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Unwanted Gift, Meeting Santa, Take The Hint, X-Mas VM and more. · The Steve Harvey Morning Show

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  Speaker 1: Today's show is pre recorded. Y'all know what time. I
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  Speaker 1: don't know. Y'all have a suit on the don giving
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  Speaker 1: them like the million bucks things, and it's not good
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  Speaker 1: at listen to mother, I don't join joining me. You
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  Speaker 1: gotta use that turn you're going to do. You gotta
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  Speaker 1: turn to turn them out. Turn. You got to turn
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  Speaker 1: them out to turn the water the water go. Come
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  Speaker 1: come on your tha h huh, I sure will. Good morning, everybody.
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  Speaker 1: Are you are listening to the voice? Come on dig
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  Speaker 1: me now, one and only Steve Harvey got a radio show. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: I got something for you today. I'm gonna have a
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  Speaker 1: conversation this morning about my understanding of grace now that
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  Speaker 1: I've gotten older and I've come in to a better
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  Speaker 1: understanding of a lot of things I didn't know about
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  Speaker 1: when I was younger. This is just my interpretation of grace.
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  Speaker 1: Now once again, y'all listen to me. I ain't nobody's pastor,
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  Speaker 1: I ain't nobody's minister. So you know, I'm pretty sure
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  Speaker 1: you can go to church and get a far more
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  Speaker 1: extensive definition of one I'm giving you. I'm just talking
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  Speaker 1: to people. You know. Grace is this thing that that
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  Speaker 1: God provides for us, and grace's just things that you
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  Speaker 1: get that's really undeserving, you know. I mean, I look
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  Speaker 1: at my life as it is today. You know. Look,
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  Speaker 1: I work hard and I have faith in God that
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  Speaker 1: I do so things are going to happen in my life.
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  Speaker 1: But the way my life is now, I don't. I don't.
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  Speaker 1: I don't deserve all of this. I don't don't. I
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  Speaker 1: don't look at it that way. I have been the
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  Speaker 1: beneficiary of God's grace. I have aligned myself in a
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  Speaker 1: position to accept whatever grace God has for me, and
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  Speaker 1: it will be far abundant and exceedingly in anything you
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  Speaker 1: could think of. His grace supersedes anything you could possibly imagine.
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  Speaker 1: You know, the goals that I set and the aspirations
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  Speaker 1: that I shoot for, and the things that I have
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  Speaker 1: on my dream board. I have the faith that God
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  Speaker 1: will give it to me. But what He does with grace,
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  Speaker 1: he gives you far more than that. He gives you
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  Speaker 1: what He he has for you, not what you can see.
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  Speaker 1: You can't see all He has for you. It's impossible.
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  Speaker 1: Who are you? How can you possibly imagine what he
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  Speaker 1: can imagine? How can you possibly think? How he can think?
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  Speaker 1: How how can you possibly do what he can do?
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  Speaker 1: How can it be that isn't a single mind living
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  Speaker 1: or a collection of minds that could have thought of earth?
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  Speaker 1: What in your wildest imagination could have made you think
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  Speaker 1: of Earth? The stars, the heavens, the oceans, the galaxy,
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  Speaker 1: the constellations. What in your mind? What in any man's mind?
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  Speaker 1: We can point at it and analyze it, but we
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  Speaker 1: show it couldn't have thought of it. So come on now,
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  Speaker 1: I'm talking about lining yourself up with God's grace, which
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  Speaker 1: he will give to you if you if you want
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  Speaker 1: some of it now. But now his thing about grace,
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  Speaker 1: it can't be bought. If it could, if it could
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  Speaker 1: be bought, I'm telling you I would pull all all
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  Speaker 1: the money I have and dump it into grace, because,
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  Speaker 1: after discovering what it is, it's this goodness that God
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  Speaker 1: shines on you simply as a reward of some type
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  Speaker 1: for his love for you and for you attempting for you,
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  Speaker 1: attempting to do right, not because you get it right.
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  Speaker 1: Because if He judged us purely on how we are
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  Speaker 1: the right and wrong of it, we would all be doomed,
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  Speaker 1: all of us, every last one of us, would be
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  Speaker 1: doomed because we all fall short, we all make mistakes,
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  Speaker 1: we all sin, we all get it wrong from time
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  Speaker 1: to time. Nobody's perfect man. Now I understand what my
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  Speaker 1: mother was saying about cleaning the house. All I want
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  Speaker 1: is a little more grace. All I need is a
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  Speaker 1: little more grace when the last time you ask God
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  Speaker 1: for some grace. No, I'm not talking to you like
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  Speaker 1: I know everything. If you just benefit from His grace,
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  Speaker 1: which you already have, but if you're not aware of it,
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  Speaker 1: you don't know what's going on. Become aware of grace,
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  Speaker 1: Get aware of the fact that God does things for
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  Speaker 1: you simply because He loves you. He does things for
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  Speaker 1: you that you don't even deserve. Somehow you just wonder
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  Speaker 1: how you just got over when you didn't even do
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  Speaker 1: the things to get over. Sometimes you don't even know
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  Speaker 1: how you got that job you got when you ain't
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  Speaker 1: even really do the things to get to job. How
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  Speaker 1: you end up where you are, all this education you
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  Speaker 1: thought you went and got and had, How you end
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  Speaker 1: up where you are today in a much better position
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  Speaker 1: than your education could have ever gotten you. That's grace.
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  Speaker 1: How I get every place I am today. I didn't
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  Speaker 1: plan this man. If I could have planned my life
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  Speaker 1: the way it is, don't you know how to have
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  Speaker 1: done it when I was living in that car? If
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  Speaker 1: I knew how to do it. No, I benefited from
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  Speaker 1: his grace. I'm just a beneficiary of his grace, of
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  Speaker 1: his goodness and his mercy. God's goodness is better than
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  Speaker 1: your goodness. God's goodness is better than your mother's goodness.
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  Speaker 1: It's better than your wife's or your husband or your
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  Speaker 1: booze goodness. God's goodness is different. His goodness Man covers
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  Speaker 1: some stuff you can't even imagine. So why are you
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  Speaker 1: trying to put your life together when the last time
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  Speaker 1: you asked him for just a little bit of grace?
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  Speaker 1: When have you thought of your life in terms of
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  Speaker 1: the grace that it has already benefited from? Have you
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  Speaker 1: ever done that? Man? Just thought about you know you
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  Speaker 1: hear songs like my soul looked back and wonder how
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  Speaker 1: I got over. That's grace, That's all I can call it. Now.
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  Speaker 1: Like I said, you can go to church or somewhere
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  Speaker 1: ever you want to, and ministers that the wind at
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  Speaker 1: school to teach this thing way better than me. I'm
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  Speaker 1: just giving you from a layman standpoint. Man, have you
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  Speaker 1: thought about his grace? Would you not bewailed to be
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  Speaker 1: a beneficiary of his grace? With not? Now, check this out.
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  Speaker 1: The better you try to do, the more grace he'll
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  Speaker 1: give to you. And that grace can't be bought. Like
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  Speaker 1: I said, it's free. You can't purchase grace. But the
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  Speaker 1: better you try to become the more the more grace
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  Speaker 1: he gets to put your way. So man, just try
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  Speaker 1: Why don't you just try to do better? Look, man,
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  Speaker 1: quick tip, mind, I'm gonna start next week. I'm gonna
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  Speaker 1: start at the new year. Now you now you do
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  Speaker 1: that every year, you know the ems at the new year.
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  Speaker 1: I'm eat better at the new year. I'm gonna I'm
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  Speaker 1: gonna gonna get in here and the new year. If
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  Speaker 1: you're gonna do it, you're gonna do it now. Man,
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  Speaker 1: you're gonna do not stop trying do something, do it,
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  Speaker 1: stop talking about it, do it now. The best way
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  Speaker 1: to benefit from his grace is starting action now in
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  Speaker 1: old w now right now today, what you're waiting on.
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  Speaker 1: All you're doing is delaying his opportunity to bless you.
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  Speaker 1: You know, man, you know, do you know how many
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  Speaker 1: times we do that? We delay his opportunity to bless
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  Speaker 1: us by not starting now. If you're gonna get healthy,
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  Speaker 1: why don't you start now? Now you're gonna trip a
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  Speaker 1: little bit called the holidays coming. But you ain't got
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  Speaker 1: to eat bad all the time. You could start eating
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  Speaker 1: correct today, you could. You could, and then guess what
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  Speaker 1: that could be? Some grace on the end of that.
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  Speaker 1: I'm just giving you a little cheap analogy. But do
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  Speaker 1: you feel what I'm saying to you? Start thinking in
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  Speaker 1: terms of grace, what He has done for you and
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  Speaker 1: provided for you that you ain't even see coming that
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  Speaker 1: you know, you keep calling them blessings and I got
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  Speaker 1: that a lot of it, and us all it is.
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  Speaker 1: But man, have you thought about the stuff that didn't
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  Speaker 1: happen to you? You can't account for I. For me,
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  Speaker 1: that's been grace and I'm beneficiary of it. And that's
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  Speaker 1: available to everybody that wants sun. Next time you're talking
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  Speaker 1: to him, just check in with grace. See what that is.
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  Speaker 1: That's that's better than money. You're listening show, ladies and gentlemen,
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  Speaker 1: I've been starting off with your songs that just out
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  Speaker 1: of nowhere. That just meant something to me and all
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  Speaker 1: I don't have one this ja ja, let me make
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  Speaker 1: love to your loose Yes, yeah, I don't know where
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  Speaker 1: that came from. I was talking to me, just blurted
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  Speaker 1: out and Eddie Lavert came out. Man, I don't know
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  Speaker 1: what it was. Just in me rolle my bike down
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  Speaker 1: to Leo Casino when I was fifteen years old because
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  Speaker 1: my brothers was going down there to see the old Jay's.
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  Speaker 1: I rode my bike down now parked in on the
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  Speaker 1: side by the tavern, crawled in the basement window, went
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  Speaker 1: up the steps to watch the old Jay's body of security.
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  Speaker 1: God grab me and say, what's your park hands doing
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  Speaker 1: in hill? I just start holly because I was so
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  Speaker 1: scared of this dude. Man, my little skinny he's I'm
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  Speaker 1: gonna whip your hand. You come up in here and out.
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  Speaker 1: But praise God, my brother saw it. My brother walked
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  Speaker 1: over to him, his head. The hell you're doing in here? Boy?
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  Speaker 1: I'm sorry, I don't feel the whoop his ass, brother,
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  Speaker 1: hod man, you feel the whip who As a reprieve
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  Speaker 1: from the governor the red phone, I was on death row.
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  Speaker 1: This dude see to beat me. I got out, never
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  Speaker 1: saw the old jay's never heard a note. Oh that's
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  Speaker 1: only good thing happened when he put me back up
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  Speaker 1: through that. When you're gonna take your little lass back
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  Speaker 1: up that whend you came out of show me how
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  Speaker 1: you got in here, took him downstairs, showed him. I
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  Speaker 1: got to push my little lass back up and doing
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  Speaker 1: the only good thing. Well, my bike was still there,
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  Speaker 1: thank golf. And that rolled back from fifty fifth down
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  Speaker 1: to one hundred and twelve. Went on in the house.
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  Speaker 1: Ride your head from fifty fifth down to one twelve.
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  Speaker 1: That's it. I used to ride downtown all the time,
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  Speaker 1: Public Square on hundred and twelve blocks, ride down, Now,
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  Speaker 1: that's a lot. You were in shape, weren't you. I didn't.
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  Speaker 1: I didn't even know. It was a long ass ride.
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  Speaker 1: It wasn't no other way to get out. I ain't
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  Speaker 1: no money for no damn bus. Yeah, we know you
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  Speaker 1: wouldn't take nobody with you. You know we've done well.
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  Speaker 1: You do remember that time I tried to take you something.
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  Speaker 1: Your little last kept falling off the handlebar. You didn't
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  Speaker 1: want me at no high hold on. He couldn't touch
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  Speaker 1: the nuts on the wheel in the front. So now
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  Speaker 1: you just up there with your legs swinging. You didn't
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  Speaker 1: fell off the damn handaball not to ran over your ass. Yeah, bro,
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  Speaker 1: god damn you ran him old like he fell forward.
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  Speaker 1: I was trying to pick you up. It was funny though.
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  Speaker 1: All right, well, listen, we're all never apologize to you
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  Speaker 1: about that either. Oh, now you gonna said I never apologize.
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  Speaker 1: We'll be back. You're listening Morning show right now. It's
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  Speaker 1: time for the nephew to run that brank back. Pump
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  Speaker 1: your brakes, that's what we got. Cat down, pump your brakes.
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  Speaker 1: Let's go. Hello. Hello, I'm trying to reach Natalie. Please, Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: this is Natalie, Natalie. How you doing. My name is Darren.
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  Speaker 1: I'm with the homeowners Association. Oh okay, hey, dare how
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  Speaker 1: you doing? Listen? Um, we got a we got a
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  Speaker 1: bit of a problem, if you don't mind me asking,
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  Speaker 1: who's who who actually brings your kids home from school? Uh?
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  Speaker 1: Each day? Oh, my mom gets my kids for me
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  Speaker 1: and she dropped them off. Okay, okay, okay, Well we
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  Speaker 1: have a we have a bit of a problem. The
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  Speaker 1: kids are fine, there's there's no issue with the kids
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  Speaker 1: at all. But you know, we've had a meeting here
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  Speaker 1: at the HLA. We've been getting some complaints. Uh, it
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  Speaker 1: seems like your mother is is uh really speeding down
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  Speaker 1: the street real fast, and you know everyone's complaining about
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  Speaker 1: it that you know, it's a lot of kids walking
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  Speaker 1: home from school and it seems like your mom is
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  Speaker 1: driving real fast when she's coming down the street to
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  Speaker 1: drop your kids off. Did you know anything about this?
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  Speaker 1: But no, not at all. That doesn't even sound like her. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: what type of cards my mother? Uh, let me ask
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  Speaker 1: you this, Natalie. We're we're we're from what I understand,
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  Speaker 1: it is a what kind of car does your mom had?
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  Speaker 1: Is a board escape or something like that? Something a
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  Speaker 1: little suv? Does that what your mom has? Yeah? She
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  Speaker 1: has a little red stuv? Okay, all right? So the
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  Speaker 1: problem is that that that's the same car. That's the
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  Speaker 1: one we're talking about. And it seems like, you know,
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  Speaker 1: your mother is is flying down the street and she
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  Speaker 1: drops the kids off, and when she leaves, she's flying
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  Speaker 1: back out of the neighborhood and a couple of times
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  Speaker 1: some of the neighbors have told her to slow down.
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  Speaker 1: And you know, I don't know if she's flicked them
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  Speaker 1: off or set something out the window, you know. But
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  Speaker 1: you know this is stuff that we just cannot tolerate.
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  Speaker 1: Huh well it really doesn't sound like my mom. But
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  Speaker 1: you know, okay, well listen, you know what, Natalie, what
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  Speaker 1: what we're not gonna do is what you're not gonna
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  Speaker 1: do is act like it's not your mamma. It's your
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  Speaker 1: mother that's doing this. So what we need you to
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  Speaker 1: do is tell your mama to slow up down so
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  Speaker 1: we don't ask problem, all right, because I tried to
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  Speaker 1: be nice with you at first. But if you're gonna
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  Speaker 1: be a denial figure it's not your mamma, then we
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  Speaker 1: got an issue. First of all, Darren from h O A,
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  Speaker 1: I need you to watch your charls and who is
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  Speaker 1: you're talking to? All right? I need you to climb
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  Speaker 1: that all the way down all right. Times you need
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  Speaker 1: to slow your damn mama down. That's what you need
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  Speaker 1: to do. Slow your mama down the way she's driving.
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  Speaker 1: What she to do is stand in the middle of
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  Speaker 1: the street. Is she flying down and so hopefully she
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  Speaker 1: can knock you out the way. Okay, don't talk to
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  Speaker 1: me like that. You're being ruined disrespectful. I don't ask
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  Speaker 1: her if it's time because I don't think it's time.
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  Speaker 1: But you're not gonna talk to me like that. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: So your mama can just drive down the street and
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  Speaker 1: after damn you what you want to do. My mamma
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  Speaker 1: could do whatever she want to do. She'll grow on
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  Speaker 1: a doman. She can't do it in the neighborhood that
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  Speaker 1: I'm a member of the h o an. She can't
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  Speaker 1: do it there. Okay, I don't mind ever your mama
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  Speaker 1: arrested with your kids in the car. If I got to,
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  Speaker 1: I wish you would. I wish you would have my
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  Speaker 1: mama arrested with my kids in the car. You're gonna
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  Speaker 1: have more problems than you ever had. Okay, you bet,
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  Speaker 1: And I have my mama arrested, You're gonna get arrested
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  Speaker 1: and you're gonna be sent to the hospital. How about that? Okay,
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  Speaker 1: let me tell yourself. Tell your mama so slow her
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  Speaker 1: down in the streets. This the last one, and I'm
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  Speaker 1: giving y'all this the last one. Well, you know what
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  Speaker 1: I'm say. You ain't got to get no war, and
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  Speaker 1: it's okay. We can have a real conversation about it.
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  Speaker 1: We can meet and talk about it, because ain't gonna
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  Speaker 1: talk to me like that, and you and I ain't
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  Speaker 1: telling my mama nothing. I ain't telling out a slow
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  Speaker 1: down for nothing. What you're gonna do? What's your mom do? There?
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  Speaker 1: Not that? Let's meet about it. And I'm not bringing
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  Speaker 1: my husband to say you got so much to stay?
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  Speaker 1: You don't say. I don't want you to keep that
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  Speaker 1: same energy, okay with my husband. I want you to
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  Speaker 1: talk to him like you talking to me. I literly
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  Speaker 1: tell you something. I ain't worry about your husband and
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  Speaker 1: none of that. All right, I'm gonna say I'm gonna
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  Speaker 1: say this right here. I'm gonna say this right here.
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  Speaker 1: Tommy is the one that told us that your mama
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  Speaker 1: was speaking down the street. Tommy One said it, Tommy
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  Speaker 1: put it on returning. Tommy said, your mamma was the
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  Speaker 1: one running up and down the street fast going part
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  Speaker 1: of picking mile and out. Commedy one said that I
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  Speaker 1: don't know who Timmy shot, but Tommy can kiss my.
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  Speaker 1: You can kiss my. And then you got the neighbors
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  Speaker 1: who got something to say about my mama can kiss my?
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  Speaker 1: How about that? Gonna shoot it? Let me and shoot
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  Speaker 1: this do you little Matthew Tommy from a Steve Harvey
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  Speaker 1: tell me. You'll to the Darius got me to play
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  Speaker 1: fall call you baby, you'll see. Oh oh it's going down.
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  Speaker 1: It is going damn. Oh take back is a real mother?
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  Speaker 1: You know I'm I'm getting back. Oh man, I knew
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  Speaker 1: how like my mama to me like now stought me?
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  Speaker 1: down there, I just don't just throw it. I throw
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  Speaker 1: that out there, nice little old catfish or something. Be
• 20:53
  Speaker 1: nice for the nephew. Okay, you're listening Stry Morning Show,
• 20:58
  Speaker 1: all right? So um you when Steve came up? What
• 21:02
  Speaker 1: is this all about? This segment? No better than there's
• 21:06
  Speaker 1: certain things over the holidays when the holidays happened. You
• 21:09
  Speaker 1: can pretty much bet money that some of these things
• 21:13
  Speaker 1: are going to happen, Is that right? I mean somebody's house.
• 21:17
  Speaker 1: If somebody's house, all right, might not happen at your house?
• 21:22
  Speaker 1: One of these. I promise you, one of these it's
• 21:26
  Speaker 1: gonna happen over the holiday at your house. Okay, let's
• 21:30
  Speaker 1: hear it. Come on, I'm ready, come on, dinner. Dinner
• 21:43
  Speaker 1: will get interrupted at somebody's house because we gotta go
• 21:47
  Speaker 1: get somebody out of Jake. Yeah, that's yeah. Can I
• 21:54
  Speaker 1: finish eating? That just made my place? You hear somebody
• 22:00
  Speaker 1: I said, I'll accept Where's Here's something else the new boyfriend,
• 22:13
  Speaker 1: somebody's new boyfriend gonna get beat up by the baby
• 22:16
  Speaker 1: chap somebody else though, all this gonna happen to you,
• 22:24
  Speaker 1: that's gonna go down. They shouldn't be in the same room.
• 22:32
  Speaker 1: She never leaves me. She never leaves me. He stepped
• 22:39
  Speaker 1: down when she got with you. Here's another a family secret.
• 22:46
  Speaker 1: He's gonna get told at your real dad. The should
• 23:00
  Speaker 1: have been told. Here's another that's gonna happen to somebody's house.
• 23:03
  Speaker 1: Maybe not your, but that will be a fight over
• 23:07
  Speaker 1: the drumstick it down. Oh yeah, oh yeah, you know
• 23:15
  Speaker 1: I told you I wanted the leg I call that
• 23:19
  Speaker 1: ball even left the house. You know we've be somebody
• 23:26
  Speaker 1: who ain't working, Graby, ain't brought a damn thing, ain't
• 23:32
  Speaker 1: got no job. One chick gonna show up at the
• 23:36
  Speaker 1: house with the new board friend that's doing wave better.
• 23:42
  Speaker 1: Got her old. Yeah, this's gonna happening somebody's house. She's
• 23:53
  Speaker 1: gonna show up pregnant again. Yeah, you make some baby,
• 24:02
  Speaker 1: she can make them baby. Every black house, go ahead,
• 24:11
  Speaker 1: somebody gonna show up dressed like they go into a
• 24:14
  Speaker 1: quans apart and man, we don't understand. Ain't you hot?
• 24:24
  Speaker 1: He got attitude of everybody got show up at your
• 24:29
  Speaker 1: house that's been eating meat their whole life, not that vegan.
• 24:32
  Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, disgusted with all the dishes. Yeah yeah, yeah,
• 24:39
  Speaker 1: me yes, Turkey in the greens because half of we
• 24:43
  Speaker 1: stopped putting park we upgraded. That jet happened. Come on,
• 24:55
  Speaker 1: some of the women gonna have to circle around because
• 24:59
  Speaker 1: he didn't bought white girl over. Oh and they all
• 25:03
  Speaker 1: gonna have to come to the conclusion Finn, Yeah you
• 25:13
  Speaker 1: might be white, she might be white. She fine? And
• 25:17
  Speaker 1: where you get all that rump fun fakenomb a fake
• 25:21
  Speaker 1: am a fake twit my side get it saying yeah
• 25:36
  Speaker 1: that ain't real. You know that ain't real? Something long white?
• 25:42
  Speaker 1: She fine. I guess I'll take a guess. It might
• 25:51
  Speaker 1: not happen all those things that your house, but it's
• 25:53
  Speaker 1: gonna happen. It's gonna happen. And somebody through and he's thinking,
• 25:58
  Speaker 1: right now, I'll tell you something, ELK gonna have somebody
• 26:08
  Speaker 1: Christmas tree gonna catch on fire. Her to change these
• 26:19
  Speaker 1: light here all on the tree always herman hair. Somebody,
• 26:31
  Speaker 1: somebody gonna put the wrong gift in the wrong box.
• 26:36
  Speaker 1: You didn't, man, you ever wrapped up something. Man, My
• 26:45
  Speaker 1: drunk as uncle did this. He wrapped up his shirt
• 26:50
  Speaker 1: and gave it to my daddy. And when my daddy
• 26:54
  Speaker 1: opened the box, my daddy said, oh man, this night.
• 26:58
  Speaker 1: Oh hell, no, hold on, slip, I didn't get you
• 27:02
  Speaker 1: the rong sh that's must shirt. My daddy said, we
• 27:08
  Speaker 1: even gave it to me. Now it's gonna go down. Yeah,
• 27:16
  Speaker 1: happy holiday ready. Something else gonna happen to somebody. Tooth
• 27:25
  Speaker 1: gonna fall into food that's nasty. Y'all. Each slow, each slow, everybody,
• 27:35
  Speaker 1: don't take these teeth out there loose like that to
• 27:38
  Speaker 1: have Americ Okay, things that will definitely happen over the holiday.
• 27:47
  Speaker 1: Somebody gonna knock the dressing on the floor. Hella, hey,
• 27:54
  Speaker 1: tim jay car, what's happen? What's up? You know? You
• 27:57
  Speaker 1: know what we need to give Americans people who are
• 27:59
  Speaker 1: gonna get the if they don't want to fix your
• 28:01
  Speaker 1: face when you open it, play it off like you
• 28:08
  Speaker 1: happy from your kids. That's all the money they head
• 28:13
  Speaker 1: all right? Oh just lie oh dish washing liquid? Yeah,
• 28:18
  Speaker 1: I get that. Yes, something, we got to play together.
• 28:22
  Speaker 1: People doing the best they can for you don't give me?
• 28:31
  Speaker 1: Oh man, how about you that big box of paper
• 28:34
  Speaker 1: tis by because I know you always un Yeah, I
• 28:39
  Speaker 1: mean it. There's no really way to say. I mean,
• 28:41
  Speaker 1: you say the gift and you gotta fix your face.
• 28:43
  Speaker 1: Oh wow, thank you for the college Daves. I didn't
• 28:45
  Speaker 1: even know you're listening. According to the New York Times,
• 28:54
  Speaker 1: Christmas tree sales are booming as pandemic weary Americans seek solace. So, guys,
• 29:01
  Speaker 1: I have to ask you. Are you decorating more for
• 29:03
  Speaker 1: the holidays or less? Hell? Yeah, I'm I'm lit up.
• 29:08
  Speaker 1: I'm up the tree up mine too. What what's your
• 29:15
  Speaker 1: favorite holiday tradition? Steve? Egg Na, fried Orshris and hot rolls?
• 29:24
  Speaker 1: Them three? Any question? Let me ask you a question, Tommy,
• 29:30
  Speaker 1: do you like egg Nah? I do I love? Okay? Okay,
• 29:34
  Speaker 1: let me ask you a question. Do you like hot rolls? Yeah?
• 29:37
  Speaker 1: Who don't? Okay? Let me ask you another question. Do
• 29:39
  Speaker 1: you like fried oysters? I really like them grilled, but
• 29:44
  Speaker 1: okay cool, I like them fried Now if I like
• 29:47
  Speaker 1: fried oyshos and I like hot rolls and I like
• 29:50
  Speaker 1: egg nah, how you can't see that together? But how
• 29:53
  Speaker 1: how did you bring all that together? One day? Though?
• 29:55
  Speaker 1: Because well, my father was living he had a tradition
• 30:02
  Speaker 1: with my brothers and I grew up. He just wanted
• 30:05
  Speaker 1: to see his sons all together on Christmas morning. So
• 30:09
  Speaker 1: we all went by his house on Christmas morning. Every
• 30:12
  Speaker 1: Christmas morning he fried oysters. Well, my mamma know I
• 30:14
  Speaker 1: love egg now, so she might. And then my mom
• 30:16
  Speaker 1: would make some hot rolls with it, and you put
• 30:19
  Speaker 1: them fried on she between that hot roll oh like
• 30:24
  Speaker 1: a minute. That's a minute poker, and then some eggna
• 30:31
  Speaker 1: with some nut man on it. So, as my sons
• 30:35
  Speaker 1: have gotten older and all live away from home, I
• 30:39
  Speaker 1: started to tradition years ago. So all my sons on
• 30:42
  Speaker 1: Christmas morning, no matter where they are, they fly home.
• 30:45
  Speaker 1: They sit with their daddy on Christmas morning, have fried oystris,
• 30:49
  Speaker 1: eggnog and hot rolls. They like it. Two of them
• 30:53
  Speaker 1: don't care for eggnog. But you have to drink it
• 30:55
  Speaker 1: though or else on christ you know. Oh you ain't, no, Harvey,
• 31:01
  Speaker 1: give me my damn name back, Okay, you know. Okay, okay,
• 31:05
  Speaker 1: so what you want to be you ain't nothing else.
• 31:07
  Speaker 1: So Steve tell us about the new tradition elf on
• 31:09
  Speaker 1: the shelf. All you know about that because we talked
• 31:13
  Speaker 1: about it. Tommy talked about it. Is Yeah, you thought
• 31:19
  Speaker 1: I would that our house, Marjorie does that. I'm against it.
• 31:24
  Speaker 1: But this year for the grandkids, it's living with us.
• 31:27
  Speaker 1: So and were talking about this elf on the shelf.
• 31:31
  Speaker 1: We're just talking about elf on the shelf. Are you're
• 31:33
  Speaker 1: gonna case some kids? I think it's up there with
• 31:36
  Speaker 1: fan Oh yeah, momis you? It ain't up there with
• 31:39
  Speaker 1: some Take it from me. The man ain't about a
• 31:44
  Speaker 1: damn thing. But I'm glad you brought that up. Tommy.
• 31:49
  Speaker 1: How conscientious of you? Yeah, man, Tommy? What country you
• 31:54
  Speaker 1: got this year? This year? Uh? You hear that? Y'all?
• 31:59
  Speaker 1: What you normally have more than one Christmas tree? Too?
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  Speaker 1: And last it all boy not I'm girl, No, no,
• 32:14
  Speaker 1: I have two big windows. That's why it just putting
• 32:17
  Speaker 1: up one would be crazy. You want to balance it?
• 32:19
  Speaker 1: I like, yeah, you know, aesthetically, I'm all, we could
• 32:23
  Speaker 1: have falled with one tree. Well, we could have fad
• 32:26
  Speaker 1: with one tree. Timmy, ain't gotta put up two trees.
• 32:31
  Speaker 1: The tree so damn big, you can see it in
• 32:33
  Speaker 1: all the windows. There's so much pressure with the same
• 32:43
  Speaker 1: We started off with elfha the shelf. What happened? How
• 32:47
  Speaker 1: did it go? Left? Okay, wait to get some money. Man,
• 32:50
  Speaker 1: all right, Steve, let's get to the news. Ladies and gentlemen,
• 32:53
  Speaker 1: Miss Anne trip you guys, Okay, this is a trip
• 32:56
  Speaker 1: with the news. Well. President Biden went national yesterday out
• 33:00
  Speaker 1: line he has planned to deal with the fast spreading
• 33:02
  Speaker 1: omicron COVID variant. Almost everyone who has died from COVID
• 33:05
  Speaker 1: nineteen in the past many months has been unvaccinated unvaccinated.
• 33:11
  Speaker 1: But if you're among the majority of Americans who are
• 33:13
  Speaker 1: fully vaccinated, and especially if you've gotten the booster shot,
• 33:16
  Speaker 1: that third shot, you have much, much less reason to worry.
• 33:19
  Speaker 1: Mister Biden says the government is going to deliver five
• 33:22
  Speaker 1: hundred million free rapid test kits to Americans while also
• 33:26
  Speaker 1: increasing support for hospitals and expanding availability of vaccines. The
• 33:30
  Speaker 1: omicron variant has become the dominant strain of the virus
• 33:33
  Speaker 1: in less than a month, and the President says it's
• 33:35
  Speaker 1: americans patriotic duty now he says, to get vaccinated against
• 33:39
  Speaker 1: the coronavirus. Jurors are going to continue deliberating the manslaughter
• 33:42
  Speaker 1: case against former Minnesota policewoman Kim Potter today. Potter, who's white,
• 33:47
  Speaker 1: charged with last April shooting death of an unarmed young
• 33:49
  Speaker 1: black man named Dante Wright, and after deliberating for about
• 33:53
  Speaker 1: twelve hours yesterday, jurors submitted questions to the judge Regina Chew.
• 33:58
  Speaker 1: First question is if the mary cannot reach consensus, what
• 34:03
  Speaker 1: is the guidance around how long and what steps should
• 34:08
  Speaker 1: be taken? Well, Judge, you kept, responded after rereading, and
• 34:13
  Speaker 1: she read that, and then she reread part of the
• 34:15
  Speaker 1: jury instructions to respond to the question, which says that
• 34:18
  Speaker 1: they should not hesitate to re examine their views, but
• 34:21
  Speaker 1: shouldn't feel forced to surrender their honest opinions just to
• 34:25
  Speaker 1: reach a verdict. Judge also agreed to allow juris to
• 34:28
  Speaker 1: further examine Potter's unloaded gun. They wanted to be able
• 34:31
  Speaker 1: to actually talk to active, feel it, I guess, and
• 34:33
  Speaker 1: feel the weight of it. Stuff. It's been big news
• 34:36
  Speaker 1: this week that West Virginia Democratic Senator Joe Mansion announced
• 34:39
  Speaker 1: that he was definitely not signing on to President Biden's
• 34:42
  Speaker 1: social stimulus package. We talked about that. Everybody's can talk
• 34:45
  Speaker 1: about that. Well, there seems to be a big fly
• 34:47
  Speaker 1: in the ointment, and that fly is the United Mind
• 34:50
  Speaker 1: Workers Union, believe it or not. Apparently, besides Republicans in
• 34:53
  Speaker 1: Congress and dirty energy CEOs, a lot of people in
• 34:56
  Speaker 1: West Virginia were looking forward to the passage of the bill.
• 34:59
  Speaker 1: In a statement the whole work as you when you
• 35:00
  Speaker 1: were politely but firmly asked Senator Mansion to reconsider his
• 35:04
  Speaker 1: no position because of the benefits that would contain, like
• 35:07
  Speaker 1: health of mind. Work is suffering from black lung. A
• 35:09
  Speaker 1: lot of mine workers are dying from that every day. Finally,
• 35:13
  Speaker 1: sad news for soap opera fans. Jerry Douglas, the actor
• 35:18
  Speaker 1: who played the patriarch of the Abbot clan and The
• 35:22
  Speaker 1: Young and the Restless, has died. Jerry Douglas was always
• 35:25
  Speaker 1: the dapper you know, gray haired John Abbott. He was
• 35:29
  Speaker 1: a chairman of Jabbok Cosmetic fo with thirty years. Jerry
• 35:32
  Speaker 1: Douglas died after a brief illness, only three days before
• 35:34
  Speaker 1: his eighty ninth birthday. Now back to the Steve Harvey
• 35:37
  Speaker 1: Morning Show. You're listening to the String Show. Well, it's
• 35:42
  Speaker 1: time for steve favorite segment. It's called as the clo Now,
• 35:45
  Speaker 1: Steve you ready? Are you ready? Stay ready? All right,
• 35:49
  Speaker 1: here we go. This one's from tab A DC. Tab says,
• 35:53
  Speaker 1: I'm forty nine and I'm dating a man that's seventy four. Okay.
• 35:57
  Speaker 1: He looks like he's my age, and he's very athletic
• 36:00
  Speaker 1: and energetic. We have a big problem in the bedroom,
• 36:03
  Speaker 1: and it's not what you think. His problem is that
• 36:07
  Speaker 1: he doesn't know when to stop. The sex can go
• 36:09
  Speaker 1: on for an hour and I have to work, run
• 36:12
  Speaker 1: errands and do other stuff, so he needs to wrap
• 36:14
  Speaker 1: it up sooner. He admitted that he's on medication and
• 36:18
  Speaker 1: the side effect is increased a sexual desire. Desire. He's
• 36:22
  Speaker 1: called me a lightweight and said I'll have to find
• 36:25
  Speaker 1: someone else that is up to the challenge. I hate
• 36:27
  Speaker 1: it when he said stuff like that. Do you think
• 36:29
  Speaker 1: he's just joking. Well, let's go a couple things. First
• 36:35
  Speaker 1: of all. First of all, the seventy four and last
• 36:39
  Speaker 1: too long. In medication, he's lost feeling in certain areas,
• 36:44
  Speaker 1: so the lasting longest. Don't worry, he'd have lost a
• 36:47
  Speaker 1: lot of fear. He knew it. So don't worry about that.
• 36:50
  Speaker 1: That all that hours and all that. Yeah, you know,
• 36:53
  Speaker 1: you know you need gonna pay you a lightweight. I
• 36:54
  Speaker 1: need to get somebody help. And the other thing you
• 36:57
  Speaker 1: said was you forty nine and he's seventy and he
• 37:00
  Speaker 1: looked your age. Not hold up, you're not going forward.
• 37:05
  Speaker 1: He's athletic and energetic. She says, he's seventy four, and
• 37:09
  Speaker 1: he looked your age. Ah, he's seventy four, and you
• 37:16
  Speaker 1: look his age. I didn't think about that. Just say that. Well,
• 37:23
  Speaker 1: I looked at all of it. When you ask me something,
• 37:25
  Speaker 1: we're in here problems because he might not be all
• 37:28
  Speaker 1: that athletic and energetic. Just your ass is older than
• 37:31
  Speaker 1: forty nine physically, and maybe that's what the problem is.
• 37:37
  Speaker 1: Maybe you thinking he more than he really is because
• 37:41
  Speaker 1: you ain't what you're saying you are. Let the church say, man,
• 37:44
  Speaker 1: let men, sometimes the answer is in your own damn question.
• 37:49
  Speaker 1: I believe her. Maybe she ain't an athletic. She ought
• 37:54
  Speaker 1: to get athletics. She would be more like forty nine,
• 37:56
  Speaker 1: most forty yin your women still got it, So she
• 38:00
  Speaker 1: ain't well. Well, he sat in the forward. Well, you
• 38:05
  Speaker 1: got medication that increases his that's viagl. That's what it is.
• 38:11
  Speaker 1: It increases what else? What it taking? Once again, if
• 38:16
  Speaker 1: you have something else, sir, please write into this show.
• 38:21
  Speaker 1: This became another secy yesterday some dude took a shot. Yeah,
• 38:27
  Speaker 1: a strawberry letter. Yeah, a shot, and he wasn't going
• 38:30
  Speaker 1: through that pain no more. Okay, all right, we'll come
• 38:34
  Speaker 1: right back with more of the Steve Harvey Morning Show
• 38:37
  Speaker 1: right after this. You're listening Steve Morning Show. All right, guys,
• 38:43
  Speaker 1: it is time for comedy Roulette. Please, Jay set this
• 38:46
  Speaker 1: one up for us. Tell us. And it's so important
• 38:48
  Speaker 1: to explain this because we get new listeners every day
• 38:53
  Speaker 1: and we're doing a different segment that people are not
• 38:56
  Speaker 1: aware of. So that's why I take the time to explain.
• 39:02
  Speaker 1: And it's very simple. You take subjects and you put
• 39:08
  Speaker 1: them on a wheel, and you take them on the wheel,
• 39:12
  Speaker 1: You spun the wheel and which stop. We can do
• 39:18
  Speaker 1: the damn thing because we'se comedians were good? All right,
• 39:25
  Speaker 1: here we go. These are the subjects for today. Things
• 39:30
  Speaker 1: you can do to get people to leave your house,
• 39:34
  Speaker 1: things you say to people who've overdecorated for the holiday, yeah,
• 39:41
  Speaker 1: things you say to people who have underdecorated for the holidays.
• 39:47
  Speaker 1: And here's the last one. Things you say when you
• 39:50
  Speaker 1: didn't get what you wanted for Christmas? Okay, yeah, yeah,
• 39:56
  Speaker 1: you gotta. Yeah, let's let's spind the wheel. I'm my
• 40:04
  Speaker 1: own old but death of way. Yeah oh oh. I
• 40:09
  Speaker 1: thought it was gonna stop on over decorating, but now
• 40:12
  Speaker 1: it stopped on things you say when you didn't get
• 40:15
  Speaker 1: what you wanted for just the same as Steve's bad
• 40:17
  Speaker 1: acting theater. No, no, that's no, no, no, not at all.
• 40:22
  Speaker 1: I don't even know how you got that out of that.
• 40:24
  Speaker 1: But these are things you say when you didn't get
• 40:30
  Speaker 1: what you want for Christian Yeah, let's go the things
• 40:33
  Speaker 1: you say you didn't give what you say? Who come on?
• 40:37
  Speaker 1: Oooh this is nice and this one lights up? What
• 40:40
  Speaker 1: is it with that attitude? That's how you say it,
• 40:45
  Speaker 1: that's what you say and how you say it. Yeah,
• 40:50
  Speaker 1: j I'll tell you what. This is something I actually
• 40:52
  Speaker 1: said as a kid, but I didn't get what I
• 40:53
  Speaker 1: want on huh for Christmas? And they were standing there
• 40:56
  Speaker 1: by parents, but I was about ten. I said, you
• 41:02
  Speaker 1: said the actual words. Yeah, you know, when you open
• 41:05
  Speaker 1: that box of it ain't what you're supposed to get. Oh,
• 41:12
  Speaker 1: thank you, I'll I put this in the drawer with
• 41:15
  Speaker 1: that racket ass time you about like I ain't grateful. Well,
• 41:21
  Speaker 1: you didn't get what you want this one. This is
• 41:25
  Speaker 1: what you say at work. I knew when he pulled
• 41:27
  Speaker 1: my name it wasn't gonna be worth for damn I
• 41:31
  Speaker 1: can't exchange. I knew what pulled thing you save and
• 41:40
  Speaker 1: you didn't get you Yeah a pound cake? Huh? Thanks
• 41:46
  Speaker 1: a lot? Yeah to a diabetic Things you say when
• 41:55
  Speaker 1: you don't get what you want for Christmas? What happened?
• 41:58
  Speaker 1: Check short again? Take again? Come on? Why? Why? Why?
• 42:07
  Speaker 1: In the hill? What I wanted to kill? I don't
• 42:09
  Speaker 1: work on that. Come on, man, really, I don't work
• 42:15
  Speaker 1: guys a county. Come on, Steve. Black people don't eat fruitcake?
• 42:25
  Speaker 1: Stand that down? Fruitcake? What is some damn green things
• 42:29
  Speaker 1: in there? What is that snowshovel? I live in La Thanks.
• 42:43
  Speaker 1: These people say what they don't get what they want
• 42:45
  Speaker 1: for Prismas. I already know the story of Jesus. I
• 42:52
  Speaker 1: already know it. Come on, who eats this basket of cheese?
• 43:04
  Speaker 1: Is all right? Steve? Come on? Closing out that's why
• 43:10
  Speaker 1: we're getting into the boys. This damn croc pop. This
• 43:20
  Speaker 1: is the last thing somebody won't know. Damn Croc pot.
• 43:25
  Speaker 1: That was me who said that one. Sorry, all right,
• 43:30
  Speaker 1: I'm next. It is the nephew with a praying phone
• 43:32
  Speaker 1: call that's coming up right after you're listening to show
• 43:39
  Speaker 1: coming up at the top of the hour, right about
• 43:41
  Speaker 1: four minutes after. It's my strawberry letter for today's subject,
• 43:44
  Speaker 1: my husband's supportive secretary. All right, right now, the nephew
• 43:48
  Speaker 1: in the building with today's praying phone call. What you
• 43:50
  Speaker 1: got for us? Nev This is for uh, you know what, Shirley.
• 43:55
  Speaker 1: This is for you. Huh, Carla, let get into the price.
• 44:00
  Speaker 1: This is sipping Monica. Neighborhood Watch. Neighborhood Watch. Okay, that
• 44:05
  Speaker 1: sounds sound all right right, all right, ye not, let's
• 44:14
  Speaker 1: run it though. God. Hello, I'm trying to reach Johnny. Yeah,
• 44:20
  Speaker 1: it's Johnny. Okay, you're the one that'll be doing the
• 44:23
  Speaker 1: neighborhood watch. You'll be walking your dog doing the neighborhood watch.
• 44:26
  Speaker 1: Is that you? Who's this is this Johnny? Who is
• 44:30
  Speaker 1: this man? This is cree j Answer my question? Are
• 44:33
  Speaker 1: you Johnny? To your rode your roe. I'm Johnny and
• 44:38
  Speaker 1: I do the neighborhood watch. Who was the damn tj on? Man?
• 44:43
  Speaker 1: Don't call my phone y'all at me charging me up?
• 44:46
  Speaker 1: Hey man, only a two streets over from you. Okay,
• 44:50
  Speaker 1: And you're supposed to be the neighborhood watchman, but that
• 44:53
  Speaker 1: ain't what you're doing now. I didn't caught you looking
• 44:55
  Speaker 1: in the window at my wife when I came outside.
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  Speaker 1: You with halfway down the street. You when your damn dog.
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  Speaker 1: You ain't watching the neighborhood. You're looking trying to see
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  Speaker 1: them in the window. That's what you're doing. Picking some Please,
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  Speaker 1: what the hell I want to look at somebody else's wife.
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  Speaker 1: I got a pizza at home. I want you need
• 45:24
  Speaker 1: you need to stay over looking people do looking through people?
• 45:27
  Speaker 1: Wonder Man, You're supposed to be watching the neighborhood, not
• 45:30
  Speaker 1: watching my wife. When you say you live again because
• 45:34
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  Speaker 1: see damn people. Tom, I'm gonna show you what a
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  Speaker 1: damn people Tom is. No, I'm gonna show you what. No,
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  Speaker 1: I'm gonna start looking through your window looking at your wife.
• 45:48
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• 45:53
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• 45:56
  Speaker 1: want you to look at my damn window. Who the
• 45:59
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• 46:02
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• 46:05
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• 46:07
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• 46:12
  Speaker 1: You got a job, Yeah, you got a job. Crying
• 46:14
  Speaker 1: like a damn talking about somebody looking at your Why
• 46:16
  Speaker 1: I don't body looking at your damn white man. Got
• 46:19
  Speaker 1: a job. But when I'm at I'm wondering if you
• 46:22
  Speaker 1: back of the looking through the window at my wife.
• 46:25
  Speaker 1: Please come to my damn house. Please, I'm coming later
• 46:28
  Speaker 1: than life. Look through the window. Fine, Remember the hell
• 46:32
  Speaker 1: are you talking about? Calling me? Tell my people, and
• 46:35
  Speaker 1: it's just damn white. You don't body come. That's what
• 46:37
  Speaker 1: you've been doing. Man, No wife, you're probably ain't got
• 46:40
  Speaker 1: no wife. You're probably married to him, damn midget or something.
• 46:43
  Speaker 1: You're talking about, man, tell about not people at your
• 46:46
  Speaker 1: wife got a wattle wife, and you was gonna wonder
• 46:50
  Speaker 1: and I'm willing still watching the neighborhood. But that ain't work.
• 46:53
  Speaker 1: I'm doing all I take. Come over here, announce, because
• 46:56
  Speaker 1: you're a round the neighborhood. You three streets whatever, how
• 46:58
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• 47:02
  Speaker 1: I'm stand outside, whip my dog, pushing on your I
• 47:05
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• 47:08
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• 47:12
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• 47:15
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• 47:19
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• 47:21
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• 47:26
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• 47:28
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• 47:31
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• 47:34
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• 47:36
  Speaker 1: doing the day and at night and in between I
• 47:40
  Speaker 1: do the neighborhood. Watch. I'm doing your service. I'm helping
• 47:44
  Speaker 1: your lazy. Do you stop your watching people looking to
• 47:47
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• 47:50
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• 48:42
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• 51:24
  Speaker 1: Up next Strawberry Letter subject my husband's supportive secretary. Right
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• 51:36
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• 51:51
  Speaker 1: All right, thank you. Subject my husband's supportive secretary. Dear
• 51:55
  Speaker 1: Stephen Shirley. I've been married for fourteen years and we
• 51:58
  Speaker 1: have two sons. My hus is a middle school principle
• 52:02
  Speaker 1: and I work full time in an office. Excuse me.
• 52:05
  Speaker 1: My husband and I have a great social life, and
• 52:08
  Speaker 1: we used to focus on keeping the romance alive in
• 52:11
  Speaker 1: our marriage, but my boys are very active in sports now,
• 52:14
  Speaker 1: so it's hard to find time to hang out together.
• 52:16
  Speaker 1: It has not affected my husband's social life at all,
• 52:19
  Speaker 1: though he still hangs out after work and I have
• 52:23
  Speaker 1: a big issue with who he chooses to spend his
• 52:26
  Speaker 1: time with. He has been going out with his secretary
• 52:29
  Speaker 1: to have a quick dinner or just to grab a drink,
• 52:32
  Speaker 1: as he says. His secretary is married too, but her
• 52:35
  Speaker 1: kids are grown so she doesn't have to rush home
• 52:38
  Speaker 1: after work. After the first couple of times the two
• 52:41
  Speaker 1: of them went out, I went up to the school
• 52:43
  Speaker 1: and had a talk with both of them. She told
• 52:46
  Speaker 1: me that they are merely co workers and good friend
• 52:49
  Speaker 1: that tell each other everything. He told me that I
• 52:52
  Speaker 1: should not have come up there and that there was
• 52:54
  Speaker 1: nothing going on. Later, when he got home, he was
• 52:57
  Speaker 1: angry with me and told me that I don't support
• 53:00
  Speaker 1: who he is as a black man, and the secretary
• 53:04
  Speaker 1: is easy to talk to. She listens to him. I
• 53:07
  Speaker 1: was furious and humiliated. Meanwhile, he's hanging out after work.
• 53:13
  Speaker 1: I am running around with our boys, making sure there
• 53:15
  Speaker 1: at all of their practices and games. But I'm not supportive.
• 53:19
  Speaker 1: I really need some good advice before I ring his neck.
• 53:23
  Speaker 1: Please help, go ahead and ring his neck? Go ahead,
• 53:27
  Speaker 1: because he is wrong. I mean, your husband's out of order.
• 53:31
  Speaker 1: He's ignoring everything you're telling him and just doing whatever
• 53:34
  Speaker 1: he wants to do with his so called best friend
• 53:38
  Speaker 1: and very supportive secretary. I think your husband's disrespectful and
• 53:42
  Speaker 1: he knows. Should you have gone up to his job? No, no,
• 53:46
  Speaker 1: you shouldn't have gone up to his job because you
• 53:48
  Speaker 1: know that could cause him to get fired or whatever,
• 53:50
  Speaker 1: depending on what happened after that. But he didn't, So
• 53:54
  Speaker 1: that's okay. If you guys can't work this stuff out
• 53:56
  Speaker 1: at home, there is something really serious going on. A
• 54:00
  Speaker 1: telling line in the letter, he said, a couple of
• 54:03
  Speaker 1: them I don't think that you don't support who he
• 54:05
  Speaker 1: is as a black man. What does that have to
• 54:07
  Speaker 1: do with anything? What does that have to do with anything? Right?
• 54:13
  Speaker 1: But yeah, he tried her, didn't he try her? Yeah,
• 54:16
  Speaker 1: he tried it. And and but this is a real
• 54:19
  Speaker 1: telling line. The secretary is easy to talk to. She
• 54:23
  Speaker 1: listens to him. Yeah, that was a very telling line.
• 54:27
  Speaker 1: And you had every right to be furious and humiliated.
• 54:30
  Speaker 1: He's not listening to you. She listens to him. But
• 54:34
  Speaker 1: he's not listening to you at all. And where he
• 54:36
  Speaker 1: wants your support? Where's his support? You're the one running
• 54:39
  Speaker 1: around with the boys making sure they're at all of
• 54:41
  Speaker 1: their practices and games. Isn't that something that usually the
• 54:46
  Speaker 1: dad does or you guys do together? You both support
• 54:49
  Speaker 1: your children. Meanwhile he's at the club, hanging out, doing
• 54:53
  Speaker 1: his thing with his secretary. No, this is wrong, and
• 54:55
  Speaker 1: your and your husband is wrong. He's not supporting you
• 54:58
  Speaker 1: as a black woman, as a black wife, as a mother,
• 55:01
  Speaker 1: as a lover, all of these things. Okay, he's wrong.
• 55:05
  Speaker 1: He needs to get it together, and I'm all for
• 55:07
  Speaker 1: you ringing his next Steve, Well, let's start with this.
• 55:10
  Speaker 1: Ringing his neck ain't gonna do it. Damn good. All
• 55:16
  Speaker 1: he gonna do is go over there and get his
• 55:18
  Speaker 1: neck rubbed. Now, you already ain't listening to him, so
• 55:22
  Speaker 1: he sayd she easy to talk to because she listens.
• 55:30
  Speaker 1: Here you is ringing next. Now I got to go
• 55:34
  Speaker 1: over him and get my neck rubbed out by the
• 55:38
  Speaker 1: same hellel that's talking to me and listening, pushing me.
• 55:44
  Speaker 1: You're just making it easy for the clean up woman
• 55:51
  Speaker 1: to get your man's love. Oh no, that song was
• 55:57
  Speaker 1: written for you. Now let me walk you through it. Steve,
• 56:02
  Speaker 1: you wrong on this one. Whatever, it's a letter the
• 56:07
  Speaker 1: people wrong for that. You and your husband have a
• 56:15
  Speaker 1: great social life. We used to focus on keeping romance
• 56:18
  Speaker 1: alive in our marriage. Well you ain't gonna do that
• 56:19
  Speaker 1: no more. See you don't have to focus on keeping
• 56:22
  Speaker 1: it alive no more. Oh his ear is his live here,
• 56:28
  Speaker 1: dinner out, drinking, his social life. He's live. But your
• 56:34
  Speaker 1: boys is active in sports. Who it's hard to find
• 56:36
  Speaker 1: time to hang out together. Uh, it ain't affected my
• 56:40
  Speaker 1: husband's social life. I told you that he still hang
• 56:43
  Speaker 1: out out to work, and I got a big issue
• 56:45
  Speaker 1: with who he's spending this time with. He going out
• 56:47
  Speaker 1: with his secretary to have a quick dinner or just
• 56:50
  Speaker 1: grab a drink. I don't know who you are. I
• 56:54
  Speaker 1: can't call my wife and go baby, I ain't coming home.
• 56:58
  Speaker 1: I'm going to grab some dinner a quick drink with
• 57:01
  Speaker 1: this girl. Dog. Say that out loud, act like you're
• 57:10
  Speaker 1: on the phone. Baby, it's me. Hey, how you doing? Hey, listen,
• 57:14
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna go grab some dinner and we're gonna stop
• 57:18
  Speaker 1: and ask some drinking. I'm gonna be a little day,
• 57:20
  Speaker 1: all right, take it easy. And how does that sound crazy?
• 57:26
  Speaker 1: So after they did it a couple of times, the
• 57:30
  Speaker 1: first couple of times the two them went out, you
• 57:33
  Speaker 1: went up to the school and had a talk with
• 57:37
  Speaker 1: both of them. When we come back, what happened when
• 57:43
  Speaker 1: you went up to the school to talk with both
• 57:47
  Speaker 1: of them? Well, I tell you what happens. It ain't
• 57:52
  Speaker 1: go like your thought, did it. We come back, we're
• 57:56
  Speaker 1: gonna go over what God said to your faith, what
• 58:01
  Speaker 1: you miss that didn't get said to your face. Let
• 58:05
  Speaker 1: the chests say amen, Amen, all right? Coming out Part
• 58:09
  Speaker 1: two of Steve's response to my husband's supportive secretary at
• 58:13
  Speaker 1: twenty three after the hour, right after this, you're listening,
• 58:20
  Speaker 1: all right, Steve, let's recap today's Strawberry letters subject my
• 58:23
  Speaker 1: husband's supportive secretary. They used to have a social life,
• 58:28
  Speaker 1: they worked on in everything. But they got these two boys.
• 58:31
  Speaker 1: They had sports, so you relegated yourself to taking them
• 58:34
  Speaker 1: to all the sporting events and have practices and everything.
• 58:37
  Speaker 1: The husband his social life good because he going out
• 58:41
  Speaker 1: after work then a drinks and you don't like who
• 58:44
  Speaker 1: he's going out with because he told you. Now, I
• 58:47
  Speaker 1: don't know who this stupid as a husband is you
• 58:49
  Speaker 1: as you're married. But it ain't no where in the world.
• 58:52
  Speaker 1: I'd have told you about no woman I was going out. Yeah,
• 58:54
  Speaker 1: I would have been with some boys and anything. You'd
• 58:57
  Speaker 1: have been driving no place. It wouldn't have been nobody
• 58:59
  Speaker 1: in there but me, And I'd have told you me
• 59:01
  Speaker 1: and my boys and were down at the sports club
• 59:05
  Speaker 1: or the sports bars. Ain't the way in the world.
• 59:08
  Speaker 1: I'd have told you that I go to have dinner
• 59:10
  Speaker 1: with my secretary and we grab a drink. Now his
• 59:13
  Speaker 1: secretary is married too, but her kids has grown them
• 59:17
  Speaker 1: so she ain't got to rush home after work. Now
• 59:19
  Speaker 1: they went out together a couple of times. Then you
• 59:22
  Speaker 1: went up to the school to have a talk with
• 59:25
  Speaker 1: both of them. Now, this is what she told the
• 59:28
  Speaker 1: lady when she got up to the school. We are
• 59:31
  Speaker 1: merely co workers and good friends that can tell each
• 59:35
  Speaker 1: other anything. This woman had the audacity to tell you,
• 59:42
  Speaker 1: the wife of this guy. We go out, we have lunch.
• 59:46
  Speaker 1: We good friends that can tell each other anything. So
• 59:52
  Speaker 1: I guess the part about him being married to his
• 59:55
  Speaker 1: best friend. I guess that going out the bar, that's
• 59:58
  Speaker 1: just going out the winter because he's got an new
• 1:00:00
  Speaker 1: friends were good friends that could tell each other anything.
• 1:00:04
  Speaker 1: And then he told me I should not have come
• 1:00:08
  Speaker 1: up there, and that that was nothing. Go you shouldn't
• 1:00:10
  Speaker 1: have came up hill talking to both of us, right,
• 1:00:14
  Speaker 1: chew up hill fault. Ain't nothing going on now. Later,
• 1:00:18
  Speaker 1: when he got home, he came in the dough mad
• 1:00:21
  Speaker 1: with you, like he posted, because what I hadn't told you. Ladies,
• 1:00:25
  Speaker 1: the best defense is a good office. You're gonna just
• 1:00:29
  Speaker 1: come up to the school, yeah, or you come up
• 1:00:32
  Speaker 1: to the school like you crazy? Not crazy? You look,
• 1:00:35
  Speaker 1: you know what the people saying when you walked out
• 1:00:37
  Speaker 1: of there. Yea rolling one role in the back of
• 1:00:40
  Speaker 1: your head. You forgot to take out. Then you're all
• 1:00:43
  Speaker 1: up at the school coat open. You don't toew it
• 1:00:47
  Speaker 1: getting out the car, sitting up in here, lipstick all
• 1:00:51
  Speaker 1: over all over your TeV. You don't got mad, tried
• 1:00:53
  Speaker 1: to put it on in the car. Stoplights just up
• 1:00:56
  Speaker 1: in here and bassing me. Shouldn't have came up in here.
• 1:00:58
  Speaker 1: Ain't got nothing going on. Now I'm home now, and
• 1:01:02
  Speaker 1: I got news for you. He told her that I
• 1:01:05
  Speaker 1: don't support who he is as a black man. Now
• 1:01:11
  Speaker 1: you're going to dinner with your second time having drinks
• 1:01:15
  Speaker 1: and dinner. Really ain't got nothing to do with you
• 1:01:17
  Speaker 1: being a black man. I appreciate that. Really white man,
• 1:01:26
  Speaker 1: Filipino man, Chinese man, Latino man, any of us that
• 1:01:32
  Speaker 1: go to dinner and without secondary it ain't got nothing
• 1:01:34
  Speaker 1: to do with being a good, strong Latin. It has
• 1:01:38
  Speaker 1: nothing to do but a wonderfully strong Asian. It ain't
• 1:01:41
  Speaker 1: got nothing to do with that. So quit tripping. He lying.
• 1:01:46
  Speaker 1: But then he said, and the secretary easy to talk to.
• 1:01:50
  Speaker 1: She listens to me, she said. I was furious and humility.
• 1:01:58
  Speaker 1: She didn't be really hurt, but it made him mad
• 1:02:01
  Speaker 1: that he had the gall to say it, because he's crazy.
• 1:02:04
  Speaker 1: I don't I don't know who you mad too, And
• 1:02:05
  Speaker 1: it's stupid behind. He wanted them over educated dudes. He's
• 1:02:09
  Speaker 1: so damn he's so damn smart. He dumb. I'm going
• 1:02:12
  Speaker 1: out to dinner with this woman. We haven't dinner and drinks.
• 1:02:15
  Speaker 1: Then you come up down talk about I talked to
• 1:02:17
  Speaker 1: about what she said. We talked about it. They yeah,
• 1:02:20
  Speaker 1: it could because she listens to me. Meanwhile, he's hanging
• 1:02:25
  Speaker 1: out after work. I'm running around with our boys making shore.
• 1:02:29
  Speaker 1: They at all they practices and games, but I'm not supported.
• 1:02:33
  Speaker 1: I really need some good advice before I ring his neck.
• 1:02:37
  Speaker 1: First of all, what you're gonna when you say ring
• 1:02:39
  Speaker 1: his neck with that man? It ain't gonna stop nothing.
• 1:02:43
  Speaker 1: You already mad. You came up to the school, they're
• 1:02:46
  Speaker 1: still going out after here's your only hope, and this
• 1:02:50
  Speaker 1: is what you're gonna do. And I know you didn't
• 1:02:51
  Speaker 1: already thought it, because if you don't wrote the letter
• 1:02:53
  Speaker 1: women think of everything. I know you're gonna call her
• 1:02:57
  Speaker 1: huss already. Oh he get married? Do you think that
• 1:03:02
  Speaker 1: I already notice what she gonna do? Dog, shedn't love
• 1:03:05
  Speaker 1: this lot of sheepings in there and stuff about her
• 1:03:07
  Speaker 1: damn sulf. Oh everybody didn't know about this dog. I
• 1:03:12
  Speaker 1: don't see, I ain't seen. Nobody won't do that. Oh
• 1:03:16
  Speaker 1: did your husband know y'all going out to eat and drinks?
• 1:03:20
  Speaker 1: Of course he doesn't. He understands as part of my work,
• 1:03:23
  Speaker 1: I'm telling you what husband is gonna agree to that?
• 1:03:26
  Speaker 1: Nor husband is going to be good? And what wife
• 1:03:29
  Speaker 1: is going to agree with this? Right? No, So that's
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  Speaker 1: I'm a big Christmas guy, So and why is that?
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  Speaker 1: I've always kind of like that, you know, nice gifts
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  Speaker 1: what Christmas was really about. So it wasn't about the
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  Speaker 1: just want to treat. That's all I want. It's a treat,
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  Speaker 1: Merry Christmas, everybody. You're listening to Steve Harvey Morning Show.
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  Speaker 1: According to new research, one in five Americans are planning
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  Speaker 1: on giving someone a take the hint gift this year.
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  Speaker 1: A new survey of two thousand Americans found that hint
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  Speaker 1: gifts are pretty common practice, with one in three response
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  Speaker 1: and saying, uh, they've given at least one in the
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  Speaker 1: past year or so or in the past period. And
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  Speaker 1: who is the person in our life most likely to
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  Speaker 1: give us one of these hint gifts? Well, research shows
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  Speaker 1: it's our own partner. So when Gil Tasha running God,
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  Speaker 1: he asks for running shows. But you know what they'll
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  Speaker 1: call it. I think it's cool though, because dudes, we different.
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  Speaker 1: You know, if that's what we want, then I think
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  Speaker 1: he's real laid back. He's not bagging some running shoes
• 1:08:41
  Speaker 1: and you know, getting here and do your wifely duties.
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• 1:09:12
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• 1:09:19
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  Speaker 1: put that jack. He starts smiling. He really did. He
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  Speaker 1: take a picture of him in every today decent he did? Okay,
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  Speaker 1: take it. He might get some running shoes too. Okay.
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  Speaker 1: The most popular most popular hint gift Americans gift is deodorant,
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  Speaker 1: what or you do? Cologne? Yeah, self help book? I
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  Speaker 1: got your yeah, yes, more than take a hand. The
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  Speaker 1: most popular most popular gift is self help books. They
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  Speaker 1: scored real high. Also on the list were cookbooks. No,
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  Speaker 1: I did not don't get one issue, exercise equipment, Carla,
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  Speaker 1: exercise equipment, I know, razors, toothpages, cleaning supplies, and even
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  Speaker 1: breath mints. Yeah, well I just bought. I just bought
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  Speaker 1: my wife the pelotike. Okay, so she she asked for
• 1:10:38
  Speaker 1: the bike though she wasn't offended by you getting it? Right?
• 1:10:43
  Speaker 1: Do you save that for Christmas? Christmas? Oh? This is
• 1:10:46
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• 1:10:52
  Speaker 1: the Peloton bike for Christmas? Okay, well never mind. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: different incomes, different bracket is different. All right. So Stephen
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  Speaker 1: and Junior and Timmy, if you guys had to give
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  Speaker 1: someone to take a hint gift, who would it be
• 1:11:13
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  Speaker 1: about they can't find in the world. I see that
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  Speaker 1: He's athletic and energetic. She says, he's seventy four, and
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  Speaker 1: forty nine physically, and maybe that's what the problem is.
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  Speaker 1: let me sometimes the answer is in your own damn question.
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  Speaker 1: I believe her. Maybe she ain't athletic. She ought to
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  Speaker 1: do you talk about faith? This is just from my
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  Speaker 1: own experience. I have no other way to explain how
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  Speaker 1: I've gotten to where I am today. Had it not
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  Speaker 1: been for my faith, had it not been for my mother,
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  Speaker 1: here today. Now. There are people who will tell you
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  Speaker 1: and that can happen. Will it last? No, but it
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  Speaker 1: can happen. But the reason it won't last is because
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  Speaker 1: don't know him, there will come a point in time
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  Speaker 1: in your life where you will wish you did. That
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  Speaker 1: will become a point in time in your life where
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  Speaker 1: you will call His name as you've never called it before.
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  Speaker 1: It happens to us all. It will happen before you
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  Speaker 1: leave here. You will acknowledge the fact that He exists
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  Speaker 1: now here. The upside, because God is not a god
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  Speaker 1: that he wants us to have this life for fear,
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  Speaker 1: and oh, my God, if I don't do this, I
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  Speaker 1: ain't gonna get this God. That God is really not
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  Speaker 1: that way. God comes to give you life and give
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  Speaker 1: you life more abundantly. Here's a reason I enjoy my faith.
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  Speaker 1: Here's the reason I enjoy having a relationship with God.
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  Speaker 1: See so many people I don't want to go to
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  Speaker 1: hell and I want. Oh, let's let's let's talk about
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  Speaker 1: the positivity of it. That's some good reasons for having faith.
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  Speaker 1: That's some great reasons for have relationship with God. This
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  Speaker 1: relationship with God I have. I feel safe. I don't
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  Speaker 1: feel things. I'm not afraid of what somebody can do
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  Speaker 1: to me. I'm not. I'm not I'm not afraid of
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  Speaker 1: a decision that a company can make about me. I'm not.
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  Speaker 1: I'm not fretful of what anybody may think about my income.
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  Speaker 1: I feel safe. I'm also I'm reassured that when something
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  Speaker 1: goes contrary to what I thought was gonna happen, guess what,
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  Speaker 1: I'm reassured because of my faith in my relationship with God,
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  Speaker 1: that that too go work out on my behalf. Also,
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  Speaker 1: I enjoyed this relationship because I have a constant guide.
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  Speaker 1: I constantly can ask God for guidance and he'll give
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  Speaker 1: it to me. My guide happens to be a king.
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  Speaker 1: But this king is also my best friend, this relationship
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  Speaker 1: that I have with him, he is my best friend
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  Speaker 1: and my king. Man, don't you know it's kind of
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  Speaker 1: cool having a king is your best friend? Who can
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  Speaker 1: make decisions? Man, who can help you out, who've got answers,
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  Speaker 1: who got resources, who has a way out, who can
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  Speaker 1: be with you through everything you're going through and never
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  Speaker 1: leave you. My king is my best friend. I enjoyed
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  Speaker 1: because of my faith in my relationship. I enjoyed having
• 1:22:08
  Speaker 1: his companionship, a place that I can go to get
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  Speaker 1: real answers, somebody I can talk to about anything I'm
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  Speaker 1: talking about. Man, I hadn't been in some trouble, I
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  Speaker 1: haven't been sick, I haven't been counted out. But because
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  Speaker 1: he's my companion, I can talk to him about anything.
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  Speaker 1: And you know what I really love about my relationship
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  Speaker 1: and my faith. He got answers. He got real answers. Man,
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  Speaker 1: he got real I don't care what your situation is,
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  Speaker 1: he got answers. There's scriptures written about everything you're going through.
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  Speaker 1: There's actually prayers about everything you're going through. You ain't
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  Speaker 1: running across nothing new. I don't care nothing about technology
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  Speaker 1: and none of that. You're running into nothing new. The
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  Speaker 1: stuff they're saying about you on the internet. They talked
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  Speaker 1: about Jesus. He didn't do nobody. He gives me inspiration.
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  Speaker 1: There's so many stories that I can read about, so
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  Speaker 1: many incidents in scriptures that I can get inspired. Man,
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  Speaker 1: that God don't really ever leave you. I'm so reassured
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  Speaker 1: that he's with me every step of the way, that
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  Speaker 1: he didn't bring me this far to leave me. That
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  Speaker 1: all things work for the good to those who love him.
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  Speaker 1: It's so many things that I have inspired me. Man,
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  Speaker 1: when I get up, when i'm through praying, that I
• 1:23:29
  Speaker 1: just feel better. That's why I like my faith in
• 1:23:33
  Speaker 1: my relationship with God. You should just look into it. Man,
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  Speaker 1: You ain't got to be perfect to have one. You
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  Speaker 1: just want to have to talk to him. Just start
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  Speaker 1: talking to him. That's all you got to do, all right.
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