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Lu & Jarch
Lu and Jarch – Best mates and certified chaos merchants! Start your drive home with Lu and Jarch 2-4pm weekdays on Triple M
Episodes
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A 20 second naked hug | Lu & Jarch on Triple M | Wednesday August 19
Today on the show Lu confronts Jarch because the naughty little boy has been accidentally buying things on the company card. Plus, we’ve found a few…
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The subtle touch of a mans breasts | Lu & Jarch on Triple M | Tuesday August 18
A school in Scotland has NINE sets of twins starting primary school today, so Lu and Jarch chat to pairs of people and try to work out if they’re twins…
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Demonic doodles | Lu & Jarch on Triple M | Monday August 17
Today on the show, Jarch is forced to awkwardly call someone on air and apologise for something he did last week. And Lu has been added to her new…
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What a stupid question | Lu & Jarch on Triple M | Friday August 14
Today on the show, Jarch talks about how he’s upset one of his colleagues and needs a way to make it up to her. We’ve discovered the ridiculous…
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Reflexes of a sloth | Lu & Jarch on Triple M | Thursday August 13
Mummy is back for Thrust Thursday!!! Fittingly, we’re talking about songs you listen to in the bedroom. Plus Lu and Jarch help out the kids of Australia…
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It’s not the wand it’s the wizard | Lu & Jarch on Triple M | Wednesday August 11
Today on the show Jarch takes on another Undercover Lover challenge, he put Deans lover Stephanie to the test to see if she’ll pretend to be his…
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I respect a man in a wig | Lu & Jarch on Triple M | Tuesday August 11
It’s Census day in Australia… but instead of the boring ABS questions we’ve found the answers Australia actually want to know. How many…
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I got hit in the face and caught a shoe | Lu & Jarch on Triple M | Monday August 10
Today on the show Jarch talks about getting carried away at the pub with Lu’s boyfriend Lachy over the weekend. We want to know how many people are…
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We're in the dog house | Lu & Jarch on Triple M | Friday August 7
Today on the show Lu and Jarch put their friendship to the test with "7 Questions You Should Ask Your Best Friend". And Jarch has done something that's left…
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Just keep sucking | Lu & Jarch on Triple M | Thursday August 6
Today on the show Jarch performs a song he wrote for his son that always stops him sooking. We put his lullaby writing to the test and challenge him to create…
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Grubby guts | Lu & Jarch on Triple M | Wednesday August 5
A South Australian bookstore has had to ban 2 teenagers who kept humping on their couch, so today on the show Lu and Jarch call some other bookstores…
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It hurts so much to vomit | Lu & Jarch on Triple M | Tuesday August 4
Today on the show Judge Jarchy settles a case about working from home. A man has been caught crawling out of a spa to avoid paying the bill – so we want…
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Toothless cow | Lu & Jarch on Triple M | Monday August 3
The people of Australia are being bombarded with the 2026 Census, so today on the show Lu and Jarch launch their own sillier census to find out if people wipe…
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My dad thinks I’m a pussy | Lu & Jarch on Triple M | Friday July 31
Today on the show Lu and Jarch want to hear the questions your kids have asked you – after a little boy on school camp asked his dad if he needed surgery…
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I love you, no worries | Lu & Jarch on Triple M | Thursday July 30
It’s National Friendship Day today and Jarch proved his friendship to Lu by pulling a giant hair out of her chin. Lu did something at the park that…
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You know your ass wiping, kid | Lu & Jarch on Triple M | Wednesday July 29
Today on the show Lu and Jarch reveal the things people used as toilet paper before it was invented. Listeners share their biggest undie achievements, and…
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The judge of farts | Lu & Jarch on Triple M | Tuesday July 28
Today on the show Lu and Jarch want to know if you’re cursed. A new married couple have done something embarrassing at their wedding that’s got the…
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A breast milk connoisseur | Lu & Jarch on Triple M | Monday July 27
Today on the show Lu and Jarch want to know – when did your phone interrupt the moment? After the AusAlert interrupted the start of our show, and Sam…
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20 stings in the schlong | Lu & Jarch on Triple M | Friday July 24
Today on the show Lu and Jarch talk about a lady who experienced a very unfortunate injury in a very unfortunate area while on a rope swing overseas. And Daddy…
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A rebel and a pussy | Lu & Jarch on Triple M | Thursday July 23
Today on the show Lu and Jarch prank Lu’s boyfriend Wumpy by pretending Lu bought a puppy. And a priest has yelled at a bride and groom during their…
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My brain is pooped | Lu & Jarch on Triple M | Wednesday July 22
There’s a new “ick” that women have with men, so today on the show Lu and Jarch discuss whether or not it’s a valid deal breaker. Plus…
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Not a happy chappy | Lu & Jarch on Triple M | Tuesday July 21
Today on the show Lu and Jarch are talking naughty dogs, after Barnaby Joyce went viral for yelling at his dog during a live interview. And Lu tells Jarch…
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Hot cup of cockfee | Lu & Jarch on Triple M | Monday July 20
Today on the show Lu reveals something funny she discovered about a member of the team over the weekend – so we want to know - when were you shocked by a…
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The princess and the pig | Lu & Jarch on Triple M | Friday July 17
Today on the show Lu and Jarch hear stories on awkward encounters. We chat terrible tattoo cover ups, and Lu shares a story about a feud she started with a 4…
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Shut up Steve | Lu & Jarch on Triple M | Thursday July 16
Lu and Jarch are hosting a trivia night tonight, so today on the show they reminisce about what happened last time they hosted trivia (spoilers, they drank a…
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Hiding from the hanky panky | Lu & Jarch on Triple M | Wednesday July 15
Today on the show Lu and Jarch play a brand new game… Go Fact Yourself! A dad has face-planted at a carnival which inspired them to unpack a few dads…
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Jarch is a big mud boy | Lu & Jarch on Triple M | Tuesday July 14
It’s a loose show today! Judge Jarchy hears a case about a wife who ran over her husband’s lawnmower, Lu and Jarch had an awkward moment in the…
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WE’RE ALL BACK TOGETHER AGAIN | Lu & Jarch on Triple M | Monday July 13
Lu and Jarch are back!!!! Jarch spills the details on life as a new dad, and Lu confesses what happened when she met little Hank for the first time. We give…
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Jarch's Daddy Update
Daddy Jarch checks in with a quick update on life with newborn Hank. From the highs, the sleepless nights and everything in between, hear how he's settling…
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Did you have friends as a kid? | Lu & Jarch on Triple M | Tuesday June 23
Nathan Hindmarsh is back!! Today he confesses to eating something he shouldn’t have. Lu puts Hindy to the test to see if he knows what “half…
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Nathan Hindmarsh is a genius | Lu & Jarch on Triple M | Monday June 22
Hindy fills in for Jarch on todays show, and to celebrate he takes on Reverse The Verse for the first time. Plus, there’s a year 5 maths question that…
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A wheelie good show | Lu & Jarch on Triple M | Friday June 19
It’s Dr Chris Brown’s final show today, and Lu really sends him out with a bang. There’s a falsetto bingle performance, Lu makes him prank a…
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My mum said you give her the sh*ts | Lu & Jarch on Triple M | Thursday June 18
Today on the show, Dr Chris Brown takes on Unpack Your Dad!!! And find out what happened when the doc was pulled over by the police…wearing…very…
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I dropped my nuts | Lu & Jarch on Triple M | Wednesday June 17
Today on the show Chris reckons he can convert some die hard AFL fans to NRL fans, we put Lu’s emotional intelligence to the test, and Brownie tells us…
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I wish I was a dog | Lu & Jarch on Triple M | Friday June 12
It’s Freeball Friday and today on the show Dr Chris Brown delivers his very first bingle for a small Australian business. Plus Chris’s dog Buzzy…
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Just a little dribble | Lu & Jarch on Triple M | Thursday June 11
Today on the show, Lu reveals the humiliating thing that happened to her during a Pilates class yesterday. Plus, her boyfriend Lachy has landed himself in the…
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Lu has forgotten something VERY important today | Lu & Jarch on Triple M | Wednesday June 10
A man has been banned from Bunnings after taking a display mower for a joyride, so today we want to know: where have you been banned from? Plus, Dr Chris Brown…
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Mrs Poo Brown | Lu & Jarch on Triple M | Tuesday June 9
Today on the show, Dr Chris Brown reveals the funny thing his dog Buzzy has been doing in the middle of the night that's been setting off the smoke alarms. And…
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Chris Brown disappointed Nelson Mandela | Lu & Jarch on Triple M | Monday June 6
Browny’s first show!!! Chris Brown is covering Jarch for the next few weeks, and today on the show he gave Lu some feedback on the name she’s…
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FAREWELL DADDY | Lu & Jarch on Triple M | Friday June 5
It’s Jarch’s last show today… but before he disappears for a few weeks to welcome his first baby, Lu and Jarch announce who’ll be…
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A couple of little tittles | Lu & Jarch on Triple M | Thursday June 4
Today on the show Lu and Jarch want to know what you signed up for while you were drunk, after Junior Tafa agreed to his UFC while blind in Bali. And Lu and…
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The pussy was jealous of the pussy | Lu & Jarch on Triple M | Wednesday June 3
Today on the show, Lu shares that she’s been bitten on the bum by a spider. We ask – what bit you on the bum – and the stories did not…
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Captain Cringe | Lu & Jarch on Triple M | Tuesday June 2
Someone's been stealing Jeremy Clarkson's urinal cakes, so today on the show Lu and Jarch want to know the most useless thing you've ever stolen. Plus, it…
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Betty Cocker | Lu & Jarch on Triple M | Monday June 1
It’s a brand-new week and we’re kicking it off with a broken team… Lu has lost her voice, and Jarch has done something before the show that…
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Farting in your sleep | Lu & Jarch on Triple M | Friday May 29
Today on the show Lu discovers what a cuddle café is, then heads downstairs to ask a random barista for a hug. Jarch attempts his first…
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Naughty at the drive in | Lu & Jarch on Triple M | Thursday May 28
Today on the show, Lu struggles with some quick maths. And the people of Australia have asked google for a brand new feature…and it could involve your…
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Pee on one of my handbags | Lu & Jarch on Triple M | Wednesday May 27
Today on the show, Jarch makes a huuuuge claim that he’s in the top 1% of drivers. We might need to put him to the test! Plus we find out the meaning…
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Mrs Crapburger | Lu & Jarch on Triple M | Tuesday May 26
Today on the show Judge Jarchy decides whether or not it’s okay to steal something from your sibling. A cop reveals the best “get out of a speeding…
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2 fingers and a thumb | Lu & Jarch on Triple M | Monday May 25
We’re kicking off a brand new week with some cheeky hacks on how to save money. Plus some interesting info on what Aussies are getting up to in hotel…
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Dumb criminals and a meteor | Lu & Jarch on Triple M | Friday May 22
Today on the show we need the nations help! We’ve got a petition and we need your signatures! And we hear stories on funny things you missed, after a…
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Chicken fillet to the face | Lu & Jarch on Triple M | Thursday May 21
Today on the show, we found out that Lulu has sent her poo poo through the mail – find out why! Plus, we hear stories about things that got stuck to you…
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I’m dating an idiot | Lu & Jarch on Triple M | Tuesday May 19
Today on the show Judge Jarchy hears his favourite case so far. Plus, we’ve discovered an alarming new stat…apparently 20% of men wear the same…
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Don’t high five yourself | Lu & Jarch on Triple M | Monday May 18
Today on the show Lu and Jarch want to hear stories about mooning, after a bridesmaid accidentally flashed her bum while doing the worm at a wedding. And we…
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I take back what I said | Lu & Jarch on Triple M | Friday May 15
It’s Freeball Friday and today on the show we find out if Lu and Jarch are attractive. Plus, a company is going viral for the terrible reward they offer…
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A 10 second quickie | Lu & Jarch on Triple M | Thursday May 14
Today on the show Jarch puts Lu to the test to see if she knows how long certain birds can stay in the air for without touching the ground, and the results…
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D**khead answer your phone | Lu & Jarch on Triple M | Wednesday May 13
It’s a terrible day for Jarch, because today he found out that the unannounced “pop in” is now considered rude. And do you get offended when…
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The team made Lu a cranky little senorita | Lu & Jarch on Triple M | Tuesday May 12
Today on the show Lu found out it was us ding dong ditching her yesterday while she was sick…and she was NOT happy. And on a happier note, we plan a…
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Wet, nervous, excited | Lu & Jarch on Triple M | Monday May 11
Lu has a stomach bug so she went home early to get some sleep. Instead of letting her rest, we decided to send some producers round to her house to ding dong…
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A hot mum and a sunroof | Lu & Jarch on Triple M | Friday May 8
It’s Freeball Friday, but more importantly it’s David Attenboroughs 100thbirthday!!! To celebrate, Jarch secretly filmed Lu all week then narrated…
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Are you alive? | Lu & Jarch on Triple M | Thursday May 7
It’s Thrust Thursday, and very fittingly we’ve got some advice for people doing the deed over 70. Someone in our office has become a bit of a…