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Rose Pricks: A Bachelor Roast
Stefanie Wilder Taylor (For Crying Out Loud, Bored AF) and Cecily Knobler relentlessly mock the crazy kids of The Bachelor, The Bachelorette, and Bachelor in Paradise. We snark because we love. Find our bonus episodes and full archives at http://patreon.com/rosepricks
Episodes
Rose Pricks: A Bachelor RoastBachelor in Paradise: The Final No Means No
It's the end of Bachelor in Paradise's fifth season. Will Annalise take no for an answer? Will Wills get to say anything? And has Colton survived the wrath of…
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Bachelor in Paradise: Orange Is the Old Orange
Bachelor in Paradise rewards its loyal viewers with the gift of Orange Robby and a bunch of people get dumped. We're in the final inning, people! On this…
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Bachelor in Paradise: Witchy Shu
Eric realizes he doesn't know where the cheese is at all, Annalise tells off a possible Russian witch, and a perfectly newish Ross Dress For Less picture frame…
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Bachelor in Paradise: The Mist
Eric made Angela cry, which causes a mist of distrust to descend upon our favorite group of needful things. Who will cry? Who won't cry? And will Colton and…
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Bachelor in Paradise: Coupon King VS Dime Store Fabio
Leo douches out completely this episode and tries to keep some dignity by dressing like The Nanny on his way out before throwing a drink on our favorite…
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Bachelor in Paradise: Namast-Laid
Will Krystal lose the Goose and latch on to Conor or will she just bury her head in the sand? Or both? Just another day in Paradise! This week's bonus is about…
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Bachelor in Paradise: You Can Put Lipstick on a Beignet...w Guest Annabelle DeSisto
Guest Annabelle DeSisto (Adderall and Compliments, @AnnabelleDeSisto) joins Ronnie this week to talk about Colton and Tia finally naming their relationship!…
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Bachelor in Paradise: Drowning Dog
The model loses his poo on this week's Bachelor in Paradise and drowns a puppy. Plus, Tia gets more stalkery and Colton gives in. This week's bonus is about…
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Bachelor in Paradise: Who Moved My Cheese, Brah?
Tia learns that Goose is the douche we all knew him to be on tonight's Bachelor in Paradise. Also, Colton cries a little more, Becca rolls her eyes, and Kenny…
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Bachelor in Paradise: Almost Hair-idise
This week on Bachelor in Paradise, will Colton lose the game or the rest of his hair first? How many chances will Tia give? And will Bibiana find a way to…
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Bachelor in Paradise: Sloppy Segundos
Bachelor in Paradise begins its journey w fresh hos, new crabs, and a prop for Chris. This week's bonus are the After the Final Rose Interviews. To hear it and…
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The Bachelorette: The Final Quesadilla
The Bachelorette comes to an end, and Becca is so in love with both guys that she lets a quesadilla decide the winner. Not kidding. This week's bonus are the…
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The Bachelorette: Men Fail All
The douchelords fight like wussies on this very special Men Tell All episode of The Bachelorette. Will Wills finally beat the shit out of his face with his…
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The Bachelorette: Fantasy Stalker
It's Fantasy Suite week on The Bachelorette! Becca is in love with literally everyone. Who will she settle for? On this week's premium bonus, our neighborhoods…
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The Bachelorette: On the Wings of a Hometown Visit
It's Hometown week on The Bachelorette! Becca is force fed wings, bad haircuts and TRUTH AND HONESTY. Will she be vlnrbool? On this week's premium bonus, we do…
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The Bachelorette: The Virgin Mary
This week on The Bachelorette, Colton comes out as a Virgin in the front and production almost halts from shock. Will Rebecca be devastated or get to bud…
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The Bachelorette: Romancipation Proclamation
The remaining guys visit the birthplace of our Nation. Will they vote to build a Walls Up or a Walls Down? Enjoy! On this week's premium bonus: we're back to…
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The Bachelorette: K Danke Bye
Wayne Newton shows up on The Bachelorette to remind us all to wear sunscreen and moisturize. Choir guy loses it and Model goes head to head with Chicken…
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The Bachelorette: Flat Earth
Just when you think the guys on The Bachelorette can't surprise you any more, they flatten the Earth and lie about the reasons they're here for. On this week's…
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The Bachelorette: Bloody Claws
The Bachelorette guys paint their nails and play football. It's all fun and games til a chicken loses his face. This week's bonus is another obsessive dive…
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The Bachelorette: Dodgeballin'
The boys of The Bachelorette play try to dodge the model's balls in this weeks very emotional episode. Will Becca ever stop saying Ari? Probably not. This…
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The Bachelorette: Chickens
Season 14 of The Bachelorette has begun, and the house is full of chickens with really questionable hairlines. This week's bonus is To hear it and all of our…
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The Bachelorette Season 14 Cast Preview Part Two
The Bachleorette Season 14 cast announcements have been made, and there's huge news: fewer Old Navy tees. Let's do the darn thing mkay? Also, in the first…
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The Bachelorette Season 14 Cast Preview Part One
The Bachleorette Season 14 begins its walls down journey to the land of voolnrbool at the end of May, and we could resist meeting up for a little preview of…
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The Bachelor: Lemon Laws
The season finale of The Bachelor is a total mess, and kinda hard to watch. By kinda hard, we mean super fun. Enjoy! This week's bonus is a recap of After the…
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The Bachelor: Fantasy Tent Dollar Tree
It's time for Ari to bone all three remaining basket cases and promise each that he loves her. Nothing bad can happen right? RIGHT? This week's bonus is chat…
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The Bachelor: I Know What You Did Last Summer w/ Kate Casey
KateCasey from Reality Life joins us to break down the Women Tell All special. Someone knows something about Ari. WHAT COULD IT BE? We never find out, but…
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The Bachelor: Hometown Buffet
The Bachelor is at Hometown Week! Which parent will take a bat to Ari’s knees first? Let’s find out! This week's bonus is a preview of The Bachelor Winter…
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Winter Games: Yuki Gold
The Bachelor Winter Games are upon us and they're amazing. Idiots falling on ice and falling in love. Could you ask for more? This week's bonus is a cast…
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The Bachelor: I'm Just Not That Into You
Jaqueline brings a virus to the cast of The Bachelor. The "Am I Too Good For You?" virus. It's deadly, and it spreads fast. Who will survive it? This week's…
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The Bachelor: Dark Krystal
Krystal: Hot. Insane. Hot. Norman Bates: Odd. Insane. Fun. Who will win Ari's aging heart? And who will lose their soul? Enjoy! This week's bonus is a deep…
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The Bachelor: Live Bait
Krystal gets more insane, and not shockingly, so does the taxidermist. Luckily, there's enough free booze to keep Ari complacent. Enjoy! This week's bonus is a…
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The Bachelor: TaTa-Hoe!
The girls go to Tahoe, and someone is glam shamed. THE HORROR. Enjoy! This week's bonus is part two of a late Saturday night phone call about Stef meeting…
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The Bachelor: GOBSmacked
A couple of rode hard wrestlers teach the girls of The Bachelor to fake it. As if they didn't already know how. Enjoy! This week's bonus is a late Saturday…
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The Bachelor: Bumper Scars
A ho is traumatized by bumper car memories, but will Crystal be the ultimate scar maker? This week's bonus is Bachelor gossip about the drunk driver, Jef with…
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The Bachelor: The Attack of the Curling Iron
This season, lucky stud Ari is offered with an array of escorts with the exact same haircuts and addiction to curling irons. Welcome back to Rose Pricks! For…
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The Bachelor: Season 22 Cast Preview
Ari takes over the coveted Bachelor fauxhawk for the season. Can this newest round of dodo birds handle it? Can their curling irons? Let's judge some bios…
Rose Pricks: A Bachelor RoastBachelor in Paradise: Settling
Dean’s douchery is fully unmasked on the season finale of Bachelor in Paradise. We’re also treated to an emotionally intellectual engagement and a sighting of…
Rose Pricks: A Bachelor RoastBachelor in Paradise: The Twin Pities
The twins return with a change in their attitudes. Yes, they can be even worse. For bonus episodes, become a premium member at RosePricks.com! You can also…
Rose Pricks: A Bachelor RoastBachelor in Paradise: WahDoomed
The sweaty douche known as the guy who yelled at Wahboom TM joins Paradise for a short stay. Spoiler: He doesn’t go into anyone’s room at night with a banana…
Rose Pricks: A Bachelor RoastBachelor in Paradise: The Fickle Monster
Dean has a constant boner but can’t decide who to honor with its company, Jasmine continues to skirt the edges of sanity, and Corinne speaks out by saying…
Rose Pricks: A Bachelor RoastBachelor in Paradise: Scallop Zingers
Jasmine loses her mind, Taylor does a run on her emotional piggy bank, and Christen gets bullied for her love of scallops. For bonus episodes, become a premium…
Rose Pricks: A Bachelor RoastBachelor in Paradise: Looking For Mr. Anyone
Lacey is at her breaking point in Paradise tonight, and it’s all Taylor’s fault. At least Adam is continuing his fresh meat streak! For bonus episodes, become…
Rose Pricks: A Bachelor RoastBachelor in Paradise: Celebration of Half Assedness
Sad Dean loses some luster tonight for the salon lady with a baby laugh, and the Russian Dental Assistant cries and bulges her quivering eyeballs a lot. All in…
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Bachelor in Paradise: Low Budget Wedding Consent w Special Guest Annabelle DeSisto
Annabelle DeSisto from Adderall and Compliments (@AnnabelleLee417 on Twitter) fills in for Stef to mock the Evan/Carly low budget wedding and Chris Harrison’s…
Rose Pricks: A Bachelor RoastBachelor in Paradise: Orange Ya Glad We’re Back?
Orange Robby returns to TV to influence us all to buy his new eyeliner. Will anyone get a boner? Demario doesn’t count. For bonus episodes, become a premium…
Rose Pricks: A Bachelor RoastThe Bachelorette Bonus: Special Guest Kate Casey After the Final Rose
Sometimes the only people to cry to about a sad ending of your fave show are your funniest friends. Special Guest @KateCasey from the Reality Life Podcast…
Rose Pricks: A Bachelor RoastThe Bachelorette: The Final Sigh
It’s the choice we all have to make at some point in our journeys: dependability, f-ability, or settle for the shlub who promises to fake it well. Sigh. For…
Rose Pricks: A Bachelor RoastThe Bachelorette: Moana Tells All
Lee is put on trial for his racism, but will he ever admit it? Or will he just keep pumping his temple veins? We don’t know yet, but it’s worth two hours just…
Rose Pricks: A Bachelor RoastThe Bachelorette: The Rioja Scare
Rachel’s family is a tough crowd, and they see right through Leave it to Beaver Cheeks. Also, Peter almost wusses out, and Eric gets a new jacket. That kid is…