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Roscoe and Pimpin' Go to Vegas (Mayweather Fight) - 08.25.17 · The Steve Harvey Morning Show

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  Speaker 1: Y'all know what time to y'all don't know y'all back
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  Speaker 1: a suit, looking back to back down, giving them back,
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  Speaker 1: y'all do me true good to the hardy. Want to
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  Speaker 1: move to other for school, bar to be hobby. Why
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  Speaker 1: don't you join yeah by joining me? Honey, say you
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  Speaker 1: got to turn hurting? Yeah, run you you gotta turn
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  Speaker 1: you to turn out at the turn to you love.
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  Speaker 1: You got to turn out to turn turn water water. Comey,
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  Speaker 1: come on your thing? Uh huh, I sure will. Good
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  Speaker 1: morning everybody. You're listening to the voice, Come on, come on,
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  Speaker 1: y'all dig me now. One and only Steve Harvey got
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  Speaker 1: a radio show man. Is God good to me? Unbelievable? Yeah?
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  Speaker 1: He is. And and I can only attribute it to
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  Speaker 1: one thing. It's just been a turnaround in my life.
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  Speaker 1: It's it's been me finally making a decision to see
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  Speaker 1: what all God has from me, but at the same
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  Speaker 1: time trying to be more God wants me to be
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  Speaker 1: instead of more of what I want to be. That's
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  Speaker 1: the trade off. You know, you gotta do something now,
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  Speaker 1: you know you know you want God's blessings you gotta
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  Speaker 1: be willing to do something on his behalf. And now
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  Speaker 1: I'm not. I'm not saying I got it right right now,
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  Speaker 1: because man, I just don't. I'm just being real with you.
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  Speaker 1: I don't. I don't have it all together by any
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  Speaker 1: stretch of imagination. I'm trying to get better in several areas.
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  Speaker 1: I'm praying about it, I'm working on it. But you know,
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  Speaker 1: it's a process. I've grown to accept the process. But
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  Speaker 1: I'm improving in a lot of areas from day to day.
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  Speaker 1: But I'll tell you what, Man, my success, all that
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  Speaker 1: is going on with me, I can only attribute to
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  Speaker 1: this turnaround. And to turnaround was simple. I turned around
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  Speaker 1: and started looking at God. That was a simple move. Man.
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  Speaker 1: I just turned around and started looking at him. And
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  Speaker 1: I was going, Okay, I get it. Now. You created me.
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  Speaker 1: You're the creator. You have a purpose for me. I
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  Speaker 1: understand that. Now. Now let me just walk in that
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  Speaker 1: purpose and let me get to doing that purpose. Now,
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  Speaker 1: my purpose and your purpose and their purpose and anybody's
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  Speaker 1: perfect purpose could be different, and the way you go
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  Speaker 1: about the purpose can be different. And that's the part
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  Speaker 1: that I've really grown up to. I've opened up my
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  Speaker 1: mind to understanding that everybody is different, nobody is quite
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  Speaker 1: the same, and that is not my right or position
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  Speaker 1: to judge, but to be of a forgiving spirit and
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  Speaker 1: understand and forgive those as I ask God to forgive me.
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  Speaker 1: See that's the key. That's the key, y'all. So when
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  Speaker 1: you out here and you stuck on this unforgiveness, understand
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  Speaker 1: in the large prayer as a segment that says, forgive
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  Speaker 1: us our trust passes as we forgive those who trust
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  Speaker 1: passed against us. There's another Vergan says forgive us our
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  Speaker 1: debts as we forgive our debtors. It's two different versions,
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  Speaker 1: but either one it means the exact same thing. It
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  Speaker 1: means simply this that you are asking God to forgive
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  Speaker 1: yours like you forgive others. Forgive us our trust passes
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  Speaker 1: as we forgive those who trust passed against us. When
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  Speaker 1: I crossed the line with you, God handle me the
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  Speaker 1: way I handle people when they crossed the line with me.
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  Speaker 1: You feel what I'm saying to you, See you understand that.
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  Speaker 1: That's the breakdown of it. The best way I can
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  Speaker 1: give it to you. Forgive us our trust passes as
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  Speaker 1: we forgive those trustpass against us forgive me God for
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  Speaker 1: stepping over the line like I forgive those that step
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  Speaker 1: over the line on me. That's the hard part, man,
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  Speaker 1: that's the part man, I've really been working on. I've
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  Speaker 1: been really trying to get that together. And so I've
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  Speaker 1: learned forgiveness a lot better. And it's paid off. I
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  Speaker 1: can't tell you how it was paid off, because now
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  Speaker 1: God's mercy and grace is all over me because I've
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  Speaker 1: learned to become more graceful. Now I ain't graceful like him.
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  Speaker 1: I ain't merciful like him, but I've learned to become
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  Speaker 1: more more graceful, more merciful, because man, I can't live
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  Speaker 1: my life like that. I just got sick of me. Man,
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  Speaker 1: you're mad at me, now I'm mad at you. You
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  Speaker 1: hating on me? Now I'm gonna hate on you. I
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  Speaker 1: ain't got time for that, man, I've got you. Look here,
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  Speaker 1: you got somewhere to go. Hate take up time. It's
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  Speaker 1: time consuming, and hating trying to seek revenge its time consume.
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  Speaker 1: Take up way too much of your time to seek
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  Speaker 1: revenge when vengeance ain't really yours. That's another one. Vengeance
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  Speaker 1: is mine, say if the Lord it ain't yours. So
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  Speaker 1: now when you go to seek it to take it out,
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  Speaker 1: guess what you're doing. You're doing something now, Man, Now
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  Speaker 1: you off in the area that you've got no business
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  Speaker 1: being in, and instead of steady climbing your ladder like
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  Speaker 1: you're supposed to, you didn't take out time for vengeance
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  Speaker 1: to hate. I'm a hater. I'm gonna be a blogger.
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  Speaker 1: I'm a blog about so and so. When you're blogging
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  Speaker 1: about somebody, and most of these people you don't even
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  Speaker 1: know when you're blogging about somebody what you're doing, what
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  Speaker 1: you're hating. It takes time to hate. Man. I just decided, Man,
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  Speaker 1: I gotta take all my time and instead of have
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  Speaker 1: doing time and being active, I got to be pro active.
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  Speaker 1: See some people get that confused being active and being
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  Speaker 1: pro active. Oro is positive. Pro means to move forward.
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  Speaker 1: You know, if you put pro in front of most words,
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  Speaker 1: it's a positive influence. You know, does the pros and
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  Speaker 1: the cons. The pros is the good side, the cons
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  Speaker 1: is what can go wrong the bad side. You know,
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  Speaker 1: if you're active, that's one thing, but if you pro active,
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  Speaker 1: you're going forward in a positive direction. When you become
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  Speaker 1: a pro that means you're the best of the best
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  Speaker 1: at whatever it is you chosen to be. I'm a
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  Speaker 1: pro so somehow, and I know, uh English teacher grammatical god.
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  Speaker 1: The word pro a lot of times when you put
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  Speaker 1: it in front of something, means positiveness. So now a
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  Speaker 1: lot of people think that if you just active something
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  Speaker 1: all to happen. Well, I'm doing something, and that's what happens. Man.
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  Speaker 1: We just find ourselves doing a lot of busy work
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  Speaker 1: that really ain't bout nothing, and it ain't going nowhere.
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  Speaker 1: It ain't got no direction or no purpose because we
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  Speaker 1: haven't tried to find out the direction of a purpose.
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  Speaker 1: So you wake up and you and you and your
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  Speaker 1: wheels are spinning. You a hamster on a tread meal.
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  Speaker 1: You're running real fast, but you're just going in the
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  Speaker 1: same spot. You understand, that's cause you're just out here
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  Speaker 1: being active instead of proactive. Why don't you get God
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  Speaker 1: in your life? Why don't you turn and face your
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  Speaker 1: creative and find out how to become more proactive so
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  Speaker 1: you can do things to move yourself forward. How you
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  Speaker 1: can get your life off the ground and get off
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  Speaker 1: the tread mill and really get it rolling in the
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  Speaker 1: direction that it need to be going. Man, I'm telling you,
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  Speaker 1: God can make that change for you if he see
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  Speaker 1: you making the change for him. See the whole key, man,
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  Speaker 1: the whole key is, you got to be willing to
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  Speaker 1: do something. You got to give God something to bless
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  Speaker 1: Bless me God, and then you gonna sit on your
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  Speaker 1: couch and you ain't trying. Okay, bless me God with what? What? What? What?
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  Speaker 1: What are you working with? He can't have the people
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  Speaker 1: hire you if you ain't put the app in. Come on, man,
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  Speaker 1: how you how you think this works? You know? The
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  Speaker 1: blessing comes when you make a proactive step, when you
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  Speaker 1: try to do something on the positive side. Look, man,
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  Speaker 1: if you got some goals and some inspirations, you're trying
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  Speaker 1: to get some things to come to you, you're gonna
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  Speaker 1: have to do a series of things that you're uncomfortable with. See,
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  Speaker 1: becoming successful is uncomfortable. It's uncomfortable. But see too many
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  Speaker 1: people you keep trying to make your life put it
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  Speaker 1: in a comfort zone. You keep trying to put it
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  Speaker 1: that way it's convenient for you. See, you gotta get proactive.
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  Speaker 1: You gotta do something yourself. You make one step, he'll
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  Speaker 1: make two that's that's the key, man. So come on, y'all.
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  Speaker 1: You know, but we can straighten this thing all the
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  Speaker 1: way out for ourselves. You don't have to be wondering
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  Speaker 1: what's going on all the time. You don't have to
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  Speaker 1: be confused anymore. You don't have to have your life
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  Speaker 1: in a rut. You don't have to hate waking up
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  Speaker 1: in the morning. Well I like waking up at eight,
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  Speaker 1: but you need to be up at five thirty, man,
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  Speaker 1: five thirty, Yeah, gonna get your work out out the
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  Speaker 1: way so it don't interfere with your day. And then
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  Speaker 1: going to sit down, how are you drinking your coffee
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  Speaker 1: and make your plan? Then go on out the dough.
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  Speaker 1: But see, if you want to stay in bed to
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  Speaker 1: eight thirty, you want to get eight to ten hours sleep?
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  Speaker 1: I got news for you, man, Sorry, hate to tell
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  Speaker 1: you this. If you sleep more than you work, you
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  Speaker 1: ain't gonna make it. If you play more than you work,
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  Speaker 1: you ain't gonna make it. See football players play on Sunday,
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  Speaker 1: but you know what they're doing all week long in
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  Speaker 1: order to play on Sunday. Huh? They at work. Man. See,
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  Speaker 1: you don't see the training camp. You don't see the practices.
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  Speaker 1: You just see Sunday when they run out the tunnel
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  Speaker 1: and they call a number. Everybody want that moment right there? Oh,
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  Speaker 1: but what you got to do to get to that
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  Speaker 1: moment right there? A lot of work got to go in.
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  Speaker 1: You feel it? All right, Let's go to day y'all.
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  Speaker 1: in the lay you out business, but at the same
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  Speaker 1: trying to come up with it at the same time.
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  Speaker 1: This is this show is dedicated to everybody that throws
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  Speaker 1: fight party. If you thought of fight party, this show
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  Speaker 1: is dedicated Oh, I know you're supposed to be doing
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  Speaker 1: it to enlighten everybody, to show everybody a good time.
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  Speaker 1: I know that's what the real intent is. Yeah, let's
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  Speaker 1: talk about those who want to charge to come to
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  Speaker 1: the house for the fight. Who is actually trying to
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  Speaker 1: come up? Yes, rip money, come on baby, somebody trying
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  Speaker 1: to recoup the investment made on Snap. Yes, someone has
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  Speaker 1: found a way to do an elevated rip party. But
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  Speaker 1: now you mad because don't too many people or enough
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  Speaker 1: people won't to come. Yeah, you're about to come up. Show.
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  Speaker 1: You've just been a hunting fifty on hot dogs, buns, relish, pizza,
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  Speaker 1: nacho stuff. Just sitting there, cheese whiz. You're looking at
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  Speaker 1: the door. The guy, Well, you can set up here
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  Speaker 1: and put all this out. Sauces. You got it. You
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  Speaker 1: gotta you gotta skew a platter than somebody in Bob.
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  Speaker 1: You've got some real let's talk about the drinks. You
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  Speaker 1: sit up there and found some Teeto's before the nine. Hello,
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  Speaker 1: you bought Folteeto's thinking who they're gonna look? The phone
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  Speaker 1: rang around three four o'clock. Man, ain't on me. You
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  Speaker 1: got your living room and you have some fullet chairs
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  Speaker 1: on your sofa to your bed, at yourselfa on top
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  Speaker 1: of your back. You got yourself on up step by
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  Speaker 1: yourself on top of your bed because you ain't round crowd.
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  Speaker 1: Come now your back hurt strung. Christmas lights on your back.
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  Speaker 1: Ye speach just out there. You know, took the flash
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  Speaker 1: green at your bedroom and put it on the side
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  Speaker 1: of the flat screen in your liver room to make
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  Speaker 1: it look like you got a big screen. Yeah, you're
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  Speaker 1: actually Mr TV on the kids. Put it on a
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  Speaker 1: box outside bat have them all in the black Open
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  Speaker 1: it though, Rain. You didn't put a sign down at
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  Speaker 1: the end of the block on carboard to say fight
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  Speaker 1: party this way? Coming up more of something funny back
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  Speaker 1: at two after the Yeah, you're listening to the Steve
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  Speaker 1: Morning Show right here. We are back, but there ain't
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  Speaker 1: nothing changed. We are discussing. We are dedicating this show
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  Speaker 1: to people who throw fight parties with the facade of
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  Speaker 1: it being an entertaining day for friends and families, when
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  Speaker 1: in actuality it has been looked at as a chance
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  Speaker 1: to come up. Yeah, I'm gonna pay How much is
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  Speaker 1: a fight? Uh? I don't know, I don't Let's say
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  Speaker 1: it's a hundred dollars. Yeah, But what I'm gonna do
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  Speaker 1: is I'm gonna just charge twenty five. Yeah, how twenty
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  Speaker 1: and I'm gonna half twenty people. I'm thin the profit
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  Speaker 1: three hundred take four hunt the dope I got a
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  Speaker 1: hunted on the fight. No, a matter of fact, I
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  Speaker 1: think I'm gonna have man, I got so many people
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  Speaker 1: want to see this damn fight. Yeah, let me do something.
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  Speaker 1: I got a dice table set. I've been to take
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  Speaker 1: a house of money. I got fifty people say they're
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  Speaker 1: coming at Yeah, okay, that's a grand that's that's a
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  Speaker 1: thousand dollars. Almost feeling a huntred on the fight. Right,
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  Speaker 1: I'm gonna put about a hundred and fifty into refreshments,
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  Speaker 1: hot dogs, chips, Wayne, look at that. Look at that.
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  Speaker 1: You got to work that. I'm out to fifty right now.
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  Speaker 1: Lost Decorations. Decorations has farty dollars, most of them, most
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  Speaker 1: of us balloons Christmas like, you just go down and
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  Speaker 1: get Christmas and then you gotta get the carboys sign
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  Speaker 1: up on the corner, they say fight party this one decoration.
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  Speaker 1: Now you've cast seventy five people, sixty of them have
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  Speaker 1: committed to come. So you're thinking sixty at twenty dollars,
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  Speaker 1: you're thinking you've got one thousand, two hundred dollars minus
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  Speaker 1: to take. Boy, you fel get up here. But you
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  Speaker 1: got to cut down on expenses. No, no, no, we
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  Speaker 1: need that government cheese and cut them little, my old
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  Speaker 1: little blocks we got. We got to make it Auntie
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  Speaker 1: that she's a Christian lady, but for the right price,
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  Speaker 1: a little dancing in the back of the house. I mean,
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  Speaker 1: she's the same person Christian. Want what you say for
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  Speaker 1: a hundred dollars. Yeah, it's gonna get a church chip
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  Speaker 1: because that's kind of like that. All these hot dogs
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  Speaker 1: he going buy are not gonna remain whole. No, what
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  Speaker 1: do you mean by that? They're gonna get caught up
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  Speaker 1: in the sixtieth don't have two picks of If you
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  Speaker 1: go up to the table and you're gonna be you
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  Speaker 1: ain't gonna ever get a whole hot dog that will
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  Speaker 1: be come up in the how much six catch up
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  Speaker 1: que sauces for the ribs ri rips? No, no, you
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  Speaker 1: don't understand how we're gonna do the reading for the
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  Speaker 1: sixty people. We ain't gonna do but three slabs, that's
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  Speaker 1: what you're gonna do. We're gonna cut the bones vertically
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  Speaker 1: like you post to. Then we're gonna get that act
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  Speaker 1: that what they call that the cleverand Cleland take the
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  Speaker 1: clever and we're gonna chop them horizon. We got a
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  Speaker 1: little bite size is that we're actually gonna turn them
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  Speaker 1: real bones into real tips. You little save on napicks
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  Speaker 1: because they say two thousand and seventeen. But you're gonna
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  Speaker 1: flip them over yet, ye happy yet, but you're gonna
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  Speaker 1: flip them over. But if you run out of that, jake,
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  Speaker 1: go down to the servant station. You know what you do.
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  Speaker 1: Reach up in there's some napticks in that you can
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  Speaker 1: get the bones and they blew. They blue terrace cloth.
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  Speaker 1: That's the color of the part. Well, it's gonna be
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  Speaker 1: blue because in the red corner. You know you're gonna
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  Speaker 1: make a little money. It's a lot of ways. And
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  Speaker 1: then your whole attitude's gonna start to change around fight time.
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  Speaker 1: When they don't start showing up, they know nothing. You're
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  Speaker 1: gonna start getting calls around, hey man, I ain't gonna
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  Speaker 1: make it and made him sixty. You're already down the
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  Speaker 1: farting but you're doing the numbers and you're thinking hunt
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  Speaker 1: still cool, feel good. Then fight time roll around. Your
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  Speaker 1: best friend and your boy he there, yeah, night all
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  Speaker 1: out from night. Got to sit a chair, but you
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  Speaker 1: got to tell him to quit eating so much because
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  Speaker 1: ain't nobody here, but you ain't watching the fight, because
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  Speaker 1: you would say, looking up the street seeing if they're coming.
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  Speaker 1: Now he with your wife and kids, telling about how
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  Speaker 1: nice your boy. He didn't he didn't pay him. Yeah
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  Speaker 1: he got yeah, you didn't come in. You come back
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  Speaker 1: in the house and you say, hey man, calling people.
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  Speaker 1: Now he got to go through because many things. Then
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  Speaker 1: a couple of cars come down. I got about eight
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  Speaker 1: people sitting there still like about yourself. You took in
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  Speaker 1: eight people, you took in one six. He's still ninety back.
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  Speaker 1: This ain't looking good. You know what what fight are
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  Speaker 1: we on right now? We're in the preliminary Okay, by
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  Speaker 1: the time the third fight come on, he's so damn
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  Speaker 1: because how many people in pimpt he got two hunter?
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  Speaker 1: He down? Is he happy that, hey man, it's over
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  Speaker 1: there over there? Well? He bought a porter party the
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  Speaker 1: drive because you know, man, because when people get the
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  Speaker 1: drinking and you got sixty people in the house, you
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  Speaker 1: and he ain't got but one bad bad you got anybody?
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  Speaker 1: And the wife there said, or have all the men
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  Speaker 1: and in shaking all this, we got a porter party
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  Speaker 1: out there. He invested in that. He upset before I
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  Speaker 1: worked with the sensation. Yeah, okay, man, he bought it in.
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  Speaker 1: He got that in there for fixture and shaking. Shaking
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  Speaker 1: in here, you're gonna have all me in in here.
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  Speaker 1: We got to shut this party. And then one single
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  Speaker 1: chick show up with a real short dress. Now your
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  Speaker 1: damn wife, I gotta go coming up next time. He's
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  Speaker 1: run that frank back. You're listening to Steve Harvey Morning Show.
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  Speaker 1: All right, it's time to run Tommy's run that frank back.
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  Speaker 1: You ready, nephew? Uh yes, um, I mean you know
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  Speaker 1: I'm always is that your baby need to go back
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  Speaker 1: to pre king. The baby needs to go back to
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  Speaker 1: pre k. Put that on. Yes, I'm trying to reach
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  Speaker 1: Mrs Thomas. Please. My name is Mr Stapleton. I'm actually
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  Speaker 1: the principal over at elementary school. You're I'm looking at
• 22:29
  Speaker 1: my records indicating that your son, Thomas is going to
• 22:32
  Speaker 1: be starting his first grade. Ready right, listen, Ms Thomas. Um,
• 22:38
  Speaker 1: I've been going through actually all of the children's records
• 22:42
  Speaker 1: that will be starting school, and I'm looking at your
• 22:45
  Speaker 1: son's grades from his kindergarten. Well, no, not exactly. I
• 22:52
  Speaker 1: mean there's been a few uh. I actually spoke with
• 22:55
  Speaker 1: the teacher and who he was under in kindergarten, and
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  Speaker 1: it seems like he just really was up to par
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  Speaker 1: as the rest of the children. I now his conduct. Now,
• 23:05
  Speaker 1: he talked, but he gets his work. So what else
• 23:07
  Speaker 1: is she saying on that that ain't right? Well? What
• 23:10
  Speaker 1: what's what it seems to be, ma'am, is that his
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  Speaker 1: grades weren't up to par as the rest of the
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  Speaker 1: other children. She did tell me he was a disobedient child. No,
• 23:18
  Speaker 1: he disobedient and talking two different things. Come on, Okay, well, man, listen.
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  Speaker 1: What we've decided here is we're gonna let a little
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  Speaker 1: actually do another year of kindergarten. No, y'all ain't gonna
• 23:30
  Speaker 1: let him do another year kindergarten. No, sun man, That's
• 23:33
  Speaker 1: that's the only choice I have. After uh No, we
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  Speaker 1: got our letter in the mail with our report card
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  Speaker 1: the week after school started, and it said on the
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  Speaker 1: back promoted. And if I got to get about this
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  Speaker 1: cotch and go get it, I'm gonna be because I'm
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  Speaker 1: telling you right now we will be in the first
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  Speaker 1: grade kindergarten. Want that hard. I'm not sure what they
• 23:55
  Speaker 1: told you about him, but it must be the wrong.
• 23:58
  Speaker 1: If I understanding. He's he doesn't color as well as
• 24:01
  Speaker 1: arrested kids. He's all out of lines when he color.
• 24:04
  Speaker 1: He doesn't know his numbers completely. And that's kind of
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  Speaker 1: what we need when you first come into into the
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  Speaker 1: first grade, when I can show you on this paper
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  Speaker 1: he did satisfactory all the way through. Now you're about
• 24:16
  Speaker 1: to be off and them already sick calling me with
• 24:19
  Speaker 1: some about my son blank kindergarden. He that kind of
• 24:23
  Speaker 1: he does not color well. Man, color ain't gonna do
• 24:26
  Speaker 1: with the dad guard kindergarten. He is going to the
• 24:29
  Speaker 1: first grade, and I'll be down there on August twenty four. Mom,
• 24:32
  Speaker 1: I will not be able to allow you to get
• 24:34
  Speaker 1: in the schools. I'm sorry. Uh, and let me get
• 24:39
  Speaker 1: Let's tell you what. Let me go on and get
• 24:40
  Speaker 1: my pencil pen because I don't live that far from
• 24:42
  Speaker 1: this school. And if y'all an't read it down, they're
• 24:44
  Speaker 1: causing some comfort. I need to get up and go
• 24:46
  Speaker 1: down there because I'm not telling my baby when he
• 24:48
  Speaker 1: come home the day that he ain't going to the
• 24:49
  Speaker 1: day come first. Man. I hate to say it, but
• 24:52
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna have to refuse education from him on. You
• 24:55
  Speaker 1: know what, I just went back and put him in
• 24:57
  Speaker 1: public school. I know that was a stake in the
• 24:59
  Speaker 1: first place. Food which you're talking about some coloring. Give
• 25:02
  Speaker 1: me your name again, sir Stapleton man. And what's that
• 25:05
  Speaker 1: number down there? The number here is actually area code WAYMNT.
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  Speaker 1: I got the number numb mind. I pulled up this
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  Speaker 1: report card. I got the number in your name on
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  Speaker 1: the back of this paper. I'll tell you what I
• 25:15
  Speaker 1: was touring the fourth wheel be coming in there, going
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  Speaker 1: to school, and I might make a trip around there
• 25:19
  Speaker 1: this evening when I come from the doctor the bottom.
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  Speaker 1: I'm not going to hear that. Colin ain't got nona
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  Speaker 1: do with nothing else. But it's not only color. Here's
• 25:28
  Speaker 1: a rhythm of tickets back. Are you working with him
• 25:32
  Speaker 1: at home? Are you're doing anything what you're trying to say.
• 25:36
  Speaker 1: I'm an incompetent parent. I'm just asking as a parent,
• 25:39
  Speaker 1: are you working with your child? Working with my child
• 25:41
  Speaker 1: every day? Read better than you? Problem? No, he can't read.
• 25:45
  Speaker 1: Can't read better than you, because honestly, you read that
• 25:47
  Speaker 1: role on that paper that he's supposed to be going
• 25:49
  Speaker 1: back to kindergarten. When I know the paper said from
• 25:52
  Speaker 1: it going to the first grade. And I'm not listening
• 25:55
  Speaker 1: to no more this about him going backwards. Now, if
• 25:58
  Speaker 1: you've got a problem with your word, maybe you need
• 26:01
  Speaker 1: to go talk to your secretary of somebody in there
• 26:04
  Speaker 1: that wrote my baby name down. Your son's name, Thomas. No,
• 26:08
  Speaker 1: it ain't him, baby, I know it ain't him. You're
• 26:10
  Speaker 1: not gonna sit up and tell me my son is
• 26:12
  Speaker 1: flocking kindergarden. He is not going back to that kindergarden.
• 26:15
  Speaker 1: Don't bring your son down here, August. Do you hear me?
• 26:19
  Speaker 1: I call you one, be ready to wi me and
• 26:21
  Speaker 1: my husband, but we will be down the back shoes,
• 26:25
  Speaker 1: uniform everything. You hear me, I will not be able
• 26:28
  Speaker 1: to allow him and education right now. I will come
• 26:30
  Speaker 1: down there right now and make that correction on that
• 26:32
  Speaker 1: paper for your baby. It's not going back to no
• 26:36
  Speaker 1: kindergarden for no coloring. Can you bring him down here
• 26:39
  Speaker 1: and let him color for me? I? Can you tell
• 26:40
  Speaker 1: my color in the rim and taking our yourselves? No?
• 26:43
  Speaker 1: Uh no, I'm sorry, Um, we will be down that
• 26:46
  Speaker 1: August four. I would have this poor card in my
• 26:50
  Speaker 1: head that says you have been promoted to the first brother.
• 26:52
  Speaker 1: He's gonna have a mole on his face, and so
• 26:54
  Speaker 1: are you. I got one more thing I need to
• 26:56
  Speaker 1: tell you. Are you listening to me? I'm listening. You
• 26:59
  Speaker 1: ain't saying nothing yet. You better say something that sounds
• 27:02
  Speaker 1: like the first glade because I'm not playing. I would
• 27:03
  Speaker 1: go down to this dad on the administrative office, and
• 27:06
  Speaker 1: I had because my son would be in that first grade.
• 27:09
  Speaker 1: Are you raising your voice? Who are you raising your voice?
• 27:13
  Speaker 1: You're talking crazy to me. I'm crazy, that is what.
• 27:16
  Speaker 1: I'm a grown woman. I don't need to be explained
• 27:18
  Speaker 1: to you why I'm trying to Did you graduate, honey?
• 27:22
  Speaker 1: I am a college degree person. I have a great jime.
• 27:26
  Speaker 1: My husband and I do well for ourselves and for
• 27:28
  Speaker 1: our children. And that's why we're not You're not even
• 27:30
  Speaker 1: if you're not even at work right now. Man, I said,
• 27:32
  Speaker 1: I'm shack phone. I called you that when you call
• 27:34
  Speaker 1: here right on the doctor to call me now, partner
• 27:36
  Speaker 1: missing my phone call? Can you color because your son
• 27:39
  Speaker 1: can't color? Question? Does that? Ask me? Can I color? What?
• 27:44
  Speaker 1: Are you white and black? Ye? Ask me? Sound less?
• 27:46
  Speaker 1: Me and my color? No? I ask you? Can you
• 27:49
  Speaker 1: color like some racist lines? And that can you color? No?
• 27:55
  Speaker 1: My coloring and me being color ain't got nothing to
• 27:57
  Speaker 1: do with none of this. Is this a race thing? No,
• 28:00
  Speaker 1: trying to make sure you send him back. No, I'm
• 28:02
  Speaker 1: not trying to send him back. I want to send
• 28:04
  Speaker 1: him back to color to get his coloring together. You
• 28:06
  Speaker 1: what that ain't got nothing to do with nothing. And
• 28:08
  Speaker 1: if you're the head person down there now, you aren't
• 28:11
  Speaker 1: competent and you aren't in a literate call me and
• 28:14
  Speaker 1: tell me that my son has to go back to
• 28:16
  Speaker 1: the first grad. I got one more thing. I'll tell
• 28:19
  Speaker 1: you what I'm through with this guy. Comes through with
• 28:21
  Speaker 1: this guy. I'm gonna say one more thing, and I'm
• 28:22
  Speaker 1: gonna be out here. Are you listening, I'm listening. That's
• 28:25
  Speaker 1: his nephew, Tommy from the Steve Harvey Morning Show. You
• 28:28
  Speaker 1: just got prank by your girlfriend. F l sihaw. I'm olio.
• 28:35
  Speaker 1: I am gonna beat her. You're about to get the pray.
• 28:41
  Speaker 1: I mean, I'm right now and everything, I'm everything. I'm
• 28:45
  Speaker 1: gonna beat her because you know I don't play when
• 28:47
  Speaker 1: it comes to back. That's all right, all right, but
• 28:50
  Speaker 1: one more question. Now, what is the baddest I'm talking
• 28:53
  Speaker 1: about the baddest radio show in the land. That's Steve
• 28:56
  Speaker 1: Harvey Morning Show. Baby back to school, Yeah, that time
• 29:02
  Speaker 1: back to school? Let me y'all repeating the same grade?
• 29:06
  Speaker 1: Did you repeat the same gread well? The second time
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  Speaker 1: I was there, I knew more about it. The second time.
• 29:17
  Speaker 1: This looks familiar. I got put in on. It was
• 29:23
  Speaker 1: an accident. I got sent to special end by accident.
• 29:27
  Speaker 1: And I was sitting up in there getting all as
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  Speaker 1: I loved it. I got all anything I had never
• 29:39
  Speaker 1: gotten that many ages before. I was acting everything I
• 29:44
  Speaker 1: was gonna then it's a wonderful class. I couldn't really
• 29:47
  Speaker 1: talk to nobody in there because I was looking around. No,
• 29:54
  Speaker 1: I was just saying I couldn't talk nobody in there
• 29:56
  Speaker 1: because I kept from look to him. Hey man, what
• 29:59
  Speaker 1: did you keep looking at that wall? You know? And
• 30:04
  Speaker 1: I didn't really know it was especially, but I was
• 30:07
  Speaker 1: sitting up in there, and then this this dude that's
• 30:10
  Speaker 1: kept hitting me on the shoulder, and I said, hey man,
• 30:12
  Speaker 1: hey man, stop hitting it. And he kept hitting me.
• 30:16
  Speaker 1: And now I said, hey man, what's wrong with you?
• 30:18
  Speaker 1: Stop hitting me? And he hit me again. Yeah, he
• 30:22
  Speaker 1: hit hard. Age little over a month, all ages. But
• 30:30
  Speaker 1: they put me back in the regular class right on
• 30:32
  Speaker 1: back to them. Damn d I ain't seen since I
• 30:37
  Speaker 1: was in special. Alright, we'll be right back after this.
• 30:41
  Speaker 1: You're listening to Morning Show Senior headed to Vegas for
• 30:48
  Speaker 1: the twelve round junior middleweight boxing match this Saturday between
• 30:52
  Speaker 1: Floyd Mayweather and Connor McGregor. Who as we get off there,
• 30:59
  Speaker 1: I got things of doing and I go, I'm gonna
• 31:03
  Speaker 1: being My daughter asked me, because she go Floria, can
• 31:07
  Speaker 1: I go to I want bother you. I just want
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  Speaker 1: to stay in your room because I don't want to
• 31:12
  Speaker 1: get a hotel and I'll just hang out with my friends.
• 31:15
  Speaker 1: You can't go with me fight weekend. I ain't seen Daddy.
• 31:27
  Speaker 1: Going to say that Daddy didn't come to the room.
• 31:31
  Speaker 1: He was downstairs all night. Daddy smoked seven five cigars,
• 31:38
  Speaker 1: All daddy cigars gone. Oh man, you can't report none
• 31:43
  Speaker 1: of this alright anyway, Floyd Mayweather reminds everyone that he
• 31:51
  Speaker 1: has beaten some of the biggest names in boxing and
• 31:54
  Speaker 1: that he can take a punch just as well as
• 31:57
  Speaker 1: give it. Take a listen. I was born to fighting.
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  Speaker 1: I would die a fighter August six. He's gonna bring
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  Speaker 1: his best and it's not going to be easy. Connor.
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  Speaker 1: It's not gonna be easy. Remember pack y'all got bombs,
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  Speaker 1: Canello got bombs, Shamee mostly had bombs, and all those
• 32:14
  Speaker 1: guys are going to and a Hall of fame. But
• 32:17
  Speaker 1: one thing about me, I got a granted chin. But
• 32:19
  Speaker 1: remember this, the same way you give it, you have
• 32:22
  Speaker 1: to be able to take it. Come on, I want
• 32:28
  Speaker 1: you to understand what I'm going to see. I'm going
• 32:32
  Speaker 1: to see a full blown who he can't kick, a
• 32:39
  Speaker 1: grab or anything. Yeah, what are the chances of him
• 32:44
  Speaker 1: snapping and just kicking Floyd? That chances is hat. Listen
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  Speaker 1: to me, when you remember getting your behind what you're
• 32:53
  Speaker 1: not start getting by holy thing did? Because now we fight. Yeah,
• 33:04
  Speaker 1: Karnor gonna have to stick back, step back and kick him. Yeah,
• 33:08
  Speaker 1: that's the possibility of that happening. Hey man, let me
• 33:10
  Speaker 1: explain something to you. Here's what boxing is so hard
• 33:13
  Speaker 1: to do. It's different from him m a. So when
• 33:16
  Speaker 1: you throw them punches and you steady missing when you
• 33:20
  Speaker 1: missed the punch, it's a lot of it because it's
• 33:22
  Speaker 1: exerted energy for no mental payoff. So when you constantly
• 33:25
  Speaker 1: missing and then round houses that he throw, he gonna
• 33:29
  Speaker 1: throw him a miss, but may we're gonna give him
• 33:32
  Speaker 1: something to take back with him when you get ready
• 33:35
  Speaker 1: through another one. There's a memory attached to that's a consequence.
• 33:39
  Speaker 1: So every time you throw that, hey making miss and
• 33:41
  Speaker 1: you gotta take two back with you. I'm telling you, man,
• 33:45
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna just this. What would that make you go?
• 33:50
  Speaker 1: You know what? I just need to kick him right
• 33:51
  Speaker 1: in the face. That's exactly around house. Damn kick even
• 34:00
  Speaker 1: in the face right now. That knows hurt. Okay, Well,
• 34:04
  Speaker 1: listen to what Connor McGregor says. He's telling everyone that
• 34:08
  Speaker 1: they should have that they should have left him and
• 34:11
  Speaker 1: m m a because he is going to take out
• 34:14
  Speaker 1: Floyd Mayweather. Take a lesson to this. And when it's
• 34:17
  Speaker 1: all Chad and do you know what, I'm gonna feel
• 34:20
  Speaker 1: a little bit side because you should have all kept
• 34:22
  Speaker 1: your mouth. Sure, you should have left me over on
• 34:24
  Speaker 1: that the game that I'm from, that more rootless game
• 34:26
  Speaker 1: where we bounce heads off the commas and drilled him
• 34:28
  Speaker 1: into the floor. You should have left me what I
• 34:30
  Speaker 1: was because this mine is not on my level. He's
• 34:32
  Speaker 1: not even a quarter of the mine. I am smed
• 34:38
  Speaker 1: Floyd because I'm thinking he might just go. You know,
• 34:41
  Speaker 1: damn all us right, I'm gonna just kick him in
• 34:43
  Speaker 1: the Floyd to know. Is this the last one for Floyd?
• 34:52
  Speaker 1: Is this? Yeah? Because he wasn't gonna do no more.
• 34:55
  Speaker 1: But McGregor talks so much. Man, I don't believe in
• 34:58
  Speaker 1: underestimating anyone. I don't think he's going to instrumental meeting,
• 35:01
  Speaker 1: but I think he's going alarm is. But let me
• 35:06
  Speaker 1: tell you what you need to do. Is they need
• 35:08
  Speaker 1: to had a camera on me. Yes, yes, I'm gonna
• 35:12
  Speaker 1: be there. I don't know where my seat is. All right,
• 35:16
  Speaker 1: come on, let's introducer. She's here with today's headline. Ladies
• 35:21
  Speaker 1: and gentlemen, miss and truth and much this is and
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  Speaker 1: trip everybody with the news, and let's do this. The
• 35:28
  Speaker 1: National Hurricane Center urgent communities along Texas Is central and
• 35:31
  Speaker 1: southern coast hurry up and finalize their preparations in advance
• 35:35
  Speaker 1: of Hurricane Harvey. Harvey expected to make landfalls sometime later
• 35:38
  Speaker 1: today or tomorrow as a category three hurricane, but right
• 35:41
  Speaker 1: now it's category to San Antonio. Mayor Ron Nuremberg says
• 35:45
  Speaker 1: his city is making room for evacuees. We're preparing both
• 35:47
  Speaker 1: to support the state's efforts to provide aid and relief
• 35:50
  Speaker 1: to coastal residents who may be impacted by Hurricane Harvey
• 35:54
  Speaker 1: and who are already heading this way. Predictions are that
• 35:56
  Speaker 1: Harvey will bring life threatening storm surges as well as
• 35:59
  Speaker 1: much is about thirty inches maybe forty inches of rain
• 36:02
  Speaker 1: in some places, so it's very very serious everybody. By
• 36:04
  Speaker 1: the way, a federal court has struck down Texas is
• 36:07
  Speaker 1: revised voter ID law. This latest law was supposed to
• 36:11
  Speaker 1: remedy the problems in the first one, problems that the
• 36:13
  Speaker 1: courts said clearly discriminated against blacks and Latinos, But now
• 36:16
  Speaker 1: a judge says in this latest version that doesn't go
• 36:19
  Speaker 1: far enough, and that it's also biased against minorities. The
• 36:21
  Speaker 1: Texas Attorney General says he's gonna appeal that the White
• 36:24
  Speaker 1: House finally sending the Pentagon. The Trump administrations do guidelines
• 36:28
  Speaker 1: on banning transgender people from the military. It's expected that
• 36:32
  Speaker 1: the transgender people we barred from enlisting, but that Defense
• 36:35
  Speaker 1: Secretary Jim Mathis will be the one to decide what
• 36:38
  Speaker 1: happens to those men and women already serving. Baseball Hall
• 36:41
  Speaker 1: of Fame Hank Aaron now speaking out against the way
• 36:43
  Speaker 1: NFL's treating Colin Kaepernick, saying the young man is getting
• 36:45
  Speaker 1: a real raw deal. Over the last few days, a
• 36:48
  Speaker 1: group of black cops demonstrate in support of the quarterbacks,
• 36:50
  Speaker 1: saying contrary to what people may claim, that they're not
• 36:53
  Speaker 1: insulted because he stood up for the the black people
• 36:57
  Speaker 1: you know shot by police officers. They say they weren't
• 36:59
  Speaker 1: insulted when to say. Evening, hundreds of people rallied outside
• 37:01
  Speaker 1: NFL head quarters in Manhattan's show their discussed at the
• 37:04
  Speaker 1: way Kaepernick is being treated and the double A CP
• 37:07
  Speaker 1: now is asking for a formal meeting with the Commission
• 37:10
  Speaker 1: of the NFL Roger Goodell about Kaepernick, US State Department
• 37:14
  Speaker 1: warning Americans for vacationing and Cancun Cosmeo los Cobbles say,
• 37:18
  Speaker 1: say it's dangerous. There sad news. Comic actor radio man
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  Speaker 1: Jay Thomas has died after losing about it with cancer.
• 37:23
  Speaker 1: I worked with him at ninety two K to You
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  Speaker 1: radio station when it was called Disco ninety two. He
• 37:27
  Speaker 1: will be missed. He was sixty nine years old. On
• 37:29
  Speaker 1: the lighter side, today Banana split Day and today National
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  Speaker 1: Butterfly twenty minutes after the hours. Stay tuned to the
• 37:38
  Speaker 1: Steve Harvey Morning Show. You're listening to the Steve Harvey
• 37:42
  Speaker 1: Morning Show. All right, it's time for the Butterfly. Let's
• 37:44
  Speaker 1: see Steve. Why don't you introduce Jay so Jay can
• 37:47
  Speaker 1: introduced the butterfly. What it's time? But butterfly? You make
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  Speaker 1: him so happy? Oh my god, I just love a
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  Speaker 1: great in reduction. Good morning, Shirley Carla Jr. But we've
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  Speaker 1: been going through therapy and j Anthony Brow don't thank
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  Speaker 1: you something to always introduced me. So so let's get
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  Speaker 1: down to it. I'm so excited because we're getting ready
• 38:15
  Speaker 1: to have my fight party tomorrow night. You're having you
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  Speaker 1: did not want to miss this. Let me give you
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  Speaker 1: Everything has a certain shake and hot dows sass Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: We're gonna have me by love Swedish. Yeah yeah, I
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  Speaker 1: love them. And then you dressing them in the South.
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  Speaker 1: That's gonna be good. Dress a lot. So anyway, I want,
• 39:32
  Speaker 1: okay everyone, if you want to come to my fire party,
• 39:40
  Speaker 1: and Steve not gonna be here, but June your car
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  Speaker 1: like Shirley if anthy brown. I want you to come
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  Speaker 1: out with in PARKI because you get much meat. Fifteen
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  Speaker 1: summicizes the question? How much would you say you have
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  Speaker 1: invested in this poem? I don't perspect hind of hours.
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  Speaker 1: I'm people. Do you need to come so you can
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  Speaker 1: get the money back? I don't haven't even down that
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  Speaker 1: man Stephen into the four times that's sixty long division.
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  Speaker 1: You need forty six people. I don't invite a twenty
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  Speaker 1: two am I coming out short? Look like I'm gonna
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  Speaker 1: be bringing you some meat after the past. What's not
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  Speaker 1: with my meat? Get it together? You gotta murder another
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  Speaker 1: hit when we come back. Happy to be on this show.
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  Speaker 1: You're listening to all right, y'all? Uh, it's time j
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  Speaker 1: Anthony Brown. What you got We're gonna murder here today?
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  Speaker 1: What we got? We got one for you, Steve and everybody.
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  Speaker 1: A lot of people have decided not to let the
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  Speaker 1: canoes go. They can't go hat, which is cool, but
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  Speaker 1: they're still wearing them backwards and that's just that's not cool.
• 41:26
  Speaker 1: So this is dedicated to those people who will not
• 41:30
  Speaker 1: let the king go go? Who who? What? What? What? Song?
• 41:34
  Speaker 1: We're doing it though? Oh? The song is to um
• 41:37
  Speaker 1: angel angel if I need a baker, my bad angel.
• 41:45
  Speaker 1: It's amazing how I do it. You got to see
• 41:47
  Speaker 1: how it fits all in there. Let's go. The sun
• 41:55
  Speaker 1: goes out to George Wallace, my Road, Doug Van Name,
• 42:02
  Speaker 1: Samuel L. Jackson, L L. Cool, James, Missy Elliott, last
• 42:10
  Speaker 1: but not least lebron James during him back to another
• 42:21
  Speaker 1: place in time when I had a Helline. Time will
• 42:31
  Speaker 1: long with Jane, But you keep me the same My
• 42:36
  Speaker 1: cant no, ohkay, no, you're my can whoakay? No styles
• 43:00
  Speaker 1: like mine? People say out of date. I really need
• 43:07
  Speaker 1: to dress not a young one, mormage. They're all wrong
• 43:13
  Speaker 1: because I'm the cool my cat. Oh, I can't let
• 43:30
  Speaker 1: go whoa come out of the King's a nice head.
• 43:38
  Speaker 1: And George and yours is way too small, some small dude,
• 43:44
  Speaker 1: It's way too damn smar Come man, nobody White is
• 43:49
  Speaker 1: gonna tell you this to Sid came no, no, cant
• 43:56
  Speaker 1: no day again. Laid that's that's that's that was right there.
• 44:10
  Speaker 1: But lay George, George and George is too small. They
• 44:20
  Speaker 1: still wear them backwards? Man, Can I tell yeah that was?
• 44:30
  Speaker 1: I will be at the Jay spot for night, Yes, sir, yes, sir,
• 44:35
  Speaker 1: you can actually say a little bit what I was
• 44:39
  Speaker 1: gonna say. He really yeah, Yeah, that was a good jack.
• 44:51
  Speaker 1: That was take me back to another place in time.
• 44:55
  Speaker 1: But nobody tell you. I thought that would be steve
• 45:01
  Speaker 1: s favorite line. Nobody White is going to tell you
• 45:03
  Speaker 1: that many Hawkins. Thank you coming back on the job.
• 45:16
  Speaker 1: You couldn't talk about these hits at long, No, we
• 45:19
  Speaker 1: just played them and then we moved on. All right,
• 45:28
  Speaker 1: thank you. Jay coming up, we have a prank phone
• 45:30
  Speaker 1: call for you from the nephew. No we can talk about.
• 45:36
  Speaker 1: You're listening to Steve Harvey Morning Show. All right, Steve
• 45:40
  Speaker 1: coming up at the top of the hour, right about
• 45:42
  Speaker 1: four minutes after I get ready for today's Strawberry letter.
• 45:47
  Speaker 1: But up next, Up next the nephew's prank phone call.
• 45:59
  Speaker 1: What you got know? Not saying what's tomorrow? Ain't the fight?
• 46:03
  Speaker 1: Yes it is fight party? Even leave me out of here.
• 46:10
  Speaker 1: I got praised for every type of you. Then here
• 46:13
  Speaker 1: go to fight party. Yeah, I'm trying to speak to Troy. Yeah, hey, Troy,
• 46:20
  Speaker 1: you're doing man? It's Kurby Man. Uh, I live a
• 46:22
  Speaker 1: couple of streets over from you. What's happening with your brother? Uh,
• 46:25
  Speaker 1: Kirby Kenny? Kenny gave me you got kid? You know
• 46:30
  Speaker 1: Kenny on your street? Right? Oh yeah, yeah, no killing
• 46:33
  Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, Kenny, give me your number. Man, I wanted
• 46:35
  Speaker 1: to reach out. I'm inviting a lot of people in
• 46:37
  Speaker 1: the neighborhood. Man. You know Mayweather fight, So I'm inviting
• 46:40
  Speaker 1: a lot of people over to the fight party over
• 46:42
  Speaker 1: here in my house. Oh yeah yeah, I'm gonna watch
• 46:45
  Speaker 1: it on fight too. Learns that don't sound like a
• 46:47
  Speaker 1: bad idea, man, Okay, okay, well listen, man, come on through.
• 46:50
  Speaker 1: Everybody's gonna be getting here like around seven seven thirty
• 46:54
  Speaker 1: and uh man, we got food, We got luck of
• 46:56
  Speaker 1: margaritea machine. My boy, he's gonna be on the grill
• 46:59
  Speaker 1: with the burgers and and the hot dogs. Man, and
• 47:01
  Speaker 1: one of my other partner's gonna be smoking some wings. Man,
• 47:04
  Speaker 1: so we we could. Man. So I'm just inviting a
• 47:06
  Speaker 1: bunch of people in the neighborhood to come through. Cool.
• 47:08
  Speaker 1: You need me to brace some through mash wine anything.
• 47:11
  Speaker 1: Uh look at now that you uh, now that you
• 47:14
  Speaker 1: mentioned it. Man, we we were missing a little something. Um,
• 47:17
  Speaker 1: let me let me ask you this here, Troy. You um,
• 47:20
  Speaker 1: you got cable at your house? Yeah? Yeah, I got cable. Okay,
• 47:24
  Speaker 1: listen here what we need, man, I got about four
• 47:28
  Speaker 1: thousand feet a cable card. And what I wanna do
• 47:32
  Speaker 1: is come over there and hook up this cable card
• 47:37
  Speaker 1: to your house and running two streets over to my
• 47:41
  Speaker 1: house so we can watch the fight in the backyard.
• 47:44
  Speaker 1: Wait wait, wait, wait, hold on, man, I know you
• 47:46
  Speaker 1: hold up man ship, I know hold I know you
• 47:49
  Speaker 1: didn't just say I say that again? You want you
• 47:51
  Speaker 1: got got, like I said, we got the food. The
• 47:55
  Speaker 1: look of all of that. Man, you know a lot
• 47:57
  Speaker 1: of people coming over, but see the parliament, I ain't
• 48:00
  Speaker 1: our cable here at the house behind is you're gonna
• 48:02
  Speaker 1: have a fight party and you ain't got no cable,
• 48:04
  Speaker 1: and that's what I'm saying. That's what I'm saying. You
• 48:06
  Speaker 1: asked me working with you help I wish, So that's
• 48:08
  Speaker 1: what I'm asking you. I used to wait for the
• 48:11
  Speaker 1: cable coming. I know how to look it up at
• 48:12
  Speaker 1: your house. I know how to bypass pay per view,
• 48:15
  Speaker 1: and we're gonna run. It's two streets so I got
• 48:18
  Speaker 1: a real duable cable card. I got a big TV.
• 48:20
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna put out in the backyard. You called me
• 48:23
  Speaker 1: and invite me to a fight party, y'all ain't got
• 48:25
  Speaker 1: no no, no cable. Now you want me to do
• 48:28
  Speaker 1: something illegal and run folk doesn't see the cable wives
• 48:31
  Speaker 1: two streets over to my backyard. Over the sit I
• 48:35
  Speaker 1: might heal the wife phone un Get me put out.
• 48:39
  Speaker 1: I'm already having I don't know what my margarets are original.
• 48:42
  Speaker 1: Now you want me to do something illegal? Get me
• 48:44
  Speaker 1: put out? Okay, I understand that, do well listening. What
• 48:46
  Speaker 1: I'm saying is, no, we're just talking about for a
• 48:48
  Speaker 1: few hour. We ain't open. We ain't like we're gonna
• 48:51
  Speaker 1: do it for a couple of days and nothing. I
• 48:53
  Speaker 1: don't know how you can leaven a call it col
• 48:55
  Speaker 1: up a cat man and right about to a fight party.
• 48:58
  Speaker 1: You ain't got no cable, okay, but in fight you
• 49:00
  Speaker 1: you funny get looking food and stuff. Man, you funny
• 49:03
  Speaker 1: have a good time. Do your card. Let let me
• 49:05
  Speaker 1: let me get a little bit of okay before a
• 49:07
  Speaker 1: couple of hours so everybody can watch the fight. So
• 49:09
  Speaker 1: you want to have a fight part that my hat? Man,
• 49:11
  Speaker 1: I don't know you like that. You know, I'm not
• 49:12
  Speaker 1: saying we have a Howler house. Man, I'm like, I'm
• 49:17
  Speaker 1: gonna we're having it at my We're just using your cable. Man,
• 49:21
  Speaker 1: I can't have no cable. I don't do nothing that legal. Man.
• 49:23
  Speaker 1: I'm not having no police in front of my house.
• 49:25
  Speaker 1: And I got I got a family night a family man.
• 49:27
  Speaker 1: I got to get up every morning, go to work.
• 49:29
  Speaker 1: I work hard. I'm not and I got that. Man.
• 49:32
  Speaker 1: I'm just killing you for a few hours, man, so
• 49:34
  Speaker 1: we everybody see the may Weather fight. Man, you're saying,
• 49:37
  Speaker 1: could man Kenny Man, I don't know. I don't even
• 49:39
  Speaker 1: know y'all people like that. Man. I don't know Kenny Well.
• 49:42
  Speaker 1: I didn't know because of keep a nice yard. Man,
• 49:44
  Speaker 1: I don't know y'all. I keep you having no laws
• 49:46
  Speaker 1: and all of them my children running wound this cave.
• 49:48
  Speaker 1: But coming from my highland, I can't have that, man.
• 49:50
  Speaker 1: I'm not here with the white fold. The white folks
• 49:51
  Speaker 1: are not having it. Man. I understand all that, man,
• 49:53
  Speaker 1: but I didn't fight it all these people. I can't
• 49:55
  Speaker 1: disappoint these people. I got to have to fight on
• 49:58
  Speaker 1: at the house. I understand you, brother. I want to
• 50:01
  Speaker 1: be at your house watching the fight too, But I
• 50:02
  Speaker 1: ain't no where in the world. If the hair no
• 50:04
  Speaker 1: folks out for the cable ruther from my house, I
• 50:06
  Speaker 1: can't see that one. I'm not hit a suburb now
• 50:08
  Speaker 1: with a family, and now I can't do the type
• 50:10
  Speaker 1: of thing I can't. I don't want the police. I
• 50:12
  Speaker 1: don't want the cable cable man, you only want in
• 50:14
  Speaker 1: the suburby. I'm not here to what I'm trying to
• 50:16
  Speaker 1: tell you. If I'm nothing to disappoint the people now,
• 50:19
  Speaker 1: I want to have your approval, but I'm coming to
• 50:21
  Speaker 1: hook this cable up. You're coming well to hook up
• 50:23
  Speaker 1: from cable. I'm coming to your eyes to hook this
• 50:26
  Speaker 1: table and run it to streets. O Oh, So if
• 50:28
  Speaker 1: I say you can't hook it up, you're gonna come
• 50:30
  Speaker 1: and hook up anyway. That was you're telling me. I'm
• 50:32
  Speaker 1: telling you, I can't disappoint these people. I'm coming to
• 50:35
  Speaker 1: hook this cable up, man, whether you like it or not. Now,
• 50:39
  Speaker 1: if you put me for my our folk out for
• 50:41
  Speaker 1: the cable, it's the one I got a right. Hey man,
• 50:44
  Speaker 1: I can't disappoint these people. Now. I'm just trying to
• 50:46
  Speaker 1: get you to show some law for you. Just have
• 50:49
  Speaker 1: a shot form if you can come over to my house.
• 50:51
  Speaker 1: You're bringing people, you can come with you so they
• 50:53
  Speaker 1: can see a fight. Hey man, what what are you?
• 50:55
  Speaker 1: What are you saying? You're trying to tell me you
• 50:57
  Speaker 1: ain't gonna let me hook the cable up when I
• 50:59
  Speaker 1: get over that and look on it, and I'll be
• 51:01
  Speaker 1: wearing out there with no certain shot and you ain't
• 51:04
  Speaker 1: gonna fit team around with me, and then I'm nothing
• 51:06
  Speaker 1: to see Kenny me you was, I know who to extend,
• 51:09
  Speaker 1: but you're not gonna give me the breaking along in
• 51:10
  Speaker 1: front of my shitter and out here. Man, I'm thinking
• 51:12
  Speaker 1: nine years I'll play them games. Man. When I was
• 51:14
  Speaker 1: you know, you made with a cut of course, me
• 51:16
  Speaker 1: with a lot of money. But hey, I'm not going
• 51:18
  Speaker 1: for I'm not going for that roud the side. Brother,
• 51:20
  Speaker 1: you're not having all that activity going on in my house.
• 51:22
  Speaker 1: I'm coming over that and I'm looking up this cable.
• 51:25
  Speaker 1: When you come over here, you to bad. I got
• 51:27
  Speaker 1: something front of you tested you come over. I'm sitting
• 51:29
  Speaker 1: in front of my house right now. I can't it
• 51:31
  Speaker 1: comes whining to Mr Covery. I got some from y'all all.
• 51:34
  Speaker 1: I'm telling you. I I'm coming over the look my
• 51:37
  Speaker 1: cable though, so these people can watch height they were
• 51:39
  Speaker 1: lining up there and you're gonna come take some care
• 51:42
  Speaker 1: from my house. Lining up, I'm gonna have my wife's
• 51:44
  Speaker 1: taking my hands up right now. So I'm being's like.
• 51:46
  Speaker 1: I got one more thing I need to say to you, though,
• 51:48
  Speaker 1: is you're listening. I don't care what you say. You're
• 51:50
  Speaker 1: coming from my house. You might rasing me what you
• 51:52
  Speaker 1: because you're gonna leave here. You can front of my
• 51:54
  Speaker 1: house a cable car. I don't know who you is.
• 51:57
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna want Kenny when then I see him, I
• 51:59
  Speaker 1: don't want him on say. I don't get my cheering
• 52:01
  Speaker 1: in the car. His cheering to come and I'm gonna
• 52:04
  Speaker 1: whoop you if you come out here this time about
• 52:06
  Speaker 1: your from camera I'm to put you right here, man,
• 52:09
  Speaker 1: come out right now. I said, I got one more
• 52:12
  Speaker 1: thing to say that you are. What you got to
• 52:15
  Speaker 1: say is you listen to me. I'm listening. This is
• 52:18
  Speaker 1: nephew caught me from the Steve Harvey Morning Show. You
• 52:21
  Speaker 1: just got cranked by your boy? Who who you said?
• 52:28
  Speaker 1: This here? This is nephew tire me from the Steve
• 52:31
  Speaker 1: Harvey Morning Show. And I know you had called my phone. Man,
• 52:35
  Speaker 1: my blood pressure hid here. You got me read this club.
• 52:38
  Speaker 1: I mean I got my cliss from and my cliss
• 52:41
  Speaker 1: from a lyric thing. Man. You got me reading about
• 52:43
  Speaker 1: somebody out there. All right, man, I gotta ask you
• 52:47
  Speaker 1: this right here, choy, what is what is the baddest
• 52:49
  Speaker 1: I'm talking about the baddest radio show in the land, man,
• 52:53
  Speaker 1: Steve Harvey Morning Show. Man, y'all crazy? Did I show
• 52:56
  Speaker 1: a justice? You did it? Man? Name the name the event?
• 53:02
  Speaker 1: You gotta you gotta prank for it like everything Thanksgiving?
• 53:06
  Speaker 1: Can I throw it in? And I'm in Tampa next Saturday.
• 53:08
  Speaker 1: Me Frankie Beverly Kelly Price Tank the nephew was hosting
• 53:13
  Speaker 1: the show. Tickets on sail right now. So Frankie gonna
• 53:17
  Speaker 1: have on white. Yes, Mr last heard, ain't got one
• 53:20
  Speaker 1: one color back there in that jest. I've been back
• 53:23
  Speaker 1: and but is he the red? White or black? And
• 53:25
  Speaker 1: I've seen it and it's a thousand of them? I mean,
• 53:29
  Speaker 1: is it the same outfit? It's the same tiny ass outfit.
• 53:36
  Speaker 1: Have you murdered a frank? But but you're going to
• 53:40
  Speaker 1: be been the backstead. It's a it's a thousand black,
• 53:43
  Speaker 1: a thousand white, and a thousand red. Really watches the
• 53:48
  Speaker 1: match everything and and and the shoes, right, that makes
• 53:53
  Speaker 1: it easy. He's got three colors, and how you feel?
• 53:57
  Speaker 1: But later that you said, what color are you wearing? Tommy,
• 54:01
  Speaker 1: I'm wearing white too. What you wear white with a cap?
• 54:07
  Speaker 1: White with a stop? Y'all? Put his white with said
• 54:10
  Speaker 1: white with to w classes you better white? You're gonna
• 54:17
  Speaker 1: wear a white beating No, no, white with a white
• 54:24
  Speaker 1: cap and maybe a wife beat underneath. Quite a minute.
• 54:30
  Speaker 1: I got to do this. Watch work, Watch me work, queen.
• 54:36
  Speaker 1: Coming up at the top of the hour, right about
• 54:38
  Speaker 1: four minutes after quite queen, let's go to work. You
• 54:45
  Speaker 1: probably fair walking food playing was walking way okay? All right?
• 54:58
  Speaker 1: Coming up in about an hour. Another exciting episode of
• 55:01
  Speaker 1: the Steve Harvey Morning Show is bad acting field. Yeah,
• 55:05
  Speaker 1: the Chapman's will be here and you don't want to
• 55:08
  Speaker 1: miss it. But coming up the Strawberry Letter. We'll be
• 55:12
  Speaker 1: right back. You're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show.
• 55:16
  Speaker 1: All right, the crazy Strawberry Letter is on deck. But first,
• 55:19
  Speaker 1: on a very serious note, we want our neighbors along
• 55:22
  Speaker 1: the Gulf coast to be prepared and we want you
• 55:24
  Speaker 1: guys to stay safe. Um, the National Hurricane Center says
• 55:29
  Speaker 1: storm Harvey. Norm Harvey. You know you know that he
• 55:38
  Speaker 1: could actually tell up the chateau. Did you notice? I
• 55:41
  Speaker 1: don't really want to do that. Man. I don't want
• 55:43
  Speaker 1: no harm or nobody. I don't know why they're calling
• 55:46
  Speaker 1: it Harvey. You know, I'm tired of stuff being name that.
• 55:48
  Speaker 1: Now you're gonna be this year all the time. Now
• 55:54
  Speaker 1: there's you can't wait for What did that do? When
• 55:59
  Speaker 1: you're talking about to day your barn, he gonna talk
• 56:03
  Speaker 1: about me on seeing it. Hey, pacar, you're gonna mess around,
• 56:10
  Speaker 1: And I like, really wasn't cool what he says. I
• 56:14
  Speaker 1: just I didn't want to warn you. Now, I don't
• 56:15
  Speaker 1: start the war words because you say what you do,
• 56:18
  Speaker 1: because I'm gonna take it all out of politics. We're
• 56:22
  Speaker 1: gonna get into some family background or like that, and
• 56:25
  Speaker 1: you ain't gonna like it. Yeah, don't get it. Don't
• 56:28
  Speaker 1: play with the comedian. I got right on the National
• 56:32
  Speaker 1: Hurricane sitners. The storm Harvey is expected to bring a
• 56:35
  Speaker 1: large storm surge. Forecasters expect the storm to bring a
• 56:39
  Speaker 1: lot of rain and uh risk of flooding. So please
• 56:43
  Speaker 1: stay safe. Storm hard pretty right, yeah in Houston. Yeah,
• 56:49
  Speaker 1: it's the only storm with a big gass mushta. Harvey
• 56:55
  Speaker 1: and Junior just had you guys just have houses, regular houses, right,
• 57:00
  Speaker 1: Who do you mean regular house? Because Tommy has a
• 57:02
  Speaker 1: chateau down. We just had. The last thing I need
• 57:07
  Speaker 1: is for Harvey to destroy. I don't want to. I
• 57:10
  Speaker 1: want you all a little safe. Yeah, tom you're gonna
• 57:16
  Speaker 1: make it. I'm gonna make it. Oh Yeah, I don't
• 57:20
  Speaker 1: get done with this. It's gonna be like lightning. I
• 57:23
  Speaker 1: don't know if I got plastic bad. I put all
• 57:25
  Speaker 1: it up so I can't see none of that. I
• 57:27
  Speaker 1: come all my windows, I don't I can't be looking
• 57:29
  Speaker 1: at they're seeing nothing. Electricity running across you see it.
• 57:31
  Speaker 1: You just I'm done. I'm done. But I'm talking about
• 57:35
  Speaker 1: storm Harvey. Yeah, I'm covering all the windows with all.
• 57:39
  Speaker 1: I'm doing lightning specifically over I'm just doing I'm gonna
• 57:47
  Speaker 1: just be doing Harvey star Mark. But it sounds the
• 57:51
  Speaker 1: thunder doesn't bother you tell me your thunder bother me.
• 57:54
  Speaker 1: But but i'd lightning just I'm concerned about that rolls Roy.
• 57:59
  Speaker 1: It's in the ground this. Yeah, when you thank you
• 58:01
  Speaker 1: in the disco, all I'm gonna do so good, especially
• 58:11
  Speaker 1: that pre owned Rose Roy. You got a pre own
• 58:14
  Speaker 1: something like your old fleet. You don't want to know
• 58:19
  Speaker 1: the fleet, but your warranty A right, I got warrant,
• 58:25
  Speaker 1: thank you. Storing is in here all right, right and
• 58:29
  Speaker 1: fleet comfort Yeah this corner, madies and gentlemen, welcome to
• 58:37
  Speaker 1: an episode of the Half and Wow. But anyway we
• 58:45
  Speaker 1: do have because I got neither war. Junior got quiet
• 58:52
  Speaker 1: because I had that life and it in worth it
• 58:55
  Speaker 1: right right exact se It's all good, yeah, but be
• 59:04
  Speaker 1: careful if you're down there, take precautions, watch the lights, yeah,
• 59:09
  Speaker 1: and listen to the officials, the city officials, and do
• 59:13
  Speaker 1: what they take. Always one with the big truck with
• 59:20
  Speaker 1: rolling through han up everything you gotta protect yourselves again.
• 59:25
  Speaker 1: Evacuate your brain, evacuate ya. Definitely what they get your
• 59:30
  Speaker 1: portable charges water. I don't like when people I'm staying
• 59:37
  Speaker 1: here and save my house, ride it out, save yourself.
• 59:41
  Speaker 1: You can get another house. You can't get another you.
• 59:44
  Speaker 1: That's why you pay at right, don't worry about that.
• 59:48
  Speaker 1: Get your family to safety and stay safe. That's right.
• 59:51
  Speaker 1: That's right, ladies and gentlemen. Yeah, that's it. Bu hold
• 59:55
  Speaker 1: on tight here it is strawberry letters. Thank you tell
• 59:59
  Speaker 1: me it's object. Should know better. I am a twenty
• 1:00:03
  Speaker 1: three year old African American young lady with no children,
• 1:00:06
  Speaker 1: who was financially independent. My escapade started last June when
• 1:00:11
  Speaker 1: I met the man who I thought was my soul mate.
• 1:00:14
  Speaker 1: Now before you say I'm too young for that, I
• 1:00:17
  Speaker 1: have a very old soul and have always been more
• 1:00:20
  Speaker 1: mature and wiser than my years. So I met this
• 1:00:24
  Speaker 1: man who will call dummy, and he basically swept me
• 1:00:29
  Speaker 1: off my feet. When we met, I was still living
• 1:00:32
  Speaker 1: large at home with my parents, and so was he.
• 1:00:36
  Speaker 1: We began dating exclusively and things took off quite quickly.
• 1:00:40
  Speaker 1: One evening he came over. One thing led to another
• 1:00:43
  Speaker 1: and my parents caught us in a compromising position. Being
• 1:00:47
  Speaker 1: the people who my parents are, they didn't stand for
• 1:00:50
  Speaker 1: it and kicked my butt out on the street, which
• 1:00:53
  Speaker 1: was well deserved for disrespecting their home. Well, dummy took
• 1:00:58
  Speaker 1: me in with his mother there and aunt and their
• 1:01:02
  Speaker 1: five grandkids, and I did my best to stay out
• 1:01:06
  Speaker 1: of the way and contribute to the household. Well, needless
• 1:01:10
  Speaker 1: to say, once I started getting back on my feet,
• 1:01:14
  Speaker 1: he sensed my independence and started to become insecure and
• 1:01:18
  Speaker 1: started to cheat and to be abusive. Once he since
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  Speaker 1: that I didn't need him anymore, he kicked me out. Well,
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  Speaker 1: now I have my own place and I am doing
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  Speaker 1: very well. Might I add, but now dummy has a
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  Speaker 1: woman pregnant and has now been kicked out of his
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  Speaker 1: home by his folks, and since he took me in,
• 1:01:39
  Speaker 1: he feels I am obligated to let him stay until
• 1:01:42
  Speaker 1: he gets on his feet. He has since broken into
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  Speaker 1: my home twice and is persistent about being in my household.
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  Speaker 1: Please help, I really need some advice about this one. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: First of all, call the police, Call all the police.
• 1:02:00
  Speaker 1: This man is breaking into your house. Call the police.
• 1:02:04
  Speaker 1: All right, get a restraining order on him. Call his mama,
• 1:02:09
  Speaker 1: tell his mama what he's doing, since he still lives
• 1:02:11
  Speaker 1: at home. This grown man, You know, I gotta tell
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  Speaker 1: you you're not as wise and mature as you think
• 1:02:17
  Speaker 1: you are. You've done some very immature things here of course,
• 1:02:20
  Speaker 1: you know, getting caught in your parents house. Um, you know,
• 1:02:23
  Speaker 1: I say, you go talk to your parents. You patch
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  Speaker 1: things up with your parents. It's great that you're on
• 1:02:28
  Speaker 1: your own right now, but you're struggling patch things up
• 1:02:31
  Speaker 1: with your parents because you need some help against this
• 1:02:33
  Speaker 1: guy who is abusive. Um. You know, he is crazy
• 1:02:38
  Speaker 1: and you don't need to be around him. So please
• 1:02:40
  Speaker 1: call the police on him and get a restraining order
• 1:02:42
  Speaker 1: and patch things up with your parents. All right, those
• 1:02:46
  Speaker 1: are the mature things to do. How do you get out?
• 1:02:50
  Speaker 1: I see, I see, I see a whole nother letter. Good, Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: I see a whole No, I don't see. I don't
• 1:02:58
  Speaker 1: see none as here. Oh I'll see it, but I
• 1:03:00
  Speaker 1: see what's really going on here. Okay, that's all right?
• 1:03:04
  Speaker 1: All right, Well about cold Cracker twelve after we'll be back.
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  Speaker 1: You're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show coming up
• 1:03:10
  Speaker 1: in about twenty minutes. Get ready for another exciting episode
• 1:03:14
  Speaker 1: of bad acting bitter But Steve Harvey, so harpera baby.
• 1:03:20
  Speaker 1: It's called the Chapmans. You don't want to miss it.
• 1:03:22
  Speaker 1: But come on, Steve, let's finish your response to part
• 1:03:25
  Speaker 1: two of today's Strawberry Letter right now. Come on, Steve,
• 1:03:31
  Speaker 1: come on, I'm gonna need you to focus. I want
• 1:03:33
  Speaker 1: you to Okay, I got it for you to shiit
• 1:03:36
  Speaker 1: no better. It is the subject. I'm a twenty three
• 1:03:39
  Speaker 1: year old African American young lady with no children who's
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  Speaker 1: finally independent. Mascotpage started last yearne when I met the
• 1:03:44
  Speaker 1: man who I thought was my soul mate. Now before
• 1:03:46
  Speaker 1: you say I'm too young for that, I have a
• 1:03:48
  Speaker 1: very old soul and have always been more ma chewing
• 1:03:51
  Speaker 1: wiser than my years. So I met this man who
• 1:03:53
  Speaker 1: will call dummy. He basically swept me off my feet.
• 1:03:57
  Speaker 1: When we met, I was still living at home with
• 1:03:58
  Speaker 1: my parents, and so we heat. We began dating exclusively,
• 1:04:02
  Speaker 1: and things took off quite quickly. One evening he came over.
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  Speaker 1: One thing led to another. My parents caught us in
• 1:04:07
  Speaker 1: an uncompromising position. Being the people who my parents are,
• 1:04:10
  Speaker 1: they didn't stand for it and kicked my butt out
• 1:04:12
  Speaker 1: on the street, which was well deserved for disrespecting their home. Well,
• 1:04:16
  Speaker 1: dummy took me in with his mother and aunt nay
• 1:04:18
  Speaker 1: five grandkids, and I I would and I would do
• 1:04:24
  Speaker 1: well did but and I would do my best to
• 1:04:27
  Speaker 1: stay out of the way and contribute to the household. Well,
• 1:04:31
  Speaker 1: needless to say, once I started getting back on my feet,
• 1:04:33
  Speaker 1: he sensed my independence and started to become insecure and
• 1:04:37
  Speaker 1: started to cheat and to be abusive. Once he sensed
• 1:04:40
  Speaker 1: that I didn't need him anymore, he kicked me out. Well,
• 1:04:43
  Speaker 1: now I have my own place and I'm doing very well.
• 1:04:45
  Speaker 1: Might I have? But now Dummy as a woman pregnant
• 1:04:47
  Speaker 1: and has been kicked out of his home by his folks,
• 1:04:50
  Speaker 1: and since he took me in, he feels I'm obligated
• 1:04:52
  Speaker 1: to let him stay until he gets on his feet.
• 1:04:55
  Speaker 1: He has since broken into my home twice, and it's
• 1:04:58
  Speaker 1: persistent about being in my household. Please help, I really
• 1:05:01
  Speaker 1: need some advice about this one. Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
• 1:05:05
  Speaker 1: you shoulder. Let me break this letter down quick as
• 1:05:07
  Speaker 1: I can. Let's just get to this. See, I pay
• 1:05:11
  Speaker 1: attention to what people say in their letters. Now, before
• 1:05:13
  Speaker 1: you say I'm too young for that I have a
• 1:05:16
  Speaker 1: very old soul and have always been more mature and
• 1:05:19
  Speaker 1: wiser than my years. Okay, now, so I met this
• 1:05:24
  Speaker 1: man who will call dummy. He basically swept me off
• 1:05:28
  Speaker 1: my feet. Okay, now let's go right here, ladies. If
• 1:05:31
  Speaker 1: the man you meet you calling dummy and dummy sweeps
• 1:05:35
  Speaker 1: you off your feet, what that makes you? So? Really,
• 1:05:39
  Speaker 1: this letter is about dumb and dumb up. Come on,
• 1:05:43
  Speaker 1: so now this letter really ain't just about dumby now
• 1:05:45
  Speaker 1: this number, this letter is about dumb and dumber, because
• 1:05:48
  Speaker 1: ain't a dumbing no who had never swept me off
• 1:05:50
  Speaker 1: my feet. I've never been swept off my feet, but
• 1:05:53
  Speaker 1: I've never been taken a gasp by a dummy. Okay.
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  Speaker 1: When we met, I was living home my parents, so
• 1:06:01
  Speaker 1: was he. We begin uh quickly dating exclusively, and to
• 1:06:05
  Speaker 1: things took off quite quickly. Now here's a deal. One
• 1:06:08
  Speaker 1: evening he came over one thing land through another. My
• 1:06:10
  Speaker 1: parents caught us in an uncompromising position, and people, being
• 1:06:14
  Speaker 1: my parents, they couldn't stand if they kicked my butt
• 1:06:15
  Speaker 1: out of the street. Your parents came home and caught
• 1:06:17
  Speaker 1: y'all what in an uncompromising position. Now let's go back
• 1:06:21
  Speaker 1: to the top of the letter. I have a very
• 1:06:24
  Speaker 1: old soul, and I've always been considered more mature and
• 1:06:27
  Speaker 1: wiser than my years. You just did a very adolescent thing.
• 1:06:32
  Speaker 1: You're screwing in your mom and um house. You ain't
• 1:06:35
  Speaker 1: got no house, and he ain't got no house. So
• 1:06:38
  Speaker 1: the letter you're trying to make me thank you all
• 1:06:40
  Speaker 1: that maturing stuff, and this dude is all that dumb.
• 1:06:42
  Speaker 1: I ain't buying into none of this because you're doing
• 1:06:45
  Speaker 1: an adolescent thing and your mama and um. How getting
• 1:06:48
  Speaker 1: caught by your mom and um that they put you out.
• 1:06:50
  Speaker 1: That don't sound wiser before your year, then your years
• 1:06:54
  Speaker 1: and more mature to meet here go to letter again. Well,
• 1:07:00
  Speaker 1: dummy took me in with his mother, aunt and five grandkids,
• 1:07:04
  Speaker 1: and I did my best to stay out the way.
• 1:07:07
  Speaker 1: How to hell you stay out the way in one
• 1:07:10
  Speaker 1: house with a mama or aunt and five kids? How
• 1:07:15
  Speaker 1: and how he's still living at too? How big is that? Creal?
• 1:07:23
  Speaker 1: You can't stay out nobody way? Once again, it ain't
• 1:07:28
  Speaker 1: just him that's dumb. In the letter, you must have
• 1:07:32
  Speaker 1: been under the bed the whole time you was at
• 1:07:34
  Speaker 1: the house. That's the only way I can see you
• 1:07:35
  Speaker 1: out to weigh in this little crowded ass out. Well,
• 1:07:38
  Speaker 1: needless to say, once I started getting back on my feet,
• 1:07:41
  Speaker 1: he says, and he started to become insecure and started
• 1:07:44
  Speaker 1: to cheat and to be abusive. How long was you
• 1:07:47
  Speaker 1: in the house? And I disagree with you? No, no, no,
• 1:07:50
  Speaker 1: no no. Your boy has always been this way. See,
• 1:07:54
  Speaker 1: we don't become insecure, start cheating and get abusive. That's
• 1:07:59
  Speaker 1: always been in his m O. But you maturing wise
• 1:08:02
  Speaker 1: and beyond your years, you probably would have caught that
• 1:08:05
  Speaker 1: if you had. You know, wasn't that's dumb If you
• 1:08:09
  Speaker 1: weren't dumb it in him because you got swept off
• 1:08:11
  Speaker 1: your feet by dummy. Remember this man, he kicked you out.
• 1:08:15
  Speaker 1: Now you got your own place, doing right, doing real well. Um.
• 1:08:21
  Speaker 1: But now dummy has a woman pregnant and has been
• 1:08:25
  Speaker 1: kicked out of his home by his folks. And since
• 1:08:28
  Speaker 1: he took me, and he feels I'm modilgated to let
• 1:08:30
  Speaker 1: him stay in TI gets on his feet. Hey, dumber,
• 1:08:33
  Speaker 1: if dummy has a woman pregnant, why don't dummy go
• 1:08:38
  Speaker 1: stay with the woman he got pregnant? Why is he
• 1:08:41
  Speaker 1: talking to you? And why are you listening to him?
• 1:08:45
  Speaker 1: Because he ain't the only dumb person in the letter. See,
• 1:08:51
  Speaker 1: I ain't even happened to me. But if you got
• 1:08:54
  Speaker 1: a woman pregnant, why don't you gonna stay with Hull?
• 1:08:57
  Speaker 1: He probably lives with her. They didn't put out. You
• 1:09:04
  Speaker 1: feel like now I'm obligated to let him stay till
• 1:09:06
  Speaker 1: he gets on history. He's broken into my home twice,
• 1:09:09
  Speaker 1: and it's persistent about being in my household. He's persistent
• 1:09:13
  Speaker 1: about being in your house cold because after he breaks
• 1:09:16
  Speaker 1: in the house, you let him sit there and you
• 1:09:18
  Speaker 1: listen to what he got to say. See, can't nobody
• 1:09:21
  Speaker 1: just keep breaking into your house? You're lying, He's coming
• 1:09:26
  Speaker 1: over you, letting him sit down, and you're listening to
• 1:09:29
  Speaker 1: this sob story. Please help, I really need some advice,
• 1:09:33
  Speaker 1: But get back with her parents. Listen to me, Like
• 1:09:40
  Speaker 1: Shirley said, first of all, you can get a restraining
• 1:09:43
  Speaker 1: order on this food. But you ain't gonna get no
• 1:09:44
  Speaker 1: restraining order because you're stupid too, And you're gonna sit
• 1:09:46
  Speaker 1: there and listen to him while he got the other
• 1:09:48
  Speaker 1: woman pregnant. His the answer to all that, go live
• 1:09:51
  Speaker 1: with the pregnant woman. Somebody in this folsome got to
• 1:09:56
  Speaker 1: be working either, the pregnant girl gotta have a job.
• 1:10:01
  Speaker 1: He got a job somebody, all right, Steve, you know
• 1:10:05
  Speaker 1: we gotta go. Thank you though email or Instagram. That's
• 1:10:08
  Speaker 1: your thoughts on today's Strawberry Letter at my Girl, Shirley Uh,
• 1:10:12
  Speaker 1: and I want to thank everyone for joining me once
• 1:10:14
  Speaker 1: again for Strawberry Letter Live after show on Facebook. It
• 1:10:17
  Speaker 1: was great yesterday. Thank you all, uh and we'll do
• 1:10:20
  Speaker 1: it again next week coming up in about twenty minutes.
• 1:10:23
  Speaker 1: Get ready for another exciting episode of bad Acting Theater.
• 1:10:29
  Speaker 1: You're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show. Hello everyone,
• 1:10:33
  Speaker 1: I'm Shirley Strawberry, your host and narrator for the Chapman's
• 1:10:37
  Speaker 1: a family and Arrogant Texas Rent Not run by Earl
• 1:10:44
  Speaker 1: Chapman and the Pork Rhyme producer where there's always something
• 1:10:48
  Speaker 1: going on. If you remember last week's episode, k K
• 1:10:51
  Speaker 1: was collecting her money from Beauregard for the information she
• 1:10:55
  Speaker 1: gave him. To me, sounds like she was beating him
• 1:10:58
  Speaker 1: down to the white meat. Let's listen in Where's my Money?
• 1:11:06
  Speaker 1: Where's my Money? Junior overheard KK talking to Beauregard and
• 1:11:12
  Speaker 1: collecting her money that he owes her for the information
• 1:11:15
  Speaker 1: to take his dad's company down. I knew it. I
• 1:11:21
  Speaker 1: knew it. I knew Kate k was trying to sell
• 1:11:24
  Speaker 1: Dad out. She's up to no good and I'm gonna
• 1:11:28
  Speaker 1: tell Dad and he'll be proud of me. I'll just
• 1:11:31
  Speaker 1: say it right now, shut up. Junior Chester played by
• 1:11:37
  Speaker 1: Tommy is still being kidnapped by Frenchie, who was George
• 1:11:40
  Speaker 1: Wallace who's also played by Tommy. Crime. Well, I give
• 1:11:47
  Speaker 1: you something to crop about, like, I'll make your watch
• 1:11:49
  Speaker 1: old move was star on me and just play. I'm
• 1:11:51
  Speaker 1: just gonna play my part. But it seems like everything
• 1:11:54
  Speaker 1: was worked out because later that day, Chester played by Tommy,
• 1:11:57
  Speaker 1: who was kidnapped by Frenchie who was supposed to be
• 1:12:00
  Speaker 1: played by George Wallace but was played by Tommy, is
• 1:12:03
  Speaker 1: free at home and is walking in the door. Let's
• 1:12:06
  Speaker 1: listen as Chester played by Tommy, arrives home. Daddy, Daddy,
• 1:12:11
  Speaker 1: you didn't I didn't think you kid. I didn't think
• 1:12:14
  Speaker 1: you like me. I didn't think I didn't even ever
• 1:12:18
  Speaker 1: see you again. I didn't think you pay the money.
• 1:12:21
  Speaker 1: I didn't think Colin Kaepernick would be high. I didn't
• 1:12:26
  Speaker 1: think Kim Kardashi's but was real I didn't. I didn't
• 1:12:31
  Speaker 1: think Trump would would win, but he did. It was hard,
• 1:12:36
  Speaker 1: I mean, harb he he made me listen to his
• 1:12:38
  Speaker 1: oh your Mama Joe all day. But Dad, thanks for
• 1:12:43
  Speaker 1: for paying the ransom. I'm tired, I'm hungry. I'm gonna
• 1:12:50
  Speaker 1: go in the kitchen and make me the biggest peanut
• 1:12:53
  Speaker 1: butter and jelly sandwich. I can find it, and you
• 1:12:55
  Speaker 1: know what, you know what, I'm gonna throw in some
• 1:12:58
  Speaker 1: poor rinds cause because that's because I like it like that,
• 1:13:03
  Speaker 1: I do Yeah, Yeah, you do that, son, Yeah, make
• 1:13:14
  Speaker 1: you the biggest Peter butter jelly in Poke Ryan saying
• 1:13:16
  Speaker 1: that you can find drank it with a nice hot
• 1:13:20
  Speaker 1: bottle of ginger here, because I hope you ass chokes
• 1:13:25
  Speaker 1: and dies. I can't believe that Fritzard. So I paid
• 1:13:30
  Speaker 1: that fat no good, bad acting, small hat wearing old
• 1:13:34
  Speaker 1: ass mama, you joke telling purple color Negro Fritzard for
• 1:13:39
  Speaker 1: the million dog Keep that boy, and I was to
• 1:13:42
  Speaker 1: never see him again. He took that money and didn't
• 1:13:47
  Speaker 1: let him go. He let him go. He back in
• 1:13:52
  Speaker 1: the house now back home eating a damn peanut butter
• 1:13:56
  Speaker 1: jelly Poke Ryan sandwich. Damn Peter bought a poke ran
• 1:14:01
  Speaker 1: jealous sailing. Damn boy right, damn well. Doesn't sound like
• 1:14:20
  Speaker 1: Earl is too happy to have his son Chester played
• 1:14:23
  Speaker 1: by Tommy back. But he is right about one thing.
• 1:14:27
  Speaker 1: French she who's supposed to be George Wallace is really dark,
• 1:14:30
  Speaker 1: I mean really dark. But back to our story, Junior
• 1:14:34
  Speaker 1: has decided to confront KK about what he overheard. I
• 1:14:38
  Speaker 1: need to talk to you, k K about something going
• 1:14:40
  Speaker 1: on around here. You mean like the drink machine being
• 1:14:44
  Speaker 1: out of coke? No? Oh, you must be upset that
• 1:14:48
  Speaker 1: the printer gets stuck sometimes, you know, if you can't
• 1:14:51
  Speaker 1: get real hard. No, not not that. Does someone eat
• 1:14:54
  Speaker 1: your edible bouquet because everybody got one? No, no, no, no,
• 1:15:01
  Speaker 1: I'm not talking about the drinke machine. I'm not talking
• 1:15:04
  Speaker 1: about the printers, and I'm not talking about the edible bouquet.
• 1:15:09
  Speaker 1: Wait everybody got an edible boola. No no, no, no,
• 1:15:14
  Speaker 1: you're trying to sidetrack me. I'm talking about you talking
• 1:15:18
  Speaker 1: to Baullregard and selling Dad's secrets so you can take
• 1:15:22
  Speaker 1: him down. Shut up, Junior. You don't know nothing. Yes
• 1:15:25
  Speaker 1: I do. I know what you're up to, and I'm
• 1:15:28
  Speaker 1: gonna tell dad you're not going to do no such thing.
• 1:15:33
  Speaker 1: How dare you threaten your mama who's been working hard
• 1:15:36
  Speaker 1: for this company for twenty five years? Wait? Wait? Wait? What? What? What? Who? Who? What? What? You? My? What? What? What?
• 1:15:50
  Speaker 1: I thought? That's right? Your mama not as in old
• 1:15:55
  Speaker 1: George Wallace, your mama joke? Um, your mama not up, Junior. Well,
• 1:16:08
  Speaker 1: looks like Junior can't shut up this time. Join us
• 1:16:12
  Speaker 1: next week for the Chapman Wait wait, wait, wait what?
• 1:16:16
  Speaker 1: Hold on? Who what? She's my my? What? Wait? Hold
• 1:16:24
  Speaker 1: on for real? I thought she's my what. I want
• 1:16:38
  Speaker 1: to congratulate you for being bad, but you know what?
• 1:16:52
  Speaker 1: Tommy looked up. Tommy looked up. He was reading to
• 1:16:54
  Speaker 1: tell me what straw out and a half thank you
• 1:17:05
  Speaker 1: and shut it down. Well, we forgot that you talking
• 1:17:13
  Speaker 1: about and he alright. Roscoe and Pimpin are headed to
• 1:17:27
  Speaker 1: a flight. They're going to Vegas for the fight. Yeah, yeah,
• 1:17:33
  Speaker 1: you're ready for that, sir, And Sir I think he is.
• 1:17:40
  Speaker 1: We'll be back. You're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show.
• 1:17:47
  Speaker 1: Before we get to Roscoe and Pimpin, ESPN is reporting
• 1:17:51
  Speaker 1: for every bet placed on Mayweather. Another seventeen are wagered
• 1:17:55
  Speaker 1: on the underdog McGregor. Now, if McGregor lands a shocking
• 1:17:59
  Speaker 1: upset when the Vegas sports books are liable to pay
• 1:18:03
  Speaker 1: millions out of their own pocket, all right, then happen
• 1:18:09
  Speaker 1: They know the oddsmakers know they're not gonna give you
• 1:18:13
  Speaker 1: the Mars, and they don't know they're gonna take all
• 1:18:15
  Speaker 1: that McGregor people betting, Well, it's a lucky because you
• 1:18:20
  Speaker 1: know it's photo one. But it was. It was bigger
• 1:18:22
  Speaker 1: odds than that earlier man. It was. It was overwhelmingly madeweather.
• 1:18:26
  Speaker 1: So people was betting the biggest bet so far as
• 1:18:28
  Speaker 1: five hundred thousand. What's the it's on Floyd Maywell, but
• 1:18:34
  Speaker 1: so so many is if you put five hunting on McGregor,
• 1:18:36
  Speaker 1: just just a case of flu million dollars, huh million dollars.
• 1:18:42
  Speaker 1: Tom An had me, but put some Now do you
• 1:18:46
  Speaker 1: think for one minute that Vegas gonna offer their Mars
• 1:18:49
  Speaker 1: and think they got to pay that money? Mount Vegas
• 1:18:51
  Speaker 1: don't lose, Man, Vegas don't lose. They don't they lost.
• 1:18:57
  Speaker 1: That's it. That was all the time. That was the movie,
• 1:19:02
  Speaker 1: all right, if you missed it, Roscoe and Pempin stopped by.
• 1:19:06
  Speaker 1: They are both headed to Vegas for the fight. Check
• 1:19:08
  Speaker 1: it out, and then they're headed to Vegas. They're gonna
• 1:19:12
  Speaker 1: see the fight Mayweather Gregor. I didn't know who the
• 1:19:19
  Speaker 1: vi roding. I didn't even know this, and knowing out,
• 1:19:26
  Speaker 1: you know, I'm getting it. Was up ladies from hey, Pemphin,
• 1:19:31
  Speaker 1: how you doing like the blind steaks? You got? Thank you?
• 1:19:36
  Speaker 1: Oh night? Trying some new stuff? Huh okay, let me
• 1:19:41
  Speaker 1: know how far you want to come. I was up
• 1:19:46
  Speaker 1: Tommy's rubbing nothing man, just up in here, just doing
• 1:19:51
  Speaker 1: what I do. It was up kind hey Pampin. What's
• 1:19:54
  Speaker 1: that you like? Chocolate? You know what I'm saying? All
• 1:19:59
  Speaker 1: good backy, I bet it is. He is my main man,
• 1:20:06
  Speaker 1: Junior yea was handing it now. Ye I think I
• 1:20:14
  Speaker 1: hadn't recruited me. Sound like I got somebody elm on Trump.
• 1:20:19
  Speaker 1: One good only thing we did tell Junior is you
• 1:20:26
  Speaker 1: got to go somewhere. Once I teach it to you,
• 1:20:28
  Speaker 1: you got to go somewhere. Um can't beat two pimps
• 1:20:32
  Speaker 1: at the park. You can't beat the two pimps at
• 1:20:36
  Speaker 1: the same Paul, you gotta get your own plate. Man.
• 1:20:43
  Speaker 1: You're good. I shon't like when your boys gonna, man,
• 1:20:45
  Speaker 1: what's going on? Yeah? Me and round school here and
• 1:20:47
  Speaker 1: on not to Vegas. Man, I didn't even know you
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  Speaker 1: guys knew each other. Roscoe, Yeah, Rock ain't gonna pimp.
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  Speaker 1: You gotta do this thing, baby, You gotta let them
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  Speaker 1: have it. I'm going to vigger with my boy, gonna
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  Speaker 1: tell it. Are you performing or you just watching the fight? Oh?
• 1:21:17
  Speaker 1: Don't give it there, Well it would be Vomer did perform.
• 1:21:20
  Speaker 1: They're doing the solar eclips. No, I didn't do that.
• 1:21:22
  Speaker 1: It was real. That wouldn't real. You. I mean, y'all
• 1:21:29
  Speaker 1: looking dead. That ain't damn They wouldn't do what them
• 1:21:34
  Speaker 1: selling glasses? Damn thing, big hyper thing in my life
• 1:21:40
  Speaker 1: right here, solf, I just catch it next time, next time?
• 1:21:48
  Speaker 1: By what's seven years? Went my hold out? I don't know.
• 1:21:55
  Speaker 1: Cond listen to this right here. Solely eclipse can happen
• 1:21:59
  Speaker 1: when too great big things pass like you and Roscoe Pempers.
• 1:22:06
  Speaker 1: It's gonna be a solely eclipse after flight damn made,
• 1:22:11
  Speaker 1: wasn't mcgret Rosco? Well, I did want to ask you, Pemper,
• 1:22:16
  Speaker 1: what are you wearing? I know you have a special
• 1:22:19
  Speaker 1: Let me tell you something. What I was thinking. My
• 1:22:21
  Speaker 1: wind and the Yeah, I'm just gonna wear go I
• 1:22:28
  Speaker 1: gotta go on jacket. My sister made. You want to
• 1:22:31
  Speaker 1: see this thing? Man? Would look? It's nice. Man, It's
• 1:22:35
  Speaker 1: like like I got Phelip pals on it. It's solid
• 1:22:39
  Speaker 1: gold macroom and then it's got the Sherlock Home capeck.
• 1:22:51
  Speaker 1: I want to wear that. I'll put it on. Hey,
• 1:22:57
  Speaker 1: let me hear what I got to the National Airport
• 1:23:00
  Speaker 1: kind of work. Oh, you're gonna do the national album.
• 1:23:02
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna do the alpham? What the what the alpha?
• 1:23:08
  Speaker 1: I'm doing the alpham. I'm gonna do it. I ain't
• 1:23:10
  Speaker 1: gonna do the one in the rain. Oh that's what
• 1:23:12
  Speaker 1: I was gonna ask you about you. I'm I'm gonna
• 1:23:15
  Speaker 1: do the one and McGregor dreading a little. I was
• 1:23:24
  Speaker 1: when you know what, I think. I'm gonna have to
• 1:23:26
  Speaker 1: go on in there for that because I need the
• 1:23:28
  Speaker 1: holett Manweather, Oh do you know my weather? You know?
• 1:23:32
  Speaker 1: I know it's people. I know Dad, I know Ma
• 1:23:34
  Speaker 1: Weether Senior, Oh and his uncle where you know them
• 1:23:38
  Speaker 1: from the box going on the fights. You know he
• 1:23:42
  Speaker 1: got a new strip club. And that's what I want
• 1:23:44
  Speaker 1: to you ain't gotta dress it up. They're gonna be
• 1:23:54
  Speaker 1: do you know what I'm going through? That man? Man, man,
• 1:24:01
  Speaker 1: what do you want to talk to him about this?
• 1:24:04
  Speaker 1: And I just you know, just sitting around top with
• 1:24:06
  Speaker 1: him a little bit. You know, see if they're interested
• 1:24:08
  Speaker 1: the strippers, you know, in other opportunities to keep it, Billy,
• 1:24:16
  Speaker 1: keep it, you know what I'm saying. Just make let's
• 1:24:18
  Speaker 1: see if anybody won't change, you know, maybe want to
• 1:24:21
  Speaker 1: add too little sideline things. Yeah, bride opportunity. He's a
• 1:24:25
  Speaker 1: growth opportunity, you know, because Florida ain't him? Come on, No,
• 1:24:30
  Speaker 1: he's a box. He got pimpersh type tones to him,
• 1:24:33
  Speaker 1: but he ain't no foo blown him. So who's your
• 1:24:37
  Speaker 1: money on? May mother? Come on? And I just can't
• 1:24:40
  Speaker 1: need him like he's quite bo gonna get You're gonna
• 1:24:44
  Speaker 1: need an id to get into his own house. You
• 1:24:49
  Speaker 1: don't know, I don't world. All right, see you in Vegas.
• 1:24:54
  Speaker 1: We'll be right back after this. You're listening to Steve
• 1:24:58
  Speaker 1: Hardy Morning Show. Well, Steve, this time yesterday we were
• 1:25:02
  Speaker 1: talking about health and wellness, getting in shape with your trainer, Obie,
• 1:25:06
  Speaker 1: and we know that nutrition is a big part of that.
• 1:25:09
  Speaker 1: So you're heading to Las Vegas to the fight. Are
• 1:25:11
  Speaker 1: you going to eat? Right? Is the question? While you're
• 1:25:14
  Speaker 1: in Vegas? You are really okay, easily right? Okay. Now
• 1:25:19
  Speaker 1: I have to say that we all went to lunch
• 1:25:21
  Speaker 1: the other day and uh, you did you ate very well? Yeah?
• 1:25:26
  Speaker 1: We had cheesecake, Yes we did. I have not done
• 1:25:29
  Speaker 1: in years. Yeah, we had a good time. It was
• 1:25:31
  Speaker 1: a really good time. I walked, yes, yes, you want
• 1:25:37
  Speaker 1: from two major intersection from here, you walk out, walked
• 1:25:46
  Speaker 1: to Roster Street to rade your street cross to me,
• 1:25:55
  Speaker 1: it happens her hand up, count down, everything you walking.
• 1:26:00
  Speaker 1: We were his money guards. J J and Junior. You
• 1:26:03
  Speaker 1: guys were at the TV. Yeah, yeah, but they sold
• 1:26:08
  Speaker 1: they traffic. They film you going what you're talking about.
• 1:26:12
  Speaker 1: That's the story you in the Siptah's and it draws attentions.
• 1:26:22
  Speaker 1: Now we're already in the restaurant. But wait a minute,
• 1:26:25
  Speaker 1: doing videos taking pictures? Ya already hold on with your
• 1:26:30
  Speaker 1: crew though. I was at the mall and ray J
• 1:26:32
  Speaker 1: and Princess were doing an Insta story with their little dog.
• 1:26:36
  Speaker 1: They were just filming, so everybody films. They all stars,
• 1:26:39
  Speaker 1: ray J and his wife. They need to be working
• 1:26:42
  Speaker 1: on his county. Count I'm not, I'm not, I'm not,
• 1:26:49
  Speaker 1: I don't and so I'm in there. So I ordered
• 1:26:52
  Speaker 1: from the Yeah, they have a skinny list. So everything
• 1:26:57
  Speaker 1: I ordered was under five hundred calories. You did good, Yeah,
• 1:27:02
  Speaker 1: you really? And I still had a great meal. Man,
• 1:27:04
  Speaker 1: it was still a great meal. It was filling. I
• 1:27:06
  Speaker 1: ate under the hell with it over that? Because you
• 1:27:10
  Speaker 1: ain't on somebody else paying me? Tommy, Tommy took the baby?
• 1:27:18
  Speaker 1: Where was that? What were we you had to work?
• 1:27:23
  Speaker 1: He picked it up, no problem, both hands took it
• 1:27:27
  Speaker 1: when he got it. You can't pick up their chick
• 1:27:40
  Speaker 1: i'na got money, all right, Steve. So if you could
• 1:27:43
  Speaker 1: pick one food to have zero calories, what would it be?
• 1:27:47
  Speaker 1: I knew you had ice cream. I knew we were
• 1:27:50
  Speaker 1: gonna say ice cream. Vanilla? No, but I like vanilla tootle. Yeah,
• 1:27:55
  Speaker 1: because if you can make good vanilla, you can make
• 1:27:57
  Speaker 1: good the rest of the flavors. That's mine logic. What. Yeah,
• 1:28:01
  Speaker 1: if you if your vanilla is good, then your other
• 1:28:05
  Speaker 1: flavors will be good. Yeah, because that's the basic. Yeah,
• 1:28:08
  Speaker 1: if you can make good vanilla, that's how I judge
• 1:28:11
  Speaker 1: ice cream. No, I almost got something yesterday. I just
• 1:28:13
  Speaker 1: knew y'all was gonna look at me crazy. But get
• 1:28:16
  Speaker 1: the cheese factory. And if I wanted the second food,
• 1:28:19
  Speaker 1: I would want to be Calgary Flea Pizza. If I
• 1:28:23
  Speaker 1: could do both of them, I'll be good. I can
• 1:28:26
  Speaker 1: stay on the diet. We have the same dietary loves
• 1:28:29
  Speaker 1: because I love ice cream and I love oh Pizza.
• 1:28:34
  Speaker 1: They can ever make a donut that don't have no
• 1:28:36
  Speaker 1: calories in it, but it tastes like a doughnuts crispy
• 1:28:42
  Speaker 1: green green. Yeah, all right, we'll be back. You're listening
• 1:28:51
  Speaker 1: to Steve Harvey Morning Show. All right, So, Steve, you're
• 1:28:54
  Speaker 1: excited about going to the fight? How excited? Tell us
• 1:28:57
  Speaker 1: about you know where? That's where we really wanted to
• 1:29:00
  Speaker 1: be honest with you, if I had not been invited,
• 1:29:03
  Speaker 1: you stay, Oh definitely. Yeah. The crowds is gonna be rough, man,
• 1:29:08
  Speaker 1: Vegas is tough on me. Yeah, because you got it.
• 1:29:11
  Speaker 1: You gotta walk through there. Yeah, you know, but many
• 1:29:14
  Speaker 1: have done it though, Denzels, Justin Bieber, oh yeah, they
• 1:29:18
  Speaker 1: kind of broke up. Justin Bieber and Floyd Mayweather their friendship, well,
• 1:29:24
  Speaker 1: you know, their friendship. Yeah, yeah, because Justin and they
• 1:29:28
  Speaker 1: told him to not associate with people friends. Yeah, yeah,
• 1:29:34
  Speaker 1: the strip clubs, things like that. Yeah, you got and
• 1:29:36
  Speaker 1: hard to be saved. I'm just amen. Floyd got mad
• 1:29:42
  Speaker 1: at Justin and say you were my friend. You want
• 1:29:44
  Speaker 1: to follow me on Instagram? You were a trader? And
• 1:29:46
  Speaker 1: Floyd was with Justin when Justin was going to melt
• 1:29:49
  Speaker 1: all his stuff, you know, when no one else Yeah
• 1:29:53
  Speaker 1: when Yeah, So Florida's well, you know, but you gotta
• 1:29:59
  Speaker 1: you know, two things has to have it happened here.
• 1:30:03
  Speaker 1: Everybody has to allow a person to grow. Yeah, and
• 1:30:07
  Speaker 1: then everybody has to have a little bit more forgiveness
• 1:30:10
  Speaker 1: in them, because you're going to need forgiveness yourself. Everybody
• 1:30:14
  Speaker 1: has the right to grow. In order to grow, it
• 1:30:17
  Speaker 1: usually requires some type of change. So hey, man, look,
• 1:30:20
  Speaker 1: I'm trying to get my life together. So I can't
• 1:30:22
  Speaker 1: run with you and do what we used to do.
• 1:30:24
  Speaker 1: All that's messed up. We can't run and get no, no, no,
• 1:30:26
  Speaker 1: no no, you gotta respect that about the cat. Yeah,
• 1:30:29
  Speaker 1: I've had to respect stuff about my friends who made
• 1:30:31
  Speaker 1: other decisions. My friends are man, have made decisions about me,
• 1:30:34
  Speaker 1: and you don't respect things about me because I made
• 1:30:37
  Speaker 1: enough decision. I can't hang out with my single friends
• 1:30:41
  Speaker 1: because my single friends are doing some things that I
• 1:30:44
  Speaker 1: don't need to be around. So now I don't hang
• 1:30:47
  Speaker 1: out with you. Now you can come to the golf
• 1:30:49
  Speaker 1: course with me, but that's it. Where you go. I
• 1:30:53
  Speaker 1: can't go now dog, you don't want to be my friend.
• 1:30:57
  Speaker 1: Care your ass own, but at least risk that dog
• 1:31:00
  Speaker 1: because I'm trying to do the right thing and you,
• 1:31:03
  Speaker 1: and I'm not judging you because if I was single,
• 1:31:06
  Speaker 1: I'll be right there. But I can't go there. Man,
• 1:31:10
  Speaker 1: So what man? Your wife don't let you go nowhere?
• 1:31:12
  Speaker 1: Whoa part? What are you going with this? Yeah? Now,
• 1:31:15
  Speaker 1: my wife would not care for me to be that,
• 1:31:17
  Speaker 1: and I don't want her to feel any kind of
• 1:31:20
  Speaker 1: way with me being there, So I don't go. Oh damn, man,
• 1:31:24
  Speaker 1: that's someone's single. Probably yeah, with no responsibilities. I go
• 1:31:29
  Speaker 1: once some month. Just stay read it. They kind of
• 1:31:33
  Speaker 1: just to reminisce on it. This ain't gonna lasts on this.
• 1:31:42
  Speaker 1: I could just feel it in there. You just gotta
• 1:31:45
  Speaker 1: drive back once the money. I don't go in a
• 1:31:49
  Speaker 1: breeze just for me coming Okay, one more time, you
• 1:31:57
  Speaker 1: would have won the seven hundred meals you. What's the
• 1:32:01
  Speaker 1: first thing you're gonna do. I'm trying to leave my friends.
• 1:32:07
  Speaker 1: I'm going to get I'm fin the stage, my deal.
• 1:32:12
  Speaker 1: I'm lied to you not I am trying. I'm gonna
• 1:32:16
  Speaker 1: get shot in front of him in the family room.
• 1:32:21
  Speaker 1: I know too many Hollywood people. I can take one shot. Here,
• 1:32:25
  Speaker 1: a button in my pocket, blood explode everywhere. I'm getting
• 1:32:30
  Speaker 1: rolled out of their owner everything. What that? Yeah, I
• 1:32:41
  Speaker 1: don't see how you want to see it. All right,
• 1:32:43
  Speaker 1: we'll be back to close out the show. You're listening
• 1:32:46
  Speaker 1: to the Steve Harvey Morning Show. Here we go, just
• 1:32:49
  Speaker 1: one more thing, last break of the day. What a fun,
• 1:32:52
  Speaker 1: fun morning. This is a good Friday. I love it. Yeah,
• 1:32:55
  Speaker 1: I love it. So you're excited, Steve, I know about
• 1:33:00
  Speaker 1: have to fight. Forget about all the other stuff. But
• 1:33:02
  Speaker 1: the fight itself, though, Let's start with what you're gonna wear.
• 1:33:06
  Speaker 1: Oh is that tuxedo too? Is that? You know? Always
• 1:33:12
  Speaker 1: wear tuxes the entire time. That's what you're gonna be.
• 1:33:16
  Speaker 1: I love it, you know usually I do. Okay, it's
• 1:33:19
  Speaker 1: gonna be the fight. So I'm gonna where something else
• 1:33:21
  Speaker 1: to fight. When I get on the plane, I have
• 1:33:23
  Speaker 1: a tux on. I would have a tux on on
• 1:33:26
  Speaker 1: the plane. When I get off the plane, I immediately
• 1:33:28
  Speaker 1: gets together. And I like gambling in a tuxedo. Why
• 1:33:32
  Speaker 1: because it makes you feel a certain way Vegas's rata. Yeah,
• 1:33:39
  Speaker 1: say I'm going no, I think Sam still out on
• 1:33:44
  Speaker 1: the boat. I think so, I'm I'm aware of tux
• 1:33:48
  Speaker 1: to mom I had a tux on. Okay, Oh, then
• 1:33:54
  Speaker 1: I would just have that on all days. His imagination
• 1:33:58
  Speaker 1: just working right about two in the morning. I'm gonna
• 1:34:02
  Speaker 1: start when I land start gambling at two two p m.
• 1:34:08
  Speaker 1: I gamble for twelve hours, not straight. I'm gonna eat twice.
• 1:34:14
  Speaker 1: What I play. My favorite game is video poker. It
• 1:34:18
  Speaker 1: depends on where he But then I like to play
• 1:34:21
  Speaker 1: blackjack with my boy Calhoun, and then I shoot dice,
• 1:34:26
  Speaker 1: I play craps, and then Roulette wheel. Those are the
• 1:34:31
  Speaker 1: I'll just go over the room for. I don't play
• 1:34:32
  Speaker 1: nothing else, you know, like good Caribbean poker and stuff
• 1:34:41
  Speaker 1: in the wheel. Guess where dollars gona. I'm gonna ask.
• 1:34:45
  Speaker 1: This would be something I like to see. I don't
• 1:34:47
  Speaker 1: know if they could happened. I'm taking you with Yeah,
• 1:34:49
  Speaker 1: I'm going. Oh no, you think I ain't hold on?
• 1:34:54
  Speaker 1: Let me tell you something. Have y'all been to Vegas?
• 1:34:56
  Speaker 1: Within Yeah, you know I'm going. We just sat at
• 1:35:01
  Speaker 1: the table. I love it. It's because when you went,
• 1:35:04
  Speaker 1: you said at the wine and squirrel, right, Yeah, I got.
• 1:35:10
  Speaker 1: Is it possible you will ever be able to at
• 1:35:12
  Speaker 1: the pitty Slidice? Huh? Would you ever be all? You
• 1:35:16
  Speaker 1: don't even know walking through because you gotta go over
• 1:35:18
  Speaker 1: to the You gotta walk past Penny Slade to go
• 1:35:21
  Speaker 1: to the booking room. No, I don't even know what
• 1:35:26
  Speaker 1: they do. But I want to say, this is Jay
• 1:35:28
  Speaker 1: because you don't know. It doesn't matter where he is,
• 1:35:31
  Speaker 1: there's some gambling going on. If he's eating dinner, breakfast, lunch,
• 1:35:34
  Speaker 1: he's gambling. Please, why do you like playing gambler? I mean,
• 1:35:37
  Speaker 1: why do you like the gamble? Because I like the
• 1:35:40
  Speaker 1: feeling that I could win? They do you always win? No?
• 1:35:47
  Speaker 1: Oh god, no, I live out there. If I always were,
• 1:35:53
  Speaker 1: we were, Damn this TV. I always want who win?
• 1:35:59
  Speaker 1: But not do understand the concept? I do not put
• 1:36:02
  Speaker 1: no money on the table that I can't stand to
• 1:36:04
  Speaker 1: see them raking that hole. So if I don't want
• 1:36:07
  Speaker 1: them to rake it in that hole. I don't put
• 1:36:08
  Speaker 1: it out there. So no money that they rake into
• 1:36:11
  Speaker 1: the hole or keep. It's money that I've counted in
• 1:36:14
  Speaker 1: my life. I take what I'm gonna gamble with. Yeah,
• 1:36:17
  Speaker 1: I can go home with zero. I never do that.
• 1:36:21
  Speaker 1: I always go home with at least or fourth or
• 1:36:24
  Speaker 1: word I went out there with. I will not break
• 1:36:26
  Speaker 1: myself at a table. I will not do that stuff.
• 1:36:30
  Speaker 1: But I'm not out there with my life savings. Oh yeah, man, Oh,
• 1:36:36
  Speaker 1: I'm not out there trying to come up with the
• 1:36:38
  Speaker 1: rent and car payment. I ain't come out to try
• 1:36:42
  Speaker 1: to come I have aspirations when I'm out there, you know,
• 1:36:49
  Speaker 1: Like you know, if I play off, it's just one
• 1:36:52
  Speaker 1: hundred dollar slot machine that I like to play. I've
• 1:36:57
  Speaker 1: one on that. I have won more money on that
• 1:36:59
  Speaker 1: than I put in it. But I just go over
• 1:37:02
  Speaker 1: there every nine then because it's a hundred dollars a pool.
• 1:37:05
  Speaker 1: And that ain't fun, man, especially with a slot machine,
• 1:37:08
  Speaker 1: because you have no voice, you know, black jack, I
• 1:37:12
  Speaker 1: can hold hit, I can I have a say. So,
• 1:37:15
  Speaker 1: you know, damn slot machine, you press the button and whatever.
• 1:37:19
  Speaker 1: Show that's some ignorant mess, right. Oh you can't whole vote.
• 1:37:29
  Speaker 1: You know the game. You can say, well, I'm gonna
• 1:37:31
  Speaker 1: better on this. I think this's gonna happen. I think
• 1:37:33
  Speaker 1: this ain't gonna happen. You bet like that on the
• 1:37:35
  Speaker 1: black jack table. You can bet like that. You get
• 1:37:38
  Speaker 1: over there on that dog gonna bandit. You're just pulling
• 1:37:41
  Speaker 1: the thing. And if it don't show up, I hope,
• 1:37:43
  Speaker 1: I hope, I hope you can rub it ain't coming.
• 1:37:46
  Speaker 1: And people do that and then they walk away and
• 1:37:50
  Speaker 1: then somebody else hit that right there, Like sometimes I
• 1:37:57
  Speaker 1: watch somebody, yeah, put I watched the Lady one time.
• 1:38:00
  Speaker 1: I kid, you're not put in in hundreds. She had
• 1:38:06
  Speaker 1: a couple of littles. No, I watched the lad that
• 1:38:09
  Speaker 1: that's nothing. That's nothing out there. It's some people out
• 1:38:12
  Speaker 1: there who are the most people with the real money.
• 1:38:14
  Speaker 1: Ain't famous, Oh no, no, no, no, The real money
• 1:38:17
  Speaker 1: are not the famous people or athletes. You know some
• 1:38:20
  Speaker 1: people out there with with some serious money. Man, Please understand,
• 1:38:23
  Speaker 1: you don't even know who they are. That's who got
• 1:38:25
  Speaker 1: the real money. Then the high rollers out there, they
• 1:38:28
  Speaker 1: don't even really care about celebrities. That's the one thing
• 1:38:30
  Speaker 1: where your celebrity don't matter anything, your money and you
• 1:38:35
  Speaker 1: know you man, you get a life card and they
• 1:38:37
  Speaker 1: keep track of what you Gambaica. When you go to
• 1:38:39
  Speaker 1: the table, you give me your car. They know how
• 1:38:40
  Speaker 1: much you're spending. They know every trip, how much of
• 1:38:43
  Speaker 1: them put in the machine, how much I don't play that.
• 1:38:46
  Speaker 1: They can go back. They can go back. And so
• 1:38:49
  Speaker 1: what they do is while you're eating, while I'm sitting
• 1:38:51
  Speaker 1: there a host to come over and go welcome, Mr Harvest.
• 1:38:54
  Speaker 1: There anything I could get you with you like some
• 1:38:56
  Speaker 1: sick Do you want some scotch? Mr Harvard? Would you
• 1:38:59
  Speaker 1: like to go to You've been gambling for a while.
• 1:39:01
  Speaker 1: Are you hungry? Let us said it set you up
• 1:39:03
  Speaker 1: at the Finding steakhouse we have here and they'll just
• 1:39:06
  Speaker 1: give you stuff to keep you happy because they're gonna
• 1:39:08
  Speaker 1: get it back. Yeah dash, Jesus stay give it back.
• 1:39:14
  Speaker 1: Y'all are go to the fight. I'll tell you what.
• 1:39:16
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