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New Rory & MAL
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New Rory & MALEpisode 221 | We Thought Pod Beef Was Over
We’re off to a hot start after taking a pod off. We briefly recap everyone’s holiday and then cover Jack Harlow’s set design during his Thanksgiving game…
New Rory & MALEpisode 220 | We’re Not Afraid To Talk About Diddy
We’re back stateside from London and immediately went to the studio. We recap our abroad experience which featured cameos from former president Bill Clinton…
New Rory & MALEpisode 219 | The Andre 3000 Album Nobody Asked For
Unleash the flutes! Andre 3000 is finally giving us that “solo” album. Enough about woodwind instruments let's talk about other wood. Will Smith is trending…
New Rory & MALEpisode 218 | Rory Snubbed At The Grammys
It’s been a while, but the gang's all back together and we’re here to celebrate. It’s Lulu Ju’s birthday! We start with a wild conversation for the…
New Rory & MALEpisode 217 | Jeezy Finds Depressed Box FASCINATING
Fresh off the plane from Los Angeles, the crew gives a recap of the LA live show where they continue their uninterrupted streak of destroying people’s…
New Rory & MALEpisode 216 | Neal Brennan & MAL Do Ayahuasca
It’s Tuesday… let’s get this bread. We’re here to bring some levity into your life so we brought in our good friend Neal Brennan for today’s episode (Yes, the…
New Rory & MALEpisode 215 | Keith Lee Please Don’t Review This Podcast
We’ve officially landed in LA and have a brand new show ready for our live show on Sunday! Also, have you seen our Architectural Digest Tour? Check it out now…
New Rory & MALEpisode 214 | Rory Meets The Bang Bros
Happy Tuesday everyone. It’s officially the week of our LA show! Does anyone remember the grapefruit technique? Rory shares a story of when he tried it and Mal…
New Rory & MALEpisode 213 | Black Timberlake vs. Black Bieber
It’s spoooooky season. Eddin goes all out with his costume (wait for YouTube reveal) where he taps into Rory’s childhood trauma. Meanwhile, Rory and Mal…
New Rory & MALEpisode 212 | Trauma Bonding With D.C. Young Fly
Happy Tuesday everyone! Today we’re joined by one of our favorite comedians, DC Young Fly. We get right into comedy with Dave Chappelle’s recent headlines then…
New Rory & MALEpisode 211 | The Feds Raid DJ Envious & The Breakfast Club
DJ Envioussss. The feds have officially entered the world of radio. We speculate if we would cooperate with the feds. Mal was quick to throw Demaris to the…
New Rory & MALEpisode 210 | Did Logan Paul VS. Dillon Danis Ruin Boxing?
We’re back from the 6. For the first time we didn’t break up a relationship. Instead we witnessed a beautiful (ringless) proposal. We recap a wild week in…
New Rory & MALEpisode 209 | Jada Pinkett Smith’s Toxicity Tour
The boys are reporting live from the 6. We’re having a great time with our neighbors up North. This was recorded before our live show, but I’m here to tell you…
New Rory & MALEpisode 208 | Reviewing The Drake Reviews
It’s been a weekend of podcast beef. First we get reviewed by Azealia Banks. Then it’s time to get into our thoughts on ‘For All The Dogs’. Rory and Mal…
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Episode 207 | Is This The Best Drake TimeStamp?
Happy Friday to all the dogs. We’ve got limited tour tees available only at our upcoming shows! (Toronto, LA, London, NY) Now back to the 6 God. Drake bestows…
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Episode 206 | Taylor Swift Brings Girl Math To The NFL
It’s only Tuesday and Mal is already asking for more flowers. We start with music: Doja, Glorilla & Latto. In the spirit of music controversy we pivot to the…
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Episode 205 | The Guys Travel Back In Time
We’re taking our TikTok and marketing very seriously. We re-propose some ideas from Tupac for the guys to recreate. Did you know 4 presidents have been…
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Episode 204 | Swifties Sunday, Charlamagne Mondays
Everyone wish the moneybag maven Mal a happy birthday! (Check out YouTube for vegan cupcakes & champagne) Usher has been announced as the Superbowl Halftime…
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Episode 203 | Adin Ross Hoax Distracts Us From Missing Fighter Jet
We’re back in the studio after a fun day at Yankee stadium where Rory claims Julian can’t hit a homerun (in right field) We made the jumbotron and Mal met a…
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Episode 202 | The Crew Does Shrooms While Kai & Offset Get Slimed Out In A Sleepover
Happy Tuesday from Degrassi High. The crew was outside this weekend. Rory, Julian, and Eddin took some shrooms and went to Pangea at Elsewhere. This was a…
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Episode 201 | We Don’t Need The VMAs, Song Of The Summer, K-POP Hate
We open with choosing the song of the summer and Ice Spice’s Dunkin' Donuts collab. We stay on music and discuss the VMAs aka the Taylor Swift awards. Demaris…
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Episode 200 | Gunna Isn’t Canceled, New Cardi & Meg, & Polish Blackface
HAPPY 200th EPISODE EVERYONE!!! Thank you all for hanging with us on a weekly basis. We take time to celebrate with champagne & even a smoke machine (check…
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Episode 199 | BarStool Pizza Gate, Kendrick’s Leaked Verse, Doja V.S. Cardi B & Meg
We’ve got a rolling start today and Rory has the “dickens”. Speaking of dick(ins) Obama has some wild allegations making the rounds. We react to his sitdown…
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Episode 198 | Viral Tinder Thief, Fake High School Team Scam, & Doja Cat’s Demons
We’re officially the hardest working pod in the game. Rory got us working on Labor Day. The team takes aim at Julian after he hosted his first party (insert…
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Episode 197 | PinkyDoll /Glizzy NPC, Mitch McConnell, & We’re Back On Tour
TOUR TICKETS ARE ON SALE!!! Get your tickets now to Toronto, Los Angeles, London, or New York. We begin with discussing the Chew Live Crew hitting the road…
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Episode 196 | Giuliani’s Rizz, Trump's Mugshots, Giggs Answers Crazy Voicemail
Today we’ve got a fun one. First, Rory meets another Yankee legend. Meanwhile, Mal doesn’t like nose kisses (or any affection). Speaking of unwanted affection…
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Episode 195 | Sexyy Red & Tyler, FYRE Fest II, & It Gets Morbid
We’re back from vacation! Well everyone (except Rory) had a vacation. Rory shares how he never made it to the Bahamas, as well as a series of unfortunate…
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Episode 194 | Super Voicemails
Eddin here! Gonna write out this description while the rest of the gang is out. Hope your enjoying my grammar ;) Aloha from the Bahamas! The team is on vacay…
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Episode 193 | Bobbi & Drake, EST Gee vs. Bootleg Kev, Keke’s New Usher Video
This episode the gang had a lot to cover, and of course we had to jump it off with hate. Bobbi-gate is currently upon us, and Rory and Mal double down on her…
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Episode 192 | TDE Drama, Hip-Hop 50, Obama’s Sexuality feat. Reason
We’re back to celebrate 50 years of Hip-Hop and joined by our family, Reason. First, we let Reason respond to the TDE controversy over this past week. Then we…
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Episode 191 | Tory Lanez Sentencing, Lil Tay Conspiracy, & Trump Talks YSL
We get right into the Tory Lanez 10 year sentence. Wass it too much or not enough? Remember Lil Tay? Well there’s an active conspiracy going on between her…
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Episode 190 | Kai Cenat, Jamie Foxx, & The Montgomery Race Wars
We’re here to end the race war. Rory has a gift for Mal. We do a brief weekend recap then get right into the fights over the weekend. First we start with the…
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Episode 189 | Lizzo Is A Hero
Rory’s first episode of Zaddie’s or Dad Bod Pod (Working Title) is available now to all tiers on Patreon. This pod welcomes other dads into the studio to share…
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Episode 188 | We Got That Dog In Us
Get that monkey off your back. We start with a weekend recap which involved Rory’s seemingly racist half-year birthday party for Amara, Eddin & Demaris at…
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Episode 187 | Aliens & Barbies Are Among Us
Go watch the first episode of ‘My Karma Is Beautiful’ live music series on YouTube! Has anyone seen Barbie? We discuss the big blockbuster week of…
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Episode 186 | We Love Y’all, But Not Really
We’re back after a busy weekend. Rory and Julian both hit shows. Rory went to Wale then Nas, while Julian went to Drake. Drake’s interview with Bobbi dropped…
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Episode 185 | Gone Girl ft. Weezy
Today we’re joined by the beautiful Weezy co-host of one of our favorite podcasts, Whoreible Decisions. We start with some personal gripes. Then we talk about…
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Episode 184 | Should PoundTown Be Allowed In School?
We’re back with a busy week in the “culture.” Before we get into that Mal shares us a funny story about his mom getting denied entry into Canada. Speaking of…
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Episode 183 | We're Starting A GoFundMe
The simulation keeps simulating. The newest app ‘Threads’ is up and running, thus fueling the Zuck vs. Elon conflict. We share our thoughts on the mess that is…
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Episode 182 | Die On That Jonah Hill
Even though we’ve been away for a while we’re still very much online. We start with a disgruntled reddit thread about Julian and recap what we did with our…
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Episode 181 | Rory And Mal Shower With Fans
We’re back from our break with an important discussion. Before we get into the episode: If you call in for a follow-up voicemail that call will be answered on…
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Episode 180 | Did Mal Fumble Or Did Rory Dirty Mack?
Happy 4th of July weekend! Go check out our holiday edition of RAM Radio available now on Patreon. We go over our lack of plans for the holiday while Mal heads…
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Episode 179 | Gunna's Album Is Better Than Young Thug's
Mal is skeptical…which isn’t new, but this time it’s about nature docs. We revisit the imploded submarine and give our predictions of what the afterlife looks…
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Episode 178 | LV Show Draped In Rap Beef
Under the sea…lives a conspiracy (maybe?) The biggest news of the week has been the missing, now found, submarine. We speculate which leads to a critique of…
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Episode 177 | Young Thug & Gunna’s Combined Roll Out
Happy Juneteenth! We start with our perspective on the holiday. Rory is fresh off his first Father’s Day, which leads to a conversation about stepfathers…
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Episode 176 | Hip Hop Is No Longer #1
NEW MERCH AVAILABLE NOW ON NEWRORYNMAL.COM!!!Demaris is selling foot videos. Find her on Cameo stepping on cigarette butts. Speaking of feet, Doja Cat is back…
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Episode 175 | YesMalz Goes To Trial
From court-side back to the courtroom…Mal is back on trial. Mal will be defending himself while Julian represents the people. We press Mal about his rumored…
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Episode 174 | Zion Needs To Work On His Game
Strap in (pause) for an in-cohesive episode. It’s clear that the most polluted air in the world got to our heads…bare with us. Anyway, Apple Vision, are we…
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Episode 173 | Heauxin’ With Good Intentions
We’re back from a mixy weekend. Rory and Julian hit the road on Sunday to get extremely industry at Roots Picnic. Rory has officially been initiated to the Act…
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Episode 172 | Rory & MAL Act Bad
Happy Pride Month! We’re back after almost two weeks away from each other and we pick up right where we left off. The LA crew Rory, Julian and Demaris return…
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Episode 171 | Is Rory Using His Kid For The Album Rollout?
Well the day has finally come…and no we’re not talking about Rory’s album (yet). Today we can congratulate Rory on the sex. Our guy is a father to a beautiful…
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Episode 170 | Rory Got PUNCHED In The Face!
***IMPORTANT NOTICE***We previously recorded this week's episodes so we could all celebrate Rory's album in LA. That being said, this episode doesn't mention…
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Episode 169 | Will Charlamagne Pay His D*ck Debt?
Gotta start off with letting you know that the opening track is "My Phone Can Die" ft. Ari Lennox & James Fauntleroy, the latest single out of Rory's album…
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Episode 168 | Ja Morant Doesn't Want A Second Chance
We hope all of our mom listeners had a wonderful Mother’s Day! Now let's get to what happens when your kid doesn’t listen. Ja Morant is doing his best to ruin…
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Episode 167 | We Create The Simulation
Happy Friday…now give us our flowers. Recently we’ve been predicting a lot in the culture and to no surprise the streak continues. Mal was right about Kanye…
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Episode 166 | Cardi vs Mal, Rory vs White Rappers
We’re back from our BRAND NEW STUDIO! Everyone, including Baisely, has a mic stand. We figured Rory deserved his house back so we agreed to surprise him for…
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Episode 165 | Rory & MAL Take The Met Gala
First things first…everyone go wish Rory a.k.a. The Ginger King, Roaring Ror’s, Young Train Conductor, one third of the Chew Live Crew, and the son of Jake, a…
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Episode 164 | Ed Sheeran vs. Marvin Gaye: Let’s Get It On
It's big Taurus season. Last week we celebrated Baisley’s b-day and this Friday we’ll celebrate Rory turning the year Jesus died/Larry Bird year. Rory doesn’t…
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Episode 163 | Do Doja Cat & Jack Harlow Know Their Audience?
Happy Friday to all you ghetto superstars. We start by discussing the deeper, darker criminal link between The Fugees and our government. Staying on music, we…
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Episode 162 | The Fired Broadcast with Tucker Carlson & Don Lemon
Well it’s the beginning of the week, and this podcast is now your only source for accurate news after both Don Lemon and Tucker Carlson have been fired. Over…