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- 0:00Speaker 1: Today's show is pre recorded. Y'all know what time y'all
- 0:05Speaker 1: don't know. Y'all all suit giving them like the million
- 0:16Speaker 1: buck things in a tob good it sEH together for
- 0:27Speaker 1: st Please, I don't join me. You gotta use that
- 1:01Speaker 1: turn you you gotta turn to turn them out. Turn
- 1:43Speaker 1: You haven't got to turn them out turning water the
- 1:47Speaker 1: water go. Come, come on your baby, uh huh, I'll
- 2:02Speaker 1: show well. Good morning everybody. You're listening to the voice,
- 2:06Speaker 1: Come on dig me now, one it all. It's Steve Harvey.
- 2:10Speaker 1: Man oh man, got a radio show, yo. Trying to
- 2:13Speaker 1: make it work too. I'm not trying. I'm I'm getting it.
- 2:17Speaker 1: I'm getting it done to the best of my abilities. Now.
- 2:22Speaker 1: Something funny my father taught me. He said, son, when
- 2:26Speaker 1: you've done all you can do, if you've done your
- 2:30Speaker 1: absolute best and you look up and it didn't get
- 2:35Speaker 1: the job done, take a deep breath and do some more.
- 2:42Speaker 1: That used to bug me, man, when my father used
- 2:45Speaker 1: to tell me. That's the son, when you've done your
- 2:47Speaker 1: absolute best and you think you can't do no more.
- 2:51Speaker 1: You've done all you can and it still don't get
- 2:54Speaker 1: the job done. Take yourself a deep breath. And do
- 3:00Speaker 1: some more. And you know what I found that has
- 3:04Speaker 1: worked every single time, every single time, because what my
- 3:11Speaker 1: father knew was that what you think is your breaking
- 3:17Speaker 1: point or what you think is your all at all,
- 3:21Speaker 1: he says, son, it's just something about it. Man, if
- 3:24Speaker 1: you just gather yourself, you got a little bit more.
- 3:29Speaker 1: Everybody got some more. And you know, I gotta be
- 3:35Speaker 1: honest with you. It has worked. It has helped me greatly,
- 3:39Speaker 1: and you know it. Everybody does have some more. You know.
- 3:43Speaker 1: I tell that to my sons all the time, that
- 3:46Speaker 1: I did my best. Well, let manage you something else.
- 3:49Speaker 1: Could you have done anything else? Could you have studied
- 3:52Speaker 1: a little harder, Could you have shown up a little
- 3:54Speaker 1: bit earlier, could you stayed a little bit later? Yeah,
- 4:00Speaker 1: well then okay, that's what you should have done. Then. See,
- 4:03Speaker 1: that's always a way. But if you're going to create excuses,
- 4:08Speaker 1: if you're gonna make them up all the time about
- 4:10Speaker 1: why you don't get it done, I have a very
- 4:13Speaker 1: very sad statement for you right now. You're never gonna
- 4:19Speaker 1: get anything done. You're never gonna get to the top.
- 4:22Speaker 1: Not to the top. You can get halfway up. Now,
- 4:26Speaker 1: you can get a third of the way up. You
- 4:27Speaker 1: can get three quarters of the whale up. But if
- 4:30Speaker 1: you don't have that little extra reserve in you, you're
- 4:34Speaker 1: not getting to the top. The top is only reserved
- 4:38Speaker 1: for those that have the wherewithal and the power to desire,
- 4:43Speaker 1: the drive and the gut wrenching effort to get to
- 4:49Speaker 1: the top. The top is reserved only for the top.
- 4:53Speaker 1: It's just the top. There ain't but one top, then
- 4:55Speaker 1: the middle done it ain't it? You know, the top,
- 4:58Speaker 1: the top of the mountain have where It's a different
- 5:01Speaker 1: view at the top. Things look different from up top.
- 5:05Speaker 1: So if you want to get to the top of
- 5:06Speaker 1: whatever your profession, your field, your career, whatever it is,
- 5:15Speaker 1: you got to do extra. You have to do more.
- 5:19Speaker 1: More is expected of you. More. But here's what's really crazy.
- 5:23Speaker 1: More is required of you. Don't live your life in
- 5:27Speaker 1: the lackadaisical state. Don't wake up every day with the
- 5:32Speaker 1: feeling of, well, you know, whatever happens happens, nah, man,
- 5:36Speaker 1: have us say so in your life you. First of all,
- 5:40Speaker 1: let me ask you something. Who has God named the
- 5:45Speaker 1: person that God has given authority over you? Named the person?
- 5:51Speaker 1: But who is the person? Nobody has domain over you?
- 5:55Speaker 1: God didn't create that person. So what you're sitting here for? Man,
- 5:59Speaker 1: what do you say in here for letting people who
- 6:02Speaker 1: do not know direct your path? Why are you worried
- 6:07Speaker 1: about all these people with what they got to say
- 6:09Speaker 1: about you and all these people with what they got
- 6:12Speaker 1: to think about you? When here's the news flash, they
- 6:15Speaker 1: don't know either. All these people that you overly concerned about,
- 6:21Speaker 1: all these people that you go into these answers for,
- 6:25Speaker 1: they need answers to stop. What are you doing here?
- 6:31Speaker 1: Gather yourself for a minute. Here is a solution to
- 6:35Speaker 1: all of that. You have one source that will be
- 6:39Speaker 1: there for you till the end of time, and that
- 6:42Speaker 1: is your relationship with God. That is the one thing
- 6:46Speaker 1: that's solid and for show. He's behind the wall. He's
- 6:50Speaker 1: in your jail cell. He rides with you in the
- 6:53Speaker 1: police car. He's with you on your job up at school.
- 6:57Speaker 1: He's down there in the board meetings with you. He
- 7:00Speaker 1: goes with you when you travel on planes. He sits
- 7:03Speaker 1: with you when you're in a relationship. He helps you
- 7:06Speaker 1: with your parenting skills. He helps you. He's there to
- 7:09Speaker 1: assist you. He shows if you do the right things,
- 7:12Speaker 1: he show you and guide you to your next job.
- 7:14Speaker 1: When you lose your job and you think it's a
- 7:16Speaker 1: rap ah, there's some good behind him. Man, God is
- 7:20Speaker 1: always working on your behalf. To those that believe you,
- 7:23Speaker 1: just gotta believe. He won't ask you for nothing else.
- 7:27Speaker 1: Believe in me. That's all he asks you to do.
- 7:29Speaker 1: What you're tripping for. Man. And then when you make
- 7:32Speaker 1: the decision to believe in him, and it comes out
- 7:35Speaker 1: your mouth from time to time somewhere what you're worried about,
- 7:38Speaker 1: what people say, What you're worried about, what they think for?
- 7:41Speaker 1: Why who are they? They need God to you? You're
- 7:45Speaker 1: telling them you found something new that you're gonna give
- 7:48Speaker 1: this a shot right here now. They got some yang
- 7:50Speaker 1: ying yang and some yakety yact to say about that
- 7:53Speaker 1: when they need God too. That's what amazes me, man
- 7:57Speaker 1: about people sit up in here, man, be knocking your
- 7:59Speaker 1: dreams and stuff. Look, if you're an atheist, man, do
- 8:02Speaker 1: your thing, do your thing. But you can't create no laws.
- 8:05Speaker 1: Why I can't do mine? That don't make no sense, man,
- 8:09Speaker 1: That makes no sense at all to me. You have
- 8:12Speaker 1: the right to go be whatever you want to be.
- 8:16Speaker 1: You know, if you don't, you don't like the fact
- 8:17Speaker 1: that I'm in school. You got my head biled down,
- 8:20Speaker 1: and I'm saying a prayer for I take this test.
- 8:22Speaker 1: Just don't buy your head. Don't you pray? But if
- 8:25Speaker 1: some kids want to get to go that that's some
- 8:27Speaker 1: crazy mass. That's what happened in our schools. We took
- 8:29Speaker 1: prayer out of schools. And now look at our schools.
- 8:33Speaker 1: You send your child to school and and someone else
- 8:37Speaker 1: comes back home. That's a whole other thing right here.
- 8:41Speaker 1: That's not what I want to talk to you about.
- 8:43Speaker 1: But I was just throwing it out because you know, hey, man,
- 8:46Speaker 1: your relationship with God is essential to your success as
- 8:49Speaker 1: a person. It's essential to your existence. It's essential to
- 8:53Speaker 1: where you're trying to go and what you're trying to be.
- 8:55Speaker 1: Because He made you. Why would you not talk to
- 8:59Speaker 1: the and that made you to find out what he
- 9:02Speaker 1: created you for. I ain't talking about your parents, who
- 9:06Speaker 1: made your parents. This is God, we created in his image.
- 9:10Speaker 1: Why would you not talk to your maker to see
- 9:13Speaker 1: why you got made? Don't that don't make sense to you?
- 9:18Speaker 1: If you're sitting and gotten yourself in a situation, you're
- 9:21Speaker 1: sitting in the jail cell somewhere you locked up, you're
- 9:24Speaker 1: doing some time, man, be a good time for you
- 9:27Speaker 1: to reflect. But whatever your situation is, Man, God can
- 9:31Speaker 1: get you through it. He can give you the strength,
- 9:33Speaker 1: the courage to wherewithal, the understanding everything you need, the
- 9:38Speaker 1: wisdom to get you through anything you're going through. You
- 9:41Speaker 1: just got a touch base with him. I need God
- 9:45Speaker 1: every single day of my life. And what He's done
- 9:50Speaker 1: for me man off the chain. But guess what He'll
- 9:55Speaker 1: do the same thing for you. You're listening morning shout,
- 10:02Speaker 1: good morning. Everybody is Steve Hiving Morning Show. Time to
- 10:07Speaker 1: wake up and do what it is you have to
- 10:09Speaker 1: do well. We don't want you to do it alone.
- 10:11Speaker 1: I'm gonna help you do it. Jay, Andy Brown, you
- 10:13Speaker 1: know what it's gonna help you. Shelly Strawberry is gonna
- 10:16Speaker 1: help you get through the day. Baby, what's up Shirley? Hey,
- 10:19Speaker 1: good morning to you. Jay, Good morning, Happy hump Day. Also,
- 10:26Speaker 1: who's gonna help you get through this day? We know
- 10:28Speaker 1: you got a lot on your mind. It's called freil Baby.
- 10:31Speaker 1: What's up? Carve? What's up? Jay? Midweek? Hump day? What's
- 10:35Speaker 1: going on? What's up? Through that never gets old? That day?
- 10:42Speaker 1: The hump day is my writing partner, my sick buddy.
- 10:44Speaker 1: Give it up for Junior, y'all. What's up Junior? Morning? Everybody?
- 10:48Speaker 1: What's up? Jay? Is his home day. Let's get it.
- 10:50Speaker 1: We're gonna help you get through it. Now and last,
- 10:53Speaker 1: but not least, he is the king, not king, the
- 10:56Speaker 1: King of Franks. Time time. What's the Thomas smiles? What's
- 11:00Speaker 1: up to me? It's Weday? Hump day? It is? Guess what, Dad?
- 11:06Speaker 1: You know what? As long as it's been a hump day.
- 11:09Speaker 1: I don't remember humping on hump Day. I really don't.
- 11:13Speaker 1: I don't remember ever humping on your mind. You never
- 11:23Speaker 1: remembly a nice hat? You have one? I love? Thank
- 11:25Speaker 1: you so much? Then you know we love hats. Here
- 11:27Speaker 1: we had people, We had people. We love hats. Thank you, Yeah,
- 11:32Speaker 1: thank you, thank you? And one more question? Did you
- 11:35Speaker 1: have that? Did you? Do? You have our names written down?
- 11:37Speaker 1: It looks like you're reading. No, I'm joining looking up,
- 11:41Speaker 1: but that I'm doing doesn't he know us? We have
- 11:50Speaker 1: to refer to a paper. I gotta I have a
- 11:56Speaker 1: no art show coming up, so I have to get
- 11:58Speaker 1: ready for it. You have shades on, Jake, No, these
- 12:03Speaker 1: are my glasses. These are these are actually glasses dark glasses. Yeah,
- 12:09Speaker 1: but it's okay, it's okay. Why y'all questioning the old
- 12:13Speaker 1: dude on the show? He do whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa,
- 12:21Speaker 1: My buddy, they wear glass they're supposed to be wearing
- 12:24Speaker 1: they wear hats, and they're supposed to be wearing hats.
- 12:26Speaker 1: They just uncle vention. Let me, let me be, me,
- 12:30Speaker 1: let me be? And why wait a minute, look at
- 12:31Speaker 1: my T shirt? Can you cheat my T shirt? Black? Why? Why?
- 12:38Speaker 1: Every one? And they do? I've just never been able
- 12:42Speaker 1: to make one matter, but they really do matter. I
- 12:46Speaker 1: cannot with you ever, not just today, just ever. Never
- 12:52Speaker 1: has worked out for me, Never has worked for me. Jay,
- 12:56Speaker 1: somebody's gonna come along that's gonna rock your world, and
- 12:59Speaker 1: you're gonna change for that special one. The only way
- 13:02Speaker 1: my world's gonna get rocked. I'm gonna be in a
- 13:04Speaker 1: big man sized crib. That's the way I'm want man
- 13:10Speaker 1: size crib or a nice rocking chill rocking out right,
- 13:17Speaker 1: he's rocking on the zoom. What a Jay? Do you
- 13:22Speaker 1: get the rocket? And what do you know? I got
- 13:25Speaker 1: a rocket because my I bought one from my mother
- 13:27Speaker 1: and I still have it, so I just I'm up next.
- 13:30Speaker 1: I guess I'm up next. I don't know what. Keep
- 13:33Speaker 1: it in the family baby coming up at thirty two
- 13:36Speaker 1: minutes after the hour, ask bitter man. He's not trying
- 13:39Speaker 1: to help you. Right after this, you'll see you're listening
- 13:44Speaker 1: to the Stave Harpy Morning Show. All right, guys, it
- 13:50Speaker 1: is time now for ask bitter man. And you know
- 13:53Speaker 1: what that means. Tell him, bitter man, we're not here
- 13:56Speaker 1: to help you. We're here. I wouldn't an idea help you.
- 14:01Speaker 1: What happens if you you know, just by mistake, you
- 14:05Speaker 1: know that if you get help, will take the help back.
- 14:17Speaker 1: You bet not ever get no help from this good.
- 14:21Speaker 1: All right, Well, let's get started then with this non
- 14:23Speaker 1: help segment. This one is from Juliet in Mexico and
- 14:27Speaker 1: New Mexico. Juliet Rides. I'm a thirty seven year old
- 14:31Speaker 1: woman married to a twenty six year old man that
- 14:33Speaker 1: acts like our four year old child when he doesn't
- 14:37Speaker 1: get his way. My husband literally threw a temper tantrum,
- 14:41Speaker 1: a temper tantrum invest by because he wanted a popcorn
- 14:45Speaker 1: maker for our home theater, and I said, we don't
- 14:47Speaker 1: have room for it. I have asked him not to
- 14:50Speaker 1: act out in public and instead discuss things with me
- 14:53Speaker 1: at another time, but he loves to make public public
- 14:57Speaker 1: spectacles at home. He is a mature mail. I feel
- 15:01Speaker 1: like he needs a spanking. What should I do? I
- 15:04Speaker 1: totally agree with you. You need to drop them trousers
- 15:07Speaker 1: right there in the store, take your belt off and
- 15:10Speaker 1: beat his ass right there, invest by or or a
- 15:16Speaker 1: nice Sometimes a nice shaking will get a child's attention.
- 15:20Speaker 1: Just shake, shake, bok dark. Yeah, he's gonna like a child.
- 15:25Speaker 1: Shoot him like a child. And apparently you're not giving
- 15:31Speaker 1: him the warning when he goes in the store. Don't
- 15:33Speaker 1: look at nothing, don't touch that, and you know you're
- 15:36Speaker 1: not saying that before you go in there. But a
- 15:41Speaker 1: nice ass will being invested by. That'll cut all that out. Man.
- 15:47Speaker 1: That is crazy. No, No, got shook. I've gotten shaken
- 15:53Speaker 1: before you got shook. Yeah, all right, we're moving on.
- 16:03Speaker 1: Tina and Carson California says, I listened to you guys
- 16:06Speaker 1: online and I'm in my sixties, so I've been a
- 16:08Speaker 1: fan for years. Thank you, Tina. I love the show
- 16:11Speaker 1: even more since Jay has joined, and I'm so glad
- 16:14Speaker 1: he's been there. Every day. It's so good to wake
- 16:18Speaker 1: up and hear his voice. Full disclosure. Oh I met Jay.
- 16:24Speaker 1: Oh I met Jay about four years ago, and he
- 16:27Speaker 1: was so polite and sweet. He was with a woman,
- 16:30Speaker 1: so I didn't want to be forward. I know he's
- 16:33Speaker 1: not married and doesn't want to be married. But can
- 16:36Speaker 1: you tell me if he's seeing anyone right now? You're not.
- 16:40Speaker 1: Would he be open to meeting a lifelong fan? Yes,
- 16:44Speaker 1: he's not anyone. I would. I would be open to
- 16:47Speaker 1: meeting a lifelong fan. But okay, here's the thing. With
- 16:51Speaker 1: my age and your age combined, it goes over the
- 16:56Speaker 1: age limit that I like to have in the bid.
- 16:58Speaker 1: You know what I mean. So it was too much age.
- 17:06Speaker 1: It's a magical number that I keep in my head
- 17:09Speaker 1: that nobody knows one on five. Yeah, And I just
- 17:19Speaker 1: want to say that you pushed me way combining the
- 17:24Speaker 1: two ages. You know, it's all we right at three hundred.
- 17:29Speaker 1: If we do it that way together, we just can't.
- 17:31Speaker 1: We can't. We just can't do it. It's so not nice.
- 17:35Speaker 1: She gave you so many beautiful compliments. I didn't say
- 17:38Speaker 1: I didn't hear your boy. I didn't say it wouldn't work.
- 17:40Speaker 1: I just said the age limit, Like I mean, there's
- 17:44Speaker 1: there's a number over my bed and it says if
- 17:47Speaker 1: you above this age, don't get into bed. It's up there.
- 17:51Speaker 1: You can see it. Yeah, excuse me, she didn't say
- 17:54Speaker 1: anything about the bed. Well that leads to Shelley. You
- 17:57Speaker 1: come on now to me. When when too older people meet,
- 18:03Speaker 1: they know they're gonna have sick we don't. Wow, we
- 18:09Speaker 1: got time, but I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I tried to
- 18:16Speaker 1: help me. Corton is a younger man's game. Okay, four
- 18:23Speaker 1: by four play, I beg if you start by the
- 18:27Speaker 1: time you get to me, then we can just go
- 18:29Speaker 1: and finish by the time you get it. You know
- 18:31Speaker 1: what I mean, starting the starting the car. She said,
- 18:38Speaker 1: you were so polite and sweet. What is she gonna
- 18:41Speaker 1: think now? All right, so we're moving on. You didn't
- 18:45Speaker 1: help her at all. We're moving on, Alice, Marie and
- 18:48Speaker 1: Queen says. My brother and my husband got in a
- 18:51Speaker 1: fight over the weekend because my brother brought a package
- 18:54Speaker 1: of sausage to our barbecue and my husband grilled steaks.
- 18:57Speaker 1: Our sister was on my husband's side and called my
- 19:00Speaker 1: brother cheap two. I'm I'm um. The only one that knows.
- 19:04Speaker 1: My brother is suffering a financial hardship right now, and
- 19:07Speaker 1: I feel badly when they were teasing him. I want
- 19:10Speaker 1: so badly to tell them why my brother is being
- 19:12Speaker 1: a chief skate. My husband got mad at me for
- 19:15Speaker 1: protecting a grown man. Do I tell the secret or not? No,
- 19:19Speaker 1: you don't tell speaker. But here's he's his name with
- 19:22Speaker 1: your brother. If you can only bring sashage to the cookout,
- 19:26Speaker 1: stay yeahs at home? Okay, because you're not helping. Okay, yeah, yeah,
- 19:30Speaker 1: you know. I'm sorry, Timmy. You just can't roll up
- 19:33Speaker 1: there with Sasha meat. That is not what sausage? What
- 19:40Speaker 1: did you call Sasha meat? I shut up a woman's name, Sasha. Oh,
- 19:49Speaker 1: I know Sasha meat. I know Baron Cohen. Time ain't
- 19:57Speaker 1: thating wrong with me. He just brought one link a package.
- 20:03Speaker 1: He bought a whole package of sausage. Brought packer Earl Campbells.
- 20:07Speaker 1: That's what you mean. Probably ain't name brand size you to.
- 20:11Speaker 1: This size is wrapped in up. And you know that,
- 20:13Speaker 1: and that in that paper. We don't know where that
- 20:15Speaker 1: came from. Ye stowballs though, freeze the paper. We're only
- 20:23Speaker 1: grilling steaks. No, sausages allowed. All right, let's see if
- 20:30Speaker 1: we can get to this one quickly. Henry and Clearwater,
- 20:33Speaker 1: Florida says, I'm in my late fifties. I'm dating a
- 20:35Speaker 1: lady I met at the grocery store. She's in her
- 20:37Speaker 1: mid thirties. She worked at the grocery store because she
- 20:40Speaker 1: got laid off during COVID. Darn it, we don't have
- 20:42Speaker 1: time to finish this one. Sounds like it's gonna be
- 20:45Speaker 1: a good one, though, he's not gonna get any help either.
- 20:50Speaker 1: All right, Yeah, coming up next, and nephew and run
- 20:54Speaker 1: that frank back. We'll get into that right after this.
- 20:57Speaker 1: You're listening Steve Harvey Morning. Coming up at the top
- 21:01Speaker 1: of the hour, Miss Anne is standing by with today's
- 21:04Speaker 1: national news. Texas Governor Greg Abbott test positive for COVID
- 21:08Speaker 1: nineteen uh all plus and entertainment news. Facebook is deleting
- 21:14Speaker 1: racists and hateful comments about Lizzo. We'll talk about all
- 21:17Speaker 1: of these stories at the top of the hour, but
- 21:19Speaker 1: right now, the nephew is here with run that brank back.
- 21:22Speaker 1: What's you got for his neat? Pizza delivery? Pizza delivery,
- 21:29Speaker 1: let's go, do you know pizza? May I help you pizza? Okay,
- 21:34Speaker 1: so you all for me? Please? Yeah? Yeah? All right? Okay,
- 21:39Speaker 1: So about this? So can I get your orders'll neizz?
- 21:43Speaker 1: You want ten pizzas? And what kind a quest was
- 21:46Speaker 1: that going to be? Sixty? You poke up on me? Please,
- 21:51Speaker 1: I need six cheese pizzas, six cheese pizzas on crush?
- 21:56Speaker 1: What kind of quest was ig being being ben? Then
- 22:01Speaker 1: six see being crush pizzas? And do you want any
- 22:07Speaker 1: other topping tone? That's her? No, I need to meet lovers,
- 22:11Speaker 1: but that again, can stick up a little bit. I
- 22:14Speaker 1: was really having a hard time hearing you. I need
- 22:16Speaker 1: to meet lovers, to meet mothers. Is that? Yes? To
- 22:20Speaker 1: meet lover, meet lovers pizza okay? And what kind of
- 22:23Speaker 1: quest would you like on that? Sir? H that's thick,
- 22:26Speaker 1: big cross You said you want to thank quest on
- 22:28Speaker 1: that thick. So I'm having a really hard time hearing you.
- 22:32Speaker 1: Can't you speak up for me? I need to meet
- 22:36Speaker 1: lovers with thick crust, bod crust okay, okay, all right?
- 22:41Speaker 1: And then the last is two benjies on being crossed,
- 22:45Speaker 1: two bedchees, veggie jeeves veggie's two veggie two veggie on
- 22:51Speaker 1: the three crust do y'all delivered to um do y'all
- 22:55Speaker 1: delivered to uh gated gated community for a second for me?
- 22:59Speaker 1: Three okay? Sorry about that, hurt? Okay? Can I get
- 23:04Speaker 1: your phone numbers? Three four two Dre's six eight nine? Okay?
- 23:10Speaker 1: I heard three four two days six eight nine. But
- 23:14Speaker 1: I didn't get the rest of those numbers. Can I
- 23:16Speaker 1: get an area code or no? My number? Three four
- 23:19Speaker 1: two Dash six eight nine. Okay? Um, I need to
- 23:23Speaker 1: get the whole seven bigits and the area code so
- 23:27Speaker 1: then we can put you in the computer to try
- 23:28Speaker 1: to find your location. I told you my number. My
- 23:31Speaker 1: number is three four two Dad six eight nine. Okay, okay, sir, um,
- 23:36Speaker 1: let me get my manager on the phone. Excuse me, Um,
- 23:41Speaker 1: he's giving me like six numbers. May talking. I'll take
- 23:45Speaker 1: care of it, sir. How are you doing? Hey? How
- 23:47Speaker 1: are you doing? I'm doing great? All right. I ordered
- 23:50Speaker 1: ten pizza, six cheese pizzas, two meat lovers, and two
- 23:53Speaker 1: bed sheees. I'm trying to see if do y'all have
- 23:55Speaker 1: a problem delivered to a gated community? Oh not at all.
- 23:58Speaker 1: We delivered to a gated community all the time. Let
- 24:00Speaker 1: me just get a number for you in an address
- 24:02Speaker 1: right my number, three, four, two days, six eight nine. Sir,
- 24:06Speaker 1: that's only six digits. We need seven digits. Well, actually
- 24:09Speaker 1: your eric cold plush your seven digits. Okay, I don't.
- 24:13Speaker 1: I don't. If you just leave it with the guard,
- 24:15Speaker 1: he'll make sure I get it. No, so I don't
- 24:17Speaker 1: think you're understand. I need to have a phone number
- 24:19Speaker 1: where I can call you. We can go in and
- 24:21Speaker 1: out of the gate. That's not a problem. When I
- 24:23Speaker 1: get that, I want to direct. You can't go in
- 24:26Speaker 1: and I did gate. Listen, you can't go in and
- 24:29Speaker 1: I did gate. Sir. I'm sorry, I can't hear you.
- 24:31Speaker 1: Can you speak up something? Okay, I'm trying to get
- 24:34Speaker 1: ten pizzas delivered and you just drop it off with
- 24:36Speaker 1: the guard. Sir, I understand what you're saying. I'm trying
- 24:39Speaker 1: to deliver the pizza to you directly. The guard is
- 24:42Speaker 1: not who's getting the pizza, right, I'm delivering it. He's
- 24:44Speaker 1: gonna he gonna he gonna pay you. I'm I'm cool
- 24:47Speaker 1: with the guard. He gonna pay you. Okay, where are you?
- 24:49Speaker 1: Where are you located? Let's do this. Where are you located?
- 24:52Speaker 1: I'm in and Gola, and where's that? Where's that? And Gold? Lo,
- 25:02Speaker 1: y'all don't know when I'm in Angola and Gold in
- 25:05Speaker 1: Louisiana the penitentiary, So we can't deliver pizza to and penitentiary. Look,
- 25:12Speaker 1: I ordered ten pizzas for one, six sixties pizzas, two
- 25:15Speaker 1: meet Lowers, and two big Look. I can't be on
- 25:17Speaker 1: this phone too much longer. Listen, sir, I know what
- 25:20Speaker 1: you're saying, but we're not delivering to Angola. Do you
- 25:23Speaker 1: know where we're located. You gotta call somebody. We're in Dallas,
- 25:26Speaker 1: but you gotta guard somebody in Angola, Louisiana. Look, I'm
- 25:30Speaker 1: trying to get these ten pezza. Look, I'm late. I'm
- 25:33Speaker 1: nothing to go back and forth with you, exactly, and
- 25:35Speaker 1: I'm not gonna go back and forth with you either.
- 25:37Speaker 1: We are unable to deliver this pizza to you, Okay,
- 25:40Speaker 1: Why because you are in the penitentiary, Sir. No one
- 25:44Speaker 1: delivers pizza to people in the penitentiary. People in the
- 25:47Speaker 1: penicariary can't order pizza, No, sir, they cannot. We do
- 25:50Speaker 1: not deliver to the penitentiary. And then we're in Dallas.
- 25:54Speaker 1: Do you know how long it would take to get
- 25:55Speaker 1: pizza to Angola. I don't give it. Let me tell, okay,
- 25:59Speaker 1: who the manager there? I am the manager. You're speaking
- 26:02Speaker 1: with the manager. What's your name? Never mind what my
- 26:05Speaker 1: name is, just know that I'm the manager. Okay. Let
- 26:07Speaker 1: me say this to you, since you the manager there.
- 26:10Speaker 1: If I don't get no pizzas here tonight, I'm when
- 26:13Speaker 1: I get out in three years, I'm coming down there
- 26:15Speaker 1: and I'm gonna you up. So you think you're talking
- 26:19Speaker 1: to you, ain't gonna meet up in three years. I
- 26:21Speaker 1: won't be here. But matter of fact, I just might
- 26:23Speaker 1: stay here for three years. So when you come back,
- 26:26Speaker 1: let me tell you something. If y'all don't brainy piece
- 26:28Speaker 1: to this penitential and get it to the guard before
- 26:29Speaker 1: he get off work, then but it's gonna be pround
- 26:32Speaker 1: here now in order. These ten peachers and everybody on
- 26:34Speaker 1: the seal block is waiting on them, sir. I don't
- 26:36Speaker 1: I don't care about you and your folk on your
- 26:38Speaker 1: cell block. You are in the penitentiary and I don't
- 26:40Speaker 1: even know why you calling. Are you on my phone?
- 26:43Speaker 1: This is a business, okay, And I have a job
- 26:45Speaker 1: to do. I am not delivering pizzas still penitentiary, y'all discriminator? Noboy,
- 26:49Speaker 1: where y'all brain pizzas are? No, we don't discriminator, but
- 26:52Speaker 1: we ain't located in that goal. Unless you're go give
- 26:55Speaker 1: me some petrol from my metro, I ain't coming. Let
- 26:57Speaker 1: me tell you something. I want you to remember the
- 26:59Speaker 1: numbers three fold two dad six eight nine. If you
- 27:02Speaker 1: see that gray painted on your house, on that damn
- 27:05Speaker 1: pizza place, then you know my then got out and
- 27:08Speaker 1: I'm looking for your three foot two dads six eight nine.
- 27:11Speaker 1: I don't give a about three pot two six eight
- 27:14Speaker 1: nine and seven pot three. What I'm saying is your
- 27:17Speaker 1: glass if you come up here in three years and
- 27:19Speaker 1: guess what, don't drop the sola. Who who you think
- 27:22Speaker 1: you talking to? That's what I said? Who you think
- 27:25Speaker 1: you talking to? My phone? I got I got one
- 27:27Speaker 1: more thing to tell you before I get on three
- 27:29Speaker 1: years the lands words, I'm gonna safe. You're listening, Yeah,
- 27:33Speaker 1: I'm listening. Say what you gotta say? This is Nextew
- 27:36Speaker 1: Timmy from the Steve Harvey Morning Show. Your girlfriend got
- 27:40Speaker 1: me to pray phone call you? Oh my goodness, you're
- 27:46Speaker 1: dropping me. You gotta be free. Oh my God, oh God,
- 27:53Speaker 1: this is netthew Tommy people in the jail. What too much?
- 28:08Speaker 1: That that was too far? Okay, So Carla, let's just say,
- 28:12Speaker 1: you know, you insane, Quentin, you know, you know, let's
- 28:15Speaker 1: not say that everybody else. The manager told you what
- 28:25Speaker 1: the deal was. State. It was a state though, but
- 28:30Speaker 1: it was the next state over. I mean, it wasn't
- 28:32Speaker 1: you know, Texas in Louisiana. You know, it might be cold,
- 28:36Speaker 1: but we warm it up when it gets there. You
- 28:38Speaker 1: see what I'm saying. Oh, those are two small states.
- 28:41Speaker 1: Where are you performing? September twenty fourth, September twenty four
- 28:46Speaker 1: to twenty fifth. I go, I'm gonna be at the
- 28:48Speaker 1: improv in West Palm Beach, Florida. That's West Palm Beach, Florida.
- 28:52Speaker 1: That is September twenty four and twenty five. Tickets on
- 28:56Speaker 1: see right now Friday Insanity the Nephew coming back West
- 29:00Speaker 1: Palm Beach. Baby that IMPROD tickets on sale. Well, that
- 29:05Speaker 1: sounds good, Thank you, Nephew. Congratulations on your tour. Coming
- 29:09Speaker 1: up at the top of the hour, we'll have some
- 29:11Speaker 1: entertainment and national news for you right after this. You're
- 29:14Speaker 1: listening to show. Well, Republican Texas Governor Greg Abbott, who
- 29:22Speaker 1: opposes mass mandates. Remember that test positive for COVID nineteen.
- 29:27Speaker 1: This is according to CNN. He is fully vaccinated and
- 29:30Speaker 1: he is currently isolated in the governor's mansion his office.
- 29:34Speaker 1: So the governor is not experiencing any symptoms, but he
- 29:38Speaker 1: does have COVID nineteen. Yeah, he does it. He opposes it. Yeah, yeah,
- 29:47Speaker 1: he does not want Yeah. Yeah, I wonder how you'll
- 29:50Speaker 1: feel about it now? Yeah, well change. He had a
- 29:54Speaker 1: big event with a really really big event over the weekend,
- 29:58Speaker 1: one of those super spreaders. Mmmmmmmm. So I just don't
- 30:03Speaker 1: see him change in his mind. Terrible, he's terrible. He
- 30:08Speaker 1: is really really terrible. School starting in Texas. A lot
- 30:11Speaker 1: of school districts are in right, m Yeah, And now
- 30:17Speaker 1: you have it yourself. You're isolated in the governor's mansion,
- 30:20Speaker 1: and you still don't want to rethink the situation, your
- 30:22Speaker 1: position on this, right right? That's really sad, Yeah, it
- 30:28Speaker 1: really is. But did you hear about New Zealand the
- 30:31Speaker 1: country they had one case one in case they shut
- 30:34Speaker 1: down the whole country. Yes, to get rid of it. Yes,
- 30:39Speaker 1: that's how you do it, because it starts with one,
- 30:42Speaker 1: and then it spreads and spreads, it multiplies and multiplies. Yes,
- 30:45Speaker 1: leadership all right, switching gears and other entertainment news. Why
- 30:49Speaker 1: is there so much hate in the world? It seems
- 30:52Speaker 1: like we asked that question every day, right. According to TMZ,
- 30:56Speaker 1: Lizzo broke down on video over the weekend. She was
- 30:58Speaker 1: crying over being the subject of fat shaming and racist comments.
- 31:03Speaker 1: She said she noticed people go out of their way
- 31:05Speaker 1: to rip her and she couldn't make sense of it,
- 31:08Speaker 1: and all the hate was just getting to her. I mean,
- 31:11Speaker 1: you know, she's only human. You know, you can't take this.
- 31:14Speaker 1: This is a lot, This is a lot. Facebook has
- 31:17Speaker 1: started to remove the accounts of users who continue breaking
- 31:20Speaker 1: community guidelines around hate speech, harassment, and bullying. Think the
- 31:25Speaker 1: Lord Cardie bum has already come out strong in defense
- 31:29Speaker 1: of Zoe, and I'm sure she'll have a lot of
- 31:32Speaker 1: other you know, celebrities and just regular people on her
- 31:35Speaker 1: side because this stuff has got to stop. All the hate,
- 31:38Speaker 1: all the bullying, you know, and all of that. Yeah,
- 31:43Speaker 1: you know, and she loves herself, It is so evident,
- 31:46Speaker 1: you know how much she loves herself. But you know
- 31:51Speaker 1: she should, she should. She's positive she's talented. Yes, she's
- 31:57Speaker 1: a star, and all people do is just come after her,
- 32:01Speaker 1: hate on her. I'm sick. I'm sick of it. Yeah,
- 32:06Speaker 1: absolutely well, we love you, Lizzo and uh yeah we do.
- 32:11Speaker 1: Finally an entertainment news Common and Stevie Wonder. That sounds
- 32:16Speaker 1: like a good pairing, just right there, right, yes, anyway,
- 32:19Speaker 1: they're joining forces for the Stand Up to Cancer telethon.
- 32:23Speaker 1: This will be the seventh annually then and it drops
- 32:25Speaker 1: facts about cancer and cancer research in addition to sharing
- 32:29Speaker 1: survivor stories. Anthony Anderson or Boy, Anthony Sofiagara and Ken
- 32:36Speaker 1: Jong are hosting. It's called Stand Up to Cancer twenty
- 32:39Speaker 1: twenty one, and it airs on Saturday. We'll be watching that,
- 32:44Speaker 1: I'm sure. Yeah, yes, nice, yeah, nice. Nobody call me.
- 32:49Speaker 1: I'm sitting here, let me here, we go, nobody. You're right, yeah, yeah, Jay,
- 32:57Speaker 1: say what you want to say. Jay can't. Don't get it.
- 33:00Speaker 1: It's not good. Take care of yourself, eat right, exercise
- 33:03Speaker 1: and go to the doptor as much as you possibikin.
- 33:05Speaker 1: If you see a little bump, go check it out. Okay,
- 33:09Speaker 1: that's not what I was expecting. But he was talking
- 33:14Speaker 1: about hosting all right, come on, we gotta get to
- 33:19Speaker 1: the headlines. Jay, let's go. All right, everybody, it's time
- 33:23Speaker 1: for the news with miss Ann trip. Thanks guys, this
- 33:26Speaker 1: is a trip for the news. A spokesman for the
- 33:28Speaker 1: Taliban says they're declaring an amnesty across Afghanistan, while claiming
- 33:32Speaker 1: that the group does not want women to be victims.
- 33:35Speaker 1: The spokesman assist at the Taliban of twenty years ago,
- 33:38Speaker 1: he says, is not the Taliban of today. There's at
- 33:41Speaker 1: least one report that says things were a little calmer
- 33:43Speaker 1: and cowbell yesterday, that there was some open clinics and shops. However,
- 33:47Speaker 1: when it comes to the Taliban statements about all this
- 33:49Speaker 1: amnesty stuff and everything, Democrat extendator Chris Kon says that
- 33:53Speaker 1: sounds nice, but he'll believe it when he sees it.
- 33:55Speaker 1: I'm going to pay attention to what the Taliban do,
- 33:58Speaker 1: what they said at the negotiating table with Secretary of
- 34:01Speaker 1: Pompeo and President Trump, and the commitments they made in
- 34:04Speaker 1: Doha they have utterly failed to keep. By the way,
- 34:07Speaker 1: vacuifigation flights out of Afghanistan resumed yesterday. They were stopped
- 34:11Speaker 1: for a time while American forces restored order at Caval Airport,
- 34:15Speaker 1: where hundreds of Afghans storm the runway was all over TV.
- 34:18Speaker 1: I'm sure you saw the pictures in the newspapers, but
- 34:20Speaker 1: Major General Hank Taylor of the Joint Chief says, evacuations
- 34:24Speaker 1: have now been rent way up. Right now, we're looking
- 34:27Speaker 1: at one aircraft per hour in and out of h Kaya.
- 34:30Speaker 1: Repredict that our best effort could look like five thousand
- 34:33Speaker 1: to nine thousand passengers departing per day. But we are
- 34:36Speaker 1: mindful that a number of factors influenced this effort and
- 34:40Speaker 1: circumstances could change. But that's the goal Biden administrations flying
- 34:44Speaker 1: out American citizens, their family members, foreign nationals, Afghans who
- 34:48Speaker 1: worked with the US military and aid organizations, and others
- 34:51Speaker 1: who were now fueling at risk. Tropical Storm Grace dumped
- 34:55Speaker 1: heavy rains on the island of Hispanioli yesterday, in other words,
- 34:58Speaker 1: upon Haiti and the Dominican Republic. In Haiti, there have
- 35:01Speaker 1: been mud slides, blocking roads and making it difficult to
- 35:03Speaker 1: deliver much you needed supplies to quake victims. Meanwhile, the
- 35:07Speaker 1: death toll in Haiti has now risen to over nineteen
- 35:09Speaker 1: hundred people, with just under ten thousand people injured. New
- 35:14Speaker 1: Zealand's Prime Ministers Jacinda Ardrin says her government's putting the
- 35:18Speaker 1: whole country under a strict lockdown after doctors detected one
- 35:21Speaker 1: case of COVID nineteen just one. Meanwhile, Japan's extended its
- 35:25Speaker 1: coronavirus state of emergency in Tokyo and other regions until
- 35:28Speaker 1: September twelfth as COVID invection infections rather continue to spike.
- 35:33Speaker 1: There their plans for already vaccinated Americans to get a
- 35:36Speaker 1: third COVID shot, a full strength booster, starting next month.
- 35:40Speaker 1: And according to a just File lawsuit, singer and composer
- 35:43Speaker 1: Bob Dylan allegedly applied a twelve year old girl with
- 35:47Speaker 1: drugs and alcohol back in nineteen sixty five before sexually
- 35:50Speaker 1: abusing her a number of times in his Manhattan apartment.
- 35:53Speaker 1: The plane iff identified only as JC, a sixty eight
- 35:56Speaker 1: year old woman in Greenwich, Connecticut. Dylan spokesman says that
- 35:59Speaker 1: claim is untrue. Now back to the Steve Harvey Morning Show.
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- 44:19Speaker 1: Coming up next that is the nephew keep here with
- 44:21Speaker 1: the prank phone call. Right after this, you're listening to
- 44:25Speaker 1: the Steve Harvey Morning Show coming up at the top
- 44:28Speaker 1: of the hour. Right about four minutes after, it's my
- 44:31Speaker 1: strawberry letter for today, the subject my dream turned into
- 44:36Speaker 1: a nightmare. Oh that's about we'll get into it and
- 44:40Speaker 1: just a little bit. But right now the nephew is
- 44:43Speaker 1: in the building with today's prank phone call. What you
- 44:46Speaker 1: got for us with craziness? Do you have for us
- 44:49Speaker 1: right now? Got it? I need you to wash me?
- 44:55Speaker 1: What I need you to wash me? I'm out, I'm out. Okay,
- 45:05Speaker 1: let's go get dog. I need you to wash me. Oh,
- 45:11Speaker 1: it's a great day. Nursery this is Felicia. I'm trying
- 45:15Speaker 1: to get somebody to come down here to five O one.
- 45:18Speaker 1: I'm sorry, five whole one. I need somebody to come
- 45:21Speaker 1: down here to five on one and and clean me up. Sir.
- 45:25Speaker 1: I think you might have the wrong number. This is
- 45:29Speaker 1: the nurse. Is the nurse. I need the nurse to
- 45:32Speaker 1: come down here to five whole one and clean me up. Sir.
- 45:35Speaker 1: This is the nursery, not the nurse. I think you
- 45:37Speaker 1: might have dowed the wrong number. No't I need to
- 45:41Speaker 1: talk to where nurse a city, that's who normally clean
- 45:46Speaker 1: me up. I need to come down here clean me up, sir.
- 45:49Speaker 1: I really do think you have the wrong number. Where
- 45:52Speaker 1: are you calling from? Who? Who? Who is this here?
- 45:56Speaker 1: This is Felicia. I'm the director here at the nursery.
- 46:00Speaker 1: That's what I say. I need the nurse up come
- 46:02Speaker 1: down here to clean me up. I'm been playing and
- 46:06Speaker 1: every all this stuff to clean me up because I've
- 46:09Speaker 1: been sitting here a long time. I ain't nobody call sir.
- 46:13Speaker 1: I think you dialed the wrong number. If you tell
- 46:15Speaker 1: me where you are, I can try to help you.
- 46:18Speaker 1: But I ain't done the wrong number. I need somebody
- 46:21Speaker 1: to come down here and clean me up. This ain't right,
- 46:24Speaker 1: y'all pose the bill, y'all post the guetio ever I
- 46:29Speaker 1: pot comes check on the Ain't nobody come check on
- 46:31Speaker 1: me yet? Okay, well, I apologize, but you have the
- 46:34Speaker 1: wrong number. Try hanging up and then dialing this the
- 46:38Speaker 1: nurse station. Sir, this is a nursery. We take care
- 46:41Speaker 1: of children here. This is not the nurse station. I'm
- 46:45Speaker 1: not a child, I said, it's this the nurse station.
- 46:50Speaker 1: I'm sorry you're not listening to me. This is not
- 46:53Speaker 1: the nurse station. This is a nursery. We have children here.
- 46:57Speaker 1: We take care of children. So I think you die
- 46:59Speaker 1: the wrong number. No, they said that they pull to
- 47:03Speaker 1: come clean up every hour, they pull to come check
- 47:06Speaker 1: on that. I belt on money three hours. They're nobody
- 47:09Speaker 1: comes to check on me yet. No that I need
- 47:11Speaker 1: somebody to come clean me up in the bad playing
- 47:15Speaker 1: a fool, and they just they they just don't come
- 47:19Speaker 1: check on its like they pull the check on them.
- 47:21Speaker 1: They I am checkholders. I'm really sorry that they have
- 47:25Speaker 1: not come to check on you and your your bad pants.
- 47:28Speaker 1: So why would they let us sue here like they do? Okay,
- 47:31Speaker 1: so just listen to what I'm saying. This is a
- 47:35Speaker 1: nursery we take here of small children. This is not
- 47:39Speaker 1: the nurses station. Song. Oh my grandkid, I got small
- 47:42Speaker 1: children as my grandkids. I got about for the two
- 47:45Speaker 1: grandkids that comes in on Sunday. But soon they leave
- 47:51Speaker 1: the people at the nurse stairs, and that they treat
- 47:53Speaker 1: me bad, leave me here like there's here two three hours.
- 47:56Speaker 1: I'm a bad come check on. Can you come down
- 47:58Speaker 1: and check this bad play? Sir? I can't do that.
- 48:01Speaker 1: I need to get back to the kids here that
- 48:04Speaker 1: I'm if we take care of etsy my kids. No,
- 48:07Speaker 1: my kids don't come till they come on Sunday. They
- 48:10Speaker 1: come and over a sudden out to judge and they
- 48:12Speaker 1: come sleep. Do they Okay? Okay, Well I'm glad your
- 48:15Speaker 1: kids come see you. And I'm going to get off
- 48:18Speaker 1: the phone now. But I hang up. You just down
- 48:21Speaker 1: the number right when you get off, you're gonna come
- 48:24Speaker 1: down here and come thick and clean me up. I'm
- 48:26Speaker 1: not going to do that, but I'm going to let
- 48:28Speaker 1: you call back, gonna come clean me up? Why are
- 48:32Speaker 1: you gonna do that? Brothers? Do it, sir. I'm not
- 48:35Speaker 1: a nurse. I'm a teacher. When when when? When? When? When? When?
- 48:39Speaker 1: When I was coming through, people proposed to do the job.
- 48:43Speaker 1: You do what the job or whatever your job or
- 48:46Speaker 1: that what you do. I work farther two years straight
- 48:50Speaker 1: and I did my job. Okay, I'm a teacher. They
- 48:54Speaker 1: come on down here and do what you're supposed to do.
- 48:57Speaker 1: I don't clean bed pain. You know why. I go,
- 48:59Speaker 1: y'all are your fault. Don't do your job. The damn it.
- 49:03Speaker 1: You're gonna make me man, if you're gonna get you down,
- 49:05Speaker 1: you get you down here. Uh, I'm going to ask
- 49:09Speaker 1: that you're not talk to me like that. Dot come
- 49:13Speaker 1: clean this bad bit and clean me up. I ain't
- 49:16Speaker 1: gonned to be sitting here like this all the time.
- 49:18Speaker 1: What's your name again? It's Felicia, and I have a
- 49:21Speaker 1: nis really really nice because down here right now, please
- 49:26Speaker 1: do not speak to me like that. I'm trying to know.
- 49:32Speaker 1: You're gonna calm down and quit talking to me like that.
- 49:35Speaker 1: I'm trying to help you. Now. That's just rude speaking
- 49:37Speaker 1: to me like that that. This is a nursery. Read
- 49:41Speaker 1: you a noise ball to do? You get you down
- 49:45Speaker 1: here right now. I'm time him, But David, you're not
- 49:50Speaker 1: gonna talk to me like that, that's just rude and disrespectful.
- 49:53Speaker 1: Don't take to me like that. When you're talking about kick,
- 49:56Speaker 1: I will kick yo in the wheelchair. This seems to
- 49:59Speaker 1: be the on and likes. You understand it's me talking
- 50:01Speaker 1: to you crazy since you're talking to me crazy when
- 50:04Speaker 1: you get is not coming down that you stay in
- 50:09Speaker 1: that stink? How about bet what you heard me? I
- 50:13Speaker 1: said you stay in that stak. I'm not cleaning. No,
- 50:15Speaker 1: I've been trying to tell you for the past five minutes,
- 50:18Speaker 1: but you won't shut up long enough to listen. Long
- 50:21Speaker 1: you gonna get hidiot. I am not coming down there
- 50:24Speaker 1: to clean your Why not? I've been trying to tell
- 50:29Speaker 1: you that's not my job. You dial the wrong number.
- 50:33Speaker 1: I'm talking to you. Who are you talking to like that?
- 50:37Speaker 1: We'll bring it on there if you think you've been
- 50:39Speaker 1: hitting your wheelchair and make it down here to the
- 50:41Speaker 1: nursery to what my and come the hell owned listen
- 50:45Speaker 1: when you were taking message from it and give it
- 50:48Speaker 1: to somebody? What what? What's your what's your message done?
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- 51:05Speaker 1: You you got that bought yeah, I got that for okay, dude.
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- 51:23Speaker 1: What does that say? I don't know. Nephew taught me,
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- 51:33Speaker 1: Alwy Morning, Your Baby. You just got break by your
- 51:37Speaker 1: sister Nita. Oh while you were sitting up there like
- 51:46Speaker 1: what in the world? Yeah, yeah, then you got me?
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- 53:30Speaker 1: Y'all gonna get a kid pack all right, all right,
- 53:33Speaker 1: thank you, Matthew. Coming up next my Strawberry Letter, the
- 53:37Speaker 1: subject my dream turned into a nightmare. We'll get into
- 53:40Speaker 1: it right after this. You're listening to Steve Harvey Morning Show.
- 53:45Speaker 1: All right, guys, time now for today's Strawberry Letter and listen.
- 53:49Speaker 1: If you need advice on relationships, dating, work, sex, parenting,
- 53:52Speaker 1: and more, please submit your Strawberry Letter to Steve Harvey
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- 54:02Speaker 1: that that's for you, Jay. We could be reading your
- 54:05Speaker 1: letter live on the air, just like we're gonna do
- 54:07Speaker 1: this one right here, right now. Buckle up, hold on tight,
- 54:11Speaker 1: We got it far you here. It is the Strawberry Letter,
- 54:15Speaker 1: all right, Thank your nephew. Subject, my dream turned into
- 54:18Speaker 1: a nightmare. Nightmare, Dear Stephen Shirley. I thought I was
- 54:22Speaker 1: married to the woman of my dreams. She's forty two
- 54:25Speaker 1: and I'm thirty eight, And it doesn't matter that she
- 54:27Speaker 1: was older than me or taller than me by a
- 54:29Speaker 1: few inches. She's sixty one and I'm five ten. My
- 54:33Speaker 1: mother has never liked her, and she said I need
- 54:36Speaker 1: to watch myself around her. She also calls her my
- 54:39Speaker 1: bodyguard because she's so big. We dated for two years
- 54:44Speaker 1: before we got married, and I vowed to be her
- 54:46Speaker 1: protector because her ex husband was abusive. I let her
- 54:50Speaker 1: control the money early on, and she treated me like
- 54:53Speaker 1: a king. A week ago, I told my wife I'd
- 54:56Speaker 1: like to get a bigger home since my bachelor pad
- 54:59Speaker 1: is too small and old. She got mad and said
- 55:03Speaker 1: I didn't need to spend money on nonsense, and our
- 55:06Speaker 1: home was fine. My best friend works at a mortgage company,
- 55:09Speaker 1: so I went to talk with him about loans and
- 55:11Speaker 1: down payments. I asked him to run my credit and
- 55:15Speaker 1: my wife's credit. One of his co workers, who I'd
- 55:18Speaker 1: never met, came into his office and said he needed
- 55:21Speaker 1: to talk to me. Without warning, he fired off that
- 55:24Speaker 1: my wife is a thief and she put her ex
- 55:27Speaker 1: husband in the hospital because he found out she had
- 55:30Speaker 1: opened several credit cards in his name. He said she
- 55:34Speaker 1: body slammed the guy and sprained his neck. As I
- 55:38Speaker 1: was processing this information, my friend showed me her credit
- 55:42Speaker 1: info and there was a foreclosure of bankruptcy and alias,
- 55:46Speaker 1: and her credit score was below six hundred. The other
- 55:49Speaker 1: guy said he's related to my wife's ex husband and
- 55:53Speaker 1: she loves beating up men. He said she will beat
- 55:56Speaker 1: me and steal from me if I'm not careful. I
- 55:59Speaker 1: need to be sure this guy is being truthful before
- 56:02Speaker 1: I jump to conclusions. My wife did not tell me
- 56:04Speaker 1: about a bankruptcy or the fake name she used to
- 56:07Speaker 1: go by. What if? What if she's hiding other stuff.
- 56:11Speaker 1: What in the world am I supposed to do? Okay? Well,
- 56:14Speaker 1: first of all, your wife probably wouldn't tell you about
- 56:17Speaker 1: the bankruptcy and the foreclosure and her alias. Okay, if
- 56:21Speaker 1: she's doing all this stuff, and what if she is
- 56:24Speaker 1: hiding other stuff. If she did all this, I guarantee
- 56:27Speaker 1: you she's hiding other stuff. What are you supposed to do?
- 56:31Speaker 1: Um a lot? Okay. First of all, you say she
- 56:36Speaker 1: went from treating you like a king and then she
- 56:39Speaker 1: got mad that you that you asked about getting a
- 56:42Speaker 1: new house because yours is small and it's old. Why
- 56:45Speaker 1: would she get mad about she wanting a bigger and
- 56:48Speaker 1: better house. I think something's up because that really doesn't
- 56:52Speaker 1: sound right. So I think you need to get her
- 56:54Speaker 1: your financial orders, your financial affairs in order. I need
- 56:58Speaker 1: you to actually go inside a bank and speak to
- 57:02Speaker 1: someone about your account. Get in that bank and talk
- 57:05Speaker 1: to someone, find out what's going on, everything that's going
- 57:08Speaker 1: on with it. For all you know, you might be
- 57:10Speaker 1: wiped out already, So time is of the essence. Okay,
- 57:13Speaker 1: that could be why she got so mad. Then you
- 57:17Speaker 1: need to open a whole separate account at another bank
- 57:20Speaker 1: that your wife knows nothing about at least until you
- 57:23Speaker 1: find out what's going on. Then check your credit scores,
- 57:27Speaker 1: because it only gave your wife credit scores, not yours.
- 57:30Speaker 1: You need to get ahead of this situation, I say,
- 57:33Speaker 1: and do it asap. Okay, if what they're saying about
- 57:36Speaker 1: your lovely wife is true, you could be in some
- 57:38Speaker 1: serious money trouble here. And she's way bigger than you
- 57:42Speaker 1: six one and you're just Tommy's type five ten. Your
- 57:46Speaker 1: mommy doesn't like her for a reason, Okay, and you
- 57:49Speaker 1: know mom's know these things. So why were you? I
- 57:53Speaker 1: get on it and get to the bank. All right, Tommy,
- 57:55Speaker 1: what you got? All right? First, I'm a little worried
- 57:59Speaker 1: about what I've heard. First and foremost, we got to
- 58:02Speaker 1: proceed with culture. She's six one, you five ten. I'm
- 58:08Speaker 1: guessing she's probably two twenty five one eight. You already
- 58:11Speaker 1: at a disadvantage, all right. She ever didly has experienced
- 58:15Speaker 1: at body slamming. All right, So you know you got
- 58:19Speaker 1: your hands full. Now. Your mama told you what she say.
- 58:23Speaker 1: Mama say some ain't right. Now. I ain't saying Mama's
- 58:26Speaker 1: is always right, but they rarely all wrong. But we
- 58:31Speaker 1: got to find out the truth about everything. That's what
- 58:34Speaker 1: we got to do, right, We got to proceed with caution. Now, listen,
- 58:37Speaker 1: you can't ask her. You cannot ask her about this
- 58:41Speaker 1: in this little bit of house y'all living that right there,
- 58:45Speaker 1: That is not the spot to ask her. I probmise
- 58:48Speaker 1: you're gonna get body slam and a possible neck broke.
- 58:50Speaker 1: So you got to make sure what you need to do.
- 58:52Speaker 1: You need to confront her. This needs to be in
- 58:55Speaker 1: a well lit area and heavily population. Okay, it needs
- 59:00Speaker 1: to be a lot of people around. Then, need to
- 59:02Speaker 1: be a lot of light. You know how when we
- 59:03Speaker 1: get pulled up by the police, Well we wait, we
- 59:06Speaker 1: wait till we get up out of the services where
- 59:08Speaker 1: there's a lot of light. Now, when I say well
- 59:10Speaker 1: lit and heavily populated, it don't need to be a steakhouse.
- 59:14Speaker 1: It's too many knives there. That's not what a good play.
- 59:16Speaker 1: That's not good all right, that's not a good place
- 59:19Speaker 1: to bring this up. Go to a place ain't got
- 59:22Speaker 1: nothing but spoons, you know what I mean? Like like
- 59:24Speaker 1: basking round and ain't no pass and you can ask
- 59:27Speaker 1: this la. You can ask her exactly how you feeling.
- 59:31Speaker 1: But I'm just letting you know. I think I think
- 59:33Speaker 1: they're telling the truth about it. I think you your
- 59:36Speaker 1: woman is a fraud. I think your mama is right.
- 59:39Speaker 1: So I promise you you better get out where you
- 59:41Speaker 1: can get out to like like Shirley say, switch your
- 59:43Speaker 1: money up, get your money right, and then be able
- 59:45Speaker 1: to bag out of this situation. Ye go heat yeah,
- 59:49Speaker 1: all right, all right to Jay, Jay, what's your God?
- 59:53Speaker 1: My dream turned into a nightmare. It's like a gospel play,
- 59:57Speaker 1: the old gospel play. The play was called your Arms
- 1:00:00Speaker 1: Too Short, the bumps with your wife after. But it's
- 1:00:05Speaker 1: a great and the only way you're going to get
- 1:00:09Speaker 1: out of this. You need to get you some strong
- 1:00:12Speaker 1: climbing rope. It's got to be climbing rope. And why
- 1:00:15Speaker 1: because she'll break regular rope. I'm telling you that. I
- 1:00:18Speaker 1: know she'll pop right through it. You know, he just
- 1:00:20Speaker 1: she'll bite through it. All right, hold on, hold on,
- 1:00:23Speaker 1: we'll let you finish when we come back. Strawberry Letter,
- 1:00:27Speaker 1: my dream turned into a nightmare. This is crazy. We'll
- 1:00:31Speaker 1: have part two and we'll recap at twenty three minutes
- 1:00:34Speaker 1: after the hour. Right after this, you're listening Stave Harvey
- 1:00:38Speaker 1: Morning show. All right, guys, let's recap today. Strawberry letter,
- 1:00:42Speaker 1: the subject my dream turned into a nightmare, A man
- 1:00:46Speaker 1: wrote in He's thirty eight years old, married to a
- 1:00:48Speaker 1: woman who's forty two. He's five ten Tommy's heights. She's
- 1:00:52Speaker 1: six one more like. I mean, you know what I
- 1:00:56Speaker 1: thought one time was enough, but now it's taller you.
- 1:01:01Speaker 1: You don't have to circle and a half. You need
- 1:01:10Speaker 1: your half? All right, all right, he's shorter than Tommy.
- 1:01:13Speaker 1: All right, here we go. He says his mother has
- 1:01:18Speaker 1: never liked her. She told him that he needed to
- 1:01:22Speaker 1: watch himself around her. She called his wife his bodyguard
- 1:01:27Speaker 1: because she's so big. They dated a couple of years
- 1:01:29Speaker 1: before they got married. He vowed to protect her because
- 1:01:33Speaker 1: her ex husband, he heard, according to her, was abusive.
- 1:01:36Speaker 1: He said he let her control the money early on,
- 1:01:39Speaker 1: and she treated him like a king until he asked
- 1:01:43Speaker 1: her about moving to a bigger home because his bachelor
- 1:01:47Speaker 1: pad was old and too small. She got mad and
- 1:01:50Speaker 1: said she didn't need He didn't need to spend money
- 1:01:52Speaker 1: on nonsense, and their home was fine. He went to
- 1:01:55Speaker 1: his friend who worked as a mortgage lender. They found
- 1:01:59Speaker 1: out that the wife is pretty much a scammer. She
- 1:02:02Speaker 1: has several credit cards in his name. UM, she's filed
- 1:02:07Speaker 1: for bankruptcy, she has a foreclosure on her she uses
- 1:02:11Speaker 1: an alias, and her credit score is below six hundred UM.
- 1:02:15Speaker 1: So you know, they also said that she likes beating
- 1:02:18Speaker 1: up on men and all of this. So now the
- 1:02:22Speaker 1: husband is trying to find out what should he do
- 1:02:24Speaker 1: and why hasn't she been truthful? And she wants to
- 1:02:27Speaker 1: find He wants to find out, you know what situation
- 1:02:32Speaker 1: because I didn't tell him anything about this. So Jay,
- 1:02:36Speaker 1: you started off saying, I was saying that in order
- 1:02:41Speaker 1: for you to leave the situation. So what you need
- 1:02:42Speaker 1: to do is get you some strong, regular rope. It's
- 1:02:44Speaker 1: got to be clamming rope up good and tight, and
- 1:02:50Speaker 1: then wake up up. You wake up, so she'll notice
- 1:02:54Speaker 1: that she's tied up, but she can't get to it.
- 1:02:57Speaker 1: You know. You let me go. Yeah, and we ain't
- 1:02:59Speaker 1: gonna you a damn thing because you tied up. You
- 1:03:02Speaker 1: don't get out of it. Well, you won't get out
- 1:03:04Speaker 1: about that, you're not getting out? Yeah, Well if I was,
- 1:03:08Speaker 1: yeah whatever whatever, yeah, yeah, And you just talk as
- 1:03:12Speaker 1: much as you can and then pack your stuff in
- 1:03:15Speaker 1: your little tiny bags and then you back on out.
- 1:03:22Speaker 1: He needs lever. That is not gonna work out. When
- 1:03:26Speaker 1: will you in a relationship with a woman that can
- 1:03:28Speaker 1: pick you up and body slam you. If you never,
- 1:03:31Speaker 1: it's never gonna be good. Yeah, I'm surprised you didn't
- 1:03:37Speaker 1: say duct take though people on the airplane? Jay, all right,
- 1:03:44Speaker 1: duct taper? All right? Come on, Junior, what you guy?
- 1:03:51Speaker 1: My dream turned into a nightmare? Hey man? Hey man,
- 1:03:53Speaker 1: I mean I'm just talking to him. Hey man, but
- 1:03:56Speaker 1: get what Jay told you. Don't do none of that.
- 1:03:59Speaker 1: Don't don't tie hey man, You need to run yet,
- 1:04:04Speaker 1: get on, You need to run, and you need restraining
- 1:04:07Speaker 1: order because you're not listening to the information you wrote
- 1:04:09Speaker 1: in your own leather. This is not a woman to
- 1:04:11Speaker 1: be played with. Okay, let me just show you what
- 1:04:14Speaker 1: you wrote, because you'd obviously didn't hear because I know
- 1:04:17Speaker 1: when something about because you didn't hear what you wrote. Okay,
- 1:04:19Speaker 1: you said you went to the office and he said
- 1:04:21Speaker 1: he needed to talk to me. Does his co worker
- 1:04:24Speaker 1: from another room saw you in there? You don't even
- 1:04:27Speaker 1: know him. You know how he know you because he
- 1:04:29Speaker 1: is related to her ex husband. He said, I'll be damned,
- 1:04:32Speaker 1: that's darrel. He been trying to talk to you for
- 1:04:36Speaker 1: I'll be damned that go down. He came right on
- 1:04:38Speaker 1: in there, he said, without warning, he find out that
- 1:04:43Speaker 1: my wife is a thief, and she put her ex
- 1:04:45Speaker 1: husband in the hospital because she had opened several credit cards.
- 1:04:50Speaker 1: He got in the hospital over credit cards. It wasn't
- 1:04:55Speaker 1: even nothing deep, just because he put him in the
- 1:04:58Speaker 1: high What you think she's gonna do to you? You
- 1:05:00Speaker 1: are getting that information, she gonna kill you job digging
- 1:05:05Speaker 1: up information? He got in the hospital over credit card.
- 1:05:09Speaker 1: Body slammed, sprang and stick. You wrote this, You don't
- 1:05:12Speaker 1: even hear your own water. And I was in the
- 1:05:15Speaker 1: process of as I was in the process of process
- 1:05:18Speaker 1: of the information, my friends showed me her credit info
- 1:05:21Speaker 1: and that was a far closure of bankruptcy and aliens
- 1:05:25Speaker 1: and her credits calls below six hundred. You didn't seen this.
- 1:05:29Speaker 1: You bet not go back home and say, hey, what
- 1:05:33Speaker 1: about that foe closure? What about that bankruptcy and what
- 1:05:36Speaker 1: about that aliens? Your ass is fitna get killed. Let
- 1:05:41Speaker 1: me tell you something about people who find out see
- 1:05:43Speaker 1: the reason why they put people in protective custom and
- 1:05:46Speaker 1: give them the negas so they don't die. You're gonna
- 1:05:50Speaker 1: bring up her aliens to her. You wrote this, get
- 1:05:53Speaker 1: your ass somewhere else. Nita's woman alone, she already six one.
- 1:05:58Speaker 1: That meant her shoe sizes being than yours, her high
- 1:06:00Speaker 1: thing in you, her white thign you your little last
- 1:06:04Speaker 1: need to go into protective custody that i'd been doing.
- 1:06:07Speaker 1: I call it your wife gonna kill you. I'm telling you,
- 1:06:11Speaker 1: agree with your ass. Got to after this, let her
- 1:06:13Speaker 1: go off to because once she hit you talking by her,
- 1:06:16Speaker 1: ain't that the people got an alias, a fourth closure
- 1:06:19Speaker 1: and a bank brother and of course and the sixth one, yes,
- 1:06:25Speaker 1: six one, I'm which side fourteen men? But Junior, the
- 1:06:31Speaker 1: mother told him she the mother never liked am. I'm
- 1:06:34Speaker 1: afraid of a two mama afraid of the mama probably
- 1:06:40Speaker 1: you know, gonna tell all right, Junior, Thank you, guys.
- 1:06:45Speaker 1: Poster comments on Today's Strawberry Letter and Steve HARVEFM on
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- 1:06:51Speaker 1: on demand coming up in forty six minutes after the hour.
- 1:06:55Speaker 1: Junior Sports Talk right after this, you're listening, Steven, All right,
- 1:07:01Speaker 1: come on, Junior, it is time for sports talk. What
- 1:07:04Speaker 1: you got oh, okay, sure I will do that, but
- 1:07:06Speaker 1: right now, I don't forget Burmingham that I won't be
- 1:07:09Speaker 1: in the stardom in Burmingham's Labor Day weekend September third, fourth,
- 1:07:13Speaker 1: and fifth. Get two shows Friday, two shows, sad A
- 1:07:15Speaker 1: one show Sunday. Get the tickets at stardomb dot com.
- 1:07:17Speaker 1: That's shorty, get sports talk off. Have a poem to
- 1:07:19Speaker 1: the day two shirts. I'm dumbling up on you. I'm
- 1:07:22Speaker 1: doubling up on your two right now. Double up. Yeah,
- 1:07:25Speaker 1: So sports talk wise, I just want to say, first thing,
- 1:07:28Speaker 1: I give a shout out to the Atlanta Falcons. They're
- 1:07:30Speaker 1: the first team to be fully vaccinated. The Falcons have
- 1:07:33Speaker 1: a vaccination rate of ninety two. So that's great news
- 1:07:36Speaker 1: for league. That's great news. They are actually taking the
- 1:07:39Speaker 1: COVID thing serious in Atlanta. Man, Yeah, congratulations about the
- 1:07:42Speaker 1: only thing we might win. But damn it, we got
- 1:07:44Speaker 1: the back, but we beat the vaccination. We know that now,
- 1:07:52Speaker 1: Bravey to today's poem. The title of today's poem is
- 1:07:55Speaker 1: called football is Back. That's what it's called. That's really
- 1:07:59Speaker 1: have a lot of time, got it through. So here
- 1:08:02Speaker 1: we go. Blue thirty two, Blue thirty two I'm so
- 1:08:06Speaker 1: glad that football is back. When your friend team loses,
- 1:08:09Speaker 1: you can talk smack. Red thirty three, Red thirty three,
- 1:08:13Speaker 1: I'm so glad that the football is back. I've tried
- 1:08:16Speaker 1: to watch corn tossing dot thorn, but that stuff is wet.
- 1:08:19Speaker 1: Oh my haw, oh my hawk. I'm so glad that
- 1:08:22Speaker 1: football is back. When y'all know nothing going to the championship,
- 1:08:26Speaker 1: and that's just a natural fact. Red thirty three, Rend
- 1:08:29Speaker 1: thirty three, Blue Flame, Blue Flame. So all of the
- 1:08:32Speaker 1: chicken wings, beer and bofo sauce that would be j
- 1:08:35Speaker 1: Anthony Brown's hot sauce, behaba narrow garlic, peaching pepper, and
- 1:08:41Speaker 1: they got cayenne. Oh and don't forget this nuts. That's
- 1:08:44Speaker 1: what you call a shameless plug. Now back to the
- 1:08:47Speaker 1: palm green Grain eighty. I'm so glad that football is back.
- 1:08:51Speaker 1: Now I feel like my life will be back on track.
- 1:08:53Speaker 1: D End, The commercion was longer than the pom any
- 1:09:01Speaker 1: other than you. Thank you for that shameless play. About
- 1:09:05Speaker 1: to tell you all that go with football football? Why did?
- 1:09:11Speaker 1: Why am I snapping my fingers like it was good?
- 1:09:17Speaker 1: Y'all wasn't ready for them for the audibles. I was
- 1:09:19Speaker 1: throwing in now not let me ask you was that
- 1:09:22Speaker 1: real stuff? It was the stuff you're making up, know that?
- 1:09:25Speaker 1: That stuff they just say on the field when the
- 1:09:26Speaker 1: quarterback be hollow. Now you're like, you know, like Payton
- 1:09:29Speaker 1: Manny's known for like Mama, Yeah, I was throwing audible.
- 1:09:34Speaker 1: Doesn't somebody have a halle Halle Halle Berry Holly Berry. Yeah.
- 1:09:39Speaker 1: I get to watch out that? And in league you
- 1:09:44Speaker 1: have made it. Yeah, got that now here Russell wisten
- 1:09:49Speaker 1: up on the center, Watch out that. Now, watch out that.
- 1:09:51Speaker 1: Now that's what they say when you get hit. Yeah,
- 1:09:59Speaker 1: thank you, thank you. Junior. Coming up at the top
- 1:10:02Speaker 1: of the hour, more laughter, more ignorant, and of course
- 1:10:05Speaker 1: time to look into the mind of the one and
- 1:10:07Speaker 1: only Jay Anthony Brown. Oh lord, right after this, you're
- 1:10:11Speaker 1: listening Morning show. All right, Come on, Tommy, it is
- 1:10:17Speaker 1: time for you to introduce your boy, the president of
- 1:10:20Speaker 1: Team Tommy. Ladies and gentlemen, getting ready. We're going deep,
- 1:10:24Speaker 1: deep into the mind, a mind that you've never traveled
- 1:10:26Speaker 1: through before. This one is dangerous. This one's scary. We
- 1:10:29Speaker 1: have on triple seatbelts. Be aware, be careful, but it
- 1:10:32Speaker 1: is going to be an explore the one and only
- 1:10:34Speaker 1: the mind of Jay Anthony Brown. Hi Jay, Hey guys.
- 1:10:39Speaker 1: First of all, I'm gonna be in the Shoutott this weekend.
- 1:10:42Speaker 1: Oh this is twenty one, y'all check me and I'll
- 1:10:44Speaker 1: be there. But here's today. I want to tell you
- 1:10:46Speaker 1: something that I'm working on. I don't know if you
- 1:10:48Speaker 1: know about it. It's gonna be big with Broadway opening
- 1:10:51Speaker 1: back up, I'm working on a big, major production. It's
- 1:10:56Speaker 1: called Caring the Opera. So I'm working on it, you know,
- 1:11:05Speaker 1: and from the movie of the Thing, Yeah, from the
- 1:11:08Speaker 1: movie of the same name, Karen, It's Caring the Opera,
- 1:11:10Speaker 1: and it's gonna be all the classic opera songs. So
- 1:11:14Speaker 1: it'll start off with like you know that the Bathos,
- 1:11:16Speaker 1: get out the park, Get out of the park, Get
- 1:11:20Speaker 1: out the park, Get out the park, get out. And
- 1:11:22Speaker 1: then the black people say, leave us alone, people us alone.
- 1:11:26Speaker 1: People don't leave us alone, leave us alone. And then
- 1:11:31Speaker 1: and then when the p and then when the police
- 1:11:35Speaker 1: come in to break it up. We're gonna use the
- 1:11:38Speaker 1: William tell overture, you know, the long way here to
- 1:11:40Speaker 1: come here, to come here, to come come come here,
- 1:11:42Speaker 1: you come here, to come here, come, come, come, come here,
- 1:11:44Speaker 1: Come come come. Did it come? Did it come? You know?
- 1:11:48Speaker 1: And that's that's that's some of the things that I'm
- 1:11:51Speaker 1: working on. It's Caring the Opera. And it takes place
- 1:11:54Speaker 1: in the Central Park with the black people um um
- 1:11:58Speaker 1: and mining their business. And I have another song, leave
- 1:12:01Speaker 1: us alone. We'll command you own that business. Leave go
- 1:12:05Speaker 1: to hell without bothering you. You know. So it's gonna be.
- 1:12:10Speaker 1: It's gonna a lot of protection going. Yeah, that's a
- 1:12:15Speaker 1: bad I love it. I love it. I love it.
- 1:12:18Speaker 1: The last song. I'm using this from the Nutcracker then
- 1:12:21Speaker 1: and then and he come to white people, don't look
- 1:12:27Speaker 1: that way. I mean it's gonna when I put it
- 1:12:32Speaker 1: all together, Carrying the Opera, it's gonna be. I mean,
- 1:12:36Speaker 1: I'm in the early stages of it now, you know. Okay,
- 1:12:42Speaker 1: you want someone, you can get you. I love it.
- 1:12:45Speaker 1: I love this right man carrying the hosp Brollian. We
- 1:12:51Speaker 1: went deep into his mind, to his mind. That's about
- 1:12:55Speaker 1: a mile and a half deep. That's about a mile
- 1:12:59Speaker 1: that's gonna be. That's gonna be nice. Man. Ye did
- 1:13:05Speaker 1: it come here? Didn't come here to come come home?
- 1:13:09Speaker 1: The police, he didn't come here and come here and
- 1:13:10Speaker 1: come come come. He didn't come here and come here
- 1:13:12Speaker 1: it come come come. That's really really sad. It's creative though.
- 1:13:21Speaker 1: I would go watch it though, for sure, and you
- 1:13:25Speaker 1: know what, and we'll be sitting there like I need
- 1:13:27Speaker 1: this apart with a white silet your phone. Who's playing
- 1:13:36Speaker 1: Karen though, who's playing Caring? Oh? Yeah, gotta cast we
- 1:13:40Speaker 1: gotta cast this thing. Yeah, Meryl Street, Meryl Street, May Street.
- 1:13:47Speaker 1: That would be good, be great actress, gleg close. I
- 1:13:53Speaker 1: like made an attraction. Yeah, but she's not your menacing
- 1:13:58Speaker 1: white woman, and that's what I need. That more men,
- 1:14:02Speaker 1: more nosy, you know, more be ignored. Dad, Are you
- 1:14:08Speaker 1: kidding me? Right there? Hey? Hey Jay, Jay is casting
- 1:14:11Speaker 1: this and I can't Jay say she's not caring? Is
- 1:14:14Speaker 1: she's not caring? And then she's too she's too she's
- 1:14:19Speaker 1: too tall to be caring. I want caring to be short,
- 1:14:21Speaker 1: you know. I wanted to be Kathy batestand yeah, there
- 1:14:25Speaker 1: you go. Yeah, and then we'll close it out with
- 1:14:30Speaker 1: the Nutcracker. So get up the park because two white
- 1:14:33Speaker 1: people are coming up the park, Like, we can have
- 1:14:38Speaker 1: a fun, nobody, we never have no fun with it.
- 1:14:40Speaker 1: We can never have no fun and what's up? What's that?
- 1:14:44Speaker 1: Put it all together, It's gonna be gonna be great.
- 1:14:47Speaker 1: All right, Jay, Well, please work on that because we
- 1:14:49Speaker 1: all want to see that. Right coming up more of
- 1:14:53Speaker 1: the Steve Harvey Morning Show at twenty minutes after the
- 1:14:56Speaker 1: hour right after this. You're listening Steve Harvey Morning Show.
- 1:15:02Speaker 1: All right, guys, here's something to think about. If a
- 1:15:06Speaker 1: parent knowingly sends their kid to school with COVID, should
- 1:15:10Speaker 1: there be legal ramifications? All right, listen to this. More
- 1:15:15Speaker 1: than eighty students were potentially exposed to COVID nineteen on
- 1:15:19Speaker 1: the first day of class and a Reno, Nevada on
- 1:15:21Speaker 1: Monday after a parents sent their child to hers middle
- 1:15:25Speaker 1: school despite both a parent and child receiving a positive
- 1:15:28Speaker 1: COVID nineteen test just two days earlier. What the exposed
- 1:15:33Speaker 1: students had to quarantine at home and started distance learning
- 1:15:36Speaker 1: on Tuesday. So do you think this parents should be
- 1:15:39Speaker 1: fined or persecuted, prosecuted if you know it? Yes, yes, yeah,
- 1:15:45Speaker 1: this is crazy. Yeah, but I mean we all know
- 1:15:49Speaker 1: that jail. Maybe you've a heavy fine or fine er.
- 1:15:53Speaker 1: I definitely think a heavy fine. Yeah, that's how to
- 1:15:56Speaker 1: look at the fact, you go to hospital, somebody can
- 1:15:59Speaker 1: pass away man something child, they can't get the vaccine. Yes,
- 1:16:04Speaker 1: this is yes, is really serious to be done. Yeah,
- 1:16:08Speaker 1: something needs to be done heavy fine, um, because it
- 1:16:11Speaker 1: takes everybody. Everybody has to work together. It can't just
- 1:16:14Speaker 1: be all on the school to parents. You have to
- 1:16:17Speaker 1: do you know, we have to do our foot. But
- 1:16:20Speaker 1: we're so divided right now. That is the problem. Of course,
- 1:16:24Speaker 1: we we would love for everybody to work together and
- 1:16:27Speaker 1: do all of day. Yeah, Tom, and definitely that note,
- 1:16:35Speaker 1: you got to get hit with one rock and then
- 1:16:37Speaker 1: that's it. Right on that note, We'll have more of
- 1:16:40Speaker 1: a Steve Harvey Morning Show coming up in thirty three
- 1:16:42Speaker 1: minutes after the hour. Right after this, you're listening to
- 1:16:46Speaker 1: the Steven Show. Well, Republican Texas Governor Greg Abbott, who
- 1:16:51Speaker 1: opposes mass mandates, remember that test positive for COVID nineteen.
- 1:16:56Speaker 1: This is according to CNN, he is fully vaccinated and
- 1:16:59Speaker 1: he is currently isolated in the governor's mansion. His office
- 1:17:03Speaker 1: said the governor is not experiencing any symptoms, but he
- 1:17:08Speaker 1: does have COVID nineteen. Yeah he opposes it, Yeah, yeah
- 1:17:16Speaker 1: he does. Yeah, Yeah, I wonder how he'll feel about
- 1:17:19Speaker 1: it now. Yeah, we change. He had a big event.
- 1:17:24Speaker 1: It was a really really big event over the weekend,
- 1:17:28Speaker 1: one of those super spreaders. M M. So, I just
- 1:17:32Speaker 1: don't see him change in his mind. He's terrible. He
- 1:17:37Speaker 1: is really, really terrible. School starting in Texas. A lot
- 1:17:41Speaker 1: of school districts are in right. Yeah, and now you
- 1:17:46Speaker 1: have it yourself. You're isolated in the governor's mansion, and
- 1:17:49Speaker 1: you still don't want to rethink the situation, your position
- 1:17:52Speaker 1: on this right, right, that's really sad, Yeah, it really is.
- 1:17:58Speaker 1: But did you hear about New z the country They
- 1:18:01Speaker 1: had one case, one shut in case, they shut down
- 1:18:03Speaker 1: the whole country. Yes, to get rid of it. Yes,
- 1:18:08Speaker 1: that's how you do it, because it starts with one
- 1:18:11Speaker 1: and then it spreads and spreads, It multiplies and multiplies. Yes,
- 1:18:15Speaker 1: leadership all right, Switching gears and other entertainment news. Why
- 1:18:19Speaker 1: is here so much hate in the world? It seems
- 1:18:22Speaker 1: like we asked that question every day? Right, According to TMZ,
- 1:18:25Speaker 1: Lizzo broke down on video over the weekend. She was
- 1:18:28Speaker 1: crying over being the subject of fat shaming and racist comments.
- 1:18:32Speaker 1: She said she noticed people go out of their way
- 1:18:34Speaker 1: to rip her and she couldn't make sense of it,
- 1:18:37Speaker 1: and all the hate was just getting to her. I mean,
- 1:18:41Speaker 1: you know, she's only human. You know, you can't take this.
- 1:18:44Speaker 1: This is a lot, This is a lot. Facebook has
- 1:18:46Speaker 1: started to remove the accounts of users who continue breaking
- 1:18:50Speaker 1: community guidelines around hate speech, harassment, and bullying. Think the Lord.
- 1:18:55Speaker 1: Cardie B has already come out strong in defense of Zoe,
- 1:19:00Speaker 1: and uh, I'm sure she'll have a lot of other
- 1:19:02Speaker 1: you know, celebrities and just regular people on her side
- 1:19:05Speaker 1: because this stuff has got to stop. All the hate,
- 1:19:07Speaker 1: all the bullying, you know, and all of that. Yeah,
- 1:19:13Speaker 1: you know, and she loves herself. It is so evident,
- 1:19:16Speaker 1: you know how much she loves herself. But um, you
- 1:19:19Speaker 1: know she should as she should. She she's positive, she's talented, Yes,
- 1:19:26Speaker 1: she's a star, and all people do is just come
- 1:19:30Speaker 1: after her, hate on her. I'm sick. I'm sick of it. Yeah, absolutely, Well,
- 1:19:37Speaker 1: we love you, lizz though, and uh yeah we do.
- 1:19:40Speaker 1: Coming up, it is our last break of the day.
- 1:19:43Speaker 1: It is Aaron the Opera. I'm gonna put it all together,
- 1:19:55Speaker 1: you'll see, you'll see. Also, we're gonna close out the
- 1:19:59Speaker 1: show forty nine minutes after the hour, right after this
- 1:20:02Speaker 1: you're listening to. All Right, guys, here we are our
- 1:20:08Speaker 1: last break of the day. We made it over the hump,
- 1:20:11Speaker 1: Yes we did hump Jay, Jay, Yes, it was really
- 1:20:16Speaker 1: a hump day. I mean, all of these days of
- 1:20:19Speaker 1: working like this. This this is really this is where
- 1:20:24Speaker 1: on me if you're over worked, it really is. You know,
- 1:20:27Speaker 1: i'd be quiet, you get on my nerve. You're you're
- 1:20:29Speaker 1: making up for all the time you're not here. Well
- 1:20:34Speaker 1: we you can. I just say, hats off the y'all
- 1:20:39Speaker 1: for doing this. We're doing real work for holding it down. Jay,
- 1:20:47Speaker 1: bless you hard. Oh man. Yeah, it's been fun it Yeah,
- 1:20:53Speaker 1: it really is fun. Yeah, it's been a lot of fun.
- 1:20:55Speaker 1: We've been having a great time. Yeah. Yeah, he's on
- 1:20:58Speaker 1: vaca and yeah we're stepping up as we always do. Hey, Jay,
- 1:21:05Speaker 1: ask bitter Man earlier today. We do it every day. Um,
- 1:21:09Speaker 1: while you're here, we didn't get to the last one.
- 1:21:11Speaker 1: I just wanted to, um give you this one. Okay.
- 1:21:15Speaker 1: I know you're not trying to help people. It's not
- 1:21:17Speaker 1: what you do. You know what. Don't let people know
- 1:21:20Speaker 1: that right away because I like the fact that they're
- 1:21:23Speaker 1: looking for help. I like that, but they think they
- 1:21:26Speaker 1: might get some help, and then you flip it on
- 1:21:28Speaker 1: and don't tell them not that you trick them with it. Okay,
- 1:21:33Speaker 1: here we go, Here we lead, you spoon feed them. Okay,
- 1:21:40Speaker 1: here we go. Henry and Clearwater, Florida, says, I'm in
- 1:21:45Speaker 1: my late fifties and I'm dating a lady I met
- 1:21:48Speaker 1: at a grocery store. She's in her mid thirties, and
- 1:21:52Speaker 1: she worked at the grocery store because she got laid
- 1:21:54Speaker 1: off during COVID and didn't want to get back into
- 1:21:57Speaker 1: corporate America. We've been together for a few months and
- 1:22:00Speaker 1: it's time for her to find suitable employment. It's fine
- 1:22:04Speaker 1: as a part time job, but I'm concerned that she
- 1:22:07Speaker 1: thinks I'm going to step in and help her out financially.
- 1:22:10Speaker 1: How do I handle this? No, this is from Henry. Yeah,
- 1:22:15Speaker 1: if it how you're gonna handle it. If you can't
- 1:22:18Speaker 1: step in and handle it, you need to step out
- 1:22:20Speaker 1: the way and let an old player who can pay
- 1:22:22Speaker 1: some tills get up in that because you ain't. You
- 1:22:25Speaker 1: ain't doing that. But in the damn way you are in.
- 1:22:29Speaker 1: You are in because there's some serious players out there
- 1:22:33Speaker 1: with COVID money. They got COVID money. They got sad,
- 1:22:42Speaker 1: But don't be a hater. Get out the way, player,
- 1:22:45Speaker 1: Just move, get out the way, okay, because you're just
- 1:22:49Speaker 1: holding her up from the pot. She obviously looked good.
- 1:22:52Speaker 1: She got a part time job, you know, and you
- 1:22:54Speaker 1: stepped to her. But you found out that you can't
- 1:22:56Speaker 1: handle that player. Your potets ain't deep enough. Get out
- 1:23:00Speaker 1: out the way, you know, Get out the way, and
- 1:23:02Speaker 1: you know you need you need somebody with the potential
- 1:23:05Speaker 1: that you have, which is not a whole lot of money.
- 1:23:07Speaker 1: I'm not in a whole lot of money. Come out
- 1:23:09Speaker 1: of you, so and handling that. Get out the he's
- 1:23:13Speaker 1: in this late fifties, she's in her mid thirties. What
- 1:23:16Speaker 1: do you think she wants from you? Money? But I
- 1:23:21Speaker 1: got to have some money. You got Henry, Get on Henry,
- 1:23:27Speaker 1: you know. And if you got the right money, fifty
- 1:23:30Speaker 1: goes into thirty as many times as it possibly can.
- 1:23:37Speaker 1: But you ain't got no money playing, Yeah, step on
- 1:23:39Speaker 1: out the way, get out the way. If you're worried
- 1:23:42Speaker 1: about the money, that's not that's not the place. It's
- 1:23:45Speaker 1: not the game you should be in, right, Yeah, And
- 1:23:48Speaker 1: what's wrong with that? What's wrong with helping her. Nothing
- 1:23:51Speaker 1: wrong with it, nothing wrong with nothing wrong with it.
- 1:23:54Speaker 1: Henry decided to mess with a girl thirty seven years old.
- 1:23:57Speaker 1: You got to have some paper. What you expect she
- 1:24:02Speaker 1: study seven? What dating a lady? I met a growthery store.
- 1:24:09Speaker 1: It's time for her to find suitable employment. Get out
- 1:24:12Speaker 1: of here and get out of here with that. You
- 1:24:14Speaker 1: don't determine that put you put your old people food
- 1:24:19Speaker 1: in your basket and gone. That will be your cranberry.
- 1:24:23Speaker 1: Yeah got that. He's got cranberry salce. He's got two
- 1:24:28Speaker 1: three s Yeah, they love cranberry saw apple sauce. You
- 1:24:32Speaker 1: got two and three salt cheese. You got some that
- 1:24:35Speaker 1: soft cheese. He got that and alvita, that velvita. And
- 1:24:39Speaker 1: he's not a big spender, so he don't have a
- 1:24:41Speaker 1: whole watermelon. He bought a half a watermelon. Okay, okay,
- 1:24:49Speaker 1: that's an old folk basket he got. He got some
- 1:24:53Speaker 1: turkey links in there. He's got that. Uh, he didn't
- 1:24:56Speaker 1: get a dozen age, he'll do six. Six is about
- 1:24:59Speaker 1: his and he'll get him six. I have a cotton
- 1:25:03Speaker 1: of milk, and I no, not the Jews, the prude.
- 1:25:15Speaker 1: I don't let me just say this. I'm gonna confess.
- 1:25:18Speaker 1: I don't know why I'm laughing. I got all that
- 1:25:21Speaker 1: in my refrigerator right now. You just read off your grocery.
- 1:25:29Speaker 1: He just read off his own grocrily. I hate you play.
- 1:25:36Speaker 1: I only eat cranberry sauce. That thanks. No, I'm not
- 1:25:40Speaker 1: cranberry sauce. Cranberry juice. I meant to say, Jews yeah, jewice, yeah,
- 1:25:44Speaker 1: Jews yeah. Trust me, cranberry sauce is in there from
- 1:25:48Speaker 1: last Thanksgiving. It's in there last like the pan try.
- 1:25:57Speaker 1: You know, he's got a pantry, you know, out of
- 1:26:00Speaker 1: pantry right a clear water milk. He got up there
- 1:26:11Speaker 1: milk and he splurges Timmy on his cereal. He goes
- 1:26:15Speaker 1: straight frosted flakes. That's where he goes straight. I don't know.
- 1:26:22Speaker 1: I'm not looking at saltines up there. I'm sorry, I'm
- 1:26:24Speaker 1: looking at did you look at my closet? Man? I
- 1:26:27Speaker 1: hate that? All right? Thank you for for not helping Henry.
- 1:26:38Speaker 1: Thank us out, Jay Hi and everybody. This is the
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