8:45 Idiotology June 18, 2026: ...Blew up when he turned on the blender
Special 'Happy Birthday' to Joathan the tortoise...the oldest living land animal turns 194, Dollar General is actually lowering prices on about 2000 items back down to what's indicated in their namesake, Explosion rocks neighborhood after man experiments with homemade fireworks and you won't beleive what he was doing to trigger the blast...
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