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S2E86 - Sinister Silo (HW24) · No Latency

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Last time on no latency. Could be paint.
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It's OK. Everything's fine.
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It's OK. Yeah, it's blood.
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What is this? Z with the line through it.
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Steve, obviously. Steve Prime.
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I haven't seen him in the. Basement of the bar.
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We have to keep track of our NPCS, everyone.
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Track it perhaps? He disabled it.
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Not anymore. Fuck, maybe it was controlling
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the hand. Said the man's head is beeping.
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It's tuna, all right. I heard that screaming all the
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way over here. I'll get your guns, but stop
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that stupid accent my gun. You've made your bed, now lying.
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These guys look like they had the metal days.
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Wow. Jeb, you're really batting 1000,
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aren't you? Yeah, Sarah needs some mail,
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all. Right.
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I'm going to go up and down, sorry.
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I'm so sorry. He's.
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Like right there he's like, right there you.
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Know what I'm going to run for it.
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Looks like transmissions ended. We got to find Tuna.
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Where is he? Tuna.
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Tuna. Just keep talking so I can
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follow your voice. Oh goodness.
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Baby, it's not. You, yes, the whole gang's here.
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You're all here. Oh, thank God.
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It's oh, it was bad. They they came alive.
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The yes, I think, I think we've taken care of them all so you
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should be safe you. You.
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You. I should be safe.
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You promise? Yes.
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Phoebe. Phoebe doesn't sound the most
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convincing, but OK, keep talking.
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I'm down here, I'm over here, I'm over here.
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Ayanna, should we go to this door?
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Ayanna, this door, should we go through it?
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Which door? All right, all right, all.
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Right. Yeah, I guess you just went
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right on in. Well, everybody's, everybody's
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gone, right? Well, yeah, there's a bunch of
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dead. No, no, they're all dead on the
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ground because. Yeah.
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It's a bit morbid, but that's that's the case.
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They kind of killed their like mommy or whatever there.
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You are. Oh.
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Tuna. You found tuna.
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That was easy. Tuna's standing in front of the
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shed now, in the back southeast corner of the compound, and he's
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standing there holding a giant mini gun and he's covered with a
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decent amount of blood. That's concerning somebody
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else's blood. No, no, no, it's so.
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I know Halloween's meant to be scary, but this is fucking
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ridiculous. Oh, is it just pasta sauce?
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Just. Constantly retro is blood.
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I had to shoot a lot of them and they just kept coming back.
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Are you hurt? With the no.
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I can take a look. I I would appreciate that,
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Phoebe. That's very good, yeah.
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Should I just? Sit.
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He just sits on the ground. Yeah, she just does a quick
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scan. 22 Yeah. He has pulled a muscle in one of
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his legs. He's overstretched a muscle on
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his shooting arm that was supporting the gun.
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You should be all right. A few painkillers should make
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him feel better and bring his moods down and he'll be easier
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to talk to. And Vivi does just that.
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She pulls out some painkillers from her bag from her medical
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bag and just tosses them over to Tuna.
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That'll help. Oh, drugs.
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Oh, mate. Thank you so much.
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I really appreciate it. All right, I can take it with
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alcohol, right? Yeah.
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Cracks have been here. In theory you can, yes.
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Here we go, bums up lads. OK.
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Oh. Yeah, I'll get a buzz from that
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one. I brilliant.
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Tuna. Yeah.
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You didn't happen to get bit, did you?
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Bit? No.
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Good. For most of the time I was on
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top of the shed and then embarrassingly and thankfully,
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when you weren't here, I fell through the roof.
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So I was hiding out in the shed and now I have to get a new
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roof. I'll call Bob and Ilda, it'll be
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fine. Oh yeah, that, that, that.
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That's a good choice. I'm just glad you didn't get bit
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because then otherwise we'd have to put you down.
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Wow, that's dark. Retro what?
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Do you want me to say we have zombies everywhere and that's
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that's how it? Works you can't stay zombies.
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It's copyrighted. All right.
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Do you hope there's a cure? We.
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Worked that out in season 1. No, you're supposed to call them
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biters. That's right, Yeah, Iona's
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right. They've got it.
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Sorry biters. Sorry, that's not bad.
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What is that's the rule, right? You got you get bit by a biter.
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There's no cure. I Iona's already said that sure,
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a lot. Look.
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This is not the first time we're going to deal with this.
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Retro, I'm not being funny, but like I'm going to go over here
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and look at them. Aren't aren't biters normally
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like green? Sometimes.
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Aren't, aren't these like, isn't it kind of weird to have like a
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bougie zombie? Sorry Biter, why the hell are
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they called? Well, do you remember there was
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an epidemic not too long ago where there were a bunch of gold
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hooligans running around? Oh yeah, the Steves.
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Fucking annoying little shits. And do you do you know what
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these creatures called themselves?
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Steves Well, these ones, the ones around us right now, yes.
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Oh no, I just, they started trying to attack me.
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No, they said they were going to attack anyone who was friends
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with them, whoever them or. Well, the the Dumbers, the
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Dumber ones, said Zeves. Zeves.
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The Dumber ones did go zeves like they like like in the
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movies, but normally a bit more. And Zeves are completely
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different than Steve's, so I I I'm just as lost as.
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You are. Are they or or is it like or is
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it like AZ word version of Steve?
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That that feels very on brand for Halloween Iona.
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Well, I'm just saying I'm right. Yes, I agree.
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So I mean, what am I meant to say to that?
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I agree. No, nothing.
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I've I just assumed that other people would say things.
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I mean, what else do you want to say?
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That seems like we pretty much nailed it first try.
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So what are we? OK, well look y'all, why don't
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you just do another walkthrough, make sure that there isn't
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anything that isn't connected to the frequency or at least maybe
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find some clues. I'm going to go find the.
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What were we calling the the dudes with the the?
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Receivers. The receiver, Yeah, I'm going to
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go check on the receiver and see if I can try to triangulate
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since we have one bit of information.
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Oh. Yeah, yeah.
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All right. OK, yeah, I'll, I'll, I'll just
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take a quick look around and make sure there isn't anything
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else weird around here. Sure.
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I mean, there's lots of dead bodies around here.
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I mean, I'm assuming they're dead.
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They just kind of all dropped at once.
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What did you do anyway? Oh, we killed their Mama.
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They have a mother. Oh God, they have a mother.
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I mean, you know, hypothetic, hypothetical, I don't know if
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that's the right word, but it's like they're they're kind of
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mum. Oh, right.
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Yeah, yeah, yeah, I get it. Oh retro retro, you rolled the
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literally the worst crit possible.
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I didn't have to because I have inspiration and I'll just use
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that, OK? But that is bad.
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It is worth an inspiration. That's literally the worst role
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you can get 26. We got to go.
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There you go, 26. Very good.
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Very good. Yeah.
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So you're, you're getting used to pulling this signal out.
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It's based in one of three chips in their head.
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And this time you found it in the first one.
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It's right there in the back behind the battery compartment
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on this guy. And now you have the second
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piece of data you need to triangulate the original signal,
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although not quite enough in order to find it.
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You will still need one more piece of information similar to
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this, just from a different location.
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But since you didn't roll a crate, that's all you get.
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Yeah, All right, well, this one was the worst.
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I mean, no maintenance whatsoever.
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Ports were all clogged with all kinds of gunk.
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I think the skin actually started flaking off, like
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turning into its own version of Clippers.
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Yeah, I know. It's gross.
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You don't find anything because I only got like the second bit
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for being able to triangulate. Well, I'm, I'm not allowed or
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well, I'm sorry, let me take that again.
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I I don't suppose we should loot tunas, So I think we're done
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here. No, no, I would prefer if you
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didn't, although I've got vending machines and shit.
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Well, new one. Yeah, I see.
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What? What do we got in here?
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Well, if you roll AD 10, you'll find out.
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Roll 3D10 if you want to check a vending machine.
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All right. All right.
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VV you head up to a vending machine and you discover a
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packet of jizzna snaps for 15 eddies, a Taser boy ammo packet
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of 25 bullets, and a fake parking ticket.
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Have fake parking ticket on what?
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Why would you like? Regular parking ticket, but if
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you've already got a ticket on your car, they're not going to
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give you another one. This might be useful.
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How much is the fake parking ticket going for?
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20 eddies. It's very convincing. 20 eddies.
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All right, I'll fork up 20 eddies for a fake parking ticket
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just in case. Cool the.
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Vending machine gives you a fake parking ticket and there are
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spaces on it that you can print realistic words and coats.
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So it is for 20 eddies. It is indistinguishable from a
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real parking ticket except if you try to pay it.
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There's no record, that's the only difference.
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What? What do you got over there,
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Retro? Retro is looking at a different
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vending machine and he also finds some Taser Boy ammo.
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A1 use raincoat that changes from grey to pink if it gets wet
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and like 2 cans of jizzna ale for 20 bucks.
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Just the good stuff. I'll definitely.
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Get the jizzna snaps. Could use some smash but there
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ain't none around. But you know what?
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I'll get the raincoat too, just in case.
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They feel like just as BDSM wear is not going to be that
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protected. Raincoat is $35.
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It's it says 1 use because it will only change color once.
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Once it has become pink. It is pink, but it's currently
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Gray, so when it is hit by rain it will change color.
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Well, yeah, I'll put that on. OK, cool.
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You're now wearing a Gray like all over Wayne Protector.
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Rain Protector. A Wayne Protector.
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Wayne Protector. Don't Wayne Protector.
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Isn't that a Wayne Corporation? Excuse me whittle wady.
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Would you like some Wayne protection?
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It's made by the waste product corporation.
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Everything they everything they make is single use and bad for
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the environment. Awesome.
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So awesome. Whittle we cool?
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All right, Should we get out of here then?
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Yeah, you. Seem sick?
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Why are we? Going to go next.
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You you step out into the courtyard and all of these dead
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Zeebs are on the ground. You've looked through the
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vending machines, etcetera. And out there where some of the
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cars are parked, you can see Vendel practicing with their new
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skate feet and sort of muttering to themselves.
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I can't. Believe they've fallen over like
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4 times. I've got to get better at this.
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OK, so it's glide and push, Glide and push.
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You know what you should do? You should use the the bodies as
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obstacles. Well, that's a good idea.
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I'm going to roll for it. Oh yeah.
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But. Yeah, we can do that if that's
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what you're into. I am.
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I am into that. We're going to roll dance again,
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I think. And athletics.
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No, Athletics is lower. Oh wow.
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And you rolled A-16 for Vendel, which is above above average,
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isn't it when you think about? It well, they're learning.
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They're learning still. They do a really good job of
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just weaving through these dead bodies like they're a cone, and
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the last three they managed to do that leg switching thing, but
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their legs cross as they do it and it looks pretty cool.
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It's not a majorly cool trick, there's no flips or anything,
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but it's one of the first decent tricks that's Vendel's been able
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to pull off since having their skate feet installed just a few
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hours ago. Hey, hey, hey.
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I did it. Did that look cool?
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It was like a moonwalker. No.
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Very cool. Super cool, yeah.
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Like I. Don't think I could ever pull
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that off. Oh no, you.
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Couldn't my legs? You don't have skate feet,
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that's really the only reason why though retro I'm sure you
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could do it. But don't downplay what you've
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accomplished today. No, I know, I'm just.
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I'm just trying to be nice. Thank you.
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Don't have to be nice. OK, Retro, get fucked.
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I'm better than you. Is that better?
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It's perfect. Retro will remember this.
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Why did that text appear in the sky?
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That's weird. Anyway, we should.
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It's a Life of Strange reference.
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Actually, we'll remember this. It appears in the sky.
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It appears above us in AUI that we cannot see.
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It was a joke. Anyway, I'm now over explaining
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the joke. Would you like to know why this
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joke is funny? Then subscribe, then then follow
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Help us out on fucking what do we use?
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Patreon. Oh my.
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Gosh. Great pitch.
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So you're here in this courtyard, you've done your
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little bit of socializing. If you want to talk more to
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Tuner about what he's observed or examine the bodies, you can.
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I don't. Have anything at the moment?
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I don't know. I feel like we should probably
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get going. I don't know if we need more ZVS
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around, so I think it's probably best we just make our shit, you
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know, get our shit together and take care of these things before
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they get out of hand. That's that's a really good
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idea. Dear Jeb, where are we?
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Where are we going? Well, that I don't know.
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I. I suppose that we could go to
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the silo and pick up the, you know, from so we could for you
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know who. Yeah, that's right.
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Do we have to hide these things around tuna?
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I have. No, Yeah, yeah.
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I, I I'm not quite sure. Better safe than sorry.
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We should get in Vanna White. Sure.
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I'll just clean this up all on my own then.
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You guys are going to, right? Great.
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That's thanks for saving me though.
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I guess that's probably a thing I should be thankful for.
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I mean, generally, yeah, that's probably a good idea, yeah.
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No, no no, no. Happy Halloween everyone.
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I'm really bummed I won't have time to to wear my my costume.
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Oh. Just leave them here, leave them
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here. They're they're not going
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anywhere. I suppose I can just close the
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gate, don't tell anyone there's a bunch of dead people here
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because I'm going to have to get there sorted.
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No VV, do you know? No.
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No. Is there?
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An org or something? They're Halloween decorations
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there. Is in fact a morgue.
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OK. I used to work there.
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Oh did you? Do you know anyone there where I
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can get their bodies picked up in like a group deal?
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Maybe a coupon? I do, actually.
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My old boss, Doctor Dave, I could probably give him a call
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and he'd come by and pick these all up.
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Oh, that's great. Yeah.
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I mean, I would appreciate that because I don't have time to go
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and put on my costume that I haven't mentioned yet.
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Oh, right, it's Halloween. You, you and you're not dressed
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up. Well yeah, I was going to get
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dressed up, but then I got attacked by a bunch of golden
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like zombie eating people. All right, all right.
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I mean, I am very curious as to your costume, so yes, please do
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that. Do you want me to?
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I mean, I've got it. It's in the shed, so yeah.
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Go. We'll, we can stand here.
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Give. Me, like, give me like just 30
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seconds, I'll be right back. He Naruto runs and closes the
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door. What?
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What should we think about? Should we take bets on what it
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is? Yeah, I'm thinking ghost.
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You know, just a classic. Just a sheet over the head with
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some eyes. A bite a biter might be funny.
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Based on the way he ran, I think maybe he's playing a ninja anime
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ninja that we can't say. Yeah, that's that's possible.
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I'm betting on his forehand. Oh.
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Yeah, we're we're ready. We're ready.
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And Tuna bursts out into the courtyard in a pleated skirt,
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blonde pigtails and a big staff with a moon on it.
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Hello, you're right. Look at me.
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I've got a corset and everything.
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Oh fabulous. For a second I thought you were
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going to be Chitney beers. No, no, not at all.
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I'm I'm an anime fan, so I thought I dressed up like this.
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A what? A fan.
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That's how you say it. Costume is a fan.
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No, no, no. I'm just I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm
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a sailor. And if I'm not careful, if I
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bend over, I'll moon you. So I won't.
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It's a short skirt. Oh.
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That's why the staff is. The yeah, yeah, yeah, There you
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get it. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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To represent my bum exactly, yeah.
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I see. Actually, the character you're
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referencing doesn't use a staff, so.
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I know, but I had to make it distinct from the copyright
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holder, otherwise they'll come after me.
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I do appreciate being precise and I respect it.
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Like you and me. Me, the real fans.
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Do you know what I mean? The real.
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Yes, yes. It glows when I talk.
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Look, I can't think what to say to make it play, but look what's
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funny. I don't know if you're just at.
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The. I.
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Think it was at the part. It was that part that was funny.
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Well, you know, I feel a lot better now that you saved me for
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all of these people, so thanks. Yeah, you didn't even run from a
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real fight. You are the one Tuna.
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Or thanks, Retro. Well, I've, I've got a costume
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contest to go to, you know, do you want me to call?
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Do you want me to call Doctor Dave and you guys can go and
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solve this Night City mystery? It's Halloween after all, so.
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Yes, let me give you his contact info.
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Let him know that you're friends with VV and you should be all
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good. Great Fab.
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Yeah, yeah, no worries. And I tell you what as a deal
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this is, this is like this is like tit for tat in it.
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So if you come back, you need a repair that hoverboard.
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Maybe you wanted to do a little work on it or something, I
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don't. Know we'll.
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Talk. We'll talk.
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Keep that in mind. Because you know what, Getting
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rid of a bunch of dead bodies. I mean, there are a lot.
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There are a lot of bodies here. It's like one of the biggest
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groups of bodies we've ever had on the show, period.
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So it's just kind of upsetting. I will keep that in mind.
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Thanks, Tuna. You're welcome.
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All right, I'm, I'm going to see you later.
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Please leave through one of the West gates because there's one a
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lot behind you. The ones on the east side will
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not. Aye, aye, sailor.
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Nice, I'm. Actually going to I'm going to
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hand over to tuna some of the candy corn treats that VV gave
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me. Candy corn kibble.
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What? Yeah, well, this stuff is
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terribly great, isn't it? You you deserve Yeah.
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Oh, yeah, yeah. I haven't even, I haven't even
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broken into the other ones that they gave me.
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But like, you know, they're a bunch of bite sized ones.
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So I thought you you should have one.
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Yeah, just. Because I love the cost.
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Appreciate it, love the cost. Bye.
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All right, well, it was. Well, that was.
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Well, it sure, it sure is hard to get rid of tuna sometimes,
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isn't it? You soggy, get out of here.
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All right. No, we should.
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We should get in the van and go to the silo to the moon.
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Yeah, let's go before Diamond Hands decides to, you know, join
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us. Fucking diamond ass.
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So you leave this place, closing the gate behind you, and you get
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in the van and Jeb, you don't actually know where to go.
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No, I I don't. That's true.
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Oh, Vandelk. He lives direction.
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Vandelk, could you just send directions to Jeb's tile?
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Yes, of course, Jeb. We're going to silo 74.
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Silo 74. You have been there before, Jeb.
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Yeah, that's the place that had the all of the all the fucked
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up. Samples and stuff.
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Yeah. What, we're going back to that
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crazy, No. No, no, not the junkyard place.
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We're going back to the the place where they just keep the
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formula. Because you stole something from
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me there. I didn't steal anything.
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I didn't steal a damn thing. You did because I made you.
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No, I didn't eat. Can I roll to?
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To gaslight me. Yeah.
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Rolled. Gaslight.
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Rolled. Gaslight.
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I mean, as long as everyone's OK with it, yeah.
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That's fine, I can't find gaslight on here.
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Human perception. That's what I'm doing, yeah.
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You know, I don't have a lot of points here.
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I am going to put some luck into it.
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Amazing. No, not luck.
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You're you're, you're. What you're doing with your TV
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head is very funny. Ironically, Iona forgets that
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you stole. Continue with your gas lighting.
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No, we don't have to. Yeah, we don't have to roll.
23:32
Play through it. But yeah, no, I haven't sold
23:36
anything. Well, that's where we're going.
23:38
What do I steal? Remember, what do I steal?
23:41
I don't, I don't know, did. You still never mind it, let's
23:45
just keep going. Jeb, are you driving?
23:48
I mean, yeah, I just don't know where I get.
23:51
I mean, I know, I know the general idea, but is that noise
23:53
the address? Oh yeah.
23:55
Go ahead and plug that in straight into the into the
23:58
console there. Oh mate, it's all right.
24:02
You never put it into the SAT NAV on your own.
24:04
You always get us to do it. You really need to.
24:05
Learn I'm driving. That's copilot stuff.
24:10
Copilot stuff. Anyway, 26.
24:17
Now you say that with a laugh. You say that with a laugh, Jeb,
24:21
but if you remember correctly, in the last episode, you did not
24:25
do well on driving. No, I did not.
24:30
It should be noted that you did damage the van and it will need
24:33
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25:37
Jeb, if we ever need to park somewhere that is not a legal
25:41
parking spot, I have something that might help.
25:46
I bought a fake parking ticket. Oh.
25:50
So we can put this in the window and it looks like we already got
25:56
a ticket, so all of the NCPD will ignore us if we have to
26:02
park somewhere. Yeah.
26:03
I was wondering what the use of that would be, but now I'm
26:06
understanding. OK, that's pretty good.
26:10
That's pretty good. Says Jeb as he pulls up lightly
26:13
outside of Silo 74. And you will pile outside of the
26:17
vehicle and it is eerily, eerily quiet.
26:21
Damn. I'm going to walk over to Jeb.
26:25
Hey, Jeb. Jeb.
26:28
Yeah. You should probably use that
26:31
that that ticket now. I mean, I suppose.
26:36
Yeah, just making sure. No one.
26:37
Yeah. Why?
26:38
Why don't we do that? Might as well, right?
26:40
What? Does.
26:42
What does the sign say? I mean, I don't know if you
26:44
noticed Jeff, but down on the ground it says we're in a 15
26:47
minute loading zone. And like anything, it definitely
26:51
takes us 15 minutes just to get to a door.
26:53
That's true. That's true.
26:56
I don't know. I don't know.
26:57
I don't think you'll need it. That's up to you job, by the
26:59
way. I just say, why not put it on
27:01
there? You know, it's not like it's a
27:02
one time thing. Oh, I suppose if nobody takes
27:04
it, we can just pick it up again.
27:05
That's smart. Yeah, exactly.
27:08
That's what I'm saying. Jim, is this a window?
27:11
Yes. Go ahead.
27:12
Go ahead and do your description.
27:13
I think that that's important. You're right.
27:16
So you're looking. To interrupt you.
27:18
You're looking around, you look back, Iona at the car, and there
27:22
is Jeb looking at this new fake parking ticket and smiling at VV
27:27
and then putting it on the front of the vehicle, hiding the crack
27:30
in the windscreen that has happened from hitting the
27:31
vending machine earlier. That's going to be expensive.
27:34
And as you turn back around, you are looking into the office of
27:38
Silo 74, this bubble window, and they're inside.
27:41
There are two Zeebs rummaging through cabinets.
27:45
They have not seen you yet. The microphone button on the
27:49
inside has not been pressed, so they don't actually hear you at
27:52
all, but they could turn around at any point, so it's up to you
27:55
if you want to stay there in plain sight.
27:57
Is there a hole in the glass like you are at a ticket booth?
28:03
No, there is a pull draw for that function.
28:06
OK, like in a gas station? Or a bank.
28:10
Or a bank that is way better. Yes, like in a bank.
28:13
Well, everyone, but stay low for the moment if you can hear me,
28:20
Jeb. Yeah, get to stay low.
28:22
OK, I'll roll still for you. No problem. 20 good.
28:27
Yes, Jeb does a great job. Yes, Jade 15 excellent, does a
28:31
great job. Vendel rolls also above 15.
28:34
VV rolls in 18 and we're just waiting to see if Retro is
28:37
quiet. 17. Yes.
28:39
You all roll over 15 and you are not noticed.
28:43
The door to the front of this building isn't locked, it's just
28:48
wedged shut. So we just got to push real hard
28:52
then. Oh, yeah.
28:53
But should we, should we make a plan or something like that?
28:56
I don't assume that those are the only Zeves in this facility.
29:00
All right, let's let's pull the mirror trick again.
29:03
I'm head over the door. Raw.
29:05
Perception, Get my little my little mirror underneath there.
29:08
Perception 19 Yes, you get to look into the room and you see
29:11
that there are two Zebs in this room.
29:14
They are not looking at the door.
29:18
There's one facing a wall looking at a promotional sign on
29:21
the right side, and on the left side of the room there is one
29:24
facing a vending machine and sort of slack jawed, not really
29:28
understanding what he's looking at.
29:30
Little out of his rocker. And he's got one of those
29:33
portable handheld game consoles as a face.
29:37
Ah, yes, Z boy. All right, there's two in there.
29:42
They're not looking at the door, so the.
29:45
Other thing you see in this room is the door to the right that
29:48
leads to the room you were just looking in.
29:50
So the door to that room is closed currently.
29:53
Just here on the right so we could get 2.
29:56
Like there's two of them in there.
29:57
We get two of our quietest to go in there.
29:59
No Bang Bang jab. No Bang Bang.
30:02
All the other doors are closed so far.
30:05
So if we're. Quiet about it and probably do
30:09
it. I assume you might want to.
30:13
Yeah. Once we take them out, we
30:14
probably want to like barricade the other doors that we're not
30:17
going into with the furniture. So in case that they do try to
30:20
use the doors, I don't know if they can use doors.
30:22
Can they use doors? I don't think we've seen them
30:24
use doors. Better not risk it so.
30:27
They got in here so. Yeah, so who are, who are our
30:32
most quiet? I mean, Vandel's obviously #1.
30:35
Well, Vivi beats people to death with a bat, so probably that.
30:40
I'm fast. I could get there really fast
30:42
with speed. I can skate feet in and fuck him
30:45
up. Yeah, so Fendale and Vivi.
30:47
OK. OK.
30:48
Then as soon as we do that, everybody else, we grab
30:52
furniture and block the doors. All right, We're not going to go
30:56
through. OK, good plan.
30:57
Good plan. Yeah.
30:58
Yeah, great plan. Am I sketching or is there not
31:00
enough space for that? You sketch all over whoever you
31:05
need to sketch on. Is that the same as?
31:08
Is that the same as stitching 'cause if it's the same as
31:09
stitching, then no, we don't. We don't snatch.
31:11
No, no, it's when you hold on to the back of a vehicle to go fast
31:13
'cause you're on like roller skates or a skateboard.
31:15
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Then, then yeah.
31:16
You sketch. You sketch all you want.
31:18
OK, so Vivi, are you you, are you hoverboarding in here?
31:20
Are we doing cool cool, cool people stuff?
31:24
Should we, should we fling both of you in there?
31:27
We could do that. Fling us in there.
31:29
Yeah. So like you could hold Jabin
31:34
Retro's hands and then they pull from as far back as they can and
31:39
they they pull you forward as fast as they can and you get a
31:42
little boost. Oh yeah, like that ancient toy
31:46
that nomads use? Jeb, What's that called?
31:48
No, no, it's not like any of that.
31:50
No, you're all wrong, baby. It's like roller Derby.
31:52
We're going to get whipped. Oh.
31:55
Whipped, yes. When you put it that way, I'm
31:58
in. Hell yeah.
32:00
I mean, hell yeah. All right, I'll open the door.
32:04
Jeb Retro, if you could whip them.
32:08
I think we're good. I.
32:09
Suppose I could quip. Yeah, Yeah, we could do that.
32:12
All right, I'm going to go in and then I'm going to attack the
32:14
guy on what do you want, left or right, Vivi?
32:17
I'll take left. All right, I'll take right we
32:20
ready. Yeah.
32:22
What are we rolling though? That's up to you.
32:26
Oh. OK.
32:29
I pull out my hoverboard since I don't have skates and yeah.
32:35
Hell yeah. Get ready to go in.
32:37
Let's go, baby. On the count of 312.
32:45
Three, and we'll handle it. Open the door and.
32:48
We'll handle it sick. That's pretty good.
32:50
That's. Pretty good about it.
32:52
Jeb is whipping VV and he does a really good job in his vampire
32:58
costume, even creating a little bit of a whoosh with his Cape.
33:01
As they get pushed forward, they slide into the room towards this
33:05
guy. That is definitely enough.
33:06
Animal Handling rolling at 20 is enough for you to reach the Zeve
33:10
in that room. VB, you are all the way behind
33:12
him and with 23 on Education Retro.
33:15
Your years of watching roller Derby have taught you how to do
33:18
this almost perfectly. You are literally one point away
33:22
from a perfect whip, but it's one of the best you've ever seen
33:25
and you've watched a lot of roller Derby and Vendel gets
33:28
chucked to behind the Zeve in this room so.
33:33
It's all the torque in the shoulder.
33:35
Vivi and Vendel are now parallel in this room as they've glided
33:39
silently behind these two enemies, and Vendel gives Vivi a
33:43
look 3. 21 go. OK, let's go.
33:49
And Vendel pulls out their glass sword and attacks this guy from
33:53
behind, doing essentially a surprise attack on this Zeve,
33:58
causing genuinely more, I think more health than me.
34:01
That's. A lot of oh shit, that's.
34:03
A lot of damage. A lot of damage.
34:06
There's a lot. It's close.
34:09
Doesn't explode. Does not explode, but it is
34:12
still 24 damage. Damn.
34:15
Yeah, so they go below half health.
34:18
Oh yeah, fully torn their one of their leg muscles and this Zeve
34:23
falls to the ground in pain. Vendell grabs their hand and
34:27
puts it right over the mouth area and keeps their mouth shut,
34:31
keeping them silent in the corner.
34:33
I'm going to have to have them roll a brawling check to keep
34:35
this guy quiet. Vivi, please roll something to
34:38
attack this guy on the other side.
34:40
Vivi pulls out her baseball bat and gets ready to smack him
34:45
right in the head. 19, yes, good enough or doing great does 19
34:50
damage in total. Yeah, so that is -19 damage also
34:56
goes below half health and that guy, maybe we have a problem.
35:04
I rolled foreign object and as you hit this guy, the end of
35:07
your baseball bat gets stuck in his back and it is now stuck in
35:11
the body of this eve. He look at you, turn him around
35:14
with the baseball bat. You do have another melee
35:16
attack, but you can't use the bat.
35:19
So you have a choice. You can use your second melee
35:21
attack to pull it out of this guy, or you can use a different
35:25
weapon as a melee. I shut up, shut up.
35:34
I try to pull the baseball bat, it's not working and so VV
35:39
quickly goes into her side and pulls out.
35:45
I still have a stun baton actually.
35:48
Oh shit. So I'm going to try to hit it
35:51
with my stun baton. Amazing.
35:54
Yeah. Plus my melee weapon plus 9/18.
36:00
Oh that's a really good roll. Yes.
36:02
You roll 18, filling this Zeve with electricity as he lightly
36:06
groans and singers force the ground.
36:09
You've caused 7 damage, which is you've got a six and a one.
36:13
You got the top and the bottom of that.
36:15
Nice, it's amazing. But you also it's 7 plus five.
36:20
So that's. 12. ZAP, this guy full of energy.
36:26
He's still up though. Retro.
36:28
You're also in the room. You see that VV has taken down
36:31
most of this guy's health. He is about to make some noise.
36:34
Vendel gets their second attack on the other's eve.
36:37
Get you out. Oh.
36:38
I got you on it's roll brawling. You did roll brawling.
36:41
That was to stop them from moving, yes. 15 was good enough
36:44
to keep them silent, but I need to know how you're hurting them.
36:47
How am I hurting them? Am I hurting then?
36:52
With your words. No, I'm I'll just I'll I'll just
36:56
do a a necktie. I'm looking at Iona.
37:00
I don't want to be looking at Iona.
37:02
I was like, these stats don't seem right.
37:04
I. Don't know, just.
37:06
Kidding, I'm rolling brawling to snap them.
37:08
Oh wow. OK.
37:09
It's. 1515 That's not bad I rolled A2.
37:14
He does not defend at all and unfortunately this guy's neck is
37:19
snapped. The moment that happens though
37:22
the others Eves the others Eve in the room perks up and Jeb.
37:26
The pitch is slightly different here, it's not stronger or
37:29
weaker, it's just the tone annoys you more and you cover
37:33
both of your ears in this room as it starts to just just kind
37:36
of grate a little bit on you and you can see the Zev underneath
37:40
Vendel start to try and come back to life.
37:43
Oh try come back to life, fuck. Yeah, we got to find that, but.
37:47
Where's the noise coming from? I mean, it's in both of my ears,
37:51
so I guess directly you have. Exceptions to see if you can
37:55
work it out. Oh.
37:56
OK. 20 Yes, it's coming from the bathroom.
38:02
Yep. Oh, it's coming from the
38:04
bathroom, which is the door to the east, South.
38:12
There's two of them to the South, but it's the one to the
38:14
southeast. If this was the bathroom, that'd
38:17
be a problem. It could have been this though.
38:20
No, it couldn't. You've been here before.
38:22
That leads down into where they have all the samples and stuff.
38:25
Right, I do have a photographic memory I'm rolling down.
38:29
I'm kicking down the door to the bathroom.
38:31
All right, roll brawling. Oh.
38:33
Whoa. Whoa, that's really good.
38:37
Yes, when you kick the door open, someone hid a really
38:41
expensive lighter on the top of the door and it falls down and
38:44
lands in your hand. It's worth about 50 eddies.
38:47
Oh, all right. Don't mind if I do, you know.
38:51
And it's Halloween themed. It's covered in skulls.
38:53
It's really cool. That is pretty cool.
38:57
Hold on to that. Problem is there are 4 stalls in
39:02
here so. Oh, I know what I'll do.
39:05
They're all lined up in a in a line, so let me just move.
39:08
Oops, close the door on an accident.
39:10
Don't worry about that. Well, no worries.
39:12
I'm just going to stand right here and shoot.
39:16
Through. All of them, and let's see what
39:20
happens. Did you shoot?
39:28
Yeah. Who's not there?
39:31
I. Thought we had a rule.
39:32
Oh, are we not all right? No shooting Jasmine's Day.
39:38
That's amazing. Unfortunately, this is time to
39:43
point red and those walls are actually pretty tough and they
39:45
definitely have more than 7 HP so it doesn't even go through
39:47
the first door. Man, they, they no expense on
39:54
these on these. Like each of them have at least
39:57
10 HP, so in order to hit into even the second stall you would
40:01
need to roll more than 20 damage.
40:05
Yeah, rules. Rules rule.
40:09
Well, I gave it a shot. Anyone else?
40:11
You have two shots. Oh, right, quite.
40:13
Literally. So I walk over to the next one
40:15
and then shoot that one. You're just going to shoot
40:18
through the you're not going to open it, you're just going to
40:20
shoot. No, I'm just going to shoot.
40:23
So you go over to the second stall and you shoot through the
40:26
door, rolling again. Terrible on damage.
40:29
Like genuinely bad. That's a 3A1 and A2.
40:32
This is all the low rolls. You do however hear as the
40:35
bullet goes through the the door a little bit.
40:37
A squelchy noise of flesh and you can smell blood in the air.
40:44
Now, not a lot. You've not done a lot of damage
40:46
to whatever was on the other side of that door.
40:48
You do not know yet, but it has received damage.
40:52
OK, OK, I heard a squelch. It is French rose tone, yes.
40:59
What? The hell are you doing?
41:01
I know, I know. I I just forgot.
41:03
And then I figured, well, I'm in this deep, might as well keep
41:06
shooting, you know? Keep moving to the office.
41:10
Why? Why are you shooting in here?
41:13
Well. Because this is where the, this
41:14
is where the the transceivers is, right?
41:17
I mean, so we got to kill, kill that one and then the other ones
41:20
died. I thought we figured it out
41:21
already. Retro drops down under their
41:24
belly so they can see under the stalls.
41:28
Do I see which stall it's in? Yeah, it's in two.
41:30
I take a shot are. You going to play the legs?
41:34
Yeah, OK. If I could see it, I don't have
41:36
anything blocking me. 24, yes. That's also exploding, Sir.
41:43
Roll a 27 crit as you blow a hole through both of the Zeb's
41:49
legs. He the door flies open as he
41:52
dies he falls towards Jeb. Jeb roll invasion to not get
41:56
covered by this Zeb 23 Yes you manage to step out of the way as
42:01
it falls forward out of the stall and face first into the
42:05
sink. The other Zeb's in the building
42:09
that you see drop to the floor and foam at the mouth as they
42:13
die, as they lose their connection to whatever they're
42:17
connected. To and there we go from solved
42:21
mission accomplished anyway, what were you doing here we're.
42:25
Getting the sample. Well, at least you know they can
42:28
die of lead poisoning. In the silence, not having these
42:34
things breathe, scratch around, etcetera, you hear an echo
42:40
through the hallway that leads down into the storage basement
42:44
where they've stored body fuel, bite, a bunch of other
42:47
biotechnical biotechnica technologies.
42:49
And in that hallway, you can hear a nasal voice calling out
42:55
what? Happened.
42:58
We don't recognize. Do we recognize the voice?
43:02
It's who the hell are you? Roll roll streetwise perception
43:05
or something to wreck to see if you recognize the voice.
43:07
It has been a while. 20 yes. Oh no, you wouldn't notice
43:12
because you've never met this person before.
43:13
OK. It's in All in all fairness.
43:16
Yep, that's makes sense. And you've not met this person.
43:19
Retro has met this person and has rolled in 18 and they know
43:22
exactly who it is. That is the voice of Steve 0.
43:29
Steve 0 As your creations forget to breathe, what the fuck are
43:36
you doing outside of the bar? You say to yourself.
43:40
You're not in the hallway though, so you don't know if he
43:42
hears you. That's a fairpoint.
43:45
I've said that only to myself, and I realized shit, that would
43:47
have been a good line to say to him if I saw him all right when
43:54
we found these. Hallway.
43:56
Where, where? Which hallway?
43:57
I heard it but I don't know where.
44:00
Follow me. All right.
44:08
The door engage protocol. Sticky fingers.
44:10
The door that you come up, you come up against the door, which
44:12
normally is a keypad you have to put in, but it's open.
44:15
You find it easy to open. Someone has got in here.
44:19
That's strange. Usually our security is a little
44:23
tighter than that, but that's not my job.
44:28
Yeah, let's not bring up your company's security.
44:32
All right, that's enough of that.
44:35
Hey, you tell you tell me. All right?
44:37
How many of these silos have we had to go and overtake because
44:41
of a security issue? These these silos, no, we've had
44:46
to go to facilities in which there were experiments
44:53
happening, but the storage silos, we've only been in this
44:59
one and it's. Just were we in another one?
45:05
You know, you're thinking of the the junkyard thing or, or maybe
45:08
when we went to the the the Badland Beast facility, but this
45:12
is neither of those places. It's becoming it's it's more
45:15
than two times. This is our third time visiting
45:18
here I think. I don't remember well.
45:21
I've been gas lid out of the other one so I don't know.
45:25
Yeah, could be, yeah. You come up against the wall.
45:28
As well. It is also unlocked.
45:30
And as you step inside, there are two Zeves in here dead on
45:33
the ground. And there's Zeve that's standing
45:36
in front of the computer is flopped over the chair with a
45:41
tile in his lap that is on loudspeaker.
45:44
Did you get it? Did you We need?
45:47
More of. The the compound.
45:49
And I need you to get the formula Zeve.
45:52
I hang up. Answer me.
46:04
Next time on no latency. Why'd you do that?
46:12
I panicked. Can you still like trace it?
46:14
I love stealing. It's it's one of the things I'm
46:16
good at. This Steve 0 what's What's his
46:20
deal? We made a mistake and we we grow
46:23
and we learn. And everybody makes mistakes.
46:26
Person starts OK. Yeah, but I forgot about that, I
46:31
yelled. Wow, you really pop that one off
46:33
all. Right, OK, We're, we're coming,
46:34
we're coming. Don't move.
46:35
Don't move too much. Oh man, this is going to be a
46:37
rough one to patch up. Yeah, man, I I exploded a little
46:41
early down there. I'm sorry about that.
46:43
Do you know what that's called? The little bumps in the side of
46:45
a shipping container. You really got a leg over that.
46:48
Probably also booby trapped. Depression here in the floor,
46:51
which I assume is another booby trap.
46:54
Jebbs obviously the fastest one of us here.
46:56
Oh, the line of syringes. Oh man.
47:00
Sounds like some superhero moves right there.
47:02
Vendel what? Kind of mad crazy scientists
47:04
would do that. Oh my gosh, Jeb.
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spice up your own Cyberpunk Red games at home.
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No matter what level your support, Thank you again so much
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for listening. We literally couldn't do this
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without you. And of course, we'll see you
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next time in Night City. Thanks for listening, Jim.