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Rose Pricks: A Bachelor Roast
Stefanie Wilder Taylor (For Crying Out Loud, Bored AF) and Cecily Knobler relentlessly mock the crazy kids of The Bachelor, The Bachelorette, and Bachelor in Paradise. We snark because we love. Find our bonus episodes and full archives at http://patreon.com/rosepricks
Episodes
- Rose Pricks: A Bachelor Roast
Bachelorette Jenn: Even More Gross News About Devin
We brought you the bad news regardding the restraining orders that came out about Devin his response may even be worse. Plus, trigger warning because we read…
- Rose Pricks: A Bachelor Roast
Golden Bachelorette: E1 Part 2: Let's Mingle
This is part 2 of a two parter! The 24 men hang in the mansh and vie for that first impression rose. Who will make it past the first episode? Plus, we make our…
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Golden Bachelorette: E1 Part 1: Out of the Limos
This is part 1 of a two parter! It's what we've all been waiting for and it's finally here! The Golden Bachelorette featuring our queen, Joan. Let's meet the…
- Rose Pricks: A Bachelor Roast
Bachelorette Jen: Bad News About Devin
Reality Steve broke some news about Devin's not so distant past and we knew we needed to break it down immediately!
- Rose Pricks: A Bachelor Roast
Secret Lives of Mormon Wives: S1 E2: Baby Showers and Probation
Taylor's on probation and also 8 months pregnant. Whitney is a beyotch in a bad sweater, Jen is the second cousin by marriage of Ben Affleck and a possible…
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90 Day the Other Way: S6 E12: Comfortable in Misery
On this week's 90 Day the Other Way, Shekinah maaaay forgive Sarpur. Oh who are we kidding, of course she will. Josh is apparently VERY into Lilly's body but…
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RHOC: S18 E10: Who Ate My Biscuits?
We're still at Dawn Ranch for Heather's event. Shannon is VERY upset about Johnny J, Katie look's for an in to state her case to Heather, Gina is blindsides…
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Secret Lives of Mormon Wives: S1 E1: Welcome to the Soft Swing
Meet the women of the TikTok account MomTok: They're young, they're Mormon, they all have the same hair and they like to share! What could go wrong? Hopefully…
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90 Day the Other Way: S6 E11: Put a Baby in Me!
Statler continues to be insufferable, Tata asks James the tough question, Shekinah isn't going to put up with Sarpur's bad behavior (jk jk jk - she is!)…
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RHOC: S18 E9: Just Settle!
Heather takes the ladies by private jet to Sonoma for a fashion show/wine tasting to benefit Family Equality, Shannon bought Johnny J some Ferragamo shoes and…
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90 Day Fiance the Other Way: S6 E10: Vanilla Iceland
On this week's episode of 90 Day the Other Way, Dempsey and Statler continue to bicker and yes, we've chosen sides, Josh is afraid of flashing lights but Lilly…
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Bachelorette Jenn: S21 E10: Finale Part 2
It's basically the ATFR and Marcus is on the couch then Jenn then Devin and did we mention...F DEVIN?
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Bachelorette Jenn: S21 E10: Finale Part 1
Well, it's not the ending anyone was hoping for and we didn't see it coming but we are breaking it all down for you and processing our feelings in a vulnerable…
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RHOC: S18 E8: A Hum and a Blow
In an hour long commercial for Traitors, we get more backstory on Katie despite the fact that she's still obsessed with Heather, Shannon gets a breathalyzer…
- Rose Pricks: A Bachelor Roast
90 Day the Other Way: S6 E9: Nomad...Hope We Don't GO Mad
Shawn and his dream Milf, Joanne, finally are reunited in Ireland, Corona meets Inge's parents and all is not well with Shekinah and Sarpur (but is it ever…
- Rose Pricks: A Bachelor Roast
Bachelorette Jenn: S21 E9: Men Tell All: Sam is Sorry
It's the Men Tell All episode with just as much yelling as always and the guys' reaction to Sam M, but first, Devin wants answers! Will he get them?
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RHOC: S18 E7: Ring Cam Gone Wrong
It's Big Bear Vs. La Quinta still. Gina and Emily get in a fight on a pickle ball court, Alexis cries in bed over something that's none of her business, and…
- Rose Pricks: A Bachelor Roast
Bachelorette Jenn: S21 E8: Fantasy Suites - 2 Out of 3 Ain't Bad
It's Fantasy Suite week and Devin's in love with Jenn, Jenn's in love with Marcus, Marcus is not in love with anyone and Jonathan is confusing us. Part 2 will…
- Rose Pricks: A Bachelor Roast
90 Day the Other Way: S6 E8: Statler Loves Tatas
In an episode mercilessly free of Shekinah and Sarpur, we check in on James and Tata and it's not going well, Josh and Lilly and Statler and Dempsey plus…
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Bachelorette Jenn: S21 E7: Walls, Balls, it's Hometowns!
You know the drill it's time to meet the families. Jenn has to answer some hard hitting questions like: "But are you into the other guys?" and "What about the…
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RHOC: S18 E6: Ladies of LaC*unta
Half the ladies go to Elizabeth Vargas's (not THAT Elizabeth Vargas) 9 million dollar house and the other half go to Big Bear where Tamra's got a leaky roof…
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90 Day the Other Way: S6 E7: I Love a MILF
Statler and Dempsey get their van and Statler...well...doesn't hate it is the best she can do. Also, we have a brand new couple and Stef and Cec are split on…
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Bachelorette Jenn: S21 E6: Damn Sam
It's time for find out who is going to hometowns and it's not what we expected. But first, it's a long commercial for the movie Wicked and a few 101's (you'll…
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RHOC: S18 E5: Sexy Lexi
Episode 5 brings us more about did Heather or didn't Heather call the paps on herself plus Shane and Emily celebrate their 15 year wedding anniversary and a…
- Rose Pricks: A Bachelor Roast
90 Day the Other Way: S6 E6: What's With Statler?
Statler finally makes it to England to meet up with Dempsey but SHE'S NOT HAPPY ABOUT IT while James has just now realized that selling banana chips may not…
- Rose Pricks: A Bachelor Roast
Bachelorette Jenn: S21 E5: Matt Attack
Jenn's ex is back and none of the guys are having any of it! Will she let him complete or send him home (ON HIS OWN DIME)? Plus, a one on one with Jonathan, a…
- Rose Pricks: A Bachelor Roast
RHOC: S18 E4: Dos Amigos
New girl Katie is trying to stage a strange takedown of Heather which we all know will not go well. Meanwhile the Tres Amigos are down to two and then we're…
- Rose Pricks: A Bachelor Roast
90 Day the Other Way: S6 E5: Corona's Family Was Right
It's episode 5 and Corona's made it to Iceland (although she doesn't get the reception she was hoping for), James makes it to Indonesia and Shekinah confronts…
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Bachelorette Jenn: S21 E4: The Ick Heard Around the World
This may be Cecily's favorite episode ever so get ready! Sam M is a sociopath, Sam N is way too intense. So many Sams! Plus, Devin gets a one on one and we're…
- Rose Pricks: A Bachelor Roast
RHOC: S18 E3: Everyone's a Ding Dong
Gina's still mad at Jennifer for not paying her rent, Shannon is mad at Alexis for stealing her man, gym and dog, and we're mad at Shane because he's awful…
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90 Day Fiance the Other Way: S6 E4: Jo Jo Loves Ta Ta
Josh finally makes it to China to see the mansion that bankrupted Lilly and plan for a wedding he didn't ask for, James apparently told his parents he's moving…
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Bachelorette Jenn: S21 E3: This One's Dirty
In today's episode, Spencer gets a 1 on 1, the group date guys have to strip for us and the second group date has to learn to drive a stick shift. Plus…
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RHOC: S18 E2: #PromisedRing
We are totally into this new season of RHOC! We first catch you up with what happened on episode 1 then we dive down deep on episode 2. We get all up into…
- Rose Pricks: A Bachelor Roast
90 Day the Other Way: S6 E3: Talking to Cars
On today's episode: Rizzoli and Isles are not on the same page, Corona and Inge have different goals, Josh's Uber driver tells him to get a job and Shekinah…
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Bachelorette Jenn: S21 E2: Just Let Me Tick, Bro!
It's time to head to Australia where the real drama can begin, the villian (s) can emerge and Jenn can find her BEST FRIEND! Make sure to check out Tropical…
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Guest Reality Steve on Jenn's Season
Our friend Reality Steve joins us to not only give his thoughts on this year's Bachelorette season, but also shed some light past season controversy. Plus, to…
- Rose Pricks: A Bachelor Roast
90 Day the Other Way: S6 E2: Perfect Day for Banana Chip
In this week's episode, we meet a new couple Rizzoli and Isles who fight crime but also plan to live VAN LIFE! Cecily thinks they're made for each other and…
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Bachelorette Jenn: S21 E1: 25 year old Love Virgin
Bachelorette Jenn's season is off to a great start if you like cute, accomplished but probably toxic men! From a guy who's never had a relationship but is…
- Rose Pricks: A Bachelor Roast
90 Day the Other Way: S6 E1: Shekinah Vagina
It's the 6th season premiere of 90 Day the Other Way and these couples do not disappoint! We are introduced to a whole lotta crazy but with people to root for…
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Interview with Dave Neal Part 2
In part 2 of our epic interview, Dave goes deep into the whole Clayton fake pregnancy scandal. There is so much here that you probably don't know! Plus, is the…
- Rose Pricks: A Bachelor Roast
Interview with Dave Neal Part 1
Cecily and Stefanie do a deeeeeep dive on all things Bachelor with Dave Neal of The Rush Hour with Dave Neal. In part one we talk about the new Bachelorette…
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Love in Paradise: S4 E10: Goodbye Kyle!
It's the finale and things are not going well with a few of our couples. Despite Kyle's beautiful eyes, it seems he may be destined to spread his seed around…
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Bachelorette Jenn: Cast Roast 3: Pretty in Purple
Join us for Part Three of the roast of the guys in the the upcoming season of The Bachelorette. We have some early frontrunner picks, and a few men we're just…
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Love in Paradise: S4 E9: Don't Break Up on a Boat
Boats prove to be a bit cramped for getting out of a relationship smoothly plus Kyle is reeeeally attached to sperm donations. Will his beautiful brown eyes…
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Bachelorette Jenn: Cast Roast 2
If y'all thought the FIRST cast roast had a crop of interesting dudes for our girl Jenn, wait till you get a load of THESE guys. As always, Stef and Cec give…
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Love in Paradise: S4 E8: Dr. Phil Reads Kyle
Madface gets exposed, Kyle seems to understand Ani's cycle better than she does, Adriano still wants a threesome and Jackie tries her hardest to cause a rift…
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Bachelorette Jenn: Cast Roast 1: He's Got Steve Buscemi Eyes
It's almost time for the Bachelorette to begin again but before it does, Cecily and Stefanie must roast the men competing to "find their missing piece", "show…
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Love in Paradise: S4 E7: Consent to Cuddle?
Madface and Luke go salsa dancing at a biker bar then glamping but the prenup tension still looms. Aaliyah and Shawn take a romantic jungle cruise but bring…
- Rose Pricks: A Bachelor Roast
The Valley: S1 E12: Dammit Janet
It's the finale of The Valley and it's time for the grand opening of Brittany's! At least that's what it should be called according to Zack and we agree! Will…
- Rose Pricks: A Bachelor Roast
Love in Paradise: S4 E5&6: You Need Jesus
In these next two episodes of Love in Paradise, Luke wants Madface to sign a prenup and she wants the biggest wedding EVER! Adriano wants a woman to cook for…
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The Valley: S1 E11: I Hate That For You
It's Janet's basic baby shower and all the ladies are excited. Meanwhile the men folk drink like crazy while out on boats, you know, like men do! Michelle and…
- Rose Pricks: A Bachelor Roast
Vanderpump Rules: S11 E18: Reunion Part 3: Lala Unloads
In this packed final reunion episode, Lala's jealously is on full display, Scheana people pleases Lala and our love for Ariana is set in stone. Plus, Katie is…
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Guests Ann and Amanda We Signed an NDA Pod
Buckle up y'all! Ann Maddox (the true star of Vanderpump Rules) and the amazing Amanda Lifford (formally of The Vialll Files) join us for a heart to heart…
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90 Day Love in Paradise: S4 E3&4: Sperm Whale
In this episode 3 & 4 mashup, we learn that Kyle is determined to keep on selliing sperm, Adriano is determined to keep on selling the idea that threesomes are…
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The Valley: S1 E10: Babymoon From Hell
It's day 2 of Janet's babymoon and all hell is breaking loose. Jax confronts Michelle, Michelle tells Jesse, Jesse...doesn't really care. Jax is loving and…
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Vanderpump Rules: S11 E17: Reunion Part 2
The gang is back together for the second part of the reunion and Lala is hella steamed about #MomSh*t! Plus, Jo comes out to announce she's engaged to Aaron…
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The Valley: S1 E9: Baby Gloom
We finally caved and decided to recap The Valley and thank the lord we did because this show is spectacular. Okay that is probably overstating it but it's not…
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Vanderpump Rules: S11 E16: Reunion Part 1
It's time for part 1 of the reunion and it doesn't disappoint. Sandoval is in his Chico's best green blazer and sulking, Lala is in lilac nails and clapping…
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Vanderpump Rules: S11 E15: Caught on a Hot Tin Mic
It's the finale and we go out with a bang (kind of?) in San Francisco. James cries happy tears, Jo storms out, Lala says Ariana's not God and Schaena does the…
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90 Day Love in Paradise: S4 Sperm Donors and Threesomes
We recap/discuss the insanity that is the first 2 episodes of 90 Day Fiance Love in Paradise Season 4. Just when we thought we'd met the worst person ever on a…