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Meg Thee Graduate, Unsolicited Comments, Marriege & Divorce, Front Porch Mumbling and more. · The Steve Harvey Morning Show

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  Speaker 1: everybody you're listening to the voice, come on dig me now,
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  Speaker 1: one and only Steve Harley got a radio show, this
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  Speaker 1: one today. I want to share with you. It's for
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  Speaker 1: all of us, and here it is. There is a
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  Speaker 1: solution to all of your problems in situations. If you
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  Speaker 1: don't know what your next move is, that to go,
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  Speaker 1: I don't I don't care what it is. If if
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  Speaker 1: the relationship you're in is all wrong and you don't
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  Speaker 1: know how to get out of it, it doesn't matter.
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  Speaker 1: There's a solution to all your problems and situations. That
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  Speaker 1: solution to all your problems, that way to make all
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  Speaker 1: your dreams come true. The way around a lot of
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  Speaker 1: this and to the weakness that you feel at times,
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  Speaker 1: it is prayer, prayer, a connection with your creator. Could
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  Speaker 1: that be the thing that's missing in your life. I'm
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  Speaker 1: just asking because whenever I get a little bit off track,
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  Speaker 1: all I gotta do is think, just a moment, Steve,
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  Speaker 1: have you been have you been praying? Man? Have you
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  Speaker 1: been connecting with your creator? I know you're busy, man,
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  Speaker 1: I know you're busy, and I know at the end
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  Speaker 1: of the day you're done. You're done, and sometimes crawling
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  Speaker 1: into bed is all you can manage to do. I've
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  Speaker 1: said this, it happened to me last night. Again. I
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  Speaker 1: did all of this. But when I look and when
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  Speaker 1: I see things not moving, or I don't feel like
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  Speaker 1: things are going in the right direction, or I have
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  Speaker 1: a sense of being stagnant, all I got to do
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  Speaker 1: is retrace it. Because as I'm working, it's no doubt
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  Speaker 1: about that I'm working. But am I staying connected? Am
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  Speaker 1: I using that weapon that's available to all of us?
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  Speaker 1: And I pray? And the answer is usually no? And
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  Speaker 1: so I know, okay, man, I'm getting off track him
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  Speaker 1: because see, let me tell you something, man. The reason
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  Speaker 1: the reason I constantly talk to God is because life
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  Speaker 1: constantly changes. People who said they was going to do
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  Speaker 1: something for you one day have changed their mind. The
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  Speaker 1: next somebody you thought was gonna show up that day
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  Speaker 1: called in late, had an accident and couldn't make it.
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  Speaker 1: That changes the parameters of everything. The meeting you had
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  Speaker 1: set up that had to be canceled because somebody was ill,
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  Speaker 1: That changes the parameters the time frame of everything. Because
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  Speaker 1: it's all connected. So if I don't stay in constant
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  Speaker 1: prayer and stay connected to the creative, when these things happen,
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  Speaker 1: I've not put in my bed, I've not talked to
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  Speaker 1: him about how to handle it, or I'm just not
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  Speaker 1: aware of it and what to do next. And the
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  Speaker 1: next thing you know, it becomes a little stagnant. That
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  Speaker 1: has happened to me. I gotta get back because prayer
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  Speaker 1: is the solution to all of my problems and situations.
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  Speaker 1: I have found that to be the case now. The
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  Speaker 1: only reason I'm telling it to you is because I
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  Speaker 1: know if you anything like me, slash human being, then
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  Speaker 1: there are times that you feel anxious. There's moments of desperation.
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  Speaker 1: You have moments of uncertainty. That are times when you
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  Speaker 1: feel like you've lost your way, or your purpose is
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  Speaker 1: a little blurred, you're not show anymore, or you don't
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  Speaker 1: know what your next move is, or the relationship you in,
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  Speaker 1: or the relationships you're dabbling in, they're just all wrong
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  Speaker 1: for you. Man, there is a solution to all your
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  Speaker 1: problems and situations, and its prayer. If you're suffering from
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  Speaker 1: any of the things I just listed, or any other
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  Speaker 1: thing you could think of, just check your prayer. What
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  Speaker 1: has your prayer been lately? About it? And this is
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  Speaker 1: for everybody. I often find when I get that disconnection, man,
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  Speaker 1: my prayer and slipped off. I started feeling a little
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  Speaker 1: bit less, so I gotta jump back on it. I'm
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  Speaker 1: just offering you a solution to it, man, and and
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  Speaker 1: and and and I'm giving you a solution that works
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  Speaker 1: one a thousand percent. Fust shout. See, I ain't guessing
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  Speaker 1: at this one. I'm telling you what has happened in
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  Speaker 1: my life, how I did it, and it'll do for you.
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  Speaker 1: God has filled with mercy and grace. He knows we
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  Speaker 1: all messed up. He knows all of us have done
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  Speaker 1: some jacked up things that don't nobody know about. He
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  Speaker 1: know all about our past, man, he know all of that.
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  Speaker 1: But He is so full of grace and mercy, so
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  Speaker 1: full of fifty fifth chances. But you know, the thing
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  Speaker 1: about your life though, and the thing I had to
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  Speaker 1: come to terms with, and the reason I don't let
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  Speaker 1: my out of the reason I don't let my past
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  Speaker 1: bury me, The reason I don't let my past define
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  Speaker 1: me is because my past I found out or just
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  Speaker 1: the ingredients needed for me to make this cake I'm
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  Speaker 1: eating now. My past is just my ingredients. See, you
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  Speaker 1: don't get rid of your pass. They they ain't gonna
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  Speaker 1: know where they are the ingredients, but when you put
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  Speaker 1: them with something else, they look better, they taste better,
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  Speaker 1: it is better. All of our past are just the
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  Speaker 1: ingredients that have become the cake we eating now. Now,
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  Speaker 1: if you don't like the way your cake tastes, then
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  Speaker 1: you gotta stop putting some other ingredients in the Just
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  Speaker 1: because you started off and your cake was messed up
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  Speaker 1: don't mean you can't straighten out the flavor of your cake.
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  Speaker 1: You gotta put some different ingredients in there. So let's
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  Speaker 1: say your cake is trifling tasted, it's bitter. Your cake
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  Speaker 1: is bitter, Well, you got to dilute the bitterness. You
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  Speaker 1: gotta put some more goodness in there. So you gotta
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  Speaker 1: put some goodness ingredients to take away the taste of
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  Speaker 1: the bitterness. So you gotta put some different ingredients in there.
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  Speaker 1: You gotta start living your life a little more kindly,
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  Speaker 1: a little more thoughtful, a little more sharing, a little
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  Speaker 1: more caring. And then after a while, man, those new
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  Speaker 1: ingredients combined with that bitter it starts overshadowing the bitter
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  Speaker 1: taste because the bitter taste is further behind you. Now
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  Speaker 1: see something that happened to you twelve fifteen, thirty, twenty five,
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  Speaker 1: sixteen years ago. Ain't got to be the flavor that's
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  Speaker 1: in your mouth now less you let it be. It's
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  Speaker 1: then ingredients. Man, if you're sick, it away your cake
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  Speaker 1: taste and change your ingredients. Put something else in your
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  Speaker 1: cake mix so you can get a better taste. If
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  Speaker 1: you don't like the way your life taste. Pray. I've
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  Speaker 1: been here my mama saying for years. Boy, prayer changes things,
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  Speaker 1: don't my mama, you said to me all the time.
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  Speaker 1: I said to my TV artist, is when they come
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  Speaker 1: see me on the talk show, before I walk on stage,
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  Speaker 1: I tell them these words my mother said, I said,
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  Speaker 1: my mother used to always tell me this, and it's
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  Speaker 1: bailed me out, and it might do the same thing
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  Speaker 1: for you. I say. Whatever I get in trouble. I
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  Speaker 1: hear her words. She says, son, don't forget to pray,
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  Speaker 1: don't be ashamed to pray, and don't be too proud
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  Speaker 1: to pray, because prayer, prayer changes things, and you better
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  Speaker 1: believe something. It one hundred percent showed. Do you're listening?
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  Speaker 1: Good morning everybody. It is Tuesday with her, not that
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  Speaker 1: far away from Christmas. If you're ready? Are you ready?
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  Speaker 1: Who's ready? I'm not ready? Good morning? Shot it Starberry,
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  Speaker 1: It's just Steve Harby Morning Show. I'm ready, Jay, let's
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  Speaker 1: do it. Let's go. You're ready for Christmas? All the
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  Speaker 1: shopping's done, everything's done. I haven't even started shopping, even started,
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  Speaker 1: Carlin Farrell, are you ready? Everything's done, everything's wrapped, It's done.
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  Speaker 1: Then it's no I've started shopping, though I have started.
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  Speaker 1: I will say that tree is up, house is decorated,
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  Speaker 1: insiding out all I'm gonna do. You know, the more
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  Speaker 1: you put up, the more you gotta take down. So
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  Speaker 1: I cut back what I put up this year. That
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  Speaker 1: will be my what's on my mind when we come
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  Speaker 1: up later on in the show timing. Are you ready?
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  Speaker 1: Are you ready? Here? Ready to get ready? Get ready, y'all. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: I'm ready. You know what this year, I'm not really
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  Speaker 1: I'm not buying a lot of else. I'm just you
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  Speaker 1: know what, no money work. You know the old money
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  Speaker 1: works great, it does money, and you don't have to
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  Speaker 1: wrap money. You gotta wrap money at all. Money don't
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  Speaker 1: need to be wrapped. Oh you mean money as a
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  Speaker 1: gift giving it? Yeah, money as a gift, yes, yes,
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  Speaker 1: just here some money, you know, I say, I'm just
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  Speaker 1: I'm just enjoying the season. And we're here, we blessed
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  Speaker 1: to be here. Let's not get caught all up. Then
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  Speaker 1: we gotta go buy a thousand different gifts, every different First,
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  Speaker 1: that sounds like somebody with a long ass listener there,
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  Speaker 1: that's what that sound like. Hate. I know there's somebody floor.
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  Speaker 1: You know, you got to take care of your wife.
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  Speaker 1: You got to take care of your mama, your babies.
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  Speaker 1: And then right after that, that's the little but the
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  Speaker 1: listeners to be longer than that listens to go long. Man,
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  Speaker 1: What about that guy that opens the door at seventy eleven?
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  Speaker 1: Should he get a gift? Because that's what he's there for.
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  Speaker 1: He's no man. Should you get him and get Okay?
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  Speaker 1: Let me ask all this, who do you people that
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  Speaker 1: work for you? Um, housekeeping? Yeah, your your lawn service. Yes,
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  Speaker 1: are these people that you give an annual give you
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  Speaker 1: definitely a bonus like a Christmas bonus or something. And
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  Speaker 1: the reason you do that, especially with your housekeeper, because
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  Speaker 1: you don't want stuff missing. Especially with your line guy.
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  Speaker 1: You don't want him to cut cut a cuss word
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  Speaker 1: into your lawn. You don't want that, right, but this
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  Speaker 1: helps you out right? Yeah this, Yeah, people who work
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  Speaker 1: for you should always get a bonus. Hit the shame
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  Speaker 1: on the buss that doesn't give anybody big or outrageous,
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  Speaker 1: not big modeled wine. You know something, something trip to
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  Speaker 1: I don't want to I don't want to give them something.
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  Speaker 1: What did you say, the trip to the buy I'm
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  Speaker 1: not buying nobody, no, no, what meaning? Our boss just
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  Speaker 1: gave us a trip. We were That was nice, that excellent,
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  Speaker 1: that was wonderful, beautiful from my yard man. Though my
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  Speaker 1: yard man in my housekeep ain't going to the back.
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  Speaker 1: That's when you draw the line, not my yard high.
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  Speaker 1: I'll go to wal value something, That's what I do.
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  Speaker 1: What do you think, like like five hundred bucks? Is that?
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  Speaker 1: Is that a good money, money, money money when you
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  Speaker 1: pay them your money. That's what we did. A good look,
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  Speaker 1: I'm gonna cut your grass all right. Coming up at
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  Speaker 1: thirty two minutes after the hour, we're gonna start the
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  Speaker 1: show off with nephew. Tommy's run that prank back right
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  Speaker 1: after this. You're listening Steve Harvey Morning Show all right,
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  Speaker 1: time now to start your morning off with the nephew
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  Speaker 1: and run that prank back? What you gotten as this
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  Speaker 1: is it? This is that classic one where I prank
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  Speaker 1: Steve Harvey. That's right. Not nervous at talk, am not
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  Speaker 1: nervous at all, all right, little nervous afterwards. I thought
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  Speaker 1: my job might have been a little shaky. Thought nger
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  Speaker 1: than me. You should know, mighty back almost went to
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  Speaker 1: jail that day, am I right? Shirt? It was a
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  Speaker 1: lot that day. I don't even know why he's playing
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  Speaker 1: this prank. It's so much. Yeah, the memories, the Uncle
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  Speaker 1: Steve prank. Let's go cat dog. So what did you say?
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  Speaker 1: I'm saying to you right now that he churning on
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  Speaker 1: everybody he's checking. Ain't got nothing to do with me, man.
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  Speaker 1: That ain't my book. That's his damn book. Put him
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  Speaker 1: on the phone is, I can tell him. I ain't
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  Speaker 1: always scared of Steve. He ain't writing about you, damn yeh.
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  Speaker 1: He even tall on me. He's a tall on my boys.
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  Speaker 1: He's telling on everybody. Man, he goes this book, ain't
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  Speaker 1: got nothing to do with you, man, No, No, nobody's book,
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  Speaker 1: dud got something to do with me. Because everything that
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  Speaker 1: Steve didn learn if he was growing up from the hood,
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  Speaker 1: telling on everybody. And I'm tired of this. He ought
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  Speaker 1: to go somewhere and sit down. No, you gotta be
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  Speaker 1: get right with your girls. That if he's stowing my girl,
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  Speaker 1: he ain't got no been this coming in my house,
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  Speaker 1: in my car, telling every damn thing. Hello, Hello, who
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  Speaker 1: who who is this? Who is it? Hold on, man,
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  Speaker 1: this Steve Harvey? Who is this? This is your team? Man?
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  Speaker 1: Listen here. Man, Okay, I'm gonna fall with your nephew.
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  Speaker 1: And I'm just saying this to you, Steve. Okay, hold
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  Speaker 1: up to you, dude. I see you on the front
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  Speaker 1: of Essence. I see you on this on the family field,
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  Speaker 1: on your radio show. So why don't you go somewhere
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  Speaker 1: and sit out and quit telling on everybody? What I mean,
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  Speaker 1: if from everything Steve I'm riding the car with my family.
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  Speaker 1: I'm gonna tell my radio off because you're telling game.
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  Speaker 1: We grow up sticking together. If I'm running the little
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  Speaker 1: game to make my hands meet or whatever it is,
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  Speaker 1: that's my goodness. You ain't gonna run on me, hold on,
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  Speaker 1: hold on, old women. First of all, I don't know
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  Speaker 1: who you are. I know you're done. I know who
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  Speaker 1: you are, and we listen to the show first time.
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  Speaker 1: You're gonna do, though, Back up a little bit dull
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  Speaker 1: because you're talking to me, please, Steve. Ain't nobody scared
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  Speaker 1: of you because you got money on. Just ain't nothing
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  Speaker 1: doing no money and I to be too many want
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  Speaker 1: to put the minute and just enjoy your life. You're
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  Speaker 1: find the perfect right now. You You found the perfect person,
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  Speaker 1: the perfect relationship. Okay, that's good. God blemming, don't put
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  Speaker 1: God in this. Lead God out of this because you
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  Speaker 1: ain't calling from the God ain't gonna so people kill
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  Speaker 1: me with that part right there, God bless you. Don't
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  Speaker 1: throw God. You don't want God bless me because you're
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  Speaker 1: talking too crazy to me. That's for starters right there.
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  Speaker 1: But since you're talking crazy to me, let me turn
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  Speaker 1: you onto something you aren't that running game? That's your problem.
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  Speaker 1: Run your game. You can't get mad at me because
• 16:34
  Speaker 1: I'm doing what I do to man, y'all kill me.
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  Speaker 1: You out there doing what you want to do, like
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  Speaker 1: you all in this right here. Then you're coming to
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  Speaker 1: me because I'm trying to empower somebody. I don't give
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  Speaker 1: a damn about you. Man. See on how you want
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  Speaker 1: to feel about me. But what you ain't gonna do though,
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  Speaker 1: it's talk to me like you clay, because I ain't that.
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  Speaker 1: Wait a minute, let's make the player feel fail. Okay.
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  Speaker 1: You got the airways, you got the microphone, you got
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  Speaker 1: the ability to touch the life people. Okay, and you're
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  Speaker 1: just telling you're a walking talking on. Hold hold on.
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  Speaker 1: This ain't got nothing to do with the ad. This
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  Speaker 1: ain't got nothing to do with the media. This just
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  Speaker 1: for me and you talking. I talk to you personally, perstantly,
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  Speaker 1: Me and you can talk anything little talk even me
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  Speaker 1: in there you call. You're talking all this yet sees
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  Speaker 1: people like you. Man, dog, You know why I wrote
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  Speaker 1: a book in the first place, because you always somewhere
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  Speaker 1: trying to act like you're something that you win. Now
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  Speaker 1: you got the sauce on the phone. Now you're trying
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  Speaker 1: to menke about money and to me, this just me
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  Speaker 1: and you're just two men talking. Now what you want
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  Speaker 1: and if there's two men then talking there from one
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  Speaker 1: man to another, watch you get go somewhere and sit
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  Speaker 1: down it quit telling. First of all, I ain't got
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  Speaker 1: to sit down. You are already doing nothing as it is.
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  Speaker 1: She was soon as somebody go out and do something,
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  Speaker 1: trying to do something positive. You're got someone shaking big
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  Speaker 1: chimney wag like you sitting up in here, man, wanting
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  Speaker 1: to go to sit down somewhere. I ain't going sitting down,
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  Speaker 1: no damn where you can miss me with that. I
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  Speaker 1: say what I want to say. And who are you anyway?
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  Speaker 1: You ain't even doing nothing. I don't tell me I
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  Speaker 1: ain't doing nothing. I tell you what I am doing.
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  Speaker 1: I'm trying to do something. Every time I take a step,
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  Speaker 1: you take two steps, I can't hang hang hold man?
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  Speaker 1: What killing hey? Yeah, you don't kill me. Why don't
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  Speaker 1: you quit trying and do something? You aren't killing me
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  Speaker 1: man with that? Or you trying to do something? Why
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  Speaker 1: don't you do something? Dog? You shouldn't have been really
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  Speaker 1: talking to me about what you're trying you. I was
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  Speaker 1: selling that same thing to your people. You're trying when
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  Speaker 1: your tie to me and trying still where you're gonna
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  Speaker 1: do something. I'm doing something right now. You aren't get
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  Speaker 1: here on the floor. You're gonna be improving your relationship
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  Speaker 1: with your don or whoever you're trying to get it together.
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  Speaker 1: But you're on the phone with me complaining because I
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  Speaker 1: wrote a book. Then don't read the damn book. You
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  Speaker 1: probably ain't read it no way, And don't watch the
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  Speaker 1: TV show. You probably ain't working enough to pretty bild
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  Speaker 1: no high. And let me wait a minute, Joe. You
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  Speaker 1: don't know nothing about me, Okay, you don't know nothing
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  Speaker 1: about my finances. You know what I mean. I won't
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  Speaker 1: about your finance. Says this about you as a man? Man?
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  Speaker 1: Do you know what y'all caim he What y'all do
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  Speaker 1: to me? What y'all do to me? Y'all always talking
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  Speaker 1: to me on an email somewhere, y'are always on the
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  Speaker 1: blog talking about me. You don't even know me. Then
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  Speaker 1: when you're giving me face to face, you want to
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  Speaker 1: bring up money. This conciss ain't got nothing to do
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  Speaker 1: about money. I ain't brought him money one time. It's
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  Speaker 1: about man. Who Now, why don't you do that right there?
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  Speaker 1: Wait a minute, No, Steve, it ain't about money now
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  Speaker 1: because you got it. Okay, because you've got it when
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  Speaker 1: you was broke. I bet that when you're at it,
• 19:32
  Speaker 1: I ain't gonna just what yo, And then just went
• 19:34
  Speaker 1: to when I was broke though I was working, I
• 19:37
  Speaker 1: wasn't sitting on the phone crying to some other men
• 19:39
  Speaker 1: by what he meant to me feel with my wife. Yeah,
• 19:42
  Speaker 1: had time I take a step forward. You got me
• 19:44
  Speaker 1: took the two step round. That's why you ain't take
• 19:46
  Speaker 1: a step. But I'll tell you something, because you got
• 19:50
  Speaker 1: frank offense you. Oh god, I'm gonna call you back. Dog, Well,
• 20:39
  Speaker 1: tell me you made it through on that one. You
• 20:41
  Speaker 1: made it through. Thank you. Coming up next, it is
• 20:44
  Speaker 1: asked the CLLO, but we're the CLO is not here.
• 20:47
  Speaker 1: We got a whole bitter man. Ladies and gentlemen. You're
• 20:53
  Speaker 1: listening to Steve Harvey Morning Show. Coming up at the
• 20:57
  Speaker 1: top of the hour. Miss Anne is standing by with
• 20:59
  Speaker 1: our national news and in entertainment news. Congratulations going out
• 21:03
  Speaker 1: to Megan the Stallion. She is now Megan the Graduate. Wow,
• 21:08
  Speaker 1: that was really something special to see her walk across
• 21:11
  Speaker 1: that stage. That's right, Carla is here with today's music news,
• 21:15
  Speaker 1: and we'll tell you who was named Time Magazines Person
• 21:18
  Speaker 1: and Heroes of the Year. We'll talk about all of
• 21:20
  Speaker 1: these stories at the top of the hour, but right
• 21:22
  Speaker 1: now it's time to ask the bitter man, and what
• 21:27
  Speaker 1: bitter man? You're not gonna get any help out of this.
• 21:31
  Speaker 1: I know you're sitting in there. Maybe you help, not
• 21:35
  Speaker 1: at all, not at all? All. Right, here we go.
• 21:44
  Speaker 1: This one's from Kila in Memphis. Kila writes, I'm about
• 21:49
  Speaker 1: to turn thirty in January, and I still live with
• 21:51
  Speaker 1: my parents because they use me for money. My mother
• 21:54
  Speaker 1: is always faking an injury of some sort, and my
• 21:57
  Speaker 1: daddy lives at the casino and spends all all his
• 22:00
  Speaker 1: money there. Between my mom not being able to work
• 22:04
  Speaker 1: and my dad losing money, I have chipped in over
• 22:06
  Speaker 1: half of my salary for the past three years. I'm
• 22:09
  Speaker 1: ready to move on and get a life, but they
• 22:11
  Speaker 1: make me feel guilty. What should I do? Well, until
• 22:15
  Speaker 1: you move out in the real world, you need to
• 22:17
  Speaker 1: keep giving your parents money. You know what rent is,
• 22:19
  Speaker 1: what light bill is, gas bill, food? You ain't paying
• 22:23
  Speaker 1: none of that. You're just giving your parents a little
• 22:25
  Speaker 1: pocket chain. Shut up, keep paying them. Shut get him
• 22:30
  Speaker 1: go enjoy his life. Shut up, Shut the hell up,
• 22:33
  Speaker 1: and let your dad enjoy his life. Right, you've lit
• 22:37
  Speaker 1: rent free? You know how much rent? In? What city? Is? This?
• 22:40
  Speaker 1: Does it say? What city? Doesn't change? Memphis? Memphis rint
• 22:44
  Speaker 1: highs hell in Memphis high hell or not? We don't
• 22:52
  Speaker 1: know prices. New York rent four thousand dollars of money? Missus?
• 22:57
  Speaker 1: I know? All right, thanks for your help. Better man,
• 23:05
  Speaker 1: all right? What hell exactly? Sharonda in a Virginia beach says,
• 23:11
  Speaker 1: my husband and I are both forty five and have
• 23:14
  Speaker 1: been married for nine years. He's been asking if we
• 23:17
  Speaker 1: could do a threesome ever since we visited a strip
• 23:19
  Speaker 1: club on a recent trip to Vegas. I told him
• 23:23
  Speaker 1: Vegas would have been the place to do it, but
• 23:25
  Speaker 1: he missed the opportunity. He's been pouting and won't stop begging.
• 23:29
  Speaker 1: But I don't want to do it in our own hometown.
• 23:31
  Speaker 1: Should I give in to him? How long does a
• 23:36
  Speaker 1: man have to ask for a threesome? I mean, how
• 23:38
  Speaker 1: long you ask for eggs? You go right in any
• 23:41
  Speaker 1: kitchen and make the damn eage the ash for state,
• 23:44
  Speaker 1: will have steak tomorrow? You ask for baked potato? No
• 23:48
  Speaker 1: problem with threeson? What how long this man? But that's
• 24:00
  Speaker 1: the answer to the baby. I like to have a
• 24:06
  Speaker 1: chocolate cake next week, no problem? Should I make it?
• 24:10
  Speaker 1: But as you so, she's asking why we gotta go somewhere?
• 24:26
  Speaker 1: What's wrong? That's the you know what. That's why people
• 24:29
  Speaker 1: work to enjoy their home. That's why you put up
• 24:32
  Speaker 1: flat screen. That's why you get surround sound, you decorate.
• 24:36
  Speaker 1: Why don't you want to do this in your home?
• 24:37
  Speaker 1: This is what your home is for, to enjoy your home.
• 24:43
  Speaker 1: You get it? What up the hell? Now? She wants
• 24:49
  Speaker 1: to go back to Sin City and sin that's what
• 24:53
  Speaker 1: nobody gonna fly. Alloway, Look the threesomes in the city.
• 24:56
  Speaker 1: Why we gotta fly some damn place out to get
• 24:58
  Speaker 1: another person when they r hit that don't make no
• 25:01
  Speaker 1: damn system and everybody. You can get a quiet threesome.
• 25:06
  Speaker 1: They are people who let me get a quiet threesome.
• 25:12
  Speaker 1: Ply all right. I like a quiet threesome, ply all right.
• 25:20
  Speaker 1: I love it, like in the movie, like in the
• 25:23
  Speaker 1: movie Color. You better not never tell nobody to kill
• 25:26
  Speaker 1: your mama, So all right, moving on because he's not
• 25:31
  Speaker 1: trying to help. Telicia and Nashville says, I'm thirty three
• 25:35
  Speaker 1: years old and I was out with a guy I
• 25:36
  Speaker 1: met online and his ex girlfriend kept calling his phone.
• 25:40
  Speaker 1: It wasn't until he answered her call that I got
• 25:42
  Speaker 1: really irritated. He told her he had moved on and
• 25:45
  Speaker 1: she was going to have to deal with that. Is
• 25:48
  Speaker 1: he handling this correctly or will she continue to be
• 25:50
  Speaker 1: a problem if we end up dating. Man, depend on
• 25:54
  Speaker 1: how good that was, depending on how good that ex
• 25:56
  Speaker 1: girlfriend was. I don't know. You might have problems. You
• 25:59
  Speaker 1: have not up to the standards of the girlfriend. You
• 26:02
  Speaker 1: might have a problem. That's why she's calling because and
• 26:05
  Speaker 1: that's why he answered, because it sake is damn good.
• 26:07
  Speaker 1: He's like, whoa, let me answer this. Who remember at
• 26:14
  Speaker 1: that phone? Okay, she's still carling. Damn you gotta answer
• 26:22
  Speaker 1: a good booty, though, you gotta answer, you gotta answer,
• 26:25
  Speaker 1: good booty. But the proper thing to do, the proper
• 26:30
  Speaker 1: thing to do was to turn your back. Hello, I
• 26:33
  Speaker 1: can't talk right now. Are you turning your back to
• 26:36
  Speaker 1: the still in front of her? Yeah, I am. I'm
• 26:38
  Speaker 1: going all the way with the bid. That's it. I
• 26:44
  Speaker 1: love it, all right, So she will continue to be
• 26:50
  Speaker 1: a problem. Oh yeah, she's gonna be a problem, all right,
• 26:53
  Speaker 1: all right. Uh, moving on to Sugar Pie and Monroe, Louisiana.
• 26:57
  Speaker 1: Sugar Pie says, I've been married for almost fifteen years,
• 27:00
  Speaker 1: and I'm having an affair with an older man that
• 27:03
  Speaker 1: happens to be my father's best friend. My father caught
• 27:06
  Speaker 1: me over to his friend's place last weekend, and I
• 27:08
  Speaker 1: told him I stopped by the check on him because
• 27:10
  Speaker 1: I was in the area. My father called me later
• 27:13
  Speaker 1: that day and asked me what was up. I don't
• 27:15
  Speaker 1: lie to my father, so I've been avoiding him. My
• 27:17
  Speaker 1: father would definitely tell my husband should I confess or not? Now,
• 27:24
  Speaker 1: come on over again. He's not here today, but we
• 27:29
  Speaker 1: will continue this right timey, You don't confess a damn thing.
• 27:33
  Speaker 1: But next time you go over there in your daddy
• 27:35
  Speaker 1: shows up, have some medication in the bag. It don't
• 27:38
  Speaker 1: matter what it is. Just have some sort of save
• 27:40
  Speaker 1: or some peels or something, you know, when you go
• 27:42
  Speaker 1: over there, so that he'll know that you you really
• 27:45
  Speaker 1: checking on him. Go ahead, time, what you got what
• 27:47
  Speaker 1: a name like sugar Pie it's just it's hard to
• 27:51
  Speaker 1: resist who already know you what you got that old man,
• 27:57
  Speaker 1: sugar Pie? You know when her name sugar back, you
• 28:02
  Speaker 1: getting all of one of them checks? Yeah, keeping I
• 28:10
  Speaker 1: didn't had a lot of names, but I ain't never
• 28:12
  Speaker 1: sugar pie, sugar let me, let me just make this
• 28:16
  Speaker 1: outter you good. You got me writing and cursed it
• 28:22
  Speaker 1: up in here. Girl. They don't even do that anymore.
• 28:25
  Speaker 1: They don't do that. No, you ket me right. I
• 28:32
  Speaker 1: do like the name sugar pie I got. I don't.
• 28:34
  Speaker 1: Don't make your daddy's friendship with this guy. No, your
• 28:37
  Speaker 1: daddy needs a friend and homeboy I needs a level.
• 28:41
  Speaker 1: So don't tell her dad. Don't tell her this m
• 28:44
  Speaker 1: time she ever lies to her dad because she says, yeah, yeah, yeah,
• 28:50
  Speaker 1: that's yes, Monroe. Are you glad to your daddy? Your
• 28:54
  Speaker 1: first damn time landing your dad. She doesn't like to
• 28:57
  Speaker 1: her dad. She said that she and bad. Yeah, I'm
• 29:01
  Speaker 1: taking a road trip to mon road out what I'm doing?
• 29:04
  Speaker 1: All right, hey, sugar Pie, All right back, thanks bitter man.
• 29:09
  Speaker 1: Coming up at the top of the hour, entertainment of
• 29:11
  Speaker 1: National News. Right after this, you're listening to the Stave
• 29:15
  Speaker 1: Harvey Morning Show, Megan the Stallion is now Magan the Graduate. Congratulations.
• 29:23
  Speaker 1: Megan the Stallion became Megan the Graduate this weekend as
• 29:27
  Speaker 1: she walked across the stage at Texas Southern University. She
• 29:31
  Speaker 1: received a Bachelor of Science and Healthcare Administration. She shared
• 29:35
  Speaker 1: the experience on social media, saying, I know my parents
• 29:38
  Speaker 1: are looking down on me. So proud. This was her
• 29:41
  Speaker 1: IG post. She also said thank you everyone for the
• 29:44
  Speaker 1: love today. So congratulations to her. Yeah, she was serious
• 29:48
  Speaker 1: about her music and she was serious about her education,
• 29:51
  Speaker 1: So good for her. Wait, let me see you walk,
• 29:55
  Speaker 1: let me see you walk. Yeah, yeah, daddy add Also
• 30:01
  Speaker 1: in fall graduate news, Carlo, you spoke at your alma
• 30:04
  Speaker 1: mater's Prairie Views Fall Penning ceremony, and nephew, Tommy, you
• 30:07
  Speaker 1: and your wife Jackie hosted a gala at your alma mater,
• 30:11
  Speaker 1: Texas and M University. So congratulations to everyone. Yeah. Fall
• 30:16
  Speaker 1: graduate season. Yes, that's what it is. We saw you
• 30:20
  Speaker 1: in your purple dress looking on good Carla, appreciate it.
• 30:31
  Speaker 1: It was nice. It was nice. I had a good
• 30:32
  Speaker 1: time with the senior class of Fall graduates twenty twenty one,
• 30:36
  Speaker 1: and it's it's always good to give back. Always good
• 30:39
  Speaker 1: to get news. I won't be performing at Howard University.
• 30:43
  Speaker 1: You want to get in, I just I'm not. I
• 30:46
  Speaker 1: just wanted it because I didn't want to be left
• 30:48
  Speaker 1: out of every day You're so needy and other trending
• 30:55
  Speaker 1: entertainment news. Well, Carlo, you have today's music news. So
• 30:58
  Speaker 1: go ahead. Well, Junior, this is for you, specifically, check
• 31:02
  Speaker 1: this out. Casey, Joe, Joe, Davante, dat uh oh, and
• 31:08
  Speaker 1: mister Dalvin. They are back. Joe to see has just
• 31:12
  Speaker 1: signed a new management deal. Child. They are back, just
• 31:17
  Speaker 1: like you said, Junior, Now check this out. They have
• 31:20
  Speaker 1: signed with the PE Music Group. Now if that sounds
• 31:24
  Speaker 1: familiar to us, all of us here at the Steve
• 31:26
  Speaker 1: Harvey Morning Show. This PE Music Group is management for
• 31:30
  Speaker 1: Uncle Charlie, Charlie Wilson and Johnny Gill. So you know
• 31:34
  Speaker 1: we all are friends with Michael Perrin, who is the
• 31:37
  Speaker 1: CEO of the P Music Group. Junior, your favorite R
• 31:42
  Speaker 1: and B group is back. The ah they are mad
• 31:45
  Speaker 1: about call it is. They didn't call me, but they
• 31:47
  Speaker 1: will be back though. But why would they call you though?
• 31:51
  Speaker 1: Because I'm one of the original members. He's the fifth member. Oh,
• 31:55
  Speaker 1: you one of the okay, okay, let me hear you
• 31:57
  Speaker 1: sing that you were singing. Oh, I've been watching you
• 32:03
  Speaker 1: that you read alone was trying to give me be
• 32:09
  Speaker 1: so strong, I really kind with so much. I wrote
• 32:20
  Speaker 1: these lyrics and they sang them, and they started, I
• 32:23
  Speaker 1: don't even get my royalties no more. And you're you're
• 32:27
  Speaker 1: a little early, so your little rasp your voice had.
• 32:30
  Speaker 1: It doesn't matter when I wrote it. I signed perfect.
• 32:33
  Speaker 1: When I wrote shirt, I was in the group. I
• 32:35
  Speaker 1: remember when we put the group together. We was in
• 32:37
  Speaker 1: North Carolina. I was there performing. I said, hey, we
• 32:40
  Speaker 1: should start from Yeah, I know, but I was performing
• 32:42
  Speaker 1: in North Carolina. He started man and just to be safe, yeah, yeah,
• 32:49
  Speaker 1: just to be safe. They're gonna perform only on flat
• 32:52
  Speaker 1: services so that you nobody falling. We just got back together, Jay,
• 32:59
  Speaker 1: don't do us like that. Thank you, Carla, and congratulations
• 33:07
  Speaker 1: Junior and Joda. See all right, ladies and Junior and Judy. Jay,
• 33:16
  Speaker 1: it is time for today's headline. Let's go all right,
• 33:19
  Speaker 1: everybody getting ready for the news. It's time for miss
• 33:21
  Speaker 1: and trip. Okay, thanks everybody, This is a trip with
• 33:24
  Speaker 1: the news. Let's shift to Kentucky real quick. National guardsmen
• 33:27
  Speaker 1: have been joined now by hundreds of state employees and
• 33:30
  Speaker 1: rescue workers from not just Kentucky, but from neighboring states,
• 33:33
  Speaker 1: all are working together. They're looking for survivors of Friday's
• 33:37
  Speaker 1: multi tornado disaster, but they're also clearing the roads and
• 33:40
  Speaker 1: making sure that those who have lost their homes, if
• 33:43
  Speaker 1: they're still in the area, that they have food and
• 33:45
  Speaker 1: in someplace to sleep. Governor Andy Basher says at least
• 33:48
  Speaker 1: four twisters roared through his state and that one of
• 33:51
  Speaker 1: the systems dragged along the ground for some two hundred miles,
• 33:55
  Speaker 1: wiping out everything in its path. So Sadley, the governor, says,
• 33:59
  Speaker 1: it could be weak before the final death toll is known,
• 34:01
  Speaker 1: although what is known is that this guy, this tornado,
• 34:05
  Speaker 1: who was a killer. The ace range is five months
• 34:10
  Speaker 1: to eighty six years, and six are younger than eighteen.
• 34:13
  Speaker 1: And you can hear him there. He's choking back tears there.
• 34:15
  Speaker 1: They confirmed death toll is now sixty four, but that
• 34:18
  Speaker 1: number is expected to rise in rather quickly. Several other
• 34:21
  Speaker 1: states in the South and Midwest were also smacked by
• 34:25
  Speaker 1: a bunch of tornadoes this past weekend, and there are
• 34:27
  Speaker 1: also casualties there. In Washington, a House panel investigating the
• 34:31
  Speaker 1: January sixth insurrection says it has no other option than
• 34:34
  Speaker 1: to issue a criminal contempt referral for former White House
• 34:38
  Speaker 1: Chief of Staff Mark Meadows to the full House. The
• 34:41
  Speaker 1: move comes after Meadows abruptly refused to testify before the panel.
• 34:44
  Speaker 1: He's claiming executive privilege. The legislators wanted to question him
• 34:49
  Speaker 1: about the documents he initially turned over to the panel,
• 34:52
  Speaker 1: but has since filed a lawsuit about and also filed
• 34:55
  Speaker 1: a lawsuit against House Speaker Nancy Pelosi to try and
• 34:58
  Speaker 1: block the panel subpoenas about all stuff. Mark Meadows is
• 35:01
  Speaker 1: not the first person from the Trump administration to face
• 35:04
  Speaker 1: contempt charges in connection with January sixth. Former White House
• 35:07
  Speaker 1: Advisor Steve Bannon was also cited for contempt, and he
• 35:10
  Speaker 1: has also since been indicted. The US Supreme Court voted
• 35:13
  Speaker 1: to allow Texas his new abortion law to remain an
• 35:16
  Speaker 1: effect on Friday last Friday while a challenge while is
• 35:19
  Speaker 1: challenged in the courts, but the Texas law bands abortions
• 35:23
  Speaker 1: after six weeks, which for most women don't even know
• 35:25
  Speaker 1: they're pregnant six weeks, and also empowers any average citizen
• 35:28
  Speaker 1: to enforce it. By bringing a civil suit against those
• 35:31
  Speaker 1: inviolation of the new law. But now get this, California
• 35:34
  Speaker 1: Governor Gavin Newsom says he's going to take a page
• 35:36
  Speaker 1: from what they're doing in Texas, but aiming at the
• 35:39
  Speaker 1: gun industry. Governor Newsom says he's pushing for a law
• 35:42
  Speaker 1: in his state aimed at empowering citizens to initiate civil
• 35:46
  Speaker 1: suits against gun manufacturers, gun distributors, and gun sellers. I
• 35:50
  Speaker 1: guess what's good for the goose is good for the gander. Finally,
• 35:52
  Speaker 1: nominations from the seventy ninth Annual Golden Globes announced yesterday.
• 35:55
  Speaker 1: The celebrity making those announcements sometime actor Snoop Dog in
• 35:59
  Speaker 1: a flight being affleck my fault. Stuff A little, just
• 36:04
  Speaker 1: a little they handed out by the way, January nice.
• 36:06
  Speaker 1: Now back to the Steve Harvey Morning Show. You're listening
• 36:09
  Speaker 1: Steve Harvey Morning Show. All right, Tommy come on, introduced
• 36:13
  Speaker 1: the President and CEO of Team Tommy. Please, well, you
• 36:17
  Speaker 1: already know what it is. Ladies and gentlemen, put it on.
• 36:19
  Speaker 1: Buckle up, strap up, do what you've got to do,
• 36:21
  Speaker 1: because we're going deep into the mind the one and
• 36:24
  Speaker 1: only Jay Anthony Brown all right, everybody listening up. It's
• 36:28
  Speaker 1: the holiday bundle hotted than the mofo hot sauce order
• 36:31
  Speaker 1: right now. I can get it to you by Christmas.
• 36:33
  Speaker 1: Please do it. I gotta buy maybe seventy five left bundles. Anyway,
• 36:38
  Speaker 1: He's what I want to talk about today. And we
• 36:40
  Speaker 1: were talking about this early in the beginning of the show.
• 36:42
  Speaker 1: We're talking about Christmas decorations. And I think, Carla, you
• 36:44
  Speaker 1: made the statement that the more you put up, yes,
• 36:48
  Speaker 1: the more you have to take down. That's right. So
• 36:50
  Speaker 1: I cut back. Well, I did some research and I
• 36:52
  Speaker 1: found out that these line blow up decorations are about
• 36:57
  Speaker 1: twenty years old, no more more than that. But they're
• 37:02
  Speaker 1: getting out of hand. They're out of hell, clons. The
• 37:04
  Speaker 1: ridiculousness was only in your house or in your window.
• 37:06
  Speaker 1: You saw it. Now you're driving down the street, you
• 37:08
  Speaker 1: seeing Darth Vader next to a big ass candle and
• 37:13
  Speaker 1: the jack in the box. These things do not go
• 37:16
  Speaker 1: together at all, and and and the reindeer bobbing and down.
• 37:22
  Speaker 1: I don't know what the hell that's about. I don't
• 37:24
  Speaker 1: I have no idea what's going on now. And people
• 37:27
  Speaker 1: who have these LN toys out there look out the
• 37:30
  Speaker 1: window and see how your lon toy is doing. Because
• 37:32
  Speaker 1: if it don't have air in it, it looked like
• 37:35
  Speaker 1: Santa Claus have a hangover. Okay, it looks like here
• 37:38
  Speaker 1: looks like her. So oh, just look out the window
• 37:45
  Speaker 1: and see what Santa Claus is doing. It's ridiculous, man,
• 37:50
  Speaker 1: you sometimes Santa claus head is back like that. Man y, yeah,
• 38:02
  Speaker 1: you got you got one wise man. I mean, come on, people, now,
• 38:05
  Speaker 1: let's give me a theme. And these lights. Get these lights?
• 38:09
  Speaker 1: You really don't give a damn about these lights. You're
• 38:12
  Speaker 1: taking a handful of lights. You're throwing them into bushes
• 38:15
  Speaker 1: and you take your hands back in the house. That's
• 38:17
  Speaker 1: all you're doing. There's no theme at all. You just
• 38:22
  Speaker 1: whop back in the house. Lights on one bush. You
• 38:25
  Speaker 1: got one bush? And why would you buy only two
• 38:30
  Speaker 1: icicles that are working on the left side of the
• 38:32
  Speaker 1: house and nobody can see. Why would you strifights? Just
• 38:39
  Speaker 1: strifling up and let me tell you something. Cotton, it's
• 38:44
  Speaker 1: not snow. Okayno, it's cotton. Okay, cotton. All I gotta say, look,
• 38:57
  Speaker 1: you gotta do better with these crew to decorations. Really
• 39:00
  Speaker 1: have got it to do better. Ve ry Christmas babies.
• 39:10
  Speaker 1: I can't believe every year we say this though, are
• 39:14
  Speaker 1: we ever going to be ready for Christmas? All right?
• 39:17
  Speaker 1: Thank you Jay. Coming up at thirty four minutes after
• 39:20
  Speaker 1: the hour, how to deal with rude relatives during the holidays.
• 39:23
  Speaker 1: We're going to keep that thing going. We'll talk about
• 39:25
  Speaker 1: it right after this. You're listening to the Stave Harvey
• 39:28
  Speaker 1: Morning Show. Question, Guys, is it really a family holiday
• 39:33
  Speaker 1: gathering if some relative doesn't offer an unsolicited comment about
• 39:37
  Speaker 1: your life? Think about it? Okay, many of us have
• 39:40
  Speaker 1: come to expect annoying, rude or insensitive questions or comments
• 39:44
  Speaker 1: from extended family members who don't seem to realize how
• 39:47
  Speaker 1: inappropriate their remarks are. Year after year. We got to
• 39:51
  Speaker 1: deal with this. So when your aunt starts talking, here's
• 39:55
  Speaker 1: how to handle it, or your uncle whoever, according to therapists.
• 40:00
  Speaker 1: And then we'll let the guys give their response of
• 40:02
  Speaker 1: what to say as well. So say, for instance, your
• 40:05
  Speaker 1: honor uncle comes up to you and says, looks like
• 40:08
  Speaker 1: you've put on some weight. Your response, according to the therapist,
• 40:11
  Speaker 1: should be I'm happy and thank you for noticing. All right, guys, No, no,
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  Speaker 1: what's the response? What should they say, I ain't no
• 40:21
  Speaker 1: bigger than your answering. Yeah, you started with stay it again,
• 40:32
  Speaker 1: I have no bigger than your answer. Look, look like
• 40:37
  Speaker 1: you put on something, all right, Look like I'm still behind.
• 40:49
  Speaker 1: I'm still behind. Or you know you're gonna cut off
• 40:53
  Speaker 1: that other foot for that sugar, all right. So this
• 40:58
  Speaker 1: is when you when you have hot holiday gatherings at
• 41:01
  Speaker 1: your house and you have aunts or uncles or just
• 41:03
  Speaker 1: someone who comes up, and they always say, year after
• 41:06
  Speaker 1: year inappropriate comments. For instance, uh, they might say to you,
• 41:10
  Speaker 1: have you lost weight? Oh? You look so skinny. Your response,
• 41:15
  Speaker 1: according to therapists, should be I'm not interested in discussing
• 41:19
  Speaker 1: my appearance. Okay do you think? Guys? No, look I
• 41:23
  Speaker 1: might have lost it, but looked like you found it,
• 41:27
  Speaker 1: were so? Patty added another chin. Since last time I
• 41:35
  Speaker 1: saw you this, that's good, Jake. I got to say, though,
• 41:41
  Speaker 1: what what Junior? I don't do coquaine? That shut the
• 41:50
  Speaker 1: dinner down, right, shut it down? Time I listened. I
• 41:56
  Speaker 1: don't do cocaine, all right. So you every year we
• 42:00
  Speaker 1: have family gatherings, you know, and everything. People come over
• 42:04
  Speaker 1: and there's always someone that says something crazy to you.
• 42:07
  Speaker 1: So someone comes up to you and says you're not
• 42:11
  Speaker 1: drinking anymore. All right. Your response, according to the therapist,
• 42:15
  Speaker 1: should be I have fun just being myself. What should
• 42:20
  Speaker 1: you say? Yeah, I go, I drink out the U league.
• 42:27
  Speaker 1: I got to keep my eye on you. I love it, Tommy,
• 42:31
  Speaker 1: I love it. I've never seen you sober. This is
• 42:37
  Speaker 1: a different look. But you got junior, Um, I don't
• 42:47
  Speaker 1: drink ian j soAnd that's why I'm not drinking. I
• 42:57
  Speaker 1: would all right, all right? So you know everybody's single
• 43:02
  Speaker 1: has heard this from time to time during the holidays
• 43:05
  Speaker 1: when relatives come over. Uh, so, when are you going
• 43:08
  Speaker 1: to settle down and get married? When you when do
• 43:10
  Speaker 1: you settle down? Your response should be I don't want
• 43:14
  Speaker 1: to talk about my love life. That's according to the therapists.
• 43:16
  Speaker 1: And what do you guys say? No, oom, I got
• 43:20
  Speaker 1: step mate, women, I'm doing right now. I don't really
• 43:22
  Speaker 1: see no time soon, So no, I'm what your response? Yeah?
• 43:27
  Speaker 1: And foe up here tonight at the tennis. So now, man, really,
• 43:32
  Speaker 1: I've been married three times. Really seriously, come on now, Junior,
• 43:38
  Speaker 1: what you got? Oh? You you try to hold a
• 43:42
  Speaker 1: player down? All right? Last one, guys, you still haven't
• 43:49
  Speaker 1: found a job. Yet your your response should be the
• 43:52
  Speaker 1: only job I have tonight to whoop your behind in
• 43:56
  Speaker 1: this game of spade. No job, I just ain't let
• 44:02
  Speaker 1: it looking how now get a job when you still
• 44:07
  Speaker 1: owe me money? All right, guys, thank you, now you're
• 44:14
  Speaker 1: not to shut it down Friday this year dinner coming
• 44:19
  Speaker 1: up the nephew with today's prank phone call. Right after this,
• 44:22
  Speaker 1: you're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show. Coming up
• 44:26
  Speaker 1: at the top of the hour. Right about four minutes after.
• 44:29
  Speaker 1: It's my strawberry letter for today, the subject my husband
• 44:33
  Speaker 1: is scarred to come home. All right, we'll get into
• 44:38
  Speaker 1: that just a bit. Husband to come home he ought
• 44:44
  Speaker 1: to be. But right now the nephew is here with
• 44:47
  Speaker 1: today's prank phone call. What you got for us? Naught?
• 44:50
  Speaker 1: This right here? This this old school right here, This
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  Speaker 1: is VENTI okay, oh, because we don't really do this,
• 44:56
  Speaker 1: no mode. But this is old school. This is divorce. Bye, facts,
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  Speaker 1: we're less. How you fact somebody some fay let thing
• 45:04
  Speaker 1: you did that? Yeah, well, some somewhere in our garage,
• 45:11
  Speaker 1: y'all still got that old fax machine with the card
• 45:14
  Speaker 1: wrapped around it. You still I got it? This right
• 45:17
  Speaker 1: here has been this. This is the voice by facts,
• 45:21
  Speaker 1: by facts. Let's go cat though. So it was the frogman.
• 45:25
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna help you. I'm trying to reach mister Curby.
• 45:28
  Speaker 1: How are you? I'm good? How are you good? Listen?
• 45:30
  Speaker 1: My name is Casey. I've come by a couple of times,
• 45:33
  Speaker 1: but I haven't been able to actually when I come
• 45:34
  Speaker 1: to the office, you get you out on doing sales,
• 45:36
  Speaker 1: and I've not been able to get into contact with
• 45:38
  Speaker 1: you when I come by. Are you near a fax
• 45:40
  Speaker 1: machine right now? Sir? Yeah, I have one right here
• 45:42
  Speaker 1: in my office because you'm with this super chane and
• 45:44
  Speaker 1: do Actually, I got a little bit of business that
• 45:46
  Speaker 1: I need you to take a look at. If you
• 45:47
  Speaker 1: don't mind something that you might be able to help
• 45:49
  Speaker 1: me out on. Can can I get your fax number? Yeah?
• 45:52
  Speaker 1: No problem? So hang on a second. Okay, hey, Jim,
• 45:56
  Speaker 1: put it down, man, weren't here? That's the one? Okay,
• 46:01
  Speaker 1: give it one second, Hey, go ahead, I'm closed to
• 46:04
  Speaker 1: do it the office by cooking. No problem, all right.
• 46:10
  Speaker 1: It ought to be coming through by now, Yeah, I
• 46:12
  Speaker 1: see it coming out. Ain't closing volume? Man? All right?
• 46:19
  Speaker 1: Hey hold over? Is this you got it? Yeah? I
• 46:23
  Speaker 1: got it? Man hold look and even the fresh couples. Man, sir,
• 46:27
  Speaker 1: this is what I've been trying to come by your
• 46:29
  Speaker 1: office and actually give you for the last four or
• 46:31
  Speaker 1: five times I've been looking. I've been trying to get
• 46:33
  Speaker 1: to you for months as as no other way I
• 46:39
  Speaker 1: could have gotten gotten them to you. I've been trying
• 46:41
  Speaker 1: to get them please you for the last like I said,
• 46:43
  Speaker 1: two months, and I haven't been able to get in
• 46:44
  Speaker 1: contact with you too much much well, I mean, actually, sir,
• 46:57
  Speaker 1: h she can't do anything until you actually have the
• 46:59
  Speaker 1: paper show. Like I said, it's been two months since
• 47:01
  Speaker 1: I've been trying to actually get them too that I'm
• 47:05
  Speaker 1: calling look at that too, month, sir, sir. Actually, right
• 47:08
  Speaker 1: now you are not permitted to give her a phone call.
• 47:11
  Speaker 1: And within the next twenty four hours you need to
• 47:13
  Speaker 1: actually have all of your things out of the house
• 47:16
  Speaker 1: and you need to actually they take your print. I
• 47:19
  Speaker 1: didn't go with you, didn't give everything about my house.
• 47:22
  Speaker 1: I m hell, you see me every day every night
• 47:27
  Speaker 1: or two men and they said, sir, hey man, listen,
• 47:33
  Speaker 1: I'm a good man. She got to the first three.
• 47:37
  Speaker 1: I'm a game dance who did curvy curby Curby to me. Man, listen,
• 47:45
  Speaker 1: I've been there, man, and I feel you. Brother, I
• 47:47
  Speaker 1: do I understand what you're going through. Man, Come when
• 47:52
  Speaker 1: she come buy office? Man, I mean it was it
• 47:55
  Speaker 1: was two months ago when she first came by the office.
• 47:57
  Speaker 1: And you know, like I said, I actually worked for
• 47:59
  Speaker 1: the law firm that that gives me the papers to
• 48:01
  Speaker 1: sit to take out to uh tore you go man
• 48:05
  Speaker 1: taking the papers. So, like I said, there was no
• 48:09
  Speaker 1: way I could get them to I've been trying to
• 48:10
  Speaker 1: get them to you over two months. So I figured
• 48:12
  Speaker 1: the only best thing to do for me to like
• 48:14
  Speaker 1: fax him to you two months ago to tell me
• 48:18
  Speaker 1: she went the time for the person from it when
• 48:19
  Speaker 1: when they came by, when they came by the first time,
• 48:22
  Speaker 1: all I who in the lady? H don't you quiet
• 48:29
  Speaker 1: now that Hey, hey, mister Kirby, look man, I got
• 48:35
  Speaker 1: don't you do this to me? Man? Just this after
• 48:38
  Speaker 1: what could all if you worry about your job, you
• 48:40
  Speaker 1: ain't got to worry about you do this consition? You
• 48:42
  Speaker 1: know why I feel the man? Okay, I mean I
• 48:45
  Speaker 1: know what it's like. Man. I almost lost my mind,
• 48:47
  Speaker 1: you know, but hey, man, I can't I can't subcause
• 48:49
  Speaker 1: I'm a good feel. I ain't remember the filips man
• 48:55
  Speaker 1: all right, and the first papers take everybody could have
• 48:59
  Speaker 1: got got a secretary this after me, she said. She
• 49:03
  Speaker 1: a doctor. Okay, okay, and I and I Man, I
• 49:08
  Speaker 1: understand I may have had a bad judgment on factional
• 49:12
  Speaker 1: you know, but that's why I called and made sure
• 49:14
  Speaker 1: you was there. And I was talking to you on
• 49:16
  Speaker 1: the phone while they was coming. I wanted to make
• 49:17
  Speaker 1: sure you got them. You know what I'm saying. We'll
• 49:19
  Speaker 1: congratulating relations right till we can see it, but always,
• 49:27
  Speaker 1: And mister Kirby, I ain't supposed to do nothing like this,
• 49:29
  Speaker 1: and I lose my job behind this kind of stuff. Man,
• 49:31
  Speaker 1: I mean, I feel where you're coming from. Man, I
• 49:34
  Speaker 1: feel where you're coming. You don't start speaking right well
• 49:38
  Speaker 1: in she watched in that riot. Man looked off the record,
• 49:42
  Speaker 1: mister Kirby, Okay, I feel is off the record. Off
• 49:45
  Speaker 1: the record, man, she came in. All I know this
• 49:48
  Speaker 1: guy is his name was Connors. I think his name
• 49:53
  Speaker 1: was connors Co. I mean a light skinned, tall guy.
• 49:59
  Speaker 1: Ball head got my kind is your boss? Ain't man?
• 50:09
  Speaker 1: You don't like you don't drop it right down? Hold on,
• 50:13
  Speaker 1: hold on, hey, hold on, man, look here, listen to
• 50:16
  Speaker 1: the masten, listen, listen. Tell me, man, maybe I see
• 50:19
  Speaker 1: there here was maybe just gave a ride over there
• 50:22
  Speaker 1: on something. I mean, it ain't it ain't that you.
• 50:25
  Speaker 1: It might not, that might not be what it is, man,
• 50:27
  Speaker 1: that's my I'm holding hold on, wait and wait do
• 50:32
  Speaker 1: wait a minute. Man, you don't even know that. Man,
• 50:34
  Speaker 1: you don't. He's just the person that can't. I don't
• 50:37
  Speaker 1: love you over the text machine. Okay, Look, look man,
• 50:43
  Speaker 1: if you go, I might well gonna tell you everything.
• 50:45
  Speaker 1: If you're gonna go up there, hold on, tell me everything,
• 50:49
  Speaker 1: you tell me my life, anybody. I just got one
• 50:54
  Speaker 1: more thing, and I'm just gonna gonna get off the
• 50:56
  Speaker 1: phone because I see I can't even stop you now
• 50:59
  Speaker 1: got said. I'm gonna tell you you're ready. I heard him. Man,
• 51:03
  Speaker 1: this is nephew Tommy from the Steve Harvey Morning Show.
• 51:06
  Speaker 1: You just got pranked by your wife. I look here, boy, man,
• 51:24
  Speaker 1: oh god, you are right. Man. You got to go
• 51:27
  Speaker 1: against the long working about when you little thing I
• 51:33
  Speaker 1: don't work for. Hey, man, I gotta ask you, man,
• 51:37
  Speaker 1: one more thing, buddy, what is the baddest I'm talking
• 51:40
  Speaker 1: about the baddest radio show in the land, Steve Harvey
• 51:44
  Speaker 1: Morning Show. Maybe I'm gonna gonna text you off. That's
• 51:51
  Speaker 1: a good pan, that's a good and that relationship is
• 51:55
  Speaker 1: not gonna last. The fact that she did that, you know,
• 52:02
  Speaker 1: everybody ever expert, I know that was a low blow.
• 52:16
  Speaker 1: That was low that was that's how you do it.
• 52:19
  Speaker 1: Facts over the paper work. Yeah, you did it right.
• 52:21
  Speaker 1: I mean you did it right, he said back over
• 52:24
  Speaker 1: the paperwork. Stupid right then, man, Hey, but you couldn't.
• 52:31
  Speaker 1: I couldn't let him get off their phone. Phone. Can't
• 52:34
  Speaker 1: let him get off the phone. He gonna whop somebody
• 52:36
  Speaker 1: behind him. I let him get off. Hold on, you
• 52:41
  Speaker 1: go up there, you go whoop behind Let me let
• 52:44
  Speaker 1: me in this now get right. In New Year's Comedy,
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• 53:25
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  Speaker 1: a minute, babe. It's gonna end the year and start
• 53:30
  Speaker 1: the year. That's how you do stupid. You end it
• 53:32
  Speaker 1: with stupid, start the new one with stupid. Congratulations, thank you.
• 53:36
  Speaker 1: Coming up next, it is the Strawberry Letter. Subject my
• 53:39
  Speaker 1: husband is scared to come home. We'll get into that
• 53:43
  Speaker 1: right after this. You're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show.
• 53:49
  Speaker 1: Time now for today's Strawberry Letter. And if you need
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  Speaker 1: it could be yours. It could be your letter. You
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  Speaker 1: it for you here. It is Gaul berry letta thank you,
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  Speaker 1: nephew subject my husband is scared to come home. Dear
• 54:20
  Speaker 1: Stephen Shirley. I've been married for the past six years
• 54:23
  Speaker 1: to a man that my older sister introduced me to.
• 54:26
  Speaker 1: They met at work and she told me he wasn't
• 54:29
  Speaker 1: her type. We dated for two years and he asked
• 54:32
  Speaker 1: me to marry him, and he promised me the world.
• 54:35
  Speaker 1: We had a small wedding and we went on a
• 54:38
  Speaker 1: cruise for a honeymoon, and he insisted that my sister
• 54:42
  Speaker 1: go with us. She was supposed to bring the guy
• 54:44
  Speaker 1: she was dating, but he couldn't go at the last minute.
• 54:48
  Speaker 1: We had a suite on the ship, and my sister
• 54:50
  Speaker 1: stayed in the guest room of our suite. This was
• 54:53
  Speaker 1: a bit uncomfortable for me because I wanted to be
• 54:55
  Speaker 1: alone with my man. There are early risers, a very
• 54:59
  Speaker 1: early ris so I would get up and they would
• 55:02
  Speaker 1: already have been up, had their coffee, and would be
• 55:05
  Speaker 1: sitting outside chatting. I was very jealous of his relationship
• 55:09
  Speaker 1: with my sister. I told her to give my husband
• 55:12
  Speaker 1: some space, and she said she would, but she didn't
• 55:15
  Speaker 1: stop hanging out with him. She just started hiding it
• 55:18
  Speaker 1: from me. I went to her office a few days ago,
• 55:21
  Speaker 1: and my husband's fedora was on a chair in her office.
• 55:25
  Speaker 1: She said he let her wear it when they went
• 55:28
  Speaker 1: out for drinks and it started raining. I had no
• 55:31
  Speaker 1: idea they went out, and she said, it's nothing to
• 55:34
  Speaker 1: report because it's like going out with one of the boys.
• 55:37
  Speaker 1: Then she said she doesn't need my permission to hang
• 55:41
  Speaker 1: out with my husband. I walked over to my husband's
• 55:44
  Speaker 1: desk and told him I needed to talk to him
• 55:47
  Speaker 1: about my sister. He said, we talked when he came home.
• 55:51
  Speaker 1: That was four days ago. He has not been home
• 55:54
  Speaker 1: since that day. He staying with his brother, and when
• 55:58
  Speaker 1: I call, he gets off the own saying that he
• 56:01
  Speaker 1: doesn't want to argue. I think he realized that he
• 56:04
  Speaker 1: married the wrong sister. Why else is he scared to
• 56:06
  Speaker 1: come home? Is he romantically involved in my sister? With
• 56:11
  Speaker 1: my sister and my sister, you already know the answer
• 56:15
  Speaker 1: to that. You already know, Yeah, both, you already know
• 56:19
  Speaker 1: the answer to that. I mean, the whole letter says it.
• 56:22
  Speaker 1: The whole letter says it. Yes, he's involved with your sister.
• 56:26
  Speaker 1: So much for your husband not being her type. Un
• 56:28
  Speaker 1: she said that early on to throw you off, I guess,
• 56:31
  Speaker 1: but I just don't understand why you've stood by this
• 56:34
  Speaker 1: long and let this happen. They she went on your
• 56:38
  Speaker 1: honeymoon cruise with you. No, she stayed in your cabin
• 56:43
  Speaker 1: with you, and you're sweet with you. No. I mean
• 56:46
  Speaker 1: those two just should have gotten married. They should have
• 56:48
  Speaker 1: just gone ahead and got married and just left you alone. Okay,
• 56:52
  Speaker 1: I just wouldn't want her stink behind for my sister.
• 56:55
  Speaker 1: She's dead wrong for this, you know it. And your
• 56:57
  Speaker 1: husband is dead wrong too. I think the two of
• 57:00
  Speaker 1: them deserve each other. Your husband's ridiculous running off to
• 57:03
  Speaker 1: his brother's house not talking to you. I mean, just
• 57:06
  Speaker 1: a punk, because I mean, come on, he knows he's
• 57:09
  Speaker 1: wrong and he won't be man enough to even talk
• 57:12
  Speaker 1: to you. He doesn't deserve you. I say, let him
• 57:15
  Speaker 1: go and do it now. Just let him go. Let
• 57:17
  Speaker 1: them have each other. This this is crazy, fight for
• 57:20
  Speaker 1: your marriage. You don't have a marriage here, so let's
• 57:23
  Speaker 1: let him go. He has him at home, he's running. No,
• 57:26
  Speaker 1: they're they're secretly cheating behind your back. This is crazy.
• 57:30
  Speaker 1: She doesn't have to tell you because it's just like
• 57:32
  Speaker 1: hanging out with one of the boys. Well, if it's
• 57:34
  Speaker 1: just like hanging out with one of the boys. Why
• 57:36
  Speaker 1: can't she tell you? Yeah, they're sleeping together. Jay. Oh
• 57:41
  Speaker 1: my god. These people in these letters, why do they
• 57:44
  Speaker 1: write it? Just is so simple? It's right there? Are
• 57:51
  Speaker 1: you just seated? The man said, Sirley, could you read
• 57:57
  Speaker 1: that part? Find that part in the letter when he
• 57:59
  Speaker 1: said we will talk about this when could you read?
• 58:02
  Speaker 1: Just read that again? He said, we talk when he
• 58:06
  Speaker 1: came home. He ain't home yet four days. Why are you?
• 58:11
  Speaker 1: Why are you hassling the man? He home? He said
• 58:15
  Speaker 1: he would talk about it. He's building up what he
• 58:18
  Speaker 1: has to say to you. He needs some time to
• 58:20
  Speaker 1: get in stuff together. Read it again, Sherley, What did
• 58:23
  Speaker 1: he said? He said, what, okay, I'm gonna read it.
• 58:28
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna read it. A line before that, I walked
• 58:30
  Speaker 1: out every husband's desk and told him I needed to
• 58:33
  Speaker 1: talk to him about my sister. He said, we talked
• 58:37
  Speaker 1: when he came home. That was four days ago and
• 58:40
  Speaker 1: he's not been home. Oh, it doesn't matter in four
• 58:42
  Speaker 1: forty four days, fifty five days? Who gives it that?
• 58:45
  Speaker 1: He said, we would talk about this when I get
• 58:49
  Speaker 1: a home. Why are you calling me? I'm not at home.
• 58:54
  Speaker 1: I'm uncomfortable talking about this at my brother's house. I'm
• 58:57
  Speaker 1: gonna put my business in the street. We will discuss
• 59:00
  Speaker 1: is when i'm home. I'm not at home. I gotta go,
• 59:07
  Speaker 1: he said. We talked when he came home home. Yeah, yeah, yes,
• 59:14
  Speaker 1: so stupid. It's not damn let it go go ahead,
• 59:20
  Speaker 1: Timmy can't believe our culture an expert earlier, Listen to me,
• 59:27
  Speaker 1: young lady. Wherever a man lays his hat, it's where
• 59:32
  Speaker 1: he lays everything else. Okay, wherever he lays his hat
• 59:39
  Speaker 1: is where he lays everything else. Okay. Now what you
• 59:43
  Speaker 1: got to understand. Your husband won'ts and has probably already
• 59:49
  Speaker 1: had your sister. Do you know why he put Do
• 59:53
  Speaker 1: you know why she was in the suite with y'all
• 59:56
  Speaker 1: so she could hear him? Yes, so when the love
• 1:00:00
  Speaker 1: of making gets going, guess what she's curious? Now, Yeah,
• 1:00:03
  Speaker 1: she can feel it. She won't it. It's there. It's
• 1:00:06
  Speaker 1: a desire. You got to understand that, baby, all right,
• 1:00:09
  Speaker 1: He talks to her, he drinks with her. You don't
• 1:00:12
  Speaker 1: know what having foldy started drinking coffee on that shield.
• 1:00:14
  Speaker 1: They was getting it info they had that coffee. Coffee
• 1:00:17
  Speaker 1: is always afterwards. You do know that, don't get it
• 1:00:22
  Speaker 1: in first. Everything he does is for the sister, it's
• 1:00:27
  Speaker 1: not for you. Just hang on. We'll be back with
• 1:00:32
  Speaker 1: part two of the Strawberry letter, the subject my husband
• 1:00:35
  Speaker 1: is scared to come home? Coming back at twenty three
• 1:00:37
  Speaker 1: minutes after the hour. Right after this you're listening show,
• 1:00:44
  Speaker 1: All right, we're gonna recap today's Strawberry letter, subject my
• 1:00:48
  Speaker 1: husband is scared to come home? All right. This is
• 1:00:51
  Speaker 1: by a woman who's been married for the past six
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  Speaker 1: years to a man that her older sister introduced her to.
• 1:00:57
  Speaker 1: Now her older sister and this man worked together. Why
• 1:01:00
  Speaker 1: didn't the older sister get with this man because the
• 1:01:02
  Speaker 1: older sister said this man is not her type. So
• 1:01:06
  Speaker 1: the man married the younger sister. They've been married for
• 1:01:09
  Speaker 1: six years. Like I said, they dated for two then
• 1:01:11
  Speaker 1: he popped the question and told her he was gonna
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  Speaker 1: give her the world. They went on a honeymoon on
• 1:01:16
  Speaker 1: a cruise. Guess what, This older sister was there right
• 1:01:20
  Speaker 1: in the suite with them. I mean, you know, they
• 1:01:23
  Speaker 1: wake up, have their coffee, go out together, they do
• 1:01:26
  Speaker 1: everything together. The lady that wrote the letter is very
• 1:01:29
  Speaker 1: uncomfortable with this, but she hasn't said anything so far.
• 1:01:32
  Speaker 1: When she did say something, her older sister says she
• 1:01:36
  Speaker 1: didn't need her permission because it's just like going out
• 1:01:38
  Speaker 1: with one of the guys. And she said there was
• 1:01:41
  Speaker 1: nothing to report. Okay. So then the wife went up
• 1:01:44
  Speaker 1: to the husband's job, to their job and said told
• 1:01:47
  Speaker 1: the husband that she needed to talk to him, and
• 1:01:50
  Speaker 1: he said they would talk when he got home. Well,
• 1:01:53
  Speaker 1: she hasn't seen him in four days. He hasn't been home.
• 1:01:55
  Speaker 1: Jay so eloquently pointed that out about a million times.
• 1:02:00
  Speaker 1: So he's staying with his brother, and he doesn't like
• 1:02:03
  Speaker 1: to talk to his wife anymore. He just gets off
• 1:02:05
  Speaker 1: the phone. So this is a mistake. And the woman
• 1:02:08
  Speaker 1: is calling, I mean, is writing asking us do we
• 1:02:11
  Speaker 1: think that her husband is romantically involved with his sister.
• 1:02:16
  Speaker 1: All right, Tommy, you wanted to finish your response. All
• 1:02:18
  Speaker 1: I want to finish up is let's go to the
• 1:02:20
  Speaker 1: Book of Temptations. It says Papa was a rolling stone.
• 1:02:27
  Speaker 1: And then what he said Papa was a rolling stone?
• 1:02:31
  Speaker 1: What is the next version next? Versus what wherever he
• 1:02:35
  Speaker 1: laid his hat? What hit home? Now you go back
• 1:02:40
  Speaker 1: to the letter where was the hat? Go back the
• 1:02:43
  Speaker 1: hat was in the office, okay, on the check where
• 1:02:48
  Speaker 1: he laid his head. What his home? He has made
• 1:02:53
  Speaker 1: a home with your sister. Do you understand that Papa
• 1:02:58
  Speaker 1: was a rolling stone. Where he laid his high was
• 1:03:02
  Speaker 1: his home. So he has a home with you, and
• 1:03:04
  Speaker 1: he has a home with your sister as well as
• 1:03:07
  Speaker 1: a home with his brother. And right now he's trying
• 1:03:11
  Speaker 1: to decide where he's gonna make his final home. Junior,
• 1:03:15
  Speaker 1: if your hood yes out, Yeah, my husband is scared
• 1:03:21
  Speaker 1: to come home. Yes. Let me let me say this
• 1:03:23
  Speaker 1: about this letter because this video. I don't know why
• 1:03:25
  Speaker 1: you wrote us this time. You know the answers to
• 1:03:28
  Speaker 1: everything going on. All I know is I'm not married,
• 1:03:32
  Speaker 1: nor have I been married. I don't know that, but
• 1:03:35
  Speaker 1: from relationship sperience, I know this. You can't keep having
• 1:03:39
  Speaker 1: one name keep coming up. I know that, O. I
• 1:03:44
  Speaker 1: know that. Did you keep saying I know sisters in
• 1:03:46
  Speaker 1: this letter? Nine times I counted that sister, sister, sister.
• 1:03:50
  Speaker 1: Then you say your husband, sister, sister, sister husband, sisters.
• 1:03:55
  Speaker 1: See right there, I know them too, are talking to
• 1:03:57
  Speaker 1: each other. I know that. That's what I do know.
• 1:04:00
  Speaker 1: I don't can't be laid a hat on the chair.
• 1:04:02
  Speaker 1: I know you can't go the honeymoon. Sweet, I ain't
• 1:04:05
  Speaker 1: never been on a honeymoon. I ain't never been mad.
• 1:04:07
  Speaker 1: But I know you ain't fo be three people in there.
• 1:04:09
  Speaker 1: I know that. That's what I do. Know. Yeah, I
• 1:04:14
  Speaker 1: know that's a show. But your sisters name keep coming up.
• 1:04:17
  Speaker 1: All I know is this. If you want to figure
• 1:04:19
  Speaker 1: out why your hub won't come home, I would just
• 1:04:21
  Speaker 1: look at sisters. When he when he said he was
• 1:04:23
  Speaker 1: at his brother's house, he wasn't. Now he called from
• 1:04:26
  Speaker 1: your sister house, just going over there, carside that I
• 1:04:35
  Speaker 1: don't know. One name can't keep coming up by two people.
• 1:04:38
  Speaker 1: I know that I've been there the same name. No,
• 1:04:44
  Speaker 1: that's that's that's very true, Tunior. Yeah, so here's a
• 1:04:47
  Speaker 1: question for you guys. Why didn't the sister just marry
• 1:04:51
  Speaker 1: the man anyway? The older sister, why didn't she just
• 1:04:54
  Speaker 1: hear him? She said he was he didn't know he
• 1:04:56
  Speaker 1: liked her that much when they finished mat Yeah, he
• 1:04:59
  Speaker 1: had just the sisters said. And the thing about the hat, Tommy,
• 1:05:08
  Speaker 1: you don't always take your hat off sometimes you might
• 1:05:11
  Speaker 1: want on. What I mean, I've worked with a hat
• 1:05:15
  Speaker 1: on yeah, working with oh yeah, Oh yeah, I don't
• 1:05:20
  Speaker 1: had it on back with sideway cock to the side.
• 1:05:25
  Speaker 1: I don't want hat. Yeah, if we never came gets
• 1:05:28
  Speaker 1: it gets in the way. So you gotta get some
• 1:05:31
  Speaker 1: real and if it get and if it get better,
• 1:05:36
  Speaker 1: if it get better, you can put the hat on.
• 1:05:38
  Speaker 1: Huh you know what I'm Yeah, well you wear hat now.
• 1:05:48
  Speaker 1: It's like a coffee table just says your hat right there. Yeah,
• 1:05:57
  Speaker 1: she allowed her sister to comment and stay in their honeymoon.
• 1:06:01
  Speaker 1: Why come on? Okay, here's the other question. Does the
• 1:06:10
  Speaker 1: older sister remember she They were all planned to go
• 1:06:13
  Speaker 1: on the honeymoon together, but her, the older sister's date,
• 1:06:16
  Speaker 1: backed out at the last minute. Does she ever have
• 1:06:18
  Speaker 1: a date in the first place? I don't know. Listen
• 1:06:20
  Speaker 1: to him, I don't know. Once you here, once you
• 1:06:24
  Speaker 1: hear somebody having six, you want to be a part
• 1:06:28
  Speaker 1: of it. I don't know what it is when you
• 1:06:30
  Speaker 1: hear it and you just physically hear how to get
• 1:06:33
  Speaker 1: in the room. You want to be a part of it.
• 1:06:36
  Speaker 1: You know, I want to get in there? How can
• 1:06:38
  Speaker 1: I get it? I want to I want to sound
• 1:06:40
  Speaker 1: like that. How can I get in there? All right,
• 1:06:43
  Speaker 1: we get it, We get it. Uh poster comments on
• 1:06:48
  Speaker 1: Today's Strawberry Letter and Steve Harvey FM on Instagram and Facebook.
• 1:06:51
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• 1:06:54
  Speaker 1: up in forty six minutes are here in Sports Talk
• 1:06:57
  Speaker 1: right after you're listening. All right, it is that time.
• 1:07:04
  Speaker 1: It is time for Sports Talk with Junior. What you
• 1:07:06
  Speaker 1: got Junior? All right, Stralie. Before we get to the
• 1:07:09
  Speaker 1: scores from this past weekend, I want to send um
• 1:07:12
  Speaker 1: uh my condoces out to the Mayor's Thomas family. Uh.
• 1:07:15
  Speaker 1: He passed from a seizure in his home here in Atlanta,
• 1:07:20
  Speaker 1: right outside of Atlanta. Um Man, he was. He played
• 1:07:23
  Speaker 1: nine years in the league. Man. He played with the
• 1:07:25
  Speaker 1: Denver Broncos, but he's most known for the number eighty
• 1:07:27
  Speaker 1: eight the mayors. Thomas played one year in New York
• 1:07:30
  Speaker 1: for the Jets, and he played one year for the
• 1:07:31
  Speaker 1: Texas Man and uh, really talented guy played at Georgia Tech.
• 1:07:35
  Speaker 1: And I just want to send the cadozes out to
• 1:07:37
  Speaker 1: his family. Man. We're gonna miss him, number eight eight
• 1:07:39
  Speaker 1: De mayors Thomas. Man, appreciate your brother. Thank you for
• 1:07:41
  Speaker 1: all the work you did, and he did it the
• 1:07:43
  Speaker 1: right way. He was not a bad guy as he
• 1:07:45
  Speaker 1: did the right You know what, Junior, I see so
• 1:07:47
  Speaker 1: many football players saying that Peyton Manning. Everybody just talking
• 1:07:50
  Speaker 1: about how such a good guy he was. Yeah, won
• 1:07:54
  Speaker 1: the Super Bowl with the Broncos with Peyton Manning. Yeah. Man,
• 1:07:58
  Speaker 1: so those out to his family. But let's get some
• 1:08:00
  Speaker 1: of these scores. Man over the weekend Week fourteen at
• 1:08:02
  Speaker 1: the NFL. All right, I don't know why I did it,
• 1:08:05
  Speaker 1: but the Browns actually beat the Ravens. They went up
• 1:08:07
  Speaker 1: twenty two, and he bet against his old team. They
• 1:08:13
  Speaker 1: actually wore brown twenty four, twenty two over the Ravens.
• 1:08:16
  Speaker 1: All right, the Titans, he did this too. The Titans
• 1:08:19
  Speaker 1: beat the Jaguars twenty to nothing. The Chiefs beat the
• 1:08:23
  Speaker 1: Raiders forty eight to nine. Here we go, Saints. Let's
• 1:08:26
  Speaker 1: go Saints Nation thirty to nine over the Jets. See that.
• 1:08:31
  Speaker 1: Wait a minute, he's another pig cos. I don't know
• 1:08:33
  Speaker 1: why he does it to himself. The Falcons beat the Panthers,
• 1:08:36
  Speaker 1: Oh my god, twenty one. What is he doing? He
• 1:08:40
  Speaker 1: didn't get this one right though. The Seahawks beat the
• 1:08:42
  Speaker 1: Texas as expected, thirty three to thirteen. He was at
• 1:08:45
  Speaker 1: the game, timing. I called I called Timmy and then
• 1:08:48
  Speaker 1: he was I'm at the game. Why at the game.
• 1:08:52
  Speaker 1: Why was it a struggle? Timmy? Were you struggling at
• 1:08:55
  Speaker 1: the game? Do you know what? As long as they
• 1:08:57
  Speaker 1: got ice cream, hot dogs, cotton, candy, good man and man,
• 1:09:02
  Speaker 1: that's about the state you can do. Because it's got
• 1:09:05
  Speaker 1: to be hard sitting that stadium though, watching the Texas
• 1:09:08
  Speaker 1: lose that whole all right, here we go. We got
• 1:09:10
  Speaker 1: the Broncos over the Lions thirty eight to ten. The
• 1:09:14
  Speaker 1: Chargers beat the Giants thirty seven to twenty one, and
• 1:09:17
  Speaker 1: we got the forty niners over the Bengals. That's a
• 1:09:20
  Speaker 1: shock of twenty six to twenty three. The Buccaneers beat
• 1:09:24
  Speaker 1: the Bills. I don't know why, Steven over thirty three
• 1:09:26
  Speaker 1: to twenty seven. In over time, you can't bet against
• 1:09:29
  Speaker 1: Tom Brady. Man, Tom Brady did that, Man the Package
• 1:09:32
  Speaker 1: over the Bears, Man Sunday Night, forty five to thirty.
• 1:09:36
  Speaker 1: Those are our scores for Week fourteen. Is looking like
• 1:09:39
  Speaker 1: we don't know what's gonna happen. Man, when you think
• 1:09:41
  Speaker 1: it will be the Super Bowl time we got Temple Temple,
• 1:09:45
  Speaker 1: I can think that. I think Temple making Temple and
• 1:09:48
  Speaker 1: if I had to just really cross my fingers Arizona. Uh, well,
• 1:09:53
  Speaker 1: Temple NFC. So in the AFC all I had you
• 1:10:01
  Speaker 1: did ask Junior? You did ask? I did ask you?
• 1:10:05
  Speaker 1: I do that? All right? Thank you. We'll talk about
• 1:10:11
  Speaker 1: marriage and divorce coming up right after this. What take
• 1:10:15
  Speaker 1: my mic out? You're listening to the Stave Harvey Morning Show. Well,
• 1:10:22
  Speaker 1: yesterday we talked about doctor dre and Nicole Young's divorce.
• 1:10:25
  Speaker 1: We're not sure about the status of Faith Evans and
• 1:10:27
  Speaker 1: Stevie Jay's divorce, but we do know that Faith does
• 1:10:32
  Speaker 1: not want to pay him spousal support, and we now
• 1:10:35
  Speaker 1: know that Kanye doesn't want to divorce Kim Kardashian. Well,
• 1:10:39
  Speaker 1: here's a recent survey about divorce from bestlife dot com
• 1:10:43
  Speaker 1: that included more than ten thousand respondents, and its results
• 1:10:47
  Speaker 1: show there could be benefits to tying the knot when
• 1:10:51
  Speaker 1: you're younger. Researchers find the risk for divorce is lower
• 1:10:54
  Speaker 1: for those in their twenties, and as you get into
• 1:10:57
  Speaker 1: your thirties and forties, the chances of getting to worst
• 1:11:00
  Speaker 1: go up again. They conclude that for every year you
• 1:11:04
  Speaker 1: marry after age thirty two, the risk of divorce could
• 1:11:08
  Speaker 1: go up by five percent, and they find a sweet
• 1:11:12
  Speaker 1: spot for your age when marrying. Those who say I
• 1:11:15
  Speaker 1: do between the ages of twenty eight and thirty two
• 1:11:19
  Speaker 1: are the least likely to get divorced. Okay, so there's
• 1:11:22
  Speaker 1: your window. Twenty eight to thirty two, those are the
• 1:11:25
  Speaker 1: people that are least likely to get divorced. So here's
• 1:11:28
  Speaker 1: the question, and you know who this is for, Jay
• 1:11:32
  Speaker 1: Anthony Brown. How old were you when you got married?
• 1:11:38
  Speaker 1: That's your first question, So listen. Do you think it
• 1:11:41
  Speaker 1: was too young, too old or just right? And did
• 1:11:45
  Speaker 1: you divorce your spouse and go on to have a
• 1:11:48
  Speaker 1: better relationship afterwards? Go? Jay, Okay, three times I've been married.
• 1:11:53
  Speaker 1: The first time I've married was very young, probably twenty
• 1:11:55
  Speaker 1: years old. On I think that was definitely too young.
• 1:11:59
  Speaker 1: You were married at twenty Wow, Jay, oh man, I don't.
• 1:12:02
  Speaker 1: I have no idea, I have no one. But out
• 1:12:04
  Speaker 1: of the three divorces, only two speak to me, and
• 1:12:08
  Speaker 1: this particular time. Yeah, so the first first one, I
• 1:12:14
  Speaker 1: don't know. But I can always say this, I can.
• 1:12:16
  Speaker 1: I also only say this any time I've gotten married,
• 1:12:20
  Speaker 1: and any time I've got divorced. It was me. It
• 1:12:23
  Speaker 1: was me. I placed to blame I placed. I know.
• 1:12:29
  Speaker 1: I tell you one time I was getting married, I'm
• 1:12:31
  Speaker 1: standing up there, going, how can I get out of this?
• 1:12:38
  Speaker 1: No standing up there looking at the minister like of
• 1:12:40
  Speaker 1: wishing it was a trap door is during the ceremony,
• 1:12:47
  Speaker 1: you know how to look. You know you're not supposed
• 1:12:49
  Speaker 1: to be married. When your best friend says, I'll catch
• 1:12:51
  Speaker 1: the next one boom boom. You know you know you're
• 1:12:55
  Speaker 1: not supposed to be married. When your daughter says, hey, Dad,
• 1:12:59
  Speaker 1: we leave right now and gonna have a party. We
• 1:13:01
  Speaker 1: ain't got to do this. You know you're not supposed
• 1:13:05
  Speaker 1: to be married. When your mama said I don't like her.
• 1:13:10
  Speaker 1: I'm put that on everything I believe I do, not
• 1:13:16
  Speaker 1: not your mama. Dog. Wow wow, I was not supposed
• 1:13:20
  Speaker 1: to be man married it it works for people. I
• 1:13:23
  Speaker 1: don't mind going to weddings. I like to see people
• 1:13:25
  Speaker 1: who are totally in love. That's cool. You know. You
• 1:13:29
  Speaker 1: know I envy the relationships of the people who are
• 1:13:30
  Speaker 1: married on this show. But it just ain't for me.
• 1:13:33
  Speaker 1: You know. You know, if marriage was like for three
• 1:13:36
  Speaker 1: days and then you go somewhere, I could do it works.
• 1:13:40
  Speaker 1: You got three days, okay, But on that third day.
• 1:13:45
  Speaker 1: On that third day, I need you to get your
• 1:13:48
  Speaker 1: back together. Man, even Jesus got up on the third day. Okay, Jay,
• 1:13:56
  Speaker 1: let me ask you this though. Yeah, you said it.
• 1:13:59
  Speaker 1: You Okay, you've admitted that it's you, right, So what
• 1:14:04
  Speaker 1: can you do or what are you doing right? What
• 1:14:08
  Speaker 1: have you learned about yourself? I want to get married.
• 1:14:14
  Speaker 1: I need, I need at some point when we're like
• 1:14:17
  Speaker 1: hanging out and stuff, you need to go home. That's
• 1:14:20
  Speaker 1: what I've learned. Yeah, we're in day four and maybe
• 1:14:25
  Speaker 1: maybe a week, two weeks, but we're into that third week,
• 1:14:29
  Speaker 1: fourth week. You gotta be yes, see ya, I've seen me.
• 1:14:34
  Speaker 1: The best words in the relationship is see ya. I've
• 1:14:39
  Speaker 1: seen a marriage that works. And just what what? They
• 1:14:42
  Speaker 1: live in two different houses and they're right next door
• 1:14:46
  Speaker 1: to each other. The lady our craziest thing I ever seen,
• 1:14:50
  Speaker 1: But they it worked. I could do that. Yeah. And
• 1:14:53
  Speaker 1: and separate bathrooms for sure, I've heard, but not, thank you, Jay.
• 1:14:58
  Speaker 1: All Right, We'll have more of a Steve Harvey Morning
• 1:15:00
  Speaker 1: Show coming up at twenty minutes after the hour. Right
• 1:15:03
  Speaker 1: after this. You're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show.
• 1:15:08
  Speaker 1: All right, guys, get this and this is crazy. This
• 1:15:11
  Speaker 1: is trending though. Tessica Brown is back. That name may
• 1:15:15
  Speaker 1: sound familiar too, or she is another hair problem. We
• 1:15:18
  Speaker 1: know her as a gorilla glue girl. Exactly what happened there?
• 1:15:28
  Speaker 1: All right? This time? Remember before she got the gorilla
• 1:15:30
  Speaker 1: glue stuck in her head, she needed a doctor to
• 1:15:33
  Speaker 1: remove it surgically. Her hair grew back, she was looking good,
• 1:15:36
  Speaker 1: looking fine. Well, this time A TikTok with almost three
• 1:15:41
  Speaker 1: billion million views shows that she has the opposite problem. Now.
• 1:15:46
  Speaker 1: Tessica's hair is falling out after she burned her scalp
• 1:15:52
  Speaker 1: while using hair dye to try and conceal some gray hairs. Okay,
• 1:15:56
  Speaker 1: she wanted to dye her hair so she could cover
• 1:15:57
  Speaker 1: up her gray. Well. The solution, yeah, the solution to
• 1:16:01
  Speaker 1: her latest problem was a combination of platelet rich plasma
• 1:16:05
  Speaker 1: and stem cell therapy. Now, doctors think she'll stop losing
• 1:16:09
  Speaker 1: her hair soon, but it'll be several months before she
• 1:16:12
  Speaker 1: can dye her hair again. Um, she says at this
• 1:16:16
  Speaker 1: point she'll stick with organic hair dye. At this point,
• 1:16:20
  Speaker 1: I'm just scared. Stick with yeah, stick with words. Well,
• 1:16:28
  Speaker 1: it's crazy, right, me and Jay ben Ball for years.
• 1:16:31
  Speaker 1: You know you can get used to this too, you
• 1:16:33
  Speaker 1: know you can. Gosh, if you're a do over here,
• 1:16:37
  Speaker 1: we got we got room. Come on some hats ye
• 1:16:44
  Speaker 1: all right, we'll have more of the Steve Harvey Morning
• 1:16:47
  Speaker 1: Show thirty three minutes after the hour. Would you rather
• 1:16:49
  Speaker 1: coming up next? You're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show?
• 1:16:54
  Speaker 1: All right, guys, it is time for another round of
• 1:16:56
  Speaker 1: would you rather? Let's just get right into it. Would
• 1:16:59
  Speaker 1: you rather? Have dinner at Magic City Strip Club in Atlanta? Really?
• 1:17:07
  Speaker 1: I don't, I don't care what else you're going to
• 1:17:08
  Speaker 1: say Mastro Steakhouse with their famous buttercake. For no, it
• 1:17:15
  Speaker 1: ain't better than the cake they got yet that magic.
• 1:17:18
  Speaker 1: Haven't seen the cakes inside of Magic City and you
• 1:17:21
  Speaker 1: can look at and get a good meal. Wings and cakes.
• 1:17:30
  Speaker 1: I actually touch these cakes and on the real tip
• 1:17:36
  Speaker 1: the food that magic ain't that damn good? But who cares? No, no, no, Jake, women,
• 1:17:44
  Speaker 1: it's crazy many good. What I tried to Jake, We're
• 1:17:50
  Speaker 1: going to the helpful Magic City? Make wings stop? Say
• 1:17:55
  Speaker 1: what they doing over that? Ain't you going magic? See
• 1:18:00
  Speaker 1: that there's an actual chef knock cook, a chefulinary wow
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  Speaker 1: jacket everything on he and there and I little the
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  Speaker 1: Mama that right there on the Frida, the MoMA, everything everything,
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  Speaker 1: I go in there. All right, we're gonna keep with
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  Speaker 1: the food thing for just a bit. Would you rather
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  Speaker 1: eat nothing, nothing but chocolate cake for the rest of
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  Speaker 1: your life or would you rather eat McDonald's fries for
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  Speaker 1: the rest of your life? Chocolate cake or m or
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  Speaker 1: McDonald's fried I mean that's all you can eat, though,
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  Speaker 1: I'm gonna go Yeah, I can't keep doing that chocolate.
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  Speaker 1: It was a vegetable vegetable fries, but I need them
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  Speaker 1: fried when they first come out, thought, yeah, we eat
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  Speaker 1: Jay can't eat these, Yes, he can't do He gotta
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  Speaker 1: do the knt k eat the cake for sure. Can't
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  Speaker 1: eat the cake. He's diabetic. He can't. Yeah, he can't
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  Speaker 1: do the friend or the cake. It's not fair for
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  Speaker 1: Jake Fris it is it is. Yeah, all right, here's
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  Speaker 1: another one. Would you guys brother go on a date
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  Speaker 1: with Meryl Streep or Angela Baskett Angela basket for what?
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  Speaker 1: But but Tommy, now, look, you're an actor. You're an actor.
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  Speaker 1: You know Meryl Streep and you know that'll be hard,
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  Speaker 1: and Angela they're both You didn't put I'm sorry, you
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  Speaker 1: don't put me down for the white woman. I'm sorry Martin,
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  Speaker 1: white woman put Jay down for Merrill and me and
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  Speaker 1: Tommy to be down with antwer baths. If I sit
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  Speaker 1: down Merrill Streep, he'd be so quiet at table. I
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  Speaker 1: don't know what to talk to her about. Classic now class. Well,
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  Speaker 1: thank you, guys. That's that's another rest. Would you rather
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  Speaker 1: coming up next? We will close out the show. It
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  Speaker 1: is our last break at forty nine minutes after. We'll
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  Speaker 1: be right back right after this. You're listening show? All right, guys.
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  Speaker 1: Here we are last break of the day on this Tuesday,
• 1:20:24
  Speaker 1: counting down Christmas. We're getting there. It's getting there. Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: I like that time between Christmas and New Year's that
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  Speaker 1: that I love those days. I never I don't know
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  Speaker 1: what day it is between. You never know. You never
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  Speaker 1: know what any days I know you can eat whatever
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  Speaker 1: you want. And I love watching movies. I love watching
• 1:20:45
  Speaker 1: movies during the holidays. I'm saving up. What's your favorite movie?
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  Speaker 1: Favor movie? What's your favorite movie you watch? Oh, that's
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  Speaker 1: easy for the holidays. The Temptation, hands down, hands hold up,
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  Speaker 1: have Heartbeat? Yes, that was my favorite until the Temptations
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  Speaker 1: because the Temptations are real. David Ruffin was real? Are
• 1:21:12
  Speaker 1: you s Kane was real? Not real? Dump wasn't real?
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  Speaker 1: What Rob Boy wasn't real? Y'all know I feel about
• 1:21:28
  Speaker 1: the Temptations. Y'all know I watched that movie. Yes, Christmas
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  Speaker 1: every year, every chriss And what about the five heartbeats?
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  Speaker 1: You feel something for the fire heartbeat, not like a
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  Speaker 1: feel for the Mighty Temptations. It's not the same. Ain't
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  Speaker 1: nobody see you oldest have no's not the same. It's
• 1:21:47
  Speaker 1: just Christmas is covered. Yeah, that's my favorite time. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: I'm gonna be he gonna do. Y'all have got to
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  Speaker 1: come sit out in front of my grandmother's house. You
• 1:22:01
  Speaker 1: just sitting in the driveway talking. Man. It's fun. That's
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  Speaker 1: what I'm looking forward to. Man, that all day. Ain't
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  Speaker 1: nothing like porch or front house talking? Man? What are
• 1:22:15
  Speaker 1: you talking about? When you know what everything It starts
• 1:22:18
  Speaker 1: at the end of the meal. It starts in the kitchen,
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  Speaker 1: and then he goes to the living room, and then
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  Speaker 1: he goes to the porch, and then it goes to
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  Speaker 1: the front yard with the door open. And that could
• 1:22:28
  Speaker 1: be another seven hours of conversation. Right, but let me
• 1:22:32
  Speaker 1: tell you this. Okay, when you are on that front porch,
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  Speaker 1: the most classic thing is when people are passing by.
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  Speaker 1: That's it. Yes, So give me an example. What are
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  Speaker 1: we talking about? You know that that's ken of really
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  Speaker 1: you know, he just you know, he just got out
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  Speaker 1: too long ago. Start right, Hey, how y'all doing good
• 1:23:01
  Speaker 1: to see y'all. Can't believe y'all made all right now? Yeah? Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: you know what's so good about front point? He ain't
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  Speaker 1: you started tasting? You know she did got out. You
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  Speaker 1: know the sun I told you, They tell me, They
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  Speaker 1: tell me. Now he got a white woman up in
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  Speaker 1: that happen. I was gonna, you know what's so good
• 1:23:33
  Speaker 1: about front porch mumming? The people who are driving by
• 1:23:35
  Speaker 1: can't hear you, so you can actually say any damn thing,
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  Speaker 1: stupid ass. Okay, man, I'm gonna I'm gonna give me
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  Speaker 1: a lot of that over. I'm getting a lot of that.
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  Speaker 1: Nothing like that front porch mom looking, boy, he got
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  Speaker 1: a white water. I say we do that tomorrow. As
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  Speaker 1: we do that tomorrow, front porch, bummling, you want more
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  Speaker 1: of it tomorrow? Tell man? The best thing in the world, Man,
• 1:24:17
  Speaker 1: sitting now. You know you know, you know, you know
• 1:24:21
  Speaker 1: her whole and no hot water in the house. Look
• 1:24:23
  Speaker 1: at him, look at him, just driving water in the house.
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  Speaker 1: Come on, tell me you know her whole bottom real
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  Speaker 1: with fake you know that, you know what. I knew it,
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  Speaker 1: how I saw a smile. I knew. I said, the
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  Speaker 1: bottom white than the top. I knew it. I know it,
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  Speaker 1: I know it. I tell you right now, she says,
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  Speaker 1: she fools nobody Front Porch, mumbling I love it, I
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  Speaker 1: love it. We're doing it. We're doing this card when
• 1:24:52
  Speaker 1: he drives because you got a big ass hump in
• 1:24:54
  Speaker 1: his back. Hey doing no no, hit it, hit it.
• 1:25:01
  Speaker 1: The vonte come in, going in and look up under
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  Speaker 1: my bed and bring me one of them sprites under that.
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  Speaker 1: Don't you mess. Don't tell me about that's part of
• 1:25:10
  Speaker 1: front porch, bubblic that that's that sprit sprite. Ain't gonna
• 1:25:21
  Speaker 1: tell me here he goes go and then't give me
• 1:25:22
  Speaker 1: one of them big towers and boys driving back here
• 1:25:25
  Speaker 1: trying to look up in my dressing. The bigg ass
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  Speaker 1: towers out the bathroom boy knock Cosco costs from going
• 1:25:39
  Speaker 1: in and get that broom in there. Let me see
• 1:25:41
  Speaker 1: if I get this out of my teeth, I can't
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  Speaker 1: get that. I haven't got tween my teeth. This got
• 1:25:48
  Speaker 1: to be some Kroger chicken. I don't know that's what
• 1:25:50
  Speaker 1: it is. You don't shut up. I eat as much
• 1:25:54
  Speaker 1: shockolate cake as I want to, going and getting another
• 1:25:56
  Speaker 1: piece of the chocolate. K don't worry about she ain't
• 1:26:00
  Speaker 1: running nothing. Talking about people as they walk in the house.
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  Speaker 1: We saw, Yeah, good to see you, Johnny, glad to
• 1:26:06
  Speaker 1: see me Christmas. Still on that dopey He's still on
• 1:26:11
  Speaker 1: that dope he loves They say that Reba Joye going
• 1:26:20
  Speaker 1: with a woman. She's alway different under that funny All right, guys,
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  Speaker 1: another one down. Thank you so much. We love you
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