7:15 Idiotology February 23, 2026: Mr. Clean is Retiring?
An elementary school teacher with no criminal record busted for doing lines of cocaine at school...classroom, bathroom, teaher's lounge...Headline of the Week contender #2: Teacher faces assault charge after Sam's Club rotisserie chicken fight, Procter & Gamble announce 'Mr Clean' is retiring...clearly the launch of some new marketing gimmick
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