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Manly Gifts, Holiday Voicemails, Elves On Strike, MTH and more. · The Steve Harvey Morning Show

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  Speaker 1: Today's show is pre recorded, y'all know what time. I
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  Speaker 1: don't know, y'all A suit on the don giving them
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  Speaker 1: like the million bucks things in the stuffing through good
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  Speaker 1: it together for st PA. I don't join join me.
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  Speaker 1: You gotta turn ing you, you gotta turn to turn
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  Speaker 1: them out. Turn You haven't got to turn them out
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  Speaker 1: to turn turn the water the water got me? Come
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  Speaker 1: come on your fad uh huh, I shore will a
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  Speaker 1: good morning everybody y'all listening to the voice, Come on
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  Speaker 1: dig me now, one and only Steve Harvey got a
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  Speaker 1: radio show. Man, oh man, oh man, God being good
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  Speaker 1: to me. Man. I can't explain it all really, you know,
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  Speaker 1: I want I want to remind everybody or something that
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  Speaker 1: I need reminding of myself all the time. And I'm
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  Speaker 1: I'm dealing with a couple of things now and I
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  Speaker 1: had to remind myself, you know what I have to
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  Speaker 1: remember to constantly remind myself to stay in constant communication
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  Speaker 1: with God. Constant communication with God. You know sometimes you know,
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  Speaker 1: I have a tendency, and maybe we do all these people.
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  Speaker 1: I don't know, but I know for me that when
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  Speaker 1: it's going okay, I slack up in sometimes having conversations
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  Speaker 1: with him because I'm not coming to him on the
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  Speaker 1: daily with something that's pressing or something, and I find
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  Speaker 1: myself slacking up in the communication. The danger I have
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  Speaker 1: learned in that is this, I think, you know, I
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  Speaker 1: mean we've all heard old people say, you know, you
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  Speaker 1: got to stay prayed up, you know, and you know
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  Speaker 1: prayed up means you know you got some store it up.
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  Speaker 1: You just got an abundance of them. Where you don't
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  Speaker 1: you're putting it in. Because what happens is is when
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  Speaker 1: you're not in constant communication with God, when you're not
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  Speaker 1: constantly praying, doing those good times, that allows for the
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  Speaker 1: enemy to slip in and do the little things that
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  Speaker 1: can be upsetting. And then the next thing you know it,
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  Speaker 1: you get several little things in a role. Now you
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  Speaker 1: got an issue you dealing with. You know, I have
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  Speaker 1: to remind myself when it's going like that, Man, have
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  Speaker 1: I really been praying though? Have I really been in
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  Speaker 1: constant communication with God? Because you know that that helps
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  Speaker 1: God against that little bitty stuff coming in. Sometimes it's
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  Speaker 1: big stuff, sometimes it's major stuff. But I've noticed, man,
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  Speaker 1: that when I get on a more of a smooth
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  Speaker 1: plane in life, I have a tendency to slack up
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  Speaker 1: in that department, and that ain't the time to slack up.
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  Speaker 1: I'm really learning that I have to stay in constant
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  Speaker 1: communication with God because it enables me to ward off
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  Speaker 1: those little things coming up that can get in the way.
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  Speaker 1: And so I just wanted to make you aware of
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  Speaker 1: that as I'm learning it myself, that staying prayed up
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  Speaker 1: is important that you try to stop prayers, you know,
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  Speaker 1: you try to you know, have some prayers in the bank,
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  Speaker 1: so to speak, and just constant communication with Him because
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  Speaker 1: it'll just safeguard you against a lot of stuff back
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  Speaker 1: doing you. You know, I just wanted to make sure
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  Speaker 1: you understood that because on your journey, it's gonna be
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  Speaker 1: many obstacles. I've said this a hundred times on the show.
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  Speaker 1: The road to success is always under construction. I say
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  Speaker 1: that all the time, and it's to let you understand
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  Speaker 1: that it's not going to be easy, but we can
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  Speaker 1: make it more difficult than it has to be, you know,
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  Speaker 1: when you go out strike out on the journey. You know, Uh,
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  Speaker 1: let's say I got in my car. Let's say I'm
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  Speaker 1: in New York and I get in my car and
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  Speaker 1: I say I'm going to LA. I know, if I
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  Speaker 1: drive west and continue to drive west, eventually I should
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  Speaker 1: get to California, or I may wind up in Portland
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  Speaker 1: or Seattle or something like that. But if I drive west,
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  Speaker 1: I'm going to eventually get to the West Coast. Now
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  Speaker 1: wouldn't it be smarter though, if I mapped out the route,
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  Speaker 1: which saved me a bunch of driving I don't need
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  Speaker 1: and figuring that I don't have to calculate when you
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  Speaker 1: know the way to go. You know, if you know
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  Speaker 1: you want to cut cross on the twenty, or you
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  Speaker 1: want to cut cross on the seventy, or you want
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  Speaker 1: to cut cross on the ten, you know you got
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  Speaker 1: to devise a route. Now, if I want to go
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  Speaker 1: visit some people I know, then I know I got
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  Speaker 1: to I need to go down. You know, I might
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  Speaker 1: go through on how I'll come down on the eighty,
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  Speaker 1: then get on seventy one and take that all the
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  Speaker 1: way down to the Tin and then ride across. Or
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  Speaker 1: I might take it to the twenty cut through Texas
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  Speaker 1: and then and then let it link back up on
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  Speaker 1: the Tin. I know a lot of different ways, but
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  Speaker 1: guess what the best way is to map it out?
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  Speaker 1: You can go anywhere, but if you go with a map,
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  Speaker 1: it's more precise. You save yourself a lot of time.
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  Speaker 1: And that's what prayer has taught me that when I wouldentify,
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  Speaker 1: continuously pray that I stay in the in the I
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  Speaker 1: stay in a prepared mode, I have more idea of
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  Speaker 1: where I'm going, I'm more secure with my route. If
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  Speaker 1: you just take off driving heading west, yeah, you'll eventually
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  Speaker 1: get to the west coast if you out east. But
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  Speaker 1: guess what though, had you mapped it out, you can
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  Speaker 1: see when you're veering off, you may stop, come out
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  Speaker 1: and not be paying attention. Next thing you know, you're
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  Speaker 1: on a route and you go on another where you're
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  Speaker 1: going north when you could easily still be going west.
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  Speaker 1: You've got to constantly be aware of that. And I'm
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  Speaker 1: just pointing that out to you because I know that
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  Speaker 1: on your journey a lot of times you get sidetracked.
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  Speaker 1: And part of the ways we get sidetracked is we
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  Speaker 1: lose out on that very the very beneficial resource of prayer.
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  Speaker 1: We lose out we die. Connection with God get strained.
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  Speaker 1: The thicker you can keep the cord connected to God.
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  Speaker 1: If you thin out your communication with God and instead
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  Speaker 1: of having a big, thick cable, Now you're dealing with
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  Speaker 1: a little thread. You know, a cable is stronger than thread,
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  Speaker 1: and so it just decreases your opportunity. And so you know,
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  Speaker 1: I wanted to just make you aware of that, and
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  Speaker 1: you know, to ever be encouraging to say to everybody
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  Speaker 1: out there and just keep your head up. It is
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  Speaker 1: going to be dark days for you. There are going
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  Speaker 1: to be situations where it's going to be daunting and
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  Speaker 1: hard to face. But man on, man on man, everybody
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  Speaker 1: has to face these challenges. Everybody get dark sometimes. You know, look,
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  Speaker 1: if you didn't lose, if you didn't lose, you wouldn't
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  Speaker 1: even appreciate winning because if it all went your way
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  Speaker 1: all the time. Do you know how complacent and content
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  Speaker 1: and how easy life would be if it just went
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  Speaker 1: your way all the time. So when it kept going
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  Speaker 1: your way, you wouldn't even appreciate it because guess what,
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  Speaker 1: it's been going this way the whole time. So what
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  Speaker 1: life does is as its checks and balances. These hard
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  Speaker 1: times are coming, and you need the hard times to
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  Speaker 1: appreciate the good times. You need the clouds and you
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  Speaker 1: need the rain to appreciate the sun. And the flowers.
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  Speaker 1: It's just when it comes to prayer, though, just stay
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  Speaker 1: prayed up, stay constant with it, because the challenges of
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  Speaker 1: life are coming, whether you prayed up or not, they're coming.
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  Speaker 1: Understand that you could pray every day all day. When
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  Speaker 1: you get through praying every day all day, something gonna
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  Speaker 1: happen to you. That's gonna be challenging. Now, I would
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  Speaker 1: rather have been in communication with God on a regular
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  Speaker 1: than wait till every time something pop off, to have
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  Speaker 1: to go to and reintroduce myself. Okay, but over at
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  Speaker 1: little around the board with it today. But that's how
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  Speaker 1: it came to me. So that is I ain't mad
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  Speaker 1: at it. Y'all have great day. We're gonna have a
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  Speaker 1: good one to day. Let's go, ladies, gentlemen, girls, boys, Thanks. Thanks.
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  Speaker 1: Like animals, aliens, everybody gonna talk to one of them.
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  Speaker 1: You talk to who alien? You don't have no alien friends?
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  Speaker 1: So go ahead, man, been here, let me see you
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  Speaker 1: get out of this roe right here. So what y'all
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  Speaker 1: talk about? What y'all talking about? I'm open. I'm open.
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  Speaker 1: It's a good way to start. She'll go ahead to him. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: he's from Mars, he's my friend, and he's been talking
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  Speaker 1: about how they having mars quakes. You know, we have earthquakes,
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  Speaker 1: they have mars quakes. So it's a lot going on
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  Speaker 1: this similarity to what's happening up then what's happening down here?
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  Speaker 1: I mean it's how you don't have no friends from
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  Speaker 1: different No, don't worry about that. Where'd you see boy
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  Speaker 1: come out of the house? Sometimes? Boy? Come on, Steve,
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  Speaker 1: how does he get to that? You don't remember the
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  Speaker 1: friend I used to play with when I was a
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  Speaker 1: little Oh, I remember him? Marvin? You see him either,
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  Speaker 1: But Marvin the marsh he exists, and you make me
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  Speaker 1: so angry. I love the Disney cartoon se c C.
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  Speaker 1: Jake got him, He got friends? Is anybody inside? Because
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  Speaker 1: I am? Are you? Is that a question? Carlo? Seriously,
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  Speaker 1: I'm looking around the room like he's got Martian friends.
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  Speaker 1: That yeah, when they show up, when they show up,
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  Speaker 1: you're gonna need me. See, You're gonna need me because
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  Speaker 1: you ain't had nobody to know how to talk to him.
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  Speaker 1: That's your problem. You need you need to get You
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  Speaker 1: need somebody like me in your life. Hell yeah, yeah, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: they show up nothing but a helmet with some sneakers
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  Speaker 1: helmet and so now that explains it. Okay, that's gonna
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  Speaker 1: be my friend. I'm done with her. You do you
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  Speaker 1: got these shout as marshes stupid? Do they look stick
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  Speaker 1: just to helmet with it? Some converse sneakers sticking up
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  Speaker 1: on them and set the eye crazy because I got
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  Speaker 1: right now he don't want to laugh. That's how he
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  Speaker 1: looked in his football uniform. Okay, when we was little,
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  Speaker 1: Tommy got a football uniform and that's how he looked. Look,
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  Speaker 1: marshes money. But who's taller, you think though, dang guy,
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  Speaker 1: but he'd got quiet you are you hire? All right?
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  Speaker 1: Coming up at thirty two after the hour? Something funny?
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  Speaker 1: You're listening morning show? All right, it is time now
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  Speaker 1: to start your morning off with the nephew and run
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  Speaker 1: that brank back. What you got for us, nest, get
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  Speaker 1: ready for the gift. So let's go cat dogging. Hello. Hello,
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  Speaker 1: I'm trying to uh, I'm trying to reach Bree. Hey, Bree,
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  Speaker 1: how you doing? Listen? We um you know we've never met.
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  Speaker 1: I wanted to reach out to you though. Did you um?
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  Speaker 1: Did you get um? Did you get a package? I
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  Speaker 1: said to you last week? A package. Who is this?
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  Speaker 1: My name is my name? My name is Jason Um
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  Speaker 1: And I sent you a package. You do I know you?
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  Speaker 1: Who are you? Say? Again? How do I know you?
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  Speaker 1: You don't know me? I'm just you know, I guess
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  Speaker 1: you could say I'm like a secret admirer. And I've
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  Speaker 1: been in mind you for quite some time. And uh,
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  Speaker 1: you know, I sent you a little something. Uh you know,
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  Speaker 1: I didn't know if if you got it or not
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  Speaker 1: if I had to write that dress, but I wanted
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  Speaker 1: to know if you had gotten it. So you know,
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  Speaker 1: this is like my first time reaching out to you.
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  Speaker 1: You I sent to my house. Uh yeah, I mean
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  Speaker 1: you got you got a pair of a pair of
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  Speaker 1: my underwear with the rose petals all in it. You sent?
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  Speaker 1: But yeah, you're drow to my house? Are you? And
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  Speaker 1: how did you know me? But I've been a mind
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  Speaker 1: you for a long time. And I see y'all, see
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  Speaker 1: you at your job, I see you at your house,
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  Speaker 1: you know, at the grocery market when I see you, Well,
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  Speaker 1: you do I know you? Even where do I know you? Find?
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  Speaker 1: You don't know me? You know, you don't know me
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  Speaker 1: at all, but you know I got you know? Wait minute, wait, wait,
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  Speaker 1: minute you listen to from drow out to my house,
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  Speaker 1: got my husband all up in an uproar. My ain't
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  Speaker 1: them drives? And you don't even know me? You got
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  Speaker 1: a husband? Yeah? I got a husband. Okay, I didn't.
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  Speaker 1: I mean, hey, I no disrespect Brie, I ain't. I
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  Speaker 1: ain't know y'all a husband. You've been watching me stocking
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  Speaker 1: me at my job in my house. You out of
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  Speaker 1: know that. Hey, I apologize on that. But you so
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  Speaker 1: you did get it? I want to apology. Yeah I
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  Speaker 1: got him, okay, I mean, what did you think about
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  Speaker 1: the chest you though? I mean, let makes money something
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  Speaker 1: to you? My husband got the package with my name
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  Speaker 1: on it. As I've been for the last week going
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  Speaker 1: through hell let's checking my Facebook, I don't on my emails,
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  Speaker 1: going through my colle history on my phone. I get
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  Speaker 1: he waked my up in the middle of the night
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  Speaker 1: because and you don't ask me about Are you crazy?
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  Speaker 1: You know? I was? I was just in mind you
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  Speaker 1: I thought, you know, sending a pair of my drives
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  Speaker 1: to my house. I mean, don't you like that? I
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  Speaker 1: don't even know you like that? I mean, you don't know,
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  Speaker 1: I know, but I was, you know, that was my
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  Speaker 1: way of like showing you that I admire you, that
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  Speaker 1: I'm into you. You know that was just that's some
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  Speaker 1: sick I don't need no more drows, especially no strange draws.
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  Speaker 1: I got draws at the house. I got two sons
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  Speaker 1: of husband. I watched draws every week. I don't need
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  Speaker 1: no more draws. You don't do no like that, upsetting
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  Speaker 1: my whole household. Have me damn the in divorce court
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  Speaker 1: behind him drows. What I want to know is how
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  Speaker 1: to hit off? Do you know me? How? How did
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  Speaker 1: you get my address? Where I work? Where? Boy? How
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  Speaker 1: did you know me? My phone number? How do you
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  Speaker 1: know me? I don't get that? Where did you get
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  Speaker 1: my trump? I tell you what Colin's number? Back? When
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  Speaker 1: my husband get home. You can't go with him. You
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  Speaker 1: get hit can get your draws back? You come meet
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  Speaker 1: him in the morning. I have him there. Come have
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  Speaker 1: my jobs. I'm not trying to have as with nobody.
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  Speaker 1: I'm not trying to have all of that. You explained him.
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  Speaker 1: Get this off my because I had enough of this.
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  Speaker 1: Drow was at my door. Okay, let me ask you
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  Speaker 1: this here. Will you send me some of yours? You did?
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  Speaker 1: Are you not listening? To me, Hell no, you can't
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  Speaker 1: handle my drows Watch you ask my husband for him
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  Speaker 1: when he call you in the morning. Watch you at
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  Speaker 1: him for some of my drops. I thought I thought
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  Speaker 1: it would be, you know, like a sign of something,
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  Speaker 1: something implements something from me, you know, kind of like
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  Speaker 1: a token of where I wanted the relationship to go.
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  Speaker 1: I don't even know you. You got my damn in
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  Speaker 1: divorce court behind some damn draws, and I don't even
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  Speaker 1: know who the are you? How? Who are you? How
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  Speaker 1: do you know so much about me? Where did you
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  Speaker 1: get my address from? How do you know where I work?
• 17:47
  Speaker 1: How do you how you get my phone? Who are you? You?
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  Speaker 1: She likes you to know you have, matter of fact,
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  Speaker 1: what this number end? You can come back on this
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  Speaker 1: number and I will it's home, So we can get
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  Speaker 1: this straight. So you can talk to him. Do that
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  Speaker 1: for me. Oh wait, wait, wait, wait, see I'm not
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  Speaker 1: looking for no altercation now if if if, well you
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  Speaker 1: look you're looking for something and you see them. Understand.
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  Speaker 1: So I don't say that's what you want, because I'm
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  Speaker 1: trying to explain to you. You didn't upset my whole household,
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  Speaker 1: got my overhireden nerves and you ain't understanding that, so
• 18:22
  Speaker 1: obviously what you are looking for as an altercation. No,
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  Speaker 1: I'm not looking for I'm looking for I'm looking for
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  Speaker 1: some personal time with you. That's what I'm looking for.
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  Speaker 1: My personal time is with my person. What about that?
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  Speaker 1: Don't y'all understand? Will you send me a pair of
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  Speaker 1: your underwear? What I mean? I mean? Is that asking
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  Speaker 1: too much? If you just send me a pair of
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  Speaker 1: our go away? I sentially y'all right? Give me an address? Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: tell me where to send them? Tell me where to
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  Speaker 1: send them? Right now? Are you gonna sell them? What? Say? Hell?
• 18:55
  Speaker 1: You sim an address? You give me the address and
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  Speaker 1: no fact, my hand deliver like tonight. So you're trying
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  Speaker 1: to create an officca. Why don't just give you a
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  Speaker 1: po bock? Because so you're trying to create an affication. No,
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  Speaker 1: give me your address, you got mine, you got my address.
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  Speaker 1: Let me send you something to your address. No, no,
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  Speaker 1: that's all right. Look, you know what? Can I say
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  Speaker 1: one more thing to you? No? Yeah? You know what
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  Speaker 1: I wanted? What? What? What the do you have to
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  Speaker 1: say to me? Can I say one more thing until
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  Speaker 1: you please? What do you want? I just want to
• 19:24
  Speaker 1: tell you who I am? Can I tell you who
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  Speaker 1: I am? You now? It told me who you are?
• 19:28
  Speaker 1: I want to know how you know me? Where you
• 19:31
  Speaker 1: getting my Listen to me real closely. This is nephew
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  Speaker 1: Timmy from the Steve Harvey Morning Show. You just got
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  Speaker 1: pranked by your sister. Oh hello, Oh I'm gonna go
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  Speaker 1: what what the oh my learning? Yeah, I wan't gonna
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  Speaker 1: get her. Oh my god. Hey, look we started there
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  Speaker 1: over a week and a half ago. We said, I've
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  Speaker 1: been going through hel phone week. Oh my goodness. All right, Bree,
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  Speaker 1: tell you man to sim it down. It was all
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  Speaker 1: a break phone called back. Oh he is not going
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  Speaker 1: to believe this. Oh my goodness, he is not going
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  Speaker 1: to believe it. Tell me this, Bree, what is the
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  Speaker 1: All right, Steven. It's time to check your voicemail. If
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  Speaker 1: good morning, Steven. Family just has break me from her Point,
• 20:51
  Speaker 1: North Carolina. I just wanted to call and give my
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  Speaker 1: brother a shout out. He has come a long way.
• 20:57
  Speaker 1: He's got a great job of loving family and he's
• 21:01
  Speaker 1: just dedicated to what he's doing. I'm proud of him.
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  Speaker 1: I just want to stand some love tone let him
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  Speaker 1: know I see you, brother, Keep up the great words.
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  Speaker 1: A proud sister over here. Happy Holidays to y'all over there,
• 21:13
  Speaker 1: Cood Morning, Steve to wish you all a very very
• 21:17
  Speaker 1: merry treatments and a happy new Year. From Robin Simon,
• 21:22
  Speaker 1: Mississippi JELF coach Jonton sah Hi. This is Lisa Duncan
• 21:30
  Speaker 1: Collins from Knoxville, Tennessee, where we listen to Steve Harvey
• 21:35
  Speaker 1: every day on w JBE. I just want to wish
• 21:38
  Speaker 1: my family in Memphis and Mississippi a merry Christmas and
• 21:41
  Speaker 1: a blessed new Year. And thank you so much Steve
• 21:44
  Speaker 1: Harvey and the Steve Harvey Morning Crew for all that
• 21:46
  Speaker 1: you do. Marry Christmas season, screetings, and remember Jesus is
• 21:51
  Speaker 1: the reason for this season. All right, guys, time for
• 21:55
  Speaker 1: Steve's favorite segment, asked the CLO the Chief Love Office, Sir, oh,
• 22:02
  Speaker 1: you can submit your questions at Steve Harvey FM. Aren't
• 22:06
  Speaker 1: you ready, mister c l Oh? Of course, of course,
• 22:09
  Speaker 1: all right, of course, here we go. This one's from
• 22:11
  Speaker 1: Sonia and Hampton, Virginia. I don't know what that voice was.
• 22:14
  Speaker 1: I'm dating a man that's seventeen years older, and we
• 22:17
  Speaker 1: waited ninety days to be intimate. He was bragging about
• 22:22
  Speaker 1: all the things he was going to do to me,
• 22:24
  Speaker 1: and boy did he lie. The whole experience lasted two
• 22:29
  Speaker 1: point five minutes, and he fell asleep on top of me,
• 22:33
  Speaker 1: and the right side of my body went numb. He
• 22:37
  Speaker 1: got up four times during the night to use the bathroom,
• 22:40
  Speaker 1: and I woke up each time. Since then, I have
• 22:43
  Speaker 1: been making excuses not to sleep with him. I like him,
• 22:46
  Speaker 1: but I think he may be too old for me.
• 22:48
  Speaker 1: Do you think this was just a one time thing?
• 22:51
  Speaker 1: Or is this just what it's like to be an
• 22:52
  Speaker 1: older man? Now his ass is getting up. He ain't
• 22:56
  Speaker 1: gonna happen. He getting up? Yeah, he laid off. Want
• 23:00
  Speaker 1: to I tell you what you're gonna wish he hadn't
• 23:06
  Speaker 1: got it. You're gonna get your ass up. I don't
• 23:13
  Speaker 1: know what that is, but you're gonna get your ass
• 23:16
  Speaker 1: up for a time. You know, now be you know,
• 23:20
  Speaker 1: you know, eventually you learn how to sleep through it.
• 23:22
  Speaker 1: But your problem is the two minutes and then falling
• 23:25
  Speaker 1: to sleep and your left side going off. And then
• 23:28
  Speaker 1: after he lied about what all he was gonna do,
• 23:31
  Speaker 1: he did all he said he was gonna do. You
• 23:33
  Speaker 1: just didn't know I was gonna be that quick. In
• 23:36
  Speaker 1: record time, he did all of what he said he
• 23:40
  Speaker 1: was gonna do. Bring it, slang it, crumbling it up,
• 23:46
  Speaker 1: twist it, rubb it, flip it. He did all that.
• 23:50
  Speaker 1: He just packed it in two minutes. He did all
• 23:54
  Speaker 1: of it. You just ain't had time to react to
• 23:57
  Speaker 1: none two points minutes. So she's saying, is this just
• 24:03
  Speaker 1: a one time thing? Or is this what is like
• 24:05
  Speaker 1: being with an older man? No? No, no, no, no,
• 24:08
  Speaker 1: no you you you the time ain't got nothing to
• 24:11
  Speaker 1: do with your age. Let him four trips to the bathroom,
• 24:15
  Speaker 1: he gonna make them. That's gonna have to happen. Yeah,
• 24:18
  Speaker 1: especially if you're trying to do your water. Yeah, all right, Steve,
• 24:28
  Speaker 1: here we go. Danielle in Lansing, Michigan. My husband and
• 24:32
  Speaker 1: I have got to have the worst marriage ever. He's
• 24:35
  Speaker 1: cheated on me several times, and when I tried to
• 24:37
  Speaker 1: get back at him, I failed miserably. I had an
• 24:41
  Speaker 1: affair and we did it on my living room couch.
• 24:44
  Speaker 1: My husband found a little piece of the condom wrapper,
• 24:46
  Speaker 1: and he thought I was trying to be funny to
• 24:48
  Speaker 1: make him jealous. He never even suspected me of cheating,
• 24:52
  Speaker 1: so I got mad. I wanted him to be hurt
• 24:55
  Speaker 1: and confront me. We are in our mid thirties and
• 24:57
  Speaker 1: I want my husband to be faithful, but I don't
• 25:00
  Speaker 1: know if he will ever change. How will I know
• 25:02
  Speaker 1: when it's time to leave? Wait a minute, Wait a minute,
• 25:06
  Speaker 1: what y'all got to work? You You wanted him to
• 25:10
  Speaker 1: be mad, but you want him to be faithful. Wait
• 25:17
  Speaker 1: a minute. You left for a piece of condom on
• 25:20
  Speaker 1: the couch. You wanted him to be mad. The condom
• 25:24
  Speaker 1: was with another man, but you want him to be
• 25:26
  Speaker 1: faithful in his house. Girl. Try jesus. Yeah, y'all's y'all's
• 25:37
  Speaker 1: marriage is over now? Yeah? It can't be mad with
• 25:41
  Speaker 1: somebody else, right, I mean, I mean, you're doing stuff
• 25:44
  Speaker 1: to make him jealous, and it's the same thing he did.
• 25:47
  Speaker 1: Two wrongs don't make it right. This is a rap man.
• 25:49
  Speaker 1: If y'all ain't gonna do right, just going to be
• 25:51
  Speaker 1: by yourself because both y'all doing other people, Yeah, in
• 25:57
  Speaker 1: the in their house, still in their home? Alright to
• 26:00
  Speaker 1: here are you doing? Mid thirties? Mid thirties love? Right there?
• 26:04
  Speaker 1: All right? This is from SIS in Oklahoma City, Oklahoma.
• 26:08
  Speaker 1: She says, I was married for SIS. I was married
• 26:12
  Speaker 1: for eleven years, and I filed for divorce when I
• 26:15
  Speaker 1: found out that my husband was cheating with a family friend.
• 26:19
  Speaker 1: I was devastated because this girl was always at his
• 26:23
  Speaker 1: family's gatherings and they were messing around in front of me.
• 26:27
  Speaker 1: I can fide it in his mom, and she told
• 26:30
  Speaker 1: me that she was aware, but she was keeping it
• 26:32
  Speaker 1: a secret from everyone because my husband and this woman
• 26:36
  Speaker 1: are third cousins. My husband doesn't even know what he
• 26:41
  Speaker 1: is doing is sick and disgusting. I want to tell
• 26:45
  Speaker 1: him and the rest of the family, but his mom
• 26:48
  Speaker 1: has begged me not to. Should I do it anyway? Well, see,
• 26:53
  Speaker 1: all you want to do that for is to expose
• 26:56
  Speaker 1: him and hurt him. That's all that's for. There's nothing
• 27:00
  Speaker 1: about your marriage. This ain't about your marriage, and what
• 27:05
  Speaker 1: he's doing is sickening. And disgusting. You don't like the
• 27:08
  Speaker 1: fact that he's cheating on you, the fact that it's
• 27:10
  Speaker 1: his third cousin, that's that's that's crazy. But I mean,
• 27:15
  Speaker 1: what what good is it gonna do you? But this
• 27:19
  Speaker 1: is not a scripture. And I just learned this wasn't
• 27:21
  Speaker 1: a scripture recently, So that was a shocker for me.
• 27:24
  Speaker 1: Hell hath no fury like a woman scorn. I used
• 27:29
  Speaker 1: to actually thought that was a script Yeah I did, Yeah,
• 27:32
  Speaker 1: I did, I did. I really thought that was a scripture.
• 27:34
  Speaker 1: I just learned that it wasn't. A year though, hell
• 27:36
  Speaker 1: hath no fear like a woman's seeing us? How I've
• 27:39
  Speaker 1: had several of them women with with hell hath a fear? Yeah,
• 27:42
  Speaker 1: you don't want to you don't want to mess with that.
• 27:45
  Speaker 1: You don't want to mess with that. It felt like
• 27:47
  Speaker 1: it was, well, Steve, she's already filed for divorce. Yeah,
• 27:51
  Speaker 1: I mean, just going to get your divorce. What is
• 27:54
  Speaker 1: telling the family about? Yeah? I mean, I know you're
• 27:58
  Speaker 1: mad and all this here, but it's hopeful. They don't
• 28:04
  Speaker 1: really count either. With with black people, thirds count, right,
• 28:13
  Speaker 1: you know, when Tommy tells you listen to me. When
• 28:16
  Speaker 1: Tommy tells you, Jay, yes it do you have crossed
• 28:22
  Speaker 1: the stupid barrier. There's still some blood in there somewhere
• 28:25
  Speaker 1: right you have you have kicked over the construction signs. Okay,
• 28:33
  Speaker 1: so you can't do none of that. In my damn family,
• 28:38
  Speaker 1: we don't play that. We do not play that. Looking
• 28:42
  Speaker 1: at that, Thank you. Coming up more of the Steve
• 28:45
  Speaker 1: Harvey Morning Show right after this. You're listening to Steve
• 28:50
  Speaker 1: Morning Show. Christmas is fast approaching. We all know that
• 28:56
  Speaker 1: time to get the toys together. However, the elves, I
• 28:59
  Speaker 1: didn't know this. The elves are on strike and with
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  Speaker 1: some grievances. Uh, I got this, I got this summer handle.
• 29:08
  Speaker 1: Listen myself because it's something that I'm I'm good at
• 29:12
  Speaker 1: doing because I'm a former union man and elves. Uh,
• 29:17
  Speaker 1: elves have decided it came to me with a lot
• 29:20
  Speaker 1: of complaints and I'm being they representative. Now. We wanted
• 29:24
  Speaker 1: Timmy to stand up for them, but then he was
• 29:28
  Speaker 1: already standing up. They went, we need somebody that's standing
• 29:35
  Speaker 1: for it. That looked like they actually standing, So I
• 29:38
  Speaker 1: said I would do it. The elves this year are
• 29:43
  Speaker 1: going on strike. Well they haven't gone on yet, but
• 29:46
  Speaker 1: they're threatening to go on strike. The elves up wanting
• 29:50
  Speaker 1: to sit out this year. Santa Claus is having trouble
• 29:53
  Speaker 1: because he's trying to talk to these damn the elves
• 29:55
  Speaker 1: about their concern So I'm here with grievances and I
• 30:01
  Speaker 1: want to start by saying these are the elves grievouss,
• 30:05
  Speaker 1: and I will be preparing these statements on behalf of
• 30:09
  Speaker 1: the Ill Foundation. We the elves who work at the
• 30:14
  Speaker 1: North Pole, are requesting the following changes. Please show your
• 30:20
  Speaker 1: support through our website www dot help elves dot com.
• 30:27
  Speaker 1: If you're gonna help the elves, help elves dot com. Tommy,
• 30:31
  Speaker 1: don't act like you don't. So you know, we read
• 30:41
  Speaker 1: all the complaints that the elves have and here we go.
• 30:45
  Speaker 1: Number one problem that they have it We the elves
• 30:50
  Speaker 1: would like to stop making these damn wooden toys. No,
• 30:56
  Speaker 1: no kid won't no damn wooden toy. And we've been
• 31:01
  Speaker 1: making them for years. Okay, ain't nobody asks for now?
• 31:05
  Speaker 1: When he wouldn't wheel, he wouldn't page white lock, they
• 31:10
  Speaker 1: got real toys now. Secondly, we the elms are requesting
• 31:15
  Speaker 1: to have a casual Friday, so when we ain't got
• 31:19
  Speaker 1: to wear these stupid ass uniform, tight ass pants, these
• 31:24
  Speaker 1: pointed hats. We want a casual frid voicing the concerns
• 31:30
  Speaker 1: and elves have and and considered on going on strike,
• 31:34
  Speaker 1: and they wanted me to convey this to sent a
• 31:36
  Speaker 1: class and everybody listen, We the elms, huh, would like
• 31:40
  Speaker 1: to request a thirty minute smoke break. They smash, We smoked,
• 31:49
  Speaker 1: and then we want to be able to go outside
• 31:52
  Speaker 1: and smoke whatever we want. They try makings without it.
• 32:03
  Speaker 1: Elves don't get high. Here's the next complaint on behalf
• 32:08
  Speaker 1: of the hells Elves. We the elves have voted to
• 32:11
  Speaker 1: eliminate bring your kids to work day. The truth of
• 32:18
  Speaker 1: the matter is elves really don't like kids. No, we
• 32:26
  Speaker 1: don't damn that because they think we kids too, just
• 32:31
  Speaker 1: because we're short. Get your damn hands off of me.
• 32:39
  Speaker 1: I drove here into sleeve. Next complaint that they have,
• 32:46
  Speaker 1: we the Elves are uncomfortable wearing knees damn funny toe shoes.
• 32:54
  Speaker 1: That heard that he didn't get We want crocks to
• 32:59
  Speaker 1: be the new official Elves shop Crocks and Gators to
• 33:06
  Speaker 1: be the new elve shoe. Do the Elves I'm doing?
• 33:10
  Speaker 1: Complain you don't act like you ain't with them. You
• 33:15
  Speaker 1: trying to have a complaint at Elves and pilgrims have
• 33:22
  Speaker 1: the same shoe. Do you know I'm not I'm not well,
• 33:31
  Speaker 1: let's quit this game. Next complaint, We the elves do
• 33:38
  Speaker 1: not like elves shirts and pants. They ain't got no
• 33:41
  Speaker 1: damn pockets, and we want to start using fanny paths
• 33:50
  Speaker 1: so when we go outside and take our smoke break,
• 33:53
  Speaker 1: we'll have our stuff with the next complaint, We the
• 33:59
  Speaker 1: elves understand that we on the north pole, but some
• 34:03
  Speaker 1: of the younger els wants to cut back on the
• 34:07
  Speaker 1: heat being so high all the time in the workshop.
• 34:12
  Speaker 1: The older els is fine. We the elms would like
• 34:25
  Speaker 1: to assign ten els each year to ride around with Sanna,
• 34:30
  Speaker 1: because we think it's unfair that we make all the
• 34:32
  Speaker 1: damn tords and we don't ever get going on fat ass,
• 34:38
  Speaker 1: just be packing up the slid with the rain dud. Damn,
• 34:41
  Speaker 1: we made the tord a couple more quickly. We the els,
• 34:48
  Speaker 1: we still love miss Claws and we know she's very
• 34:51
  Speaker 1: nice and she's never too busy to being down and
• 34:54
  Speaker 1: give us a hook, but we still would like to
• 34:57
  Speaker 1: know exactly what do she do over the cooks, the
• 35:04
  Speaker 1: cooks for everybody. We had nothing from her. We gotta
• 35:11
  Speaker 1: at last, We're not least. We the ale support the
• 35:14
  Speaker 1: me too movement. That's real strong up here, and some
• 35:19
  Speaker 1: of the female ales are requesting that's Santa, refrain from
• 35:24
  Speaker 1: saying ho ho ho ho. And on that note, we're
• 35:29
  Speaker 1: gonna go go. You're listening to show. All right, guys,
• 35:36
  Speaker 1: it's time for would you rather here we go now?
• 35:40
  Speaker 1: Would you rather take a body shot off your partner,
• 35:45
  Speaker 1: your date, whoever you're with, or would you rather for
• 35:48
  Speaker 1: them to take a body shot off you? This? This
• 35:51
  Speaker 1: this like a jello thing, ll feless shot. Would you
• 35:56
  Speaker 1: take a shot off of them? Or shot off you
• 35:59
  Speaker 1: ain't gonna lead the level of Lnton my billy button.
• 36:01
  Speaker 1: Let me take the one off of you. I'm not
• 36:05
  Speaker 1: My stomach can't hold a shot glass. It's gonna keeping
• 36:08
  Speaker 1: I promise, yeah, take off, it's gonna keep flipping over.
• 36:14
  Speaker 1: I was just what about you, Steve. You didn't answer.
• 36:18
  Speaker 1: I don't even know what that is, but a body shot,
• 36:23
  Speaker 1: I definitely take it off her though, yeah didn't. I
• 36:29
  Speaker 1: got big enough lips. You don't even need the glass.
• 36:37
  Speaker 1: Get your body shot off for you all right, here's
• 36:41
  Speaker 1: another one. Would you rather be in the Hall of
• 36:44
  Speaker 1: Fame for a sports career or a music career? Oh?
• 36:50
  Speaker 1: Oh sports? Yeah, not music as much as you love music. Oh,
• 36:56
  Speaker 1: Roscoe Wallace already got that covered. I ain't worried about that.
• 36:59
  Speaker 1: My alt in the Rocky Hall of Fame all day.
• 37:04
  Speaker 1: Every time somebody get inducted, it him. He get credit
• 37:07
  Speaker 1: for all that this show. What about you now? Music?
• 37:13
  Speaker 1: I can't sang a lick every night. I know you
• 37:15
  Speaker 1: weren't gonna say sports. Shut up, junior, there for what music? Music?
• 37:25
  Speaker 1: What is you gonna be? The little drummer boy? Yeah?
• 37:35
  Speaker 1: I remember when Tom was a little boy and he
• 37:37
  Speaker 1: was in the Christmas Player. He got mad, We're not
• 37:40
  Speaker 1: gonna do it this year. We're not gonna do it.
• 37:43
  Speaker 1: That's what I said. That's what I was trying to
• 37:45
  Speaker 1: tell him every year, because I just Tom was so small.
• 37:49
  Speaker 1: Every year I made him play Baby Jesus. He won't
• 37:55
  Speaker 1: he won't be a wise man's brain. Ain't got no
• 37:57
  Speaker 1: time be trying to explain how little your asses as
• 38:01
  Speaker 1: a man. You're a little boy. You find to be
• 38:04
  Speaker 1: Baby Jesus every yearing to lay down in that hey,
• 38:07
  Speaker 1: and quit moving and keep your face covered. You look old.
• 38:17
  Speaker 1: Come on, sir, all right, I'm wise man this year.
• 38:23
  Speaker 1: You're not gonna be no man in this place. You're
• 38:27
  Speaker 1: too short, baby Jesus. All right, coming up in forty nine,
• 38:32
  Speaker 1: Thank you, guys, coming up, quick water him and lay
• 38:35
  Speaker 1: him in that damn hey. All right, we'll be back
• 38:38
  Speaker 1: with more of the Steve Harvey Morning Show right after this.
• 38:42
  Speaker 1: You're listening Steven Show. All right, guys, it is time
• 38:48
  Speaker 1: for comedy Roulette to please. Jay. Set this one up
• 38:51
  Speaker 1: for us. Tell us, And it's so important to explain
• 38:54
  Speaker 1: this because we get new listeners every day and we're
• 38:58
  Speaker 1: doing a different section that people are not aware of.
• 39:02
  Speaker 1: So that's why I take the time to explain. And
• 39:08
  Speaker 1: it's very simple. You take for subjects and you put
• 39:13
  Speaker 1: them on a wheel, and you take them on the wheel.
• 39:17
  Speaker 1: You spun the wheel and which stop. We can do
• 39:22
  Speaker 1: the damn thing because we's comedians were good? All right,
• 39:30
  Speaker 1: here we go. These are the subjects for today. Things
• 39:34
  Speaker 1: you can do to get people to leave your house.
• 39:38
  Speaker 1: Things you say to people who've overdecorated for the holiday.
• 39:46
  Speaker 1: Things you say to people who have underdecorated for the holidays.
• 39:52
  Speaker 1: And here's the last one. Things you say when you
• 39:54
  Speaker 1: didn't get what you wanted for Christmas? Okay, yeah, all
• 40:00
  Speaker 1: of those again. Yeah, yeah, let's go, let's spind the wheel,
• 40:08
  Speaker 1: come on over decorated. Yeah, oh oh, I thought it
• 40:14
  Speaker 1: was gonna stop on over decorating, but now it stopped on.
• 40:17
  Speaker 1: Things you say when you didn't get what you wanted
• 40:20
  Speaker 1: for Chris the same as Steve's bad acting theater. No, no, no, no, no,
• 40:25
  Speaker 1: not at all. No. I don't even know how you
• 40:27
  Speaker 1: got that out of that. But all right, these are
• 40:32
  Speaker 1: things you say when you didn't get what you want
• 40:35
  Speaker 1: for Christmas. Yeah, let's go the things you say when
• 40:38
  Speaker 1: you didn't get what you say? Oh, come, oh this
• 40:42
  Speaker 1: is nice? And this one lights up? What is it
• 40:47
  Speaker 1: with that attitude? That's how you say it, that's what
• 40:51
  Speaker 1: you're saying, how you say it. Yeah, Junior, I'll tell
• 40:55
  Speaker 1: you what this is something I actually say it as
• 40:56
  Speaker 1: a kid. But I didn't get what I want on
• 40:58
  Speaker 1: huh for Christmas? And they were standing there a boy parents,
• 41:01
  Speaker 1: but I was about teen. I said, tea, you said
• 41:06
  Speaker 1: the actual words. Yeah. Yeah, when you open that box
• 41:10
  Speaker 1: of the day, what you're supposed to get Oh, thank you,
• 41:17
  Speaker 1: I'll uh. I put this in the drawer with that
• 41:19
  Speaker 1: racket ass time you about last. I ain't grateful. Well,
• 41:25
  Speaker 1: you didn't get what you want like that this one.
• 41:29
  Speaker 1: This is what you say at work. I knew when
• 41:31
  Speaker 1: he pulled my name it wasn't gonna be worth for damn.
• 41:36
  Speaker 1: I can't change. I knew what thing you saved and
• 41:45
  Speaker 1: you didn't get you Yeah, a pound cake? Huh, thanks
• 41:50
  Speaker 1: a lot, Yeah to a diabetic. Things you say when
• 41:59
  Speaker 1: you don't get what you want for Christmas? What happened?
• 42:02
  Speaker 1: Check short again, check shot again? Huh? Come on now? Why? Why? Why?
• 42:11
  Speaker 1: In the hill? What I wanted to kids? I don't
• 42:14
  Speaker 1: work on that. Come on, man, really, I don't work
• 42:20
  Speaker 1: guys A s thoughts account? Come on, Steve. Black people
• 42:26
  Speaker 1: don't eat fruitcake. I can't stand that damn fruitcake? What
• 42:32
  Speaker 1: is some damn green things in? Now? What is that? Cherish?
• 42:38
  Speaker 1: The actual snowshovel? I live in La Thanks. These people
• 42:48
  Speaker 1: say what they don't get what they want for Christmas.
• 42:50
  Speaker 1: I already know the story of Jesus. I already know it. Duffy,
• 43:02
  Speaker 1: who eats this basket of cheese? Who eats that? Who
• 43:06
  Speaker 1: eats that. This is all right, Steve, come on closing out.
• 43:14
  Speaker 1: That's why we're getting a divorce. This damn Croc pop.
• 43:24
  Speaker 1: This is the last thing it won't know. Damn Croc pod.
• 43:30
  Speaker 1: That was me who said that one. Sorry, all right,
• 43:34
  Speaker 1: I'm next. It is the nephew with the praying phone
• 43:37
  Speaker 1: call that's coming up right after this you're listening, Coming
• 43:44
  Speaker 1: up at the top of the hour, right about four
• 43:47
  Speaker 1: minutes after. It's my strawberry letter for today, subject I
• 43:50
  Speaker 1: love getting the mail every day. Right now though, the
• 43:55
  Speaker 1: nephew here with today's prank phone call. What you got
• 43:57
  Speaker 1: for his neph I love your life more than you do.
• 44:03
  Speaker 1: I'm thinking a man needs to know. You need to
• 44:06
  Speaker 1: know that this show is it? Man, I don't think
• 44:08
  Speaker 1: a pot Okay, okay, so you know it's time you're going.
• 44:11
  Speaker 1: Don't let you know how I feel. I decided to
• 44:13
  Speaker 1: call you to day and tell you how it's going down.
• 44:16
  Speaker 1: Let's go, cat Doc. I love your wife morning mute. Hello, Hey,
• 44:20
  Speaker 1: I'm trying to I'm trying to reach Trey this track.
• 44:23
  Speaker 1: Who is this? Hey, Trey? How you're doing man? This
• 44:25
  Speaker 1: is Milton. I work at your wife, Teresa. Milton yeah. Yeah,
• 44:30
  Speaker 1: you probably heard of me before. I've been I've been
• 44:32
  Speaker 1: at the job probably about five years now. Chere she
• 44:34
  Speaker 1: ever mentioned me? No, I ain't even know Milton. What's
• 44:38
  Speaker 1: going on? Everything cool? They Yeah, yeah, everything's good. Everything
• 44:40
  Speaker 1: is good. Hey, listen, um, I wanted to have a
• 44:44
  Speaker 1: conversation with you. Man. I don't really know how to
• 44:48
  Speaker 1: spring this on you or whatever, but um, like I said,
• 44:51
  Speaker 1: I've been working at the spot for five years and
• 44:54
  Speaker 1: I've been on Teresa probably like around three. And I
• 44:59
  Speaker 1: guess what I really want to say is that I
• 45:01
  Speaker 1: didn't I didn't gain some feelings for Teresa and wolo.
• 45:07
  Speaker 1: Hold on, man on, hold on. You calling me and
• 45:11
  Speaker 1: you're telling me right now you have feelings from my
• 45:14
  Speaker 1: wife who you work with, and you Teresa, because that
• 45:18
  Speaker 1: isn't my wife. You have feelings from my wife? Is
• 45:20
  Speaker 1: that correct? Yeah? You know it took me a while
• 45:22
  Speaker 1: to come forward and say this, but I you know,
• 45:25
  Speaker 1: I'm man enough now that I feel like men you
• 45:28
  Speaker 1: need to talk about it. Bro, Have you loved your mind? No? No,
• 45:31
  Speaker 1: I haven't. No, listen, I'm just letting you know. Today
• 45:36
  Speaker 1: is the day that I decided I'm not carrying this
• 45:38
  Speaker 1: weight on my shoulders no more. I'm getting it off
• 45:40
  Speaker 1: for me, all right. And at the end of the day,
• 45:42
  Speaker 1: I love your wife more than you do. What I say,
• 45:48
  Speaker 1: I love your wife more than you do. Bro. So
• 45:53
  Speaker 1: you how long you've been loving my wife? You tell
• 45:56
  Speaker 1: me how long you've been love? How long? How long
• 45:58
  Speaker 1: you feel that you have been in love with my
• 46:01
  Speaker 1: I mean I'm looking at I know, I know, I
• 46:02
  Speaker 1: know at least two. Does my wife even know this?
• 46:07
  Speaker 1: I mean, I'm I'm sure she's awarever to a certain extent,
• 46:11
  Speaker 1: to a certain extent. What's what house? How certain of
• 46:13
  Speaker 1: the extent are we talking? I mean, you know when
• 46:15
  Speaker 1: we go to lunch together and she you know? I mean,
• 46:17
  Speaker 1: I'm sure she know y'all, y'all we're going to lunch together.
• 46:20
  Speaker 1: How long y'all been going to lunch together? Bro, We've
• 46:22
  Speaker 1: been going to lunch together at least at least two
• 46:24
  Speaker 1: and am kids. I mean, we're going to lunchgel almost
• 46:26
  Speaker 1: every day. We might miss the day if she go
• 46:28
  Speaker 1: with the girls, I go with the fellas so big,
• 46:31
  Speaker 1: But for the most part, meh, me and I'm pretty
• 46:33
  Speaker 1: much a lunch together. Yeah, I need that swear eyes, bro,
• 46:38
  Speaker 1: stay hell away from my wife. Bro, I needed to
• 46:41
  Speaker 1: back up. Ain't no more no no, no, no no, bro,
• 46:44
  Speaker 1: because you get talked enough that you'ren't talked enough. Ain't
• 46:47
  Speaker 1: no more in love, Ain't no more steak. You need
• 46:49
  Speaker 1: to stay the back here, stay the back, man. I
• 46:53
  Speaker 1: don't want to hear none of that, nothing, nothing, nothing
• 46:56
  Speaker 1: at all, because come home, we don't listen. Listen. I
• 47:01
  Speaker 1: know all about you, tray everything about it, all right.
• 47:05
  Speaker 1: I already know how you treat her. Right. I'm hot right,
• 47:09
  Speaker 1: I'm feeling like a strong sensation right now because I
• 47:12
  Speaker 1: really want to reach through the phone and just break
• 47:13
  Speaker 1: your neck right now. That's what I really want to do.
• 47:16
  Speaker 1: They do, That's what I really want to do. And
• 47:18
  Speaker 1: what my wife talking about business outside about role Poe,
• 47:21
  Speaker 1: That's what I'm trying to figure out. Hey, all I'm
• 47:23
  Speaker 1: saying is when we go to the lunch, she let
• 47:24
  Speaker 1: me know how she's feeling. She let me know what
• 47:26
  Speaker 1: she's going through, she let me know all that. It
• 47:28
  Speaker 1: stops start with that lunch. Bro, I don't want to
• 47:30
  Speaker 1: hear another damn thing about lunch. Bro, Ain't no more lunch.
• 47:33
  Speaker 1: It's from here on that, bro, I'm calling me talking
• 47:35
  Speaker 1: about people in long with my wife even take it
• 47:38
  Speaker 1: work because I'm missing I'm milt. What a man? Listen,
• 47:47
  Speaker 1: calm down with all that energy you got going on
• 47:49
  Speaker 1: like you're gonna do something, I'm trying to You're not
• 47:52
  Speaker 1: down what you got you you're nothing to do nothing
• 47:56
  Speaker 1: where you are right now. But I'm my keys right
• 47:58
  Speaker 1: now where you got, right right now? Brow So So
• 48:02
  Speaker 1: how about how about when you got laid off? When
• 48:04
  Speaker 1: you was off for six months and she was carrying
• 48:06
  Speaker 1: on all the all the way and pay all the
• 48:08
  Speaker 1: you ain't you all right? Beatince? You know since you
• 48:14
  Speaker 1: know everything, I bet you know I got to go too.
• 48:17
  Speaker 1: So all you need to know is all you need
• 48:19
  Speaker 1: to know is bro, get dumb. Bro, You're dumb, broke down, Bro,
• 48:24
  Speaker 1: you know what we talk about? That he went my
• 48:29
  Speaker 1: wife saying that he loves talking about luncheon. So tap
• 48:33
  Speaker 1: the hell up. While we are, you can thank me
• 48:36
  Speaker 1: for the cutter, for the suit that you got for Christmas.
• 48:38
  Speaker 1: You can thank me for that. I picked it out
• 48:41
  Speaker 1: and I paid for it. Okay, okay, cool, cool, cool,
• 48:45
  Speaker 1: all right, cool, let me go in the puget Frank
• 48:48
  Speaker 1: Now right now, all right, you're talking about the great
• 48:51
  Speaker 1: suits for three peaks. That's what you talking about. He's
• 48:53
  Speaker 1: got great bulls right here with this bull anyway, And
• 48:59
  Speaker 1: like nine, you don't like to shop, you don't want
• 49:01
  Speaker 1: to suit three times nine. You don't like well, you
• 49:04
  Speaker 1: ain't told me at lunch when you don't want to shoop?
• 49:06
  Speaker 1: Who dude, I swear to guy bro, I swear to God,
• 49:10
  Speaker 1: I need to talk to my wife. Man, I need
• 49:13
  Speaker 1: to talk to my wife. I need to talk to
• 49:15
  Speaker 1: my wife because I hey, man, listen, you know what
• 49:19
  Speaker 1: I just couldn't hold. It's back. No more me living
• 49:22
  Speaker 1: behind in the shadows. And but I'm over here kicking
• 49:25
  Speaker 1: money out to Teresa when she needed Why you was
• 49:28
  Speaker 1: laid off, I'm helping her out. I'm going. You know
• 49:30
  Speaker 1: I'm doing I'm doing too much on money you've been
• 49:35
  Speaker 1: so you was getting the money. You're kicking the money
• 49:37
  Speaker 1: when I was laid off. You're kicking the money, dude.
• 49:40
  Speaker 1: Somebody had to step up, man to me, and Teresa's tight,
• 49:42
  Speaker 1: so you know, I just try to step in and
• 49:44
  Speaker 1: help an hour. So you're giving my wife money. What
• 49:48
  Speaker 1: you're saying, do you want me make you feel better
• 49:51
  Speaker 1: about the whole thing? You want to make you feel better.
• 49:53
  Speaker 1: You ain't need to make me feel better about man.
• 49:57
  Speaker 1: You talk to my wife all I gotta do talking
• 50:00
  Speaker 1: to my wife. Bro, That's that's fine. But can I
• 50:02
  Speaker 1: say something to make you feel better? What I'm gonna
• 50:06
  Speaker 1: say this to you, Trey, This is nephew Tommy from
• 50:09
  Speaker 1: the Steve Harvey Morning Show. Your wife Teresa gott me
• 50:12
  Speaker 1: to prank phone call you wait? What hey? This is Tommy. Man.
• 50:22
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• 50:28
  Speaker 1: Br br you got same getting it? Bro? Bro, don't
• 50:38
  Speaker 1: do that. Bro. You gotta stop that. Tommy. Come on now,
• 50:41
  Speaker 1: come on, you gotta stop. My heart is ranking I'm sweating.
• 50:46
  Speaker 1: Oh now, Hey, I gotta ask you this. It's twenty twenty.
• 50:49
  Speaker 1: You gotta tell me this. You gotta tell me what.
• 50:50
  Speaker 1: It is the badest, and I mean the baddest radio
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• 50:57
  Speaker 1: Gotta I think I think that man, I went little
• 51:05
  Speaker 1: too far with it. You went you went schnoop though,
• 51:12
  Speaker 1: which too far sounded like he's like he was he
• 51:22
  Speaker 1: was on the bring a cry and let me pull up,
• 51:25
  Speaker 1: Let me pull up. Let me pull up but one
• 51:28
  Speaker 1: more time. Though I love your wife. I want to
• 51:32
  Speaker 1: know when the man is about to cry, you get
• 51:35
  Speaker 1: the joke in. You have to stop the joke joke
• 51:38
  Speaker 1: if you're telling the man something about his wife. Yeah,
• 51:42
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• 51:48
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• 51:53
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• 52:01
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• 52:43
  Speaker 1: with your sexy self coming up. Today's Strawberry Letter will
• 52:47
  Speaker 1: get into it right after this. You're listening to Steve
• 52:51
  Speaker 1: Harvey Morning Show time now for today's Strawberry Letter. And
• 52:55
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• 53:08
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• 53:11
  Speaker 1: Buckle up, hold on tight. We got it for you here.
• 53:14
  Speaker 1: It is a Strawberry letter. Dear Stephen Shirley, I'm a
• 53:18
  Speaker 1: twenty nine year old single guy and I've been attracted
• 53:21
  Speaker 1: to a twenty seven year old beautiful woman for four
• 53:24
  Speaker 1: months and I finally got the nerve to ask her
• 53:27
  Speaker 1: for her number. When I met her, I did everything
• 53:30
  Speaker 1: in my power to sweep her off her feet. I
• 53:33
  Speaker 1: am a police officer and I work the night shift,
• 53:37
  Speaker 1: so I'm home during the day. She is my mail carrier,
• 53:40
  Speaker 1: and it was an instant attraction when I saw her.
• 53:44
  Speaker 1: I wait each day for her to come by. I
• 53:47
  Speaker 1: get out of bed and go buy her chick filet
• 53:49
  Speaker 1: and Popeyes, McDonald's and all kinds of snacks on a
• 53:53
  Speaker 1: daily basis. Some days I surprised her with flowers, and
• 53:57
  Speaker 1: I even bought a necklace for her and I left
• 54:00
  Speaker 1: it in her mail truck. She is a single mother,
• 54:03
  Speaker 1: so she said she appreciates the kind gestures and surprises.
• 54:06
  Speaker 1: We talk on the phone occasionally, but I want to
• 54:09
  Speaker 1: take this relationship further and really get to know her
• 54:14
  Speaker 1: more than a few times I have called her and
• 54:16
  Speaker 1: she has an answered or called me back. She has
• 54:20
  Speaker 1: said she was either sleep or busy with her daughter.
• 54:23
  Speaker 1: We went on one date recently, but it was during
• 54:26
  Speaker 1: her work shift, so she couldn't really sit and chat
• 54:30
  Speaker 1: like I wanted her to. I feel like she's showing
• 54:33
  Speaker 1: me signs that she's not really interested, but I'm having
• 54:36
  Speaker 1: a hard time walking away because she is beautiful, has
• 54:39
  Speaker 1: a good job, and is a nice girl. I feel
• 54:42
  Speaker 1: that there's something special about her. I made it clear
• 54:44
  Speaker 1: how I feel about her, and she told me that
• 54:47
  Speaker 1: she's not dating right now, just focusing on her career.
• 54:51
  Speaker 1: I've been feeling foolish because I have not stopped spoiling
• 54:54
  Speaker 1: her during the day. I need to know if I
• 54:57
  Speaker 1: should stop and see if she miss me and reaches out,
• 55:01
  Speaker 1: or should I keep it a while keep it up
• 55:03
  Speaker 1: a while longer and see if she comes around. Please advise. Um, gee,
• 55:08
  Speaker 1: you can't take a hint hum um. Uh, you know
• 55:13
  Speaker 1: you're you're trying way too hard. It's almost, you know,
• 55:16
  Speaker 1: to the point of, uh, you know, kind of I
• 55:21
  Speaker 1: don't want to say stalker because that's a serious term,
• 55:24
  Speaker 1: but you're you're, you're kind of over there with all
• 55:27
  Speaker 1: your your gestures. I mean, you're a nice guy. It
• 55:29
  Speaker 1: seems you're thoughtful, You generous, buying her flowers and snacks
• 55:33
  Speaker 1: and even jewelry. Uh, it seems like you're a good man.
• 55:37
  Speaker 1: But I don't know, you know, if you're a police officer. Uh,
• 55:43
  Speaker 1: she's told you that she's focusing on her career. That
• 55:47
  Speaker 1: is code when someone doesn't want to hurt your feelings
• 55:49
  Speaker 1: to tell you that they're not interested. Okay, When you
• 55:53
  Speaker 1: call her and she doesn't answer and she says she
• 55:55
  Speaker 1: was sleep or busy with her daughter, that's another code
• 55:59
  Speaker 1: telling you calling her she doesn't want to be bothered.
• 56:02
  Speaker 1: You went on a date with her. How can you
• 56:04
  Speaker 1: even call this a date? It was during her work shift.
• 56:07
  Speaker 1: You couldn't even sit out and chat with her. It
• 56:10
  Speaker 1: doesn't sound like you Guys have anything in common. You said,
• 56:14
  Speaker 1: you feel like she's showing you signs that she's not
• 56:17
  Speaker 1: really interested. She is. She is showing you signs she
• 56:21
  Speaker 1: is not interested. You're having a hard time walking away
• 56:24
  Speaker 1: because she's beautiful and she has a good job, and
• 56:27
  Speaker 1: she's a nice girl, and that all may be true,
• 56:30
  Speaker 1: but the feeling has to be reciprocated. She has to
• 56:33
  Speaker 1: feel the same way, and nothing in this letter is
• 56:36
  Speaker 1: showing me that she feels the same way about you
• 56:40
  Speaker 1: as you do about her. So if I were you,
• 56:42
  Speaker 1: I would back off. I would back off instead of
• 56:45
  Speaker 1: waiting till she comes with all these gifts. She doesn't
• 56:49
  Speaker 1: seem interested. I think you should move on, Steve Doll, Doll,
• 56:57
  Speaker 1: don't listen to nothing. Surely see listen to me, dog.
• 57:03
  Speaker 1: Everything Shirley said about the woman, it's one truth. She's
• 57:08
  Speaker 1: not interested. She's not reciprocating the things you're waiting on
• 57:12
  Speaker 1: her to come around. She ain't came around. She's not interested.
• 57:17
  Speaker 1: You can't take her hint. All that's true, But Dog,
• 57:23
  Speaker 1: this is the business we end. We hunt. Show me
• 57:30
  Speaker 1: the deal that wants to get shot, Show me the
• 57:38
  Speaker 1: fish that wants to get caught. Show me the turkey
• 57:45
  Speaker 1: that wants to die in the woods, but deal turns
• 57:51
  Speaker 1: into venison fish turns into Philet's turkey goals with dressing.
• 58:04
  Speaker 1: Work it out for yourself. Boy, don't you give up
• 58:08
  Speaker 1: this man. She could be the one you have to pursue.
• 58:14
  Speaker 1: It's only been four most she twenty seven. She told
• 58:18
  Speaker 1: you she focusing on her career. She the male man.
• 58:23
  Speaker 1: She's like, how hard you got to focus? Put that
• 58:26
  Speaker 1: damn stuff in that bag. Let read these ad dresses
• 58:28
  Speaker 1: and put it in the box. Ignore that she's your
• 58:36
  Speaker 1: male carrier. As soon as you saw her, you was
• 58:39
  Speaker 1: attract You wait for it to come back. You get
• 58:42
  Speaker 1: out of bed to go by her. Now here here where?
• 58:45
  Speaker 1: I thank you making a mistake. Chick fil A, Popeyes,
• 58:49
  Speaker 1: McDonald you gotta stop with the fat snacks. I know
• 58:53
  Speaker 1: you're gonna say something about that. Steve, you got to
• 58:56
  Speaker 1: stop with the fat snacks. Slow down, slow down a
• 59:02
  Speaker 1: little bit. Let's let's we got to do another approach.
• 59:05
  Speaker 1: Some days I surprised her with flowers. That was kind
• 59:09
  Speaker 1: of cool. I bought a necklace for her and left
• 59:11
  Speaker 1: it in her mail truck. Okay, she's a single mother,
• 59:14
  Speaker 1: she says. She appreciates the kindestures and surprises. We talk
• 59:18
  Speaker 1: on the phone occasionally. She'd gave you her number. Don't
• 59:22
  Speaker 1: worry about what she' only talking about. Keep the pursuit.
• 59:27
  Speaker 1: Pursue cracked the cold, all right, hang on, hang on,
• 59:33
  Speaker 1: you have more. I'm sure we'll have part two of
• 59:36
  Speaker 1: Steve's response coming up at twenty three after the hours.
• 59:39
  Speaker 1: Subject I love getting the mail every day. We'll get
• 59:43
  Speaker 1: back into it right after this. You're listening, all right, Steve,
• 59:49
  Speaker 1: Come on, let's recap today's strawberry letters. Subject I love
• 59:53
  Speaker 1: getting the mail every day. Twenty nine year old police
• 59:56
  Speaker 1: officer then got attracted to his twenty seven year old
• 1:00:00
  Speaker 1: beautiful male carrier. She's a single mother. He's done everything
• 1:00:04
  Speaker 1: in his power to sweep off her feet. He worked
• 1:00:07
  Speaker 1: a night shift, so I'm home during the day. She's
• 1:00:11
  Speaker 1: my mail carrier. Instant attraction shoons I saw. I wait
• 1:00:14
  Speaker 1: for it to come back. I get out of bed
• 1:00:16
  Speaker 1: about Chick fil a Popeyes McDonald's. I told you, Earli
• 1:00:19
  Speaker 1: stopped the fat snacks. Some days, I surprised with flowers.
• 1:00:23
  Speaker 1: I even bought a necklace for and left it in
• 1:00:25
  Speaker 1: her mail truck. She's a single mother. So she said,
• 1:00:28
  Speaker 1: she appreciates the kind gestures and surprises. We talk on
• 1:00:34
  Speaker 1: the phone occasionally. That's cause she gave you her number.
• 1:00:39
  Speaker 1: You are police, offer sup run her information, get her
• 1:00:45
  Speaker 1: tag number. Oh you're a cop. See you got it.
• 1:00:54
  Speaker 1: What's happening to you right now is you come across
• 1:00:57
  Speaker 1: a little corny with the bags of food. Because you
• 1:01:02
  Speaker 1: make a woman think, oh he think I'm fat. Oh dude,
• 1:01:05
  Speaker 1: I look like I won't just fast food every day.
• 1:01:09
  Speaker 1: You got her thinking that. So you gotta change your
• 1:01:11
  Speaker 1: approach because you just come across a little corny. That's
• 1:01:15
  Speaker 1: probably what's happening. You just come across a little corny.
• 1:01:20
  Speaker 1: So you gotta change the approach here. But you cannot
• 1:01:23
  Speaker 1: stop the pursuit. The pursuit is real. Keep trying break
• 1:01:30
  Speaker 1: her down with persistence, sincerity, love her man, show her
• 1:01:39
  Speaker 1: an interest she's never seen before. That's what wins hearts over.
• 1:01:44
  Speaker 1: She says, she just don't feel like Dayton. But y'all,
• 1:01:46
  Speaker 1: don went out on a date. She does not work.
• 1:01:50
  Speaker 1: So what she said, yeah she went. Now I've called
• 1:01:57
  Speaker 1: her and she has an answer to called me back.
• 1:01:59
  Speaker 1: She says she was either sleep or busy with her daughter. Dog,
• 1:02:03
  Speaker 1: you work nights, you home during the day. The woman sleep,
• 1:02:06
  Speaker 1: ain't got a daughter, that's real. We went on one
• 1:02:09
  Speaker 1: day recently, but it was doing her workshield, so she
• 1:02:12
  Speaker 1: couldn't sit and chat like I wanted it too. I
• 1:02:14
  Speaker 1: feel like she's showing me shine signs that she's really
• 1:02:17
  Speaker 1: not interested. She is showing you signs that she ain't interested.
• 1:02:21
  Speaker 1: But what I got to do with what we do?
• 1:02:25
  Speaker 1: That ain't got nothing to do with who we are.
• 1:02:28
  Speaker 1: Not many women out of had to pursue. It wasn't
• 1:02:30
  Speaker 1: interested in me. I was interested in them. Hey, Steve,
• 1:02:34
  Speaker 1: can I see something? Yeah? Remember that you told her?
• 1:02:38
  Speaker 1: You told me the story. I think you told it
• 1:02:39
  Speaker 1: on the air too. I don't know if you're working
• 1:02:42
  Speaker 1: at the Ford Company, but I WoT her down at
• 1:02:44
  Speaker 1: Ford Motor Company. I love you. Yeah, every day, dog,
• 1:02:50
  Speaker 1: I WoT her down. Dog. Everybody laughing at me, hall Man,
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  Speaker 1: she man. She been at three years. They never went
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  Speaker 1: out with none of us. That's none of y'all. Every
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  Speaker 1: day I got you don't want me now, that's because
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  Speaker 1: you don't see how good I am. I'm gonna keep
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  Speaker 1: showing you goodness. I've been feeling foolish because I have
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  Speaker 1: not stopped spoiling her during the day. I need to
• 1:03:20
  Speaker 1: know if I should stop and see if she misses
• 1:03:22
  Speaker 1: me and reaches out. You could try that game. But
• 1:03:24
  Speaker 1: once that fall so you mess around and take a
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  Speaker 1: day off. Other players this day. Don't take days off,
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  Speaker 1: you know, on a little week or two you take off.
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  Speaker 1: Maybe another dude slide in. You ain't got no time
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  Speaker 1: to take off. This ain't no game, dude, leaning on it,
• 1:03:39
  Speaker 1: leaning on it. You got to get that pressure. Yes, back,
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  Speaker 1: skip the fat meals, change the change the game. Stop
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  Speaker 1: putting stuff in the truck, send stuff to the baby.
• 1:03:52
  Speaker 1: There you go, get to the baby. Get to the baby.
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  Speaker 1: Back pass sneakers or buy If you love a woman's
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  Speaker 1: child and she can see that, boy, boy, man, boy,
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  Speaker 1: you got to change your approach. Who ain't gonna love
• 1:04:12
  Speaker 1: a man to love her child? Man? See if you
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  Speaker 1: can take him to the park on your off day,
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  Speaker 1: just to the park with the child. Can I just
• 1:04:21
  Speaker 1: meet y'all at the park? Push that baby in the
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  Speaker 1: swing shoe game up? Dog, Come on twenty nine. Just
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  Speaker 1: what we do hunt, We pursue that which we think
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  Speaker 1: deserves the pursuit. The Constitution says every American has the
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  Speaker 1: right to the pursuit of happiness. She is your happiness.
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  Speaker 1: Why would you not pursue hug You just got to
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  Speaker 1: change the route in which you're taken. Do you hear me, boy, boy,
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  Speaker 1: do you hear me? You don't think he's wasting it's
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  Speaker 1: done with her? Hell no, he ain't got nothing but time?
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  Speaker 1: How you watching your time? And the girl in dreams
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  Speaker 1: is coming by your house every day? You got time
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  Speaker 1: for that? Ye, you're right. But I have so much
• 1:05:13
  Speaker 1: stuff piled up in that mail box sandwiches. Don't even
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  Speaker 1: put it in the box. Put it in my head.
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  Speaker 1: Put it in Can you got stuff? Find out how
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  Speaker 1: old her baby is, find out what school her baby goes.
• 1:05:26
  Speaker 1: To find out how much your uniforms costs or something.
• 1:05:29
  Speaker 1: Man pay for a field trip, do something. Yeah, that's
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  Speaker 1: what he does. I've been doing that since. Can't state.
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  Speaker 1: I would love to meet your daughter one day, your baby,
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  Speaker 1: your son. Let me help you. Let me show you
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  Speaker 1: the benefit of me if you really want it, girl, right,
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  Speaker 1: give you my time. I'll give you my Monday. Post
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• 1:06:08
  Speaker 1: Uh let me ask y'all something caller. Sure, yeah, uh, y'all,
• 1:06:13
  Speaker 1: y'all plan on getting your man's gifts this year? Right? Yeah? Christmas? Give?
• 1:06:19
  Speaker 1: Is it gonna be something he won't well? So yeah,
• 1:06:23
  Speaker 1: I'm going to thought. Yeah, because that's what I think
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  Speaker 1: you said the keyword, because the truth about it is,
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  Speaker 1: we don't give a damn about the thought that count.
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  Speaker 1: We won't gifts. We can show our boys. This is
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  Speaker 1: a gift that me and really won't. I know what's said.
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  Speaker 1: I know what I said. I know what I said.
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  Speaker 1: I know I said it don't really matter baby, but
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  Speaker 1: didn't do Okay, okay, I would, I know because yeah,
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  Speaker 1: let me tell you. We don't want bad gifts. Like
• 1:06:57
  Speaker 1: bad gift is winter gloves. We don't our boys don't
• 1:07:00
  Speaker 1: ask about when they don't ask about get cold. We
• 1:07:04
  Speaker 1: put him in our poet, we put him in our pocket.
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  Speaker 1: Don't care about that. Here's here's another gift about a
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  Speaker 1: rope me our boys. Rope beautiful. We open this box
• 1:07:16
  Speaker 1: up again and see a rope. Okay, I'll take We're
• 1:07:18
  Speaker 1: not putting it out. We don't care about slipper. Excuse me.
• 1:07:28
  Speaker 1: There's an exception google that, junior, But I ain't experienced that.
• 1:07:34
  Speaker 1: I'm just gonna talk about what he gonna want that. Okay,
• 1:07:40
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna look into that. I ain't there yet, but
• 1:07:42
  Speaker 1: I know the dudes I'll be dealing with. We don't
• 1:07:44
  Speaker 1: care about the roads we get. Okay, okay, don't want
• 1:07:47
  Speaker 1: to turn cloth. That one that looks like a tid
• 1:07:53
  Speaker 1: burn your neck up, so as you put it on, Steve,
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  Speaker 1: you know what the short one because I'm tall. Now
• 1:08:03
  Speaker 1: your booty. I got one pocket, my two pockets one
• 1:08:12
  Speaker 1: and and the build on the road the same thickness
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  Speaker 1: as the road. Tone the collar and built is a
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  Speaker 1: lighter color than the road. No gloves, no road. We
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  Speaker 1: don't want none of that. We don't want to show
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  Speaker 1: our boys all that is true. We won't gills that.
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  Speaker 1: We said, dude, man, my good man, a man, check
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  Speaker 1: with my girl? Got me watch? Yeah? Nice, Most men
• 1:08:41
  Speaker 1: won'ts a watch. All right, We'll be back with more
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  Speaker 1: of the Steve Harvey Morning Show right after this. You're
• 1:08:48
  Speaker 1: listening to show. Steve, come on, introduced Jay. He's here
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  Speaker 1: to murder another hit Folks without further ado. We murder
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  Speaker 1: hits up on here because we got him first round
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  Speaker 1: Draft choice Lady and Jimmy jam Brown another song right here, Steve.
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  Speaker 1: The song is a special song. The song is dedicated
• 1:09:11
  Speaker 1: to every man who's been in the friend zone for
• 1:09:14
  Speaker 1: the entire year. We've all been in the friend zone.
• 1:09:18
  Speaker 1: It's not a nice place to be. You do everything
• 1:09:21
  Speaker 1: you help out wants to get out of the friend zone.
• 1:09:24
  Speaker 1: Somebody just put me there. You've been putting friend zone.
• 1:09:26
  Speaker 1: I'm in there now. Yes, songs dedicate to here. Man
• 1:09:31
  Speaker 1: is the friend zones, Christmas songs and Christmas ain't gonna
• 1:09:34
  Speaker 1: be in your friends zone without no pressure. Here you go,
• 1:09:36
  Speaker 1: here you go, check it out. Janny Brown murders a hit.
• 1:09:46
  Speaker 1: He will watch your kids, even by them gifts, tithing
• 1:09:54
  Speaker 1: me in the car and take them to the mom.
• 1:10:00
  Speaker 1: But you called him dear. He buys your daddy beard.
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  Speaker 1: There's a get he will a dog. You can't buy
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  Speaker 1: it from a store. Why don't you get it up
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  Speaker 1: on Chrismus? D oh make a friend feeling like a king?
• 1:10:27
  Speaker 1: Come on girl and get out why that bank and
• 1:10:30
  Speaker 1: get it up on Chrismust day. I don't want no time.
• 1:10:39
  Speaker 1: Just get it up. I'm mis saw your done. I
• 1:10:52
  Speaker 1: took you to the stoke. I was there for you
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  Speaker 1: when you were unemployed. Stupid stuff. I bel feed another
• 1:11:07
  Speaker 1: man's kids. Nothing left for me to say, Girl, I
• 1:11:13
  Speaker 1: feel like getting played. Why I don't shoot? Get it
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  Speaker 1: up on christ My stay? Oh, make a man feel
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  Speaker 1: like a king. Come on girl, get out on that
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  Speaker 1: bang Kenny something on ris mystay. I don't want no size.
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  Speaker 1: Just get it up. You know what I'm saying. My
• 1:11:49
  Speaker 1: cloths day? Oh me man feel like a king. Come on,
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  Speaker 1: girl up, get all that thing, oh Chrismus Day, and
• 1:12:10
  Speaker 1: man get friends? Yeah, get out of her friend's zone. Baby,
• 1:12:17
  Speaker 1: even bought your daddy bill? Yes, yes, yes, little iTunes?
• 1:12:25
  Speaker 1: Get all your months present something. Girls don't enjoy them
• 1:12:28
  Speaker 1: type they don't like them. I don't know. They don't even.
• 1:12:31
  Speaker 1: They don't jump in, they don't see. Just shut it down,
• 1:12:34
  Speaker 1: Shirley call, but play that scratch your window called. Allegedly
• 1:12:41
  Speaker 1: you go crazy. Allegedly you didn't do it. That's why
• 1:12:48
  Speaker 1: you're in the friends zone. Now stay right there, y'all,
• 1:12:52
  Speaker 1: watch this. You're listening show all right, Stephen, it's time
• 1:12:59
  Speaker 1: to check your voicemail. If you want to leave Steve
• 1:13:02
  Speaker 1: a message, call us right now at eight seven seven
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  Speaker 1: twenty nine Steve and leave a message. Okay, Hi Steve Harvey,
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  Speaker 1: how are you doing? This is select here from North Carolina.
• 1:13:12
  Speaker 1: I enjoy you every morning and I really want to
• 1:13:17
  Speaker 1: wish everyone Mary Christmas and a happy New Year. But
• 1:13:21
  Speaker 1: for you guys to come and take time out and
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  Speaker 1: special me with your prayer and your encourage, your words,
• 1:13:28
  Speaker 1: your inspirational features that you give. I for one would
• 1:13:33
  Speaker 1: like to say thank you. Thank you so very much, Steve.
• 1:13:37
  Speaker 1: You will not only help me, but you're helping millions
• 1:13:41
  Speaker 1: across the airways. I would like to wish you and
• 1:13:44
  Speaker 1: yours am marry Christmas and a happy New Year from
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  Speaker 1: North Carolina. Hi, I'm Kanye Brooklyn, New York an KA drill,
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  Speaker 1: a veteran of the US Army. Just wanted to stay
• 1:13:56
  Speaker 1: married Christmas to all my friends across the country during
• 1:14:00
  Speaker 1: all my past travelers, God bless you all. Amen. Hi
• 1:14:06
  Speaker 1: see Harvey, Hi crew, my name is Kevin Caller from Philadelphia.
• 1:14:10
  Speaker 1: I just called in to say that I'm honored to
• 1:14:13
  Speaker 1: wake up every morning to your radio show. Nephew Timmy
• 1:14:18
  Speaker 1: with the playing phone, calls you with the clothing, Shirley
• 1:14:22
  Speaker 1: Strawberry with the letters, letters, get people write in for it,
• 1:14:27
  Speaker 1: and you're giving your comments about I think that's great.
• 1:14:31
  Speaker 1: I think y'all doing a good job. Hi, Junior and
• 1:14:35
  Speaker 1: Junior still hootis there? I love all of y'all, you know,
• 1:14:39
  Speaker 1: and half a happy I'm merry Christmas in a happy
• 1:14:41
  Speaker 1: New Year. You're listening? All right, guys, it's time for
• 1:14:47
  Speaker 1: would you rather here we go now? Would you rather
• 1:14:51
  Speaker 1: take a body shot off your partner, your date, whoever
• 1:14:55
  Speaker 1: you're with, or would you rather for them to take
• 1:14:58
  Speaker 1: a body shot off you? This? This? This like a
• 1:15:02
  Speaker 1: jello thing, jello feeless shot. Would you take a shot
• 1:15:06
  Speaker 1: off for them? Or shout off? You ain't gonna believe
• 1:15:09
  Speaker 1: the level of Lnton my billy button. Let me take
• 1:15:11
  Speaker 1: the one off of you. I'm not my stomach can't
• 1:15:16
  Speaker 1: hold a shot glass. It's gonna keeping I promise, Yeah,
• 1:15:21
  Speaker 1: take it off, it's gonna keep flipping over. I was
• 1:15:24
  Speaker 1: just what about you, Steve? You didn't answer. I don't
• 1:15:28
  Speaker 1: even know what that is, but a boy shot. I
• 1:15:33
  Speaker 1: definitely take it off her though. Yeah, didn't. I got
• 1:15:39
  Speaker 1: big enough lips. You don't even need the glass. Get
• 1:15:47
  Speaker 1: to body shot off for you. All right, here's another one.
• 1:15:51
  Speaker 1: Would you rather be in the Hall of Fame for
• 1:15:55
  Speaker 1: a sports career or a music career? Oh? Sports? Yeah,
• 1:16:02
  Speaker 1: not music as much as you love music. Oh, Roscoe
• 1:16:06
  Speaker 1: Wallace already got that covered. I ain't worried about that.
• 1:16:08
  Speaker 1: My alter egos in the Rocky day Time, somebody get inducted.
• 1:16:15
  Speaker 1: It him, he get credit for all that this show.
• 1:16:20
  Speaker 1: What about you now? Music? I can't sang a lick
• 1:16:24
  Speaker 1: every night. I know you weren't gonna say sports. Shut
• 1:16:27
  Speaker 1: up junior music music? What is you gonna be? The
• 1:16:35
  Speaker 1: little druma boy? And they told me, Yeah, I remember
• 1:16:45
  Speaker 1: when Tim was a little boy and he was in
• 1:16:47
  Speaker 1: the Christmas Player. He got mad, We're not gonna do
• 1:16:50
  Speaker 1: it this year. We're not gonna do it. That's what
• 1:16:53
  Speaker 1: I said. That's what I was trying to tell him
• 1:16:55
  Speaker 1: every year, because I just time was so small. Every
• 1:16:58
  Speaker 1: year I made him play Baby Jesus, he won't. He
• 1:17:05
  Speaker 1: won't be a wise man. Let's bring back out a
• 1:17:07
  Speaker 1: little time be trying to explain how little your asses
• 1:17:10
  Speaker 1: as a man. You're a little boy. You fend to
• 1:17:14
  Speaker 1: be baby Jesus every year, and to lay down in
• 1:17:16
  Speaker 1: that hey and quit moving and keep your face covered.
• 1:17:24
  Speaker 1: You look old. Come on, Shirley, all right, I want
• 1:17:31
  Speaker 1: to wise man this year. You're not gonna be no
• 1:17:34
  Speaker 1: man in this plate. You're too short, Baby Jesus, all right,
• 1:17:40
  Speaker 1: coming up in forty nine, Thank you guys, coming up
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  Speaker 1: water on him and lay him in that damn hey
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  Speaker 1: at forty nine minutes after the hour, and we'll have
• 1:17:51
  Speaker 1: some closing remarks from the one and only Steve Crazy
• 1:17:54
  Speaker 1: Harvey right after this. You're listening morning show. All right, Stephen,
• 1:18:01
  Speaker 1: it's time to check your voicemail. If you want to
• 1:18:03
  Speaker 1: leave Steve a message, call us right now at eight
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• 1:18:09
  Speaker 1: Hello Steve. This is Jeff James word from Louisville, Kentucky,
• 1:18:13
  Speaker 1: wishing you and your crew a happy holiday, stay safe
• 1:18:18
  Speaker 1: and God bless you height than. This is Tony Carr
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  Speaker 1: from way across in Georgia. I just want to wish
• 1:18:22
  Speaker 1: you I'll have a blessing, merry Christmas and a happy
• 1:18:25
  Speaker 1: New Year. Thank you, yo, Steve Harvey. This is Fred Robinson,
• 1:18:29
  Speaker 1: the Tampa area. I'd like to say Merry Christmas to
• 1:18:33
  Speaker 1: you and the crew. All right, man, love you bro
• 1:18:36
  Speaker 1: Hey listen, Steve, Philadelphia, FTA. You just wanted to see
• 1:18:41
  Speaker 1: that he loves you at our worst time. Let's see
• 1:18:43
  Speaker 1: every morning. Keep it cool, keep keep it blessed. All right, Steve,
• 1:18:49
  Speaker 1: it's time for your closing remarks. Um. Today I want
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  Speaker 1: to talk to you about a subject about how to
• 1:18:57
  Speaker 1: succeed in spite of lack of support. Let me say
• 1:19:03
  Speaker 1: that again, how to succeed in spite of lack of support.
• 1:19:11
  Speaker 1: You know, it's hard. It's hard, it really really is
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  Speaker 1: to make it without a support system. But it's doable.
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  Speaker 1: But even if you don't have support around you initially,
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  Speaker 1: you can find support because see, support doesn't have to
• 1:19:31
  Speaker 1: be for your specific idea. It's just you just have
• 1:19:34
  Speaker 1: to have someone to support the fact that you want
• 1:19:37
  Speaker 1: to become better. So the best way to do that
• 1:19:40
  Speaker 1: is surround yourself with some people who want to become better.
• 1:19:44
  Speaker 1: You don't have to become better at the same thing
• 1:19:48
  Speaker 1: or have the same interests, just the mere fact that
• 1:19:52
  Speaker 1: everybody you start associating yourself with wants to be better.
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  Speaker 1: That is plenty of support the fact that nobody believes
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  Speaker 1: specifically in your dreams. Nah, you don't need that, But
• 1:20:06
  Speaker 1: the fact that somebody will support your dreams no matter
• 1:20:09
  Speaker 1: what they are, because you dad to dream them. That's
• 1:20:13
  Speaker 1: what you're looking for. So don't get too bit out
• 1:20:17
  Speaker 1: of shape when people don't support your dreams. A lot
• 1:20:20
  Speaker 1: of times people don't support your dreams because they just don't.
• 1:20:24
  Speaker 1: The first of all, they don't get it. God didn't
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  Speaker 1: give them the same vision he gave you. That's why
• 1:20:33
  Speaker 1: sharing your dreams with people is so tough sometimes, because
• 1:20:36
  Speaker 1: if you want to kill a big dream. I've often
• 1:20:38
  Speaker 1: said this many times before, but if you want to
• 1:20:41
  Speaker 1: kill a big dream, didn't tell it to a small
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  Speaker 1: minded person. That's the fastest way to kill it. But
• 1:20:48
  Speaker 1: you can also kill it by expecting them to see
• 1:20:52
  Speaker 1: what you see, because they're not. They can't see what
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  Speaker 1: you see. God did not place it in their imagination.
• 1:21:03
  Speaker 1: See your imagination is yours. Albert Einstein said, imagination is everything.
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  Speaker 1: It's the preview to life's coming attractions. One more time,
• 1:21:13
  Speaker 1: Albert Einstein said, imagination is everything. It's the preview to
• 1:21:17
  Speaker 1: life's coming attraction. But your imagination is also the evidence
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  Speaker 1: of things not seen, which is the second half of
• 1:21:27
  Speaker 1: very very powerful scripture that says faith it's a substance
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  Speaker 1: of things hope for and the evidence of things not seen.
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  Speaker 1: Your imagination is the second half of description. When they
• 1:21:40
  Speaker 1: say the evidence of things not seen, it's a reference
• 1:21:44
  Speaker 1: to your imagination. See, imagination is everything. It's the preview
• 1:21:49
  Speaker 1: the life's coming attraction. But your imagination comes from God.
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  Speaker 1: So it is the evidence of things not seen. And
• 1:21:57
  Speaker 1: the reason they say is evidence of things not seen
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  Speaker 1: because your imagination, you're the only one that can see it.
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  Speaker 1: You can't expect nobody else to see it because God
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  Speaker 1: didn't put it in their head. But your imagination is
• 1:22:10
  Speaker 1: actually a preview of a coming attraction that God has
• 1:22:15
  Speaker 1: for you. That's actually what your imagination is. If you
• 1:22:19
  Speaker 1: could wrap your mind around that concept, folks, it would
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  Speaker 1: serve you well. Because I used to did not understand
• 1:22:25
  Speaker 1: my imagination. Why does it keep going to all of
• 1:22:28
  Speaker 1: these places? Why does my imagination keep getting away from
• 1:22:32
  Speaker 1: me like this man? My imagination wasn't getting away from me.
• 1:22:36
  Speaker 1: It was taking me places. It was taking me places
• 1:22:39
  Speaker 1: through the form of imagination that I would dare to
• 1:22:42
  Speaker 1: dream of. My imagination was so explicit and so big.
• 1:22:47
  Speaker 1: It had me seeing stuff in myself that it had
• 1:22:51
  Speaker 1: me seeing stuff about myself that I didn't know about myself.
• 1:22:56
  Speaker 1: I didn't know that my imagination would take me here.
• 1:23:01
  Speaker 1: And really, God has taken me further than my imagination
• 1:23:05
  Speaker 1: because He has this thing called grace. So what it is,
• 1:23:10
  Speaker 1: y'all is, look, how do you succeed in spite of
• 1:23:16
  Speaker 1: lack of support your dreams, your vision, your imagination. Put
• 1:23:20
  Speaker 1: him in front of you. Let that be your motivation.
• 1:23:24
  Speaker 1: Sometimes you're not gonna get support. I don't get support
• 1:23:29
  Speaker 1: for the majority of the things I offered to do,
• 1:23:32
  Speaker 1: but I do it anyway. I step forward, I step
• 1:23:35
  Speaker 1: out on faith. I jump, I take a leap. I
• 1:23:39
  Speaker 1: hold my breath and as I'm falling, I start to breathing.
• 1:23:44
  Speaker 1: And sometimes when I'm falling, I have to hold my
• 1:23:46
  Speaker 1: breath because I feel like I'm gonna slam face first
• 1:23:49
  Speaker 1: into the ground. But here he come, like he always do.
• 1:23:52
  Speaker 1: He come get me every single time. And don't he
• 1:23:55
  Speaker 1: come get you? Yes he does. That's it. I don't
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  Speaker 1: have no one today. I think I just wanted to
• 1:24:02
  Speaker 1: say that to you, off, how do you succeed in
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  Speaker 1: spite of the lack of support. You just gotta go
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