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Rose Pricks: A Bachelor Roast
Stefanie Wilder Taylor (For Crying Out Loud, Bored AF) and Cecily Knobler relentlessly mock the crazy kids of The Bachelor, The Bachelorette, and Bachelor in Paradise. We snark because we love. Find our bonus episodes and full archives at http://patreon.com/rosepricks
Episodes
Rose Pricks: A Bachelor RoastNetflix’ Too Hot To Handle
Netflix dropped Too Hot to Handle and it’s too insane not to cover. We’ll be releasing the rest of our season on our Patreon feed! Find all of our premium…
Rose Pricks: A Bachelor RoastListen to Your Heart: Julia Ghoulia
Listen To Your Heart adds judging into the mix, which means Hairon Rogers is back to white guy dance while Julia prepares to go full on bunny boiler after…
Rose Pricks: A Bachelor RoastListen to Your Heart: Lounge Lizard
This week’s Listen to Your Heart finds one idiot sobbing about pre-cheating and a guy who looks suspiciously like Gary Busey getting all the A. This week’s…
Rose Pricks: A Bachelor RoastListen to Your Heart: A Star is Corn
Welcome to Listen to Your Heart As Long as The Other Person is Thin And Hot! Love blooms among karaoke runner ups in this new show from the producers of The…
Rose Pricks: A Bachelor RoastListen to Your Heart Cast Roast Part Two
Here’s Part Two of our Listen to Your Heart Cast Roast! This week’s bonus is about Colton’s book and Chad’s descent into subscription porn. Then in the next…
Rose Pricks: A Bachelor RoastListen to Your Heart Cast Roast Part One
Listen to Your Heart is about to begin on ABC and we’ve got a two part cast preview to get warmed up. Enjoy! Part two will be out next week! Find all of our…
Rose Pricks: A Bachelor RoastThe Bachelor: Petering Out
The Bachelor comes to a close with Peter crying, Hannah Ann girl powering, and Madison winning whatever prize the pilot is supposed to be. Also, Barbara…
Rose Pricks: A Bachelor RoastThe Bachelor: Outback Flakehouse
Peter’s Mom cries and sobs then cries some more on this week’s Meet the Parents episode of The Bachelor, and Peter is called “bud” a lot. This week’s premium…
Rose Pricks: A Bachelor RoastThe Bachelor: Women Yell All
It’s Women Tell All night on The Bachelor. There’s yelling, crying, and a lot of clips highlighting the Des Moines Facial. Oh yeah, and bullying is bad m’kay?…
Rose Pricks: A Bachelor RoastThe Bachelor: Save Yourself
Madison has given Peter one rule, and he has sex with it this week in Fantasy Suites. Will love ever be the same? This week’s premium Patreon bonus is about…
Rose Pricks: A Bachelor RoastThe Bachelor: Hometwown Wrecker
Hold on to your virginity! It’s Hometowns! Madison has a secret, Victoria had a secret, and Kelsey sobs. A LOT. This week’s premium Patreon bonus is about…
Rose Pricks: A Bachelor RoastThe Bachelor: Jesus Take the Rose
Jesus takes front and center this week on The Bachelor as Madison makes her intentions for a husband very clear. Unfortunately, Peter has been taken over by…
Rose Pricks: A Bachelor RoastThe Bachelor: The Kelseydrama Slammer
There’s a helicopter date, a Cosmo date, and most importantly, allegations of alcoholism in this week’s ridiculously long episode of The Bachelor. As long as…
Rose Pricks: A Bachelor RoastThe Bachelor: Chase and Fumble
Victoria gets a surprise from a one night stand during a one one one date on this week’s The Bachelor, and Alayah is tackled immediately on re-entry. This…
Rose Pricks: A Bachelor RoastThe Bachelor: You Say Alayah, I Say A Lie-uh
Alaya takes center stage with ten different personalities on The Bachelor, but is she fake or is it just all imagery? To hear this week's premium bonus about…
Rose Pricks: A Bachelor RoastThe Bachelor: Des Moines Facial
A moron takes a champagne load to the face, but at least it's foine Des Moines woine! Enjoy! To hear this week's premium bonus about Madison commenting on her…
Rose Pricks: A Bachelor RoastThe Bachelor: As The Hurled Turns
The ladies of The Bachelor are tested on their plane skills and Hanna comes back yet again to sob. Enjoy! To hear the second cast breakdown episode, become a…
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The Bachelor: Thirsting With the Stars
Pilot Pete makes out with thirty chicks in his premier episode, and Heeenah returns with thick mascara sobbing to steal his season. Enjoy! To hear the second…
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The Bachelor Season 24 Cast Roast Part One
The Bachelor is back with Pilot Pete for season 24 and we're here with a roast of the newest crop of dodo birds. Enjoy! This week's premium bonus is Part Two…
Rose Pricks: A Bachelor RoastBachelor in Paradise: Baby You're a Firework
Tonight on the VERY DRAMATIC Bachelor in Paradise season finale, some couples find the strength to fake love for the ultimate prize of lucrative poop tea ads…
Rose Pricks: A Bachelor RoastBachelor in Paradise: Pivotal Pivots
Tonight on Bachelor in Paradise, Dylan and Hannah get smug and make tortillas with a bunch of random villagers and Matt the farmer learns what it's like to aim…
Rose Pricks: A Bachelor RoastBachelor in Paradise: Public Demi Affection
Tonight on Bachelor in Paradise, Demi has a breakdown over PDA and Caelynn chooses to pay for gas for the rest of her days. The bonus is a NextDoor episode…
Rose Pricks: A Bachelor RoastBachelor in Paradise: Stache Rehash
Blake proves what an unoriginal imbecile he is when he cribs an 80's rom com to win a woman he can barely stand. Also, Dean finds two hour parking on the beach…
Rose Pricks: A Bachelor RoastBachelor in Paradise: Flinstone Out!
Tonight on Bachelor in Paradise, our sad sack Fred Flinstone hits the road after getting dumped again and somehow John Paul Jones wins the girl. We're as…
Rose Pricks: A Bachelor RoastBachelor in Paradise: Getting Goosed
On this very special wedding episode of Bachelor in Paradise, Krystal marries Goose, Caelynn gets dumped and then picked up and dusted off, and Clay tries…
Rose Pricks: A Bachelor RoastBachelor in Paradise: J Pigeon J
John Paul Jones has a conundrum on tonight's Bachelor in Paradise: pigeon or seagull? This week's bonus episode is about the evils of marijuana and a lady who…
Rose Pricks: A Bachelor RoastBachelor in Paradise: The Other Woman
The other woman enters paradise, so we're in for two hours of Derek trying to sob his way through his Bachelor audition. Buckle up. This week's bonus episode…
Rose Pricks: A Bachelor RoastBachelor in Paradise: Model Toss
A model fights, another model high kicks. Paradise is crushed, and we never even got to find out what was in the piñata! This week's bonus episode is about…
Rose Pricks: A Bachelor RoastBachelor in Paradise: Van Milder
Dean cyphers enough gas for his van to make it to tonight's Bachelor in Paradise along with a piñata protecting hot guy. Fight! This week's bonus episode is…
Rose Pricks: A Bachelor RoastBachelor in Paradise: Toe Karma
Blake's douchebaggery takes center stage again on tonight's Bachelor in Paradise as a rock gets revenge for the girls, and our favorite bottom model joins the…
Rose Pricks: A Bachelor RoastBachelor in Paradise: Angry Tricks and Lizard Licks
Blake is caught in a pentagon on tonight's Bachelor in Paradise, but who cares? There will always be someone to make out with ya in times of need. This week's…
Rose Pricks: A Bachelor RoastBachelor in Paradise: Heart Blake, Ho? Tell!
Bachelor in Paradise opens its new season with a Blake douchebag scandal topped with a hilariously terrible rug. This week's bonus episode is about rat…
Rose Pricks: A Bachelor RoastThe Bachelorette: Bad Pedigree
Hannah's season of The Bachelorette comes to a close with tears, second chances, and a ton of snot. Thanks for being with us this season! We'll be back for…
Rose Pricks: A Bachelor RoastThe Bachelorette: Cheesing Hard
In the first two hours of this very special 49 hour finale of The Bachelorette, Jed gets swatted down by Hannah's dad cuz he's poor and Tyler rides a horse and…
Rose Pricks: A Bachelor RoastThe Bachelorette: Jesus Tells All
Luke takes up all of the Men Tell All to get into religious wars and use up a lot of silence saying absolutely nothing, but dammit we had fun. This week's…
Rose Pricks: A Bachelor RoastThe Bachelorette: Fantasy Creep
The Bachelorette celebrates fantasy suites night with lots of Bible talk and a special reading from Hebrews. And the hot guy gets the least action. WTH? This…
Rose Pricks: A Bachelor RoastThe Bachelorette: Hometown Benches
It's hometown visits on The Bachelorette, which means it's time to wonder how every finalist ever has a bench in front of their parents' house. Will Hannah be…
Rose Pricks: A Bachelor RoastThe Bachelorette: Baloney Manwich
Garret tries to get Luke kicked off this week's episode of The Bachelorette by taunting him with a time tested lunch meat. Will it work? This week's premium…
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The Bachelorette: Changing Lanes
The guys fight over how to change lanes on this week's Bachelorette and Hanna cries a lot with a runny nose in Latvia. Our premium Patreon bonus is about the…
Rose Pricks: A Bachelor RoastThe Bachelorette: Remembering Literally Five Minutes Ago
Hannah has a mini breakdown when the boys of The Bachelorette won't stop wahing at each other. Don't worry! Chris is here to save the day with a clip show! Our…
Rose Pricks: A Bachelor RoastThe Bachelorette: Jock Mess
The Bachelorette takes Scottland in this very special kilt episode. Hannah spends what seems like 19 hours trying to get Luke to pretend he has feelings. Will…
Rose Pricks: A Bachelor RoastThe Bachelorette: Thugby
The Lukes get into a physical altercation at a rugby game and the guys try to get crazy face Luke P ousted. Will it work, or will Hannah's love of roid rage…
Rose Pricks: A Bachelor RoastThe Bachelorette: The Phantom Leg of the Opera
It's a very special Secret Life of Douchebags episode. Luke starts a roid rage spiral, Connor finds chicken soup in the grocery store, and Cam makes up a story…
Rose Pricks: A Bachelor RoastThe Bachelorette: Chicken McStalker
ABC, guys. ABC. This week's The Bachelorette features a Chicken McNugget fight and lots of speedos. Is Hannah about to make the worst decision of her life, or…
Rose Pricks: A Bachelor RoastThe Bachelorette 15: Douche Patrol
Demi and Katie show up in the first episode of Hannah's Bachelorette season to scope out this year's crop of douches from the comfort of a creepy white van…
Rose Pricks: A Bachelor RoastThe Bachelorette Season 15 Cast Preview
Hannah Bama is about to take Bachelor Nation by storm, which means it's time to judge the sloppy man meat the casting directors have assembled from various…
Rose Pricks: A Bachelor RoastThe Bachelor: It's Like Weird
Colton's season comes to an end. How many times will Cassie say "weird"? This week's bonus is about fighting in facebook groups. To hear all of our bonuses…
Rose Pricks: A Bachelor RoastThe Bachelor: Tom Bruised
Colton is rescued from the Portuguese countryside in time to dump the women he has a shot in hell with for a girl who's out of his league and will dump him…
Rose Pricks: A Bachelor RoastThe Bachelor: Women Tell All
The women take the stage to squawk a lot, claim they're drowning in tears, and wonder about Colton's mysterious disappearance into the Portuguese countryside…
Rose Pricks: A Bachelor RoastThe Bachelor: Greatest Fear Suite
Colton's greatest fear comes true on Fantasy Suite week. Will his bones get jumped before the fence he escapes over? This week's bonus is about an older man…
Rose Pricks: A Bachelor RoastThe Bachelor: Are You My Daddy?
This week on The Bachelor, Colton auditions new dads on his Hometown visits. Will he find acceptance? Will anyone throw cleats at his head? And who won't get…
Rose Pricks: A Bachelor RoastThe Bachelor: The Mystery of the Wrong Reasons
Colton tries to selfie cam himself through his ongoing mystery of who's here for the wrong reasons and gets a random stamp of approval from his dad before…
Rose Pricks: A Bachelor RoastThe Bachelor: Dem's Da Breaks
Colton is presented with a mystery. Someone is not here for the right reasons, but will he kick off the right bimbos? This week's bonus is about dog yoga…
Rose Pricks: A Bachelor RoastThe Bachelor: Been Kissed
The Bachelor goes to Tahiti and Colton removes the Never from Been Kissed's name. More worms are swallowed and Colton fears his worst. Nightmare. Is coming…
Rose Pricks: A Bachelor RoastThe Bachelor: Slugs
The Bachelor goes to Singapore and tries to teach the entire city the meaning of the word "WOOOOO!" The beauty queens slug it out, but Demi takes out two…
Rose Pricks: A Bachelor RoastThe Bachelor: Pirate Slooty
The Bachelor takes on pirates and fitness, and the pageant girls go at it. Will Colton cry? Yes. Yes he will. This week's bonus is a serious talk about the…
Rose Pricks: A Bachelor RoastThe Bachelor: Awesometism
It's story time on The Bachelor, and the girls write like it's their first time. Then Billy Eichner stops by to terrorize Colton and a beauty pageant war…
Rose Pricks: A Bachelor RoastThe Bachelor: Hag, Interrupting
Colton is freshly spray tanned and ready to pretend to lose his virginity to a girl. Will the old lady from What About Mary ruin everything? This week's bonus…
Rose Pricks: A Bachelor RoastThe Bachelor Season 23 Cast Roast Part Two
Welcome back! We got the campfire going, so let's get to the second half of our contestant roast! To hear all of our bonuses, become a premium member at…
Rose Pricks: A Bachelor RoastThe Bachelor Season 23 Cast Roast Part One
The Bachelor is back for its 23rd season, but before we get to see how many times Colton cries in his first episode, we have to meet the 19,000 dodo birds…