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Worst Possible Timeline

Worst Possible Productions & Sound Talent Media · en · 287 episodes

THIS IS THE WORST POSSIBLE TIMELINE. Your hosts Pat Kindlon and Eric Wilson look at the twitter timeline once a week and comment on the state of the world, getting you up to date on current events. Politicians, gamers, trolls, YouTube commenters are all in the crosshairs. Dive in.

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  EP. 357 PROVINCIAL MINDS

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  Aug 20, 2026·1h 53m
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  EP. 356 ROGUES GALLERY

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  Aug 8, 2026·1h 23m
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  EP. 355 HEAT IS A BORING MOVIE

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  Jul 18, 2026·1h 59m
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  EP. 354 LOCK IN A SOCK

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  Jul 9, 2026·1h 21m
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  EP. 353 THIS IS NOT A FINANCIAL ADVICE PODCAST

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  Jun 19, 2026·1h 51m
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  EP. 352 READY TO CHOP WOOD

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  Jun 5, 2026·1h 43m
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  EP. 351 DUSTY ROADES

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  May 23, 2026·1h 49m
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  EP. 350 VERY DISRESPECTFUL

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  May 9, 2026·1h 23m
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  EP. 349 BABY CAN'T CHEW IT

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  Apr 23, 2026·1h 19m
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  EP. 348 WORLD OF TOADVINES

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  Apr 16, 2026·1h 14m
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  EP. 347 FACEBOOK DIVORCEE

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  Mar 30, 2026·1h 7m
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  EP. 346 A RESOLUTE UNPLEASANTNESS

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  Mar 18, 2026·1h 21m
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  EP. 345 BARN PARTIES

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  Mar 3, 2026·1h 9m
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  EP. 344 I DON'T FIND THIS WORKABLE

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  Feb 14, 2026·1h 30m
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  EP. 343 CATNIP FOR SCHIZOS

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  Feb 5, 2026·1h 9m
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  EP. 342 BRANDING 101

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  Jan 28, 2026·1h 8m
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  Ep. 341 ONE BATTLETOAD AFTER ANOTHER

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  Jan 17, 2026·1h 36m
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  QUICK HIT 001: GOLDEN GLOBES '26 FILM TWITTER

  2 IDIOTS RESPOND TO OTHER IDIOTS TALKIN' 'BOUT MOVIES WWW.PATREON.COM/WORSTPOSSIBLETIMELINE Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

  Jan 13, 2026·37m
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  EP. 340 DEFINITELY WORTH EIGHT DOLLARS

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  Jan 9, 2026·1h 19m
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  FREE PATREON🎁 BONUS EP 149 KEN BURNS: ZODIAC

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  Dec 31, 2025·1h 17m
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  EP. 339 REMEMBER LIST 2025: BUILT FOR THE BIT

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  Dec 25, 2025·1h 38m
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  Ep. 338 THE FUTURE IS SLOP

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  Dec 6, 2025·1h 9m
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  EP. 337 GAS STATION BATHROOM FLOOR

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  Nov 26, 2025·1h 27m
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  EP. 336 PAGING SARAH CONNOR

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  Nov 19, 2025·1h 28m
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  EP. 335 REJECT NOSTALGIA

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  Nov 5, 2025·1h 35m
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  EP. 334 RAISON CANES D'ETRE

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  Oct 27, 2025·1h 18m
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  EP. 333 VEGETATION DIETY

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  Oct 18, 2025·1h 28m
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  EP. 332 DOUBLE FAILURE WITH SAUCE ON IT

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  Oct 10, 2025·1h 8m
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  EP. 331 IN THE HEAT OF IT

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  Sep 25, 2025·1h 8m
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  EP. 330 SIMPLE OPPOSITES

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  Aug 25, 2025·1h 17m
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  EP. 329 SUMMER SLUMP: STOMP, CLAP, BREAKFAST, EPSTEIN

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  Aug 9, 2025·2h 3m
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  EP. 328 EPSTEIN'S RAZOR

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  Jul 23, 2025·1h 34m
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  EP. 327 OPPOSING MAGNETS

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  Jul 13, 2025·1h 7m
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  EP. 325 MUMMIFIED IN PHILLY

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  Jul 4, 2025·1h 29m
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  EP. 324 PRE-DIABETIC IN EUROPE

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  Jun 26, 2025·1h 16m
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  EP. 323 Star

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  May 29, 2025·1h 20m
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  EP. 322 CEDE CONTROL TO MOTHERBRAIN

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  May 5, 2025·1h 33m
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  EP. 321 BOWLING ON MONDAYS

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  Apr 24, 2025·1h 33m
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  WPT CLASSICS 001: YOUTUBE CONSPIRACY THEORY THEATER 2018

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  Apr 10, 2025·1h 3m
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  EP. 320 SPACE WITCH

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  Mar 25, 2025·1h 20m
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  EP. 319 FLY AWAY MONEY ANGELS

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  Mar 18, 2025·1h 52m
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  🚨🎁🔓FREE BONUS EP. 001 LINK SPIRALS

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  Mar 8, 2025·1h 16m
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  EP. 318 MYSTIC RHYTHMS

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  Mar 3, 2025·1h 22m
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  EP. 317 ROADKILL CAPITAL

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  Feb 22, 2025·1h 21m
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  EP. 316 HACK REALITY

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  Feb 14, 2025·1h 20m
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  EP. 315 FREE DIRT

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  Jan 30, 2025·1h 3m
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  EP. 314 PROPOSITION PAT

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  Jan 22, 2025·1h 39m
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  EP. 313 PASS THE WORM

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  Jan 15, 2025·1h 29m
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  EP. 312 THE REMEMBER-SODE 2024

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  Jan 4, 2025·1h 49m
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  EP. 311 REASONABLE GUY TAKES

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  Dec 21, 2024·1h 47m
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  EP. 310 IT'S THE OTHER WAY

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  Dec 12, 2024·1h 13m
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  EP. 309 INSANE PERSON HOUR

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  Dec 4, 2024·1h 35m
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  EP 308 THREE DOLLAR HOTELS

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  Nov 23, 2024·1h 26m
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  EP. 307 EQUAL WEIGHT

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  Nov 14, 2024·1h 46m
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  EP. 306 OVERSELLING

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  Nov 3, 2024·1h 20m
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  EP. 305 THE BOGDANOVICH PRINCIPLE

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  Oct 24, 2024·1h 1m
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  EP. 304 THRICE I HAD BERRIES

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  Oct 10, 2024·1h 35m
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  EP. 303 EATING PEACHES IN THE GROCERY STORE BY YOURSELF

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  Sep 25, 2024·1h 49m
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  EP. 302 AGAINST YOUR OWN BEST INTEREST

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  Sep 18, 2024·1h 30m
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  EP. 301 BEST OF LUCK

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  Sep 10, 2024·1h 23m