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New Rory & MAL
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Episode 161 | The End Of Frank Ocean?
Happy Friday! We’re back for a tumultuous episode as we head into the weekend. Out the gate we press Demaris about why women get to steal every holiday. We…
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Episode 160 | Rory is Drake’s Munch
We apologize in advance for Rory’s behavior throughout this episode. We start by supporting the union of Nicki and Ice Spice, but also predict how long it’ll…
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Episode 159 | Who Keeps Booking A$AP Rocky?
Happy Friday to everyone that joined the Bare Minumum Club. Today is the last day the shirts will be available. Get yours before the sale ends! Now let’s talk…
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Episode 158 | Bare Minumum Boys
The Bare Minumum Boys are back to business. Rory and Mal directly address the cat burglar with (once again) the truth. After they set the record straight we…
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Episode 157 | Teflon Don And The Guys Are Doing Time
Don’t act like you didn’t listen to Linkin Park. Let’s jump right into music and start with Summer Jam. We discuss the lineup and the danger of the new…
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Episode 156 | Media Attacks Itself For Being Racist
Mal is still committing to Ramadan while Rory just discovered lent is coming to an end, which retroactively means he gave up lent for lent. Meanwhile, Eddin…
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Episode 155 | Why Lil Wayne Is Overrated
Happy Friday! Do you have a Jazz crew? Julian went to the Blue Note, which led to more jokes from everyone. We stay on music and discuss DJ Drama’s album…
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Episode 154 | Bey Hive vs. The Barbs
Happy Ramadan to all who celebrate! Today we celebrate Baby D’s birthday by making fun of her. While she was away the rest of the team went go-karting with…
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Episode 153 | Hip Hop Trivia Gets Intense
Happy Friday everyone, today we’re checking in with the team. It’s time to heal. We’ve had a lot of episodes without guests lately (you’re welcome) Everyone…
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Episode 152 | Rory Joins No Jumper
Well everyone the time has come…We’re really going to miss our Ginger King, but he’s on to whiter pastures. Rory also had a busy nostalgic weekend at a Little…
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Episode 151 | The Gang’s St Patty’s Day Special 🍀
Welcome lads and lassies to a festive episode of the New Rory and Mal Show. Today we celebrate the Farrell heritage (peep youtube for festive outfits). We had…
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Episode 150 | The Gang Gets Punk’d
Happy 150th episode!!! Did you watch our Inked Vlog yet? Check it out on YouTube. Today we start with a question from Rory regarding two NBA legends in a…
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Episode 149 | Kendall Jenner's Annexation Of Bad Bunny
Happy Friday everyone “lemme whisper in ya ear”. Rory and Baisley make their return from LA (Bais is still high). Rory spent his time climbing the ranks on the…
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Episode 148 | Did Chris Rock Get His Slap Back? ft. SMINO
We’re back from WTF Studios. Demaris is “beat to the gods” as she prepares to take no accountability at SZA’s show. Meanwhile, Rory was showing off his new…
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Episode 147 | I Felt Eczema, I Turned The Light On
Happy Friday…remember pimp my ride? BLM is officially over, but not before we wish Julian’s dad a happy 72nd bday! St. Patrick’s Day is next, which means it’s…
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Episode 146 | Bryan Michael Cox Is Bigger Than The Beatles
Today we are joined by legendary songwriter/producer Bryan Michael Cox and co-founder of LVRN, Justice. We immediately jump into music and discuss top catalogs…
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Episode 145 | The New N-Word
The Big D is back with his new rollout! The guys share their thoughts on Trump’s nuclear take, while Rory continues to prove he can rap. We stay in nuclear…
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Episode 144 | CONSPIRA-POD
Put your tin foil hats on. We have more of our team’s 23andMe results! Eddin’s results are shocking and Julian shares his dad’s results. Rory shares his racist…
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Episode 143 | Sometimes We Don't Know Everything
Happy Friday! We’re back after a semigroup Valentine’s Day. Rory, Julian, and Demaris were at Joyce Wrice while Eddin went on 15 dates. Mal, who planned on…
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Episode 142 | Will You Be My Malentine?
Happy Valentine’s Day! We hope you’re lonely like all of us. We start today with Mal reading our auras and then immediately got into our Super Bowl Sunday’s…
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Episode 141 | Rihanna Chooses Her Super Bowl Openers
We’re back and with high level political ties. Rory and Mal roast Julian for his recent dinner with former President Bill Clinton. We go right into music and…
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Episode 140 | Mark Normand On Spreading Diseases & Comedy
Rory returns from desk duty and has even recruited another white to join today’s episode. Today, we are joined by the hilarious standup comedian Mark Normand…
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Episode 139 | The Minority Report
It’s our first episode of Black History Month so naturally we told Rory to sit this one out. He’s on desk duty. We begin with Eddin at the Apollo and…
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Episode 138 | Spoiled Beats & Next-Gen Rappers ft. Don Cannon
The the…the Cannon. On today’s episode we’re joined by one of the most iconic producers/music executives in the industry, Don Cannon. If you’re not familiar…
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Episode 137 | 23 and Him
Happy Friday! We’re off to a restless start as Baisley runs all over Rory’s house. Today we start with music. Complex names 21 Savage the best rapper of 2022…
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Episode 136 | Rory Gets Denied At The Apollo
The guys are back after a mixy weekend. Rory and Julian thought they found love for Baby D, but to no avail. The following night, the party continued with Bas…
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Episode 135 | KFC From Barstool discusses LeBron, Sitting on Cakes, and Barstool Politics
Welcome to the Barstool crossover episode. Today, we are joined by KFC and almost immediately Rory asks about Barstool politics. The guys discuss signing…
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Episode 134 | Bring Back Naked News!
It feels like things are finally getting back to normal. Today starts with Eddin gifting Julian a new Lulu backpack, which will not be given to anybody to…
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Episode 133 | MEN SHOULDN’T DO THIS…
First off…if you haven’t subscribed to our Patreon you’re fooling yourself. The FaceTime call with the girls is available now and things get heated. We close…
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Episode 132 | 2020-Me!
2020-Me! Welcome to the (not so) Happy New Year. In this episode, everyone had a peaceful New Year’s…except Julian. Demaris went to Rory’s where he hosted…
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Episode 131 | Till The Rizz Runs Dry
You’ve now joined the nation of Rizzlam. Some things, such as rizz, you just can’t teach. It’s like stepping on the 2 & 4 while using your fingers on the 1 &…
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Episode 130 | Why Don't We Believe Black Women?
Welcome to our first pod of 2023! Let’s talk about equity. Actually, nevermind. Mal continues to defend Michael Jeffery Jordan in all group chats. Even down to…
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Episode 129 | Merry Chrithmith
Merry Chrithmith from the Crip Santa. Welcome to our last pod of 2022! (there will be a Patreon don’t hate us yet) Our tour has officially come to an end. We…
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Episode 128 | Gaslighting & China Mac On Robbing Kanye
Chances are you’ve been gaslighting someone this year or have been gaslit. “Gaslight” has been named the official word of the year…because of women, and Rory…
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Episode 127 | Yes Ma'am
Our second episode in LA is met with just as much chaos as the first one. First we recap the legendary performance of Mal Backwoods and Rory Mcilroy at…
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Episode 126 | SZA IS NAS
We’re live from LA! Thank you Seattle for an interesting show and an even stranger night. First, shoutout to the legend Sir Mix a Lot for creating the BBL. We…
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Episode 125 | The Guys Get Emotional with Azad of Emotional Oranges
Happy Friday everyone. Today we’re joined by Azad of Emotional Oranges and things immediately got emotional. Somehow the P*ssy Posse and conspiracies find…
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Episode 124 | Boil Your Straps
Our shows are out of control. As expected, our return to NY didn’t disappoint. Demaris got pressed by the lovely Taylor about boiling dildos among other…
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Episode 123 | What The Hell Are You Listening To?!
No for real…what the hell are you listening to? The team discusses each of their music tastes (according to the data). We discovered quite a few of us played a…
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Episode 122 | MAL & The Pretty B*tches Unite!
We’re home!....well kind of. Eddin is out sick so we recorded this episode from WTF Studios (the house we built). The guys cover their Thanksgiving and reflect…
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Episode 121 | Mal Ran A Train!!!
The guys are back from a couple eventful nights in the great state of Texas. First we recap Luka’s dominance on the court, but he wasn’t the only Maverick…
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Episode 120 | No Soap On Sundays
Welcome back to Mal vs. Anyone that doesn’t believe Michael Jeffrey Jordan is the goat. Somehow the only thing Mal can do longer than argue MJ’s greatness is…
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Episode 119 | Jordan And Pippen Are Back!!!
The guys are back from their Atlanta studio, courtesy of Rockstar Energy, following another live show Sunday night. First, we learn that Rory and Mal made one…
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Episode 118 | Guess Who Got Kicked Out Of London?!
Fresh off a sold out show in London, we’re officially back in New York. The team discusses the rest of the trip. Needless to say, we have a newfound…
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Episode 117 | The Blokes Get Wet In London ft. Shelly FKA DRAM
Live from London, the mandem hit the ground running. Following a few pints with the blokes we went to BBC 1Xtra to talk about the Queen (most likely removed)…
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Episode 116 | Rest In Peace, Takeoff
This week the guys take a moment to reflect on the life of Kirshnik Khari Ball, known professionally as Takeoff, and discuss the state of hip hop along with…
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Episode 115 | Taylor Swift’s Newest Fans
The Swifties are back after a festive Halloween weekend. We open another film review, Pelham 123 (someone on Reddit please make an edit), the guys declare…
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Episode 114 | TikTok is Ruining Music ft. Joyce Wrice
We don’t talk enough about how difficult it is to age in the drug industry. Speaking of delays, Drake and 21 Savage pushed ‘Her Loss’ to a later date. Or…
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Episode 113 | SORRY
First let’s address the elephant in the room. WE’RE SORRY…we’re so sorry. The Mixy Boys were out this weekend. First, the guys hit Ludlow House (Julian’s…
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Episode 112 | Accountability In Culture Pt.II
Show us (and Jay Z) the accounting, the taxes or the contract! It could all be so simple. Speculation is only fun when you're in the wrong. In the meantime…
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Episode 111 | The World is Full of Rats...and Porn
The guys are back after an eventful weekend. Mal treated his mom to the sake squirting bottle at Benihana and Rory went to Dave Chappelle’s midnight show. Meg…
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Episode 110 | Cyhi the Prynce on Kanye, Virgil, & Writing ‘Sicko Mode’
This week the guys are joined by Hip-Hop legend, Cyhi the Prynce to discuss paying for samples, the importance of a marketing budget, the "college" era of…
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Episode 109 | Jack Harlow Bans Rory
Sha boo yah sha sha sha boo yah…roll call! The guys harmonize their way into today’s audio experience. Over the weekend, Rory was uninvited to the Jack Harlow…
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Episode 108 | Year Of The Woman
The guys are back after a quick trip to Atlanta to sit down with Benny The Butcher and another sold out show in Charlotte. Mal and Julian had a humbling…
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Episode 107 | Benny The Butcher Is Done Talking About Freddie Gibbs
Rory & Mal head to Atlanta's Culture Lab to catch up with Benny The Butcher. Of course they press him about his next project, but before they can get into that…
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Episode 106 | Unrequited Love ft. B. Simone & Megan Brooks
Rory & Mal sit down with the hosts of the Know For Sure Podcast on Mal's birthday and tackle the important matters at hand... Mal and B. Simone's (who he only…
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Episode 105 | Dahmer Is Top 5 Dead or Alive
This week this guys talk about the new Jeffrey Dahmer Netflix series sweeping the nation, recapping the DC live show, Demaris meeting the helicopter…
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Episode 104 | Adam Levine Is A Nasty White Boy
... and we all thought Rory was the Nasty White Boy Heavyweight Champion of the World... The guys start the episode off with a brief recap of their first live…
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Episode 103 | The Guys Are Ready For Cuffin' Season
(This episode was pre-recorded on September 14th)The boys sat down with their team to have a (semi) serious conversation about what relationship season looks…
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Episode 102 | Jack Harlow Is The Lyricist Of The Year
Ahh, yes. Satire. Sarcasm. Mockery. It's truly where we excel.This episode starts with an Emmy recap, and then goes straight into argument territory. Who…