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Lu & Jarch
Lu and Jarch – Best mates and certified chaos merchants! Start your drive home with Lu and Jarch 2-4pm weekdays on Triple M
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Has the game started yet? | Lu & Jarch on Triple M | Wednesday May 6
Today on the show Lu and Jarch talk about a Nonna who was carrying around a piece of cake, a jar of spices, a bread roll and a pepper in her handbag, then…
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Get some milk for the princess | Lu & Jarch on Triple M | Tuesday May 5
Would you miss a mates bucks party for Magic Round? Judge Jarchy makes a ruling on that case today. Lu tells us about her bunion named Grant, and we take calls…
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I got turtle slapped | Lu & Jarch on Triple M | Monday May 4
It’s a very special show today because both Lu and Jarch have their mums in the studio!!! We put Janelle and Gill to the test to see how well they know…
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I’m surrounded by idiots | Lu & Jarch on Triple M | Friday May 1
Lu’s mum arrived in town today and she’s already cleaned Lu’s house AND packed her a homemade sandwich, so we want to hear stories from other…
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LYING ALERT | Lu & Jarch on Triple M | Thursday April 30
Today is National Honesty Day, and to celebrate Lu and Jarch asked everyone to call in with some honest feedback on the show. Plus there’s a new shower…
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Big Bath Boy | Lu & Jarch on Triple M | Wednesday April 29
How many showers do you have per week? Today on the show Lu and Jarch reveal the average number in various countries around the world – then confess how…
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Puss in the face | Lu & Jarch on Triple M | Tuesday April 28
Today on the show Lu and Jarch reveal that red heads are multiplying!!! We could be seeing a lot more ginger in the coming years, so to celebrate we play a…
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Who caught Jarch picking his nose? | Lu & Jarch on Triple M | Monday April 27
Things get a bit chaotic today when Lu and Jarch test out the theory that a vacuum cleaner can create the perfect ponytail. And we hear stories about times you…
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AbsoPOOPly | Lu & Jarch on Triple M | Friday April 24
Happy Freeball Friday. Today on the show we revisit the moment Jarch got got caught dropping a fart in the lift at work, and it seems he's not the only one who…
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Five big doodles | Lu & Jarch on Triple M | Thursday April 23
The listeners voted, so today on the show Lu and Jarch spend the full 2 hours handcuffed to each other. We play a brand new game, and find out what happened…
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Bad dawg LDD has been handcuffed | Lu & Jarch on Triple M | Wednesday April 22
Today on the show Lu and Jarch revealed that men are 4x more likely to cry over football than the end of a relationship – so we want to know…
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Double check who your best friends are | Lu & Jarch on Triple M | Tuesday April 21
Lulu sends our producer a tonne of random texts, so today on the show we turned them all into a song. Judge Jarchy is in the studio, and we play a game where…
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Hello piss pot | Lu & Jarch on Triple M | Monday April 20
Today on the show, Lu gets the chance to shine in our brand new acting challenge called Roll With It. We ask people to share the foods they ate as kids that…
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Unpacking Dads Like Easter Eggs | Lu & Jarch on Triple M | Thursday April 2
Today on the show we asked when were you publicly embarrased, have a crack at guessing which sport belonged to funny names, and for the first time in a while…
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It’s a bit weird in here | Lu & Jarch on Triple M | Wednesday April 1
Today on the show, Lu and Jarch are joined by The Inspired Unemployed…and we attempt a little prank on the pranksters. Plus Lu goes through some…
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No gold star for you | Lu & Jarch on Triple M | Monday March 30
Today on the show Lu and Jarch want to hear adults confess to their silliest fears, after a grown man freaked out over a squirrel. The 10 cockiest male names…
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Please explain why you’re a moron | Lu & Jarch on Triple M | Friday March 27
It’s Freeball Friday which means it’s time for another Business Jingle. A listener calls in from Tennessee to tell us about a time she showed the…
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The best doggy teeth of all time | Lu & Jarch on Triple M | Thursday March 26
Today on the show Lu and Jarch hear stories about diva dogs, after a video surfaced of a dog who refuses to walk on floorboards. Reverse The Verse is a…
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That’s how you get a room laughing | Lu & Jarch on Triple M | Wednesday March 25
Today on the show, Lu and Jarch verse each other in a game of “Animal or Not?”. We find out what happened when Jarch tried to drive his car out of…
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Stop hitting on me | Lu & Jarch on Triple M | Monday March 23
Lu and Jarch have accidentally cost the company over $1000, so today on the show we want to know – how much did you cost your company? And Jarch had a…
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Step ladders, not stilettos | Lu & Jarch on Triple M | Friday March 20
Australia voted Lu’s bingle as better than Jarch’s last week, so today, Lu stitches Jarch up with a song writing lesson…from Birds of Tokyo…
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Some roads need fixing | Lu & Jarch on Triple M | Thursday March 19
A man has broken into the hippo enclosure, so today on the show Lu and Jarch want to know – what did you break into? A listener has messaged in after her…
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Hey Mr Snail | Lu & Jarch on Triple M | Wednesday March 18
Today on the show Lu and Jarch want to hear about weird obsessions, after a little girl has gone viral for her obsession with chairs. And the top 10 clumsiest…
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A very unfit little dancer | Lu & Jarch on Triple M | Tuesday March 17
Today on the show it’s St Patricks Day, so Lulu puts Jarch to the test (he is 25% Irish after all). Dr Dal Din is back helping people solve the problems…
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I’ll put on my hat and streak for you | Lu & Jarch on Triple M | Monday March 16
Today on the show Lu shares something that’s made her a bit upset…over the weekend she paid $40 for a showbag then realised the showbag lady let…
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LIVE FROM THE WALCHA SHOW | Lu & Jarch on Triple M | Friday March 13
We’re live from The Walcha Show in Jarch’s hometown of Walcha. Lu and Jarch go head to head in cake baking, flower arranging and horseshoe making…
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LIVE FROM THE FARM | Lu & Jarch on Triple M | Thursday March 12
It’s Thrust Thursday live from Jarch’s family farm in Walcha ahead of The Walcha Show tomorrow. We go digging through Jarch’s old bedroom and…
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My contract is more than yours | Lu & Jarch on Triple M | Wednesday March 11
Lu and Jarch are heading off on their road trip to Walcha straight after the show, so Lu pitches some possible car games for her and Jarch to play. Jarch tells…
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Show us your cupid kettle drums | Lu & Jarch on Triple M | Tuesday March 10
Today on the show Lulu calls the organiser of The Walcha Show to enrol her and Jarch in some more activities. Judge Jarchy decides if it’s okay to keep…
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You’re riding a bull, kid! | Lu & Jarch on Triple M | Monday March 9
Jarch kicks off the week with a surprise for Lu…he’s organised a team trip to his hometown Walcha, for The Walcha Show!!!! No surprise is a good…
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You’ve been kissing my cheeks a lot | Lu & Jarch on Triple M | Friday March 6
It’s an extra special Freeball Friday because sick daddy is finally well enough to do the show! You know you’re old when you go to Vegas for a…
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My dad’s got crabs | Lu & Jarch on Triple M | Friday February 27
Jarch is on a flight back from Vegas so it’s Lulu and LP for your freeball Friday! Lu attempts her very first solo bingle, will she succeed? And a groom…
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You can't wear that in a church | Lu & Jarch on Triple M | Thursday February 26
Once again Jarch joins us live from Las Vegas, so to celebrate we hear some of the best "what happened in Vegas" stories. And we've found an article on the…
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You should know a D when you see one | Lu & Jarch on Triple M | Wednesday February 25
Today Jarch joins the show live from Vegas while Lulu holds it down in Aus!!! A lady is causing chaos online for washing her undies in a hotel coffee machine…
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Sometimes heroes wear knee splints | Lu & Jarch on Triple M | Tuesday February 24
Is it okay to ask your partner to stop swearing? Judge Jarchy delivers his ruling in today’s courtroom. Plus, Lu and Jarch have been having some wacky…
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Three, Poo, One | Lu & Jarch on Triple M | Monday February 23
Today Lu and Jarch do the full 2 hours of the show sitting on the toilet!!! (It’s part of an experiment, don’t try it at home). We play a game of…
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New Hot Guy | Lu & Jarch on Triple M | Friday February 20
Today on the show we chat about the age-old moral dilemma, if you found $20,000 would you give it back? And a new guy started in the office yesterday&hellip…
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The thrust bus | Lu & Jarch on Triple M | Thursday February 19
Inspired by Karl Stefanovic’s loyalty to Danika Mason, we helped a wife put her husband’s loyalty to the test—live on air. Plus Quick Moo is…
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A knight in shining uber | Lu & Jarch on Triple M | Wednesday February 18
Yesterday Jarch accidentally left his backpack in the studio, so the team took it and hid it somewhere. Today listeners used clues to help Jarch find the lost…
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Did you just throw a smoothie at me? | Lu & Jarch on Triple M | Tuesday February 17
Welcome to the year of the horse!!!!! To celebrate the start of a new lunar year, Lu attempts some fortune telling for a few lucky listeners. Reverse the verse…
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Come over and see my big balloon dog | Lu & Jarch on Triple M | Monday February 16
Jim Jeffries is on the show today chatting about his brand-new tour!! Jarch got a lift from a listener over the weekend, and we ask everyone to help us name…
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Size only matters most of the time | Lu & Jarch on Triple M | Friday February 13
We’ve got some good news for the short single men ahead of Valentines Day this year. Plus we perform our best bingle to date, and Lu shares some insight…
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Get me to heaven | Lu & Jarch on Triple M | Thursday February 12
It’s Thrust Thursday and Jarch got a brand new tattoo today! We hear some fresh complaints from The Complaints Department, and we also speak to listeners…
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Let’s go to Norland | Lu & Jarch on Triple M | Wednesday February 11
A nervous man proposed to his girlfriend then vomited when she said yes, so we want to know the worst place you’ve vomited. And a Norwegian Olympian who…
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Move your thumb in a circular motion | Lu & Jarch on Triple M | Monday February 9
It’s Superbowl Monday, so Lu and Jarch do a round of SuperTROLL Monday where everyone in Australia gets to roast them. There’s an alarming new…
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The egg that fell off the wall | Lu & Jarch on Triple M | Friday February 6
We thought we’d send everyone into the weekend with a list of things every couple should do at the end of the week to keep their relationship thriving…
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We’ve got a real coward on our hands | Lu & Jarch on Triple M | Thursday February 5
Lu was late to work today and you’ll never guess why. Reverse The Verse makes an appearance, and we play Unpack Your Undies after an NRL player was seen…
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You’re not very smart for an adult | Lu & Jarch on Triple M | Wednesday February 4
We had our very first Lu & Jarch wedding today, as part of Married At First Voice. And a man has revealed the most unhinged things his 5 year old son has said…
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An androgynous ruler | Lu & Jarch on Triple M | Tuesday February 3
Big news has rocked the Lu and Jarch team… Lu got glasses!!! We lined up a bunch of callers on air and Lu had to guess if they were wearing glasses, or…
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The best joke ever on radio | Lu & Jarch on Triple M | Monday February 2
An Australian man went viral over the weekend after accidentally throwing a chair at his mates head outside a strip cub… So today on the show, Lu and…
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Free Flap Friday | Lu & Jarch on Triple M | Friday January 30
A man has mistaken a human poo for his dogs poo and picked it up…so we hear stories about things you’ve done then blamed on an animal. Plus…
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The big hog reveal | Lu & Jarch on Triple M | Thursday January 29
Reverse The Verse makes its 2026 debut today for Thrusty Thursday. And Jarch had a nightmare at the Australian Open that was caught on camera…it…
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The Australian Scrow-pen | Lu & Jarch on Triple M | Wednesday January 28
Today on the show, Judge Jarchy had to hold someone in contempt of court. A married couple of 19 years have discovered they’re actually brother and…
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Teenage Mutant Ninja Titties | Lu & Jarch on Triple M | Tuesday January 27
We’re kicking off a brand new week with a brand new segment…Roll With It! And a lady has tried to smuggle 2 turtles through airport security, one…
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Apologies Australia | Lu & Jarch on Triple M | Friday January 23
Happy Freeball Friday! Today on the show we debut our very first bingle for 2026. And a new study shows nail growth can predict your lifespan, so we want to…
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I’ve had a lot of Italian in me | Lu & Jarch on Triple M | Thursday January 22
Jarch is back! He tells a story about how his illness nearly caused a rift in his marriage. Plus we hear stories about unfortunate slips of the tongue, and…
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THE LULU SHOW | Lu & Jarch on Triple M | Wednesday January 21
Jarch and LP are both off sick today, so the big dawg LDD is running the show. Dr Dal Din makes an appearance, Lu’s found some more pathetic injuries…
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Clit and coccyx | Lu & Jarch on Triple M | Tuesday January 20
Judge Jarchy makes it’s 2026 debut, and it manages to break the Judges heart. A lady from New Zealand gave us a call to tell us about a time she slipped…
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WASSUP AUSTRALIA | Lu & Jarch on Triple M | Monday January 19
Lu and Jarch are back from holidays… Jarch had such a relaxing time that he forgot his own home address. And a lady accidentally punched herself in the…
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SEEYA IN 2026 | Lu & Jarch on Triple M | Friday December 12
It’s our final show for 2025 and it’s a big one! Someone wins our trip to Tassie to see the Foo Fighters live, we do our final Bingle of the year…