8: When we last left off, Steve, you were saying, wait
• 30:41
  Speaker 8: till you tell us what Junior did?
• 30:42
  Speaker 1: What happened between you and Junior? You don't like me? Noh,
• 30:48
  Speaker 1: this fool Hill. Yes, I'm a grown man. Yes, yes,
• 30:55
  Speaker 1: it's things I don't do. Uh huh. Small talk is
• 30:59
  Speaker 1: one of them. Okay, I don't enjoy it. I don't
• 31:04
  Speaker 1: like it. It serves no purpose, and especially when it's
• 31:10
  Speaker 1: coming from a dude.
• 31:13
  Speaker 6: Now my wife, if it's my wife and she's small
• 31:17
  Speaker 6: talking about, I gotta sit there and listen.
• 31:19
  Speaker 1: Uh, Junior, And I kid you not, Shirley Carler, Tommy,
• 31:27
  Speaker 1: listen to me.
• 31:29
  Speaker 6: This fool called me back to back to back fifteen times?
• 31:38
  Speaker 1: Or what Junior? It wasn't fifteen? How many times? Was
• 31:41
  Speaker 1: it about seven? Junior? That's a lot.
• 31:45
  Speaker 6: It was more than seven almost, But I mean back
• 31:48
  Speaker 6: to back to back to back to back just phone
• 31:52
  Speaker 6: cause so I'm thinking he butt dilling me, right, uh huh?
• 31:54
  Speaker 6: Because I said, what's wrong with this food. So I
• 31:57
  Speaker 6: picks up the phone. I said, Junior, hang your phone up.
• 32:01
  Speaker 6: Your butt died. Hey man, what takes you so long
• 32:06
  Speaker 6: to answer? I said, Junior, you've been calling me all
• 32:10
  Speaker 6: the time.
• 32:11
  Speaker 1: Yeah, oh you ain't seeing it? Ring it?
• 32:14
  Speaker 12: Yeah?
• 32:15
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah I saw it ring. You know what, Junior?
• 32:19
  Speaker 1: I had to go to work tomorrow. Yes, but I
• 32:23
  Speaker 1: try to treat him like a regular friend. But what
• 32:26
  Speaker 1: what happened? I mean, what was he calling you for?
• 32:28
  Speaker 1: What did you want to ask? You asked? What were
• 32:30
  Speaker 1: you what were you calling him?
• 32:32
  Speaker 3: No?
• 32:32
  Speaker 1: No, no, watch this go ahead? What did he say? Nothing?
• 32:38
  Speaker 1: It was not just blow him up seven eight times
• 32:41
  Speaker 1: or nothing. Well, first of all, you seeing me the voicemail?
• 32:43
  Speaker 1: When you see me the voicemail? Oh you saw? I
• 32:45
  Speaker 1: called all back?
• 32:48
  Speaker 8: What he said?
• 32:50
  Speaker 1: He want to be regular? I'm trying to cheat like
• 32:53
  Speaker 1: a regular friend.
• 32:54
  Speaker 13: Hey.
• 32:54
  Speaker 1: I just want to say, hey, how you doing tonight?
• 32:57
  Speaker 1: Everything good? What you doing? I don't know what you're
• 32:59
  Speaker 1: checking on him? You know, he wasn't sure. I don't
• 33:01
  Speaker 1: need checking on you know. He tells me I'm on
• 33:05
  Speaker 1: the phone with my girl out what she's saying?
• 33:10
  Speaker 6: Hey, dog, the hell you talking about? I'm talking to
• 33:13
  Speaker 6: my wife? What she out the country? This fool steady
• 33:17
  Speaker 6: calling me?
• 33:18
  Speaker 1: How's that Margery doing? What's she talking about? What's she at?
• 33:25
  Speaker 7: What?
• 33:26
  Speaker 1: Junior? What you mean? What's she at? Don't worry about
• 33:29
  Speaker 1: what she yet? What you want? I get called him? Man,
• 33:32
  Speaker 1: check on you, I said, Junior. I don't need checking
• 33:34
  Speaker 1: on Wow, you ain't got to check on me. I
• 33:38
  Speaker 1: ain't sick or not. I ain't like you. Yeah, I
• 33:42
  Speaker 1: talk it got madd Junior. I ain't sick.
• 33:45
  Speaker 12: I ain't like you.
• 33:46
  Speaker 6: You didn't run sickle cell back on me. Well, you
• 33:49
  Speaker 6: know you're calling me. You want a small talk. I'm
• 33:52
  Speaker 6: gonna try to hurt you.
• 33:54
  Speaker 1: I ain't like you.
• 33:56
  Speaker 8: Okay, So did you hang up when he said I
• 33:59
  Speaker 8: was done?
• 33:59
  Speaker 1: I'm on the phone with my wife and a few questions.
• 34:06
  Speaker 1: You call up and you called back and said what
• 34:09
  Speaker 1: she said? You called seven times? Yeah, that's what you're saying.
• 34:12
  Speaker 1: The first is oh, so the seventh you were able
• 34:16
  Speaker 1: to make what it was more than that?
• 34:19
  Speaker 6: You know how your phone rang and it stopping and
• 34:21
  Speaker 6: ringing right back in case you didn't here.
• 34:23
  Speaker 1: Okay, So that went? So, I said, Okay, A mister.
• 34:26
  Speaker 8: Concerned a pocket butt dial though, when you could go
• 34:31
  Speaker 8: back to over and overlook.
• 34:33
  Speaker 1: Yeah, but then you know what I thought, can I
• 34:36
  Speaker 1: be real with y'all?
• 34:37
  Speaker 8: Yeah?
• 34:37
  Speaker 6: I thought maybe Junior, you know, was out, you know,
• 34:42
  Speaker 6: I had a little couple of SIPs.
• 34:45
  Speaker 1: You know, and just wanted to talk.
• 34:47
  Speaker 7: And I don't.
• 34:48
  Speaker 1: I don't like talk people they have Oh yeah, I
• 34:51
  Speaker 1: have a girlfriend like that. He said, Hey, man, I
• 34:54
  Speaker 1: want to be a ready. I'm trying to treat you
• 34:56
  Speaker 1: like a regular regular.
• 34:57
  Speaker 6: Yeah that's what you would do to No, surely he
• 35:01
  Speaker 6: heard me say that earlier in the day. I said,
• 35:04
  Speaker 6: I miss sometimes just being regular.
• 35:06
  Speaker 14: Man.
• 35:07
  Speaker 1: Ah, well, he thought talking small talk was regular, That ain't.
• 35:13
  Speaker 1: I don't wanna be that regular. He was like, let
• 35:15
  Speaker 1: me fix it. Yeah, so he's gonna fix it that night.
• 35:18
  Speaker 6: So he called me repeatedly, back to back to back
• 35:21
  Speaker 6: to back to back, and I got to the point
• 35:23
  Speaker 6: where I was going, man, food, keep calling me like this.
• 35:26
  Speaker 1: I'm not picking up trying to chill. I was trying
• 35:30
  Speaker 1: to get at it.
• 35:31
  Speaker 12: Man.
• 35:31
  Speaker 1: I was just trying to block a number you don't
• 35:34
  Speaker 1: know how to.
• 35:35
  Speaker 8: But he can't block because what if Junior gets sicked?
• 35:40
  Speaker 8: I mean, if Junior gets sick the last person to
• 35:45
  Speaker 8: call is I.
• 35:47
  Speaker 15: Know, but my thing is this, But what do he
• 35:49
  Speaker 15: like to have a regular conversation? When I thought that
• 35:53
  Speaker 15: he wanted, you know, I was gonna invite him over
• 35:56
  Speaker 15: to my place do some regular stuff. Stop on out
• 35:59
  Speaker 15: full of nothing?
• 36:00
  Speaker 1: He ain't coming back him. What's wrong with that?
• 36:04
  Speaker 8: I got nice?
• 36:05
  Speaker 1: Ain't wrong. I'm just he has really nice. Let's stop
• 36:10
  Speaker 1: all this and here, will you?
• 36:13
  Speaker 7: Now?
• 36:13
  Speaker 1: You can't get much more regular than that's regular? To
• 36:18
  Speaker 1: be careful what you asked for? Then his wife out
• 36:21
  Speaker 1: of town. He ain't got no doing. Hang nobody hate
• 36:23
  Speaker 1: with It's Friday night, it's nine o'clock, Come on through. Yeah,
• 36:26
  Speaker 1: that what I would think. You're a good intention junior.
• 36:30
  Speaker 6: I like hanging by myself because I'm around people all day.
• 36:35
  Speaker 6: So when I get some time, I like me.
• 36:38
  Speaker 1: You're okay with me? Call me no moment, no smot
• 36:42
  Speaker 1: What you're doing, what I'm doing? What you mean? What
• 36:46
  Speaker 1: I'm doing? I'm resting. I know that's right. Was great, though,
• 36:53
  Speaker 1: mister Steve Harbin, Marty show Man.
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  Speaker 14: You can't do nothing around my crack at all. Yeah,
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  Speaker 14: your tattoo, you can't sketch on it. You can't you
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  Speaker 14: can't put tracing paper. Oh my crad and I'm not
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  Speaker 14: gonna hold steal. I just can't do it because I'm
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  Speaker 6: I'm gonna tell you, Papa, I'm gonna tell your paper
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  Speaker 1: Right after you.
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  Speaker 8: You're listening Steve Harvey Morning Show. Hey everyone, quick health question.
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  Speaker 8: rather would you rather your nickname be little Fella or
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  Speaker 8: would you rather your nickname be big Nasty?
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  Speaker 1: We know you guys, yeah little Fellai, Okay, I'm Big Nash.
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  Speaker 1: All right?
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  Speaker 10: What about you, Junior Bignas, Yeah yeah, just answer your
• 38:31
  Speaker 10: own questions.
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  Speaker 6: Well, I'm just I'm following the two little dudes on
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  Speaker 6: the show. I guess compared to it, I guess I
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  Speaker 6: have to be bigger than nasty.
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  Speaker 1: All right?
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  Speaker 8: Would you rather not file your nails for one year
• 38:53
  Speaker 8: or not clip your toenails for one year? So either
• 38:56
  Speaker 8: let your your finger nails grow long or your toenails
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  Speaker 8: go along for one year.
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  Speaker 6: I gotta let them toes go because I can't have
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  Speaker 6: these hands where I hold cards.
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  Speaker 7: In my hand.
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  Speaker 1: Michaelphone, you look like you've been in a Nelson. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: I don't got a pointed to Let us.
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  Speaker 16: Get some stones on, all right, coughing, yeah, ballerina.
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  Speaker 8: All that?
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  Speaker 1: All right?
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  Speaker 8: Would you rather em see a bingo game at the
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  Speaker 8: church or would you rather empty.
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  Speaker 1: A puppy fashion show?
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  Speaker 14: Oh?
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  Speaker 1: I'm at that bingo all day. I'm at bingo at
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  Speaker 1: the church. Hell yeah, fun as hell? Come on twenty eight?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah all right?
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  Speaker 8: Would you rather drown everything in ketchup or cover everything
• 39:55
  Speaker 8: in gravy?
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  Speaker 1: Chip or gravy? Oh? I like them both. Now I'm
• 40:00
  Speaker 1: gonna have to go go with that grave.
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  Speaker 17: Oh, because if you put ketchup on my chicken, I'm
• 40:05
  Speaker 17: about to throw up, really ketch up.
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  Speaker 1: On chicken Yeah, ketchup on chicken. A lot of people. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: catch up on ketch up on maca mac and cheese. No, no, see,
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  Speaker 1: I can put gravy on Max bravy on mac and
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  Speaker 1: cheese if I have to. It's been on that before.
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  Speaker 1: It was on the up against at all.
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  Speaker 7: Yeah.
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  Speaker 6: Gravey on dressing. I had a little grave on the
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  Speaker 6: greens one time. You know I do just sop see
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  Speaker 6: if you want to stop, yes, so you know I
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  Speaker 6: know how to do that. I had to go with
• 40:37
  Speaker 6: that grave, not to ketch up.
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  Speaker 1: Okay.
• 40:39
  Speaker 6: I put gravy on a hot dog in Harvey and
• 40:44
  Speaker 6: I ain't never had gravy on the hot dog, but
• 40:45
  Speaker 6: I bet I put it on that.
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  Speaker 8: So everybody's in agreement with grade grapes rather than ca. Okay,
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  Speaker 8: all right, So one last one, if we get you.
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  Speaker 8: It's sleeping. Would you rather sleep in flannel pj's year
• 40:57
  Speaker 8: round or sleep naked year round?
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  Speaker 1: Naked though, because I'm cold, I'm naked all time?
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  Speaker 10: Nick, all right, I got all right.
• 41:16
  Speaker 8: That's today's rounded. Would you rather you're listening Steve Harvey
• 41:21
  Speaker 8: Morning Show. It's time to add Steve and I love
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  Speaker 8: these because Steve has some of the most interesting answers.
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  Speaker 1: Yes he does. Here we go, Here we go, Steve.
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  Speaker 1: First question, what is the best age? You think the
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  Speaker 1: best agee fifty?
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  Speaker 3: Really?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah? I think fifty fifty flats?
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  Speaker 2: Why?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah? Because you you've done enough to know not to
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  Speaker 1: do no more stupid stuff? Okay, able to do it?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah you still? Okay? Wow? All right? Yeah, I wasn't
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  Speaker 1: expected to say your current age.
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  Speaker 6: That's well, see, because you know you know not to
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  Speaker 6: do nothing. I block out most of them thoughts. Now fifty,
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  Speaker 6: I can have the thoughts and do still do some
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  Speaker 6: crazy man and might do it, but I refrained.
• 42:19
  Speaker 1: Oh okay, yeah that's what it's Yeah, all right. Tell
• 42:23
  Speaker 1: me you got a question. Yeah, I got one. I've
• 42:30
  Speaker 1: been going through this lately. Let me ask you how
• 42:32
  Speaker 1: often is it healthy to cry?
• 42:38
  Speaker 6: It depends on who you are in the circumstance, But
• 42:41
  Speaker 6: I think I think if a man don't get out
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  Speaker 6: two a year. Really, I think if a man don't
• 42:49
  Speaker 6: get out to a year, he might be just bottling.
• 42:52
  Speaker 1: Up some stuff.
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  Speaker 8: Are you really?
• 42:55
  Speaker 1: That is real? That is profound to me.
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  Speaker 7: Yeah.
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  Speaker 6: Take a man should be allowed to cry twice. He
• 43:03
  Speaker 6: something has to affect you emotionally. Something has to resonate
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  Speaker 6: from your soul. You have to allow something to penetrate
• 43:12
  Speaker 6: your soul. You've got to remember on something God that
• 43:17
  Speaker 6: brought you through and in your carriage state. You go, Man,
• 43:20
  Speaker 6: I used to be messed up. Look what he done
• 43:22
  Speaker 6: for me.
• 43:22
  Speaker 1: Now you got to have that.
• 43:26
  Speaker 6: Or or you got to see somebody who you see
• 43:29
  Speaker 6: accomplishing something and you see the appreciation that they have
• 43:34
  Speaker 6: and you happy for them, and it touches you because
• 43:37
  Speaker 6: you've been there, done that.
• 43:38
  Speaker 1: That's what I was going to ask you. Those are
• 43:40
  Speaker 1: happy tears. Yeah you're talking about Okay.
• 43:42
  Speaker 6: Yeah, No, I don't want you to have grieving ten
• 43:45
  Speaker 6: it's twice a year, but I'm talking You asked me
• 43:48
  Speaker 6: how long is it healthy for a man to clust?
• 43:50
  Speaker 1: I think you got to get it out.
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  Speaker 10: All right.
• 43:52
  Speaker 1: I like that you got one junior. What you got
• 43:55
  Speaker 1: the best advice you ever received. You can't tell God
• 44:01
  Speaker 1: how to bless you. I think everybody get somebody told
• 44:07
  Speaker 1: me that would you can't tell God how to bless you?
• 44:11
  Speaker 1: You know, man, the probably the best.
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  Speaker 6: If I wish I had known this man that you
• 44:16
  Speaker 6: could want for something so bad, but if it goes
• 44:20
  Speaker 6: against the will of God.
• 44:23
  Speaker 1: Then God don't punish you for wonting it.
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  Speaker 6: He just changes your mindset so you can rearrange what
• 44:30
  Speaker 6: you want until you start wanting say thing.
• 44:33
  Speaker 1: He won't for you.
• 44:36
  Speaker 6: Oh how many times he had turned my stupid wagon around.
• 44:41
  Speaker 6: Good Lord, Come on, Carlic, you got a question, Yeah
• 44:44
  Speaker 6: I do. I'm gonna lighten it up a little bit.
• 44:47
  Speaker 6: Say a word in Spanish.
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  Speaker 7: Hot.
• 44:52
  Speaker 8: The reason I'm the reason I laughed at that is
• 44:55
  Speaker 8: because Steve used to take Spanish lessons live on the air.
• 45:00
  Speaker 13: How you did it?
• 45:01
  Speaker 8: And all he wanted to know was were the curse
• 45:03
  Speaker 8: words of Spanish? She knew all its Ye, so say
• 45:11
  Speaker 8: cold in Spanish? You said, Colien, say cold and Spanish.
• 45:15
  Speaker 1: I have no idea how you don't know how.
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  Speaker 7: To not know?
• 45:18
  Speaker 1: I told you what he wanted to know in Spanish.
• 45:22
  Speaker 1: Next question, okay, all right, here we go.
• 45:25
  Speaker 8: Uh, since you're you know you're you're on the program.
• 45:27
  Speaker 8: I know you are, Steve, but just think back. What
• 45:30
  Speaker 8: is your favorite carb? Do you like bread, pasta, rice?
• 45:33
  Speaker 8: What's your favorite carb?
• 45:35
  Speaker 1: Pasta is one of my favorite? Corn and wine.
• 45:39
  Speaker 6: Because it's delicious. You could put me with it, you
• 45:44
  Speaker 6: could put fish with it. You could put pasta with it.
• 45:47
  Speaker 6: You can put mare and narrow with it. You can
• 45:49
  Speaker 6: put chicken with it, you can put cheese with it,
• 45:52
  Speaker 6: you can put vegetables in it. E Preverty much ain't
• 45:55
  Speaker 6: nothing you can't put in postamn. Italian food is one
• 45:58
  Speaker 6: of my favorite foods.
• 45:59
  Speaker 1: I ain't gonna Yeah, all right, well, thank you, Steve.
• 46:05
  Speaker 1: That was yeah, that was fun. It's a fun. Welcome
• 46:08
  Speaker 1: guy coming up. More fun with the nephew. Run that
• 46:11
  Speaker 1: prank back right after this. You're listening to the Steve
• 46:14
  Speaker 1: Harvey Morning Show.
• 46:20
  Speaker 8: Coming up at the top of the hour, right about
• 46:22
  Speaker 8: four minutes after. It's my strawberry letter for today. The
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  Speaker 8: subject thick thighs. Oh my, that's right, thick thighs.
• 46:30
  Speaker 1: Oh my.
• 46:30
  Speaker 8: We'll get into that in just a bit, because right now,
• 46:33
  Speaker 8: let's go to the prank phone call with the nephew.
• 46:37
  Speaker 1: What you got this right? He is called law in order,
• 46:41
  Speaker 1: Law and order. M that's it. That's that's the sign,
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  Speaker 1: law and order. Let's go get though.
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  Speaker 5: Good morning, Vision Law Associates Office.
• 46:54
  Speaker 7: Hey, how you doing. I'm trying to speak to the lawyer, sir.
• 47:00
  Speaker 5: But I can help you. I can get all your
• 47:02
  Speaker 5: information and also get your actual complaint at hand, and
• 47:05
  Speaker 5: then I.
• 47:05
  Speaker 7: Could get your scheduled. Okay, what's your name?
• 47:08
  Speaker 5: My name is Joel.
• 47:09
  Speaker 7: What's your name, Joel? My name is Dwight. Dwight Turner.
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  Speaker 7: I'm trying to file file a lawsuit on somebody. I
• 47:18
  Speaker 7: ain't never done this before, but I'm trying to file
• 47:20
  Speaker 7: a lawsuit on somebody, and I don't know. You know,
• 47:22
  Speaker 7: everybody tell me been a good attorney or whatever. So
• 47:25
  Speaker 7: I wanted to talk and talk to him and see
• 47:28
  Speaker 7: how I'm supposed to go about this right here?
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  Speaker 5: Okay, Well, can I get all your information and then
• 47:33
  Speaker 5: I can get your scheduled.
• 47:34
  Speaker 7: He's not in the office right now, okay, but is
• 47:37
  Speaker 7: he's coming back today? Though? Am I gonna be a
• 47:39
  Speaker 7: to talk to him?
• 47:40
  Speaker 5: I'm not sure. He's in court all day and I'm
• 47:44
  Speaker 5: pretty much.
• 47:45
  Speaker 7: His sloy thing. So when am I gonna get to
• 47:47
  Speaker 7: talk to him?
• 47:48
  Speaker 5: Then he's pretty good on getting back to you. He
• 47:50
  Speaker 5: would get back to you probably tomorrow, But actually better
• 47:54
  Speaker 5: to schedule as the only way you can meet with him,
• 47:57
  Speaker 5: and you'll actually meet with him face to face. The
• 47:58
  Speaker 5: connotation is free. You could sit down with him and
• 48:01
  Speaker 5: have that one on one and explain everything that's going on.
• 48:03
  Speaker 1: So what you what you need?
• 48:04
  Speaker 7: What you need for me? Because I want to come
• 48:06
  Speaker 7: see you in tomorrow if I can get on his
• 48:07
  Speaker 7: schedule tomorrow.
• 48:08
  Speaker 5: I need your full name, the day of birth and.
• 48:10
  Speaker 7: Your name is the wife. Okay, my birth my day
• 48:14
  Speaker 7: of birth? Okay, hold on, let me ask you. Let's
• 48:17
  Speaker 7: get for all that. Can you just take down what's
• 48:19
  Speaker 7: going on with the whole situation that they can we
• 48:22
  Speaker 7: get well, I'll give you all all that other stuff later.
• 48:24
  Speaker 7: I want you to write down what's going on first,
• 48:26
  Speaker 7: because that's what's bothered me. I didn't get this all
• 48:28
  Speaker 7: my chest.
• 48:29
  Speaker 5: And what is the actual co plaint what is what's
• 48:31
  Speaker 5: going on?
• 48:32
  Speaker 7: I want to file a laws suit on my girlfriend's HUDs.
• 48:37
  Speaker 7: Excuse me, I want to file a lawsuit on my
• 48:40
  Speaker 7: girlfriend's husbands.
• 48:42
  Speaker 5: Are they still together? They're still married?
• 48:44
  Speaker 12: Yeah, I'm.
• 48:46
  Speaker 7: Now, they're still married, day together and everything. You know
• 48:49
  Speaker 7: that don't bother me right there? But I want to
• 48:51
  Speaker 7: file a lawsuit on him though.
• 48:53
  Speaker 5: So you're her boyfriend. She's still married, they look together,
• 48:56
  Speaker 5: they're not legally separated.
• 48:58
  Speaker 7: Nothing like that. They live together, they got kids and
• 49:00
  Speaker 7: all that. You know. I ain't tripping on that part
• 49:02
  Speaker 7: right there.
• 49:03
  Speaker 5: But boyfriend, yeah, okay, And you want to sue her
• 49:07
  Speaker 5: husband for.
• 49:07
  Speaker 7: What for a messing up our relationship, for getting in
• 49:10
  Speaker 7: the middle of what me and her got going on.
• 49:12
  Speaker 5: So that's not a crime, that's not ground for a lawsuit.
• 49:16
  Speaker 7: Hello, he messed up everything we got going on. You know.
• 49:21
  Speaker 7: Now he's taking the phone from up, he's taking my
• 49:24
  Speaker 7: name out of it, you know. He Okay, And when
• 49:26
  Speaker 7: I see a text message he answering the text. Men,
• 49:29
  Speaker 7: I'm sorry to hear that.
• 49:30
  Speaker 5: I'm sorry that you I'm sorry that's all going on.
• 49:33
  Speaker 5: But that's not suitable for.
• 49:34
  Speaker 12: Our type of law.
• 49:36
  Speaker 5: We don't handle any cases like that. Infidelity, which it
• 49:39
  Speaker 5: sounds like what's going on, that's not crown for a lawsuit.
• 49:42
  Speaker 5: We don't address that type of thing.
• 49:45
  Speaker 7: Okay, So what you're talking about infidelity.
• 49:48
  Speaker 12: Look, you're sleeping with.
• 49:50
  Speaker 5: The marry you're sleeping with the married woman, and you
• 49:53
  Speaker 5: have a relationship with her, and you want to sue
• 49:56
  Speaker 5: her current legal this mess up your relationship. Actually, you're
• 50:03
  Speaker 5: the actual outsire, You're the actual person that's in the wrong.
• 50:07
  Speaker 5: If you want to make a.
• 50:10
  Speaker 7: What's your man to get it?
• 50:11
  Speaker 12: I told you.
• 50:12
  Speaker 5: It's Joel, Sir, Joel.
• 50:13
  Speaker 7: Ain't nobody to ask you for your opinion.
• 50:19
  Speaker 5: Of cursing. Hello, Hello, there's no need for cursing. I
• 50:23
  Speaker 5: cannot help you. That's sometimes tells you.
• 50:25
  Speaker 7: I don't even know, sir.
• 50:31
  Speaker 5: I don't even know how to give you to the lawyer.
• 50:32
  Speaker 5: There's no lawyer.
• 50:33
  Speaker 13: It's not gonna do this.
• 50:34
  Speaker 5: Please don't call me with this. You're trying to turn
• 50:38
  Speaker 5: me out of my pocket. Man about somebody you called
• 50:43
  Speaker 5: me by somebody husband.
• 50:47
  Speaker 7: Your job is.
• 50:50
  Speaker 5: My job is to have some sense.
• 50:52
  Speaker 13: My job.
• 50:53
  Speaker 5: You are the old man, the Mary marriage one man.
• 50:56
  Speaker 5: You need to have common sense. You talking to I know, Joel,
• 51:01
  Speaker 5: that's who you're talking to, not hurting me.
• 51:04
  Speaker 13: Do not hurt me.
• 51:05
  Speaker 6: How can I take this call?
• 51:06
  Speaker 13: Sir?
• 51:07
  Speaker 7: Sir?
• 51:07
  Speaker 5: I don't want to hang up on you, and I
• 51:09
  Speaker 5: don't want to misrepresent this law office. Let me okay,
• 51:12
  Speaker 5: let me tell you what. No, let me just have
• 51:16
  Speaker 5: some morals and know what lawsuits Aren't call me with this,
• 51:19
  Speaker 5: dumb sir.
• 51:21
  Speaker 7: You know what office?
• 51:28
  Speaker 5: You sucking Anybody in this office got me cursed off
• 51:32
  Speaker 5: the languages and I don't even know you.
• 51:34
  Speaker 7: Okay, let me tell you.
• 51:36
  Speaker 5: I'm about to hang I'm about to hang up.
• 51:39
  Speaker 7: You're gonna make me come to that law office and whoop.
• 51:41
  Speaker 12: Some poet.
• 51:44
  Speaker 5: Seven brothers. They will suck you up off. Just seven
• 51:49
  Speaker 5: one through seven. Whoop that?
• 51:52
  Speaker 12: Okay, okay, what yo?
• 51:55
  Speaker 13: Go take your kids? Go find someone a woman who
• 51:59
  Speaker 13: take my kids in this yo. I'm you never you
• 52:03
  Speaker 13: need counseling, sir, my relationship. What I'm trying to do?
• 52:08
  Speaker 7: You got me.
• 52:09
  Speaker 5: Constant mentioned the pastor or the ones. Please do not
• 52:12
  Speaker 5: call here ever.
• 52:14
  Speaker 7: I ain't gonna stop till I talked to Benjamin.
• 52:17
  Speaker 5: Mister Benjamin was in here because people, let you know,
• 52:19
  Speaker 5: you do not take cases like that. Oh sir, you
• 52:25
  Speaker 5: cannot sue for INFIDELI you cannot sue if.
• 52:28
  Speaker 13: You can't, you can't.
• 52:30
  Speaker 5: Howld yok me, how long you've been cheating with a woman?
• 52:38
  Speaker 5: Know you're man for your old now I've been working
• 52:42
  Speaker 5: here for ten years.
• 52:43
  Speaker 13: Keep a job.
• 52:44
  Speaker 5: Welcome to get black.
• 52:46
  Speaker 7: Okay, okay, I know what.
• 52:49
  Speaker 5: You wasting your time? You are completely You're wasting your
• 52:53
  Speaker 5: time and you're wasting my time.
• 52:54
  Speaker 7: You know what. That's what I already know about you, Joey.
• 52:57
  Speaker 7: I already know about you.
• 52:58
  Speaker 5: How you know me. You know about me? You don't
• 53:01
  Speaker 5: know what about me? You shall rag me.
• 53:04
  Speaker 12: You are people and women.
• 53:06
  Speaker 5: Who got their husband. I know you go to boo man,
• 53:10
  Speaker 5: he said, whoop up, I'm aware.
• 53:12
  Speaker 8: Excuse me.
• 53:13
  Speaker 7: You go to boot camp every morning?
• 53:15
  Speaker 12: Don't you excuse me?
• 53:16
  Speaker 7: Don't you go to the workout. Don't you work out
• 53:18
  Speaker 7: with a boot camp group every morning?
• 53:20
  Speaker 5: Who is this you're times now? Who is this me
• 53:25
  Speaker 5: going up to boot camp?
• 53:26
  Speaker 7: Do you know? Veda?
• 53:28
  Speaker 8: Excuse me?
• 53:29
  Speaker 7: This is nephew tim Me from the Steve Harby Morning Show.
• 53:32
  Speaker 7: Your girlfriends got me to call you.
• 53:41
  Speaker 5: This old man, a long man.
• 53:45
  Speaker 13: You know you long?
• 53:48
  Speaker 1: So I'm not good.
• 53:49
  Speaker 5: You was like, I love you yo, Hi, you talk me.
• 53:55
  Speaker 12: Your lawyer?
• 53:58
  Speaker 7: What is the baddest and I mean the his radio
• 54:01
  Speaker 7: show in the Layer.
• 54:02
  Speaker 5: Tommy nephew nephew Tommy Steve Harvey in the Morning show.
• 54:07
  Speaker 5: I love y'all for the last forty years of my life.
• 54:10
  Speaker 5: I love it y'all can't be leaders.
• 54:15
  Speaker 1: Come on my favorite party.
• 54:18
  Speaker 6: In this whole part where he said, you need to
• 54:21
  Speaker 6: talk to a woman that ain't connected, I got seven
• 54:25
  Speaker 6: brothers gonna do.
• 54:28
  Speaker 7: You.
• 54:30
  Speaker 1: You don't you need to go call a woman that
• 54:32
  Speaker 1: ain't connected. Stupid. We don't do cases like this right,
• 54:41
  Speaker 1: find you a woman unattached?
• 54:43
  Speaker 11: Yes, erasing my text messages and stuff. This is just
• 54:47
  Speaker 11: this is unheard of war.
• 54:52
  Speaker 8: All right, thinking of you coming up next, strawberry letter,
• 54:55
  Speaker 8: thick size.
• 54:56
  Speaker 1: Oh my, the subject will get into it right after this.
• 55:00
  Speaker 8: One quick health question, even though you're still thriving, still loving,
• 55:04
  Speaker 8: still connecting, did you know your immune system weakens with age.
• 55:07
  Speaker 1: That's where vaccines come in.
• 55:09
  Speaker 8: They help train and strengthen your immune response to fight
• 55:12
  Speaker 8: off certain respiratory illnesses like flu new Macaco, pneumonia, RSV,
• 55:17
  Speaker 8: and COVID nineteen this fall, Ask your doctor which vaccines
• 55:21
  Speaker 8: you need and visit vaxicist dot com that's vaexsist dot
• 55:25
  Speaker 8: com to schedule one or more of vaccines sponsored by Pfizer.
• 55:30
  Speaker 6: This is Steve Rbin Martinshamn. Men that wear thongs don't
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  Speaker 6: pay money back.
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  Speaker 1: Thone were men do not pay money back. I don't know,
• 55:42
  Speaker 1: it's just a rule.
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  Speaker 6: I don't know where the rule came from anybody. I
• 55:47
  Speaker 6: know where Thrones don't pay money back, and men who
• 55:50
  Speaker 6: wear thones that think they sexies. It's usually not phone
• 55:55
  Speaker 6: and stump don't even go in the same.
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  Speaker 1: All and all they see is the love be in
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  Speaker 1: the front. Steve Harvey Morriersh'll coming up right after.
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  Speaker 1: the Strawberry Letter. Thank you, nephew. Subject thick thighs. Oh
• 56:44
  Speaker 1: my dear Stephen Shirley.
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  Speaker 8: I have a problem with meeting men, and when I
• 56:48
  Speaker 8: do meet them, they can't handle a woman like me.
• 56:51
  Speaker 8: I'm thirty four years old, I'm five seven with a
• 56:54
  Speaker 8: body like Cardi b It's all natural, but since women
• 56:58
  Speaker 8: started getting their bodies done, I get lumped into that
• 57:01
  Speaker 8: category when I meet men. I don't feel that I
• 57:04
  Speaker 8: should have to explain my body type, but nowadays men
• 57:07
  Speaker 8: come right out and ask if my behind is real.
• 57:10
  Speaker 8: One guy even asked if he could squeeze it to
• 57:12
  Speaker 8: see for himself. Another guy had a discussion with me
• 57:16
  Speaker 8: on how my thighs match my behind, so it must
• 57:19
  Speaker 8: be real.
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  Speaker 1: I was so disgusted by this.
• 57:22
  Speaker 8: But then I met a very nice and professional man,
• 57:26
  Speaker 8: and he's obsessed with the lower half of my body
• 57:29
  Speaker 8: and wants me to wear leggings when we go out
• 57:31
  Speaker 8: on dates. I typically wear dresses in an attempt to
• 57:35
  Speaker 8: camouflage my goodies, but he wants the hips, behind and
• 57:38
  Speaker 8: thighs on display, and he proudly shows me off to
• 57:42
  Speaker 8: his friends when we're out. He's even got a pet
• 57:45
  Speaker 8: name for me, and it's Thick Thighs. Sunday, he introduced
• 57:49
  Speaker 8: me to his daddy just like that. He told his
• 57:52
  Speaker 8: daddy my name and said he calls me thick thighs.
• 57:55
  Speaker 16: Oh my.
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  Speaker 8: His dad laughed and dapped him up as if he
• 58:00
  Speaker 8: won the lottery. I didn't know if I should be
• 58:02
  Speaker 8: thrilled or embarrassed. For so long, my height and thickness
• 58:06
  Speaker 8: have been an issue, But now I'm dating a guy
• 58:09
  Speaker 8: who's in awe of how the Good Lord created me.
• 58:12
  Speaker 8: I wrote this letter to ask you if I should
• 58:14
  Speaker 8: go forward with being intimate with him. We met two
• 58:17
  Speaker 8: months ago, and the sexual tension is very strong between us.
• 58:22
  Speaker 8: I'm hoping he can handle these thick thighs. Do you
• 58:25
  Speaker 8: think I should ask what his intentions are for me?
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  Speaker 1: First? Please advise?
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  Speaker 8: All right, you can ask him anything you want, that's first,
• 58:35
  Speaker 8: But I got to ask you a question. What do
• 58:38
  Speaker 8: you think his intentions are? I mean, he has been
• 58:40
  Speaker 8: parading you around and legging, showing you off, and in
• 58:45
  Speaker 8: your words, obsessed with your lower body. Please show me
• 58:50
  Speaker 8: how he's different than these other guys. The chemistry or
• 58:54
  Speaker 8: the sexual tension should be thick. If you guys are
• 58:57
  Speaker 8: attracted to each other, that part is okay. But here's
• 59:00
  Speaker 8: the thing. Just because guys like what they see, that's
• 59:03
  Speaker 8: not enough reason to have sex with them.
• 59:06
  Speaker 1: I'm sure you know that.
• 59:07
  Speaker 8: So congratulations on your beautiful body, your thickness, all of that,
• 59:11
  Speaker 8: But you don't need to jump in bed because of that.
• 59:15
  Speaker 8: You know that's a bit fast, and you, not him,
• 59:19
  Speaker 8: should determine when and if that ever happens. So so far,
• 59:24
  Speaker 8: you've given us no facts as to why you should
• 59:27
  Speaker 8: sleep with this man. If you just want to, you know, like,
• 59:30
  Speaker 8: if you just want to, you're feeling him, You're too,
• 59:33
  Speaker 8: consenting adults with no strings, that's one thing. But you know, incidentally,
• 59:37
  Speaker 8: that never works out, because you know, nine times out
• 59:40
  Speaker 8: of ten, the woman gets sprung in cases like this.
• 59:43
  Speaker 8: I mean, you've only known this guy for two months?
• 59:46
  Speaker 8: How does he treat you?
• 59:47
  Speaker 1: These are the kinds of questions you should be asking.
• 59:49
  Speaker 1: Is he a gentleman? Does he respect you? Does he
• 59:51
  Speaker 1: ever look into your eyes?
• 59:53
  Speaker 8: Or his eyes always on the lower part of your
• 59:55
  Speaker 8: body and your button, your thighs besides asking you to
• 59:58
  Speaker 8: wear leggings and calling thick thighs. I mean, why should
• 1:00:01
  Speaker 8: he get it? So I'm just telling you, please slope down.
• 1:00:05
  Speaker 8: Understand that you're more than a pair of thick thighs
• 1:00:08
  Speaker 8: and a big butt who looks good in leggings. I mean,
• 1:00:11
  Speaker 8: you're a woman of value and worth. You should know
• 1:00:13
  Speaker 8: this about yourself. You have way more to offer the
• 1:00:16
  Speaker 8: right man than just her fine body.
• 1:00:18
  Speaker 6: All right, Steve, Well, I must spend some time just
• 1:00:24
  Speaker 6: at the top of the letter and address something that
• 1:00:27
  Speaker 6: needs to be addressed. Charley and Steve and Sherley. I
• 1:00:33
  Speaker 6: have a problem with meeting men. You ready, I have
• 1:00:39
  Speaker 6: a problem with meeting men. I'm thirty four years old.
• 1:00:45
  Speaker 6: I'm five to seven with a body like Cardi B.
• 1:00:49
  Speaker 1: Let's discuss this, all right, I.
• 1:00:53
  Speaker 6: Have a problem meeting men. I'm thirty four five seven,
• 1:00:59
  Speaker 6: I got a body like Cardi B. And you having
• 1:01:04
  Speaker 6: trouble meeting men? Let me go over this one more time,
• 1:01:09
  Speaker 6: the man I'm getting this right? Thirty four, Yeah, five
• 1:01:14
  Speaker 6: to seven, got a body like Cardi B. You having
• 1:01:20
  Speaker 6: trouble meeting men? Wit even men that you having trouble meetings?
• 1:01:29
  Speaker 1: Stay on this section is this letter first section.
• 1:01:35
  Speaker 6: If you're having trouble meeting men, but you five to
• 1:01:41
  Speaker 6: seven would a body like Cardi B?
• 1:01:45
  Speaker 1: We must talk about how you look?
• 1:01:51
  Speaker 6: See all right, come on, because I don't know how
• 1:01:54
  Speaker 6: you having trouble meeting men five seven with a body
• 1:02:04
  Speaker 6: like Cardi B. I'm just trying to get these people home.
• 1:02:08
  Speaker 6: See what well this explains this whole letter.
• 1:02:12
  Speaker 1: How do you look when you turn around and they
• 1:02:19
  Speaker 1: realize it ain't Cardi B? What do they see? That's
• 1:02:25
  Speaker 1: my question for you.
• 1:02:26
  Speaker 6: That's where the problem could be in this old letter.
• 1:02:30
  Speaker 6: When you do spin around and they go, oh, that
• 1:02:33
  Speaker 6: ain't Cardi B. See what is the reaction? What what
• 1:02:37
  Speaker 6: was that you spin around and they see that it
• 1:02:40
  Speaker 6: ain't cardiby. That can't be the reaction, because now the
• 1:02:48
  Speaker 6: rest of this letter is relative.
• 1:02:51
  Speaker 1: That can't be it. I'm telling you.
• 1:02:57
  Speaker 8: Of these crazy response coming up at twenty three minutes
• 1:03:02
  Speaker 8: after the hour of today's Strawberry Letter, subject thick thighs
• 1:03:05
  Speaker 8: oh my. We'll get back into it right after this.
• 1:03:08
  Speaker 8: You're listening Steve Harvey Morning Show. Hey, everyone, quick health question.
• 1:03:18
  Speaker 8: Even though you're still thriving, still loving, still connecting, did
• 1:03:21
  Speaker 8: you know your immune system weakens with age. That's where
• 1:03:24
  Speaker 8: vaccines come in. They help train and strengthen your immune
• 1:03:28
  Speaker 8: response to fight off certain respiratory illnesses like flu, new macaccle, pneumonia, RSV,
• 1:03:33
  Speaker 8: and COVID nineteen this fall, ask your doctor which vaccines
• 1:03:37
  Speaker 8: you need and visit vaxsist dot com. That's vaexsist dot
• 1:03:41
  Speaker 8: com to schedule one or more of vaccines sponsored by Pfizer.
• 1:03:46
  Speaker 8: All right, come on, Steve, let's recap today's Strawberry letter.
• 1:03:50
  Speaker 1: Thick thighs, oh my is the subject.
• 1:03:55
  Speaker 6: I ain't gonna spend a lot of time on the
• 1:03:57
  Speaker 6: first section because I did it last and I think
• 1:03:59
  Speaker 6: we'll say I'm just gonna say one more thing about it.
• 1:04:03
  Speaker 6: Here's a woman who says she has a problem meeting men.
• 1:04:07
  Speaker 6: She thirty four years old, she five seven, got a
• 1:04:10
  Speaker 6: body like Cardi BE. My only response to that could
• 1:04:14
  Speaker 6: be is you may have a body like Cardi B.
• 1:04:18
  Speaker 6: But when you turn around, who are they looking at now?
• 1:04:25
  Speaker 6: From behind you Cardi B. But when you turn around
• 1:04:30
  Speaker 6: you earn it. See that's why you have a problem.
• 1:04:33
  Speaker 6: Now you Cardi B from behind, But when you turn around,
• 1:04:38
  Speaker 6: now we been it.
• 1:04:39
  Speaker 1: See you Cardi B from behind, But when you turn
• 1:04:43
  Speaker 1: around with Jesse, you see what I'm saying, that's the problem.
• 1:04:48
  Speaker 1: See what you're saying that.
• 1:04:49
  Speaker 7: We could have.
• 1:04:50
  Speaker 6: Now let's just move on down the level, because I
• 1:04:53
  Speaker 6: do believe this woman has a legitimate problem because she's
• 1:04:56
  Speaker 6: built like a brick house obviously, and nowadays men ask
• 1:05:00
  Speaker 6: for it's her behind real. One guy even asked me
• 1:05:04
  Speaker 6: could he squeeze it to see for himself? You know
• 1:05:08
  Speaker 6: that's disrespectful. Another guy had a discussion with me on
• 1:05:11
  Speaker 6: how my thighs match my behind.
• 1:05:13
  Speaker 1: So it must be real?
• 1:05:16
  Speaker 6: You know, I was just so disgusted by this. Then
• 1:05:18
  Speaker 6: you meet this very nice professional man. He's obsessed with
• 1:05:21
  Speaker 6: the lower half of your body. Once again, We've got
• 1:05:23
  Speaker 6: to pay attention to this letter. I meet a wonderful
• 1:05:28
  Speaker 6: professional man and he's obsessed with the lower half.
• 1:05:32
  Speaker 1: Of my body.
• 1:05:33
  Speaker 6: Once again, how do you look? I don't know why
• 1:05:37
  Speaker 6: we can't take this in consideration. See now, you'd have
• 1:05:41
  Speaker 6: met this nice professional man, but he obsessed with.
• 1:05:45
  Speaker 1: The lower half of your body.
• 1:05:48
  Speaker 6: I'm just thinking something on the upper half must be
• 1:05:54
  Speaker 6: throwing everybody off. I'm just saying that's all I can
• 1:05:58
  Speaker 6: come away with. I just can't come wait with nothing, nothing,
• 1:06:00
  Speaker 6: because you keep putting it in the letter from me. Now,
• 1:06:03
  Speaker 6: I'm pretty sure you didn't mean to type your letter
• 1:06:06
  Speaker 6: like this, and I'm pretty sure that I could be wrong.
• 1:06:10
  Speaker 6: But based on this letter and the information I keep getting,
• 1:06:13
  Speaker 6: even you only wants to talk about your lower body.
• 1:06:17
  Speaker 1: You never mentioned in the letter.
• 1:06:19
  Speaker 6: I'm an attractive woman all over, but my lower body
• 1:06:24
  Speaker 6: gets extra attention. Uh uh, Your others don't get no attention.
• 1:06:29
  Speaker 6: Ain't nobody mentioned it? You ain't mentioned it in the letter.
• 1:06:33
  Speaker 6: You said you met this nice professional man and he's
• 1:06:36
  Speaker 6: obsessed with the lower half of my body. He wants
• 1:06:39
  Speaker 6: me to wear leggings when we go out on dates.
• 1:06:42
  Speaker 6: I usually wear dresses to camouflage my goodness. But he
• 1:06:46
  Speaker 6: wants the hips, behind and thighs on display. The reason
• 1:06:52
  Speaker 6: we want that on display is because we have to
• 1:06:55
  Speaker 6: show the reason why we with you.
• 1:06:59
  Speaker 1: Once again.
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  Speaker 6: If you don't show the waste, the hips, the thighs,
• 1:07:04
  Speaker 6: and the behind, the rest of you requires an explanation.
• 1:07:08
  Speaker 1: You see what I'm getting at.
• 1:07:10
  Speaker 6: Well, I just gonna have to keep going back to
• 1:07:12
  Speaker 6: this right now, because that's what this letter says to me. Now,
• 1:07:14
  Speaker 6: I'm sorrying to the ladies, close your mouths and all this.
• 1:07:17
  Speaker 6: I can't believe he's saying that, shut it and gave
• 1:07:20
  Speaker 6: you all the advice you needed. I'm here for the truth.
• 1:07:23
  Speaker 6: The lower part of your body is what this whole
• 1:07:26
  Speaker 6: matter is about, because we ain't got nothing else right about.
• 1:07:32
  Speaker 1: Goodness.
• 1:07:32
  Speaker 6: He's even giving me a pet name, thick thighs, not
• 1:07:37
  Speaker 6: thick thighs under mighty fine.
• 1:07:40
  Speaker 1: Ain't none of that.
• 1:07:41
  Speaker 6: It's just thick thighs, oh my, Ain't no thick thighs
• 1:07:46
  Speaker 6: with the pretty eyes.
• 1:07:47
  Speaker 1: Ain't none of that. All this is is thick thighs.
• 1:07:52
  Speaker 7: Oh my.
• 1:07:52
  Speaker 1: They don't mention no other part.
• 1:07:56
  Speaker 6: They don't say thick thighs with the pretty smile.
• 1:07:58
  Speaker 1: There ain't no rhyming for your thighs.
• 1:08:01
  Speaker 6: We only dealing with the lower half of your body
• 1:08:05
  Speaker 6: throughout this letter.
• 1:08:07
  Speaker 1: We have got to fix what's wrong up top. Now listen,
• 1:08:13
  Speaker 1: you're not gonna like them. My response, but what type
• 1:08:16
  Speaker 1: of hairs you bind?
• 1:08:17
  Speaker 7: We got?
• 1:08:22
  Speaker 8: No, no, no, no.
• 1:08:23
  Speaker 6: We got to help her because this what's really wrong?
• 1:08:27
  Speaker 6: What type of hairs you bind?
• 1:08:29
  Speaker 7: We got?
• 1:08:29
  Speaker 6: We got shopped somewhere else. We got to get away
• 1:08:32
  Speaker 6: from that. The store is close to your house. You
• 1:08:35
  Speaker 6: got drive cross town.
• 1:08:37
  Speaker 1: You got to go somewhere and find out where they bringing.
• 1:08:40
  Speaker 6: Their head for Why your lashes don't look like everybody
• 1:08:44
  Speaker 6: else's last you You can't wear the mink I last.
• 1:08:49
  Speaker 6: You gotta get regular. You got to get the one
• 1:08:52
  Speaker 6: that separates. Put a little accent. You gotta do something.
• 1:08:55
  Speaker 6: You who do your makeup? You got to start going
• 1:08:59
  Speaker 6: down to the mall. Sit in there and let somebody
• 1:09:01
  Speaker 6: do your makeup. You in here doing your makeup. I'm
• 1:09:03
  Speaker 6: telling you if something is wrong here and I'm just
• 1:09:06
  Speaker 6: trying to help her. Oh shick thighs, Oh mind, No
• 1:09:10
  Speaker 6: thick thighs and pretty eyes.
• 1:09:11
  Speaker 1: You ain't heard that thick thighs and a beautiful smile.
• 1:09:15
  Speaker 1: You know, thick thighs. You got that long pretty hell.
• 1:09:18
  Speaker 1: You know, we know they ain't got to be your
• 1:09:19
  Speaker 1: hair no more, but it got to be somebody's heir.
• 1:09:23
  Speaker 1: You know.
• 1:09:23
  Speaker 6: Try a different country, Brazil, you know, INDI stop buying
• 1:09:29
  Speaker 6: local hair. Yeah you b you buying local hair. The
• 1:09:33
  Speaker 6: hair out of Detroit. He got to go get a
• 1:09:36
  Speaker 6: fonn hair. You gotta try some milf. I'm just I'm sorry.
• 1:09:40
  Speaker 6: Now we're gonna move on and when we come back,
• 1:09:42
  Speaker 6: I just want to dress one more thing in this
• 1:09:43
  Speaker 6: letter and I'm gonna let it be over with.
• 1:09:45
  Speaker 8: All right, guys, we gotta get out of here. You
• 1:09:47
  Speaker 8: can post your thoughts on Today's Strawberry Letter. It's Steve
• 1:09:49
  Speaker 8: Harvey FM. And check out our Strawberry Letter podcast on demand. Okay,
• 1:09:55
  Speaker 8: our Strawberry Letter podcast on demand. You could hear today's
• 1:09:58
  Speaker 8: letter less.
• 1:09:59
  Speaker 1: Up Steve, Jake Cavick, Hey, what you boy? Chris Breth, Hey,
• 1:10:02
  Speaker 1: this is Kisha Cole, Lost people, This is Cark Franklin. Hey,
• 1:10:05
  Speaker 1: this is John Legend. And you listen to the Steve
• 1:10:07
  Speaker 1: Harvey Morning Show.
• 1:10:08
  Speaker 8: You're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning show. Hey everyone,
• 1:10:15
  Speaker 8: quick health question. Even though you're still thriving, still loving,
• 1:10:19
  Speaker 8: still connecting. Did you know your immune system weakens with age.
• 1:10:22
  Speaker 8: That's where vaccines come in. They help train and strengthen
• 1:10:26
  Speaker 8: your immune response to fight off certain respiratory illnesses like flu,
• 1:10:29
  Speaker 8: new micastle, pneumonia, RSV, and COVID nineteen this fall, ask
• 1:10:34
  Speaker 8: your doctor which vaccines you need and visit vaxsist dot
• 1:10:38
  Speaker 8: com that's vaexsist dot com to schedule one or more
• 1:10:41
  Speaker 8: of vaccines sponsored by Pfizer. All right, it is time
• 1:10:46
  Speaker 8: now for Junior and sports talk.
• 1:10:48
  Speaker 1: What you got Junior? Oh sure that? Even my boy
• 1:10:51
  Speaker 1: Pippin ain't nothing, ain't nothing. I'm right here. What's up?
• 1:10:56
  Speaker 1: What's up?
• 1:10:57
  Speaker 11: Junior?
• 1:10:57
  Speaker 1: We go pick on pipping everything?
• 1:11:00
  Speaker 7: What's up?
• 1:11:00
  Speaker 1: Ladies?
• 1:11:00
  Speaker 2: What's up?
• 1:11:01
  Speaker 1: Chocolate? How you doing? What's up? What's happening? What's up
• 1:11:05
  Speaker 1: Monica with your hair hanging? Now? You know what I'm saying. Hey, Shirley,
• 1:11:09
  Speaker 1: he thought about it. I know I have get it
• 1:11:12
  Speaker 1: on your mind? You free now? Yeah? I see Hey,
• 1:11:18
  Speaker 1: what you think of this right here? You like this
• 1:11:20
  Speaker 1: jacket right here? What is this pipping?
• 1:11:22
  Speaker 12: What is this?
• 1:11:23
  Speaker 7: Man?
• 1:11:24
  Speaker 1: This goldfish?
• 1:11:29
  Speaker 6: All goldfish baby, seven thousand goldfish dead, all of them
• 1:11:35
  Speaker 6: blew them together. They had to set them outside for
• 1:11:39
  Speaker 6: a long time so they wouldn't smell. But I got
• 1:11:42
  Speaker 6: it out though. Yeah, what what you got down here?
• 1:11:46
  Speaker 7: It go?
• 1:11:47
  Speaker 1: Vikings in the Brown pipping, come through Browns.
• 1:11:51
  Speaker 6: Brown's gonna beat the Viking. Shaka upset, Texas Raven pipping.
• 1:11:56
  Speaker 1: Oh, you know, you know what's up. Raven's baby can't
• 1:12:00
  Speaker 1: beat the Raven. Giants, Saints pipping. Oh, Giant's gonna get them.
• 1:12:05
  Speaker 1: They got their boy dark playing. Yeah, Broncos Eagles pipping
• 1:12:09
  Speaker 1: Egles baby Eagles. I always go for the Philly Eagles, y'all.
• 1:12:13
  Speaker 1: I'm flying Cowboys.
• 1:12:19
  Speaker 6: Oh that's gonna be a tough one right there, man,
• 1:12:22
  Speaker 6: because Cowboys probably come through on this one, you know.
• 1:12:28
  Speaker 1: Greaters coach pipping a coach Shaker coats.
• 1:12:33
  Speaker 9: Garfas, Panthers hard to allure to the Panthers. Buccaneers, Seahawks.
• 1:12:39
  Speaker 1: Buccaneers gonna come back get the win, you know.
• 1:12:43
  Speaker 6: Titans, Cardinals, Titans, and the Titans can't beat nobody.
• 1:12:49
  Speaker 1: He's coming back.
• 1:12:49
  Speaker 6: Jay Daniels, the Commanders and the Chargers, Oh d C
• 1:12:54
  Speaker 6: Commander's baby all day Okay, Lions bingles, pipping, Lions come
• 1:13:00
  Speaker 6: through baby Detroit all day, save.
• 1:13:03
  Speaker 1: Me Patriots Bill's pipping ooh the Bills. You know it
• 1:13:08
  Speaker 1: ain't like that. Man.
• 1:13:09
  Speaker 9: They friend to crush the boys and we got the Chiefs, Jaguars,
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  Speaker 9: Chiefs and the Jaguars.
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  Speaker 1: Oh man, God, don't upset? Whoa dude? Fall up? Upset?
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  Speaker 1: Where they playing that they played in Jacksonville?
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  Speaker 11: Yeah?
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  Speaker 1: Upset, baby upset? Shaka of the week is Yeah, that's
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  Speaker 1: how I picked.
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  Speaker 7: Now.
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  Speaker 1: Surely I talked to you about baby. Right now, we'll
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  Speaker 1: have more of the Steve. I got enough goldfish left
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  Speaker 1: to make you one. You're listening to the Steve hard
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  Speaker 1: Morning Show. A right, Steve. This is from Tay at
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  Speaker 1: Steve HARVEYFM dot com.
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  Speaker 8: And I'm not sure if Tay is a man or
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  Speaker 8: a woman, but Tay wrote, I'm divorced and my new
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  Speaker 8: partner keeps asking me specific details about my ex and
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  Speaker 8: my marriage. So my question is is it necessary to
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  Speaker 8: know everything about your partner's previous relationship? Should I be
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  Speaker 8: open and honest about everything? Boy, Tay, we don't know
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  Speaker 8: if it's a boy or girl?
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  Speaker 6: Okay, who he is? What if I told y'all answer,
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  Speaker 6: Honesty always the best policy.
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  Speaker 1: True.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, the only thing you should be saying about your
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  Speaker 6: ex It was a mistake, it was a bad decision,
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  Speaker 6: it was a bad relationship. I found something that's the
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  Speaker 6: direct opposite, and I'm so ha.
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  Speaker 1: Now that's it. Okay, go talking about your past. You
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  Speaker 1: need to know how to lie. You got to get
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  Speaker 1: the line. Listen to me. I cannot mention ninety eight
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  Speaker 1: percent eight right.
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  Speaker 6: The only thing I can, the only thing I can
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  Speaker 6: tell a woman, honestly, is what I did from age
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  Speaker 6: four till about nine, about till about seventeen. After that,
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  Speaker 6: I was in college, and I can't repeat nothing after that.
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  Speaker 1: Nothing. So she gets from foe to seventeen, pure honesty.
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  Speaker 6: Wow, after I went to college, I had not divulged
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  Speaker 6: this part of my life.
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  Speaker 8: So but but her partner or his partner keeps asking
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  Speaker 8: them specific detail.
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  Speaker 1: Ain't no problem about there. And then they asked me
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  Speaker 1: a question. Let me show you how to help you
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  Speaker 1: asking a man? Yeah, okay, so how many how many
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  Speaker 1: times have you been married? Twice? And why did you
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  Speaker 1: break up? You know, it was my fault. It was
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  Speaker 1: my fault the first one. In the second one, just
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  Speaker 1: horrible decision on my part? And how many? How many
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  Speaker 1: women really have you slept with?
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  Speaker 7: You know what?
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  Speaker 6: I don't even that that that that thing like that
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  Speaker 6: don't even cross my mind because I don't even count
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  Speaker 6: my youth and the things, the mistakes I've made in
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  Speaker 6: my life.
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  Speaker 1: Man, I've learned so many boy about my past.
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  Speaker 8: Man, speaking of counting, can you count them on let's say,
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  Speaker 8: one hand or two hands?
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  Speaker 6: I can't count them on one hand? Huh, but I don't.
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  Speaker 6: I don't need a whole lot of fingers.
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  Speaker 8: Well you need more than ten were saying two hands,
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  Speaker 8: you need more than health.
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  Speaker 6: Well I'm not gonna need you know, uh huh, honestly,
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  Speaker 6: honestly if we wouldn't.
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  Speaker 1: Know, Yeah, I want you to be honest. Yes, I'm
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  Speaker 1: just trying to get to know you. Probably, man, like
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  Speaker 1: I could probably count them on two hands. So you've
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  Speaker 1: been with like at least ten women?
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  Speaker 11: Minimum maximum, I'll say minimum maximum, you know, it just
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  Speaker 11: depends on how you want to look at it.
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  Speaker 1: Minimum maximum.
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  Speaker 8: You know, So how long like in a relation? How
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  Speaker 8: long does your relationships? Do your relationships normally last? If
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  Speaker 8: you've been with them?
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  Speaker 6: Oh, well, that depends you know, if it's a one
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  Speaker 6: night or then that's what they that's where they got
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  Speaker 6: to turn from.
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  Speaker 1: What one night? One night stands? How many one night
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  Speaker 1: stands have you won? Just one night?
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  Speaker 8: And you've been with ten women? So the other women
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  Speaker 8: were in a relationship. You were in a relationship with
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  Speaker 8: them the nine. Yeah, why are we.
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  Speaker 1: Being like, yeah, no, you can ask me all you
• 1:18:06
  Speaker 1: want to win, come out, you can turn it around st.
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  Speaker 6: Because truth be told, we knew everybody fangers on this show.
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  Speaker 6: I could put a digit on everything on this show
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  Speaker 6: in real life. But what we we have Finn to
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  Speaker 6: do that.
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  Speaker 8: No, but you think, all right, all right, so no
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  Speaker 8: honesty is what you're telling, Tay. Keep it down, Keep
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  Speaker 8: it down, all right? Coming up in twenty minutes after
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  Speaker 8: the hour, we'll have more of the Steve Harvey Morning Show.
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  Speaker 1: Right after this. You're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show. Tom,
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  Speaker 1: you say you want somebody. I want to you know,
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  Speaker 1: I want to have one last photo shoot. You know
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  Speaker 1: what I'm saying. Lead over, everybody, come by. Yeah, it's
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  Speaker 1: gonna be the same look. Looked at the look in
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  Speaker 1: all the pictures, Remember Bernie movie.
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  Speaker 6: I want somebody, I want something. I won't extreme stuff
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  Speaker 6: at my funeral. I want somebody there come up in
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  Speaker 6: the pool pit up there behind the choir stand and
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  Speaker 6: climb up on the cross.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, and it should have been me. Lord all
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  Speaker 1: that get you down that cross? Yeah, just climb up
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  Speaker 1: on the cross, hollow the neon.
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  Speaker 7: The Yeah.
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  Speaker 6: I want somebody to go up in the balcony, uh
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  Speaker 6: huh and saying my hits from the back.
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  Speaker 1: Hey, hey, snatched the fight from the past. That dude
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  Speaker 1: put the folk in the fans. I gotta have Kanye
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  Speaker 1: Man with outfits on his whole crew.
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  Speaker 1: All right, guys, it is.
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  Speaker 8: Time for a round of would you rather? Would you
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  Speaker 8: rather your nickname the little fella? Or would you rather
• 1:21:24
  Speaker 8: your nickname be big nasty?
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  Speaker 1: We know what you guys, need it to mo Yeah,
• 1:21:35
  Speaker 1: little fella, I'm big. Okay, I'm big nasty? All right?
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  Speaker 1: What about you, Juli big nast? Yeah?
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, just answer your own question. Well, I'm just I'm
• 1:21:47
  Speaker 6: following the two little dudes on the show. I guess
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  Speaker 6: compared to it, I guess I had to be bigger
• 1:21:55
  Speaker 6: than nasty.
• 1:22:01
  Speaker 1: All right?
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  Speaker 8: Would you rather not file your nails for one year
• 1:22:06
  Speaker 8: or not clip your toenails for one year? So either
• 1:22:10
  Speaker 8: let your your fingernails grow long or your toenails grow
• 1:22:14
  Speaker 8: along for one year?
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  Speaker 6: Well, I gotta let them toes go because I can't
• 1:22:17
  Speaker 6: have these hands where I hold cards in my hand.
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  Speaker 1: Michaelphone, you look like you've been in a nail c Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: I don't got a pointed to Let us.
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  Speaker 16: Get some stones on them all right, coffin, Yeah, Ballerina,
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  Speaker 16: all that all right?
• 1:22:39
  Speaker 8: Would you rather em see a bingo game at the
• 1:22:42
  Speaker 8: church or would you rather empty a puppy fashion show?
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  Speaker 1: Oh I'm at that bingo all day. You can't go
• 1:22:49
  Speaker 1: at the church. Yeah, fun as hell twenty eight? Yeah right.
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  Speaker 8: Would you rather drown everything and ketchup or cover everything
• 1:23:07
  Speaker 8: in gravy?
• 1:23:08
  Speaker 1: Chip or gravy? I like them both?
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  Speaker 7: To go.
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  Speaker 1: Go with that gravy.
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  Speaker 17: Oh, because if you put ketchup on my chicken, I'm
• 1:23:17
  Speaker 17: about to throw up. Really, ketch up on chicken.
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  Speaker 1: Ketchup on chicken A lot of people, Yeah, ketch up.
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  Speaker 6: On, ketch up on mac and cheese. Now see, I
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  Speaker 6: can put gravy.
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  Speaker 1: On Max Maraby on mac and cheese if I have to.
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  Speaker 1: It's been on that before.
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  Speaker 7: It was a.
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  Speaker 6: Gravey on dressing. I had a little gravey on the
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  Speaker 6: greens one time. You know I done sock see if
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  Speaker 6: you want top, yes, so you know I know how
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  Speaker 6: to do that. I had to go with that gravy
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  Speaker 6: not to catch up. I put gravy on a hot
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  Speaker 6: dog and a hobby. It ain't never had gravy on
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  Speaker 6: the hot dog, but I bet I put.
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  Speaker 8: It on that, so everybody's in a green it with
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  Speaker 8: great waiting rather than catch gait. Okay, now, all right,
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  Speaker 8: So one last one, if we get to its sleeping.
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  Speaker 8: Would you rather sleep in flannel pj's year round or
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  Speaker 8: sleep naked year round?
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  Speaker 1: Because I'm cold, I'm naked all the time? Niked? All right,
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  Speaker 1: I got a All right, that's today's round of would
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  Speaker 1: you rather?
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  Speaker 8: Coming up next at forty nine minutes after it's our
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  Speaker 8: last break of the day, and we'll have some closing
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• 1:24:47
  Speaker 6: they hustle too quick before the real blessing come through,
• 1:24:51
  Speaker 6: just because that person said no.
• 1:24:52
  Speaker 1: Maybe God working on it from another angle.
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  Speaker 6: But as soon as you hear no and you stop
• 1:24:57
  Speaker 6: wanting it and hoping for it, now your faith now
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  Speaker 6: you can't get it because God don't give you what
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