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Sister O'dell, Kylie Jenner, Sean Carter, Trump Exam and more. · The Steve Harvey Morning Show

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  Speaker 1: Y'all know what time of y'all don't know y'all back
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  Speaker 1: a suit on, looking back to back down, giving them
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  Speaker 1: more like amazing buck things. And it's not doing me
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  Speaker 1: true good. At Steve har listening to mother for ste
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  Speaker 1: please by, I don't join you, join me to be
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  Speaker 1: doing me out of you turn you gotta turn to
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  Speaker 1: turn them out, got to turn out. Then turn the
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  Speaker 1: water the water. Come come on you, Uh huh, I
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  Speaker 1: sure will A good morning everybody. You are listening to
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  Speaker 1: the voice, Come on dig me now. One and only
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  Speaker 1: Steve Harvey got a radio show. Man. If y'all only knew,
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  Speaker 1: I think I'll tell it to you this morning. Man
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  Speaker 1: started off real crazy. But it's just those little mishaps
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  Speaker 1: where we as people who are striving to be successful
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  Speaker 1: that makes all the difference in the world. When you
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  Speaker 1: have those little minor things that come up, you can't
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  Speaker 1: let the minor things stop you. You've got to keep
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  Speaker 1: pressing forward. Now, could I have played the role of
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  Speaker 1: where is my car? Where is my car? Oh? Where
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  Speaker 1: is my car? Instead of hustling and grab a cab?
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  Speaker 1: So what am I? Am I above a cab ride now?
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  Speaker 1: Or do I have to look at the bigger picture
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  Speaker 1: and say, okay, I could act like a little oil
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  Speaker 1: brat some type of star and go I don't ride
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  Speaker 1: in cabs, or where's my car? And then go to
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  Speaker 1: blaming people for not having a car, or do I
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  Speaker 1: make the adjustments because ain't like I ain't been in
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  Speaker 1: the cab before now slow down. Ain't like I ain't
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  Speaker 1: never been in a beat up car before. Slow down.
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  Speaker 1: Ain't ever like I ain't never had a carb and
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  Speaker 1: roll the bus before. Slow down. Ain't like I ain't
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  Speaker 1: never been homeless before, and ain't have nowhere to go?
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  Speaker 1: Slow down. So in those moments right there, always remember
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  Speaker 1: where you come from, but even more importantly, always remember
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  Speaker 1: where you're trying to go, because it's important for me
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  Speaker 1: that I get here as many mornings as I possibly can.
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  Speaker 1: It's important because that's the goal. And so many people
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  Speaker 1: allowed a minor things to stop them on their road
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  Speaker 1: to success. And I'm giving you this example today not
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  Speaker 1: to say hey, look at me, but to say to you, hey,
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  Speaker 1: listening to me. There are going to be a lot
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  Speaker 1: of things that's gonna happen along your way to being successful.
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  Speaker 1: And if you allow the small things to stop you
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  Speaker 1: there's no way you'll make it. You've got to always
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  Speaker 1: press forward and stop looking at the situation for what
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  Speaker 1: it is and look, sometimes you have to take your
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  Speaker 1: offer right now and put your eye in the future.
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  Speaker 1: You know, God has blessed me in so many ways.
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  Speaker 1: I mean, what can I say? You know, I ask
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  Speaker 1: God for this syndicated show. He gives me a syndicated show.
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  Speaker 1: Now I act like I don't want to come to it.
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  Speaker 1: Hold on, man, slow down. Did not you ask for this?
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  Speaker 1: Do I not realize that there are certain people, man,
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  Speaker 1: who look forward to this message in the morning. I've
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  Speaker 1: heard it from people. So from the hundreds that I've
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  Speaker 1: heard it for, that could represent thousands for all I know.
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  Speaker 1: So if I think somebody's counting on me, I got
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  Speaker 1: to try to get there and give something. So today
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  Speaker 1: I didn't have any time at all to think about
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  Speaker 1: what I might say. I just walked right in and
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  Speaker 1: the jingle was playing, and so I decided to just
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  Speaker 1: tell you about my day and maybe you can relate
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  Speaker 1: it to something you're going through alone the way, because
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  Speaker 1: no matter who you are, you're going to have some
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  Speaker 1: moments and where things are going to happen. And like
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  Speaker 1: I always tell my kids, and I just had this
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  Speaker 1: conversation with my little girl. It ain't that things ain't
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  Speaker 1: gonna happen. It's how you handle what happens that matters.
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  Speaker 1: But it don't matter. It's how you handle what happens
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  Speaker 1: that's the determining factor on where you get in life
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  Speaker 1: and how soon you get there and how long you
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  Speaker 1: stay there. That will always be a mishap, something that's
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  Speaker 1: gonna throw you off. That will always be something man
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  Speaker 1: that could deter you. That will be something somewhere, Man,
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  Speaker 1: that will make you doubt it. Now that you know
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  Speaker 1: that's gonna happen, then let's talk about how you handle
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  Speaker 1: what happens, because it's going to happen. So now what
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  Speaker 1: do you do as a person when these moments come
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  Speaker 1: about in your life? How do you handle them? Oh?
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  Speaker 1: Woe is me? Oh I guess it wasn't meant to be. Well.
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  Speaker 1: If the Lord wanted me to have this, I'd have that.
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  Speaker 1: Know how many deal? How many times you hear people
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  Speaker 1: say that, you know, man, and it really irks me. Man,
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  Speaker 1: Stop using God as your excuse. God ain't no excuse.
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  Speaker 1: God is a reason. He's a reason why the good happens.
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  Speaker 1: He's a reason. He's not an excuse. God don't have
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  Speaker 1: no excuses in none of his scriptures or writings, not
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  Speaker 1: that I but he just don't make excuses. I would
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  Speaker 1: have done this. But you know there's a scripture that
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  Speaker 1: says the poor will all shall always be amongst us.
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  Speaker 1: Why that's got to be you. Yeah, he said the
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  Speaker 1: poor will always be amongst us, because you know, everybody
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  Speaker 1: ain't gonna follow the principles of success. But he also
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  Speaker 1: said he came to give you life and give it
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  Speaker 1: to you more abundantly. He said that too, But oh no,
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  Speaker 1: you don't want to hear that because your life kind
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  Speaker 1: of trip it out a little bit. So now what
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  Speaker 1: you do with it? Now you twist it and you
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  Speaker 1: go to that one little scripture that say well, the
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  Speaker 1: poor shall always be amongst us. Well, that's put in
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  Speaker 1: there because that's a that's suggesting case. That's a just
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  Speaker 1: in case you all don't want to follow the scriptures.
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  Speaker 1: That's just in case you don't understand that faith without
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  Speaker 1: works is dead. That's just in case you have not
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  Speaker 1: because you ask not. It's just in case you don't
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  Speaker 1: believe and shall not doubt. He got all that in there.
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  Speaker 1: But in case you don't want to do that, there
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  Speaker 1: is a scripture that tells you who don't happen if
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  Speaker 1: you don't do it, And here it is the poor
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  Speaker 1: shall always be a monster. But then you get that
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  Speaker 1: when they say, well, that's I guess that's the Lord's will,
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  Speaker 1: Lord's will, really, really, really really, that's amazing. I just
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  Speaker 1: don't believe that about him. I don't believe that God
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  Speaker 1: created your life to be a life of misery. I
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  Speaker 1: think that we make decisions along the way that cause
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  Speaker 1: us to have lives of misery. But I really really
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  Speaker 1: just don't believe that God created you for that. I've
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  Speaker 1: heard Nelson Mandela speak, and you know, you gotta go.
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  Speaker 1: While all those years in prison, Man, what was it about?
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  Speaker 1: When you hear him speak, you understand what it was about.
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  Speaker 1: He said he always knew he would be free one day. Now,
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  Speaker 1: what he said he never knew was he said he
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  Speaker 1: never knew that he would be the president of that country.
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  Speaker 1: Oh my goodness, what a long way around. But he
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  Speaker 1: could have sat there and got involved in prison activities
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  Speaker 1: that wasn't up to pawing things like that. And they
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  Speaker 1: said whenever young inmates used to come in. He was
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  Speaker 1: telling the story one time of how young inmates used
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  Speaker 1: to come into the prison. They all sit around and
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  Speaker 1: talk to him about what they were doing and how
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  Speaker 1: many kids they had in their lives, and it helped
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  Speaker 1: them keep track of the outside a little bit, and
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  Speaker 1: it kept a sense of time for them, and it
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  Speaker 1: reminded me in to talk about what they left behind,
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  Speaker 1: and it kept them going because something was greater on
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  Speaker 1: the other side. Had he allowed that to stop him,
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  Speaker 1: had he allowed the imprisonment, which is a pretty major deal. Oh,
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  Speaker 1: by the way, then guess what he would have never
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  Speaker 1: been to Nelson Mandela that we know to day, a martyr,
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  Speaker 1: a leader, a great force. People want to go around him.
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  Speaker 1: Even people that imprisoned him could not understand his staunch strength,
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  Speaker 1: his faith, his unwavering commitment. They couldn't understand it. So
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  Speaker 1: things are going to happen in your life, but it's
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  Speaker 1: how you handle what happens doesn't matter. So keep pushing, y'all.
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  Speaker 1: Don't let the little things get in the way, okay,
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  Speaker 1: And if you sometimes you just don't know. I got
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  Speaker 1: in the cab thinking I wasn't gonna make it. But
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  Speaker 1: at least, let's go see, let's try. I made it. Now.
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  Speaker 1: Guess what that gives me? Another piece of information that
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  Speaker 1: I have and all I had to see it again
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  Speaker 1: to date. Guess what I said today? Man, Sometimes when
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  Speaker 1: it looked like you ain't gonna make it, just go
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  Speaker 1: head on anywhere. Now. I could still be back there
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  Speaker 1: at the hotel time I wear my car. But I
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  Speaker 1: got up in here and made it. So now what
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  Speaker 1: y'all gonna do with it? Let's go. You're listening, Ladies
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  Speaker 1: and gentlemen, may have your undivided attention. Please. This is
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  Speaker 1: the Steve Harvey Morning Show, live and in living color.
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  Speaker 1: Today is the day that the Lord has made. Let
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  Speaker 1: us rejoice and be glad in it that give us
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  Speaker 1: this day our daily bread. All that is pointing to
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  Speaker 1: our much needed gratitude for this day, this wonderful gift
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  Speaker 1: that we've all received, called the present. Ladies and gentlemen,
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  Speaker 1: we are in the present. We are recipients of the present,
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  Speaker 1: and today is the present. I'm glad about it. Shirley Strawberry, Hey,
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  Speaker 1: good morning, I'm glad too, Steve. Thank you for that
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  Speaker 1: early Strawberry, I mean, Colin Farrell. I just did surely, straw.
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  Speaker 1: It's all good. Like my mama say, same thing, same thing.
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  Speaker 1: Good morning, Junior boy, morning up, present and the food,
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  Speaker 1: nephew tongue, your sir. The president is a gift, baby,
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  Speaker 1: That's what it is. Just a man's right. Love it,
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  Speaker 1: be in it, love it, love it, love it, love
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  Speaker 1: it love. Okay. I know this is not gonna affect
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  Speaker 1: a lot of people because the majority of you won't
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  Speaker 1: even know who I'm talking about. But I watched the
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  Speaker 1: comedy special on Netflix. First of all, let me tell
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  Speaker 1: you something. Because I'm on such a time change here
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  Speaker 1: in Ghana, I get up very very early, and I
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  Speaker 1: watched TV. I watched Dolomite is my Name? Boy, A
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  Speaker 1: good man boy. Yeah, I haven't seen that's a really
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  Speaker 1: really good movie. Everybody, Eddie Murphy Dolan, Dolomite is my Name?
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  Speaker 1: You got to watch this movie. Man, Is there a
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  Speaker 1: black comedian who doesn't know about dolomite and and all
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  Speaker 1: of that? You know what I mean? Really well, I
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  Speaker 1: would think the young ones. I would think the young one,
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  Speaker 1: younger ones. Well, but if you're in the business, Junior
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  Speaker 1: wouldn't know anything about dolomite. But but what I'm saying,
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  Speaker 1: Steve is, if you're in the business as a comedian,
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  Speaker 1: wouldn't you wouldn't that be someone you would know for study? Well,
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  Speaker 1: I had to study. They don't study. Yeah, I had
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  Speaker 1: to find Dolomite. Would that way? Then I met him? Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: oh you know, but I didn't know before when I
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  Speaker 1: first got what do you mean, Steve? They don't study
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  Speaker 1: them anymore. That's not what they do anymore. They instagram comedians.
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  Speaker 1: They don't study. It's not the same art to them,
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  Speaker 1: because you know, they have other things that's that stimulates
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  Speaker 1: them and everything. They don't They didn't study it. Back then,
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  Speaker 1: we had to stay. It wasn't nothing but comedy album.
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  Speaker 1: It's all we had. We're no Instagram, so so you know,
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  Speaker 1: we had to know a little bit more about it.
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  Speaker 1: It's nothing against the young cats today. That's not what
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  Speaker 1: they do. They're not really It's not a lot of
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  Speaker 1: them that students at the game. They're just nothing. Okay, yeah, wow,
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  Speaker 1: all right, Well, coming up at thirty two minutes halfter
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  Speaker 1: the hour, we're gonna do your favorite segment as Steve.
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  Speaker 1: Coming up, Nick, you're listening to cut Good morning everyone. Well,
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  Speaker 1: I will let me just speak everybody real quick and
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  Speaker 1: fast because I want to get to the child that
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  Speaker 1: I called it. Talk to God. Morning Collie, Hello, Cister Odelle,
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  Speaker 1: junior boy, morning cis Odell and food timing. Yes, yes, ma'am,
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  Speaker 1: good morning, surely, yes, ma'am, good morning, sister Odell. I
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  Speaker 1: heard you wasn't feeling way a sweete as Everything all right,
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  Speaker 1: It's all right, sister Odell. Thank you. I appreciate you ask.
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  Speaker 1: You know, nobody said what was wrong, but you know
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  Speaker 1: I can tell body. Look in your face? Is she stomach?
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  Speaker 1: Tell up? Is it cutting you? No, ma'am, I'm fine,
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  Speaker 1: Thank you? Could you your stomach an't cutting you? No?
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  Speaker 1: I don't know exactly what you mean by that. Well,
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  Speaker 1: it's in your ass, sweetie. Whenever your stomach is cutting
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  Speaker 1: it in your ass? What do you ain't it? My
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  Speaker 1: eyes looked normal, don't they? Girl? Your eyes ain't ever
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  Speaker 1: looked normal. You got the biggest eyes. I don't know
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  Speaker 1: why the way I would make you think your eyes
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  Speaker 1: is normal, I don't know they were the normal. They're
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  Speaker 1: normal to me, girl, your eyes look like an out.
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  Speaker 1: Don't move with theatoking at you like looking at you,
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  Speaker 1: like looking at the driving when when I was little,
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  Speaker 1: they were they were really big, but I thought I
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  Speaker 1: grew into them quite nicely. Okay, Oh you think cause
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  Speaker 1: you're like, oh, okay, you think cause you got matching
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  Speaker 1: head lights that make them small. Is that what you think? Well,
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  Speaker 1: you blessed it, highly favored that for show. Thank you ever, Department.
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  Speaker 1: But I've just seen your face and just look, look
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  Speaker 1: if your stomach is cutting you, there's some things you
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  Speaker 1: can do. What you do I'm okay, you know what? Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: just in case, what could I do? Well, there's a
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  Speaker 1: lot of things you can do for a stomach when
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  Speaker 1: you're cutting. You know, I've never heard the cutn't you know?
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  Speaker 1: Tan up? Okay? You know made you feel some kind
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  Speaker 1: of weight y'all? Ever had a you ever had a
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  Speaker 1: table spooner? Toothpaste? Wow? Knock it right out, girl, cold gate?
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  Speaker 1: Really yeah, girl, get a spooner, cold gate, go down, man,
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  Speaker 1: knock it right out? Really? Nobody? I tell you something?
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  Speaker 1: Are you can do that with your stomach is Cultn't
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  Speaker 1: you take a lifting tea bag? You know, a tea
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  Speaker 1: bag that you make tea weed lifting? Yes, ma'am, tad
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  Speaker 1: over and put that on you your tongue I'm never
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  Speaker 1: stopped the summer from cutn't either home remedy. Well, it
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  Speaker 1: tastes so trifling you forget your stomachs. That's what that does. Yeah, okay,
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  Speaker 1: a lot of it is like a diversion. You know.
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  Speaker 1: You just gotta do things you know that you know,
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  Speaker 1: you know, make you like you know, like go outside
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  Speaker 1: in the garage and run your car and then you
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  Speaker 1: just gonna stand behind the tail pipe for five minutes.
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  Speaker 1: Forget about the stomach. That's carbon monoxide poisoning. Just a
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  Speaker 1: little bit, just to take your edge off. Sometime sometimes
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  Speaker 1: when I can't sleep, I go outside and cut the
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  Speaker 1: corn and close the garage. Don't stand high exhaust pipe
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  Speaker 1: for five meter, go right in there, sleep like a baby.
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  Speaker 1: Guess I said, for a few minutes. Food, Do you
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  Speaker 1: have any remedies that we would you know, could get it?
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  Speaker 1: What have our lives so we won't die? It's we're
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  Speaker 1: still talking about Shelly, We're still talking about your stomach cutting. Oh,
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  Speaker 1: so yours must really be bothering you because you need
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  Speaker 1: extra help. Here's another thing to eat. A half a
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  Speaker 1: banana and a peppermint. Peppermin What the half a banana
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  Speaker 1: and a peppermint, and I knock it out good, had
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  Speaker 1: no more cuts. Pickles and peppermint. But banana and peppermint. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: pickles and peppermin don't do nothing for your stomach. Girl. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: that's a snack. Oh that's that's what your back when
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  Speaker 1: you were kid in the ghetto and it ain't got
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  Speaker 1: enough money. You get a peppermint and a pickle. That's
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  Speaker 1: a poass snack right there. But oh good, it's a
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  Speaker 1: whole lot you do for a bad stomach cutn't you?
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  Speaker 1: I tell you what to tell you something else to
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  Speaker 1: do it for you to Oh, I gotta call a
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  Speaker 1: half a cup of chittling juice. Oh, wallet down, hot down,
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  Speaker 1: hot girl, cut it right out? Hat it? Wow? He
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  Speaker 1: eat it? What you think? What what do you think?
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  Speaker 1: What is it calling? Okay, so you know, sister Odelle,
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  Speaker 1: Thanksgiving is coming up. What kind of remedy can't you
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  Speaker 1: give people? You know over eating? You know what's happening
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  Speaker 1: on Thanksgiving, sist odal, anything you could just suggest so
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  Speaker 1: we could stop it, for get the stomach cut. Over eating?
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  Speaker 1: What I do for a lot of my relatutions when
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  Speaker 1: they come over that old each Yes, ma'am, I sprinkle
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  Speaker 1: X on the dressing. Wait what sprinkles ex lax on
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  Speaker 1: the dressing? On the dress? Thing? I thought? She said, dress? Yes, dress?
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  Speaker 1: What does that do? Sister? Right? Where are you gonna
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  Speaker 1: eat one big plate for? But after that she gonna
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  Speaker 1: be tied up. You don't want to take the plate
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  Speaker 1: home or not, you're gonna be cutting. Thank you, sister
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  Speaker 1: for those home remedies. Uh, coming up, now, that's what
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  Speaker 1: we do from time to time. We'll do, sister, old
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  Speaker 1: das remedy. Yes, ma'am, you know all right, yes, something
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  Speaker 1: you can do for them. Big eyes of yours too.
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  Speaker 1: The nephew is gonna run that prank back coming up
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  Speaker 1: right after this. You're listening to show coming up at
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  Speaker 1: the top of the hour and entertainment news Kylie Jenner, Uh,
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  Speaker 1: the rich Gad Richard and More's day and the time. Man,
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  Speaker 1: they still got it. We'll talk about all of these
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  Speaker 1: stories at the top of the hour. Oh love me
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  Speaker 1: some more, It's day and Jerome. But right now it
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  Speaker 1: is time for the nephew to run that prank back.
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  Speaker 1: What you got for us now? Praise dancing. Why do
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  Speaker 1: you say it like that when you're running back. Sure,
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  Speaker 1: you gotta run it back with feeling praise. Let's go,
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  Speaker 1: come on, kad dog. Hello, this is the day that
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  Speaker 1: the Lord is made. Let us rejoice and be glad
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  Speaker 1: in And how you doing? I'm looking for us Italia.
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  Speaker 1: This is Stania, Soia. This is Brother full of from
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  Speaker 1: the church. How are you? Oh, I'm brother ful, How
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  Speaker 1: are you? I'm good? I'm good. Um. We wanted to
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  Speaker 1: give you a call about the about the praise dancing
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  Speaker 1: that's at the church. First of all, I wanted to
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  Speaker 1: really show you how much you're doing a great job
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  Speaker 1: over there with the praise dances and you you definitely
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  Speaker 1: do a great job on on on every third Sunday
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  Speaker 1: that you guys actually perform. Everybody's seemed to really like it. Well,
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  Speaker 1: thank you, thank you. What can I do for you today?
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  Speaker 1: There is a bit of a situation with um. You know,
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  Speaker 1: it's been brought to our attention. We actually had a
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  Speaker 1: small gathering, a little meeting about it and wanted to
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  Speaker 1: I've been elected to actually give you a call. And
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  Speaker 1: who is this? I'm sorry? Who again? Brother full Uh huh?
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  Speaker 1: And and and who had a meeting? Uh. Some of
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  Speaker 1: the brothers at the church and uh path to ask
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  Speaker 1: you said, and for a moment on it. And I
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  Speaker 1: was actually elected to actually just give you a call.
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  Speaker 1: That nothing that I don't think we can't get uh
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  Speaker 1: rectified and you know, move on slouthly as we normally do.
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  Speaker 1: But I just think it's we wanted to reach out
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  Speaker 1: to you and kind of make you aware of it.
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  Speaker 1: If it's if you don't mind, okay, um, and what
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  Speaker 1: things are those? Well? Since since a Tania has any
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  Speaker 1: of the praise dancers before they became praise dancers? Was
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  Speaker 1: was was any of them strippers? I beg your partner,
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  Speaker 1: was any of the praise dance so that at the
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  Speaker 1: church that you have on the praise team right now
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  Speaker 1: with any of them strippers in the past. I'm sorry, sir,
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  Speaker 1: I don't I don't really know who you are, um,
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  Speaker 1: and I don't really understand this line of question. Like
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  Speaker 1: I said, I'm brother Fuller. I don't think we've met.
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  Speaker 1: But uh, like I said, I've been elected to give
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  Speaker 1: you a call. Not now. It seems like what happened
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  Speaker 1: is this past week when you all actually danced, it
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  Speaker 1: seemed like a couple of the girls was actually jar
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  Speaker 1: rating during the praise routine. Hey what jat raiding? Brother Fuller.
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  Speaker 1: I don't know who you are, and I don't know
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  Speaker 1: what you saw. None of my girls which I rating,
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  Speaker 1: they were dancing for the Lord, and I think if
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  Speaker 1: you look through your lord's ass, perhaps you would see
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  Speaker 1: them better instead of maybe you were looking through the
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  Speaker 1: jar ratings. Look, no, se some of these girls ad
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  Speaker 1: A couple of the girls, we can point them out,
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  Speaker 1: A couple of them half uh strip girl tendencies of it? Then,
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  Speaker 1: because some of them has been girls tendencies, you know what, sir,
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  Speaker 1: I think we need to complete this call praps. I
• 24:03
  Speaker 1: need to call piss up and speak to him myself,
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  Speaker 1: because you know, I don't know what you do all days,
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  Speaker 1: but I have a real job and I'm sitting here
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  Speaker 1: holding a conversation in my office about jar rating strippers
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  Speaker 1: in the church. Are you kidding me, ma'am? Listen, listen.
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  Speaker 1: Now here's a couple other things that they're talking about.
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  Speaker 1: Some of the girls feet a real ass. You when
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  Speaker 1: you all a performing and they want to see it,
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  Speaker 1: maybe you can you can. I don't know. Maybe I
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  Speaker 1: don't know if y'all need to grip or whatever that y'all.
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  Speaker 1: Don't y'all don't put lotion on. We're not sure what
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  Speaker 1: that is. As well as the total l file. Everybody
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  Speaker 1: asks three four, five different designs and everything. Is it?
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  Speaker 1: Any way? Y'all can be in unison with your totally polis.
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  Speaker 1: But the most important thing ill the jy rating doing
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  Speaker 1: the dance routine. I don't know what your feet look like.
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  Speaker 1: I don't need you calling me talking to me about
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  Speaker 1: my girls, their feet, their nail filers. Perhaps your man
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  Speaker 1: should be on Jesus instead of on them. How about that? Man,
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  Speaker 1: I have time. I don't have time. I want mama
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  Speaker 1: and to be on Jesus when somebody's shaking them. But
• 25:03
  Speaker 1: at the church, that's the problem. I know what. Look,
• 25:06
  Speaker 1: I'm at work now, I'm trying to keep a work tone.
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  Speaker 1: You don't make me curse up here. Now let me
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  Speaker 1: tell you something. Don't call me anymore. I will deal
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  Speaker 1: with pastor. If he has something to say with me,
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  Speaker 1: he can say it to me personally. But I'm done
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  Speaker 1: with this conversation. Are you gonna deal with the gyrating?
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  Speaker 1: Is what we want to know. Maybe you know what.
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  Speaker 1: It just hit me. Maybe you're one of the ones
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  Speaker 1: that are doing the gy rate. Look, let me tell
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  Speaker 1: you something. My girls ain't doing little damn hi rating,
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  Speaker 1: and neither am I. Now I am done with this conversation.
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  Speaker 1: Do you understand? But listen, I'm done. Are you're done
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  Speaker 1: with the rating? That's what we want to stop so
• 25:38
  Speaker 1: we can We can't praise the Lord if the boot
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  Speaker 1: isn't shake you know what? Chart? Look, I gotta go
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  Speaker 1: to work. I gotta go now again. I don't know
• 25:47
  Speaker 1: what your issue is. It sounds to me like you
• 25:49
  Speaker 1: have an issue which I reading booties and I heard
• 25:51
  Speaker 1: so much gyrating booties in one conversation in my entire life.
• 25:54
  Speaker 1: Now my mind is set on Jesus. I don't know
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  Speaker 1: what your man is set off? What's to tell you?
• 25:58
  Speaker 1: Before you was a praise then? Uh? Ministry over the ministry?
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  Speaker 1: Did you ell use to strip? Y'all? I couldn't do
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  Speaker 1: no stripping? Now did your wife do any stripping? What
• 26:08
  Speaker 1: did you want? I'm gonna do any stripping? What do
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  Speaker 1: you hear what I said you? How do you like doing?
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  Speaker 1: Somebody call you an act? You if your mamma get
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  Speaker 1: some stripping? How do you like that? I'm saying? You know?
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  Speaker 1: And I want to know when is the next rehearsal.
• 26:19
  Speaker 1: Then the way I can come and pick out who
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  Speaker 1: it is that's doing this. You don't have you don't
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  Speaker 1: have any minutes at my rehearsal. I don't want to
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  Speaker 1: see you at my rehearsal. I don't want to. I
• 26:27
  Speaker 1: don't want to see any part for you in my
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  Speaker 1: rearse if I see you near one of my girls,
• 26:30
  Speaker 1: that's why I'm coming after you myself. Do you understand me?
• 26:32
  Speaker 1: You need to find out who doing that job? Damn thing?
• 26:36
  Speaker 1: You need to say. Your body y'all hot, and I'm
• 26:38
  Speaker 1: glad y'all ain't dance? And when the when the when
• 26:41
  Speaker 1: the plate is being plays? Because it ain't not telling
• 26:42
  Speaker 1: her you act, but then one's coming through it, you
• 26:45
  Speaker 1: know what? That's it. That's it. You call me disrespecting me.
• 26:48
  Speaker 1: I'm at work. They can't even have this some more,
• 26:50
  Speaker 1: you know what. Don't call me no more, don't look
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  Speaker 1: at my girls no more. Man, Come to the church
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  Speaker 1: and see what I got for you. I don't want
• 26:55
  Speaker 1: to know. Is you're gonna stop the job rating? What
• 26:57
  Speaker 1: did you do that? And that's I don't think you're
• 27:02
  Speaker 1: talking to like that. You're supposed to be. I'm gonna
• 27:04
  Speaker 1: good say yeah, les have done listening to tell you.
• 27:08
  Speaker 1: Now I'm getting ready to get well. I got one
• 27:10
  Speaker 1: more thing to say to you. Fold your league. Now
• 27:11
  Speaker 1: you ain't got a damn thing to say to me.
• 27:13
  Speaker 1: I said I was down, and I said, I got
• 27:14
  Speaker 1: one more thing to say. Is you listen? You know what? Men,
• 27:16
  Speaker 1: get off my phone. I'm gonna say it anyway. This
• 27:20
  Speaker 1: is Nephew Timment from the Steve Harvey Morning Show. Your
• 27:24
  Speaker 1: entire praise and ministry congregation, all your girls got me.
• 27:28
  Speaker 1: The frank phone called you. Oh, I'm a shooty. Oh
• 27:36
  Speaker 1: I'm I think I'm cursing on the radio. Oh oh,
• 27:39
  Speaker 1: which is why I wasn't you know what it was
• 27:42
  Speaker 1: all over? I talked five Now I got some explaining this.
• 27:48
  Speaker 1: Lord have mercy. You did good, though, you did really
• 27:51
  Speaker 1: you hung in there. Oh wait till I talked to Bishop.
• 27:54
  Speaker 1: You must Oh. I think I'm gonna have a show.
• 27:59
  Speaker 1: I got play to ask you to tell you what
• 28:01
  Speaker 1: is the baddest radio show in the land. Nobody else
• 28:05
  Speaker 1: with the Steve Harvey Morning Show. Praise that thank yeah,
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  Speaker 1: praise you know some praise dancers don't need to be praise, Dan,
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  Speaker 1: But I love praise. Really don't need to be out,
• 28:18
  Speaker 1: do you, Shirlotte? I do? I love them. I never look.
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  Speaker 1: They're really good. The ones that my church are good,
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  Speaker 1: they're at all. She was always three steps behind right there.
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  Speaker 1: It's an age. Let me to praise. Yes, and it's
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  Speaker 1: a total list five of your toes too. You need
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  Speaker 1: that to me. I'm just saying for everybody. Can't where
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  Speaker 1: to take white outfit? All right? Thank you, nephew. Coming
• 28:49
  Speaker 1: up at the top of the hour, Entertainment and national
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  Speaker 1: news right after this, you're listening Steven Show in today's
• 29:00
  Speaker 1: entertainment news. Kylie Jenner is no control freak when it
• 29:04
  Speaker 1: comes to her cosmetics empire. Well not anymore anyway, since
• 29:08
  Speaker 1: she just sold off the majority of the one point
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  Speaker 1: two billion dollar company that made her a mogul. The
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  Speaker 1: world's youngest billionaire. Unloaded fifty one percent of Kylie Cosmetics
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  Speaker 1: to Cody, the conglomerate behind Claire All, CoverGirl and Max Factor,
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  Speaker 1: just to name a few. Kylie reportedly got six hundred
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  Speaker 1: million dollars for the sale, which gives Cody the reins financially,
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  Speaker 1: but the youngest Jenner, Kylie isn't out of the business altogether.
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  Speaker 1: In a joint statement, Cody said Kylie would continue leading
• 29:40
  Speaker 1: all creative efforts and communications initiatives and social media. She's
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  Speaker 1: really good selling her stuff on social media, so I
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  Speaker 1: can see why they would want her to keep that. Right,
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  Speaker 1: she sold fifty one percent. Huh, yeah, she keeps fifty
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  Speaker 1: one percent. Is over six hundred million dollars. She's rich,
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  Speaker 1: she's already. I'm gonna tell you right now. Six hundred
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  Speaker 1: million straightens a lot of things out. Now, it's gonna
• 30:16
  Speaker 1: come with some other problems. It's it's gonna it's gonna
• 30:20
  Speaker 1: come with it. Because when you get the money, the
• 30:23
  Speaker 1: more money you get, that is a series of problems
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  Speaker 1: that come with it, or your life will not be
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  Speaker 1: problem free. Can we pay for that though? Whatever the
• 30:32
  Speaker 1: other thing? He can't we pay for that? Well, you're
• 30:37
  Speaker 1: not gonna be able to pay for everything. But it's
• 30:40
  Speaker 1: gonna cost you though. That's what I mean by it's
• 30:43
  Speaker 1: just going to there's a cost for that, and it's
• 30:46
  Speaker 1: very very steep. But like a guy one time told me,
• 30:50
  Speaker 1: I said, I said, hey man, he's he was doing
• 30:52
  Speaker 1: an ass Steve on my Joe. He said he said, hey, man,
• 30:57
  Speaker 1: what's the biggest problem with with money? I said, just
• 31:01
  Speaker 1: having it creates a wealth of new problems that you've
• 31:06
  Speaker 1: never had before, and it's a lot of difficulties. Another
• 31:09
  Speaker 1: dude in the crowd said, well, let's switch stand. Yeah. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: stopped laughing. I was on my show. I laughed. So
• 31:21
  Speaker 1: that brother Turner said, well, let's switch stand. Hey, let
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  Speaker 1: me see what that is. I rather had that? Okay, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: Kylie Man six hundred million money? Yeah, I mean she
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  Speaker 1: was already yeah and still get forty nine, but she's
• 31:40
  Speaker 1: already a billionaire. She was already that Yeah, yeah, yes.
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  Speaker 1: Do they eat the six hundred that day? Good question, Junior,
• 31:52
  Speaker 1: because let's broke. People don't know that part. Do you
• 31:54
  Speaker 1: get the six hundred that day? We know, we know
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  Speaker 1: what's gonna happen that day if we're getting it though,
• 31:59
  Speaker 1: we know, Oh okay, no, what what what's gonna happen
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  Speaker 1: that day? Happen that day? Yeah? Packing it all up
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  Speaker 1: right there in front of everybody. Pay What what did
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  Speaker 1: you say? I'm packing everything up in front of everybody.
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  Speaker 1: I don't know what that means. What does that mean? Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: I'm leaving hell, you mean packing I'm leaving. Where are
• 32:23
  Speaker 1: you going? You're you mean you're leaving where you're leaving
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  Speaker 1: with your family? Ain't leaving all this. I'm out out.
• 32:36
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna leave y'all with a little something. Everybody good.
• 32:40
  Speaker 1: Um Where are you going? I don't know, but away
• 32:44
  Speaker 1: from him? He can go where he won't dog gone, right,
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  Speaker 1: I can. Is there anything you want to say right
• 32:52
  Speaker 1: here to your nephew, Uncle Steve? Not at all, not
• 32:57
  Speaker 1: a thing. Sometimes just stupid, but it is like stupid
• 33:01
  Speaker 1: does It's time. It's time for our headlines. Please, let's
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  Speaker 1: just go. I cannot, Ladies and gentlemen, miss age real,
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  Speaker 1: Thank you very much, everybody, Hank, good morning. Here's the news.
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  Speaker 1: The public impeachment hearing is resumed later on today and
• 33:17
  Speaker 1: continuing tomorrow and Thursday, with as many as eight witnesses questioned.
• 33:21
  Speaker 1: And this week we're supposed to hear from people who
• 33:23
  Speaker 1: actually were on that phone call. So it wasn't like hearsay,
• 33:26
  Speaker 1: third hearsay whatever the Republicans are saying. These people actually
• 33:29
  Speaker 1: heard the phone call. They were on it. That phone
• 33:32
  Speaker 1: call with the President Trump and the Ukrainian officials. This
• 33:36
  Speaker 1: is a startling political turnaround. The Trump administration announced that
• 33:39
  Speaker 1: the US policy as it pertains to the Israeli settlements
• 33:41
  Speaker 1: on the occupied West Bank is that they are no
• 33:44
  Speaker 1: longer considered illegal or inconsistent with international law. Secretary State
• 33:48
  Speaker 1: Mike Pompeo says the new policy just makes sense. The
• 33:51
  Speaker 1: hard truth is there will never be a judicial resolution
• 33:54
  Speaker 1: to the conflict, and arguments about who is right and
• 33:56
  Speaker 1: wrong as a matter of international law will not bring peace.
• 33:59
  Speaker 1: As you expect at Israeli officials extremely pleased since Trump's
• 34:02
  Speaker 1: new policy goes against that observed by the Obama Carter
• 34:05
  Speaker 1: Clinton administrations. However, the Reagan White House, she may remember,
• 34:08
  Speaker 1: consider the settlements only illegitimate. They didn't want to use
• 34:11
  Speaker 1: the word illegal, so that shield of the Jewish state
• 34:13
  Speaker 1: for many official condemnation by the United Nations. These six
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  Speaker 1: annual Healthy Churches twenty twenty conference has begun, sponsored by
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  Speaker 1: the Bomb and Gilead there in Charlotte, North Carolina, this week.
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  Speaker 1: Founder and CEO doctor Pernessa Seal says that while yeah,
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  Speaker 1: it's about promoting healthy food choices, she tells me, it's
• 34:30
  Speaker 1: so much more. It's about the food we eat. It's
• 34:32
  Speaker 1: about what happens if someone in your church, or someone
• 34:35
  Speaker 1: sitting in your pew on Sunday morning goes into a
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  Speaker 1: diabetic shock. Do you know what to do? How do
• 34:40
  Speaker 1: you advocate when you're taking system marriage to the doctor
• 34:44
  Speaker 1: and she's eighty five years old. We need more people
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  Speaker 1: in our churches who have resources and knowledge to really
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  Speaker 1: address some of the issues in our community asthma, Alheimer's,
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  Speaker 1: lupus cancer. We must have a annibal response to the
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  Speaker 1: health disparities in our community from our churches. Now find
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• 35:08
  Speaker 1: Lots of folks on black Twitter, by the way, supporting
• 35:10
  Speaker 1: white sportscaster Max Kelluman's defense of Colin Kaepernick's actions to
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  Speaker 1: match his own workout Saturday. They're condemning Stephen a for
• 35:17
  Speaker 1: criticizing Kaepernick. Finally, people are talking about this one. He's
• 35:22
  Speaker 1: a real judge in his corneral he has the rights
• 35:25
  Speaker 1: to make them pay. Judge Joe Robert, Yeah, that's from
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  Speaker 1: the stories from news one, a website that says it
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  Speaker 1: brings you the latest news from a black perspective Anyone.
• 35:34
  Speaker 1: News one says TV judges Joe Brown is against putting
• 35:38
  Speaker 1: Harriet Tubman on the twenty dollar bill. He says, putting
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  Speaker 1: a black woman on a twenty dollar bill before a
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  Speaker 1: black man is insulting to the black race. Unquote. Back
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  Speaker 1: to Steve Harvey Morning Show. You're listening to Steve Harvey
• 35:50
  Speaker 1: Mourning Show. Well. Jay Z brought in millions for charity
• 35:54
  Speaker 1: over the weekend with the first ever Sean Cotter Foundation.
• 35:59
  Speaker 1: Gay VIPs like his wife, Beyonce Tyler, Perry, Meek Mill,
• 36:03
  Speaker 1: Fat Joe, Swiss Beats, and more showed up at the
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  Speaker 1: Seminole Hard Rock Hotel and Casino in Hollywood, Florida. They
• 36:12
  Speaker 1: raised about six million dollars. The evening featured a set
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  Speaker 1: from Alicia Keys described as an intimate, one time only performance.
• 36:20
  Speaker 1: Even the invites to the event were exclusive. Jay Z
• 36:23
  Speaker 1: sent a Dayona Rolex watches and Ace of Spade champagne
• 36:29
  Speaker 1: to potential attendees, oh instructing them to use the expensive
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  Speaker 1: watch as a VIP wristband. Loving that love it all
• 36:40
  Speaker 1: up on that Okay. The Shan Cotter Foundation was created
• 36:45
  Speaker 1: by jay Z's mom, Missus, Miss Gloria Carter in two
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  Speaker 1: thousand and three to provide with people with scholarships study
• 36:52
  Speaker 1: abroad opportunities college workshops and more to a low income student.
• 36:57
  Speaker 1: So that's really good, whole was Kanyeta? Sure? I didn't
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  Speaker 1: say he was here, Steve? No, I mean Tommy. No,
• 37:05
  Speaker 1: why why you don't ever call him me again? Sorry? No,
• 37:11
  Speaker 1: that was my bad. Sorry. Okay. You make a lot
• 37:15
  Speaker 1: of mistakes on this show, Shirley, but let that not
• 37:18
  Speaker 1: be one of them. Sometimes he sounds like you, Steve. No,
• 37:24
  Speaker 1: he don't. No, he don't, No, he don't. He don't
• 37:26
  Speaker 1: sound like me. Tommy. Ye, show your uncle that you
• 37:30
  Speaker 1: can sound like him, Shirley. Ain't how he sound. It's
• 37:36
  Speaker 1: what he said when okay, well, oh yeah, yeah, yeah,
• 37:45
  Speaker 1: it's it's what the words is formed. Well, I'm with
• 37:48
  Speaker 1: you when he writes Steve okay, well, speaking of giving back, Steve,
• 37:52
  Speaker 1: you and Marjorie believing giving back as well. Um, so
• 37:56
  Speaker 1: you have a priority. You have an agenda for the
• 37:58
  Speaker 1: Harveys for coming up in twenty twenty, your foundation and everything. Yeah,
• 38:05
  Speaker 1: it ain't you. We're not throwing the galen. You're not
• 38:09
  Speaker 1: getting to watch. So if you're looking, well, I'm just
• 38:15
  Speaker 1: the Harveys and Carters are not playing in the same
• 38:19
  Speaker 1: sand box. So if y'all can get this out your mind, man,
• 38:26
  Speaker 1: Steve Mill want to throw something, give some watches and
• 38:29
  Speaker 1: invite us. You're not getting a damn watch. What identifies Well,
• 38:37
  Speaker 1: what we do is if you come to our events
• 38:40
  Speaker 1: and you give us your watch, you sit after vi ip. Yeah,
• 38:49
  Speaker 1: that's the difference between the carters and the harvest. Just
• 38:53
  Speaker 1: letting you know, let's just keep it. This hood is
• 38:55
  Speaker 1: focking thirty. Get after the hour. Steve is here, and
• 39:03
  Speaker 1: you might have a relative at a Thanksgiving gathering. Who, well,
• 39:07
  Speaker 1: we'll talk about it right after this. You're listening to
• 39:10
  Speaker 1: Steve Harvey Morning show. Thanksgiving is next Thursday, and we
• 39:15
  Speaker 1: say this every year. Boy, he came quickly, didn't it. Well, Steve,
• 39:19
  Speaker 1: you're here with h Yeah, you might have a relative
• 39:23
  Speaker 1: at Thanksgiving? Who what villain the blank? Steve? Yeah, I
• 39:29
  Speaker 1: got a little something because you know, Thanksgiving is coming up,
• 39:32
  Speaker 1: and I just want to remind you all to be
• 39:34
  Speaker 1: conscious of a people that's in your house. These are
• 39:39
  Speaker 1: just a few different types of people that you might have,
• 39:43
  Speaker 1: and they usually relatives. Now, these are all relatives. Some
• 39:47
  Speaker 1: of them you've seen in a while, some recently. Some
• 39:50
  Speaker 1: people you ain't seen any wife. But these are relatives
• 39:54
  Speaker 1: that you might have a Thanksgiving gathering. Oh, here's the
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  Speaker 1: first one. You might have a relati to dad that
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  Speaker 1: has been done some hard times, so I'm familiar. Here
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  Speaker 1: is another one. You might have a relative Dad that's
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  Speaker 1: got don't work clothes, but don't have a job. You
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  Speaker 1: got PEPSI uniform here, got on the mill of high
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  Speaker 1: life driving. Got a damn post office uniform on your hat.
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  Speaker 1: Start working on post office. Yeah, here's another relative that
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  Speaker 1: you might have at your Thanksgiving h gather. One of
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  Speaker 1: them that stole from their mama. So now you gotta
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  Speaker 1: watch every damn move they make. Yeah, let him go
• 40:47
  Speaker 1: in that back room. Do not let him go in there.
• 40:50
  Speaker 1: Here's another relative that you might have over on Thanksgiving,
• 40:54
  Speaker 1: mister black power one hunder, but he's married to a
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  Speaker 1: white girl on the people. Is another relative that you
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  Speaker 1: might have over the Thanksgiving dinner. You got one in relatives.
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  Speaker 1: Got a brand new car. But what don't nobody know
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  Speaker 1: is he's sleeping in the car because he ain't got
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  Speaker 1: place to live. Here is the relative we all got,
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  Speaker 1: all of us got this one. Ain't gonna bring a
• 41:35
  Speaker 1: damn thing, but gonna pack six to go plates. Yes,
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  Speaker 1: I can't stand there and that man, I can't stand
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  Speaker 1: he go the other one. You one of your relatives
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  Speaker 1: gonna bring some kids to Thanksgiving that need their ass
• 41:56
  Speaker 1: will but you can't do nothing about it because dan
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  Speaker 1: ain't chills be a whole trip. That's all of us
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  Speaker 1: in that, just throwing punch on each other, just dipping
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  Speaker 1: in the punch, both owing it on each other. You're
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  Speaker 1: black ass, yea kid table is dangerous black cast read? Yeah,
• 42:24
  Speaker 1: wait what you know? The kids well do all that working,
• 42:29
  Speaker 1: but can't read. Ye, damn show can't read cursy, right,
• 42:36
  Speaker 1: this show can't do that. Yeah. And you ever had
• 42:39
  Speaker 1: relatives come over to your house that ain't nobody invite,
• 42:44
  Speaker 1: but somehow they found out where everybody was. Yes, wonder
• 42:50
  Speaker 1: where y'all? Oh wow, crazy, you got the relative here,
• 43:02
  Speaker 1: the relative to come over, swam them down. They don't
• 43:05
  Speaker 1: need park but just turn up the greens that got
• 43:08
  Speaker 1: park in them. Yeah, that would be a hog mall
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  Speaker 1: part of that, right. Last one, this the relative I
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  Speaker 1: had on one year, I mean sure his ass don't
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  Speaker 1: come back no more. Found his ass in the guest room,
• 43:30
  Speaker 1: fast asleep, not on top of the bed, but under
• 43:35
  Speaker 1: the clothes. When you wake your front house up. I
• 43:43
  Speaker 1: bet you are. Oh yeah, dog, oh dog, I would
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  Speaker 1: him says in the guest room. He was in the bed.
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  Speaker 1: Dog under took his clothes. All right, thank you for that.
• 43:58
  Speaker 1: Coming up next, the nephew in the building with today's
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  Speaker 1: praying phone call right after this, you're listening morning show
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  Speaker 1: coming up at the top of the hour, about four
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  Speaker 1: minutes after. It's my strawberry letter for today. I've never
• 44:14
  Speaker 1: seen it or touched it. Right now, the nephew in
• 44:17
  Speaker 1: the building with today's praying phone call. What you got
• 44:19
  Speaker 1: for us? Nav? Well, we in jail, but that don't
• 44:23
  Speaker 1: mean we can't allo pizza. Let's go ahead and do it.
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  Speaker 1: Let's all the one in jail order in the pizza.
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  Speaker 1: Let's go. Do you know pizza? May I help you
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  Speaker 1: for me? Please? Yeah? All right? Okay, So about this?
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  Speaker 1: So can I take your order pizza? You want tin pizzas?
• 44:45
  Speaker 1: And what kind of quest was that going to be? Six?
• 44:49
  Speaker 1: You poke up on me? Please? I need six cheese pizzas,
• 44:54
  Speaker 1: six cheese pizzas, crush what's kind a quest was jail
• 44:58
  Speaker 1: being being? Then? Then six see ben crush pizzas? And
• 45:06
  Speaker 1: do you want any other topping tone. That's her. No,
• 45:08
  Speaker 1: I need to meet lovers, so that again, to stick
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  Speaker 1: up a little bit. I was really having a hard
• 45:15
  Speaker 1: time hearing you. I need to meet lovers, to meet lovers,
• 45:19
  Speaker 1: is that? Yes? To meet love, meet lovers, pizza? Okay?
• 45:23
  Speaker 1: And what kind of quest would you like on that? Sir? Oh,
• 45:25
  Speaker 1: that's thick, big cross. You said you want to thank
• 45:28
  Speaker 1: quest on that thick. So I'm having a really hard
• 45:31
  Speaker 1: time hearing you. Can't you speak up for me? I
• 45:34
  Speaker 1: need to meet lovers with thick crust, bad crust, Okay, okay,
• 45:41
  Speaker 1: all right? And then the last is two benjies on
• 45:44
  Speaker 1: being crossed, two bed set veggie vegjeeves veggie's two veggie
• 45:49
  Speaker 1: two veggie on the thick crust do y'all delivered to
• 45:53
  Speaker 1: um do y'all delivered to uh gated gated community. Can
• 45:58
  Speaker 1: you work for a second for me through Okay? Sorry
• 46:02
  Speaker 1: about that, sir? Okay? Can I get your phone numbers?
• 46:05
  Speaker 1: Three four two there are six eight nine? Okay? I
• 46:10
  Speaker 1: heard three four two days six eight nine, but I
• 46:14
  Speaker 1: didn't get the rest of those numbers. Can I get
• 46:16
  Speaker 1: an area code or no? My number? Three four two
• 46:19
  Speaker 1: dash six eight nine okay, Um, I need to get
• 46:23
  Speaker 1: the whole seven bigits and the area code, so there
• 46:27
  Speaker 1: we can put you in the computer to try to
• 46:28
  Speaker 1: find your location. I told you my number. My number
• 46:31
  Speaker 1: is three four two dad, six eight nine. Okay, okay, sir, Um,
• 46:36
  Speaker 1: let me get my manager on the phone. Excuse me, Um,
• 46:41
  Speaker 1: he's giving me like six numbers. May talking. I'll take
• 46:45
  Speaker 1: care of it. Sir. How are you doing? Hey? How
• 46:47
  Speaker 1: are you doing? I'm doing great? All right. I ordered
• 46:50
  Speaker 1: ten pizzas, six cheese pizzas, two meat lovers, and two veggies.
• 46:54
  Speaker 1: I'm trying to see if do y'all have a problem
• 46:55
  Speaker 1: delivered to a gated community. Oh not at all. We
• 46:58
  Speaker 1: delivered to a gated community all the time. Let me
• 47:00
  Speaker 1: just get a number for you in an address, right,
• 47:03
  Speaker 1: my number three four two days, six eight nine. Sir,
• 47:06
  Speaker 1: that's only six digits. We need seven digits. Well, actually
• 47:10
  Speaker 1: your eric cold plus your seven digits. Okay, I don't,
• 47:13
  Speaker 1: I don't. If you just leave it with the guard,
• 47:15
  Speaker 1: he'll make sure I get it. No, So I don't
• 47:17
  Speaker 1: think you're understand. I need to have a phone number
• 47:19
  Speaker 1: where I can call you. We can go in and
• 47:21
  Speaker 1: out of the gate that's not a problem. When I
• 47:23
  Speaker 1: guess that I want to direct. You can't go in
• 47:26
  Speaker 1: and out that gate. Listen, you can't go in and
• 47:29
  Speaker 1: out that gate. Sir. I'm sorry, I can't hear you.
• 47:31
  Speaker 1: Can you speak up something? Okay? I'm trying to get
• 47:34
  Speaker 1: ten pizzas delivered, and you just drop it off with
• 47:36
  Speaker 1: the guard. Sir, I understand what you're saying. I'm trying
• 47:39
  Speaker 1: to deliver the pizza to you directly. The guard is
• 47:42
  Speaker 1: not who's getting the pizza, right, I'm delivering it. He's
• 47:44
  Speaker 1: gonna he gonna, he gonna pay you. I'm I'm cool
• 47:47
  Speaker 1: with the guard. He gonna pay you. Okay, where are you?
• 47:49
  Speaker 1: Where are you located? Let's do this. Where are you lokated?
• 47:52
  Speaker 1: I'm in La and Gola and where is that? Where's
• 47:59
  Speaker 1: that older and Gold lo y'all don't know. I'm in
• 48:03
  Speaker 1: Angola and gold in Louisiana the penitentiary. Huh, So we
• 48:09
  Speaker 1: can't deliver pizza to and penitentiary. Look, I ordered ten
• 48:13
  Speaker 1: pizzas for one six sixties pizzas, two meet Lowers, and
• 48:16
  Speaker 1: two verg Look. I can't be on this phone too
• 48:18
  Speaker 1: much longer. Listen, Sir, I know what you're saying. But
• 48:21
  Speaker 1: we're not delivering to Angola. Do you know where we're located.
• 48:24
  Speaker 1: You gotta call somebody. We're in Dallas. Look, you gotta
• 48:27
  Speaker 1: guard somebody in Angola, Louisiana. Look, I'm trying to get
• 48:31
  Speaker 1: these ten pete. Look, I'm late. I'm not going to
• 48:33
  Speaker 1: go back and forth with you exactly, and I'm not
• 48:36
  Speaker 1: gonna go back and forth with you either. We are
• 48:38
  Speaker 1: unable to deliver this pizza to you. Okay. Why because
• 48:42
  Speaker 1: you are in the penitentiary, sir. No one delivers pizza
• 48:45
  Speaker 1: to people in the penitentiary. People in the penicariary can't
• 48:48
  Speaker 1: order pizza, No, sir, they cannot. But we do not
• 48:51
  Speaker 1: deliver to the penitentiary. And then we're in Dallas. Do
• 48:54
  Speaker 1: you know how long it would take to get pizza
• 48:56
  Speaker 1: to Angola? I don't give it. Let me tell, Okay,
• 48:59
  Speaker 1: who manage you there? I am the manager. You're speaking
• 49:02
  Speaker 1: with the manager. What's your name? Never mind what my
• 49:05
  Speaker 1: name is, Just know that I'm the manager. Okay. Let
• 49:07
  Speaker 1: me say this to you, since you to manage you there.
• 49:10
  Speaker 1: If I don't get no pizzas here tonight, I'm going
• 49:13
  Speaker 1: I get out in three years. I'm coming down there,
• 49:15
  Speaker 1: and I'm gonna you up. So you think you're talking
• 49:19
  Speaker 1: to you, ain't gonna me up In three years, I
• 49:21
  Speaker 1: won't be here with matter of fact, I just might
• 49:23
  Speaker 1: stay here for three years. So when you come back,
• 49:26
  Speaker 1: let me tell you something. If y'all don't brainy pieces
• 49:28
  Speaker 1: this penitential and get it to the guard before he
• 49:30
  Speaker 1: get off work, then but it's gonna be pround here
• 49:32
  Speaker 1: now in order. These ten pitchers and everybody on the
• 49:35
  Speaker 1: cell block is waiting on them, sir. I don't I
• 49:37
  Speaker 1: don't care about you and your folk on your cell block.
• 49:39
  Speaker 1: You are in the penitentiary, and I don't even know
• 49:41
  Speaker 1: why you calling. Are you on my phone? This is
• 49:43
  Speaker 1: a business, okay, and I have a job to do.
• 49:46
  Speaker 1: I am not delivering pizzas. Still penitentiary, y'all discriminator? Nob
• 49:49
  Speaker 1: where y'all brain pizzas? More? We don't discriminator, But we
• 49:52
  Speaker 1: ain't located in that goal. Unless you're go give me
• 49:55
  Speaker 1: some petrol from my metro, I ain't coming. Let me
• 49:57
  Speaker 1: tell you something. I want you to remember these numbers
• 50:00
  Speaker 1: three four, two, dads, six eight nine. If you see
• 50:02
  Speaker 1: that gray painted on your house, or that damn pizza place.
• 50:06
  Speaker 1: Then you know my then got out and I'm looking
• 50:08
  Speaker 1: for your three pot to dad six eight nine. I
• 50:12
  Speaker 1: don't give a about three fo two six eight nine
• 50:14
  Speaker 1: and seven pot three. What I'm saying is your grass.
• 50:17
  Speaker 1: If you come up here in three years and guess where,
• 50:20
  Speaker 1: don't drop the soul. Who who you think you're talking to?
• 50:23
  Speaker 1: That's why I said who you think you talking to?
• 50:26
  Speaker 1: My phone? I got I got one more thing to
• 50:28
  Speaker 1: tell you before I get on three years the lands words,
• 50:31
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna safe. You're listening. Yeah, I'm listening. Say what
• 50:34
  Speaker 1: you gotta say? This is next you Tommy from the
• 50:37
  Speaker 1: Steve Harby Morning Show. Your girlfriend got me to pray
• 50:41
  Speaker 1: phone call you. Oh my goodness, you're dropping me. You
• 50:47
  Speaker 1: gotta be Freddie Man. Oh god, oh god. This is
• 50:53
  Speaker 1: life Tommy. Everybody wit me. We're good. Talk some more
• 51:02
  Speaker 1: about what you were talking about earlier, what not being
• 51:07
  Speaker 1: able to have none at the same I don't want
• 51:10
  Speaker 1: to talk about the day. Listening right now, I know
• 51:12
  Speaker 1: they're listening. They're taking the damn kids school. You're listening.
• 51:14
  Speaker 1: Who is you can't come? Let me let me? Yeah?
• 51:17
  Speaker 1: Who is that? Huh? Yeah? Wow? Her listening, So so
• 51:22
  Speaker 1: you're gonna just let Shirley talk you into this, that's
• 51:26
  Speaker 1: what you Hey, the radio boys just coming to Philadelphia,
• 51:30
  Speaker 1: let me do that. Friday the twentieth of December will
• 51:33
  Speaker 1: be in town. It's the Holiday Comedy Jam. That's J M. D.
• 51:36
  Speaker 1: Brown Kids, Junior Spates, Holted by Nephew Tommy under one
• 51:39
  Speaker 1: and Only Earthquake will be in the building. All right,
• 51:42
  Speaker 1: that's the Holiday comedy Jam. I'm in Philadelphia Friday, d
• 51:46
  Speaker 1: C the twentieth at the Met Tickets on selling, all
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  Speaker 1: ticket Master outlets, all at the box office. All right.
• 51:52
  Speaker 1: It's a live Niasan and w Das event, that's what
• 51:55
  Speaker 1: it is. Tickets on sale right now. Yeah, listening while
• 52:00
  Speaker 1: you're in the car, ain't you? Ain't you listening? You
• 52:02
  Speaker 1: ain't really bright at all time? You write them? Go
• 52:06
  Speaker 1: let him get his feelings out here? Bright? Why are
• 52:09
  Speaker 1: you all trying to stop him? It's just no sex
• 52:13
  Speaker 1: out the series. Whoever heard of that? That's who heard
• 52:15
  Speaker 1: of that? All right? Go ahead, Tommy makeum there you go,
• 52:22
  Speaker 1: there you go, there you gonna go, man, that's all right,
• 52:25
  Speaker 1: that's all right. I'm gonna get through this by myself.
• 52:28
  Speaker 1: I'm good. You understand, no SI, no sleep after taking
• 52:32
  Speaker 1: all these pain peels. Yeah, the pain peels lock you up.
• 52:38
  Speaker 1: I ain't gonna I'm locked. I had that hernie of surgery,
• 52:41
  Speaker 1: but I was taking them pain pe whoa, I said,
• 52:43
  Speaker 1: good Lord, here, this swelling can't go down because I'm
• 52:48
  Speaker 1: backed up. Yeah, I'm in the middle of it. I'm
• 52:53
  Speaker 1: in the middle of it. I'm gonna ride it out.
• 52:55
  Speaker 1: I'm all right. Hey, Tommy, can I ask you a question?
• 52:57
  Speaker 1: Pray for me? Man? Yeah, if you equally if you
• 53:01
  Speaker 1: was to get some how are you gonna hold yourself up? Well,
• 53:05
  Speaker 1: I figure that out when I get to it. You
• 53:07
  Speaker 1: can't do one on push up, Hey, just present it
• 53:11
  Speaker 1: to me first, okay, thank you, Thank you, neph for you,
• 53:16
  Speaker 1: thank you, thank you. Up next, all up to it.
• 53:20
  Speaker 1: You only got one on the subject is for Tommy.
• 53:25
  Speaker 1: I've never seen it or touched it back to get
• 53:30
  Speaker 1: into the letter. Right after this, you're listening to Time
• 53:36
  Speaker 1: Now for today's Strawberry Letter and listen. If you need
• 53:39
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• 53:44
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• 53:47
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• 53:52
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• 53:54
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• 53:57
  Speaker 1: buckle up, hold on tight. We got it for you. Here.
• 53:59
  Speaker 1: It is strawberry letter, Thank you subject. I have never
• 54:03
  Speaker 1: seen it or touched it. Dear Stephen Shirley. I've been
• 54:07
  Speaker 1: in a long distance relationship with a great guy for
• 54:10
  Speaker 1: the past six years. We live an hour apart, so
• 54:13
  Speaker 1: it's not far at all, and we see each other regularly.
• 54:16
  Speaker 1: When we spend time together, it's wonderful and we have
• 54:19
  Speaker 1: a lot of sex to make up for the times
• 54:21
  Speaker 1: we're apart. Although we have a lot of sex, it
• 54:23
  Speaker 1: is never the romantic experience that I crave because I've
• 54:27
  Speaker 1: never seen my man naked from the waist down. I
• 54:31
  Speaker 1: have never touched any part of his body from the
• 54:34
  Speaker 1: waist down. He will let me rub on his chest
• 54:37
  Speaker 1: and that's it. If I try to touch below his waist,
• 54:41
  Speaker 1: he immediately grabs my hand. I used to ask him why,
• 54:45
  Speaker 1: and he would say that it's his goal to please
• 54:48
  Speaker 1: me and that I should just relax and let him
• 54:50
  Speaker 1: take over it. That is so weird to me, and
• 54:54
  Speaker 1: it ruins the whole experience for me. As soon as
• 54:57
  Speaker 1: we're done, he puts his boxers back on. He has
• 55:01
  Speaker 1: never just rolled over and passed out like my ex
• 55:04
  Speaker 1: has used to do. Another thing that's strange is we
• 55:08
  Speaker 1: have never taken a shower or a bubble bath together.
• 55:11
  Speaker 1: I have no problem sacheting around with no clothes on
• 55:14
  Speaker 1: in front of him, and he enjoys it. But he
• 55:17
  Speaker 1: is always covered up. I know you are wondering why
• 55:21
  Speaker 1: I'm bringing it up now if I've been dealing with
• 55:24
  Speaker 1: it for six years. Well, he's been talking about taking
• 55:27
  Speaker 1: our relationship to the next level, so now I have
• 55:30
  Speaker 1: to make some decisions about him and our future. I
• 55:34
  Speaker 1: don't know if I can live with the prudish man
• 55:36
  Speaker 1: for the rest of my life. We are both in
• 55:39
  Speaker 1: our late fifties, so I am not sure what he's
• 55:42
  Speaker 1: hiding down there. I should be able to love on
• 55:45
  Speaker 1: his entire body and enjoy a little shower action occasionally.
• 55:50
  Speaker 1: If this is his only flaw that I may then
• 55:53
  Speaker 1: I may be overthinking things. What do you think? Is
• 55:55
  Speaker 1: it strange to you? How could I open up a
• 55:59
  Speaker 1: discussion about it? Please advise? Wow, this whole letter is
• 56:03
  Speaker 1: a little weird and strange to me. The fact that
• 56:05
  Speaker 1: you've been in a long distance relationship for the past
• 56:09
  Speaker 1: six years is weird and strange to me. The fact
• 56:12
  Speaker 1: that you think in our way qualifies as a long
• 56:15
  Speaker 1: distance relationship is a little weird and strange to me.
• 56:18
  Speaker 1: And the fact that you say you have a lot
• 56:21
  Speaker 1: of sex but you have not seen it or touched
• 56:25
  Speaker 1: him below the waist but you want to and he
• 56:27
  Speaker 1: won't let you that is super weird, super strange. So
• 56:31
  Speaker 1: I don't know. At first, I was thinking, you know,
• 56:33
  Speaker 1: maybe he's married, maybe he's not that into you. But
• 56:36
  Speaker 1: then you say, he's been talking about taking your relationship
• 56:39
  Speaker 1: to the next level, so now you have to make
• 56:41
  Speaker 1: some decisions about him. I mean, could he be like
• 56:46
  Speaker 1: super super shy or something. I don't know. I mean,
• 56:50
  Speaker 1: I don't know what's going on down there that he
• 56:52
  Speaker 1: won't let you see or touch. I mean, you know,
• 56:55
  Speaker 1: I've heard about women who want to, you know, to
• 56:58
  Speaker 1: be intimate with the light off and things like that,
• 57:01
  Speaker 1: but usually men don't care. So you know, they walk
• 57:05
  Speaker 1: around naked and and you know they're very comfortable with
• 57:09
  Speaker 1: their body. So I don't know, Steve's a man. I'm
• 57:12
  Speaker 1: gonna pass this one over. To him, maybe he sees
• 57:14
  Speaker 1: something in here that, um you know, yeah, I mean
• 57:17
  Speaker 1: I was gonna say that, Um, maybe you know he's
• 57:21
  Speaker 1: disproportionately small or something, but you have a lot of secks,
• 57:24
  Speaker 1: so that couldn't be it and you would know that.
• 57:27
  Speaker 1: So I got it all right, all right, So I'm
• 57:29
  Speaker 1: gonna I'm gonna pass. I'm gonna pass it on over
• 57:38
  Speaker 1: to Steve right now, go ahead. I gotta fure you
• 57:41
  Speaker 1: go ahead, baby. Before I answer this letter, I'm gonna
• 57:48
  Speaker 1: put a disclaim out. If you have small kids in
• 57:53
  Speaker 1: the room, good all in the car, put their heads
• 57:59
  Speaker 1: ins own and let him do something else, because this
• 58:04
  Speaker 1: is an educational letter and I would be using educational terminal. Okay, Yeah,
• 58:12
  Speaker 1: If you don't want your children to hear words like this,
• 58:18
  Speaker 1: then I'm asking you gently as a father and a grandfather.
• 58:25
  Speaker 1: Now my grandkids get to hear this type of stuff
• 58:27
  Speaker 1: because Popart don't fix a damn thing in his house.
• 58:32
  Speaker 1: I stay here, y'all on chipping and on rent. You
• 58:35
  Speaker 1: hear it. And oh, by the way, congratulations to love
• 58:38
  Speaker 1: Asra because he's walking Now. I saw a video funny,
• 58:43
  Speaker 1: so here we go. I've never seen it or testing
• 58:46
  Speaker 1: this Shelley, Steve, I've been a long dist relationship with
• 58:49
  Speaker 1: a great guy for the past six years. We live
• 58:52
  Speaker 1: our parts, so it ain't far at all, and we
• 58:54
  Speaker 1: see each other often. Our part is not a long
• 58:58
  Speaker 1: just a relationship. It's a long drive, but it ain't
• 59:01
  Speaker 1: a long distance. It take a minute to get down,
• 59:05
  Speaker 1: but it's not long distance. Long distance relationships mean it's
• 59:09
  Speaker 1: hard to see one another. But you said in your
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  Speaker 1: ladder that you see each other often, and when you do,
• 59:16
  Speaker 1: you have a lot of sex together, making up from
• 59:19
  Speaker 1: your time apart. But you say it's never the romantic
• 59:24
  Speaker 1: experience that I crave because I've never seen my man
• 59:30
  Speaker 1: naked from the waist down, Dunta, Why why could this leave?
• 59:41
  Speaker 1: Well already know what the problem is, and I'm gonna
• 59:44
  Speaker 1: share with it. He lets you rub on his chest,
• 59:48
  Speaker 1: but if I try to touch below his waist, he
• 59:51
  Speaker 1: immediately grabs my hand. And I used to ask him
• 59:54
  Speaker 1: why and he would say it's his goal to please me,
• 59:57
  Speaker 1: and I suggest relax and let him take Your man
• 1:00:02
  Speaker 1: is in his late fifties. Your man has a peno implant.
• 1:00:11
  Speaker 1: M That's what it is, all right, Steve, hold On,
• 1:00:16
  Speaker 1: We have part two of your response coming up at
• 1:00:18
  Speaker 1: twenty three minutes. The subject of today's strawberry letter, I
• 1:00:21
  Speaker 1: have never seen it or touched it. And that's what
• 1:00:24
  Speaker 1: you call a good ass cliffhanger. You're listening show, all right, Steve,
• 1:00:33
  Speaker 1: Come on, let's recap today's strawberry letters. Subject, I have
• 1:00:36
  Speaker 1: never seen it or touched it. Now, when we left off, yeah,
• 1:00:42
  Speaker 1: we left off? Is in a long distant relationship? That's
• 1:00:46
  Speaker 1: an hour way. That ain't long distance. Shereley pointed that out.
• 1:00:50
  Speaker 1: You just take you a longer time to see each other,
• 1:00:53
  Speaker 1: but that ain't long distance. Uh. Well, y'all have a
• 1:00:57
  Speaker 1: lot of sex because y'all been a part and you
• 1:00:59
  Speaker 1: don't see each other. And when you do have sex,
• 1:01:02
  Speaker 1: it's not the romantic experience that you crave because in
• 1:01:06
  Speaker 1: your late fifties, you've never seen or touched his private
• 1:01:11
  Speaker 1: part from the waist down. Every time you try, he
• 1:01:14
  Speaker 1: grabs your head. Now, let's stop right here. What the hells? Okay? Who?
• 1:01:24
  Speaker 1: Who do that? What? Man you having a romantic time
• 1:01:31
  Speaker 1: with and you reach for it? He goes many what
• 1:01:43
  Speaker 1: you're doing, what you doing, What you're doing, what you're doing,
• 1:01:45
  Speaker 1: what you're doing, what you do that don't do that?
• 1:01:48
  Speaker 1: Who do that? What man don't? What? Man do this?
• 1:01:57
  Speaker 1: And now I got two solutions for you. The cliffhanger
• 1:02:01
  Speaker 1: I left with because he in the late fifties. The
• 1:02:03
  Speaker 1: reason you've never seen it, the reason never touched it.
• 1:02:06
  Speaker 1: The reagon what all this hill? Because your man has
• 1:02:13
  Speaker 1: penal implants And that's it. Oh yeah, you have to
• 1:02:24
  Speaker 1: kill Wait there's more. Yeah, we all easy shocking revelations. Yeah,
• 1:02:31
  Speaker 1: you did a disclaimer earlier. I did say, get your
• 1:02:35
  Speaker 1: kids out of the room. Now his you're gonna have
• 1:02:39
  Speaker 1: to do some explaining if your kids hear this one,
• 1:02:41
  Speaker 1: so listen to me careful. Hopefully they won't. Maybe your
• 1:02:46
  Speaker 1: man is not a man kaka work with me, work
• 1:02:52
  Speaker 1: with me, but a woman with no no and a
• 1:03:04
  Speaker 1: like a sexual Okay, I mean that's why I like,
• 1:03:08
  Speaker 1: let's just say some extra curriculum health activity device. Mm hmmm.
• 1:03:22
  Speaker 1: They don't take showers together, they don't take baths together.
• 1:03:27
  Speaker 1: He is always covered up, she said. Uh, she's been
• 1:03:32
  Speaker 1: dealing with this for six years. He wants to take
• 1:03:34
  Speaker 1: the relationship to the next level. Steve. Uh. If she
• 1:03:37
  Speaker 1: tries to touch it, he immediately grabs her hand. Uh. Huh,
• 1:03:43
  Speaker 1: she's never seen him naked from the waist down. Don't
• 1:03:50
  Speaker 1: touch since its wow, I'm so, I'm so, I'm so
• 1:04:00
  Speaker 1: in that can't say that. I can't see it. You
• 1:04:13
  Speaker 1: can't see it. Sh magic, it's magic. It's like a trick.
• 1:04:20
  Speaker 1: And I don't want you to. I don't want you to.
• 1:04:22
  Speaker 1: This is an illusion. It's like, hey, let me ask
• 1:04:25
  Speaker 1: you a question. Do do do do the magicians show
• 1:04:29
  Speaker 1: you where the rabbit that? They never do? They never do.
• 1:04:34
  Speaker 1: They never let me ask you something. Do you have
• 1:04:39
  Speaker 1: any idea where the damn dove come from? So? I'm
• 1:04:48
  Speaker 1: dog gon who you think? Fifty said, we're writing a
• 1:04:50
  Speaker 1: song about what I got, the magic magic, and you
• 1:05:00
  Speaker 1: can't mess with it because it's magic. Girl, You're gonna mess, girl,
• 1:05:07
  Speaker 1: You're gonna mess right, and messed the whole trick up. Now. Wow.
• 1:05:11
  Speaker 1: So he's a magician, he's a magician. Ship Okay, you're
• 1:05:17
  Speaker 1: dating what you dating? Curtis m Curtis Jackson. Wow, And
• 1:05:34
  Speaker 1: that's what it is. Those are your three options. Number
• 1:05:38
  Speaker 1: one penal lot implant. Number two, Number two, your man
• 1:05:47
  Speaker 1: is not a man, okay, it has extracurriculum activities. And
• 1:05:53
  Speaker 1: number three he's a magician and you can't ever see
• 1:05:57
  Speaker 1: the trick. WHOA All right? There you have post your
• 1:06:05
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• 1:06:15
  Speaker 1: six minutes after the hour. The President is as healthy
• 1:06:18
  Speaker 1: as can be. Right, well, that's what the White House says. Anyway,
• 1:06:22
  Speaker 1: we'll talk about it right after this. You're listening to
• 1:06:25
  Speaker 1: the String Show. Well. President Trump visited Walter Read National
• 1:06:31
  Speaker 1: Military Medical Center on Saturday for part he says of
• 1:06:34
  Speaker 1: his annual physical after, he said everything is good. This
• 1:06:39
  Speaker 1: part of the physical comes nine months after his last checkup,
• 1:06:42
  Speaker 1: which was done in one visit. White House Press Secretary
• 1:06:45
  Speaker 1: Stephanie Grisham issued a statement saying there was nothing unusual
• 1:06:49
  Speaker 1: about the visit. Grisham said, anticipating a very busy twenty twenty,
• 1:06:53
  Speaker 1: the President is taking advantage of a free weekend here
• 1:06:55
  Speaker 1: in Washington to begin portions of his routine annual physical
• 1:06:59
  Speaker 1: exam at Walter Reed. The President is seventy three years old,
• 1:07:03
  Speaker 1: and the White House said he is healthy as can be.
• 1:07:08
  Speaker 1: Got to tell y'all something. Yeah, there's something wrong with
• 1:07:14
  Speaker 1: every seventy two old person, don't you believe? For woman?
• 1:07:19
  Speaker 1: But here's the problem. Let me ask y'all some And
• 1:07:23
  Speaker 1: I don't wish no eel on the man. I don't
• 1:07:26
  Speaker 1: because I don't. I don't wish eel on people because
• 1:07:29
  Speaker 1: I don't wish none on me. Right, I just but
• 1:07:32
  Speaker 1: do he look healthy to you? No? No? I mean
• 1:07:37
  Speaker 1: when you look at him, do you go, man? He health? Yeah? Yeah,
• 1:07:41
  Speaker 1: he takes he takes meds for high cholesterol. Steve cheeseburger weighs.
• 1:07:49
  Speaker 1: He weighs in at two hundred and forty three pounds.
• 1:07:51
  Speaker 1: Is BMI is thirty point four, which makes him clinically obese.
• 1:07:57
  Speaker 1: This is what is last Fiday? That was from the
• 1:08:00
  Speaker 1: last fish, the last one back in February. Damn we
• 1:08:05
  Speaker 1: got the same November. Wait what we did? We Damn?
• 1:08:11
  Speaker 1: They got the same body mission. You're not clinically OBEs? You? Wow?
• 1:08:22
  Speaker 1: But are you taller than him? And betoking the first
• 1:08:30
  Speaker 1: time you got cute on this show? That I promise,
• 1:08:34
  Speaker 1: I promise. I know for a fact I'm cutter than
• 1:08:37
  Speaker 1: Donald Trump. You're not. It's called me his ass, I know,
• 1:08:44
  Speaker 1: I ain't pretty, but I ain't Donald Trump. And what
• 1:08:48
  Speaker 1: you gonna do say Donald Trump is cut than me?
• 1:08:51
  Speaker 1: That's not gonna say that. Six three though. Yeah, guys,
• 1:08:58
  Speaker 1: donald Trump is tall. It's very Let me explain something.
• 1:09:06
  Speaker 1: I might not be as good looking as Barack Obama,
• 1:09:10
  Speaker 1: but I promise you my ass is cuted and Donald
• 1:09:14
  Speaker 1: Trump and he said cute. All right, Well you coming
• 1:09:24
  Speaker 1: up at the top of the hour. Guys, would you
• 1:09:26
  Speaker 1: rather receive a gift with a personal touch than an
• 1:09:29
  Speaker 1: expensive price tag? We'll talk about that right after this.
• 1:09:34
  Speaker 1: You're listening to show. If you're worried about the fact
• 1:09:41
  Speaker 1: that you, well, this isn't apply to you, really, Steve.
• 1:09:44
  Speaker 1: If you're worried about the fact that you can't afford
• 1:09:46
  Speaker 1: to get your loved ones a great gift this holiday season, right,
• 1:09:53
  Speaker 1: does not apply to you. Yeah, you may not have
• 1:09:56
  Speaker 1: to worry only about one Christmas and that's too Marjorie, Marjorie, Hey,
• 1:10:01
  Speaker 1: I need help with mine this year? Can you help
• 1:10:03
  Speaker 1: me with mine this year? Nope? Oh, come on, man,
• 1:10:07
  Speaker 1: because time but Tommy, every time you asked me something,
• 1:10:12
  Speaker 1: we gotta go through it over and over and over
• 1:10:15
  Speaker 1: and over and over. No, I can't help you this year. No,
• 1:10:20
  Speaker 1: I can't find nothing for seventy eight dollars. No wait, wait,
• 1:10:24
  Speaker 1: wait now, when we went to get her ring, didn't
• 1:10:26
  Speaker 1: I file instructions? I did? Didn't bought the ring in
• 1:10:33
  Speaker 1: New York. He took me in this plate, got eight
• 1:10:36
  Speaker 1: doors and ain't locking every dough till you get to
• 1:10:38
  Speaker 1: the back. It was the crazy thing I ever seen.
• 1:10:40
  Speaker 1: But I did I buy the ring. I bought it. Dude,
• 1:10:44
  Speaker 1: we get me no damn lay away or nothing, But
• 1:10:46
  Speaker 1: I did. I told you it wasn't no damn lay away.
• 1:10:50
  Speaker 1: Did he embarrassed you? You want to put something on it?
• 1:10:54
  Speaker 1: You didn't buy the ring from Walmart? We was at
• 1:11:01
  Speaker 1: New York. Was where the money was? Boy? Yeah, okay, Thomas,
• 1:11:06
  Speaker 1: what you want to know? I don't know what to get.
• 1:11:09
  Speaker 1: I don't. I really don't know what to get. You
• 1:11:13
  Speaker 1: question on the radio? What is the budget that we
• 1:11:18
  Speaker 1: deal in with? Okay? On the scene, like, I'm just okay,
• 1:11:28
  Speaker 1: between eight and ten I spend it eight and ten thousand?
• 1:11:34
  Speaker 1: Did I just say that? Yeah? Man? What the angle?
• 1:11:40
  Speaker 1: Because I'm already man about it? Come on? What I
• 1:11:42
  Speaker 1: can get with that? For you? Getting nice ass Christmas?
• 1:11:52
  Speaker 1: Give hell for ninety nine dollars, you can, you can
• 1:11:55
  Speaker 1: reserve your trip to saying it so nice. I'm just
• 1:12:02
  Speaker 1: throwing that out there for those of you that Christmas
• 1:12:06
  Speaker 1: docket stuff. So if you want to lay your people out,
• 1:12:11
  Speaker 1: go to Steve Harvey said, it's old dot com to
• 1:12:13
  Speaker 1: make somebody's Christmas worth while living. But if you got
• 1:12:17
  Speaker 1: eight to ten thousand dollars, Tommy, Wow, you could give money. Tommy,
• 1:12:24
  Speaker 1: that's a lot. Let's go down. Let's go down there.
• 1:12:26
  Speaker 1: That's a money. No. No, are you in real down? No, dog,
• 1:12:32
  Speaker 1: you cannot go down. No, especially since you told us
• 1:12:35
  Speaker 1: two married women on the show. No, sir, I just
• 1:12:39
  Speaker 1: bought a car not too long ago. Okay, I was
• 1:12:45
  Speaker 1: for that dog. That's what you. Hey, dog, welcome to
• 1:12:49
  Speaker 1: the world of balling. It's hard and yeah, and you
• 1:12:53
  Speaker 1: don't get to take off. Let's tea from balling. No,
• 1:12:57
  Speaker 1: su don't suck and he's just like a star topping. Yeah,
• 1:13:04
  Speaker 1: all that facing in front. Here we go. Now, eight
• 1:13:10
  Speaker 1: to ten thousand. This is for Christmas or birthday. Damn
• 1:13:15
  Speaker 1: they're both that they hell, they left in a month apart.
• 1:13:18
  Speaker 1: Go ahead, Christmas, that ain't got nothing to do. With
• 1:13:20
  Speaker 1: it partner, which one birthday? This is Christmas? Christmas? Okay,
• 1:13:27
  Speaker 1: have you bought the birthday yet? No? Okay, now let
• 1:13:32
  Speaker 1: me explain something to you. Uh, your your your gilts
• 1:13:39
  Speaker 1: have to build h So whatever you get her for
• 1:13:44
  Speaker 1: her birthday on Christmas you want to topic for Christmas
• 1:13:50
  Speaker 1: is first? This is first Christmas. Okay, that's right. All right,
• 1:13:58
  Speaker 1: when we come back, I'll tell you what you get,
• 1:14:01
  Speaker 1: all right? Coming up, more music, more fun, and Steve's
• 1:14:05
  Speaker 1: gonna help tell him to get his wife for beautiful
• 1:14:07
  Speaker 1: expensive Christmas gifts coming up at twenty minutes after the hour,
• 1:14:11
  Speaker 1: right after this. You're listening, all right, guys, we're back.
• 1:14:19
  Speaker 1: So is the mystery being solved? Steve, you're helping your nephew,
• 1:14:23
  Speaker 1: um wiething beautiful for Christmas. I can't tell him a
• 1:14:27
  Speaker 1: trip because she wants to open something for herself. For
• 1:14:33
  Speaker 1: Marjorie's birthday. I gave her a trip because I'm like
• 1:14:37
  Speaker 1: out of stuff to buy, so I gave trip for
• 1:14:41
  Speaker 1: her birthday. Yeah you're not, Oh, there's always stuff to buy.
• 1:14:44
  Speaker 1: I don't want to hear that. Go ahead, okay, just
• 1:14:49
  Speaker 1: skipping over Christmas. Could I get a gift for you?
• 1:14:53
  Speaker 1: Skip Christmas playing. I'm not sleeping, I'm saying tonight. Okay,
• 1:14:58
  Speaker 1: I'm not skipping. What I'm saying is could trip before
• 1:15:00
  Speaker 1: the birthday? No? No, are you crazy? Here's a deal
• 1:15:05
  Speaker 1: eight to ten thousand dollars you can get for Christmas
• 1:15:11
  Speaker 1: in foul different boxes. Two of the banging. This purses
• 1:15:19
  Speaker 1: with two of the banging, this pair of shoes, and
• 1:15:23
  Speaker 1: I'm talking about high end. Ain't no game, Tommy, What
• 1:15:29
  Speaker 1: the hell did you do? And could probably you go?
• 1:15:35
  Speaker 1: You can put fold three and three thousand two? Ain't
• 1:15:40
  Speaker 1: yea cold bag? Two cold bags and two super cold shoes,
• 1:15:45
  Speaker 1: super cold bags and super super cold shoes. All right?
• 1:15:49
  Speaker 1: And the birthday ain't got nothing to do with that?
• 1:15:52
  Speaker 1: Damn think bet not? All right? Coming up more of
• 1:15:54
  Speaker 1: the Steve Harvey Morning Show and some trending topics and
• 1:15:57
  Speaker 1: thirty three minutes after the hour. Right after this, you're
• 1:16:00
  Speaker 1: listening to the Steven Show. Well, jay Z brought in
• 1:16:05
  Speaker 1: millions for charity over the weekend with the first ever
• 1:16:09
  Speaker 1: Seawn Cotter Foundation. Galat VIPs like his wife, Beyonce, Tyler, Perry,
• 1:16:15
  Speaker 1: Meek Mill, Fat Joe, Swiss Beats and Moore showed up
• 1:16:19
  Speaker 1: at the Seminole Hard Rock Hotel and Casino in Hollywood, Florida.
• 1:16:24
  Speaker 1: They raised about six million dollars. The evening featured a
• 1:16:27
  Speaker 1: set from Alicia Keys described as an intimate, one time
• 1:16:31
  Speaker 1: only performance. Even the invites to the event were exclusive.
• 1:16:34
  Speaker 1: Jay Z sent a Dayona Rolex watches and Ace of
• 1:16:39
  Speaker 1: Spade champagne to potential attendees, oh instructing them to use
• 1:16:44
  Speaker 1: the expensive watch as a VIP wristband. Loving that, love
• 1:16:52
  Speaker 1: it all up on that okay. The Shancotter Foundation was
• 1:16:57
  Speaker 1: created by jay Z's mom, missus Miss Gloria Carter in
• 1:17:00
  Speaker 1: two thousand and three to provide with people with scholarships,
• 1:17:04
  Speaker 1: study abroad, opportunities, college workshops, and more to a low
• 1:17:08
  Speaker 1: income student. So that's really good. Wow, it was Kanye.
• 1:17:13
  Speaker 1: I didn't say he was here. Step No, I mean Tommy. No.
• 1:17:17
  Speaker 1: Why don't ever call him me again? Sorry? No, that
• 1:17:23
  Speaker 1: was my bad. Sorry. Okay. You can make a lot
• 1:17:27
  Speaker 1: of mistakes on this show, Shirley, but let that not
• 1:17:30
  Speaker 1: be one of them. Sometimes he sounds like you, step No,
• 1:17:36
  Speaker 1: he don't, No, he don't know, he don't. He don't
• 1:17:38
  Speaker 1: sound like me, Tommy. Ye, show your uncle that you
• 1:17:42
  Speaker 1: can sound like him, Shirley, ain't how he sound. It's
• 1:17:48
  Speaker 1: what he's said when okay, well, oh yeah, yeah, yeah,
• 1:17:57
  Speaker 1: it's what the words is formed. Well, I'm with you
• 1:18:01
  Speaker 1: when he writes Steve, okay, well, speaking of giving back, Steve,
• 1:18:04
  Speaker 1: you and Marjorie believing giving back as well. Um, so
• 1:18:08
  Speaker 1: you have a priority. You have an agenda for the
• 1:18:11
  Speaker 1: Harveys for coming up in twenty twenty, your foundation and everything. Yeah,
• 1:18:17
  Speaker 1: it ain't. We're not throwing the galen. You're not getting
• 1:18:21
  Speaker 1: to watch. So you're looking I'm trying to Well, I'm
• 1:18:27
  Speaker 1: just the Harveys and Carters are not playing in the
• 1:18:30
  Speaker 1: same sandbox. So if y'all can get this out your mind, man,
• 1:18:38
  Speaker 1: Steve me, I want to something. Give some watches and
• 1:18:41
  Speaker 1: invite us. You're not getting a damn watch. What identifies Well,
• 1:18:49
  Speaker 1: what we do is if you come to our events
• 1:18:52
  Speaker 1: and you give us your watch, you sit after VIP,
• 1:18:58
  Speaker 1: you better better bring one. Yeah, that's between the cars
• 1:19:03
  Speaker 1: and the harvest, just letting you know, let's just keep
• 1:19:07
  Speaker 1: it his hood his pocket. Coming up our last break
• 1:19:12
  Speaker 1: of the day and some closing remarks, and I have
• 1:19:15
  Speaker 1: an email for you, Steve, coming up at forty nine
• 1:19:19
  Speaker 1: minutes after the hour, right after this you're listening to show.
• 1:19:24
  Speaker 1: All right, it was a good day, good Tuesday, good Tuesday,
• 1:19:28
  Speaker 1: fun Tuesday. Yeah. Absolutely, man, you're not broke. Timmy, stop there,
• 1:19:35
  Speaker 1: that's been just talking to him. Well, well, all to
• 1:19:43
  Speaker 1: take that comedy holiday jam check and use that for
• 1:19:45
  Speaker 1: Christmas and then use the comedy exploding and comedy comedy
• 1:19:52
  Speaker 1: explosion on the twenty knife and use that for Birthday.
• 1:19:58
  Speaker 1: All right, guys, before we get out here, Steve, I
• 1:20:00
  Speaker 1: have an email for you from a listener in Las Vegas.
• 1:20:03
  Speaker 1: Her name is Mandy m. She says, I just want
• 1:20:06
  Speaker 1: to say I love listening to one oh five point
• 1:20:08
  Speaker 1: seven every day, mostly the Steve Harvey Morning Show, and
• 1:20:12
  Speaker 1: thank him because I'm from South Africa and he spoke
• 1:20:15
  Speaker 1: so proudly about the black people there. I live in
• 1:20:18
  Speaker 1: Vegas now for six years, but my kids are still
• 1:20:21
  Speaker 1: in Africa and it's been a struggle for me not
• 1:20:24
  Speaker 1: to see them for so long. But it's people like
• 1:20:27
  Speaker 1: Steve who keep us going in this world. Thank you
• 1:20:30
  Speaker 1: from the bottom of my heart. Thank you Jammin one
• 1:20:33
  Speaker 1: oh five point seven. Thank you Steve for your inspirational
• 1:20:37
  Speaker 1: messages every morning. When do family FEU start over there though.
• 1:20:44
  Speaker 1: We start taping decemberly leven on South Africa, and then
• 1:20:50
  Speaker 1: I go back in January to tape for Ghana, and
• 1:20:53
  Speaker 1: then I come back to the States to tape the
• 1:20:56
  Speaker 1: American version. Mandy says, Um, she just wants to let
• 1:21:01
  Speaker 1: you know how much she respects you and the things
• 1:21:04
  Speaker 1: you said about Africa the other day on your show.
• 1:21:06
  Speaker 1: And she just loves listening to one or five point
• 1:21:09
  Speaker 1: seven every day. Thank you so much. A lot of respect,
• 1:21:12
  Speaker 1: a lot of love. Yeah, thank you man. That was
• 1:21:16
  Speaker 1: very nice. Oh many do they have a Wheel of
• 1:21:20
  Speaker 1: Fortune in Africa? No? Why don't you say it that way?
• 1:21:26
  Speaker 1: I can't do that. Why are you doing family? You
• 1:21:31
  Speaker 1: know see what I'm saying. That makes some see caution.
• 1:21:33
  Speaker 1: You don't do Wheel of Fortune in the States. Too
• 1:21:36
  Speaker 1: ready for love? But I could do Wheel of Fortune
• 1:21:39
  Speaker 1: in Africa. Oh, you can't say. How are you gonna
• 1:21:42
  Speaker 1: spend the wheel with his own? You can't spend the wheel? Wait,
• 1:21:47
  Speaker 1: how are you gonna be on the game show that
• 1:21:49
  Speaker 1: you can't pronounce? I can do it. I had it
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  Speaker 1: right by time. I get that you had people to
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  Speaker 1: try to spend it with a heel of fortune people
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  Speaker 1: the balcony trying to spend what they healed, because take
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  Speaker 1: something over there that you could say, like ready to
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  Speaker 1: love or something I can do? Ready to love? Now? Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: that's it. I want you to know, thank y'all for
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  Speaker 1: watching my show because it is gonna I'm gonna ask
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  Speaker 1: you about something off there. Hey, let me leave people
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  Speaker 1: this close to me, Mark right, Okay, before it gets
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  Speaker 1: too much. I try to remind people about their own spirituality.
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  Speaker 1: It's an individual faith walk. Your relationship with God is
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  Speaker 1: very very uniquely yours. God created us all very very uniquely.
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  Speaker 1: I walk with Him is a unique walk. Our journey
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  Speaker 1: has been a unique journey. No two people have had
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  Speaker 1: the exact same lie, the exact same set of circumstances,
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  Speaker 1: in the exact same order. So with that in mind,
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  Speaker 1: your relationship with God and your walk with Him will
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  Speaker 1: be very very uniquely yours. The problem that we have
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  Speaker 1: with Christianity and walking our walks with our God and
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  Speaker 1: our faith is because we keep trying to compare ours
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  Speaker 1: to others. What I suggest to people is start your
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  Speaker 1: relationship with God. If you have not formed a daily
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  Speaker 1: relationship with him, I strongly suggest that you just start
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  Speaker 1: in your own way, approaching God on a daily basis.
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  Speaker 1: It is the beginning of your entire existing existence changing
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  Speaker 1: for the better. It can do you no harm to
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  Speaker 1: do this. Please, do not let the devil accomplish the
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  Speaker 1: one mission that he has in your life, and that
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  Speaker 1: is to rob you of your destiny. You should have
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  Speaker 1: a relationship with your creator. You should be in communication
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  Speaker 1: on a daily basis with your Creator. You who are
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  Speaker 1: feeling like you're downtrodden, those of you who feel like
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  Speaker 1: you don't have answers, those of you who think you alone,
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  Speaker 1: those of you who are feeling any form of confusion,
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  Speaker 1: And instead of saying those of you, let me change
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  Speaker 1: that and say those of us, because it's everybody that
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  Speaker 1: fits into momentary lapses of confusion, unknowing decisions you have
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  Speaker 1: to make, feeling all sadness, sometimes trying to figure it out,
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  Speaker 1: trying to discover and find the way all of this
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  Speaker 1: happens to all of us from time to time. I
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  Speaker 1: am strongly suggesting to you, as I have had to
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  Speaker 1: discover in my life, that the more you talk to God,
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  Speaker 1: the more you allow him to have a presence in
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  Speaker 1: your day, the better you are to handle and to
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  Speaker 1: cope with the decisions, the trials, the moments that occur
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  Speaker 1: in your life. God is available for you today to
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  Speaker 1: come to Him anyway you want to. You don't need
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  Speaker 1: an appointment, and God would love to hear from you.
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