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Steve Birthday Celebration Continued - 01.18.18 · The Steve Harvey Morning Show

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  Speaker 1: Y'all know what time. If y'all don't know, y'all have
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  Speaker 1: all all looking back to back dog giving them both
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  Speaker 1: just like amazing buck bus things and it's cobles me
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  Speaker 1: true good at Steve hard guy. They want to move
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  Speaker 1: together for stoo bar quick hobby. When don't you join Yeah? Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: by joining me have said you gotta turn o love
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  Speaker 1: go Yeah, I don't know you you gotta turn't to
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  Speaker 1: turn the time Lovey got the turn out to turn
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  Speaker 1: wan comey, come on, uh huh, I show will a
• 2:05
  Speaker 1: good morning everybody. You're listening to the voice, come on
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  Speaker 1: dig me now. But it only Steve Harvey got a
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  Speaker 1: radio show man Steady trying to be about the business.
• 2:16
  Speaker 1: To y'all, I'm I'm I'm I'm doing all I can.
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  Speaker 1: But you know what's crazy in the efforts that I make.
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  Speaker 1: I can do more. You know, my father used to
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  Speaker 1: tell me something when I was growing up. He says, son,
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  Speaker 1: when you've done your best and you've done all you can,
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  Speaker 1: sit still for a second and just do a little
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  Speaker 1: bit more. Always remember that, he said, when you've done
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  Speaker 1: the best you can and you can done all you
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  Speaker 1: can think of, he say, sit still for a minute
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  Speaker 1: and do some more. And you know what I've discovered
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  Speaker 1: in my life, always have a little more. I ain't
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  Speaker 1: ever just out out out completely. I can't take another step.
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  Speaker 1: There ain't another breath in me, There ain't there ain't
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  Speaker 1: another thought I can produce. I'm never completely out, man.
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  Speaker 1: Just take a rest for a minute, man, and then
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  Speaker 1: just do a little bit more. And that that. I
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  Speaker 1: can't tell you how many times that's helped me get
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  Speaker 1: over the top. You know, I was watching a documentary
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  Speaker 1: about people climbing a Mount Everest and how difficult climbing
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  Speaker 1: Mount Everest was and how they have on the hill,
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  Speaker 1: uh something called like a death zone or killing zone
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  Speaker 1: where the majority of people run out of oxygen and
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  Speaker 1: they have to turn back. Well, what's crazy is it's
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  Speaker 1: right in view of the summit. You can actually see
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  Speaker 1: the top of Mount Everest from there. But it's but
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  Speaker 1: it's that little bit that's left that's this most difficult.
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  Speaker 1: Now that I forgot all the reasons why they said
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  Speaker 1: most people don't make it from there, and more people
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  Speaker 1: have lost their lives in that area. I don't know
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  Speaker 1: what it is, but the people that make it to
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  Speaker 1: the top of Mount efforts. They all had to go
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  Speaker 1: through that same zone or that same area, but they
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  Speaker 1: had a little bit more that allowed them to get
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  Speaker 1: to the top. You know, a lot of people have
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  Speaker 1: had accidents up there trying that. So I'm not even
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  Speaker 1: really sure if Mount Everest analogy is a good one.
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  Speaker 1: But let's just break it down a little bit more.
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  Speaker 1: Let's just talk about life. There's a poem I learned
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  Speaker 1: back when I host Pledge, and it's called don't Quit.
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  Speaker 1: The authors are unknown, but the poem was called don't Quit,
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  Speaker 1: and I had to memorize it. I memorize this point
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  Speaker 1: when I was eighteen nineteen, but the poem stayed in
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  Speaker 1: my head. I'm gonna try to remember it right now.
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  Speaker 1: I'm gonna say it for you. But there's a stanza
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  Speaker 1: in it that talks about how many a fellow has
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  Speaker 1: turned about when he might have won had he stuck
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  Speaker 1: it out. So don't give up. Though the pace seems slow,
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  Speaker 1: you may succeed with another blow. You know. That's a
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  Speaker 1: stanza that always sticks out in my mind. I'm gonna
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  Speaker 1: say I can memorize my whole of right, Okay, this
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  Speaker 1: is the point. There's the author is unknown, the name
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  Speaker 1: of the pointments. Don't quit. It goes like this. If
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  Speaker 1: I make a mistake, I'm just trying to drum it up.
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  Speaker 1: So here we go, it says when things go wrong,
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  Speaker 1: as they sometimes will, when the road you're trudging seems
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  Speaker 1: all uphill, when your funds are low and your debts
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  Speaker 1: are high, when you want to smile, but you have
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  Speaker 1: to sigh when cares are pressing you down. A bit,
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  Speaker 1: rest if you must, But don't quit. For life is
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  Speaker 1: queer with his twist and turns, as every one of
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  Speaker 1: us must sometimes learn. And many a fellow has turned
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  Speaker 1: about when he might have won had he stuck it out.
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  Speaker 1: So don't give up. Though the pace seems slow. You
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  Speaker 1: may succeed with another blow. Often the gold is nearer
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  Speaker 1: than it seems to a faint and a faltering man.
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  Speaker 1: And often the struggler has given up when he might
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  Speaker 1: have captured the victor's cup, and he learns too late,
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  Speaker 1: when the night came down, how close he was to
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  Speaker 1: the golden crown. Success is failure turned inside out. It's
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  Speaker 1: your silver tent of your clouds of doubt, and you
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  Speaker 1: never can tell how close you are it. Maybe kneel
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  Speaker 1: when it seems afar. So stick to the fight when
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  Speaker 1: your hardest hit. It's when things seem worse that you
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  Speaker 1: mustn't quit, all right, remember because they had a special
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  Speaker 1: method of helping you remember stuff back then. But I
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  Speaker 1: remembered that at that point right there has kept me.
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  Speaker 1: You know, if we often talk about scripture and everything,
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  Speaker 1: and I don't, I don't see how I could live
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  Speaker 1: without it. But every now and then, man, somebody has
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  Speaker 1: a writing. God puts a writing on somebody's hard that
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  Speaker 1: delivers a message. Man, that can help people. I use
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  Speaker 1: every motivational tool that I possibly can to climb this
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  Speaker 1: letter of success or try to be the best fall
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  Speaker 1: and the best husband I can be. I've done a
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  Speaker 1: lot of changing over the years, and so have you.
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  Speaker 1: But change is necessary in order to grow. If you
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  Speaker 1: don't make changes, folks, you can't grow. I was a
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  Speaker 1: young man on my set. I kept looking at him,
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  Speaker 1: and a sharp little young dude just on my set,
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  Speaker 1: and he had these dreads and I mean they were
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  Speaker 1: they were super long, man, they will well below the
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  Speaker 1: middle of his back. I mean it was just long.
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  Speaker 1: And he kept talking to me, and he kept talking
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  Speaker 1: to me, talking to me. Now I know somebody's gonna
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  Speaker 1: take this the wrong way. But this is my story.
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  Speaker 1: So you know, I feel how you want to feel.
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  Speaker 1: Already know the emails is coming. You're talking about it.
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  Speaker 1: So your man kept talking to him, and I said, hey, man,
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  Speaker 1: you know you do your here a huge self of
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  Speaker 1: favor in the business you and if you got a haircut,
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  Speaker 1: you would do yourself a huge favor. I said, your
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  Speaker 1: images everything, man, I said, you keep stopping me in
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  Speaker 1: the hallway to try to tell me what you're doing,
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  Speaker 1: what you are, but all I see is your hair.
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  Speaker 1: I keep trying to figure out what you're doing with
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  Speaker 1: all that hair. Man, Now you can feel how you
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  Speaker 1: want to feel. But I'm like an employer. I employed people.
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  Speaker 1: So when I'm walking through the hallway and I try
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  Speaker 1: to think of you traveling me with me, and you're
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  Speaker 1: sitting in a meeting with me, I try to imagine
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  Speaker 1: you in your suit sitting there talking business with me.
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  Speaker 1: And so, just like other employers are, I'm just having
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  Speaker 1: a real story with you. So I said, man, you
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  Speaker 1: are to consider cutting your hair. He said, mad Mr Harvey,
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  Speaker 1: I've been growing his hair sounds a little boy, said,
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  Speaker 1: hold of you now, he said, I said, well, how
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  Speaker 1: long you want to hang on to what you was
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  Speaker 1: when you was a little boy? You know, if you
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  Speaker 1: started growing your hair when you're a teenager? And I
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  Speaker 1: mean you're twenty eight now what we And I said,
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  Speaker 1: so let me help you understand something. Let me let
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  Speaker 1: me ask you something. What does it do for you? Man,
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  Speaker 1: it's just who I am? It's I said, so you
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  Speaker 1: your hair? He said no, no, but it's a part
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  Speaker 1: of me. I say, that part of you that you're
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  Speaker 1: hanging on too. What does it do for you? I
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  Speaker 1: just like it? Well, dog, I like ice cream, but
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  Speaker 1: I feed that. But if I hang on ice cream
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  Speaker 1: and eat ice cream every single day, my body gonna
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  Speaker 1: reflect that. What is it that you hanging on to
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  Speaker 1: that you don't want to let go of? That's prohibiting
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  Speaker 1: you from being what all you can be? See, it's
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  Speaker 1: hard to be what all you can be if you
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  Speaker 1: want to keep being all you was? Don't that make
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  Speaker 1: sense to you? So I'm I can't tell you how
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  Speaker 1: many times I've had to change. Change is necessary to grow.
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  Speaker 1: You can't be all you can be if you want
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  Speaker 1: to keep hanging on to all you was. That don't
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  Speaker 1: make no sense. How do you go forward. If you
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  Speaker 1: keep going backwards, you can't stay here and go there.
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  Speaker 1: Do you understand that if you want to go over there,
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  Speaker 1: you must remove yourself from right here? Oh? I got
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  Speaker 1: right Here is comfortable, I got right here is safe.
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  Speaker 1: But over there's where the shade is. Over. There's where
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  Speaker 1: the fruit is. Over there is where the opportunity is over.
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  Speaker 1: There is where the mountain of goal is. So why
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  Speaker 1: are you stuck on here? You got to leave here
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  Speaker 1: to go over there. You can't be all you can
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  Speaker 1: be if you want to stay stuck on who you was.
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  Speaker 1: Change is growth is necessary. Let's go. You're listening Steve
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  Speaker 1: Harvey Morning Show. Whow here? Yeah, we are here. Welcome
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  Speaker 1: to Lavender Hill. We are here. It is the Steve
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  Speaker 1: Harvard Morning, Yo Hill. Welcome to Lavender Hill, my cast,
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  Speaker 1: my cats. I'm not wearing any pantings would be boomerang
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  Speaker 1: for you youngsters that have no idea what boomerang is.
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  Speaker 1: We're holding it down. Steve is still out on his
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  Speaker 1: He didn't take the day off yesterday, so he decided
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  Speaker 1: to take it all to day. But what you do?
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  Speaker 1: Much does he work? Oh? Look at them? Look at them?
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  Speaker 1: Him too much? This shock today must be paid. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: buddy in that out and we got good news yesterday.
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  Speaker 1: Well we can say it, but we got good a
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  Speaker 1: news yesterday. Good good Yeah, right, kind of like a
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  Speaker 1: ze continuation, continuation for another said again, I start with
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  Speaker 1: the show from Brazil. Congratulations guys in we got the
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  Speaker 1: next year already, babylation. You know it was the right
• 12:36
  Speaker 1: you know, you know it was the writing. Mostly it
• 12:39
  Speaker 1: was the writing. It wasn't his talent. It was the writing.
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  Speaker 1: Because he ain't hit. I'm saying, it's the writing. And
• 12:45
  Speaker 1: then when he get it, I'll get you, brother, thank
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  Speaker 1: you to stay this morning we have. That's okay, people
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  Speaker 1: missed it. So you're saying that Steve's talk show got renewed,
• 13:04
  Speaker 1: renewed another another year. You guys are writers on the show, Hello,
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  Speaker 1: Hello again, say it again, and they're saying it was
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  Speaker 1: because of them. But they're saying when Steve comes back
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  Speaker 1: those but it's us right now, careful with that. There's
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  Speaker 1: a lot of people going through for hand. Well, I mean,
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  Speaker 1: since we're taking credits, we're taking slow. I'm sure I
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  Speaker 1: had something to do with this in some small way,
• 13:45
  Speaker 1: and we have fun over this. So it's just fun.
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  Speaker 1: It's ignorant, ignorant from here to over there. More ignorant
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  Speaker 1: and start start here, magnil mistakes. You do the same
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  Speaker 1: way you did. And when we was writing for Big Time,
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  Speaker 1: you come up with and take your shoes off, right, Yes, definitely.
• 14:02
  Speaker 1: Wait a minute, I've never where with somebody is confused.
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  Speaker 1: What do you mean? Jay sits up and I'll be
• 14:10
  Speaker 1: talking to Jake not knowing he's sleep Sit straight up,
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  Speaker 1: genius h. Brown. I'm in the words of Rex. I'm
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  Speaker 1: checking my eyes crack. All right, listen, something funny coming up.
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  Speaker 1: The guys are here with I thought, and this has
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  Speaker 1: been some kind of wicked winter. We'll talk about that
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  Speaker 1: as well. Yeah, yeah, alright, thirty two after we'll be back.
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  Speaker 1: You're listening to morning show, all right. Before we get
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  Speaker 1: to something funny, this has been some kind of winter.
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  Speaker 1: When you go in when the winter in uh in March,
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  Speaker 1: I think, yeah, okay, Well, people in the north end,
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  Speaker 1: in the Midwest may laugh it off, but the Southeast,
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  Speaker 1: the south east, oh, they're dealing with Yeah, Arkansas and there, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: some major major winter weather, right and the South does
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  Speaker 1: not handle snow and cold real good. You know. That's
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  Speaker 1: not in one of the biggest we were in Atlanta.
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  Speaker 1: One of the biggest snowstorms we had down there. It
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  Speaker 1: was like one inch maybe two inches at the most.
• 15:26
  Speaker 1: My friends from Chicago we're calling me, are you guys
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  Speaker 1: okay down there? Because they shut them very down. That's
• 15:32
  Speaker 1: when the man was somewhere and then he got his
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  Speaker 1: wife friend. Yeah, they shot the entire city. That happened.
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  Speaker 1: That at the better side, Look at the better side,
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  Speaker 1: But what's the better side? This is love making well
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  Speaker 1: that you're supposed to cut it up, cut it up,
• 15:47
  Speaker 1: snuggle up, yeah, and get the moving round. That's what
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  Speaker 1: I'm talking. I mean, you know who I feel sorry
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  Speaker 1: for When you get st up and you can't get
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  Speaker 1: your behind home that is the word. Oh you got
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  Speaker 1: the stuck and you stop? I say, this is it.
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  Speaker 1: I got to go through the snowstone, I got to
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  Speaker 1: get home, girl, and I got to get out of here.
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  Speaker 1: Some snowshoes. Yeah, I was used to growing up in Chicago,
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  Speaker 1: but now Chicago could care less. Yeah yeah, it doesn't
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  Speaker 1: bother Chicago at all. Snow party, I didn't have them.
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  Speaker 1: I would make the chili. So let me ask you,
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  Speaker 1: it's easier to leave your side piece house in Chicago
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  Speaker 1: and make it home. You can do that. You can
• 16:34
  Speaker 1: do it in Chicago, whate veterans in it. Let us know.
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  Speaker 1: Are the driveway for you? Yeah? Down there to get
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  Speaker 1: out there? Help you get out the salt Chicago side
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  Speaker 1: pieces a little different than Southern side Southern So Mr
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  Speaker 1: brown House help, Yeah, yeah, I'll put chains on your tires.
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  Speaker 1: You need to get home. Remember when you had to
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  Speaker 1: go and warm up your back inside. You know what.
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  Speaker 1: I didn't have a car for a long time, so
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  Speaker 1: I remember standing on waiting on the bus with the bus.
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  Speaker 1: Oh my god, there's nothing meaning then being dressed up
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  Speaker 1: waiting on the bus. Like you said, it is really
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  Speaker 1: really North Carolina, Texas, Georgia, Louisiana, Mississippi. You know, it's
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  Speaker 1: a state of emergency and a lot of these states. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: schools have been closed for the past few days. The temperatures,
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  Speaker 1: I mean it's like a degree, but you know, a degree.
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  Speaker 1: You know what's helping to help a lot of people
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  Speaker 1: get through. George Wallace's mama is going from state to
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  Speaker 1: state on the highway path from people can go to work,
• 18:01
  Speaker 1: you know, just like taught me in the Eating Snow
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  Speaker 1: you and George the amount of snow that she can eat.
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  Speaker 1: Show down. It's coming George and Jack Man? Is this
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  Speaker 1: beyond Jack Frost right here were behind you. Yeah, if
• 18:20
  Speaker 1: you can just stay home, stay out of the cold
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  Speaker 1: and the mets and and all of that. You know,
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  Speaker 1: really dress warm when you go out. Yeah, layer up,
• 18:29
  Speaker 1: layer up. I found out how to layer living understand
• 18:33
  Speaker 1: and and bathe to y'all. Yeah, yeah, please take them
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  Speaker 1: layers off. Who doesn't Vaine it's too cold, sir. They're
• 18:44
  Speaker 1: scared to get in the water. It's take that top
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  Speaker 1: sweat off. Up in the air of the top sweater. Wow.
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  Speaker 1: Let's get a shout out though to the Northeast in
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  Speaker 1: the Midwest the time your business, all my people in Texas, Like,
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  Speaker 1: I'm looking for y'all to make it through this. I
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  Speaker 1: got love for you. Just ride it out. Ride my
• 19:15
  Speaker 1: grandmother fan open though, wide open, that's how you want
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  Speaker 1: always do. What are you cooking or what are you warming?
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  Speaker 1: The house? And everybody in the house dressed like the
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  Speaker 1: third grade. Yeah, like they're going somewhereble that that's not chocolate, okay, alright,
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  Speaker 1: So as we transition, stay warm and stay warm. They
• 19:43
  Speaker 1: want stay warm. Yes, I'm going the farthest so I'm
• 19:46
  Speaker 1: feeling good about myself. It's calling Florida to no, No,
• 19:50
  Speaker 1: what's got nice? Mother? Let me check it again. You
• 19:53
  Speaker 1: scare me now right now do that. We're gonna do
• 19:57
  Speaker 1: something called I thought them a little. It's the Jason
• 20:02
  Speaker 1: By Comedy Club, Los Angeles, California. This Tuesday, Red Grant
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• 20:09
  Speaker 1: Next Tuesday. Sheryl Underwood, Girl Underwood, hosted by Shall here
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  Speaker 1: I Go again? Get then miss coming to the stage
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  Speaker 1: and check your ahead at the Baltimore Comedy Club twenty six,
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  Speaker 1: twenty seven. This is I thought a lot of situations
• 20:30
  Speaker 1: we get in start with the phrase. I thought just sick?
• 20:35
  Speaker 1: Were you in the jam and you started off with
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  Speaker 1: I thought, for instance, I thought I had enough gays.
• 20:47
  Speaker 1: You in the stow? You got what? Yeah, I'll tell
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  Speaker 1: you what what I'm for me with man? I thought
• 20:52
  Speaker 1: he was in jail. I thought he was in there.
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  Speaker 1: No no no, no, no no no no. But I
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  Speaker 1: thought you couldn't. I thought you couldn't get breaking. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: this is the one when you really am bad. I
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  Speaker 1: thought that was your mama, whoa oh, no, no, no, no, no,
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  Speaker 1: his wife. I thought, I thought to get you in this.
• 21:24
  Speaker 1: When you look in the in the in the stroller,
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  Speaker 1: I thought that was a little boy, baby strong. All right,
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  Speaker 1: thank you guys, appreciate that. I think coming up, coming out,
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  Speaker 1: we have more time. Yeah, all right, I thought, and
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  Speaker 1: I think we have to get to this coming up
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  Speaker 1: right after this and nephew Timmy's run that prank back.
• 21:50
  Speaker 1: You're listening to Steve Harvey Morning Show. Steve Harvey still
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  Speaker 1: celebrating his birthday today after every birthday after birthday today, Steve. Yeah,
• 22:01
  Speaker 1: and getting picked up after birthday after birthday. That was great. Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: So the talk show it has been renewed for another season. Yeah, congratulations, congratulations.
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  Speaker 1: I'll be doing the show from Brazil from here on
• 22:19
  Speaker 1: because I got money. You say you're buying the Lamborghini
• 22:22
  Speaker 1: by the Lamborghini. All right. Coming up to the top
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  Speaker 1: of the hour, Musana is gonna update us with today's
• 22:29
  Speaker 1: national news. But right now, as promised, it is time
• 22:33
  Speaker 1: for the nephew to run that prank back. What you
• 22:35
  Speaker 1: got now? What better one to run back then pranking
• 22:38
  Speaker 1: Uncle Steve back in today? This is the one right
• 22:42
  Speaker 1: here with you. This is how you prank your uncle.
• 22:43
  Speaker 1: If you out there and you want to prank your uncle,
• 22:45
  Speaker 1: your auntie, this is how you do it. What are
• 22:48
  Speaker 1: your right now? Did he cutting on everybody? Check? Already
• 22:52
  Speaker 1: going to do with men? That ain't my book today?
• 22:55
  Speaker 1: Put him on the phone next. Always see, ain't writing
• 23:00
  Speaker 1: a book. You dain't even tall on me either, taller
• 23:04
  Speaker 1: on my boy. He's telling on everybody. Man, he goes
• 23:07
  Speaker 1: his book, ain't got nothing to do with you, man, No, no,
• 23:09
  Speaker 1: nobody's book. Dude, got something to do with me. Because
• 23:12
  Speaker 1: everything that Steve didn't learn if he was growing up
• 23:14
  Speaker 1: from the hood, telling on everybody. And I'm tired of this.
• 23:17
  Speaker 1: He ought to go somewhere and sit down. No, you
• 23:21
  Speaker 1: gotta get right with your girl. If he's stolen my girl,
• 23:24
  Speaker 1: he ain't got no business coming in my house in
• 23:26
  Speaker 1: my car telling every damn thing. So hello, Hello, who
• 23:31
  Speaker 1: who who is it? What is it? Hold on? Man?
• 23:34
  Speaker 1: This Steve Harvey? Who is this? This is yourm T man?
• 23:37
  Speaker 1: Listen here, man, Okay, I was gonna paone with your
• 23:39
  Speaker 1: nephew and I'm just saying this to you. Steve. Okay,
• 23:41
  Speaker 1: all up to you, dude. I see you on the
• 23:43
  Speaker 1: front of essence. I see you on the on the
• 23:45
  Speaker 1: family field, on your radio show, So why don't you
• 23:48
  Speaker 1: go somewhere and sit out and quit telling on everybody
• 23:51
  Speaker 1: what I mean it from everything, Steve. I'm riding the
• 23:54
  Speaker 1: car with my family. I'm gotta turn my radio off
• 23:57
  Speaker 1: because you're telling game. We grow up sticking together. If
• 24:00
  Speaker 1: I'm running a little game and make my ends meet
• 24:02
  Speaker 1: or whatever it is, that's my good. You ain't gonna
• 24:07
  Speaker 1: hold on hold old women. First of all, I don't
• 24:09
  Speaker 1: know who you are. I know you're going. I know
• 24:11
  Speaker 1: who you are, and we listen to the show. Had
• 24:15
  Speaker 1: first thing you're gonna do, don't back up a little
• 24:17
  Speaker 1: bit dull because you're talking to me. Play if there
• 24:20
  Speaker 1: ain't nobody scared to you because you got money, if
• 24:22
  Speaker 1: they ain't got nothing doing no money, and I ain't
• 24:25
  Speaker 1: gonna be too many listen, wait a minute, it's just
• 24:29
  Speaker 1: enjoy your life. You found the perfect Why no, you
• 24:32
  Speaker 1: you found the perfect person, the perfect relationship. Okay, that's good,
• 24:36
  Speaker 1: God pleming. Hold, don't put God in this. Leave God
• 24:39
  Speaker 1: out of this, because you ain't calling from the God.
• 24:41
  Speaker 1: Ain't go she people killed me with that part right there. God,
• 24:45
  Speaker 1: bless you. Don't throw God. You don't want God bless
• 24:47
  Speaker 1: me because you're talking too crazy to me. That's for
• 24:50
  Speaker 1: starters right there. But since you're talking crazy to me,
• 24:53
  Speaker 1: let me turn you onto something you at that running game.
• 24:56
  Speaker 1: That's your problem. Run your game. You can't get mad.
• 24:59
  Speaker 1: And because I'm doing what I do to man, y'all
• 25:03
  Speaker 1: kill me. You're out there doing what you want to do,
• 25:05
  Speaker 1: like you all of this right here. Then you're coming
• 25:08
  Speaker 1: to me because I'm trying to empower somebody. I don't
• 25:11
  Speaker 1: give a damn about you. Man, see on how you
• 25:13
  Speaker 1: want to feel about me. But what you ain't gonna do, though,
• 25:16
  Speaker 1: it's talk to me like you clay, because I ain't.
• 25:19
  Speaker 1: Let's make the player feel fair. Okay. You got the airwaves,
• 25:22
  Speaker 1: you got the microphone, You've got the ability to touch
• 25:25
  Speaker 1: a lot of people. Okay, and you're just telling you're
• 25:28
  Speaker 1: a walk keep talking on. Hold hold on. This ain't
• 25:30
  Speaker 1: got nothing to do with the aways. This ain't got
• 25:32
  Speaker 1: nothing doing with the media. This just me and you talk.
• 25:36
  Speaker 1: I talk to you personally, pernstantly me and you can
• 25:39
  Speaker 1: talk any little talk in there. You call. You're talking
• 25:46
  Speaker 1: all this yead see his people like you, man, dog,
• 25:48
  Speaker 1: You know why I wrote a book in the first place,
• 25:51
  Speaker 1: because you're always somewhere trying to act like you're something
• 25:53
  Speaker 1: that you ain't. Now you've got the sauce on the phone.
• 25:56
  Speaker 1: Now you're trying to mank about money, and to me,
• 25:58
  Speaker 1: this just me and you're just too in talking not
• 26:01
  Speaker 1: what you want. And if there's two men, then talking
• 26:03
  Speaker 1: there from one man to another, whytch. You just go
• 26:05
  Speaker 1: from where and sit down and quit telling. First of all,
• 26:08
  Speaker 1: I ain't got to sit down. You're already doing nothing
• 26:11
  Speaker 1: as it is. She was swooning as somebody go out
• 26:14
  Speaker 1: and do something, trying to do something positive. You've got
• 26:17
  Speaker 1: someone shaking big chimney wags like you sitting up in here. Man,
• 26:21
  Speaker 1: want him to go to sit down somewhere. I ain't
• 26:23
  Speaker 1: going sitting down, No damn where you can mince me
• 26:26
  Speaker 1: with that. I say what I want to say. And
• 26:29
  Speaker 1: how are you anyway? You ain't even doing nothing, And
• 26:32
  Speaker 1: don't tell me I ain't doing nothing. I tell you
• 26:33
  Speaker 1: what I am doing. I'm trying to do something. Every
• 26:36
  Speaker 1: time I take a step, you take two steps, I
• 26:38
  Speaker 1: can't hang hang hold man, kill hey, yeah, you don't
• 26:43
  Speaker 1: kill me. Why don't you quit trying and do something?
• 26:45
  Speaker 1: You won't killing me? Man? With that on you trying
• 26:48
  Speaker 1: to do something? Why don't you do something? Dog? You
• 26:51
  Speaker 1: should have been here talking to me about what you're trying.
• 26:53
  Speaker 1: You tell I was selling that same thing to your people.
• 26:56
  Speaker 1: You're trying winning your tie me and trying still when
• 26:59
  Speaker 1: you're gonna do you So I'm doing something right now
• 27:02
  Speaker 1: you're talking here on the floor. You could be improving
• 27:05
  Speaker 1: your relationship with your doing or who are you trying
• 27:07
  Speaker 1: to get it together? But you're on the phone with
• 27:09
  Speaker 1: me complaining because I wrote a book. Then don't read
• 27:12
  Speaker 1: the damn book. You probably ain't read it no way,
• 27:15
  Speaker 1: And don't watch the TV show. You probably ain't working
• 27:17
  Speaker 1: enough to play the bill? Know how I love me?
• 27:19
  Speaker 1: Wait a minute, Jo, you don't know nothing about me? Okay,
• 27:22
  Speaker 1: you don't know nothing about my finances. You know what
• 27:24
  Speaker 1: I won't about your finances? This about you as a man?
• 27:29
  Speaker 1: Think you man? If you don't want y'all Kimmy, hear
• 27:32
  Speaker 1: what y'all do to me? What y'all do to me?
• 27:34
  Speaker 1: Y'all always talking to me on the email somewhere. You're
• 27:38
  Speaker 1: always on the blog talking about me. You don't even
• 27:41
  Speaker 1: know me. Then when you're giving me face to face,
• 27:43
  Speaker 1: you want to bring up money. This concepts ain't got
• 27:46
  Speaker 1: nothing to do about money. I ain't brought them money
• 27:47
  Speaker 1: one time. It's about man who Now, why don't you
• 27:50
  Speaker 1: do that right there? I mean enough, Steve. It ain't
• 27:52
  Speaker 1: about money now because you're guy. Okay, because your guy
• 27:55
  Speaker 1: when you wouldn't broke, I bet that when you're at it,
• 28:00
  Speaker 1: just want a man, just want to When I was wo,
• 28:03
  Speaker 1: I was working. I wasn't sitting on the phone crying
• 28:05
  Speaker 1: to some other men by what he making me feel
• 28:08
  Speaker 1: with my wife. Yeah, any time I take a step forward,
• 28:10
  Speaker 1: you got me taking two step on. That's why you
• 28:13
  Speaker 1: ain't taking step I'll tell you something. Did you got
• 28:18
  Speaker 1: Frank though I do Pregny, I just uncle see husband?
• 28:52
  Speaker 1: Oh oh god, you got him? You got him? Huh.
• 29:13
  Speaker 1: That's how the nephew do it? Got yes and took
• 29:19
  Speaker 1: my boy on the line and let him with it. Yes,
• 29:21
  Speaker 1: I did I did it. He didn't did it line
• 29:25
  Speaker 1: and sink got ll up in there, didn't it? This
• 29:30
  Speaker 1: is what I love because you got it. Yeah, I
• 29:36
  Speaker 1: was scared. I say, I'm freing to get fine. I
• 29:39
  Speaker 1: know he didn't, couss. That was the miracle. You people
• 29:45
  Speaker 1: killed me. Yeah, that was the money. Yeah, yeah, because
• 29:51
  Speaker 1: you got it. You're still working. West Palm Beach flowed improv.
• 30:00
  Speaker 1: Baby the Nephew was on the way. I'm leaving late tonight.
• 30:04
  Speaker 1: I will be in West Palm Beach Friday, two shows, Saturday,
• 30:08
  Speaker 1: two shows, and one show on Sunday. The Nephew come
• 30:10
  Speaker 1: to town. A couple of characters in my pockets, A
• 30:12
  Speaker 1: couple of comedians rolling with me. Y'all, get y'all tickets,
• 30:15
  Speaker 1: come have a good time. It might be a little
• 30:16
  Speaker 1: chick of that, but I'm gonna warm it up on
• 30:18
  Speaker 1: the inside of the impro. Take us on sale right now.
• 30:21
  Speaker 1: It's gonna be hot in the impro. I'm telling you that, man.
• 30:23
  Speaker 1: Don't you mean they'll have you in their pockets? Just
• 30:26
  Speaker 1: just asking. I got my characters in my party. Don't know,
• 30:29
  Speaker 1: I don't don't care. Don't nobody in my head control me.
• 30:32
  Speaker 1: That's all right? No, no, no, all right. Listen, uh
• 30:38
  Speaker 1: we'll debate it over the break. Coming up at the
• 30:40
  Speaker 1: top of the hour, miss Anne with national news and headlines.
• 30:43
  Speaker 1: You're listening. Steve Hardy Morning Show, Steve is out today,
• 30:52
  Speaker 1: celebrating his birthday. Continuing to celebrate it, I should say,
• 30:56
  Speaker 1: the crew is here, uh, everybody present and here here
• 31:04
  Speaker 1: he hasn't all right? Well yesterday, our president. It's always
• 31:09
  Speaker 1: something right. Well, yesterday the President announced the winners of
• 31:13
  Speaker 1: the Fake News Awards. Yeah, yeah, the Fake News Awards.
• 31:22
  Speaker 1: He made this announcement where else on Twitter? Um, so
• 31:25
  Speaker 1: here the awards tally for each outlet, CNN for the
• 31:30
  Speaker 1: New York Times, got to ABC one, the Washington Post,
• 31:34
  Speaker 1: one Time one Newsweek one, the final winner on the list,
• 31:40
  Speaker 1: as Trump described it, And last, but not least, Russia collusion.
• 31:45
  Speaker 1: Russian collusion is perhaps the greatest hoax perpetuated, but perpetrated
• 31:50
  Speaker 1: on the American people. There is no collusion. The website
• 31:53
  Speaker 1: carrying the results of the Fake News Awards crashed because
• 31:57
  Speaker 1: it was flooded with visitors after Trump tweeted out the link,
• 32:00
  Speaker 1: Mr Trump tweeted, there are lots of reporters he respects
• 32:03
  Speaker 1: out there. I'm assuming the ones I'm I know, I know,
• 32:11
  Speaker 1: despite some very corrupt and dishonest media coverage, there are
• 32:15
  Speaker 1: many great reporters I respect, and lots of good news
• 32:17
  Speaker 1: for the American people to be proud of. But the issue,
• 32:21
  Speaker 1: the Russian thing is it's not a collusion rights confusion,
• 32:25
  Speaker 1: confusion that they meddled in the election. Yeah a lot.
• 32:31
  Speaker 1: That's pretty briey. Might have war and show myself. Yeah
• 32:40
  Speaker 1: I tried it anyway. All right, it is time to
• 32:45
  Speaker 1: get some real news from a real person, Tommy. Let's go.
• 32:48
  Speaker 1: Let's go the one and only miss a trip. Thank
• 32:52
  Speaker 1: you everybody. Good morning everybody out there, and here we go.
• 32:55
  Speaker 1: This is and trip. But the good morning guys, Good
• 32:57
  Speaker 1: morning everybody. Well, I got a lot to talk about.
• 33:00
  Speaker 1: Republican leaders, first of all, in Congress say they've come
• 33:02
  Speaker 1: up with a short term spending bill that would extend
• 33:05
  Speaker 1: current government funding levels till February sixteenth, and thereby keeping
• 33:09
  Speaker 1: the government from shutting down at midnight tomorrow, because that's
• 33:11
  Speaker 1: when everything's supposed to stop. That's when the dance begins
• 33:14
  Speaker 1: to against to go downhill. All the money and all
• 33:16
  Speaker 1: the funding drives up. However, GOP lawmakers want to pass
• 33:19
  Speaker 1: a measure that does not include an agreement to extend
• 33:22
  Speaker 1: the Dacca program, which protects people brought here illegally by
• 33:25
  Speaker 1: their parents, and which the Democrats have been pushing for However,
• 33:29
  Speaker 1: White House spokesperson Sarah Sanders says the immigration issue can
• 33:32
  Speaker 1: wait because the administration does not want a government shutdown. Look,
• 33:35
  Speaker 1: that's never been a preference of this administration. It wasn't then,
• 33:39
  Speaker 1: it isn't now, um and again, if that does happen,
• 33:43
  Speaker 1: the blame default will all lie at one place, because
• 33:47
  Speaker 1: we would like to see a budget people happen. But
• 33:49
  Speaker 1: Senate Minority Leader Chuck Schumer says that while Democrats are
• 33:52
  Speaker 1: eager to avoid a shut down, they must be heard
• 33:55
  Speaker 1: and will not be blamed if the stopgap funding measure
• 33:58
  Speaker 1: fails to pass. Time and time again, we want to
• 34:01
  Speaker 1: work in a bipartisan way. But Leader McConnell, on this instance,
• 34:06
  Speaker 1: as on many many others, says our way or no way,
• 34:10
  Speaker 1: that's wrong. Okay, Well anyway here, Steve Bannon was Capitol
• 34:15
  Speaker 1: Hill and he was still talking and not talking. That is,
• 34:18
  Speaker 1: he was a question by the House Intelligence Committee, but
• 34:20
  Speaker 1: he really did not say anything. In fact, at one
• 34:22
  Speaker 1: point they said that he was relating his lawyer was
• 34:25
  Speaker 1: relating the questions. He was being asked by the lawmakers
• 34:27
  Speaker 1: by phone to the White House and getting advice. As
• 34:30
  Speaker 1: I said, Bannon is said to have answered very very
• 34:32
  Speaker 1: few of the questions that he was asked. The Deep
• 34:34
  Speaker 1: South remains in a deep freeze today. In fact, states
• 34:36
  Speaker 1: of emergency have been declared in states throughout the South
• 34:39
  Speaker 1: because of the unusually cold and snowy weather down there,
• 34:43
  Speaker 1: of the National Weather Services attributing ten deaths to the
• 34:45
  Speaker 1: frigid temperatures. President of the Trump administration is objecting to
• 34:50
  Speaker 1: a request to use unclaimed money from a legal settlement
• 34:54
  Speaker 1: to fund the memorial planned to honor the victims of
• 34:57
  Speaker 1: the government's infamous Tuskegee syphilis. That's right, The money is
• 35:01
  Speaker 1: part of a nine million dollars settlement that was really
• 35:04
  Speaker 1: reached back in nineteen seventy five. It was meant to
• 35:06
  Speaker 1: compensate UH the hundreds of black men who were diagnosed
• 35:10
  Speaker 1: with syphilis, but as you probably know who, federal doctors
• 35:13
  Speaker 1: only pretended to treat for years just so they could
• 35:15
  Speaker 1: study the progression of the disease. However, the Republican led
• 35:19
  Speaker 1: Justice Department says that releasing that money UH would violate
• 35:22
  Speaker 1: the terms of the class action suit they brought it about,
• 35:24
  Speaker 1: and again that money would be used UH to fund
• 35:27
  Speaker 1: a memorial plan to honor the victims of the Tuskegee
• 35:29
  Speaker 1: Syphilism experiments. People are being urged to donate blood all
• 35:34
  Speaker 1: over the country today because police firefighters asking people to
• 35:37
  Speaker 1: come out and give blood. Apparently, the Red Cross says
• 35:39
  Speaker 1: it's experiencing a national blood emergency and having trouble providing
• 35:44
  Speaker 1: hospitals with the amount of blood that they need. The
• 35:47
  Speaker 1: folks at the u S Sentence for Disease Controls say
• 35:48
  Speaker 1: they've actually been given a list of words they can
• 35:50
  Speaker 1: no longer use in official budget documents. According to The
• 35:53
  Speaker 1: Washington Post, the Trump administrations forbidding the use of seven
• 35:58
  Speaker 1: words and phrases when it's a budgetary request from the
• 36:01
  Speaker 1: White House, including the words science based, diversity, entitlement, transgender,
• 36:10
  Speaker 1: fetus vulnerable, and evidence based. That's right, they can't use
• 36:15
  Speaker 1: those words anymore. A man accused of driving his car
• 36:18
  Speaker 1: into a crowd of anti clan protests in Charletsville, Virginia,
• 36:21
  Speaker 1: is now facing upgraded charges. One protest was killed, so
• 36:25
  Speaker 1: now twenty year old James Alex Fields faces life in
• 36:28
  Speaker 1: prison if he's convicted of first degree murder. Fields is
• 36:31
  Speaker 1: still charged with nine lesser felonies. Prosecutors say that James
• 36:34
  Speaker 1: Fields was photographed hours before the attack holding up a
• 36:38
  Speaker 1: shield of a white supremacist group. Case will now be
• 36:41
  Speaker 1: presented to a gran jury for indictment. Sad news. R
• 36:45
  Speaker 1: and B singer and songwriter Denise La Sal has died.
• 36:48
  Speaker 1: Denise La Sal probably best known for her number one
• 36:50
  Speaker 1: hit Trapped by a Thing call of Slowly Trapped Father
• 37:05
  Speaker 1: Denis So Sal was seventy eight, by the way, that
• 37:07
  Speaker 1: became an international hit. And finally, today is National Sanctity
• 37:11
  Speaker 1: of a Human Life Day and also Gourmet Coffee Day.
• 37:15
  Speaker 1: M and I could do with a cup right now again,
• 37:18
  Speaker 1: Still fridget in the South, Still friget in the North,
• 37:20
  Speaker 1: but things warming up a little bit. Back Eugene the Butterfly,
• 37:24
  Speaker 1: I don't know, I'm crying to twenty minutes after the hour,
• 37:26
  Speaker 1: So stay tuned to the Steve Harvey Morning Show. You're
• 37:29
  Speaker 1: listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show. All right, listen,
• 37:33
  Speaker 1: it is time. It's time, all right. He likes a
• 37:38
  Speaker 1: big introduction, so let's give him one. It's time. Jake,
• 37:40
  Speaker 1: come on, you left up the missed the metal Park.
• 37:54
  Speaker 1: Please do the medal Park for me? Do you know
• 38:00
  Speaker 1: about it? Do you known't like? Do you know butterfly?
• 38:09
  Speaker 1: Do do you know? Do you know the butterfly? Because
• 38:18
  Speaker 1: I do? Do you know the butterfly? Cl i' you
• 38:26
  Speaker 1: know a do you know butterfly? Do you know the butterfly?
• 38:33
  Speaker 1: I do? Everybody? Do you know butterfly? You know butterflog?
• 38:46
  Speaker 1: Like you it kind of do you know? But I
• 38:50
  Speaker 1: was like, dude, do you don't will butterfly hard? Do
• 38:59
  Speaker 1: you know? Doos? Do you know? You know? I don't
• 39:21
  Speaker 1: like this from Steve Harvey. I don't expect this from you.
• 39:23
  Speaker 1: Are you are supposed to be a little bit more
• 39:25
  Speaker 1: but tore than that junior to butterfly? They were getting
• 39:29
  Speaker 1: it though it was they got they got carried away,
• 39:37
  Speaker 1: so we never know. Good morning everyone, surely, Carlin Anthony Brown,
• 39:45
  Speaker 1: I want you to let me let me say this
• 39:47
  Speaker 1: to you, Jamie Brown. When I come out and stay,
• 39:49
  Speaker 1: do you know people are doing that? Now? They do
• 39:54
  Speaker 1: that and they just keep doing it at least about
• 39:56
  Speaker 1: thirty seconds. INTI I calm them down. But it is
• 39:59
  Speaker 1: great to walk out on agent and people. You know,
• 40:00
  Speaker 1: you just grace the people and they love what you're doing.
• 40:04
  Speaker 1: And that's what's gonna take place in Westbound Beach Florida
• 40:06
  Speaker 1: this weekend. Eugene and Twine Fergus said, we'll be there
• 40:10
  Speaker 1: in fully back. I just don't know what I'm wearing.
• 40:11
  Speaker 1: You asked the question about this. I haven't bought any
• 40:14
  Speaker 1: outfits for the new year. Go ahead, you will get
• 40:17
  Speaker 1: the most time on the show in Westbound, Boine Fergus,
• 40:26
  Speaker 1: trust me, yes, well, how much. Don't see that happening.
• 40:32
  Speaker 1: But he might do. He gotta come. He always got,
• 40:34
  Speaker 1: he do too much time. First of all, he goes
• 40:38
  Speaker 1: over his time every time. He just you know what,
• 40:41
  Speaker 1: because he's scared I'm coming behind him, and he knows
• 40:43
  Speaker 1: I come to cleaning island. Alright, thank you, Butterfly coming
• 40:47
  Speaker 1: up at thirty four after the hour. Government shutdown is
• 40:50
  Speaker 1: looming for tomorrow. We'll talk about it. You're listening to
• 40:54
  Speaker 1: Steve Harvey Morning Show. All right, I know you guys
• 40:58
  Speaker 1: have heard about this about the president's physical President's physical alright,
• 41:05
  Speaker 1: let's get into that White House physician Donnie run Dr
• 41:08
  Speaker 1: Ronnie Jackson, Dr right, yes, yes, imagine that ever Ronnie
• 41:24
  Speaker 1: Jackson I know is black. Yeah, yes, all right, So
• 41:31
  Speaker 1: Dr Ronnie Jackson is giving presidents a clean bill of health. Guys, okay.
• 41:38
  Speaker 1: Dr Jackson said he performed cognitive and neurological exams and
• 41:42
  Speaker 1: has no concerns. He called Trump very sharp. Dr Jackson
• 41:46
  Speaker 1: says Trump should remain very healthy for the duration of
• 41:50
  Speaker 1: his presidency and has advised the President to reduce fats
• 41:53
  Speaker 1: and carbs and lose ten to fifteen pounds. Come on,
• 41:59
  Speaker 1: which away on your number jacket that that jacket has
• 42:09
  Speaker 1: more pool miles on it than anything. Listen to what
• 42:14
  Speaker 1: the President said, though he offered. He did offer a
• 42:16
  Speaker 1: little just a little clap back on this one. He
• 42:18
  Speaker 1: said he gets a lot of exercise at the White
• 42:21
  Speaker 1: House and on the golf course. And although he rides
• 42:25
  Speaker 1: in a golf cart, what do you do. It's so
• 42:29
  Speaker 1: weird to see see the president out of the golf
• 42:32
  Speaker 1: because he's as big as a golf cart. Yeah, he
• 42:37
  Speaker 1: needs to ride by himself. He was doing an interview. Huh,
• 42:41
  Speaker 1: we need to send Conrad Mary over there and let
• 42:43
  Speaker 1: him Dr Conrad. I'm sorry, really, nephew, all right, During
• 42:51
  Speaker 1: the he had an Oval Office interview in the President
• 42:54
  Speaker 1: who is seventy one, let's say that he's yeah. He
• 42:57
  Speaker 1: says yeah, he says, I get a lot of exercise
• 43:00
  Speaker 1: I mean I walk, I this, I that I run
• 43:03
  Speaker 1: over to a building next door. I get more exercise
• 43:06
  Speaker 1: than people think. Did he did he not? Did he?
• 43:10
  Speaker 1: Did he not? Just say I run over to a
• 43:11
  Speaker 1: building next day, that being he ain't going far. Now
• 43:20
  Speaker 1: what anything strong on trumps his fingers because he tweeked. Yeah, yeah, yeah,
• 43:32
  Speaker 1: it's right there with whooped, whoop. You know you know
• 43:34
  Speaker 1: what I'm saying. You know what I'm saying. Who jacket
• 43:40
  Speaker 1: jacket jacket Jackson in the house running Jackson was President
• 43:47
  Speaker 1: Obama's It was. Yeah. Obama was a very fit president.
• 43:53
  Speaker 1: He ran down the step. Yeah, didn't hold the rail.
• 44:00
  Speaker 1: He played, but he definitely played that. I mean he
• 44:03
  Speaker 1: did smoke, he did have and he stopped to get stopped.
• 44:06
  Speaker 1: But he did two thirty five thirty. I'm not looking
• 44:10
  Speaker 1: at two thirty. Jon got to be close. I swear
• 44:19
  Speaker 1: him and Marco got the same by shape. I don't
• 44:21
  Speaker 1: know WoT it when I'm looking at that way. By
• 44:27
  Speaker 1: I know that's too mate. What you say, now, how
• 44:31
  Speaker 1: much you think about three twelve three twelve? What that
• 44:37
  Speaker 1: person that at to be at the carnival? I guess
• 44:39
  Speaker 1: your weight and get them. They do no good one heavyweight.
• 44:46
  Speaker 1: He's not to. The President said he's seen a lot
• 44:50
  Speaker 1: of people, you know, they get their knees, their new
• 44:52
  Speaker 1: knees when they're about fifty five, and then they get
• 44:54
  Speaker 1: their hips and and do all of those things. He said,
• 44:57
  Speaker 1: he doesn't have those problems. He does and eats fast
• 45:02
  Speaker 1: foods all day long, and he's a crazy Who are
• 45:08
  Speaker 1: you kidding? Yeah, who are you laying it? Turned? If
• 45:13
  Speaker 1: you're looking for fake news, how is that? How is
• 45:18
  Speaker 1: it that no one believes his physical report? But no
• 45:21
  Speaker 1: one believes but questioning, Yeah, you don't believe. He's just
• 45:26
  Speaker 1: saying you don't. He can't finish a sentence without taking
• 45:29
  Speaker 1: a go for water rain, Yeah, the same thing he clowned. Um, yeah, alright, alright,
• 45:42
  Speaker 1: we're gonna move on. Nephew Tommy is up right after
• 45:45
  Speaker 1: this with his frank phone call. You're listening to Steve
• 45:49
  Speaker 1: Harvey Morning Show, all right. Coming up at the top
• 45:52
  Speaker 1: of the hour, right about four minutes after it is
• 45:54
  Speaker 1: today's Strawberry Letters, subject I should have stayed away from.
• 45:58
  Speaker 1: Oh this is a good one. Can times I heard
• 46:03
  Speaker 1: that ain't good money for it too? But that's next
• 46:07
  Speaker 1: that you tell me is here with today's prank phone call.
• 46:10
  Speaker 1: What you got now? Y'all eat too much chicken? Mmm?
• 46:16
  Speaker 1: Don't get is that the prank of that? For real?
• 46:19
  Speaker 1: Who are you talking? That's that's the here the nerve
• 46:23
  Speaker 1: in the junior eat too much chicken? Okay, Hello, Hello,
• 46:29
  Speaker 1: I'm trying to reach Jason Police. It's Jason. Hi, Jason,
• 46:32
  Speaker 1: my name is Remy. I'm calling with b P E
• 46:35
  Speaker 1: t MC. How think they're going? I'm going but with
• 46:38
  Speaker 1: the BT whoever that is b P E t m C. Why.
• 46:42
  Speaker 1: It's an organization we've been around for the last five
• 46:44
  Speaker 1: years and we're trying to help different things in the
• 46:46
  Speaker 1: black community and wanted to reach out and give you
• 46:48
  Speaker 1: a call and see if you would be on board
• 46:50
  Speaker 1: or help signing a petition that we're gonna have going
• 46:53
  Speaker 1: around with b P E t MC if you don't mind, Okay,
• 46:57
  Speaker 1: what is it about? Well, b P E T m C.
• 47:00
  Speaker 1: Jason is uh, black people eat too much chicken and
• 47:03
  Speaker 1: what we're trying to do is cut back to beat
• 47:06
  Speaker 1: too much chicken? What the hell is this? My name,
• 47:10
  Speaker 1: my name is Remy, Sir. Okay, what do you mean
• 47:12
  Speaker 1: about black people eat too much chicken? We we've we've
• 47:16
  Speaker 1: done a we've we've done a test study, and we realized, sir,
• 47:20
  Speaker 1: the black people are the ones that are eating too
• 47:21
  Speaker 1: much chicken. And what we want to do is trying
• 47:23
  Speaker 1: to cut back because right now there's a Chinese and
• 47:26
  Speaker 1: ask them. They eat all time the chicken, chicken food,
• 47:28
  Speaker 1: young all this yeah chicken and white TV chicken alligate
• 47:32
  Speaker 1: all this chicken, chicken, stir fire rice with chicken. And
• 47:35
  Speaker 1: always said, you want to come to me talking about
• 47:36
  Speaker 1: a black person eat too much damn chicken? Did you
• 47:39
  Speaker 1: ask white people? I bet you didn't know. We're no
• 47:41
  Speaker 1: white folks. I bet you don't go to them out
• 47:44
  Speaker 1: of them. Uh, well, so we're gonna we're gonna get
• 47:46
  Speaker 1: to that. We're starting in the black community. You black
• 47:49
  Speaker 1: people are the ones that seemed to buy the most chicken,
• 47:52
  Speaker 1: no chicken. Guess what how do we eat chicken? And
• 47:55
  Speaker 1: if I did, he's chicken, i' because he man. We go,
• 47:59
  Speaker 1: are you think at something you kind of y'all got
• 48:05
  Speaker 1: my number in it. We actually we're getting numbers from
• 48:09
  Speaker 1: the supermarket. Uh, and we're getting a listing of people.
• 48:11
  Speaker 1: A boy, the most come in supermarket, sir. The main
• 48:17
  Speaker 1: thing we're trying to get you to do is cutback
• 48:18
  Speaker 1: on eating chicken. Now, what we want you I don't
• 48:21
  Speaker 1: eat chicken. And you know what I'm gonna do. I'm
• 48:23
  Speaker 1: gonna go and eat chicken and don't call me about
• 48:27
  Speaker 1: eating too much. I don't even a calmer phone. So
• 48:31
  Speaker 1: you got that? Hello? Hello, I'm trying to reach callaway?
• 48:38
  Speaker 1: Is this callaway? Yeah? How you doing? My name is Remy.
• 48:43
  Speaker 1: I'm with b P E t MC. And uh, my
• 48:49
  Speaker 1: name is Remy, sir. I'm with b P E t MC.
• 48:52
  Speaker 1: What we're doing is we have a petition we're trying
• 48:55
  Speaker 1: to get signed throughout the black community, uh of some
• 48:58
  Speaker 1: things that we're trying to actually help in the black community.
• 49:01
  Speaker 1: Uh So b P E t MC, is that actually
• 49:04
  Speaker 1: an organization and we're trying to actually uh save some
• 49:07
  Speaker 1: things in the black community. What's it? What's the what
• 49:10
  Speaker 1: is that? What's that stand for? What there is that BT?
• 49:12
  Speaker 1: What is that for? B P E t MC is is, uh,
• 49:16
  Speaker 1: black people eat too much chicken? And what we're trying
• 49:20
  Speaker 1: to do, Man, you gotta be kidding me, man, man,
• 49:24
  Speaker 1: this is this is Remy sir. We're trying to get
• 49:26
  Speaker 1: you all to actually sign a petition. What's going on
• 49:28
  Speaker 1: is black people are buying too much chicken. You gotta
• 49:31
  Speaker 1: be kidding me with this man. This is a white man.
• 49:35
  Speaker 1: Who is this man? I am Caucasian, sir? Yes, Now,
• 49:38
  Speaker 1: why are you calling me with this? But what we're
• 49:40
  Speaker 1: trying to do is we're trying to get how do
• 49:43
  Speaker 1: you get my number? First of all, Actually we're getting
• 49:46
  Speaker 1: we're getting numbers from supermarkets that are letting us know,
• 49:49
  Speaker 1: uh people, Maybe we'll get to my phone with this
• 49:52
  Speaker 1: man thought from chicken man more, you can let me
• 49:56
  Speaker 1: get smack one of y'all. Okay, sir. We're trying to
• 50:00
  Speaker 1: do is get you guys to cut back on buying chicken.
• 50:03
  Speaker 1: You're talking about you guys. Well, the black community is
• 50:07
  Speaker 1: the black community. You've been going with it? You got
• 50:11
  Speaker 1: then I'll be calling my phone with the man. Hello, Hello,
• 50:17
  Speaker 1: I'm trying to reach Valerie A vow a shape? How
• 50:20
  Speaker 1: can I help you? All right? My name is Remy.
• 50:22
  Speaker 1: I'm with BP E t MC. How you doing. I'm
• 50:26
  Speaker 1: doing fine and I'm very well, ma'am. Listen, what we're
• 50:30
  Speaker 1: trying to do is, uh, if I take a little
• 50:32
  Speaker 1: bit of your time, we're trying to actually get a
• 50:35
  Speaker 1: survey signed by people in the black community. We're actually
• 50:38
  Speaker 1: trying to help out in the black community. The organization
• 50:40
  Speaker 1: is bp E t MC and what this is is blackness.
• 50:44
  Speaker 1: What is that? Uh, that's that's Black people eat too
• 50:48
  Speaker 1: much chicken. So what we're doing is we're trying to
• 50:50
  Speaker 1: get black say that one time for me. Black people
• 50:55
  Speaker 1: eat too much chicken. You see, there's been a shortage
• 50:58
  Speaker 1: in chicken. So what we're trying to do is get
• 51:00
  Speaker 1: black people in chicken. And you want to do a survey,
• 51:05
  Speaker 1: what we want what we want you guys to do
• 51:07
  Speaker 1: with sign a petition that you're not gonna eat anymore
• 51:09
  Speaker 1: chicken this year. Why does it make sense? We just
• 51:12
  Speaker 1: don't eat chicken, you know, we eat beef, we eat steak,
• 51:15
  Speaker 1: eat fish. I don't see you're trying to part that
• 51:18
  Speaker 1: off the market. Now, why would you want to tell
• 51:20
  Speaker 1: us not to to eat chicken and we eat other
• 51:23
  Speaker 1: stuff too? What are you getting her designed in front?
• 51:25
  Speaker 1: Because this doesn't make any sense. The test study, man
• 51:28
  Speaker 1: was over chicken, and it just seems like that this study.
• 51:32
  Speaker 1: Who did this test study? Well we did, man, we're
• 51:35
  Speaker 1: vpe TMC and what we're after doing the test study.
• 51:38
  Speaker 1: We did realize that the black people are the ones
• 51:41
  Speaker 1: that test. I just do that to do black people.
• 51:44
  Speaker 1: I mean, did you use white people? But white people
• 51:46
  Speaker 1: eat chicken too? And she says thats all diets and stuff. Okay, man,
• 51:50
  Speaker 1: well that Asian? What about your Hispanic? Did you use them? Okay, ma'am,
• 51:55
  Speaker 1: listen what the bottom line is. Our first study is
• 51:58
  Speaker 1: black people. And when we're trying to do is get
• 52:00
  Speaker 1: you guys to cut back on eat. Yes, daddy should
• 52:03
  Speaker 1: be everybody. This is some when should get my number from? Man?
• 52:06
  Speaker 1: We got we got numbers from the supermarkets that people
• 52:09
  Speaker 1: that number from those supermarkets. I don't give my number
• 52:12
  Speaker 1: to no supermarket. This is don't making me damn sense.
• 52:14
  Speaker 1: You're calling me, interrupting me about something like this. This
• 52:17
  Speaker 1: is this bottom line, ma'am. You don't you don't tell me.
• 52:22
  Speaker 1: I'm not telling me what the hair I can't you know?
• 52:26
  Speaker 1: You got nice push this up? Yes, you do. Pus
• 52:30
  Speaker 1: this calling somebody telling them sting black people eat too
• 52:33
  Speaker 1: much chick? You and your partition. Would you like to
• 52:36
  Speaker 1: hear what the survey is actually saying? No, I don't
• 52:39
  Speaker 1: want to hear that the survey is actually saying, because
• 52:41
  Speaker 1: what you're saying about a whole bunch of But the
• 52:44
  Speaker 1: survey is saying that this is Nephew taught me from
• 52:47
  Speaker 1: the Steve Harvey Morning Show. Valerie, this is Nephew tad.
• 52:58
  Speaker 1: Oh you're wrong. You're wrong, You're wrong. You're gonna quit
• 53:08
  Speaker 1: eating all that chicken. Man, cut back on this chicken.
• 53:16
  Speaker 1: Cross the road to get away from back people, Get
• 53:19
  Speaker 1: away from that pike by Tommy West palm BT. I
• 53:24
  Speaker 1: come baby on the plane to night two shows on Friday,
• 53:27
  Speaker 1: two on Saturday, and one on Sunday. Have your chicken
• 53:30
  Speaker 1: before you get to me. That's right, I prov And
• 53:36
  Speaker 1: it's cold down there. You're gonna sell some wings this week? Okay,
• 53:42
  Speaker 1: Wings and crown. First thing to go, is it? What
• 53:46
  Speaker 1: is it? Wings? And what time? Crying? But not right
• 53:52
  Speaker 1: out of now. I want to run out and see
• 53:53
  Speaker 1: what the what? What the owner gonna come down there,
• 53:56
  Speaker 1: comedy club, drink any kind we out of wings and
• 54:00
  Speaker 1: go home. We're gonna go home. They won't even pay
• 54:04
  Speaker 1: the bill. Yeah, this is not funny. What's your favorite?
• 54:08
  Speaker 1: What's your favorite? Flavor? Litton pepper got me by far
• 54:11
  Speaker 1: little lemon, Paul. I thought you was talking about Crown,
• 54:15
  Speaker 1: I was gonna say Apple Crown, Crown, h the lemon
• 54:28
  Speaker 1: pepper is the wing. Yeah, but I love hot wings.
• 54:32
  Speaker 1: Though I love hot wings. J. J. Brown MoPo sauce? Something?
• 54:37
  Speaker 1: Is that what you're just saying? I think it is
• 54:41
  Speaker 1: shameless plugs? Where can you get your sauce online? Online?
• 54:46
  Speaker 1: I'll just bring you something you Well, okay, you can
• 54:49
  Speaker 1: bring me some. But what about the people who you're
• 54:51
  Speaker 1: go online and get it? Ja comedy clup on my
• 54:54
  Speaker 1: website you can get right, ja spot how much? How clubs?
• 54:59
  Speaker 1: How much? One or how many times do we have
• 55:01
  Speaker 1: to tell you you can plug your stuff? All right?
• 55:07
  Speaker 1: All right? Coming up at the top of the hour,
• 55:09
  Speaker 1: today's strawberry letter. I should have stayed away from him.
• 55:13
  Speaker 1: You're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show. Okay, before
• 55:17
  Speaker 1: we get to this strawberry letter subject, I should have
• 55:21
  Speaker 1: left him. I should have stayed away from him. I
• 55:22
  Speaker 1: should have stayed away from him, let's talk what happened
• 55:25
  Speaker 1: with the clippers. What happened with this whole lot of
• 55:29
  Speaker 1: situation Clippers in Houston? We have a problem. Yeah, locker room,
• 55:35
  Speaker 1: locker room problems. They got into it on the court
• 55:39
  Speaker 1: and it spilled over into the locker room, and of
• 55:41
  Speaker 1: course they was playing in l A, so Chris Paul
• 55:44
  Speaker 1: knows exactly how to get to get back to the Yeah, right,
• 55:50
  Speaker 1: But wait a minute, I mean they get into it
• 55:52
  Speaker 1: a lot on on the floor. So what made this
• 55:54
  Speaker 1: so specially? It ain't over? And ain't you know how
• 56:00
  Speaker 1: to go? It ain't over? And it was over because
• 56:06
  Speaker 1: on the court Blake Griffin kind of bumped Mike D'Antoni
• 56:09
  Speaker 1: was he did that the rock like, hey man, that's unnecessary.
• 56:12
  Speaker 1: Now we got all the screaming from benches, you know,
• 56:14
  Speaker 1: off the benches, you know, Blake ye light skinning, you know,
• 56:18
  Speaker 1: good have high yellow. Did they get into the locker room?
• 56:26
  Speaker 1: Chris Paul said, hey, we've been going over and handle this,
• 56:30
  Speaker 1: and he took Jill Green over there. Jane Hard went
• 56:34
  Speaker 1: over there. The beard, Yeah, the beard. The shepherd went
• 56:39
  Speaker 1: over there, the shepherd, Yes, he did. We knew then
• 56:42
  Speaker 1: we weren't gonna in the fight to shoot the ball,
• 56:48
  Speaker 1: just shoot the ball. But this is what I don't understand.
• 56:52
  Speaker 1: Why did Click Capella go knock on the front door.
• 56:54
  Speaker 1: You can't fight knocking on the front though. Yeah, you
• 56:58
  Speaker 1: gotta come in there and read it. So the hallway,
• 57:01
  Speaker 1: how you act hallway to get the other because the
• 57:05
  Speaker 1: media it's inaccessible. But the security opened the door and
• 57:10
  Speaker 1: they walked in and they broke it up before it
• 57:12
  Speaker 1: got physical. But it wasn't yelling back and forth another way.
• 57:16
  Speaker 1: Houston had already got there behind the call the court room.
• 57:22
  Speaker 1: Chris Paul's team, but them Rockets don't sleep. The Rockets
• 57:25
  Speaker 1: gonna be in the play team. But but they're saying
• 57:28
  Speaker 1: that Chris Paul and James Harden were the peacemakers. People
• 57:31
  Speaker 1: were saying they were trying. They were trying to stop it.
• 57:35
  Speaker 1: I understand it, But why would you leave them over
• 57:37
  Speaker 1: there this way? Agree with that? J No, I don't
• 57:44
  Speaker 1: think so. Anytime somebody says I know how to get
• 57:48
  Speaker 1: over to the other side, it's gonna be don't follow
• 57:51
  Speaker 1: that food. But not going to suspend there because they
• 57:54
  Speaker 1: did two star players. How would you gonna suspend it
• 57:57
  Speaker 1: they could possibly be suspended. Yeah, Well, investigatuple games Joe
• 58:02
  Speaker 1: Green and Treble reason they have for two games. Oh wow.
• 58:06
  Speaker 1: But if you want a real fight, though, you gotta
• 58:08
  Speaker 1: have Matt Bond somewhere in You need the Matt bonds
• 58:12
  Speaker 1: on your side. If you're gonna fight, fight, you mean
• 58:14
  Speaker 1: Matt Burns who drove and yes and yes he did,
• 58:22
  Speaker 1: and then get back in time for the game, got
• 58:24
  Speaker 1: back in time for the starting lineup. That's that's who
• 58:29
  Speaker 1: you want. Yeah, that's my dog. You need somebody don't
• 58:35
  Speaker 1: really care about their face, you know, that's what you
• 58:38
  Speaker 1: want on your team. Fight. I just thought it was
• 58:40
  Speaker 1: pretty serious, only because, like I said, stuff happens in
• 58:42
  Speaker 1: the court all the time. But to take it back
• 58:44
  Speaker 1: to the locker room, yeah, no one can see it,
• 58:48
  Speaker 1: but you know that's how people get shot. Let's go
• 58:52
  Speaker 1: over there. You know what famous last one, Well, let's
• 58:56
  Speaker 1: go over there. There were man, I'm going over and
• 59:03
  Speaker 1: disrespected the Rockets head coach Bally. Okay, alright, love the
• 59:08
  Speaker 1: coach gown. What are you doing? Alright, nephew, come on,
• 59:16
  Speaker 1: let's get to it. Buckle up and hold on tight.
• 59:18
  Speaker 1: We got it for you here. It is the Strawberry Letter,
• 59:20
  Speaker 1: all right, and Steve's out today, so we'll have the crew.
• 59:22
  Speaker 1: Of course, I'll read it and respond, and then there's Jay,
• 59:24
  Speaker 1: and then there's Junior, and then there's the nephew with
• 59:27
  Speaker 1: their response to today's Strawberry letters, subject I should have
• 59:31
  Speaker 1: stayed away from him. Dear Stephen Shirley, my neighbor has
• 59:36
  Speaker 1: been quite a ladies man for the past few years.
• 59:40
  Speaker 1: He has had many many women, young ones old, one slim, thick, black, Hispanic,
• 59:46
  Speaker 1: and jay white. Yes, I used to see all these
• 59:52
  Speaker 1: women parading in and out of his house, and it
• 59:54
  Speaker 1: made me wonder how good this man really was. All
• 59:58
  Speaker 1: of the women seemed to leave of his place happy.
• 1:00:01
  Speaker 1: For a long time, I kept away from this man
• 1:00:04
  Speaker 1: until recently. I just had to find out for myself.
• 1:00:08
  Speaker 1: I'm a good woman in every way, and I didn't
• 1:00:10
  Speaker 1: want to get caught up. But when I went over
• 1:00:12
  Speaker 1: there and found out that he is too good to
• 1:00:16
  Speaker 1: be true, he was better than good. He was great.
• 1:00:23
  Speaker 1: Now I'm stuck and I see him often. He kisses me,
• 1:00:30
  Speaker 1: he hugs me, he holds me. This is the one
• 1:00:34
  Speaker 1: that got me. He rubs my feet. God, but he
• 1:00:40
  Speaker 1: is only thirty two years old. I love everything about him,
• 1:00:46
  Speaker 1: his height, his slim frame, his golden skin color, and
• 1:00:51
  Speaker 1: the shape of his lips. But I don't know how
• 1:00:54
  Speaker 1: long he will be with just me. He is always
• 1:00:57
  Speaker 1: honest and leaves his phone around me so is it
• 1:01:01
  Speaker 1: possible that I may be the one. I don't want
• 1:01:05
  Speaker 1: to get hurt. Now that I have him and he's
• 1:01:08
  Speaker 1: into me, I want the old him back. Is that crazy?
• 1:01:11
  Speaker 1: Do you think he's already seeing other women like before
• 1:01:15
  Speaker 1: and I just don't know it? Please help hello it?
• 1:01:18
  Speaker 1: Okay this, you're not being brilliant. Okay, you heard the
• 1:01:29
  Speaker 1: same curiosity kill the cats. Well, don't let it kill yours.
• 1:01:33
  Speaker 1: That's all I gotta say. Let it kill yours. I mean,
• 1:01:41
  Speaker 1: you know what you signed up for. You live next door.
• 1:01:44
  Speaker 1: This man is your neighbors. You see the women going in,
• 1:01:48
  Speaker 1: going out, all kinds of women, all different types of women.
• 1:01:52
  Speaker 1: The young ones you said, thick one, skinny ones, black ones, hispanic.
• 1:01:56
  Speaker 1: What you saw? It all go down? And now you're
• 1:01:59
  Speaker 1: in there. You don't want to be caught up. Oh
• 1:02:01
  Speaker 1: you're caught up. You are caught up. He always leaves honest,
• 1:02:05
  Speaker 1: he always leaves his phone around, he's he's always honest
• 1:02:08
  Speaker 1: with you. Okay, then so you know the deal. So
• 1:02:11
  Speaker 1: when it starts happening, and it is going to start happening,
• 1:02:15
  Speaker 1: because you haven't tied him down, you don't have a ring,
• 1:02:17
  Speaker 1: you don't you know none of that is going on.
• 1:02:19
  Speaker 1: You might, as he told you, you're the one. You
• 1:02:21
  Speaker 1: think you might be the one, so it could very
• 1:02:24
  Speaker 1: well happen. Again. I'm just letting you know, be warned,
• 1:02:28
  Speaker 1: be warned. I mean, there are women that can change men.
• 1:02:30
  Speaker 1: But in this situation, you have given me no clue
• 1:02:34
  Speaker 1: that you know that he has changed. He has changed,
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  Speaker 1: and you want him to go back to the old guy.
• 1:02:39
  Speaker 1: Why why? All right, let's get to you guys before
• 1:02:43
  Speaker 1: we have to go to break Jay. White women women
• 1:02:46
  Speaker 1: in Ninja is the only one you're talking to us,
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  Speaker 1: the one that's one I'm most focuseding on. Not gonna
• 1:02:54
  Speaker 1: give up. White women. Not gonna happen. He just can't
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  Speaker 1: do that. All Right, we'll have part two. We'll come
• 1:03:02
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• 1:03:06
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• 1:03:10
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• 1:03:12
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• 1:03:27
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  Speaker 1: to confess. You know, we ain't even at the weekend
• 1:03:37
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• 1:03:39
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• 1:03:42
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  Speaker 1: genius like Myselle. Okay, Wow, that was a se It's
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  Speaker 1: hard to recover from that one. In the president A
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  Speaker 1: seven seventh went nine. Steve is a number as subject
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  Speaker 1: of today's letter, I should have stayed away from him,
• 1:04:05
  Speaker 1: do Stephen Shirley, my neighbor, has been quite a ladiesman
• 1:04:07
  Speaker 1: for the past few years. He has had many many women, young, old, slim, thig, black,
• 1:04:12
  Speaker 1: Hispanic and white. I used to see all these women
• 1:04:14
  Speaker 1: parading in and out of his house. Made me wonder
• 1:04:16
  Speaker 1: how good this man really was. All of the women
• 1:04:18
  Speaker 1: see him to leave his place happy. For a long time,
• 1:04:21
  Speaker 1: I kept away from this man until recently. I just
• 1:04:23
  Speaker 1: had to find out for myself. I'm a good woman
• 1:04:25
  Speaker 1: in every way, and I didn't want to get caught up,
• 1:04:28
  Speaker 1: but I went over there and found out he is
• 1:04:30
  Speaker 1: too good to be true. He was better than good.
• 1:04:33
  Speaker 1: He was great. Now I'm stuck and I see him often.
• 1:04:36
  Speaker 1: He kisses me, he hugs me, he holds me, he
• 1:04:39
  Speaker 1: rubs my feet. That's my favorite one. But he is
• 1:04:43
  Speaker 1: only thirty two years old. I love everything about him,
• 1:04:46
  Speaker 1: his height, his slim frame, his golden skin color, and
• 1:04:50
  Speaker 1: the shape of his lips. Anyway, you get the picture.
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  Speaker 1: She doesn't know how long he's gonna be with just her.
• 1:04:56
  Speaker 1: He is always honest and leaves his phone around her,
• 1:04:58
  Speaker 1: so is it possible that she might be the one?
• 1:05:01
  Speaker 1: That's what she's thinking. I don't want to get hurt,
• 1:05:03
  Speaker 1: she says, Now that I have him and he's into me,
• 1:05:06
  Speaker 1: I want the old man back. I want the old
• 1:05:08
  Speaker 1: him back. Is that crazy? She says? Do you think
• 1:05:10
  Speaker 1: he's already seeing other women like before? And I just
• 1:05:13
  Speaker 1: don't know it? Please help? Alright, nephew, you're up. I
• 1:05:17
  Speaker 1: knew this what's gonna happen. I knew it. You like it? Hey?
• 1:05:21
  Speaker 1: You like his height, you like his slim frame, like
• 1:05:25
  Speaker 1: his golden skin color, the shape of his lips. Yeah, okay, listen,
• 1:05:33
  Speaker 1: I know that this is about me. I know it. Okay, listen,
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  Speaker 1: the problem. The problem is listen, lady. What we had
• 1:05:43
  Speaker 1: is what we had. I don't do that no more.
• 1:05:47
  Speaker 1: You can't right into my show talking about things that
• 1:05:49
  Speaker 1: used to go on in my place. I noticed about me.
• 1:05:52
  Speaker 1: I know exactly who you are. Okay, all right, but
• 1:05:56
  Speaker 1: you can't this This is me, boy. Look at the
• 1:06:00
  Speaker 1: description height, slim, frame, old, and skin. Look at my lips.
• 1:06:05
  Speaker 1: You see my lips. She liked that, and she did this,
• 1:06:08
  Speaker 1: she said the opposite to throw us off. This is
• 1:06:10
  Speaker 1: really it's not the opposite. Stop that, all right. The
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  Speaker 1: woman is the woman loves me, the woman been in
• 1:06:18
  Speaker 1: love with me for a long time. But let me
• 1:06:21
  Speaker 1: I just I just want you to know I'm married now.
• 1:06:24
  Speaker 1: I didn't left all that that life alone. I can't.
• 1:06:27
  Speaker 1: I can't do this with you life no more. I
• 1:06:30
  Speaker 1: ain't about that life no more. With the young, old, slim, thick,
• 1:06:34
  Speaker 1: all coming in and out. That's me, boy. Now, And
• 1:06:39
  Speaker 1: what about this this line? He is only thirty two
• 1:06:41
  Speaker 1: years old? How is that? That's what I told her?
• 1:06:47
  Speaker 1: I look, yeah, but if you really want me to
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  Speaker 1: help you help you know you're not the only one, baby,
• 1:06:55
  Speaker 1: You're not the only one. You're not gonna ever be
• 1:06:57
  Speaker 1: the own one. How we gonna leave slim, thick, black,
• 1:07:00
  Speaker 1: Hispanic and white for you? Did you? She didn't say
• 1:07:03
  Speaker 1: the only one. She said the one like wifey material.
• 1:07:07
  Speaker 1: You know, no, you're not going to be that. And
• 1:07:09
  Speaker 1: that one phone you see that ain't the phone. What
• 1:07:14
  Speaker 1: it's wrong with you? That phone will never ring, dude,
• 1:07:19
  Speaker 1: it never ring because that's another phone. Standing to think
• 1:07:24
  Speaker 1: that it's going to be about you, make you faik
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  Speaker 1: that you ain't the only person get the foot rub
• 1:07:33
  Speaker 1: make you think you the only put rubbing, receive on.
• 1:07:37
  Speaker 1: She's got to stay well because she sees this all
• 1:07:39
  Speaker 1: the time. This guy, I mean, you know, come on,
• 1:07:42
  Speaker 1: stop and they're not coming through the front door no
• 1:07:44
  Speaker 1: more since you exist. Everybody coming through the back. They
• 1:07:47
  Speaker 1: still coming by their baby. All right. If you have
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• 1:08:10
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• 1:08:13
  Speaker 1: frame right there right there. Yeah, all right, two words,
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• 1:10:34
  Speaker 1: to the phones. We haven't talked to the people in
• 1:10:36
  Speaker 1: a while. They want to ask you, Nephew, some questions, Jay, Junior, Carla,
• 1:10:42
  Speaker 1: myself or here. Steve's out today. We're not here to help.
• 1:10:47
  Speaker 1: We're not here to help. No, we ain't No, we
• 1:10:50
  Speaker 1: just want to hear what you're going. This is nothing.
• 1:10:53
  Speaker 1: This is we don't have no books. No, we don't
• 1:10:59
  Speaker 1: have is miss of helping. I just want to hear you,
• 1:11:03
  Speaker 1: so I don't go through. That's what's for yourself. So
• 1:11:07
  Speaker 1: do you have a book anyway? All right, let's let's
• 1:11:11
  Speaker 1: go to line three, nephew and talk to Linda. She's
• 1:11:13
  Speaker 1: out of the Bronx. Linda, Linda, Linda Linda. Listen, Linda,
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  Speaker 1: I'm out, Tommy. I'm going to ask you. I'm sixty
• 1:11:21
  Speaker 1: years old. Fifty man proposed to me? Should I spose? Yeah? Yeah, yeah.
• 1:11:28
  Speaker 1: I don't want to be only any companionship? Fifty three?
• 1:11:32
  Speaker 1: You got your young buck? What's wrong? Way to going
• 1:11:34
  Speaker 1: on and get it done? What did you say you need? Okay?
• 1:11:37
  Speaker 1: Thank you? Companionship? Companions Have y'all been companioned and already? No?
• 1:11:47
  Speaker 1: You haven't had relations only over the phone? Oh right, wow,
• 1:11:56
  Speaker 1: take that propose. I mean I got a lot of
• 1:11:58
  Speaker 1: time left. Man, you can't be making these decisions. That's
• 1:12:00
  Speaker 1: right there. I don't want to use your phone for sure.
• 1:12:06
  Speaker 1: So when y'all gonna hook up, let's gonna couldn't keep
• 1:12:13
  Speaker 1: my apartment and he's gonna pay my rent and I'm
• 1:12:16
  Speaker 1: visiting his apartment. Okay, it sounds like, oh, so you're
• 1:12:20
  Speaker 1: gonna be going back and forth, yes, to his house,
• 1:12:24
  Speaker 1: he's going to come to my house. This is not
• 1:12:26
  Speaker 1: a marriage proposal. This isn't a range a marriage. Didn't
• 1:12:30
  Speaker 1: you say we're gonna be married, You're gonna be legally married.
• 1:12:33
  Speaker 1: You will different living separately, yes, but living separately. I
• 1:12:38
  Speaker 1: don't living separate. I'm gonna keep up my close apartment.
• 1:12:42
  Speaker 1: I know that right when you get in the sixties,
• 1:12:45
  Speaker 1: you get setting your way, about to jump on a train.
• 1:12:52
  Speaker 1: And I told you about in my grandmother neighborhood, they
• 1:12:54
  Speaker 1: live this this couple little nick dote each other. Wo married. Okay, well,
• 1:13:00
  Speaker 1: all right, a congratulations, get over that because the phone
• 1:13:07
  Speaker 1: is tired of it. You need to get know that
• 1:13:09
  Speaker 1: was something happened to him. Three. Thank you, listen, Linda. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: let's go to life four and talk to ms D
• 1:13:19
  Speaker 1: out of Georgia. Ms D, Hello, Matthew, Tommy, what's up baby?
• 1:13:26
  Speaker 1: You made a comment about a year ago when I
• 1:13:28
  Speaker 1: was a seventh pool Now I'm seven to tab. I
• 1:13:32
  Speaker 1: don't cad, but you made a comment before I hung up,
• 1:13:36
  Speaker 1: and I couldn't get back on that. Yes, she probably
• 1:13:38
  Speaker 1: bought that dude the car. I know you remember that, nephew,
• 1:13:44
  Speaker 1: that you probably bought the young man, the cougar guy
• 1:13:47
  Speaker 1: with cooger and we're the cop. I'm going to make
• 1:13:50
  Speaker 1: a proposition to you. I know you're married, but I
• 1:13:53
  Speaker 1: hear if I just call you always gotten a shot?
• 1:13:56
  Speaker 1: Is it? A rose? Boy said? What is the guy
• 1:14:00
  Speaker 1: ain't in the shop. It's the talking. Yeah, that's gone,
• 1:14:07
  Speaker 1: stayed in the shop. It to you on some of
• 1:14:11
  Speaker 1: the fifteen this pair of the something I broke my finger.
• 1:14:13
  Speaker 1: My cars out to go with me. So I'm gonna
• 1:14:15
  Speaker 1: give you my car you broke your what saying I'm
• 1:14:19
  Speaker 1: a right famer? Still no weight bearing on it. But
• 1:14:25
  Speaker 1: I'm like, hey, I'm good. I'm good because I ain't
• 1:14:27
  Speaker 1: driving no more. I'm gonna give you that journey. I
• 1:14:30
  Speaker 1: got this for two fifteen dogs. Journey. You can have it.
• 1:14:34
  Speaker 1: Can you get that leg in there? Miss D? No?
• 1:14:38
  Speaker 1: But the ole No, I don't wait what talking Tony
• 1:14:44
  Speaker 1: would talk about if they hurt and I'll talk, Okay, okay,
• 1:14:48
  Speaker 1: all right, going gave me a thank you, miss D.
• 1:14:55
  Speaker 1: Thank you, miss D. We appreciate all right. Let's go
• 1:14:58
  Speaker 1: to line five and talk to Joey out of South Carolina.
• 1:15:01
  Speaker 1: A Joey, how you doing? Mom? My mom? Mom? Communist?
• 1:15:11
  Speaker 1: Was Strawberry see whenever he returns. But with all the
• 1:15:16
  Speaker 1: racism that Trump has been displaying. But don't you say
• 1:15:20
  Speaker 1: that would create a national security issue because one of
• 1:15:23
  Speaker 1: the minorities in the military says we're gonna put our
• 1:15:25
  Speaker 1: weapons down when I'm gonna fight for this man. Wow. Well,
• 1:15:29
  Speaker 1: I mean I don't. I don't see that happening because
• 1:15:31
  Speaker 1: of course, you know, they take an oath to protect
• 1:15:33
  Speaker 1: the country and all of that. I don't see that happening.
• 1:15:36
  Speaker 1: But I can't say that. Perhaps they haven't thought about it.
• 1:15:39
  Speaker 1: You know, a lot of people don't like the president,
• 1:15:42
  Speaker 1: don't like his policies, don't like the fact, you know
• 1:15:45
  Speaker 1: what he said the other day about um African countries
• 1:15:49
  Speaker 1: and Haiti and all of that, replacing them with people
• 1:15:52
  Speaker 1: from Norway, stuff like that. So I wouldn't go so
• 1:15:55
  Speaker 1: far as to say that, but you never know. I mean,
• 1:15:58
  Speaker 1: you just never know. I mean, this president has created
• 1:16:01
  Speaker 1: a lot of stuff that people don't like. The only
• 1:16:04
  Speaker 1: thing we can do is to cast our vote when
• 1:16:07
  Speaker 1: election time comes around. Makes yeah, and they're coming around
• 1:16:12
  Speaker 1: quite quickly. And the sad part about that whole statement
• 1:16:15
  Speaker 1: was they have soldiers in those countries on the ground. Yeah, absolutely, absolutely, yeah. Yeah.
• 1:16:22
  Speaker 1: They showed pictures of them right after he made that statement. Yeah.
• 1:16:25
  Speaker 1: Um yeah, So vote, that's what we can do to
• 1:16:30
  Speaker 1: make a change. Vote in every single election. Vote. Let
• 1:16:34
  Speaker 1: me intererject that was more of a Steve question that
• 1:16:42
  Speaker 1: what I'm trying to say. What I'm trying to say,
• 1:16:44
  Speaker 1: Steve ain't here, That's what I'm trying to tell. You
• 1:16:46
  Speaker 1: don't know that we're doing serious and good questions tomorrow
• 1:16:52
  Speaker 1: you do that we're doing stuff right now. Yeah, were
• 1:16:57
  Speaker 1: not happen. Pop has time of time. This is still
• 1:17:00
  Speaker 1: preten I ain't got time to be rubbing my head
• 1:17:02
  Speaker 1: about what's going on with Trump. I don't. I don't
• 1:17:06
  Speaker 1: right there, it's every day, it's ongoing because it never stops. Right,
• 1:17:10
  Speaker 1: all right, thank you, Joe. I don't know if we
• 1:17:13
  Speaker 1: have time to get to one more line to Lisa
• 1:17:16
  Speaker 1: out of South Carolina. If she could do it very quickly,
• 1:17:18
  Speaker 1: we can get to her real quick. Lisa, h morning. Okay, um, Army,
• 1:17:24
  Speaker 1: this one's for you, real stupid question. I have a
• 1:17:27
  Speaker 1: guy that I have been friends with twenty five years now,
• 1:17:30
  Speaker 1: only the last five years we've been intimate. Lisa. We
• 1:17:35
  Speaker 1: gotta go. I'm sorry to cut you off to here. Okay,
• 1:17:38
  Speaker 1: coming up Carlo's Reality. Yeah, yeah, yeah, you're listening to
• 1:17:45
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• 1:17:49
  Speaker 1: is here though, having a good time. Absolutely, enjoy your birthday, Steve,
• 1:17:54
  Speaker 1: you deserve it for sure. You know this morning his hand,
• 1:17:59
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• 1:18:05
  Speaker 1: your old lass listening in the TP saying loud? All right,
• 1:18:17
  Speaker 1: coming up, Carlos. Reality Update and we're gonna take some
• 1:18:21
  Speaker 1: more calls after calls. Really Reality Update eight seven seven
• 1:18:25
  Speaker 1: twenty nine, Steve talked to the nephew, tell me what
• 1:18:28
  Speaker 1: you're feeling. You confessing? Oh, you just got questions for me?
• 1:18:31
  Speaker 1: Junior j Anthony Brown, all the girls, whatever you got,
• 1:18:34
  Speaker 1: we're here for that. You ready call I am sir.
• 1:18:38
  Speaker 1: Let's go, baby, it's that time. Buckle up and hold
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  Speaker 1: we go on the real house Wise of Atlanta. Your
• 1:18:50
  Speaker 1: girl Kim Azolciak Berman and say they got together for
• 1:18:55
  Speaker 1: dinner and they invited me. You would you all the
• 1:19:00
  Speaker 1: men love her and love her? Yes? What? Most of
• 1:19:06
  Speaker 1: the conversation at this dinner revolved around Charay. You know
• 1:19:11
  Speaker 1: she's dating a felon. This guy's in prison and you
• 1:19:15
  Speaker 1: know he called her collect and she asked him what
• 1:19:18
  Speaker 1: you're doing. I'm like carving so trying to get out
• 1:19:27
  Speaker 1: of here. Dominique a prison broke us up, Shank, That's
• 1:19:34
  Speaker 1: what I'm working on. What about doing anyway? She really
• 1:19:38
  Speaker 1: believes that he's not guilty and think his name is
• 1:19:40
  Speaker 1: Tyrone and he's not guilty. So she's right and stand
• 1:19:43
  Speaker 1: standing by her man. He did the white collar crimes,
• 1:19:48
  Speaker 1: but he said, not everybody loves criminals on this show,
• 1:19:55
  Speaker 1: but how bad boy? Listen to this guy's During the dinner,
• 1:19:59
  Speaker 1: during this conversation between Kim and Charae, Kim was talking
• 1:20:04
  Speaker 1: and she randomly said that Kendy Burris tried to hook
• 1:20:09
  Speaker 1: up with her back in the day. She said, I
• 1:20:13
  Speaker 1: swear on my kids and if God exactly surely she
• 1:20:18
  Speaker 1: said all of that. Well, Candy wasn't there. She was actually,
• 1:20:22
  Speaker 1: you know, watching the episode like everybody else. She wasn't
• 1:20:24
  Speaker 1: in that scene. And she's speaking out about the conversation
• 1:20:28
  Speaker 1: and the scene that she saw and she claims that
• 1:20:31
  Speaker 1: they never she never tried to hook up with Kim,
• 1:20:34
  Speaker 1: and she released the statement. She said, I'm sick of
• 1:20:36
  Speaker 1: these b words lying on me. That's what she said.
• 1:20:41
  Speaker 1: I have never wanted you or you know what, and
• 1:20:45
  Speaker 1: stop swearing on your kids, telling all these lies. I
• 1:20:48
  Speaker 1: couldn't believe all the bs that she's saying Kim is
• 1:20:51
  Speaker 1: a liar. I've never tried to make any sexual advances
• 1:20:55
  Speaker 1: towards Kim. I'm not attracted to Kim, and nor have
• 1:20:58
  Speaker 1: I ever been. I haven't done anything like this. And
• 1:21:02
  Speaker 1: you know, Candy just went on and on and on
• 1:21:04
  Speaker 1: and she said you At the end of her statement,
• 1:21:06
  Speaker 1: she said, I am sick of women from this circle
• 1:21:09
  Speaker 1: making up crap about me. Stop it. So, you know,
• 1:21:13
  Speaker 1: going off last season with the whole stuff with Phaedra
• 1:21:16
  Speaker 1: Porsche and now Kim and Kim. I don't know. Yeah, no,
• 1:21:24
  Speaker 1: this is just a third issue. This is another issue, right,
• 1:21:27
  Speaker 1: this is just another issue. I don't know the woman
• 1:21:29
  Speaker 1: count j I don't know. Yeah, I don't know if
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  Speaker 1: it's Candy, But if Jay said it, it's possibly true.
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  Speaker 1: If it said about a white woman, don't judge me.
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  Speaker 1: It seems like a girl. Kim is just on one
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  Speaker 1: because she actually also said Nini tried to have this event.
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  Speaker 1: You know, they kill me when they throw their little event. Greg.
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  Speaker 1: Her husband Carla got quiet for real though to nobody
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  Speaker 1: say that. Man, I don't want I hate this show.
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  Speaker 1: He got so mad at me. She look like Judge
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  Speaker 1: me continue real quick. Ninnie gathered the ladies up to
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  Speaker 1: address all of the other elephants and air quotes in
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  Speaker 1: the ladies have issues with each other, and nothing came
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  Speaker 1: out of that. And Kim said she thought that Ninie
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  Speaker 1: was on drugs and said that she was drinking vodka
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  Speaker 1: but not on drugs. So there you go. I didn't
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  Speaker 1: like the little lady though. They took him too. She
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  Speaker 1: was at the meeting on the hugger. Yeah, I hug own,
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  Speaker 1: fix you something? What was she doing? Me trying to
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  Speaker 1: read their vibes and their energy? A medium type person,
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  Speaker 1: and you know, it just didn't work out. That wasn't
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  Speaker 1: real Quickly, Reality stars Kim Kardashian and her husband Kanye
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  Speaker 1: they welcomed their new child into the world. Yeah, their
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  Speaker 1: third child, the baby girl. What was that? J hate him?
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  Speaker 1: What's Southwest? That's an airline We don't know yet. They
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  Speaker 1: have a name. They haven't announced the name yet. It's
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  Speaker 1: gonna be a bad rich born um via Saragan. Monday night,
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  Speaker 1: and Kim released a statement on a Weird Day go Ahead.
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  Speaker 1: seven eight seven seven nine, Steve, don't say uh so
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  Speaker 1: you ready enough? You let's go. Let's go. All right,
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  Speaker 1: let's go to line Let's go to line three and
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  Speaker 1: talk to Jay. It's a female out of Newport Richie, Florida. Okay, Hello,
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  Speaker 1: good morning everybody, Thank good morning, smoker. Smoker t I
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  Speaker 1: want you to leave him alone, Tim alone. He's a
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  Speaker 1: very attractive marry him. Thank you so much. That kind
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  Speaker 1: of woman. I love you. A little woman with a
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  Speaker 1: big voice here in Florida. That how are you, Jake?
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  Speaker 1: You're married? Wow? Yes, talk with what's the ball head?
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  Speaker 1: Stopped me that time, just because just a quick buck.
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  Speaker 1: Go Eagles, because we're doing it this year. I think
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  Speaker 1: the Eagles can do it. Yeah, yeah you Oh my god,
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  Speaker 1: I'm not rude for nothing down here with these snowbirds. No,
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  Speaker 1: go Eagles the way God. Okay, but I just want
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  Speaker 1: to let you know I love you. I love you
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  Speaker 1: so much from James you know Newports when you're here. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: well not the bottom out your voice. Yeah, let's like
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  Speaker 1: she's sitting there. Let's go to line one time. She
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  Speaker 1: still sounds younger than Monica. Yeah, line one. Let's go
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  Speaker 1: to David out of Louisville, Kentucky. David, are you all knowing?
• 1:27:00
  Speaker 1: How y'all doing good? We're good? What's on your mind? Man?
• 1:27:04
  Speaker 1: I need some advice now a few times? Come on, man,
• 1:27:09
  Speaker 1: look I just gave up my player car, right. So
• 1:27:13
  Speaker 1: the woman that I changed to settle down with, she
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  Speaker 1: don't you know she she don't like giving up the draw.
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  Speaker 1: So I feel family show, Family show, family show, keep it,
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  Speaker 1: keep it, G. I can help you if you if
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  Speaker 1: you can explain it in G, I can help you.
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  Speaker 1: All right. It's so much worse than that. But it
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  Speaker 1: was felt hard. It felt hearts coming at me from him.
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  Speaker 1: But sound like that. I'm trying to get advice well
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  Speaker 1: for it like this. I'm used to eating a lot
• 1:27:49
  Speaker 1: of food, but now she don't want to cook her Okay, okay,
• 1:27:57
  Speaker 1: you get mad, you're gonna get less set and you're
• 1:27:59
  Speaker 1: getting let me ask you can you can you pick
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  Speaker 1: your players card back up? That's advice I'm trying to
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  Speaker 1: get to you. Is that legal? Oh yeah, oh yeah,
• 1:28:12
  Speaker 1: anything is legal when it comes to play a player.
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  Speaker 1: You can get your card back. What you should do
• 1:28:17
  Speaker 1: is get your card back. Don't tell how you got
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  Speaker 1: your card back. See how she act when you get
• 1:28:21
  Speaker 1: your card back and work it like that, but work
• 1:28:23
  Speaker 1: your card get back in. Then with your with your crew.
• 1:28:26
  Speaker 1: What you had about four five on your team? How
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  Speaker 1: many you had? Yeah, how many on your team? Player?
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  Speaker 1: I have ain't none? Can it? Can tuck hang on David?
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  Speaker 1: All right? When we come back. We'll take mar of
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  Speaker 1: your phone calls at eight seven seven twenty nine. Steve,
• 1:28:51
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• 1:28:55
  Speaker 1: Let's go back to the phone. This is asked, Tommy.
• 1:28:58
  Speaker 1: Can I just say trying to help? To say that
• 1:29:00
  Speaker 1: if you're on the line for help, hang up. He's
• 1:29:04
  Speaker 1: not trying to help. You just ain't help. It's not
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  Speaker 1: a help line. When when do we do help, Tommy?
• 1:29:09
  Speaker 1: When do we do help? That's when Steve here that
• 1:29:11
  Speaker 1: motivation and trying to help people get better with your life.
• 1:29:19
  Speaker 1: We don't want to want you fall. Yeah, push your
• 1:29:25
  Speaker 1: three the three piece protect claim. Let's go eight seven.
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  Speaker 1: If you have a question for the nephew, let's go
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  Speaker 1: to line Let's see. Let's go to line four and
• 1:29:45
  Speaker 1: talk to Derek out of Rochester, New York. Derek. Yes, Tommy,
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  Speaker 1: how you doing, man? Man? How you doing? I know
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  Speaker 1: it's cold up there, man, How you doing? Man? It's
• 1:29:58
  Speaker 1: so cold? I can't even roll my eyes? Yeah, what's
• 1:30:06
  Speaker 1: what's on your mind? I just wanted that. Hey, I
• 1:30:08
  Speaker 1: don't try to call in all the time and I
• 1:30:10
  Speaker 1: can never get through. I'm finally clad. I got through, Tommy,
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  Speaker 1: I just want to tell you, man, you are about
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  Speaker 1: the only one that could make me spit up. Whatever
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  Speaker 1: is mom and listening to you. I appreciated, brother. I
• 1:30:27
  Speaker 1: am the prank sto you something else, man. Ricky Smiley
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  Speaker 1: was good. I love the guy to death. Man, But
• 1:30:34
  Speaker 1: you came along. Hey. You know what, Man, I get
• 1:30:38
  Speaker 1: piste off when people don't know who you are. Man.
• 1:30:40
  Speaker 1: And I say this to you because Ricky is my friend.
• 1:30:47
  Speaker 1: Ricky taught me how to do the prank calls, so
• 1:30:51
  Speaker 1: I have to. Ricky showed me love. Ricky showed me
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  Speaker 1: how to do it. I jumped on board. What's your
• 1:30:58
  Speaker 1: question for tom Derek? My question for Tommy is, Man,
• 1:31:03
  Speaker 1: when you're gonna get some new ones out? I'm waiting Man's.
• 1:31:07
  Speaker 1: It's in Walmart right now. The latest one is in there.
• 1:31:09
  Speaker 1: It's called won't He do It? You gotta get it?
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  Speaker 1: Hit it hit the day after Thanksgiving? All right, pick
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  Speaker 1: it up, Derrick, pick it up, pick it up. Thank you.
• 1:31:23
  Speaker 1: They ain't got it. Tell him to get it, reorder it.
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  Speaker 1: Let's go to line six and talk to Monica out
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  Speaker 1: of New Jersey. Yeah, he did he help me that.
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  Speaker 1: Hey Monica, how you doing? How are you doing. Good morning,
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  Speaker 1: Good morning baby? You are you staying out of the
• 1:31:40
  Speaker 1: cold weather? You're good? Oh no, just leaving work. I
• 1:31:44
  Speaker 1: just want to tell you, guys, you make me and
• 1:31:46
  Speaker 1: my co workers laugh every morning when we leave work.
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  Speaker 1: What do you do? What do you do? What you do?
• 1:31:53
  Speaker 1: You do a lot of bad pants stuff. Oh no, no, no, no,
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  Speaker 1: that's not me. You sit in the nurse stage and
• 1:32:00
  Speaker 1: watch when they push that button and don't go down
• 1:32:02
  Speaker 1: that You know you hit them people. You come in
• 1:32:09
  Speaker 1: here with an attitude. What what do you want this?
• 1:32:13
  Speaker 1: But yeah, I need oxygen um. This is the more
• 1:32:23
  Speaker 1: reference to the Strawberry Letter. When did it become okay
• 1:32:27
  Speaker 1: to just be stupid? Oh? Oh that's a great question.
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  Speaker 1: And we can always been a girl. Don't get me
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  Speaker 1: started on stupid. What surly, Let's have Monica holds on
• 1:32:39
  Speaker 1: because I want to hear the answer to this one myself. Tommy. Alright, uh, listen,
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  Speaker 1: we'll take more of your phone calls. Eight seven seven
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  Speaker 1: twenty nine, Steven, Monica, we're coming right to you. You're
• 1:32:50
  Speaker 1: listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show. Alright, last break
• 1:32:54
  Speaker 1: of the day. Here we are time. And before we
• 1:33:00
  Speaker 1: got to that j we we had Monica were so
• 1:33:02
  Speaker 1: grateful that she held on line six Monica from New Jersey,
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  Speaker 1: She asked the question, when is it okay or when
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  Speaker 1: did it become okay to be stupid? Take it away? Stupid,
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  Speaker 1: I don't know. Stupid is something baby, that is used
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  Speaker 1: all the time. Now, you you seem to have a
• 1:33:22
  Speaker 1: problem with stupidity, not realizing how much of stupid. I'm
• 1:33:26
  Speaker 1: a stupid genius. And you gotta understand that, Monica. I
• 1:33:29
  Speaker 1: think you're missing the point what stupid has done for me?
• 1:33:31
  Speaker 1: What's stupid stupidest paid for my life? Right now? You
• 1:33:34
  Speaker 1: understand that, you understand what stupid does for me, baby, Monica. Okay,
• 1:33:41
  Speaker 1: so Monica, that does my stupid? Hey, Baby, does my
• 1:33:44
  Speaker 1: stupid bother you? No, You're stupid doesn't bother me. Actually,
• 1:33:49
  Speaker 1: that makes me laugh. It was a strawberry letter this morning.
• 1:33:52
  Speaker 1: It was with the letter. And you're used to hearing
• 1:33:54
  Speaker 1: my uncle, right, But when you tune in and and
• 1:34:00
  Speaker 1: he's gone, Monica, you're gonna get stupid. Baby, You're not
• 1:34:03
  Speaker 1: gonna get you know you're not. You just got to
• 1:34:07
  Speaker 1: You're looking for common sense. You're looking for somebody to
• 1:34:10
  Speaker 1: help you through something. And that's not who I am.
• 1:34:13
  Speaker 1: I'm here now. I'm not here to motivate you to
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  Speaker 1: do nothing. I don't care. I'm here to help you
• 1:34:21
  Speaker 1: through some stupid things at all. Don't look for it,
• 1:34:28
  Speaker 1: don't don't get your Monica, because guess what, you got
• 1:34:32
  Speaker 1: a dose so stupid today, not tomorrow. You're gonna be
• 1:34:35
  Speaker 1: back with the motivation, to motivation to help you get
• 1:34:37
  Speaker 1: somewhere with you whatever you want for Monica. We thank
• 1:34:46
  Speaker 1: you for your phone call. We appreciate it. Okay, thank
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  Speaker 1: you for listening. And can I just said something to
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  Speaker 1: time and bro bro bro bro bro bro, Yeah, come
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  Speaker 1: on bro bro Bro closes on out nephew. All right,
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  Speaker 1: you know what my closing remarks today? Are you doing
• 1:35:22
  Speaker 1: the music? What it ain't when he ain't here? Right,
• 1:35:29
  Speaker 1: ain't here? Yeah? Alright, come on. You know my my
• 1:35:34
  Speaker 1: uncle always has the three ps, you know, you know,
• 1:35:40
  Speaker 1: to profess, protect and to provide um. Well, Tommy don't
• 1:35:49
  Speaker 1: have three ps. You know, Tommy has three ses. All right,
• 1:35:56
  Speaker 1: who the deuce satisfied? And see you later. You see
• 1:36:04
  Speaker 1: what I'm saying. It's three to the duce. Yeah, and
• 1:36:13
  Speaker 1: see you later. You understand, you know, I think you
• 1:36:20
  Speaker 1: need to realize I want to go where everybody knows
• 1:36:25
  Speaker 1: your name. I'm sorry, you understand what I'm saying. You
• 1:36:30
  Speaker 1: better now see the world. Don't move to the beatle.
• 1:36:33
  Speaker 1: Just wonder what might be right for you. May not
• 1:36:39
  Speaker 1: be right for some. It was cheers though. So you
• 1:36:46
  Speaker 1: take the good, you take the bad, you take them both.
• 1:36:50
  Speaker 1: And there you have the facts. Your uncle is gonna
• 1:36:55
  Speaker 1: kill you, Mrs Garrett. See now we're you up in
• 1:36:59
  Speaker 1: the big league and we're getting our turn it back
• 1:37:04
  Speaker 1: and as long as we live with you and me, baby,
• 1:37:06
  Speaker 1: And ain't nothing wrong with that because we're doing what
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  Speaker 1: we're moving our upge brage, because we've been in the
• 1:37:16
  Speaker 1: middle of some good time. Any time you need a payment,
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  Speaker 1: any time you see a just just just looking out
• 1:37:25
  Speaker 1: of the window, grow thinking how it all looks hand,
• 1:37:36
  Speaker 1: you got to listen to what I'm telling you. Who
• 1:37:39
  Speaker 1: needs Steve on to three o'clock, four o'clock rock what
• 1:37:45
  Speaker 1: by six, seven o'clock, eight o'clock. I gonna rock around
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  Speaker 1: the clock tonight. These are happy days, very in right now.
• 1:37:56
  Speaker 1: Got you understand where you we are, brill I'm convinced
• 1:38:03
  Speaker 1: I'm blown away. Come on, Temmy I just want to
• 1:38:23
  Speaker 1: say this at the end. If you and I, who
• 1:38:27
  Speaker 1: I think we are, the love will soon be making
• 1:38:32
  Speaker 1: up exciting and new Captain Sting alright, boy, we're expecting.
• 1:38:47
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