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Bible Brothers: A Comedy Podcast About The Bible
Comedy writer Dan Klein has never read the Bible… until now. Join him every Sunday with special guests as they read it from front to back to see what the big whoop is -- on the #1 anti-incest, God-approved podcast!
Episodes
- Bible Brothers: A Comedy Podcast About The Bible
52. LEVITICUS 8 - Stuff Is Happening! w/AYO EDEBIRI
AYO EDEBIRI, standup and the voice of Missy on Big Mouth, joins the Bible Brothers just as all the stuff God has been talking about for the last however many…
- Bible Brothers: A Comedy Podcast About The Bible
51. LEVITICUS 6 - Sexy Rams & Old Meat
God barks a bunch more orders at Moses, and things almost get interesting when he starts talking about leavened bread. Almost. Email…
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50. LEVITICUS 5 - DON'T TOUCH BUTTS w/Sandy Honig
SANDY HONIG, writer, performer, producer, and INVENTOR of Three Busy Debras on Adult Swim joins The Bible Brothers as Leviticus gets right into it and says you…
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49. LEVITICUS 3 - Either Way We're Burning A Bull
Seems like no matter who sins the rule is to burn a bull. Email: biblebrotherspodcast@gmail.com // Twitter: @biblebrospod // Instagram: @biblebrotherspodcast…
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48. LEVITICUS 1 - Aaron & Son's Fast Food Burgers
In a chapter that's really not much different from Exodus, Aaron says he's happy to beef but if they're all out of beef he'll have some pigeon. Email…
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47. EXODUS 40 - God Fieri (The Exodus Finale!) w/ANDREW TI
ANDREW TI, TV writer and co-host of Yo, Is This Racist?, joins the Bible Brothers and breaks their brains with his interpretation of what's really going on…
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46. EXODUS 38 - Gold! Silver! Brass!
As Bezalel continues to build the tabernacle, Dan and Robert try to guess if he's using gold, silver, or brass. Also, what happened to Moses? Where'd that guy…
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45. EXODUS 36 - Fine Twined Linen Make Me Feel So Fine
Bored by another list of stuff needed to make the Tabernacle, the Bible Brothers start to lose it and make up some songs! Email: biblebrotherspodcast@gmail.com…
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44. EXODUS 35 - Rosie the Riveter For Goat Hair w/RABBI EMILY COHEN
RABBI EMILY COHEN, host of the Jew Too podcast and rabbi at the West End Synagogue in New York City, joins the Bible Brothers and answers a ton of our…
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43. EXODUS 33 - "My Name Is Jealous"
God and Moses decide to give the whole rock-concert-on-a-mountain another go, and we learn two things: God is really jealous and God has a cute veil he wears…
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42. EXODUS 31 - The Golden Friggin' Calf! w/CHRIS GETHARD
Host of The Chris Gethard Show and Beautiful Anonymous, CHRIS GETHARD, joins The Bible Brothers as the Israelites throw the greatest party of all time for the…
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41. EXODUS 29 - God's Signature Scent
God gives the recipe for his signature perfume that only he may wear, and Aaron is suddenly in a Japanese game show where he has to dump oil on himself and…
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40. EXODUS 27 - The Curious Girdle of the Ephod
God moves on from being obsessed with a box to being obsessed with clothes. Hope you're listening, Aaron, because this is for you, apparently! Please welcome…
- Bible Brothers: A Comedy Podcast About The Bible
39. EXODUS 25 - IKEA Instructions
God gives Moses a ton of instructions for how to build a friggin' box. Email: biblebrotherspodcast@gmail.com // Twitter: @biblebrospod // Instagram…
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38. MINISODE: Happy Holidays from Dan & Robert!
What's up, Nuggets? Just a quick "Happy Holidays" message from the Bible Brothers to say thanks for listening to us and please stop listening to any other…
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37. EXODUS 23 - The Boring Tablets w/LAUREN LAPKUS
Star of The Wrong Missy on Netflix and co-host of Newcomers, LAUREN LAPKUS joins the Bible Brothers as God finally gives Moses the tablets, which is way more…
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36. EXODUS 21 - Deus Ox
God decides to just keep on rolling with commandments and announces a ton more rules, most of which apply to oxen for some reason. Email…
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35. EXODUS 19 - The 10 Commandments! w/BRIDGER WINEGAR
BRIDGER WINEGAR, host of "I Said No Gifts," joins the Bible Brothers as God just goes straight into the 10 Commandments with absolutely no prelude, so it's…
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34. EXODUS 17 - Weekend At Moses'
In a very Weekend at Bernie's moment, all Moses has to do to win a fight against the Amaleks is lift his arms... but he's really tired. Hopefully his new bros…
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33. EXODUS 15 - God's Magic Tasteless Bread w/REBECCA DELGADO-SMITH
Host of The Alarmist podcast REBECCA DELGADO-SMITH joins the Bible Brothers as Moses tells the Israelites to stop talking smack about God, and then God gives…
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32. EXODUS 13 - The Matrix
The Bible randomly references the movie "The Matrix" in what has to be the grossest euphemism for a women's private parts. Moses also splits the Red Sea, which…
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31. EXODUS 11 - God The Destroyer
God creates the holiday of Passover and gives himself a cool nickname for when he goes into a blackout rage-filled murder spree. Email…
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30. EXODUS 9 - God Wants To Be Famous
God finally admits why he won't just kill the Egyptians to free the Israelites: he wants to be a STAR!
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29. EXODUS 7 - Stinky Plagues w/BETH STELLING
BETH STELLING joins the Bible Brothers as God seems to think that Pharaoh will free the Hebrews if He makes it smell really stinky everywhere. Check out Beth's…
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28. EXODUS 5 - Uncircumcised Lips
Moses is worried no one is going to listen to him for the nastiest reason we've ever heard. So gross, Moses! Also, what is hay? **Not sure what happened to…
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27. EXODUS 3 - god.i.am
God hatches a terrible plan for Moses to lead the Israelites out of Egypt. Moses doesn't think anyone will listen to him, though, so God teaches him some cool…
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26. EXODUS 1 - Exodus, Baby!
It's Exodus, baby! And it's breaking all the rules! We're several generations in the future, the new pharoah sucks, and Jewish babies are getting tossed in the…
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25. GENESIS FINALE w/JON GABRUS
Comedian and podcaster JON GABRUS joins the Bible Brothers as a dying Jacob goes full Don Rickles and rips into his 12 sons in the final moments of both his…
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24. GENESIS 46 - Ready To Die w/AMIR BLUMENFELD
Comedian and podcaster AMIR BLUMENFELD joins the Bible Brothers as Jacob visits his son Joseph in Egypt, and immediately upon arriving announces his plans to…
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23. GENESIS 44:1 - Emotional Joe
After a long and unnecessary back-and-forth with his brothers, Joseph finally reveals himself... and immediately breaks down crying. Yikes. Also, we're pretty…
- Bible Brothers: A Comedy Podcast About The Bible
22. GENESIS 42:1 - Sack's Mouth
Despite Joseph's lifelong conflict with his brothers coming to a head, The Bible seems more interested in talking about sacks and how you can put money in them…
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21. GENESIS 40:1 - 3 Days to Death w/ JOHN COCHRAN
Survivor winner and comedy writer John Cochran joins the Bible Brothers as Joseph tells the pharaoh's butler that his dream means he's going to die in three…
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20. GENESIS 38:1 - The Origin of Onanism
This new guy, Onan, really, really doesn’t want his wife to have babies, so he invents… onanism. Email: biblebrotherspodcast@gmail.com // Twitter…
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19. GENESIS 36:1 - Joseph's Stupid Dreams w/NAOMI EKPERIGIN
The hilarious Naomi Ekperigin joins the Bible Brothers as Jacob's favorite coat-wearing son Joseph annoys everyone so much with his stupid dreams that they…
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18. GENESIS 34:1 - The Great Circumcision Prank
Just when you thought the Bible was done talking about circumcisions, Jacob’s sons come up with a way to circumcise an entire city. Email…
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17. GENESIS 32:1 - The Wrestling Angel w/ ADAM CONOVER
Host and CREATOR of Adam Ruins Everything, Adam Conover, joins the Bible Brothers as Jacob heads home to his brother Esau who may or may not want to kill him…
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16. GENESIS 31:1 - Laban's Little Toys
Jacob loses it and goes "full psycho." Then, Rachel and Leah lose it, too, and steal their dad's toys. Everyone's losing it! Email…
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15. GENESIS 29:1 - 7 Years For A Wife
Jacob offers Laban 7 years of hard work to marry his super-hot daughter Rachel. This leads us to the Bible's first-ever female sibling rivalry. Progress, baby!…
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14. GENESIS 27:1 - Shrek & Smoothman
Jacob and Esau continue their feud, becoming the first Bible fight to feature crying, emotions, and a weird plan involving arm hair. Also, The Bible Brothers'…
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13. GENESIS 25:1 - Red Stew w/SPENCER GILBERT
Spencer Gilbert (Honest Trailers) joins the Bible Brothers just in time for Rebecca to give birth to a couple of warring twins. We’ve got Jacob and his hairy…
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12. GENESIS 24:1 - 10 Days In Nahor
Abraham sends a servant to Nahor to find his son a cousin/wife (gross!). It seems to go well until the new wife's loser dad asks them to hang out for 10 days…
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11. GENESIS 22:1 - The Sacrificial Son w/MIKE O'BRIEN
The creator of AP Bio, Mike O’Brien joins the Bible Brothers as Abraham takes a totally normal, three-day trek up a mountain to kill his son because God told…
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10. GENESIS 20:1 - "You’re A Dead Man”
Acting as Abraham's enforcer, God enters Abemilech’s dream Freddie Kruger-style to stop him from having sex with Sarah. Meanwhile, Sarah turns into a Borscht…
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9. GENESIS 18:1 - Sexy Sodom
Sodom may not seem all that wild at first… until every man in the city comes outside and demands to have sex with you. Email: biblebrotherspodcast@gmail.com //…
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8. GENESIS 16:1 - Abraham's New Name and Circumcision w/ NICOLE BYER
God changes Abram’s name to Abraham and says he will be a king of nations. And all Abraham has to do in return is chop off his foreskin. Cool! Episode recorded…
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7. GENESIS 14:1 - Abram The Pokémon
Abram, who may or may evolve into Abraham at some point, gains valuable experience points when he and his house servants smote a whole dang army. Episode…
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6. GENESIS 13:1 - Abram’s Terrible Plan w/ APRIL QUIOH
April Quioh, co-host of She’s All Fat and writer for Brooklyn 99, joins The Bible Brothers as Abram hatches a weird, unnecessary plan to protect his wife from…
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5. GENESIS 9:1 - Noah Gets Naked
If you thought Noah’s story ends with the flood, you are dead wrong because he’s about to get really weird and really naked. Meanwhile, our crafty little…
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4. GENESIS 7:1 - Noah's Creeping Thing
The world is flooded, and Noah saves everyone -- even those nasty little "creeping things” the Bible hates so much. If you have questions, comments, and…
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3. GENESIS 5:1 - So Much Math with HAYES DAVENPORT
Hayes Davenport, co-host of Hollywood Handbook and The Flagrant Ones, joins the Bible Brothers just as God’s children are living to around 800 and starting to…
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2. GENESIS 3:1 - Everybody Loves Lamech!
Sure, there’s drama in the Garden of Eden with God and Adam and Adam’s yet-to-be-named wife, and yeah, there’s even more drama with their first two kids, Cain…
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GENESIS 1:1 - Birds and Fish
The Bible Brothers open up to page one of The Bible and are surprised to learn that God sort is just sort of winging the whole "creation of the Earth" things…