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No Latency - Ep.36: Measurements & Messages · No Latency

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Last time I know latency. We're going back to strangers
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Shack which was before the bar got rated, which means they knew
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about us before that. Well, it seems like there's a
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bomb so we should go and make sure it doesn't.
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Just kill everybody. So, who's gonna go knock on the
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door. I guess it's time to
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trick-or-treat, zombies, Swamp Thing.
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Ruin, no, zombies are weak to fire.
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Everyone knows. Oh, zombies are weak to fire.
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It's an ooey-gooey. What else do you expect?
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You've got this rummy carefully. Start to go into the bomb and I
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pull out the joint from my pocket.
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Stop said if you tell anybody about this, I will find where
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you live and I will murder you in your sleep.
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The day after Halloween and after your success in, not only
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getting yet another vending machine but also saving all of
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your friends and having an okay Halloween evening.
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You're not hanging out in the bar in your success.
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I'm going to have until run to my apartment and get me some
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regular clothes because I need to sit down with these emails
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and not look like an ostrich anymore.
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Okay, can I take Jabs bike? Absolutely, not cool.
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Thanks for the keys. I gotta grab the keys.
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Wait my back, your bike. It'll be fine.
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You can trust me. I'm a highly trained corporate
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assistant. Look at their legs.
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Look at their leg Jesus. If they crash the legs, when
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it's Take all the damage, right bundle.
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Yeah. And then you're going to pay for
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it, aren't you? Well I've actually got quite a
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bit of money. Thanks to our adventures.
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Thanks for paying me, by the way, and I know you don't have
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to according the contract. I'll be right back and they
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leave the bar. Be careful with their.
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All right, I'm gonna send vanilla message.
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Actually on the tile, please don't bring up that I pay you.
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I don't pay the others and then do goes to get you clothes and
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then close as well. So they don't have to look like,
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okay. Next, we had by their own a bomb
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leprechaun. Oh hey do you mind I own a
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viewer? Can you just send them on other
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chicks mr. To say that I need another
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leather duster. Mine is ablated as shit.
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Yeah. Absolutely.
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I can do that. I had to have a cut size for me.
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I don't think we're just going to approximate your tailored
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fit. Oh yeah.
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Kita the tag for me in the back there it was No tag.
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It has been abraded. It's been cut off.
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Are you might have to go and get that fitted?
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No, I mean, I can probably take your measurements for you and
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send those over to then Del let me see.
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That would be very helpful. Thank you.
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I've never ever do anything like that before.
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So yes, my light armor. Check is also pretty messed up.
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I need to get armor, well, that I can't do.
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That's not something I can do. Well, I guess I just have to go
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shopping. Yes, I'm also low on our magic.
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I'm just going to take Jabs measurements real quick.
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Okay, I'm here you go, 21. I'm very fashionable.
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You're very fashionable. I move so quickly, you find the
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measurements really, simply. He wears a small just jab your
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face. That's my like, I wanted to be a
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big boy. I'm so impressed with iona's
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ability with that that I feel confident and asking them a
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question off to the side and just say hey look I'm not very
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good with the fashion stuff of today.
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Every time I go to like one of the bars and meet a anybody on
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on the dating apps, anybody I meet on in Kindle, it just I
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think it's my look, and I think I need a makeover.
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Oh, one. One second, I have to get the
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last of these measurements off to Wendell.
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I know that a small would be the general term but I'm just going
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to make sure it's a little better fitted.
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You know? How do you know how?
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Like Jeb gets a little bit cocky or when he knows, he looks good
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and he ends up like rolling better.
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Also, it's very it's strange. The cockier is the better.
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He rolls so I'm good. No good.
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Like something that could like help, like, bring down those
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love handles. And really accentuate that like
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to pack, he's got on the powder. It's okay.
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What make him feel good. Yeah, so I send those off
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Defender. Remy.
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I don't know how to bring this up, really, but I don't think
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that it's going to be your style.
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I can definitely help adjust your wardrobe, but It's your TV
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hat UTC. TV head.
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I do think it's Evie head. Damn, you and your awesome ears.
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So no, that wasn't for you to hide Us in this room.
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You have not left the room. Just trying to be a private
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conversation eyes. You're very loud.
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So I honestly think that if we get you new programming for or
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like a new screen, Maybe Also help.
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Can you open make, you know, they make like LED panels.
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Now, OLED panels you don't gotta use the RTL.
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The type of TV is the problem. That's the problem.
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Have you seen them new panels? The problem is it's Evie.
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Do you Remmy? Do you really have to have a TV
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for ahead? Can you not change it to
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literally anything else? I mean I guess if I could fit
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all of everything as my brain case into another Thing, I
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guess. Yeah.
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George it will hold a dickhead. Hold on.
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Remy, Remy. Don't you let other people tell
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you what? You're, what?
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You like? No, I don't think the side,
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don't you? Lakhs, if you, if you want to
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have a TV for ahead, we'll gosh darn.
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You have a TV forehead, you know what some random people on
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enkindled tell you what you're worth.
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You know what? I agree with you.
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Jeb, you sure this TV is been a part of me since I was a kid and
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I've grown about it and I'm not going to change. change who I am
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for people that are going to be Against me just because I have a
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fat face so there and if people don't want to love you for who
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you are, they don't deserve to love you.
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I see and I'm trying to find a middle ground here because I do.
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I do think that the the shape of your head is really part of you,
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and it has been a part of you for a very long time.
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But if we just upgrade the aesthetic.
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Yes, no eyes. If we upgrade the aesthetic,
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especially what were you saying? Ooo LCD the Christmas.
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OLED. Yes, job.
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What were you saying? I don't know.
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Oh well, I just saw I just saw the an advertisement sad.
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I don't know. It was Oh, I thought it was oh
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lad. That's probably all that.
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I don't potentially six but if we have if like a crisper screen
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you can display whatever you want.
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Yes. I think that will detract from
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the television forehead asthma. No, got Holograms.
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As you're talking about this, the duck flies back on Retros,
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head back. The dock might also have to go.
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Quack. It's a good doc, you can say,
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for sure, maybe, maybe Duck can have a spot.
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Enjoy shop ducks go. Well, with, with Sloan Chuckles
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licks her beak, I saw that. Awesome shape.
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She harmless she won't. She won't go after that thing
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until his dad but then hope. Yeah, she'll go for Remy.
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Can you have a projection what? Just like, literally headless
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person with a projection like in the like in the the the cult
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classic tank girl? It's better than no eyes, no
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mouth, no nose, no. No ears.
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It's literally. Anything is better?
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I can have eyes. I can have ears watching.
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They'll just project the face of of good old classic.
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Jimmy Stewart. Jimmy Stewart on my face.
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No. See, I can have a face.
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Beautiful Las. See?
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Yeah, that's, I gotta face. It was a mess Jimmy.
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Stewart. A very good, asano.
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I don't know me. You don't have to get it.
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You see it on the voice, that's the greatest impression of Jimmy
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Stewart. I've seen all day.
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Oh gee, thanks. So now you don't have to you
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don't have to enforce your beauty standards on other
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people. It's how you're all making it
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about. Not what it is.
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It's creepy that he has achieved when you just had a murder boner
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for arisaka. Oh my goodness.
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Is it roommate tension? Remy, you can do whatever you
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want. He just knows my head to cook
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food. He said he gets confused.
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It was one time and you are laying down right next to the
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stove. Anyways, you are not going to
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find anybody. That's going to love it to you
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yet. I'm just being blunt with you,
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okay? So find a way to make it not
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look like a TV and you'll be much happier.
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All right. Don't you like knows bodies?
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Yum. It's not about that.
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It's all me. Yeah, are you guys on that drug
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still? Oh, hell no.
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This stuff's the shit, you know? so Ima take that to heart and
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Remy's going to go ahead and walk out and he's gonna drag his
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rifle across the ground in the most objective way possible,
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while he plays the music 1970, Incredible, Hulk theme in the
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background, that's copyrighted music as you get to the door,
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the door opens and there's been dumped Hi.
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Hi. And I'll just walk right by.
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Okay. It Remy.
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Are you okay? Like ahead.
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Put my hand up. He's fine.
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Okay. Um, Right.
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So then Del passes retro is he leaves with a clothing rack
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driving beside them as Remy leaves.
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I'm going to take several scans with my cyber.
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I write the I'm going to analyze later to put an outfit together
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for Remy. Well, that's nice.
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Okay done. Okay, it's that cool noise.
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This is it. Yes, I will make that the noise
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now I guess we should catch up graded model.
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Yeah, the silence version is actually just a paid-up, it's a
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software upgrade but it's like 8000 cred and there are no ads.
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Freaking their ads right now, it's awful.
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Super interest ads are constantly playing your eyeball.
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She says, well, that's really what if my eyes were eaten.
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Flawlessly demonic. We heard that you're looking for
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a new TV. This is where you're constantly,
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tapping your eyes look in your eye to get rid of skin, but I
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can't and I don't do that. So then Del drags The Clothing
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Rack over. I I wanted to bring you a few
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selections. Wonderful.
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And they unzip the side of the bag on the unit and then pull it
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apart. You've got the choice of a few
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outfits. One of them is incredibly
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business, one of them is business, casual and the other
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one is like, still business, but it's a jumpsuit, and it's super
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comfortable. Kind of like corporate pajamas.
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And then there's a brown package in the bottom.
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They pick up and they hand over to Jeb.
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You go as a look. It's very clean.
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And you know what? Let us know that it's nice and
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tight around me. You run around my chest areas.
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It's like me what? Good.
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Yeah, it really accentuates your shoulders and got its got that
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that like must. Yeah.
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It's got that wonderful cloned, leather smell.
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Yeah. You know what else?
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It smells like. It smells like a plus-one to
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personal grooming. Oh, So you can better.
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I love that smell GM. How much does does Jeb owe me?
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He, it's an X. It's the most expensive one
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because vendor was like business so it's you know, 1400 Eddie's.
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Oh oh he didn't like a price and vendor was just did the best job
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they could. So they found the best one they
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could find. Hey, hey bud.
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But if I talk to you for a second, who are you talking to?
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Well then, do Oh, hi. I could just get my cow poke.
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All right. No.
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Also, what the hell were you thinking?
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I can't afford this. Well, you're the king of the
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blood race. I thought you had loads of
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money. Oh, hold on.
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Actually real quick. Let me just show.
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Jen takes out of style before this?
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I only got oh, oh, never mind your stiff, making 1500.
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Oh, thank you. Well, not like this is amazing.
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Really, really fantastic work. I honestly I don't think I've
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ever felt this good. Know, what was your name
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embroidered on it too much? No, I all you know what fuck is
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going on? Did you hurt?
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I would prefer not to touch you unless they are out with me.
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High five air high five, where we touch it.
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Oh no. That's fine.
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Oh, all right. Yeah, there we go.
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Smack job. I don't know why you clapped
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after high-fiving but it's a thing.
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I do something I do. I'm just going to change into
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business. Casual just the fitted khakis
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and Mary. Jane's Vandal hands you the
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extra hundred. Eddie's that was the tip.
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No, that's yours. Oh, Okay, thank you.
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I wanna thank you for picking up all of this.
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That's okay. Are you done with the rest of
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these? Yeah, absolutely.
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Thank you. We can just leave them here.
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Honestly, we could probably leave this sort of close here
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for me to change into it. Another point in time, ping
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stands up from the bar, you can use your VIP room if you want my
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VIP room. Yeah, you guys don't have to
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hang out in the regular Lobby. You guys have a VIP room.
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Now, Robin, Hilda, built it. I guess I didn't remember that.
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Oh yeah. Know it.
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We all got pretty messed up. I hate that we are P room back
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out of that. That comes to God.
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I feel like you're in the bottle.
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Oh, Where's the VIP room? Well, the underneath, the bar
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was a huge warehouse. Space was like four, five, six
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times bigger than the bar. So they built a better bar
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because of this. You guys help me or bigger and
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better. The old dad is upstairs and
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that's the store now, but it wasn't very big.
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It was like a Poky Little Bar. I just don't have no heart for
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it yet. Hmm.
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I guess. Big now, it's a big bar.
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It's got more than one bathroom this time.
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Yeah. And this is still, like a, like
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a bar. Like people customers.
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Yeah. Supposedly plan is now off to
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Halloween. That was the open.
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Yeah and that was our popular a do.
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Yeah right. So like people come in and we're
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like hey what's going on? So we're like because it's in
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the morning but yeah when it opens its a speakeasy.
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Oh it's butt. Tight today is opening day like
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we're going to have our first customers not great that I guess
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it's not really ours but yeah that's exciting.
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Yeah and Vanna White is accessible down here.
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Now the elevator into the alley. Like Batmobile style like that
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way. So, I'm rolling The Clothing
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Rack into the VIP room. Excellent, there's a cupboard
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space. It can go into there's a walk-in
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closet. Oh, Jeb, there is a full-length
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mirror in here. All right, us in a sad.
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Let me take a look at myself. Your you know what?
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That does look like a plus-one grooming.
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Gosh, look good. Can I talk to ping?
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Yeah. Sana.
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What do you need panting? I was just You have any updates
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on ryuichi my brother? Who's alive and working for
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arisaka, currently? Yes.
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I put some feelers out, but I haven't got anything yet.
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We'll find out something soon sauna.
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No, no. Where's Deb?
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You got mail? What?
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Like like physical mail? No, it's just a message.
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Oh hello. Take a look at that.
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Take out my tile and notification.
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Open, and how its language. Now, it's loaded, still coming
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in. The I don't pay for, I don't pay
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for 7g, so it takes a second to load and it turns out it to
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Microtech telegram. Mmm, also say here Jo, nice
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moves on the track. I was very impressed, not be
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time for us to meet race. It a race, I'll be around soon
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to get my cut. As is tradition.
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I don't make the rules shrug emoji.
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It's all formality, you understand?
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See you soon, Eddie T trick. Now, what the heck?
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Wait a minute, it was my money. I earned last say, on the
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square. Delete.
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I ain't getting my money. I don't care who this ATT trick
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is. If I met him before.
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Now, you those racelle. He was one of the keys last
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year's winner of the blood race. No, no.
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Snaps that. King of weird.
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I'm isn't even winner for like, several years in a row.
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Yes, to see you really didn't win this last time, so he didn't
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do much in the race. I am.
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So he was sad way to come. He was concentrating too much on
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his fans. I think know that.
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Well, see you there was problem. You gotta, you gotta focus on
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the track guy falls. As will said what's directly
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ahead of you, that's how you win races.
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You don't want to turn that corner.
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Before the corner comes up. That's it.
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My driving teacher told me back in.
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In the in the Badlands. Oh that's enough.
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You have is that you don't shift until the motor tells you to do.
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patreon.com forward, slash late. See why the fuck is my microwave
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isn't working? Can you talk to it?
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What will these to get up to next?
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I don't why you keep sticking your finger in that part.
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That's not a bowling ball. Oh God.
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She was quite the racer, I'll tell you Jeb.
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I don't know what just happened, but that lulled me to sleep
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immediately soil. That's that was my best next
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door. And after Jeff has finished his
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ranting, about this all day, she's message that he's
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received. Your tile Rings.
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Iona. The caller ID says Ted.
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I pick it up. Um, hello.
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Hi, Ted. Hi, the the chip that I sent you
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or give you do you do you have you used it yet?
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No, I was just settling in for the night, right?
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Well, I didn't mean to but there is a password.
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And I forgot to take it off and it's mildly embarrassing.
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So either I can tell it to you and you can pretend like you
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didn't hear it or I can give it to your assistant and they can
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do the same. This is this is a tricky
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situation because Ted I am very curious as to what could be so
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embarrassing but to save you the embarrassment I will hand you
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off to Vandal. Okay, thank you.
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Just don't leave me on speaker because that would be
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embarrassing to then everyone will hear handed it to Mendel.
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Oh yes. I understand why that would be
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embarrassing. No problem.
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You have a good day, too. A little cowpoke.
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What I was? It was a joke.
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It s. Yes, you have a good day, too.
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I'm just as confused by Iona. You have to start bindle from
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saying that all the time. It's getting very awkward
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vendor. Do you think that it's awkward
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that you say, little cowpoke? I know that you just had a weird
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exchange with Ted, but Ted is also.
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Very awkward, I'm just trying to understand different ways of
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being social Santa. Don't always get them, right?
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But I try and learn from my mistakes, maybe we try a new
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nickname or anything else. Okay.
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Buddy, great a little bit start, yeah, that much as a thousand
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percent better my buddies. That's great.
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I me the chip, they put the chip in your tile, they type in the
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password, delete it and then the files all our lock.
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And they display before you. Okay, we have the communications
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from mr. Smith.
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How do we want to do this now? Why don't I run me with us, but
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maybe you just outside having a cigarette.
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I could try and get him. I don't know, I think he left.
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I'm gonna I'm gonna start because I know I think that this
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is important for you as well. Sure.
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Okay, the first email here says, do it.
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They look like reports, okay? Target's acquired vending
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machines at the following location.
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The biotechnical satellite station, the collectors mansion
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and station 19, which is where we have all the vending
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machines. So they know that other their
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progress in other targets is unknown.
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I'll need more time attempts are being made to slow them.
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Okay, so he's trying to get in our way, let's see.
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Hmm. Yes, next one.
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The time I've spent it biotechnology has been fruitful.
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We have the body fuel data, fuck?
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Okay, that does aam be formula. It's the updated version.
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The versions that have been worked on.
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It is not a zombie formula. It is a It is a self-sustaining.
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Biodome. What biosphere?
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So you you can regenerate off of your own body.
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So no technically it's not a zombie virus tightly.
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Technically now you do get the same amount of regeneration, if
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you eat. Other things.
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Hmm. And that's just something that
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we're working on. Because apparently, if your
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willpower is very low, you can't stop it.
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You become really, really hungry.
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Couple your side. So no.
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Before we finish these emails? Sure sure. so it was supposed to
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be a double-blind study, you know that, you know, because Jeb
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signed up for The testing. Oh, right?
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Yes. You have noticed that he's been
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very strange, right? Auntie slurped blood.
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He's definitely taking the drug and she was eating that giant
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alligator. Yeah, he ate alligator and he he
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lapped up Steve blood like it was milk.
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Yes. So I'm going to assume right now
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that this iteration of the drug is not what we want.
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But it is what arisaka has, oh good, they weaponize it.
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That is what it's supposed to be for.
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Yes. So the whole reason we're making
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this, it's supposed to be a weapon.
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It's used for militant purposes. Yes, it's supposed to be a way
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to keep our militia sustained even in the most dire situations
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and I know I know that this isn't ideal and this isn't what
26:27
I wanted to be working on but you know what I'm trying to do
26:30
and I have to play along. You're creating an army of
26:34
zombies. That's not what I'm trying to
26:38
do. That's what you're doing, but it
26:40
is, what's happening? Look, I've made my position
26:46
known. I hate corporations.
26:49
That hate what you're doing. It's all terrible, but there's
26:53
no surprises for me. I am not surprised.
27:00
Just and I hope maybe one day you will find Redemption for
27:06
what you have done. But I am not here to judge.
27:11
But it's pretty fucked up. You don't have to tell me how
27:15
fucked up. It is arisaka, has the formula
27:17
now? No, that's very fucked up.
27:21
It. What if these corporations quite
27:22
like armies of zombies? So like fight each other.
27:25
I think that's exactly what they're going to do.
27:28
I know it's fucked up. Anyways, fuck fuck.
27:33
I don't know what to do. What arisaka?
27:36
If we find a way in which we might have to in the future,
27:40
maybe we can steal back the formula or or hear me out crazy
27:46
idea. We make a fake one and say it's
27:51
the updated version and it is a counteractive or an antidote for
27:58
what already is already happening.
28:00
Mmm. I would that work it would get
28:05
me fired but it would stop arisaka.
28:07
I think. I mean if you just give a terror
28:11
soccer, I feel like your company rewards you for making sure.
28:18
They were not having the right formula.
28:22
I just have to find a way to pin it all on Smith.
28:26
I haven't even finished his fucking emails.
28:28
Okay, hold on. I'm gonna lose very smart.
28:32
Yes. Advertise your company and their
28:34
Sacco's formula and blame it on this other person that hates
28:37
you. Okay, there is a thank you for
28:40
saying that was a smart idea. Thank you.
28:42
That is I felt Hi Iris. Through a scared, and I had to
28:47
think of something. And here we are.
28:49
I'm back. No, everything's cool.
28:51
Yes, I would like to reward creative ideas.
28:54
So, yes, it's very good. Anyway, this next email Smith
29:00
has been compromised. Guard program has been loaded to
29:07
what the data if compromised will fight to keep it safe.
29:10
Where This I do with some apprehension.
29:14
I don't like playing with AI that.
29:17
That email has a little Post-it that says, this is why Halloween
29:21
went wrong. Ted.
29:23
Oh, Okay that doesn't matter we've done that.
29:31
It does it explain why? In a I was created from people
29:37
that are just been so hard and gesture.
29:41
What was the company called their company that did bathroom
29:44
accessories? What was called gesture?
29:45
Yes, yeah, Garden gesture. Merged by accident merged.
29:50
Wow Ted's mistakes and Smith's Miss site, hmm.
30:00
Okay, this last one says that I am still waiting on my request.
30:04
I have more than filled my side of the bargain.
30:07
I told you we could have clemency.
30:09
I told you I was told you would, let me and them go, are they
30:15
even still intact? Why do you never reply to my
30:18
reports? Is anyone listening more to
30:21
follow? But I need answers.
30:23
And then the duck moves. It's still in the room.
30:28
It didn't follow retro, and it jumps over to the table flips,
30:32
over turns into a box sits and then glows with the word
30:37
message, I'm sorry. It turns into a box like it
30:42
transforms. What happened into a box flipped
30:44
over and starts to Glow Transformers?
30:47
We're ducks in. Disguise I get out my gun.
30:52
Yeah, I get out. I did I'm going to unclip rescue
30:56
and send him over. I never see anything like that.
31:00
Risky clicks over and Taps, the message button and a message,
31:05
holographically displays. And it says it has a DOT Dole
31:08
attachment labeled Remy. All right, the smell is for
31:13
reme. So due to federal law, none of
31:16
us can open it. I think all of us are criminals
31:19
technically, Well, I'm not going to jail over males, were on
31:25
Sloane. Just Dives for the now in
31:28
quotes, dead duck. It's zaps loan and Sloan flies
31:35
back away and kind of looks at it.
31:36
Not really sure what to do. Oh honey, maybe come back here.
31:41
Come on. It's like flies back over to
31:44
pits and it was dumb. Wasn't it should I use should I
31:48
try and text retro? Here let me just call him.
31:53
It's not every day. You get a duck message.
31:55
I suppose I call it Remy a motel Remy straight to voicemail, mmm.
32:07
I text him, you got a duck message, come back to read it.
32:11
We are curious what it is. Oh, I know, I know, I know, tell
32:15
him tell him that the the message is foul.
32:22
The missus has you that we see what I did there because you
32:25
have to spell it with a W, right?
32:27
Right, right. Well the do because it's it
32:28
done. You get it.
32:30
Okay. Send it.
32:32
I just Asterix how they spell it differently and send it.
32:36
Oh yeah. It will be gone.
32:37
He'll be gone soon. And and Jeb, just puts his boots
32:41
up onto the onto the bar. All right, Ray, all right.
32:45
Yeah, retro has Walked out in tonight's City and it's raining
32:55
at the time. Everything is getting a little
32:58
bit wet. He finds himself wandering
33:02
through an old neighborhood. He used to live in few years
33:05
ago. And he's passing by this tech
33:10
shop called heart and most of the windows are closed or
33:15
blinded up, except for one and he kind of goes up and he looks
33:19
and we can see this woman with curves.
33:23
I'd say like, right, she's working on some Tack and he just
33:28
kind of looks at her longingly. And after a little bit, you can
33:31
see a little girl go walking up to her and she picks her up and
33:35
holds her in her arms. And we look at B, we have enough
33:39
just the beautiful family moment as a another man comes up and he
33:44
go and turn the lights off and head back upstairs to their bang
33:48
and Remy remembers back to win. He used to be the love of that
33:55
woman a long long time ago and he gets the ring in his pocket
33:59
and he just presses a button and he goes to walk off again and
34:05
there's another buzz and he goes and he picks up his tile.
34:07
He sees the message and he types in.
34:11
That's a good one. Jeb.
34:14
Stands in the rain, thinking about it for a minute and
34:17
begrudgingly, turns back around and heads.
34:18
Back to the bar, I replied. This is Sano How did you know?
34:23
Jeb came up with this joke? I text back because you're not.
34:28
That clever to when you come back in this, this little
34:32
message floating above, it's not addressed to you though.
34:37
What is addressed to you? Is the there's a DOT doll file
34:41
attached to it. Just labeled Remy, do I
34:43
recognize it at all? Nope, it's just a file but
34:47
there's one more message that apparently.
34:51
Mr. Smith received from arisaka. That is displayed on the dock on
34:56
the duck. I'm just gonna look at all those
34:58
like you didn't read it yet. No, it's a federal offense to
35:03
open someone else's mail. It's a federal offense to create
35:06
a ER, me and try to kill other people with it.
35:12
Yeah, we tend to do a lot of federal offenses, but I'm a, I'm
35:15
slightly impressed well, to be fair.
35:18
You understand? In the age of information
35:20
information that is meant for somebody else's bit sacred.
35:25
If you ask me. No, no.
35:28
Everything is very everything else.
35:30
Hell, yeah, go for it. All right, I'm gonna tap the,
35:36
well, let's read the mistress. One, because that that involves
35:38
all of us. Right, let's do that one first.
35:41
I'll tap the mr. Smith message.
35:43
All right. It displays in front of you,
35:45
what does it say Smith? Your reports are being read.
35:49
We have to use you for observations and position
35:52
continue to report. The deal is still in effect.
35:56
You will receive your demands when your services are no longer
35:59
required. Failure is not an option
36:02
management. Why was it sent to you rummy?
36:07
I don't, I don't know. Like, first of all, where did
36:11
you get this box? Anyways, this is the duck.
36:14
I flip it inside out. This is the duck.
36:19
It doesn't quite go back together as never really
36:21
designed to go back together. So, it's like trying to put a
36:23
Transformer back together. When you've broken a bit of it,
36:28
I really should not be trusting of any animals now, they're
36:32
trying to follow me. Yeah, that's that's where I had
36:35
it on my head the entire time. And it, I did, I No idea weird
36:39
could have been a bomb it Springs back into a box and
36:42
Lance. Well, I guess they know about us
36:45
now. So what see you?
36:48
This is damn it. Ted, well, it's obviously for
36:50
management but this is sent to Smith but it's addressed to you.
36:55
Yeah. Why didn't Ted get it?
36:57
That's weird. Hmm, never know.
36:59
It wasn't in my email sets now. So this is something that
37:02
obviously Ted doesn't know. Okay, I can I'm gonna send a
37:07
message real fast, okay? About whether or not he's found
37:11
any emails to Smith or what if he's actually a double agent his
37:16
reply he is no he has not found any messages to Smith.
37:19
Okay well it also I show Remy the emails there Smith is
37:26
obviously not receiving any communication from arisaka.
37:31
It looks like this is the one message that we intercepted.
37:35
The doctor, the duck, the dead. Can you read the message?
37:40
So we can find out if this person what this person wants or
37:44
someone's controlling. This doc, well obviously, yeah.
37:47
But I'm trying to get that manic tension here so I know.
37:49
So, hmm. All right, yes, yes, I'll I will
37:53
click the doll file. So it take dots DOL, L file, or
37:58
a doll file. And when you tap it communicates
38:01
with the nearest doll and pinkos stiff and their head drops to
38:05
Chest and their eyes open and they look at you all.
38:12
I took far too long. Good evening, everyone.
38:18
I'm mr. Smith.
38:21
Wait. Hold on, I thought you were
38:22
paying no I'm communicating with you.
38:26
All through ping pings asleep right now.
38:32
Hmm, right, did you have to do it through paying?
38:36
I mean, come on. You could we, we could have had
38:38
it. That's the only way.
38:39
No one can intercept the signal. You can meet us in person.
38:44
Yeah. Because I need to tell you
38:47
something and you won't believe me.
38:49
You're afraid, you'll kill me. So no aware of that.
38:53
He scoped you out, pretty good for reasons.
38:54
I can't explain, I can't be seen helping you helping.
38:58
I've been watching you all. Yes, I want to prove.
39:01
I'm on your side retro. Your mother is in danger.
39:06
Arisaka has found her And they've sent their very, very
39:11
best assassin. Sano.
39:15
I'm sure you know who I mean. I was working for arisaka.
39:22
The more I did, the more they didn't give me what I wanted.
39:27
So this is how I'm showing you. That I'm trying to help you.
39:33
I can't be seen doing so anytime I could be recorded Smith.
39:38
Yes. Why did you give them the
39:41
formula? I had to give them something.
39:45
And what are they promising? You?
39:47
Myself. yourself is in, like, Like a freedom or like yourself
39:56
ism. Here, body, wait a minute.
40:00
Are you another AI? Oh, how I wish it was that
40:05
simple. Wait.
40:08
So yay. What if you want?
40:11
An AI and you ain't. Are you a?
40:14
You will person. You were human.
40:16
I suppose I'm what that trying to make.
40:20
All your cyborg. Not quite Jeb.
40:24
But you always sitting time. We don't worship questions for
40:28
you. I'm sorry.
40:30
Yes. Awesome.
40:31
Who are they? I've intercepted your emails.
40:34
Who are the others that you're trying to save behind a wall?
40:38
I can't get over. We've been behind that wall.
40:43
Once the black wall prison? Yes.
40:50
How can we trust you? I've got coordinates to Retros
40:57
mother's last learnt known location.
40:59
Bullshit bullshit. You don't find her there.
41:02
You know you can trust me or you leading us directly into a trap.
41:08
I'm telling you. Exactly what's there.
41:10
Why you once is there? What's her name?
41:14
Belladonna. Is that correct?
41:20
Road trip. I don't fucking road trip.
41:23
I have a node. I shouldn't be telling you this,
41:29
but I need you to communicate with me through that.
41:34
Because I have more to ask of you.
41:37
I'll have to send you a doll file.
41:41
Understood. Lead me, I leave me a snide
41:45
memo. If you need to contact me.
41:47
So we'll now we're just supposed to trust some Sab or the took
41:51
over one of our friends is body, just because they said the rat
41:55
name of some weight. Hello.
41:58
Remy is that really Mouse night? Yes, that is my mom's name.
42:03
That's good enough for you. Let's go, let's go shit.
42:06
Alright, 40 before we leave we should stop by refill.
42:10
Our ammunition upgrade or reinforce our armor because we
42:15
don't actually know what we're getting into here.
42:18
And I don't want to risk that. I know that that's important to
42:21
you Remmy. But if we go in unprepared, I
42:25
got 20 seconds left of this connection.
42:28
Is there anything else you want to tell us?
42:30
I hope you trust me. Because now I need your help.
42:34
Fuck you. Yeah.
42:38
Will he say it? Hello hates a borg because you
42:42
don't have a choice and they are connection drops.
42:45
In Pig's head, drops to their head and they kind of fall over
42:48
a little bit stand up. You are so sorry.
42:51
I'm so sorry. Honey you gotta let someone know
42:55
if you're going to use a doll file, man.
42:57
Fuck. What happened over?
43:00
That was mr. Smith.
43:02
What it's a lot. We have to get on the road.
43:05
I'm so sorry paying. I don't have any rights down
43:08
coordinates on a napkin. What is I hate?
43:11
That ha ha ha. They start washing their hands
43:14
ah I hate the rebel, get it. I'll take that.
43:17
I'll take that from ping. Avondale will fill you in.
43:21
Okay um on your tile will send an email.
43:24
Yeah, we have to leave. Okay, now you guys get in the
43:27
van I guess. Ice double check your file
43:31
extensions our apologies sorry I thought it was going to go to
43:34
nine. My bad by go Jeb those are for
43:38
you. All right I'll thank you.
43:41
In fact before we go I'm going to go over to 9 and I'm gonna
43:45
manipulate it. So that way 9 is the first to
43:48
get attached to all files done. Great nice.
43:53
So you're paying don't have to worry about anymore.
43:55
Yeah, go to nine first. Thanks you think you wouldn't
43:58
know it. Balfour.
44:01
Thought it was a doll file isn't boring next up on Nolan's.
44:22
Is it it's green? I gotta go, I gotta go there.
44:25
Honking behind me. I'm taking this left.
44:28
Do you not remember how to get there?
44:30
No, I've got a terrible memory I was actually going to ask.
44:35
Do you got any shotguns in here? I will take what we can get.
44:39
Salt is extremely purifying, so, I don't think they got magic
44:44
powers ever seen magic powers before Iona.
44:47
No, help me. Find out what the fuck's going
44:50
on and believe me again. Anybody's acting weird before
44:54
you shoot them. Throw the salt.
44:57
I believe there are things, we don't understand.
45:00
I don't believe there are witches that we could throw salt
45:02
at to make them go away. So they don't curse us with
45:05
their magic powers. I've helped create a drug that
45:11
turns people into zombies we order stuff has happened.
45:43
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