Illicit Butthole Money (Chapter 7)

The Apocalypse Will Be Podcasted · Feb 8, 2026 · 27m · transcript

In this episode of The Apocalypse Will Be Podcasted, Chapter 7 juggles an impending war, a ticking ceasefire clock, and Donut’s worst nightmare: unauthorized, for-profit fan merch. While NPCs quietly prepare to defend Larocco and Florin holds the line off-screen, Donut spirals over magical shirts, fandom economics, and the horrors of illicit butthole money. It’s a chapter that somehow balances real stakes with peak Dungeon absurdity, ending on the reminder of a wedding to come.Visit us on our website: https://rss.com/podcasts/theapocalypsewillbepodcasted/ You can find us on Facebook…