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Piloting the Pilots
Ambivalent television viewers, Erin and Cam, soar the small screen skies for the best, and worst, television pilots. **NO AI TRAINING: Without limiting the author's and publisher's exclusive rights under copyright, any use of this podcast, its audio files, transcripts, or show notes to 'train' generative artificial intelligence (AI) technologies is expressly prohibited. The copyright owner reserves all rights to license uses of this work for AI training and development of machine learning…
Episodes
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Flight 232 Otherworld
This week, Erin and Cameron watch as a family of five kill a buttload of fascists and it is as satisfying as it sounds.
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Flight 231 Desperate Housewives
Borrow a cup of sugar and engage in some innocent arson as Erin and Cameron visit Wisteria Lane. This week they discuss the pilot episode of DESPERATE…
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Flight 230 Football Wives
You've been wondering for years, could there be a bottom to this barrel? Erin and Cam think that with FOOTBALL WIVES, there might just be...
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Flight 229 Spider-Man (1977)
Hey, True Believers! This week, the Effervescent Erin and her simple sidekick, the Cantankerous Cam, marvel at a person who has all the abilities of a spider…
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Flight 228 B Men
This week, Erin and Cam grade the high school antics of counting hunting team Kevin Nesbit and...the pleasant faced guy.
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Flight 227 The World Beyond
This week, Erin and Cam catch a glimpse of THE WORLD BEYOND. Will they like what they see?
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Flight 226 The Best Of Times
It's a New Year, is anyone ready for THE BEST OF TIMES?!?
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Flight 225 Space Rangers
Hope everyone is having a nice holiday! Here's a belatedly thematically appropriate gift for you all: SPACE RANGERS.
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Flight 224 Space Precinct
Slo-Mo is back, and he's been given some new, off putting appendages!! Welcome to the 90s of the future which means it'll be sexist as all hell. Erin and…
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Flight 223 Space Police
Set your nightsticks to stun, as Erin and Cameron get tangled up in marionettes in the lost pilot: SPACE POLICE.
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Flight 222 Star Cops (1987)
Well, well, well, what do we have here? This week, Erin and Cameron watched the alarming television pilot for the 1987 BBC2 series STAR COPS.
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Flight 221 Lost In Oz (2002)
Greetings from the Podcasting Guild! This week, Erin and Cameron take you on a magical trip to the early 2000's as they watch one (of apparently) three shows…
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Flight 220 Mr And Mrs Smith (2024)
Cameron and Erin hit the trifecta with Mr and Mrs Smith related television media. Did they save the best for last, or is the world all topsy-turvy now?
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Flight 219 Mr and Mrs Smith (2007)
Greetings! We hope you are all holding it together as best as possible. This week's show, the unaired 2007 pilot for MR. AND MRS. SMITH, probably isn't going…
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Flight 218 Mr. And Mrs. Smith (1996)
Buckle your safety belts and return your seats to their full upright position. This week, Erin and Cam are embroiled in ersatz espionage with the failed 90's…
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Flight 217 Dracula (1973)/ Tales From The Darkside
For their final trick, Erin and Cam give you TWO...pretty mediocre tales of the macabre. The Dracula Episode of Canada's own PURPLE PLAYHOUSE and TALES FROM…
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Flight 216 Curse Of Dracula/ Tales From The Crypt
How's it going, night dwellers? This week, Erin and Cam continue on their on horror anthology journey with two more (scary?) shows: CURSE OF DRACULA and TALES…
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Flight 215 Monsters/ Dracula: The Series 1990
Will Erin and Cam survive the horrors of another two-fer episode? This week, they watch both Monsters and Dracula: The Series (1990). Enjoy!
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Flight 214 Mr. And Mrs. Dracula
Well, Erin and Cam are back after a harrowing trip to Kennedy Space Center! What better way to celebrate their return than with their first Halloween show of…
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Flight 213 Mickey And Nora/Making It Legal
In what might be Erin and Cam's most harrowing episode, they watched TWO unaired sitcoms. They may never be the same.
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Flight 212 Kung Fu: The Next Generation
Buckle up, grasshoppers! This week, Erin and Cam pull the threads of failed Kung Fu sequel starring Brandon Lee -- KUNG FU: THE NEXT GENERATION. Warp one…
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Flight 211 Dr. Paradise
Grab your passports as Erin and Cameron take you to paradise. DR. PARADISE, that is.
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Flight 210 The Omen (1995)
This week, Erin and Cam watch the television remake of a classic 1970s Horror movie -- and it's not the one you think it is. And the one it is, is still…
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Flight 209 Suburban Beat
Grab your walkie-talkies and a glass of chardonnay, this week Erin and Cam hit the streets with the unaired pilot SUBURBAN BEAT.
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Flight 208 The Flying Nun
This week, Erin and Cameron watched the pilot for THE FLYING NUN and learn about the two things that will get you closer to heaven: lift and thrust.
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Flight 205 Wolfblood
This week, Cam and Erin drown in a sea of fish puns and werewolf semantics when they watched FISH POLICE and WOLFBLOOD.
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Flight 204 Wolf Lake
Kiss your libidos goodbye, because Erin and Cam watched WOLF LAKE!
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Flight 203 The Insiders
"Leave Silver, Horseman." This ain't The Outsiders. This is THE INSIDERS. (Oh, and it's 100% nothing like Miami Vice...)
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Flight 202 The Immortal
Grab your samurai swords and ditto yourself into immortality! This week, Erin and Cameron watched the Canadian horror/action show THE IMMORTAL.
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Flight 201 Code Of Vengeance
Once more, Piloting the Pilots dusts off another lost television artifact. We're pretty sure only four people in existence have ever watched CODE OF VENGEANCE…
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Flight 200 Blue Thunder
This week, Erin and Cameron bring the thunder -- the BLUE THUNDER, that is. Featuring one of Dana Carvey's first roles!!!
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Flight 199 Lady Blue
This week, Erin and Cam excavate another lost artifact from the 80s: LADY BLUE.
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Flight 198 Starman
Surly, this isn't the same STARMAN as the 1984 John Carpenter movie? No, it's the short-lived television sequel starring AIRPLANE'S Robert Hays. And don't call…
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Flight 197 Strike Force
This week, Erin and Cam learn to just say "no" (and "yes") to the short lived 80's cop drama: STRIKE FORCE!
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Flight 196 The Phoenix
Ancient aliens Gide Erin and Cam deeper into a long forgotten past with the failed 80's sci-fi show THE PHOENIX!
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Flight 195 The Powers Of Matthew Star
Apparently THE POWERS OF MATTHEW STAR is being charming as heck!
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Flight 194 Lexx
Canada is at it again, this time with the sci fi tv show LEXX! Will Cam and Erin survive or will they be bathed in the light of His Divine Shadow?
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Flight 192 Earth: Final Conflict
This week, Erin and Cam look the morally ambiguous world of Gene Roddenberry's EARTH: FINAL CONFLICT and try to decide whether it's worth posthumously adapting…
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Flight 191 Baywatch Nights (Part 2)
We're back! Sorry for the brief hiatus, but as Erin and Cam will tell you, Baywatch Nights (Season 2) is worth the wait.
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Flight 190 Baywatch Nights (Pt 1)
This week, Erin and Cam step into the sexy and sunlit world of BAYWATCH NIGHTS! NOTE: Due to Cameron's upcoming surgery, episodes may be sporadic for the next…
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Flight 189 Vampire High
Does it suck or does it blow, on the people of Canada know. This week, Erin and Cam watched the early aughts high school/vampire drama: Vampire High.
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Flight 188 The Walking Dead: The Ones Who Live
Uh-oh! Is it another Walking Dead spin off, or did Erin and Cam caught in a confusing time jump.
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Flight 187 [???]
What's this? It looks like a mysterious new episode from Erin and Cam...
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Flight 186 Teen Angel
Are you ready to have all of your beliefs challenged? This week, Erin and Cameron paid obeisance to the forgotten 90s sitcom -- TEEN ANGEL.
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Flight 185 Tracker
Hello, Erin and Cameron have returned with an episode they expect will give you approximately 53% more joy. This week, they found the new CBS series TRACKER.
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Flight 184 What A Dummy
Erin and Cameron watched an episode from the short lived 90s sitcom WHAT A DUMMY, and the joke is on them.
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Flight 183 Fool Me Once
Hello, my mysterious little doppelgängers! This week, Erin and Cameron will watch the latest Netflix Harlan Cohen hit series. Will they become acolytes? Maybe…
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Flight 182 Forever Knight
How do, ya hosers? This week delve into the sick, evil darkness that is Canada. We also talk about vampires with the 90s groundbreaking vampire detective…
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Flight 181 The Prisoner
You are all the new Number Sixes, and your lives will be miserable in this...quaint Welsh village. It's lovely -- except for all the murder balloons. Cam and…
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Flight 180 The Scarecrow And Mrs King
Happy New Year, Passengers! This year, Erin and Cam start the year of right with Scarecrow and Mrs King (available on Tubi)
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Flight 179 'Twas The Night Before Christmas (1974)
Ho ho ho! This year's gift is Cam and Erin are done with Amazon shows! Finally, they can get back to what they truly love -- trashing problematic cartoons from…
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Flight 178 The Wheel Of Time
What's up, Trollocs! This week, Erin and Cam delve into the distant future (maybe?) of The Wheel of Time series. There are a lot of words, but do they actually…
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Flight 177 Outer Range
Is OPEN RANGE capable of filling the voids in Erin and Cam's television viewing hearts?
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Flight 176 Bosch
Hey, gumshoes! Fancy meeting you in a scummy podcast like this. This week, Erin and Cam put on their trench coats and fedoras and explore the grimy world of…
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Flight 175 The Devil's Hour
We're back, and you know what that means-- another Amazon Video show! And we're already starting to regret it. This week, Cam and Erin set their watches and…
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Flight 174 Reacher
This week, Erin and Cam wander into town and watch a little show about a big guy called REACHER. Will they make it out alive?
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Flight 173 Harlan Coben's Shelter
It is the beginning of the end for Amazon Video as Cam and Erin do a final sweep of Amazon originals before cancelling their subscription. This week, they…