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No Latency - Ep.30 Finding Joy · No Latency

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Last time a no latency. Are you willing to flirt with
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that it guys in order to get what you want?
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Yes, we can get a note from them.
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I'm sure someone has doing something.
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They know that I know something about arisaka and the black
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wall. I need that part, man.
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Give it back. I just thought that was that was
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scrapped or something. Alright, Sano fix your blade.
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Fortunately, I had to use parts and get a little creative with
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it. I would rather practical than
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cool, but thank you. You very much.
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No problem. I'm in a good mood.
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I feel better. Wonderful.
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I'm gonna go have a drink, have any more sake?
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Left the whole bottle. Please, did you get her?
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I'm coming Dust Bunny. We gotta save joy,
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as you leave. I've no latency guys drive
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through the city and head out towards the Badlands.
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It's so I thought we should discuss this on our way out.
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I have good news and bad news. Okay, no one's going to ask me
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about it and so the good news. Okay?
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So the good news is, I have a portable node with no tracking
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device attached to it, that connects to biotechnical servers
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so we can see what contracts are for arisaka.
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Bad news. Is someone knows that I know
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about the arisaka blackwall prison.
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I know exactly who it is but I don't know how many people know
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about that as well. So who who is it?
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Then. Don't do you remember.
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His first name? His last name is Smith.
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I don't know. The information on file just
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said, mr. Smith.
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All right. Yeah, so mr.
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Smith, I win. We plug in the note.
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I'm sure we can pull up his file for you.
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Good news. S.
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Good news. I Remy, I flirted with the IT
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guy. Mmm.
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And He also has a savior complex.
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Jeb, you would love this guy. He is going to download.
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Mr. Smith's emails and send them to me so that we can see all of
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his Communications. If any of them are encrypted
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Remy, I'm sure you could figure that out.
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Yes. Yes, I was like a nerd.
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Well, I like you. Hey, I'm a nerd.
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Yeah, but you're like a useful nerd.
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Okay. Okay, I'll accept that.
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It's this, this gentleman felt like a very useful nerd.
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He's very Awful not very kind and he's going to do everything
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that I need. Yes, you wrote very high.
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I did, I quitted send me his address and I will kill him mr.
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Smith. Yes.
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I don't know that we have that employees residents on file, but
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again, we can check tell me where he works.
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I will kill him. He works in the he works in
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office. Number seven, on the first floor
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of building, I will go there. Okay.
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All right. So no, um, you know, you're
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looking a little red in the face, are you okay?
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Yes. Why are you drunk?
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Oh no, burps back. Nope, I'm just to get a little
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red whenever I just a little little tipsy.
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I'm gonna lean over to Iona. He finished a whole bottle of
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sake. Wow.
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All right. Well, that seems like an issue
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that we will have to deal with later.
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There's some trauma going on here and I don't know that we're
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ready to discuss it, but I'm putting it on my list.
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I feel like this also could be an ideal candidate for therapy.
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Yeah. Now, we all, we all missed gonna
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send this whole team to therapy. Really key.
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Do your brother? Yes, find any info in contracts
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in the uh-huh. What, what you're doing?
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Yeah, it's fine. Search for that.
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I will also put that on the list.
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Number one, he did a good job in making that sentence center.
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So Nothing King straight right now.
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That's okay. So um, you've been holding that
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sort out for a very long time. Would you mind sheathing that?
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I don't know how to turn it off? Let me could you show him the
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button? Yeah.
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Just that little switch. Right by the handle.
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Nearly need your index finger. Yeah, there you go.
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This one. Just just, no, no, no, no.
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In the Badlands. From ping.
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Oh, I got it. I found where Joy is that What
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does it say? Sorry out in the Badlands.
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Jeb is all of a sudden very interested in what's going on,
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she's like, 50 miles away and what we gotta got turning a
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Southwestern, Lee, South Region, the head.
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Okay, that's murder. This Joy.
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No, no joy is no. We need joys of working with us.
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We we are murdering the train people, okay?
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Okay, don't you dare hurt Joy, understand, hey Sonu, and I turn
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around fully 180 degrees like, you know, but doing the classic,
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like, Mom in the minivan to come, like you do.
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Do not play with your food. It's a full 180.
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Got what my left hand on the steering wheel.
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So no, I swear to God, if you lay a hand on Joy, I will shoot
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you dead here. My like, I've never been more
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serious in my life. We're all of driving check.
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Wendell would definitely put their hand on the wheel as well.
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So you get plus 1 because been do puts their hand on the wheel.
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Mother's not tight, you'll fine, you dodged, a motherfucking eyes
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on the road. I was on the road, but we are in
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oncoming traffic smoke. Still pouring out.
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Hey, you don't tell me who I can kill, what Jesus of, as I don't
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know, how else to tell you. I mean, you do it and I'm
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shooting you did. But please don't, we could ask
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nicely. Well, if there are going to be
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people for you to maim and dismembered and and kill those
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deserts team, yet the train people getting that last Time.
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You can kill them again. I will kill them.
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Knocking you so fear and sinka, you take a shot.
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You know what? Spare no expense at.
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Okay, just this amazing. Those people just point just
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pint and I'll kill them. I will point I hate friends.
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I'm gonna I'm gonna I'll take this one.
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I'll take it. Okay, okay, okay, I'll take,
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I'll take, I'll do that. All right, as you drive into the
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Badlands, you can see in the far distance.
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There's like a little cart stuck in the ground.
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And there's, it's got a Red Roof.
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And a little stack, it's quite long.
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It's kind of the length of a pretty long Airstream.
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On the side is a little sign and the sign says crystals by Joy.
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It's a bit of smoke coming out of it.
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A market that e-brake like it was nothing and skid around.
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Until I'm, you know, maybe a good 200 feet from this cart.
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So so James gonna just come to a screeching halt and just sit
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staring eyes wide, almost like a like a deer in headlights.
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Sun opens the car do about with him.
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And that look shiny. You Arvin do and then to fuck.
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So, keep distracting him. It's it catches the light out
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here in the Badlands. I'm confused.
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What is the importance of this? The car keys, my pocket.
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Get out. Close the door.
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Look over at then delgo. All right, take it.
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Take you to do you need? Do you need to a little
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Cutthroat? I'm an email.
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Cut my little Cutthroat. You / himself.
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Come on. Hey, kick down the door to
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Crystal's. No, it's a, it's a cart, it's a
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cop. Whales, but you get over
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whelming nope wait son up roll roll to see if you kick the
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door. Sam is Remy's, just going to
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read the side. Doesn't open inwards so your
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foot does nothing and you bounce off and fall on the ground.
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Asano, this isn't the people that were hurting.
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Cool, where are they? We will find them, how can we
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are saving this person and then we're going to find deserts team
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and we're going to hurt them. Okay.
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So investigate perfect great. Jeb opens the door, slowly.
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Hi, are you here for a? Oh hey.
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Hey Joy. Hi, Jeff.
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I draw my blade. I'm just, I'm just holding.
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I'm just holding Sano but I'm gonna help you hold Saddleback.
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Mmm, how you been many like regains composure after Having
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the stupidest grin on his face. Hey, how are you?
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You know, actually, I was just passing through, hey, my little,
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do I kill her, do we kill him? Hey, my little Dust Bunny.
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Get on, get on in here. Well, to answer your question,
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I'm on the run and my, my card stuck in the ground.
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Wheels are very stuck in the thing with the sword seems quite
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upset. Mmm!
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I don't let us take him outside. Let's take him inside.
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I take, I take Mendel like it, have them like, you know, put
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their arm around mine go. It's, it's nice to meet you.
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Your, your and cherubs new. Yeah, you know, we're we've been
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moving together for a bit now. This is this vandal.
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Wendell. He's my little cowpoke, hey,
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grab your chin. And they turn it a little bit
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too hard and it actually hurts a little.
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Oh yeah. So obviously I've been doing.
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Just fine. Seems like you could maybe use a
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little help. Can't can you give me a tow?
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I like your bike won't really help.
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Oh, well I I'm not not really I don't got that back.
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No more. Actually if you want to come,
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take a look at my right. I've been happy to show you
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around, all right. And they stand up and they've
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got metal legs and they're really, really short for 45 ish.
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Like tiny Jeb is concerned, okay.
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Please continue with your concernings Margo George.
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What happened to you do these, you know, gotta survive in the
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bad ones. Are you all right?
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Is everything okay? You did, you hurt can I trust
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in? You know, Jeff Anyway, you know
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we got to do not right? No, yeah, come on.
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I let me, let me, let me introduce you to the crew and
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then come out of the the car. And now she as they step out
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into the flat land, you hear their feet.
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Click into the sand out. There's a lot of you.
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Yeah. Well, you met, you met my, my
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ninja friend that there is a no. And we've got ready over there.
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He's taught CV. You have a TV forehead, nice to
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meet you. And that there is a I own it.
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Hello. Hi Joy.
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My friends call me little Joy. It's wonderful to meet you, you
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two? Are you?
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You seem a little smarter dress than the rest.
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Oh, all right. I took off my jacket.
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It's a uniform. Oh, and you've got a wow,
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vintage suppose old habits die, don't die hard today.
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What is the price do? Die hard?
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I do order old habits. Die hard.
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Yes, but I mean, you know Jeb and she Vehicles seems pretty
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amped. Oh, I'm doing That happening
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dead yet. And I slap Vanna White on the
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back. Nice, nice and stiff.
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I imagine the bumper. Yeah, it does Rama's.
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Just gonna go little Joy. People are trying to kill you.
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Who are they? And how do we kill them?
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As its name yet? They've been tracking me for a
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while. How did you guys find me?
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Well, we talked to know, well, right?
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We were looking For you and I turn around its G.
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Kiev I own. It just a stare.
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It was pretty easy to track. It actually.
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Oh to have Friday because I've been I've been riding around the
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the Badlands for quite some time now.
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So you know, Parson the land and figure out which tracks yours,
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it would that bad. Okay, well go on and while we're
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here to help, can you get me out of the ditch or not?
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Yeah, Remy you mind not hooking a Looking some sort of cable,
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the also sort of cable. I don't think it's a bring a
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cable. Well, I'm sure.
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I got some rope in the back of Vanna.
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White Sana will attempt to lift, with his robot arms, you should
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get Vandal to help you. They've got a robot leg, I could
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use my leg if you want son, mr. And they grabbed part of the
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vehicle Rolla. Roll etics.
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And you get plus 1 because vendors helping you it budges a
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little but not enough because it's large.
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Can I give them Advantage by using my education and my
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ability of using Pythagorean theorem to get them to get up
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over the hell? Sure to, I really can do it at a
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60-degree angle. Put in 22 PSI on it.
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Okay, what color here and This angle, okay?
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Then they'll kind of shows you three, two, one, pull.
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If they take some part of it breaks off the bumper of the
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back comes off. And you both go flying
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backwards. Oh mmm.
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I am six there. So he's kind of looking at their
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car. I didn't ask you to break it.
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Can you guys some just attach it?
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I mean I you can use a winch cable.
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Y'all want to do? Yeah.
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Perfect. You hook that up to the back of
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your thing and I'll come on to the back of my thing.
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And well gosh, darn all hit the gas.
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I hope you don't mind me. Hugging my thing to your little
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cow pie there. Then do any bosses, enjoy hooks.
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The hook onto the Vanna. White sure does.
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That's why it's already. Thank you.
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All right. Well uh oh and in the distance,
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you hear revving of engines, it seems like you might have taken
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a bit too long to get the crystals by Joy cart out of the
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dirt. Because it sounds like
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something's coming down the road to get towards you.
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You want to stick around, you want to get the fuck out of
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Dodge. Joy has Earthling move on its
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own and yeah. What kind of keep up with this
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baby? Yeah.
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Well, let's find out, shall we? I'm not about to have another
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encounter with desert selling that if they're really pissed at
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me. I hate those motherfuckers.
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Let's go. So, the McChrystal it exploded.
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So it's kind of valid, but we should get out of here.
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Joy, do you have any defenses on your cart?
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I have a flat roof, somebody could stand on.
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And they kind of give like a go look, son, I will stand on it.
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You can hold onto the smokestack if you like use it for forging.
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All right, Sano don't get hurt. Never, we get out my flaming
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sword, press the button and the engine Roars on it.
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It exhaust before we do this, let's just be really safe about
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this. I'm gonna take one of the
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come-alongs I have in the back of Anna.
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White. And I'm going to jerry-rig it so
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that way there is some kind of tether for Sano.
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So they don't just go flying off, in case something happens.
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Also, I am going to unhook my shield belt, And throw it out.
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So no on the roof. Yeah, that's a plus one to your
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armor. Oh, right?
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Yeah. And if you're absolutely, still,
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accountants cover. So you can be sure, but you
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can't move you lot all pile into the car incoming sano's on top
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of crystals by Joy. You guys book your way.
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I'm assuming Jeb leading the way back tonight City.
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Oh yeah. We are.
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I got that pedal to the metal. I imagine you'd like me to roll
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another draft land vehicle. Yes, please jib just slams down,
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you know, he is he's putting all she's got into Vanna White which
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is admittedly, not very much, but with his driving ability,
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it's a 21. You do a really good job.
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You get some good Headway. You guys are driving down.
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You've got three vehicles heading behind.
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You got a bike, a car and a buggy.
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They each have two people in them.
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They're pretty open. All the doors have been pulled
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off but there's a lot of like armor pieces to stop.
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Well, it fire coming from the front, not much from the back.
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Do you trust me? Joy do you trust me Joe?
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It's always in the other car you're going to have to I'm
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yelling. We're gonna have to take widows
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coach. I think it's the only way this
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thing. Ain't gonna outrun that.
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That mean we got our measure. We got quite a few desert scene
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behind us. And I think if we take widows
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Gulch, I think, if we take wheels, don't, we can
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outmaneuver them. All right, I mean, I imagine
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imagine Joi knows, I mean, this is, this is widows Gulch now.
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Where we going after them? Oh, oh, we're here to Back to
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the Sea. T.
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Just trust me. I know you ain't never worn a
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big-city folk, but trust me. Okay.
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Roll for initiative is certain that the my parents told me to
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always a board. You know, never go anywhere near
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widows coach. It's a that that acid just tear
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the skin enough bolts. Yes and they will shoot us if we
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don't start shooting back I owner you've take point, I go
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first, you rode 1700 I am going to pop the turret out and check
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to make sure that we have enough ammunition in it but I'm gonna
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let van Del take it from me so that's all I'm going to do.
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Do you know going to shoot? I have been shot too many times
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if it starts to get bad. I will point out the window.
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But for now I'm staying this car sounds good.
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I'm going to say that vendor gets plus one to their first hit
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because you helped set up the guns the same time.
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Nice Joy shoot second join leans out the side of their vehicle
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and they pull out their little pistol and they fire and they
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miss horribly. What were you notice when they
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fire is it sounds like a laser just shot rather than a bullet.
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And it ricochets off the ground is one of the bikes because
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pulls trigger again and misses again.
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Damn it careful with that thing I know you like your toys but
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those things can really screw up the the Rocks around the canyon.
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Jim's gonna try to just swings wheel onto the rack side, brings
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the the backside around, a band of light hits, the the emergency
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brake whips, it back around to the left, around this giant
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boulder at in the middle of the of the path, hoping that the
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person behind him isn't able to follow cool.
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While I'm doing that. I'm sick my gut out the side.
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Oh yeah, I'm shooting, oh not great.
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Tho Drive really well. Take the corner and as you turn
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you just miss time it and you shoot the boulder.
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Oh oh boy. It just ricocheted off the
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boulder. You get two shots.
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They don't you? Oh, that's right.
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Who are you? Trying to hit you trying to hit
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the bike? The car of the buggy are the one
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that's closest bike, the bike then.
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Rough damage 12 damped nice does 12 damage hits the front of the
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bike and it ricochets off the arm of one of the armor pieces
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swings off and scrape the driver across the face and causes a
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little cut me revs. His engine in keeps on pulse in
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towards you guys. Go ahead, pick it up my trusty
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rifle, and I'm going to aim for the driver of the buggy.
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Okay. And take a shot at them.
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Oh, yeah, no. You hit him.
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You blow through the windshield and hit him in the face and the
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armed with 22 damage. Yeah.
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You cause 18 damage just more than half of his health.
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Sweet, you blow through his head armor, plating it by to his body
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armor, a bleeding, it by one and he starts to Swerve.
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The vehicle. Come on, come on.
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Damn, I just roll 10. He slams into the side of the
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bike, the bike gets hit, and the two guys have to roll a driving
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check. Let's see what happens.
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Oh, they Dodge just in time rolling a 23 and speed towards
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you even more. Now, the the buggy is going to
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be slower because that guy is in a lot of pain and he's having
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difficulty driving. Yeah.
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Okay. And it's van Del's turn Wendell
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is going to Crawl through the back of Vanna White and pop into
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the turret. Take a look over at Sano and
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just start firing. That's a crit.
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Then Del rolled a crit. Okay?
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So I'll just make a little dust body which which vehicle that's
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my little girl through the buggy was just damage straight.
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Yes. So they're going to want to take
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somebody out of the race 86. Okay.
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And then what is the The crit Advantage.
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If you get more than two crates, I'll let you let van Del turn
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the gun against another vehicle. Okay.
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Here's for the first 10, you roll, two sixes.
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You can take a third of that damage and put it on another
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vehicle. Yes.
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So we'll take a third and go for the bike because the bike will
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have lower HP. So then Del lets out a bunch of
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bullets through the buggy and they tear through the vehicle.
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The two guys fly off to the top. It flips on itself, hits.
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One of the guys has the guys Blows into the air and it flies
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off the side of that. As that's happening they turn
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the gun sideways and stuck to blow it through the bike and it
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causes a serious amount of damage and the driver gets
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thrown off in the guy in the back hops forward.
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Now there's only one guy on it. Double Dash style, Double Dash
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style Sano it's your turn. You're on the back of crystals
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by joy and the vehicle holding onto the smokestack with your
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sword in hand. How close are they the car?
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Ours to me. Well, the bikes pretty close.
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There's only one guy on that and the cars a little further behind
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that but they're a starter. A mare shot you.
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Yeah, Sons Joe, he's going to get out as grenade launcher hand
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and shoot it at the bike amazing while having in his left hand
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holding the heat ladies, going to temporarily take his hand
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off, the smokestack aim and shoot the pike with his grenade.
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Cassettes you miss? Oh, never mind.
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Yeah, your grenade. Misses but it causes enough of a
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distraction that they have to Swerve.
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There's a big explosion. It looks cool.
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I'm cursing myself as I Stumble and hate regain my footing,
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fuck. All in the pothole fall in the
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pothole. You have one more action if you
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want to do something. How close is the car?
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The car is about a just between 100 and 200 feet away.
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Okay, I'll tell them to come at me.
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You mother suckers as I yield my flaming sword and yell at the
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top of my lungs. Nice as an intimidation.
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So the come to was the cup. Yeah.
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I guess so. Shoot towards me and I have like
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a shield up, right? Oh yeah, you do?
27:45
Yeah, you're gonna write about you.
27:46
She'll be stunned that. Yeah, cool.
27:48
It gives you cover, which means you're almost impossible.
27:51
Team. It's currently could crack it
27:53
down though. I'll try and intimidate them to
27:56
attack me because I have the grenades, the grenades.
28:01
The guy on the bike gets out one of his pistols.
28:04
Now unable to shoot both, he takes his very heavy pistol and
28:07
he shoots it at Sano because he was being so intimidating and he
28:12
misses the only a 13, it ricochets, Off the side of the
28:18
Gulch here at Echo across, they shoot again and then miss again.
28:21
This time going wide on the other side.
28:24
You can see them cut. Look at the gun curse, throw it
28:27
and pull up fresh one out of their bag, then the car, the guy
28:30
in the passenger seat of the car, gets out, his assault rifle
28:34
aimed at Vanna White and shoots missing.
28:37
The guy in the driving seat, goes you fucking idiot.
28:41
Give you the perfect shot. I don't know what me you piece
28:44
of shit and he takes out his very heavy pistol.
28:46
And tries to shoot and he rolls it crepe and hits the back of
28:49
Vanna. White, who's in Vanna White?
28:51
I am Jeb. I own a van Del and Remy and
28:55
reming. All right, well, then Dells on
28:56
the on the top and Dale gets hit for, what's that on?
28:59
Their armor is 11, right? Well in a blades their armor by
29:05
one and they take kind of a hit to the shoulder.
29:07
Oh fuck Iona a shooting I know that's what they're meant to do
29:13
and I think I should but he misses and I honor Your turn I
29:17
know that they just started shooting but that means that I
29:20
have to pop through the window that you do.
29:23
You know, the folding window on the side?
29:25
I push it open and I will take out my heavy pistol and fired
29:32
Two Shots. Nice.
29:34
So let's see. And that's plus 2 damage, right?
29:37
Yes, it is. Okay, this one, the first one
29:40
hits. The bike doesn't hit the guy,
29:41
but it hits the bike and the bike takes 12.
29:43
It's looking pretty beat up. It's not in.
29:46
Good shape. That's that's actually 14 and
29:49
11. The +2 doesn't automatically
29:52
apply, right? Well, it's still holding on, but
29:55
even less Health, but it's in, it's in the single digits.
29:58
Right now, you took two shots, the second one missed, and then
30:00
it's Joyce turn, all right? You fuckers says, joy unusual
30:05
for Joys mouth unusual and they take a grenade that looks clear.
30:09
Why don't you try this on for size?
30:12
Yeah, job with know what's right for Joys mouth and my All right,
30:16
Jeff am I right? Well yeah, you're right.
30:22
I'm so yeah, I'm still traveling here inside high-five noise
30:27
hand. But as you see, this grenade saw
30:31
through the through the air, it looks like a glass ball little
30:35
bit of energy inside of it and it hits the front of the bike
30:39
hits the sand and the sand flares up and turns into glass
30:43
encapsulating the bike it cracks and it looks Explodes as the
30:47
engine inside overheats and the guy splits into a bunch of
30:50
pieces. One down.
30:57
All right. So I think I'm in love.
31:00
Watch it right on time. You always were a tanker.
31:15
Oh don't worry. I got you and gibber cocks back
31:18
the Hammers on his tooth. Twin Colt 45 s and starts you
31:23
and your whoopsie dues. She'll trust is a miss my dude.
31:28
How how do I have to? I mean honestly because I
31:33
accidentally rolled three last time.
31:36
Three critical Fair fails in four roles.
31:38
Are you kidding? Just having a bad day, just
31:40
having a bad day and then shooting again.
31:43
You're just distracted by Joy. Pool.
31:46
Oh I was too strict about Julia but this time I was showing off.
31:53
I had that Casio watch that. I had it sick because I knew
31:56
that here and here in widows Gulch every day at 3:00, 4:00 to
32:01
9:00 p.m. Well, The Gulch, it has these
32:05
geysers run along, I've almost mathematically precise
32:08
increments and they go off. That's not coming as my watch,
32:15
please. Oops and I steal right on top of
32:17
one hoping that he follows me behind me and sure enough he did
32:22
and as I just as a cross officials over the over the
32:26
geyser it just right underneath the passenger flies out the side
32:31
but he actually manages to land on the front, you fairly
32:34
certain. He's like cracked and actual or
32:35
something, but he is still going vehicle text decent.
32:39
Hit your 20 Health, they're still going.
32:41
I guess I'll just have to take another shot again.
32:45
How many of you have one vehicle left?
32:46
Is that correct? Yeah.
32:47
Take one more shot at that view. You hit the vehicle.
32:50
All right, and then 22 damage you've done a lot of damage,
32:55
it's still going but now black smoke is pouring out of the back
32:58
of it and the driver you swear you see as eyes go red.
33:01
Oh, I've seen the look for its van Del's time vendors.
33:04
Just going to take more shots until takes more shots.
33:07
Oh, that's a mess. The guys are really distract
33:11
them in the bullets, just Cascade along the side of the
33:13
car missing entirely. But the bullets, click, click,
33:17
click, click, click, click along the ground as the car swerves to
33:20
the side to avoid the bullet, hail Saint.
33:22
Oh, what are you going to do? Okay?
33:24
Words how close the car cause about just over 100 feet and
33:28
that's the only one that any one car left in.
33:31
There's one dude in it. He's pissed one dude in the car
33:34
this he's driving his driving. Is there a windshield not
33:38
anymore? It got blown off her.
33:40
Earlier, mmm. Yeah, son was drunk, he gets
33:46
over his shield, he jumps over it gets out his flaming sword
33:52
and jumps from the car sword, straight forward.
33:57
And attempts to impale this driver jumping over to their car
34:03
and impaling them in the heart. Roll Athletics.
34:07
Yeah, that's a 19-0. He played damage.
34:10
Oh, and I was revving at so it was a plus one to hit ya.
34:14
So it's 20, do you manage to jump onto the car?
34:17
The blade goes through his body and his he hits the brake as you
34:23
put the knife through his chest, as you put the sword through his
34:27
chest and the vehicle comes to a screeching halt.
34:29
As he looks at you with disgust. As you both smell, his flesh.
34:33
Tuck to see her from the inside idea or 21 damage.
34:38
He's dead. You shoved a sword through his
34:40
heart. Yeah, ice cream, death.
34:43
Ha sucker. I'm not and he dying.
34:50
Since I know you're just now standing on top of this car in
34:53
the middle of The Gulch and the other guys have sped off, but
34:55
you turn around again, I fall asleep in the car.
35:01
The Battle Is Over dude, dude, dude, it's a know just jump off
35:06
and then land on another car. Yes, I think I was gonna get
35:13
Work. We have to come get him.
35:16
Oh yeah, pull you. We gotta pull you a bra.
35:20
All right and you guys go and grab Santo is passed out.
35:30
What go sleep. That's just their soccer even
35:36
murders in his sleeve. That's adorable.
35:38
Come on, get them up. We got to get back inside the
35:40
city before we got about 30. Minutes.
35:43
Before this thing goes off again, I'll pick him up and I'll
35:46
put him in the and Vanna White. At the same time.
35:49
I'm going to see if there's anything inside the car that I
35:53
like. Yeah.
35:54
Roldy 10 Roland etan's. Oh, you can roll that again.
35:58
It's a 10 in the explodes and now they're at it again.
36:01
Well the ten wow and now it to you manage to find in the in the
36:06
engine a working turbo that would give Vanna White a decent
36:10
like Nitro boost when filled with that. 32 sweet.
36:16
Come on or that one. Come on baby.
36:18
Let's go. Go ahead.
36:19
Cho retro. What do you want?
36:20
Suing a Jeb, why don't you go with joy?
36:27
Because Remy can drive us back. And that way, you can direct her
36:32
to give her a briefing on what we need her for.
36:34
Yeah. All right.
36:35
Thanks. Goodbye.
36:37
I kick them out of the driver's seat.
36:38
I grab the turbo and head back to the, to the Vanna White as I
36:43
do, I keep my face on Jeb and to kissy emojis, come up towards
36:50
them as I walk by and then heading to the end of Anna
36:52
white, I'm gonna go and hang it on the turret.
36:57
Cow, prod cap, I am close enough.
37:00
I just I give vent out. Just thumbs up.
37:05
We take off hat. Well it just gets up and like
37:09
you know does this hair before putting his hat back on?
37:14
Well, I don't suppose you ever do to go through widows Gulch
37:20
for, have you? I mean, we always joke about it
37:23
back when we were kids, but I did, it didn't few years ago and
37:30
I can show you the way. That's that's, that's all right
37:33
with you. Thanks Jeff.
37:35
And I suppose the way to tell me why you came all the way over to
37:41
the desert to save me. Next up on millman's.
38:03
Already getting back into drunks, I love it.
38:06
Let's get this party started. It is an opportunity.
38:10
Joy, we are offering you a job. You would be doing the exact
38:14
same thing you do. Now just in night City, we need
38:17
you to run a ghost operation on top of our operation who-who.
38:22
Are we killing? And this one is absolutely above
38:25
board. Not a problem and you shouldn't
38:26
worry about it anymore. What are we talking about?
38:31
Oh no. The drink I gave.
38:33
You must not have worked. Oh yeah.
38:35
We don't just kind of want to mix it up or you got a whole
38:38
brand thing. I mean I guess we could always
38:40
stick with the Brand's. I know shakes his head at
38:42
everyone. Well, hold on.
38:44
I thank you mad. I just stumbled into something
38:46
we. Don't need to invite other
38:47
people over to have a party. We should not have a party.
38:50
I guess we all got to go figure out our costumes.
38:52
What are you saying? I actually have never had a
38:55
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40:29
The microwave isn't working can you talk to it?
40:32
What will these two get up to next?
40:35
I don't know why. You keep sticking your finger in
40:36
that part. That's not a bowling ball.
40:39
Oh God. What will these two get up to
40:34
next? I don't know why.
40:35
You keep sticking your finger in that part.
40:37
That's not a bowling ball. Oh God.