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BBQ, Comedy Roulette, Ask Steve, Uninvited Guest and more. · The Steve Harvey Morning Show

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  Speaker 1: Y'all know what time of y'all don't know y'all bat
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  Speaker 1: have all suit looking back to back down, giving the
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  Speaker 1: move like the milking buck bus things and it's cob
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  Speaker 1: y'all good it. Steve ha listen to Movi together for
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  Speaker 1: Stu Barn Please don't join joining me. You gotta turn
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  Speaker 1: you gotta turn to turnout, turn, got to turn them out.
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  Speaker 1: Then turn the water the water. Come come on your baby.
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  Speaker 1: Uh huh, I show will good morning everybody. You're listening
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  Speaker 1: to the voice, Come on dig me now. One and
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  Speaker 1: only Steve Harvey got radio sill. Steve Harvey got a
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  Speaker 1: radio show. Sometimes when I chuckle like that reminds me
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  Speaker 1: of my oldest brother to pass the where he used
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  Speaker 1: to laugh like that. It's kind of funny how jeans
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  Speaker 1: get passed down through the line. I don't know why
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  Speaker 1: I told y'all that, just don't to share with you,
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  Speaker 1: that's all. As always, always kind of ask God to
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  Speaker 1: help me, you know, um and and and and I
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  Speaker 1: had I had gotten off track a little bit because
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  Speaker 1: one of the principles of success I want to share
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  Speaker 1: with you all today is a law of attraction that
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  Speaker 1: is a very very serious principle. It cannot be ignored
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  Speaker 1: the law of attraction. And I'm not going to be
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  Speaker 1: able to explain it to you as well as the
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  Speaker 1: books secrets can, or as well as some people. I
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  Speaker 1: can only articulate it to you the way that I
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  Speaker 1: see it. And the law of attraction is very, very real.
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  Speaker 1: The law of attraction is a principle of success. It
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  Speaker 1: is something that everyone has to adhere to. Now, whether
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  Speaker 1: you know the law of attraction or not, it does
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  Speaker 1: not make it not exist for you. This is the
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  Speaker 1: case where ignorance is not the excuse. The fact that
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  Speaker 1: no one told it to you. There is no pass
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  Speaker 1: for this one. The fact that you never heard it
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  Speaker 1: before it does not allow you to do it any
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  Speaker 1: other way. So let me see if I can put
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  Speaker 1: it to you best I can. The law of attraction,
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  Speaker 1: the law of attraction, to put it real simple, is
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  Speaker 1: the thing that you focus on, the thing that you
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  Speaker 1: talk about, the thing that you think of, is the
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  Speaker 1: thing that you draw to you. It's what you attract
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  Speaker 1: to you. That's basically the law of attraction. The thing
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  Speaker 1: that you talk about, the thing that you think about,
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  Speaker 1: the thing that you focus on, whatever it is, that
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  Speaker 1: is what you attract. The law of attraction does not
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  Speaker 1: differentiate from positive and negative. It only does what it does.
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  Speaker 1: What I am saying is this in the law of attraction,
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  Speaker 1: no matter what you think of, no matter what occupies
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  Speaker 1: your time, no matter what you say, or no matter
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  Speaker 1: what the focus is, positive or negative, the law of
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  Speaker 1: attraction knows neither one. It just attracts it. So let's
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  Speaker 1: use some examples here, and just your best example always
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  Speaker 1: uses me that way. I ain't got to figure out nothing.
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  Speaker 1: I can just tell you my side of it. I
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  Speaker 1: was in a lot of debt one time in my life,
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  Speaker 1: as before any of you knew me, so you can understand.
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  Speaker 1: In case you're not thinking, I don't. I don't want
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  Speaker 1: you to think that this conversation is about your income level,
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  Speaker 1: cause it's not. It doesn't matter what the income level
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  Speaker 1: you are. The law of attraction works in all aspects money, family, relationships, job, career, love.
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  Speaker 1: It just works that way. Okay, here's the deal. I
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  Speaker 1: kept saying, man, this debt is killing me. I got
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  Speaker 1: to get out. That's what I thought was a good goal,
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  Speaker 1: to get out of debt. But what I kept saying was,
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  Speaker 1: you know, I kept talking about debt. And you know
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  Speaker 1: what it kept doing. It kept attracting debt to me.
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  Speaker 1: So guess what, so I could get out? That's all?
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  Speaker 1: Is that crazy? That is an amazing law to understand.
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  Speaker 1: What turned it around for me was I started claiming
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  Speaker 1: a life of abundance. God, I am seeking a life
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  Speaker 1: of abundance. I want to have more than enough. I
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  Speaker 1: want to be able to help other people. I just
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  Speaker 1: want to have a law of attraction so that I
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  Speaker 1: be able to provide my family the lifestyle that I
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  Speaker 1: want to provide them. I want heavily, father, to be
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  Speaker 1: able to be an example of your goodness and your
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  Speaker 1: grace in my life. That is what I started saying.
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  Speaker 1: And guess what, that's what I started attractive. I'm going
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  Speaker 1: to have a great relationship with my children. I'm going
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  Speaker 1: to be the father that I always wanted to be.
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  Speaker 1: I'm going to be a good father. I'm going to
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  Speaker 1: be a good husband. Now. I am going to do
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  Speaker 1: the right things. I am going to be the type
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  Speaker 1: of example that my sons can look no further and go.
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  Speaker 1: I can be like my dad. I want to be
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  Speaker 1: able to be a place, a beacon of light and
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  Speaker 1: hope for my daughters to come to. That's what I
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  Speaker 1: started saying. That's what I started attracting to my life.
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  Speaker 1: The law of attraction does not care if you want
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  Speaker 1: it to be positive or negative. The law of attraction
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  Speaker 1: just attracts whatever it is. You focus on, what you
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  Speaker 1: think about, the words that come out your mouth. You
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  Speaker 1: cannot overlook this principle of success and expect to make
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  Speaker 1: it because of the fact that you've never heard of
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  Speaker 1: the law of attraction, because of the fact that you
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  Speaker 1: don't know how it really operates. It does not make
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  Speaker 1: it not exist in your day. You can start today
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  Speaker 1: attracting the right things to your life by changing what
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  Speaker 1: you say, what you think, what you focus on, change
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  Speaker 1: the focus, change the thought, change the words that come
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  Speaker 1: out your mouth, and guess what you change what you
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  Speaker 1: attract to yourself. You have got to ask yourself, why
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  Speaker 1: is it? Man? Man, let me tell you something. Somebody
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  Speaker 1: said the Bishop Jake's one time. They said, man, everything
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  Speaker 1: you touch turns to gold. He said, no, I just
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  Speaker 1: don't touch everything. Man, This is crazy. Come on, man,
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  Speaker 1: he has a focus. He has a focus. See, he
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  Speaker 1: ain't just everywhere. Bring me any idea, Let me try that. No, no, no, man.
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  Speaker 1: He has a focus, he has a law of attraction
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  Speaker 1: that's working, where he's attracting things to his life that
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  Speaker 1: that's positive that he can't ask not to say, Bishop James,
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  Speaker 1: don't have problems because we talk often and man, he
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  Speaker 1: have them. Oh, please understand. And he's not trying to
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  Speaker 1: attract the problems. But what he will attract is the
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  Speaker 1: proper solution for the problem. And ain't that all you need? Sometimes?
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  Speaker 1: God did not say that it would be easy. He
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  Speaker 1: just said he would be with you. And if God
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  Speaker 1: is with you, who can be against you? God will
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  Speaker 1: make your enemies your footstool. God is powerful man, His
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  Speaker 1: word is true. He do what he say he gonna do. Now,
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  Speaker 1: all we got to do is do some of what
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  Speaker 1: we say. We ain't gonna do everything, just do some
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  Speaker 1: of what we say. Okay, here's a deal. God is
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  Speaker 1: going to do everything he say he gonna do. You
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  Speaker 1: and I just got to do some of the stuff
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  Speaker 1: we say we're gonna do because he already know we
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  Speaker 1: ain't gonna do all of it. Yeah, he clear on that.
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  Speaker 1: He clear on that. All right, thank you, you're listening.
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  Speaker 1: Ladies and gentlemen, may have your attention. Please this is
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  Speaker 1: Steve Harvey. I'm trying to get your attention because it's
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  Speaker 1: it's then't started. The morning show is own. H I
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  Speaker 1: ain't gonna tell you what station it is because you
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  Speaker 1: hear my voice. You own the station. You need to
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  Speaker 1: be owner. Now. They had these things like station I
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  Speaker 1: D and all like that, But if you're listening to me,
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  Speaker 1: you already owned the station. I'm on too minute to
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  Speaker 1: go around the room announcing it. But all of them
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  Speaker 1: is great station, and you're greater for listening. Marty Shirley,
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  Speaker 1: Good morning Steve, some column, Good morning Steve. Crew cutting
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  Speaker 1: up doing your morning their food, big dog in the building,
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  Speaker 1: got your godbody in la Yeah yeah, check and make
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  Speaker 1: sure Junior has this coffee. I was just checking because
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  Speaker 1: Monica was supposed to put the cream and sugar in
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  Speaker 1: their Steve. I didn't know they relationshipship was that way though.
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  Speaker 1: What they just got into a major argument about creamy
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  Speaker 1: I was, I was listening. I didn't know that. I
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  Speaker 1: thought they had more of a all you know, co
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  Speaker 1: worker existed. This sound like something would like a relationship, Tennis. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: the hell is your coffee yet? Exactly your clothes? He
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  Speaker 1: shut the room down. With that. We're working on it,
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  Speaker 1: all right, work it, but I'm not playing about my
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  Speaker 1: coffee though, every morning the same thing. But who you're
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  Speaker 1: talking to though like that? Yeah, wait, don't get it though,
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  Speaker 1: she be over that. Just grinny girl. You better take
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  Speaker 1: care of y'all. Man. Yeah, she ain't got a problem
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  Speaker 1: come getting nail money. And you know she is about
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  Speaker 1: her now. You know, I've never seen all these years
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  Speaker 1: i've known Monica missip monic, because she never came in
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  Speaker 1: here to day without them doing and she she alternates,
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  Speaker 1: she'll go to the salon and she does them herself. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: she's good. She could do them herself. I can't do it, really,
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  Speaker 1: I can't get down diffuse she's stay in the line.
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  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, that's what I'm saying. She looks like I did.
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  Speaker 1: Ain't and don't draw outside the line. Yeah, but it's
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  Speaker 1: something with those. I don't know what it is, but
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  Speaker 1: it's some make cough you got it? None, You're good.
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  Speaker 1: I'm good man, I'm here. What were doing well? I
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  Speaker 1: show I did I put something in the microway? I cooked?
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  Speaker 1: Surely putting something in the microway to heat it is
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  Speaker 1: not cooking. It's in the kitchen, thank you. It's here
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  Speaker 1: in the studios in a machine that heats stuff up.
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  Speaker 1: As far as I'm concerned cooking that. In my world,
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  Speaker 1: that's cooking. Thank you. That's all right. Thirty two after
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  Speaker 1: we'll be back with more of the Steve Harvey Morning Show.
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  Speaker 1: You're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show. It is
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  Speaker 1: time for something funny, guys, and Steve, I want you
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  Speaker 1: especially to listen to this. This is according to the
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  Speaker 1: American Farm Bureau Federation. You consider yourself a country going
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  Speaker 1: yeah and all of that, A typical July fourth cookout
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  Speaker 1: for eight to ten people should only set you back.
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  Speaker 1: This is a number. Fifty five dollars and seven cents. Really,
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  Speaker 1: uh huh, that's what they're saying. According to Damn, about
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  Speaker 1: five dollars and fifty one cents per person family. Now
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  Speaker 1: listen now. This amount is based on ninety six volunteer
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  Speaker 1: shoppers in twenty eight states checking retail prices at their
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  Speaker 1: local grocery store to determine the overall costs. Okay, this
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  Speaker 1: is what the meal will do. What I'll tell you
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  Speaker 1: what though, we fished in the beard. Fifty five dollars
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  Speaker 1: and eight to ten people. I better not see nobody
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  Speaker 1: walk their ass back up there twice. You can't get yeah, no,
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  Speaker 1: you can't give but one bone a rial, one bone
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  Speaker 1: up there watching you be up there, watching you like
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  Speaker 1: that dude that used to cater for us in New York.
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  Speaker 1: Get any juice? None of that? What all right? This
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  Speaker 1: is what? This is what the meal includes, Steve. Eight
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  Speaker 1: quarter pounds hamburgers and buns with cheese slices. You guys
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  Speaker 1: said there was no meat. There's meat, okay. Two people
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  Speaker 1: ain't gonna get a burg eight hot dogs and buns, okay.
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  Speaker 1: Four pounds you said there were no ribs. Four pounds
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  Speaker 1: of pork spare ribs there you go right there. How
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  Speaker 1: many bones is there? That's one slab? Uh? Catch up,
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  Speaker 1: catch up and mustard. Three pounds of deli potato salad. Steve, Okay,
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  Speaker 1: I stop, okay, what don't nobody won't no damn dealing
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  Speaker 1: serious about? Don't come in here we show damn dealing.
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  Speaker 1: Potato shalt we don't whoa I ain't have you ever
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  Speaker 1: tasted potato salad? Good from the damn dealing? Let people
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  Speaker 1: get it and doctor it up though, doctor yeah yeah,
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  Speaker 1: and put it in a dish from home, and you
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  Speaker 1: think they made it pull outsto around black people. I'm
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  Speaker 1: just saying, all right, twenty eight ounces watched, Yeah, twenty
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  Speaker 1: eight ounces of steve of baked beans. Gotta have baked
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  Speaker 1: eight ounce, twenty eight ounces, twenty eight ounce we can people, Okay,
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  Speaker 1: everybody get point eight ounces of Oh it gets better,
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  Speaker 1: fifteen ounces of chips. I do one big bag, one bag,
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  Speaker 1: one big bag. No two quarts of lemonade. I mean
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  Speaker 1: two quarts of lemonade. I drink a quarter lemonade, my
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  Speaker 1: damn ship. And how about this one? Four pounds of
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  Speaker 1: watermelon for dessert? Watermelon for dessert? No pound watermelon. That
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  Speaker 1: ain't even a whole watermelon water That's the same amount
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  Speaker 1: as the spare ribs as it is. That's the same
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  Speaker 1: amount got to eat. Yeah, well we know this, no second,
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  Speaker 1: we know that. How much we gonna eat? It's how
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  Speaker 1: much you can't. That's what it is. How many people
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  Speaker 1: waste nothing to people these as cheers. No, yeah, let
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  Speaker 1: this kid babies, damn if but Steve, no seconds though,
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  Speaker 1: I bet not catch your ass. Welcome back up again,
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  Speaker 1: Hey five, just eight to ten people, your number six,
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  Speaker 1: don't walk ass back up your life, and you ain't
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  Speaker 1: You ain't wait till we served it's watermelon, know how
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  Speaker 1: to hold on? But but had they seen everybody gonna
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  Speaker 1: get a wedge or watermelon? Yeah? You know that little
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  Speaker 1: wedge they put at the buffet design, Yeah yeah, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: like that's where everybody like to You like to budget,
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  Speaker 1: but you're still hungry him. But I can't even get dollars.
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  Speaker 1: That's good. You can get a burger, No damn fifty
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  Speaker 1: five dollars and have no good ass talent. There ain't
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  Speaker 1: no links on here. You can't even have no good
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  Speaker 1: at man. Let me go be and get another one
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  Speaker 1: of these dogs. What you're gonna go, Yeah, get another
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  Speaker 1: you're gonna go and get another one at getting no
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  Speaker 1: other dog? Man? They're good though, they was good. But
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  Speaker 1: it ain't even got dark yet. We're long way off
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  Speaker 1: from the fireworks. It out of food because you hear
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  Speaker 1: what ain't gonnau the food? What ain't gonna happen? What
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  Speaker 1: the hell are you doing with that fall? What you like?
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  Speaker 1: I know you ain't gonna pack nothing out of him?
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  Speaker 1: What are you fee to do with this? With your
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  Speaker 1: run on fall? What are you to do with that
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  Speaker 1: gonna wrap your ass up and sit as ain't. Hey, hey,
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  Speaker 1: I need everybody to chech who over here? Got this
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  Speaker 1: half cuple Limitades, just sitting here, just sitting over here,
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  Speaker 1: a whole half for Dixie Cup for this day. All right, listen,
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  Speaker 1: never time he's running that prank back. It's coming up
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  Speaker 1: right after this. You're listening Stry Morning Show. Right now,
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  Speaker 1: the nephews in the building with run that prank back?
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  Speaker 1: What you got for us? Neff My roommate Benny, My
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  Speaker 1: roommate Bennett. It was loud in my ear. It's frank time.
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  Speaker 1: Everybody know its prank time. Get ready, my roommate Bennett
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  Speaker 1: running that catch Hello, my sweet to Devin. Yeah, okay,
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  Speaker 1: hey man, this Chris. I live a bum of you.
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  Speaker 1: I ain't ever met you before, but you you you have.
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  Speaker 1: You been calling the leasing office about a complaining on
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  Speaker 1: me about I'm making too much noise away. Yeah, man,
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  Speaker 1: I'm my bad bro. I was trying to catch you. Man.
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  Speaker 1: I could never uh, I can never catch you at home. Man.
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  Speaker 1: It's just like you know, Brian, I work at nice.
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  Speaker 1: I work at night. Yeah. Yeah, you're saying, I say
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  Speaker 1: I work in a day, but I can't sleeping night, Broker.
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  Speaker 1: I'm I don't know what's going on in your apartment.
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  Speaker 1: And I'm saying, I ain't trying to be in your business.
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  Speaker 1: I'm not trying to be in your business. Player. I
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  Speaker 1: just can't get a sleeping night, man, because it'd be
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  Speaker 1: a lot of noise, a lot of noise, a lot
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  Speaker 1: of talking. And what you do is your business. Bro
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  Speaker 1: I'm just saying, please, man, but you ain't have to
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  Speaker 1: go to the leasing office. Man, Oh you have to do.
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  Speaker 1: You know what's hall at me? You ain't they you
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  Speaker 1: know they got me written up, like you know what,
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  Speaker 1: One more complaint on me, They're gonna put me out
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  Speaker 1: of something. Well, yeah, like I said, though I was
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  Speaker 1: trying to get I was trying to find you. You
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  Speaker 1: know what I'm saying. But we I guess we miss
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  Speaker 1: each other because you you work at night. I work
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  Speaker 1: in a day. So you know when you're going, I'm coming,
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  Speaker 1: and when I'm coming, you gone. I'm saying, Brian trying starting.
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  Speaker 1: I'm just trying to, you know, go to work and
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  Speaker 1: pay my pay my bills. Man's I'll be at work
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  Speaker 1: at nice man. You know what I'm saying. I'm trying
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  Speaker 1: to get my hustle on, like you trying to get
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  Speaker 1: yours on doing halla halla halla, hold on. Okay, okay,
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  Speaker 1: let's make it my sense, bro. If you at working night,
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  Speaker 1: somebody in your somebody in your apartment, howking loud and
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  Speaker 1: them keeping me up square midting. Okay, you got a
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  Speaker 1: roommate us long, No, No, I ain't got no roommate. Man, Benny,
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  Speaker 1: somebody in there talking loud, holding a conversation. It's like
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  Speaker 1: two people in there talking loud every night. And that's
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  Speaker 1: brother's Benny man Betty be talking. Okay, you said you
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  Speaker 1: ain't got a roommance, sow Who who is Benny? Who
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  Speaker 1: is Benny? Spenny? Is my bird? My parents? That's Benny
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  Speaker 1: Be talking. It's like, man, stop doing me di listen
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  Speaker 1: mine what why Wait a minute, you're trying to tell
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  Speaker 1: me um bird. That's being man. I don't have bity
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  Speaker 1: two years. That's my birds. Birds don't even live that long.
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  Speaker 1: So so now I'm sucking night. I'm at the work
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  Speaker 1: because because a bird, that's what you want. That's what
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  Speaker 1: you called me to tell me. Bird, I call you
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  Speaker 1: to tell you you ain't gonna be putting these complaints
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  Speaker 1: on me, man, but I'm not. I'm gone. That's been
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  Speaker 1: in talking, man, bit it in yo, Bro, don't know?
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  Speaker 1: Oh you plenty O. Wait a minute. Hey, look, I'm
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  Speaker 1: telling you now do something with the bird then, or
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  Speaker 1: that's gonna be some consequences and repercussions. I'm talking about
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  Speaker 1: some fried chicken runs. A man plenty is like a
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  Speaker 1: family member to me. Bird too, can sam the chicken
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  Speaker 1: on the car flake box Kentucky Chicken Churches, Brian, Hey man,
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  Speaker 1: you don't tell me nothing better about my birth? Okay? Brother?
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  Speaker 1: You know what? Maybe man, you need to square from
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  Speaker 1: front of each other because you don't you don't disrespect
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  Speaker 1: Betty Man, all right, all right, you take something, all right,
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  Speaker 1: all right? I bet that be on my table when
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  Speaker 1: I get home. If it's a bird, then I bet
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  Speaker 1: that be all my don a table. Man. Amen, Then
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  Speaker 1: you ain't been the city and disrespect me and try
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  Speaker 1: to tell me what you're gonna do to my bird.
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  Speaker 1: But you ain't gonna do nothing stupid to Betty. Tell
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  Speaker 1: you what I tell you what you can date you
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  Speaker 1: at home right now? What you go to work tonight?
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  Speaker 1: I bet you beat it. I'll bet that tomorrow. I
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  Speaker 1: bet you with these things and good tomorrow. Man, a man,
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  Speaker 1: Hold on a minute, man, wait a minute, though, what
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  Speaker 1: you played and start talking about what you're gonna do
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  Speaker 1: to my bird? Not and told you you file for
• 23:04
  Speaker 1: going to the listening office calling me out, and now
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  Speaker 1: you're on the phone. I'm trying to work this out
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  Speaker 1: with you, and now you you ain't trying to work
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  Speaker 1: right now. I first stop you. You called me and
• 23:13
  Speaker 1: tell me that it's a bird holding a conversation with itself.
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  Speaker 1: I'm I'm a stupid right now. I'm I'm a stupid
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  Speaker 1: even continue this conversation. I excusing me. I find a night.
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  Speaker 1: Are you serious, man? I really use some eres or
• 23:29
  Speaker 1: something like man, listen, bro listen whatever it is this
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  Speaker 1: is a bird or recording whatever. If you gotta do,
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  Speaker 1: stop to waiting. It was anna bird. Man, I'm gonna
• 23:38
  Speaker 1: be solid softed. If this is a bird, I'm gonna
• 23:40
  Speaker 1: really a bird. It's spinning, man, it's spenning you. All
• 23:44
  Speaker 1: you have to do is come to me and we
• 23:46
  Speaker 1: could have had a little like Mela hala hala. Okay, okay, okay,
• 23:49
  Speaker 1: We're gonna have it like me. And then first off,
• 23:51
  Speaker 1: leasing office wouldn't give me a name. What's your name?
• 23:54
  Speaker 1: My name? Chris? Okay, Chris, I'm deaf. There we go, there,
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  Speaker 1: we go. Listen, dow I for the past three months,
• 24:02
  Speaker 1: you know what I'm saying, I ain't really been getting
• 24:03
  Speaker 1: no sleep because of this bird. You say it's a bird.
• 24:08
  Speaker 1: I don't believe that. But a bird like a bird.
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  Speaker 1: Come on, dog, that's for to you. We'll take them
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  Speaker 1: to work with you. Did I don't care? Figure something out,
• 24:20
  Speaker 1: but whatever going on up there with you and your
• 24:23
  Speaker 1: fire need to come to an immediate house or it's
• 24:26
  Speaker 1: gonna be something down. Hey man, hey man. What you
• 24:29
  Speaker 1: can't do is threaten me by what's going on in
• 24:31
  Speaker 1: my household? Man, look kill you ain't been it's being
• 24:34
  Speaker 1: in Linny whatever the nine meals. You need to do
• 24:37
  Speaker 1: something with that or it's gonna be some real it shows.
• 24:39
  Speaker 1: Like why am I going back and forth with you
• 24:41
  Speaker 1: about this? You keep telling me something about a bird.
• 24:44
  Speaker 1: It's a bird. What's the problem with it? What's the problem?
• 24:46
  Speaker 1: I understanding that people have pet birds? Say man, I
• 24:49
  Speaker 1: don't give them if you have a pet bird, But really,
• 24:52
  Speaker 1: this how all night long? How do you? How do you?
• 24:55
  Speaker 1: How do you live with, then come, N'll never shut up.
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  Speaker 1: I'll tell you what I tell you what Benny told
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  Speaker 1: me to tell you? Though, God, I tell you what
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  Speaker 1: been it told? Wait wait wait wait wait wait wait
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  Speaker 1: wait wait wait wait wait waite Chris wait White brother,
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  Speaker 1: I don't want to hear what no bird told you
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  Speaker 1: to tell me? Can I tell you what Benny told
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  Speaker 1: me to tell you? What? What? What the it? Benny
• 25:17
  Speaker 1: told me to tell you this that This is nephew
• 25:21
  Speaker 1: Timmy from the Steve Harvey Martin Show. You just got
• 25:24
  Speaker 1: pranked by your boys, Sean, He says, dud, did I
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  Speaker 1: get your man? Got me? God? You got me? Man?
• 25:40
  Speaker 1: That guy, I'm gonna get it. I'm gonna get it.
• 25:45
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna have I'm have to wait to this dude,
• 25:46
  Speaker 1: get armed out and talk to him. I don't talk
• 25:49
  Speaker 1: to somebody you about some Polian bird. I don't know
• 25:53
  Speaker 1: what's the staffs man, I do God, I'll be up
• 25:56
  Speaker 1: our night and I'm saying I'm missing, I'm missing, I'm missing.
• 26:01
  Speaker 1: I'm missing y'all in the morning because I'm probably hitting
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  Speaker 1: the sloth. But I got one more thing to ask you.
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  Speaker 1: What is What is the baddest I'm talking about the
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  Speaker 1: baddest radio show in the land. Man, Steve harden More
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  Speaker 1: in the shot we never that is my roommate, Benny
• 26:19
  Speaker 1: just wanted to do it. Oh man, everybody got different
• 26:22
  Speaker 1: kind of roommate. Mine just having to be a bird.
• 26:24
  Speaker 1: You understand, I'm saying my roommate. All right, more of
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  Speaker 1: this crazy ignorant show. Steve Harvey Morning Show. Right after this.
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  Speaker 1: You're listening Steve Show. It was time. Roulette is how
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  Speaker 1: You got way too much weak. Oh I got that one.
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  Speaker 1: That's good. Okay, I'm just gonna say I had nothing.
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  Speaker 1: Number four. I'm not in this. Number four women who
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  Speaker 1: with me, start this bad by all. First of all,
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  Speaker 1: you know you got way too much weed if you
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  Speaker 1: spend the entire day, all day, all day up to
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  Speaker 1: day doing this right here, pop, I'll tell you what
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  Speaker 1: I know people like this. I'm telling you got way
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  Speaker 1: too much weed when you leave them, when you leave
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  Speaker 1: the bathroom and we mistake you for the dog. The dog. See,
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  Speaker 1: you know you got too much weed when you spending
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  Speaker 1: the majority of your time hatting your he like you
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  Speaker 1: trying to thank us. You know you got way way
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  Speaker 1: too much weak. When we can't keep nothing hot next
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  Speaker 1: to your head time you sit around, we got to
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  Speaker 1: worry about you. We can't lighten up round on you.
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  Speaker 1: You can't be in the kitchen. You got way too
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  Speaker 1: much weak. We got to be comfort concerned. Yeah, you go.
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  Speaker 1: You got way too much weed when you got to
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  Speaker 1: go outside and use the yard race. We got to
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  Speaker 1: get this rake sade too much way. You got too
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  Speaker 1: much weed when every time you see a Korean person
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  Speaker 1: you hide from it because you, Thank you all. You know,
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  Speaker 1: you know you got way too much weed. When you
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  Speaker 1: get in your car to close your door to back
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  Speaker 1: out and you can't see a damn. You got too
• 29:55
  Speaker 1: much weak in the mirror. You know, you know you
• 30:01
  Speaker 1: got way too much we w And I won't want
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  Speaker 1: to be intimate with you, but I got to separate
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  Speaker 1: your head to look you in your up. I got
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  Speaker 1: a friend, come on, close it out. You got too
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• 30:24
  Speaker 1: they want you to be cousin. Introduces Anne. Please, gentlemen,
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  Speaker 1: she's here, the talented miss Anne trip. Thank you, Thank you,
• 30:39
  Speaker 1: everybody one. This is a trip with the news. Get this.
• 30:43
  Speaker 1: According to the news service Pro Publica, members of a
• 30:45
  Speaker 1: secret Facebook group for current and former border control agents
• 30:49
  Speaker 1: supposedly recently posted some racists and vulgar items about Hispanics.
• 30:53
  Speaker 1: Pro Publica says they joked about the deaths of migrants,
• 30:56
  Speaker 1: talked about throwing burritos at Latino members of Congress, even
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  Speaker 1: posting a vulgar cartoon depicting New York Congresswoman Alexandrio Kazio
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  Speaker 1: Cortez engaged in a sex act with the detained migrant.
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  Speaker 1: The group also made fun of the death of a
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  Speaker 1: sixteen year old migrant team. Recently, the Border Controls, a
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  Speaker 1: twenty thousand or so agents served US Customs and Border
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  Speaker 1: Protection agency, which has been allegedly mistreating both children and
• 31:22
  Speaker 1: adults at its facilities, and investigation into all this is underway.
• 31:26
  Speaker 1: Federal prosecutors have subpoenia records from the aircraft maker Bowing
• 31:29
  Speaker 1: I think it's seven to eighty seven Dreamliner in South Carolina,
• 31:33
  Speaker 1: amid allegations of shoddy work done by outsourced contractors working
• 31:37
  Speaker 1: in places like India for as little as eight dollars
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  Speaker 1: an hour. So this latest development greatly expands the scope
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  Speaker 1: of the Department of Justices a scrutiny of safety issues
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  Speaker 1: at Boeing. Of course, Bowling is already being scrutinized over
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  Speaker 1: the crash of two of its seven thirty seven Max
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  Speaker 1: eight jets, one last October on Lion Here, the other
• 31:54
  Speaker 1: on Ethiopian Airlines in March, killing all the board both planes.
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  Speaker 1: The LA Police Department internal investigation into the way a
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  Speaker 1: precinct front desk officer in the night, Nipsey Hustle, was murdered.
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  Speaker 1: The grand jury testimony shows that a woman who drove
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  Speaker 1: the getaway car allegedly went to the local preestinct because
• 32:13
  Speaker 1: she said her car was in the news. They say
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  Speaker 1: the precinct coup just told her don't. A majority of
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  Speaker 1: folks on social media are calling the people of Pleasant Grove, Alabama,
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  Speaker 1: not some very pleasant names after a young pregnant black
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  Speaker 1: girl was arrested recently for legedlie starting a fight that
• 32:29
  Speaker 1: ended with another woman shooting her in the abdomen, killing
• 32:32
  Speaker 1: her baby. The woman who shot Marshy Jones was not
• 32:35
  Speaker 1: charged with killing the fetus, but miss Jones was, and
• 32:39
  Speaker 1: while folks on social media calling residents backwards and misogynistic trash,
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  Speaker 1: the people of Pleasant Groves want the formerly pregnant woman
• 32:46
  Speaker 1: to be punished further. President Trump says he's putting the
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  Speaker 1: finishing touches on his big Fourth of July celebration, different one,
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  Speaker 1: he says, different than any of the US has ever seen.
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  Speaker 1: Actually Condon reminiscent of celebrations held over Ease's gonna have
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  Speaker 1: a great Fourth of July and Washington, DC. It'll be
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  Speaker 1: like no other. It'll be special, and I hope a
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  Speaker 1: lot of it's gonna be about this country. And it's
• 33:09
  Speaker 1: a salute to America. And I'm gonna be here and
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  Speaker 1: I'm going to say a few words, and we're gonna
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  Speaker 1: have planes going over ahead, the best fighter jets in
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  Speaker 1: the world and other planes too, and we're gonna have
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  Speaker 1: some tank stationed outside. At least a huge army of
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  Speaker 1: Army tanks have already arrived at the White House with
• 33:25
  Speaker 1: his so called salute to America. Finally, today's thanks to
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  Speaker 1: that special person day. Now back to the Steve Harvey
• 33:32
  Speaker 1: Morning Show. You're listening show, It's time for something funny
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  Speaker 1: and Junior's truth be told. Junior, come on, yeah, let
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  Speaker 1: me tell you some A friend of man will no
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  Speaker 1: longer be married no more. Okay, you know, and you
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  Speaker 1: ain't got to prove that to me. Okay. Now, we
• 33:52
  Speaker 1: was in Kansas City, right brand of mine. Came through
• 33:55
  Speaker 1: club and he said, man, he said, we we're talking
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  Speaker 1: to this and then we probably gonna go out to
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  Speaker 1: sea going on something like that. He said, no, no,
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  Speaker 1: I know a club he can go to. Now. The
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  Speaker 1: whole time he talking to me, I don't even know.
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  Speaker 1: This whole time he talking to me, his phone is on.
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  Speaker 1: Oh no, oh, he talked, I got him all you know,
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  Speaker 1: he just talking, got talk in the middle. When they
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  Speaker 1: got quiet, we heard one voice say it word shoot
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  Speaker 1: crazy yeah, coming through the phone, real clear. Everybody in
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  Speaker 1: the road was quiet. I know I didn't say nothing.
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  Speaker 1: I know, I know Brand didn't say nothing. It was
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  Speaker 1: his wife hold the fault all she heard everything. Start packing.
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  Speaker 1: I talk about get all your stuff tonight. Oh, he said,
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  Speaker 1: enough yeah him, he named he naming people. Oh you
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  Speaker 1: need to see this. Oh, look out of it now, don't.
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  Speaker 1: We just didn't see it. Your way out that address.
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  Speaker 1: That's what you need to be calling name god. Yeah. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: you ain't call her j all describing body parts. Where
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  Speaker 1: did you see her? Did he say he did anything? Ah?
• 35:14
  Speaker 1: He said he did nothing. But how you know all
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  Speaker 1: these body parts in words? What I said, Oh, lord,
• 35:26
  Speaker 1: a hang out. It's gotta be a way out. Though
• 35:30
  Speaker 1: I'm always looking for a way out. I don't know
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  Speaker 1: how you get out of it. Ain't away getting out
• 35:34
  Speaker 1: of it. I said, you can't. You don't think you can, say, baby,
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  Speaker 1: I was just trying to. I know. It was about
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  Speaker 1: ten forty five at night. Unless she's stupid, really she
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  Speaker 1: got really the only thing you could have did to
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  Speaker 1: save yourself at that moment when you heard her voice
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  Speaker 1: just go like like like like like his wife name
• 36:02
  Speaker 1: was Steve, Brenda Brenda. The only thing you could have
• 36:06
  Speaker 1: said it was Brenda. You there, you just got o girl, Girl,
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  Speaker 1: ain't crazy? What did you eat today? Girl? I'm on
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  Speaker 1: the way home. We were just na tell you she
• 36:30
  Speaker 1: franking man. But the worry on his face after that
• 36:33
  Speaker 1: fall was so serious. All right, we'll be back with
• 36:37
  Speaker 1: more of the Steve Harvey Morning Show right after you're listening.
• 36:45
  Speaker 1: All right, Steve, the crew is going to ask you
• 36:47
  Speaker 1: some random questions again. You know how we do it,
• 36:50
  Speaker 1: and you love this section. It's segment It's called time
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  Speaker 1: Uh to ask Steve. Okay, you're ready, all right here,
• 36:56
  Speaker 1: all right, here's the first question. What is absolutely hilarious
• 37:01
  Speaker 1: as long as it's not happening to you. That's what
• 37:04
  Speaker 1: I want to set anybody falling down steps. People have
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  Speaker 1: falling down steps looks, they look surprised, and they be
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  Speaker 1: trying to stop to fall, But every time they get
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  Speaker 1: ready to stop something, they're already flipping. So that's gone.
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  Speaker 1: So it's just a series of attempted stops that never
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  Speaker 1: worked till you get to the bottom of them. Town steps.
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  Speaker 1: Never know what's gonna come out of your mouth, falling
• 37:37
  Speaker 1: down other people fall down steps. You got one. What's
• 37:41
  Speaker 1: the most unethical thing you've ever been asked to do?
• 37:45
  Speaker 1: Ye a core? Oh good one? Oh hell you say yeah, careful.
• 37:54
  Speaker 1: The sad thing is they always came to me with
• 37:57
  Speaker 1: these ideas because even if I didn't do it, I
• 38:03
  Speaker 1: always gave him a better way to do it. So
• 38:06
  Speaker 1: the most unethical thing was this dude at Ford Motor
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  Speaker 1: Company who I can't say his name because he's still living.
• 38:14
  Speaker 1: We were making engines in the engine plant number two
• 38:17
  Speaker 1: at Brook Park. This dude had come up with an
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  Speaker 1: idea where he was going forklift a finished motor. We
• 38:25
  Speaker 1: was making four fives, four fifties. He was gonna forklift
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  Speaker 1: two engines at a time to the back door. He
• 38:33
  Speaker 1: wanted me to drive my forklift around, pick it up
• 38:36
  Speaker 1: and put it on back of this flatblad bed. But
• 38:38
  Speaker 1: it wasn't a Ford flat bed. He would had rented
• 38:41
  Speaker 1: a flatbed. Heven gonna load him up and then he
• 38:44
  Speaker 1: was gonna take him back and sell him. Yeah, so
• 38:49
  Speaker 1: he was taking motors out the back door free, whole
• 38:54
  Speaker 1: brand new motors just made I said, dog, you can't
• 38:59
  Speaker 1: do that. Well why not, I say, because Bro, somebody
• 39:04
  Speaker 1: gonna see you how, I said, First of all, with
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  Speaker 1: the ass, I don't know, I don't know where you
• 39:13
  Speaker 1: know how you ain't thought this through a little bit better,
• 39:15
  Speaker 1: I said, Bro. Secondly, the whole parking lot got cameras on.
• 39:19
  Speaker 1: But yeah, if they don't know where the truck come from.
• 39:22
  Speaker 1: But dog, somebody got to dry the truck off. They
• 39:26
  Speaker 1: got cameras back. Killed, Bro, that's why we're gonna wear hoods.
• 39:30
  Speaker 1: See stop saying we I'm telling you, man, this ain't
• 39:36
  Speaker 1: gonna I'm not doing it. Man, So you're gonna punk
• 39:40
  Speaker 1: out on me just like that, I said, Dog, you
• 39:42
  Speaker 1: just came to me with this. This ain't a good idea, man, Bro,
• 39:46
  Speaker 1: I tried. I begged that, brother. I said, man, look,
• 39:49
  Speaker 1: you're not gonna be get away with this. What hell?
• 39:52
  Speaker 1: He got them trucks up on that and row them
• 39:54
  Speaker 1: damn injuries right off? Did he get caught? Ever, two
• 39:58
  Speaker 1: weeks later they let him load it up again. He
• 40:00
  Speaker 1: went back and try. They had just had that one
• 40:05
  Speaker 1: of the cameras had mouth. Two weeks later, he said,
• 40:08
  Speaker 1: I told you love. Two weeks later he loaded that
• 40:11
  Speaker 1: truck up. He got to the gate with a police call.
• 40:17
  Speaker 1: That's a good one. Come on, junior, all right, well,
• 40:20
  Speaker 1: look at what is something that you actually cared nothing
• 40:24
  Speaker 1: about at all? Just you don't even care at all?
• 40:34
  Speaker 1: That's right, that's rush, so damn close to the top
• 40:37
  Speaker 1: of the list I'm talking about at all, not even
• 40:40
  Speaker 1: remotely right it don't it don't look like now moment
• 40:45
  Speaker 1: of that would be enjoyable. Carla, you have a quick one.
• 40:50
  Speaker 1: I know you. Ok, here we go. What do you
• 40:52
  Speaker 1: miss the most about your younger self? Oh? Good? The
• 40:56
  Speaker 1: lack of responsibility, Yes, sir, I didn't have no damn kids.
• 41:03
  Speaker 1: I didn't have no damn ex wife. I didn't have
• 41:07
  Speaker 1: no credit. I didn't have a damn call. Oh to
• 41:12
  Speaker 1: be a kid again? Right, nobody looking for me. All
• 41:16
  Speaker 1: I had to do was hustling pop balls and turning
• 41:18
  Speaker 1: me in down and more delicate tested two center piece, Wow,
• 41:21
  Speaker 1: give me a hostess chair, Pine and Assi Cola. I
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  Speaker 1: was all right, man, every now, I didn't I go
• 41:26
  Speaker 1: to Dennings and buy me a chicken dinner for a
• 41:28
  Speaker 1: dollar five? I didn't even know who Uncle Sam wool
• 41:33
  Speaker 1: Next it is the nephew he has a prank phone
• 41:35
  Speaker 1: call right after this. You're listening, coming up at the
• 41:42
  Speaker 1: time of the hour, right about four minutes after the hour,
• 41:45
  Speaker 1: Today's Strawberry letter. But first the nephew is on deck
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  Speaker 1: with his prank phone call. What you got next? Yeah,
• 41:56
  Speaker 1: limo bank job man? Thanks than This is this is
• 42:07
  Speaker 1: all about mentoring. I like that, Steve, Good afternoon. How
• 42:18
  Speaker 1: can I you? I'm trying to get cecil. Yeah, this
• 42:20
  Speaker 1: seacre he cecil one of my boys. Game of your number, man,
• 42:22
  Speaker 1: I'm trying to get a car service for the night. Okay, listen,
• 42:26
  Speaker 1: this is my personal number. Do you have the main number? Man?
• 42:29
  Speaker 1: I keep calling the main line, but there ain't nobody answering.
• 42:32
  Speaker 1: I don't call that about six seven times. They keep
• 42:35
  Speaker 1: rolling over to it like to a voicemail. Or okay, okay, okay, brother.
• 42:38
  Speaker 1: What's your name? Monday? Tony? Okay, listen, Tony, I got
• 42:40
  Speaker 1: a customer in the back. Let me get them happy.
• 42:42
  Speaker 1: Can you you got a few moments? I mean, just
• 42:45
  Speaker 1: let me get the dope form and all hold the
• 42:47
  Speaker 1: fun all right, okay, cool, all right, thank you, have
• 42:52
  Speaker 1: a good evening, all right, Tony? Yeah, what's up? Yeah? Now,
• 42:56
  Speaker 1: you're saying you called the main line, and you just
• 42:58
  Speaker 1: keep going the voicemail like can you call the main line?
• 43:01
  Speaker 1: But you know, I know I'm calling it the last
• 43:03
  Speaker 1: minute that I'm trying to get a get a call
• 43:05
  Speaker 1: for the night man. Okay, what you need? What listen?
• 43:07
  Speaker 1: We gotta we got the suv. We gotta up to
• 43:09
  Speaker 1: Dan or two. We got a couple of limits, white
• 43:12
  Speaker 1: up black. What you need if I could get a
• 43:13
  Speaker 1: I guess like a black limousine be cruel? Okay, we
• 43:16
  Speaker 1: got that, We got that. What time where I'm picking
• 43:19
  Speaker 1: you up? What time? What the cost? You know? For
• 43:21
  Speaker 1: an hour? Because all I need is an out where's
• 43:23
  Speaker 1: it's sixty five hours a novel? But we only do
• 43:25
  Speaker 1: three hour minimum the first three hours sixty five Okay, okay, okay,
• 43:30
  Speaker 1: see we'll see see. All I need is an hour,
• 43:33
  Speaker 1: man really like forty five minutes. So do you think
• 43:35
  Speaker 1: they will work with me where you can't get them?
• 43:37
  Speaker 1: So you're dealing with me? Let me see. I'll tell
• 43:40
  Speaker 1: you what I'll do you for one hundred and fifty
• 43:44
  Speaker 1: dollars and I'll take k But now I want you
• 43:47
  Speaker 1: to know I'm gonna let them know everything. So I
• 43:48
  Speaker 1: got to have either credit card or receive it something
• 43:51
  Speaker 1: on the KVE to let them know. Because I'm not
• 43:53
  Speaker 1: no quicker brother, I'm gonna let them know everything is
• 43:55
  Speaker 1: I'm doing with that fight one fifty. I can give
• 43:58
  Speaker 1: you one fifty when you pick me up, that's no
• 44:00
  Speaker 1: problem there. Where am I picking you up in it?
• 44:02
  Speaker 1: What time? All right? I'm at ninety eight Village Drive.
• 44:07
  Speaker 1: I need eight Village Drive okay? When I need twenty?
• 44:11
  Speaker 1: And where am I taking yourself? I'm going downtown on
• 44:13
  Speaker 1: Capital Street, downtown to Capitol Street all right? And what
• 44:17
  Speaker 1: time am I picking you up? You could get me
• 44:19
  Speaker 1: like at eleven forty five to night that would be good.
• 44:22
  Speaker 1: Then forty five okay, if at forty five minutes two
• 44:26
  Speaker 1: an hour you're gonna need then forty five to next
• 44:29
  Speaker 1: factually twelve forty five, twelve thirty two four okay good that. Um,
• 44:32
  Speaker 1: let me see and downtown Capital what you didn't give
• 44:35
  Speaker 1: an address? I don't even know the address. I'm going
• 44:38
  Speaker 1: to um to Bank Bank downtown all right? Right? Um?
• 44:42
  Speaker 1: Can I ask you something tony right? Um? Yeah, And
• 44:45
  Speaker 1: I'm trying to get any business and no, we don't
• 44:47
  Speaker 1: even ask questions usually but a banking night's gonna be closed.
• 44:50
  Speaker 1: I mean you, you're not going to work because I
• 44:52
  Speaker 1: gotta take you back. So you're dropping off of something
• 44:54
  Speaker 1: somebody or something like that. No, no, I ain't dropping no, no,
• 44:57
  Speaker 1: but I'm picking something up to see. What I need
• 44:59
  Speaker 1: you to do is just out here. I'm gonna go
• 45:01
  Speaker 1: in there, and I'm gonna be in there probably like
• 45:02
  Speaker 1: about fifteen minutes. But when I come out, man, I
• 45:06
  Speaker 1: need you to out of call running and we need
• 45:07
  Speaker 1: to get side of there. Man. You ask me to
• 45:10
  Speaker 1: run you down to a bank at midnight, and you
• 45:13
  Speaker 1: kicking something up at midnight. And I got to be
• 45:15
  Speaker 1: ready to go when you come out, me and my
• 45:17
  Speaker 1: boys when we come out of there, just when when
• 45:19
  Speaker 1: we get it, when we get back in the back
• 45:21
  Speaker 1: of the limo, I need you to I need you
• 45:23
  Speaker 1: to put the pedal down, man, and let's get out
• 45:25
  Speaker 1: of there. Look here, yo, yo, young brother, Well I
• 45:27
  Speaker 1: hold you man, I'm twenty four. Yeah, that's what I figured.
• 45:31
  Speaker 1: Look here, man, it sounds like you in some kind
• 45:32
  Speaker 1: of shitty I don't do that, brother. That's that's man. Yo.
• 45:37
  Speaker 1: You're a driver, dog. Your job is to drive. If
• 45:40
  Speaker 1: you pick somebody up. First of all, you ain't gonna
• 45:42
  Speaker 1: be asking nobody where they going, what doing? You're supposed
• 45:46
  Speaker 1: to drive? Let me start what I'm telling you here, lady.
• 45:49
  Speaker 1: Once we come out of the bank, try try let
• 45:53
  Speaker 1: me stop it. That's why I'm driving. Did it working
• 45:56
  Speaker 1: somewhere else? Driving because I was signorit like you at
• 45:58
  Speaker 1: one time? Let me hey something, But I don't know
• 46:00
  Speaker 1: your business and really don't care at this point in time.
• 46:03
  Speaker 1: I'm not doing no crazy like this it. Brother. Let
• 46:06
  Speaker 1: me tell you something, man. What you need to do
• 46:08
  Speaker 1: is get you young into some type of training school
• 46:12
  Speaker 1: or something to find yourself a job. You're gonna go
• 46:14
  Speaker 1: down and the enemy gonna blow your brains out. I
• 46:18
  Speaker 1: ain't really trying to hear all this like here. What
• 46:20
  Speaker 1: I'm trying to do is pay you this one. I'm
• 46:22
  Speaker 1: fifty you driving me where I'm trying to go because
• 46:25
  Speaker 1: you ain't meet back. If I can't look at brother,
• 46:28
  Speaker 1: you can't get right now, not even you advice. You
• 46:30
  Speaker 1: need to listen to me. That's what's wrong with you.
• 46:32
  Speaker 1: You're now y'all crazy, get rich right off overnight? Tight
• 46:37
  Speaker 1: or you need to slow down because they got something
• 46:39
  Speaker 1: you feel me. They got hold on. Hold on, man,
• 46:42
  Speaker 1: hold on what you know? You don't know nothing. You
• 46:44
  Speaker 1: don't know, man, I need to know what. Brother, how
• 46:47
  Speaker 1: you gonna be preaching the mate out? Because I've been
• 46:49
  Speaker 1: that man, That's what I'm trying to limo. Because I've
• 46:52
  Speaker 1: been that, young brother. I'm trying to keep you from
• 46:54
  Speaker 1: going that because you won't like it. Look at Tony,
• 46:57
  Speaker 1: I don't know what to tell you at this point.
• 46:58
  Speaker 1: First of all, I'm not doing it, so you at
• 47:00
  Speaker 1: that out, Okay. Now I'm thinking of you and all
• 47:03
  Speaker 1: the other young brothers to do this thumb you watch
• 47:05
  Speaker 1: two many of the movies or something. Brother, You need
• 47:07
  Speaker 1: to get your place, because they got a place for you, probab.
• 47:10
  Speaker 1: Let me tell you something they read mam I ready anything.
• 47:13
  Speaker 1: My mamma told me. They didn't want me to know.
• 47:15
  Speaker 1: They cut it out. Do you feel me? They looked
• 47:17
  Speaker 1: at me every night where they wanted to fed me
• 47:20
  Speaker 1: gubage that I had to eat or die. You ain't
• 47:23
  Speaker 1: ready for that, man, You ain't ready for what. I
• 47:25
  Speaker 1: think he got your land. Your brothers don't know what's
• 47:27
  Speaker 1: going on out here. You got it too easy. See
• 47:30
  Speaker 1: now you're talking about going down they robbing the bank.
• 47:32
  Speaker 1: You ain't no bank robber. You don't sound like no
• 47:34
  Speaker 1: thud go real a remo. The way you're going, you
• 47:36
  Speaker 1: ain't making nothing because they were blowing your young I
• 47:39
  Speaker 1: wan't about their paper. You don't understand that, And you
• 47:42
  Speaker 1: show you ready for no jail because I say one
• 47:45
  Speaker 1: more thing to you that yeah, what is it? All
• 47:47
  Speaker 1: I want to do is tell you it is that
• 47:49
  Speaker 1: I'm nephew Tommy from the Steve Harvey Morning Show and
• 47:52
  Speaker 1: your boy card. They don't got me the frank phone
• 47:54
  Speaker 1: call you. I don't give a who you are. If
• 47:58
  Speaker 1: you around with them folks down time, they gonna blow you.
• 48:01
  Speaker 1: They're gonna get your hundred years under the jail. Do
• 48:03
  Speaker 1: you did you just hear what I just said? Though?
• 48:06
  Speaker 1: What you said something about with my partners, you know?
• 48:09
  Speaker 1: I no, no, no, no, I said, I'm nephew Tommy
• 48:13
  Speaker 1: from the Steve Harvey Morning Show, your boy the other
• 48:16
  Speaker 1: another driver. Cordelle got me the plank phone call you
• 48:21
  Speaker 1: if he tim me, oh you mean Steve Harvey on
• 48:24
  Speaker 1: the radio. No man, no, no, no, this is are
• 48:29
  Speaker 1: you serious? Man? He's cecil your boy. Cordelle got me
• 48:33
  Speaker 1: to pray phone call you man, I'm gonna get that.
• 48:35
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna get that man. When you let my fire man,
• 48:38
  Speaker 1: I don't know that. I mean my fight moved like four.
• 48:43
  Speaker 1: He say, be careful. He say, big cecil. He'd been
• 48:46
  Speaker 1: he been down there, he didn't done some time in
• 48:48
  Speaker 1: that been that man. Come down, baby, come down man.
• 48:53
  Speaker 1: I got one more question to ask you, man, what's
• 48:54
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• 48:58
  Speaker 1: nephew Tommy but to see Harvey Morning Show. I got
• 49:04
  Speaker 1: you baby, me and your boy Corre got Yeah. Well,
• 49:06
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  Speaker 1: Come on that clo you man, listen to me. I
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  Speaker 1: can't do nothing for you. I'm calling long. I can
• 49:39
  Speaker 1: see that dude sitting on the edge of bed in
• 49:40
  Speaker 1: this draw trying to help. He just sing help right
• 49:46
  Speaker 1: there with it. This is right there with does shut
• 49:48
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• 50:00
  Speaker 1: right thinking nef listen to this. According to a new study,
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• 50:22
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  Speaker 1: listening Steve Harvey Morning Show. It's time for today's Strawberry Letter.
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  Speaker 1: If you do need advice on relationships, dating, work, sex,
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  Speaker 1: parenting and Okay, I'm sorry, go ahead, I'm sorry, I interrupted.
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  Speaker 1: that's right, kill me. I love it. What you were
• 51:32
  Speaker 1: going to say something to Tommy. Tommy is doing today's
• 51:35
  Speaker 1: Strawberry Letter. I've never turned over to Strawberry never, but
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  Speaker 1: this one right here, this is I want us. I
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  Speaker 1: want people to see just as how much trouble you
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• 51:55
  Speaker 1: we gotta pull you here. It is Strawberry Letter. So
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  Speaker 1: excited I know kinda MANAGETI save my marriage. Dear Stephen Shirley.
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  Speaker 1: I've known my husband for twenty years and we've been
• 52:10
  Speaker 1: married for three years. He cheated on me multiple times
• 52:13
  Speaker 1: with multiple women, but I'm standing by my wedding vows.
• 52:17
  Speaker 1: I always prayed that the Good Lord would see us
• 52:20
  Speaker 1: through his infidelity, and now we're rebuilding our marriage. Not
• 52:25
  Speaker 1: many women would be as forgiving as I am. Having
• 52:28
  Speaker 1: said all of that, I still have plenty of good sense,
• 52:31
  Speaker 1: and I've reached my limit on foolishness. So you can
• 52:35
  Speaker 1: only imagine how I felt recently when my husband asked
• 52:38
  Speaker 1: me for a threesome. Yes, he asked me more than
• 52:42
  Speaker 1: once to have another woman join us in the bedroom.
• 52:46
  Speaker 1: He said that it will keep him from fantasizing about
• 52:49
  Speaker 1: other women and having the urge to cheat. I told
• 52:52
  Speaker 1: him he needs professional help and a better relationship with
• 52:56
  Speaker 1: the Lord. He told me that I need to obey
• 52:58
  Speaker 1: him like I obey the Lord, and give him what
• 53:01
  Speaker 1: he wants. Like I said, I stand by my vows,
• 53:05
  Speaker 1: and I do submit and obey my husband to an extent.
• 53:08
  Speaker 1: But this time he has gone too far. The God
• 53:13
  Speaker 1: that I serve would not condone this. I don't want
• 53:16
  Speaker 1: to lose my marriage, but this man may need more
• 53:18
  Speaker 1: than I can give him. Please help me figure this
• 53:21
  Speaker 1: one out. Wow. And as we mentioned earlier, Steve will
• 53:25
  Speaker 1: not be responding. Tommy will Jesus, You're gonna have to
• 53:30
  Speaker 1: I can, okay? All right? All right, Well you know
• 53:35
  Speaker 1: what you ask for us to please help you figure
• 53:37
  Speaker 1: this one out. I think you know, in your heart
• 53:40
  Speaker 1: of hearts you you already have this figured out. You
• 53:43
  Speaker 1: know what the deal is. You just want Steve and
• 53:46
  Speaker 1: I to confirm it for you. I mean, you have
• 53:49
  Speaker 1: to ask yourself wedding vows aside for a second, why
• 53:53
  Speaker 1: are you still taking this, this cheating and these ridiculous
• 53:57
  Speaker 1: requests from your husband? I mean, why are you still
• 54:00
  Speaker 1: standing in all of this. Your husband is disrespectful, he's
• 54:03
  Speaker 1: selfish and has obviously no regard for you, your marriage
• 54:08
  Speaker 1: or your marriage vows. Just because you've known him for
• 54:11
  Speaker 1: twenty years and have been hanging in there, it doesn't
• 54:13
  Speaker 1: mean you can't put his trifling but in his place.
• 54:16
  Speaker 1: Let him know how you really really feel. Just like
• 54:18
  Speaker 1: you told us in the letter, I mean, you're right.
• 54:21
  Speaker 1: Not many women would be as forgiving as you are.
• 54:24
  Speaker 1: So many women are, though, But I you know this
• 54:28
  Speaker 1: is a lot. Twenty years, he's been cheating on you
• 54:30
  Speaker 1: with multiple women, and you're still there. I mean, I
• 54:35
  Speaker 1: just don't know how much more you think you can take.
• 54:39
  Speaker 1: I mean, or are you willing to take? Why are
• 54:42
  Speaker 1: you willing to take this? You don't have to. You
• 54:44
  Speaker 1: don't have to. There is nothing in the marriage vows
• 54:46
  Speaker 1: that say you have to stay here if he's cheating
• 54:49
  Speaker 1: on you like this. This is ridiculous. You know. Like
• 54:53
  Speaker 1: I said, I think you've figured this out on your own.
• 54:55
  Speaker 1: You know what to do. You just want Steve and
• 54:56
  Speaker 1: I to confirm it. If he continues to do this,
• 55:00
  Speaker 1: you gotta get out of this. I think you made
• 55:01
  Speaker 1: a good suggestion. He does need professional help and a
• 55:05
  Speaker 1: better relationship with the Lord. Having said that, Tommy, you're up,
• 55:11
  Speaker 1: glad you've finished with the Lord. Obey me, Lord like
• 55:15
  Speaker 1: you obey the Lord, obey me the same way. What
• 55:20
  Speaker 1: do the Bioles say? What do they say, Anna and obey?
• 55:24
  Speaker 1: Don't they say that? Yeah, a lot of women don't
• 55:27
  Speaker 1: keep those in there, though, but they but they see
• 55:30
  Speaker 1: you can't just take out what you want. So let
• 55:32
  Speaker 1: me say this to you. Get some old people in
• 55:34
  Speaker 1: this room. I didn't ask for it, and ask for it, na,
• 55:39
  Speaker 1: I quit flirting with other women. If you do what,
• 55:42
  Speaker 1: get some old paper in this room. I'm at I
• 55:45
  Speaker 1: apologize for the twenty years of disrespecting you and cheating.
• 55:50
  Speaker 1: I'm asking you not wow, so I don't have to
• 55:52
  Speaker 1: cheat on you. We do this together. You want to
• 55:55
  Speaker 1: do stuff together. Let's do stuff together. Get some mold
• 55:58
  Speaker 1: people in this room. That's what I want. I'm asking
• 56:03
  Speaker 1: you to your faith for a manage dwy whatever they
• 56:06
  Speaker 1: called it, trio, it's what I want. It's one of
• 56:09
  Speaker 1: the threesome. Yes, asking you for it. Oh, I hope
• 56:12
  Speaker 1: sy listening this morning? Another thing. The cheat ain't stop.
• 56:16
  Speaker 1: And soon as you get somebody in this room, we
• 56:19
  Speaker 1: could do it together. So it's okay to cheat as
• 56:22
  Speaker 1: long as you're in the Yeah together, this is fun,
• 56:26
  Speaker 1: This is this is this is answer. Yeah, yeah, you
• 56:31
  Speaker 1: want what you want me to say? To him? Oh?
• 56:34
  Speaker 1: He wronged. He shouldn't be asking you. He's down the question.
• 56:37
  Speaker 1: Steve is wrong for letting you do this. No, this
• 56:41
  Speaker 1: is a beautiful thing. We got to get it all
• 56:43
  Speaker 1: out in the open. You understand that. That's how naked
• 56:45
  Speaker 1: gets better. When you get it out in the open.
• 56:48
  Speaker 1: You ain't felt naked to you out there, comfortable with
• 56:51
  Speaker 1: yourself and see out there which naked together And we're
• 56:54
  Speaker 1: inviting friends over, Come on over to you understand, Come
• 56:59
  Speaker 1: on high. We're gonna have food, We're gonna have all drinks.
• 57:03
  Speaker 1: We're gonna be naked, y'all that U's gonna be in
• 57:05
  Speaker 1: that together having what? Button naked fun? I've never been
• 57:09
  Speaker 1: button naked, not having fun? Tell me that. But if
• 57:12
  Speaker 1: but she don't know it, if she don't try it,
• 57:15
  Speaker 1: if she wants this to work. She loved man, She
• 57:17
  Speaker 1: don't want to leave you to your body. What did
• 57:20
  Speaker 1: she say? I'm standing by my wedding bout Yes, you
• 57:23
  Speaker 1: are stand by your man, baby, standing by your man
• 57:26
  Speaker 1: naked along with other people naked do it together? Naked? Okay, well,
• 57:34
  Speaker 1: don't let naked fool What do you mean naked trying
• 57:39
  Speaker 1: to say something? Profile? Nick. Yeah, we'll be back hopefully
• 57:44
  Speaker 1: see if you can help. Yeah, I'll be talking on
• 57:47
  Speaker 1: the next half twenty three after the hours when we'll
• 57:49
  Speaker 1: be back with this strawberry letter. Subject canna manage tis
• 57:53
  Speaker 1: save my marriage. You're listening, Come on with me this
• 58:02
  Speaker 1: strawberry letter, the subject can manage twice saved my marriage. Please.
• 58:07
  Speaker 1: Let first of all, it's a ridiculous statement for this
• 58:11
  Speaker 1: woman to make. She's been with this husband for twenty years.
• 58:15
  Speaker 1: They've been married three He's cheated on her multiple times
• 58:18
  Speaker 1: with multiple women. You are she standing by her wedding vows.
• 58:22
  Speaker 1: She's prayed that the Good Lord would see us through
• 58:24
  Speaker 1: this infidelity. Now they're rebuilding their marriage, and she realizes
• 58:29
  Speaker 1: that not many women would be as forgiven as I am.
• 58:33
  Speaker 1: Having said that, and she still got plenty good sense.
• 58:38
  Speaker 1: She has reached her limit of foolishness. So I can
• 58:42
  Speaker 1: only imagine how we felt when he recently asked her
• 58:47
  Speaker 1: for a threesome. He asked this lady more than once
• 58:54
  Speaker 1: to have another woman join us in the bedroom. He
• 58:57
  Speaker 1: said it will keep him from fantasizing out other women
• 59:00
  Speaker 1: and having the urge to cheat. She told him he
• 59:04
  Speaker 1: needs professional help and a better relationship with the Lord.
• 59:08
  Speaker 1: He told her that I need to obey him like
• 59:11
  Speaker 1: I obey the Lord and give him what he wants. Well,
• 59:15
  Speaker 1: the lady then said, I stand by my vials, and
• 59:18
  Speaker 1: I do submit and obey my husband to an extent,
• 59:21
  Speaker 1: but this time he's gone too far. God, I served
• 59:24
  Speaker 1: would not condone this. I don't want to lose my marriage.
• 59:28
  Speaker 1: That's a key line here. But this man may need
• 59:31
  Speaker 1: more than I can give him. Please help me figure
• 59:34
  Speaker 1: this out. It's nothing to figure this out. Listen to me.
• 59:37
  Speaker 1: First of all, you're the only one honoring the vials
• 59:40
  Speaker 1: in this relationship. You're the only one. He has never
• 59:46
  Speaker 1: honored the vials and he's not willing to honor them. Now,
• 59:50
  Speaker 1: you don't really have a real marriage. You have something,
• 59:54
  Speaker 1: but he's not married to you. You're just married to
• 59:57
  Speaker 1: him not. The cold part about this dude, is he
• 1:00:02
  Speaker 1: didn't ask you to have a threeson. And the reason
• 1:00:06
  Speaker 1: he told you that because it would keep him from
• 1:00:08
  Speaker 1: fantasizing about other women and having the urge to cheat.
• 1:00:14
  Speaker 1: What so you think if you bring another woman in
• 1:00:17
  Speaker 1: the bedroom, it'll stop you from fantasizing about him, and
• 1:00:21
  Speaker 1: it'll cause you not to want to cheat, when the
• 1:00:24
  Speaker 1: whole time you in that living out of fantasy and
• 1:00:28
  Speaker 1: cheating and your wife watching. Boy bye, I mean, for real,
• 1:00:39
  Speaker 1: are you serious, lady? You're not that stupid. You can't be.
• 1:00:45
  Speaker 1: Here's the problem with the bringing the woman into the
• 1:00:48
  Speaker 1: marriage that's already in trouble. I'm gon, how do you
• 1:00:53
  Speaker 1: fix what's wrong with another wrong? He's not trying to
• 1:00:58
  Speaker 1: fix his marriage. He's trying to get all his urges
• 1:01:02
  Speaker 1: in fantasies ful field, and they don't include you, They
• 1:01:07
  Speaker 1: include other women. I can't believe you entertaining this. I
• 1:01:12
  Speaker 1: can't believe you still married to the Why are you
• 1:01:14
  Speaker 1: married to him? It's only but y'all only got twenty
• 1:01:18
  Speaker 1: years invested. My question is why don't you leave so
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  Speaker 1: you can stop this misery you in? And do you
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  Speaker 1: want twenty more years of this? Because that's all he
• 1:01:30
  Speaker 1: trying to do. He needs to be married to a striple. Yeah,
• 1:01:35
  Speaker 1: he go down there and just get one of them
• 1:01:37
  Speaker 1: girls down off that pole that he don't mind doing
• 1:01:40
  Speaker 1: this way and that that that look man that work
• 1:01:43
  Speaker 1: with you, they will work with you. This is so sad,
• 1:01:49
  Speaker 1: and I want to apologize for my damn nephews. Thank you.
• 1:01:53
  Speaker 1: I'm so solid. But meanwhile, around this country, I'm just
• 1:01:58
  Speaker 1: telling they're blowing the horn up on this with him,
• 1:02:01
  Speaker 1: can't you. Nine A lot of them can't see it
• 1:02:03
  Speaker 1: at the house, but a bunch of them in their
• 1:02:04
  Speaker 1: car right now. You know what they're doing. Why are
• 1:02:07
  Speaker 1: they blowing their horn? They blowing their horn because I
• 1:02:10
  Speaker 1: see it. If you are a brother, that's a man
• 1:02:13
  Speaker 1: that's riding around right now, you would like to have
• 1:02:15
  Speaker 1: a threesome at the high ninety blow your horn, That's
• 1:02:19
  Speaker 1: all I said. And they are blowing. That is so crazy. Oh,
• 1:02:24
  Speaker 1: get your life, get some lord in your life. All right,
• 1:02:31
  Speaker 1: we'll see. We gotta get out of here. Um. You
• 1:02:34
  Speaker 1: can email us or instagram your thoughts on today's Strawberry Letter.
• 1:02:38
  Speaker 1: Two minutes. Okay, good, I didn't know. All right, Well
• 1:02:42
  Speaker 1: you can say more, Steve if you want. No. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: So so let me just ask you, so this man,
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  Speaker 1: the man, you ain't never had that thought again before marriage?
• 1:02:54
  Speaker 1: Before marriage, you ain't never had that. Yeah, he's told
• 1:02:57
  Speaker 1: us his experience, though, Tommy, that's he didn't know what
• 1:03:01
  Speaker 1: he was doing. The most confusing thing happens most of
• 1:03:08
  Speaker 1: damn confusing thing I did. I didn't know how to
• 1:03:10
  Speaker 1: do it. I need some instruction. I need a manual.
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  Speaker 1: When I was in there, we've been kissing for five seconds.
• 1:03:18
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna kiss helf fire. I was back and forth.
• 1:03:21
  Speaker 1: I was. I was so tired of turning over in
• 1:03:24
  Speaker 1: that bed for exhausted, funniest stories ever to slipping from
• 1:03:29
  Speaker 1: side to side. I was something. It was exhausted, ain't.
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  Speaker 1: I didn't even like one of them with the other
• 1:03:36
  Speaker 1: one tapping me hold up. But let me ask you
• 1:03:41
  Speaker 1: this that hold up before? Did you think this was
• 1:03:44
  Speaker 1: like the greatest thing? Oh you could dog? I thought
• 1:03:48
  Speaker 1: this was it the pinnacle you had reached. And then
• 1:03:56
  Speaker 1: you got there. Oh lord man, yeah myself even god,
• 1:04:06
  Speaker 1: it was all right, Stee, we gotta go email us
• 1:04:09
  Speaker 1: or instagram us your thoughts on today's Strawberry Letter, at
• 1:04:12
  Speaker 1: Steve Harvey, at them, and at my girls. Shirley. All right,
• 1:04:16
  Speaker 1: we'll have more of the Steve Harvey Morning Show right
• 1:04:18
  Speaker 1: after this. You're listening to Steve Morning Show. Uh listen. Uh,
• 1:04:24
  Speaker 1: here's we got to do something today, dude. We gotta
• 1:04:28
  Speaker 1: let you know. Sometimes things are amiss, sometimes things are changing. Yeah,
• 1:04:36
  Speaker 1: all the time. Nothing stays the same. All you gotta
• 1:04:41
  Speaker 1: do is listen to your neighborhood. If you listen to
• 1:04:44
  Speaker 1: your neighborhood, you're gonna know that it's about to change
• 1:04:47
  Speaker 1: just by listening to it. So here we go. This
• 1:04:51
  Speaker 1: is how you know your neighborhood it's about to change.
• 1:04:55
  Speaker 1: Like if you hit a song right here, it's the
• 1:05:13
  Speaker 1: comet coming moving in, the moving in. Yeah, if you
• 1:05:18
  Speaker 1: did that song, they're moving. I got one for you.
• 1:05:21
  Speaker 1: You got one. It ain't just that neighborhood, no, No,
• 1:05:24
  Speaker 1: white neighborhood has changed too. Yeah. Yeah, Now if you're
• 1:05:28
  Speaker 1: in a white neighborhood, it ain't bad. No. Who can
• 1:05:32
  Speaker 1: always tell that it's changing too. They're coming in the
• 1:05:35
  Speaker 1: white neighborhood and you hear this, it's changing. Get out
• 1:05:40
  Speaker 1: the way, Get out the waiver, get out the wave,
• 1:05:44
  Speaker 1: Get out the wave, get out the wavering, get out
• 1:05:48
  Speaker 1: the wave, get out the way, get out the watuta.
• 1:05:55
  Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, whe get the package. That that was us
• 1:06:14
  Speaker 1: moving to the summer. Okay, j all right, you got
• 1:06:23
  Speaker 1: another one. Here's another one. You you say it's a
• 1:06:26
  Speaker 1: mixed neighborhood, but it's just black and white. It's just
• 1:06:29
  Speaker 1: black and white. Comfortable, back, cool. You've learned to live
• 1:06:33
  Speaker 1: with what's there. You're not expecting anything else. Black, black,
• 1:06:37
  Speaker 1: the white, white, like the black all of us. Sudden
• 1:06:41
  Speaker 1: you hear this Slavin Minthem, Ben simmona Gettles and Slavios
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  Speaker 1: best some Domino Travis Slavin Minthem, Ben summer Jack Gettles
• 1:06:54
  Speaker 1: and Slavios be Domo Travis Slave. Come on? What yeah?
• 1:07:16
  Speaker 1: Somebody here that Yeah, we'll be back. You're listening to
• 1:07:32
  Speaker 1: Steve Jay is here with things that have a cutoff age.
• 1:07:39
  Speaker 1: Jay explain, well, well, well Steve actually has it is
• 1:07:43
  Speaker 1: these things, Sirley and everybody. There's a cutoff age to everything,
• 1:07:49
  Speaker 1: to everything you do. Some people some people just ignore
• 1:07:53
  Speaker 1: it and just keep doing it, but runt it down,
• 1:07:56
  Speaker 1: like come on, this should have a cutoff point. The
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  Speaker 1: name name. If you over farted, we don't need to
• 1:08:10
  Speaker 1: look out there and see you doing the name name
• 1:08:12
  Speaker 1: the whip or the name name. And you fought it
• 1:08:19
  Speaker 1: really thirty five thirty three? Yeah, thirty three you asked
• 1:08:24
  Speaker 1: stop doing the whip and the name name. Here's what
• 1:08:30
  Speaker 1: you can't do. If you over thirty five, you cannot
• 1:08:33
  Speaker 1: go see the me goes to far man down so
• 1:08:39
  Speaker 1: you can listen to him. You can't, but you gotta
• 1:08:42
  Speaker 1: take your keys. Somebody with you just went way too old,
• 1:08:50
  Speaker 1: way too old. People sitting next to her whom here's
• 1:09:00
  Speaker 1: something that has a cut off age. And we don't
• 1:09:03
  Speaker 1: have to cut off age. But just listen to this.
• 1:09:08
  Speaker 1: You cannot wear crop tops. If you have a muffin
• 1:09:14
  Speaker 1: top man or woman, shut that's cut off too short.
• 1:09:22
  Speaker 1: Like you Execio Elliott, Well you're not a good one.
• 1:09:27
  Speaker 1: I like it. Just a little muff you can't do it.
• 1:09:33
  Speaker 1: I don't mind a little muffin on the woman, but
• 1:09:36
  Speaker 1: on the man. Man, dude, yeah, dude. If you're over
• 1:09:42
  Speaker 1: twenty five, you've got to stop using the word lit.
• 1:09:48
  Speaker 1: If you over twenty five, yes, Shirley, got to stop
• 1:09:53
  Speaker 1: using the word lit. If you are about fifty five,
• 1:10:02
  Speaker 1: you're still using the word cop asthetics. Everything that's cop asthetic, man, man,
• 1:10:11
  Speaker 1: that's cope asthetic. You need to come on out, come on.
• 1:10:20
  Speaker 1: If you're four years old and you're in a stroller
• 1:10:24
  Speaker 1: with your legs crossed and you can pull yourself along
• 1:10:30
  Speaker 1: in the stroller. The ass needs to be walking something
• 1:10:36
  Speaker 1: for the babies. Babies his one if you're over eighty,
• 1:10:46
  Speaker 1: would a walker, and it's got to come hold a
• 1:10:49
  Speaker 1: fanny pat or place a hole of newspaper tennis balls
• 1:10:53
  Speaker 1: for a grip. Damn it, you gotta take something off.
• 1:10:58
  Speaker 1: It's too much. You over farty and people are still
• 1:11:10
  Speaker 1: considering you ratchet. You're not ratchet. You're actually stupid. A
• 1:11:21
  Speaker 1: man over farty with two change, his name is not
• 1:11:26
  Speaker 1: two changed on the outside out. You are fifty and
• 1:11:37
  Speaker 1: still wearing any form of nugget jewel nuggets? What about
• 1:11:44
  Speaker 1: the set? You a nugget set? His one, Monica Sherley,
• 1:11:53
  Speaker 1: If you're over farty, five each finger nail ain't be
• 1:12:00
  Speaker 1: a different company. They've been doing it the polish whatever.
• 1:12:09
  Speaker 1: You all don't know. We might not know. We know that.
• 1:12:14
  Speaker 1: All right. We'll be back with more of the Steve
• 1:12:16
  Speaker 1: Harvey Morning Show. You're listening to Steven Show, all right, listen,
• 1:12:24
  Speaker 1: it's Tuesday. We're getting closer. We're getting closer to the barbecue,
• 1:12:28
  Speaker 1: the potato salad banks. Yeah, what's up? Okay, So y'all
• 1:12:34
  Speaker 1: I got a cousin. He never call before he comes over.
• 1:12:39
  Speaker 1: He just always just dropped by reading. You know, we
• 1:12:44
  Speaker 1: got pool. You know you want to swing all the
• 1:12:49
  Speaker 1: time me because you know I love company, so I
• 1:12:52
  Speaker 1: do too. But come on now you should call. Do
• 1:12:57
  Speaker 1: he know y'all cooking us something? No, he's just don't
• 1:13:00
  Speaker 1: know what y'all doing. What it's the holiday? Door for
• 1:13:04
  Speaker 1: the holiday walking around and jas and and well is good.
• 1:13:10
  Speaker 1: We gotta go out to the door so we can't
• 1:13:12
  Speaker 1: he see us. But on the holiday you'll give him
• 1:13:15
  Speaker 1: a pass, right, But any other day it's like dance
• 1:13:18
  Speaker 1: to open the naked to tell your husband it is
• 1:13:30
  Speaker 1: a deterrent, Carla, you know him from just nicking that
• 1:13:34
  Speaker 1: just naked ashen. You just might do that my second
• 1:13:42
  Speaker 1: line and everything second line Nike. But it sounds like
• 1:13:50
  Speaker 1: your cousin might be like, hey, Tush, walk right on
• 1:13:54
  Speaker 1: the right, Unbrella my napkins. All right, we'll be back
• 1:14:01
  Speaker 1: with more of the Steve Harvey Morning Show right after this.
• 1:14:05
  Speaker 1: You're listening, it's time for something funny and Junior's truth
• 1:14:11
  Speaker 1: be told. Junior, come on, yeah, let me tell you something.
• 1:14:16
  Speaker 1: A friend of mine will no longer be married no more. Okay,
• 1:14:22
  Speaker 1: you know, and you ain't gonna prove nothing to me. Okay. Now,
• 1:14:24
  Speaker 1: we was in Kansas City, right, friend of mine came
• 1:14:27
  Speaker 1: through the club and he said, man, he said, man,
• 1:14:29
  Speaker 1: we're talking to do this. He man, we probably gonna
• 1:14:30
  Speaker 1: go out to sea going on and something like that.
• 1:14:32
  Speaker 1: He said, no, no, I know a club we can
• 1:14:34
  Speaker 1: go to. Now. The whole time he talking to me,
• 1:14:36
  Speaker 1: I don't even know this whole time he talking to me,
• 1:14:38
  Speaker 1: his phone is on. Oh no, oh, he talked. I
• 1:14:45
  Speaker 1: got him all. You know, he just talking, got talked.
• 1:14:50
  Speaker 1: In the middle. When they got quiet, we heard one
• 1:14:54
  Speaker 1: voice say it words you're crazy. Yeah, coming through the
• 1:15:03
  Speaker 1: real clear. Everybody in the road was quiet. I know.
• 1:15:09
  Speaker 1: I didn't say nothing. I know, I know Brand did
• 1:15:12
  Speaker 1: say nothing. It was his wife on the fount all
• 1:15:16
  Speaker 1: she heard airthaying, head start packing. I'm talking about get
• 1:15:21
  Speaker 1: all your stuff tonight. Oh he said enough. Yeah, he
• 1:15:27
  Speaker 1: named he naming people. Oh, you need to see this.
• 1:15:31
  Speaker 1: Oh look after no, what you need to see it
• 1:15:33
  Speaker 1: your way out that address. That's that's what you need
• 1:15:37
  Speaker 1: to be name. Yeah. Yeah, you didn't call airtha j
• 1:15:41
  Speaker 1: Ah describing body parts. Where did you see her. Did
• 1:15:46
  Speaker 1: he say he did anything? Ah, he said he did nothing.
• 1:15:50
  Speaker 1: But how you know all these body parts in word?
• 1:15:57
  Speaker 1: What I said? Oh lord, An, it's gotta be away
• 1:16:03
  Speaker 1: out though I'm always looking for a way out. I
• 1:16:05
  Speaker 1: don't know how you get out of it. Ain't away
• 1:16:07
  Speaker 1: getting out of it? Said you can't. You don't think
• 1:16:10
  Speaker 1: you can say, baby, I was just in the top
• 1:16:12
  Speaker 1: and trying to I know. It was about ten five
• 1:16:17
  Speaker 1: at night. Unless she's stupidly got Really, the only thing
• 1:16:28
  Speaker 1: you could have did to save yourself at that moment
• 1:16:31
  Speaker 1: when you heard her voice just go like like like
• 1:16:35
  Speaker 1: like like his wife's name was Brenda, Brenda. The only
• 1:16:40
  Speaker 1: thing you could have said was Brenda. You you just
• 1:16:44
  Speaker 1: got girl? Girl? Ain't that crazy? Girl? I'm on the
• 1:16:57
  Speaker 1: way home. We were just through y'all. I don't tell you, man,
• 1:17:06
  Speaker 1: but the worry on his face after that fall so serious.
• 1:17:10
  Speaker 1: All Right, We'll be back with more of the Steve
• 1:17:12
  Speaker 1: Harvey Morning Show right after. You're listening to Steve here
• 1:17:20
  Speaker 1: we are, end of the show. Um, with just one
• 1:17:23
  Speaker 1: more thing. You're closing remarks, Uh, you know today I
• 1:17:28
  Speaker 1: want to still stay on the encouraging tip and I
• 1:17:32
  Speaker 1: want to talk to people about something that you should make.
• 1:17:37
  Speaker 1: These are just suggestions, folks. You know, I don't know everything,
• 1:17:40
  Speaker 1: but these are some things that I do to personally
• 1:17:43
  Speaker 1: keep myself moving forward in a positive direction because I'm
• 1:17:47
  Speaker 1: always trying to accomplish something new. You know, I'm never satisfied. Well,
• 1:17:51
  Speaker 1: it's not that I'm never satisfied. I'm never complacent. I
• 1:17:55
  Speaker 1: don't I don't believe in sitting still. I don't believe
• 1:17:58
  Speaker 1: in and not moving forward. I just don't see it.
• 1:18:02
  Speaker 1: You know. Every day I try to wake up an
• 1:18:06
  Speaker 1: approach and attack a new challenge. I've always setting goals
• 1:18:11
  Speaker 1: out there because it just gives you something to aim
• 1:18:14
  Speaker 1: for throughout the day. One of the things I want
• 1:18:18
  Speaker 1: to remind people of something that I do and up
• 1:18:20
  Speaker 1: you're invited to do the same is, you know, have
• 1:18:24
  Speaker 1: a life feel with a mission, have a life feeled
• 1:18:30
  Speaker 1: with a mission. You can have several missions in life,
• 1:18:35
  Speaker 1: but get your life feeled with missions. Remember the show
• 1:18:38
  Speaker 1: Mission Impossible, and remember that tape recording that used to
• 1:18:42
  Speaker 1: come on every day and tell the guy what to
• 1:18:44
  Speaker 1: do and then at the end of it the tape
• 1:18:47
  Speaker 1: with self destruct. But that became the mission. It became
• 1:18:52
  Speaker 1: the purpose the task at hand, and until you completed
• 1:18:55
  Speaker 1: that task, you came back in and that's what the
• 1:18:57
  Speaker 1: whole show is. It's really funny thing, you know. It's
• 1:18:59
  Speaker 1: take recording comes on and then it fears and disintegrates,
• 1:19:04
  Speaker 1: and that's your mission. I still do that, man, it's
• 1:19:08
  Speaker 1: sort of a funny analogy. But I try to create
• 1:19:10
  Speaker 1: a mission in my life all the time. And in
• 1:19:13
  Speaker 1: order to accomplish your mission, one of the things you
• 1:19:15
  Speaker 1: have to do is you have to surround yourself with
• 1:19:19
  Speaker 1: people who are about the same mission. That will be
• 1:19:25
  Speaker 1: no missions accomplished in life solely by yourself. I don't
• 1:19:31
  Speaker 1: I can't think of anything that you can accomplish solely
• 1:19:35
  Speaker 1: by yourself. You know, even if you want to have
• 1:19:39
  Speaker 1: a relationship with God, Yeah, you can have a relationship
• 1:19:41
  Speaker 1: with God, but to draw closer, you know, you gotta
• 1:19:44
  Speaker 1: have some type of toolge. You know, you gotta read
• 1:19:46
  Speaker 1: some scriptures. Somebody's got to show you another way to
• 1:19:49
  Speaker 1: approach it. Somebody go, Man, if you're going through this,
• 1:19:51
  Speaker 1: read this or read that, and it sort of helps
• 1:19:53
  Speaker 1: you with your goal even in that. But I don't
• 1:19:56
  Speaker 1: know anything that you can accomplish mission wise alone. So
• 1:20:00
  Speaker 1: you need to surround yourself who with people who are
• 1:20:04
  Speaker 1: like minded. As a motivational speaker, sometimes when I'm going
• 1:20:09
  Speaker 1: I use my motivational pictures that I keep in my
• 1:20:12
  Speaker 1: phone and I put them up on the big screen
• 1:20:14
  Speaker 1: and I show them to people. And one of my
• 1:20:17
  Speaker 1: favorite pictures is a picture of these lions walking and
• 1:20:22
  Speaker 1: the expression on the lion's face because they've they've woken
• 1:20:26
  Speaker 1: up from their nap and they're going out for the hunt.
• 1:20:30
  Speaker 1: And if you look at lions when they're walking to
• 1:20:33
  Speaker 1: go out on a hunt, they all have that same
• 1:20:38
  Speaker 1: determined look on their face because they all about the
• 1:20:42
  Speaker 1: same mission. You ever notice when lions ready to go
• 1:20:45
  Speaker 1: out on the hunt, they leave the cubs back at
• 1:20:48
  Speaker 1: the den because, see, it ain't no time to play
• 1:20:51
  Speaker 1: out here, because we're going out here to feed, We're
• 1:20:55
  Speaker 1: going out here to hunt. So they leave the cubs
• 1:20:57
  Speaker 1: back in the den when they go out on the
• 1:21:00
  Speaker 1: hunt because the ain't got no time for no foolishness.
• 1:21:02
  Speaker 1: And I have this picture in my phone of these
• 1:21:05
  Speaker 1: lions just striding and if you look at all the
• 1:21:09
  Speaker 1: looks on their face, they're serious. It ain't no playtime
• 1:21:14
  Speaker 1: because everybody is on the same mission. Everybody is of
• 1:21:20
  Speaker 1: the like mindedness that it takes to accomplish the mission.
• 1:21:24
  Speaker 1: And the caption says, surround yourself with people who are
• 1:21:29
  Speaker 1: on the same mission. And I'm saying that to you today.
• 1:21:33
  Speaker 1: Find someone who is about the business just like you are.
• 1:21:38
  Speaker 1: Start hanging out with people who are goal oriented, who
• 1:21:45
  Speaker 1: are success minded. Somebody was talking to somebody one time
• 1:21:49
  Speaker 1: and they said, man, Steve, let me manage you something.
• 1:21:51
  Speaker 1: Why rich people are always talking about money? That would
• 1:21:53
  Speaker 1: get on my nerves. Okay, what else you want to
• 1:21:56
  Speaker 1: talk about? You want to talk about what happened on
• 1:21:58
  Speaker 1: the real housewive? What you want to talk about? What's
• 1:22:03
  Speaker 1: going on in the theaters today? We can talk about that.
• 1:22:07
  Speaker 1: But when I get together with my friends, we get together.
• 1:22:11
  Speaker 1: We on a mission. I even play golf with people
• 1:22:15
  Speaker 1: who are on the same mission as me, you know,
• 1:22:19
  Speaker 1: because we have like mindedness. I don't play golf with
• 1:22:21
  Speaker 1: a bunch of single friends because see, now, when we're
• 1:22:24
  Speaker 1: not playing golf, we're not gonna be able to single man.
• 1:22:27
  Speaker 1: I need people just want to go play golf, go
• 1:22:29
  Speaker 1: to the clubhouse, have a cigar, get yourself a drink,
• 1:22:33
  Speaker 1: get yourself somebody and gonna go to your room because
• 1:22:35
  Speaker 1: we gotta get up early in the morning play this
• 1:22:37
  Speaker 1: tournament game we got going again. That's just it. Even
• 1:22:40
  Speaker 1: when I play, I play with people of like mindedness.
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