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Mardis Gra/Fat Tuesday, Winter Olympics Update, Valentine's Day Plans, Black Panther and more. · The Steve Harvey Morning Show

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  Speaker 1: good morning everybody, y'all listening to the voice, and now
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  Speaker 1: God been to me? How good has He been to you?
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  Speaker 1: Just check yourself sometimes, just sit up, Just let's run
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  Speaker 1: a survey. Just look at your life where it's at.
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  Speaker 1: It might not be where you wanted to be, but
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  Speaker 1: that's probably some decisions you made. But really, though, in
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  Speaker 1: spite of all the crazy mistakes out of made, I mean, man,
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  Speaker 1: I I look back at some of the decisions I
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  Speaker 1: it's just amazing he let me live. I mean it's
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  Speaker 1: that's nothing but grace, mercy, favor all that is. That's
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  Speaker 1: what my mom a praying for me when I wasn't
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  Speaker 1: praying for myself. That had to be it, because, man,
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  Speaker 1: I can truly tell you I have made enough mistakes man,
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  Speaker 1: stuff you would never even know about, and recovered from
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  Speaker 1: them all you can too, and I don't care what
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  Speaker 1: you've done. Marvin Sapp has a song out that says
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  Speaker 1: he saw the best in me when everyone else around
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  Speaker 1: me could only see the worst in me. You know
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  Speaker 1: that that's an important song man, especially you know. I
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  Speaker 1: want to talk to men today because man, being a
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  Speaker 1: man is so so difficult. Please, no, it has been
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  Speaker 1: my quest ever since I was a little boy. My
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  Speaker 1: father had one ambition, son, I don't care what you do,
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  Speaker 1: but when I get through raising you, you will be
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  Speaker 1: a man. That's all I want you to be. And
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  Speaker 1: he never cared what I did for a living, and
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  Speaker 1: it never made a difference to him. You're going to
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  Speaker 1: be a man. Manhood is difficult. Now, ladies, just listening
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  Speaker 1: to this. I'm not saying womanhood ain't. I don't know
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  Speaker 1: what it takes to be a woman, so you know,
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  Speaker 1: I'm I'm but I do know exactly what it takes
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  Speaker 1: to be a man. So you know, sometimes when you
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  Speaker 1: talk to people on the radio, you have to preface
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  Speaker 1: things because people are just go he trying to make
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  Speaker 1: it look like womanhood ain't. No, That's not what I'm doing.
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  Speaker 1: I'm just talking to men today to explain to them
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  Speaker 1: to damn by the self and struggling trying to figure
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  Speaker 1: this thing out, that you are not alone in your
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  Speaker 1: quest for manhood. That is difficult, even though it's interesting. Yesterday,
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  Speaker 1: the Dating Game guy, he said the reason I didn't
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  Speaker 1: get to say this on the air, but I read
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  Speaker 1: his profile. He said one of the reasons he was
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  Speaker 1: still single because he was trying to find himself as
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  Speaker 1: a man. He was forted too. But I'm i gotta
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  Speaker 1: I go. I gotta tell you, man, um manhood is
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  Speaker 1: that kind of difficult, and it becomes even more compounded
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  Speaker 1: if a young boy does not have a male role model.
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  Speaker 1: I've said it a thousand times. I'll say it again.
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  Speaker 1: A young boy without a male role model is like
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  Speaker 1: an explorer without a map. Well, I have a suggestion
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  Speaker 1: for everybody that's struggling with manhood and all of the
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  Speaker 1: men out there that are men. This messages for all
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  Speaker 1: of us, and it's for me too. You know. I
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  Speaker 1: was listening to Joyce Myers the other day and um,
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  Speaker 1: she made a statement. She said, sometimes you gotta do
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  Speaker 1: the right thing, even when it feels wrong. You know.
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  Speaker 1: One of the difficulties of manhood is pure pressure and
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  Speaker 1: the misguided principles of manhood. See what God wants us
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  Speaker 1: to be as men and what we believe manhood, it
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  Speaker 1: is sometimes two different things. Give you an example. I
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  Speaker 1: wrote this book for women, right and I was telling
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  Speaker 1: them that three ways that a man shows his love,
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  Speaker 1: and I call him three p's. We profess, we protect,
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  Speaker 1: and we provide. Every man who is a man, that's
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  Speaker 1: how he exhibits love. We're not talkie talkie comforting, were
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  Speaker 1: not great nurturers. But when it comes down to to it,
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  Speaker 1: what we all want to do, what is in our
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  Speaker 1: day DNA, is to profess our love for something you
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  Speaker 1: as a woman, to protect you as a woman, and
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  Speaker 1: to provide for you as a woman. That's in our DNA. Now.
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  Speaker 1: Sometimes that gets messed up. And I'll give you an example.
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  Speaker 1: Sometimes when a boy doesn't have the proper, real role
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  Speaker 1: model in his life, he takes that principle of love
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  Speaker 1: that we all possess in us every man, the professing part,
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  Speaker 1: the protecting and the and the in a providing part,
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  Speaker 1: and we misplay it. That's why gangs exist. Gangs exist
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  Speaker 1: off those three principles. What's the first thing a gang
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  Speaker 1: member do? He professed, He claimed the hood. That's the
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  Speaker 1: first thing you do. This is my neighborhood. I'm deuce, tray,
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  Speaker 1: I'm triple h, I'm due d dude, I'm purple, I'm
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  Speaker 1: I'm red, I'm blue. The first thing they do is claim.
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  Speaker 1: That's professing. That's how we show our love. But it's
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  Speaker 1: misguided though. Now we're professing something that ain't even good
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  Speaker 1: for us. Your hood, your game, your click. Now guess what.
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  Speaker 1: Now we got to protect it. So now as a
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  Speaker 1: protection part of our love, here we go. You come
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  Speaker 1: down here, we're gonna do this to you. You go
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  Speaker 1: over there, they're gonna do that to you. You protect
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  Speaker 1: your hood. This is your turf, just all you got.
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  Speaker 1: You ain't nobody coming down here with blue owned. Can
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  Speaker 1: anybody come over here with red on? You can't come
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  Speaker 1: over here with purple on. You can't come over here
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  Speaker 1: with black and gold on. And we and we protect
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  Speaker 1: that because that's in our DNA. And then what's the
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  Speaker 1: third thing we provide? So guess what the gang need money?
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  Speaker 1: Guess what we do. We're selling drugs, We're selling women,
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  Speaker 1: we're selling guns. It go back to the same thing. Man.
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  Speaker 1: I don't know how God gave it to me that
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  Speaker 1: way when I was writing a book, but he showed
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  Speaker 1: it to me along the way. That's how men love well.
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  Speaker 1: When you don't have a role model in your life.
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  Speaker 1: Guess what not that love is misplaced, is misguided, It's
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  Speaker 1: off track. Ain't no man told you that. Really you're
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  Speaker 1: supposed to take this love and give it to a woman.
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  Speaker 1: You're really supposed to profess, protect and provide for a woman,
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  Speaker 1: not your gang set. Now you're professing your hood, repping
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  Speaker 1: a color, you're protecting your territory, shooting people driving by
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  Speaker 1: coming over you on your street. And then you provide.
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  Speaker 1: Now you are here selling drugs and guns. For the
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  Speaker 1: same thing. When a board does not have a male
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  Speaker 1: role model, he has a misguided way of looking at manhood.
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  Speaker 1: The reason I'm saying is today is cause fellas, this
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  Speaker 1: is what I'm saying. Co're tripping yourself out, man and
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  Speaker 1: find out the type of man God wants you to be.
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  Speaker 1: Here's the deal. See, God created all of us in
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  Speaker 1: his image. That means He's put some of our DNA
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  Speaker 1: in him. That's wise in your DNA to profess, protect
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  Speaker 1: and provide, because guess what, that's what God do for us,
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  Speaker 1: because we his children. God provides for us, He protects us,
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  Speaker 1: and he professes his love for us. He claims us,
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  Speaker 1: he died on the cross for us. He done all
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  Speaker 1: that for us. I'm just talking to me, and right now,
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  Speaker 1: you don't want to be in your house when the
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  Speaker 1: when the cop knocking on the dope. You want to
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  Speaker 1: be laying there pc when my doorbell rang and go
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  Speaker 1: answer because thein't no police coming over here, cause I
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  Speaker 1: ain't done nothing for them to come. You can't go
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  Speaker 1: to your dough like that when you got weed in
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  Speaker 1: the back, you got crack in the back, you got
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  Speaker 1: cocaine in the back. You can't go answering your dough.
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  Speaker 1: You hear that, you gotta start flushing tarnts and stuff. Man,
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  Speaker 1: that's crazy. I'm just telling you, man, I had to
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  Speaker 1: wake up about five years ago. I wasn't doing what
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  Speaker 1: God wanted me to do, and then he shook me.
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  Speaker 1: He said, Man, I'm gonna bring about some changes in
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  Speaker 1: your life. I'm gonna cause some things to happen that's
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  Speaker 1: gonna put you in a position. And this time you're
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  Speaker 1: gonna listen to me, because if you don't, you're gonna
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  Speaker 1: keep living in this pain you've been in. But you
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  Speaker 1: put yourself in this pain. I owe no blame to
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  Speaker 1: no one else but myself. Please know, I know that.
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  Speaker 1: And that's how we really get to manhood. When you
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  Speaker 1: figure out what you hadn't done wrong. You can't blame
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  Speaker 1: this on none of your exes because you're a man.
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  Speaker 1: You can't go my ex dear this. No, No, you're
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  Speaker 1: a man. Partner. You gotta take responsibility for yours and
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  Speaker 1: yours alone. If you got kids, you got to get
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  Speaker 1: to him some kind of way. Write him a letter,
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  Speaker 1: send them the money. If she won't let you see it,
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  Speaker 1: for the money, whatever, send the money to a mama.
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  Speaker 1: Do what you're supposed to do as a man. Do
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  Speaker 1: what God wants you to do, man, because he's not
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  Speaker 1: letting us off the hook for what we're supposed to
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  Speaker 1: be just because you ain't doing it. And if you
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  Speaker 1: do it, you turn your life around. Just holding that
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  Speaker 1: the fellas today that saw sorry about that. You're listening, ladies, gentlemen,
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  Speaker 1: boys and girls. This is the Steve Harvey Morning Show.
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  Speaker 1: This is Winter Olympic Headquarters. I am watching Winter Olympics.
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  Speaker 1: So congratulations. USA is on the board with some gold medals.
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  Speaker 1: I mean some medals right now. Uh the medal count.
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  Speaker 1: I don't know exactly. I just watch it, you know,
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  Speaker 1: as a as a you know, just a conservative watcher.
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  Speaker 1: I'm not a fanatic about it, but I do watch it.
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  Speaker 1: I love all the Olympics. I watched Little Red when
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  Speaker 1: in the first gold medal, seventeen years old. The little
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  Speaker 1: boy wanted his gold medal. He didn't even really know
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  Speaker 1: what hell going on. I didn't want to do seven team. Man,
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  Speaker 1: he won this medal. He he don't even really know
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  Speaker 1: what's really going on. Yeah, but he want to go. Uh.
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  Speaker 1: They took off. I believe the ice skating team took
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  Speaker 1: a silver medal in the team and that was good. Uh,
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  Speaker 1: but I thought that the American dude got ripped off.
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  Speaker 1: Good morning, y'all. I'm sorry, I'm just going on and
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  Speaker 1: on about mom morning. I think we have four medals
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  Speaker 1: right now, to gold, one silver, one bronze. How's our
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  Speaker 1: speed skater doing? But no, um, I don't know the
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  Speaker 1: mommy are you watching mommy? Curlin Steve, it ain't it
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  Speaker 1: ain't really got underway good yet. But I watches that though,
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  Speaker 1: watches that hang in the air like I wasn't confused.
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  Speaker 1: Confused has nothing to do with confusion. Was understand when
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  Speaker 1: he and he watches Donaldson, Hey, Julie, Well, the reason
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  Speaker 1: why they want to get specific with the metal count,
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  Speaker 1: it's because it could change. Yeah, you know every day.
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  Speaker 1: That's true, because they had what is it a day, Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: they're a day and a half or something ahead of other.
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  Speaker 1: And then well we got a silver medal in delusion.
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  Speaker 1: We've never medaled in louse before ever. I think it's
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  Speaker 1: just that little slid, that little thing you made back
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  Speaker 1: on first first and you come barreling down that. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: they got another one where you where you on your
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  Speaker 1: stomach and your head first. I'm not doing that one.
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  Speaker 1: I'm not doing either one of ankle off first or something.
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  Speaker 1: Can't just tear my out. But I'm trying to get
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  Speaker 1: the skater's name that they ripped off. Man, the little
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  Speaker 1: dude from America? Is it Adam ripping? Oh? The first
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  Speaker 1: openly gay couple at the Olympics. Is that what? Well,
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  Speaker 1: I didn't know he was a couple. I don't dating
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  Speaker 1: in a team. He skated his yeah he did, and
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  Speaker 1: and uh and they gave this dude a tenth of
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  Speaker 1: a point better than him. That was horrible, man, that
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  Speaker 1: that dude really beat that dude. Oh so he got
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  Speaker 1: snub Yeah, all right, listen, coming up something funny happy
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  Speaker 1: Marty Grass by the way, Uh, we're gonna give you
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  Speaker 1: guys some questions about Marty Gras, things like that when
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  Speaker 1: these questions. Uh, she wants to ask you today Today's
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  Speaker 1: Marty Grads Fat Tuesday. You know, some wild stuff goes
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  Speaker 1: down during Mrty Grass. I want to stay fellas, be
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  Speaker 1: very careful answering these questions. It's some people down there
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  Speaker 1: serious about this thing. Hill And then I'm gonna take
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  Speaker 1: a little jokey jokes. It's not what you think. I'm
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  Speaker 1: just saying these people down that they're serious about this
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  Speaker 1: Marty crawl man and down there being wallets mobile out.
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  Speaker 1: They started, Why did you Why did you issue the
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  Speaker 1: warning Stephen, because I've been on stage down there a
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  Speaker 1: long time ago cracking on Morty craw Uh uh uh
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  Speaker 1: didn't go good. I didn't know black people was passionate
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  Speaker 1: about it like that. Oh but you know now, oh man,
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  Speaker 1: I just like pulling the shirt up. That's all. That's
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  Speaker 1: your own, not mad. No, I like going to the beads,
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  Speaker 1: to the latest straight up. Okay, yeah, what I meant ample, Okay, Carlo,
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  Speaker 1: you go ahead and ask the guys you wanted to
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  Speaker 1: ask the guys these questions, Steve, Tommy Junior Jay. If
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  Speaker 1: you had a free pass once a year to wild
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  Speaker 1: out and do anything you wanted to do, what would
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  Speaker 1: you do? What kind of question is this in? It's
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  Speaker 1: a question, Steve? Did you did you? What did you do?
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  Speaker 1: Did you say? I can do whatever I want? You
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  Speaker 1: ain't got nobody holding you? Okay, answer no, you can ask.
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  Speaker 1: I just want to question. I get to do whatever
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  Speaker 1: I want, right, get a free path. What go first?
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  Speaker 1: And why is that? Jack? I like white women? What? What?
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  Speaker 1: How do you think you? Junior? What about you? I
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  Speaker 1: can't see this? This is love The single dudes is
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  Speaker 1: always interesting. J Let's go jor Okay, Well, first of all,
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  Speaker 1: if I'm going down to Marty gral And, I can
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  Speaker 1: do whatever I want while whatever I want, whatever, I'm
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  Speaker 1: gonna be sitting on a kingcake with a chip, We're
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  Speaker 1: gonna already be in cake. Now. That's why marriage, no judgment,
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  Speaker 1: not to your face, everybody ground, yeah me, you do
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  Speaker 1: the word. And Halley then went to Marty ground were
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  Speaker 1: on bourbon, swinging out that window of that strip club
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  Speaker 1: up top. That's what we're doing back in forth. What
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  Speaker 1: you're gonna be with halle Berry and all you're gonna
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  Speaker 1: do is get your ass in a swing. I'm team
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  Speaker 1: Tommy loud Speaker is behind JA. We nake it though,
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  Speaker 1: Jack alway down everything I do naked. I thought that
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  Speaker 1: come what I say, But that's a giver park over here.
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  Speaker 1: You can just go down. That's how you get arrested.
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  Speaker 1: Trying to get arrested. Get some time, all right, big dog,
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  Speaker 1: hurry up first, see from your heart though, man, Come on,
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  Speaker 1: I'm gonna need a mask, facial head mask, lips can't
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  Speaker 1: be out mush but you can't you won't. And I'm
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  Speaker 1: gonna need some gloves. I'm gonna need some gloves. What's that?
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  Speaker 1: And I'm gonna need a lot of baby all take
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  Speaker 1: that baby oil wherever you go. I'm gonna need about
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  Speaker 1: up and fuming. Come on, come on, so far we
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  Speaker 1: got masks, baby on the else? What's going downs? Look
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  Speaker 1: like the terminator right now? Yeah? Say, are you dreaming it?
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  Speaker 1: Just tell you right now. I'm gonna immediately have to
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  Speaker 1: ask for forgiveness. I'm gonna have to find a church,
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  Speaker 1: throw myself on the altar. I'm talking about chest up
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  Speaker 1: to heaven es, wide mouth, Holly, forgive me Lord Quilly.
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  Speaker 1: Then after that, I'm gonna have to take a trip
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  Speaker 1: to Merchael forgive Muslims around that big place that they
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  Speaker 1: go to over there. I have to walk with them.
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  Speaker 1: Then I'm gonna need some Jewish people to take me
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  Speaker 1: to the whaling Wall? Are you going to all? Yeah?
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  Speaker 1: I gotta go get clear called what I've been doing?
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  Speaker 1: This mask on? Can you give us a hit? Yeah?
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  Speaker 1: We know nothing? Now what? Oh? No, get the men,
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  Speaker 1: get it. Who's gonna be on the ituld just be
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  Speaker 1: damn shape. All right, well now we know yeah, yeah, alright,
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  Speaker 1: coming up, No, no, I think we got it all
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  Speaker 1: coming up at the top, I mean coming up right
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  Speaker 1: after this. It's nephew Tommy's prank phone call. We're gonna
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  Speaker 1: run it back right after this. You're listening to the
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  Speaker 1: of course, but right now it is time for the
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  Speaker 1: nephew to run that brankback nap. What you got small favor, Shirley,
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  Speaker 1: small favor? You know? You know I me and you
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  Speaker 1: need no small favor. That's run that. Hello, I'm trying
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  Speaker 1: to reach VICKI Mr Vick, Hey, Vicky, how are you doing.
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  Speaker 1: Are you the Are you the niece of of uh? Uh?
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  Speaker 1: I think it's ain't ain't your aunt? Yes? Okay? And
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  Speaker 1: you you know now you aren't passed away. I mean
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  Speaker 1: I mean years ago, y'all passed. It was about five
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  Speaker 1: they gave me your phone number. Did you guys we're
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  Speaker 1: a in a Did they have a bit of a
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  Speaker 1: special casket for her? Yeah, okay, that's what we're kind
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  Speaker 1: of going through with my sister. We ordered a special
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  Speaker 1: casket for for for my sister, and uh, I'm assuming
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  Speaker 1: this is the same thing that you guys went through.
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  Speaker 1: I called several of her, her children, but I wasn't
• 23:23
  Speaker 1: able to get in touch with anybody. But the funeral
• 23:25
  Speaker 1: home actually had your name on file as well, so
• 23:28
  Speaker 1: they gave me your number where I would be able
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  Speaker 1: to talk to you. Is that is that? Okay? Yeah,
• 23:33
  Speaker 1: that's okay. You can speak to me, but you know,
• 23:36
  Speaker 1: let things be a problem. Well listen, uh we we
• 23:39
  Speaker 1: the the funeral is actually in two days and we
• 23:43
  Speaker 1: ordered one of those special caskets, but it doesn't look
• 23:47
  Speaker 1: like it's gonna be in for another week, so you know,
• 23:50
  Speaker 1: it's almost like we're gonna we're gonna we're not gonna
• 23:52
  Speaker 1: have a casket for her. Um, you know, for the funeral,
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  Speaker 1: and you know that, like I said, the funeral home
• 23:59
  Speaker 1: told us about you know that, you guys were the
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  Speaker 1: last ones that ordered a casket of that size, and
• 24:05
  Speaker 1: you know, me and the rest of the family has
• 24:07
  Speaker 1: been you know, we've been trying to figure out what
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  Speaker 1: to do and what to do. Do you think it's
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  Speaker 1: any way possible we can borrow the casket that your
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  Speaker 1: ain't is in, and then when the casket comes in
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  Speaker 1: and we ordered, we can put her in that casket
• 24:24
  Speaker 1: and put her back down to rest like she's always been.
• 24:27
  Speaker 1: Do you think that's? Excuse me? Hello, hello, you think
• 24:33
  Speaker 1: could you repeat yourself? What exactly are you asking me? Well,
• 24:37
  Speaker 1: what I'm saying is, do you think we can borrow
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  Speaker 1: your ain't casket? Because you know, the funerals in two
• 24:43
  Speaker 1: days and the casket is not gonna be in in
• 24:46
  Speaker 1: order for us to be able to bury her in
• 24:48
  Speaker 1: a in a casket for you know, to accommodate her size.
• 24:51
  Speaker 1: That's what I'm asking. What kind of that you're talking about?
• 24:56
  Speaker 1: First of all, who is this? Okay? No, my name
• 24:59
  Speaker 1: is Larry, Like I say, my name is Larry. I
• 25:00
  Speaker 1: got you, I got you guys like I said, I
• 25:03
  Speaker 1: tried to call some of her kids, but nobody ever
• 25:05
  Speaker 1: picked up when I called yea her nieces number all
• 25:10
  Speaker 1: file to you. You are her niece, Vicky, right, Yes,
• 25:14
  Speaker 1: I am. Okay, that's what I'm saying. Do you think
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  Speaker 1: that maybe you can talk to the children and see
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  Speaker 1: if we can maybe used that particular casket? Okay, wait
• 25:24
  Speaker 1: a minute, what the talking about this? The First of all,
• 25:27
  Speaker 1: who who is this? You? You gotta be losing your
• 25:30
  Speaker 1: mind if you think I'm gonna let you dig up
• 25:33
  Speaker 1: my any just to bury yourself stuff. But I understand
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  Speaker 1: where you come from. But what I'm trying to say
• 25:38
  Speaker 1: is that we don't have a casket big enough and
• 25:41
  Speaker 1: they were they they let us know that you guys
• 25:43
  Speaker 1: were the last ones that had a casket that you
• 25:46
  Speaker 1: know you're gonna do with us? Dash? You don't trying
• 25:49
  Speaker 1: stuff figuring out? Have you? No? No? Well? Okay, first
• 25:53
  Speaker 1: of all, what I'm trying to do is this. The
• 25:56
  Speaker 1: family been grieving pretty hard and I just wanted to
• 25:58
  Speaker 1: make sure that the funeral will be right, and it
• 26:00
  Speaker 1: ain't gonna be right. Don't bring my family gonna feel
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  Speaker 1: dig in my any of you show they don't call
• 26:07
  Speaker 1: me with this. Who is the funeral home that gave
• 26:12
  Speaker 1: you my number to add me to use the cassket
• 26:15
  Speaker 1: so you can bury your sister. Who is the name
• 26:18
  Speaker 1: of that person? I can't remember, but it was it
• 26:20
  Speaker 1: was It was a guy. The funeral director let me
• 26:22
  Speaker 1: know that you guys had went through a situation where
• 26:25
  Speaker 1: you had to bury your your your your aunt. Like
• 26:27
  Speaker 1: I said, I tried to call what's your name again?
• 26:31
  Speaker 1: My name is Larry? Okay, Larry? This is this is
• 26:33
  Speaker 1: the stupid I don't know what give you my phone
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  Speaker 1: number to call me asking you just done? Can you
• 26:39
  Speaker 1: believe they call her asking me to can dig up
• 26:44
  Speaker 1: they can bury that don't have a casset? Hello, No, no,
• 26:50
  Speaker 1: what what's your fault? No? I understand it's not your fault.
• 26:54
  Speaker 1: What I'm trying to say is what y'all show some
• 26:56
  Speaker 1: sympathy and some love for me and my family going
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  Speaker 1: through because we're don't have a cask Like I say,
• 27:02
  Speaker 1: my sister, my souster wasn't was you know, if the
• 27:04
  Speaker 1: heaven was a heavinshep good. You know. My conduleces go
• 27:08
  Speaker 1: out to you and your family. You know, I'm trying
• 27:10
  Speaker 1: to be as reserve as I can with this whole situation.
• 27:14
  Speaker 1: But do you understand what kind of stupid you're asking
• 27:17
  Speaker 1: me right now to actually dig up my un Whose armed,
• 27:21
  Speaker 1: who's been? And what I'm for fun? Yes, because bury
• 27:24
  Speaker 1: your sister. Let me ask you this like this were you,
• 27:32
  Speaker 1: you ain't ain't gonna know she ain't don't know where
• 27:34
  Speaker 1: you for you to say to me like what I
• 27:40
  Speaker 1: don't you're smoking on you smoking crack? What I don't know?
• 27:47
  Speaker 1: First of all, you know what I First of all,
• 27:49
  Speaker 1: I appreciate you trying to work with me, but I
• 27:51
  Speaker 1: want to say this you you don't even have the
• 27:53
  Speaker 1: authority to make that decision if you give me one
• 27:56
  Speaker 1: of the numbers to one of your cousins. The couple.
• 28:00
  Speaker 1: Really trying to be nice and be calm, but guess what,
• 28:03
  Speaker 1: we're not doing this stupid. I'm trying to be nice
• 28:06
  Speaker 1: to you and tell and trying to help you out,
• 28:08
  Speaker 1: but no, you want me to get ignorant and ask
• 28:10
  Speaker 1: stupid with you. I was trying to be nice and sympathetic,
• 28:13
  Speaker 1: but we're not doing it. I'm not giving you another
• 28:16
  Speaker 1: I got the authority to tell you right now, we're
• 28:20
  Speaker 1: not digging up so you can bury yourselfs Okay, so
• 28:24
  Speaker 1: so so so so, that's just it. I can't talk
• 28:26
  Speaker 1: to now. That's it. Now you aren't talking to over,
• 28:29
  Speaker 1: You're talking to me. Okay, I got I got, I
• 28:31
  Speaker 1: got something else. I need to tell you though, I need,
• 28:33
  Speaker 1: I need to tell you something else or you listen,
• 28:35
  Speaker 1: but tell me. I want to tell you this. This
• 28:38
  Speaker 1: is nephew Tommy from the Steve Harvey Morning It's your Vicky.
• 28:42
  Speaker 1: Your sister Sheila got me to prank phone. Called you hub.
• 28:47
  Speaker 1: Who is this again? Biggy? Think this is a nephew
• 28:54
  Speaker 1: Tommy from the Steve Harvey Morning Show. Your sister Sheila
• 28:58
  Speaker 1: got me to prank phone. Oh you oh oh yeah,
• 29:05
  Speaker 1: you got me over? Y'all worked up? I'm gonna played
• 29:11
  Speaker 1: any much. She ain't. I got one more thing to
• 29:13
  Speaker 1: ask you, baby. What is the baddest and I mean
• 29:16
  Speaker 1: the baddest radio show in the land, Steve hars More
• 29:20
  Speaker 1: Show for y'all anybody keep on? Yeah, I just just
• 29:28
  Speaker 1: gonna happen. Yeah. You never know when you're gonna need
• 29:32
  Speaker 1: a cask. Let's just get yourself. You never know when
• 29:38
  Speaker 1: you go. You would be shot on cast because you
• 29:39
  Speaker 1: never know when you're gonna need one. This is crazy,
• 29:44
  Speaker 1: you know. Don't say it till you've been in the situation.
• 29:47
  Speaker 1: Wait till y'all get you where y'all need a cast.
• 29:50
  Speaker 1: We'll be dead. I'm not gonna really care. Won't he
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  Speaker 1: do it? Won't we do it? Frank C D is
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  Speaker 1: in Wall Mart right now. I get your copy. Won't
• 30:01
  Speaker 1: he do it? That is me church pranking church people.
• 30:04
  Speaker 1: That's what I do. I prank them to the highest
• 30:07
  Speaker 1: of highest prank stivity, and I do it and I
• 30:09
  Speaker 1: tried to do it. Well, won't he do it? Pranks?
• 30:11
  Speaker 1: C D? Walmart Whirl? Why what exactly? Wow? And Jay,
• 30:21
  Speaker 1: you didn't know this, but he actually went to class
• 30:24
  Speaker 1: to try and get his ws together, but he failed,
• 30:27
  Speaker 1: miserably failed. Didn't work out. We sent him in the winter. Yeah,
• 30:37
  Speaker 1: all right, coming up at the top of the hour,
• 30:39
  Speaker 1: MS and will be here. You're listening to the Steve
• 30:42
  Speaker 1: Harvey Morning Show. Alright, guys, the first black US Olympic
• 30:48
  Speaker 1: speed skater advances to the quarterfinals. Don't you love the
• 30:52
  Speaker 1: sound of that headline? Yes, ten USA speed skater Mommy
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  Speaker 1: Biney continue to make history. Yeah, my may Biny continues
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  Speaker 1: to make history as she advances to the five hundred
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  Speaker 1: meter quarterfinals. Love her energy. She's just so bubbly and
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  Speaker 1: just sweet and happy. She's just like yes, yes, yes,
• 31:15
  Speaker 1: the other damn yeah. The first black woman to qualify
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  Speaker 1: for US Olympic speed skating skating team. And now she
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  Speaker 1: has a shot today to advanced to the semi finals.
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  Speaker 1: She's eighteen years old. She secured her and her energy.
• 31:35
  Speaker 1: She is so bubbly and fun and excited and happy
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  Speaker 1: to be there. Um. She secured her her spot with
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  Speaker 1: a time of forty three point six hundred and sixty
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  Speaker 1: five seconds. Wow, that's fast. Yeah, man, I usually don't.
• 31:53
  Speaker 1: I usually don't miss the major's. I missed that. You
• 31:56
  Speaker 1: know I'm gonna be our own reportable for the Olympics. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: I'm gonna do it because you know, Matt Larry, he
• 32:04
  Speaker 1: couldn't make it this year. Some so Mike, Mike, Mike
• 32:11
  Speaker 1: Terko is over there and he's doing an excellent job.
• 32:14
  Speaker 1: But they sent out broker to out all look bad
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  Speaker 1: in the skull cap. Man, all look bad in the
• 32:23
  Speaker 1: skull cap, and he's gained that way back. He's too
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  Speaker 1: big to be on the ice. But but I lost
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  Speaker 1: it back to go ahead. Try you go crazy all
• 32:40
  Speaker 1: over there in the cold with that skull cap on.
• 32:46
  Speaker 1: Don't look like a dead snowman. Damn man, come over man,
• 32:54
  Speaker 1: because Mike Terko was laying it out. Man, he's doing
• 32:58
  Speaker 1: a great job covering everything. Holders over there too, she
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  Speaker 1: looked good. Love her. I love this new team they have.
• 33:06
  Speaker 1: I just love that. I'm NBC. NBC should have took me.
• 33:09
  Speaker 1: You know what NB should have did. They should have
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  Speaker 1: cut a deal. But I don't want to live in
• 33:13
  Speaker 1: New York. You don't have enough job so that I
• 33:17
  Speaker 1: leave something though, I have to cut something loose. But
• 33:20
  Speaker 1: if they you know, i'd go up there and do
• 33:21
  Speaker 1: to Today Today Show. I don't know. They probably think
• 33:24
  Speaker 1: I don't talk up. You'd have to cut something loose?
• 33:28
  Speaker 1: What would Yeah? I want to hear that. I know
• 33:31
  Speaker 1: you've been I say that radio show, I know you've
• 33:33
  Speaker 1: been stuff that well it is. That's the thing that's
• 33:41
  Speaker 1: in therect conflict with you today, in direct conflict. Come
• 33:49
  Speaker 1: on at six, and what is that's gonna do? I'm
• 33:52
  Speaker 1: going to New York with him. You're gonna be a writer.
• 33:58
  Speaker 1: I'm I'm gonna go anyway. I don't know. I don't.
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  Speaker 1: I wouldn't know. I don't think that really has an
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  Speaker 1: appeal to me. That's not the format that I would
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  Speaker 1: excel in. You gotta get up real early, Steve, that
• 34:14
  Speaker 1: I don't bother me. You're the one is somebody talking
• 34:19
  Speaker 1: about problems getting up? Really was that had trouble with
• 34:24
  Speaker 1: my Mike? What's that? Jay? We talked. I'm I'm saying
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  Speaker 1: it and I'm sticking with it. He was here for
• 34:36
  Speaker 1: two hours. It might trouble, but we're seeing that. Hey,
• 34:43
  Speaker 1: stuff happening. Thank you really for staking up for me,
• 34:47
  Speaker 1: making excuses for him. Sure, you always do that. You
• 34:50
  Speaker 1: always make excuses for people. Stuff happened. Steve Is here's
• 34:55
  Speaker 1: good people with more of today's headlines. All right, you
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  Speaker 1: gotta introduce her. Steve, Well, you just did it. Lazy
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  Speaker 1: gym and ms and is here with more today's headline
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  Speaker 1: go aheads. Okay, thank you, everybody. This is entered for
• 35:09
  Speaker 1: the news. President Trump unveiled to his twenty nineteen budget
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  Speaker 1: proposals yesterday. It calls for increased spending on the military.
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  Speaker 1: Military was totally depleted, and we will have a military
• 35:21
  Speaker 1: like we've never had before. Also money for border security
• 35:24
  Speaker 1: and the opioid crisis. However, most of the document already
• 35:27
  Speaker 1: basically null and void, since the Congress passed its own
• 35:30
  Speaker 1: spending bill last night last week you may remember calling
• 35:32
  Speaker 1: for many of the same things. However, there would be
• 35:34
  Speaker 1: some changes. The presidents long awaited one and a half
• 35:37
  Speaker 1: a trillion dollar plan would upgrade the nation's roads and rails,
• 35:41
  Speaker 1: but it would change the formula for the funding. For instance,
• 35:44
  Speaker 1: while some highway projects are funded like eight twenty, with
• 35:48
  Speaker 1: the fits playing the lion share of that money, the
• 35:51
  Speaker 1: White House's proposal would flip that, with the financial burden
• 35:55
  Speaker 1: onto the states and local governments of the states and
• 35:57
  Speaker 1: governments would have to pay eight percent of what they need,
• 36:00
  Speaker 1: and the government went on the federal govern would only pay.
• 36:03
  Speaker 1: The Democrats say that kind of bill would be dead
• 36:04
  Speaker 1: on arrival in the Congress because states and local governments
• 36:07
  Speaker 1: don't have any money. The Trump administration also seeking to
• 36:10
  Speaker 1: make changes in the current food stamp program, changes that
• 36:13
  Speaker 1: would see the people who received that aid given far
• 36:15
  Speaker 1: less control over the food they can choose to buy.
• 36:20
  Speaker 1: Two more Baltimore cops convicted of corruption charges and prosecutors
• 36:23
  Speaker 1: say they were members of a rogue firearms police unit
• 36:25
  Speaker 1: that prosecutors say robbed drug dealers, conducted the illegal searches,
• 36:29
  Speaker 1: covered up their crimes, and claimed unearned overtime. Puerto Rico's
• 36:33
  Speaker 1: efforts to rebuild its power grids suffered a set back
• 36:36
  Speaker 1: this week, now five months after her came a rear
• 36:38
  Speaker 1: raped over the island, a fire broke out in the
• 36:40
  Speaker 1: substation early this early Monday morning, actually Sunday night, early morning,
• 36:44
  Speaker 1: knocking out power to a number of homes and businesses.
• 36:46
  Speaker 1: Local officials say, though a lot of that power has
• 36:48
  Speaker 1: been restored. Sad news, singer Victimone has died. Victimon made
• 36:52
  Speaker 1: thousands of recordings over the years, and he provided a
• 36:54
  Speaker 1: lot of the background music in the movie Good Fellas,
• 36:57
  Speaker 1: if you remember hearing this in the back as they're
• 36:58
  Speaker 1: talking about killing people. Victimone, born in Brooklyn, died on
• 37:03
  Speaker 1: Sunday in Miami Beach at age nine. And finally, portraits
• 37:08
  Speaker 1: of former President Obama and First Lady Michelle Obama now
• 37:11
  Speaker 1: hanging inside the National Portrait Gallery. Each was painted by
• 37:14
  Speaker 1: a different artist, but both were black, and Mr Obama
• 37:17
  Speaker 1: joked about how he tried to get the artists who
• 37:19
  Speaker 1: painted him to make some changes. I tried to negotiate
• 37:22
  Speaker 1: less gray hair, and is artistic integrity would not allow
• 37:30
  Speaker 1: him to do what I asked. I tried to negotiate
• 37:34
  Speaker 1: smaller ears and that didn't either. They're on my Facebook page.
• 37:38
  Speaker 1: We'll be back with more entertainment in today's trending topics
• 37:40
  Speaker 1: at twenty seconds after on the Steve Harvey Morning Show.
• 37:43
  Speaker 1: You're listening to the Steve Harvey Show. As we mentioned today,
• 37:48
  Speaker 1: is Marty Gray. It's that Tuesday and tomorrow is Valentine's Day.
• 37:54
  Speaker 1: Balantine's I've said it once and I've said it again. Balantine.
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  Speaker 1: The guys listen up. Yeah, Steve recently broke down some
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  Speaker 1: Valentine's Day dudes and don't well, can I just say
• 38:09
  Speaker 1: that I'm I'm set for tomorrow. Yeah, I'd have made
• 38:14
  Speaker 1: the plans. I tell you about it, But she might
• 38:18
  Speaker 1: be listening and it'll blow the surprise. But it ain't really,
• 38:21
  Speaker 1: But huh what doing? I'm gonna do something nice, man,
• 38:27
  Speaker 1: not really nothing expensive, just really nice and thoughtful. What what?
• 38:31
  Speaker 1: What bothers me calling? When he says, I'm not gonna
• 38:33
  Speaker 1: really spend no money, I'm just gonna do something night.
• 38:35
  Speaker 1: But when he say that, that's still seven eight thousand.
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  Speaker 1: Now it's reality. I'm not hating on it. I'm just
• 38:43
  Speaker 1: saying that what we're telling us, you just doing some night,
• 38:50
  Speaker 1: something nice and some flowers and a car. That's something okay,
• 38:53
  Speaker 1: that can't happen that, you know, I'm gonna get flowers.
• 38:58
  Speaker 1: Flowers dot com thing cut everyone, she gonna sheep plugging. Yeah,
• 39:05
  Speaker 1: she don't get flowers. Ain't no doubt about that in
• 39:08
  Speaker 1: several places. Ain't no doubt about Now that's so romantic, Steve,
• 39:12
  Speaker 1: Now that I like, what's wrong with the flowers? Wait,
• 39:17
  Speaker 1: wait a minute, in several places. I gotta fix that's
• 39:24
  Speaker 1: very romantic. I gotta fixed up. Yeah, man yourself. So
• 39:28
  Speaker 1: how many different rooms is flowers? He dog? First of
• 39:32
  Speaker 1: all the house. The house is gonna be dubbed with
• 39:35
  Speaker 1: her flavor favorite flowers. Okay. So if I put flowers
• 39:38
  Speaker 1: in the kitchen and she to the first one, let
• 39:43
  Speaker 1: me playing something. Don't bring your little flowers over here. No,
• 39:47
  Speaker 1: I'm just asked. Go ahead. If I buy my wife
• 39:50
  Speaker 1: some flowers and I put him in the in the
• 39:52
  Speaker 1: big family room, I got some flowers. Now when she
• 39:55
  Speaker 1: goes to the bathroom, Kate, I just moved and flying
• 39:57
  Speaker 1: to the bathroom. You make a big moves whenever she go,
• 40:02
  Speaker 1: would she go? I get tired. I tell my son, well,
• 40:07
  Speaker 1: your mama go take these flowers over you showed. And
• 40:14
  Speaker 1: do you know that Jay is single, be doing nothing
• 40:19
  Speaker 1: this Valentine's Day? So keep on listening to Team Tommy.
• 40:25
  Speaker 1: Yet you can take a picture of those flowers and
• 40:28
  Speaker 1: spread them over the house. Tommy being cheap and just
• 40:36
  Speaker 1: put flowers in her bathroom, in her bedroom, in the kitchen,
• 40:42
  Speaker 1: in the family room, and whatever room she frequents. Okay,
• 40:45
  Speaker 1: so if I got a dozen, do I just break
• 40:47
  Speaker 1: them up and move rods. Listen, listen, Tommy, you're hopeless.
• 40:53
  Speaker 1: Comedy Roulette is coming up next. We'll be back at
• 40:56
  Speaker 1: thirty after Wants. You are listening to the Steve Harvey
• 41:01
  Speaker 1: Morning Show. Alright, guys, here we go. It is time
• 41:05
  Speaker 1: for comedy Roulette. J. Please explain, very simple. We do
• 41:08
  Speaker 1: this every week. It's very simple, very damn simple. Give
• 41:11
  Speaker 1: us five subjects. Put those five subjects on a wheel.
• 41:15
  Speaker 1: Spun the wheel, spun it fun, Bunny, the wheels stop.
• 41:20
  Speaker 1: We do the damn Okay, alright, well let's go. Let's
• 41:25
  Speaker 1: get the spunning ben J. You know spunning classes. I'm
• 41:32
  Speaker 1: taking one right now. Alright, alright, here we go. Number one,
• 41:39
  Speaker 1: ice cream, number number two, all that fried food. Number three,
• 41:49
  Speaker 1: nice easter suit. Okay, we're still easter. It's not because
• 41:58
  Speaker 1: it's not even easter. You tell the number four. I
• 42:02
  Speaker 1: didn't get dumped and I'll tell you why, and then
• 42:06
  Speaker 1: number five, number five things weed smokers say. Give me
• 42:11
  Speaker 1: that one. Let me come on, weed smoke, Come on,
• 42:19
  Speaker 1: weed smoke. Oh no, till four. I didn't get dumped,
• 42:27
  Speaker 1: and I'll tell you why. Right, I ain't get dumb.
• 42:31
  Speaker 1: Day well, okay, right before Valentine's Day. I want to
• 42:36
  Speaker 1: if you stutter when you said no, no, no, no,
• 42:38
  Speaker 1: no no no. I didn't get dumb. No no, no
• 42:41
  Speaker 1: no no. You understand if it's said like that, No,
• 42:45
  Speaker 1: I can't get dumped. I can't dumb. I'll tell you
• 42:49
  Speaker 1: what I thought about this, and I'm gonna tell you
• 42:54
  Speaker 1: right now. For me personally, I've never been dumped. She left,
• 43:00
  Speaker 1: she left. I ain't get she live doctors, when you
• 43:08
  Speaker 1: sit down at the table and talk it over, and
• 43:12
  Speaker 1: she left. I didn't get dump. I didn't get dumped.
• 43:17
  Speaker 1: She said that she was joining the service, so she's
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  Speaker 1: gonna be gone for about She just didn't. Won't you
• 43:24
  Speaker 1: know what I'm saying. I ain't get dumped though, No,
• 43:26
  Speaker 1: she she going to the Marines. No, we're playing comedy roulette.
• 43:33
  Speaker 1: Come on, it's Valentine's Dan. I ain't get dumped because
• 43:38
  Speaker 1: her birthday is the fifteenth. That's where he got back
• 43:43
  Speaker 1: to Mary at least you right right right. Here's something
• 43:51
  Speaker 1: you never hear a man saying, which means he got dumb.
• 43:55
  Speaker 1: She just wasn't ready for committing it. That's yeah, she
• 44:03
  Speaker 1: wasn't ready. We'll never hear you say that. I'll tell
• 44:10
  Speaker 1: you what. See. See, I ain't get dumped. Her job
• 44:14
  Speaker 1: I was changed, so now she's working nice shift days.
• 44:24
  Speaker 1: All right. I ain't get comedy really like, come on, nephew,
• 44:28
  Speaker 1: what you got Look, I ain't get dumb it see
• 44:32
  Speaker 1: here to deal her mama, her mama, Neil miss Muslim,
• 44:36
  Speaker 1: and they don't see it. We can't go to church together.
• 44:39
  Speaker 1: But that's really what it was, Thine. It was you know,
• 44:45
  Speaker 1: because I go to Mount Zine, you see, but she
• 44:48
  Speaker 1: go to the Jewish. But I didn't get dumb. It's
• 44:52
  Speaker 1: just it was a religious situation. Because you read it
• 45:00
  Speaker 1: Steve Harvey, you didn't. I didn't get dump dog. She
• 45:03
  Speaker 1: always wanted to be a nun. I didn't get dunk.
• 45:16
  Speaker 1: I'm just too much man. All Right, we got time
• 45:24
  Speaker 1: for one more Steve. You want to close it out
• 45:25
  Speaker 1: comedy Roulette for today. I didn't. I didn't get dump
• 45:34
  Speaker 1: I just say no about the operation. It's open. Wow.
• 45:43
  Speaker 1: All right, if you're gonna ended on that note, happy
• 45:45
  Speaker 1: valanc Uh. Nephew Tommy has a prank phone call right
• 45:53
  Speaker 1: after this. You're listening to Steve Harvey Morning Show coming
• 45:58
  Speaker 1: up at the top of the hour, right about four
• 46:00
  Speaker 1: minutes after. It's Today's Strawberry Letter. But up next, nephew
• 46:03
  Speaker 1: is here with today's prank phone call. What you got now?
• 46:06
  Speaker 1: The draws at the retirement home? I like how you
• 46:12
  Speaker 1: saying the draw at the retirement home? Buddy, Okay, we
• 46:19
  Speaker 1: didn't got down to the draws of it. Now let's
• 46:21
  Speaker 1: go Hello, yeah, oh yeah, who's this? Who is this?
• 46:30
  Speaker 1: This is attorney David uh huh, all right, this is
• 46:35
  Speaker 1: after me, Anthony. I was giving you a call. You
• 46:39
  Speaker 1: used to work at the uh Senior Center. Then, I right, okay,
• 46:44
  Speaker 1: we got a bit of a problem here. UH are
• 46:46
  Speaker 1: you familiar with Mrs Yes, older lady, that that Caucasian
• 46:53
  Speaker 1: lady that's here at the center. Okay, now we got
• 46:57
  Speaker 1: a problem. I know you retired in UH in December,
• 47:01
  Speaker 1: but there's cleaning out her room, cleaning up her room.
• 47:05
  Speaker 1: There's been some uh men's underwear found here, and she's
• 47:09
  Speaker 1: saying that it's yours. Well, then you got a problem
• 47:12
  Speaker 1: called I don't know where the ladies are that no
• 47:15
  Speaker 1: here here at the center, sir. They're claiming that. Then
• 47:18
  Speaker 1: at the center you find the ladies and men underwear.
• 47:22
  Speaker 1: City was mad or whoever and whatever and whatever. Now,
• 47:25
  Speaker 1: I don't waste my time with that. If you're gonna
• 47:27
  Speaker 1: call somebody, call somebody to get the state now, but
• 47:30
  Speaker 1: don't waste my time with you. Have a nice day.
• 47:32
  Speaker 1: Wait just a minute, sir. I don't want to have
• 47:34
  Speaker 1: to I don't want to have to get officials to
• 47:35
  Speaker 1: come down there, your sir, Mr. Just listen. I don't
• 47:45
  Speaker 1: want I want to I want to try to do
• 47:47
  Speaker 1: this without your wife finding out. But we need I
• 47:48
  Speaker 1: got a few questions I need to ask you tell
• 47:50
  Speaker 1: your wife. Man wasting my time? Come on, call it back, dog, Hey,
• 48:07
  Speaker 1: this is ours. Please enjoy the music until I answer Hello,
• 48:16
  Speaker 1: Doris's boy. He didn't cuss up, but he keeps hanging up. So,
• 48:22
  Speaker 1: so I need I need you to help me out.
• 48:25
  Speaker 1: I want you to uh call from your phone and
• 48:30
  Speaker 1: put us on three way and say, hey, you need
• 48:32
  Speaker 1: to talk to these people. Okay, Hello, Hello, this is
• 48:38
  Speaker 1: ours Tony's right here. Um. I've told him about this
• 48:41
  Speaker 1: situation with so I just want him to clear it
• 48:43
  Speaker 1: up so you can stop calling him. Okay, yeah, so
• 48:46
  Speaker 1: I this is an attorney, David. Is he available? I
• 48:49
  Speaker 1: can speak with him? Sure, hold on the second David. Hello,
• 48:56
  Speaker 1: Mr Tony Anthony, could you possibly tell on me what's
• 49:00
  Speaker 1: going on? Why we would find your your underwear and
• 49:03
  Speaker 1: miss uh in her room? How do you know what
• 49:07
  Speaker 1: you underwear? I'm sorry, sir, I said to underwear, Sir,
• 49:13
  Speaker 1: I don't I didn't work here the younger the lady
• 49:15
  Speaker 1: is saying that it's actually your underwear that's been in
• 49:17
  Speaker 1: her room here at the retirement home. Well you got
• 49:20
  Speaker 1: the room. This is a bad time to be messing
• 49:23
  Speaker 1: with me. And where is you at anyway? Sir? I'm
• 49:26
  Speaker 1: down here at my office right now. Do you need
• 49:30
  Speaker 1: to come and see me? Yeah? I need to come
• 49:32
  Speaker 1: see you. What are you offer that what seems to
• 49:33
  Speaker 1: be the situation because I'm getting I'm getting your hostile.
• 49:37
  Speaker 1: You're sounding very hostile right now, sir, Well, I'm a
• 49:39
  Speaker 1: hostile individual. Okay, call me something about some old lady.
• 49:43
  Speaker 1: You gon call me about somebody. Call me something about
• 49:45
  Speaker 1: when you see yo. Yeah, sir, you're gonna watch your
• 49:48
  Speaker 1: tone and you're gonna talk to me like you got
• 49:50
  Speaker 1: some sense. Man. I ain't got to watch nothing. I'm
• 49:52
  Speaker 1: an old man. I ain't got to do but die.
• 49:55
  Speaker 1: I don't even pay taxes. What you want? You want
• 49:58
  Speaker 1: to do something, you go here and only do it,
• 49:59
  Speaker 1: but don't be on my normal Okay, Well, I want
• 50:01
  Speaker 1: to tell you this, sir. Yes, this is Nephew Timing
• 50:05
  Speaker 1: from the Steve Harvey Marning Show. You have been pranked
• 50:07
  Speaker 1: phone called by your girl that's standing right there with
• 50:11
  Speaker 1: your daughters. I would have kicked both of y'all. Why
• 50:15
  Speaker 1: do you do that? Time? What's wrong with you? Man? Man?
• 50:24
  Speaker 1: You know this ain't no good time for me. Man,
• 50:27
  Speaker 1: I don't have time. Man, you messing with man. I'm
• 50:30
  Speaker 1: i'm i'm I'm in the studio. I'm in New York City. Man, yak.
• 50:34
  Speaker 1: Where you get a chance when you're going back your
• 50:36
  Speaker 1: siling you stopped through tripping. Let me I'll ask you
• 50:42
  Speaker 1: put your picture on so I wouldn't know what you
• 50:44
  Speaker 1: look like next time might see you. Oh man, you
• 50:49
  Speaker 1: got you got, but you my son noticed. Woman, you
• 50:53
  Speaker 1: got the wrong one. You should have had somebody else.
• 50:58
  Speaker 1: They ain't gonna work. You couldn't get that craziest hell. Hey,
• 51:07
  Speaker 1: well I got yourself from Ms Darth. Hey, I gotta
• 51:10
  Speaker 1: ask you one more thing, Mr Anthony, What is the
• 51:13
  Speaker 1: baddest radio show in the land? Man? You know what
• 51:16
  Speaker 1: it is? All right? Man? Come on now you're not
• 51:23
  Speaker 1: then you leave your drawers somewhere. You know what I'm saying.
• 51:27
  Speaker 1: I ain't the only one that left my draws somewhere. Digia,
• 51:36
  Speaker 1: you ain't been doing nothing. What I didn't even notice?
• 51:46
  Speaker 1: What did I do with him? I had him on
• 51:50
  Speaker 1: when I left at the time at home. You can
• 51:55
  Speaker 1: get my latest prank c D in Walmart right now.
• 51:57
  Speaker 1: It's called won't he do it? It's me pranking turr
• 52:00
  Speaker 1: to people. Get your copy days. If you're timing in Walmle, okay,
• 52:05
  Speaker 1: don't tell me when you put one out, do you
• 52:07
  Speaker 1: immediately start working on the next one. Is that how
• 52:09
  Speaker 1: that goes? I'm trying. I always try to put a
• 52:11
  Speaker 1: theme together on what the next one would be, like
• 52:13
  Speaker 1: like I've been thinking about I've been thinking about like
• 52:15
  Speaker 1: school teachers, you know, and you're saying theme, You're talking
• 52:18
  Speaker 1: about the brank CD, the prank CD, like I think
• 52:25
  Speaker 1: you should do other stupid people like prank comedians because
• 52:30
  Speaker 1: they can't take a joke. Why is that, Well, because
• 52:34
  Speaker 1: we're so used to joking that come at us. We're sensitive,
• 52:40
  Speaker 1: sive and Steve Harvey cannot Oh my god, Steve present
• 52:45
  Speaker 1: coming not included what you'll do. Yeah, but like for instance,
• 52:51
  Speaker 1: he's just what you tell. You tell you text us
• 52:57
  Speaker 1: all the time. You expect us to get right back
• 53:00
  Speaker 1: to you immediately, immediately. So the other day you text
• 53:04
  Speaker 1: Monica and she texted you back. Can't talk right now.
• 53:08
  Speaker 1: I'll let you threaten. What are you talking about, Jay,
• 53:16
  Speaker 1: he can't take a joke. I quit. I quit texting
• 53:20
  Speaker 1: because I feel a certain kind of way when you
• 53:22
  Speaker 1: don't hit me back, and he don't hit you back
• 53:25
  Speaker 1: soon as soon as you expect me not to get
• 53:29
  Speaker 1: upset and please doing convenience hearing the joke telling bsiness,
• 53:33
  Speaker 1: not in the joke taking. Let's be clear, let's do
• 53:39
  Speaker 1: you know Yeah, that's right. Take your little joke over
• 53:41
  Speaker 1: there with somebody who you know up falling. Yeah, we
• 53:45
  Speaker 1: don't so we don't want to hit jokes. I don't
• 53:48
  Speaker 1: understand that to me, I'll tell you, okay, is the
• 53:56
  Speaker 1: first thing Junior is like that though, I'm what you
• 54:02
  Speaker 1: can't like that? Why would you do that? You know
• 54:09
  Speaker 1: other people, Suley, There's plenty of people out there. Did
• 54:13
  Speaker 1: we write jokes about and fault? It's way more than
• 54:19
  Speaker 1: why are you over here with your specialist? Who he
• 54:22
  Speaker 1: got time for your little antics? Seeing? Plus what you
• 54:25
  Speaker 1: think funny ain't really funny because it's telling you. That's
• 54:29
  Speaker 1: why it's not funny. It's funny how he came up with, Suley,
• 54:35
  Speaker 1: it ain't you don't never be heavy, It ain't well
• 54:38
  Speaker 1: thought out, it ain't nothing. It's just be a little
• 54:40
  Speaker 1: simple as how dare you judge joke? I can't judge
• 54:47
  Speaker 1: because I write them for a living god, girl, you're
• 54:54
  Speaker 1: not able to laugh at yourself sometimes all the time.
• 54:59
  Speaker 1: Listen coming for what coming up At the top of
• 55:01
  Speaker 1: the hour, we have today's Strawberry letter and it's one
• 55:04
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• 55:06
  Speaker 1: Didn't that be about this? You're listening to Steve Hardy
• 55:12
  Speaker 1: Morning Show. All right, well, happy Marty grad day. It
• 55:16
  Speaker 1: is Fat Tuesday, Carl. For the guys, you're from New Orleans,
• 55:19
  Speaker 1: when you've been there, spent time there, your husband's from there.
• 55:22
  Speaker 1: What's going on? I'm sorry, London grad. That's yesterday. That's Monday,
• 55:29
  Speaker 1: Marty Grass Today, Tommy Tuesday, Martyn Tusa be lonsdy Okay,
• 55:38
  Speaker 1: Tommy is there're a stupid dayDay, so stupid Mattie. Marty
• 55:55
  Speaker 1: is Tuesday in French, No, London, Losy lives. And then
• 56:02
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• 56:09
  Speaker 1: right up there with Londay. But we got to do
• 56:16
  Speaker 1: a shout out. It's Fat Tuesday, Mighty gra shout out
• 56:18
  Speaker 1: to New Orleans. We we got a lot of listeners
• 56:21
  Speaker 1: in New Orleans, Alabama. Yes, yeah, okay, okay, who experts Alabama? Alabama?
• 56:41
  Speaker 1: They fight about that right to all out war run
• 56:44
  Speaker 1: to listen to me. It's all mobile got. You can't
• 56:47
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• 56:51
  Speaker 1: they got that building on Airport Boulevard with the sign
• 56:56
  Speaker 1: that go round and the label on the top that
• 56:59
  Speaker 1: they played in that damn battleship out there. You try
• 57:02
  Speaker 1: to take one of them three things where your best
• 57:06
  Speaker 1: friend is from. Steve's from Montgomery, not Mobile. No, no, yeah,
• 57:15
  Speaker 1: that is definitely morself. Yeah, so we just want to
• 57:20
  Speaker 1: say happy, I have some friends down there. All Uh,
• 57:24
  Speaker 1: that's the first time we ever saw all black audience.
• 57:26
  Speaker 1: Steve was in Mobile, That's right. I started that. I
• 57:30
  Speaker 1: was first wanted to start a radio night down there, BLX.
• 57:37
  Speaker 1: I started a radio audience down there. I was the
• 57:40
  Speaker 1: first walk. Really it had all black audiences. We just
• 57:44
  Speaker 1: do all white clubs. I mean all white audiences. I
• 57:46
  Speaker 1: meant to say, and that was the only that was
• 57:48
  Speaker 1: the first place in people to start it. Were you
• 57:51
  Speaker 1: something all black on Tuesday night? Then y'all can thank
• 57:54
  Speaker 1: Steve Harvey YouTube pioneers. We appreciate an until I started
• 58:04
  Speaker 1: black radio night down in Mobile nine b LX. What'ston
• 58:09
  Speaker 1: boys name? Skip Cheating was down there, Grig Street was
• 58:14
  Speaker 1: down now Tony Brown I think, yeah, yeah, he was
• 58:21
  Speaker 1: down there, and then it was a sales dude name
• 58:23
  Speaker 1: and I'm looking at his face. Great, great, look at us, man,
• 58:31
  Speaker 1: were on the front, poor dolphin stret you should be
• 58:36
  Speaker 1: on dolphin streets. All right, let's get to the letter.
• 58:41
  Speaker 1: We'll think of it. I still don't know who started Monty,
• 58:44
  Speaker 1: but okay we when we're nothing to help you, don't
• 58:48
  Speaker 1: go to mobile anytime soon. That year A strawberry A
• 58:57
  Speaker 1: subject needing Big Daddy's opinion. Getting morning, Steve Harvey and Crew.
• 59:01
  Speaker 1: I'm writing this letter because I'm a thirty year old
• 59:03
  Speaker 1: single mother of one who finally decided to be in
• 59:05
  Speaker 1: a committed relationship after being married before divorced and then
• 59:09
  Speaker 1: the dating game for a few years, so I've had
• 59:12
  Speaker 1: a little time to free myself. The man I am
• 59:15
  Speaker 1: seeing is also thirty years old, and we've been seeing
• 59:18
  Speaker 1: each other for five months. He's sweet, patient, well mannered, giving,
• 59:23
  Speaker 1: hard worker, willing to compromise, very affectionate, and is a
• 59:27
  Speaker 1: Tony the Tiger great lover. The only thing is that
• 59:31
  Speaker 1: he has five kids by four different women, ranging from eleven, five, four,
• 59:37
  Speaker 1: three years of age and seven months. Don't get me wrong,
• 59:41
  Speaker 1: I knew all kids and parents at the very beginning,
• 59:45
  Speaker 1: but now I have strong feelings for this man. He
• 59:48
  Speaker 1: explained to me that he had all those kids with
• 59:50
  Speaker 1: that many women by circumstance in relationship, in relationships with
• 59:55
  Speaker 1: some and flings with others. He also states he has
• 59:58
  Speaker 1: never found a woman worth settling down with prior to
• 1:00:01
  Speaker 1: meeting me. He is definitely a man I've seen with
• 1:00:05
  Speaker 1: my own eyes that he takes care of all his
• 1:00:08
  Speaker 1: kids and spends time with all. My issue is, I
• 1:00:12
  Speaker 1: wonder could there really be a future with this man.
• 1:00:14
  Speaker 1: I haven't had any baby mama drama just yet, and
• 1:00:18
  Speaker 1: I hope I never will. He and I communicate about
• 1:00:20
  Speaker 1: that as well, and he says he has it all
• 1:00:23
  Speaker 1: under control. I care for this man and want to
• 1:00:26
  Speaker 1: have a future one day with him and his small
• 1:00:28
  Speaker 1: football team, But is it possible with a man with
• 1:00:31
  Speaker 1: so many kids? Thanks so much, sincerely, needing Big Daddy's opinion. Okay,
• 1:00:37
  Speaker 1: to you, I say, slow your role, hold up just
• 1:00:41
  Speaker 1: a little bit. Okay, five months, five months. You know
• 1:00:45
  Speaker 1: you've only known brother man with the five kids by
• 1:00:48
  Speaker 1: four different women for five months, and five months is
• 1:00:50
  Speaker 1: not a long time for you to get to know
• 1:00:52
  Speaker 1: a person, but it is enough time for you to
• 1:00:54
  Speaker 1: know what he wants you to know, you said, He
• 1:00:56
  Speaker 1: explained to you that he had all these kids with
• 1:00:59
  Speaker 1: so many women circumstance. Okay, what does that mean? I
• 1:01:03
  Speaker 1: really really don't know what that means. And here's my
• 1:01:06
  Speaker 1: question to all of that. Hello, Mr Tony the Tiger
• 1:01:09
  Speaker 1: great lover, why are you Why weren't you using protection? Why?
• 1:01:15
  Speaker 1: Eleven five four three? And then you have won seven
• 1:01:19
  Speaker 1: months old and you've just been in a relationship with
• 1:01:21
  Speaker 1: her for five months. I'm saying to you, young lady,
• 1:01:24
  Speaker 1: take your time. Watch what he does, not what he says.
• 1:01:27
  Speaker 1: He might claim to have everything under control in that
• 1:01:30
  Speaker 1: statement right there, bothers me because usually when they say that,
• 1:01:33
  Speaker 1: they don't. But with all he's got going on, plus
• 1:01:35
  Speaker 1: adding you and your child in the mix, things could
• 1:01:39
  Speaker 1: very well start to unravel at some point. So you
• 1:01:41
  Speaker 1: just need more time. Okay. He might be a good
• 1:01:44
  Speaker 1: man and he may have changed his weights, but five
• 1:01:47
  Speaker 1: months I don't think you can tell that, especially, you know,
• 1:01:50
  Speaker 1: with all these kids and stuff. Just hold on, Steve,
• 1:01:54
  Speaker 1: big dog, I have something for you. Started right, because
• 1:02:04
  Speaker 1: I only got a minute. Your third eye is working, huh,
• 1:02:11
  Speaker 1: simple though. Let me tell the people this though. If
• 1:02:14
  Speaker 1: you want to comment on the Strawberry letter, it is
• 1:02:16
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• 1:02:18
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• 1:02:21
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• 1:02:24
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• 1:02:27
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• 1:02:32
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• 1:02:36
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• 1:02:43
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• 1:02:47
  Speaker 1: That's what I said from you? What I what is?
• 1:02:55
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• 1:02:59
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• 1:03:03
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• 1:03:06
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• 1:03:09
  Speaker 1: let's go. Let's get to this part two of your
• 1:03:11
  Speaker 1: response to today's I do we do subject needing Big
• 1:03:18
  Speaker 1: Daddy's Opinion. Good morning, Steve Harvey and crew. I'm writing
• 1:03:25
  Speaker 1: this letter because I'm a thirty year old single mother
• 1:03:27
  Speaker 1: of one who finally decided to be in a committed
• 1:03:30
  Speaker 1: relationship after being married before divorced and in the dating
• 1:03:34
  Speaker 1: game for a few years. So I have had a
• 1:03:36
  Speaker 1: little time to free myself. The man that I'm seeing
• 1:03:39
  Speaker 1: is also thirty years old and we have been seeing
• 1:03:42
  Speaker 1: each other for five months. He's sweet, patient, well manned, giving,
• 1:03:47
  Speaker 1: a hard worker, willing to compromise, very affectionate, and is
• 1:03:51
  Speaker 1: the Tony the Tiger great level. The only thing is
• 1:03:55
  Speaker 1: that he has five kids by four different women, ranging
• 1:03:59
  Speaker 1: from eleven, five, four three years of age, and seven more.
• 1:04:02
  Speaker 1: Don't get me wrong, I knew all the kids and
• 1:04:04
  Speaker 1: parents at the very beginning, but now I have strong
• 1:04:07
  Speaker 1: feelings for this man. He explained to me that he
• 1:04:10
  Speaker 1: had all those kids with that many women by circumstances
• 1:04:13
  Speaker 1: in relationships and some and flings with others. He also
• 1:04:18
  Speaker 1: states that he's never found a woman worth settling down
• 1:04:21
  Speaker 1: with pride to meeting me. He is definitely a man
• 1:04:24
  Speaker 1: I've seen with my own eyes that he takes care
• 1:04:26
  Speaker 1: of all of his kids and spend times with all.
• 1:04:30
  Speaker 1: My issue is, I wonder could that really be a
• 1:04:33
  Speaker 1: future with this man. I haven't had any baby mama
• 1:04:36
  Speaker 1: drama just yet, and hope I never will. He and
• 1:04:39
  Speaker 1: I communicate about that as well, and he says that
• 1:04:41
  Speaker 1: he has it all under control. I care for this
• 1:04:44
  Speaker 1: man and want to have a future one day with
• 1:04:46
  Speaker 1: him and his small football team. But is it possible
• 1:04:50
  Speaker 1: with the man with so many kids? Thanks so much,
• 1:04:52
  Speaker 1: sincerely needing big Daddy's opinion. Where he got this letter?
• 1:05:00
  Speaker 1: Really is about one thing to get out here called
• 1:05:06
  Speaker 1: Tony and here's tiger is out standing. That's really what
• 1:05:12
  Speaker 1: it's about. Tony and his tiger doing their thing. That's
• 1:05:17
  Speaker 1: really what this letter. But let's please make no mistake
• 1:05:20
  Speaker 1: about it, because any woman is willing to overlook all
• 1:05:24
  Speaker 1: of this right here, dive headstrong into this. Let me
• 1:05:28
  Speaker 1: tell you something this about Tony Duller. Now listen to this.
• 1:05:35
  Speaker 1: She's thirty years old, finally decided to get a committed
• 1:05:38
  Speaker 1: relationship because she's been married. The boy has been a
• 1:05:39
  Speaker 1: day game, so she says, I've had a little time
• 1:05:43
  Speaker 1: to free myself. I got news for you, lady. You're
• 1:05:46
  Speaker 1: about to be unfree in a minute. You're about to
• 1:05:49
  Speaker 1: be tired of your Damn they're gonna be a hostacause
• 1:05:52
  Speaker 1: you're free. Now you marry this man with all these kids,
• 1:05:57
  Speaker 1: and then you're the man I'm seeing heat fatty. We've
• 1:06:01
  Speaker 1: been seeing each other for five months. Did she go
• 1:06:03
  Speaker 1: into this? He's sweetie, patiently manned giving her hard working
• 1:06:06
  Speaker 1: when it come by very infection, and his a Tony Tiger.
• 1:06:09
  Speaker 1: The only thing is he got five kids by four
• 1:06:11
  Speaker 1: different women. Are y'all feel the same way about it? All?
• 1:06:16
  Speaker 1: Five of y'all feel the same way about Tony the Tiger, patient,
• 1:06:21
  Speaker 1: hard work and affection, and does stop all that he
• 1:06:24
  Speaker 1: Tony the Tigle bed is you're an overlook. He got flaws.
• 1:06:30
  Speaker 1: You ain't missing no falls. That's cluzy in the bedroom
• 1:06:34
  Speaker 1: frying that breaking come back, that breaking need to be fried.
• 1:06:37
  Speaker 1: That's all it is. You know when to flipp it,
• 1:06:40
  Speaker 1: You know how high to cut the heat on. They
• 1:06:42
  Speaker 1: know how to crispy claws. You just can't see you.
• 1:06:47
  Speaker 1: Come on, couse, he toned in the damn tigle. He
• 1:06:52
  Speaker 1: got striped keep better than the bowl of corn freaks
• 1:06:55
  Speaker 1: with frost. Don't you get through making love? Y'all just
• 1:06:59
  Speaker 1: sit up in frosted flakes in the bedroom. Now listen
• 1:07:04
  Speaker 1: to pass me. I've gotten wiping your mouth and everything.
• 1:07:07
  Speaker 1: Listen to this right here. The only thing is he
• 1:07:10
  Speaker 1: got five kids for different women. Then he go that
• 1:07:12
  Speaker 1: they ranging from eleven, five, three and seven months. This
• 1:07:16
  Speaker 1: boy been this stupid since he was eighteen, d the math.
• 1:07:21
  Speaker 1: He ain't learned nothing. He did it at eighteen, He
• 1:07:25
  Speaker 1: came back at twenty five, did it again at twenty six,
• 1:07:28
  Speaker 1: did it again at twenty seven, took a break, came back,
• 1:07:32
  Speaker 1: popped another one out of thirty. He ain't learned nothing.
• 1:07:37
  Speaker 1: He don't know that. He can stop at Walt Green, CVS.
• 1:07:40
  Speaker 1: Rex Store, wal Mar Target, the convenience, stole the liquor
• 1:07:44
  Speaker 1: storebody selling the condom. Now at the truck stop in
• 1:07:48
  Speaker 1: the bathroom, you can get a common but turn it.
• 1:07:50
  Speaker 1: Tiger ain't got tired. He too busy being a tip.
• 1:07:54
  Speaker 1: Don't shop at the drug store. Tigers, Jeff walk around wild. Okay,
• 1:07:59
  Speaker 1: here we go. Now let me tell you this right here.
• 1:08:02
  Speaker 1: He explained to me that he had all those kids
• 1:08:05
  Speaker 1: with that many women by circumstance. Uh, lady, he had
• 1:08:08
  Speaker 1: all them kids with that many women by having Tony
• 1:08:10
  Speaker 1: the tiger sex had the one no circumstances. They were
• 1:08:14
  Speaker 1: having sex. He didn't have all these kids by circumstances.
• 1:08:18
  Speaker 1: He had them by having sex. He hasked some with
• 1:08:21
  Speaker 1: relationships with some and flings with the other. Well, Tony
• 1:08:26
  Speaker 1: just been flinging his tiger all round time time. That's
• 1:08:30
  Speaker 1: what you call a freaking See. Tony been walking around
• 1:08:33
  Speaker 1: town flanking his tiger out all over town. Now big
• 1:08:38
  Speaker 1: tig on you. Tiger got stripes on the claude, big teeth.
• 1:08:42
  Speaker 1: He didn't lock down into your thing, and now all
• 1:08:44
  Speaker 1: a sudden. Tony Tiger is patient, he's sweet, he's well managed,
• 1:08:48
  Speaker 1: he's giving, he's a hard worker. He's winning them. Then
• 1:08:51
  Speaker 1: all this. Either you've didn't have a baby yourself, I
• 1:08:54
  Speaker 1: got news for you. He just had a baby that
• 1:08:57
  Speaker 1: seven months. Y'all been dating each other for five Tony
• 1:09:00
  Speaker 1: still do the mouth on this, Like, by the way,
• 1:09:04
  Speaker 1: go to the doctor your damn self. You need to
• 1:09:06
  Speaker 1: try to find out if maybe you ain't got one
• 1:09:09
  Speaker 1: in the other. This is the most fertile man I've
• 1:09:11
  Speaker 1: ever met him. Mind. He's a baby making machine. And
• 1:09:15
  Speaker 1: you're about okay, now here we go, let me tell
• 1:09:18
  Speaker 1: you cut the music off. Listen to this right here okay.
• 1:09:22
  Speaker 1: He also states that he's never found a woman worth
• 1:09:24
  Speaker 1: settling down proude of me. He's definitely a man. He is.
• 1:09:27
  Speaker 1: I've seen with my own eyes that he takes care
• 1:09:30
  Speaker 1: of all of his kids and spends time with all
• 1:09:33
  Speaker 1: of them. Well, let me ask you something. Anybody you
• 1:09:37
  Speaker 1: know got five kids by four different women all over town.
• 1:09:41
  Speaker 1: When has he had time to see you, thank you,
• 1:09:44
  Speaker 1: time to keep driving tween all of them houses. When
• 1:09:47
  Speaker 1: does he go out? Time for you? And since you've
• 1:09:50
  Speaker 1: only been dating five months, I got a real shocking
• 1:09:52
  Speaker 1: for you. This your first Christmas with the man. You
• 1:09:54
  Speaker 1: ain't gonna get a damn I got for you? He
• 1:09:59
  Speaker 1: got by Alright, See, we gotta go. You can email
• 1:10:07
  Speaker 1: us or instagram us your thoughts on today's Strawberry Letter
• 1:10:10
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• 1:10:13
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• 1:10:16
  Speaker 1: Strawberry Letter at Live after show. We'll be right back.
• 1:10:20
  Speaker 1: You're listening to The Steven Show. All of Black America
• 1:10:25
  Speaker 1: cannot wait, cannot wait this weekend it goes down. Black
• 1:10:28
  Speaker 1: Panther is in theaters this Friday. We're gonna talk about that.
• 1:10:33
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna talk about America, every everybody. We're going to
• 1:10:40
  Speaker 1: talk about that. But first I have to ask you, guys,
• 1:10:42
  Speaker 1: if you saw the portrait of President Obama and First
• 1:10:46
  Speaker 1: Lady Michelle Obama. They were revealed yesterday. They were revealed yesterday,
• 1:10:54
  Speaker 1: the National Portrait Gallery that's where they're going to hang
• 1:10:57
  Speaker 1: in Washington, d C. As two new editions to its
• 1:11:00
  Speaker 1: collection of presidential portraits, former President Barack and First Lady Michelle.
• 1:11:05
  Speaker 1: The portraits were unveiled yesterday. They're now part of the
• 1:11:09
  Speaker 1: only complete complete collection of portraits of presidents outside the
• 1:11:14
  Speaker 1: White House. The portrait of President Obama was by artist
• 1:11:18
  Speaker 1: Kahnde Wiley. It featured Obama sitting in a chair with
• 1:11:22
  Speaker 1: his arms folded with like this lush green background. You
• 1:11:26
  Speaker 1: guys see that right flowers? Who artist? His name is? What?
• 1:11:34
  Speaker 1: Steve Wiley? And and President Obamas? No, his name is kid?
• 1:11:44
  Speaker 1: Do you crazy? Man? I thought? A phone rang? And
• 1:12:00
  Speaker 1: then Michelle Obama's portrait, by artist Amy sherrold Uh features
• 1:12:04
  Speaker 1: the former First Lady in a seated position, wearing like
• 1:12:07
  Speaker 1: a geometric pattern dress and against a light blue background.
• 1:12:11
  Speaker 1: Why because this artist was saying, that's how she paints
• 1:12:16
  Speaker 1: people of color. She paints you know, she paints them gray.
• 1:12:20
  Speaker 1: I guess because of what the color gray represents. She's
• 1:12:27
  Speaker 1: an African American artist. Yeah, she paints she plaints mostly
• 1:12:32
  Speaker 1: African American people. And she didn't say, well, I mean
• 1:12:39
  Speaker 1: that's the artist's vision. That's the artist vision. Yeah, that's
• 1:12:43
  Speaker 1: that's the artist's vision. He said that he wanted the
• 1:12:46
  Speaker 1: president was saying, the artists wanted to paint him, you know,
• 1:12:49
  Speaker 1: kind of like a king high above uh everything in
• 1:12:52
  Speaker 1: a throne or mounted on a horse or something in
• 1:12:55
  Speaker 1: President Obama said, I have enough political problems right now.
• 1:12:59
  Speaker 1: I don't need anything you bring it down, bring it down. Yeah.
• 1:13:05
  Speaker 1: So anyway, so they'll be hanging the two new portraits
• 1:13:09
  Speaker 1: in the National Portrait Gallery in Washington, d C. There
• 1:13:12
  Speaker 1: you go, I mean these is these is the photos.
• 1:13:17
  Speaker 1: Ain't no votes or nothing. Oh you mean are people
• 1:13:19
  Speaker 1: voting on the photos? Means just the photos? Yeah, these
• 1:13:24
  Speaker 1: are yeah. Yeah, these are the photos that will be hanging. Yeah. Yeah,
• 1:13:28
  Speaker 1: that's what they're going with it. I'm all for Yeah,
• 1:13:34
  Speaker 1: it's it's yeah, okay, so what the artist says it
• 1:13:39
  Speaker 1: looks like and so you can't argue with that. Alright.
• 1:13:43
  Speaker 1: So now back to Black Panther. Guys. Uh and like
• 1:13:46
  Speaker 1: you were saying, Steve, all of America is anticipating Black Panther. Yeah,
• 1:13:51
  Speaker 1: opens in theaters Friday. It's only it's only sci fi
• 1:13:54
  Speaker 1: move I've ever wanted to see. Yeah, I mean, is
• 1:13:57
  Speaker 1: this our first black hero like the superhero Black Lightning?
• 1:14:03
  Speaker 1: Black Lightning? Is super fly? Superflyabout I reported from The
• 1:14:15
  Speaker 1: l A Times described Black Planther as a superhero movie
• 1:14:19
  Speaker 1: about why representation and identity matters and how tragic it
• 1:14:23
  Speaker 1: is when those things are denied to people. Adam V
• 1:14:28
  Speaker 1: from buzz Rey BuzzFeed wrote, director Ryan Coogler has harnessed
• 1:14:33
  Speaker 1: the superhero movie and a really fun one to explore
• 1:14:37
  Speaker 1: profound ideas and create vivid images of black excellence that
• 1:14:41
  Speaker 1: so rarely ever make it to a giant Hollywood movie.
• 1:14:45
  Speaker 1: Check uh and Steve, I know we can't wait to
• 1:14:49
  Speaker 1: see this Black Panther movie. And Chadwick Boseman, we love him.
• 1:14:53
  Speaker 1: Stop by your daytime TV talk show and you asked
• 1:14:56
  Speaker 1: him some um quick, rapid fire questions. Cha are you
• 1:15:00
  Speaker 1: a morning or a night person? Night? Describe yourself in
• 1:15:04
  Speaker 1: three words, let me see or or or or I
• 1:15:11
  Speaker 1: got this, I got this. What's the first thing you
• 1:15:15
  Speaker 1: do when you get up in the morning, pray, meditate?
• 1:15:18
  Speaker 1: What is something that many people take seriously but shooting
• 1:15:21
  Speaker 1: pocket tickets? What's your biggest addiction? The show Narcos? Oh
• 1:15:32
  Speaker 1: Man that's my show man, that show. Yeah, Narcos. I
• 1:15:36
  Speaker 1: can't stop watching it. Like I watched the I go
• 1:15:39
  Speaker 1: back and watch Owen's and everything. But Netflix, Narcos. It's
• 1:15:45
  Speaker 1: a really good series, man, really really good. All right,
• 1:15:48
  Speaker 1: let's go. Uh, what's your all time favorite song? For
• 1:15:53
  Speaker 1: all we know, Donny had the Way? Oh this boyfriend
• 1:16:02
  Speaker 1: to make me tell up? Man? Man, thank you, man,
• 1:16:06
  Speaker 1: somebody knows something about some damn music. What's the last
• 1:16:08
  Speaker 1: thing you liked on social media? There's a video of
• 1:16:12
  Speaker 1: this Jamaican dude singing this song ku komba in it.
• 1:16:17
  Speaker 1: Kom You need to look this up. It's beautiful, cook
• 1:16:21
  Speaker 1: it up, don't worry about it. Cucumber but kukum. Yeah.
• 1:16:26
  Speaker 1: What's your favorite movie quote? You used to be beautiful,
• 1:16:30
  Speaker 1: Sam Jackson, Jackie Brown really yeah, to Robert de Niro
• 1:16:38
  Speaker 1: your greatest achievement, Oh, man, just being alive right now,
• 1:16:43
  Speaker 1: but like just being alive to being alive? Yeah, I
• 1:16:50
  Speaker 1: like that too. Man. What's your last thought before going
• 1:16:53
  Speaker 1: to bed? Thank you? Yeah, that's a good thank that
• 1:17:01
  Speaker 1: was great. We loved Chadwick Bowsman, a great, great actor,
• 1:17:08
  Speaker 1: so talented. You think you could have played Black Palty
• 1:17:12
  Speaker 1: because that pretty good here all right, coming up at
• 1:17:18
  Speaker 1: the top of the hour, we're gonna talk about women
• 1:17:20
  Speaker 1: in the workplace. They need to start getting along. Come on, ladies,
• 1:17:23
  Speaker 1: come on, sister. You're listening to the Steve Show, all right, Steve,
• 1:17:28
  Speaker 1: So you know the TV show in the movie franchise
• 1:17:31
  Speaker 1: Sex in the City, Right, you've seen it before, right? Okay, Well,
• 1:17:34
  Speaker 1: the actresses on the show and the movie they're beefing.
• 1:17:37
  Speaker 1: Um sadly actress Kim Yeah, yeah, yeah, sadly. Um. Kim Cattrell,
• 1:17:43
  Speaker 1: her brother passed away recently in her co star Sarah
• 1:17:47
  Speaker 1: Jessica Parker, did an interview and Sarah Jessica Parker offered
• 1:17:51
  Speaker 1: condolences to Kim Cattrell, but Kim responded in a tweet,
• 1:17:56
  Speaker 1: this is Kim talking. Now. Let me let me make
• 1:17:59
  Speaker 1: this very clear if I haven't already, you are not
• 1:18:04
  Speaker 1: my family, You are not my friend. So I'm writing
• 1:18:08
  Speaker 1: to tell you one last time to stop exploiting our
• 1:18:12
  Speaker 1: tragedy in order to restore your nice girl persona. I
• 1:18:17
  Speaker 1: don't need your love or support at this tragic time
• 1:18:21
  Speaker 1: at sarka Sarah Jessica Parker, Wow, that's a lorning. Yeah,
• 1:18:27
  Speaker 1: that's right there. You got one moment. Yeah, last time. Yeah,
• 1:18:34
  Speaker 1: don't need anything, don't want it, say something else. While
• 1:18:40
  Speaker 1: she's grief stricken. We said this, so she's really serious
• 1:18:45
  Speaker 1: that your last time, leave us alone. I saw don't
• 1:18:49
  Speaker 1: come for me. One of the worst funeral ash I've
• 1:18:56
  Speaker 1: ever seen at a funeral. Really. Oh yeah. A dude
• 1:19:03
  Speaker 1: came to this girl's funeral that he had broken up with,
• 1:19:08
  Speaker 1: and he came to the funeral and the family didn't
• 1:19:12
  Speaker 1: think he should have been now o lord, and there
• 1:19:15
  Speaker 1: we started, boy, and they spotted him right for he
• 1:19:23
  Speaker 1: was walking by the view of the body because that ready, yeah,
• 1:19:29
  Speaker 1: exactly how I went, I know. And I could see
• 1:19:31
  Speaker 1: the whole family over there. I said, god, dog, And
• 1:19:34
  Speaker 1: wasn't nothing I could do. Man, That dude went over there.
• 1:19:38
  Speaker 1: He was heartbroken. He was crying. It was his ext girlfriend.
• 1:19:41
  Speaker 1: He crying. Her brothers toom saying, but what is you crying? Fault?
• 1:19:46
  Speaker 1: I said, Okay, damn. He used the data she did
• 1:19:51
  Speaker 1: that he cared about her. They broke up, but he
• 1:19:55
  Speaker 1: heard to show us respect. What you crying? Fault? Hmm?
• 1:20:01
  Speaker 1: Oh you're trying to cry for all the time you
• 1:20:03
  Speaker 1: made her cry? Oh? And he said, hey man, I'm
• 1:20:07
  Speaker 1: really sorry, bro, sorry for y'all's loss. My mama don't
• 1:20:11
  Speaker 1: need you telling her you sidy fire lost man. She
• 1:20:16
  Speaker 1: need to just get up out of here, partner. And
• 1:20:18
  Speaker 1: that's how I started. When you hear partner at the
• 1:20:21
  Speaker 1: funeral yeah right there. No, no, no, no, they waited
• 1:20:27
  Speaker 1: until he got out because because her mama was sitting there.
• 1:20:30
  Speaker 1: But the brothers all got up and followed him out. Wow.
• 1:20:34
  Speaker 1: I was out in the lobby of the funeral home
• 1:20:36
  Speaker 1: trying to get him out the dough m oh man,
• 1:20:39
  Speaker 1: they're just got there talking to us some man. What's
• 1:20:41
  Speaker 1: you just gonna get in your car? Man? Oh man,
• 1:20:43
  Speaker 1: I just can't to show my respect, Steve. They had
• 1:20:46
  Speaker 1: to talk to me like this. I said, hey man,
• 1:20:48
  Speaker 1: why don't you just gonna get in your car? And
• 1:20:50
  Speaker 1: damn doors open up by saving probably too late to
• 1:20:52
  Speaker 1: get in the cart. So then what happened? They whooped
• 1:20:58
  Speaker 1: his ass and you didn't pull him? Whoa dog? Whoa?
• 1:21:02
  Speaker 1: I tried to get to dude in the car were
• 1:21:04
  Speaker 1: me and him wasn't that close. You don't really know.
• 1:21:08
  Speaker 1: I didn't really know him like that. All I was
• 1:21:11
  Speaker 1: out there was doing just trying to get him off
• 1:21:13
  Speaker 1: into the car. I saw the heat swelling up in there,
• 1:21:17
  Speaker 1: and I just tried to get doing the car. Wet dog.
• 1:21:20
  Speaker 1: Hey down, it wasn't my home and my homeboy and
• 1:21:22
  Speaker 1: nothing like that. Partner come up on the same block
• 1:21:26
  Speaker 1: and he's been a hunting trust street boy. We all
• 1:21:28
  Speaker 1: had been up in there, but you wasn't one of
• 1:21:30
  Speaker 1: my block cats. No, I ain't got enough, I told
• 1:21:33
  Speaker 1: your answer getting the car, ain't were whooping? Is asking
• 1:21:39
  Speaker 1: the funeral directors out there pulling on people. He grabbed
• 1:21:43
  Speaker 1: the brothers and brothers, brothers, brothers, he said, hey, man,
• 1:21:45
  Speaker 1: get your damn hands off me. Then you grabbed me
• 1:21:49
  Speaker 1: one more time. Down the other two brothers and steady
• 1:21:51
  Speaker 1: welling on this dude, he said, but you grabbed me
• 1:21:53
  Speaker 1: one more time. You're gonna get some of this right here.
• 1:21:55
  Speaker 1: He said, Well, all right, then the funeral director, don't
• 1:22:00
  Speaker 1: you think sometimes you know, well, um, she wouldn't have wanted,
• 1:22:04
  Speaker 1: you know, the deceased person. She wouldn't have wanted you
• 1:22:07
  Speaker 1: guys to act like this at her funeral, and all
• 1:22:09
  Speaker 1: probably wasn't sure. She probably wouldn't have wanted that, But
• 1:22:12
  Speaker 1: she kind of quiet though, and she don't know s.
• 1:22:16
  Speaker 1: I know that, but I'm just saying, you have to
• 1:22:18
  Speaker 1: govern yourselves accordingly. Yeah, that's what I would work. And
• 1:22:24
  Speaker 1: then the mama came out there. She was, this ain't
• 1:22:27
  Speaker 1: the place for that. Stop. And then that's when they stopped.
• 1:22:30
  Speaker 1: The mama made mama, mama getting it here and this
• 1:22:34
  Speaker 1: girl's laying up here, y'all in here fighting like foods
• 1:22:37
  Speaker 1: set in him, and them dudes got right on up
• 1:22:41
  Speaker 1: in there. Man walked in there, straighten their little ties
• 1:22:43
  Speaker 1: or black. Ain't nothing happened, Yes, ma'am, I said that
• 1:22:46
  Speaker 1: went on in there whom I left a dude in
• 1:22:47
  Speaker 1: the hallway, that's that's on him, Like mama, I figured
• 1:22:53
  Speaker 1: she was talking to me. You had to go. Yeah,
• 1:22:56
  Speaker 1: I'm already tried to stop. Want to ask women didn't work,
• 1:22:58
  Speaker 1: but I'm not gonna do a stand out in his hallway.
• 1:23:00
  Speaker 1: Then she said, didn't not say get in here. You
• 1:23:03
  Speaker 1: didn't want to get run on that with miss Wallace
• 1:23:06
  Speaker 1: right in there, didn't and somebody holding you. That's when
• 1:23:14
  Speaker 1: you get hit. When I'm in when someone won't stop it,
• 1:23:16
  Speaker 1: that's what I like. You see him. I told him,
• 1:23:29
  Speaker 1: just gonna get in your car, I'm in here trying
• 1:23:31
  Speaker 1: to play. Hey man, I'm dusing that sound a little wrong.
• 1:23:36
  Speaker 1: Why don't you just go head on? Well, I hope
• 1:23:38
  Speaker 1: that changed him as a man, if he was mistreating
• 1:23:40
  Speaker 1: her or whatever. Like the brothers said, I hope that
• 1:23:43
  Speaker 1: changed him for future relationship. I knew the relationship. It
• 1:23:47
  Speaker 1: wasn't abusive, you know what I mean? They just broke up. Okay,
• 1:23:51
  Speaker 1: Oh no, man, he wasn't beating that girl or nothing.
• 1:23:53
  Speaker 1: He never here. You come to that funeral, but they
• 1:23:56
  Speaker 1: were so grief stricken that you broke up. You know,
• 1:24:03
  Speaker 1: Sarah Jessica trying to show up at the funeral. I
• 1:24:06
  Speaker 1: don't know if she's trying to show up at the funeral.
• 1:24:07
  Speaker 1: I think she was just offering her condolences. I don't
• 1:24:10
  Speaker 1: think it would be a good idea if you want it.
• 1:24:13
  Speaker 1: You really know she knew. Well she's not a funerals too,
• 1:24:18
  Speaker 1: because I've been to one of them. Oh yeah, yeah,
• 1:24:21
  Speaker 1: Doc from walth West, Virginia. Fight everywhere, all right, look,
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  Speaker 1: we'll be after this everywhere. You're listening to Steve Harvey
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  Speaker 1: Morning Show. Alright, Steve, you were saying that you saw
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  Speaker 1: a fight. What was this? Now an country yeah, country
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  Speaker 1: people have very similar ways of settling stuff that I
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  Speaker 1: think is very similar to the urban community. Well like,
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  Speaker 1: for example, our performing to this place called Buckets. I
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  Speaker 1: told you about this place. Headed pool table in the
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  Speaker 1: middle of the room and they set fold away chairs
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  Speaker 1: around it, and he had a stage. He it was
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  Speaker 1: a card table. So just take a card table and
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  Speaker 1: be in your closet that you flip the legs he
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  Speaker 1: folded and under and put crystal lights on and said,
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  Speaker 1: that's the stage. I'm saying, I'll be there but two
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  Speaker 1: inches on the ground and then if you step off
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  Speaker 1: of get back up on the stage. I got that visual.
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  Speaker 1: I have that visual. Okay. It was a trailer park
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  Speaker 1: up the street. Now I ain't saying that where they stayed,
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  Speaker 1: but when all of them came to the club, they
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  Speaker 1: all came from that direction. I don't know. I can't
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  Speaker 1: safe for show. But it was a lot of houses
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  Speaker 1: up there. It wasn't tied down on wheel and with
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  Speaker 1: hitches on it. And most everybody came was in a
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  Speaker 1: pickup truck, wait overalls and a lot of stuff. Said John, deal,
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  Speaker 1: that's all I'm saying that. That's what it was. So
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  Speaker 1: I finished perform and got my little money. I go
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  Speaker 1: to hotel. The next morning. I'm leaving and I'm passing
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  Speaker 1: by buckets and I see the club on the outside sweeping,
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  Speaker 1: just a regular whish broom sweeping, not a push broom.
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  Speaker 1: And it was a truck, one pickup truck in front
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  Speaker 1: of it. So I stopped to thank the guy for
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  Speaker 1: having me that night, just being nice. He's a maaze
• 1:26:36
  Speaker 1: nice guy, made one funniest people. Everything come out that
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  Speaker 1: I wish you well, and I really do, thanks for coming.
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  Speaker 1: And he looked over and he saw the pickup truck.
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  Speaker 1: He's saying he was sweeping. He said, I got sweep
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  Speaker 1: right here. Let me get this fill out of his truck.
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  Speaker 1: So he took the broom and he knocked on the window.
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  Speaker 1: I want. The dude was sleep and he knocked again,
• 1:26:57
  Speaker 1: and so he said, I don't know, I on my
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  Speaker 1: window again with that broom. Well that that right there
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  Speaker 1: to somebody stay up the street. Now I'm just assuming
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  Speaker 1: he staying up the street in them you know places
• 1:27:13
  Speaker 1: with the hitches on them. That's like an invite. He said,
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  Speaker 1: don't knock on my wind again. So he took that
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  Speaker 1: broom and a pap right on it again. Now he
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  Speaker 1: rose and wander down and they have an exchange the words.
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  Speaker 1: He said, I just need you to move up because
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  Speaker 1: I'm trying to squeet. So the dude said, didn't I
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  Speaker 1: tell you nothing? Knock on my wonder, He said, I
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  Speaker 1: just dead come on. So then he opens the door
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  Speaker 1: and puts his foot out the truck sack right across
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  Speaker 1: the head with that damn and broke, and then stepped
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  Speaker 1: back with the remainder of the broom like I got
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  Speaker 1: more for you if you keep walking. He said, what
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  Speaker 1: next time I see you swing at swing at swing
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  Speaker 1: at broom at mcgid. Next time I see you, I'm
• 1:28:11
  Speaker 1: gonna show you something. But he got on back in
• 1:28:15
  Speaker 1: that truck though, Yeah, yeah, and I stared Dan Bucky
• 1:28:18
  Speaker 1: said it son, mm hmmm, And I just went, let
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  Speaker 1: me just get my black ass in this car so
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  Speaker 1: I don't have to fill out my police report I
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  Speaker 1: get arrested. Yeah, and I just drove off and never
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  Speaker 1: been back there. All right, More of the Steve Harvey
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  Speaker 1: Morning Show and Winter Olympics coverage right after this. It
• 1:28:41
  Speaker 1: was in the trailer park up the streets. You're listening
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  Speaker 1: to the Steve Harvey Morning show. Alright, guys, the first
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  Speaker 1: black US Olympic speed skater advances to the quarterfinals. Don't
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  Speaker 1: you love the sound of that headline? Yes, yes, USA
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  Speaker 1: speed skater My mate, Biny continues to make history. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: my may Biny continues to make history as she advances
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  Speaker 1: to the five hundred meter quarterfinals. Love her energy. She's
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  Speaker 1: just so bubbly and just sweet and happy. She's just like, yes, yes, yes,
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  Speaker 1: the other damn yeah. The first black woman to qualify
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  Speaker 1: for the US Olympic speed skating skating team. And now
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  Speaker 1: she has a shot today to advanced to the semi finals.
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  Speaker 1: She's eighteen years old. She secured her fun and her energy.
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  Speaker 1: She is so bubbly and fun and excited and happy
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  Speaker 1: to be there. Um. She secured her her spot with
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  Speaker 1: a time of forty three point six hundred and sixty
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  Speaker 1: five seconds. Wow, that's fast. Yeah, man, I usually don't.
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  Speaker 1: I usually don't miss the major's. I missed that. You know.
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  Speaker 1: I'm gonna be our own reportable for the Olympics. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: I'm gonna do it because you know, Matt Larry, he
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  Speaker 1: couldn't make it this year. Some so Mike, Mike, Mike
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  Speaker 1: Terko is over there and he's doing an excellent job.
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  Speaker 1: But they sent out broker to out all look bad
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  Speaker 1: in the skull cap. Man, all look bad in the
• 1:30:24
  Speaker 1: skull cap and he's gained that way back. He's too
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  Speaker 1: big to be on the ice. You go crazy all
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  Speaker 1: over there in the cold with that skull cap on.
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  Speaker 1: Damn man, come over man, because Mike Terko was laying
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  Speaker 1: it out. Man holders over there too. She looked good.
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  Speaker 1: Love her team they have. I just I'm on NBC.
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  Speaker 1: NBC should have took me, you know, we should have did.
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  Speaker 1: They should have cut a deal. But I don't want
• 1:31:03
  Speaker 1: to live in New York. You don't have enough jobs,
• 1:31:05
  Speaker 1: so that leave something though. I have to cut something loose.
• 1:31:10
  Speaker 1: But if they, you know, i'd go up there and
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  Speaker 1: do Today Today Show. I don't know. They probably think
• 1:31:14
  Speaker 1: I don't talk up. You'd have to cut something loose,
• 1:31:18
  Speaker 1: would Yeah, I want to hear that. I know you've been.
• 1:31:22
  Speaker 1: I say that radio show, I know you've been. Well,
• 1:31:30
  Speaker 1: that's the thing that's in direct conflict with you today,
• 1:31:35
  Speaker 1: in direct conflict from come on at six, and what
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  Speaker 1: is that's gonna do? I'm going to New York with him.
• 1:31:46
  Speaker 1: You're gonna be a writer. I'm gonna I'm gonna go anyway.
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  Speaker 1: I don't know, I don't I wouldn't know. I don't
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  Speaker 1: think that really has an appeal to me. That's not
• 1:32:00
  Speaker 1: the format that I would exhale in. You gotta get
• 1:32:03
  Speaker 1: up real early, Steve. But that is somebody talking about
• 1:32:10
  Speaker 1: problems getting up that had trouble with my mike. What's that?
• 1:32:21
  Speaker 1: I'm I'm saying it and I'm sticking with it. He
• 1:32:26
  Speaker 1: was here for two hours. It might trouble, but we
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  Speaker 1: really see all right. We'll be back with Steve's closing remarks,
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  Speaker 1: coming back at forty nine after the hour. You don't
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  Speaker 1: want to miss him. You're listening to Steve Harvey Morning Show.
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  Speaker 1: Here we are the last break of the day with
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  Speaker 1: just one more thing and Steve's closing remarks. But before
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  Speaker 1: of good stuff. Oh she's very yes, yes, y Kevin
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  Speaker 1: Hart soon one day. What's your day? You said? Thank big?
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  Speaker 1: Steve always says, think big. That's what I'm doing. He's
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  Speaker 1: coming one day. Hey, dog, if I came, could you
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  Speaker 1: get them cameras? What cameras? Oh? No cameras. Oh there'd
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  Speaker 1: be no camera. No, they don't get to worry about that.
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  Speaker 1: They would never know. And the phones and the phone,
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  Speaker 1: they would never know you was in there. You show up.
• 1:34:02
  Speaker 1: We're talking about thinking big. Jay, damn Kevin Hard. I
• 1:34:08
  Speaker 1: got Steve. He's bigger in the stand up world right now.
• 1:34:16
  Speaker 1: He's not bigger standing up. He would shout out to
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  Speaker 1: Kevin Hart him, But did check comes from here? Okay.
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  Speaker 1: Today's closing remark is another level of inspiration. I tried
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  Speaker 1: to all I've been trying to in part this year.
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  Speaker 1: I want to talk to you about one of the
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  Speaker 1: keys to success. I want you to listen to this
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  Speaker 1: carefully because this can apply to a lot of people,
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  Speaker 1: because a lot of people get stuck. A lot of
• 1:35:06
  Speaker 1: people are stuck in their plan because they've committed themselves
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  Speaker 1: to the plan, and the plan has to work no
• 1:35:15
  Speaker 1: matter what. So I'm gonna keep working the plan. I
• 1:35:18
  Speaker 1: want to remind you of something though, that as life changes,
• 1:35:22
  Speaker 1: plans change. I'm not saying that the goal has to change,
• 1:35:29
  Speaker 1: but I am saying that the plan to get to
• 1:35:32
  Speaker 1: the goal has variations to it. Look, you still may
• 1:35:39
  Speaker 1: have the goal of becoming rich or famous, or you're
• 1:35:42
  Speaker 1: becoming successful or owning the business or owning a company,
• 1:35:47
  Speaker 1: or moving up the corporate ladder, or completing your education
• 1:35:50
  Speaker 1: or getting the degree, or or finding your relationship or
• 1:35:54
  Speaker 1: getting a family and getting your family back in order.
• 1:35:59
  Speaker 1: Whatever your goal goal is, the goal can be the same.
• 1:36:04
  Speaker 1: The plan has to have variables to it because life moves, you. Know.
• 1:36:12
  Speaker 1: The thing about nature is nature. I've noticed one thing
• 1:36:16
  Speaker 1: in nature. There are no straight lines in nature that
• 1:36:21
  Speaker 1: are know, the most beautiful things I've ever seen are
• 1:36:24
  Speaker 1: in nature. But I don't recall seeing any straight lines
• 1:36:30
  Speaker 1: in nature. All rivers being and turn all mountains elevate
• 1:36:37
  Speaker 1: with curves and plateaus. Even the world is on the
• 1:36:43
  Speaker 1: curvature everything, every wave pattern is different, every beach is different.
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  Speaker 1: There is no smooth land. It all has slight variables
• 1:36:54
  Speaker 1: in it that are no straight lines in nature. But
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  Speaker 1: that's what makes it beautiful, the variations, the variations, the
• 1:37:03
  Speaker 1: movement of the earth and of nature, and of water
• 1:37:07
  Speaker 1: and of land and of air, of sea, of mountains,
• 1:37:11
  Speaker 1: of desert, terrain, it's all moving. It changes, it remains beautiful.
• 1:37:19
  Speaker 1: The desert is the desert, but it changes. So One
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  Speaker 1: of the keys to success is reinvention. Never be afraid
• 1:37:29
  Speaker 1: to reinvent yourself. Reinvention is one of the keys to success.
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  Speaker 1: I don't know too many people are success who are
• 1:37:36
  Speaker 1: stuck on the route they've chosen to take and will
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  Speaker 1: not deviate because they just so hell bent and determine
• 1:37:45
  Speaker 1: it on doing it this one set way. Well, that's good,
• 1:37:51
  Speaker 1: that's great determination to have. But you need to take
• 1:37:55
  Speaker 1: that determination and apply it to reinvention because you can
• 1:38:00
  Speaker 1: reinvent yourself with the same amount of determination still get
• 1:38:04
  Speaker 1: to where you're going, just take a different route. Never
• 1:38:08
  Speaker 1: be afraid to reinvent yourself. I've done it. In my career,
• 1:38:13
  Speaker 1: time and time and time again. I'm always looking for
• 1:38:17
  Speaker 1: the variables in my life. When I'm trying to get
• 1:38:20
  Speaker 1: it one way and I don't see that it's happening,
• 1:38:23
  Speaker 1: and I've done everything I can do, maybe it's time
• 1:38:26
  Speaker 1: to start looking at another way to take it. Because
• 1:38:29
  Speaker 1: I gotta keep telling you, man, the definition of insanity
• 1:38:33
  Speaker 1: is to keep doing the exact same thing and expecting
• 1:38:37
  Speaker 1: a different result. That's insane. You cannot keep doing it
• 1:38:43
  Speaker 1: the same way and expect a different result. You just can't.
• 1:38:49
  Speaker 1: Reinvention is one of the keys to success. Open your
• 1:38:53
  Speaker 1: mind and your heart to another route, in another way.
• 1:38:58
  Speaker 1: Once again. You don't have to change the goal. You
• 1:39:03
  Speaker 1: don't have to change the objective, but you may have
• 1:39:06
  Speaker 1: to change the route. You may have to change the
• 1:39:10
  Speaker 1: course of action. It's called reinvention, y'all. Reinvention is the
• 1:39:14
  Speaker 1: key to success. All right, y'all have a good with me.
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  Speaker 1: I hope you enjoyed that. Hope that helps somebody out
• 1:39:18
  Speaker 1: there to day. Closing, thank you, yeah for all. Steve
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