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Rose Pricks: A Bachelor Roast
Stefanie Wilder Taylor (For Crying Out Loud, Bored AF) and Cecily Knobler relentlessly mock the crazy kids of The Bachelor, The Bachelorette, and Bachelor in Paradise. We snark because we love. Find our bonus episodes and full archives at http://patreon.com/rosepricks
Episodes
- Rose Pricks: A Bachelor Roast
Bachelorette Charity: S20 E7: Sex Week
It's time for the Fantasy Suites! Find out exactly how many chances Xavier gets to explain his past, see if Joey can get past Uncle Joe's opinion and see if…
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And Just Like That: S2 E5: Penis Pumps and Rolling Papers
The writer's room of And Just Like That has finally confirmed their median age...and it's 80! Che and Miranda continue to fight, Carrie crashes into a cyclist…
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Bachelorette Charity: S20 E6: Uncle Joe Needs to Calm Down
It's the episode that precedes Sex Week, it's Hometowns! We find out some stuff: Xavier can definitely knit; Dotun's mom is critical and are left with a…
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And Just Like That: S2 E4: All That Jizz
Harry has dust balls, Che tries to force a problematic threesome, Carrie feels old, there are some dick pics, and it only gets worse from there!
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Bachelorette Charity: S20 E5: Gators Gone Wild
Can we only be on episode 5 and already whittling down to hometowns? Yes! But first we get into a lot of drama! OR we just have a few one on ones and a group…
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And Just Like That: S2 E3: Got MILFs?
The fact that this show has a second season is mind boggling, but here we are! Carrie fakes (or DOES she) Covid, Che is a nightmare, Miranda is going insane…
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Bachelorette Charity: S20 E4: Big Foot Sighting!
Dotun gets a One on One, Charity takes the guys out to the forest to forage for snacks and Xavier gets the second one on one. Who will survive? Who will go…
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And Just Like That: S2 E2: The Vagina Monologues
As if season two couldn't get worse, now Tony Danza is involved. Carrie really doesn't know how to podcast. Miranda forgot how to be Miranda in Che's orbit and…
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The Bachelorette Charity: S20 E3: Warwick Needs a Nap
Helicopter rides, possibly problematic mascots, hotel bed jumping, bad singing...it's all happening on episode three of the Bachelorette!
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And Just Like That: S2 E1: Che's BACK!
Cec and Stef break down the nightmare that is Ep One of And Just Like That. Carrie, Miranda, Charlotte, BUT NOT SAMANTHA are back to their old tricks and then…
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The Bachelorette Charity: S20 E2: Wait...Is It Spring Break?
Adrian and Brayden face off for what will prove to be the biggest drama ever to unfold on The Bachelorette: SpringBreakGate! Or it's just another episode of…
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The Bachelorette Charity: S 20 E 1: #TooManyCalebs
Charity is our Bachelorette so let's get excited! We meet scientists and doctors and men who wear helmuts underwater and more doctors! Plus, the real love of…
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Bachelorette Charity: Cast Roast 3: Saved the Best for Last
Stef and Cec continue their snap judgements of the men of Charity's 20th Bachelorette season. Spoiler: they find both their favorite and LEAST favorite guys of…
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The Curious Case of Natalia Grace: Part 1: She's Got Pubes!
Stef and Cec begin breaking down the BIZARRE documentary "The Curious Case of Natalia Grace." Brace yourselves for the most insane rollercoaster of docs, as we…
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Bachelorette Charity: Cast Roast 1: Battle of the Interns
It's finally here...Charity's season! And so the CAST ROASTS begin. We have already got some favorites and least favorties. (Man, we miss Meatball!) Plus, our…
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Pump Rules: S10 E18: Reunion 3: Go F Yourself With a Cheese Grater
It's the third reunion special and things are getting spicy. Raquel is in the hot seat and Ariana is ready to throw down. You will enjoy some soon to be…
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Love is Blind: S4 E 12&13: Robot with a Perm
Finally, we get to the finale plus the VERY LONG reunion where we can hear Stefanie laughing in the audience. (She was there!) Which couples stay together?…
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Pump Rules: S10 E17: Reunion 2: Sandoval's Blowing It
On the second reunion episode, James and Tom argue about who is the bigger alcoholic, Raquel is questioned on her timeline and Cecily and Stefanie weigh in on…
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Love is Blind: S4 E 10&11
From wedding dress shopping (we love Bliss's mom) to our second season break-up, these two episodes cover a lot of ground. We don't know a lot but we do know…
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Pump Rules: S10 E16: Reunion 1 w/Meredith Lynch
Sandoval and his mustache are visibly nervous as number one guy James and his crew are coming for them. We are thrilled to have our special guest Meredith…
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Love Is Blind: S 4 E 8&9 Amber Enters the Chat, JK
In this action packed episode (possibly because we crammed two episodes into one), we meet a lot of parents, Kwame and Chelsea have some problems…
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Pump Rules: S10 E15: Scandoval
It's the real finale, the one where everything goes sideways. Sandoval blames Ariana for his cheating, James crank calls Raquel and no one, we mean NO ONE…
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Love is Blind: S4 E7: Meet the Parents
It's the episode that comes after 6 but before 8 and it's full of such gems as Bliss wants to meet Oprah and Zack prefers pineapple to mango but also a…
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Pump Rules: S10 E14: The "C" Word
It was supposed to be the finale but it ain't the finale so hang on to your Pumptinis because this episode is explosive. Raquel attempts to get Ariana to break…
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Love is Blind: S4 E6: Paul Patrol
Zack meets Bliss, Micah confronts Irina, Chelsea confronts Kwame on whether he will be up to her cleanliness standards.Our Patreon this week is all about…
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Pump Rules: S10 E13: Stupid Demon
The group goes Glamping, Lala introduces us to the concept of robes, everyone goes to the product launch of Heartsong because we all need more facial toners…
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Love is Blind: S4 E5: Everyone Hates Zack
Chelsea confronts Kwame about his conversation with Micah, Zack and Irina have a come to Jesus, Zack admits his feelings for Bliss and Irina admits her…
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Pump Rules: S10 E12: Here's Rum in Your Eye
Ronnie Karam and Ben Mandelker, the hilarious hosts of Watch What Crappens join Stefanie and Cecily to break down this episode of Pump Rules. Topics of…
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Love is Blind: S4 E4: Irina Gets the Ick
The couples head to Mexico where trouble starts brewing. Micah flirts with Kwame, Kwame flirts with Micah, Irina flirts with Paul, Paul flirts with Irina and…
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Pump Rules: S10 E11: Waddup, Mistress?
Oooh, so much happens in this episode and Stef and Cec have a bunch of theories. Plus, Cec spills some tea regarding Raquel and Tom. Are people on to Sandoval…
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Love is Blind: S4 E3: Kwame Wants the Real Thing
Micah meets Paul, Jackie meets Marshall (Bliss gets her little heart broken), and Kwame and Zack show off their "singing" skills. Join us! And for real, these…
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Pump Rules: S 10 E 10: Dickconbobulated
Cecily and Stefanie are appalled and delighted at the insanity in this week's episode and you will be too. Sheana insists she is NOT a Bridezilla y'all even…
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Love is Blind: S4 E2: Choose Bliss
It's Josh Vs Marshall for Jackie's heart. Who will win? Plus, will Paul choose Micah or Amber? Things are definitely heating up, including the chemicals for…
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He's Here For the Right Reasons: Tino Franco
Cecily and Stefanie welcome Tino Franco to the show and we go deep! It's not secret that both Stefanie and Cecily were #TeamTino the whole way through to the…
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Pump Rules: S10 E9: Schwartz is In Pest Mode
Cecily is coming in hot because she is not happy with Raquel while Stefanie thinks cheating with your friend's long term partner is fine. Kidding! Also…
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Love is Blind: S4 E1: Pod People
Cecily and Stefanie dive headfirst into Love is Blind season 4. Will Cecily think Paul looks like a 70's porn sketch? Spoiler alert: yes! Find out who we loved…
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Vanderpump: S10 E8: Man Buns and Lobster Corn Dogs
Sheana is getting married but first has a surprise tea party, Raquel flirts with Schwartz and James gets drunk and tries to start a fight. Join us!
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Bachelor Zach: Ep 11: The Final Shower
It's the episode we've all been waiting for the one full of drama and twists and pathos. We're kidding, it's just Zach. Find out who he picks! Find out who he…
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Pump Rules: S 10 Ep 7: Don't Get Nervous When It's Time to get Serviced
It's our second ever recap of Vanderpump Rules and it's action packed. Cecily is really team Raquel for some reason even though Stef tries to talk sense into…
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Bachelor Zach: Ep 10: NO SEX FOR YOU
It's Fantasy Suites night but Zach might ruin everything by opening his big mouth. Can you tell that we have feelings about how things went down this week? At…
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Vanderpump Rules: S10 Ep6: What Doesn't Kill Me Better Run
Cecily (long time Vanderpump fan) and Stefanie (newbie with an attitude) break down the latest episode of Vanderpump Rules including the insane drama…
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Bachelor Zach: Episode 8: Hometown Snooze
Zach visits all his final four's hometowns where he tries maple syrup, eats gefilte fish, meets Charity's hot brother and builds a bookshelf. But is anyone…
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Stolen Youth: Episode 3
In part 3 of Stolen Youth (Stefanie's favorite episode of the doc), we watch the unraveling of Larry's cult and the loosening of his hold on the victims plus…
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Bachelor Zach: Episode 7: The Crying Game
Zach and the women head to Budapest which is obviously the most romantic place on the planet and the perfect spot to fall in love! But not for 3 out of 7 of…
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Stolen Youth: Episode 2
In part 2 of the documentary Stolen Youth (which Stefanie feels should be called Stolen Innocence), we delve deeper into the craziness that is Larry Ray who…
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Bachelor Zach: Episode 6: Estonia is For Lovers
It's Estonia week and yes we needed to Google where Estonia is but don't worry about that. Zach has a one on one with Charity and a one on one with Ariel but…
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Bachelor Zach: Episode 5: Covid Hits London Town
Zach and the women go to London where Gabi gets a one on one and Zach gets Covid. Many many many women cry and there is a surprise exit. Just kidding, it's no…
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Love is Blind: After the Altar with Bad TV
Stefanie went on the podcast Bad TV with her friends Patrick Hickey and Dylan Wrenn to discuss Love is Blind: After the Alter. The consensus is there are no…
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Bachelor Zach: Episode 4: Bahama Drama
Zach is more intentional than ever this week (just kidding) as he squashes drama (not really) in the Bahamas while looking for his best friend. Shoot outs and…
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Reality Steve (No Spoilers)
Reality Steve is our guest today for a fun bonus episode! We ask his opinion on Arie's season, Jason Mesnick's season, Chris Harrison's podcast, whether or not…
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Bachelor Zach: Episode 3: Wedding Pants
Zach continues to underwhelm Stefanie although he's starting to grow on Cecily a bit. But the big news is that Mandrell's villian arc hits its peak although…
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Bachelor Zach: Episode 2: Bad Bitch Energy
I'm not sure if you are all aware but Brianna received America's Rose. If you didn't know that before you will know it by the end of today's episode. The…
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Bachelor Zach: Ep 1: Nurse Alert
Bachelor Zach is here to find his new (or first) best friend! Is she among these 30 nurses...I mean ladies? Find out now or at least let's meet everyone and…
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Cast Roast: Part 3
Cecily and Stefanie break down another 8 of Zach's women based solely on their Instagram presence and cheesy cast bios. Join us and follow along on the ABC…
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Bachelor: Cast Roast: Part 1
Stef and Cec go over the first 10 women who were hand chosen for Zach. There are a lot of nurses. Nuff said. Part 2 will be on Patreon tomorrow and Part 3 will…
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Love Is Blind: Finale & Reunion
Cecily finished the finale and reunion and she has a lot of thoughts. It's been a true roller coaster ride with Cole, Matt and Barstool. Whose side will you be…