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Trump and the wall. The Chapman's are back. Spring Cleaning and more! · The Steve Harvey Morning Show

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  Speaker 1: Y'all know what time if y'all don't know, y'all bag
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  Speaker 1: to y'all, to me, true good, to the hut listening
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  Speaker 1: to me, toach other for stunt quickly, hobby, why don't
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  Speaker 1: you join yeah, well by join me into being me.
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  Speaker 1: Honey said, you got to turn. Yeah, you want to close.
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  Speaker 1: You gotta turns to turn the time you love. You
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  Speaker 1: got to turn out to turn the water the water go, comey,
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  Speaker 1: come on your back. Uh huh, I shure, will excuse me.
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  Speaker 1: Good morning everybody you are listening to the voice, Come
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  Speaker 1: on dig me now, one and only Steve Harvey got
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  Speaker 1: a radio show. Yeah do man? How good has God
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  Speaker 1: been to me? You know today I was thinking of
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  Speaker 1: what I would say today and it and it just
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  Speaker 1: dawned on me this way, and I just want to
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  Speaker 1: share this with everybody listening. Uh. You've got to get
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  Speaker 1: some help to make it through life. I cannot imagine
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  Speaker 1: where I would be if I if it was not
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  Speaker 1: for the help of my God, if it wasn't for
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  Speaker 1: his grace and mercy, if I did not have the
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  Speaker 1: ability to lean on him, and all the times I've
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  Speaker 1: had to lean on him, which has become a daily basis.
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  Speaker 1: I have no idea where I would be, but clearly
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  Speaker 1: I know or a matter of fact, I would not
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  Speaker 1: be here today. You have got to get some help
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  Speaker 1: to get through this thing called life. I am telling you,
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  Speaker 1: I am begging you to look into it. Man, you've
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  Speaker 1: got to form a relationship with God. Without a relationship
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  Speaker 1: with God, this thing called life is daunting at times.
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  Speaker 1: I don't care who you are. I don't care who
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  Speaker 1: you are. I know I'm speaking the truth right now,
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  Speaker 1: because listen, no matter who you are, what color you are,
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  Speaker 1: what job tighter you have, what aspirations you may have,
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  Speaker 1: I don't care what your educational background is or is not.
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  Speaker 1: It does not matter if you don't get some help,
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  Speaker 1: if you don't get a real relationship going on with God,
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  Speaker 1: I don't see how you can make it. I just
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  Speaker 1: do not see how you can make it. So many
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  Speaker 1: people are faking in fronting out here like they got
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  Speaker 1: it going on, and you don't know, and you really
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  Speaker 1: don't know how many people that you think in your
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  Speaker 1: neighborhood had it going on. Because you saw a car
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  Speaker 1: pull up in the driveway, or the house look bigger,
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  Speaker 1: or grass is cutting nicer, and you only find out
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  Speaker 1: that a foreclosed your side on their house too. See,
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  Speaker 1: you don't know the mask that people put on to
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  Speaker 1: parade around in is for appearance sakes. You know, you
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  Speaker 1: don't know what that is. So a lot of people
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  Speaker 1: you looking at that you think got it going on?
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  Speaker 1: Who might be the pattern of success that you want
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  Speaker 1: a trace? Who might have what you think is going on.
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  Speaker 1: You got to be real careful with that because it
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  Speaker 1: may not be as it appears to be. But one
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  Speaker 1: thing is for sure, no matter what's going on in
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  Speaker 1: your life, no matter what, I know that behind whatever
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  Speaker 1: mask I'm wearing or I realized, or no matter what
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  Speaker 1: the appearances, maybe that on the other side of me,
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  Speaker 1: I'm gonna be just fine. See. You may be outwardly
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  Speaker 1: people hating on you, talking about you, dragging your name
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  Speaker 1: through the mud. Look, man, people can say stuff about you.
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  Speaker 1: Most people talking about you don't even know you. They're
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  Speaker 1: just participating in it. You can have that appearance going on,
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  Speaker 1: but behind you, within you, if you have a relationship
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  Speaker 1: with God, it don't matter because you can be all right.
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  Speaker 1: I'm telling you I've seen it get real stormy on
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  Speaker 1: the outside for me, but on the inside, I just
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  Speaker 1: had to feel and I was gonna be all right. See.
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  Speaker 1: That's what the relationship gives you, man. It gives you
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  Speaker 1: the confidence to note that the things that you're going
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  Speaker 1: through are temporary. That is just the space that you
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  Speaker 1: happen to be in. Like I said the other day,
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  Speaker 1: you gotta remember something. The road to success is always
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  Speaker 1: under construction. You might as well get ready for that.
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  Speaker 1: If you're planning on changing, getting better, doing something about
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  Speaker 1: your health, doing something about to wait your unwanted pounds.
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  Speaker 1: Maybe you want to want to get off some of
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  Speaker 1: that diabetes medicine, you want to lower your cholesterol. I
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  Speaker 1: don't care what you wanna do. If you decide, look,
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  Speaker 1: I just would like to live a longer, more prosperous life.
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  Speaker 1: Or hey, I want to make X amount of dollars,
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  Speaker 1: or hey man, I'm gonna stop staying out in these
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  Speaker 1: streets and I'm gonna come home and treat my family
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  Speaker 1: where they ought to be treated. I don't care what
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  Speaker 1: decision you make when you strike out on that road
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  Speaker 1: to success, it's under construction. Partner, there's barrels out there,
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  Speaker 1: there's wide turns, there's detools there, there's if you go
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  Speaker 1: through this barrel, there's a crate on the other side.
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  Speaker 1: You know it's it's it's me and out there holding
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  Speaker 1: signs saying slow down. Sometimes they put the stop sign up.
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  Speaker 1: You gotta wait and watch people go buy you on
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  Speaker 1: the other side. Then before you can take off again.
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  Speaker 1: You've all been on the road with construction on it.
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  Speaker 1: It can be so frustrated and the whole time you
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  Speaker 1: on that road. I know, when I'm on the road
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  Speaker 1: with under construction, I'm always thinking of an alternative path.
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  Speaker 1: I ain't ever set in traffic under construction, man, and
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  Speaker 1: thought of if I get off on this exit there
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  Speaker 1: would it take me? Not knowing, but just man, could
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  Speaker 1: I keep moving if I go that way? That's a
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  Speaker 1: dangerous thing sometimes, See, that's a dangerous thing because oftentimes
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  Speaker 1: when we get off the road of success and we
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  Speaker 1: take that other path, we get further and further off
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  Speaker 1: course because we're nod to als sign for that Just
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  Speaker 1: a decision I made on my own because I don't
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  Speaker 1: like sitting here. Sometimes I don't have the patience I
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  Speaker 1: ought to have, So I've taken some what I thought
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  Speaker 1: might be shortcuts, But I gotta tell you something, ain't
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  Speaker 1: no shortcuts on the road to success. Even the d
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  Speaker 1: tool signs wind up taking you a little bit out
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  Speaker 1: your way. And look background. I remember one time I
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  Speaker 1: was coming from Las Vegas and that was some type
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  Speaker 1: of chemical spill in the truck and you could almost
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  Speaker 1: see the smoke up ahead and very faint. So they
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  Speaker 1: detoward us through the desert and we had to go
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  Speaker 1: all the way around, and I drove, man like an
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  Speaker 1: hour and a half out of the way. And when
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  Speaker 1: when they entered us back on the freeway where we
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  Speaker 1: were to go back to l A. As soon as
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  Speaker 1: I got at that exit to get back on the freeway,
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  Speaker 1: I looked right there and there the accident was. Now
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  Speaker 1: it was an hour and a half hour forty five
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  Speaker 1: all the way around in that desert to get back
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  Speaker 1: to almost the same place. But it was the best
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  Speaker 1: way to go, because see, that was the route to take.
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  Speaker 1: And that's what you gotta understand about trying to make
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  Speaker 1: the right decision to be successful. That the road to
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  Speaker 1: the road to success is always under construction. You're gonna
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  Speaker 1: have to go around a little bit. So of course,
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  Speaker 1: stop being impatient with I don't want to go around,
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  Speaker 1: gonna go this way? You go that way if you
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  Speaker 1: want to just follow the d to a signe see,
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  Speaker 1: because somebody that came up this road before you have
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  Speaker 1: see somebody then travel the road already and they took
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  Speaker 1: the way around, and yeah, it seemed like it's a
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  Speaker 1: longer way, and you want to make that other decision.
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  Speaker 1: But stay on the road to success. It's under construction, man,
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  Speaker 1: That's just the way it goes. Don't lose your patients
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  Speaker 1: and try to create a shortcut for yourself. I'm gonna
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  Speaker 1: go away. Ain't nobody ever gone way? Hold up, partner,
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  Speaker 1: you really, thank you gonna do that? You know, Listen,
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  Speaker 1: there's oftentimes a lot of rewards when you go the
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  Speaker 1: least travel path. But the road to success is the
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  Speaker 1: least travel path. That's what you keep getting mixed up.
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  Speaker 1: You keep thinking if you go another way. No, no,
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  Speaker 1: stay on the road to success. That is the least
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  Speaker 1: travel path. It's under construction. You can go out there
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  Speaker 1: with you with your machete. If you want to talk
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  Speaker 1: about cutting new trails. You think the road to success
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  Speaker 1: is under construction, Take the other route and get that
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  Speaker 1: machete out and see how long you be out there
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  Speaker 1: trying to cut a path. Sometimes, Man, you just got
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  Speaker 1: to stay patient. The road to success has been traveled
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  Speaker 1: before by millions of people in front of you, everybody
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  Speaker 1: that has some setbacks in life. But don't get off
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  Speaker 1: the road to success. It's cause you're having some setbacks
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  Speaker 1: just because you see some orange barrels up, just cause
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  Speaker 1: there's some men out there with vest on. What that
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  Speaker 1: got to do with you? Everybody, everybody that's trying to
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  Speaker 1: be successful, is on that road. Your relationship with God
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  Speaker 1: helps you, helps you guide yourself around the barrels. It
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  Speaker 1: helps you have the patience to go around that away.
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  Speaker 1: He gonna get you back where you gotta be. But
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  Speaker 1: you got to go out there so you can learn something. See,
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  Speaker 1: it's not only see you need God to make it
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  Speaker 1: in life, because the road to success is always under construction.
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  Speaker 1: He calms you down when the barrels is up. He
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  Speaker 1: lets you know it's gonna be all right. He or
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  Speaker 1: he hell, he rewards you with the patients to finish
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  Speaker 1: because he's gonna get you right back where you need
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  Speaker 1: to be and you can get on which way you
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  Speaker 1: was going Okay, all right, y'all, we're gonna try that today.
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  Speaker 1: I'll be back on be Ignorant. You're listening, ladies and gentlemen,
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  Speaker 1: girls and boys, gentlemen and ladies, vose wagons and the
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  Speaker 1: crown Man. Have your undivided attention, please, today's show it's
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  Speaker 1: going to be one where I am committed to making
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  Speaker 1: several verbal errors intentionally. Yeah, I'm just gonna bring it,
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  Speaker 1: and y'all deal with it. Welcome to dishelp Morning show,
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  Speaker 1: Good morning. You wouldn't hear yesterday. I so now we
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  Speaker 1: know the monitor hall monitors, back your past pass. Stop
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  Speaker 1: running in the How do you have a harpa? You know?
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  Speaker 1: Bet here? Well, I ain't got no hard and I
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  Speaker 1: had stole one first of all, Good morning, Calling Morning crew.
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  Speaker 1: Sorry about that, Junior, Jake and Tommy. I stole out
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  Speaker 1: the administrative office one time. A stack of hall passes.
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  Speaker 1: Oh boy, I had a nice fish. I had a
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  Speaker 1: you were making money off hall pass? Yeah, sold him
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  Speaker 1: out my luck. But then you were hiding what you
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  Speaker 1: mean hall pass? Free ship got to give you a
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  Speaker 1: hall pass for you to be out in the hallway
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  Speaker 1: wandering around. Now, if you just want to wander around
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  Speaker 1: for your hall pay teachers. That teacher don't let you
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  Speaker 1: walk out in the hall, so they paid. So you
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  Speaker 1: made people pay you to get a pass. Yeah, a
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  Speaker 1: dollar or sell dollar for a sandy, a sandwich or
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  Speaker 1: like you was going down the dippers, you had to
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  Speaker 1: bring me a corn dog or some wayne. So I
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  Speaker 1: just hustle. No one knew that you were doing this.
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  Speaker 1: The teacher let me ask up. Who's gonna tell it?
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  Speaker 1: But you can do after you get busted with the
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  Speaker 1: hall pass is tell them you bought it from me.
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  Speaker 1: Now your asks really in trouble with when you were
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  Speaker 1: hustling hallpa. I was in high school, wow, sixteen seventeen,
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  Speaker 1: it was not. I had a whole stack them because
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  Speaker 1: you just tore him off at the top. I had
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  Speaker 1: a whole stack of would you sign them? No? Here, No,
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  Speaker 1: I came right. I'm just getting the hall pass. You
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  Speaker 1: you're gonna put wherever you need on that. I don't
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  Speaker 1: know your teaching class, I don't know your teacher. Everybody
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  Speaker 1: had him. No, no one thought that was unusual that
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  Speaker 1: all these students had hall passes. I ain't tell them.
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  Speaker 1: Just anybody. You had to be you know of a
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  Speaker 1: certain element you know. I had to know that you had,
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  Speaker 1: you know, like a background that can hand don't keep
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  Speaker 1: right right. This is a type of background where if
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  Speaker 1: I know you got busted, you just took it, You're
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  Speaker 1: gonna put my name in it? Yeah, you could. You
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  Speaker 1: could know. I didn't never cut dog. I cut class
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  Speaker 1: my whole time I was in school. I cut calash
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  Speaker 1: twice the whole time I was in I would school man.
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  Speaker 1: But the stuff that you I didn't know nothing. I
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  Speaker 1: went what I had, perfect attendents, all kinds of stuff.
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  Speaker 1: All right, at least get perfect attendance. I'm not going
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  Speaker 1: to be on the honor roll or nothing like that.
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  Speaker 1: Coming up, we're gonna talk about stolen office lunches more
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  Speaker 1: common than you think. We'll be back at thirty two
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  Speaker 1: after you're listening to Steve Show. All right, it is
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  Speaker 1: time for something funny, guys. And you know people are
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  Speaker 1: getting ready for work right now, probably and uh maybe
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  Speaker 1: they're making their own lunch. You know people do that
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  Speaker 1: at home. Well, Steve, it turns out that eighteen percent
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  Speaker 1: of people have admitted to eating someone else's lunch at
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  Speaker 1: the office. One workers live tweeting of the mystery of
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  Speaker 1: a co worker stolen shrimp fried rice was retweeted over
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  Speaker 1: a hundred and seventy three thousand times. Okay, uh and
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  Speaker 1: and while you may think it's funny, and it is
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  Speaker 1: kind of funny, I mean when you think about it, um,
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  Speaker 1: you know, getting away with eating someone else's meal, it
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  Speaker 1: actually could have some serious consequences on the job. People
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  Speaker 1: don't forget stuff like this, and you see these people
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  Speaker 1: every single day. This is according to a human resource expert.
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  Speaker 1: It becomes a trust issue. So Steve, I have to
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  Speaker 1: ask you. I know you did it office lunches in
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  Speaker 1: my life, taking somebody's food because I ain't that way.
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  Speaker 1: I don't like I don't know you. Oh so you
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  Speaker 1: don't know what kind of home they have at? How clean?
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  Speaker 1: Two things I have done I've had mine taken. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: I've called a person what happened? And I've had I've
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  Speaker 1: seen a person taking a person's life. Okay, well what
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  Speaker 1: happened when both these is now situations I used to
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  Speaker 1: my advantage? Yeah they see not you don't want this out,
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  Speaker 1: So now I need a couple of favors. Is the
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  Speaker 1: mom dog? I mean, look, I saw you because I'm
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  Speaker 1: real observing y'all know that about me. I'm extremely observing.
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  Speaker 1: So I'm watching this dude steal this dude food and
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  Speaker 1: the dude food he was stilling. He's deceased. His name
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  Speaker 1: is James Paradise, and we worked at General Lecture and
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  Speaker 1: this dude was taking Jared Jane paradig lec Jamee Cook
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  Speaker 1: cook his ass off, and he was just eating James
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  Speaker 1: lunch every now and then. And I called it. Now,
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  Speaker 1: if I tell this to James Paradise, don't I'm talking
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  Speaker 1: about You've been to get drug out in the parking
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  Speaker 1: lot and when you come back in, you're gonna need
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  Speaker 1: to show the people that the dog your I d still.
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  Speaker 1: You know like sandwiches. You know James cook ribs, he
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  Speaker 1: take his ribs. You know he made pork shoulders sandwich.
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  Speaker 1: He should bring it in to work for everybody. He
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  Speaker 1: stole his pork shoulders and James getting upset. So I
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  Speaker 1: saw him take James stop. It was his young white
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  Speaker 1: dude that was still in the food because he was single,
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  Speaker 1: and you know he wouldn't bring no lunch half the time,
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  Speaker 1: the stupid as boys. So I told him, I say, man,
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  Speaker 1: you know, if Jane find out you want taking here,
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  Speaker 1: lunch man, you know what's gonna happen to you? Cheese? Wait?
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  Speaker 1: What come on? Chee? Yeah, that's what I need. See.
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  Speaker 1: Once I hear that fear in your voice, then I
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  Speaker 1: got your ass now because all jeez, it's not a
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  Speaker 1: hood turn, he said. I said, look, hold on, man,
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  Speaker 1: this ain't got to go to win. Look, it's gonna
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  Speaker 1: stay right here. I'm need a couple of favors. Man.
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  Speaker 1: M Now, I'm gonna leave early Wednesday. I need you
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  Speaker 1: to cover my job. It's not a problem with me, Steve,
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  Speaker 1: it's Mr Harvey. Harvey. Now you're gonna put some spec
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  Speaker 1: on my Now, I was the original bird man, So
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  Speaker 1: you're gonna put some speck on my name. And so
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  Speaker 1: I had him cover cover my job like three times
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  Speaker 1: for that. Then I saw a dude take my luck. Uh,
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  Speaker 1: this is a black dude had it just got hired,
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  Speaker 1: and he would hadn't completed his ninety day probation. Now
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  Speaker 1: if I report this, you ain't gonna get the job.
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  Speaker 1: Oh man, I'm so sorry. I thought it was mine.
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  Speaker 1: Out of hell. Your name is Steve Gregory. It's Gregory,
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  Speaker 1: you know Frederick Rather Stev get confused with Frederick. Right,
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  Speaker 1: So I said, so, Frederick, look here, man, I'm just
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  Speaker 1: need a couple of favors. From now. I'm gonna come
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  Speaker 1: in late. I need you to punch my time clock
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  Speaker 1: when you get at the gate, punch my time clock
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  Speaker 1: from me. Hit me in. Oh that's all, that's that's
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  Speaker 1: that's not a problem. Now listen to me. They have
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  Speaker 1: a camera aimed at the time clock, so you gotta
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  Speaker 1: put your back to the camera. So he did it
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  Speaker 1: the first time. How do you know all of this?
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  Speaker 1: Come on, no, no, no, excuse me, excuse me to
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  Speaker 1: h was never a third whom. Hulum was crime with
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  Speaker 1: a purpose, with respect. Thugs just out here doing stuffs
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  Speaker 1: are stupid crimes with a purpose, and it was always
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  Speaker 1: to better uplift one self. Yes, yeah, And so that's
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  Speaker 1: what I had him do so I could leave early
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  Speaker 1: cause it a little white dude, and I could come
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  Speaker 1: in late causing Frederick. Wow. So I had been a
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  Speaker 1: nice little set up. And then meanwhile at school he
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  Speaker 1: was you know hall passes with the first hustling. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: y'all need passes to be late in this hallway? Who
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  Speaker 1: name you put on that there? See, my name was
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  Speaker 1: never on the hall pass. So I ain't need you
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  Speaker 1: talking about you got it from Steve because I ain't
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  Speaker 1: got no hall pass because I had told her back
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  Speaker 1: off my locker anyway, and so I kept my stuff.
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  Speaker 1: I told her back off my lockert that I had
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  Speaker 1: the hard bent down and I put on my step behind.
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  Speaker 1: So if you owe my locking, I ain't never had nothing.
• 20:58
  Speaker 1: Oh I get okay, Yeah, So how the hell I
• 21:03
  Speaker 1: got hall pass? I'm in class not learning to write
• 21:11
  Speaker 1: her days in high school? Two cut days all I
• 21:16
  Speaker 1: ever did. Man? Oh wow, See if your life has
• 21:20
  Speaker 1: been incredible, been wonderful, it really really has. Thank you
• 21:25
  Speaker 1: And look at you now? Look at you now? I
• 21:28
  Speaker 1: mean are you Are you still a hoodler? No? I no,
• 21:34
  Speaker 1: I don't do crime. I had a little running in
• 21:39
  Speaker 1: at ning kind of trade me out. Coming up next,
• 21:43
  Speaker 1: it's the Nephew with Run that Prank Back. You're listening
• 21:47
  Speaker 1: to the Steve Harvey Morning Show. Coming up at the
• 21:51
  Speaker 1: top of the hour, J Anthony Brown will be here
• 21:53
  Speaker 1: with Man on the Streets plus ms AN. We'll have
• 21:57
  Speaker 1: today's national news. But right now it is time for
• 22:00
  Speaker 1: on that Prank Back. Hey, Nappy, what you got? Come on,
• 22:03
  Speaker 1: let's talk about it. Nappy half nappy. Excuse me too much.
• 22:08
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna talking about something, got it. Some don't happen running, rushing.
• 22:22
  Speaker 1: He need a brush hanging around He needs a brush
• 22:26
  Speaker 1: hanging around his neck. Did you hear our fearless? You
• 22:33
  Speaker 1: don't look like he ever had baby hair? Wow, I
• 22:42
  Speaker 1: never noticed his look at it. I didn't get a
• 22:46
  Speaker 1: free throw shot just for his head being nappy. Now
• 22:51
  Speaker 1: I have to I'm not in this joke. I've never
• 22:55
  Speaker 1: been in nappy head joke. I don't like him, but
• 22:59
  Speaker 1: you know he was nappy on purpose. I'm not gonna
• 23:01
  Speaker 1: go it's not naphew all right, all right, yeah, y'all.
• 23:09
  Speaker 1: The cause of the problem. Love yourself and the skin
• 23:14
  Speaker 1: you in and the people that reside within. Put some
• 23:17
  Speaker 1: perm on it. Put some speck on his are looking,
• 23:27
  Speaker 1: let's go now it. Hello. Hello, I'm trying to get Frances. Hey, friends,
• 23:36
  Speaker 1: how you doing. My name is Darryl, darl kids they
• 23:39
  Speaker 1: go to our together. Oh yeah, yeah, your daughters Kalin right, yes, okay,
• 23:44
  Speaker 1: and my son is DJ Daryl Jr. Yeah. I think
• 23:47
  Speaker 1: I may have met you at the beginning of the school. Yeah,
• 23:50
  Speaker 1: you remember meeting me? Daryl? Oh, I met a lot
• 23:53
  Speaker 1: of people. But I'm sorry, I can't place you right now. Okay,
• 23:56
  Speaker 1: no problem. Hey listen, um, I was getting your call.
• 24:00
  Speaker 1: You know, there's only a handful of black kids at
• 24:03
  Speaker 1: the school, you know, being a private school and all.
• 24:06
  Speaker 1: And uh, we the black parents, we all got together
• 24:09
  Speaker 1: and had a meeting a couple of nights ago. Okay,
• 24:12
  Speaker 1: you said, all the black parents. Okay, I wasn't there.
• 24:14
  Speaker 1: Why wasn't our call? Uh, well, we actually had a
• 24:17
  Speaker 1: meeting about your daughter, Kylin. Well what about Kalin? Is
• 24:21
  Speaker 1: she is there a problem at school and she's crazy
• 24:24
  Speaker 1: or something. I don't even know about. What's what's going
• 24:26
  Speaker 1: on with? Well, actually, we're you know, we feel privileged
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  Speaker 1: to be you know, you know, like I said, there's
• 24:31
  Speaker 1: only a handful of blacks, and we try to carry
• 24:33
  Speaker 1: ourselves in a dignified way. Our presents, our attitude, the
• 24:37
  Speaker 1: way we handle ourselves. And uh, you know, Kaylin is
• 24:40
  Speaker 1: doing very good in school, but want I understand, and
• 24:42
  Speaker 1: very nice with all the rest of the kids. She's
• 24:44
  Speaker 1: getting along. That's not the problem. What we're what we're
• 24:47
  Speaker 1: trying to get is, uh the groomy of Kalin. You know,
• 24:51
  Speaker 1: Kalin has these braids and what we were trying to
• 24:55
  Speaker 1: do is give you know, we had a meeting about it.
• 24:57
  Speaker 1: We want to hold on, hold on hold of did
• 25:00
  Speaker 1: you just say her grooming something wrong with her groom? Well,
• 25:04
  Speaker 1: it's not necessarily her clothing, of course, you know, the
• 25:06
  Speaker 1: kids were the uniforms, but the braids. You know, we
• 25:09
  Speaker 1: we want to represent ourselves with a lot of dignity
• 25:12
  Speaker 1: the way we carry ourselves. We want to be um,
• 25:16
  Speaker 1: you know, pretty much nice and clean, spitting, polished. We
• 25:18
  Speaker 1: would really prefer for her hair was straight and opposed
• 25:21
  Speaker 1: to being braided up, you know, you mean, it kind
• 25:25
  Speaker 1: of gives off a ghetto type of look to it,
• 25:27
  Speaker 1: and that's what we're trying to avoid. Are you crazy?
• 25:31
  Speaker 1: It's something wrong with you. You know, first of all,
• 25:33
  Speaker 1: how the hell you get my If you couldn't call
• 25:36
  Speaker 1: me for the meeting, why are you calling me now?
• 25:38
  Speaker 1: Like I said, man, the meeting was to get the
• 25:40
  Speaker 1: general consensus on where all the parents feeling the same
• 25:42
  Speaker 1: way about your daughter and her braids. You know, we're
• 25:45
  Speaker 1: just trying to keep everything classy. When it comes to
• 25:48
  Speaker 1: the blacks that attended school, it's only ten of us,
• 25:51
  Speaker 1: you know, ten children attending I'll tell you what you
• 25:54
  Speaker 1: can attend. You can what you can attend to? Is
• 25:57
  Speaker 1: this phone hanging up in your grace? You tell the parents,
• 26:00
  Speaker 1: all of them for me, y'all can go straight and
• 26:03
  Speaker 1: hit rock bottom out of hell. Talk about my child
• 26:05
  Speaker 1: and her braids. Her braves are ethnic, they are nice,
• 26:09
  Speaker 1: she's well grooms and I don't know how in the
• 26:11
  Speaker 1: hell you got my telephone number. But tell all the
• 26:14
  Speaker 1: parts from me to kiss the crack of my you
• 26:16
  Speaker 1: know what. Listen. So, first of all, I don't like
• 26:18
  Speaker 1: the way that you're talking to me. Okay, I carry
• 26:20
  Speaker 1: myself with class, with dignity. I'm spitting polished mans. You
• 26:32
  Speaker 1: gets her hairstyle and let me say something real, cameo
• 26:34
  Speaker 1: to your Okay, you and all her parents can hit
• 26:39
  Speaker 1: rock Some'm out of hell. Don't call me no more
• 26:41
  Speaker 1: with no like this. This is ignorant. I'm far beyond this.
• 26:45
  Speaker 1: My child is well groomed. She is gonna go to
• 26:48
  Speaker 1: that school. As a matter of fact, as much money
• 26:50
  Speaker 1: that costs could go there too. Y'all should have been
• 26:52
  Speaker 1: meeting on how we can get together and pay the tuitions.
• 26:55
  Speaker 1: How about fact? Are you trying to sit here and
• 26:57
  Speaker 1: tell me that you've got a problem taking her braids
• 26:59
  Speaker 1: down and wearing her air straight so she can look
• 27:01
  Speaker 1: a lot more classy than what she looks right now
• 27:03
  Speaker 1: at your pathetic look because she's having right now. You
• 27:06
  Speaker 1: know what I don't. What's your hair looked like? Take
• 27:08
  Speaker 1: a picture of your self and send it to me
• 27:10
  Speaker 1: texted to me since you get folk phoned numbers, and
• 27:13
  Speaker 1: give it to you. Take a picture of your stepf
• 27:15
  Speaker 1: and texted to me. I bet you you look like
• 27:17
  Speaker 1: who would have thought it? My daughters braids are gonna
• 27:20
  Speaker 1: stay up for the rest of the years. As a
• 27:22
  Speaker 1: matter of fact, we ain't gonna rebraid it. It's gonna
• 27:24
  Speaker 1: stay that way, so it can be mad at and
• 27:26
  Speaker 1: represent that's what we're gonna do. Frances, listen, I don't
• 27:29
  Speaker 1: I don't want to argue. I just wanted to call
• 27:31
  Speaker 1: and see if we could actually, you know, come to
• 27:34
  Speaker 1: a medium on this. Do you think that there's a
• 27:36
  Speaker 1: possibility that I mean, when I'm I'm picking up DJ
• 27:40
  Speaker 1: tomorrow after school, would it what would it be all
• 27:43
  Speaker 1: right if I picked up little Kaylin and brought her
• 27:46
  Speaker 1: home and let my wife do our hair. Please? I
• 27:49
  Speaker 1: wish that he would pick my start up and see
• 27:53
  Speaker 1: what the hell I do. I'm gonna call my husband's
• 27:55
  Speaker 1: him to come off your house and whoop your after
• 27:58
  Speaker 1: he braids yo, And I wish you would pick up
• 28:01
  Speaker 1: my thought. I call the police on As a matter
• 28:04
  Speaker 1: of fact, you're gonna have to call the police on
• 28:06
  Speaker 1: me and my husband Steward and see what happens. Maam.
• 28:09
  Speaker 1: I'm just trying to get some class here. That's all
• 28:11
  Speaker 1: we're wanting. We're not wanting to fight with you. It's
• 28:14
  Speaker 1: just the blacks here. We think that we want a
• 28:16
  Speaker 1: little bit more classy look of the way we are growing.
• 28:19
  Speaker 1: That's the only thing we're looking for. The only person
• 28:21
  Speaker 1: who's gonna be taking the classes when we get to
• 28:24
  Speaker 1: what you're gonna be kicking the class. How about bad? Yeah,
• 28:28
  Speaker 1: I can't stand up like you. Y'all get five dollars
• 28:33
  Speaker 1: and one penny in your box and think you better
• 28:36
  Speaker 1: than everybody as you get where you came from. As
• 28:38
  Speaker 1: a matter of fact, what's your what's your name? Because
• 28:41
  Speaker 1: I'm calling the principle on your uh day, give me
• 28:44
  Speaker 1: your name and Mr Hoole, what's your name? Uh? That's
• 28:49
  Speaker 1: that's that's that's that's not that's not really what my
• 28:51
  Speaker 1: name is. But that's what told me when you first
• 28:53
  Speaker 1: called me. What is your real name? My name is
• 28:56
  Speaker 1: my name. My real name is Tommy Thomas. No my
• 29:00
  Speaker 1: last name either. What What the hell is your name?
• 29:03
  Speaker 1: Do you know? My name is Tommy nephew Tommy from
• 29:06
  Speaker 1: the Steve Hobby Morning Show. Your husband, Keith got me
• 29:09
  Speaker 1: the plank phone call you baby, Oh my god, keep
• 29:20
  Speaker 1: you you got me ready to tick the pts, cool
• 29:28
  Speaker 1: and everything. I'll tell you what. Keep eat out for
• 29:32
  Speaker 1: the rest of the week, he told me, He said, Man,
• 29:39
  Speaker 1: he said, it don't take about two and a half
• 29:41
  Speaker 1: minutes for my wife to go off. He said, it
• 29:44
  Speaker 1: don't take for two and a half. You said, You're right, alight,
• 29:53
  Speaker 1: calm down? What what what? I got one more thing
• 29:56
  Speaker 1: to ask you? What is the baddest and I mean
• 29:58
  Speaker 1: the baddest radio show in the land. You know, it's
• 30:03
  Speaker 1: the Steve Harvey Morning Show. She wasn't having it. She
• 30:11
  Speaker 1: was a little tance back then. Yeah, tance about that.
• 30:17
  Speaker 1: You know, nappy is the new thing? Yeah? Does that
• 30:21
  Speaker 1: mean nappy is the new thing? It's natural? You mean natural,
• 30:25
  Speaker 1: like like the like the like the young boys they
• 30:28
  Speaker 1: have nappy here but they land they lands up. Oh
• 30:33
  Speaker 1: all right, coming up at the top of the hour,
• 30:35
  Speaker 1: MS and will be here with National News and then
• 30:38
  Speaker 1: Jay with Man on the Streets. You're listening to Steve
• 30:41
  Speaker 1: Harvey Morning Show. All right, Steve, did you want to
• 30:45
  Speaker 1: comment one more time on Tommy's prank nappy here? Because
• 30:49
  Speaker 1: before we go to further As the leader of this
• 30:52
  Speaker 1: rambunctious bunch, I would like to let everybody know that
• 30:56
  Speaker 1: it's not called nappy, it's natural, a thing of beauty.
• 31:01
  Speaker 1: And for those of you that are rocking your natural hair,
• 31:04
  Speaker 1: hands up in the al for you, Yeah, thank you.
• 31:08
  Speaker 1: He fools over here that insists on writing jokes. I
• 31:12
  Speaker 1: just wanted to clear that up so everybody don't think
• 31:15
  Speaker 1: that the entire Morning show has lost their damn mind.
• 31:19
  Speaker 1: And the leader of this group, I felt compelled to
• 31:24
  Speaker 1: come back and straighten it out. Y'all. Pranks get us
• 31:34
  Speaker 1: all proud of That's deep coming from Steve. Alright, alright,
• 31:40
  Speaker 1: Jay's here with Man on the Street. What you got ja,
• 31:43
  Speaker 1: Man on the Street? Two questions, It's two questions. What
• 31:46
  Speaker 1: reminds you of summer and your favorite summertime songs? Two
• 31:52
  Speaker 1: things that remind you of summer bikini and beach, Humidity
• 31:57
  Speaker 1: and the beach sun tandler S, Watermelon and Beaches, ice cream,
• 32:03
  Speaker 1: the beach and Suntan Lotion, summertime Jungle buy. There you go,
• 32:09
  Speaker 1: Thank y'all, Thank y'all enjoying the show. Huh No, it's
• 32:19
  Speaker 1: not of us, the beach and suntan lotion. No, what's
• 32:21
  Speaker 1: that what we do? Sometimes I do this right outside
• 32:24
  Speaker 1: the show Umley where we are when people coming, A
• 32:27
  Speaker 1: lot of white people said watermelon, Yeah, yeah, summer, Yeah,
• 32:35
  Speaker 1: watermelon is what did you record it on? Girls? You
• 32:39
  Speaker 1: look like you know that sounds like you recorded on
• 32:42
  Speaker 1: that machine that I got when I was nine. I
• 32:46
  Speaker 1: got that pushing play had a little mike in it,
• 32:51
  Speaker 1: with a little round mike with the corner my aunt gave.
• 32:57
  Speaker 1: Was one of those man that was my favorite Christmas
• 33:02
  Speaker 1: I got. I got man almost got killed that Christmas. No.
• 33:07
  Speaker 1: I recorded my first comedy sketch. But when when you
• 33:10
  Speaker 1: were customs, I did Rudy reymost signifying markets. I knew
• 33:19
  Speaker 1: it by heart. All right. So guys, Steve, let me
• 33:22
  Speaker 1: ask you what makes you think of summer? Yeah? Well,
• 33:29
  Speaker 1: I can't tell you what really makes me think or
• 33:31
  Speaker 1: something you can't radio, can you clean it up? I
• 33:37
  Speaker 1: tell you what I like. That reminds me of summer.
• 33:41
  Speaker 1: Yeah what iced tea? U and nudity, Iced tea and nudity,
• 33:51
  Speaker 1: you know, almost nudity. I love to see your sister
• 33:56
  Speaker 1: with a regular swimsuit on. But as she's walking up
• 34:00
  Speaker 1: the beach, it turns into a thought. Right now, that's
• 34:07
  Speaker 1: when you didn't bought the size that fit. But as
• 34:12
  Speaker 1: you walk, it works his way t back. Yes, ever
• 34:20
  Speaker 1: even to be word size still be out. But then
• 34:24
  Speaker 1: eventually when she come back and both didn't worked up,
• 34:27
  Speaker 1: you'll be gonna walk. You better walk on this beach.
• 34:31
  Speaker 1: I think we get the picture. Yeah, all right, on
• 34:35
  Speaker 1: that note, it's time to slemen, very old MS and trip.
• 34:42
  Speaker 1: Thank you very much everybody. This is answered with the news. Okay,
• 34:45
  Speaker 1: hen what looks like a continuation of a game of
• 34:47
  Speaker 1: can you chop this? Between the Trump White House and China.
• 34:50
  Speaker 1: President Trump now says he may be willing to go
• 34:52
  Speaker 1: one better and consider placing tariffs on another one hundred
• 34:55
  Speaker 1: billion dollars worth of Chinese imports, and the President explained
• 34:58
  Speaker 1: his motives yesterday to an audi incident in West Virginia
• 35:01
  Speaker 1: In many respects. I think we're gonna have a fantastic
• 35:03
  Speaker 1: relationship a long term with China, but we have to
• 35:05
  Speaker 1: get this straighten out. We have to have some balance.
• 35:08
  Speaker 1: Uh yeah. First Trump slapped his tariffs on Chinese steel
• 35:11
  Speaker 1: and aluminum, and then the Chinese did the same to us,
• 35:13
  Speaker 1: putting tariffs on porks and nuts and threatening and threatening
• 35:16
  Speaker 1: actually to place the extra levies on soybeans that has
• 35:20
  Speaker 1: now already to press US farm prices. And you know,
• 35:22
  Speaker 1: a U S farm people are the people who really
• 35:24
  Speaker 1: propelled Donald Trump into office and baton Rouge. Louisiana community
• 35:28
  Speaker 1: activists have joined the up a CP and urging the
• 35:30
  Speaker 1: state Attorney General to appoint a special prosecutor to investigate
• 35:33
  Speaker 1: the case of Alton Sterling, the black man selling CDs
• 35:36
  Speaker 1: outside of a convenience store who was shot to death
• 35:39
  Speaker 1: by a white policeman as he laid face down on
• 35:41
  Speaker 1: the ground and held down by another cop. Attorney General
• 35:44
  Speaker 1: Jeff Landry refused to prosecute either white officer, even though
• 35:47
  Speaker 1: Blaine Salomony that's the cops scene on video yelling profanities
• 35:51
  Speaker 1: before shooting Mr Sterling six times in the back. Salimony
• 35:55
  Speaker 1: has been fired. The Florida history teacher accused of running
• 35:58
  Speaker 1: a racist podcast as quit her job. Diane Bodovich was
• 36:02
  Speaker 1: already on suspension ever since her white supremacist online radio
• 36:05
  Speaker 1: show was discovered. Bolovitch should taught middle school and Citrus
• 36:09
  Speaker 1: County and maintained a Twitter account that espoused white racist views.
• 36:13
  Speaker 1: It was the Huffington Post that reported her hateful sideline. Meanwhile,
• 36:18
  Speaker 1: the Trump administration is putting an end to a program
• 36:21
  Speaker 1: that exempted illegal aliens who were pregnant from deportation. That
• 36:24
  Speaker 1: fed say this policy treats pregnant women like any of
• 36:27
  Speaker 1: the detainee. However, those in their third trimester, they say,
• 36:30
  Speaker 1: will be released. Immigration and human rights activists are slamming
• 36:33
  Speaker 1: that new policy. The poor communities of Brazil still upset
• 36:38
  Speaker 1: over the apparent assassination of a woman named Mariol Franco,
• 36:41
  Speaker 1: a black city councilwoman who fought for civil rights for
• 36:44
  Speaker 1: the non white community in Brazil. Franco spoke out about
• 36:47
  Speaker 1: the racist brutality, which she said that was routinely used
• 36:50
  Speaker 1: by the nation's soul called security forces in the ghettos,
• 36:52
  Speaker 1: they're called favelas over there. Reports are that two men
• 36:55
  Speaker 1: in a car came up alongside her car and shot
• 36:58
  Speaker 1: and killed this councilwoman and her driver. Thousands of Brazilians
• 37:01
  Speaker 1: continue to hit the streets daily demand that Rio's military
• 37:04
  Speaker 1: force be disbanded. The movie Black Panther about to become
• 37:07
  Speaker 1: the first film released in Saudi Arabian thirty five years
• 37:11
  Speaker 1: movie theaters over they have banned. Uh, those kind of
• 37:13
  Speaker 1: thing were banned actually after the ultra conservative standards were
• 37:16
  Speaker 1: adopted about forty years ago. However, the Crown Prince says
• 37:19
  Speaker 1: he's in favor of more progressive culture. So according to Variety,
• 37:23
  Speaker 1: AMC wants to open forty movie houses in Saudi Arabia
• 37:26
  Speaker 1: over the next five years. And as I said the top,
• 37:28
  Speaker 1: Black Panther is going to be the first film sin over. Finally,
• 37:31
  Speaker 1: today is National Twinkies Day and also National Army Day.
• 37:35
  Speaker 1: We salute all of those who fight for our rights.
• 37:39
  Speaker 1: We'll be back with more entertainment in today's trending topics.
• 37:42
  Speaker 1: Twenty minutes after the hour of Steve Harvey Morning Show.
• 37:46
  Speaker 1: You're listening to the ste Harvey Morning Show. Unable to
• 37:51
  Speaker 1: convince Congress or Mexico to pay for his proposed border wall,
• 37:55
  Speaker 1: Donald Trump has now directed National Guard troops to be
• 37:59
  Speaker 1: stationed along the border. Mexico responded by saying such a
• 38:03
  Speaker 1: plan would gravely damage and that's in quotes, would greatly
• 38:07
  Speaker 1: damage its relationship with the US. The plan is for
• 38:11
  Speaker 1: the National Guard to assist US customs and border protection
• 38:14
  Speaker 1: officers and halting the flow of illegal immigrants into the US. Democrats,
• 38:19
  Speaker 1: of course, are critical of this plan, with Senator Michael
• 38:22
  Speaker 1: Bennett of Colorado saying, unfortunately the President failed to lead,
• 38:27
  Speaker 1: and rather than find real solutions and immigration, he continues
• 38:31
  Speaker 1: to stroke fear. That's what he said. Other leaders say
• 38:35
  Speaker 1: that it seems that US citizens with automatic weapons are
• 38:39
  Speaker 1: a greater threat to US than hard working immigrants that
• 38:42
  Speaker 1: come to the U s seeking a better life for
• 38:43
  Speaker 1: themselves and their families. So there you go. Yeah, but
• 38:51
  Speaker 1: he ain't run this by noble No, well he never does.
• 38:54
  Speaker 1: Nobody even knows who's gonna fund this because it takes money. Now,
• 38:58
  Speaker 1: you know, national gods, great people in the National Guard. Absolutely,
• 39:02
  Speaker 1: I don't want them down there doing that though, because
• 39:04
  Speaker 1: you know, you like, I'm not, I'm not I'm running.
• 39:08
  Speaker 1: I'm telling you right, If enough of them is coming
• 39:11
  Speaker 1: across the border, and it's just me. I'm running They yeah, yeah, yeah, matter.
• 39:20
  Speaker 1: I promise you I'm not looking at you over here.
• 39:27
  Speaker 1: Pass out of lunch bag. Here, y'all take this with no,
• 39:30
  Speaker 1: I'm not finishing here. Run up in the forty people
• 39:32
  Speaker 1: and get my no. I'm now. This is just not
• 39:35
  Speaker 1: President's bigger problems this damn water in this country. I'll
• 39:39
  Speaker 1: tell you what, I could save him a lot of money.
• 39:41
  Speaker 1: If they give me one billion, I'll go down there
• 39:44
  Speaker 1: and draw a line crossing. I'll get a line for
• 39:50
  Speaker 1: you in that set a billion dollars and that's all.
• 39:54
  Speaker 1: I draw this line and then that would be That
• 39:56
  Speaker 1: would be it. I'll take a billion done. I'm talking
• 39:59
  Speaker 1: about fun you. It's not presidential. This is just not presidential.
• 40:04
  Speaker 1: None of none of the stuff does nothing. What I
• 40:07
  Speaker 1: say it ain't presidential. President you're not saying present, but
• 40:14
  Speaker 1: I mean, yeah, it's like he just wakes goes to sleep,
• 40:17
  Speaker 1: wakes up with these ideas and expects them to execute them.
• 40:20
  Speaker 1: You know, he has to go through channels and people
• 40:24
  Speaker 1: in Congress and things like that in order to get
• 40:26
  Speaker 1: it done. Yeah, and expects it to be done like
• 40:31
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• 40:35
  Speaker 1: confused with being a king exactly. You're absolutely right. Yeah,
• 40:45
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  Speaker 1: problem in this country. Teachers with that don't get paid enough. Yes, yes,
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• 40:57
  Speaker 1: or four after the hour. J Anthony Brown is here
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  Speaker 1: to murder yet another hit right after this. You're listening,
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  Speaker 1: Steve Harvey Morning Show. All right, Steve, please introduce your boy,
• 41:09
  Speaker 1: Jay Anthony Brown. Jervin Brown. First of all, I got
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  Speaker 1: a couple of announcements, Steve. I like to do gratulate
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  Speaker 1: principle principle. Yes, yes, I know from me. Huh hell
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  Speaker 1: did she learn that? No? Really, no, Dad, it is
• 41:42
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  Speaker 1: she just looked at you. I ain't gonna be that.
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  Speaker 1: you're funny, but you gave us a great life, but
• 42:01
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• 42:07
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• 42:38
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• 42:47
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  Speaker 1: ride for TV. Got a nice little club in the city.
• 42:55
  Speaker 1: Now I'm what call it Tommy Junior, step and Turley.
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  Speaker 1: I ain't playing Jane playing. I like them white guls.
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  Speaker 1: a Drake fashion challenged or whatever you want to call it.
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  Speaker 1: I'm out here every day. You still the best? Love. Wow,
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• 47:25
  Speaker 1: prank phone call. What you got nev Sebastian the artist,
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  Speaker 1: Sebastian the artist, because I'm an artist, now run it?
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  Speaker 1: Please hello Hello, I wish to speak with a Mr.
• 47:43
  Speaker 1: Please hello, sir. My name is Sebastian. I am with
• 47:48
  Speaker 1: the Art Institute and I wanted to give you a
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  Speaker 1: call about um. I have a huge showing coming up
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  Speaker 1: where I am going to be displaying my portfolio and
• 48:00
  Speaker 1: all of my drawings within it. But I have one
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  Speaker 1: drawing that I am looking to display that I have
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  Speaker 1: not put on canvas yet, and I'm looking to take
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  Speaker 1: something of essence to put on canvas and I want
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  Speaker 1: to call you about getting permission. Wait, hold on, dog,
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  Speaker 1: just to stop you right now. I don't do that,
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  Speaker 1: all right, I'm not a model. That's not my profession,
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  Speaker 1: So you would not waste your time no more. You
• 48:22
  Speaker 1: know what I'm saying. Just go ahead, mr Mr. I
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  Speaker 1: don't think you understand that my showing is gonna have
• 48:28
  Speaker 1: some very important people there. I am, like I said
• 48:31
  Speaker 1: before with our institute. Yea, I said, I don't do that.
• 48:36
  Speaker 1: That's not me. I mean, I hate you know what,
• 48:39
  Speaker 1: would you just calling folks up you as solicitor or something.
• 48:41
  Speaker 1: I mean, y'all just randomly picking out folks and trying
• 48:44
  Speaker 1: to trying to get them the model look sir, Mr. No,
• 48:48
  Speaker 1: I'm not just randomly calling people. I actually have done
• 48:51
  Speaker 1: research in order to get your number. What what I'm
• 48:54
  Speaker 1: doing is, I'm not calling you as for being a
• 48:58
  Speaker 1: model that I'm going to portray on canvas, but you
• 49:01
  Speaker 1: have something far more greater visually that I would like
• 49:05
  Speaker 1: to hold on canvas. Now you're married to your wife?
• 49:10
  Speaker 1: Is a correct? The whole whoa whoa whoa dob no
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  Speaker 1: for who is this? Seriously? Because I can give my number,
• 49:18
  Speaker 1: I can get my number, because you're talking about my
• 49:19
  Speaker 1: wife and stuff. I know my wife. My name is Sebastian.
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  Speaker 1: I am with art Institute. What I'm trying to do
• 49:27
  Speaker 1: with capturing and mortalize the beauty of essence on canda
• 49:31
  Speaker 1: lies okay yo, for real thought, you just can't. You
• 49:34
  Speaker 1: don't talk about my wife all right, So I'm not.
• 49:37
  Speaker 1: I'm not calling in a negative manner towards your wife.
• 49:41
  Speaker 1: I want to I want to mortalize her and capture
• 49:45
  Speaker 1: her on canvas, the beauties that she beholds. I've seen
• 49:49
  Speaker 1: your wife several times. You guys reside, whoa, whoa, whoa?
• 49:52
  Speaker 1: Do you see my wife? But wait, what do you
• 49:54
  Speaker 1: see my wife? At? What? Why do you? Why are you?
• 49:56
  Speaker 1: Why are you watching my wife? I've seen her. She
• 49:59
  Speaker 1: she shops on her hall im I've seen it so
• 50:01
  Speaker 1: many times there, and she holds all the beauty that
• 50:05
  Speaker 1: an artist would like to put on Kansas. Like I
• 50:07
  Speaker 1: said before, I have a huge showing and you're welcome
• 50:10
  Speaker 1: to come out as well. That's gonna be so many
• 50:12
  Speaker 1: important people there. But I wanted to call and get
• 50:14
  Speaker 1: permission from you about painting your wife. No, you ain't
• 50:18
  Speaker 1: got that permission. Play well, you just can't. You just
• 50:20
  Speaker 1: can't go around following my wife and trying to motalize
• 50:24
  Speaker 1: or whatever. I just said, all right, so so, but
• 50:28
  Speaker 1: I would like to let you know I have taken
• 50:30
  Speaker 1: the liberty myself. I have painted your wife's head. What, Joe,
• 50:36
  Speaker 1: you have lost your damn mind. You can't be just
• 50:38
  Speaker 1: walking around here painting folks headed. You gotta get permission
• 50:42
  Speaker 1: for that. What's wrong with you? You are crazy? You
• 50:45
  Speaker 1: don't understand your wife holds the essence that every artist wants.
• 50:49
  Speaker 1: I don't care what he holds. You can't be going
• 50:51
  Speaker 1: around painting folks heads. Wrong with you, sir. That's the
• 50:55
  Speaker 1: reason why I'm calling trying to get permission from you.
• 50:58
  Speaker 1: I said, bastelor and want to put your wife on
• 51:01
  Speaker 1: canvas because she holds the essence that every artist wants
• 51:04
  Speaker 1: to behold. She mortalized the beauty of canon. Whoa hold
• 51:08
  Speaker 1: of God? Hold of the hold of God? You're telling
• 51:10
  Speaker 1: me you're walking around column painting my wife's head? Is that? What?
• 51:16
  Speaker 1: What are you doing? Dude too, I'm only trying to
• 51:20
  Speaker 1: complete my folio. Oh no, your portfolio here? Listen it
• 51:24
  Speaker 1: is If I see my wife's head anywhere, I don't
• 51:27
  Speaker 1: care a new play of magazine. I don't care where
• 51:29
  Speaker 1: Bill or whatever. Yo, I'm gonna find Joe. I'm whoop you.
• 51:32
  Speaker 1: Do you understand what I'm saying to you. I'm gonna
• 51:34
  Speaker 1: see did you you understand that, sir? I don't want
• 51:37
  Speaker 1: to have a duel with you. Sir, here's a duel.
• 51:43
  Speaker 1: They do what they do. In fact, what name is
• 51:47
  Speaker 1: a bashi name is? That's a fashion, sir. All I
• 51:52
  Speaker 1: want to do is paint your wife in her rawest
• 51:54
  Speaker 1: and purest. Foe. That's there's law and purest for me.
• 51:59
  Speaker 1: What do you want? Seriously, I want to paint your wife.
• 52:04
  Speaker 1: I want to paint her in the nude. How do
• 52:08
  Speaker 1: you watch your my active now? He's not? I don't know.
• 52:13
  Speaker 1: That's what you should do. Tell me where you as
• 52:15
  Speaker 1: you want to paint something. I'll give you something to pay.
• 52:18
  Speaker 1: Tell me where you are? What five? Read me? What
• 52:21
  Speaker 1: ho five? That's what's up? I want to whoop your
• 52:25
  Speaker 1: read me? Read me, paint me, paint me? You want
• 52:29
  Speaker 1: your mind telling what you wanna paint my wife in
• 52:31
  Speaker 1: a new it's gonna take them brush's a stick him up.
• 52:34
  Speaker 1: Your miss. She holds the essence and every person should
• 52:38
  Speaker 1: I'll give up what she holds asked, I'll give us
• 52:43
  Speaker 1: ask me something like that, sir, I must ask you.
• 52:46
  Speaker 1: Do you think that you are the only person that
• 52:49
  Speaker 1: has seen your wife in the new Surely that's been
• 52:51
  Speaker 1: men before you that have seen her in the new
• 52:54
  Speaker 1: day for you and my wife and no more. You
• 52:57
  Speaker 1: call my wife her? Is that what she's saying? Are
• 52:59
  Speaker 1: you called my wife? You? I want to pay your
• 53:03
  Speaker 1: wife and the beauty that she bought on canvas? Did
• 53:06
  Speaker 1: you not understand? I just said, you know, I told
• 53:11
  Speaker 1: you meet me on the corner of once and claim power.
• 53:16
  Speaker 1: I got one more thing. I else, like say, nehing
• 53:21
  Speaker 1: im in from the Steve am in the Morning Show,
• 53:24
  Speaker 1: you just got pay byr boy? What what this is?
• 53:31
  Speaker 1: This is nephew, This nephew times in for the Steve
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  Speaker 1: im and Marta yo oh oh oh man yo man,
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  Speaker 1: y'all yeah, I was moving version mare dude. I mean
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  Speaker 1: you've got me dogs oh man. Yeah. It was Sebastian
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  Speaker 1: want Yeah, dude, you get some bastard brother. I was
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  Speaker 1: about to move with y'all and to bashes. I was
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  Speaker 1: to paint brushes and always about the paint autumn with
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  Speaker 1: your he told me. Man, he said, man, he's like
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• 54:37
  Speaker 1: what did you think about it? Everyone? Please call im?
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  Speaker 1: You want to draw somebody's wife naked? You know what
• 54:47
  Speaker 1: I'm saying that ain't nothing wrong with that. You know,
• 54:49
  Speaker 1: I'm an artist. You know what I'm saying. Ain't nobody
• 54:52
  Speaker 1: ever asked you all to draw family member naked like that? Okay,
• 54:59
  Speaker 1: ain't nobody now y'all? Do anybody won't a portrait? Up? What? Crazy?
• 55:10
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  Speaker 1: to the Steve Harvey Morning Show. So before we get
• 55:56
  Speaker 1: to today's Strawberry letter, guys, at this point reality stars Safari,
• 56:01
  Speaker 1: we all know who he is. Well, Safari probably wishes
• 56:04
  Speaker 1: that everyone would just forget that he got robbed last week.
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  Speaker 1: Now this is according to the Shade Room and responds
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  Speaker 1: to recent criticism. Uh, he tweeted. Uh, this is what
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  Speaker 1: Safari said. I'm not crying over lost jewelry, that's material,
• 56:19
  Speaker 1: but not knowing if you're about to get shot in
• 56:21
  Speaker 1: the back of your head is the most traumatic thing
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  Speaker 1: I've ever had to deal with. Thank God, I'm still alive.
• 56:28
  Speaker 1: They want me broken, but all they did was make
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  Speaker 1: a beast out of me. When you do a crime
• 56:33
  Speaker 1: and get caught ten minutes after you did it, Uh,
• 56:36
  Speaker 1: that's called karma. Not snitching, but moving forward to people
• 56:40
  Speaker 1: who know and don't know me, don't take offense to
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• 56:46
  Speaker 1: has reached out and sent blessings t I caught wind
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  Speaker 1: of Safari's comments guys equipped cold world, get a sweater.
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  Speaker 1: Uh so there, yeah, I saw. I saw the video
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  Speaker 1: and I heard him. When you been at gunpoint, go
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  Speaker 1: into your head on the ground, man, and you're thinking
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  Speaker 1: you're fitting to die, that's that's a cold piece of work. Man.
• 57:15
  Speaker 1: That ain't no, it's it's it's it's it's it's really,
• 57:19
  Speaker 1: have a gun on you. I've been I've been robbed
• 57:23
  Speaker 1: at gunpoint before. It unnerves you. I don't care who
• 57:28
  Speaker 1: you are, it unnerves you, especially if that ain't your world,
• 57:32
  Speaker 1: your life. Come on, man, if you are here, you robbing,
• 57:35
  Speaker 1: that's what you do. But even when it's on you, though,
• 57:38
  Speaker 1: it's unnerving. I got that, and I can understand what
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  Speaker 1: a little what a little soldier coming from now hear
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  Speaker 1: the part after I saw the video, m I would
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  Speaker 1: have took the crime better. And I understand why he
• 57:51
  Speaker 1: was crying because it would probably do the same thing
• 57:53
  Speaker 1: to me. You just can't cry in a red fair
• 57:56
  Speaker 1: coat though, that's what that's what you got out of that.
• 58:01
  Speaker 1: You can't cry with the red coat. That too off.
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  Speaker 1: Have a T shirt on or something the red for
• 58:11
  Speaker 1: a coat. Yeah, you don't see the crime. You see
• 58:15
  Speaker 1: red for a coat, right, but there's proved that ain't
• 58:19
  Speaker 1: real cause they have took that. Well, no, it's not real.
• 58:22
  Speaker 1: He wears for a lot on the show. Whenever you
• 58:25
  Speaker 1: see him, he has one, you know, like and all honesty.
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  Speaker 1: I understand the kid, I do, and I do. I
• 58:32
  Speaker 1: do understand, especially something happened just that you know soon.
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  Speaker 1: It's unnerving. Man, the dude, the dude thought he was
• 58:42
  Speaker 1: gonna die. Absolutely, Steve, I'm in a gren These foods
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  Speaker 1: out here can blow your brains out, and you're sitting
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  Speaker 1: there thinking, lin man, I ain't gonna see my family
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  Speaker 1: no more. This is But like he said, he's in
• 58:54
  Speaker 1: the role different now excuse me, but I'm rolling different now.
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  Speaker 1: Caps blue jacket, no, no gon having people with him.
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  Speaker 1: Fer We're glad he's all right, and really you know,
• 59:06
  Speaker 1: we're glad he's all right. All right, we gotta get
• 59:09
  Speaker 1: to this letter, nephew, let's go. So the people got
• 59:11
  Speaker 1: caught ten minutes later. Yeah, ten minutes later. So that's
• 59:14
  Speaker 1: a good And saying about no damn snitching. If you
• 59:17
  Speaker 1: robbed me, I'm telling on your as I'm not snitching
• 59:20
  Speaker 1: I'm telling, yeah, you robbed me. I'll be pointing at
• 59:23
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• 59:27
  Speaker 1: That's both. It was a third safari though. Yeah, all right,
• 59:32
  Speaker 1: thank you a man, hold on tight, we got it
• 59:35
  Speaker 1: full you here it is the Strawberry letter. Thank you
• 59:38
  Speaker 1: temmy subject. He doesn't call anymore. Hello, Stephen Shirley. I
• 59:42
  Speaker 1: met a guy about a month ago. We met at
• 59:45
  Speaker 1: a restaurant he co owns with a friend. We sat
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  Speaker 1: there for the whole night, chatting the night away, and
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  Speaker 1: left in the morning. He got my numbers from a
• 59:54
  Speaker 1: girlfriend of mine just before we left the place. He
• 59:57
  Speaker 1: then called thirty minutes later to find out if we
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  Speaker 1: got him, saying, the next day I called him, we
• 1:00:03
  Speaker 1: had a chat, and during the week he proposed to
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  Speaker 1: meet again with me, but he didn't pitch. I don't
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  Speaker 1: get that part. I don't get that, but anyway, but
• 1:00:14
  Speaker 1: he didn't pitch. That's what she says. Then called later
• 1:00:16
  Speaker 1: to apologize as he had to present reports to his manager.
• 1:00:21
  Speaker 1: In the same week, Friday, we met again at the restaurant,
• 1:00:24
  Speaker 1: then later went home, and the next week he called
• 1:00:28
  Speaker 1: and told me he wanted to see me, even if
• 1:00:30
  Speaker 1: it was only for a minute. By that time, I
• 1:00:33
  Speaker 1: was on my way home. I called him again. We chatted,
• 1:00:38
  Speaker 1: then we met again at the restaurant and he offered
• 1:00:40
  Speaker 1: to give me a full body massage, of which I
• 1:00:44
  Speaker 1: rejected him nicely. Recently, he doesn't call at all. He
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  Speaker 1: doesn't get back to me like he used to. Can
• 1:00:51
  Speaker 1: you please advise advise on what I can do without
• 1:00:54
  Speaker 1: compromising myself in this situation. Warmest regards, Laredo. Okay, Laredo,
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  Speaker 1: If what I think happened actually did happen, then that
• 1:01:05
  Speaker 1: could be and it's probably why he's not calling you anymore.
• 1:01:08
  Speaker 1: You said you guys met at a restaurant then later
• 1:01:11
  Speaker 1: went home. I gotta ask you if you meant that
• 1:01:15
  Speaker 1: you went home together, because that's certainly what it sounds like.
• 1:01:18
  Speaker 1: But then at the end of the letter you said
• 1:01:20
  Speaker 1: you don't want to compromise yourself. But if you guys
• 1:01:22
  Speaker 1: went home together already, then I'm assuming you compromised yourself
• 1:01:26
  Speaker 1: earlier in the letter. It's a little confusing right there
• 1:01:29
  Speaker 1: for me. And there's a lot of stuff going on,
• 1:01:31
  Speaker 1: a lot of stuff happening really really fast. Uh. You
• 1:01:34
  Speaker 1: called him the next day. You immediately called him the
• 1:01:38
  Speaker 1: next day. It sounds a little eager, a little desperate
• 1:01:40
  Speaker 1: to me. That's just that's my opinion, you know, And
• 1:01:44
  Speaker 1: I have some other questions. Why was he presenting reports
• 1:01:47
  Speaker 1: to his manager if he owned the restaurant. A lot
• 1:01:50
  Speaker 1: of confusing stuff going on in this letter. Um. Also, Um,
• 1:01:55
  Speaker 1: you called him again, he asked you for a full
• 1:01:56
  Speaker 1: body massage. You rejected him nicely. See again that and
• 1:02:00
  Speaker 1: sound like you know you guys went home and got busy.
• 1:02:03
  Speaker 1: I don't know. This letter is confusing to me, Steve,
• 1:02:07
  Speaker 1: What do you think you can at least get started.
• 1:02:11
  Speaker 1: This whole thing is just a mess because your letter
• 1:02:17
  Speaker 1: is sporadic. You've given us information out of order, uh, incomplete,
• 1:02:26
  Speaker 1: And anytime a woman writes incompletely, it's because she's intentionally
• 1:02:30
  Speaker 1: leaving something out. You're the most You're the most thorough
• 1:02:33
  Speaker 1: communicators I know on earth. You all will tell it
• 1:02:37
  Speaker 1: all because you all's gift is probing and digging and
• 1:02:42
  Speaker 1: and getting into the depth of the conversation. So when
• 1:02:45
  Speaker 1: you read a letter from a woman who has an
• 1:02:47
  Speaker 1: incomplete letter, is because she's trying to pick the information
• 1:02:52
  Speaker 1: she's going to share with you and leave out other information.
• 1:02:56
  Speaker 1: You all are the best at it in the world,
• 1:02:58
  Speaker 1: communicating and talk. So how she didn't wrote a letter
• 1:03:01
  Speaker 1: that we don't understand. It's because she didn't left some
• 1:03:05
  Speaker 1: stuff out, but she trying to figure out. But now
• 1:03:09
  Speaker 1: how does she clean up and fix this mess? Well,
• 1:03:13
  Speaker 1: I got some news for you when we come back, ma'am. Um,
• 1:03:17
  Speaker 1: And you probably not gonna like this answer right here,
• 1:03:21
  Speaker 1: but this answer is the truth because you are a
• 1:03:25
  Speaker 1: chapter in the book, and sport fishing she's she's the
• 1:03:31
  Speaker 1: chapter in the book. That's why I wrote it. I'll
• 1:03:34
  Speaker 1: explain it to you when we come back. We'll have
• 1:03:38
  Speaker 1: part two of Steve's response coming up at twenty three
• 1:03:41
  Speaker 1: after the hour you're listening Steve Harvey Show, All right,
• 1:03:46
  Speaker 1: coming up in twenty minutes, the Steve Harvey saf opera
• 1:03:49
  Speaker 1: The Chapman's The Chapmans Are Bad. Come on, Steve with
• 1:03:55
  Speaker 1: part two of your response to today's Strawberry letter. Here's
• 1:03:59
  Speaker 1: a letter he doesn't call anymore. You know, ma'am, you
• 1:04:03
  Speaker 1: left a lot of information out of your letter. Uh,
• 1:04:05
  Speaker 1: Laredo or Larado, whatever your name is. You met a
• 1:04:09
  Speaker 1: guy about a month ago. You met a restaurant he
• 1:04:11
  Speaker 1: co owns with a friend UM, Like Shirley said, if
• 1:04:14
  Speaker 1: he co owns a restaurant, why is he um filling
• 1:04:17
  Speaker 1: out reports to his manager? Uh, the owner don't feel
• 1:04:21
  Speaker 1: out reports to the manager. The manager feels out the
• 1:04:23
  Speaker 1: reports to the owner. Uh. Here's see, here's what here,
• 1:04:27
  Speaker 1: here's here's what started this whole thing. Ladies, be careful
• 1:04:30
  Speaker 1: of this. Right here. We chatted the whole night and
• 1:04:35
  Speaker 1: left in the morning. He got my numbers from a
• 1:04:37
  Speaker 1: girlfriend of mine just before we left the place. He
• 1:04:41
  Speaker 1: then called thirty minutes later to find out if we
• 1:04:43
  Speaker 1: got home safe. See right there, you're impressed by that, Ladies,
• 1:04:47
  Speaker 1: listen to me. Don't be totally impressed by the things
• 1:04:51
  Speaker 1: that we automatically do in the beginning. These are things
• 1:04:55
  Speaker 1: that guys are automatically talked to do in the beginning.
• 1:04:58
  Speaker 1: Don't be totally impressed with that. I mean, it's nice
• 1:05:01
  Speaker 1: that he does it. It's reason's troublesome if he doesn't.
• 1:05:04
  Speaker 1: That's the red flag. But please don't bring out the
• 1:05:07
  Speaker 1: band just because he called to see if you got
• 1:05:09
  Speaker 1: home safe. Hell, that's routine. Player move one on one
• 1:05:14
  Speaker 1: first night, Okay, Then the next day I called him.
• 1:05:18
  Speaker 1: You had a chat. Then he proposed to meet you again,
• 1:05:20
  Speaker 1: but he didn't pitch. I think that's meaning that he
• 1:05:22
  Speaker 1: didn't show up. He didn't play. Then later call to apologize,
• 1:05:26
  Speaker 1: and in the same week we met again at the restaurant,
• 1:05:29
  Speaker 1: YadA YadA. The next week he called, told me he
• 1:05:31
  Speaker 1: wanted to see me for a minute, but you was
• 1:05:33
  Speaker 1: on the way home. I called him again in the restaurant.
• 1:05:36
  Speaker 1: Then he offered to give you a full body massage,
• 1:05:38
  Speaker 1: and you rejected him nicely. Now recently he doesn't call
• 1:05:42
  Speaker 1: at all. He doesn't get back to me like he
• 1:05:44
  Speaker 1: used to. Can you please advise on what I can
• 1:05:45
  Speaker 1: do without compromising myself in this situation? Okay? First of all,
• 1:05:50
  Speaker 1: what's wrong if all y'all? Deal was chat a few
• 1:05:54
  Speaker 1: times at the restaurant, at the house, he offered to
• 1:05:57
  Speaker 1: do a full body massage. You told him. Now now
• 1:05:59
  Speaker 1: he don't call no more. Okay. Then that's the chapter
• 1:06:03
  Speaker 1: in the book that spurred the sport fisherman theory. He's
• 1:06:07
  Speaker 1: fishing not to keep, but to throw back. Now you
• 1:06:11
  Speaker 1: are a throwback, not because of the actions you did,
• 1:06:15
  Speaker 1: but because he just not looking for someone like you.
• 1:06:22
  Speaker 1: Here's the deal. See, it seems like she did everything right.
• 1:06:26
  Speaker 1: I agree with Shirley. Did you sleep with the guy
• 1:06:28
  Speaker 1: when you went home? What does that mean? But if
• 1:06:30
  Speaker 1: you didn't, you've done everything right enough soul that you
• 1:06:34
  Speaker 1: found out he was wrong. See, ladies, that's what you
• 1:06:37
  Speaker 1: gotta get yourself in the position to do constantly, do
• 1:06:42
  Speaker 1: enough of the right things, and then you'll find out
• 1:06:44
  Speaker 1: if the guy is wrong or not. Is it not
• 1:06:46
  Speaker 1: better to find out right now that he won't call you?
• 1:06:49
  Speaker 1: Then if you didn't broke off the cookie gave him
• 1:06:52
  Speaker 1: your time. This is only a week or two we're talking,
• 1:06:56
  Speaker 1: but now she's so distraught she wrote a letter because
• 1:06:58
  Speaker 1: she can't figure out what's on. It's nothing wrong. You
• 1:07:02
  Speaker 1: figured out that he was wrong. You did everything right.
• 1:07:05
  Speaker 1: He didn't call you back, walk away. She was feeling him, though,
• 1:07:10
  Speaker 1: and she just wanted to quit feeling a feeling you exactly.
• 1:07:14
  Speaker 1: He's not that into you. I'm not working next to her. Okay, alright, Steve,
• 1:07:20
  Speaker 1: we gotta get out of here. You can email us
• 1:07:21
  Speaker 1: her Instagram. That's your thoughts on today's strawberry letter at
• 1:07:24
  Speaker 1: my girl Shirley. Now switching gears, Carla, I have to
• 1:07:28
  Speaker 1: ask you this, what happened to um? What's her name?
• 1:07:31
  Speaker 1: Countess former Countess Louanne Dayly sets on Real Housewives of
• 1:07:36
  Speaker 1: New York City. What is going on? What didn't do? Yeah,
• 1:07:40
  Speaker 1: she's in a lot of hot water. They had this
• 1:07:44
  Speaker 1: Halloween party on Real Housewives of New York City and
• 1:07:49
  Speaker 1: Countess Luanne or former Countess whatever she addressed as Diana Ross. Okay,
• 1:07:55
  Speaker 1: I love Diana Ross. Yeah, her co stars, they were
• 1:08:00
  Speaker 1: all shocked, but they weren't surprised. But your girl, Luen.
• 1:08:04
  Speaker 1: She wore what appeared to be dark. Don't say, don't
• 1:08:09
  Speaker 1: get dark makeup like black face, No, not quite, but
• 1:08:16
  Speaker 1: it was dark, and you know, darker than what she is.
• 1:08:18
  Speaker 1: Dark makeup and an exaggerated wig and a low cut
• 1:08:22
  Speaker 1: jump suit. And she tried to get ahead of any
• 1:08:26
  Speaker 1: backlash by telling uh ET News that I was just
• 1:08:30
  Speaker 1: being an impersonator for Halloween. I didn't mean to offend
• 1:08:33
  Speaker 1: anyone for being Diana Ross the Halloween. It just that
• 1:08:37
  Speaker 1: didn't enter her mind that she was offending people. So
• 1:08:41
  Speaker 1: all of a sudden, she's saying it became a thing.
• 1:08:44
  Speaker 1: And then she apologized, and she apologized to anyone that
• 1:08:48
  Speaker 1: she had offended. She looked get it? Yeah, how come
• 1:08:52
  Speaker 1: she can't come dressed as Diana Ross. While I guess
• 1:08:55
  Speaker 1: it was the makeup because of the makeup, it's too
• 1:08:58
  Speaker 1: dark and two dark, it's not dark, right, Well, she's
• 1:09:02
  Speaker 1: way darker than Luanne Louanne, so let me see. It
• 1:09:08
  Speaker 1: can be misconstrued as black face, like the dancer, the
• 1:09:13
  Speaker 1: Dancing with the Stars dancing. I'm looking at it. Uh
• 1:09:19
  Speaker 1: what you don't think it was that bad? No, not
• 1:09:23
  Speaker 1: to me. I mean, you know, she's got a darker makeup,
• 1:09:26
  Speaker 1: but it's not that insulting. She just looks you know,
• 1:09:30
  Speaker 1: she just looks orange. Yeah, you know, like Trump. That damn.
• 1:09:39
  Speaker 1: George Lopez was on the he said Donald Trump came
• 1:09:48
  Speaker 1: by in the motorcade in front of his uncle. His
• 1:09:51
  Speaker 1: uncle tried to pick it. Oh my god, Holly, they
• 1:10:01
  Speaker 1: leave that in. So that is Steve Harvey dot com,
• 1:10:07
  Speaker 1: the New York Starting accused of wearing black face. That's
• 1:10:10
  Speaker 1: not black. I'm not offended with that. Ain't even close.
• 1:10:14
  Speaker 1: George Wallace, mama has a black face. Okay, okay, you're
• 1:10:19
  Speaker 1: all friends? Are what? I would beat you? I finish
• 1:10:27
  Speaker 1: your bill would have been over. What's wrong with you?
• 1:10:32
  Speaker 1: I'm just trying to get the people a comparison. That's
• 1:10:37
  Speaker 1: all right, coming up in ten minutes the Steve Harvey
• 1:10:40
  Speaker 1: soap opera that Chapman's are in the Bad Baby. You're
• 1:10:48
  Speaker 1: listening to Steve Harvey Morning show. Everybody, This is your girl,
• 1:11:02
  Speaker 1: Shirley Strawberry and welcome to another episode of Steve Harvey's
• 1:11:06
  Speaker 1: Bad Acting Theater. I'm your narrator and in the words
• 1:11:09
  Speaker 1: of Von Von, I'll be reading this thing. Uh finally,
• 1:11:13
  Speaker 1: it's something that's got more laughs than Mason Pryor on
• 1:11:16
  Speaker 1: Apollo Wow. Remember that fiasco. Well, anyway, you know the
• 1:11:20
  Speaker 1: Apollo Theater hosted by Steve Harvey. That's right, that's right.
• 1:11:24
  Speaker 1: Check your local listenings, or you can see him on
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• 1:11:30
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• 1:11:36
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• 1:11:41
  Speaker 1: see him on his daytime talk show Steve or I'm
• 1:11:44
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• 1:11:51
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• 1:11:53
  Speaker 1: this year called Dang That Inward as another show. Check
• 1:11:58
  Speaker 1: see if I don't go do it. We'll be checking
• 1:12:02
  Speaker 1: our local listings for that one. When we last left
• 1:12:06
  Speaker 1: Bad Acting Theater, Junior had just come back from the
• 1:12:09
  Speaker 1: jay spot, slapped the warden, and was back in his
• 1:12:14
  Speaker 1: cell before it lights out. Jelly lights out everybody not mine.
• 1:12:21
  Speaker 1: I want my lights to stay on. In fact, don't
• 1:12:24
  Speaker 1: ever cut him off. If you cut him off, I'm
• 1:12:26
  Speaker 1: slapping everybody in hit. Wow. That Junior is uh just hello,
• 1:12:45
  Speaker 1: there's Governor Jenkins. Uh, this is Warden Phillips. What we
• 1:12:51
  Speaker 1: have here is a failure. I want to copy you
• 1:12:55
  Speaker 1: about Junior. He's in jail for a bunch of seaway.
• 1:13:01
  Speaker 1: You could pardon that so he can get out of here.
• 1:13:06
  Speaker 1: He's running, heaving in jail and you won't believe this,
• 1:13:10
  Speaker 1: But he's slapping me. No, wh won't I believe it?
• 1:13:16
  Speaker 1: When he was out last week? Can't buy head? Slap
• 1:13:18
  Speaker 1: the hell out of me? What makes you think I
• 1:13:21
  Speaker 1: want him back here? Uh? Meanwhile, Chester and Ramone are
• 1:13:25
  Speaker 1: so busy celebrating that they didn't even realize that Earl
• 1:13:28
  Speaker 1: and KK have signs outside that say you've got meat
• 1:13:32
  Speaker 1: in your vegan burgers. Ramote remote, look at all the
• 1:13:36
  Speaker 1: people outside, man, You see that, see that, you see
• 1:13:39
  Speaker 1: We're gonna have customers for dates. What what you're talking
• 1:13:41
  Speaker 1: about as a sign? I didn't say that it is
• 1:13:43
  Speaker 1: meeting your vegan burger? Wow? Will I be there? This
• 1:13:47
  Speaker 1: ain't nobody but Kak and Daddy trying to bring me down. Okay,
• 1:13:50
  Speaker 1: I gotta thank, I got I got got to thank.
• 1:13:52
  Speaker 1: Shout up, Ramote, I got to thank. I'm trying to
• 1:13:54
  Speaker 1: thank now. Well, I think we should score up one
• 1:13:58
  Speaker 1: for Earl Chapman. Looks like he got his message across.
• 1:14:02
  Speaker 1: I said, I say they saw the signs. They solved
• 1:14:05
  Speaker 1: this signs. I saw him through the window. They saw
• 1:14:08
  Speaker 1: the signs. Him and that little flunky Ramon. I can't
• 1:14:12
  Speaker 1: believe he trust that boy. Trust that boy more on
• 1:14:14
  Speaker 1: his own father. Oh, this is a great day for me.
• 1:14:19
  Speaker 1: I'm sorry, k K. I've been so busy trying to
• 1:14:22
  Speaker 1: bring Chester down that I totally forgot about your problem.
• 1:14:26
  Speaker 1: Did you ever find out who your baby daddy? Will? No,
• 1:14:31
  Speaker 1: I've called all the a's in the phone book. Have
• 1:14:36
  Speaker 1: you have you called shot night? That's a good idea.
• 1:14:40
  Speaker 1: We did kick Yeah, I know, I know you did.
• 1:14:45
  Speaker 1: Not back to me. Boy when he saw them signs,
• 1:14:48
  Speaker 1: he was just like a uh see, he was just
• 1:14:51
  Speaker 1: like six weeks old bread molding. I don't give a
• 1:14:55
  Speaker 1: damn if he is my son. Oh nobody attacked my
• 1:14:57
  Speaker 1: poke around in It ain't gonna happen because I'm Earl Chapman,
• 1:15:02
  Speaker 1: the poke rhyme King of ever got Texas who join
• 1:15:10
  Speaker 1: us next week? When you hear hey, shure night, this
• 1:15:16
  Speaker 1: is KK poor KK, no idea had to go on.
• 1:15:37
  Speaker 1: She's gonna Yes, that's my records, though, sure night. When
• 1:15:44
  Speaker 1: you get hung up on from jail, it's really something wrong,
• 1:15:48
  Speaker 1: you know, don't you watch your minutes and talk to man?
• 1:15:52
  Speaker 1: We did used to kick it. I called all the
• 1:15:58
  Speaker 1: a I w about your little problem. Now back to me.
• 1:16:06
  Speaker 1: How do you put meat in a Wickenberger? It's about
• 1:16:12
  Speaker 1: to go down. Good job, an excellent job. He got better.
• 1:16:20
  Speaker 1: She's been the key. You know what you're into it? Man?
• 1:16:23
  Speaker 1: You really? Yeah? You sound so much like fog Korn.
• 1:16:26
  Speaker 1: Like wanted to say, I'll say, I'm Earl our god
• 1:16:35
  Speaker 1: boy boy, I swear to God, and then tell you
• 1:16:42
  Speaker 1: know your mama, I said, I'll say, tell your mama. Wow, Okay,
• 1:16:52
  Speaker 1: I'm not back to me. KAK is the star that
• 1:16:59
  Speaker 1: but KK is the start of the two ain't she
• 1:17:02
  Speaker 1: been with. It's gonna get close to home. I have
• 1:17:07
  Speaker 1: a feeling because she's gonna run out of people. I'm
• 1:17:14
  Speaker 1: called all the a's, like every A Anderson, Yeah is
• 1:17:29
  Speaker 1: KK and Chester none at all? No, no, no, soote
• 1:17:34
  Speaker 1: anybody all right? Coming up at the top of the hour,
• 1:17:43
  Speaker 1: we're gonna talk about well, yeah, that always on this show.
• 1:17:48
  Speaker 1: But a woman, says ancestry dot com a DNA test
• 1:17:52
  Speaker 1: that she did there revealed that her father was her
• 1:17:55
  Speaker 1: doctor will explain later. Well, yeah, this is this is crazy.
• 1:18:00
  Speaker 1: You're listening to the stew and Entertainment news. Guys. We
• 1:18:05
  Speaker 1: gotta say congratulations to our friend ty Reese. Uh. Tyrese
• 1:18:10
  Speaker 1: and his new wife Samantha have a little bun in
• 1:18:13
  Speaker 1: the oven. Some congratulations. Yeah. They revealed it in a
• 1:18:17
  Speaker 1: People magazine that they are expecting a baby girl. This
• 1:18:21
  Speaker 1: is after Samantha learned she was pregnant back in January.
• 1:18:24
  Speaker 1: In a rare joint interview. The couple told the publication
• 1:18:28
  Speaker 1: they told People Magazine both of our love and energy
• 1:18:32
  Speaker 1: and magic and families are bonded forever because we're going
• 1:18:36
  Speaker 1: to have this child. It's unbelievable. Tyrese, of course, has
• 1:18:40
  Speaker 1: one daughter, Sheila, from a previous marriage, but Samantha says
• 1:18:44
  Speaker 1: there will be no sibling rivalry because Sheila has been
• 1:18:47
  Speaker 1: asking for siblings every since she's known her. Wow. Great
• 1:18:53
  Speaker 1: the Gibson's Yeah, the Gibson some little baby girls. Look
• 1:19:00
  Speaker 1: you know you got he got full five loaded. You
• 1:19:05
  Speaker 1: ain't even happy? Excuse me, what's saying? Jay? We can't hear. No,
• 1:19:12
  Speaker 1: that's great, that's great that he's gonna have her. One thing.
• 1:19:16
  Speaker 1: He's married. He's a good father. Yea, yeah, he was
• 1:19:19
  Speaker 1: a great dad. Yeah that's quite evident. Yeah, great day. Well,
• 1:19:26
  Speaker 1: speaking of daddy's and and things like that, this story,
• 1:19:30
  Speaker 1: Steve is unbelievable. Grandkids is at the house this week.
• 1:19:33
  Speaker 1: I just wanted to say, well, it's part of what's wrong?
• 1:19:38
  Speaker 1: What you ab not even thirty roads and a cornerby? Yes,
• 1:19:43
  Speaker 1: they pop us sit down and play a game, but
• 1:19:47
  Speaker 1: was no game over there? That's what. Now I got
• 1:19:49
  Speaker 1: to think a game play with him three year old,
• 1:19:52
  Speaker 1: and let tell you right now, and not what I
• 1:19:55
  Speaker 1: do how much grandfather? But eight minutes minutes, eight minutes
• 1:20:01
  Speaker 1: and then and then I wants to stop, and I
• 1:20:04
  Speaker 1: want you all to play with each other and then
• 1:20:07
  Speaker 1: come on strong minutes. They weakened after six. The last
• 1:20:16
  Speaker 1: two is the hell of my doing? Wow? Well, let
• 1:20:20
  Speaker 1: me tell you about this woman. Um. She says that
• 1:20:23
  Speaker 1: an ancestry dot com DNA test Steve revealed her father
• 1:20:29
  Speaker 1: was her parents fertility doctor. Her name is yeah, her
• 1:20:32
  Speaker 1: name is Kelly. This is crazy. She received the results
• 1:20:38
  Speaker 1: from a DNA sample she had sent to a popular
• 1:20:41
  Speaker 1: uh genealogy website. She assumed there had been a mistake. Okay.
• 1:20:47
  Speaker 1: The test show that her DNA matched a sample from
• 1:20:49
  Speaker 1: a doctor more than five hundred miles away, and though
• 1:20:53
  Speaker 1: she had never heard of him, ancestry dot Com predicted
• 1:20:57
  Speaker 1: apparent child relationship between the two and a real daddy. Yeah,
• 1:21:04
  Speaker 1: all these years though she had never she had never
• 1:21:06
  Speaker 1: even met this doctor. But that's what her DNA sample matched.
• 1:21:10
  Speaker 1: This okay, well, okay, well listen, Okay, I'm trying so okay, Well,
• 1:21:17
  Speaker 1: I hadn't even finished the story. St Let me get
• 1:21:22
  Speaker 1: through the story. Please. At the time, she was not
• 1:21:26
  Speaker 1: aware that more than thirty six years ago, her parents
• 1:21:29
  Speaker 1: had struggled to conceive. She didn't know her mother had
• 1:21:32
  Speaker 1: undergone artificial insemination. Okay, nor did she or her parents
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  Speaker 1: know that her mother's fertility doctor had allegedly used his
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  Speaker 1: own sperm to get her mom p well sometimes adopted.
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  Speaker 1: What happened was they had a customer, right they needed
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  Speaker 1: her was a customers. They were shot on a batch.
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  Speaker 1: They needed a batch. Why let this this money go
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  Speaker 1: right here? Let me just go in the bathroom make
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  Speaker 1: a batch up. What they had done was the parents
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  Speaker 1: he donated his own The doctor dropped it, dropped it.
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  Speaker 1: But do you just drop it? Dropped it in the
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  Speaker 1: coffe he'd dropped it on the fold, have said, but
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  Speaker 1: he dropped it, said I've been damn, what am I
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  Speaker 1: gonna do? Let me make up a batch real quick. Man,
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  Speaker 1: you could have been black and walking in there with
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  Speaker 1: the results. Your daddy, Who I say, your daddy? Okay, okay, okay,
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  Speaker 1: show so where we are with the story now? Okay? Okay. So,
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  Speaker 1: like I told you, the doctor actually used his own sperm. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: he did not even match the couple specifications. They wanted. Uh,
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  Speaker 1: someone that was more than six ft tall with brown
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  Speaker 1: hair and blue eyes. Okay. The pair was having a
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  Speaker 1: hard time conceiving. Like I said, um uh, the father
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  Speaker 1: had a low sperm count. The mother had a tipped uterus,
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  Speaker 1: and that's a condition in which the uterus tilt. She
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  Speaker 1: had a so the doctor recommended that they that she
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  Speaker 1: undergo a procedure the mom and which she would be
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  Speaker 1: inseminated with both sperm from her husband. So you guys
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  Speaker 1: were kind of right on this one. And an anonymous
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  Speaker 1: donor who matched the couple's specifications and told you what
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  Speaker 1: they were more than six ft, blue, blue eyes brown here.
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  Speaker 1: Then the doctor told them that he had found a
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  Speaker 1: donor matching their description, but he brown. Can we look
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  Speaker 1: for this tall nor We did white leg and we
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  Speaker 1: got this shot as black. So the doctor delivered his
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  Speaker 1: own child. He never ever ever told the mom that
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  Speaker 1: you know, he was delivered, that he donated the sperm.
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  Speaker 1: He never told her that. So, um, you know the
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  Speaker 1: pair they're still no wrong years ago with this baby.
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  Speaker 1: I mean they're they're suing him. I mean, you know
• 1:24:16
  Speaker 1: they this is crazy, man, Yeah, I know the stuff
• 1:24:24
  Speaker 1: people will do. And this guy's a doctor. So this
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  Speaker 1: was a white family. Well it doesn't say but brown here.
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  Speaker 1: Of course, we can't have brown hand, blue eye somebody.
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  Speaker 1: You haven't seen a black woman put the blue eyes
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  Speaker 1: in her head? Girl? All right, we'll have you children
• 1:24:49
  Speaker 1: children had corn. We'll have more of the Steve Harvey
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  Speaker 1: Morning Show right after this. You're listening to Steve Harvey
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  Speaker 1: Morning Show. So you know what we talked about spring,
• 1:25:02
  Speaker 1: Spring is upon us and everything. Summer is coming. I
• 1:25:05
  Speaker 1: have a question for you guys. Instead of like spring
• 1:25:07
  Speaker 1: cleaning your house, you know when you refresh everything, maybe
• 1:25:10
  Speaker 1: throw a new coat of paint on something, how about
• 1:25:13
  Speaker 1: spring cleaning your life? So I wanted to ask you, Steve,
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  Speaker 1: what what is something you know that you would like
• 1:25:19
  Speaker 1: to clean up and refresh about yourself? Yeah, or get
• 1:25:23
  Speaker 1: rid of Yeah, just clean up your life? How how
• 1:25:26
  Speaker 1: would you do that? And what is it? I wish?
• 1:25:27
  Speaker 1: I ain't hand no stumble at all. Yeah, like a
• 1:25:33
  Speaker 1: six pack now, I don't gotta have no six packs?
• 1:25:36
  Speaker 1: Cut it down. I just wanted to be just smooth,
• 1:25:38
  Speaker 1: straight down. Remember remember Steve, when you guys do the
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  Speaker 1: shirts off tour back in the day in such great shape,
• 1:25:47
  Speaker 1: then yeah, I can take my shirt off. You don't
• 1:25:50
  Speaker 1: want me to put it back, Timmy, could you take
• 1:25:55
  Speaker 1: your shirt off now and be proud? I don't know
• 1:25:58
  Speaker 1: about proud. We gonna take it off. Then? What about you?
• 1:26:03
  Speaker 1: J oh I don't care if I'm proud of not
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  Speaker 1: I didn't take it off. One thing about me. I
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  Speaker 1: will get naked. I don't have a problem. Yeah, I
• 1:26:10
  Speaker 1: don't care. Just just I'm paying money and you're gonna
• 1:26:13
  Speaker 1: look at this junior. How about you. I can't take no, no, no,
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  Speaker 1: no no no. I don't like I could take it
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  Speaker 1: off if we stayed with the front over. Yeah, I
• 1:26:27
  Speaker 1: can't get that. Came around by the side because I'm
• 1:26:30
  Speaker 1: gonna lose fans. But from the front though, I could
• 1:26:34
  Speaker 1: take my shirt off. It ain't excellent or nothing like that.
• 1:26:37
  Speaker 1: But at sixty one, you take me. Some people at
• 1:26:45
  Speaker 1: the pool that don't care. Yeah, I don't give a damn.
• 1:26:52
  Speaker 1: Came here to swim. What are you looking at my
• 1:26:56
  Speaker 1: belly for? You're looking at I'm here to swim, just
• 1:26:59
  Speaker 1: like you got sad you can't eat your lunch, but
• 1:27:07
  Speaker 1: I'm here to swim. I don't know, man, if I
• 1:27:11
  Speaker 1: could all, let me see if I spring cleaned my life,
• 1:27:14
  Speaker 1: I've pretty much gotten rid of most dead weight that
• 1:27:18
  Speaker 1: I know of people I've been doing I've been doing
• 1:27:23
  Speaker 1: that for the past few years now. Just and I
• 1:27:26
  Speaker 1: do feel better. I feel lighter. I feel like I'm
• 1:27:30
  Speaker 1: progressing at a higher rate than I used to because
• 1:27:33
  Speaker 1: I had so many people pulling on me and just
• 1:27:37
  Speaker 1: pulling on me the wrong way. It's very, very It's hard, man.
• 1:27:41
  Speaker 1: So if you can spend I would. I would suggest
• 1:27:43
  Speaker 1: to everybody to take inventory of your life, you know,
• 1:27:47
  Speaker 1: just take inventory what is happening. I don't know. We're
• 1:27:52
  Speaker 1: the studio amp. Well that's what happened when they raised
• 1:27:58
  Speaker 1: pizzas over the Jordan. Listen, Mama house. They gotta have
• 1:28:01
  Speaker 1: Seffy c J. I would comes out of nowhere tombs,
• 1:28:11
  Speaker 1: I would, Man, she really hot. Can you say your
• 1:28:15
  Speaker 1: friends with George? But you constantly talk about his mom
• 1:28:19
  Speaker 1: a friend friend, But he doesn't mind, I mean, doesn't
• 1:28:23
  Speaker 1: he get upset? She wants some really hot Shirley. Thank
• 1:28:28
  Speaker 1: you the police, the police terminals, get a police. What
• 1:28:33
  Speaker 1: do you mean them? It's just a pizza, right, You're
• 1:28:36
  Speaker 1: a twelve at a time. Huh, she get twelve at
• 1:28:39
  Speaker 1: a time? Steven, help you friend, Dad. It becomes all right. Listen,
• 1:28:57
  Speaker 1: when we come back, speaking of food, Jake, we're gonna
• 1:29:00
  Speaker 1: talk about office lunch thieves. Okay, right after this, you're
• 1:29:05
  Speaker 1: listening to the show, people are getting ready for work
• 1:29:10
  Speaker 1: right now, probably and uh, maybe they're making their own lunch.
• 1:29:14
  Speaker 1: You know people do that at home. Well, Steve, it
• 1:29:16
  Speaker 1: turns out that eighteen percent of people have admitted to
• 1:29:20
  Speaker 1: eating someone else's lunch at the office. One workers live
• 1:29:24
  Speaker 1: tweeting of the mystery of a co worker stolen shrimp
• 1:29:27
  Speaker 1: fried rice was retweeted over a hundred and seventy three
• 1:29:31
  Speaker 1: thousand times. Okay, uh and and while you may think
• 1:29:36
  Speaker 1: it's funny, and it is kind of funny, I mean
• 1:29:39
  Speaker 1: when you think about it, um, you know, getting away
• 1:29:41
  Speaker 1: with eating someone else's meal, it actually could have some
• 1:29:44
  Speaker 1: serious consequences on the job. People don't forget stuff like this,
• 1:29:48
  Speaker 1: and you see these people every single day. This is
• 1:29:51
  Speaker 1: according to a human resource expert. It becomes a trust issue.
• 1:29:56
  Speaker 1: So Steve, I have to ask you, I know you
• 1:29:59
  Speaker 1: did you know he didn't do it. I have never
• 1:30:06
  Speaker 1: in my life taking somebody's food because I ain't that way.
• 1:30:10
  Speaker 1: I don't like I don't know you, So you don't
• 1:30:12
  Speaker 1: know what kind of home they haven't? How clean? Right now,
• 1:30:15
  Speaker 1: two things I have done, I've had mine taken and
• 1:30:21
  Speaker 1: I've seen a person taking a person's lunch. Okay, well,
• 1:30:25
  Speaker 1: what happened when both these is now situations I used
• 1:30:29
  Speaker 1: to my advantage. Yeah, they see not you don't want
• 1:30:35
  Speaker 1: this out, So now I need a couple of favors,
• 1:30:39
  Speaker 1: is the mom? No, Dog? I mean, look, I saw
• 1:30:44
  Speaker 1: you because I'm real observing. Y'all know that about me.
• 1:30:46
  Speaker 1: I'm extremely observing. So I'm watching this dude steal this
• 1:30:50
  Speaker 1: dude food. And the dude food he was stealing is
• 1:30:53
  Speaker 1: he's deceased. His name is James Paradise and we worked
• 1:30:56
  Speaker 1: at General Electric and this dude was taking Jared Jane
• 1:30:59
  Speaker 1: Paradig like a Jamee could cook his ass off, and
• 1:31:01
  Speaker 1: he was just eating James lunch every now and then,
• 1:31:03
  Speaker 1: and I caught him. Now, if I tell this to James,
• 1:31:07
  Speaker 1: Paddy dog, I'm talking about you've been to get drug
• 1:31:11
  Speaker 1: out in the parking lot, and when you come back in,
• 1:31:13
  Speaker 1: you're gonna need to show the people that the do
• 1:31:15
  Speaker 1: your I d You know like sandwiches. You know James
• 1:31:21
  Speaker 1: cook ribs, he take his ribs. You know he made
• 1:31:25
  Speaker 1: pork shoulders sandwich. You should bring it in to work
• 1:31:27
  Speaker 1: for everybody. He stole his pork shoulders and James getting upset.
• 1:31:32
  Speaker 1: So I saw him take James stop. It was his
• 1:31:36
  Speaker 1: young white dude that was still in the food because
• 1:31:39
  Speaker 1: he was single, and you know, he wouldn't bring no
• 1:31:42
  Speaker 1: lunch half the time, the stupid as boy. So I
• 1:31:46
  Speaker 1: told him, I say, man, you know, if Jane find
• 1:31:48
  Speaker 1: out you want taking his lunch, man, you know what's
• 1:31:50
  Speaker 1: gonna happen to you? Cheese? Wait? What cheese? Yeah, that's
• 1:32:01
  Speaker 1: what I need. See. Once I hear that fear in
• 1:32:03
  Speaker 1: your voice, then I got yours, because all jeez is
• 1:32:07
  Speaker 1: not a hood turn, he said. I said, look hold on, man,
• 1:32:14
  Speaker 1: this ain't got to going to wear. This can stay
• 1:32:18
  Speaker 1: right here. But I'm need a couple of favors. Man.
• 1:32:21
  Speaker 1: M Now I'm gonna leave early Wednesday. I need you
• 1:32:26
  Speaker 1: to cover my job for me. See it's not a
• 1:32:31
  Speaker 1: problem with me, Steve, it's Mr Hugy. No. Now you're
• 1:32:40
  Speaker 1: gonna put some spec on my neck. I was the
• 1:32:43
  Speaker 1: original bird man, so you're gonna put some spec on
• 1:32:48
  Speaker 1: my name. And so I had him cover cover my
• 1:32:52
  Speaker 1: job like three times for that. All right, we'll be
• 1:32:56
  Speaker 1: back with Steve's closing remarks at forty nine after you
• 1:33:00
  Speaker 1: don't want to miss him. You're listening to show all
• 1:33:05
  Speaker 1: right here we are, Steve, last break of the day
• 1:33:07
  Speaker 1: for this beautiful Friday, take us into the weekend with
• 1:33:09
  Speaker 1: some lovely inspiring closing remarks. Let's go all right, um.
• 1:33:16
  Speaker 1: I chose this one today because I think it's important
• 1:33:20
  Speaker 1: for people to understand this. You know, uh, comparing yourself
• 1:33:28
  Speaker 1: to other people's success. It's very dangerous because it puts
• 1:33:34
  Speaker 1: you in a position I'm never really paying close enough
• 1:33:38
  Speaker 1: attention to where you are. It's not you should not
• 1:33:43
  Speaker 1: rate your success on the success of other people. I'll
• 1:33:49
  Speaker 1: tell you why. Let me give you a saying that's
• 1:33:53
  Speaker 1: in a proverb. I'm I'm, I'm paraphrasing a proverb. Success
• 1:34:00
  Speaker 1: isn't how far you got, but the distance you travel
• 1:34:06
  Speaker 1: from where you started. Listen to me. Success isn't how
• 1:34:11
  Speaker 1: far you got, but the distance you travel from where
• 1:34:16
  Speaker 1: you started. See, some people don't know how to measure
• 1:34:19
  Speaker 1: their success. If you keep putting it up against somebody else,
• 1:34:22
  Speaker 1: somebody else maybe have been doing it longer than you.
• 1:34:25
  Speaker 1: Somebody else may have another gift of talent than you.
• 1:34:27
  Speaker 1: If you're always comparing yourself to somebody else, you're gonna
• 1:34:31
  Speaker 1: come up short, and you'll never really realize that you
• 1:34:35
  Speaker 1: too have your own level of success, and you should
• 1:34:39
  Speaker 1: relish in that. You should be proud in that, you
• 1:34:42
  Speaker 1: should show gratitude in that. But if you always looking
• 1:34:46
  Speaker 1: at what somebody else is doing, you ain't gonna ever
• 1:34:48
  Speaker 1: be happy with yourself. And that's a miserable position to
• 1:34:51
  Speaker 1: put yourself in. Success is not how far you got,
• 1:34:56
  Speaker 1: but the distance you travel from where you started. You've
• 1:35:00
  Speaker 1: heard old people say in church, I ain't where I
• 1:35:02
  Speaker 1: want to be, but I think the Lord, I ain't
• 1:35:05
  Speaker 1: where I was. So you gotta look at it like that.
• 1:35:08
  Speaker 1: You gotta constantly take inventory of your life that way.
• 1:35:12
  Speaker 1: That's why I say all the time, listen to me,
• 1:35:16
  Speaker 1: life is not a game. It's a contest. See if
• 1:35:21
  Speaker 1: you look at life as a game. If I look
• 1:35:24
  Speaker 1: at life as a game and I look at Oprah
• 1:35:27
  Speaker 1: Winfreed or Tyler period and I look at how much
• 1:35:30
  Speaker 1: money they make, then it's a game and I consider
• 1:35:33
  Speaker 1: them winning. If I consider Oprah winning or Tyler winning,
• 1:35:37
  Speaker 1: then guess what I must be losing. I must be
• 1:35:40
  Speaker 1: losing because I'm not where they are. So if life
• 1:35:44
  Speaker 1: were a game, games have winners and losers. You can't
• 1:35:48
  Speaker 1: look at life like that. That life. That life ain't
• 1:35:51
  Speaker 1: filled with winners and losers. If I look at where
• 1:35:55
  Speaker 1: I started and I look at where I've gotten to,
• 1:35:59
  Speaker 1: I win. And that's why I say life in the game.
• 1:36:01
  Speaker 1: Life is a contest. See a contest is different. You
• 1:36:04
  Speaker 1: ever been to the fan. Everybody can get a blue
• 1:36:07
  Speaker 1: ribbon at the fan. You just gotta get in your
• 1:36:09
  Speaker 1: right category. Somebody to get the blue ribbon for biggest squash.
• 1:36:13
  Speaker 1: Somebody get the blue ribbon for best server. Somebody to
• 1:36:17
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  Speaker 1: ribbon with the fattest hug. Somebody get a blue ribbon
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  Speaker 1: from making the best apples. So just get in your
• 1:36:30
  Speaker 1: lane and get your blue ribbon. Quit tripping because you
• 1:36:34
  Speaker 1: ain't winning against somebody else. Life in the game, it's
• 1:36:38
  Speaker 1: a contest. Everybody can get their own blue ribbon. Stop
• 1:36:43
  Speaker 1: comparing yourself to everybody else. If I keep looking at
• 1:36:46
  Speaker 1: open Winfrey, man, I might be sad for a long time. Man.
• 1:36:50
  Speaker 1: I mean so if I look in my life from
• 1:36:53
  Speaker 1: where I started, from from stuttering, from flunking out of school,
• 1:36:57
  Speaker 1: from losing everything out on twice, from being homeless, and
• 1:37:01
  Speaker 1: why I'm at now, I'm a success if you look
• 1:37:05
  Speaker 1: at your life. Let's just look at your life where
• 1:37:07
  Speaker 1: you started. For say you got a supervisory position down
• 1:37:11
  Speaker 1: at the post office, you're a success. What about when
• 1:37:16
  Speaker 1: you wasn't working at all and now you drive a truck.
• 1:37:20
  Speaker 1: But remember when you didn't have no job. Remember when
• 1:37:23
  Speaker 1: you know your brother says that you're working. You're a success.
• 1:37:27
  Speaker 1: You're a success man, because life ain't a game. It's
• 1:37:33
  Speaker 1: a contest. The only person you in it with is yourself.
• 1:37:38
  Speaker 1: You ain't in it with Oprah and Tyler that they
• 1:37:41
  Speaker 1: in a whole anther lane. They in another category. Get
• 1:37:46
  Speaker 1: in your category. Get your blue ribbon at what you
• 1:37:49
  Speaker 1: can get a blue ribbon in life is not a game.
• 1:37:54
  Speaker 1: It's a contest. You can blue ribbon in any category.
• 1:38:00
  Speaker 1: You can come up with the sweetest sugar. You can
• 1:38:03
  Speaker 1: come up with the best hair cut, you can come
• 1:38:06
  Speaker 1: up with the best mode lawn. You can come up
• 1:38:09
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• 1:38:12
  Speaker 1: the biggest pumpkin. Just go get your blue ribbon in life, man,
• 1:38:17
  Speaker 1: Stop competing against other people. Success ain't how far you got,
• 1:38:25
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• 1:38:29
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• 1:38:48
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• 1:38:51
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• 1:38:54
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• 1:38:57
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• 1:39:03
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• 1:39:06
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• 1:39:12
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• 1:39:15
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• 1:39:17
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• 1:39:21
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