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Angry Grateful, Steve Harvey's Voicemail, Would You Rather, Thanksgiving Hosting Mistakes, and more! · The Steve Harvey Morning Show

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  Speaker 1: Today show is pre recorded.
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  Speaker 2: Y'all know what time y'all don't know y'all.
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  Speaker 3: At all at all, So.
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  Speaker 4: Don't give the.
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  Speaker 3: Mill bu bus things.
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  Speaker 5: Ye listening to show?
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  Speaker 3: I want to joy?
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  Speaker 4: Yeah?
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  Speaker 3: Joy? They show?
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  Speaker 6: You know you turn, you turn, you gotta turn.
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  Speaker 7: I can't.
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  Speaker 1: Go to turn the mouth turn.
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  Speaker 5: You probably got to turn the mouth turn. Ad the
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  Speaker 5: money up, come come out, you think, Uh huh, I
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  Speaker 5: sure will.
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  Speaker 2: Good morning everybody, y'all.
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  Speaker 8: Listen to the voice. Come on dig me now. One
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  Speaker 8: and only Steve Harvey got a radio show. Man o
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  Speaker 8: man o man. Grateful for it. Come through a huge
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  Speaker 8: amount of responsibility. I didn't really know I was gonna
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  Speaker 8: have to be this responsible.
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  Speaker 2: You know? Can I share something with y'all?
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  Speaker 8: I started out to Finally I had gotten on track
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  Speaker 8: and was able to see a way to even pursue
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  Speaker 8: my dream. It has been a long, a long trip
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  Speaker 8: that I've been on, and I've gone through so many
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  Speaker 8: phases of it. It is rewarding along the way to
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  Speaker 8: accomplish your dreams. What I'm saying is this, let me
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  Speaker 8: let me put it together, because I got so much
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  Speaker 8: running through my head right now. You know, it's one
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  Speaker 8: thing to accomplish your dreams, but there's joy in the
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  Speaker 8: process of achieving it. See, some people are so caught
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  Speaker 8: up in the goal, the final goal, that they find
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  Speaker 8: no joy, no enjoyment in the process. If you have
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  Speaker 8: found what it is you want to do and you
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  Speaker 8: strike out on that journey, please understand you are far
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  Speaker 8: more blessed than the average person to know what it
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  Speaker 8: is you really want to do. To find your work
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  Speaker 8: in life, your purpose, to find out what direction you
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  Speaker 8: want to go in is such a blessing. The average person,
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  Speaker 8: if you sit down and talk to them, oftentimes don't
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  Speaker 8: have their life on track. And it'd be some people
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  Speaker 8: that you looking at you think God it going on
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  Speaker 8: because of their appearance, their swagger.
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  Speaker 2: Oh they walk like it, they talk like it, they
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  Speaker 2: look like it.
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  Speaker 8: But if you sit down and talk to the average person,
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  Speaker 8: the average per person man does not know what their
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  Speaker 8: purpose is, has not discovered what they want to do,
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  Speaker 8: and have no idea how to get there. If you
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  Speaker 8: are on the other side of that, if you understand
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  Speaker 8: your purpose, if you have an idea of what you
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  Speaker 8: want to be, and you are on your way there,
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  Speaker 8: you are truly blessed. And in that blessing. You must
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  Speaker 8: recognize it as a blessing. You must recognize the fact
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  Speaker 8: that you are on the right side, and that there
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  Speaker 8: should be a sense of accomplishment and a feeling of
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  Speaker 8: pride in you that you are on track to accomplish
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  Speaker 8: your goal. See what used to happen was sometimes I
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  Speaker 8: used to keep my nose so on the grindstone that
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  Speaker 8: I wouldn't even look up and realize, Man, hey, man,
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  Speaker 8: I know you're trying to get here, but steve, hold on, man,
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  Speaker 8: can't you see what you've done so far?
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  Speaker 2: Can't you find just some joy in the process.
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  Speaker 8: See, a lot of us lose the joy of the
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  Speaker 8: blessings God has given us because we looking at the
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  Speaker 8: end talking about I ain't there yet, you on your way.
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  Speaker 8: I'm gonna give you an example. I had a friend
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  Speaker 8: who told me that they wanted to be a millionaire.
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  Speaker 8: And they asked me some questions and I told them,
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  Speaker 8: so they started the process, and I am telling you,
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  Speaker 8: this dude works extremely hard. So about a year later
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  Speaker 8: we were talking. He had found this business, he had
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  Speaker 8: set his goal, and he was working towards it. Then
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  Speaker 8: about two years later I ran up into him again.
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  Speaker 8: We were talking about it and everything. He said, Man,
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  Speaker 8: I really really appreciate the advice. He said, Man, but
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  Speaker 8: this is all jacked up, man, because I still ain't
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  Speaker 8: made that million I was talking about. I said, well, hey, man,
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  Speaker 8: just keep at its coming. He said, Man, keep at it.
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  Speaker 2: Man.
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  Speaker 8: You know how long I've been doing this? Been two
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  Speaker 8: years now. And I didn't say that to him, but
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  Speaker 8: I said to myself, yeah, two years. He said, Man,
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  Speaker 8: I've been grinding so long, man, Its just it ain't
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  Speaker 8: happening from me. I said, wait a minute, man, holld on,
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  Speaker 8: hold on. I said, about how much you making right now?
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  Speaker 2: A year?
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  Speaker 9: Man?
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  Speaker 8: About two hundred and fifty thousand. I quit breathing. I said, whoa,
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  Speaker 8: my man. Two years ago you didn't have a clue.
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  Speaker 8: Two years later, you making a quarter of a million dollars.
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  Speaker 8: I said, man, do you understand how blessed you are?
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  Speaker 8: I said, ma'am, your family was about.
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  Speaker 2: To get put out.
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  Speaker 8: Two years ago you done bought a house. Yeah, man,
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  Speaker 8: but this ain't the house.
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  Speaker 2: I really won't.
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  Speaker 8: Oh, oh, partner, whoa I got that? I got that
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  Speaker 8: the house you really want? Mike call fied eight million.
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  Speaker 8: I don't know, but man, y'all got a you making
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  Speaker 8: a payment, you drive it. You ain't out no more.
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  Speaker 8: I said, old man, you got to stop. I said,
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  Speaker 8: you got to stop. I said, man, because right now, man,
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  Speaker 8: you you coming across. That's real ungrateful to me. And
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  Speaker 8: so he said, man, why are you tripping like that?
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  Speaker 3: Man?
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  Speaker 8: Man, you act like don't nobody want to have nothing
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  Speaker 8: but you? I said, whoa man, where are you going
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  Speaker 8: with this conversation? I said, Oh, I didn't come to you.
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  Speaker 8: I just came to you and asked you how you doing.
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  Speaker 8: And I'm trying to point out to you that the
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  Speaker 8: journey that you started on, that you are on your way,
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  Speaker 8: and you are in the process of accomplishing your goals,
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  Speaker 8: and can you not feel some joy and some pleasure
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  Speaker 8: in your accomplishment. Quit tripping on the fact that you
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  Speaker 8: ain't made a million yet, you on your way. You
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  Speaker 8: done went from He thought this dude was making fifteen
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  Speaker 8: thousand dollars a year. You making quarter of a million
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  Speaker 8: dollars in two years? Man, come on, man, can't you
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  Speaker 8: see can't you see? So he said, eventually, ah, man,
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  Speaker 8: I kind of see what you saying. But that ain't
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  Speaker 8: about nothing to me because I ran up into him
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  Speaker 8: a year and a half later. How you doing, man, man,
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  Speaker 8: I show wish I'd appreciate it my life when I
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  Speaker 8: had it like that?
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  Speaker 2: I said, what you mean, had it like that? Man?
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  Speaker 8: Just fell on some hard times. Man, right back where
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  Speaker 8: I was. And then we talked. I said, hey, man,
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  Speaker 8: don't worry about it. I said, Once you know how
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  Speaker 8: to accomplish something, I said, you just reapply the same
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  Speaker 8: principles and start on over again. Man, you know how
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  Speaker 8: hard it is or be to start over? Okay, my man,
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  Speaker 8: Hold up, pardoner, you've been do yourself like this again. First,
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  Speaker 8: you wasn't grateful for what you had. Now you're looking
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  Speaker 8: at the fact that you might have to start over,
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  Speaker 8: and you know how hard it is to start over.
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  Speaker 8: Maybe God said, okay, you ain't happy with this, Okay,
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  Speaker 8: didn't handle it your way? You obviously ain't happy with
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  Speaker 8: the way I'm bringing it into your life. You want
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  Speaker 8: to handle it your way, Go ahead and handle it
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  Speaker 8: because he will let you have it your way. Can
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  Speaker 8: I tell you that he will let you do it
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  Speaker 8: exactly the way you want to it because he gives
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  Speaker 8: us all the power of choice. So then maybe he said, okay,
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  Speaker 8: you don't appreciate the way I'm doing it, like the
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  Speaker 8: favor I'm showing you. You think it's taken too long,
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  Speaker 8: I'm gonna let you do it your way. I'm not
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  Speaker 8: gonna turn my back on you. I'm just gonna let
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  Speaker 8: you do it your way.
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  Speaker 1: Just just say.
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  Speaker 8: Maybe he said that, and now he right back where
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  Speaker 8: it was. So what I tried to get the young
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  Speaker 8: cat to understand was, man, appreciate your life for what
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  Speaker 8: it is, because, like like Jenny's got that song that
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  Speaker 8: he got out off this album, still I still believe
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  Speaker 8: it could have been worse.
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  Speaker 2: And now that it is worse.
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  Speaker 8: What's on your mind now, folks, If you are on
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  Speaker 8: that side of life where you have figured out what
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  Speaker 8: you want to do, you know how you're gonna get that,
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  Speaker 8: and you know your purpose. You're accomplishing what the majority
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  Speaker 8: of people never ever do. So be grateful for your process.
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  Speaker 8: Don't tumble yourself, don't throw yourself off the cliff. It's
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  Speaker 8: gonna be all right. Success takes a measure of time.
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  Speaker 8: It is not easy. If success were easy, everybody would
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  Speaker 8: be successful.
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  Speaker 1: You're listening to the Steve Harvey Morningshell.
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  Speaker 8: Ladies and gentlemen, let me have y' undivided attention. In
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  Speaker 8: the words of an old minister, I heard one time,
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  Speaker 8: it's moaning time, moaning as an m A n I
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  Speaker 8: n g moaning time, and that was his whole sermon.
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  Speaker 8: But when you from the country, you moaning is two things.
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  Speaker 8: It's moaning m O A n I n g, and
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  Speaker 8: is moaning m O A n I n g as
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  Speaker 8: in daytime. Moaning and moaning is the same thing. We
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  Speaker 8: are doing a word of effigy today. This is for
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  Speaker 8: Shirley Strawberry owner to get her caught up on things
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  Speaker 8: that she needs to know. You know, as an adult
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  Speaker 8: African American person who has never taken the time to
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  Speaker 8: learn culturally her people. She has spent her time in
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  Speaker 8: the bugy category, acting like she from Boston or something.
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  Speaker 2: But that's for you shall be moaning. Yeah, and she
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  Speaker 2: don't know. It's the mother words she don't know like that.
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  Speaker 8: Yeah, yeah, yeah, let's get into that. Shelly Strawberry colle
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  Speaker 8: for real, Mississippi Monica Jr. And nephew Tommy and myself
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  Speaker 8: here would go. Uh, it's a lot of words she
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  Speaker 8: don't know, like like e n n oh, that's you
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  Speaker 8: know see that see right there, and see you ain't
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  Speaker 8: even know that's it's just so much to her that
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  Speaker 8: you know, she said e see right then she just
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  Speaker 8: walks into it. She just don't no put it in
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  Speaker 8: your mind.
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  Speaker 2: T A W.
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  Speaker 8: B O U T two see right there. See see
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  Speaker 8: there you go. That's what Michelle. You don't know what
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  Speaker 8: it is. See see she come talking about he gonna
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  Speaker 8: leave me. See she still don't get it. Listen, come
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  Speaker 8: talking about talking about he gonna leave me.
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  Speaker 1: It's all right right now.
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  Speaker 2: That is just the sadness of where you are with
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  Speaker 2: this language.
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  Speaker 1: This is sad.
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  Speaker 8: Yeah, because surely see you gotta be able to float
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  Speaker 8: within all worlds.
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  Speaker 2: See I can. I'm global, all right, I'll do all right,
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  Speaker 2: I'm global. But see you gotta be you gotta be
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  Speaker 2: more more hood.
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  Speaker 1: Where did they say that, comet?
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  Speaker 2: That is what we just said? What you mean? Why
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  Speaker 2: did they say that? Who saying?
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  Speaker 1: She said?
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  Speaker 2: Where did they say that? Act?
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  Speaker 1: I just said where not to say that?
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  Speaker 4: Not?
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  Speaker 1: Where do they say that at?
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  Speaker 7: All?
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  Speaker 2: Right?
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  Speaker 1: Wow, we got to go, Thank the Lord. I'm not
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  Speaker 1: gonna make it.
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  Speaker 2: You ain't gonna make it.
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  Speaker 10: Coming up at thirty two minutes after the hour, we'll
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  Speaker 10: have some church complaints for you. Right after this, you're
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  Speaker 10: listening hard morning show.
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  Speaker 10: All Right, it is time now for church complaints with
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  Speaker 10: Reverend Motown and Deacon deaf jam.
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  Speaker 2: We gavel Hill.
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  Speaker 8: This morning on a very very augarious day, realizing that
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  Speaker 8: Deacon probably gonna get into some subject metal that is
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  Speaker 8: of the deepest departy of deprivation.
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  Speaker 2: Eh So I'm not gonna.
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  Speaker 8: Bather you with my normal elongated introductory. Yeah, I will
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  Speaker 8: allow him full a continent of time, the full continent
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  Speaker 8: of time.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah. Yeah.
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  Speaker 8: Someone once told me, Pastor, that's full compliment. I said, well,
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  Speaker 8: suppose he not compliment any one? Why is we saying that?
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  Speaker 8: Lord jeez, let us gather this morning, brother Deacon Jay
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  Speaker 8: death jam.
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  Speaker 11: Go ahead this morning, I pastor, I sister lul Or Davis,
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  Speaker 11: her son Elik. Her son Elite gave her a birthday
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  Speaker 11: party with a bunch of gifts. All the gifts have
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  Speaker 11: security detect us on him. And when she went to
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  Speaker 11: the mill, she keeps beeping every time she.
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  Speaker 2: Go in and out.
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  Speaker 11: These does She's asking if anybody who had a dark
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  Speaker 11: past knows how to get these things off of her clothes.
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  Speaker 2: That heat about her.
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  Speaker 8: Brother Raloh has the little uh device at his house.
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  Speaker 7: Okay, take it off.
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  Speaker 8: He charges twelve dollars to remove a minimum three items.
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  Speaker 8: Put that out there. Go ahead, our past.
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  Speaker 11: We got an insan sister, the niece Journey again is
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  Speaker 11: in jail for fighting over the last can a cranberry
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  Speaker 11: house in the grocery store.
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  Speaker 2: Bail is five hundred dollars.
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  Speaker 11: He's asking us to please hurry up so she can
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  Speaker 11: start her dressing.
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  Speaker 8: But yeah, we're gonna pay the five hundred for this.
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  Speaker 8: Hell we are that girl dressing is lord out of
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  Speaker 8: the world, and uh she brings somebody every year. So
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  Speaker 8: we're gonna take five hundred out to jackpot. Joint and
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  Speaker 8: go on and get her free. What's uh, we're gonna
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  Speaker 8: call it the f f T fund if you don't love, Yeah,
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  Speaker 8: the f f T Fund.
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  Speaker 2: That's free for Thanksgiving free.
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  Speaker 8: Okay, they're don't make that deposit our Okay, we have
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  Speaker 8: a serious situation.
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  Speaker 2: I just got this call this morning.
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  Speaker 11: My brother Exavia Thompson was supposed to drop turkeys off
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  Speaker 11: at the church this morning for the turkey drive. Now
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  Speaker 11: he dropped off fifty turkeys and that's still mount it
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  Speaker 11: was supposed to be. But Pastor, the turkeys are alive
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  Speaker 11: and they running all around through the back of the
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  Speaker 11: kitchen at the church, all up around the church.
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  Speaker 2: How do you want to handle this? Well?
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  Speaker 8: Also, I must refer you to brother Rauloh. Brother Ralloh
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  Speaker 8: has a killing service. He has turkey killing service. And
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  Speaker 8: that clue is twelve dollars. While you're getting your safety,
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  Speaker 8: uh theft tags, taking off your clothes, also get your
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  Speaker 8: turkey killed over there. He got everything. Praise God for brother.
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  Speaker 8: That's the t k S fun we have. That's turkey
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  Speaker 8: killing surface. All the jack parties loaded with jewels.
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  Speaker 3: I didn't know.
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  Speaker 11: That this person joined church recently. They joined by uh,
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  Speaker 11: I guess they joined by email. But he's asking for
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  Speaker 11: some help. He Diddy is asking if we can pray
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  Speaker 11: for him.
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  Speaker 2: No, all these people.
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  Speaker 11: Are lying on him at the same time, and he
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  Speaker 11: wants us to pray for him. No, that's not the
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  Speaker 11: you don't passer. I don't know what to do. Uh, well,
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  Speaker 11: new members like.
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  Speaker 8: This here, so I have well we we we are
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  Speaker 8: church and we have to pray for the down trodden.
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  Speaker 2: But do know his ties this month will be thirty.
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  Speaker 8: Thousand us ma'am, I'm sorry three hundred.
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  Speaker 2: Three. Matter of fact, Oh, I'm going to school.
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  Speaker 8: Hold up, we need three million taeil brother Puffy that
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  Speaker 8: his ties this month is three million dollars before we
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  Speaker 8: offer up a prayer, all prayer, because that's what that's
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  Speaker 8: the from the AP committee. You get sent over to
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  Speaker 8: the AP Committee once you make a request for prayer.
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  Speaker 8: Until you are caught up on your ties and in
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  Speaker 8: line with our bylaws of our church at the JPJJ,
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  Speaker 8: the AP Committee will not help you. And for those
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  Speaker 8: of you that are trying to figure out what is
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  Speaker 8: AP until you are tied credit worthy, we not saying
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  Speaker 8: ah prayer at all, not a prayer shout out to
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  Speaker 8: Deacon fifty will always been on the in and thet
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  Speaker 8: in such a time. That way, he's a sign of
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  Speaker 8: our One of our reporters here at the church.
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  Speaker 1: Didn't twenty one question stays up.
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  Speaker 8: On the Salacious Gossip came in and reported that after
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  Speaker 8: the settlement, Deacon fifty posted who that was?
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  Speaker 2: Quick?
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  Speaker 11: Let me get to this one, Pastor, because this is
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  Speaker 11: a serious. Sister Strawberry, who can't cook, is asking if
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  Speaker 11: someone can bring her plate on Thursday around noon, but
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  Speaker 11: everyone will be busy.
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  Speaker 2: What can we do to help her? Our pastor, I
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  Speaker 2: don't really know what church?
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  Speaker 8: You know we are also, Sister Shirley normally takes food
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  Speaker 8: from our service kitchen. You know, we get weight. We
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  Speaker 8: feed the homeless and shelter church down in the basement.
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  Speaker 1: Sister Cheryl wheels, Oh, look at the time we have
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  Speaker 1: to go for you.
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  Speaker 8: Sister Shearley, You're invited back to the Homeless Shelter dinner
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  Speaker 8: with brother.
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  Speaker 1: Coming up next. As the CELO Chief Love Officer.
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  Speaker 2: Seve Harvey.
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  Speaker 1: Right now it is time to ask the clo.
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  Speaker 10: Vivian and Hartford says, my two grandchildren started living with
• 22:16
  Speaker 10: me two months ago because they don't like their new stepdad.
• 22:19
  Speaker 10: I tell the parents they need to work on properly
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  Speaker 10: blending their family. The kids have got to go. Am
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  Speaker 10: I wrong for making my grandkids leave?
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  Speaker 2: Nah, you ain't wrong for making it. I don't know.
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  Speaker 2: I don't know how they got over there, see you.
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  Speaker 8: I ain't got to make you leave because, first of all,
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  Speaker 8: y'all not coming over here, so I ain't gonna have
• 22:41
  Speaker 8: to make you leave it. But no, you ain't wrong
• 22:43
  Speaker 8: for making them leave. That's their job. They married. They
• 22:47
  Speaker 8: married somebody else, and their kids don't like to somebody else.
• 22:50
  Speaker 8: Y'all got to live in that house. I'm not taking
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  Speaker 8: care of no kids.
• 22:54
  Speaker 2: You know. Since she brought it up, I don't care
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  Speaker 2: for him that much myself either, is the reason why
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  Speaker 2: they're going back over there.
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  Speaker 8: Take that hate on over there towards who is supposed
• 23:04
  Speaker 8: to be directed. I'm not gonna deal with it. No,
• 23:06
  Speaker 8: you're not wrong for that, not at all. Send them home,
• 23:10
  Speaker 8: all right?
• 23:12
  Speaker 10: Moving on to Danny and Charleston, Danny says, I used
• 23:14
  Speaker 10: to date a guy that my husband just met, and
• 23:17
  Speaker 10: I told him that we used to date. My husband said,
• 23:20
  Speaker 10: I should not have volunteered that information. I want to
• 23:24
  Speaker 10: know if he dated someone I'm around. So is honesty
• 23:28
  Speaker 10: not the best policy?
• 23:31
  Speaker 9: Wow?
• 23:35
  Speaker 8: How that honesty working out for you? You thought you
• 23:40
  Speaker 8: going there and volunteer some information or see, First of all,
• 23:46
  Speaker 8: if you're talking to somebody I dated, I'm not bringing
• 23:49
  Speaker 8: it up.
• 23:50
  Speaker 2: And if you find out about it, you know what
• 23:53
  Speaker 2: I'm gonna say. What I don't know what you're talking
• 23:56
  Speaker 2: about or who you talking? Yeah? So who? No? No,
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  Speaker 2: I'm not even No, No, we're not dancing. We're not
• 24:07
  Speaker 2: doing this dance here. Yeah. You He said you shouldn't
• 24:10
  Speaker 2: have volunteered information because he know he ain't he's not
• 24:15
  Speaker 2: going to volunteer that information. I would want to know.
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  Speaker 8: No, No, that ain't lady, That ain't how that works.
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  Speaker 8: Shut your mouth. But why why make a fire in
• 24:33
  Speaker 8: your house?
• 24:33
  Speaker 2: That ain't there? Wait till the fire come to the house,
• 24:37
  Speaker 2: are you Yeah?
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  Speaker 1: I'm sorry?
• 24:39
  Speaker 2: Go ahead? You think what should No?
• 24:41
  Speaker 1: I think it's what you just said.
• 24:43
  Speaker 10: She didn't want him to find out and her I
• 24:46
  Speaker 10: think she wanted to tell him before he found out
• 24:49
  Speaker 10: that he's trying to get ahead up.
• 24:50
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 24:51
  Speaker 1: Yeah. She used to date the guy and then he
• 24:54
  Speaker 1: would be like, I just wait.
• 24:55
  Speaker 2: I just wait till you find him when you come.
• 24:59
  Speaker 8: Did you you should date this guy? It wasn't no
• 25:01
  Speaker 8: big deal. We went out on a couple of dates
• 25:02
  Speaker 8: and that was it. I didn't think it was nothing
• 25:05
  Speaker 8: to mention that was it was nothing more than that
• 25:08
  Speaker 8: we went out to the movies twice something.
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  Speaker 2: That was it.
• 25:12
  Speaker 1: I couldn't stay again, right right exactly.
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  Speaker 8: See, that's all you got to do. Wait till it come,
• 25:20
  Speaker 8: Wait till it come to your doorstep. Don't open the
• 25:23
  Speaker 8: door and send it out there.
• 25:25
  Speaker 1: I'm still volunteer.
• 25:27
  Speaker 2: Yeah, all right, I ever do that? Bobo? Is you listening?
• 25:34
  Speaker 1: Are you listening? All right?
• 25:38
  Speaker 2: Whole curtain bag dog?
• 25:41
  Speaker 10: He does that all the time, you know, it Jimmy
• 25:44
  Speaker 10: and Raleigh says, my wife and I have been married
• 25:47
  Speaker 10: for eight years and she is not the most sociable person.
• 25:50
  Speaker 10: She can't get along with women, and she clings to
• 25:53
  Speaker 10: me when we're in group settings. I'm a social guy,
• 25:57
  Speaker 10: so I want her to do better. Is she a
• 25:59
  Speaker 10: lost call or what?
• 26:01
  Speaker 3: Well?
• 26:02
  Speaker 8: No, she's not a lost cause, but we I mean,
• 26:04
  Speaker 8: what's what? What are you wanting to fix to be?
• 26:08
  Speaker 8: See you're saying, and she a lost cause, don't get
• 26:10
  Speaker 8: along with other women? Yeah, she clings to you and
• 26:17
  Speaker 8: you want to.
• 26:17
  Speaker 2: Be out messing around, floating around, you know.
• 26:20
  Speaker 1: Working the room.
• 26:21
  Speaker 3: Yeah, how roll?
• 26:33
  Speaker 8: Now she wasn't clinging to you. I don't know what
• 26:38
  Speaker 8: to tell you about this one because it's not a
• 26:40
  Speaker 8: lost cause. But you being a social butterfly and she's not.
• 26:43
  Speaker 8: You've known that before you got married.
• 26:45
  Speaker 2: Yeah, so what you want now?
• 26:48
  Speaker 1: Some people are just socially awkward and some people are
• 26:51
  Speaker 1: the life of the party. They're social butterflies, you know,
• 26:55
  Speaker 1: And that's what this is, all right?
• 26:58
  Speaker 10: Last one, Steve, this is the Georgetown THEA says, I'm
• 27:02
  Speaker 10: seventy one years old and I'm planning to run my
• 27:04
  Speaker 10: first marathon in December.
• 27:07
  Speaker 1: I think I need to read that line again.
• 27:08
  Speaker 10: I'm seventy one years old and I'm planning to run
• 27:11
  Speaker 10: my first marathon in December. My husband doubts that I
• 27:16
  Speaker 10: can do it, and he's killing my spirit with his negativity.
• 27:20
  Speaker 1: I want to prove him wrong. But what if he's right?
• 27:23
  Speaker 1: Is one month long enough to train?
• 27:26
  Speaker 6: Hell?
• 27:26
  Speaker 8: No, you can't run a marathon training for thirty days.
• 27:32
  Speaker 8: No you can't, ma'am. It takes a long time to
• 27:35
  Speaker 8: get up to that type of a marathon is twenty
• 27:37
  Speaker 8: six point two miles, And you're going to start training
• 27:41
  Speaker 8: in thirty days and you you may not even really
• 27:45
  Speaker 8: be a runner. Don't you start with like a five koor?
• 27:49
  Speaker 12: So her?
• 27:51
  Speaker 1: What is her husband just saying?
• 27:53
  Speaker 2: Y'aught to wait until Junior's walk running walk? Because you
• 28:04
  Speaker 2: because I can now see your husband not, isn't. Yeah? So, uh, Sureley,
• 28:09
  Speaker 2: tell me you're fit to run a marathon.
• 28:11
  Speaker 1: Go ahead, honey, guess what I think I'm gonna run
• 28:14
  Speaker 1: the marathon?
• 28:16
  Speaker 2: Mm hmm, that's all you thought?
• 28:19
  Speaker 3: What do you mean?
• 28:20
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm gonna start training for it. I want to
• 28:22
  Speaker 1: run it. I want to push myself. It's when it's
• 28:24
  Speaker 1: on my bucket list.
• 28:26
  Speaker 2: Maybe you can't run a marathon now, come on.
• 28:30
  Speaker 1: I don't know that until I've done it, right, until
• 28:32
  Speaker 1: I get it.
• 28:33
  Speaker 2: I know that, I know you have ran one before.
• 28:37
  Speaker 1: It will be my first one.
• 28:39
  Speaker 2: We'll see you right here. Why how you wait? You
• 28:40
  Speaker 2: seventy one? It will run a damn marathon.
• 28:43
  Speaker 10: Well, this is just something I've been dreaming of doing,
• 28:46
  Speaker 10: and I want to do it. I mean, I'm not dead,
• 28:48
  Speaker 10: I can.
• 28:48
  Speaker 2: You ain't dreaming nothing else? Yeahs ain't nothing else in
• 29:00
  Speaker 2: your head? Running around? Wow?
• 29:04
  Speaker 1: Why don't you come and join me, honey? Or train
• 29:06
  Speaker 1: with me at least?
• 29:07
  Speaker 2: Baby, baby, baby, babe, we ain't runner.
• 29:12
  Speaker 8: We can balkmore school the running out and seen from Kenya, Ethiopia,
• 29:17
  Speaker 8: not jes We ain't gotta visit out here.
• 29:20
  Speaker 2: That's an answer.
• 29:21
  Speaker 1: You're supposed to support me. You're supposed to support me.
• 29:25
  Speaker 8: I'm supposed to protect you. Keep you alive. Younas around,
• 29:27
  Speaker 8: kill yourself. Stop all this damn foolishness, mess around, pass out?
• 29:33
  Speaker 2: Why you run? Anybody go around here? I can't keep
• 29:35
  Speaker 2: up with you, know how? Baby?
• 29:37
  Speaker 8: Maybe you gotta do something now. You don't kill, gotta walk, kill,
• 29:40
  Speaker 8: gotta walk when you walk. Nobody is a walk kill.
• 29:47
  Speaker 8: You're hope you can make that, Mister Steve Harbin Martin show.
• 29:57
  Speaker 10: Man, would you rather be known as a sex symbol
• 30:02
  Speaker 10: or would you rather be known as the funniest man?
• 30:04
  Speaker 1: Or I'll be beaten because I ain't gonna be no
• 30:06
  Speaker 1: sex something that with these bodies.
• 30:07
  Speaker 2: I missed that. I missed that train beat. I am
• 30:11
  Speaker 2: a sex symbol. I can't get rid of it.
• 30:14
  Speaker 1: You can't help I know.
• 30:15
  Speaker 2: I can't get rid of that. And that right there
• 30:18
  Speaker 2: is the funniest.
• 30:18
  Speaker 9: Thing you.
• 30:22
  Speaker 2: Coming up right up to.
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  Speaker 10: You're listening Steve Harvey Morning Show.
• 30:31
  Speaker 1: Steve, please introduce your nephew and junior.
• 30:34
  Speaker 2: Well, folks, this is called right or wrong.
• 30:37
  Speaker 8: This segment almost should be called dumb and du Yeah, whatever,
• 30:43
  Speaker 8: ladies and gentlemen, what is it now?
• 30:45
  Speaker 2: Tommy? Tell him about the one when he was gone,
• 30:48
  Speaker 2: because I hate he wasn't here.
• 30:50
  Speaker 1: Wait, remind me, I forget Okay.
• 30:53
  Speaker 2: I'm just gonna drop this one on you because because
• 30:55
  Speaker 2: I hate you wasn't here for that.
• 30:57
  Speaker 12: Tell him that if a person who is death, if
• 31:04
  Speaker 12: they've been smoking weed, ain't that h d ain't.
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  Speaker 2: That high depth? Yeah? I don't even I couldn't even
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  Speaker 2: argue that.
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  Speaker 12: I don't say it again, if a deaf person been
• 31:20
  Speaker 12: smoking weed, that's h D, that's hide depth.
• 31:31
  Speaker 8: So let me ask you something. So you're saying, since
• 31:37
  Speaker 8: he's death and the fact that he's deaf and he's high,
• 31:44
  Speaker 8: so you're saying then so let me let me let
• 31:47
  Speaker 8: me ask you something. I'm saying that since he's deaf,
• 31:51
  Speaker 8: that that heightens his other senses and now his ass
• 31:55
  Speaker 8: can see better. Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, but you thought
• 32:05
  Speaker 8: it was yeah, yeah, don't try to put any deepness
• 32:08
  Speaker 8: on it. Oh, are you merely saying merely because he's
• 32:15
  Speaker 8: deaf and he smoked weed, ain't that high?
• 32:18
  Speaker 2: Death?
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  Speaker 9: Yeah?
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  Speaker 7: All he's saying, that's okay.
• 32:27
  Speaker 12: So me and Junior phone last night, tell him. People
• 32:31
  Speaker 12: don't die in the living room. What what are you
• 32:36
  Speaker 12: you know, dying there? It's not a dying room. It's
• 32:40
  Speaker 12: a living room.
• 32:41
  Speaker 2: People don't die. People die in living rooms all the
• 32:45
  Speaker 2: time because you know what that room becomes. It become
• 32:49
  Speaker 2: a dead person in the living room.
• 32:56
  Speaker 1: Now that makes sense. I don't know, you know it,
• 32:59
  Speaker 1: but you ain't been your intention intended to do that?
• 33:04
  Speaker 9: Be you're in it.
• 33:05
  Speaker 1: And I told them I haven't told you.
• 33:07
  Speaker 2: I just been in there.
• 33:08
  Speaker 1: What even put bodies up in caskets in the living
• 33:10
  Speaker 1: room Casca.
• 33:12
  Speaker 8: Oh hell yeah, Tommy Cameron tried the same money and
• 33:16
  Speaker 8: they buried their daddy. But they had a funeral at
• 33:19
  Speaker 8: the house. Problem was though casker was too wide, had
• 33:23
  Speaker 8: turning side killed it up. When they got there, would.
• 33:28
  Speaker 2: Holler, they got the get it in the living boom
• 33:31
  Speaker 2: and open me.
• 33:33
  Speaker 3: He was balled up in there.
• 33:36
  Speaker 8: Many had fist clothes till they cask I was in there, holler,
• 33:43
  Speaker 8: you would have to carry me out on the stretch.
• 33:45
  Speaker 2: They had to turn the castle sideways and tiled.
• 33:48
  Speaker 8: It up because you know, it was a little it
• 33:49
  Speaker 8: was a little wall where the closet was when.
• 33:51
  Speaker 2: You go through the door. So they had to turn it.
• 33:53
  Speaker 8: So they had to they had to turn it sideways.
• 33:56
  Speaker 8: Then they had to tip it up, and they had
• 34:00
  Speaker 8: to turn the corner straight back.
• 34:01
  Speaker 2: When they opened the.
• 34:02
  Speaker 1: Cast he was in that ball But did they take
• 34:06
  Speaker 1: the door just.
• 34:07
  Speaker 2: Yeah, they out suit game office show y'all give hey
• 34:14
  Speaker 2: what that? Let me tell you to give them some minute.
• 34:18
  Speaker 3: The funeral living room.
• 34:20
  Speaker 2: Oh go, but the dudes cousin did the body in
• 34:24
  Speaker 2: there the homes. Well, if he wasn't dead, he did.
• 34:32
  Speaker 1: Him out.
• 34:33
  Speaker 8: They had to do the same to turn the casket again.
• 34:37
  Speaker 8: They had the funeral in the canon's living room.
• 34:41
  Speaker 13: Wow, malf be licensed for some s, mister Hoolet. But
• 34:48
  Speaker 13: the funeral, the actual funeral was at the house. People
• 34:53
  Speaker 13: doing remarks and.
• 34:54
  Speaker 1: Of family pictures around and flow model TV.
• 35:01
  Speaker 8: They were so mortified when they opened up their cast
• 35:05
  Speaker 8: and he was in that man just balled up.
• 35:06
  Speaker 2: The clothes wasn't on him?
• 35:07
  Speaker 1: No more good If people get off and look, because if.
• 35:10
  Speaker 2: I was in the holland the funny thing I look,
• 35:15
  Speaker 2: I would.
• 35:16
  Speaker 1: Be kind of scared. If they opened the casket like.
• 35:18
  Speaker 2: The people getting up.
• 35:19
  Speaker 1: You know, it would have been a closed casket if
• 35:22
  Speaker 1: the funeral was open that you know.
• 35:24
  Speaker 2: How small everybody saw as soon as they opened it.
• 35:27
  Speaker 12: There but.
• 35:33
  Speaker 8: Man Jesus turning around looking at the wall, joining up
• 35:41
  Speaker 8: at the five, looking at their mana picture Jesus.
• 35:48
  Speaker 2: Just looking at that sign.
• 35:49
  Speaker 3: Just Jesus, we are about that, la people.
• 35:53
  Speaker 1: Yeah, have we do that?
• 35:54
  Speaker 2: Play a few of them a minute. Have you ever
• 35:57
  Speaker 2: seen bad Grandpa?
• 36:00
  Speaker 1: That movie boy with Billy what's his name?
• 36:05
  Speaker 8: At the funeral, I watched it. This is the funniest
• 36:14
  Speaker 8: thing I've seen in years. You could pull it up on.
• 36:18
  Speaker 2: On on YouTube. His wife died and they had the
• 36:20
  Speaker 2: funeral at a black filmer.
• 36:26
  Speaker 8: They got the dogs in there that the white family
• 36:28
  Speaker 8: got the dog, and all the black people was watching.
• 36:30
  Speaker 2: That's that friend.
• 36:32
  Speaker 8: But then he messed around. The daughter came in and
• 36:36
  Speaker 8: tried to take the necklace off the.
• 36:37
  Speaker 1: Mama watching the deceased. The mama was she in the
• 36:41
  Speaker 1: casket washing the.
• 36:41
  Speaker 8: Cast, right, but the lady ain't really dead. It's just
• 36:43
  Speaker 8: a movie, right, So they're pranking these black people. So
• 36:47
  Speaker 8: the white girl in there trying to take the necklace
• 36:49
  Speaker 8: off her dead mama, and then mess around and turned
• 36:51
  Speaker 8: that castle.
• 36:53
  Speaker 2: Lady fell out. Okay, the victim and the black Oh.
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  Speaker 2: your house.
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  Speaker 8: These are just a few different types of people that
• 41:29
  Speaker 8: you might have, and they're usually relatives. Now, these are
• 41:33
  Speaker 8: all relatives. Some of them you've seen in a while,
• 41:36
  Speaker 8: some recently. Some people you ain't seen in the wild.
• 41:38
  Speaker 8: But these are relatives that you might have a Thanksgiving gathering. Oh,
• 41:45
  Speaker 8: here's the first one. You might have a relative there
• 41:47
  Speaker 8: that been done some hard time. Sound familiar. Here's another one.
• 41:57
  Speaker 8: You might have a relative there. There's got don't work clothes,
• 42:01
  Speaker 8: but don't have a job, going a PEPSI uniforms. Here,
• 42:08
  Speaker 8: got on the middle of highlight come live and see
• 42:13
  Speaker 8: got a damn post office uniform home? You ain't STI
• 42:17
  Speaker 8: working no post office on. Yes, here's another relative that
• 42:22
  Speaker 8: you might have that your Thanksgiving Uh, gather one of
• 42:26
  Speaker 8: them that the stole from their mama.
• 42:28
  Speaker 2: So now you gotta watch every damn move they make.
• 42:32
  Speaker 2: Oh yeah, let him go in that backroom. Not let
• 42:36
  Speaker 2: him go in there.
• 42:37
  Speaker 8: Here's another relative that you might have over on Thanksgiving,
• 42:41
  Speaker 8: mister black power one hundred percent, but he's married.
• 42:46
  Speaker 2: To a white girl.
• 42:49
  Speaker 1: To the people.
• 42:52
  Speaker 2: So black.
• 42:56
  Speaker 8: Here's another relative that you might have over the things
• 43:00
  Speaker 8: and dinner. You got one that relatives got a brand
• 43:03
  Speaker 8: new car.
• 43:05
  Speaker 2: But what don't nobody know is he's sleeping in the
• 43:08
  Speaker 2: car because he ain't got place to live.
• 43:17
  Speaker 8: Here is the relative we all got, all of us
• 43:20
  Speaker 8: got this one. Ain't gonna bring a damn thing, but
• 43:25
  Speaker 8: gonna pack six to go place.
• 43:27
  Speaker 1: Yes, I.
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  Speaker 2: Can't stand there. I can't stand here. Go the other one.
• 43:38
  Speaker 8: You one of your relatives gonna bring some kids to
• 43:41
  Speaker 8: Thanksgiving that need They ass whipped. But you can't do
• 43:46
  Speaker 8: nothing about it because they ain't choice.
• 43:51
  Speaker 2: It would be a whole draft.
• 43:53
  Speaker 8: That's all of us in there, just throwing punch on
• 43:56
  Speaker 8: each other, just dipping in the punch bowl, throwing it
• 43:58
  Speaker 8: on each other.
• 44:00
  Speaker 2: The black ass. Yes, your table is dangerous, damn just working.
• 44:08
  Speaker 2: They do can't read. Yeah, wait what you.
• 44:14
  Speaker 1: Yes, you know the kids will do all that torking
• 44:17
  Speaker 1: but can't read.
• 44:19
  Speaker 2: Yeah, damn show can't read. Curse the right they do
• 44:25
  Speaker 2: that here. And you ever had the relatives come over
• 44:29
  Speaker 2: to your house?
• 44:30
  Speaker 8: That ain't nobody invite, but somehow they found out where
• 44:34
  Speaker 8: everybody was. Yes, wonder the way y'all want? Oh wow,
• 44:49
  Speaker 8: you got the relatives. Here go the relatives to come
• 44:51
  Speaker 8: on swamp swamping down. They don't eat pork, but just
• 44:55
  Speaker 8: tearing up the greens that got pork in them.
• 44:59
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yep, I'll be killing.
• 45:04
  Speaker 2: That would be a hog mall. Pardon of that, right.
• 45:08
  Speaker 8: Last one, this the relative I had over one year.
• 45:12
  Speaker 8: I made sure his ass don't come back no more.
• 45:15
  Speaker 3: Found his ass in.
• 45:16
  Speaker 8: The guess room, fast asleep, not on top of the bed,
• 45:23
  Speaker 8: but under the when you wake your find house up,
• 45:31
  Speaker 8: I bet you all. Oh yeah, dog, oh dog, I
• 45:34
  Speaker 8: want to says in the guest room.
• 45:36
  Speaker 2: He was in the bed under the cover. Dog under
• 45:42
  Speaker 2: took his clothes.
• 45:44
  Speaker 1: All right, thank you for that.
• 45:47
  Speaker 10: Coming up next, the nephew in the building with today's
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• 46:07
  Speaker 10: You're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show. Coming up
• 46:12
  Speaker 10: at the top of the hour, right about four minutes after.
• 46:14
  Speaker 10: It's my strawberry letter for today. The subject I think
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  Speaker 10: I'm playing with fire. Think I'm playing with fire right now?
• 46:22
  Speaker 10: Speaking of playing with fire all the time, it's the
• 46:25
  Speaker 10: nephew here with the prank phone call.
• 46:27
  Speaker 2: What you got nef? They moved big Mama? Should I say.
• 46:37
  Speaker 3: So dramatic?
• 46:46
  Speaker 2: Let's go cat dog? They move, big Mama.
• 46:52
  Speaker 4: I'm trying to can I stick to the owner of
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  Speaker 4: the company. It's just Robert. Owner is Robbert. It's this Robert.
• 47:02
  Speaker 9: Yes, sir, this is this is mister Robert.
• 47:03
  Speaker 11: How can I help you?
• 47:04
  Speaker 4: My name is Corruthers. Hey, y'all, y'all clean, y'all clean
• 47:09
  Speaker 4: my uh my, my house last week? Okay, And when
• 47:16
  Speaker 4: y'all moved the furniture to clean the carpet, somebody, somebody
• 47:23
  Speaker 4: moved my grandmother off the coffee table. Is he not
• 47:27
  Speaker 4: in there no more.
• 47:28
  Speaker 9: Well, hold hold one from the shirt. Do you know
• 47:30
  Speaker 9: what day did we clean your house on?
• 47:32
  Speaker 4: Sir? Last Wednesday? Y'all clean my house.
• 47:36
  Speaker 9: We came to your house on Wednesday of last week.
• 47:37
  Speaker 9: What's your address, sir, Big Mama, it's it's.
• 47:46
  Speaker 4: Big mom. Sir.
• 47:49
  Speaker 9: Hello, you said your name is corrupted and we came
• 47:52
  Speaker 9: to your house on Wednesday. If you don't mind, can
• 47:54
  Speaker 9: I have your address? Sleep y'all?
• 47:59
  Speaker 4: Big lie mag Okay, mister.
• 48:02
  Speaker 9: Coruthers, listen, if if if we if your grandmother now,
• 48:06
  Speaker 9: was your grandmother laying on the carpet, I mean, my guys,
• 48:09
  Speaker 9: don't move people, sir, h we would.
• 48:11
  Speaker 4: Not have our grandmother. My grandmother, she was on the
• 48:17
  Speaker 4: she was on the coffee table. Her her urn was
• 48:21
  Speaker 4: on the coffee table. Oh real, mother's pets, No lad, y'all.
• 48:28
  Speaker 4: If somebody moved it and now the vase is still
• 48:32
  Speaker 4: having dashes.
• 48:35
  Speaker 9: Okay, okay, okay, I'm sorry. So you're saying that you're
• 48:39
  Speaker 9: may mister mister grugg I am so sorry. I just
• 48:44
  Speaker 9: lost my grandmother not too long ago, sir. I know
• 48:47
  Speaker 9: how you feel. Now, I'm listen. My guys would not
• 48:51
  Speaker 9: have knocked over a vase or something like that, or
• 48:53
  Speaker 9: they would have told me if they are knocked over.
• 48:56
  Speaker 9: So are you sure that it was my clean service?
• 48:58
  Speaker 4: I ain't have no nobody, no two different carp cleaning
• 49:01
  Speaker 4: services to come by in the same week. Man, y'all,
• 49:05
  Speaker 4: the only ones came by there, y'all, the ones who
• 49:07
  Speaker 4: did it, y'all, the one more on my grandmama and
• 49:10
  Speaker 4: now my grandmama gone.
• 49:11
  Speaker 9: Mister correct man, mister Carruthers. I'm sorry about that, but
• 49:16
  Speaker 9: if you would give me your address, I can confirm
• 49:18
  Speaker 9: that that actually was my company that came by you.
• 49:21
  Speaker 9: I apologize, sir, uh.
• 49:23
  Speaker 4: Trump sorry, Oh I beg one wy.
• 49:30
  Speaker 9: Oh, I'm so sorry, sir. Now, can you please just
• 49:33
  Speaker 9: give me your address?
• 49:34
  Speaker 4: Sir?
• 49:34
  Speaker 9: Let me let me pull some information up in my
• 49:36
  Speaker 9: system and we can we can straighten all this out.
• 49:40
  Speaker 9: Hold on for one second, please, Fading do me faby
• 49:44
  Speaker 9: go and ask Wayne and Robert you need to come
• 49:46
  Speaker 9: in here for a second. They had to be the
• 49:48
  Speaker 9: ones clean at man carpet on last week. Obout knock
• 49:51
  Speaker 9: told his grandmama.
• 49:52
  Speaker 4: Earth, bigre, you've been on that coffee table. But on
• 50:01
  Speaker 4: that coffee table, but it's in my yar ya, mister.
• 50:09
  Speaker 9: Brothers, I'm sorry. I'm trying to find out.
• 50:11
  Speaker 4: If you know what. When I give myself together, I'm
• 50:16
  Speaker 4: gonna come down there and I'm gonna kick some at
• 50:20
  Speaker 4: that damn place in here.
• 50:21
  Speaker 10: Do you hear me?
• 50:22
  Speaker 9: Listen, Corruvis, Now listen. I'm gonna do everything that I
• 50:24
  Speaker 9: can to help you. But now don't don't. You're not
• 50:27
  Speaker 9: gonna threaten me on this phone.
• 50:28
  Speaker 4: Tell you you move my grandmama, and I'm gonna move you.
• 50:32
  Speaker 4: Now you hear me. I'ma I promise you. I'm gonna
• 50:35
  Speaker 4: tell everybody not to use this damn coffee cleaning service
• 50:38
  Speaker 4: because y'all don't know what y'all know.
• 50:40
  Speaker 9: Hold hello on now listen now now, uh, it took
• 50:44
  Speaker 9: me a long time to get my services together. Certain
• 50:46
  Speaker 9: we do a real good job. Now, you're not gonna
• 50:48
  Speaker 9: threaten me.
• 50:48
  Speaker 4: Y'all want for grandmama? That's what y'all do? You want?
• 50:51
  Speaker 4: People's grandmama?
• 50:53
  Speaker 9: We sir, we have never had this kind of incident.
• 50:56
  Speaker 9: As a matter of fact, we haven't had any incidents
• 50:58
  Speaker 9: at all.
• 50:58
  Speaker 4: So I'm gonna everything that I can.
• 51:01
  Speaker 9: I'm sorry about your grandmother, sir.
• 51:03
  Speaker 4: I ain't gonna get everything anywhere away. I'm gonna get
• 51:06
  Speaker 4: it in the newspaper and tell everybody not to use
• 51:09
  Speaker 4: this damn service. I promise that I have told you once.
• 51:14
  Speaker 9: Now you're not gonna prep me about my damn company
• 51:16
  Speaker 9: any more. You understand me. Are never putting no added,
• 51:18
  Speaker 9: no newspapers, and you're not gonna shit there. Tell me
• 51:21
  Speaker 9: what you're gonna do. I gonna call my sons in here.
• 51:23
  Speaker 9: I the calling that you did there, all the ones
• 51:24
  Speaker 9: that clean that god dog on coffee. Now, I'm gonna
• 51:26
  Speaker 9: find out what happened. But you're not gonna presan my company.
• 51:28
  Speaker 9: You're understand. It's how I make my Listen, now, don't
• 51:30
  Speaker 9: know how you make your living, but that's how I.
• 51:32
  Speaker 4: Make my I don't make y'all live by moving people's grandmama's. Man,
• 51:35
  Speaker 4: you move my grandmama. My grandmama ain't on the coffee table,
• 51:39
  Speaker 4: no more, sir, sir.
• 51:41
  Speaker 9: It's I'm sorry that your grandmama not on your coffee table,
• 51:44
  Speaker 9: no more, sir.
• 51:45
  Speaker 4: I'll try to find out what happens.
• 51:46
  Speaker 9: We're gonna get this fixed for you, but you gotta
• 51:48
  Speaker 9: work with me.
• 51:49
  Speaker 4: Ain't that way. I'm coming down there. Right down to
• 51:51
  Speaker 4: do damn if was gonna start kicking some bro. Now
• 51:54
  Speaker 4: your boys now stead too, Oh you're gonna come down.
• 51:58
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• 52:01
  Speaker 9: not scaring you, man, I'm trying to help you, and
• 52:03
  Speaker 9: you want to go out on me like that. I
• 52:05
  Speaker 9: don't give a let her come on down here right now.
• 52:07
  Speaker 9: You won't get even your address.
• 52:08
  Speaker 4: I don't even know where you are.
• 52:09
  Speaker 9: I don't even know if you see.
• 52:10
  Speaker 4: I promise you I'm whooping your boys, yo is y'all
• 52:14
  Speaker 4: move my grandma? You move my grandmother?
• 52:17
  Speaker 9: Man, brother, missus corrubb, don't threaten me or don't threaten
• 52:20
  Speaker 9: me by my boy. That that's my son. I don't
• 52:23
  Speaker 9: take that too lightly. I will come personally to your
• 52:25
  Speaker 9: house right now, beat up, and then come back and
• 52:27
  Speaker 9: clean your house for free. Do you understand me? Don't
• 52:29
  Speaker 9: you my children? Don't you treat me? Let me get
• 52:31
  Speaker 9: up my damn father.
• 52:32
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• 52:36
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• 53:03
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• 53:09
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  Speaker 1: Thank you, nephew. Subject. I think I'm playing with fire.
• 56:28
  Speaker 1: Dear Stephen Shirley.
• 56:29
  Speaker 10: I'm an older single man and I'm very nice looking,
• 56:32
  Speaker 10: not your typical old cornball pops type. Dating is hard
• 56:36
  Speaker 10: for me because most women my age have let themselves
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  Speaker 10: go and look matronly. I love online dating sites and
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  Speaker 10: I have a great time meeting and hooking up with
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  Speaker 10: various women. Recently, a thirty year old bombshell sent me
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  Speaker 10: a message to say that she was looking for a
• 56:52
  Speaker 10: little financial help in exchange for some confidential fun. So
• 56:57
  Speaker 10: we have met up for lip service a few times
• 56:59
  Speaker 10: and that's it. We've never gone all the way. I
• 57:03
  Speaker 10: give her a little extra money for bills and you know,
• 57:07
  Speaker 10: to get her hair done and her nails done, and
• 57:09
  Speaker 10: she's happy. But here's my problem. She asked me to
• 57:13
  Speaker 10: do her a big favor and I agree to it.
• 57:15
  Speaker 10: She told me that her mom is single, gorgeous and
• 57:18
  Speaker 10: a lot of fun, but she is trouble meeting good men.
• 57:22
  Speaker 10: She asked me to escort her mom to a galup
• 57:26
  Speaker 10: as her date. She told her mom that I am
• 57:29
  Speaker 10: her coworker's dad, and she showed her a picture of me.
• 57:33
  Speaker 10: She showed me a picture of her mom too. I
• 57:35
  Speaker 10: took her mom to the galup and we had a
• 57:37
  Speaker 10: great time talking, laughing and dancing. We are the same
• 57:42
  Speaker 10: age and we have a lot in common. After the gaelub,
• 57:46
  Speaker 10: she invited me in for a nightcap. We have been
• 57:49
  Speaker 10: drinking wine all night, so one thing led to another
• 57:52
  Speaker 10: and I ended up spending the night with her. I
• 57:55
  Speaker 10: must say that we're compatible in the bedroom too. I
• 57:59
  Speaker 10: think I want to keep seeing this woman, but I
• 58:01
  Speaker 10: don't want to mess it up with what I.
• 58:03
  Speaker 1: Have with her daughter.
• 58:05
  Speaker 10: They can give me two different and very pleasurable experiences. Besides,
• 58:10
  Speaker 10: the daughter is only in it for the money. What
• 58:13
  Speaker 10: do you think Can I get away with it? Or
• 58:15
  Speaker 10: am I playing with fire? Please help now? I don't
• 58:18
  Speaker 10: think you're gonna be able to get away with this one.
• 58:20
  Speaker 10: Their mother and daughter, you know they're gonna talk. Yeah,
• 58:24
  Speaker 10: you're playing with fire if you're not honest, and if
• 58:27
  Speaker 10: you get greedy, which is.
• 58:28
  Speaker 1: What you're doing.
• 58:30
  Speaker 3: What are you doing?
• 58:31
  Speaker 1: You're being greedy now, I.
• 58:33
  Speaker 7: Mean, you know.
• 58:34
  Speaker 10: And the only one really who's gonna be mad in
• 58:37
  Speaker 10: this whole thing, I think is the daughter, because like
• 58:40
  Speaker 10: you say, she's only in it for the money, and
• 58:42
  Speaker 10: if you stop the money then she probably will be mad.
• 58:45
  Speaker 10: So in this case, I think it's okay. I think
• 58:48
  Speaker 10: you need to be honest, open and honest with the daughter.
• 58:52
  Speaker 10: You said you haven't slept with the daughter. You guys
• 58:55
  Speaker 10: have had lip service, met up for lip service. So
• 58:58
  Speaker 10: I'm assuming you've kissed the daughter and that's all. So
• 59:01
  Speaker 10: that should make it a little easier because you guys
• 59:04
  Speaker 10: haven't gone all the way I say. In this particular case,
• 59:07
  Speaker 10: life is short. I think this situation is different because
• 59:12
  Speaker 10: you guys are the same age. You're very compatible. As
• 59:15
  Speaker 10: you say, you have a lot in common. You enjoy
• 59:17
  Speaker 10: each other's company, you're compatible in the bedroom. You do
• 59:21
  Speaker 10: want to keep seeing her. But then here's the greedy part.
• 59:24
  Speaker 1: When you say you don't want to mess it up,
• 59:27
  Speaker 1: mess up what you have with the daughter. What do
• 59:29
  Speaker 1: you have with the daughter? You're the daughter, sugar daddy.
• 59:31
  Speaker 1: All right, you're the daughter sugar daddy. That's what you are.
• 59:35
  Speaker 10: You didn't say how old you are, but the daughter's thirty,
• 59:37
  Speaker 10: so I'm assuming you're in your fifties or sixties here.
• 59:40
  Speaker 10: So you know, if you're going to be open and
• 59:42
  Speaker 10: honest and not greedy, this situation can work if the
• 59:46
  Speaker 10: mom agrees to it. If not, you think you can
• 59:48
  Speaker 10: have your cake and eat it too. It's not gonna work,
• 59:50
  Speaker 10: and it's going to backfire and you won't have either
• 59:52
  Speaker 10: of them.
• 59:52
  Speaker 1: Steep Wow, this is here.
• 59:56
  Speaker 2: There's a tough one. Dude.
• 59:59
  Speaker 8: Let me just I think I'm playing with five? Well,
• 1:00:03
  Speaker 8: what the hell you think it for? Cause y'a'll ask no,
• 1:00:09
  Speaker 8: I know what. I think you're grown man, you know,
• 1:00:14
  Speaker 8: oldest single man. I'm very nice looking, not your typical
• 1:00:18
  Speaker 8: old cornball pop type. Okay, now you know that's an opinion.
• 1:00:23
  Speaker 8: That's just an opinion.
• 1:00:26
  Speaker 4: You know.
• 1:00:27
  Speaker 8: Ain't ain't nothing in this letter. After you said you
• 1:00:30
  Speaker 8: was nice looking, they ain't come up no more.
• 1:00:35
  Speaker 2: The daughter ain't said, oh my god, he find The
• 1:00:38
  Speaker 2: mamma ain't said, oh my god, you find it. Ain't
• 1:00:40
  Speaker 2: come up no more. Dog. Look well, but you know
• 1:00:44
  Speaker 2: I don't like me and talking about how nice they look.
• 1:00:46
  Speaker 2: I just don't like that.
• 1:00:49
  Speaker 8: You know, I'm a good strong man. I'm a strong
• 1:00:51
  Speaker 8: but you'll be that I'm talking about nice looking Troy
• 1:00:54
  Speaker 8: to give a damn. I don't like dudes like that.
• 1:00:59
  Speaker 8: You know, dating is hard for me because most women
• 1:01:01
  Speaker 8: my age had let themselves go and look matronly matron.
• 1:01:07
  Speaker 9: What is that like?
• 1:01:07
  Speaker 2: Oh like a nun?
• 1:01:10
  Speaker 1: Well, yeah, like an older woman.
• 1:01:12
  Speaker 2: Maybe you know what is matron?
• 1:01:13
  Speaker 1: Put on a couple of pounds, But what do matronly mean.
• 1:01:17
  Speaker 2: Somebody see not sexy.
• 1:01:18
  Speaker 8: Okay, somebody give me the definition of Webster definition of
• 1:01:22
  Speaker 8: matrolly so I can get into this what I need.
• 1:01:25
  Speaker 1: To you know, like your mother, not your girlfriend.
• 1:01:28
  Speaker 8: I love online dating sites. I've had great time meeting
• 1:01:31
  Speaker 8: hooking up with various women. Then it's thirty year old bombshell.
• 1:01:35
  Speaker 8: Since you a message to say she was looking for
• 1:01:37
  Speaker 8: a little financial help in exchange for some confidential fund.
• 1:01:42
  Speaker 8: What okay, I'm you know hey man? Wait see matronly
• 1:01:47
  Speaker 8: and confidential fund.
• 1:01:49
  Speaker 10: The definition of matronly says having the attributes of a matron.
• 1:01:56
  Speaker 2: See what the teacher told me in school was you
• 1:02:00
  Speaker 2: can't define the.
• 1:02:01
  Speaker 1: Word with the word exactly exactly.
• 1:02:04
  Speaker 2: But now you dating the older woman that look matroally,
• 1:02:08
  Speaker 2: and now you have met this young girl. She wanted
• 1:02:10
  Speaker 2: to do some financial help in exchange for some confidential fund.
• 1:02:15
  Speaker 2: So we'd have met up for lip service a few times.
• 1:02:18
  Speaker 2: And that's it. So y'all kiss it, y'all kissing. Now
• 1:02:23
  Speaker 2: we ain't never gone all the way.
• 1:02:25
  Speaker 8: I'll give her extra money for bills to get her
• 1:02:27
  Speaker 8: hand and nails done, and she is happy for kissing.
• 1:02:33
  Speaker 1: You're paying bills for kissing. All right, Hang on, Steve,
• 1:02:39
  Speaker 1: hang on, don't Why are you mad at him?
• 1:02:42
  Speaker 2: We paying bills for kissing?
• 1:02:45
  Speaker 3: All right?
• 1:02:45
  Speaker 2: Look, I'm telling you right now.
• 1:02:47
  Speaker 10: We'll have part two of Steve's response coming up in
• 1:02:50
  Speaker 10: twenty three after the hour.
• 1:02:51
  Speaker 1: Right after this, you're.
• 1:02:53
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• 1:03:01
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• 1:03:09
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  Speaker 7: the holidays and beyond.
• 1:03:32
  Speaker 1: All right, Steve, come on, let's recap today's Strawberry letters. Subject.
• 1:03:36
  Speaker 1: I think I'm playing with fire.
• 1:03:38
  Speaker 2: All right, we're back. We're playing with fine.
• 1:03:40
  Speaker 8: Now who that's what this letter is because I have
• 1:03:43
  Speaker 8: a couple of clarifications I got on the break. Now,
• 1:03:48
  Speaker 8: this nice looking man who just nice looking just to
• 1:03:51
  Speaker 8: his damn self, didn't met this woman online.
• 1:03:55
  Speaker 2: That's a thirty year old Bombshield.
• 1:03:58
  Speaker 8: They done got to talking now, but he normally meet
• 1:04:02
  Speaker 8: women his own age who are matronly.
• 1:04:05
  Speaker 4: Now.
• 1:04:06
  Speaker 8: Matronly, according to the dictionary, is relating to our characteristics
• 1:04:12
  Speaker 8: of a stage or conservative, conservatively dressed, older married woman,
• 1:04:19
  Speaker 8: especially one with a somewhat heavy beild.
• 1:04:25
  Speaker 2: She looks matronly in a putty colored tweet two piece. Okay,
• 1:04:31
  Speaker 2: that's no, that's the definition of matrons.
• 1:04:34
  Speaker 10: Let me give you another one too, Steve, a female
• 1:04:36
  Speaker 10: animal kept for breeding.
• 1:04:40
  Speaker 8: Okay, yes, it's good, too hard shure, I can't believe
• 1:04:42
  Speaker 8: you did that. Should well shuld We don't want that
• 1:04:46
  Speaker 8: work famous that.
• 1:04:47
  Speaker 1: We're just doing jokes right now, so you'll get a picture.
• 1:04:50
  Speaker 8: Well, I hooked up a verious when recently she met
• 1:04:53
  Speaker 8: this thirty year old bombs Shall send me a message
• 1:04:56
  Speaker 8: said she was looking for a little financial help in
• 1:04:58
  Speaker 8: exchange for some confident.
• 1:05:00
  Speaker 2: That your fund.
• 1:05:01
  Speaker 8: So we've met up for flip service a few times
• 1:05:04
  Speaker 8: and that's it. We've never gone all the way.
• 1:05:07
  Speaker 9: Now.
• 1:05:07
  Speaker 2: I was thinking lip service is.
• 1:05:09
  Speaker 1: Just kissing me too.
• 1:05:11
  Speaker 2: Well, on the break, I've been enlightened. Nip service it's
• 1:05:17
  Speaker 2: something else. It's when the two people provide pleasure with
• 1:05:25
  Speaker 2: their lips, and so they met up for lip service.
• 1:05:32
  Speaker 2: This is molding kissing. Now they're providing pleasure for one
• 1:05:37
  Speaker 2: another with their lips. That's what this is.
• 1:05:43
  Speaker 8: Oh that changes, hey, But she and he said that
• 1:05:47
  Speaker 8: just a few times, and that's it. We've never gone
• 1:05:49
  Speaker 8: all the way. I give you a little extra money
• 1:05:52
  Speaker 8: for bill. Now understand these bill paying Now. Yeah, at
• 1:05:57
  Speaker 8: first I thought y'all was just kissing. You can't get
• 1:05:59
  Speaker 8: bill money for kissing. But for that, oh yeah, you
• 1:06:02
  Speaker 8: get you get the cart caught up.
• 1:06:08
  Speaker 2: Grocer groceries. Hell yeah, what you need your assurance policy? Laughing, Well,
• 1:06:15
  Speaker 2: we get that right back for you. Wow, Rick, I
• 1:06:19
  Speaker 2: got you kids school clothes. Yeah, okay, So now anyway,
• 1:06:25
  Speaker 2: well anyway, but here's the problem. She asked me to
• 1:06:28
  Speaker 2: do her big favorite. I agreed to do it.
• 1:06:30
  Speaker 8: She told me that her mom is single, gorgeous and
• 1:06:33
  Speaker 8: a lot of fun, but she has trouble meeting good men.
• 1:06:35
  Speaker 2: So she asked me to eskor their mom to a gala.
• 1:06:38
  Speaker 2: Asked her date.
• 1:06:39
  Speaker 8: She told me told her mama that I'm her coworker's dad,
• 1:06:44
  Speaker 8: and she showed her a.
• 1:06:45
  Speaker 2: Picture of me.
• 1:06:46
  Speaker 8: She showed me a picture of mom too. I took
• 1:06:48
  Speaker 8: a mom to the gala. We had a good time talking.
• 1:06:51
  Speaker 8: They would limp services. They were just talking, laughing down
• 1:06:55
  Speaker 8: ha ha and dancing then and they the same age,
• 1:07:04
  Speaker 8: and they got.
• 1:07:05
  Speaker 2: A lot in common. Well, after the gala was over,
• 1:07:08
  Speaker 2: she invited me in for a night cap. They drinking.
• 1:07:10
  Speaker 2: Now y'all been drinking wine all night? What the night
• 1:07:13
  Speaker 2: cap for? To cap off the night? Yes, sir, so now.
• 1:07:18
  Speaker 8: Y'all in there capping off nights. And one thing led
• 1:07:21
  Speaker 8: to another. This is my favorite party is drapping the letters?
• 1:07:23
  Speaker 8: How they always say? So one thing led to another.
• 1:07:26
  Speaker 8: I ended up spending night with her, So now you
• 1:07:30
  Speaker 8: just slept with the mama. Now I must say that
• 1:07:33
  Speaker 8: we're compatible. We're compatible in the bedroom too. I think
• 1:07:38
  Speaker 8: I want to keep seeing this woman, but I don't
• 1:07:40
  Speaker 8: want to mess up what I have with her daughter,
• 1:07:43
  Speaker 8: because they can give me two very different and pleasurable experiences.
• 1:07:48
  Speaker 2: Boy, looker here. Besides, the daughter is only in it
• 1:07:52
  Speaker 2: for money.
• 1:07:53
  Speaker 3: What do you think?
• 1:07:54
  Speaker 8: Can I get away with it? Or am I playing
• 1:07:56
  Speaker 8: with fire? Please help well, dog understand what's really going on?
• 1:08:02
  Speaker 8: You having one type of sex with the daughter and
• 1:08:06
  Speaker 8: you're having all the way sex with the mama. The
• 1:08:09
  Speaker 8: daughter just in it for money. But you happen to
• 1:08:12
  Speaker 8: think that the mama is fly she more. You may
• 1:08:15
  Speaker 8: could have found someone, But the problem here is, dog,
• 1:08:18
  Speaker 8: you ain't found nothing. Because see, dog, you really an
• 1:08:22
  Speaker 8: old player and you like playing because even in your
• 1:08:26
  Speaker 8: letter you said, I have a great time meeting and
• 1:08:30
  Speaker 8: hooking up with various women online.
• 1:08:34
  Speaker 2: So now you got these two women here.
• 1:08:37
  Speaker 8: One of them does something for you physically and don't
• 1:08:41
  Speaker 8: go all the way, and the other one go all
• 1:08:43
  Speaker 8: the way. But you like the mama, but you don't
• 1:08:46
  Speaker 8: want to mess up what you have with the daughter
• 1:08:48
  Speaker 8: because she just in it for money. Found here's what
• 1:08:52
  Speaker 8: I could till you stay with the mama because the
• 1:09:00
  Speaker 8: mama is cheap, that's why. And the mama broke it
• 1:09:08
  Speaker 8: all the way off for free. See, ain't no need
• 1:09:12
  Speaker 8: to you.
• 1:09:14
  Speaker 2: No, let me explain.
• 1:09:15
  Speaker 1: Are you for real?
• 1:09:16
  Speaker 9: It is?
• 1:09:16
  Speaker 4: Well?
• 1:09:16
  Speaker 8: I'm just on the real. You cannot make this work.
• 1:09:19
  Speaker 8: Tall it cannot work, but on because dog, it can't work. Tommy,
• 1:09:25
  Speaker 8: let me come back and tell you why I can't work. O.
• 1:09:27
  Speaker 2: I got something to ask if you own man?
• 1:09:29
  Speaker 1: All right?
• 1:09:30
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• 1:09:33
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• 1:09:36
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• 1:09:39
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• 1:09:41
  Speaker 10: little more on the Strawberry Letter that he's going to
• 1:09:45
  Speaker 10: impart to us. Subject I think I'm playing with fire.
• 1:09:48
  Speaker 10: We'll be right back at forty six after the hour.
• 1:09:51
  Speaker 10: Right after this, you're.
• 1:09:52
  Speaker 7: Listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show at the Salvation Army.
• 1:09:56
  Speaker 7: Love gives beyond situation and season. While lights are sparkling
• 1:10:01
  Speaker 7: and temperatures are dropping, you can be the difference for
• 1:10:04
  Speaker 7: a family in need.
• 1:10:06
  Speaker 1: Right in your local community.
• 1:10:08
  Speaker 7: Your donation puts presents under the tree today and food
• 1:10:12
  Speaker 7: on the table all year long, warm hearts and homes
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  Speaker 7: beyond the Christmas season. By donating twenty five dollars a
• 1:10:19
  Speaker 7: month at Salvation ARMYUSA dot org, help a neighbor in
• 1:10:24
  Speaker 7: need through the holidays and beyond.
• 1:10:28
  Speaker 10: All Right, Steve, you wanted to finish the Strawberry Letters
• 1:10:31
  Speaker 10: subject I Think I'm playing with fire.
• 1:10:32
  Speaker 1: About this older Guyland.
• 1:10:34
  Speaker 8: This man loves online Dayton. He's an old player. He
• 1:10:37
  Speaker 8: got this girl he met online thirty year old bombshell
• 1:10:41
  Speaker 8: said they can have some confidential fun. He didne got
• 1:10:44
  Speaker 8: together with the girl and they provide each other with
• 1:10:46
  Speaker 8: lift service. Mean that they haven't different, just sex. He's
• 1:10:52
  Speaker 8: been giving her money and stuff for it. It's been
• 1:10:55
  Speaker 8: going real well. Did she ask him to do her
• 1:10:57
  Speaker 8: a favor take her mama to a gala. He showed
• 1:11:00
  Speaker 8: them a picture of the mama. She liked the mama
• 1:11:02
  Speaker 8: showed the mama picture of her, said this one of
• 1:11:04
  Speaker 8: her coworkers.
• 1:11:05
  Speaker 2: Daddies. She know you all, and so you said, yeah,
• 1:11:10
  Speaker 2: met the mama. She fined.
• 1:11:11
  Speaker 8: Y'all went out, had a good time, got to drink,
• 1:11:13
  Speaker 8: and she invites you in for a drink. You end
• 1:11:15
  Speaker 8: up spending the night with the mama, and you enjoy
• 1:11:17
  Speaker 8: the mama. You really like the mama.
• 1:11:18
  Speaker 2: Y'all compatible in bed, and y'all got a lot in common.
• 1:11:21
  Speaker 2: You're laughing and stuff.
• 1:11:22
  Speaker 8: Now you're trying to figure out because you've been breaking
• 1:11:24
  Speaker 8: off this money to this young girl who's providing you
• 1:11:27
  Speaker 8: with this lip service, and you providing her with lip service. Y'all,
• 1:11:29
  Speaker 8: just don't go all the way that. Now you want
• 1:11:33
  Speaker 8: to know if you can make both of them work.
• 1:11:36
  Speaker 8: Dog this ain't gonna work. Women always know, they know, dog,
• 1:11:43
  Speaker 8: they gonna find out. Now, what's your question, Tommy? If
• 1:11:47
  Speaker 8: I'm the dude, I didn't invest it way too much
• 1:11:51
  Speaker 8: in this first girl. I got stock in there. Now
• 1:11:54
  Speaker 8: you know, I see what I'm saying. I got to
• 1:11:56
  Speaker 8: get broke off for I leave at least too.
• 1:11:58
  Speaker 2: I just had to.
• 1:11:59
  Speaker 12: I spent too much money. I spent way too much money. Man,
• 1:12:04
  Speaker 12: with this, this whole, this halfway thing we do. We
• 1:12:06
  Speaker 12: got to finish this off before I get over here
• 1:12:08
  Speaker 12: to mama.
• 1:12:09
  Speaker 3: WHOA don't you.
• 1:12:09
  Speaker 10: Think I almost separate yourselves when he said he wanted
• 1:12:13
  Speaker 10: to ask a question.
• 1:12:14
  Speaker 8: See, this is why it won't work, because men have
• 1:12:19
  Speaker 8: a stupid logic when it comes to the way they
• 1:12:22
  Speaker 8: think about said this is a dumb ass logic.
• 1:12:27
  Speaker 2: Did not just tell you that they gonna find out.
• 1:12:32
  Speaker 2: Why y'all always looking at each other like that that's
• 1:12:37
  Speaker 2: gonna come out? All you can do.
• 1:12:39
  Speaker 8: The only chance you got is to tell how you
• 1:12:42
  Speaker 8: really met the daughter. But that's if you wanted to
• 1:12:46
  Speaker 8: keep the mama. Your problem in you trying to keep
• 1:12:49
  Speaker 8: the mama. Your problem is you trying to keep them both.
• 1:12:53
  Speaker 8: And if you try to keep.
• 1:12:54
  Speaker 2: Them both, it's gonna end miserably for you.
• 1:12:59
  Speaker 8: But if you just try to keep the mama, you'd
• 1:13:01
  Speaker 8: have to give up something, and you ain't willing to
• 1:13:04
  Speaker 8: do that. Because you enjoy online dating. You said that,
• 1:13:08
  Speaker 8: and you don't want to have nobody. You ain't looking
• 1:13:10
  Speaker 8: for nobody. You enjoy online dating because need various women's
• 1:13:15
  Speaker 8: They think, so dog, guess what you are. So just
• 1:13:17
  Speaker 8: tell them that's what you are and going about your business.
• 1:13:19
  Speaker 8: Because you try to keep both of them, you're gonna
• 1:13:21
  Speaker 8: get busted and they're gonna probably kill you.
• 1:13:25
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• 1:13:40
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• 1:13:43
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• 1:13:47
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• 1:13:49
  Speaker 1: You might just hear your call in the air. Are
• 1:13:51
  Speaker 1: you ready, Steve.
• 1:13:52
  Speaker 2: Yeah, all right.
• 1:13:54
  Speaker 10: Remember last week we received a voicemail from a man
• 1:13:56
  Speaker 10: who said that after ending a relationship with his ex,
• 1:14:00
  Speaker 10: she seems like she's getting blessed all the time. You
• 1:14:03
  Speaker 10: gave him advice about envy. Well, this caller disagrees with
• 1:14:07
  Speaker 10: your view. Take a listen.
• 1:14:09
  Speaker 17: You know this message is with Steve Harvey himself, and
• 1:14:12
  Speaker 17: I really hope that it gets to Steve.
• 1:14:14
  Speaker 2: Man. Listen.
• 1:14:15
  Speaker 17: I've been watching you for a long time on TV,
• 1:14:17
  Speaker 17: listening to you on the radio for a while, and
• 1:14:19
  Speaker 17: I really like you, man, and I never thought that
• 1:14:21
  Speaker 17: I would be calling into a radio station, but I
• 1:14:23
  Speaker 17: had to, Man, because I heard you make a statement
• 1:14:25
  Speaker 17: on the radio that when two people are together and
• 1:14:28
  Speaker 17: they break up and one of them is doing very well,
• 1:14:31
  Speaker 17: that it's probably because they're not with the person that
• 1:14:35
  Speaker 17: they broke up with, and that in essence, it might
• 1:14:38
  Speaker 17: be the person's fault, but the other person's fault because
• 1:14:41
  Speaker 17: perhaps they were blocking their blessing. Well, Man, I beg
• 1:14:43
  Speaker 17: to differ with that man, because how about if that
• 1:14:46
  Speaker 17: person cheated on the person, how about if they were
• 1:14:49
  Speaker 17: just totally unfaithful, disrespectful, how about that? You know what
• 1:14:53
  Speaker 17: I mean, hold, how's the other person blocking a blessing
• 1:14:57
  Speaker 17: at that point?
• 1:14:58
  Speaker 2: Okay?
• 1:14:58
  Speaker 17: And just because a person breaks up with someone and
• 1:15:01
  Speaker 17: one does very well, there's no indication that they've been blessed,
• 1:15:04
  Speaker 17: you know. I mean, it's just that they haven't received
• 1:15:06
  Speaker 17: the karma that they got coming yet. Okay, That's exactly
• 1:15:09
  Speaker 17: what it is. Okay, Because the Bible says, and I
• 1:15:12
  Speaker 17: hear you talking about God a lot, but the Bible says,
• 1:15:15
  Speaker 17: to be not deceived, that God is not mock whatsoever?
• 1:15:17
  Speaker 12: Man?
• 1:15:18
  Speaker 17: So is that shall he also read?
• 1:15:20
  Speaker 10: So?
• 1:15:20
  Speaker 17: In other words, and layman's time, he's talking about karma.
• 1:15:23
  Speaker 17: What goes around comes around.
• 1:15:25
  Speaker 2: Okay.
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  Speaker 17: And I feel very bad that you would make a
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  Speaker 17: statement like that, you know, I mean, to make a
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  Speaker 17: person that's probably already feeling bad feel even worse, maybe
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  Speaker 17: feeling like they are the problem they like they calls.
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  Speaker 2: The break up when they probably did not, you know, man.
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  Speaker 2: And I just it just made me feel.
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  Speaker 17: Really upset and angry that you would make a statement
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  Speaker 17: like that.
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  Speaker 2: I was really surprised to hear that from you, man.
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  Speaker 17: You know, So whether you put this on a radio
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  Speaker 17: or not, you know, I just wanted you to hear it,
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  Speaker 17: you know what I mean, take care of yourself. Man.
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  Speaker 2: Well, what you're saying all could be true.
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  Speaker 8: The problem that I have what your statement is, this
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  Speaker 8: phone call wasn't about anybody cheating. No one mentioned cheating
• 1:16:06
  Speaker 8: in the phone call at all. The guy was simply saying,
• 1:16:11
  Speaker 8: how does he rationalize in his mind that after if
• 1:16:14
  Speaker 8: he's broken up with someone that they're doing really really well.
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  Speaker 2: Now?
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  Speaker 8: Well, And my statement was maybe the tour you weren't
• 1:16:22
  Speaker 8: supposed to be together, and maybe you were the cause
• 1:16:25
  Speaker 8: why she wasn't doing and I stand by that. But bruh,
• 1:16:29
  Speaker 8: Nobody in the letter mentioned any infidelity, anybody cheating. Nobody mentioned.
• 1:16:35
  Speaker 8: And then for you to use the scripture talking about
• 1:16:38
  Speaker 8: maybe calm or ain't caught up with him yet? You know,
• 1:16:40
  Speaker 8: y'all kill me with that one. Man, y'all need to
• 1:16:42
  Speaker 8: slow down a little bit. God's ways is as high
• 1:16:45
  Speaker 8: burrow of the earth as the heavens. Our ways are
• 1:16:48
  Speaker 8: not like his. You we as people, don't have the
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  Speaker 8: right to call out calm based on how you think
• 1:16:55
  Speaker 8: God deals with a situation. I'm very leary when people
• 1:17:00
  Speaker 8: use karma. Karma ain't caught up with him yet? How
• 1:17:03
  Speaker 8: do you know what timing God is using or what
• 1:17:07
  Speaker 8: method he's using to get a person to learn a lesson.
• 1:17:10
  Speaker 8: I've had a lot of people tell me that something
• 1:17:13
  Speaker 8: that happens to be now is CAUs a karma for
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  Speaker 8: something I did when I was twenty seven. Do you
• 1:17:19
  Speaker 8: know I just recently heard that. You mean to tell
• 1:17:22
  Speaker 8: me that it took God thirty nine years to teach
• 1:17:27
  Speaker 8: me a lesson. So I'm just literly when people do that.
• 1:17:31
  Speaker 8: And you're right about the scripture. That's what the scripture says.
• 1:17:34
  Speaker 8: But you all don't know when to apply karma, and
• 1:17:39
  Speaker 8: we as Christians and people need to stop doing that.
• 1:17:42
  Speaker 2: That's calma. Y'all don't know what karma is. You don't
• 1:17:46
  Speaker 2: know how God working this thing out you.
• 1:17:49
  Speaker 8: Every time something had bad happen to somebody, somebody think
• 1:17:52
  Speaker 8: it's calma for something they did in the past.
• 1:17:54
  Speaker 2: No, sometimes it's just your turn. It's called life. You
• 1:17:57
  Speaker 2: just finnah get one today just to card you. You
• 1:18:00
  Speaker 2: ain't do nothing to deserve it.
• 1:18:02
  Speaker 8: Life ain't fair all the time. Sometimes you get done
• 1:18:05
  Speaker 8: dirty and you didn't really do nothing. That ain't calm.
• 1:18:07
  Speaker 8: But if you're looking at it from the outside, you
• 1:18:09
  Speaker 8: called in it coming. That's calm for what you did back. Yeah, no, brod,
• 1:18:12
  Speaker 8: that ain't what that is. So I agree with you
• 1:18:14
  Speaker 8: to what you said.
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  Speaker 12: Bruh.
• 1:18:16
  Speaker 8: I do agree with what you said if that was
• 1:18:18
  Speaker 8: infidelity involved, But in the phone called it wasn't no
• 1:18:21
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• 1:18:22
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  Speaker 8: My closing remarks today are going to be based around
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  Speaker 8: the value of yourself. I think this is important. Tommy
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  Speaker 2: It starts with you.
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  Speaker 8: You know you all heard the saying, uh, beauty is
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  Speaker 8: on the inside. It's not just skin deep, that's true.
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  Speaker 8: Confidence is not an outward emotion. It's something that starts
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  Speaker 8: So if you want people to value you, you must
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  Speaker 8: first value yourself. I tell my daughters all the time.
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  Speaker 8: You can train a man how to treat you well, Daddy,
• 1:27:04
  Speaker 8: how do you train a man? You just don't accept
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  Speaker 8: bad treatment from him. If you don't accept bad treatment
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  Speaker 8: from him, little girl of mine.
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  Speaker 2: Then guess what. He can't keep giving it to you.
• 1:27:18
  Speaker 2: A person can only treat you the way you allow
• 1:27:20
  Speaker 2: them to do it.
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  Speaker 8: If you don't accept a man coming to pick you
• 1:27:25
  Speaker 8: up late all the time, but you stop going with
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  Speaker 8: him every time he late, the next time he want
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  Speaker 8: to go out with you, he got to be on time.
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  Speaker 7: Now.
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  Speaker 2: If he don't want to be on time, then guess what.
• 1:27:33
  Speaker 2: You don't go out.
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  Speaker 8: You've trained him how to treat you, and if he
• 1:27:37
  Speaker 8: don't line up with what you want, then guess what
• 1:27:39
  Speaker 8: he not for you. At least you don't have to
• 1:27:43
  Speaker 8: be mistreated the way he want to treat you by
• 1:27:46
  Speaker 8: simply not allowing him to treat you any way he
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  Speaker 8: wants to. You cannot have high value for yourself and
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  Speaker 8: expect someone else to have a high value of you.
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  Speaker 8: That goes into same thing with business. You can't go
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  Speaker 8: in and ask for a raise if you don't think
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  Speaker 8: you deserve one. What would cause you to walk in
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  Speaker 8: there and ask for a raise? If you don't think
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  Speaker 8: you deserve one, if you don't have the facts to
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  Speaker 8: because you don't spend all the money you had. You
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  Speaker 8: got to go in there and ask for a raise
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  Speaker 8: because you can show value to the company. You're worth
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  Speaker 8: this much more to the company. The company has become
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  Speaker 8: this because of you. Then you can show your value.
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  Speaker 8: Then you can go in there with a raise, and
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  Speaker 8: you can go in there with some confidence with the raise.
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  Speaker 8: It happens with goals and dreams. If you aim too low,
• 1:28:37
  Speaker 8: your problem is you might hit it. But I'm gonna
• 1:28:40
  Speaker 8: say that for tomorrow. So it's what you think of yourself,
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  Speaker 8: how you value yourself, that matters most. Now, let me
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  Speaker 8: tell you what was sent to me. And listen to
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  Speaker 8: lot of people.
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  Speaker 2: Listen to me. If you aren't being treated with love
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  Speaker 2: and respect your price tag, maybe you've marked yourself down.
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  Speaker 2: Is you who tells people what you're worth?
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  Speaker 8: Get off the clearest rack and get behind the glass
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  Speaker 8: where they keep the valuables.
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  Speaker 2: It's you who tells people what you're worth.
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  Speaker 8: Get off the clearest rack and get behind the glass
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  Speaker 2: You a new car.
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  Speaker 8: Don't act like an old car. I don't care how
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  Speaker 8: old you are to somebody. You got to be a
• 1:29:44
  Speaker 8: new car. Stop putting yourself on the sales rack when
• 1:29:50
  Speaker 8: clearly you deserve full price. If you lower the value
• 1:29:54
  Speaker 8: for yourself, that's what we'll pay for you, and that's
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  Speaker 8: how we'll treat you, and that's how we respect. If
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  Speaker 8: you don't respect yourself, if I see you constantly disrespecting yourself,
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  Speaker 8: then you're gonna turn to me and demand respect.
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  Speaker 2: How does that work?
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  Speaker 9: Be?
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  Speaker 2: That be a coat where they got to lock on it. See,
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  Speaker 2: you can't take me off the rat and just try
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  Speaker 2: me on. No, that ain't how this work. See.
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  Speaker 8: But now you go over that to that valuable section
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  Speaker 8: Are you going over there and just put the little
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  Speaker 8: one if you steal this T shirt. It ain't that
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  Speaker 8: big a loss. That ain't a four dollars pack of three.
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  Speaker 8: Come over here, by the swede, Come over here, by
• 1:30:46
  Speaker 8: this first stuff. We got locks on this stuff right
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  Speaker 8: So we can't just let you try to stop letting
• 1:30:53
  Speaker 8: people just try you on. You got it, put a
• 1:30:57
  Speaker 8: value to yourself, maintain it, you determine your value. Don't
• 1:31:02
  Speaker 8: let other people do it. You do it, all right.
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  Speaker 2: Those are my clothing, your more all right, those are.
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