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Happy Friday, Rapid Fire Questions, Aretha, Carters, Are You Smarter Than Tommy, Steve VS Tommy, Chapman's, Millennials, George Clooney, Closing Remarks and more. · The Steve Harvey Morning Show

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  Speaker 1: morning everybody. You are listening to the voice, Come on
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  Speaker 1: a radio show because I can't tell it to you
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  Speaker 1: any other way because God has been so so very
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  Speaker 1: amazing to me. But the same God, and there is
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  Speaker 1: but one that same God is can and will be
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  Speaker 1: amazing in your life if you just allow it to happen.
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  Speaker 1: You know, I was somewhere, you know, and I was
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  Speaker 1: driving on the freeway somewhere, and I saw bill board, uh,
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  Speaker 1: and it was a guy in a field on his
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  Speaker 1: knees and on this billboard. It said something to the effect, YEA,
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  Speaker 1: when when you've run out of answers, try prayer. That
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  Speaker 1: was the billboard, When you run out of answers, try prayer.
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  Speaker 1: And I was I was going, uh somewhere, and I
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  Speaker 1: don't even remember I go so much. Man, I was
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  Speaker 1: just going somewhere and I saw this billboard, and and
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  Speaker 1: and I thought about that, And man, I cannot tell
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  Speaker 1: you how true of a statement that is. When you've
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  Speaker 1: run out of answers, when you don't know what to do,
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  Speaker 1: when you feel weak, when you are at a low point,
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  Speaker 1: when things just seem to keep happening to you, and
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  Speaker 1: you don't understand why prayer is an amazing weapon. Prayer
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  Speaker 1: is available to all of us. Here's the deal. You
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  Speaker 1: don't out to go through the all of that you're
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  Speaker 1: going through alone. See, And I'm talking to men, women, boys, girls, students, leaders, bosses, employees.
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  Speaker 1: I don't care what's happening. I don't care what your
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  Speaker 1: situation is. I don't care if your relationship is all
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  Speaker 1: jacked up. I don't care if your kids and your
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  Speaker 1: relationship is jacked up. I don't care if your relationship
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  Speaker 1: at work is shot, your coworkers seem to always make
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  Speaker 1: you the buddy end of the joke. You always somebody
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  Speaker 1: always talking about you behind your back. You're finding it
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  Speaker 1: more and more necessary to try to hold your head
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  Speaker 1: up and walk past these people when some days you
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  Speaker 1: can't even get your chain up off your chest. That
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  Speaker 1: are people out there that are going through, kids that
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  Speaker 1: are going through being bullied at the school. You got
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  Speaker 1: students in college who know that they want to have
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  Speaker 1: a college degree with their face, with so many tim
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  Speaker 1: tell sations out there, so many, so many things that
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  Speaker 1: can side track them. If if if you're a woman
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  Speaker 1: out there and you've been alone by yourself for so long,
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  Speaker 1: and you're just tired of being alone. You really want
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  Speaker 1: a relationship, you really want to be have a mate,
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  Speaker 1: You want to meet your soul mate, whatever it is,
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  Speaker 1: whatever it is, prayer is the answer you. You are
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  Speaker 1: listening to a guy who is a direct recipient of prayer.
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  Speaker 1: I I can't tell you anything that I've gotten out
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  Speaker 1: of that I didn't pray about. Oh, now, there are
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  Speaker 1: a lot of things. Hold on, let me backtrack a
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  Speaker 1: little bit. There are a lot of things that have
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  Speaker 1: happened in my life that I've gotten past without praying,
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  Speaker 1: because I think my mama was praying for me. And
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  Speaker 1: then there's this thing that God has called grace and
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  Speaker 1: mercy that he just somehow keeps us all waking up
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  Speaker 1: every day without foot on some form of solid ground
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  Speaker 1: because He's just waiting on us to come to it.
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  Speaker 1: But y'all, if you can implement prayer into your day
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  Speaker 1: every single day, and I'm talking about put it in
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  Speaker 1: there at the top of your day, put it in
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  Speaker 1: there in the middle of your day, put it in
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  Speaker 1: there when you close your day out, when you're sitting
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  Speaker 1: at your desk and ain't nobody bothering you, that's a
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  Speaker 1: good time. Now, Look, you don't have to make no scene.
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  Speaker 1: You ain't got to let everybody know, Oh I'm spiritual,
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  Speaker 1: I love God, look at me, Oh I'm down, or
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  Speaker 1: you ain't gotta do none of that. Matter of fact,
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  Speaker 1: don't do it for that reason, because if that's your
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  Speaker 1: reason for doing it, that's gonna be your reward. If
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  Speaker 1: you want somebody to just say, oh, they pray every
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  Speaker 1: you know, they pray at lunch and they had a
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  Speaker 1: Bible on their desk and they have a bunch of
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  Speaker 1: highlights in it. If you're sitting it out there so
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  Speaker 1: people can see that that's what you do, then that's
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  Speaker 1: gonna be your reward. Please, No, you, that's that's gonna
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  Speaker 1: be your reward. What I want you to do is pray.
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  Speaker 1: Ask God for the things the desires of your heart,
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  Speaker 1: have a faith, believe in them. But pray earnestly. Man.
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  Speaker 1: I mean, actually go at it with saying, Hey, God,
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  Speaker 1: listen to me. I can't do this without you. I
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  Speaker 1: need your help. Listen, man, I know a lot of
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  Speaker 1: people that pray. I know a lot of it. If
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  Speaker 1: I told you the rich and famous that I talked
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  Speaker 1: to that pray constantly, it would amaze you. And that's
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  Speaker 1: all I'm saying today. I'm saying you got to check
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  Speaker 1: into that, y'all. Just go check God out. Go check
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  Speaker 1: him out. You've been to go through something, man, that
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  Speaker 1: did you. You can see the trouble coming. Go talk
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  Speaker 1: to God about him. Man. A matter of fact, you'd
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  Speaker 1: already got yourself into trouble. Go talk to God about it.
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  Speaker 1: You can't see no way out. You're in the situation.
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  Speaker 1: You're thinking about doing something straight crazy. Pump your brakes, partner,
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  Speaker 1: slow down a little bit, my man, slow down, don't don't.
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  Speaker 1: All you're gonna do is make situation worse. Go over
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  Speaker 1: there today and talk to God. Talk to God for real.
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  Speaker 1: Just and look, man, you know what, Man, Sometimes I've
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  Speaker 1: gone to God and I've just said, Hey, God, I
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  Speaker 1: don't have a clue. Matter of fact, I'm so jacked
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  Speaker 1: up right now. God, I don't really know what to
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  Speaker 1: ask you for. I just need some help. I'm so
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  Speaker 1: deep is some mess right now. Not only can I
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  Speaker 1: not see the way out, I can't see my way around.
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  Speaker 1: There's a there's a poem calling victors, and the opening
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  Speaker 1: line says, out of the night that covers me black
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  Speaker 1: as a pit from pole to pole. I thank God
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  Speaker 1: for whatever be from my unconquerable soul that This line
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  Speaker 1: is so deep. It starts off saying, I am in
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  Speaker 1: deep trouble. I'm in a pit, black as a pit
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  Speaker 1: from pole to pole. I'm talking about man from over
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  Speaker 1: there too. Over there it's pitch black and and and man,
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  Speaker 1: that's man. You've been in that situation before, y'all, because
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  Speaker 1: I have. I'm talking about black as a pit from
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  Speaker 1: pole to pole. God is there. God is available, God
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  Speaker 1: is always standing by. He just wants you to come
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  Speaker 1: to him. See, he's been coming to you a whole
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  Speaker 1: lot of times. He's presented himself. I can't tell you
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  Speaker 1: how many times he's shown you how good of God
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  Speaker 1: he is. He's given us all grace and mercy without
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  Speaker 1: us asking for He's gotten you through some things. And
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  Speaker 1: you looked at him. Who man, I don't know how
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  Speaker 1: to hell. Okay, that's cool, I'm cool. No no, no, no, no,
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  Speaker 1: that wasn't cool. That was God. What you're what you're
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  Speaker 1: tripping on? Oh? Man? You know I was. I was
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  Speaker 1: doing something the other day and now I just came
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  Speaker 1: out of my owner. Was that man? I said? Man,
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  Speaker 1: that's cool, that's cool. Cool, Hey man, that was God.
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  Speaker 1: That was God looking out for you, because you're his child.
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  Speaker 1: He would love to hear from you. Pray, man, when
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  Speaker 1: you out of answers and you don't know what to do, Pray.
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  Speaker 1: If you see some trouble coming, pray if you already
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  Speaker 1: got into it, Pray if you don't know the answers,
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  Speaker 1: Pray if you can't see no way out, pray, pray. Man,
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  Speaker 1: Talk to God. Don't make a scene, Just talk to God.
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  Speaker 1: All right, Very important, you're listening. Show all right, y'all,
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  Speaker 1: I know what you're doing, but you know what, don't man?
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  Speaker 1: If I don't, well, I don't really there's nobody that
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  Speaker 1: just don't. I've never heard after I don't like Hannity.
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  Speaker 1: I was just watching him the other day. I've never
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  Speaker 1: seen nobody more committed to being wrong but making it right.
• 12:44
  Speaker 1: I mean, how can you possibly agree with everything Donald
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  Speaker 1: Trump has said? Or how how is that possible? Don't?
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  Speaker 1: I don't know what you're doing when you do that.
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  Speaker 1: I don't care who you are, if you're Trump so porter,
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  Speaker 1: if you voted for him, if you're a Hillary Clinton
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  Speaker 1: supporter or Obama left over, whatever you are, I don't
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  Speaker 1: care if if you love Donald Trump and voted for
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  Speaker 1: him from the very beginning, that's got to be doing
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  Speaker 1: this presidency. At least it's got to be at least
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  Speaker 1: ten times where you've been watching TV and had to
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  Speaker 1: look at the other person that voted for him and went,
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  Speaker 1: what the hell did he just say? At least ten,
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  Speaker 1: at at least ten how many lines Steve altogether four thousand,
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  Speaker 1: two hundreds, at least two of you had to, you know,
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  Speaker 1: blink your eyes something. I mean, seriously, let's just be
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  Speaker 1: honest about that. There's no way you could be sitting
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  Speaker 1: there going, man, this is great. You can't have your president.
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  Speaker 1: I thought that when he said he grabbed a woman
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  Speaker 1: by the p I thought that was it. Thought really did.
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  Speaker 1: It's okay, that's it. The moral party of the Republicans
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  Speaker 1: can't pull for this. His opponents knew that a few
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  Speaker 1: weeks later he was elected president, but I didn't. But
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  Speaker 1: he's married, and they're acting like what he's doing is okay.
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  Speaker 1: I don't care if you the president or not. You
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  Speaker 1: took a woman to your house that your wife lived in,
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  Speaker 1: and she didn't describe it inside your house. All right, Listen,
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  Speaker 1: we got a lot of him, man. Yeah, that's exactly
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  Speaker 1: what we have to do. Steven. We'll be back at
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  Speaker 1: thirty two after we gotta get that out here. We'll
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  Speaker 1: be back at thirty two after you're listening to Steven Show.
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  Speaker 1: Steve this segment, we're gonna ask you a few rapid
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  Speaker 1: fire questions. But before we get that, yes, yes, yes,
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  Speaker 1: but before who am I CEO or just Steve? You're
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  Speaker 1: just Steve bat Steve, all right, But before we get
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  Speaker 1: to that, we gotta ask you, this is the president
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  Speaker 1: guilty of a crime. Now, the White House says absolutely not.
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  Speaker 1: Take a listen to White House Press Secretary Sarah Sanders
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  Speaker 1: addressing reporters. He did nothing wrong. There are no charges
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  Speaker 1: against him. Now, I know every time they asked her something,
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  Speaker 1: she said the same thing. She is she is. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: she's breaking though. You keep saying that she's not gonna last.
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  Speaker 1: You keep saying that, I don't think crack yet she
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  Speaker 1: see it. She she's not gonna last. You get huffing
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  Speaker 1: and puffing before every statement. Yeah, look, man, nobody can
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  Speaker 1: keep doing that, just no one, And you know, I
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  Speaker 1: don't think she's gonna do well. He's doing he keeps
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  Speaker 1: doing it. But but listen to me, for she's saying
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  Speaker 1: he's done nothing wrong. He there's no charges. We hold
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  Speaker 1: our president supposedly to a higher settled state, as you
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  Speaker 1: all do. Police officers. You're supposed to you're supposed to
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  Speaker 1: hold pastors and y'all whole celebrities to a higher degree
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  Speaker 1: of expectation. But the moral aspect of this man is
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  Speaker 1: completely out of the window, which goes against everything that
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  Speaker 1: the Conservative Party is supposed to stand for. Well, now
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  Speaker 1: that you know they you know that poor girl, the
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  Speaker 1: college student that was murdered by the illegal immigrant. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: now Fox is making that a case for we need
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  Speaker 1: stronger border controls. I'm gonna care with that. I don't care,
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  Speaker 1: but listen to me. You you you're making that the issue.
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  Speaker 1: But what they're darting to dig into is where he worked. Yeah. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: and is owned by a leading conservative republic who hires
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  Speaker 1: quite a few illegal immigrants so he can underpaid him
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  Speaker 1: and get higher profits. So ain't this the same part
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  Speaker 1: of this trying to build a wall, but it's creating
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  Speaker 1: an opportunity for people to come over here. They make
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  Speaker 1: that not the problem. The problem is a way from
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  Speaker 1: not what they did. That's what they focus on right now.
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  Speaker 1: See if you did mention president of Fox and Fox,
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  Speaker 1: and I wanted to get this out. The President was
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  Speaker 1: recently on Fox and Friends. He said that he found
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  Speaker 1: out about the payments that Michael Cohen made to Stormy Daniels. Uh.
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  Speaker 1: Later on and uh, he said that he gives himself
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  Speaker 1: an A plus so far on his presidency. I just
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  Speaker 1: wanted to get that out. He gave himself an A plus. Yes, yes, alright,
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  Speaker 1: So we're gonna leave that right there for now. We
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  Speaker 1: have some questions. We wanted to get to Steve. We're
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  Speaker 1: gonna switch gears. Uh, Steve, what's something you feel like
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  Speaker 1: you constantly constantly have to explain to people something that
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  Speaker 1: I constantly constantly have to explain to people. You want?
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  Speaker 1: You want truthful answers. Yes, we don't want you to lie.
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  Speaker 1: A thing that I'm trying to get past is my
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  Speaker 1: lifestyle explaining that. I can't tell you how many times
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  Speaker 1: why y'all do that? You know you could have gave
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  Speaker 1: this to this. It's people over here that ain't got nothing,
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  Speaker 1: and y'all spending this money on that. I spent a
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  Speaker 1: lot of time dealing with that. But you give It
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  Speaker 1: doesn't matter, It doesn't matter. You can't give enough to people.
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  Speaker 1: You can give until you ain't got no more and
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  Speaker 1: then they just move on to another. But I get yeah,
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  Speaker 1: I get tired of explaining myself. I'm through, I'm through
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  Speaker 1: doing that. I'm through doing. And you give to us generous.
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  Speaker 1: You're very generous than you. But like Bishop Olmer told me,
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  Speaker 1: for those who love you, no explanation necessary. For those
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  Speaker 1: who hate you, no explanation except and when we ask you, Steve,
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  Speaker 1: I mean we ask you a lot of stuff too.
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  Speaker 1: I mean but we work together and we just want
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  Speaker 1: to know exposures everything, you know, the blessings come down
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  Speaker 1: and let's just slow down. Yeah, come on, Tommy, let's think.
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  Speaker 1: What is the most delicious food you've tried. I'll tell
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  Speaker 1: you what really threw me off. Fried lemenried never had.
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  Speaker 1: But you can't just go get a lemon out the stores.
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  Speaker 1: These special limits that grow in Italy and they slice
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  Speaker 1: them and they fry them. Never yeah, fried, I've never
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  Speaker 1: had it in my life. We're flying low like some
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  Speaker 1: chicken with some it's battered. They battery and they fried
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  Speaker 1: the lemon like like temperal I really like. And there's
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  Speaker 1: fried the lemon is hot, you eat the rind and everything.
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  Speaker 1: They just slice that, they take the seeds out, and
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  Speaker 1: fried lemon was the I've never had it in my life,
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  Speaker 1: never heard of it. I know it's not bitter. It
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  Speaker 1: has a little tang to it because the special lemons
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  Speaker 1: you have to use. Nothing like. That's the most incredible
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  Speaker 1: thing I've had of late. That was memorable for me.
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  Speaker 1: I had a lot of great foods, but I've never
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  Speaker 1: had a fried lemon, nor had I ever heard of
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  Speaker 1: took that tonight? What what's your same gonna put some
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  Speaker 1: tonis cha put some flower and fried you know some island.
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  Speaker 1: You ain't gonna be able to swallow it now he
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  Speaker 1: can't do Yeah, just told you try it. Hears. Come on, Carling,
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  Speaker 1: you got a question. I do? I do? Okay, So
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  Speaker 1: listen to this ste You wake up and you see
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  Speaker 1: you have texts from multiple family member text messages for
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  Speaker 1: multiple family and friends. Now half of the messages say
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  Speaker 1: go outside. The other half of the messages say stay inside.
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  Speaker 1: What do you do? Half of the messages say stay
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  Speaker 1: inside and the other half say go outside. I'm gonna
• 21:42
  Speaker 1: stay inside. I controlled most of what's happening in mind,
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  Speaker 1: go outside, owen up yourself towards. Ain't nobody in here.
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  Speaker 1: You can't get in here. I got alarms, I got secured.
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  Speaker 1: I'm gonna stay in here. I ain't gonna go out nowhere.
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  Speaker 1: All right, Steve, thank you. Coming up next it is
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  Speaker 1: run that Frank back with the Nephew. Right after this,
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  Speaker 1: you're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show. Coming up
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  Speaker 1: know that, really don't know how you spread keep it?
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  Speaker 1: This ticket, damn Confederate flag down right now. The nephew
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  Speaker 1: is uh, he's waiting in the wings. He's gonna make
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  Speaker 1: us laughing with Today's run that prank back? What you got,
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  Speaker 1: King of Pranks? I got my Aunties bike, my Aunties bike. Hello, Hello,
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  Speaker 1: I'm trying to reach Bonn and man, this this this
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  Speaker 1: K dub Man. Listen, dude, dude, do you know somebody
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  Speaker 1: to live on? Yeah? My mama, My mama stayed on.
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  Speaker 1: Who is this? Hey? This this K dub Man. My auntie,
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  Speaker 1: Miss Tinsley, she lived on. Now, my auntie say you
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  Speaker 1: came over here and stole a bicycle and some other
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  Speaker 1: stuff out of her garage. Held first of all, who
• 23:45
  Speaker 1: is you man, I sold a bike at somebody garage?
• 23:48
  Speaker 1: Who is this? Who is Kate? I don't know know
• 23:50
  Speaker 1: this is this is ka dub Man. My auntie Miss Tinsley,
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  Speaker 1: little down the street from your mama and my anti
• 23:57
  Speaker 1: just got telling me you're the one came and when
• 23:59
  Speaker 1: I took a bike in a toolbox or somebody of
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  Speaker 1: that groad man. First of all, I don't even know, no,
• 24:04
  Speaker 1: damn miss Tinsley. And second of arod, I don't steal
• 24:06
  Speaker 1: your your auntie, Miss Tinsley, say I stole somebody other.
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  Speaker 1: Put a point on the phone. Man, put your amy
• 24:12
  Speaker 1: on the phone. I ain't stole nothing from nowhere. I
• 24:14
  Speaker 1: ain't gotta she can't talk any can't talk to you.
• 24:17
  Speaker 1: Why she ain't, she said, I stold so no, my
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  Speaker 1: ain't my auntie deaf. She signed lang with me and
• 24:22
  Speaker 1: told me that you don't want to stole stole the
• 24:25
  Speaker 1: bike your auntie death. And she told you she signeding
• 24:29
  Speaker 1: with you and said I stole the bike. Why do
• 24:32
  Speaker 1: you get my numble hold on? Okay, she said, quit
• 24:38
  Speaker 1: all that damn lying. You know, damn well you're the
• 24:41
  Speaker 1: one that stole the bike. Man holding so your auntie.
• 24:45
  Speaker 1: It's cussing me. I threw you in sign language. You're
• 24:49
  Speaker 1: telling me that I just stole the damn bike. Say man,
• 24:52
  Speaker 1: first of all, hell, you even get my number? Man?
• 24:55
  Speaker 1: Er asked them from miss ain't your mama? Miss yeah,
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  Speaker 1: mrs my mama? Okay, okay, well you look man, the
• 25:03
  Speaker 1: people down the street up, but then the New York number.
• 25:05
  Speaker 1: I told him I needed to talk to you soon,
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  Speaker 1: am I ain't He told me that that you was
• 25:09
  Speaker 1: the one that showed the bike out to grow Now. Look,
• 25:11
  Speaker 1: I ain't trying to something. Can you kick kick that?
• 25:17
  Speaker 1: Can you? Si was back to your ain't it? Yeah,
• 25:19
  Speaker 1: it was back to her tell her that I said,
• 25:22
  Speaker 1: I ain't stole no wit. How about that, tell you
• 25:26
  Speaker 1: ain't I ain't stole no damn right now, man, grown man,
• 25:29
  Speaker 1: I'm trying to tell her right now. Wait a minute, okay,
• 25:32
  Speaker 1: hold on, she's saying something. She said, you're black lying
• 25:36
  Speaker 1: and you know that. Well you got that. Man. Look here, man,
• 25:40
  Speaker 1: you yo ain't that street with nobody on this street.
• 25:45
  Speaker 1: It's felt for my mama. I'm a grown man, so
• 25:48
  Speaker 1: I gotta still a bike for definitely. She must be
• 25:51
  Speaker 1: dumb too. She's deaf fan dull. She's like I told so, y'all,
• 25:55
  Speaker 1: I don't even know y'all. Ain't definitely dumb dude, Okay,
• 25:59
  Speaker 1: my ain't he don never lie? And if miss tennsy
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  Speaker 1: saying that that that somebody took something, that dog she's
• 26:05
  Speaker 1: telling the truth. My ain't it gonna be lying and
• 26:07
  Speaker 1: just to be lying. Watch you just gonna lie on you,
• 26:09
  Speaker 1: watch you gonna get you out. And you know what.
• 26:11
  Speaker 1: I don't know what's going on, but I ain't got
• 26:13
  Speaker 1: no reason to steal no bike. Now, I gotta cart
• 26:16
  Speaker 1: that ain't paid for. I got, I got a grown man.
• 26:19
  Speaker 1: I'm trying to get cuts of in my fun. So
• 26:21
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna coming to somebody to road and still mikes
• 26:25
  Speaker 1: you crave it, you're crazy. The c IS may get
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  Speaker 1: out of my line with that. Hold on, hold on,
• 26:30
  Speaker 1: hold on, my ain't it talk? Wait a minute, man,
• 26:33
  Speaker 1: I'm trying to see what she's saying. She said that
• 26:36
  Speaker 1: black No damn well, he took that bike and he
• 26:39
  Speaker 1: better bring that damn bike. Looking, man, I don't know
• 26:43
  Speaker 1: what you still on my line, man, I ain't took
• 26:45
  Speaker 1: no bike. Ain't he lying? Do easy? Even hey, dog,
• 26:49
  Speaker 1: youna tell you something. You're gonna respect my ami. Hey, man,
• 26:53
  Speaker 1: you're gonna respect me. You called my phone with them.
• 26:56
  Speaker 1: I mean you're trying to get my together. You're calling
• 26:58
  Speaker 1: to some who aren't you? What are you? I don't
• 27:03
  Speaker 1: know this is I don't know know I man, I'm
• 27:07
  Speaker 1: K dub everybody, No ka dub. I ain't never heard
• 27:10
  Speaker 1: or no k dub on in my life. My mama's
• 27:14
  Speaker 1: been staying on for fifteen years. I never heard no
• 27:18
  Speaker 1: oka dub. I heard no ms tensly, I heard by
• 27:21
  Speaker 1: no death ladies. I ain't seen no like. Get off
• 27:25
  Speaker 1: my line. Man. Man, see, you're gonna make me go
• 27:27
  Speaker 1: down and steal something out of miss house. If you
• 27:30
  Speaker 1: don't bring that, then I'm bike back. What got me?
• 27:33
  Speaker 1: Bring somebody tome my mama's and you want to tell
• 27:35
  Speaker 1: mbut my way over there? Play? Somebody come up by
• 27:38
  Speaker 1: my house. My family is gonna be old for you.
• 27:41
  Speaker 1: That just dumb. Ain't you guys? Who ell do down?
• 27:44
  Speaker 1: That gave you my number? Everybody you got me, we'll
• 27:47
  Speaker 1: brow this up. That's true. Dub. You go by my
• 27:49
  Speaker 1: mama house. You're back now stepping my mama. Glad you
• 27:53
  Speaker 1: come by my mama, play you work. You got me up.
• 27:57
  Speaker 1: You're gonna turn me to the door side. Come on
• 28:00
  Speaker 1: my way right now. I don't know how we skill
• 28:01
  Speaker 1: on the phone. Wait a minute, Wait a minute, Wait
• 28:03
  Speaker 1: a minute. What you're saying, ain't I ain't say nobody
• 28:07
  Speaker 1: scared of your craig. Say hell, yo deaf, I ain't
• 28:12
  Speaker 1: need to bring up outside. And I'll bet you she
• 28:14
  Speaker 1: hear the licks im would be putting on your yo.
• 28:17
  Speaker 1: I'll be so she's gonna be undeaf today. I bet
• 28:20
  Speaker 1: you get cued when you see me whipping your man. Literally,
• 28:22
  Speaker 1: I ain't coming by myself. Only Commy gonna be there
• 28:25
  Speaker 1: with me. Commy gonna help me. Whoop your way time, Tommy,
• 28:28
  Speaker 1: Tommy man. A few timms from the Tea Harby Morning Show.
• 28:32
  Speaker 1: You just got pranked by your mama. MS bureau Uh
• 28:39
  Speaker 1: right there, man, Uh Mama, my mama. No, I don't
• 28:43
  Speaker 1: like nobody with a man guy. Your mom, your mom
• 28:48
  Speaker 1: my son loved me to dell. He don't let nothing.
• 28:50
  Speaker 1: He take care of me. He don't let nothing go
• 28:52
  Speaker 1: wrong with me. I don't let nobody mess with me.
• 28:55
  Speaker 1: He said, how you got to do with that? Like
• 28:56
  Speaker 1: you're gonna do something to his mom. Man, Well, I
• 28:59
  Speaker 1: don't she anything. I don't see him because, like many,
• 29:04
  Speaker 1: I'm in the mirror sweep. I'm man for read y'all
• 29:07
  Speaker 1: need some man, I just want to go. I want
• 29:09
  Speaker 1: myself till my mama she wrong for that too, Dude,
• 29:14
  Speaker 1: what's up that you have to change? Boy? You have
• 29:18
  Speaker 1: to change you just like me before you know your
• 29:20
  Speaker 1: mama ain't many. I gotta ask you, man, one more thing.
• 29:24
  Speaker 1: What is the baddest and I mean the baddest radio
• 29:27
  Speaker 1: show in the land, Man without a doubt Man, Steve
• 29:31
  Speaker 1: Harvey Morning Show Man, get you timing Man without doubt
• 29:36
  Speaker 1: a man till mus I said he all right, I go.
• 29:39
  Speaker 1: I was gonna go drop off the little dollars she wanted.
• 29:42
  Speaker 1: She want to play games, though, man. And that's how
• 29:50
  Speaker 1: the prank goes, ladies and gentlemen, That's how the prank goes.
• 29:54
  Speaker 1: Temp Timmery nine. I've been telling your nash Bill Tennessee,
• 29:58
  Speaker 1: laying in the cut that thing is coming club. The
• 30:00
  Speaker 1: next you're coming through their straight stupid straight and you
• 30:03
  Speaker 1: know stupid. Really, it only comes around once every two
• 30:06
  Speaker 1: three year, coming to the stupid is on the way.
• 30:10
  Speaker 1: Did you take it. Get you stupid on with me?
• 30:14
  Speaker 1: People like stupid. Yeah. Ye. If I ain't got a
• 30:23
  Speaker 1: key to the city, I gotta key to the club.
• 30:25
  Speaker 1: I got that. That's exactly what I'm talking about. Yeah,
• 30:28
  Speaker 1: they don't. They won't disrespect you. Let my damn hometown.
• 30:34
  Speaker 1: We can get a j alright, So coming up at
• 30:38
  Speaker 1: the top of the hour, Aretha Franklin is on the
• 30:40
  Speaker 1: cover of the People magazine and that's on news stands today.
• 30:45
  Speaker 1: Somebody on this show. We won't mention any names, j
• 30:47
  Speaker 1: Anthony Brown, but someone on this show is hating. Okay,
• 30:52
  Speaker 1: get a call. We'll be back right after this. You're
• 30:58
  Speaker 1: listening Day Morning show. Coming up in twenty minutes. We'll
• 31:05
  Speaker 1: see if Uncle Steve is smarter than his nephew. We're
• 31:09
  Speaker 1: gonna play are you game? I'm tired of it? Why?
• 31:13
  Speaker 1: Because you need to man, I'm tired of It's embarrassing.
• 31:17
  Speaker 1: You're tired of winning, Steve. There's no challenge for you
• 31:21
  Speaker 1: in it. What is the name of the game? Are
• 31:24
  Speaker 1: you smarter than nephew? Tommy? Now when was that a question?
• 31:29
  Speaker 1: Let's change the name and you play somebody else. I'll
• 31:32
  Speaker 1: tell you what, Tommy, Why don't you go up again, Shirley. Okay,
• 31:37
  Speaker 1: that's easy. But he didn't. He didn't feel that. He
• 31:40
  Speaker 1: didn't feel this way, Steve. He did not feel this
• 31:44
  Speaker 1: way when he was winning. That's all I'm saying, Steve.
• 31:47
  Speaker 1: He did not feel this way when he was winning.
• 31:50
  Speaker 1: Oh he was talking big yeah. Yeah. Now he's tired
• 31:54
  Speaker 1: of it. Now you didn't want to play in d
• 31:57
  Speaker 1: has been embarrassing, man, even when amount man, I'm talking
• 32:01
  Speaker 1: about mom talk, I ain't even be I said. I
• 32:04
  Speaker 1: told him one day in Paris, I say, hey, I'm
• 32:06
  Speaker 1: gonna let you win this. And I tried and we tag,
• 32:11
  Speaker 1: all right, we'll play that later on. Today, let's get
• 32:17
  Speaker 1: to entertainment news, guys. Um Aretha Aretha Franklin is the
• 32:21
  Speaker 1: cover story of People Magazine's issue, out today. It's on newsstands.
• 32:25
  Speaker 1: The magazine cover calls the Queen of Soul and icon
• 32:27
  Speaker 1: and inspiration and a pop diva second to none. That
• 32:31
  Speaker 1: is all true and to her final bow. She remained
• 32:34
  Speaker 1: fiercely private and unshakable in her faith. Though she was
• 32:37
  Speaker 1: ailing for nearly a decade, the Queen of Soul never
• 32:41
  Speaker 1: ever discussed her cancer publicly, recalling her toughness biographer David
• 32:46
  Speaker 1: Ritz referred to a two thousand fourteen New York concert
• 32:49
  Speaker 1: where she told the audience that the doctors had indeed
• 32:52
  Speaker 1: given her dire news, but she said she had recovered,
• 32:55
  Speaker 1: adding I can I come from a praying family. There
• 32:59
  Speaker 1: you go, Uh yeah, yeah, one of a kind for sure.
• 33:03
  Speaker 1: And other entertainment news. J In case you missed it,
• 33:08
  Speaker 1: this is great news. Your hometown. Mayor Steve Benjamin of Columbia,
• 33:12
  Speaker 1: South Carolina honored Beyonce and Jay Z. He gave him
• 33:16
  Speaker 1: a key to the city. Mayor Benjamin tweeted it was
• 33:20
  Speaker 1: wonderful to have a chance to recognize the humanitarian and
• 33:23
  Speaker 1: cultural contributions of Mr and Mrs Carter. August twenty one
• 33:27
  Speaker 1: was officially Beyonce Knowles Carter and Sean Carter Day in Columbia,
• 33:31
  Speaker 1: South Carolina. I helped him win a campaign for him,
• 33:37
  Speaker 1: help raise money and he get in the damn Well, Jay,
• 33:42
  Speaker 1: maybe you need to go to Steve Harvey FM dot
• 33:44
  Speaker 1: com to make a comment. You went to aybody, you
• 33:47
  Speaker 1: went to school with everybody, but you have you're happy
• 33:55
  Speaker 1: for j and Beyonce. Right, you couldn't make three. You
• 34:02
  Speaker 1: can't make three. Damn The whole city got two. They
• 34:16
  Speaker 1: don't be hurt. I mean, it is your hometown. You
• 34:18
  Speaker 1: should be disrespectful. Last city you got on the radio
• 34:27
  Speaker 1: down there. You don't took Columbia places they've never been
• 34:30
  Speaker 1: because of your great name. Jake, here was messed up.
• 34:34
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna really crack your faith. I got a key,
• 34:43
  Speaker 1: j Ja for real dog listening. I got a fourteen.
• 34:50
  Speaker 1: I got fourteen days named after me in various city
• 34:55
  Speaker 1: and two keys, and one of them Columbia, Steve. Let's
• 35:06
  Speaker 1: move on to Miss stan because I think he just
• 35:08
  Speaker 1: crushed with that one. Please Faith. Okay, it's sixty six
• 35:23
  Speaker 1: degrees right now, and the sky's a nice and clear
• 35:25
  Speaker 1: We're gonna have mostly sunny, very warm day. By the way,
• 35:27
  Speaker 1: this is entered with the news looks like the U. S.
• 35:30
  Speaker 1: Attorney General Jeff Sessions, it's tired of taking it on
• 35:32
  Speaker 1: the chin from President Trump. The President unleashed a turn
• 35:35
  Speaker 1: of new insults about the man this week that he
• 35:37
  Speaker 1: picked a head up the nation's Justice Department. Trump said
• 35:40
  Speaker 1: on Fox and Friends and Sessions never took control of
• 35:42
  Speaker 1: the Justice Department, that he only gave them the job
• 35:44
  Speaker 1: out of gratitude for his early support of his presidential campaign.
• 35:49
  Speaker 1: But Sessions is standing up for himself. He says that
• 35:51
  Speaker 1: he is in control of the Justice Department d o
• 35:54
  Speaker 1: J will quote not be improperly influenced by political considerations.
• 35:58
  Speaker 1: That's a quote. And now even some publican lawmakers like
• 36:01
  Speaker 1: Senator to Ben Sas urging Trump not to fire Sessions.
• 36:04
  Speaker 1: It's a bad idea from the constitution, it's the it's
• 36:07
  Speaker 1: a bad idea for public trust, it's a bad idea
• 36:09
  Speaker 1: for the Department of Justice, and Frank, it's a really
• 36:10
  Speaker 1: bad idea for the president United States. And I've communicated
• 36:13
  Speaker 1: that message to my colleagues today, and I've communicated that
• 36:15
  Speaker 1: message to the President. Ben Sas is a member of
• 36:17
  Speaker 1: the Senate Judiciary Committee. Meanwhile, several media outlets reporting that
• 36:20
  Speaker 1: federal prosecutors have granted immunity to the executive in charge
• 36:23
  Speaker 1: of the National Enquirer, and it's in connection with the
• 36:26
  Speaker 1: probe and to the hush money paid out on behalf
• 36:28
  Speaker 1: of presidential candidate Trump to muzzle to women who claim
• 36:31
  Speaker 1: they had affairs with him. According to The Wall Street Journal,
• 36:34
  Speaker 1: the CEO of the Enquires and Inquires parent company has
• 36:37
  Speaker 1: shared details with prosecutors about how Trump's personal lawyer, the
• 36:40
  Speaker 1: now convicted fellow Michael Cohen, made payments to very negative stories.
• 36:45
  Speaker 1: So last week it was the Space Army. Now Trump's
• 36:48
  Speaker 1: tweeting about South Africa, with the U State Department warning
• 36:51
  Speaker 1: the South African government not to confiscate land from whites
• 36:54
  Speaker 1: without compensating them. Trump is, of course quoting Fox News
• 36:57
  Speaker 1: and his tweets and orders the Secretary of State mon
• 36:59
  Speaker 1: Popeo Mike Pompeo to investigate what he insists are the
• 37:03
  Speaker 1: large stale killings of farmers in South Africa. State Department
• 37:07
  Speaker 1: spokesperson HEATHERN. No I says that's exactly what they feel
• 37:09
  Speaker 1: they need to do, and exppropriation of land without compensation
• 37:12
  Speaker 1: would risk sending South Africa down the wrong path. We
• 37:16
  Speaker 1: encourage a peaceful and transparent public debate about this important
• 37:20
  Speaker 1: issue that seems to be happening in South Africa right now. However,
• 37:23
  Speaker 1: South African officials say Trump's tweet is based on completely
• 37:26
  Speaker 1: false information. California Republican Congressman Duncan Hunter and his wife
• 37:30
  Speaker 1: pleading not guilty to charges that the illegally used a
• 37:33
  Speaker 1: quarter of a million bucks and campaign money for personal expenses.
• 37:36
  Speaker 1: Uh Duncan Hunter is the second from the beginning Trump
• 37:39
  Speaker 1: supporter to be indicted this month. Chris Collins of New
• 37:42
  Speaker 1: York is accused of insider trading. He's also planned not guilty.
• 37:44
  Speaker 1: And finally, today is National traditional Hamburg Day. It's what's
• 37:49
  Speaker 1: for dinner? Here's up, everybody. Steve Harvey Nation find out
• 37:54
  Speaker 1: if Uncle Steve is smarter than his nephew. Will find
• 37:56
  Speaker 1: out twenty minutes after the hour on the Steve Harvey
• 37:58
  Speaker 1: Morning Show. You're listening Steve Harvey Morning Show. All right, guys,
• 38:04
  Speaker 1: it is time to play. Is Uncle Steve Harvey smarter
• 38:07
  Speaker 1: than You've been? Missing it? Man? I've been man, man, Man,
• 38:16
  Speaker 1: I don't. I don't like this game no more, man,
• 38:18
  Speaker 1: because it's starting it we love it. Steve doesn't looking
• 38:22
  Speaker 1: about just like I'm just so tired, mean Matt Jake.
• 38:27
  Speaker 1: And the other day I stayed quiet on thing the
• 38:29
  Speaker 1: road because I got so many God, and I know
• 38:35
  Speaker 1: y'all gonna feed him the answer so we don't see
• 38:38
  Speaker 1: him be cheating. How could we possibly do that? Yeah,
• 38:41
  Speaker 1: because y'all feeling sorry for him. Y'all always feel sorry
• 38:45
  Speaker 1: for Tommy, don't don't. We'll call it. All right, come on,
• 38:50
  Speaker 1: let's go. I'm gonna read the questions, and whoever got
• 38:53
  Speaker 1: the answers first wins. Okay, Okay, hold on, Can I
• 38:56
  Speaker 1: say something first? Yes? Of course? Man, good luck, man,
• 39:01
  Speaker 1: there you go. Damn shure, hope you win today. I
• 39:05
  Speaker 1: don't expect you to say that back to me. All right,
• 39:10
  Speaker 1: let's go, one of you guys, all right, here we go. Okay,
• 39:14
  Speaker 1: let me say this before you start. I'm gonna try
• 39:19
  Speaker 1: and let Tommy win unless y'all put a lot of
• 39:25
  Speaker 1: acting questions in and questions about being a new I'm
• 39:29
  Speaker 1: gonna win. All right, all right, we're going to We're
• 39:35
  Speaker 1: getting to the game right now, righty, here we go.
• 39:39
  Speaker 1: M s Y is the airport code for what Southern City?
• 39:44
  Speaker 1: Which McDonald's burger is to all be Patty special sauce letters.
• 39:49
  Speaker 1: Leonardo DiCaprio and Kate wins. Let's start? And what movie
• 39:53
  Speaker 1: about a sunken ship? What Edible Fundus originated in France
• 39:58
  Speaker 1: and is considered adele awful? What is Junior's Daddy's name?
• 40:07
  Speaker 1: What Believe what? Let's see you? Let's what? Legendary rapper,
• 40:14
  Speaker 1: actor and director created the Big Three Basketball League who
• 40:20
  Speaker 1: played the role of Wanda in the nineties sitcom and
• 40:23
  Speaker 1: Living Color Jamie Foxx. The thong song was performed by
• 40:27
  Speaker 1: which Cisco the plane boss, the plane the plane boss,
• 40:32
  Speaker 1: the plane fantasy? What actress? What actress? Writer? And that's
• 40:43
  Speaker 1: the answer. What the hell? I gotta hit figure out
• 40:47
  Speaker 1: what the question were. It was two answers, so one
• 40:50
  Speaker 1: of them exactly. No, Okay, listen, what do you guys think,
• 40:55
  Speaker 1: Jay Carla, Steve did really good? Tommy started Tommy, Tommy
• 41:00
  Speaker 1: did a good Yeah, I think they both did. When
• 41:07
  Speaker 1: we come back, yeah, yeah, we will, and we'll be
• 41:10
  Speaker 1: back right after this after you're listening to the Steve
• 41:14
  Speaker 1: Harvey Morning Show. Alright, we're back with are You Smarter
• 41:18
  Speaker 1: the Nephew? Tommy? Uh So, listen, guys, I'm stressed out.
• 41:25
  Speaker 1: Games is supposed to be fun. Games is supposed to
• 41:29
  Speaker 1: be fun. All right, We're while we're tallying, I'm going
• 41:31
  Speaker 1: to read the questions and give the answers. M s
• 41:34
  Speaker 1: Y is the airport code for what Southern city? New Orleans, Tommy,
• 41:40
  Speaker 1: because because you just did not, don't you, guys? You
• 41:49
  Speaker 1: just say I want to go to New Orleance, Yes,
• 41:57
  Speaker 1: stunter which McDonald's burger is to all be patties, special sauce, lettuce, cheese,
• 42:03
  Speaker 1: pickles and onion on. Yeah, Steve, you're right. You got
• 42:07
  Speaker 1: at the Big Mac. Leonardo DiCaprio and Kate Winslet start in.
• 42:11
  Speaker 1: What movie about a sucker? Tommy got this one right? Titanic?
• 42:16
  Speaker 1: You could have gave me all what edible fungus originated
• 42:22
  Speaker 1: in France? Yeah? And uh is considered a delicacy? Truffle?
• 42:27
  Speaker 1: Harvey got that one right. What is Junior's daddy's name?
• 42:30
  Speaker 1: Tommy knew this one? Delbert Lee is? Steve chimed in,
• 42:37
  Speaker 1: that's not a fair question. Is not trivia? He says
• 42:40
  Speaker 1: it all the time, Delbert Lee, Delbert Lee, Delbert Lee.
• 42:43
  Speaker 1: Trivia is trivia? What legendary rapper, actor and director created
• 42:48
  Speaker 1: the Big Three Basketball League? Yeah, Steve said ice cube?
• 42:52
  Speaker 1: That is correct. You've got it too late, tom Steve
• 42:56
  Speaker 1: got it first. Yeah, it's who gets it first? Tommy
• 43:00
  Speaker 1: who played the ruler? I just wait till you say that,
• 43:03
  Speaker 1: but I swear on this end, I swear I'm saying
• 43:06
  Speaker 1: it before you. If you're saying it before me, howday't
• 43:09
  Speaker 1: in it before me? Yeah? You gotta speak up then,
• 43:12
  Speaker 1: Tom because we're not here. No, no, everybody's instant. It
• 43:15
  Speaker 1: ain't no damn delay go here, Okay. Who played the
• 43:18
  Speaker 1: role of Wanda in the nineties, Jamie Fox. Yeah, and
• 43:23
  Speaker 1: Living Color Sickle whipping his hand. What did You're right,
• 43:27
  Speaker 1: Jamie Fox? Temmy act like you did when you were
• 43:31
  Speaker 1: beating all the listeners. He ain't whipping me. What's next?
• 43:35
  Speaker 1: Song was performing Cisco, which I guess he said that first, Steve,
• 43:43
  Speaker 1: You're right it was Cisco. The plane boss, the plane
• 43:48
  Speaker 1: was a famous thing, and now high he don't know
• 43:50
  Speaker 1: his counterpart? How are the shops? Don't know anything with tattoos?
• 44:06
  Speaker 1: Gary Coleman, Manuel Lewis, Little Women of l A. Yeah
• 44:15
  Speaker 1: you know that all right. Look, I didn't get a
• 44:18
  Speaker 1: chance to finish the question of the plane boss. The
• 44:20
  Speaker 1: plane was a famous thaying from what seventies television show?
• 44:23
  Speaker 1: Tommy it was Fantasy Island, and Steve got that right. Yeah,
• 44:27
  Speaker 1: So tally tally tally, Tommy, you've got three, Steve, you
• 44:30
  Speaker 1: got six six, jam what's wrong with everyday? I can't
• 44:42
  Speaker 1: keep doing this. I'm gonna have teams team Steve. I'm
• 44:46
  Speaker 1: gonna have to start that up putting loyal on team Tommy. Anyway,
• 44:51
  Speaker 1: aren't you already teams? You know where it hurt me? Man,
• 44:59
  Speaker 1: do this boy went to college graduate? You know how
• 45:07
  Speaker 1: many times I didn't had to hear that? What I
• 45:10
  Speaker 1: finished school? I'm the only one in the family then
• 45:14
  Speaker 1: finished college, got a college educcase you ain't long I
• 45:18
  Speaker 1: had to hear that. You know how many kids not
• 45:20
  Speaker 1: doing there? I'm saying school don't now? It's back to
• 45:27
  Speaker 1: school junior, big Yeah? After this episode, back to school
• 45:35
  Speaker 1: for look at successful. Listen, we played the game every day.
• 45:41
  Speaker 1: Are you smart of the nephew Tommy? Um? Please join
• 45:44
  Speaker 1: us for that. Okay, it's a fun game. We're just
• 45:47
  Speaker 1: having fun people fun, that's all. If the two contestants
• 45:50
  Speaker 1: can remember that. Yeah, it's fun. All I'm doing is
• 45:55
  Speaker 1: what time it did to the contestants. All right, listen
• 45:59
  Speaker 1: up next, here is something Tommy is great at pranking people,
• 46:02
  Speaker 1: King of pranks, prank phone call. Come on and do that, man,
• 46:05
  Speaker 1: damn you good at that? Coming up next? You're listening
• 46:10
  Speaker 1: to Steve Harvey Morning Show. Alright, Wow, okay, another one down.
• 46:15
  Speaker 1: Are you smarter than nephew Tommy? We'll play it again?
• 46:18
  Speaker 1: On Monday and congratulations against Steve. It's just all fun, guys,
• 46:23
  Speaker 1: thank you. Yes, what's not going to key in Columbius?
• 46:31
  Speaker 1: C J? C J. You just didn't get the key
• 46:34
  Speaker 1: one day. He'd been taking me whooping every day. He's like,
• 46:39
  Speaker 1: and I'm I'm sort of sad about it because you
• 46:42
  Speaker 1: know what it is with me, Shirley, what is it, Steve?
• 46:45
  Speaker 1: I'm thinking as his uncle. Yeah, yeah, blood relative. Yeah
• 46:49
  Speaker 1: that I failed him? So oh but Steve, do you
• 46:55
  Speaker 1: think that way when you play dominoes and when you
• 46:58
  Speaker 1: guys are playing space ship or something competitive? Well, you
• 47:03
  Speaker 1: know one thing about it? Just a game? Well, you
• 47:06
  Speaker 1: know if you can't ask me to uh, we gotta
• 47:12
  Speaker 1: get to this prank? What you got you? I'm kind
• 47:17
  Speaker 1: of playing. This is my til. The name of this
• 47:20
  Speaker 1: brank is my til. Hello. Hello, I'm trying to reach
• 47:25
  Speaker 1: Mr Mr Kenney's. Yeah, this is how you doing. I'm
• 47:29
  Speaker 1: actually calling you from the seafood house. You you you
• 47:33
  Speaker 1: came and had I waited on you. You came and
• 47:35
  Speaker 1: had uh dinner over here the other night, yeah, about
• 47:39
  Speaker 1: two nights ago. Yeah. I was your food. I was
• 47:43
  Speaker 1: a service. Um, every everything was good. Um, I don't
• 47:47
  Speaker 1: I don't have any complaints. I always enjoy when I
• 47:50
  Speaker 1: come there. Um, I don't. I never got a phone
• 47:53
  Speaker 1: call from you. Got everything all right? Yeah? Yeah? Everything?
• 47:56
  Speaker 1: So I'm actually uh, I don't know if you're remembering
• 47:58
  Speaker 1: me waiting on you, but I actually eat it on you. Okay, okay,
• 48:01
  Speaker 1: how you doing? I'm good. What would would you say?
• 48:04
  Speaker 1: Would you say that my service was was was pretty
• 48:06
  Speaker 1: good enough to par? Yeah? Like I said, man, everything
• 48:10
  Speaker 1: was excellent every time I come there. The food is great,
• 48:13
  Speaker 1: the service is good. Um, I have no complaints. Everything
• 48:16
  Speaker 1: is is good okay, good? Good deal, good deal, Mr Kenney.
• 48:19
  Speaker 1: Listen you you if you don't mind me asking, man,
• 48:22
  Speaker 1: if you really thoroughly enjoyed the service as well as
• 48:26
  Speaker 1: the food. And I'm assuming you you come here a lot,
• 48:29
  Speaker 1: so I'm assuming you you really like the food that
• 48:31
  Speaker 1: we put out, if you don't mind, because if I
• 48:33
  Speaker 1: can ask you a question, if you don't mind, sure, okay.
• 48:36
  Speaker 1: If the service was so good and you enjoyed everything,
• 48:41
  Speaker 1: why why why you why you tip me the way
• 48:43
  Speaker 1: you did? Excuse me? Why did I do? Well? You
• 48:47
  Speaker 1: know you you you you didn't even even close to
• 48:49
  Speaker 1: temper cent? You know I would just I just you call.
• 48:54
  Speaker 1: First of all, let me ask you something, because I
• 48:57
  Speaker 1: don't remember giving my phone number, writing my phone number
• 48:59
  Speaker 1: down on any survey. I didn't. I've never taken a survey,
• 49:03
  Speaker 1: nor have I gotten a call from you guys. So
• 49:05
  Speaker 1: how did you get my phone number? Well, I'm just
• 49:08
  Speaker 1: giving a courtesy call and I'm just curious about you know. Hey,
• 49:13
  Speaker 1: that's fine, but how did you You didn't answer my
• 49:15
  Speaker 1: question how did you get my phone number? Because I
• 49:18
  Speaker 1: didn't give it to anybody there. So you you've done
• 49:21
  Speaker 1: something that to to when I went on it. I
• 49:24
  Speaker 1: went on and research and whether it took to get
• 49:26
  Speaker 1: a number, So yeah, I did. I You know, it
• 49:28
  Speaker 1: was just bothering to me that that you took me
• 49:30
  Speaker 1: the way you did. Well, it's bothering me that you
• 49:32
  Speaker 1: calling me, uh in the middle of the day asking
• 49:35
  Speaker 1: me about a tip. First of all, Uh, you said,
• 49:38
  Speaker 1: how much did you say? I took you? Yeah? I
• 49:41
  Speaker 1: got fired at a tip and your your meal was
• 49:44
  Speaker 1: at least eight is something plus dollars. You you've done
• 49:47
  Speaker 1: all this research and you got the wrong number. You
• 49:49
  Speaker 1: got the wrong damn number, because first of all, I
• 49:52
  Speaker 1: took more than five damn dollars. I used to work
• 49:54
  Speaker 1: for Chills, bro, So let me explain that to you.
• 49:56
  Speaker 1: I used to work for Chills, and I know what
• 49:58
  Speaker 1: it's like. And then five dollars. No, you got the
• 50:02
  Speaker 1: wrong taby. You don't done all this research for No, no, no,
• 50:04
  Speaker 1: you're you Mr Kindness. I waited on you. I'm kidded,
• 50:09
  Speaker 1: but but you ain't got the wrong kiddies, because Jennis,
• 50:12
  Speaker 1: don't damn five dollars. When I go out, balled, baby,
• 50:15
  Speaker 1: I go to the people out because I want to
• 50:17
  Speaker 1: entertain my people. You know what I'm saying, So I
• 50:20
  Speaker 1: don't see to see the problem I'm heaving. You know
• 50:22
  Speaker 1: you you you you're bringing your people and you want
• 50:24
  Speaker 1: to ball and everything. But you you know you're balling
• 50:27
  Speaker 1: with them, but you're short changing the waist. I ain't
• 50:30
  Speaker 1: short change the damn Look, you complain about five dollars,
• 50:33
  Speaker 1: I give you five dollars. Get off the damn phone.
• 50:35
  Speaker 1: That would I give you five dollars for us? I
• 50:37
  Speaker 1: don't keep damn five dollars. But I got plenty of money.
• 50:39
  Speaker 1: I got plenty of money. I don't need you to
• 50:42
  Speaker 1: call me tell me how to damn kill I told you. Man,
• 50:44
  Speaker 1: I used to work for tips. I don't need you
• 50:46
  Speaker 1: to call me. You would you would think you would
• 50:48
  Speaker 1: think that if you would, you would think that if
• 50:50
  Speaker 1: you were somebody that worked for some tips, that you
• 50:52
  Speaker 1: would know how to come in and took somebody leaves
• 50:54
  Speaker 1: at least fifteen percent. Man, I can't even understand how
• 50:58
  Speaker 1: how you come in? You balling, you know the wrong,
• 51:00
  Speaker 1: A couple of people with you, and you leave me
• 51:02
  Speaker 1: with five out Look here, man, I leave you. I
• 51:05
  Speaker 1: told your stupid leave you with no five and illars. Man,
• 51:07
  Speaker 1: I left that least twenty five dollars up in that
• 51:10
  Speaker 1: things called hosting some people, and I want to show
• 51:12
  Speaker 1: my gratitude or something. And you're calling me about the
• 51:15
  Speaker 1: wrong damn timp of mount and the wrong person. You
• 51:17
  Speaker 1: don't have got the wrong person and calling got the
• 51:20
  Speaker 1: wrong person you, Mr Kenned. I remember waiting on you
• 51:23
  Speaker 1: and two other people when you came in there. What what? What?
• 51:26
  Speaker 1: What are you in there with two other people? Hey?
• 51:28
  Speaker 1: Who the hell are you? How do you know all
• 51:30
  Speaker 1: my damn business? Anyway? Cool? Who the hell are you?
• 51:33
  Speaker 1: Because I'm because I'm the one that way that I
• 51:35
  Speaker 1: didn't tell yourself the only way, the only way, the
• 51:37
  Speaker 1: only way we could really rectify it. Won't you do this, man,
• 51:40
  Speaker 1: Won't you come back up here and bring me the
• 51:41
  Speaker 1: tip that I deserved. I ain't coming no damn where
• 51:44
  Speaker 1: I told you. A matter of fact, when I come
• 51:46
  Speaker 1: up there again, I'm gonna look for your you give
• 51:48
  Speaker 1: me your name, and you give me your managing name,
• 51:50
  Speaker 1: because a matter of fact, I'm gonna call up there
• 51:52
  Speaker 1: and come up there to day because I don't appreciate
• 51:54
  Speaker 1: you calling my damn phone about some skill and I
• 51:57
  Speaker 1: know futtering. Damn well, I killed good money. Okay, we'll
• 52:00
  Speaker 1: do that for me. Do this for men. When you
• 52:02
  Speaker 1: do come up here today, when you're bringing me my
• 52:04
  Speaker 1: damn clip money, I'm gonna get your a till. I'm
• 52:07
  Speaker 1: gonna get your a till quick collusing people about it,
• 52:09
  Speaker 1: tip and maybe make some better service and you'll get
• 52:12
  Speaker 1: a better tip. I'mnna bring your tip. I'm ready to
• 52:14
  Speaker 1: tip of my shoe up your that one of my
• 52:16
  Speaker 1: brain because you got I get into a job today,
• 52:19
  Speaker 1: a bob. Ain't look here, man, There ain't no problem.
• 52:22
  Speaker 1: That's perfect cause I get off at five and I'm
• 52:24
  Speaker 1: gonna come down there. I'm gonna first I'm gonna talk
• 52:26
  Speaker 1: to your managers. Then I'm gonna hand you the little
• 52:29
  Speaker 1: that's your money, tip money you won't sell them an
• 52:31
  Speaker 1: whoop you in the parking like? That's what I'm gonna do.
• 52:34
  Speaker 1: I ain't you know what I ain't worried about? Get
• 52:36
  Speaker 1: my will? I want to tip. I'm gonna give you
• 52:39
  Speaker 1: a tip quick stalking people by the damn tip. That's
• 52:42
  Speaker 1: what you stop doing. That's your till you see. You
• 52:45
  Speaker 1: know I'm pissing me off. Now, Jo, I'm gonna come
• 52:47
  Speaker 1: down there and I'm gonna will that's what I'm gonna do.
• 52:50
  Speaker 1: And I'm gonna tell you you're gonna I'm gonna put
• 52:53
  Speaker 1: what do I need to do to help you on time? Hey?
• 52:55
  Speaker 1: What ain't man, I ain't worried about nothing. Cause let
• 52:57
  Speaker 1: me tell you something. If you whoop to say, ain't
• 53:00
  Speaker 1: where you till I ain't worried about his damn thing. Now,
• 53:02
  Speaker 1: I'll check this out. You got the wrong number, but
• 53:04
  Speaker 1: you got the right. But I'm gonna come down there
• 53:07
  Speaker 1: and I'm gonna let you see what it is. Flim
• 53:09
  Speaker 1: see how I try to conduct myself in a nice
• 53:11
  Speaker 1: matter and be professional. But you're about this and you're
• 53:15
  Speaker 1: gonna get it. I got your till when I'm boy,
• 53:17
  Speaker 1: you better weed come come down there and beat you.
• 53:20
  Speaker 1: That's what I'm gonna do. You're gonna get the real
• 53:22
  Speaker 1: I'm coming down as soon as I can get off
• 53:23
  Speaker 1: from work. You better not bring it down there. You
• 53:26
  Speaker 1: better come down on that. But you ain't got to
• 53:28
  Speaker 1: worry about me, ain't. What's your name? What's your name?
• 53:31
  Speaker 1: Do you? You? You you gotta be in the paper?
• 53:34
  Speaker 1: I remember your name? What's your name? My name? Tell me?
• 53:37
  Speaker 1: Tell me what because I'm I don't tell me who.
• 53:40
  Speaker 1: Nephew timm me from the Steve Harvey and Martin stuff.
• 53:43
  Speaker 1: You just got right? What hey, man, this is a
• 53:50
  Speaker 1: nephew timing from the Steve Harvey more to show your
• 53:52
  Speaker 1: boy Richard got me to pray phone call you. You
• 53:56
  Speaker 1: know what, y'all? You got my damn pressure up. Man,
• 54:01
  Speaker 1: y'all some steak I'm I'm gonna get. I'm gonna get
• 54:04
  Speaker 1: both of y'all time, y'all, cause y'all ain't right man.
• 54:07
  Speaker 1: You got me houling in this day I'm doing. My
• 54:09
  Speaker 1: employees looking at me, man. It ain't not gonna be
• 54:12
  Speaker 1: me at like this. I'm up talking about a meeting
• 54:14
  Speaker 1: so we can get our comany Christmas party together. Man.
• 54:17
  Speaker 1: And you got me here, kid, y'all? Man, Hey kidding, Man,
• 54:23
  Speaker 1: I gotta I gotta ask you though, baby, Come on, man,
• 54:25
  Speaker 1: what is what's the baddest that I mean, the baddest
• 54:28
  Speaker 1: radio show in the land, The Steve Harvid Morning Show. Man. Hey, man, Hey, listen,
• 54:34
  Speaker 1: take all the employees to the seafood house. Hey, I'm
• 54:39
  Speaker 1: scared to go down, and now they might. They might
• 54:41
  Speaker 1: be scared. They're going with me. It might be a
• 54:43
  Speaker 1: good thing over. They're gonna be pulling out they kills nine,
• 54:46
  Speaker 1: They're gonna they're gonna We got the boss. We got
• 54:48
  Speaker 1: it man, y'all got me, y'all got me? All right?
• 54:54
  Speaker 1: Thinking of you. Up next, it's Strawberry letter Time. The
• 54:58
  Speaker 1: subject for it today this dummy messed up a good thing.
• 55:03
  Speaker 1: Oh wait till you hear this. You're listening to the
• 55:07
  Speaker 1: Steve Harvey Morning Show coming up in about an hour.
• 55:11
  Speaker 1: Bad acting, theater is bad. The Chapman's are here, and
• 55:16
  Speaker 1: we're gonna find out what's going on with them and
• 55:18
  Speaker 1: where they've been. Okay, it's been a minute, but right
• 55:22
  Speaker 1: Now it is time for today's Strawberry Letter. If you
• 55:26
  Speaker 1: need advice some relationships, on dating, on work, on sex,
• 55:29
  Speaker 1: on parenting, and more, submit your Strawberry letter to Steve
• 55:32
  Speaker 1: Harvey f M dot com and click submit Strawberry Letter. Alright,
• 55:37
  Speaker 1: anything you want to add to that, Steve, No, not today?
• 55:41
  Speaker 1: You sure? All right? So click submit Strawberry Letter, and
• 55:46
  Speaker 1: we could be reading your letter like we're gonna read
• 55:48
  Speaker 1: this one right after Tommy says, this bug hold on
• 55:52
  Speaker 1: tight here it is the Strawberry subject. This dummy messed
• 55:57
  Speaker 1: up a good thing. Dear Stephen Shirley. My fiance and
• 56:02
  Speaker 1: I have been together for six years. We like to
• 56:05
  Speaker 1: have fun in the bedroom, which often includes a third
• 56:08
  Speaker 1: person joining us, and yes it is always another woman.
• 56:14
  Speaker 1: Before my fiance met me, he had never had a threesome,
• 56:18
  Speaker 1: but I had. Now he can't get enough of them,
• 56:21
  Speaker 1: and I enjoy them even more than he does. From
• 56:24
  Speaker 1: day one, I have set all of the rules for
• 56:27
  Speaker 1: the threesomes. My main and most important rule is that
• 56:30
  Speaker 1: I am the one and the only one that can
• 56:34
  Speaker 1: call or text the females and invite them over. The
• 56:37
  Speaker 1: females are not to ever have my fiance cell number.
• 56:41
  Speaker 1: So here's where the problem started. My fiance and I
• 56:45
  Speaker 1: were out having drinks recently, and he met a girl
• 56:47
  Speaker 1: and introduced me to her. I instantly liked the girl,
• 56:51
  Speaker 1: and I told her that I would get her number
• 56:53
  Speaker 1: before we left. A few minutes later, I noticed that
• 56:56
  Speaker 1: my fiance was putting the girl's number in his phone.
• 57:00
  Speaker 1: I guess he thought that I wasn't paying attention. He
• 57:03
  Speaker 1: knows that's a big no no, a real deal breaker.
• 57:07
  Speaker 1: When I questioned him about it, he said he forgot
• 57:09
  Speaker 1: about my rule. I asked him to delete the number,
• 57:12
  Speaker 1: and he swore that he deleted it, and I trusted him.
• 57:16
  Speaker 1: But lately he has been guarding his cell phone with
• 57:19
  Speaker 1: his life, and he even changed his past code. I
• 57:22
  Speaker 1: can't believe how disrespectful he's acting. He has taken our
• 57:26
  Speaker 1: situation for granted, and any other man would be more
• 57:30
  Speaker 1: than willing to follow my simple rules so he could
• 57:32
  Speaker 1: be so any other man would be more than willing
• 57:36
  Speaker 1: to follow my simple rules so he could be with
• 57:39
  Speaker 1: two women at once. He's probably having sex with this
• 57:42
  Speaker 1: girl without telling me. Now I don't trust him, and
• 57:45
  Speaker 1: I'm having second thoughts about the marriage. What am I
• 57:48
  Speaker 1: supposed to do please help. Well, see, you know, you
• 57:52
  Speaker 1: invite this stuff into your your life and into your bedroom,
• 57:55
  Speaker 1: these threesomes, and when you do this, you invite all
• 57:59
  Speaker 1: kinds of unwanted situations into your relationship. It gets away
• 58:03
  Speaker 1: from you, and this is just what happens, you know.
• 58:05
  Speaker 1: So your little plan backfired, so to speak. Um, now
• 58:10
  Speaker 1: you're no longer in control like you thought you were.
• 58:12
  Speaker 1: Now your man has taken charge and he's calling the shots.
• 58:15
  Speaker 1: He probably wants more of a normal relationship with one woman.
• 58:19
  Speaker 1: You introduced him to this situation. Maybe you know, he's
• 58:22
  Speaker 1: just going along with it because it is what it is.
• 58:25
  Speaker 1: But maybe he wants some you know, sense of normalcy
• 58:27
  Speaker 1: with with one person in his life. Uh. And it's
• 58:31
  Speaker 1: under your skin now you're yeah, yeah, there are people
• 58:33
  Speaker 1: out there that just you know, want one person in
• 58:37
  Speaker 1: the bedroom with them at a time, especially if they're
• 58:40
  Speaker 1: in a relationship or a marriage. Um. So you know
• 58:43
  Speaker 1: he's flipped it on you. Now he's gotten her number,
• 58:45
  Speaker 1: forget your rules, Um, disrespecting your so called rules, and
• 58:50
  Speaker 1: you're having second thoughts about marrying him. Well, maybe he's
• 58:52
  Speaker 1: having second thoughts about marrying you. Two. I mean, it
• 58:56
  Speaker 1: is hard to reverse something like this once it gets started.
• 58:59
  Speaker 1: But maybe he's sick of it, maybe he doesn't want
• 59:01
  Speaker 1: to have anything more to do with it. And maybe
• 59:03
  Speaker 1: this woman that he's met in the club, maybe you know,
• 59:06
  Speaker 1: he thinks he can build a life just one on
• 59:08
  Speaker 1: one with her. Steve, Yeah, well, I got no angry
• 59:16
  Speaker 1: you're in the threesomes. That's why. First of all, who
• 59:19
  Speaker 1: is not you? Tommy? And they say you got to
• 59:23
  Speaker 1: be crazy? Yeah, when you're on vacation, that's all he
• 59:25
  Speaker 1: talked about. Here we go, listen to this this dumb now, Stephen,
• 59:32
  Speaker 1: He and this woman and fiance been together six years,
• 59:35
  Speaker 1: like have fun in the bedroom, which often includes the
• 59:39
  Speaker 1: third person joining us, and it's always a woman. Okay,
• 59:43
  Speaker 1: so you like it? He liked it. Now before you
• 59:45
  Speaker 1: met the dude, you he had never had a threesome before,
• 59:49
  Speaker 1: but you had. Now. He can't get enough for them,
• 59:53
  Speaker 1: and I, the lady in the letter, says, I'm enjoying
• 59:56
  Speaker 1: them more than he does. From day one, I said
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  Speaker 1: all the rules for the threesomes. My main and most
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  Speaker 1: important rule is that I am the only one that
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  Speaker 1: can call or text the females and invite them over.
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  Speaker 1: She is the only one. She didn't tell me that
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  Speaker 1: the females can't ever had his sale number. And and
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  Speaker 1: that's where the problem started. You and him y'all out
• 1:00:21
  Speaker 1: having drinks and you met a girl. He met a
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  Speaker 1: girl and introduced me to her. I instantly liked the
• 1:00:29
  Speaker 1: girls and told her I would get her number before
• 1:00:32
  Speaker 1: we left. A few minutes later, you notice your fiance
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  Speaker 1: was putting the girls notumb in it phone. I guess
• 1:00:38
  Speaker 1: he thought I wasn't paying that He noticed a big
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  Speaker 1: no no, a real deal breaker when I asked him
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  Speaker 1: about it. No no, no, no, no, no, let me
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  Speaker 1: stop you. You told him that you're the only one
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  Speaker 1: that can call or text the females and invite them over.
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  Speaker 1: You didn't say he couldn't collect no numbers and go
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  Speaker 1: get no new tricks. I didn't hear that in the rule.
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  Speaker 1: So now he out solicit him. He finds the little
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  Speaker 1: thing you he called a text or nothing. He got
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  Speaker 1: the information because he won't in there who he won't.
• 1:01:18
  Speaker 1: But you said you liked it, though, So now what
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  Speaker 1: the problem is? I guess he thought I wasn't paying attention.
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  Speaker 1: He knows that's a big no no, a real deal breakup.
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  Speaker 1: When I questioned him about it. He said, he forgot
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  Speaker 1: about the rules. You know why, because that fine thing
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  Speaker 1: was in his face. We always forget the rules. We
• 1:01:37
  Speaker 1: forget the wedding vials. If a fine when get in
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  Speaker 1: your face, so you know gonna he well, he's gonna
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  Speaker 1: forget your little monkey as rule. And your rule is
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  Speaker 1: set up so y'all can't cheat. Now you want a
• 1:01:51
  Speaker 1: cheating rule to not get broken? What excuse me? Now?
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  Speaker 1: I asked him to leave the number he swore he deleted,
• 1:02:01
  Speaker 1: and I trusted him. But lately he's been guard his
• 1:02:04
  Speaker 1: cell phone within life most men do. He even changed
• 1:02:08
  Speaker 1: his past he got to I can't believe how disrespectful
• 1:02:15
  Speaker 1: he's acting. Excuse me, you can't believe how disrespectful he's acting.
• 1:02:21
  Speaker 1: Don't you let another woman have sex? What's your fiance exactly?
• 1:02:28
  Speaker 1: You have in trouble with this fault and you have trouble.
• 1:02:34
  Speaker 1: I can't believe how disrespectful he acted. Work it out, Steve,
• 1:02:38
  Speaker 1: work it out. You let him have sex with other women?
• 1:02:42
  Speaker 1: All right? Hold that thought? Hold that thought, Steve, we'll
• 1:02:45
  Speaker 1: come back with part two of your response. The subject is, uh,
• 1:02:51
  Speaker 1: this dummy messed up a good thing. That is my
• 1:02:54
  Speaker 1: Strubberry letter for today. We'll be back in twenty three
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  Speaker 1: after the hour for part two. Right after this, you're
• 1:03:01
  Speaker 1: listening Steve Show. All right, Steve, let's recap the letter
• 1:03:06
  Speaker 1: for today and get to part two of your responsive
• 1:03:09
  Speaker 1: to it. This couple bit, David fiance said they've been
• 1:03:11
  Speaker 1: having threesomes. She only got one rule with the threesomes
• 1:03:15
  Speaker 1: is always another woman. He can't. She could be the
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  Speaker 1: only one that call or texted females and invite them over.
• 1:03:22
  Speaker 1: They not ever to have your fiance sale number. And
• 1:03:26
  Speaker 1: this where the problem started. Y'all out one night having drinks,
• 1:03:29
  Speaker 1: he met a girl introduced to the media. Instantly he
• 1:03:32
  Speaker 1: introduced his girl to you. You instantly liked the girl. Kno,
• 1:03:35
  Speaker 1: y'all out setting traps. Y'all out trapping now he out
• 1:03:41
  Speaker 1: setting traps now with you. So introduced you to the girl.
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  Speaker 1: You like her right away. You told her you get
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  Speaker 1: a number before we left. A few minutes later, you
• 1:03:50
  Speaker 1: noticed your fiance putting the girl's number in the phone.
• 1:03:53
  Speaker 1: I guess he thought I wasn't paying attention. That's a
• 1:03:55
  Speaker 1: big no not he said, Hey forgot about my room.
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  Speaker 1: I asked him to delete the number he swore he deleted.
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  Speaker 1: I trusted him. But see you didn't tell him he
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  Speaker 1: couldn't go get no new tricks. No, he you bring
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  Speaker 1: new trick into the I didn't hear that in rute,
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  Speaker 1: You just said he can't call text and set it up.
• 1:04:14
  Speaker 1: But see now you didn't throw it through a monkey
• 1:04:16
  Speaker 1: rich in there. But he want to entr He want
• 1:04:18
  Speaker 1: to start bringing him over. You said you liked him,
• 1:04:23
  Speaker 1: so now he bring him out. He won't bring him over.
• 1:04:26
  Speaker 1: He's recruited, but now you mad because he recruiting. But
• 1:04:30
  Speaker 1: lately you're asking to delete the number. He swore he did,
• 1:04:34
  Speaker 1: but lately he gotten it phone with. It's like he
• 1:04:36
  Speaker 1: even changed his past code. I can't believe how disrespectful
• 1:04:40
  Speaker 1: he's acting. When you use the word disrespectfully throws me
• 1:04:44
  Speaker 1: a little bit, because ain't you the warm that Walter
• 1:04:48
  Speaker 1: girls over to the house at first? Because your your
• 1:04:52
  Speaker 1: filance didn't know nothing. But no, damn, I have never
• 1:04:55
  Speaker 1: been involved. You introduced the trick mess into the situation.
• 1:05:00
  Speaker 1: You're bought the sin and the den. Now you want
• 1:05:04
  Speaker 1: to try to contain sin. Don't you know you can't
• 1:05:06
  Speaker 1: contain You bought the sin into the den. Now you
• 1:05:12
  Speaker 1: want to contain the sin. See it's just like even
• 1:05:17
  Speaker 1: laid for Take you chi if you can't just eat one.
• 1:05:22
  Speaker 1: Most people as crack addicts because they tried one rocker crack. Yea,
• 1:05:29
  Speaker 1: now they somewhere shaking. If six hours go by, they
• 1:05:33
  Speaker 1: ain't got no crack. See what I'm saying Now, you
• 1:05:36
  Speaker 1: don't put your husband. You don't put your feet on
• 1:05:38
  Speaker 1: saying that. Now you can't believe he has taken our
• 1:05:41
  Speaker 1: situation for granted. Any other man would be more than
• 1:05:44
  Speaker 1: willing to follow my simple rules, so he could be
• 1:05:46
  Speaker 1: with two and one. Any other man follow your simple
• 1:05:49
  Speaker 1: rules for a while. Man, But then what man you
• 1:05:54
  Speaker 1: think she? Once you tell him and he won't more,
• 1:05:57
  Speaker 1: then a man gonna go get more. Now he out
• 1:06:00
  Speaker 1: that setting traps, he meeting chicks that he want to
• 1:06:02
  Speaker 1: have sexual and bringing him over to you. See that's
• 1:06:07
  Speaker 1: how this works. You can't tell him how much to want.
• 1:06:11
  Speaker 1: You can't give him one ladies potato chip and expect
• 1:06:13
  Speaker 1: him not to want to bath expect when you give
• 1:06:16
  Speaker 1: him a taste of it. That's right, What the hell
• 1:06:18
  Speaker 1: is one potato chilly? He's probably having sex with this
• 1:06:25
  Speaker 1: girl without telling me. Now I don't trust him, and
• 1:06:30
  Speaker 1: I'm having second thoughts about the marriage? What marriage? You
• 1:06:35
  Speaker 1: don't trust him, but you bring an untrusting situation to
• 1:06:40
  Speaker 1: your fiancee. Now you don't think you can trust him
• 1:06:44
  Speaker 1: in the marriage. He was just loving you. He asked
• 1:06:48
  Speaker 1: you to marry. Then you bought the other trick into
• 1:06:51
  Speaker 1: the situation. Now you having second thoughts about the marriage?
• 1:06:57
  Speaker 1: What marriage? He don't want to marry you. So when
• 1:07:03
  Speaker 1: y'all getting married, what what viles y'all to say? Y'all
• 1:07:07
  Speaker 1: can't be taking the regular vibue. They're gonna make him up.
• 1:07:12
  Speaker 1: Y'all gonna have to rewrite y'all y'all going in wrong? Yeah?
• 1:07:17
  Speaker 1: What am I supposed to do? Please help lady. We
• 1:07:21
  Speaker 1: can't help you. If you want to do threesomes, go
• 1:07:24
  Speaker 1: do threesomes. I ain't knocking it. Whatever your sexual preference is,
• 1:07:28
  Speaker 1: I don't knock that. Go do you see all? That's cool?
• 1:07:33
  Speaker 1: But you want to do threesomes, go do threesomes. Your husband,
• 1:07:37
  Speaker 1: your fiance they want to do threesomes? What do you
• 1:07:39
  Speaker 1: want to do? But sometimes have you ever thought about this?
• 1:07:42
  Speaker 1: And Shelly kind of touched on, have you ever thought
• 1:07:46
  Speaker 1: maybe in the words of the late Great Prince, I
• 1:07:50
  Speaker 1: just want to be somebody, somebody man, you know, since
• 1:07:55
  Speaker 1: you're so willingly passing it out. You know he that
• 1:07:59
  Speaker 1: ran across something that's better than yours. You got the ship? Hello,
• 1:08:05
  Speaker 1: Maybe he tied a ship. Maybe he want to meet somebody.
• 1:08:07
  Speaker 1: Just won't him? What Tommy? Everybody ain't like Tommy, Tommy,
• 1:08:19
  Speaker 1: how would you handle this ship? I don't know. I'm
• 1:08:20
  Speaker 1: not into that. My people is listening. No, this is
• 1:08:30
  Speaker 1: when did that finally come? Yeah, you're right on. They
• 1:08:34
  Speaker 1: had no being at doing that. They just just just
• 1:08:39
  Speaker 1: wrong wrong. Wow. So Jake, yes, are your people listening? Ja,
• 1:08:48
  Speaker 1: you're the man. Okay, I'm the woman's too, of the yeah,
• 1:08:56
  Speaker 1: because I won't really let j Okay, Jay, all right,
• 1:08:58
  Speaker 1: you be the woman. I'm the man. Let's go. So
• 1:09:03
  Speaker 1: I was going through the phone and I saw remember
• 1:09:07
  Speaker 1: the girl were selling in the bar the other day.
• 1:09:09
  Speaker 1: I not know why her number is in your phone?
• 1:09:13
  Speaker 1: Oh well you know you you know you told me
• 1:09:16
  Speaker 1: not to call and text nobody, but you said you're
• 1:09:18
  Speaker 1: gonna get a number before we left. You did get it,
• 1:09:20
  Speaker 1: so I got it. There it is, But that's not
• 1:09:22
  Speaker 1: your job. Your job is see I sets up the threesomes.
• 1:09:26
  Speaker 1: Not okay, Well, let me ask you something. Well, when
• 1:09:28
  Speaker 1: you're setting it up for her to come over, because
• 1:09:30
  Speaker 1: I'm what I'm waiting. I didn't really like her that much.
• 1:09:33
  Speaker 1: So see no, no, no, no no no, see I
• 1:09:36
  Speaker 1: did it. I picked that one. When you're gonna call her, well,
• 1:09:39
  Speaker 1: what I'm seeing that total disrespect. That's what I'm seeing.
• 1:09:43
  Speaker 1: Totally totally disrespectful, total disrespect towards me. I do the three.
• 1:09:51
  Speaker 1: That's okay, BA picked the three? Okay, cool? All right,
• 1:09:57
  Speaker 1: you right, baby, All right, listen, guys, we gotta get
• 1:10:03
  Speaker 1: out of here. Yeah. That ain't gonna change Instagram or
• 1:10:12
  Speaker 1: email us your thoughts on today's Strawberry Letter At Steve
• 1:10:15
  Speaker 1: Harvey f M. Now coming up in ten minutes, they're
• 1:10:18
  Speaker 1: back getting ready for the Chapman's and Bad Acting Theater.
• 1:10:22
  Speaker 1: Right after this. You're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning
• 1:10:27
  Speaker 1: Show coming up at the top of the hour with
• 1:10:30
  Speaker 1: parents today will say to their kids, letting them know
• 1:10:33
  Speaker 1: how hard they had it. All right, but right now, though,
• 1:10:39
  Speaker 1: right now, it is time. Yeah, right here, Jay, it
• 1:10:43
  Speaker 1: is time for Bad Acting Theater. Steve Harvey Nation, it
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  Speaker 1: is back. The Chapman's in the building, all right, you
• 1:10:52
  Speaker 1: the Chapmans. Yeah, the Chapman's. Remember the Chapman's. I didn't,
• 1:10:57
  Speaker 1: I didn't. I didn't get my count truck. But I
• 1:10:58
  Speaker 1: guess I'm working at h Well. Well, well, it's been
• 1:11:16
  Speaker 1: a long time since we visited the Chapman's. That is
• 1:11:20
  Speaker 1: Steve Harvey's bad acting theater. It's almost as if we
• 1:11:23
  Speaker 1: didn't miss them at all. Surely I didn't. All right,
• 1:11:26
  Speaker 1: there it is, give it to me, give it to me.
• 1:11:30
  Speaker 1: But everybody is still here, isn't that right? Yeah? Yeah, yeah,
• 1:11:35
  Speaker 1: here sorry. Junior, who is played by Junior k K
• 1:11:41
  Speaker 1: is played by the lovely Carla Ferrell. Well I ever
• 1:11:45
  Speaker 1: find out who my baby daddy is? J Ethney Brown,
• 1:11:49
  Speaker 1: the writer who wrote himself out that way? Uh that way?
• 1:11:52
  Speaker 1: You don't hear his voice in this mess? Okay? And Tommy,
• 1:11:58
  Speaker 1: Tommy plays several parts tell her how, and last but
• 1:12:04
  Speaker 1: not least, our beloved leader, who plays the part of
• 1:12:07
  Speaker 1: Earl Chapman. Hey, can we just move this thing along?
• 1:12:11
  Speaker 1: Come on this Why we need roll call? We've been
• 1:12:15
  Speaker 1: here all day months al right, Here we go, Here
• 1:12:18
  Speaker 1: we go. With the last episode of Steve Harvey's bad
• 1:12:22
  Speaker 1: acting theater Lost Lost episode. Who the hell looking for it?
• 1:12:32
  Speaker 1: Surely wasn't me? All right, give it to me, Give
• 1:12:35
  Speaker 1: it to me. They showed him lose that old Give
• 1:12:43
  Speaker 1: it to him, Let him have it, Let him have
• 1:12:45
  Speaker 1: it now. In our last episode, KK asked Earl to
• 1:12:50
  Speaker 1: lie for her and hide the gun because Tarik killed
• 1:12:53
  Speaker 1: his sister Rains Killer. Come on, Earl, Hello, Earl read you.
• 1:12:59
  Speaker 1: I keep telling you. I'm scrolling, keep scrolling. It was
• 1:13:03
  Speaker 1: at the end of the paper, this page three. Boy boy,
• 1:13:10
  Speaker 1: you don't know what I'm going through right now and
• 1:13:11
  Speaker 1: got time for this now. On our last episode, KK
• 1:13:16
  Speaker 1: asked Earl to life for her and hide the gun
• 1:13:18
  Speaker 1: because Terik killed his sister rains Killer. Sister Rains Killer.
• 1:13:23
  Speaker 1: Wait a minute, that that's from the show Power. I
• 1:13:28
  Speaker 1: don't even watch that damn show. Okaya. What had really
• 1:13:35
  Speaker 1: happened was Junior got a white friend to pretend he
• 1:13:38
  Speaker 1: was with him because he secretly joined the KKK KKK
• 1:13:42
  Speaker 1: Hold up. That's just like Spike Lee's movie The Black Plainsman. Okay, alright,
• 1:13:47
  Speaker 1: my bad, my bad, Okay, KK and her and three
• 1:13:52
  Speaker 1: of her friends went on a girl's weekend to New
• 1:13:55
  Speaker 1: Orleans and they were having the best time. Man, Oh
• 1:13:57
  Speaker 1: they have fun. Hold up, hold up this girl's trip
• 1:14:01
  Speaker 1: with Tiffany Hattish. Okay, all right, wait, hold on, I
• 1:14:06
  Speaker 1: got the wrong thing. Okay. Chester has grown a beard
• 1:14:11
  Speaker 1: and is on a train to Instanbul so he can
• 1:14:14
  Speaker 1: help retrieve a lady's daughter who her ex husband is kidnapped.
• 1:14:17
  Speaker 1: Wait wait wait wait that's Equalizer too with Denzel Washington.
• 1:14:23
  Speaker 1: Wait hold on, man, wait wait wait wait wait, hold
• 1:14:26
  Speaker 1: on damn minute. Okay, now this Steve speaking this a earl.
• 1:14:30
  Speaker 1: I've been off for six weeks. You had all this
• 1:14:33
  Speaker 1: time to write a damn thirty second episode, and instead
• 1:14:36
  Speaker 1: you gave us plots from things that's already out. Nobody
• 1:14:41
  Speaker 1: tuning in to hear this mess? We doing now? Either
• 1:14:43
  Speaker 1: I get a new episode for the Chapman's next week.
• 1:14:46
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna get a new Jay. How about that? You know,
• 1:14:50
  Speaker 1: ain't you ain't been replaced before? You know you ain't?
• 1:14:55
  Speaker 1: Nobody left with Ricky smile. One more damn morning show.
• 1:15:01
  Speaker 1: You can go to party but one whoa um? Well, gee,
• 1:15:07
  Speaker 1: join us next week where we'll have a new episode.
• 1:15:10
  Speaker 1: I bet you we will a new episode of the
• 1:15:13
  Speaker 1: Chapman's or maybe we'll have a new Jay. Tell me
• 1:15:18
  Speaker 1: you can play that part. You surely don't want to
• 1:15:21
  Speaker 1: miss it next week. All right, give it, Jimmy, come on,
• 1:15:24
  Speaker 1: give it Jimmy. Sure they don't get that damn joke.
• 1:15:30
  Speaker 1: All right, give it to him, Let him have it. Yeah,
• 1:15:36
  Speaker 1: that was first the last that we waited all this
• 1:15:42
  Speaker 1: time for this. You better put into get your resume together, Jay,
• 1:15:51
  Speaker 1: writers block. We still kind of finn my baby daddy
• 1:15:55
  Speaker 1: is what is the problem? I mean, cacase baby daddy. Yeah, right,
• 1:16:01
  Speaker 1: but Steve popped out of character. I don't have any
• 1:16:03
  Speaker 1: more shows to go to. I don't know why y'all
• 1:16:06
  Speaker 1: for playing. I got a white friend joining the KKK.
• 1:16:10
  Speaker 1: And Tommy, you did really well with your two lines,
• 1:16:13
  Speaker 1: very well. Get to Yeah, because Tommy, you're the season
• 1:16:19
  Speaker 1: professional here. You're the thespian of us all. And I
• 1:16:22
  Speaker 1: don't think um, Jake, you know, I want you to
• 1:16:25
  Speaker 1: take everybody shine by giving you so many lines. I
• 1:16:27
  Speaker 1: think that's what it is, because you're so good. Lay
• 1:16:30
  Speaker 1: it on. Yeah, I think that's what it is. Yeah,
• 1:16:33
  Speaker 1: that's what it is. First of all. Yeah, come on, Steve,
• 1:16:40
  Speaker 1: come oh he ain't giving you no lines because you
• 1:16:42
  Speaker 1: can't keep needs. She can't do the other game right,
• 1:16:58
  Speaker 1: all right? Well, up coming up to the top of
• 1:17:01
  Speaker 1: the hour, guys, a five year old little boy ordered
• 1:17:04
  Speaker 1: nine hundred and sixty dollars worth of toys. And the
• 1:17:07
  Speaker 1: guys are here with what parents today will say to
• 1:17:10
  Speaker 1: their kids, letting them know how hard they had it
• 1:17:12
  Speaker 1: back in the day. Okay, we'll do that right after this.
• 1:17:15
  Speaker 1: You're listening to show. So did you, guys hear about
• 1:17:20
  Speaker 1: the five year old little boy in Florida who used
• 1:17:22
  Speaker 1: his grandmother's kindle and ordered a whole bunch of toys. Uh?
• 1:17:29
  Speaker 1: When the grandmother came back from vacation, they're about twenty
• 1:17:32
  Speaker 1: five boxes at her door. Uh, and more kept coming.
• 1:17:37
  Speaker 1: And a little boy said, Grandma, what is that at
• 1:17:39
  Speaker 1: our front door? He ordered about nine hundred and sixty
• 1:17:49
  Speaker 1: dollars worth of toys. Um, this is crazy. No how
• 1:17:56
  Speaker 1: how old he was, just five the four a little
• 1:18:00
  Speaker 1: boy out of Florida. You still went to school the
• 1:18:02
  Speaker 1: next Huh we could do six you would make okay
• 1:18:12
  Speaker 1: almost as Yeah, you and grandma, what's that at your dough?
• 1:18:18
  Speaker 1: That's your ain't think it is I don't know one
• 1:18:26
  Speaker 1: of these boxes and I see a toy in it
• 1:18:28
  Speaker 1: and I didn't order not. Yeah. Boy, when they when
• 1:18:31
  Speaker 1: they find out who name on that thought, yeah, yeah,
• 1:18:34
  Speaker 1: he's gonna send that all back. Well, um, kid, that's
• 1:18:39
  Speaker 1: not the most concernous kids. Yeah he's skilled. Yeah technology.
• 1:18:45
  Speaker 1: But here here go my favorite grandma. What's that on
• 1:18:48
  Speaker 1: the poll? Yeah? I love that. Yeah. Well that leads
• 1:18:54
  Speaker 1: us to uh this hour's comedy segment and um, in
• 1:18:57
  Speaker 1: which j ro J explain it please, well has to
• 1:19:00
  Speaker 1: do with millennials and now a lot of them becoming
• 1:19:03
  Speaker 1: parents now, so now they have to tell their kids
• 1:19:06
  Speaker 1: how tough they had it, how tough they had it
• 1:19:14
  Speaker 1: when they was coming up like friends. Yeah, see, boy,
• 1:19:17
  Speaker 1: I didn't have a spaceship. I had to catch you
• 1:19:20
  Speaker 1: uber everywhere spaceship. Yeah, now you got a spaceship. I had.
• 1:19:29
  Speaker 1: What millennials? Yeah, yeah, don't say to their kids when
• 1:19:33
  Speaker 1: they know I ain't got one dog, I had all
• 1:19:43
  Speaker 1: this other stuff. Parents today, what millennials, Uh, we'll say
• 1:19:48
  Speaker 1: to their kids. I made it off of fifteen dollars
• 1:19:52
  Speaker 1: an hour. I made it. Just sit up here and
• 1:20:02
  Speaker 1: talk about rough. You know, back in the day, sometime
• 1:20:05
  Speaker 1: the cable would go out. Now, come tell me, boy,
• 1:20:12
  Speaker 1: let me tell y'all. Son, y'all, y'all, y'all, y'all don't
• 1:20:14
  Speaker 1: know nothing, no real singles. See, you don't know nothing
• 1:20:17
  Speaker 1: about like drake boys. Huh. Sam called it be Bruno ball,
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  Speaker 1: But y'all don't know nothing. Boy, no mute, that was music.
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  Speaker 1: Do you love me? Yeah? Yeah, I'm singing this mess
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  Speaker 1: right head. Don't nobody nobody kick you love me? Yeah?
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  Speaker 1: These are what millennials are gonna say that their kids.
• 1:20:42
  Speaker 1: This is what millennials. So you just go. We had
• 1:20:45
  Speaker 1: the FaceTime back in the day he had was FaceTime.
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  Speaker 1: You're gonna sit there and beam your ass over here
• 1:21:00
  Speaker 1: comes said that time that you got it rough. You
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  Speaker 1: don't know what rough is. I had to buy money
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  Speaker 1: from my mama and my daddy. Come on, yeah, these
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  Speaker 1: are also true, both parents. What you complaining for? When
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  Speaker 1: I was your age, I was never with my parents here.
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  Speaker 1: When I was you, I lived with them. Let me
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  Speaker 1: let me, let me let me tell you something. Let
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  Speaker 1: me tell you. I didn't have but a hundred and
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  Speaker 1: three shoes when I was your way three sneakers because
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  Speaker 1: all I had. Boy, you're sitting up in here with shoes.
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  Speaker 1: You don't know how you got it. I like, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: these are what millennials I'm sitting up in here. You
• 1:21:49
  Speaker 1: don't even know how hard it was sitting up here here,
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  Speaker 1: having the email on every body email and sitting all
• 1:21:56
  Speaker 1: these damn emails out. You're sitting up in here reading
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  Speaker 1: my damn Yeah, millennially was gonna say that they kidn't
• 1:22:09
  Speaker 1: let them know they had a tough time. Gas was
• 1:22:12
  Speaker 1: four dollars and the ship back in that day. Yeah, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: you're paying a hundred dollars. We were scragling. Yeah, you
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  Speaker 1: and that damn robot playing with each other. I had
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  Speaker 1: real friends, I had real people I had to play with.
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  Speaker 1: You got the robot. You're just gonna play with. You
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  Speaker 1: don't understand. You don't understand. We had our paying sagging
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  Speaker 1: around hand when we were coming through. You gotta way
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  Speaker 1: back below your thie. You don't know how good you've got.
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  Speaker 1: They don't know all the time plane and all our
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  Speaker 1: heads complain. We had to carry out phones back in
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  Speaker 1: the day. Now you ain't got it down. You only
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  Speaker 1: do the black your damn eyes. Y'all don't know what
• 1:23:13
  Speaker 1: it was like back then when we wanted to have
• 1:23:16
  Speaker 1: a booty, we had to have button implant. Yeah, he
• 1:23:19
  Speaker 1: was getting silicone it all times and stuff. Shot. Now,
• 1:23:23
  Speaker 1: all you gotta do is sit up here and imagine
• 1:23:25
  Speaker 1: an ash and people just looking at you, and you're
• 1:23:32
  Speaker 1: making them see what you want them to see. Millennials,
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  Speaker 1: I'm gonna tell you right now, I had no choice.
• 1:23:41
  Speaker 1: I had to be black. Now, you can sit up
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  Speaker 1: national any time you want. Now, when you come over
• 1:23:47
  Speaker 1: here your mess and when you want to be whatever's
• 1:23:49
  Speaker 1: safest for you, what hell with all the safest for you?
• 1:23:53
  Speaker 1: You just don't be that well, we had to go through.
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  Speaker 1: I had to wear glasses. You don't understand it. You've
• 1:24:03
  Speaker 1: got your whole wind prescribe alright, Steve, come on, close
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  Speaker 1: it out. These are one millennials say, y'all don't want
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  Speaker 1: to president no more. We had damn Donald Trump. That's
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  Speaker 1: all you gotta say. That's it, say it all right.
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  Speaker 1: Coming up at twenty after the hour, George Clooney tops
• 1:24:28
  Speaker 1: Forbes Highest Paid Actor List. We'll be back with more
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  Speaker 1: of the Steve Harvey Morning Show right after this. You're
• 1:24:39
  Speaker 1: listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show. George Clooney tops
• 1:24:44
  Speaker 1: Forbes list of highest paid actors this year with an
• 1:24:47
  Speaker 1: impressive two hundred and thirty nine million dollars. Okay, he
• 1:24:53
  Speaker 1: probably has cost Amigos Tequila to think in part the
• 1:24:57
  Speaker 1: alcohol brand that he found it back in two thousand
• 1:24:59
  Speaker 1: three teen. According to Forbes, the brand was brought um
• 1:25:03
  Speaker 1: was brought up front for seven hundred million dollars with
• 1:25:07
  Speaker 1: three hundred million of potential earnings over the next decade. Uh.
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  Speaker 1: Dwayne the Rock Johnson his Cluney's runner up because he
• 1:25:13
  Speaker 1: was number one. Dwayne Johnson was making the second spot
• 1:25:18
  Speaker 1: with a hundred and twenty four million. Yeah. He has
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  Speaker 1: his role yeah in in Jumanji Welcome to the Jungle.
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  Speaker 1: Thanks for that any day? Yeah, any day, You're right. Uh.
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  Speaker 1: Not to mention he has a massive following on social media.
• 1:25:33
  Speaker 1: That's about a hundred and thirteen million Dwayne Johnson has
• 1:25:36
  Speaker 1: on Instagram and thirteen million on Twitter, which helped him
• 1:25:39
  Speaker 1: nab a better contract. Uh. And of course, you know,
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  Speaker 1: social media has become the most critical element of marketing
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  Speaker 1: a movie for me, he shares. Others on the list
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  Speaker 1: include number three Robert Downey Junior one million dollars. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: you know with all the Samuel Uh, Chris Hemsworth sixty
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  Speaker 1: three and a half million, he's number four, Jackie Chan
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  Speaker 1: still in the top five forty five and a half
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  Speaker 1: million dollars, and uh will Smith coming in at number
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  Speaker 1: six with big Willie Style with forty two million. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: and where's Denzel? Where's Samuel L. Yeah, I'm mad at this.
• 1:26:18
  Speaker 1: I didn't see Samuel L. Denzel, Samuel Jackson's name not. Yeah,
• 1:26:22
  Speaker 1: that's Adam Sandler on the list. I'm like, well, sometimes y'all,
• 1:26:26
  Speaker 1: you know, these miss they're deceiving because Kevin is making
• 1:26:31
  Speaker 1: a lot of money in movies. Kevin, Yeah, you're on't
• 1:26:35
  Speaker 1: hear his name? Denzel always makes money in the movie
• 1:26:38
  Speaker 1: and no one has made more movies than Samuel L. Jackson. Yeah,
• 1:26:42
  Speaker 1: he was number one at one time. So now you know,
• 1:26:45
  Speaker 1: like you could run into a situation where like Denzel
• 1:26:48
  Speaker 1: just made one movie during the time of the survey
• 1:26:52
  Speaker 1: and then that's what they're gonna go with, or sam
• 1:26:55
  Speaker 1: every time I turn around, Sam working, So I don't
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  Speaker 1: I don't sometimes not really indicative of what's really really
• 1:27:03
  Speaker 1: going on, I don't think. And then the main things,
• 1:27:05
  Speaker 1: the main thing to all of this. They all got
• 1:27:08
  Speaker 1: keys to the city, So I mean, whatever they didn't make,
• 1:27:12
  Speaker 1: that's what you got out of it. That's what I
• 1:27:14
  Speaker 1: got out of it. Yeah, I got I got a
• 1:27:17
  Speaker 1: key to your city. That's what really. Oh, I'm gonna
• 1:27:21
  Speaker 1: look back through him and see. Yeah, we talked earlier
• 1:27:23
  Speaker 1: about jay Z and Beyonce getting a key to Columbia,
• 1:27:26
  Speaker 1: South Carolina by the mayor. And as you're still upset,
• 1:27:31
  Speaker 1: but you don't know that is Jay's hometown and he
• 1:27:34
  Speaker 1: hasn't gotten a key and Steve, Steve has gotten acculades,
• 1:27:38
  Speaker 1: accolades from the city and Keith and all of that. Yeah,
• 1:27:41
  Speaker 1: to Columbia, South Carolina. Yeah damn from there. Okay, all right,
• 1:27:47
  Speaker 1: but you don't have to let that go Jay, right,
• 1:27:49
  Speaker 1: you ain't tamn Sometimes I've heard that and pay good money. Alright, Well,
• 1:28:00
  Speaker 1: even right there, Jake, coming up, we'll have more of
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  Speaker 1: the Steve Harvey Morning Show right after this. You're listening
• 1:28:06
  Speaker 1: to the Steve Harvey Morning Show. Steve, this segment, we're
• 1:28:09
  Speaker 1: gonna ask you a few rapid fire questions. But before
• 1:28:12
  Speaker 1: we get that, yes, yes, yes, but before who am
• 1:28:15
  Speaker 1: I CEO or just Steve? You're just Steve babe, Steve.
• 1:28:19
  Speaker 1: All right, but before we get to that, we gotta
• 1:28:21
  Speaker 1: ask you, this is the president guilty of a crime.
• 1:28:24
  Speaker 1: Now the White House says absolutely not. Take a listen
• 1:28:28
  Speaker 1: to White House Press Secretary Sarah Sanders addressing reporters. He
• 1:28:32
  Speaker 1: did nothing wrong. There are no charges against him. Now,
• 1:28:37
  Speaker 1: I know every time they asked her something, she said
• 1:28:40
  Speaker 1: the same thing. She is she is. Yeah, she's breaking though.
• 1:28:46
  Speaker 1: You keep saying that she's not gonna lack. You keep
• 1:28:50
  Speaker 1: saying that, I don't think crack. Yet she see it.
• 1:28:54
  Speaker 1: She's not gonna last. You get a huffing and puffing
• 1:28:57
  Speaker 1: before every statement, Yeah cracked. Look, man, nobody can keep
• 1:29:02
  Speaker 1: doing that, just no one. And you know, I don't
• 1:29:05
  Speaker 1: think she's gonna do well doing he keeps doing it.
• 1:29:09
  Speaker 1: But but listen to me. She's saying he's done nothing wrong.
• 1:29:15
  Speaker 1: He there's no charges. We hold our president supposedly to
• 1:29:21
  Speaker 1: a higher settled state, as you all do, police officers.
• 1:29:25
  Speaker 1: You're supposed to You're supposed to hold pastors and y'all
• 1:29:29
  Speaker 1: whole celebrities to a higher degree of expectation. But the
• 1:29:35
  Speaker 1: moral aspect of this man is completely out of the window,
• 1:29:40
  Speaker 1: which goes against everything that the Conservative Party is supposed
• 1:29:46
  Speaker 1: to stand for. Well, now that you know they you
• 1:29:52
  Speaker 1: know the poor girl, the college student that was murdered
• 1:29:56
  Speaker 1: by the illegal immigrant. Okay, now Fox is making that
• 1:30:00
  Speaker 1: a case for we need strongler border controls. I'm gonna
• 1:30:03
  Speaker 1: care with that. I don't care, but listen to me.
• 1:30:05
  Speaker 1: You're making that the issue. But what their darting to
• 1:30:08
  Speaker 1: dig into is where he worked. Yeah, oh yeah, the
• 1:30:12
  Speaker 1: field and is owned by a leading conservative publican who
• 1:30:22
  Speaker 1: hires quite a few illegal immigrants so he can underpay
• 1:30:26
  Speaker 1: them and get higher profits. So ain't this the same
• 1:30:31
  Speaker 1: part of this trying to build a wall, But it's
• 1:30:33
  Speaker 1: creating an opportunity for people to come over here without
• 1:30:37
  Speaker 1: the one they make. That not the problem. The problem
• 1:30:40
  Speaker 1: is way from not what they did. That's what they're
• 1:30:42
  Speaker 1: focus on right now. Steve, you did mention president Uh
• 1:30:47
  Speaker 1: Fox and Fox, and I wanted to get this out.
• 1:30:50
  Speaker 1: The President was recently on Fox and Friends. He said
• 1:30:52
  Speaker 1: that he found out about the payments that Michael Cohen
• 1:30:55
  Speaker 1: made to Stormy Daniels. Uh. Later on and Uh, he
• 1:31:00
  Speaker 1: said that he gives himself an A plus so far
• 1:31:03
  Speaker 1: on his presidency. I just wanted to get that out
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  Speaker 1: who gave as he gave himself an A plus. Yes, yes,
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  Speaker 1: all right, So we're gonna leave that right there for now.
• 1:31:15
  Speaker 1: We have some questions we wanted to get to Steve.
• 1:31:17
  Speaker 1: We're gonna switch gears. Uh, Steve, what's something you feel
• 1:31:20
  Speaker 1: like you constantly constantly have to explain to people? Something
• 1:31:25
  Speaker 1: I constantly constantly have to explain to people. You want
• 1:31:29
  Speaker 1: you want truthful answer? Yes, we don't want you to lie.
• 1:31:33
  Speaker 1: A thing that I'm trying to get past is my
• 1:31:37
  Speaker 1: lifestyle to explaining that. I can't tell you how many times?
• 1:31:43
  Speaker 1: Why y'all do that? You know you could have gave
• 1:31:45
  Speaker 1: it to this. It's people over here that ain't got
• 1:31:47
  Speaker 1: nothing in y'all spending this money on that. I spent
• 1:31:50
  Speaker 1: a lot of time dealing with that. All right, Steve,
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  Speaker 1: coming up our last break of the day, closing remarks, Okay,
• 1:31:58
  Speaker 1: get ready people, right after you're listening to Steve show.
• 1:32:03
  Speaker 1: All right, here we are at the close of another day,
• 1:32:06
  Speaker 1: another week, Steve. A lot of things happening in Washington
• 1:32:10
  Speaker 1: with our president, A lot of things going on, uh
• 1:32:13
  Speaker 1: this entire week. Please, I hope this lets everyone know
• 1:32:16
  Speaker 1: that they have to register to vote. They have to
• 1:32:19
  Speaker 1: make it their business to get out to the polls
• 1:32:21
  Speaker 1: and vote in November for the mid terms because there's
• 1:32:24
  Speaker 1: so much going on in the world, and don't hire Cohen,
• 1:32:33
  Speaker 1: but Steve with with all of that going on, you always, um, well,
• 1:32:36
  Speaker 1: you got nothing to do with that. The White House
• 1:32:39
  Speaker 1: is like they're on the thing of their own. They
• 1:32:41
  Speaker 1: decided to uh normalize irregular behavior, and that when the
• 1:32:47
  Speaker 1: president is allowed to lie and and no, and the
• 1:32:51
  Speaker 1: base goes along with it, when he's allowed to be
• 1:32:54
  Speaker 1: dishonest and he could still be president. I mean, I
• 1:32:58
  Speaker 1: get it. I'm just and but wow, I didn't know
• 1:33:04
  Speaker 1: you could do that and be president. So I don't
• 1:33:07
  Speaker 1: really care what they do up there. I'm gonna mind
• 1:33:09
  Speaker 1: my damn business. I bet I don't care my ass
• 1:33:12
  Speaker 1: up there. So whatever, here's my clothes remarks today. I
• 1:33:18
  Speaker 1: want to I want I want to help everybody out
• 1:33:20
  Speaker 1: a little bit, because I think all of us are
• 1:33:22
  Speaker 1: guilty of this. I've allowed it to happen to me.
• 1:33:26
  Speaker 1: Stop allowing others to influence your day when clearly they're
• 1:33:30
  Speaker 1: not your friends. Stop allowing others to influence your day
• 1:33:36
  Speaker 1: when clearly they are not your friends. Do you know
• 1:33:39
  Speaker 1: that the majority of the times. Man, when someone brings
• 1:33:44
  Speaker 1: you some bad news, they're not really your friend. If
• 1:33:48
  Speaker 1: somebody always got something negative they need for you to hear,
• 1:33:52
  Speaker 1: that's not really your friend. If every time you look
• 1:33:58
  Speaker 1: around you get in the jam, they no where to
• 1:34:00
  Speaker 1: be found, that's not really your friend. So I'm saying
• 1:34:07
  Speaker 1: that to tell you this. We don't lose friends. We
• 1:34:12
  Speaker 1: just learned who are real ones are? Do you understand me?
• 1:34:19
  Speaker 1: You don't lose friends. I can't tell you how many
• 1:34:21
  Speaker 1: friends out and lost. Now, you didn't lose friends. You
• 1:34:24
  Speaker 1: just learn who they really were. We don't lose friends.
• 1:34:28
  Speaker 1: We just learned who are real ones are? You know, brothers.
• 1:34:34
  Speaker 1: Your brother is born to you, Your sister is born
• 1:34:37
  Speaker 1: to you, your cousin is born to you. It's all
• 1:34:41
  Speaker 1: because we are family. You don't get to pick your family.
• 1:34:46
  Speaker 1: You choose your friends. You don't get to pick your family,
• 1:34:52
  Speaker 1: but you do get to choose your friends. So let
• 1:34:55
  Speaker 1: me put it to you this way. Brothers are born
• 1:34:59
  Speaker 1: by birth. Friends are born through adversity. Once again, your
• 1:35:06
  Speaker 1: brother is born by birth. Your friends are born through adversity.
• 1:35:12
  Speaker 1: You find out who your friends are in adversity. You
• 1:35:16
  Speaker 1: do not know your friends when the sun is shine.
• 1:35:20
  Speaker 1: You don't really get to know your friends when everything's
• 1:35:23
  Speaker 1: going right. You don't really get to know who your
• 1:35:26
  Speaker 1: friends are going down the hill. But Lord, have mercy,
• 1:35:30
  Speaker 1: Let something go wrong, let something tragic happen. Have to
• 1:35:34
  Speaker 1: go up the rough side of the mountain and set
• 1:35:36
  Speaker 1: it down on the other side. You find out real
• 1:35:39
  Speaker 1: quick who they are, so quick, quick, quick quick being
• 1:35:45
  Speaker 1: dismayed quickly. Stop feeling disparaged. Stop feeling depression because you
• 1:35:52
  Speaker 1: think you have lost a friend. You didn't lose no friend.
• 1:35:56
  Speaker 1: You just found out who the real ones really are.
• 1:36:00
  Speaker 1: The person that ain't your friend was probably not your
• 1:36:03
  Speaker 1: friend a long time ago. You just didn't get the memo.
• 1:36:08
  Speaker 1: That's all it is. Stop letting people influence your day
• 1:36:12
  Speaker 1: when clearly they're not your friends. Let them haters hate.
• 1:36:16
  Speaker 1: They have no effect on you. They didn't make you.
• 1:36:18
  Speaker 1: You belne to God. They didn't make you. They can't
• 1:36:21
  Speaker 1: bless you that. You know. The thing about the hater
• 1:36:24
  Speaker 1: is they can't bless you. God passes out blessings and
• 1:36:29
  Speaker 1: usually when haters come along after God didn't bless you.
• 1:36:32
  Speaker 1: Have you ever noticed that not one hater can stop
• 1:36:35
  Speaker 1: now blessing God has ever given you. You just have
• 1:36:39
  Speaker 1: to be remindful of that sometime. Let him hate, don't
• 1:36:44
  Speaker 1: let him influence your day. They clues clearly not your friends.
• 1:36:47
  Speaker 1: And remember this, we don't lose friends. We just learned
• 1:36:50
  Speaker 1: who are real ones? Are? Those are my closing marks?
• 1:36:54
  Speaker 1: Drop it drop ith a float? Well, today you can
• 1:37:04
  Speaker 1: finally say it's Steve what you've been saying every day?
• 1:37:08
  Speaker 1: Is it time right now? Yes? I ain't heard Crystal
• 1:37:12
  Speaker 1: saying nothing. That's what I thought? You box something? Yeah?
• 1:37:17
  Speaker 1: Are you trying to be deep? I thought somebody I'm
• 1:37:28
  Speaker 1: a I'm a spoon. I'm not a pot. I stir
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  Speaker 1: stuff up? What year? Yeah? Are we doing deep stuff?
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• 1:37:45
  Speaker 1: you might be yellow, but you show ain't no banana.
• 1:37:57
  Speaker 1: He might be yellow. Yeah, we got another one. He's
• 1:38:08
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