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Bible Brothers: A Comedy Podcast About The Bible
Comedy writer Dan Klein has never read the Bible… until now. Join him every Sunday with special guests as they read it from front to back to see what the big whoop is -- on the #1 anti-incest, God-approved podcast!
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Bible Brothers: A Comedy Podcast About The Bible111. JOSHUA 15 - The "Mapkin" Contest w/NICK THORBURN & DAVID O'REILLY
NICK THORBURN & DAVID O'REILLY join the Bible Brothers for arguably the most boring chapters in Bible history. But it led us to come up with a contest at…
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110. JOSHUA 13 - Caleb, The Wily Ol' Vet
Bear with us this episode. There's a lot of talk about land rites -- YAWN! But then Caleb shows up, and sure he's older now, but he wants what was promised to…
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109. JOSHUA 11 - The Bible's Weird Counting System
As the Bible goes over the number of kings killed by the Israelites, it busts out a very weird counting system. Seriously it's so weird. Rate us on iTunes and…
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108. JOSHUA 9 - Weird Moldy Bread Trick
Some guys concoct a weird plan to trick the Israelites into a covenant by acting like helpless old people with moldy old bread. Rate us on iTunes and spread…
Bible Brothers: A Comedy Podcast About The Bible107. JOSHUA 8 - Cheat To Win
The Israelites have the biggest, scariest army, but they're still gonna do some weird little cheats to make sure they win. Rate us on iTunes and spread the…
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106. JOSHUA 6 - Joshua Confronts A Psychopatch
Some guy steals gold from God, and he doesn't seem to be too mad about being sentenced to death. Also, some technical difficulties FOR WHICH WE ARE VERY SORRY!…
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105. JOSHUA 4 - Double Circumcisions?!
Just when you thought The Bible might never mention circumcisions again, not only does it bring it up out of nowhere, but now it says guys are getting two of…
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104. JOSHUA 1 - Spies & Prostitutes
Joshua throws us right smack in the middle of a James Bond movie! Stuff is happening again. Yay! Rate us on iTunes and spread the good word of the Bible…
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103. THE DEUTERONOMY FINALE!
It's over. We did it, you guys. Wow. Time to bring on, Josh! Rate us on iTunes and spread the good word of the Bible (Brothers podcast)! Please admire our…
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102. DEUTERONOMY 31 - The Perfect Song
Right before Moses dies, he suddenly decides to write and perform the perfect song. Rate us on iTunes and spread the good word of the Bible (Brothers podcast)!…
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101. DEUTERONOMY 29 - Strong Drink
WARNING: These chapters are pretty boring, but don't worry: Dan and Robert learn about Strong Drink! Rate us on iTunes and spread the good word of the Bible…
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100. DEUTERONOMY 27 - Curses!
If you don't follow the word of God you gonna get cursed! This week, Dan (aka Pelé) and Robert read a big long list of curses! Rate us on iTunes and spread the…
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99. DEUTERONOMY 25 - Take Him By The Secrets
Dan and Robert are baaaaaaack!!! Thank you everyone for bearing with us as Robert acclimates to a new baby. Now let's some read some laws about grabbing…
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99. BB CLASSIC - NUMBERS 31 - Just A Quick Genocide w/NICK WIGER
A brand new episode of Bible Brothers will be recorded next week! But until then please enjoy a classic with .5 of The Doughboys... NICK WIGER, comedy writer…
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98. BB CLASSIC: EXODUS 40 - God Fieri w/ANDREW TI
Hello #godsquad and non-Leites, we were unable to record a new episode this week, so please enjoy this BIBLE BROTHERS CLASSIC EPISODE... ANDREW TI, TV writer…
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97. An Interview With The Bible Lover
Robert's baby is "in da house," so The Bible Brothers Corp has called Dan up from the minor leagues to conduct an interview with theologian/Bible…
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96. DEUTERONOMY 23 - Semen Shovels
Apparently every member of the ancient Israeli army had one of these attached to their guns? Seems like a lot of semen shovels. Rate us on iTunes and spread…
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95. DEUTERONOMY 21 - Sex Laws
In today's episode, The Bible Brothers learn all they need to know about sex. Apparently, it mostly involves something called "virginity tokens." Rate us on…
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94. DEUTERONOMY 19 - When You Accidentally Chop Someone’s Head Off
The Bible gives an oddly specific example for the kind of person who’s allowed to take refuge in one of God’s six Murder Cities. Rate us on iTunes and spread…
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93. DEUTERONOMY 17 - Witches & Enchanters!
Sorcerers are straight up real and The Bible is starting to sound more like Iron Maiden song this week. This rocks! 5 stars! Rate us on iTunes and spread the…
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92. DEUTERONOMY 16 - What Is Time?
The Bible Brothers ask some deep metaphysical questions as God rattles on about his 3 favorite festivals. Rate us on iTunes and spread the good word of the…
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91. DEUTERONOMY 14 - Thou Shalt Not Shave Your Unibrow
God really doesn't want you to shave your unibrow. Even if someone just died and you're sad. Don't do it! Rate us on iTunes and spread the good word of the…
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90. DEUTERONOMY 12 - Blood Soup
The Bible says if you want to eat an animal you have to let its blood spill onto the floor, but then how will anyone enjoy some delicious blood soup?? Rate us…
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89. DEUTERONOMY 10 - Enough With Egypt!
Hey God, the Bible Brothers might stop murmuring so much if you shut up about Egypt already. Thank to everyone who stepped up joined the #godsquad! Rate us on…
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88. DEUTERONOMY 8 - The Bible's Bad Attitude
Is The Bible even spiritual? It's mostly about getting rich and inheriting promised lands. Kind of a bad attitude for a religion. Rate us on iTunes and spread…
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87. DEUTERONOMY 6 - The Hornet
The Bible must have hired a a new writer because the language suddenly gets all flowery, and God has a new little bee friend who he’s not afraid to sic on…
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86. DEUTERONOMY 4 - Don't Covet Stuff
It's a remix of the 10 Commandments! Plus, Dan surprises Robert with a gift, and they reveal their new recording location. Oooo, such an intriguing…
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85. DEUTERONOMY 3 - Og's Big Bed w/GIL OZERI
Big Mouth writer and actor GIL OZERI surprises the Bible Brothers by knowing a lot about The Bible and even offers some new ways to interpret the writings of…
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84. DEUTERONOMY 1 - God's Secret Families
Moses takes a stroll down memory lane while the Bible Brothers make a scandalous discovery about God's secret families! Rate us on iTunes and spread the good…
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83. NUMBERS FINALE!
Numbers ends on sort of a dud, but Dan and Robert come up with some great funeral ideas! Rate us on iTunes and spread the good word of the Bible (Brothers…
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82. NUMBERS 34 - Cities For Murderers??
Okay, so apparently it's fine to murder people? And if you do murder someone you get to move to one of six brand new cities designed just for murderers. Email…
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81. NUMBERS 32 - God Is Logan Roy w/JON BASS
JON BASS (Miracle Workers) joins the Bible Brothers just as it dawns on them that God acts exactly like Logan Roy from Succession. ALERT: Succession SPOILERS…
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80. NUMBERS 31 - Just A Quick Genocide w/NICK WIGER
NICK WIGER, comedy writer and co-host of Doughboys, joins the Bible Brothers as the Israelites get closer to the promised land but just need to do a quick…
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79. NUMBERS 29 - Live From Discord It's A "Classic" Episode!
Dan and Robert do a special episode in an attempt to "SACRIFICE" a couple of stinky chapters onto the newly formed #boringsquad via Discord. Email…
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78. NUMBERS 27 - Smooth Transition
God reminds Moses that he's going to die, so Moses names his a successor, though God doesn't let him go easily. Email: biblebrotherspodcast@gmail.com //…
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77. NUMBERS 26 - The Bible's Greatest Hits w/ABDULLAH SAEED - The Bible's Greatest Hits
ABDULLAH SAEED, writer, journalist, and host of Great Moments In Weed History, joins the Bible Brothers for a long list of some of our favorite names, and…
Bible Brothers: A Comedy Podcast About The Bible76. NUMBERS 24 - Whoa, A New God! w/STARLEE KINE
STARLEE KINE, writer and host of The Mystery Show, joins the Bible Brothers just as another God shows up, Baal of Peor. And surprise, surprise -- Baal likes to…
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75. NUMBERS 22 - What's Balam's Deal?
We meet a couple new guys, Balak and Balam (not brothers), and Balam seems to possess magical powers and is possibly an old buddy of God's. What's going on…
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74. NUMBERS 21 - Israel Is Metal
The Israelites get all metal and start destroying cities like crazy. Email: biblebrotherspodcast@gmail.com // Twitter: @biblebrospod // Instagram…
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73. NUMBERS 19 - Sorry, Prick!
Dan and Robert try to inject some shock jock-style ribbing into the podcast. Also, there's some stuff with cows and water. Email…
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72. NUMBERS 17 - Theoretically Exciting Times!
God just killed a guy who was picking up sticks and Aaron is about to get himself a brand new rod -- technically speaking, this is pretty exciting for The…
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71. NUMBERS 15 - Dummies Welcome
God hates a presumptuous person, so if you want to survive ancient Israel, be a dummy. Email: biblebrotherspodcast@gmail.com // Twitter: @biblebrospod //…
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70. NUMBERS 13 - There’s Already People in the Promised Land?? w/CARMEN CHRISTOPHER
Comedian CARMEN CHRISTOPHER (“Street Special”) joins the Bible Brothers just as God reveals that whoops it looks like there are already people in the promised…
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69. NUMBERS 11 - Moses Wants To Die w/SCOTT GAIRDNER
SCOTT GAIRDNER, co-host of Podcast: The Ride, joins the Bible Brothers as God goes on a rampage against the Israelites, which you could imagine would be…
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68. NUMBERS 9 - God's Honks w/ COOPER PELTZ
Money-eating editor COOPER! joins the Bible Brothers as God makes Moses build two silver trumpets and then spends a lot of time thinking of different kinds of…
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67. NUMBERS 7 - Shave a Levite
God casually drops the rule that Levites have to shave their entire bodies. No follow up questions. Email: biblebrotherspodcast@gmail.com // Twitter…
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66. NUMBERS 6 - Do the Nazer!
The Nazer is the new dance craze sweeping the Israelite nation! If you're really into God, and you're a funky boy, "Do the Nazer!" Email…
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65. NUMBERS 4 - Get Jealous, Husbands!
If you're worried your wife committed adultery, there's a offering for that. Just leave it by that cool ram. Email: biblebrotherspodcast@gmail.com // Twitter…
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64. NUMBERS 2 - Uh Oh, God's Counting Jews
It's never a good sign when the guy in power starts numbering people. At least Robert and Dan come up with some great movie and TV show ideas this episode!…
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63. NUMBERS 1 - It Really Is About Numbers! w/CHRISTINA LEE
CHRISTINA LEE, showrunner of Made For Love on HBO Max, joins the Bible Brothers to, you guessed it, read a lot of numbers in the book of Numbers. Email…
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62. LEVITICUS FINALE! w/JOE MANDE
Comedian JOE MANDE joins the Bible Brothers just as God goes full scorned psycho ex-boyfriend as He lets the Israelites know that he won't sniff their wave…
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61. LEVITICUS 24: "That's Meat!"
Suddenly out of nowhere there's a story about people! Real people! And they're fighting! Yes! Also, Dan and Robert come up with a new saying: "That's meat!"…
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60. LEVITICUS 22 - No More Crushed Beeves
Clearly distracted by the awesome party going on at Molech's house, God struggles to come up with more annoying rules, but he does suddenly try and slip in the…
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59. LEVITICUS 20: God's Porn Ideas w/CAROLINE GOLDFARB
CAROLINE GOLDFARB, comedy writer and co-founder of Fishwife, joins the Bible Brothers as God goes off on Molek and comes up with very specific ideas for porn…
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58. BB CLASSIC - Exodus Finale w/JON GABRUS
Sup #godsquad and everyone else, we were unable to record a new episode this week, so please enjoy this BIBLE BROTHERS CLASSIC EPISODE with special guest JON…
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57. LEVITICUS 18 - Don't Have Sex With Your Mom & Don't Do Hilarious Pranks On Blind People W/JON DALY
Comedian and actor JON DALY joins The Bible Brothers as God gets into the good stuff about who in your family you can and cannot have sex with. Seems like some…
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56. LEVITICUS 16 - Scapegoat the Movie: No One 'Scapes
The Israelites psychically transfer all their sins into the mind of a goat and send it out into the wilderness, which sounds like it would make a cool horror…
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55. LEVITICUS 14 - Clean Your Weenies
It appears the only way to get men to clean their filthy weenies was to invent an entire religion. Email: biblebrotherspodcast@gmail.com // Twitter…
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54. LEVITICUS 12 - The Shut Up Room w/CONNOR RATLIFF
CONNOR RATLIFF, actor, comedian, and host of Dead Eyes, joins the Bible Brothers just the Israelites open up the hottest club in town that's only open to…
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53. LEVITICUS 10 - God Thinks Bats Are Birds
God comes up with some weird categories when deciding which animals you can eat and which animals you have to completely hate. Also, a couple of Aaron's sons…