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Pet Peeves, 877-29-STEVE, Senior Citizen Problems, whenweallvote.org and more. · The Steve Harvey Morning Show

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  Speaker 1: Today show is pre recorded.
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  Speaker 2: Y'all know what time y'all don't know y'all at all.
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  Speaker 3: Given a.
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  Speaker 4: Black mill bu bu boozy.
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  Speaker 1: Listening to show, I don't joy.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, Joy, you gotta do that.
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  Speaker 3: Love, You.
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  Speaker 1: Gotta turn.
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  Speaker 4: To turn the mouth the turn you probably got to
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  Speaker 4: turn the mouth.
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  Speaker 1: Turn out, turn the water the water up.
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  Speaker 5: Look, come.
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  Speaker 2: Come on you, uh huh, I sure will. Good morning everybody.
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  Speaker 2: You are listening to the voice one and only Steve
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  Speaker 2: Harvey got a radio show. Come on, y'all. I said
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  Speaker 2: that a little bit wrong this morning, but I'm tired.
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  Speaker 2: I just came out to gim I'm a little out
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  Speaker 2: of sorts right now, but it's okay. I'll pull it together.
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  Speaker 2: But let me tell you something, man, I got a
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  Speaker 2: clear cut message for you today.
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  Speaker 1: I really do you know.
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  Speaker 2: As I've gotten older, I've began to take some supplements.
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  Speaker 2: And supplements are to help your body in things that
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  Speaker 2: it doesn't produce as much as it used to. Supplements
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  Speaker 2: are designed to help you replenish what's been depleted in
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  Speaker 2: your body.
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  Speaker 1: As supplements.
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  Speaker 2: Now, now, people, I can tell you can speak a
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  Speaker 2: lot more aggressively and a lot more knowledgeable on this subject.
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  Speaker 2: But just giving you just a brief overview of my
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  Speaker 2: understanding of it. Now, if you've been living your life
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  Speaker 2: for a while, supplements are necessary for most of us.
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  Speaker 1: Now. Also, if you've.
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  Speaker 2: Been living your life for a while spiritually, you may
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  Speaker 2: need some supplements.
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  Speaker 1: Because you've just been at it for a while. You
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  Speaker 1: done got wolled down a little bit. You're tied.
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  Speaker 2: Some people around you ain't changing. Some people around you draining.
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  Speaker 2: It's just life just keeps on coming. Life don't ever
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  Speaker 2: get no easier. It just you become more knowledgeable about
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  Speaker 2: how to handle it. It does not get any either easier.
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  Speaker 2: You continue to lose love ones, you continue to have
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  Speaker 2: to confront the challenges. It's just that over course of
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  Speaker 2: time you become experienced and you can handle them better.
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  Speaker 2: But life don't get no easier. But spiritually you get
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  Speaker 2: a little bit worn down. Well, you need some spiritual
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  Speaker 2: supplements too. And I'm just gonna flat out tell you,
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  Speaker 2: the more God that you can replenish yourself with, the
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  Speaker 2: higher the dosage of God that you are willing to
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  Speaker 2: put into your spiritual self, the possibilities then become limitless.
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  Speaker 1: You actually have the ability to make.
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  Speaker 2: A conscious decision to supplement your body, and you have
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  Speaker 2: a conscious decision to supplement your spirit.
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  Speaker 1: You can do both.
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  Speaker 2: So what I did was, I could just tell you
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  Speaker 2: what I did. I was taking all these supplements. I
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  Speaker 2: started taking supplements while I was about forty five. I
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  Speaker 2: think that's when I began. I was thinking about it
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  Speaker 2: one day and I just went wow, Man. I started
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  Speaker 2: talking to some knowledgeable people. I found out I needed
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  Speaker 2: these things. But then spiritually, man, I.
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  Speaker 1: Started supplementing myself too. I started praying some more.
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  Speaker 2: I started trying to gain a little bit more knowledge
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  Speaker 2: and wisdom and understanding from scriptures and just try to
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  Speaker 2: make sense of all of it, you know, just make
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  Speaker 2: a little bit more sense out of my life, make
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  Speaker 2: sure that I was on the right path. As matter
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  Speaker 2: of fact, get on the right path, find out my
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  Speaker 2: real purpose and my mission in life. And nobody can
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  Speaker 2: do that for you. That's something that you have to
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  Speaker 2: want to do. But I started supplementing my spiritual side
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  Speaker 2: of my life and supplementing my body. Now I happen
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  Speaker 2: to be right now about in the best shape I've
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  Speaker 2: ever been in. Technically, I can assure you though I
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  Speaker 2: am in the best shape spiritually I have ever been
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  Speaker 2: in now my body has looked better, it really has.
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  Speaker 2: I mean, come on now, and where I am in life,
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  Speaker 2: at the stage with the years I've been walking this earth. Man,
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  Speaker 2: I'm cool, but spiritually I'm in the best shape I've
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  Speaker 2: ever been in. And what has done for me, y'all
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  Speaker 2: is it's gave me a peace and a calmness. You
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  Speaker 2: know it used to be, man, I used to fight
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  Speaker 2: so hard against people who attack me. Now, Man, it
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  Speaker 2: ain't that serious to me because now I have a
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  Speaker 2: full understanding that if I come under attack, that God
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  Speaker 2: is with me, because that's a promise he made. That's
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  Speaker 2: Isaiah fifty four seventeen. That's any weapon formed against you,
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  Speaker 2: any weapon formed against you, you shall not prosper.
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  Speaker 1: You can't.
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  Speaker 2: You can't come and get me. I'm not here for
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  Speaker 2: you to take down because you didn't put me here.
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  Speaker 2: So why would I fear a person bringing me down
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  Speaker 2: when they're not the.
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  Speaker 1: Reason that I'm here.
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  Speaker 2: So when you attack me, you have to be careful
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  Speaker 2: because I ain't ever by myself. I formed a relationship
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  Speaker 2: with the most high that I can rely on for protection,
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  Speaker 2: for coverage, and for peace. A lot of times when
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  Speaker 2: things used to stress me, out how to run this,
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  Speaker 2: how to handle this.
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  Speaker 1: How to deal with that.
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  Speaker 2: You know, fame is rough man, and then you put
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  Speaker 2: that together with some business, and you put that together
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  Speaker 2: with your family. You got a lot of stuff you're
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  Speaker 2: trying to tend to. I have a peace of mind
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  Speaker 2: about it now because I have someone who provides me
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  Speaker 2: with a sense of understanding and calmness that lets me
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  Speaker 2: know that this too shall pass. That it ain't just
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  Speaker 2: a saying that I heard old people say that. It
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  Speaker 2: ain't just something my mama used to tell me. It's
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  Speaker 2: something that can really happen. Once you get in understanding,
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  Speaker 2: this too shall pass. This is just another piece of
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  Speaker 2: life that you are now better equipped to handle. I'm
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  Speaker 2: telling you what's done for me. Millions of people out
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  Speaker 2: there hear me, man has done the same thing for them.
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  Speaker 2: I'm telling it new to some people, but it's some
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  Speaker 2: people that show enough understand what I'm saying. And then
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  Speaker 2: if you have known this but kind of forgot it,
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  Speaker 2: it's time for some supplements. So when you get like that,
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  Speaker 2: and now you find yourself in a situation with a
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  Speaker 2: disease or something, you gotta do something. Nah, you gotta
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  Speaker 2: start juicing all your greens. You gotta start detoxing your body.
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  Speaker 2: You gotta start purifying the system. See, the human body
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  Speaker 2: has always had a way to repair itself if you
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  Speaker 2: just give it a chance. Your mind has always had
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  Speaker 2: a chance to repair itself if you give it a chance,
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  Speaker 2: and your spirit always has a chance to repair itself,
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  Speaker 2: if you give it a chance. It's the only way
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  Speaker 2: I can maintain at this level, and it's the only
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  Speaker 2: way I have any.
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  Speaker 1: Chance of going further.
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  Speaker 2: I have to increase my dosage of spiritual supplements. I
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  Speaker 2: got to talk to God a little bit more. I
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  Speaker 2: got to pray a little bit more. I got to
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  Speaker 2: understand his word a little bit more. That's all I'm
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  Speaker 2: telling you, Man, If you do that, if you just
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  Speaker 2: pray more, if you just studied a little bit more, man,
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  Speaker 2: just try to get and understanding, ask him to help
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  Speaker 2: you understand. It will open up the possibilities of your
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  Speaker 2: life into a realm you never could have imagined.
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  Speaker 1: I'm telling you that's real.
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  Speaker 6: Okay, you're listening morning show.
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  Speaker 2: Ladies and gentlemen, Welcome to the Steve Harvey Morning Show.
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  Speaker 2: You feel me, because I feel you. It's great to
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  Speaker 2: be alive. I don't know if you look at it
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  Speaker 2: that way, but I do. Every day I wake up
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  Speaker 2: is a gift, a blessing and honor, and I try
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  Speaker 2: to make every day count. I try to be better
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  Speaker 2: than I was today before. I don't always accomplish that,
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  Speaker 2: but that is the goal I set out to do.
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  Speaker 2: I have accomplished it on many times and many occasions.
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  Speaker 2: Today I think I'm on track.
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  Speaker 1: Though.
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  Speaker 2: I'm gonna be better than I was yesterday. I'm a
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  Speaker 2: little be a little bit more prayerful than I was yesterday.
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  Speaker 2: I'm gonna be a little bit more trusting of Him
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  Speaker 2: as I was yesterday. So that right there alone, and
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  Speaker 2: I'm gonna be more prayerful than i was yesterday.
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  Speaker 1: I'm on point. I'm on point.
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  Speaker 2: I was already already My day already started better than
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  Speaker 2: the one yesterday because I decided I wasn't gonna.
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  Speaker 1: Let the look. The thing about the devil is he can't.
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  Speaker 1: He can't get me long. He give me.
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  Speaker 2: Now, he get me, you know I'm human. He get me,
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  Speaker 2: but you only get me for a little bit. I
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  Speaker 2: gathers myself. Yeah, yeah, I have a weapon that I
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  Speaker 2: can use that works all the time, and it's available
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  Speaker 2: for you.
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  Speaker 1: It's called prayer. Tried, Junior, what's on your mind? Let
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  Speaker 1: me ask you some mu uh? You still in the gym,
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  Speaker 1: I'm still in Jim. I'm tired of this.
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  Speaker 7: What what's your goal for your body? Because I'm about
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  Speaker 7: to give up on mind. I don't even won't be
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  Speaker 7: fine though, I'm tired.
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  Speaker 2: Of what Wait an excuse me back up a little bit.
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  Speaker 2: You don't want to be fine? No, well you've accomplished that,
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  Speaker 2: so now let's see yeah, see yeah, if you don't
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  Speaker 2: want to be fine, no more.
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  Speaker 1: Let me just help you out. You're damn Now do
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  Speaker 1: you want to reset some gold?
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  Speaker 2: See for me, junior, is I'm praying for a life
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  Speaker 2: of longevity, so in that prayer all.
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  Speaker 1: And I believe he'll give it to me too.
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  Speaker 2: But faith without works it's dead. So now you can
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  Speaker 2: ask God for longevity. But if you're not gonna participate
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  Speaker 2: with the work part of it, if you're not gonna
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  Speaker 2: go to the gym, if you're not gonna watch what
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  Speaker 2: you eat. And I'm not saying you gotta eat perfect,
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  Speaker 2: but eighty twenty you know, eighty percent of the time
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  Speaker 2: you gotta put the right stuff in your mouth.
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  Speaker 1: Twenty percent of the time.
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  Speaker 2: You can gonna have you sell some cake, gone, giveself,
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  Speaker 2: some pie, gone down there, get yourself donuting because when
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  Speaker 2: the light on it chrispy Kreme, I don't care who
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  Speaker 2: you are, it's hard to go pass that light.
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  Speaker 1: The light on.
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  Speaker 2: I can't tell you how many times that light didn't act.
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  Speaker 2: When the light came on, I thought it, said Steve.
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  Speaker 2: I ain't lying, dog, so he said, Steve. And so
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  Speaker 2: I'm thinking, man that if you're going to ask God
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  Speaker 2: for something in faith, you got to be willing to
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  Speaker 2: do the work.
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  Speaker 6: I understand.
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  Speaker 1: I was up this morning before radio.
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  Speaker 2: I did ten twelve second sprints on my air bike
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  Speaker 2: this morning.
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  Speaker 1: I felt like throw it up.
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  Speaker 6: All right, guys, great question, Junior. Great answer to Steve.
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  Speaker 8: Coming up at thirty two minutes after the hour, run
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  Speaker 8: that prank back with the nephew right after this.
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  Speaker 6: You're listening hard morning show. It is timed out for
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  Speaker 6: the nephew to run that prank back.
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  Speaker 1: What you got for us, nep the doctor's visit. Yes, yes, yes,
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  Speaker 1: got dog. If you put.
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  Speaker 9: Hello Hello, I'm trying to reach a rogic Elton Please
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  Speaker 9: he's not here.
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  Speaker 10: Can take a message.
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  Speaker 9: My name is mark, ma'am, I'm calling from the club
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  Speaker 9: doctor Robert.
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  Speaker 10: Good music down. Hold on, I'm sorry, say that again.
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  Speaker 9: Okay, can you hear me?
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  Speaker 10: I can hear you now.
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  Speaker 9: I'm trying to reach Roger. He's not here, okay. I'm
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  Speaker 9: calling from from the clinic, from doctor Robert's office and
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  Speaker 9: trying to get some information to him when he Do
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  Speaker 9: you know when he actually be in? No?
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  Speaker 10: Actually I don't. Is everything okay?
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  Speaker 9: Uh? Well, you know everything's fine. I mean, nothing that
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  Speaker 9: can't be handled. But we were trying to actually get
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  Speaker 9: some information to him so that he can actually come
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  Speaker 9: back in for the results.
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  Speaker 10: Okay, well I don't. I don't know when I can.
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  Speaker 10: He's supposed to be here now, I'm not sure when
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  Speaker 10: I can tell you he's going to be back. Who.
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  Speaker 9: I'm sorry I didn't ask you earlier. Man. Who am
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  Speaker 9: I actually speaking with?
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  Speaker 3: This is his girlfriend and your name is Jan Jan.
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  Speaker 9: Okay, so, uh, Jan, you don't you say you don't know?
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  Speaker 9: You don't have an idea when he'll be back.
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  Speaker 10: No kind to make me kind of get a little
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  Speaker 10: concerned though, No.
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  Speaker 9: No, no, wow, Okay, I'll tell you what. This is
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  Speaker 9: the number that he actually left us to give him
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  Speaker 9: a call on his results, and we're not getting an answer.
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  Speaker 9: I don't have another number on hand. Do you have
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  Speaker 9: any specific time I can actually call back and maybe
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  Speaker 9: I'll get him again.
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  Speaker 10: I'm you're making my stomach is getting nervous right now?
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  Speaker 3: Is what is the problem?
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  Speaker 9: Well, actually you know what it is, man as mister
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  Speaker 9: Rogers came in for UH to take a few tests,
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  Speaker 9: and he took some tests and we actually have the
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  Speaker 9: results in and we'd actually really like for him to
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  Speaker 9: come back.
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  Speaker 10: I don't know anything about I'm sorry, I didn't mean
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  Speaker 10: to interrupt you, but I don't know anything about any tests.
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  Speaker 10: He hasn't told me anything about going to a clinic
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  Speaker 10: or anything like that. I see, So what kind of
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  Speaker 10: tests are you talking about?
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  Speaker 9: Well, I mean, ma'am, I'm not really not at liberty
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  Speaker 9: to give you any kind of information unless you're actually
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  Speaker 9: on the paperwork, so you know, it's not even something
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  Speaker 9: that I can discuss unless the patient has signed off
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  Speaker 9: that you are the next of ken or the person
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  Speaker 9: that can we can actually give the information to. You?
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  Speaker 9: Do I know you?
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  Speaker 10: I do, and I'm pretty certain, I mean the way
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  Speaker 10: we operate in this house, so I'm pretty certain that
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  Speaker 10: that I'm on the paperwork.
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  Speaker 9: So would you see let me pull up Roger's stuff
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  Speaker 9: on computer here and i'll see what I give me
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  Speaker 9: one second, please sure, Okay, okay, let's see now. Let
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  Speaker 9: me scroll down for next of ken. Okay, I got
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  Speaker 9: a Janis that is me?
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  Speaker 10: I mean everybody called me jam but that's me Janie.
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  Speaker 9: Wow.
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  Speaker 10: Okay, send me your name again. I'm sorry, what's your
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  Speaker 10: name again?
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  Speaker 9: Mark? Mark? Like I said, I'm the clerk here at
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  Speaker 9: doctor Robert Offers, and I guess I am at Liberty
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  Speaker 9: to tell you what's going on? Please do Mister Roger
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  Speaker 9: came in and took some STD test STD yes, and
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  Speaker 9: I guess at this point I should just maybe both
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  Speaker 9: of you guys would come in and wait.
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  Speaker 10: Wait a minute, everybody, wait, no, no, no, no, no,
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  Speaker 10: no no, I need you to finish what you were
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  Speaker 10: just saying.
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  Speaker 9: Well, no, that's what I'm saying.
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  Speaker 2: Man.
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  Speaker 9: What has happened is he's been diagnosed with as well as.
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  Speaker 10: You got to be kidding me.
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  Speaker 3: You have got to be kidding me.
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  Speaker 10: Okay, I'm not hearing this.
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  Speaker 9: Do you understand what that means?
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  Speaker 10: Do you understand that he lived in my household. Do
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  Speaker 10: you understand that that means that he has been dipping
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  Speaker 10: somewhere else because I have been not doing anything that
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  Speaker 10: would even come close to bringing something to.
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  Speaker 3: Him like that.
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  Speaker 10: So it's our parents that this man has been outside
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  Speaker 10: of my household and doing when he has no business
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  Speaker 10: doing it, and bring.
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  Speaker 1: It back in.
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  Speaker 9: I'm not at liberty to making any accusations like that.
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  Speaker 9: I cannot say anything like that. All I can say
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  Speaker 9: is I'd like for both of you. You know, it'd
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  Speaker 9: be good for both of you guys to come in.
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  Speaker 9: They well tell you, though this is something treatable, it
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  Speaker 9: is curable.
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  Speaker 10: Care about it being treatable or curable. What I care
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  Speaker 10: about is the fact that he apparently has been somewhere
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  Speaker 10: with some trick and brought something back home to my household.
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  Speaker 10: That's what I care about.
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  Speaker 9: I do understand that, Miss Dannis. I do, but you
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  Speaker 9: have to understand my position and what I'm trying to do.
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  Speaker 9: I'm just trying to reach it out.
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  Speaker 10: And well, listen, you happen to call my household, you
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  Speaker 10: just have to have to be on the on the
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  Speaker 10: other side of it. I'm sorry you're getting most of it,
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  Speaker 10: but I tell you what what you need to do
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  Speaker 10: is you need to make him an appointment and I
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  Speaker 10: will meet him there.
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  Speaker 9: He will be when he ant Wait a minute, I'm sorry.
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  Speaker 10: You need to make him an appointment to come out
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  Speaker 10: to take a look at these results you're talking about.
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  Speaker 10: And guess who will show up at the door before
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  Speaker 10: he gets there?
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  Speaker 9: Me, that's I think you, pet. I mean, since you're
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  Speaker 9: the next better for you, just that's it to tell
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  Speaker 9: him what's going on. Since I you know this is
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  Speaker 9: the plan, you need to give him.
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  Speaker 10: You need to give him a call.
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  Speaker 9: And to give you aseel phone number you have, Yes,
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  Speaker 9: I have a bet. Okay, I got it. Okay, you
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  Speaker 9: call him.
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  Speaker 10: And set a twelve new appointment. Trust me when I
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  Speaker 10: tell you, when he walks through that door and seize
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  Speaker 10: my faith.
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  Speaker 11: He will know.
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  Speaker 9: Okay, okay, miss Michell. I'm not trying to create chaos
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  Speaker 9: to let mister Rogers know that we need him to
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  Speaker 9: come actually into the building.
• 18:59
  Speaker 10: Goodness, give two about the call. All I know is
• 19:03
  Speaker 10: you make that appointment. I will get there before he
• 19:05
  Speaker 10: gets there and his own I'm telling you that's how
• 19:09
  Speaker 10: it's gonna wrong. Do you understand me?
• 19:11
  Speaker 9: Ms Msmithsis, I can't allow any chaos to be going
• 19:14
  Speaker 9: on in the building. I cannot allow that create it.
• 19:18
  Speaker 10: Let me tell you something, I don't care. I could
• 19:20
  Speaker 10: care less about what you feel about it and what
• 19:23
  Speaker 10: you can and can't do. All I'm telling you is
• 19:26
  Speaker 10: you call.
• 19:29
  Speaker 9: Im looking for mister Rogers and you called him soon.
• 19:32
  Speaker 10: To be white.
• 19:34
  Speaker 9: You know what?
• 19:34
  Speaker 10: Correction? Correction soon to not be white.
• 19:37
  Speaker 9: Okay, I got one more thing I do need to
• 19:40
  Speaker 9: tell you, though, miss.
• 19:41
  Speaker 10: You know what I can't deal with another thing. I
• 19:43
  Speaker 10: swear to God, don't tell me everything out.
• 19:45
  Speaker 9: But I do have a.
• 19:47
  Speaker 10: Make the appointment. That's all I care about.
• 19:49
  Speaker 9: You make your appointment, make your point. But I need
• 19:51
  Speaker 9: you to ask for somebody when you come to the clinic.
• 19:53
  Speaker 9: I need you to ask for one person and then
• 19:55
  Speaker 9: they will take care of you.
• 19:57
  Speaker 10: Who do I need to ask for us?
• 19:59
  Speaker 3: Okay?
• 19:59
  Speaker 9: You need to ask as for nephew Tommy from the
• 20:01
  Speaker 9: Steve Harvey Morning Show, because that's who I am. You
• 20:04
  Speaker 9: just got pranked by your husband, Roger. You know what?
• 20:10
  Speaker 2: Oh my.
• 20:13
  Speaker 9: Turn me tell me.
• 20:15
  Speaker 10: I listened to you everyone. No, Oh my goodness, I
• 20:19
  Speaker 10: am so embarrassed.
• 20:21
  Speaker 9: And wait till are you all right?
• 20:25
  Speaker 10: Oh my gosh, I am, I am old.
• 20:29
  Speaker 3: I'm done, I'm done.
• 20:30
  Speaker 9: I got I got one more thing I got to ask. Okay,
• 20:35
  Speaker 9: what is the baddest that I mean, the baddest radio
• 20:38
  Speaker 9: show in the land, the one.
• 20:39
  Speaker 10: I wake up to every morning, The Steve Harvey Morning Show.
• 20:43
  Speaker 6: All right, thank you, nephew.
• 20:45
  Speaker 8: Coming up next, ask the c l O, our Chief
• 20:47
  Speaker 8: Love Officer, Steve Harvey in the building right after this,
• 20:51
  Speaker 8: I'm a boost. You're listening hard morning show. It's time
• 20:57
  Speaker 8: yeah for ask the c l O. Cheaf Love Officer
• 21:01
  Speaker 8: Steve Harvey.
• 21:02
  Speaker 1: Here we go.
• 21:03
  Speaker 8: Glow in South Florida says, I'm married and my husband
• 21:07
  Speaker 8: told me that he's always wanted a threesome, so I
• 21:11
  Speaker 8: was considering it for his fortieth birthday. He got overly
• 21:15
  Speaker 8: excited and sent me pictures of five women for me
• 21:18
  Speaker 8: to select from. Should I be concerned that he already
• 21:21
  Speaker 8: had a list of women?
• 21:22
  Speaker 6: And do I have to choose one of them?
• 21:24
  Speaker 2: Please advise where do you think the fantasy came from?
• 21:30
  Speaker 2: But see the fact that you are considered it. He went, okay, cool,
• 21:35
  Speaker 2: will let me help you. And now your concern is
• 21:40
  Speaker 2: should I be concerned about him? The fact that he
• 21:43
  Speaker 2: wants to introduce it into your marriage. Your bigger concern
• 21:46
  Speaker 2: is you entertaining it. So you ain't no need of
• 21:48
  Speaker 2: you getting mad at your husband because you entertaining this
• 21:51
  Speaker 2: mess right here.
• 21:52
  Speaker 1: So just let us know how it work out for you.
• 21:57
  Speaker 1: That's a lot happening in that room, you know that, boy, people,
• 22:01
  Speaker 1: there's a lot happening.
• 22:02
  Speaker 2: Listen, Like met, you got to have some talks to
• 22:09
  Speaker 2: some people so you can get some clearity on how
• 22:11
  Speaker 2: it done.
• 22:11
  Speaker 1: Don't go in there trying to feel your way through
• 22:14
  Speaker 1: that relationship. Go ahead.
• 22:19
  Speaker 8: Ship Skyler and Saint Louis writes. I'm thirty and my
• 22:23
  Speaker 8: boyfriend of six years recently broke up with me and
• 22:25
  Speaker 8: he moved on quickly, and now he lives with a
• 22:27
  Speaker 8: woman that is five years older than him. He's very
• 22:30
  Speaker 8: rude when I talk to him, and he said she
• 22:32
  Speaker 8: doesn't want him speaking to me. I lost my best
• 22:35
  Speaker 8: friend and lover. How can he let her control who
• 22:39
  Speaker 8: he talks to?
• 22:40
  Speaker 2: Why are you trying to talk to him? You hold
• 22:43
  Speaker 2: You're trying to hang on to somebody that don't want you.
• 22:48
  Speaker 2: That's all to it. And I've lost my best friend.
• 22:51
  Speaker 2: Your no, he wasn't your best friend. If that was
• 22:53
  Speaker 2: your best friend. You need to get some better friends.
• 22:57
  Speaker 2: See you all keep red. What holds a lot of
• 23:01
  Speaker 2: people from their futures. They keep being defined by your past.
• 23:05
  Speaker 2: He was my lover and my best friend. You were
• 23:07
  Speaker 2: just his girlfriend for six months. He ain't even live
• 23:11
  Speaker 2: with you. He'd have moved in with this other woman.
• 23:14
  Speaker 1: So that's it. You know who you think.
• 23:16
  Speaker 2: Quit trying to be something that you worried. It wasn't
• 23:19
  Speaker 2: even healthy for you in the first place. He gone,
• 23:24
  Speaker 2: how can she control who he talked to?
• 23:26
  Speaker 1: He don't want to talk to you.
• 23:29
  Speaker 6: That's right, Jesus, all right, call.
• 23:34
  Speaker 1: Yes, let's go show.
• 23:35
  Speaker 8: Moving on to Mike Clo and Queens, Mike writes, have
• 23:39
  Speaker 8: been dating this great woman for five months. I love
• 23:43
  Speaker 8: everything about her except her feet. She doesn't believe in
• 23:49
  Speaker 8: getting pedicures. I take care of myself and I love
• 23:52
  Speaker 8: for my woman to have moisturized feet and polished toenails.
• 23:56
  Speaker 8: I've thought about doing the pedicure myself. Would that be
• 23:59
  Speaker 8: sweet or offensive?
• 24:01
  Speaker 2: I don't know how you're gonna do it, because I
• 24:03
  Speaker 2: ain't gonna be able to go down there like that.
• 24:05
  Speaker 2: You got her bad feet. I'm not believe a hold
• 24:07
  Speaker 2: you're foot in my hands without comment. First of all,
• 24:09
  Speaker 2: I gotta take this COVID MADS mask off so you
• 24:12
  Speaker 2: can hear what I got to say.
• 24:13
  Speaker 1: And then I think it just ain't gonna work right here?
• 24:16
  Speaker 1: Who's wrong with you? Ladies?
• 24:19
  Speaker 2: Y'all can't be laying in the bed and y'all feet
• 24:21
  Speaker 2: at the foot of the bed in the blanket come
• 24:24
  Speaker 2: up and you can't tell whose foot belong to who.
• 24:27
  Speaker 2: I want my woman's foot to look like it's her foot.
• 24:30
  Speaker 2: I want to have toenail polish on it and stuff.
• 24:32
  Speaker 2: I just got a pedicure the other day. She don't
• 24:35
  Speaker 2: get pedicured. She don't or her feet. What what you
• 24:39
  Speaker 2: gotta make? You gotta make this a mandate dog. You
• 24:41
  Speaker 2: got to say, hey, this is offensive. You're too beautiful
• 24:44
  Speaker 2: to do that. Pay for the pedicure. Had the lady
• 24:46
  Speaker 2: come to the house. They got mobile pedicure units and everything.
• 24:49
  Speaker 2: Now you know, had once a week here she come.
• 24:53
  Speaker 2: It's got a standing appointment period. But we have a
• 24:57
  Speaker 2: standing appointment. Now, Yeah, that the first one is gonna
• 25:00
  Speaker 2: be some work. She's gonna be snatching her foot back
• 25:04
  Speaker 2: work because you ain't.
• 25:07
  Speaker 1: It's gonna take a minute on that person.
• 25:09
  Speaker 2: You got, and you got to make sure that the
• 25:11
  Speaker 2: person that's doing the petiture is gentle. Because I had
• 25:13
  Speaker 2: a lady one time. I don't know who she thought
• 25:15
  Speaker 2: I was. She I looked down there and she had
• 25:21
  Speaker 2: my whole big toe inside of her fist, filing it,
• 25:26
  Speaker 2: and I could I was hyperventilating because I was because
• 25:31
  Speaker 2: my big toe has never been away from the rest
• 25:34
  Speaker 2: of his friends for any extended they come to they
• 25:37
  Speaker 2: always touching my toes.
• 25:39
  Speaker 1: I like, got it.
• 25:40
  Speaker 2: I can't spread my toes where they don't touch. I
• 25:43
  Speaker 2: don't have I don't have baby toes. I got grown
• 25:45
  Speaker 2: ass man toe. My foot don't look like a web.
• 25:48
  Speaker 2: My toes is always touching. And she reached down and
• 25:51
  Speaker 2: took my big toe and had it inside her fist
• 25:55
  Speaker 2: and was just filing it. I couldn't even breathe.
• 25:58
  Speaker 1: Good man.
• 25:59
  Speaker 2: I was hyper villa later because I was scared, and
• 26:04
  Speaker 2: Mississippi Monica had referred her and had her come to
• 26:08
  Speaker 2: my office in Chicago. She's never been back.
• 26:13
  Speaker 6: Evil Monica has his little baby feet.
• 26:17
  Speaker 1: Man.
• 26:17
  Speaker 2: I get my big toe looked like a microphone. You
• 26:20
  Speaker 2: sit up here and there pull it away from the
• 26:22
  Speaker 2: rest of them.
• 26:23
  Speaker 7: I said, man, the Temptations and the big Toe of thee.
• 26:28
  Speaker 12: Indeed, this is a group, all right, all right, so
• 26:40
  Speaker 12: you think he should go ahead and do it.
• 26:42
  Speaker 6: Just schedule it and get it out of the way.
• 26:44
  Speaker 6: Whether it's defensive or not.
• 26:46
  Speaker 1: She'll get over it. Yeah, all right.
• 26:49
  Speaker 8: So last one joy and Little Rock says, I'm forty
• 26:52
  Speaker 8: one and I'm dating a wealthy man that has four
• 26:55
  Speaker 8: cars and a mansion. But he has the smallest mmm
• 27:01
  Speaker 8: oh wow, male body parts.
• 27:03
  Speaker 6: And you know which one I'm talking about.
• 27:05
  Speaker 8: Ever, Okay, he says, I'm sure he knows I'm faking it,
• 27:12
  Speaker 8: so I shut up.
• 27:14
  Speaker 6: So I should be honest.
• 27:15
  Speaker 8: So should I be honest and see if there are
• 27:18
  Speaker 8: ways we can make the experience better?
• 27:20
  Speaker 6: Or do I keep faking it.
• 27:23
  Speaker 1: I don't know what you're gonna do to make it better.
• 27:25
  Speaker 1: I don't really know what you're gonna do.
• 27:27
  Speaker 2: But you do understand why he's worked so hard to
• 27:30
  Speaker 2: become wealthy because he needed all the other stuff. He
• 27:34
  Speaker 2: got them cars, he got that mansion, he got this money,
• 27:38
  Speaker 2: and now he got somebody gonna just play long with
• 27:40
  Speaker 2: the game, and you just gonna til you're making with
• 27:43
  Speaker 2: the game. I don't know what you're gonna do, you know,
• 27:45
  Speaker 2: unless you could just allow him to you know, since
• 27:49
  Speaker 2: he's so small, you're gonna have to let him, you know,
• 27:53
  Speaker 2: you know, let's let's not be vulgar or anything. But
• 27:59
  Speaker 2: maybe you just gonna have to suggest to him to
• 28:01
  Speaker 2: use more things. You know, might have to just say
• 28:05
  Speaker 2: to him, you know, and you might have to say
• 28:07
  Speaker 2: something you have to.
• 28:08
  Speaker 6: So you're saying she should be honest.
• 28:11
  Speaker 1: Well, he well he needs help and he don't have
• 28:15
  Speaker 1: enough of he know it.
• 28:18
  Speaker 9: You know it.
• 28:20
  Speaker 8: So you're saying she should be honest and see if
• 28:23
  Speaker 8: there are ways that they can make the experience better.
• 28:25
  Speaker 6: That's what she wants to.
• 28:25
  Speaker 1: Well, I don't know what he's gonna do. I'm trying to.
• 28:28
  Speaker 1: I don't know what he can do unless you're going
• 28:30
  Speaker 1: to allow him to.
• 28:31
  Speaker 6: Take in a mansion and all that money isn't enough.
• 28:35
  Speaker 1: You got to buy some more cars or something. He
• 28:37
  Speaker 1: got to do something, He got to do something.
• 28:39
  Speaker 6: All right, Celo, is your voice trails off? Thank you?
• 28:44
  Speaker 6: You're listening morning show?
• 28:49
  Speaker 1: All right?
• 28:49
  Speaker 8: So, Carly, you recently talked about pet peeves on your
• 28:52
  Speaker 8: Instagram page at lips by Carla.
• 28:55
  Speaker 4: What are your pets people who are late all the time,
• 29:01
  Speaker 4: all the time.
• 29:02
  Speaker 1: I can't stand there. You hated it.
• 29:06
  Speaker 6: Yeah, that's one of my major pet politicals.
• 29:08
  Speaker 1: What's everybody grunting for? I'm kind of late.
• 29:12
  Speaker 7: I don't know, I'm singing all the time.
• 29:17
  Speaker 1: That church program, you see the same person late every.
• 29:19
  Speaker 4: Since and they only got to have a whole lot
• 29:23
  Speaker 4: of stuff and slide in with the big ass this
• 29:25
  Speaker 4: something I'm just saying.
• 29:31
  Speaker 1: And then they always sing. They started already, yeah they
• 29:33
  Speaker 1: started started.
• 29:35
  Speaker 6: Yeah, you're late for the Lord, all right? So so
• 29:38
  Speaker 6: uh now Steve J. Anthony Brown, Uh, he's here to
• 29:43
  Speaker 6: get things started. He has more pet peeves.
• 29:45
  Speaker 4: So I hate, Hey, I pretty much hate everybody. Here's
• 29:48
  Speaker 4: what I really hate. People who sing with the radio
• 29:51
  Speaker 4: and I'm in the car driving. Damn it. I don't
• 29:53
  Speaker 4: want singing. Okay, no singing. I don't care if you
• 29:57
  Speaker 4: know the song. We don't want singing. I don't.
• 30:00
  Speaker 1: I don't like it.
• 30:00
  Speaker 4: Okay. People who point at stuff when you driving, Oh
• 30:04
  Speaker 4: they're building over there.
• 30:05
  Speaker 1: They just I don't.
• 30:07
  Speaker 4: I don't like that, Okay, okay, I don't you know
• 30:10
  Speaker 4: what these people? I don't like people who don't know
• 30:12
  Speaker 4: when the conversation is over with on the phone. You
• 30:15
  Speaker 4: ever talk somebody, okay, alright, alright man, and then this
• 30:31
  Speaker 4: you talk, I don't done about sixteen. You watch out
• 30:34
  Speaker 4: there now and they sit on the damn.
• 30:38
  Speaker 6: You just hang up, jack.
• 30:41
  Speaker 4: People people see see you in earbud zone. You got
• 30:45
  Speaker 4: both of them in your ear. They see these white
• 30:47
  Speaker 4: things in your ear, and they're trying to talk to you.
• 30:50
  Speaker 4: Don't you hate people who do that, don't you see
• 30:51
  Speaker 4: I'm listening to something. I'm just listening to.
• 30:55
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I got it.
• 30:56
  Speaker 2: I got him in here, you got yeah me? You know,
• 31:01
  Speaker 2: I got these ears ear boys, and not to talk.
• 31:06
  Speaker 1: He want. I can't stand right here. I can't stand
• 31:09
  Speaker 1: short people that act like they ain't.
• 31:13
  Speaker 4: What do you mean, don't care?
• 31:15
  Speaker 1: Well? You sure don't. You all right all in here,
• 31:20
  Speaker 1: you know, complaining.
• 31:21
  Speaker 4: About the height for the curve.
• 31:22
  Speaker 2: And you know they all they are to lower this down.
• 31:26
  Speaker 2: Why the seal up on the top shelf ain't dog dog?
• 31:31
  Speaker 2: The cereal is up there.
• 31:33
  Speaker 4: You have a little get together at your house, which
• 31:35
  Speaker 4: ain't regular. I ain't gonna have them all the time.
• 31:37
  Speaker 4: I probably ain't had one in like eight years. But
• 31:39
  Speaker 4: people who don't know when the party is over. Once
• 31:42
  Speaker 4: you sun, once lights start coming on, it's time to
• 31:46
  Speaker 4: go home. Okay, time to take you. We don't have
• 31:49
  Speaker 4: to take the party outside and talk.
• 31:51
  Speaker 1: I'll put you on.
• 31:52
  Speaker 2: Yeah, Steve, Steve, I got I got ANMB one for you.
• 31:55
  Speaker 2: J I don't like fake shouters at shirt.
• 32:00
  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, that's true.
• 32:01
  Speaker 2: I don't like people that's running laps around the church.
• 32:04
  Speaker 2: Then stop and say, excuse me.
• 32:09
  Speaker 4: The spirit don't feel a damn thing cold.
• 32:13
  Speaker 7: If you're in the spirit running too that wall get everything.
• 32:16
  Speaker 1: God got Flad.
• 32:17
  Speaker 6: You don't know how that works?
• 32:21
  Speaker 9: Yeah?
• 32:22
  Speaker 1: Are you so into it? How you see that wall?
• 32:25
  Speaker 6: You're not unconscious?
• 32:31
  Speaker 2: Hey, hey, hey, what y'all ain't gonna do now is
• 32:34
  Speaker 2: dissect the damn joke.
• 32:38
  Speaker 1: That's what y'all ain't gonna do.
• 32:40
  Speaker 4: Oh you know what I'm saying. You know what I'm saying.
• 32:43
  Speaker 4: People who can't hear at the movies, don't go to
• 32:45
  Speaker 4: the movies if you can't hear a damn thing.
• 32:48
  Speaker 1: So what what did they say?
• 32:49
  Speaker 9: What? What? What?
• 32:51
  Speaker 1: What did they save me?
• 32:53
  Speaker 9: What?
• 32:53
  Speaker 1: What what happened?
• 32:55
  Speaker 8: What?
• 32:55
  Speaker 4: What did the girl say?
• 32:58
  Speaker 1: But what did they what? Who was? What did they say? Hear?
• 33:03
  Speaker 4: Go on?
• 33:03
  Speaker 1: I don't like.
• 33:05
  Speaker 2: Sitting in the lobby at the doctor's office with the
• 33:09
  Speaker 2: old lash outdated magazine.
• 33:13
  Speaker 1: Why don't they throw them away?
• 33:14
  Speaker 13: Man?
• 33:15
  Speaker 1: You be sitting up in here, Man, I ain't come
• 33:17
  Speaker 1: in here to read no damn feel and stream, you.
• 33:26
  Speaker 3: Know what I mean.
• 33:27
  Speaker 4: Now, I have never done this because I always have
• 33:29
  Speaker 4: an earbuss. But older people they do.
• 33:32
  Speaker 1: This a lot.
• 33:32
  Speaker 4: They have the phone in their hands and the other person.
• 33:35
  Speaker 4: You could hear the other person talking because they're holding
• 33:38
  Speaker 4: the phone, so you hear two damn conversations. So what
• 33:43
  Speaker 4: time you're gonna get off? I'm gonna be over there
• 33:45
  Speaker 4: by four o'clock. Well, I'm standing in the emergency room
• 33:48
  Speaker 4: because we came down here to see if timon. Well,
• 33:51
  Speaker 4: then alright, how is.
• 33:52
  Speaker 13: He doing that?
• 33:53
  Speaker 4: Well, he ain't doing that, yeod. Right now, we've been
• 33:55
  Speaker 4: sitting in the whole. You hit a whole damn.
• 34:00
  Speaker 9: I hate that.
• 34:01
  Speaker 6: God know.
• 34:04
  Speaker 2: This from back in the day, struggling didn't have the money.
• 34:10
  Speaker 2: Go to a football game. Be in the damn bleachers
• 34:15
  Speaker 2: with the seats that's as far away from the field
• 34:19
  Speaker 2: as you can get. The dude behind me is hollering
• 34:24
  Speaker 2: to the players like they can hear him.
• 34:29
  Speaker 1: The whole. They don't even know we here. You don't
• 34:37
  Speaker 1: shut your ass up?
• 34:38
  Speaker 4: Anybody know what I hate, Jay?
• 34:43
  Speaker 7: I hate being in the room where people need help
• 34:45
  Speaker 7: getting up. I hate to be the person keep pulling
• 34:48
  Speaker 7: everybody ass up.
• 34:50
  Speaker 6: What you're getting up for?
• 34:51
  Speaker 7: You can't stand up on your own? See like a
• 34:52
  Speaker 7: personal problem to me. I get up five, Help me up.
• 34:56
  Speaker 1: Hey, come on here and help me up.
• 34:58
  Speaker 6: Help your own ass up.
• 35:00
  Speaker 1: You gotta rock them first. You gotta you got a
• 35:03
  Speaker 1: rock one, I got one, I got one right here.
• 35:06
  Speaker 1: You guys say everything you.
• 35:07
  Speaker 4: At somebody's house. You're exchanging the restroom. He's coming out.
• 35:11
  Speaker 1: You going in?
• 35:12
  Speaker 4: Warn me what you just did, Let me know, let
• 35:16
  Speaker 4: me know theree some damage in that. Don't just let
• 35:19
  Speaker 4: you walk in walking in blind? Okay, your heads up?
• 35:25
  Speaker 4: Hey man, Hey, hey, hey dog, I just wouldn't.
• 35:29
  Speaker 6: Gonna have And on that note, day, we're moving on.
• 35:34
  Speaker 8: You're listening hardy morning show time Now for would you
• 35:39
  Speaker 8: rather first one? Would you rather lose your sense of
• 35:43
  Speaker 8: feeling during sex? Or would you rather lose your sense
• 35:46
  Speaker 8: of taste during sex?
• 35:47
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna go with taste. Yeah, I'm gonna follow him
• 35:50
  Speaker 1: with the taste. You lose the feeling, feeling, lose your taste?
• 35:54
  Speaker 9: What?
• 35:55
  Speaker 1: What the hell? Lose your taste? What flavors you for?
• 36:00
  Speaker 1: I mean, hold what what taste?
• 36:04
  Speaker 7: I'm just saying, Hell going on, I'm gonna lose he's feeling.
• 36:08
  Speaker 7: I ain't gonna lose the feeling. Okay, you want the
• 36:10
  Speaker 7: feeling lose? No apples in here?
• 36:14
  Speaker 1: Whoa you got? You ain't got to use that loation
• 36:18
  Speaker 1: no more. I'm cool.
• 36:22
  Speaker 13: I'm still gonna put this honey all over you though.
• 36:24
  Speaker 13: I'm gonna do that. You know, I'm gonna. I ain't
• 36:26
  Speaker 13: got taste of damn thing too much. It ain't taste
• 36:31
  Speaker 13: something after no, damn way. It's question you know about.
• 36:35
  Speaker 6: This chop all right?
• 36:38
  Speaker 8: Would you rather go on the show sixty days in
• 36:42
  Speaker 8: or dating naked?
• 36:44
  Speaker 6: Which one?
• 36:45
  Speaker 13: Oh?
• 36:46
  Speaker 1: No, go to jail?
• 36:47
  Speaker 6: That's one about No, Oh.
• 36:49
  Speaker 1: No, I'm dating naked. He's sitting up there, ass naked.
• 36:53
  Speaker 2: With my legs crossed, with gash wine in my hands
• 36:57
  Speaker 2: and cigarette with a door dropping in my lap.
• 37:00
  Speaker 1: You not going up in this jail for those sixty
• 37:02
  Speaker 1: damn days? No, not me.
• 37:08
  Speaker 2: A hoot dropping ashes on my stomach and stuff. Damn
• 37:11
  Speaker 2: Steve built bag. Yeah, yeah, but I'm free. Yeah, yeah,
• 37:19
  Speaker 2: all right.
• 37:20
  Speaker 8: Would you rather walk to the mailbox naked? Or would
• 37:25
  Speaker 8: you rather wear a Texans helmet to church?
• 37:29
  Speaker 1: That mail box.
• 37:32
  Speaker 6: Naked?
• 37:33
  Speaker 1: Texans helmet to church?
• 37:35
  Speaker 9: Man?
• 37:35
  Speaker 6: What Texans from here? You're from?
• 37:37
  Speaker 4: Yeah, you're I'm going naked.
• 37:40
  Speaker 1: You saw our record we four and thirteen vers nicked.
• 37:45
  Speaker 1: I didn't. I haven't been to the mailbox naked before.
• 37:50
  Speaker 1: I hope it was at night. You can't see my
• 37:55
  Speaker 1: mailbox no way. So you just said, let me check
• 37:59
  Speaker 1: the mail real quick an get into that. Yeah, that's
• 38:07
  Speaker 1: what's the whole option.
• 38:10
  Speaker 6: Okay.
• 38:11
  Speaker 8: Would you rather live in a mega yacht for one
• 38:13
  Speaker 8: year or in a penthouse in Vegas?
• 38:16
  Speaker 1: Vegas? Vegas, Vegas.
• 38:19
  Speaker 13: Ain't fooling with the water, y'all. I'm not doing it man, Vegas.
• 38:28
  Speaker 13: All the ass mess man, who I'm yacht?
• 38:33
  Speaker 1: So you're yeah, because you can dog, let me tell
• 38:36
  Speaker 1: you something. Put me in the Mediterranean. I can go.
• 38:40
  Speaker 1: I can go to Monte Carlo and Gamble Jr. On
• 38:44
  Speaker 1: the strip. Yeah, but I could do that bed house
• 38:48
  Speaker 1: in Vegas too.
• 38:50
  Speaker 6: All right, that doesn't for today's roundup?
• 38:52
  Speaker 8: Would you rather you're listening Hard Morning Show time now
• 38:57
  Speaker 8: to check Steve's voicemail and if you would like to
• 39:00
  Speaker 8: leave Steve a voicemail, call eight seven seven twenty nine
• 39:03
  Speaker 8: Steve and you could hear your message on the radio.
• 39:06
  Speaker 6: All right, Steve, here we go. This is a call
• 39:09
  Speaker 6: about men in the relationship.
• 39:11
  Speaker 2: Hi.
• 39:12
  Speaker 14: See, my name is said Kaylie Williams. I'm twenty three
• 39:14
  Speaker 14: years old, calling in from out Stata Sosada. I'm listening
• 39:17
  Speaker 14: to your guys' conversation right now about men enclosure and
• 39:22
  Speaker 14: it's not usually.
• 39:23
  Speaker 15: The woman, it's the man.
• 39:24
  Speaker 14: And I'm literally going through this like right now, like
• 39:28
  Speaker 14: where a guy came into my life with somebody who
• 39:30
  Speaker 14: I knew from high school, trusted him, and out of nowhere, he's.
• 39:34
  Speaker 12: Just like, yeah, this didn't gonna work.
• 39:36
  Speaker 14: And I want to go back to the point of
• 39:39
  Speaker 14: did you know that I was quote unquote too much
• 39:43
  Speaker 14: when you came into my life?
• 39:45
  Speaker 10: Because mind you, a lot of times men will.
• 39:49
  Speaker 15: Set up this facade of willing to be attentive and
• 39:53
  Speaker 15: willing who will be supportive and listening, and then once
• 39:57
  Speaker 15: that woman starts exercise and that's now is too much.
• 40:01
  Speaker 14: Now you can't uphold it. It's like why are you
• 40:03
  Speaker 14: showering me and candy talking to me all sweek and
• 40:07
  Speaker 14: then you say you don't want a relationship just like
• 40:10
  Speaker 14: it makes sense.
• 40:11
  Speaker 10: That's all.
• 40:12
  Speaker 15: Thank you guys so much.
• 40:13
  Speaker 14: I hope you guys have a lasting, glorious day.
• 40:16
  Speaker 1: Wow, very well, said young lady. Here, let me help
• 40:19
  Speaker 1: you with this part right here.
• 40:21
  Speaker 2: You gotta understand when you're in there into a relationship
• 40:24
  Speaker 2: with a man for the first two weeks, you are
• 40:29
  Speaker 2: going to meet the most attentive, best representative of himself
• 40:36
  Speaker 2: you could possibly meet. Most dudes have got the two
• 40:41
  Speaker 2: week game mastered, what to say, how to be because
• 40:45
  Speaker 2: you can, as you use the word facade, you can
• 40:48
  Speaker 2: keep up a facade for two weeks. Two weeks, it's
• 40:52
  Speaker 2: two weeks is really good. It's hard to do that
• 40:54
  Speaker 2: over a ninety day stretch. No, it really is hard
• 40:58
  Speaker 2: to pull that off over ninety day stres. It's been done,
• 41:01
  Speaker 2: but it's harder. And so to protect yourselves, women, before
• 41:06
  Speaker 2: you give into this, oh my god, this is too
• 41:09
  Speaker 2: good to be true, you have to develop the questions
• 41:12
  Speaker 2: and the test to find out early if it is
• 41:16
  Speaker 2: too good to be true.
• 41:18
  Speaker 1: And that's why I created the ninety day rule.
• 41:21
  Speaker 8: All right, Steven, we have another call from a woman
• 41:23
  Speaker 8: about men being the provider.
• 41:26
  Speaker 11: I just heard you say, Steve, I got to tell
• 41:28
  Speaker 11: in that women wants security when a man meets a
• 41:31
  Speaker 11: woman's game on. I'm really sick of women who look
• 41:34
  Speaker 11: for security and a man. The word says, God bless
• 41:38
  Speaker 11: a child who has their own. No, that's not the word,
• 41:40
  Speaker 11: but the saying goal, God bless the child that has
• 41:43
  Speaker 11: his her own. And also the word does say if
• 41:46
  Speaker 11: a man wants to eat, he has to work. If
• 41:48
  Speaker 11: a man don't work, he don't eat. That goes for
• 41:50
  Speaker 11: a wall man. Also, I've never looked for a man
• 41:53
  Speaker 11: to be my security. God has been my source. I
• 41:56
  Speaker 11: just retired from my job after forty two years. God
• 41:59
  Speaker 11: is bless me to take care of myself. I'm so
• 42:02
  Speaker 11: sick and tired of women who look to a man
• 42:04
  Speaker 11: to take care of her. What I want from a
• 42:07
  Speaker 11: man is loyalty, love, understanding, communication. I want to believe
• 42:12
  Speaker 11: that I can believe in him because I want to.
• 42:15
  Speaker 11: I don't get with a man because of what he
• 42:17
  Speaker 11: can do for me. Never have, never will never will.
• 42:20
  Speaker 11: I love the black man. I love you, Steve Harvey.
• 42:23
  Speaker 11: Happy belated birthday. Hello to all of your crew, Stay safe.
• 42:26
  Speaker 3: Be blessed by by it.
• 42:28
  Speaker 2: You know what, she made some valid points, but I
• 42:30
  Speaker 2: want to show her something. I stand by what I
• 42:33
  Speaker 2: said what a woman looks for she's not arguing that point.
• 42:36
  Speaker 2: She's talking about her standpoint. What a woman looks for
• 42:39
  Speaker 2: in a man is security. But the things you describe
• 42:43
  Speaker 2: that you want are forms of security. Loyalty is security.
• 42:49
  Speaker 2: You want to know that your heart is safe with him.
• 42:52
  Speaker 2: You won't love. You want to feel like you belong
• 42:55
  Speaker 2: to somebody, like like you're somebody. Somebody. You want a
• 42:58
  Speaker 2: person that can communicate with you. That's security. You won't understanding.
• 43:02
  Speaker 2: You want to believe in him.
• 43:05
  Speaker 1: That's security system.
• 43:07
  Speaker 2: And then you need to package that up with when
• 43:10
  Speaker 2: your chips is down, will he be there? See y'all
• 43:16
  Speaker 2: please stop that everybody looking for security.
• 43:20
  Speaker 1: Now. I appreciate you.
• 43:21
  Speaker 2: Your source is God and you've been on your own
• 43:24
  Speaker 2: for forty two years.
• 43:26
  Speaker 1: But you said, and the whole thing you wanted a man.
• 43:29
  Speaker 1: That's what security is. Man, that's what it is.
• 43:33
  Speaker 2: Women want security and security is a lot of things,
• 43:35
  Speaker 2: and financial is one of them.
• 43:38
  Speaker 1: And financial is one of them.
• 43:39
  Speaker 8: Yeah, if you want to leave a voicemail for Steve.
• 43:42
  Speaker 8: Call eight seven seven twenty nine. Steve, you might hear
• 43:44
  Speaker 8: your message on the air coming up next to prank
• 43:46
  Speaker 8: phone call with the nephew.
• 43:48
  Speaker 6: Right after this.
• 43:49
  Speaker 8: You're listening Steve Hardy Morning Show. Coming up at the
• 43:54
  Speaker 8: top of the hour, right about four minutes after. It's
• 43:57
  Speaker 8: Today's Strawberry Letter. Listen ob I have for you today.
• 44:01
  Speaker 8: It's called my best friend like Sexy Strangers. Okay, my
• 44:08
  Speaker 8: best friend like sexy strangers? Yeah, right now, the nephew
• 44:13
  Speaker 8: said about it.
• 44:14
  Speaker 6: Right now. The nephew is in the building with you.
• 44:17
  Speaker 1: Ain't never seen a stranger and we're all right now.
• 44:20
  Speaker 6: Yeah, it's a little more to it, though than just.
• 44:24
  Speaker 1: The everybody I've ever talked to at one point in
• 44:27
  Speaker 1: time in my life.
• 44:28
  Speaker 6: Was just a sexy, sexy stranger.
• 44:32
  Speaker 1: But here's my question. Have you ever met a sexy stranger?
• 44:35
  Speaker 1: As soon as they started talking, they wasn't sexy at all?
• 44:38
  Speaker 3: Yeah?
• 44:40
  Speaker 6: Yeah, absolute yes.
• 44:42
  Speaker 2: Have you talked to a person and from across the room,
• 44:45
  Speaker 2: you're in the club, you back in your element, and
• 44:47
  Speaker 2: you walk over there and the conversation start and you go, Jesus,
• 44:53
  Speaker 2: I walk over here for this.
• 44:55
  Speaker 6: Yeah, and then you get out of the house. Dude,
• 44:58
  Speaker 6: walk back.
• 45:00
  Speaker 1: I walked off. I ain't got no time. Oh no no.
• 45:07
  Speaker 2: I walk across the room and you open your mouth
• 45:09
  Speaker 2: and then something wrong with you. I just turned around
• 45:12
  Speaker 2: and walk off. We don't know each other. Wasn't no
• 45:16
  Speaker 2: Instagram back then, none of that.
• 45:18
  Speaker 1: I could just walk off.
• 45:19
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I love it all right?
• 45:22
  Speaker 1: Why he just walk off? I don't know.
• 45:24
  Speaker 6: Come on with the frank phone call.
• 45:26
  Speaker 1: What you got?
• 45:26
  Speaker 6: First name butt.
• 45:27
  Speaker 1: Cheecks crazy, that's the name of the frank butt cheeks.
• 45:32
  Speaker 6: Okay, let's do it.
• 45:35
  Speaker 9: Hello.
• 45:36
  Speaker 1: Hello, I'm trying to reach Carmen, Miss Mss Carmen.
• 45:39
  Speaker 9: Uh, this is a.
• 45:42
  Speaker 3: Master's calling.
• 45:43
  Speaker 13: I'm the principal at the high school where your daughter goes.
• 45:46
  Speaker 13: This is mister Porter.
• 45:47
  Speaker 1: Porter. How are you doing today?
• 45:49
  Speaker 3: I'm fine? Is everything good?
• 45:51
  Speaker 1: Yeah?
• 45:51
  Speaker 13: Yeah, yeah, every every everything is everything is fine? Now
• 45:54
  Speaker 13: your daughter is tenth grade Crystal right?
• 45:57
  Speaker 3: Correct?
• 45:58
  Speaker 13: Okay, okay. I want to make sure i'm you know,
• 46:01
  Speaker 13: we got so many kids with the same names. I
• 46:03
  Speaker 13: wanted to make sure I had the right person. So
• 46:05
  Speaker 13: here's the issue. You say your name was Nate, Yeah, okay, Nate,
• 46:09
  Speaker 13: what were the problem? We're having here at the school
• 46:12
  Speaker 13: is I don't know if you are aware of it,
• 46:14
  Speaker 13: but when your your wife drops Crystal off at school,
• 46:18
  Speaker 13: we've got the parents as well as some of the teachers.
• 46:22
  Speaker 13: They're they're complaining about what she's what she's wearing. What
• 46:27
  Speaker 13: your wife is, Yeah, what she's wearing when she drops
• 46:30
  Speaker 13: the kids off. Evidently her clothes are very skimpy and
• 46:34
  Speaker 13: her butt cheeks her butt cheeks her out. You know,
• 46:37
  Speaker 13: I don't know she's I haven't actually seen her, but
• 46:41
  Speaker 13: I've been getting these reports from uh we've been getting back.
• 46:44
  Speaker 3: That's a little strength to me. I'm typically at work.
• 46:47
  Speaker 16: I mean, I don't know what she's wearing. I'm gonna
• 46:51
  Speaker 16: have to talk to her later on today.
• 46:53
  Speaker 13: Okay, Well, what I was gonna suggest is, uh, you know,
• 46:58
  Speaker 13: I actually I thought I was calling her phone. I
• 47:00
  Speaker 13: didn't know I was. I was going to get you.
• 47:02
  Speaker 13: But what I wanted to do is get her to
• 47:05
  Speaker 13: come up here so I can see what she wears.
• 47:08
  Speaker 3: You know, No, no, no, I think I got this
• 47:11
  Speaker 3: handl dude, I can take care of it.
• 47:13
  Speaker 9: Well.
• 47:14
  Speaker 13: Well, well, I think it's going to be better for
• 47:15
  Speaker 13: both of us. Like if I was able to see
• 47:18
  Speaker 13: her uh in the and.
• 47:20
  Speaker 16: And let her look player, look, look I got it,
• 47:24
  Speaker 16: my daughter. This is not even really concerning my daughter.
• 47:27
  Speaker 16: This is uh you know, this is this is above
• 47:30
  Speaker 16: that pay grade.
• 47:31
  Speaker 3: Let me handle it.
• 47:31
  Speaker 16: So you know, you know, my daughter going to principal's
• 47:35
  Speaker 16: office is one thing. I'll be on top of that,
• 47:37
  Speaker 16: but I'm definitely gonna be on top of this. So so,
• 47:39
  Speaker 16: like I said, I think I got this handle right now.
• 47:42
  Speaker 1: What now, your wife, Karmen is she there?
• 47:45
  Speaker 3: Uh? Yeah?
• 47:46
  Speaker 1: Okay, I mean, is there any way I can talk
• 47:48
  Speaker 1: to her?
• 47:49
  Speaker 9: No?
• 47:50
  Speaker 3: Like I told you, I think I think I got
• 47:52
  Speaker 3: this one. I could take care of this. And you know,
• 47:57
  Speaker 3: my thing is, I've already told you that three times.
• 48:00
  Speaker 3: I don't know where you're really going with this. You know,
• 48:02
  Speaker 3: I'm gonna I'm gonna talk to her and get the
• 48:04
  Speaker 3: situation a situation rectordfid as soon as I can. Okay,
• 48:08
  Speaker 3: but we don't you know, you don't need to you
• 48:09
  Speaker 3: don't need to see her, you know, talk to her.
• 48:12
  Speaker 1: Being the principal here at the school, sir.
• 48:15
  Speaker 13: Uh Like I said, you know, I'm just trying to
• 48:19
  Speaker 13: you know, handle the school in the orderly fashion and
• 48:21
  Speaker 13: make sure that all things are taking care of around here.
• 48:24
  Speaker 1: We have no issues and no problems.
• 48:26
  Speaker 3: So what whether pay? You're not talking to my daughter,
• 48:28
  Speaker 3: You're talking to me. I'm a I'm a husband, I'm
• 48:31
  Speaker 3: a father. I'm telling what I tell you. I got
• 48:33
  Speaker 3: to handle. I got a handle.
• 48:35
  Speaker 13: I understand that I have to handle my school. Though
• 48:38
  Speaker 13: you understand that I have to handle the school.
• 48:41
  Speaker 3: I will drop my door off myself.
• 48:42
  Speaker 1: Okay, I understand that.
• 48:43
  Speaker 3: Well, No, I mean, do I need to come up
• 48:45
  Speaker 3: there and talk to you?
• 48:46
  Speaker 9: No?
• 48:46
  Speaker 1: I need your wife to come talk to me. I
• 48:48
  Speaker 1: need to see what she be winning.
• 48:49
  Speaker 3: I don't need to talk to my wife. Look, do
• 48:51
  Speaker 3: you have a wife? Yeah, I have a wife of
• 48:54
  Speaker 3: my office.
• 48:55
  Speaker 1: But what what what what do you?
• 48:56
  Speaker 9: What do you?
• 48:56
  Speaker 1: What are you? What are you talking about?
• 48:58
  Speaker 3: What are you talking about?
• 48:59
  Speaker 9: That?
• 48:59
  Speaker 3: My wife needs a come and and so you can
• 49:02
  Speaker 3: inspect her outfit. I'm not playing that game player, I'm
• 49:05
  Speaker 3: not We're not doing that.
• 49:06
  Speaker 1: Okay. I need to see what your wife be wearing
• 49:08
  Speaker 1: when she's dropping these kids.
• 49:09
  Speaker 3: Me yourself one, I'll send you a picture.
• 49:11
  Speaker 1: He man, and mean, I think we must have gone
• 49:13
  Speaker 1: down the wrong street, which is yeah, no, we.
• 49:16
  Speaker 3: Do definitely down the wrong boulevard on this one player. Okay,
• 49:18
  Speaker 3: let me let me just make it very clear to you,
• 49:21
  Speaker 3: my wife, you're seeing that in the office, and all
• 49:23
  Speaker 3: that maybe wouldn't come up here tomorrow is gonna be
• 49:26
  Speaker 3: me and her. He's not coming up to the principal's office.
• 49:29
  Speaker 3: We don't need to do it.
• 49:29
  Speaker 1: But we don't have a problem with you. We just
• 49:31
  Speaker 1: need her.
• 49:32
  Speaker 3: I just need to know you're gonna have a problem
• 49:35
  Speaker 3: with me if we keep going down this road right now.
• 49:37
  Speaker 1: Okay.
• 49:38
  Speaker 13: So, so, so it's okay for her to have her
• 49:40
  Speaker 13: butt cheeks out when she dropped the kids off, but
• 49:43
  Speaker 13: as soon as I want to have her come out
• 49:44
  Speaker 13: of office for a meeting about this situation right now,
• 49:47
  Speaker 13: right now.
• 49:48
  Speaker 3: You you said you're claiming her butt seats out like
• 49:51
  Speaker 3: seats out right now? You out of pot.
• 49:54
  Speaker 13: Okay, No, it was out of pocket when she pulled
• 49:56
  Speaker 13: up and got out the car and her butt was
• 49:58
  Speaker 13: out of pocket. That's when it was out of pocket.
• 50:00
  Speaker 13: So so what you can't do, Nate, is be mad
• 50:02
  Speaker 13: at me by what your wife then put on and
• 50:04
  Speaker 13: walk up into the school.
• 50:05
  Speaker 3: Look man, like I said, I'm gonna do what I
• 50:08
  Speaker 3: gotta do on this on this end. Your end is
• 50:11
  Speaker 3: to handle what's going on in your school.
• 50:13
  Speaker 1: Well, evidently you're not handling that in over there.
• 50:16
  Speaker 13: So that's why I'm stepping up as the principal of
• 50:18
  Speaker 13: the school saying I need to have a meeting, a
• 50:20
  Speaker 13: private meeting with your wife so when her and I
• 50:22
  Speaker 13: can talk about what she's wearing.
• 50:24
  Speaker 3: Look, man, I done told you several times. Are coming
• 50:28
  Speaker 3: up there on her own is not gonna happen. So
• 50:31
  Speaker 3: this is where we're at right now. You know what
• 50:33
  Speaker 3: you not gonna happen. So what So what you're saying,
• 50:36
  Speaker 3: you what's gonna happen tomorrow? I'm gonna come up there
• 50:39
  Speaker 3: and drop my daughter off some see you.
• 50:42
  Speaker 1: So you're coming here tomorrow?
• 50:43
  Speaker 3: Absolutely?
• 50:44
  Speaker 1: Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay. So are you bringing Ms
• 50:49
  Speaker 1: Carmen with you?
• 50:50
  Speaker 3: Don't worry about who's with me. I'm not a telephone
• 50:52
  Speaker 3: tuck got money. I'm coming up there to handle this
• 50:55
  Speaker 3: right now because you're out of pocket. That this is
• 50:57
  Speaker 3: how it's going down. There will be no butt cheeks
• 51:00
  Speaker 3: coming tomorrow. It's just gonna be coming out the car
• 51:03
  Speaker 3: on some real Do you understand what's your name again?
• 51:06
  Speaker 1: My name? I'm poor to the principal here.
• 51:09
  Speaker 3: All right, there will be no butt sea tomorrow. You
• 51:12
  Speaker 3: will see me coming out the car.
• 51:14
  Speaker 13: Okay, okay, okay, Uh, well there is there is another
• 51:19
  Speaker 13: issue we got here on the table.
• 51:21
  Speaker 3: And what is that?
• 51:23
  Speaker 1: So so ms Carr And she told you about, uh,
• 51:27
  Speaker 1: the conversation she's been having with Tommy.
• 51:30
  Speaker 3: Who is Tommy?
• 51:32
  Speaker 1: So that once again, so.
• 51:33
  Speaker 13: Your wife ain't telling you not so she she hadn't
• 51:35
  Speaker 13: told you nothing about her talking to Tommy.
• 51:38
  Speaker 3: No, dude, I don't want to play games man. Who's Tommy?
• 51:41
  Speaker 1: Okay?
• 51:41
  Speaker 13: So so, okay, okay, do you know okay, okay, cool?
• 51:46
  Speaker 13: Do you know who nephew Tommy is from the Steve
• 51:48
  Speaker 13: Harvey Morning Show?
• 51:49
  Speaker 1: Do you know him?
• 51:52
  Speaker 2: Yeah?
• 51:52
  Speaker 9: I know.
• 51:57
  Speaker 3: He's about to catch the bathing.
• 52:00
  Speaker 1: Nate, Nate, you just got pranked by your wife, Carmen.
• 52:04
  Speaker 3: Baby, Hey, at least he knows what he's.
• 52:11
  Speaker 13: Oh my god, wow, oh man, I gotta ask you
• 52:20
  Speaker 13: something before we go, Baby, what is the baddest and
• 52:22
  Speaker 13: I mean the baddest radio show in the land.
• 52:25
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  Speaker 8: It is the Strawberry Letter, subject my best friend like
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  Speaker 8: sexy Strangers. Dear Stephen Shirley. I am a thirty three
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  Speaker 8: year old single woman and my best friend is a
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  Speaker 8: thirty two year old wild woman. She works as a
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  Speaker 8: bartender and she uses her job as a way to
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  Speaker 8: hit on guys, and most of them are in their
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  Speaker 8: mid twenty She also has sex with these guys. She
• 54:02
  Speaker 8: says that guys our age can't keep up with her,
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  Speaker 8: so she sticks with the twenty somethings because they are
• 54:09
  Speaker 8: great in bed. I try not to judge her, but
• 54:11
  Speaker 8: her sex life is a big problem for me because
• 54:14
  Speaker 8: she always uses my guest room to hook up with
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  Speaker 8: these random men. She lives with her brother, so she
• 54:21
  Speaker 8: can't go to her house, and she doesn't want to
• 54:23
  Speaker 8: go to these guys places because she does not know them. Instead,
• 54:27
  Speaker 8: she wants to bring strangers into my house. It started
• 54:30
  Speaker 8: off as a one time thing, but now it's more frequent.
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  Speaker 8: She has a key to my house, so I could
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  Speaker 8: be sleep when she comes in, and the next morning
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  Speaker 8: I can tell that she's been there. I told her
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  Speaker 8: that I do not approve of her using my house
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  Speaker 8: for sex, but she said, if I'm truly her friend,
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  Speaker 8: I would trust her judgment and let her have a
• 54:49
  Speaker 8: little fun. Not to mention the fact that she's putting
• 54:53
  Speaker 8: me in danger while she's living out her wild, crazy
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  Speaker 8: sex fantasies. All of the guys are in great physical
• 54:59
  Speaker 8: shape and are very handsome, so I think she is
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  Speaker 8: just caught up on the fact that she can still
• 55:04
  Speaker 8: pull younger men. She's filling some kind of void in
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  Speaker 8: her life, and she may have some deeper issues going on.
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  Speaker 8: She told me that she hates that there's a double
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  Speaker 8: standard when women hook up with multiple men. I want
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  Speaker 8: to talk to her without signing too preachy.
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  Speaker 6: What should I do?
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  Speaker 1: Okay?
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  Speaker 6: I got to tell you right off the bat that
• 55:24
  Speaker 6: this is your fault. I mean, this is really on you.
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  Speaker 8: Why because this is your house, and you know the
• 55:31
  Speaker 8: saying your house, your rules. The problem is you haven't
• 55:34
  Speaker 8: said any rules, no boundaries in your own home. Your
• 55:38
  Speaker 8: so called best friend, this wild woman, as you called her,
• 55:42
  Speaker 8: she's taking advantage of you, and she's doing it in
• 55:45
  Speaker 8: the worst way. A real friend, any kind of real
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  Speaker 8: good friend, they wouldn't do this to a person, and
• 55:53
  Speaker 8: you shouldn't allow her to do this. Why are you
• 55:55
  Speaker 8: letting her do this? It's like you're afraid or something.
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  Speaker 8: You say you want to talk to her. You don't
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  Speaker 8: want to sound too preachy. You say you don't want.
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  Speaker 6: To judge her, but who cares? This is your house.
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  Speaker 8: I mean, this situation is way beyond and is far
• 56:10
  Speaker 8: more serious than you know. You sounding too preachy, and
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  Speaker 8: you judging her. You're being manipulated by this best friend
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  Speaker 8: of yours.
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  Speaker 6: She's using you.
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  Speaker 8: She's bringing random guys into your house. She's putting you,
• 56:24
  Speaker 8: your possessions, everything in danger here. This is craziness. You
• 56:29
  Speaker 8: have to tell her to stop that she's done. You
• 56:32
  Speaker 8: have to tell her no more. She can't do this anymore.
• 56:35
  Speaker 8: It's not judging her, it's just taking yourself out of
• 56:37
  Speaker 8: harm's way.
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  Speaker 6: You got to get your keys back, or you got to.
• 56:41
  Speaker 8: Change the locks and tell her it is over, plain
• 56:45
  Speaker 8: and simple, Steve, This letter crazy.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Here's a thirty three year old single woman. Her best
• 56:54
  Speaker 2: friend is thirty two years old. She's a wow woman.
• 56:57
  Speaker 2: She works as a bartender, and she use her job
• 57:00
  Speaker 2: to hit on dudes. And most of the dudes she
• 57:03
  Speaker 2: hitting on is in their twenties. And then you say
• 57:06
  Speaker 2: in the letter she also has sex with these guys?
• 57:11
  Speaker 4: Well damn.
• 57:14
  Speaker 2: And then he say that guys, she used her job
• 57:20
  Speaker 2: as a way to hit on guys, most of them
• 57:23
  Speaker 2: is in their twenties, and she also has sex with
• 57:27
  Speaker 2: these guys.
• 57:29
  Speaker 1: What she say that guys our age can't keep up
• 57:34
  Speaker 1: with her, y'all? Thirty three? What thirty three year old
• 57:39
  Speaker 1: dude can't keep up with you? What is you doing
• 57:43
  Speaker 1: in now?
• 57:43
  Speaker 2: What are you doing in now that a thirty three
• 57:48
  Speaker 2: year old man can't keep up with That's.
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  Speaker 1: Prime time thirty three, Our lord.
• 57:58
  Speaker 2: Them glory days. Yes see in your twenties here what
• 58:02
  Speaker 2: she don't know? In your twenties. Oh you can go
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  Speaker 2: a lot of times, but the quality just st ain't there.
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  Speaker 2: It's just I'm sorry.
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  Speaker 9: What you you? You?
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  Speaker 2: You make up for it in repetition taken, okay, hold
• 58:21
  Speaker 2: up my bag. And then the next time, which is
• 58:24
  Speaker 2: about fifteen minutes later, Dennis Brown, okay, all right, what
• 58:32
  Speaker 2: is all of that focus? Yeah, this is how long
• 58:35
  Speaker 2: it takes. This is a twenty And then the third
• 58:39
  Speaker 2: time he go on and he get a little run in,
• 58:42
  Speaker 2: but now you're tired of his ass. Now you in
• 58:45
  Speaker 2: your thirties and you don't run up into a man
• 58:48
  Speaker 2: that keep on can't keep up with you?
• 58:50
  Speaker 1: What in the world are you in that doing? What
• 58:54
  Speaker 1: is who you work for? Circle? Late? What you what
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  Speaker 1: you do? You had Sucker's home?
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  Speaker 9: Lady?
• 59:01
  Speaker 1: You and are you the lady diving in the champagne glass,
• 59:05
  Speaker 1: come up on the other side. What did you do?
• 59:09
  Speaker 1: What did you do?
• 59:09
  Speaker 2: Is you diving out the window onto the ground and
• 59:12
  Speaker 2: then coming back up the steps.
• 59:14
  Speaker 1: Now you back in the living room, ask naked what
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  Speaker 1: is she doing?
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  Speaker 2: You try not to judge her, but the sex life
• 59:24
  Speaker 2: is starting to be a problem for you because she
• 59:27
  Speaker 2: always uses your guest room to hook up with these
• 59:30
  Speaker 2: random men.
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  Speaker 1: I don't understand. Is she her roommate.
• 59:35
  Speaker 6: No, she has her own place. She lives with her brother, Steve.
• 59:38
  Speaker 2: But she got on her place she lived with her brother,
• 59:41
  Speaker 2: But she brings these men to your house and use
• 59:44
  Speaker 2: your guest room with these random men because she don't
• 59:48
  Speaker 2: want to go to these guys places because she don't
• 59:51
  Speaker 2: know them.
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  Speaker 1: Right.
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  Speaker 8: All right, listen, hold that thought right there, Steve, Yeah,
• 59:56
  Speaker 8: hold that thought. We'll have part two of your response
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  Speaker 8: coming up at twenty three after the hour. Today's subject
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  Speaker 8: my best friend like Sexy Strangers will have part two
• 1:00:05
  Speaker 8: coming up right after this. You're listening hard morning show.
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  Speaker 6: All right, Steve, Let's.
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  Speaker 8: Recap today's Strawberry letters subject to my best friend like
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  Speaker 8: sexy strangers.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, here's a recap.
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  Speaker 2: Thirty three year old woman got this thirty year old
• 1:00:22
  Speaker 2: thirty two old friend as Wow, she hook up with
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  Speaker 2: me as at her men at her job because she's
• 1:00:26
  Speaker 2: a boughten and she have sex with them. Now she
• 1:00:29
  Speaker 2: lives with her brother, but she, like younger men called
• 1:00:33
  Speaker 2: thirty three year olds, can't keep up with it.
• 1:00:34
  Speaker 1: So we don't know what the hell she in here doing.
• 1:00:37
  Speaker 1: She's some some going on.
• 1:00:42
  Speaker 2: I don't know what she's doing, but she got some
• 1:00:44
  Speaker 2: going on. Where if a thirty three year old can
• 1:00:47
  Speaker 2: keep up with you, you too damn much.
• 1:00:50
  Speaker 1: That's prime.
• 1:00:50
  Speaker 2: You need to go sit your hands down somewhere cause
• 1:00:53
  Speaker 2: you doing too damn much.
• 1:00:56
  Speaker 1: Now here's the problem.
• 1:00:57
  Speaker 2: She lives with her brother, so she he uses this
• 1:01:01
  Speaker 2: other girl's guest room to hook up with these random men.
• 1:01:05
  Speaker 2: I don't understand that she don't want to go to
• 1:01:07
  Speaker 2: these guys places because she don't know them. Well, you
• 1:01:10
  Speaker 2: don't know them at her at your house either. See,
• 1:01:13
  Speaker 2: she don't want to hook up with these random guys
• 1:01:15
  Speaker 2: at that place because she don't know them. So she
• 1:01:18
  Speaker 2: bring these same people she don't know into your house
• 1:01:22
  Speaker 2: because she got a key. She don't live there, she
• 1:01:25
  Speaker 2: just used your house. This don't make no sense. It
• 1:01:28
  Speaker 2: started off as a one time thing, but now it's
• 1:01:30
  Speaker 2: more frequent. She has a key to my house, so
• 1:01:33
  Speaker 2: I could be sleep when she comes in, and the
• 1:01:36
  Speaker 2: next morning I can tell she been in there. Hell,
• 1:01:38
  Speaker 2: you can tell she been in there that night. Right,
• 1:01:42
  Speaker 2: You ain't gotta wait till Marny. They're in the guest room.
• 1:01:45
  Speaker 2: And if she doing this stuff? Where thirty three k
• 1:01:48
  Speaker 2: keep up? You're hearing something? How many times she done
• 1:01:53
  Speaker 2: broke the doughknob? See you in here doing stuff? How
• 1:01:57
  Speaker 2: many times have you had to remodel your guests room?
• 1:02:02
  Speaker 1: You walking in the ut?
• 1:02:04
  Speaker 9: Yeah?
• 1:02:05
  Speaker 2: She talking about I walking there in the morning. I
• 1:02:06
  Speaker 2: can tell that they've been in here. What had the
• 1:02:08
  Speaker 2: curtains is down, she'd have told the curtains off the wall,
• 1:02:14
  Speaker 2: the flash screen is on the floor the bathroom. Don't
• 1:02:18
  Speaker 2: want her to hear just to fell out because she
• 1:02:21
  Speaker 2: in there doing stuff? What thirty three year old can't
• 1:02:23
  Speaker 2: keep up? You've told her that you don't approve of
• 1:02:27
  Speaker 2: her using your house for sex. But she says, if
• 1:02:30
  Speaker 2: I'm truly her friend, I would trust her judgment and
• 1:02:33
  Speaker 2: let her have a little fun. She ain't got no judgment.
• 1:02:36
  Speaker 2: She crazy, exactly, And let me tell you something else
• 1:02:39
  Speaker 2: too before we get out of here. This ain't your house.
• 1:02:42
  Speaker 1: This is a brothel. Oh see, this is not your house.
• 1:02:46
  Speaker 1: This is a brothel. And you don't have no say so.
• 1:02:54
  Speaker 1: You ain't even making money at your brothels. This is crazy.
• 1:02:59
  Speaker 2: And she caught up on the fact that she can
• 1:03:01
  Speaker 2: still pull younger men. You when you get a dude
• 1:03:04
  Speaker 2: to come home with you, you ain't pulling nobody. They
• 1:03:08
  Speaker 2: coming you at the fact, you ain't even got the
• 1:03:09
  Speaker 2: pull a dude.
• 1:03:10
  Speaker 1: We going.
• 1:03:12
  Speaker 9: Yeah.
• 1:03:13
  Speaker 2: See, when you're pulling people, that mean you using game
• 1:03:16
  Speaker 2: to get them to go with you. I pulled this
• 1:03:18
  Speaker 2: chicken the club. When you bing a man at the club,
• 1:03:20
  Speaker 2: you didn't pull him. He volunteered. He got the collar.
• 1:03:24
  Speaker 2: Old to you, you ain't got the pull.
• 1:03:28
  Speaker 1: We at the car like a dog sitting in the
• 1:03:31
  Speaker 1: back seat waiting on the owner to come out. You
• 1:03:33
  Speaker 1: didn't pull him.
• 1:03:35
  Speaker 2: She's feeling some kind of void in her life, and
• 1:03:37
  Speaker 2: she may have some deeper issues going on.
• 1:03:39
  Speaker 1: The issue ain't that deep she skanked? That ain't deep? Skanks,
• 1:03:44
  Speaker 1: ain't deep, ain't skanks is shallow? Oh y'all don't want
• 1:03:49
  Speaker 1: to go along with that one. Oh no, I'm with you.
• 1:03:52
  Speaker 6: I'm with you.
• 1:03:53
  Speaker 1: Oh oh what what?
• 1:03:54
  Speaker 2: That turn was too much? There's other turns now. I
• 1:03:58
  Speaker 2: tried to leave one that would fit the morning show.
• 1:04:00
  Speaker 4: For many rhyme.
• 1:04:03
  Speaker 2: With stand, rhyme with stink. So I'm just trying to
• 1:04:08
  Speaker 2: figure out why I ain't getting no amens in here?
• 1:04:11
  Speaker 2: Am y'all know y'all wouldn't have it at your house.
• 1:04:17
  Speaker 2: Hell of bringing these men over time? She told me
• 1:04:19
  Speaker 2: she hates that there's a double standard when women hook
• 1:04:22
  Speaker 2: up with multiple men.
• 1:04:24
  Speaker 1: You hate it.
• 1:04:25
  Speaker 2: We didn't make the rules. These rules been in place
• 1:04:29
  Speaker 2: since the beginning of time. This double standards is not
• 1:04:32
  Speaker 2: a new rule. My daddy told my sisters a long
• 1:04:36
  Speaker 2: time ago. When I was a little boy. I heard
• 1:04:37
  Speaker 2: him tell him, you can't do what I do and
• 1:04:39
  Speaker 2: still be a lady.
• 1:04:41
  Speaker 1: Period. That rule is true.
• 1:04:45
  Speaker 2: Matter fact that you hate and you want to change
• 1:04:47
  Speaker 2: the double standard, the double standard is not going to change.
• 1:04:52
  Speaker 2: And let me tell you why, because if you sleep
• 1:04:55
  Speaker 2: with multiple men and we find out about it, we
• 1:04:58
  Speaker 2: have a name for you, and it ain't your last name.
• 1:05:02
  Speaker 2: So now what you want us to do? I'm sorry.
• 1:05:05
  Speaker 2: Now I want to talk to her without sounding too preachy.
• 1:05:07
  Speaker 2: What should I do You got to sound preachy, But
• 1:05:11
  Speaker 2: I agree with Shirley one hundred percent. Why she using
• 1:05:14
  Speaker 2: your house?
• 1:05:16
  Speaker 1: Change the lock?
• 1:05:17
  Speaker 2: See, that's how you stop somebody. So when you're in
• 1:05:19
  Speaker 2: there sleep, she can't walk in on you. Nobody should
• 1:05:22
  Speaker 2: have have your key that can walk in on you
• 1:05:24
  Speaker 2: while you sleep. Yeah, that's crazy with strangers in your house.
• 1:05:31
  Speaker 2: Man to hell with her talking about it.
• 1:05:34
  Speaker 1: You her friend, You wouldn't judge her crazy. It has.
• 1:05:40
  Speaker 2: Here with all these dudes from the Damn Club in
• 1:05:42
  Speaker 2: their twenties, that's fool in here. And you know they
• 1:05:45
  Speaker 2: ain't just leaving. You know, they eat a sandwich. I'm
• 1:05:47
  Speaker 2: in here trying to save my money for college and
• 1:05:50
  Speaker 2: you're asking them making sandwiches with this big twenty year
• 1:05:52
  Speaker 2: old dude that work out at the gym all day long.
• 1:05:55
  Speaker 1: He come to the club with a tight T shirt
• 1:05:57
  Speaker 1: on and the damn chain.
• 1:05:59
  Speaker 9: All right.
• 1:06:00
  Speaker 6: See, we gotta get out of her post your comments.
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  Speaker 13: All right, Junior.
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  Speaker 6: So now you have a question for Steve.
• 1:09:46
  Speaker 1: What is your question? Yeah?
• 1:09:47
  Speaker 7: You know, uncle, let me ask you someone. And I mean,
• 1:09:50
  Speaker 7: and this is about your nephew. And I really want
• 1:09:52
  Speaker 7: to just get that the way because I heard some
• 1:09:54
  Speaker 7: earlier in the show today. I just want to know,
• 1:09:56
  Speaker 7: how is this posserble? Now, Tommy just said he babed
• 1:09:59
  Speaker 7: three times the day. Because we had a story with
• 1:10:01
  Speaker 7: the man from nineteen fifty five.
• 1:10:03
  Speaker 1: He is a very clean person. You can't all right,
• 1:10:06
  Speaker 1: he's but you made a statement. You made a statement too.
• 1:10:09
  Speaker 5: Uh.
• 1:10:09
  Speaker 7: Yeah, you can't be friend with somebody that bathe three
• 1:10:13
  Speaker 7: times a day?
• 1:10:14
  Speaker 1: No, could you explain why that?
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  Speaker 2: First of all, it's going to interfere with our friendship. Well,
• 1:10:24
  Speaker 2: the fact that you got to bathe three times a day.
• 1:10:27
  Speaker 2: Me and my partners, we do stuff like spirit a moment,
• 1:10:31
  Speaker 2: hey man, we finish, go down here, y'all want to
• 1:10:33
  Speaker 2: just meet up down here? Yeah, we do stuff like that.
• 1:10:36
  Speaker 2: If we got to wait on you to bathe, See,
• 1:10:39
  Speaker 2: we note. See we're not finna keep calling you because
• 1:10:44
  Speaker 2: you got the bathe three times a day. You got
• 1:10:47
  Speaker 2: to work that in between your radio show, your TV show,
• 1:10:54
  Speaker 2: your touring career, you a father and a husband. You
• 1:11:00
  Speaker 2: go into Jordan's games and all this hell cleaned up,
• 1:11:04
  Speaker 2: you know why? And three three baths is not It's
• 1:11:09
  Speaker 2: not even necessary. It's really not, doll, It's really really not.
• 1:11:15
  Speaker 2: And for you to sit up in this TV on
• 1:11:18
  Speaker 2: this radio show and tell people that's what you do
• 1:11:21
  Speaker 2: three times a day, I find.
• 1:11:22
  Speaker 1: Would I show up at my son gang funky as hell?
• 1:11:25
  Speaker 1: Why would I do that? Why wouldn't I take a bath?
• 1:11:28
  Speaker 2: But see, unless you have a gland problem from the
• 1:11:32
  Speaker 2: time you shower at five in the morning and you
• 1:11:35
  Speaker 2: need another one at eleven because you've been up sitting
• 1:11:39
  Speaker 2: up talking on the radio, then you got you need
• 1:11:42
  Speaker 2: to go to the doctor man and get that problem.
• 1:11:45
  Speaker 1: You need to You need some seal on something. You
• 1:11:48
  Speaker 1: hey dog, hey, hey dog, hear what you need to do.
• 1:11:50
  Speaker 2: You need to stop using the odor and the start
• 1:11:53
  Speaker 2: using Thompson's deck sealer. You need to start. You need
• 1:11:59
  Speaker 2: to start putting Prima and Seala on your funk ass.
• 1:12:04
  Speaker 2: If you stink from just doing this radio show. You
• 1:12:09
  Speaker 2: got the deodad ain't what you need. And I'm telling
• 1:12:12
  Speaker 2: you that hole deepot got it, Low's got it, bad's
• 1:12:17
  Speaker 2: got it out now. But Thompson Thompson's Thompson water Sealer
• 1:12:22
  Speaker 2: for dicks is what you need.
• 1:12:25
  Speaker 8: Let's go down the timeline here. So what time of
• 1:12:29
  Speaker 8: the day do you are you taking all these showers?
• 1:12:31
  Speaker 13: Because I think that so in the morning when you
• 1:12:33
  Speaker 13: wake up before we do the show, I take a
• 1:12:36
  Speaker 13: shower and it helps you wake you up anyway.
• 1:12:37
  Speaker 6: Yeah, all right, now when I.
• 1:12:39
  Speaker 13: Get through, I get straight in here. Go ahead, okay,
• 1:12:43
  Speaker 13: soward time for that man early wish the hell out
• 1:12:50
  Speaker 13: would take a bandage. I'm so glad we're not in
• 1:12:53
  Speaker 13: the same room because I'm here to take all that
• 1:12:55
  Speaker 13: if you just just get just in there.
• 1:12:58
  Speaker 1: See what I don't like is I don't like all
• 1:13:01
  Speaker 1: day like I don't like you smelling like all day.
• 1:13:04
  Speaker 1: That that bothers me. Right there, you all date you
• 1:13:07
  Speaker 1: ain't bathed all day.
• 1:13:10
  Speaker 2: I'm not laying around next to your ass. Lee, I'm
• 1:13:17
  Speaker 2: gonna cross this big ass platform. We're doing the radio show. Okay, okay,
• 1:13:23
  Speaker 2: but I went a pillow, laying my face right next
• 1:13:27
  Speaker 2: to your asks. I probably want you to do a
• 1:13:29
  Speaker 2: little bit more. But come across this desk and as
• 1:13:35
  Speaker 2: you glad, we zooming. Now, every time I came to
• 1:13:38
  Speaker 2: work in this radio show, it didn't take no bad
• 1:13:40
  Speaker 2: before I came in there.
• 1:13:41
  Speaker 1: Man, you ain't never had no problem out of me.
• 1:13:44
  Speaker 6: Okay, so hang on, hang on bath in the morning, okay, sir.
• 1:13:48
  Speaker 1: So I go to the gym.
• 1:13:49
  Speaker 13: When I leave the gym, no shower. Okay, now, laid
• 1:13:52
  Speaker 13: on even before you go to bed. I want your bath.
• 1:13:54
  Speaker 13: I want no shower.
• 1:13:56
  Speaker 6: Okay, that's breaking out. He'll work out everything showering out.
• 1:14:00
  Speaker 1: You'll workout every day, Shirley. We need to say about
• 1:14:04
  Speaker 1: it every day.
• 1:14:06
  Speaker 2: He's don't workout every day, Shirley.
• 1:14:10
  Speaker 1: You a funky uncle, Julia, He's a funcky uncle.
• 1:14:15
  Speaker 6: We got we'll be back. We'll be back with you
• 1:14:20
  Speaker 6: to wash this ignorant show. Twenty minutes after right out,
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  Speaker 6: you're listening hardy morning show.
• 1:14:31
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• 1:14:34
  Speaker 8: who have turned eighteen since the twenty twenty election. On
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  Speaker 8: vice president, thirty three of one hundred Senate seats, all
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  Speaker 8: this done.
• 1:15:14
  Speaker 1: Yeah, let's make it happen everybody.
• 1:15:16
  Speaker 2: Also, is that the same website where people can verify
• 1:15:20
  Speaker 2: their voter registration credentials to make sure that they're in line.
• 1:15:25
  Speaker 6: Yeah, you can do it on when we all vote.
• 1:15:27
  Speaker 6: You can definitely do.
• 1:15:27
  Speaker 2: It on when we all So everybody go to when
• 1:15:30
  Speaker 2: we All Vote dot org because there are some new
• 1:15:32
  Speaker 2: policies that they've put in place.
• 1:15:35
  Speaker 1: Go there and check to make.
• 1:15:36
  Speaker 2: Sure that you are currently registered with the right credentials
• 1:15:42
  Speaker 2: because now they want people to have the address matchup
• 1:15:45
  Speaker 2: with the voter registration files. And you know, they closed
• 1:15:49
  Speaker 2: a lot of polls and so they're shifting poll places.
• 1:15:53
  Speaker 2: Get online right now so you don't have no mess
• 1:15:56
  Speaker 2: when you go vote because they trying to steal the election.
• 1:15:59
  Speaker 10: Yeah.
• 1:15:59
  Speaker 6: Yeah, they're already setting the groundwork for it. You're right, Steve,
• 1:16:03
  Speaker 6: we gotta do this, get it done all right.
• 1:16:05
  Speaker 8: Coming up at thirty three minutes after the hour, will
• 1:16:08
  Speaker 8: play around would you rather right after this? You're listening
• 1:16:13
  Speaker 8: Hardy morning show time now for would you rather? First one?
• 1:16:18
  Speaker 8: Would you rather lose your sense of feeling during sex?
• 1:16:21
  Speaker 8: Or would you rather lose your sense of taste during sex?
• 1:16:25
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna go with taste. Yeah, I'm gonna follow him
• 1:16:27
  Speaker 1: with their taste. I can't lose the feeling feeling, lose
• 1:16:30
  Speaker 1: your taste?
• 1:16:31
  Speaker 3: What?
• 1:16:31
  Speaker 1: What the hell? What lose your taste? What flavors you're
• 1:16:36
  Speaker 1: looking for? I mean, what what taste?
• 1:16:40
  Speaker 7: I'm just saying, going on, I'm gonna feeling. I ain't
• 1:16:44
  Speaker 7: gonna lose this feeling. Okay, you want the feeling, I'll
• 1:16:47
  Speaker 7: lose you. Take no apples in here?
• 1:16:50
  Speaker 1: Whoa you got? You ain't gotta use? I load you
• 1:16:54
  Speaker 1: no more.
• 1:16:54
  Speaker 2: I'm cool.
• 1:16:58
  Speaker 13: I'm still gonna put this honey all over you know
• 1:17:00
  Speaker 13: I'm gonna do that. You know I'm gonna I ain't
• 1:17:01
  Speaker 13: got taste of damn thing too much. It ain't something
• 1:17:07
  Speaker 13: after no, damn way, it's certain question you know about
• 1:17:10
  Speaker 13: this job?
• 1:17:12
  Speaker 6: Nope?
• 1:17:13
  Speaker 1: All right?
• 1:17:13
  Speaker 8: Would you rather go on the show sixty days in
• 1:17:17
  Speaker 8: or dating naked?
• 1:17:19
  Speaker 6: Which one?
• 1:17:21
  Speaker 9: Oh?
• 1:17:21
  Speaker 1: No, go to jail, that's one of our Oh no,
• 1:17:24
  Speaker 1: I'm dating naked.
• 1:17:25
  Speaker 2: He sitting up there, ass naked, with my legs crossed,
• 1:17:30
  Speaker 2: with gass wine in my hands and cigarette with a
• 1:17:33
  Speaker 2: dropping in my lap.
• 1:17:34
  Speaker 1: We're not going up in this jail for those sixty
• 1:17:37
  Speaker 1: damn days. No, not me, legs.
• 1:17:43
  Speaker 2: Dropping ashes on my stomach and stuff. Damn Steve built bad. Yeah, yeah, yeah,
• 1:17:49
  Speaker 2: but I'm free, Yeah, yeah.
• 1:17:54
  Speaker 1: All right?
• 1:17:54
  Speaker 6: Would you rather walk to the mailbox naked? Or would
• 1:17:59
  Speaker 6: you rather win? Are a Texans helmet to church?
• 1:18:03
  Speaker 1: That mail box? Texans helmet to church?
• 1:18:09
  Speaker 3: Man?
• 1:18:09
  Speaker 6: What what Texas?
• 1:18:10
  Speaker 1: From here?
• 1:18:11
  Speaker 6: You're from?
• 1:18:11
  Speaker 9: Yeah?
• 1:18:12
  Speaker 7: You're I'm going nicked. You saw our record we four
• 1:18:15
  Speaker 7: and thirteen rivers nicked.
• 1:18:19
  Speaker 1: I didn't. I haven't been to the mailbox naked. I
• 1:18:23
  Speaker 1: hope it was at night. You can't see my mailbox, no.
• 1:18:29
  Speaker 6: Way, So you just said, let me check the mail
• 1:18:33
  Speaker 6: real quick.
• 1:18:37
  Speaker 1: We ain't going to get into that. What's the option?
• 1:18:43
  Speaker 6: Okay?
• 1:18:44
  Speaker 8: Would you rather live in a mega yacht for one
• 1:18:46
  Speaker 8: year or in a penthouse in Vegas?
• 1:18:49
  Speaker 1: Vegas? Vegas, Vegas.
• 1:18:51
  Speaker 17: I ain't fooling with that water, y'all. I'm not doing
• 1:18:54
  Speaker 17: it man, Vegas. You're out of all mess man.
• 1:19:03
  Speaker 6: Who I'm on ya?
• 1:19:05
  Speaker 10: So?
• 1:19:07
  Speaker 2: Yeah, because you can dog, let me tell you something.
• 1:19:09
  Speaker 2: It's put me into Mediterranean.
• 1:19:11
  Speaker 1: I can go. I can go to Monte Carlo and
• 1:19:13
  Speaker 1: gamble and ju on the strip. Yeah, but I can
• 1:19:19
  Speaker 1: do that, Grid houses Vig.
• 1:19:22
  Speaker 8: All right, that doesn't for today's roundup? Would you rather
• 1:19:24
  Speaker 8: coming up next in forty nine minutes after, we'll have
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  Speaker 8: some closing remarks from the one and only Steve Harvey
• 1:19:29
  Speaker 8: at our last break of the day.
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  Speaker 6: Right after this, you're listening Steve Harvey Morning Show. All right,
• 1:19:36
  Speaker 6: here we are, guys, last break.
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  Speaker 9: Of the day.
• 1:19:39
  Speaker 6: Wow, i'm's flying yep.
• 1:19:42
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:19:43
  Speaker 6: And of course, Steve, you.
• 1:19:45
  Speaker 2: Know what, let me ask you a question. I was
• 1:19:47
  Speaker 2: thinking about this to encourage people. I wanted to say
• 1:19:52
  Speaker 2: this to you enclosing. The right time is now, that's
• 1:19:59
  Speaker 2: the subject. The right time is now.
• 1:20:05
  Speaker 1: What are you waiting for? Do you know how many
• 1:20:08
  Speaker 1: people never start.
• 1:20:13
  Speaker 2: The pursuit of their dreams and the pursuit of their
• 1:20:16
  Speaker 2: happiness because they keep waiting on the right time. Well,
• 1:20:22
  Speaker 2: I have news for you. The right time is now.
• 1:20:26
  Speaker 2: If you're waiting on all the ducks to get lined
• 1:20:28
  Speaker 2: up in the row, if you're waiting all the stars
• 1:20:31
  Speaker 2: to align themselves, if you're waiting on the tide to
• 1:20:34
  Speaker 2: come in, if you're waiting on the right set of circumstances,
• 1:20:39
  Speaker 2: if you're waiting on everybody to say the right thing,
• 1:20:42
  Speaker 2: if you're trying to get confirmation from all the people
• 1:20:46
  Speaker 2: in your circle, you're never gonna start.
• 1:20:51
  Speaker 1: It's never gonna happen.
• 1:20:53
  Speaker 2: If you're waiting until the time is perfect, you're not
• 1:20:58
  Speaker 2: gonna get there.
• 1:21:00
  Speaker 1: The perfect time is now. See now starts the process.
• 1:21:07
  Speaker 2: Every time you delay the start of the process, you
• 1:21:10
  Speaker 2: move back another opportunity. Because the opportunity is in front
• 1:21:15
  Speaker 2: of you is today and is now. A big part
• 1:21:18
  Speaker 2: of people not succeeding, though, is not only do they
• 1:21:22
  Speaker 2: want the timing to be right and the right time
• 1:21:25
  Speaker 2: to everything to be lining up, but they also want
• 1:21:28
  Speaker 2: to know the way all.
• 1:21:29
  Speaker 1: The way to the end.
• 1:21:30
  Speaker 2: That's not how this works. If you make one step,
• 1:21:34
  Speaker 2: he'll make two. But you first have to make a step.
• 1:21:38
  Speaker 2: You gotta do something. Some of these steps are time consuming.
• 1:21:42
  Speaker 2: You don't just take a step and then another step
• 1:21:45
  Speaker 2: and they come right back to back to back. You're
• 1:21:47
  Speaker 2: gonna have challenges and setbacks and delays along the way,
• 1:21:51
  Speaker 2: but you got to keep making steps. You're gonna fall
• 1:21:54
  Speaker 2: along the way, but you gotta get back up and
• 1:21:56
  Speaker 2: gotta keep making steps. You're gonna get it wrong sometime,
• 1:21:59
  Speaker 2: but you gotta get back up and keep making steps.
• 1:22:02
  Speaker 2: You're gonna go off in the wrong direction sometimes, but
• 1:22:04
  Speaker 2: you gotta turn around, come back and retrench your steps
• 1:22:07
  Speaker 2: and get on the right path. But the time to
• 1:22:11
  Speaker 2: do it is now. As long as you delaying it, man,
• 1:22:15
  Speaker 2: all you're doing is blowing it. You're blowing it because
• 1:22:20
  Speaker 2: once once the devil realizes and seize the way to
• 1:22:26
  Speaker 2: get you to procrastinate, he gonna present it in all
• 1:22:30
  Speaker 2: types of angles for you.
• 1:22:32
  Speaker 1: He gonna make. He gonna put it in all shapes
• 1:22:34
  Speaker 1: and forms.
• 1:22:35
  Speaker 2: If it just takes that to throw you off course,
• 1:22:38
  Speaker 2: to keep it from starting, he'll keep presenting that opportunity,
• 1:22:41
  Speaker 2: and he'll repackage it over and over and over and over,
• 1:22:44
  Speaker 2: because his one job is to make sure that you
• 1:22:48
  Speaker 2: never accomplish what God created you to be. That's his
• 1:22:51
  Speaker 2: job is to rob you of your destiny. Y'all, stop
• 1:22:55
  Speaker 2: doing it to yourselves. You got to start, You got
• 1:22:58
  Speaker 2: to go for it. The time is now. Stop waiting
• 1:23:02
  Speaker 2: on it to line up. It's not going to line up.
• 1:23:04
  Speaker 2: It doesn't line up like that. That's not how it works.
• 1:23:09
  Speaker 2: Making the decision to be successful is hard because it's
• 1:23:13
  Speaker 2: gonna require you to do some things that take you
• 1:23:15
  Speaker 2: out of your comfort zone. But that's where your success is.
• 1:23:19
  Speaker 2: Success is outside of the comfort zone. If you stay
• 1:23:23
  Speaker 2: in your comfort zone, I'm telling you, that's where you're
• 1:23:25
  Speaker 2: going to fail. Keep being comfortable, you gonna fail right there.
• 1:23:30
  Speaker 2: Keep making sure that everything feel good to you. You're
• 1:23:34
  Speaker 2: gonna fail right there. Keep on making sure you don't
• 1:23:37
  Speaker 2: stress yourself out and you don't put yourself in you
• 1:23:41
  Speaker 2: don't take no chance, and you don't put yourself.
• 1:23:43
  Speaker 1: Under no undue pressure. Make sure you don't take no
• 1:23:47
  Speaker 1: unnecessary risk. Keep on.
• 1:23:49
  Speaker 2: You're gonna fail right there. Stop doing that to yourself.
• 1:23:54
  Speaker 2: Stop going back to.
• 1:23:55
  Speaker 1: The thing that you're always comfortable with.
• 1:23:57
  Speaker 2: Most people can't move forward because they keep going back
• 1:24:00
  Speaker 2: to where they was comfortable. I know people, man, that's
• 1:24:03
  Speaker 2: talking about moving forward with their life, but they can't
• 1:24:05
  Speaker 2: move forward their life because they keep going backwards. I'm
• 1:24:09
  Speaker 2: gonna move back over here. I can afford this one
• 1:24:12
  Speaker 2: over here. I'm gonna move over here. I can afford
• 1:24:14
  Speaker 2: that over there. Go somewhere that's uncomfortable.
• 1:24:18
  Speaker 1: Gone over there.
• 1:24:20
  Speaker 2: Yeah, it costs more out there, but go over there. Yes,
• 1:24:26
  Speaker 2: don't put you on a little bit of stress over there,
• 1:24:28
  Speaker 2: But gone over there.
• 1:24:29
  Speaker 1: You might find out you can handle it. You might
• 1:24:34
  Speaker 1: find out that you got enough to be able to. Oh.
• 1:24:36
  Speaker 2: Man, see now you're pushing me now, because now I
• 1:24:39
  Speaker 2: gotta tell you something. God don't take you know where.
• 1:24:42
  Speaker 2: He don't equip you to be. He just don't do
• 1:24:45
  Speaker 2: that to you. But a lot of great things is
• 1:24:48
  Speaker 2: calling you, but you think you not equipped. God don't
• 1:24:51
  Speaker 2: take you know where, He don't equip you to be.
• 1:24:55
  Speaker 2: Let go, man, Let go of your past so you
• 1:24:58
  Speaker 2: can go get your future. Quit moving back over here,
• 1:25:01
  Speaker 2: because I know that people over here, because it's comfortable
• 1:25:03
  Speaker 2: over there is more affordable over there. Affordable. Okay, keep
• 1:25:08
  Speaker 2: on because I'm telling you right now it costs no
• 1:25:12
  Speaker 2: matter where you go. It costs to move forward, and
• 1:25:16
  Speaker 2: it costs to move backwards. I'd rather pay the cost
• 1:25:20
  Speaker 2: to moving forward than to keep paying the cost of
• 1:25:22
  Speaker 2: moving backwards, Because to move backwards, guess what it costs
• 1:25:25
  Speaker 2: you now everything you've earned up until this point, and
• 1:25:30
  Speaker 2: you can't keep getting it back, y'all. Stop waiting on
• 1:25:34
  Speaker 2: the right time. Stop expecting your ducks to line up
• 1:25:37
  Speaker 2: in a row. The right time is now. What are
• 1:25:40
  Speaker 2: you waiting for? You can't build a future dabbling in
• 1:25:45
  Speaker 2: your past. Stop it, have faith, move forward, talk to
• 1:25:51
  Speaker 2: God about it, put it in God's.
• 1:25:53
  Speaker 6: Held, and go see what Gods.
• 1:26:03
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